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No. 2680

OY VEY

No. 2681

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Nothing to see here, goy.

No. 2682

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or here

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flood

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detected

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post

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discarded

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Flood detected; Post discarded.

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An error has occured.

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Go back

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Error

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No. 2695

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I wonder who could be behind the myth of "white privilege"?

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food detected; toast discarded

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blah

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FEED ME FORESKINS

No. 2700

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OYYYYYY VEY

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No. 2702

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OY GEVALT

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Nothing to see here, either.

No. 2706

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Remember - it's never the Jews. That's antisemitism!

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No. 2708

oh my fucking god. no one cares. go away.

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No. 2710

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>>2708
LOL BUTTHURT

No. 2711

>>2710
Mate, you're butt hurt because your paedo thread got deleted and you got IP banned. Now you are being a top arse hole trying to shit stuff up because you're mad. I'm not even mad, just thinking 'What the fuck. Is this how this person chooses to spend their time? Trolling a board with useless shit?' Yes you are that stupid, that I can't even give a reaction because you are spouting nonsense.

No. 2712

>>2711

It's funny because they think they're trashing the board but it's not even that active so this shit will be gone in a few hours.

They're putting way too much effort into this with so little pay off kek

No. 2713

>>2712
I know, I can imagine an angry little fat bloke feeling tearful because his little girl thread wasn't approved of, so he is speedily googling propaganda he knows nothing about to post as 'revenge' it's fucking hilarious.

No. 2714

"it's all the Jews' fault that I live in my mom's basement and no one loves me, waaaah"

No. 2715

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>>2711
>Mate, you're butt hurt because your paedo thread got deleted and you got IP banned.

>implying that was me



>Is this how this person chooses to spend their time? Trolling a board with useless shit?

Projecting much? Isn't that what all you losers are doing? Trolling girls online for being prettier and more popular than you are? Top fucking lel.

No. 2716

>>2714
"da Joos turned me into a joke, it's their fault I have no life :'("

No. 2717

>>2715
It was you, let's face it. Hardly anyone uses this board but a few regulars, then you who probably looks like that fat creepy man in the pic comes along, all this BS about jews, paedos not being in the wrong, misogyny etc. Dude, it was you.
>>Projecting much? Isn't that what all you losers are doing? Trolling girls online for being prettier and more popular than you are? Top fucking lel.
Yes because PT, Asha, Quirky, Ashley, Himezawa and many others are sooo fucking pretty right? Top fucking lel to you too dick head.

No. 2718

>>2715

>"I… I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED"


Triple kek.

No. 2719

>>2718
This is gold to watch seriously, This dude tho. He must be autistic to care this much, defending his loli's.

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>>2717
>It was you
>because I say so!!!!1!!!
Top lel. Sorry, but no, it really wasn't me. I don't even know what you're talking about.

>Yes because PT, Asha, Quirky, Ashley, Himezawa and many others are sooo fucking pretty right?

They're probably prettier than you. I mean, what kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day? One that is ugly and jealous of other girls for being prettier than her. That's basically the only reason that anyone would use a site like this.

No. 2721

>>2720
You obviously know naff all about this board, most of the girls who use this is because the Lolcows are funny and their antics are hilarious. This isn't a troll board.
>> what kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day
Haha, I am in full time education and work a job on the side, you seriously think I stay here all day? Not everyone is a fat smelly neck beard like you staying at home all day. Believe it or not all of Lolcows users have lives to lead, hence why we aren't very fast moving.

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>>2720
>What kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day?

Idk, what kind of guys sit around on a site trying to troll girls for daring to post things that are not to their tastes?

No. 2723

>>2720
>I mean, what kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day?

What kind of asshole boy sits around on 4chan all day CHECK EM!!! DUBS!!!1 RATE MY COCK!!!1 TITS OR GTFO!!! Why are you hanging around here? Didn't /b/ give you any attention so you hauled your hefty ass here? Shoo, go on, fuck off.

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>>2721
>most of the girls who use this is because the Lolcows are funny and their antics are hilarious.
Why not just admit it? You do it because it makes you feel better about your own miserable life.

No. 2725

>Isn't that what all you losers are doing? Trolling girls online for being prettier and more popular than you are? Top fucking lel.

OK, lets bet on whose white knight is this.

I bet it's OC's WK

No. 2726

>>2724
Same way shitposting here makes you better about your own miserable life, /pol/-kun

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No. 2728

>>2725
It adds up, considering the pedo. But it goes against OC and her SJW beliefs. It might be that white knight from unichan who never actually met orange.

No. 2729

>>2725

Nice, you're on
I'm gonna bet on it being Wannablaze or one of her WKs if any

No. 2730

>>2724
My life is fucking good, no matter how much you think otherwise, it won't change it bae. But you'll still be wanking off into a sock with a animu loli character taped on it.

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All I can think with these troll/shitposting threads.

No. 2732

>>2728
This is actually shitposters from /cow/.

No. 2733

Why do men of /cow/ like to make fun other men like Peter Coffin? You must be jealous because he has a hot as fuck wife, so you make fun of him to give your own sad life purpose. Any guy who sits on his ass all day and talks shit about other men must be very jealous and insecure.

No. 2734

>>2732

Any proof?

Normal shitposters or tripfag shitposters like Negi or Autphag or those retards pretending to be Britfag's friends?

No. 2735

>>2732
I am NOT from /cow/. I don't even know what that is…

No. 2736

>>2735
Okay calm your man tits.

No. 2737

>>2725
>>2728
>>2729

Maybe it's that Belinda's skinhead boyfriend lol

No. 2738

>>2735

loljk

I am actually Shroom King from Kiwi Farms. This is the shittiest lowcow board on the internet. All you do is make fun of other girls, it is clear that you are all just motivated out of jealousy and spite. You are not true members of the lolcow scene and never will be. To you lowcows are just a cover for your own insecurities. It's pathetic.

No. 2739

>>2738
whatever you say kiddo

now go back to your "true" lolcow board, lmao

No. 2740

>>2738
>I am actually Shroom King from Kiwi Farms
>true members of the lolcow scene

omg that place is filled with spergs

No. 2741

I think we need more admin farmhands for the ebin baphogay raidz

No. 2742

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>>2738

>Kiwi Farms


>lolcow scene


Ahahahahahahah dear god tell me you're just some piss poor troll trying to start a vendetta on whoever the fuck 'Shroom King' is

No. 2743

>>2738

>implying we base our self worth on how conventionally attractive we are

>implying we didn't make our own website to get away from "the lolcow scene" and all of its autism

so you guys are just jealous of CWC and how attractive he is? how's that working for you?

No. 2744

>visit kiwi farms
>they are constantly arguing with marijan šiklić

lol what a bunch of retards

No. 2745

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>>2742
>all this jealousy
Thanks for proving my point.

No. 2746

>>2745

No but seriously, you're taking the piss when you say "lolcow scene", right? As if any lolcow board/forum has ever been some kind of "community" rather than spergs laughing at slightly less secretive spergs on the internet?

>>2745

Please quote the part of that post that even remotely implied any kind of jealousy.

>>2741

Lets just enjoy the sperging while it lasts. As soon as the admin checks the board they'll get b& anyway.

No. 2747

>>2745
Haha, what? You're not even making sense anymore. All you're doing is posting the same two gifs and blathering "butthurt butthurt wah ur just jealous" over and over again.

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>>2738
Hey cunts,

My name is Shroom King, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day attacking stupid ass bitches. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. You will never be true members of the lolcow scene.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm from the most legit lolcow board on the internet, and I'm going to become a janitor for free soon. What boards do you browse, other than "shit talk white girls who send their nudes to Japanese people" general? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all jealous, insecure bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

No. 2749

>>2746
>As if any lolcow board/forum has ever been some kind of "community" rather than spergs laughing at slightly less secretive spergs on the internet?
Well that's obviously how it is for this shitty board, but we have refined the trolling of lowcows into an art. We are the lolcow scene, you are just a bunch of bitter poseurs who need to get laid.

>Please quote the part of that post that even remotely implied any kind of jealousy.

You want me to quote the whole thing? The jealousy is just oozing off your post. Though it is to be expected that a wannabe community like this would be jealous of us.

No. 2750

>>2748
Hahahaha gold.

No. 2751

>>2749

I think you're >>2748 but the original replies were so retarded I can't even tell if you're samefagging or not

If so, well played.

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>>2749
>we have refined the trolling of lowcows into an art
I sure hope you're baiting, or else this is the best thing that has ever happened on this board to date.
If you're honestly serious with this shit, by all means, stick around. We need a good laugh.

No. 2753

>>2738
https://kiwifar.ms/members/shroom-king.4775/

So, the only post I've found for you is bitching about the declining quality of Wizardchan. L-e-l. The sperg is strong in this one.

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No. 2755

>>2753
>wizardchan
Confirmed autism.

No. 2756

>>2752

I'm definitely thinking >>2738 is either legit or a vendetta and >>2749 is a different person trolling for shits and giggles

No. 2757

>>2745
So, you're calling us jealous when you do nothing but hangout on an autistic forum and bitch about other men? Okay.
Aside from that, why are you so concerned with the "lolcow community" when you don't even know about /cow/? You sound like a cancerous a-logging sperg. Le epic trollz the gurl board XDD

No. 2758

>>2748
>so jealous that you made a pasta about me
This just keeps getting better.

>>2752
>le fedora maymay
I'm sorry that you can't handle the truth. The level between our forum and this place is like the level between heaven and hell.

>>2753
Shroom King is just a secondary account, of course I'm not going to tell you who I really am LOL

No. 2759

>>2757

I'm willing to bet money that this guy was bullied by girls at school for being an autistic beta, hence why he seemed into wizardchan.

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Admin, the others can go, but please don't delete this thread. The autism is so beautiful.

No. 2761

>>2758

>Jealous of a guy shitposting on a tiny board he claims to hate


lol k

>implying kiwi farms is a decent forum


100% sure you got bullied off of /cow/ for a-logging, didn't you?

>LOL of course I'm not going to tell you all my REAL online handle for laughing at autistic people!!!111 XDDDD


wow man
wow

>>2760

Amen

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No. 2763

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You sound like that one sandy lil pissy baby that was shitting up rose chan. Because his mommy wouldnt fuck him,and he could rape girls.

No. 2764

>>2763
It's not he-who-shall-not-be-named, he has a very distinctive style. This just ain't it.

No. 2765

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>>2764
Eh they all sound the same.
You can tell women pay them no attention in real life.

No. 2766

>complains about the declining quality of an image board literally for virgins
>tells us we all need to get laid

you can't make this shit up guys

No. 2803

>>2757
>Aside from that, why are you so concerned with the "lolcow community" when you don't even know about /cow/?
I do know about /cow/. I guess you missed the part where I said "loljk". But then again, that place is so beneath our notice that there is really reason any of us would need to know about it.

>>2760
>hurr ur autistic
Is that seriously the best you can do? Again, the difference between us is like the difference between heaven and hell.

>>2761
>100% sure you got bullied off of /cow/ for a-logging, didn't you?
Oh please, like a-logging is bad. Once again, you display your jealousy. It takes a true member of the lolcow scene to appreciate the art and beauty of an expertly executed a-log, so of course you losers and /cow/ would never understand it.

No. 2804

>>2803
The mere fact that you consider yourself a proud member of the "lolcow scene" makes you way more pathetic than everyone here.

No. 2805

>>2803

>like a-logging is bad

>It takes a true member of the lolcow scene to appreciate the art and beauty of an expertly executed a-log

Alright man, you're quite obviously a bored troll. Why the fuck are you wasting your time on this board though? Nobody is going to try to stop you, but what's the point?

No. 2807

>>2804
You keep trying to act like you don't care, but is is futile. This site has only two boards, random and lolcow. Even the URL is about lolcows. You clearly pride yourselves on this, and nobody who wasn't interested in the lolcow scene would know about such an obscure board.

You can deny it all your want, but your jealousy and butthurt is transparent. As a member of the lolcow scene, I pride myself on my ability to sense the butthurt in my targets, and right now you are all my targets.

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No. 2809

>>2807

>nobody who wasn't interested in the lolcow scene would know about such an obscure board.


The "lolcow scene" is never gonna be a thing, no matter how hard you try.

But actually, this board is more of an offshoot of /cgl/ than anything. Most of the people who post here don't care much about the bigger cows like Chris (only kiwi spergs care about him nowadays anyway), Robbie, "Jace"/Jan, Peter Coffin, etc.

The only real lolcows here were probably PT, Star, Raven and maybe Kiki and Quirky. You act as if it's not possible to visit /pt/, /cow/ and kiwi forums, like you're limited to one site. Are you feeling ok, man?

No. 2810

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>>2761
>>LOL of course I'm not going to tell you all my REAL online handle for laughing at autistic people!!!111 XDDDD
>wow man
>wow
If you must know, my real handle is "Glaive". As part of my admin test I had to troll this shitty wannabe site and I passed with flying colors. The previous admin was Null, and I have now taken over his role thanks to you losers.

Peace. and gg.

No. 2811

>>2810
epic :))

No. 2812

>>2810

>admin test

>taking over for Null
>actually thinking you 'trolled us' when various anons requested this thread not be deleted because you're unintentionally hilarious

lol ok then

Pretty sure you're full of shit, but is Null actually stepping down? Not like kiwifarms is salvageable at this point, but if it's because of that retarded Jace troll with his high school level hacking skills, that's fucking funny

Spergs sperging at spergs.

No. 2813

>>2807
>>This false sense of community
I care about the community I have in real life that involves people other than internet friends. Anyone who actually cares about loyalty to internet community has no friends. Mr. Kiwi warrior.
>>2810
This is some really bad trolling.
1. Obvious, self proclaimed troll from the start
2. Reveals self as troll
3. Oh shit, we got trolled by that slick asshole
Lol.

No. 2814

>>2813

https://kiwifar.ms/members/glaive.1738/

Holy shit it could possibly be legit, I didn't think it was possible for kiwi farms to get any more autistic

This guy reeks of unfunny faggot

No. 2815

>>2812
>>2813
>Pretty sure you're full of shit
Pretty sure I just trolled you all hard:
https://kiwifar.ms/members/glaive.1738/

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>>2815

Pretty sure that just got posted

You've still not explained how you "trolled" any of us, either

No. 2817

I feel like this is a false flag against Null's forum.

No. 2818

>>2815
How did you "troll us hard" when everyone already knew you were a troll from the start? Are we all supposed to feel bad now because you revealed your identity? Null is a lolcow within himself, and you seem like a lolcow in every frame of the term.
>>Post facts about kikes
>>lol jokes on you I'm Glaive

>>2817
I hope not, because it's fucking funny as shit

No. 2819

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>>2816
I trolled you so hard that some of you can't even believe it: >>2817

No. 2821

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>>2819

>ITT

No. 2822

>>2819
How can I become an epic troll like you? I've always likes spamming statistics about jews on anime boards, but no one has made me into an admin yet.

No. 2826

so is glaive officially a lolcow now?

>more like GAYve amirite

No. 2828


No. 2830

>>2828
>there's a pics thread on the board and most of them are surprisingly attractive which sucks even more

Yeah, i've looked before. nopeeeee.

No. 2832

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What happened while I was off to market?

Someone angry that we aren't the pinnacle of lolcow gossip?

Listen you deaf fuck chews sandwich if you have a chance to post an interesting thread than do it! Instead you come here and shit up the board? You blew it. YOU BLEW IT.

Go back to being fuckless and chinless. Who cares if this place only has two boards. We mostly designed this place to keep track of our now inactive queen, Pixyteri.

But on the jew hate, you have a point, virgin.

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>>2828
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
This is beautiful. I swear to god, if this wasn't Glaive ITT I'll be rustled. And for those who don't know, wizardchan changed it so that any link coming from the chans redirects to reddit, you have to copy past.

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>>2810
>>2815

Pls no bully, I would never say such things.

>>2833
Nah, but now I am

No. 3182

>>3180
Awwwwwwww :(((( I should have known.

No. 3185

>>3182
Can I still stay? Seems comfy

No. 3187

>>3180
Is it true that your penis was bitten off by a pit bull as a child?

No. 3188

>>3187

Nope, all systems operational.

No. 275788

>>3188
Is it true you work at McAffee now?



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