My friend is working on a Shakira parody called "Shoulders Don't Lie." The whole thing's been written and recorded, he just needs someone to perform the female "Shakira" parts. If there are any musical TERFs lurking this board, now would be your time to shine.
He can be reached here:
https://x.com/Clay_Anon/status/1946384937478709628(do not advertise)