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Nothing to see here, goy.
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or here
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flood
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Flood detected; Post discarded.
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An error has occured.
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Go back
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I wonder who could be behind the myth of "white privilege"?
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blah
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FEED ME FORESKINS
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OYYYYYY VEY
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OY GEVALT
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Nothing to see here, either.
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Remember - it's never the Jews. That's antisemitism!
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No. 2712
>>2711It's funny because they think they're trashing the board but it's not even that active so this shit will be gone in a few hours.
They're putting way too much effort into this with so little pay off kek
No. 2715
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>>2711>Mate, you're butt hurt because your paedo thread got deleted and you got IP banned.
>implying that was me
>Is this how this person chooses to spend their time? Trolling a board with useless shit?Projecting much? Isn't that what all you losers are doing? Trolling girls online for being prettier and more popular than you are? Top fucking lel.
No. 2717
>>2715It was you, let's face it. Hardly anyone uses this board but a few regulars, then you who probably looks like that fat creepy man in the pic comes along, all this BS about jews, paedos not being in the wrong, misogyny etc. Dude, it was you.
>>Projecting much? Isn't that what all you losers are doing? Trolling girls online for being prettier and more popular than you are? Top fucking lel.Yes because PT, Asha, Quirky, Ashley, Himezawa and many others are sooo fucking pretty right? Top fucking lel to you too dick head.
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>>2717>It was you>because I say so!!!!1!!!Top lel. Sorry, but no, it really wasn't me. I don't even know what you're talking about.
>Yes because PT, Asha, Quirky, Ashley, Himezawa and many others are sooo fucking pretty right?They're probably prettier than you. I mean, what kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day? One that is ugly and jealous of other girls for being prettier than her. That's basically the only reason that anyone would use a site like this.
No. 2721
>>2720You obviously know naff all about this board, most of the girls who use this is because the Lolcows are funny and their antics are hilarious. This isn't a troll board.
>> what kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all dayHaha, I am in full time education and work a job on the side, you seriously think I stay here all day? Not everyone is a fat smelly neck beard like you staying at home all day. Believe it or not all of Lolcows users have lives to lead, hence why we aren't very fast moving.
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>>2720>What kind of girl sits around on a site like this trolling other girls all day?Idk, what kind of guys sit around on a site trying to troll girls for daring to post things that are not to their tastes?
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>>2721>most of the girls who use this is because the Lolcows are funny and their antics are hilarious.Why not just admit it? You do it because it makes you feel better about your own miserable life.
No. 2729
>>2725Nice, you're on
I'm gonna bet on it being Wannablaze or one of her WKs if any
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All I can think with these troll/shitposting threads.
No. 2734
>>2732Any proof?
Normal shitposters or tripfag shitposters like Negi or Autphag or those retards pretending to be Britfag's friends?
No. 2738
>>2735loljk
I am actually Shroom King from Kiwi Farms. This is the shittiest lowcow board on the internet. All you do is make fun of other girls, it is clear that you are all just motivated out of jealousy and spite. You are not true members of the lolcow scene and never will be. To you lowcows are just a cover for your own insecurities. It's pathetic.
No. 2739
>>2738whatever you say kiddo
now go back to your "true" lolcow board, lmao
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>>2738
>Kiwi Farms
>lolcow sceneAhahahahahahah dear god tell me you're just some piss poor troll trying to start a vendetta on whoever the fuck 'Shroom King' is
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>>2742>all this jealousyThanks for proving my point.
No. 2746
>>2745No but seriously, you're taking the piss when you say "lolcow scene", right? As if any lolcow board/forum has ever been some kind of "community" rather than spergs laughing at slightly less secretive spergs on the internet?
>>2745Please quote the part of that post that even remotely implied any kind of jealousy.
>>2741Lets just enjoy the sperging while it lasts. As soon as the admin checks the board they'll get b& anyway.
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>>2738Hey cunts,
My name is Shroom King, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day attacking stupid ass bitches. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. You will never be true members of the lolcow scene.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm from the most legit lolcow board on the internet, and I'm going to become a janitor for free soon. What boards do you browse, other than "shit talk white girls who send their nudes to Japanese people" general? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all jealous, insecure bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
No. 2749
>>2746>As if any lolcow board/forum has ever been some kind of "community" rather than spergs laughing at slightly less secretive spergs on the internet?Well that's obviously how it is for this shitty board, but we have refined the trolling of lowcows into an art. We are the lolcow scene, you are just a bunch of bitter poseurs who need to get laid.
>Please quote the part of that post that even remotely implied any kind of jealousy.You want me to quote the whole thing? The jealousy is just oozing off your post. Though it is to be expected that a wannabe community like this would be jealous of us.
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>>2749I think you're
>>2748 but the original replies were so retarded I can't even tell if you're samefagging or not
If so, well played.
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>>2749>we have refined the trolling of lowcows into an artI sure hope you're baiting, or else this is the best thing that has ever happened on this board to date.
If you're honestly serious with this shit, by all means, stick around. We need a good laugh.
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>>2752I'm definitely thinking
>>2738 is either legit or a vendetta and
>>2749 is a different person trolling for shits and giggles
No. 2757
>>2745So, you're calling us jealous when you do nothing but hangout on an autistic forum and bitch about other men? Okay.
Aside from that, why are you so concerned with the "lolcow community" when you don't even know about /cow/? You sound like a cancerous a-logging sperg. Le epic trollz the gurl board XDD
No. 2758
>>2748>so jealous that you made a pasta about meThis just keeps getting better.
>>2752>le fedora maymayI'm sorry that you can't handle the truth. The level between our forum and this place is like the level between heaven and hell.
>>2753Shroom King is just a secondary account, of course I'm not going to tell you who I really am LOL
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Admin, the others can go, but please don't delete this thread. The autism is so beautiful.
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>>2758
>Jealous of a guy shitposting on a tiny board he claims to hatelol k
>implying kiwi farms is a decent forum100% sure you got bullied off of /cow/ for a-logging, didn't you?
>LOL of course I'm not going to tell you all my REAL online handle for laughing at autistic people!!!111 XDDDDwow man
wow
>>2760Amen
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You sound like that one sandy lil pissy baby that was shitting up rose chan. Because his mommy wouldnt fuck him,and he could rape girls.
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>>2764Eh they all sound the same.
You can tell women pay them no attention in real life.
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>>2757>Aside from that, why are you so concerned with the "lolcow community" when you don't even know about /cow/?I do know about /cow/. I guess you missed the part where I said "loljk". But then again, that place is so beneath our notice that there is really reason any of us would need to know about it.
>>2760>hurr ur autisticIs that seriously the best you can do? Again, the difference between us is like the difference between heaven and hell.
>>2761>100% sure you got bullied off of /cow/ for a-logging, didn't you?Oh please, like a-logging is bad. Once again, you display your jealousy. It takes a true member of the lolcow scene to appreciate the art and beauty of an expertly executed a-log, so of course you losers and /cow/ would never understand it.
No. 2807
>>2804You keep trying to act like you don't care, but is is futile. This site has only two boards, random and lolcow. Even the URL is about lolcows. You clearly pride yourselves on this, and nobody who wasn't interested in the lolcow scene would know about such an obscure board.
You can deny it all your want, but your jealousy and butthurt is transparent. As a member of the lolcow scene, I pride myself on my ability to sense the butthurt in my targets, and right now you are all my targets.
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>>2807
>nobody who wasn't interested in the lolcow scene would know about such an obscure board.The "lolcow scene" is never gonna be a thing, no matter how hard you try.
But actually, this board is more of an offshoot of /cgl/ than anything. Most of the people who post here don't care much about the bigger cows like Chris (only kiwi spergs care about him nowadays anyway), Robbie, "Jace"/Jan, Peter Coffin, etc.
The only real lolcows here were probably PT, Star, Raven and maybe Kiki and Quirky. You act as if it's not possible to visit /pt/, /cow/ and kiwi forums, like you're limited to one site. Are you feeling ok, man?
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>>2761>>LOL of course I'm not going to tell you all my REAL online handle for laughing at autistic people!!!111 XDDDD>wow man>wowIf you must know, my real handle is "Glaive". As part of my admin test I had to troll this shitty wannabe site and I passed with flying colors. The previous admin was Null, and I have now taken over his role thanks to you losers.
Peace. and gg.
No. 2812
>>2810
>admin test>taking over for Null>actually thinking you 'trolled us' when various anons requested this thread not be deleted because you're unintentionally hilariouslol ok then
Pretty sure you're full of shit, but is Null actually stepping down? Not like kiwifarms is salvageable at this point, but if it's because of that retarded Jace troll with his high school level hacking skills, that's fucking funny
Spergs sperging at spergs.
No. 2813
>>2807>>This false sense of communityI care about the community I have in real life that involves people other than internet friends. Anyone who actually cares about loyalty to internet community has no friends. Mr. Kiwi warrior.
>>2810This is some really bad trolling.
1. Obvious, self proclaimed troll from the start
2. Reveals self as troll
3. Oh shit, we got trolled by that slick asshole
Lol.
No. 2814
>>2813https://kiwifar.ms/members/glaive.1738/Holy shit it could possibly be legit, I didn't think it was possible for kiwi farms to get any more autistic
This guy reeks of unfunny faggot
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>>2815Pretty sure that just got posted
You've still not explained how you "trolled" any of us, either
No. 2818
>>2815How did you "troll us hard" when everyone already knew you were a troll from the start? Are we all supposed to feel bad now because you revealed your identity? Null is a lolcow within himself, and you seem like a lolcow in every frame of the term.
>>Post facts about kikes>>lol jokes on you I'm Glaive>>2817I hope not, because it's fucking funny as shit
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>>2816I trolled you so hard that some of you can't even believe it:
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What happened while I was off to market?
Someone angry that we aren't the pinnacle of lolcow gossip?
Listen you deaf fuck chews sandwich if you have a chance to post an interesting thread than do it! Instead you come here and shit up the board? You blew it. YOU BLEW IT.
Go back to being fuckless and chinless. Who cares if this place only has two boards. We mostly designed this place to keep track of our now inactive queen, Pixyteri.
But on the jew hate, you have a point, virgin.
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>>2828HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
This is beautiful. I swear to god, if this wasn't Glaive ITT I'll be rustled. And for those who don't know, wizardchan changed it so that any link coming from the chans redirects to reddit, you have to copy past.
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>>2810>>2815Pls no bully, I would never say such things.
>>2833Nah, but now I am