/ot/ - off-topic

>>2602609
Ntayrt but I never got the flu either, I got sick as a child but it was like the common cold type shit

>>2602620
Are you a normal/healthy anon today?

never once in my life have I seen this man tell a lie

>>2602625
He got involved with baby seal killing stuff in leafland indigenous areas. What they are practicing is called "culling", like what every single forested community does with deer. Seems more like a broken clock

>>2602630
Yeah he’s a pretty hardcore animal rights activist or vegan if I’m correct

>>2602625
It's true, I would truly admire Morrissey killing himself.

>>2602637
Yeah but
>he has also stated that he struggles with food beyond bread, potatoes, pasta and nuts according to The Independent.
Idk he's such a douche anon. I love the music he created in the 80s but seems like a typical aging gay, many become just insufferable after twink death

Rotten tomatoes is such bullshit, I’ve never met anyone respectable who cares about a rotten tomatoes score and they shouldn’t be taken seriously at all cause 90% of movie reviews are written by retards who know nothing about cinema

>>2602640
he definitely behaves like an asshole in interviews when the interviewers are trying to joke with him for sure

>>2602640
Thats kinda how most vegans are though, just living off shit like spaghetti and supplements

>>2602647
Idk that movie doesn't look very good

>>2602660
What do you mean nonnie? You don’t want to watch a bull with udders sing Tom Petty?

>>2602659
The point is that he eats a "vegan" diet anyways, bc he's an insufferably ~picky eater~ as well. The pompous thing only works for twinks bc they're still playful, self-deprecating and producing things of value. After twink death, this type become hateful about everything and thoroughly unpleasant

>>2602661
Idk maybe I do actually

>>2602625
counting the days until we see morrissey’s MAiD in the news starting now

reading fanfiction is very healthy and should be encouraged more. it would help raise failing literacy rates

>>2602623
Yes I am lucky enough to say that I haven’t experienced any type of sickness or contagious illness for quite a long time now

>>2602678
I think people need to develop decent literacy before they read fanfic. Otherwise they just read garbage written by other illiterates and think it's good, and I don't need their unwarranted kudoses throwing off my searches.

i wish we could hold like an official poll or something to decide if we’re going to keep using the purple threadpic or just use random pictures and gifs the way we do for dumbass shit and vent, but even if someone made a poll link that still would be easy to fuck with and anons could vote multiple times and imbalance everything. i don’t have a problem with this edit and the threadscript and i enjoy when threads have their own kind of motif that anons are expected to follow, and we already have multiple other threads where you can post whatever you want as the threadpic if you’re the person who’s quick enough to make the replacement thread so i don’t see how this is any different from the borzoi’s or the nuns

>>2602697
well the nuns are because it’s literally the confessional thread, and the borzois are just because the first anon who made the things we hate thread expressed her distaste for borzoi’s kek, so i would venture to say they’re about as equally as creative as the unpopular opinions intro and the “retards only” threadpic

>>2602691
>>2602700
>random pictures and gifs
most anons usually use either an angry pic or people fighting gifs which could be this thread's theme, but just this text isn't creative enough as nuns or borzoi to warrant it as the theme. the same pic over and over gets tiring. idek why this anon is so autistically obsessed with this op that she makes a duplicate thread 6 minutes later when one has been already made. who's this terminally online enough to be making over a dozen latest threads that are exactly the same?

the confessions and hate threads still use varying pics of nuns and borzois, so they arent comparable enough in creativity to the op pic that gets used every time by this obsessive op.

>>2602706
>terminally online
it only takes about 5 minutes to copy and paste some text, add hashtags and asterisks, and save the picture then post the new thread nonny
>obsessive op
you can’t possibly think it’s the same person making the new UO thread everytime? right?

The Jesus pics were actually our true peak, and they weren’t even AI!

>>2602706
That's what's been happening? I just assumed it was a janny enforcing the thread pic to discourage infighting and I had missed the memo

>>2602707
>it only takes about 5 minutes to copy and paste some text, add hashtags and asterisks, and save the picture then post the new thread nonny
most anons are lazy and wouldn't have put this much effort for an /ot thread. +all recent UP threads have the exact same file name. it'd make more sense if a random anonny forgot to put an asterisk here and there, or for someone to save the file with the randomized name. it's so funny how you pretend to be a different anon every time kek you're not slick

>>2602706
Ntayrt but thats just googling pictures though

>>2602707
nta but you've got to be terminally online to catch the thread at 1200 every time, if it's in fact the same anon every time. I don't know why multiple anons would consistently and silently agree to re-use the exact same thread pic.

>>2602715
there must be something wrong with the OP to be so obsessed with making the threads. why would you even make a duplicate thread when one has been made already?

>>2602713
NTA but the last threadpic says unpopular opinions copy, mine is just unpopular opinions kek

>>2602713
>you pretend to be a different anon every time
so i’m not the anon who edited the original threadpic and authored the description but i think if it was the same person trying to shove their edit and threadscript down every anons throat every single time the new thread is made, moderation would’ve started locking unpopular opinions threads made with the same OP several months ago and blatantly redtexting it

Another infight about this? Who cares about this thread of all threads?

>>2602717
>nta
uhuh, and why did you make duplicate thread after like 6 minutes? did you change your file name right after i pointed out how the ops are all exactly the same last time?

>>2602721
There seems to be /ot/ users who find this threadpic and description to be funny hence why it continues to be used for the last few months. If it was a user who was personalityfagging by trying to take over unpopular opinions, I believe we would’ve seen redtexts thrust upon unpopular opinions quite a while ago

>>2602720
It feels like the OP strikes a nerve in a few nonas, kek

>>2602726
and they don’t seem to realize that the shitflinging and whining about it only proves the entire OP right. KEK

>>2602732
i think the pink one was pretty cute, matches girltalk theme nicely. my unpopular opinion is that the bow on it is ugly and unnecessary though

>>2602713
Yeah anons are lazy but adding hashtags to a couple lines of text only requires moving your fingers for like 1 minute and 30 seconds max
>>2602735
I can’t stand the bow trend, so fucking ugly

Spiders, cockroaches, centipedes and other hard carapace bugs aren’t as scary or nasty as soft bugs like caterpillars and grubs, or the majority of insect larval stages.

Neither will do any major harm to you, or any harm at all. Most insects are peaceful and do not bother humans purposefully, so each intimate encounter with is usually one of negligence, or circumstance. The biggest threat insects pose as far as I’m concerned is being touched by accident. The hard bugs are resilient and smooth and can’t easily be squished. I sit on a park bench with an unknown guest? Chances are, a cockroach will just slip out and remove themselves from the situation unscathed. The situation sorts itself out quickly with little inconvenience to either party.
Soft bugs? Instantly explode like a fruit juice popping boba with the slightest pressure. Instead of a brief and eventless encounter, you now have a stinky snot booger on your hands. Literally.
I’d rather get bit by a spider or stung by a bee before I’d consent to letting a caterpillar corpse blob mar my skin and/or clothes.
Not only does the sight, smell, and feel of their gelatinous bodies disgust me in both intact and exploded form, they are so weak and defenseless, it becomes revolting in its own right.
Why should a creature like this exist? Pressurized jelly piss liquid held together with soggy rice paper and string.
They’re like poorly constructed tiny bio submarines, where just the earth’s ambient atmosphere serves as its own Mariana Trench. A single tap and the whole operation falls apart, a single despicable smudge. Submarines are designed by man, in all his hubris, to venture into hostile territory where he doesn’t belong. In its affront, it becomes profound, in a sense. We justify this illogical ritual by gaining knowledge, in order to advance the human condition.
The pupalard does not have this capacity. The hubris of these creatures is innate and unconsidered. They are born to be weak to the conditions of existence itself. There is no epiphany in their suffering. They do this just to eat and shit. Eat my fucking herb garden, the fuckers. Why? So you can molt and turn into a superior creature with a carapace built for survival? Maybe you should have been born with your endgame hardware pre-installed. Plenty of other arthropods already figured this out. “Wouldn’t it be a good idea to just be born a smaller version of our adult forms?” Yes. Yes, it would. They’re called nymphs, stupid fucking pupaetards.
No, instead you want to be a loathesome exploding worm, eating all of my plants to further pressurize your lardass bodies. I can’t stand it.
No, to even call them worms is an insult to the phylum. Worms are simple, sturdy, efficient, and will forever remain worms from the moment they’re born to the moment they die. So efficient, they’ve kept the same body plan for billions of years. Can’t fix perfection. These pupashits evolved backwards. Glass bones and paper skin, eats and eats until they are shamefully inflated snot blimps. Why? To turn into a butterfly? A moth? So they can drink nectar from the flowers of the very plants they destroy?? Are you fucking kidding me?? What kind of shitforbrains shortbussed creature came up with that genius plan? Or what, turn into a beetle? Like every other fucking bug? How original. In either case, they should have been born right in the first place.
All pupacel bugs should rightfully be subject to a mass extinction event. Nymphchads will rightfully inherit the earth.

Every time I hear some clueless idiot scream over a spider I am just reminded these mobile turds exist. I hope spiders kill and eat every last one of them. Until they learn how to act right, they deserve to be naturally selected into oblivion. And yes, I know spiders aren’t insects. Both are arthropods. Another insult these detestable creatures lob at me just for existing; being classified as noble arthropods. Their wrinkly tube gloves are indeed considered “segmented exoskeletons”. Pure. Stolen. Valor. A spit in the face to the field of taxonomy and god itself.

Do you know how many of my basil plants were genocided? All of them. That’s why it’s called genocide. It’s time for these affronts to nature to have a taste of their own medicine. Spiderstacies will rise. In another billion years you will see I’m right.

I hate squishy bugs. If you like them, you are my enemy. If you are indifferent to them, you are an enabler. You need to snap out of the matrix and wake the fuck up.
I’m posting a video of this sexy anime man to grab the attention of all of the horny women who browse this site, because this is a message that needs to be spread.