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No. 293139
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Victoria from Life is Strange.
No. 293140
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Tomoko from the anime Watamote would probably come here.
God, i related to her so much.
No. 293147
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Dee from Always Sunny.
No. 293148
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Xan from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
No. 293156
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>>293139definitely
I think Pansy Parkinso and Cho Chang from Harry Potter would definitely browse lolcow. And Marie Schrader from Breaking Bad
No. 293169
>>293167thanks, that's what I got from googling it right after you mentioned it
so agreed, she'd be more into it than lolcow
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No. 293181
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>>293156Oh I forgot, but I think a lot of Aggretsuko characters would browse lolcow or similar sites, Yabae (pic related) would browse it, and maybe Fenneko too, while Tsunoda would be more into PULL.
No. 293229
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never forget
No. 293386
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>>293232you're spot on. daria would never seek it out and stay on her own. it's too shallow and unproductive.
what i think would happen is that quinn would come freaking out to daria and jane about some thread on /snow/ about one of her friends, then jane would look into it and get hooked. daria would be all "are you STILL on that stupid forum?" and jane would be like "yeah but you gotta see this!" etc
my vote is definitely jen from IT crowd. she would browse all day during work and try to explain cows to the boys
No. 293505
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I could see Lacie from Black Mirror lurking on lolcow. But she would never admit it, and tell everyone she ~hates gossip~
>>293181I could totally see Fenneko being that anon who finds milk through relentless creeping of social media.
No. 293556
>>293386jen is a normie, she would browse that GOMI someone mentioned here.
also daria likes to watch people getting fucked without being involved so that's why I picked her.
No. 293563
>>293351rorschach is the epitome of a robot, lbr. i feel like he'd get banned for calling us all shameful hussies or something.
>dead doggo pics on /b/ this morning. >tire tread on burst stomach.>this board's afraid of me.>i've seen its true face. >the catalogs are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of period blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the farmers will drown. >the accumulated filth of all their gossip and bitchiness will foam up about their waists and all the camgirls and weebs will look up and shout "save us!" and i'll whisper
>"no." anyways, if we're talking watchmen characters, janey (dr. manhattan's ex) would def be on here calling silk spectre II a fat pig with nasiolabal folds yadda yadda. everyone from watchmen is an asshole lmao.
No. 293575
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I feel like Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story: Coven (and the new season) seems like a farmer. But she might be too much of a Stacy and is shown to have an active social life, unlike most people on here. She at least has farmer like qualities though.
Either way, the thought of her bitching about her fellow Coven members in /ot/ is hilarious.
No. 293600
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Kelly from The Office. I imagine she'd receive many bans for blog posting.
No. 293608
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>>293131also OP here again, you can also list characters that you think would be potential lolcows on here. gen 1 starscream (or really all iterations) would be gerg material with his powertrips.
not related but historical figures/people from the past too. i could see the columbine shooters getting a thread on kiwifarms. also a lot of famous painters and film directors getting posted in celebcows.
No. 293613
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>>293608historical cows?! OP that's so juicy.
Can you imagine the threads on Napoleon?
>jealous males and robots calling him a diseased manlet>girls admitting that they want to fuck him and they've heard he's an amazing lover>sjws calling him the scum of the earth>/pol/fags trying to justify his political moves No. 293623
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>>293608Mabel Pines strikes me as a potential cow. Not at age 12/13, but at like 16+
No. 293625
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Not a fictional character but I definitely feel like Lindsay Ellis browses /snow/
No. 293632
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>>293563anon this is beautiful
No. 293657
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Sansa fits the farmer profile I think. Young woman who is damaged, petty and kind of a bitch but not a bad person.
No. 293868
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>famous painters
Imagine Van Gogh would got his own thread because of his particular style,Dali would have one and Duchamp too.But i think Duchamp would be more of an avid farmer than the others tho
No. 293902
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What about Utena?
Nanami would both be posted on lolcow and post on it or at least get her henchwoman to whiteknight her on it and Touga, as well as shit on all girls that Touga is interested in.
Anthy would mercillesly troll her all the time. Utena would be completely uninterested in watching trainwrecks without actually interacting with them. Naive as she is, she would not notice Anthy being the mastertroll and would not think much about Anthy browsing some weird website.
Akio would own the side and be the admin. He would use it to manipulate the students and push them to do his bidding.
I suppose Wakaba would also use it secretly to shit on all the popular girls and vent her frustration and low self-esteem. Same with Shiori but with focus on Juri.
The shadow girls can be considered an in-universe lolcow, but that's a different thing I guess. lol
No. 294101
>>293868Duchamp was really fucking pompous while he was shitposting. (I like some of his stuff but the man himself was so full of himself he would have his thread) so idk about him being more of a lurker or a cow tbh
>>293613Napoleon would 100% end up on /pt/ lmao
No. 294400
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>>293613He's my historical husbando, but I agree, lol
Also imagine how huge of a cow lord Byron would be:
>manwhore>marriage drama>gay crush on Napoleon (notice me senpai, pls)>incest>illegitimate children, including one born from incest>constant attentionwhoring and mental breakdowns>animal hoarding>financial trouble>islamaboo phase>trying to stay relevant and going to GreeceThere would be a separate thread for his calves, like Mary Shelley and her husband, Polidori, Hobhouse and others.
No. 294442
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>>293608lolcow in the past would be nuts.
- i feel like ayn rand would have a /snow/ thread like redpillchick, but also browse /g/ to blog post her hybristophilia for william hickman.
- valerie solanas would of course post in the man hating and gender critical threads
-we’d have an anti-beatlemania thread, where we ridicule beatles fanfictions and groupies
-instahoe thread but for pinup models
-ed gein and jeffrey dahmer would have the male equivalent of luna slater threads
No. 294448
>>293902I think Nanami would self post just to see what people think about her and then get all defensive and pissy about it.
Nanami's friends would also post about her in personal lolcows thread or the vent one…
No. 294457
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>>293608>historicalThere is so much salt among classical composers I could see them being a load of shitposters
No. 294459
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>>294457Wagner and Tchaikovsky in particular. Or Brahms vs pretty much anyone
No. 294501
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Am I the only one who would think that a lot of these 'mastermind' archetypes would browse here totally ironically, maybe hanging around on /g and pretending to be ~qt femme girl uwu~ while being massively bitchy and toxic on the other boards "just for the kicks"
or is that just me…?
>pic related
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reviving this thread because it’s funny
for celebs back in the past, i think notorious divas like joan crawford and faye dunaway would post here…….especially faye as in character for mommy dearest
male example would be probably 1970s chevy chase posting about bill murray and john belushi. but instead of sperging about nasolabial folds he’s an acne-scar anon. also marilyn manson-esque threads for all the rockstars
No. 542905
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How did no one ever post her? Bitter, petty, socially awkward young woman with a grudge against multiple women in her life.
She'd have posted Ann in personal cows in /snow and asked for advice about getting Andy to fall for her in /g, been active in some threads in both /m and /ot.
No. 542910
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>>294475>>294463I died at both of these omg. Thank you whoever brought this thread back
No. 542913
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lin from spirited away. idk why i just feel it
No. 542937
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Bayo for sure
No. 542939
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Maeve and Olivia from Sex Education
No. 542940
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Donna (Twin Peaks) in her rebellious phase
No. 542952
>>293657Maybe in earlier seasons. I don’t see later seasons Sansa being a farmer.
Margery would constantly bitch about Cersei in the vent thread though.
I can almost see Cersei posting on here but I think she would believe she’s “above” farmers
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No. 542959
>>542952Margery would be a classic farmer. I don't think Cersei would be posting here, she'd definitely be viewed as a cow (I'd be the WK lol).
I'd actually see dark!Sansa here more than early Sansa. She'd probably be a stern PP anon with heart of gold.
No. 543007
>>294442christ i'm just imagining people in the jeffery dahmer thread posting about how "if he just did xyz then he could get his life together!!!"
anyway i think lorena bobbitt would have a thread here but it would probably get hijacked by scrotes a lot
No. 543101
>>542954They'd be on Guru Gossip
Jenny would self-post on Lolcow a lot and not know how to sage
No. 543127
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>>293608The site would probably constantly crash during the late 18th century due to half of france lurking here and ultimately leaking out of their containment thread with aggressive nitpicking and a-logging.
No. 543130
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amy from gone girl would be a prolific poster in the pp thread but one of the ones who don't consider themselves feminists.
No. 543176
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Jackie would sperg about how much better she is than other cows and humblebrag constantly in /g/ while crying about how all her boyfriends treat her like shit in /ot/.
No. 543498
>>543480she seems to also hate women, just not to the extent that she hates men.
>>543497the speculation about whether or not jamie and cersei are fucking would be amazing. The progression from joke to tinfoil to confirmation would be the milkiest thing to ever happen.
No. 543575
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She's a pretty iconic character among sadgirls and femcels.
No. 543698
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She definitely lurked here before she got arrested.
No. 543716
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I would not be the least bit shocked if it turns out that Jenny Nicholson lurks here
No. 543738
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Enid would cowtip constantly
No. 543751
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Kurisu goes here for female companionship after big brain posting on 2ch/4chan all day.
>>543659How is that “romanticizing” anything? It’s just accurate headcanon. Sweet dee is exactly the type of lolcow who posts about her lolcow friends, not like we don’t have this type around here.
>>543575Na she’s too stacy to bother. Sad gorls and femcels gtfo.
No. 543859
>>543698>Souvannarath, Shepherd, and Gamble all met on the website Tumblr, where they shared an obsession with death, true crime, heavy metal music, and Nazi imagery. Gamble's blog included imagery of Nazis and the Columbine High School massacre,[8] along with pictures of guns from World War II, and Shepherd's contained death metal audio tracks and gore, whereas on Souvannarath's blog, headlined with, "School Shooter Chic; violence is the aesthetic," she made many allusions to events of mass murder and mayhem in the month of February and as early as several months beforehand, interspersed with anti-Semitic comments in juxtaposition with posts of photo sets of Japanese fashion on her pastel-pink background. On February 5, 2015, Gamble reblogged a photo Souvannarath posted on Tumblr saying "Valentine's Day, it's going down", hinting to the would-be shooting.[9][10] No. 543861
>>543775definitely both, impersonating other people first on the assumption he can pull it off because people are so easy to manipulate and deceive, then when caught he would reveal himself in a rage
>>543738good one. i think she would feel sorry for cows and want to befriend them but not without kind of subconsciously fetishizing and belittling them as misunderstood freaks.
No. 543874
>>543738I was just about to post her!
>>543861Seymour wasn’t much of a cow tho.
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No. 543931
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>>543716lol no, i mean i hope she peaks soon, cause I recall her and i think lindsay ellis got put on an internet shitlist for saying something about "yall are way way too judgemental about what people ship can you please calm down", but they are both 100% still hyperliberal messes who can't even browse the onion threads without feeling guilty cause someone said the t-word
Anyway, to properly contribute I'm going to make someone absolutely miserable by posting this, but i must
No. 543934
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Can’t believe nobody has mentioned CJ from regular show. She has somewhat nerdy interests and feels threatened by Margaret
No. 543947
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Jill Stingray literally does browse her in universe lolcow. I really love when she goes back home and read it, it's always hilarious to me how much it reminds me of it here. Makes me wonder if one of the devs is a farmer
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>>294586>>542940>>543176>>542905>>294442>>293600>>293147>>293165>>293172>>293613>>293902oh my god thank you for reviving this so i could read it, I love all of you so much lmao but this one especially
>>294475 takes the cake
I'm imagining moz pretending to be too cool to even know what lolcow is but he's actually contributed to 90% of his own thread and spends the rest of his free time threatening admin/ authors of moz x marr slash fanfics with bullshit lawsuits if they don't delete everything. he also regularly contributes to posting fake milk in the robert smith thread
also fiona apple cowtipped bjork and told her there's a thread about how batshit she is but thankfully she is unphased as she has no idea how to work the internet
No. 544183
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Ugly tsundere, ignored by her family, can't even get a short guy to notice her, basically the average farmer
No. 544243
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Been binge watching 30 Rock lately. Jenna would be such a cow if she were real.
No. 544523
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Jessica from Twilight would absolutely post about the Cullens and their weird cult in personal cows.
No. 544534
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She'd probably shit post too
No. 544810
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You can't convince me otherwise.
No. 545084
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-tradthot that derails constantly with mild homophobia
-that one doomer in the corona thread that has to let everyone know that she's older than everyone else
-sperged about the anti-cat thread
-constantly racebaits but never gets banned for it
-only posts on /ot/ and /meta/ and calls /g/ degenerate
No. 545168
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Amanda and Mark from Ugly Betty esp for any ana-chan cows.
No. 545237
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Bangle from Animal Crossing definitely browses lolcow. She's awkward, obsessed with fame, a loudmouth, hasn't bathed in weeks, and tries to make herself seem like she's got it all together. When you get to really talk to her, the degeneracy comes out.
No. 545858
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sorry for weeb shit but all her dialogue is exactly what farmers actually say
No. 546179
>>293147She'd probably have her own thread in /snow/ and start samefagging with vicki/kiki tier samefagging and sperging
>>545237I definitely was not anticipating an AC villager to be listed on here lol.
Is every peppy villager like this? No. 546180
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I could see Shizuru from Yuyu browsing the vent and man-hate threads
No. 546183
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Dixie Kong. I swear to God. She probably posts in the vent threads about her annoying little brother and her boyfriend Diddy and gets anons to tell her to dump him every couple months. I can definitely see her sitting on her phone or PC, chewing some gum or drinking a glass of OJ, scrolling through /snow/ and /pt/ and reporting some milk.
No. 546203
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Ritsuko akagi from eva
No. 546271
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This bitch.
No. 546278
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i don't know if it would be angela or lilith but at least one of the pleasant twins from the sims 2 would be posting. if it was angela she would probably post about lilith in the egirl thread
No. 546329
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Those two
No. 546398
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you can't watch the stupid spoiled whore or the photoshop episode of south park and convince me that wendy isn't a farmer
No. 548126
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I can see Kim Kelly venting about her shitty home life in the vent threads, and talking shit about Daniel in /g/ in the loser ex-boyfriend stories. Plus, she has a knack for bullying, she probably has a favorite cow in /snow/
As for Lindsay, eh, I see her more as a radfem with a bad case of virtue-signalling.
They'd both fit right in.
No. 548256
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You just know
No. 548289
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I'm surprised she hasn't been posted yet.
No. 548322
>>548289Yes.
She'd post her findings about tsunoda's instagram patterns and everyone would call her a sperg.
No. 549190
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Honestly both of them
No. 549539
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I feel like she's the type to reply to an anon who's ranting about her boyfriend to break up with him and then also pulling things out of nowhere to make him look like the worst person ever and then goes on this rant about why all men are trash and you don't need a man to be happy
Also probably spends most of her time on /w/ and /g/
No. 549548
>>549539Bruh she's the bitch who puts blood in people's food
I don't think Toga hates men though
No. 549734
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90’s Rei would be talking shit about Usagi in the personal cows thread lol
No. 549789
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She would lurk for sure, not sure if she would post.
No. 549815
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tbh i think the libfem types go two ways. theyre dyed in the wool in their beliefs or that theyre legit terfs that do the whole libfem shit for clout and money and probably throw around slurs and shit when theyre anonymous online or with close friends.
No. 549820
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i've been playing danganronpa lately, so here's this.
junko: super active user, uses lolcow all day while she's controlling monokuma or whatever, replies to herself to start drama in threads. makes social media accounts to cowtip and send people their lolcow threads while also being 50% of the posts in the same threads. she has like 500 ip addresses to cause farmers, admins, and cows maximum despair.
hiyoko: she loves to talk shit all the time, nitpicks everyone's appearance, zooms in on their physical imperfections and posts them. would post in the personal lolcow thread about mikan.
>>545858 is accurate, everything she says would fit in with the things said on here.
sayaka: not a frequent user, but would post about the girls in her idol group with their deepest darkest secrets and then post in the same thread with "but sayaka is the best dancer and singer, the other members are totally holding her back!"
miu: she loves the drama. she would make really inflammatory/a-loggy posts, and then cry when people reply accordingly or when she gets banned.
kokichi: makes wild speculations about cow's personal life (usually cows that are really big e-celebs), gets banned for tinfoiling, cow makes an apology video a week later for the thing kokichi speculated about in the thread. in reality he did deep research and made anonymous social media accounts to post the screenshots and pressure the cow into talking about it.
mikan: not that much into the site itself, but eventually would post about herself and leak her own nudes for attention after hiyoko posts about her. makes her own thread about herself.
celestia: mostly posts in /snow/, but would probably be more active on 4chan's /cgl/. she lurks more than she posts.
tenko: only reads or posts in the gender critical/pink pill threads.
toko/genocide jack: both would shitpost in different threads. they both have low self esteem and spend the whole game insulting the other girls. toko gets sad when she gets on lolcow and sees she's banned for the second time this month because genocide jack was thirstposting again.
No. 549843
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>>549780YES i was just going to say michiru
also I know Dear Brother is kind of a lesser known anime but I love this crazy bitch and she would absolutely pink pill sperg constantly about how men are worthless, and maybe vent in the confession thread about all the unhinged shit she did this semester and other anons would armchair that she's BPD and they would not be far off
No. 549953
>>549843yes yes yes
I'm surprised I haven't posted this bpd bitch myself
No. 550036
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Muffy from Arthur
No. 550243
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These stuck up brats
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These two,especially Veronica
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Phyllis Summers fron the soap opera, The Young and the Restless. Posts about Sharon in the personal lolcows thread.
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Clover and Mandy
they'd be talking trash about each other for sure
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Gina from Brooklyn 99.
she'd be a farmhand lol
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>>550245>>550262>those cute girls>on lolcowLMFAO. No one understands that those kinda girls rather talk shit about irl people or celebrities.
Pic related however def would post heavily here. Including the gay dude in middle.
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And this bitch because despite not being fat she actually has an internet boyfriend (but that’s mostly thanks to her autistic family).
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Also wait I totally forgot about Reggie and Sam from rocket power.The ginger from mike luc and og would definitely post on lolcow a lot. And then the girl Dodie from as told by ginger would post here for the rest of her life even when she’s a mother.
No. 550559
>>550036pretty sure this bitch was posting in the unpopular opinion thread yesterday.
>>550541he'd run a robot discord server and try get them to raid us.
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>>293147I've never been in this thread before, but I started rewatching Always Sunny and came here just to post Dee because she embodies the particularly unhinged farmers so much. I am not surprised she was one of the first people posted. She would be vendetta posting The Waitress, nitpicking all the attractive cows, and derailing threads sperging about stupid shit. Charlie would be whiteknighting The Waitress in these vendetta threads, and Dennis would be one of the weird /r9k/ guys who feel the need to invade lolcow and sperg in demand of our attention.
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No. 550709
>>550646dennis would selfpost his pictures in /g/ regarding anything related to attractive men. he'd then brag to the gang how some website was full of females who wanted to bang him, then he and mac would get into a competition to see who was the most attractive.
mac would also hang out in /g/ on the sex advice to ask virginal(?) questions about being unsure if he's ready to get involved with a penis. he'd never learn to sage and fill out the name, email, and subject line.
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>>550646while we're on the sunny gang, artemis would browse this site as a regular. actually, she'd probably be one of the best mods possible.
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>>549820I feel like if Koizumi would be a farmer too.
>Complains about father on the vent and bad parenting threads.>Rants about her classmates on the personal cows thread.>Post photographies she took by her own on any nice-stuff pictures threads.>Stays mostly on /g/ /ot/ /m/.>Active on the Pink pill thread.>Mini mods in most threads, reports all the infighting and pictures without spoiler.>Never get banned. No. 558176
>>546398I can see all the 4th grade girls in SP, minus Heidi possibly, posting on lolcow honestly.
>>550714Now I’m imagining Artemis posting in any sex related threads…
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spider man is a bitch
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>>543896dodie would definitely be a vendetta-chan lol
No. 558374
>>558313imo they wrote his character so poorly and as if they googled the stereotypical image of an incel and were like "yup. that's it. evan peters come here, this is your role now."
i cringed so hard when they showed the scene of him going on red pill forums kek.
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I can picture Ashley constantly complaining about her life and manic boyfriend in /ot/.
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These bitches
Yes, sasuke included, he would bitch about naruto in a very gay way
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This one is too obvious
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>>558622Crust Cousins Tiff and Brit from My life as a teenage robot.
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forgot her name
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>>558661Lmao I was thinking about posting her.
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basically this
No. 559066
>>558929Daria definitely would. He favorite TV show is "Sick Sad World" which from what I can tell just showcases weird people and gross things.
>>558965>>559007Do you guys not know what sarcasm is?
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Maddy Perez.
She browses lolcow while getting her nails and hair done, spergs about men in /g/
No. 560413
>>558625I think she's too successful to bother coming here. Maybe she would sperg in pinkpill during the period when Vegeta fucked off to space.
>>549734Manga version would be coming here too to bitch about her shit dad and complain about dumb thots like Minako.
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>>560107No way anon. Maddy is busy being hot and popular.
Kat would definitely be a farmer though.
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Chanel #5 would be on a Chanel Oberlin thread and crying about boys on /g/
Chanel O would lurk her own thread. She'd probably make a personal cows post on Chanel #5 too
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>>293148i think she shares a similar vibe
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Both of them.
>>549190Yes.
>>542913I can see it.
>>544810Definitely. She would be in the vent thread all of the time.
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>>566269I posted Jackie a while ago but forgot about Donna.
Laurie would be a good fit as well since I can imagine her having her own thread, being the type to have an onlyfans or some other hustle and eventually getting cancelled for being
abusive and "
problematic" behind closed doors.
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>>566269Do you think they would write about Hyde?
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I think she would bitch here about Ginger and her friends a lot.
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This may be a bit of a stretch but I could see him being a male lurker on /snow/ and maybe posting about his classmates as his personal lolcows, though he'd probably not use lolcow that much
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Inversely, Belle would post all the time in the vent thread about how much she hates Gaston and her shitty hick town
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>>583849Kek. The triplets seem too Stacy to be posting on lolcow but I could also imagine them shittalking about Belle constantly on here and accusing her of being "not like other girls"
Megara from Hercules is another Disney character I could see posting on lolcow a lot. I feel like she would be active in the Man Hate threads (due to what her ex did to her) before she met Hercules.
No. 583862
>>545084Really? I feel like Angela is too uptight for lolcow. I can maybe see her on GOMI. Kelly is a total farmer though, as
>>293600 points out.
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All of them
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this isn’t a character but she’s become more prominent lately (seen her vids posted on the farms before) and I’ve been watching her forever so I gotta ask
does anyone else think amandabb is a low key farmer? she talks mostly abt ppl popping off on twitter so I think that’s where she gets a lot of her info but idk something abt the way she talks and how some anons post makes it a lil too real for me
my guess is probably not but I love her vids and how she pops off
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Anyways,
Probably Enid from TWD.
Shy on the show but she's probably be a real bitch on the lolcow.
She'd probably start by posting newds on 4chan but then quickly get run off for being a wannabe Boxxy. Then she'll get a hatred for men and come here.
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Can we revive this thread? It's funny as fuck
Anyway, I nominate Erin Quinn from Derry Girls.
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>>625099I think Clare would be the farmer. She's gay.
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Naomi from Skins UK
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You would never even be able to tell that he’s male from his posts
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Chronic baiter/shitposter. Calls anyone who disagrees with her a scrote. Tinfoils that every celebrity is closeted.
I considered Leliana also for a bit but I think she might just lurk.
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>Hello, fellow farmers. Don’t you hate it when your cunt is quivering for a big fat 4.5er? But anything above 5” is too big, amirite ladies, kek! Ugh the thought is soaking my pink lace kawaii pusheen panties. Btw what’s your fetish?
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>>625199Nice I love Eliot
Alice Quinn too, that bitch is repressed as hell
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Chloe from My Mad Fat Diary god she would be such a farmer. I can see her frequenting the proana thread
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It's between rebecca and paula tbh