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No. 2510057

previous: >>2491965

No. 2510058

>>2509994
LC got posted on Roblox again last week so there's a lot of newfags now

No. 2510059

Since my formatting was all messed up I'd rather have you keep the thread. touche

No. 2510063

>>2510059
Oh sorry nona, I didn't see another when I posted I must have missed it. I can delete if you would like?

No. 2510064

>>2510058
Damn what roblox game?

No. 2510068

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I want to learn to speak in a transatlantic accent so bad it's so pretty and I love it so so much. I will be laughed at hardcore if I ever speak that way outside my house but god. I'm gonna do it. #YOLO
>>2510058
Wtf is Roblox even becoming to have allowed that. Is that true?

No. 2510071

>>2510064
Idk my friends say that it got mentioned in the Spanish dance club servers but I've only seen it in Rise to Royalty lately. Mostly it's people talking about the cows in the jirai thread or Luigi.

No. 2510076

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today im kinda pissed off i wasnt born a decade earlier to date a cute edgy boy and use livejournal. i mean i still used the internet during that time but i was like 9 and just played roblox and club penguin.

No. 2510080

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why can't I kiss all the cats in the world on the head…. this is so sad

No. 2510083

Southern Hemisphere nonnies are active

No. 2510085

>>2510080
I just gave mine a smooch for you nonny. If you have one please return the favor

No. 2510086

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>>2510063
No don't worry! I can always wait to post the next one.

No. 2510087

>>2510058
I didn’t know roblox was a public social media website, I thought it was a video game? So like you have to manually add friends to play with and you can only see their posts if you have each other added?

No. 2510090

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>>2510086
Okay! Pleasure doing business with you nonny

No. 2510091

>>2510080
You can just tell by their eyes that both of those cats are so dumb and silly

No. 2510094

>>2510087
They probably talk about it in the in game chat

No. 2510096

>>2510087
i have no idea what that person means by "posted to roblox"

No. 2510097

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No. 2510098

>>2510096
I meant that it's talked about in the chat

No. 2510101

>>2510094
>>2510096
I think the post is just a kid inadvertently admitting that them and their friends were talking about lolcow on roblox and newfagging it up, cause I don’t think it’s possible to “post something to Roblox” outside of messaging

No. 2510104

How easy is it to start a gofundme to grift?
After seeing that bpdemon lady earn almost 600K over throwing a fit at a toddler I think I have some chance. What would my grift be? I probably shouldn't go the maga route yet since I might get accused of coattail riding her. Maybe troonshit? "Help me and my friend pissgina periodcummies get DIY bottom surgery in her aunt's backyard"?

No. 2510113

>>2510104
Ive heard of a lot of normal people grifting off pretending to be a tranny and saying theyre homeless or need "muh life saving gender-affirming surgery". theres also that transanta website. just say youre an enby or some shit

No. 2510114

>>2510104
With those kind of trans GFMs, wouldn't you have to build up some sort of online presence first to get any attention? Plus, that market is so oversaturated now.

No. 2510115

>>2510104
It's not the right time to grift online. There's way too much focus on the Palestinian grift on social media right now, so it's next to impossible for small-time grifters to make more than 2-3k. It'll probably continue on for the next year or so. In the meantime, what you wanna do is make 3-4 fake social media accounts and in different fandom spaces and start building community. Make sure you make your personas very interesting and give them at least 3-4 different idpol labels, as that's the currency of the internet age. Once the market is better, you can use these socials to spread grifts. GoFundMe is a really bad way to scam online, because their terms and services are actually more legit than other websites. It's best to just use other payment sites, like Kofi for instance, as there's less of a chance that your real name will be linked back.
>t. grifter that's made 60k+ since 2016

No. 2510116

>>2510101
Jfc the youth of today exposed to lolcuw. I guess it will make them less cowish? idk.

No. 2510118

>>2510104
>pissgina periodcummies get DIY bottom surgery in her aunt's backyard
that made me spray my bedroom window with rum & cola, kek

No. 2510119

>>2510104
This thread is for dumbass shit not hopping arguments from one thread to another

No. 2510121

>>2510119
Arguing is dumb though.

No. 2510122

>>2510115
>t. grifter that's made 60k+ since 2016
holy shit i kneel

No. 2510125

>>2510115
>Palestinian grift
but couldn't you then just go the route of pretending to be someone affected by gaza a la tumblr? no matter what you'll always get at least a couple people circulating your shit on there since well it's tumblr. just make a fake account and start spamming ask inboxes kek

No. 2510126

>>2510121
But its just infighting, which only results in dumbass shit being autosaged again

No. 2510128

>>2510119
What arguments am I supposedly hopping? I just wanna grift from troons. Idk about handmaidens though

No. 2510131

>>2510125
I legit get one of those fake gaza donation links in my ask box atleast once a week

No. 2510132

>>2510128
The “BPDemon” Shlioh Harvey or whatever her name is infight from Amerifags to here

No. 2510133

>>2510115
Absolute Stacy. Teach me more ways. Or keep them, after all a magician never reveals her tricks

No. 2510136

>>2510132
I'm not an amerifag plus lots of people outside of burgerland know about this too. It's not an infight to state basic facts about a retard kek

No. 2510137

>>2510136
But you didn’t state any proven facts about that lady though, you just posted your personal opinion

No. 2510142

>>2510137
The fundraiser is still up and it's reaching 600k, check it out for yourself? A simple search on that site isn't opinion

No. 2510143

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Anyone who watches, what did you all think of the latest episode?

No. 2510145

>>2510125
It doesn't quite work that way. Right now, there's a dearth of potential funds, because a lot of the would-be victims have already exhausted their disposable cash into the Palestinian grifts. Most of the Palestinian grifts that you see on Tumblr, for example, are run by a syndicate of 20-30 blogs that work together to spread them and split the funds. A lot of Tumblr users with significant followings are open to sharing your scam post; the usual asking rates are 5-10% of the total money scammed, but depending on the reach of their blog this can be a major asset. Honestly though, Tumblr is dead for grifting, that era is dead. Bluesky is the best social media platform for scams right now. Since it's still new, it's way easier to build fake profiles on there and get insane amounts of followers the old fashioned way (stealing Tumblr posts and posting them). The best way to scam is always going to be to develop a fake persona, ingratiate yourself with terminally online gendies, and then take advantage of their gullibility for funds. When done properly, you can rinse them repeatedly.

No. 2510147

>>2510142
The post says
>After seeing that bpdemon lady earn almost 600K over throwing a fit
Which sounds quite similar to multiple other posts and responses I’ve seen across other threads. So, unless this anon was lurking Amerifags and is simply mirroring some of the comments she saw while reading the news there (not saying theres anything wrong with that or trying to make her feel judged or anything) but trying to re-incarnate discussions right after they’ve ended is usually pretty obvious to nonnies with a trained eye.

No. 2510150

>>2510104
I swear you people are worse than scrotes with your obsession for bpd women.

No. 2510151

>>2510147
Girl that's not what "re-incarnate" means stop being schizo and drop it

No. 2510152

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>>2510145
damn okay, i had no idea. this is really intricate shit nonna, thank you for sharing

No. 2510153

damn did something come out about this lady having bpd? I wouldn’t say i’ve seen posts all day about that but i’ve seen more than one using that term

No. 2510154

>>2510151
I didn’t mean reincarnate as in physically bring a body back to life kek it’s an expression anon, and I was also saying that it should be dropped too so I’m glad we agere

No. 2510156

>>2510147
I'm wannabe grifter and the only thing I saw is the video posted on the TIH thread and the fundraiser link. I don't belong on amerifags kek how did meta-discussion of this turn into another infight between other anons. Lemme just pretend to be a troon now goddamnit. Maybe I'll find some moids to dress up for me.

No. 2510160

>>2510156
Anon why would you desire pretending to be a troon? I have yet to encounter any situation where a woman is paid to troon out

No. 2510168

>>2510160
I'd pretend to be a mtf troon kek, not ftm. Though ftm (or gendie) isn't that hard, all you need is short hair (I'd wear a wig for my long hair) and some rainbow pins or something. I don't know, I'm just dreaming. Grifting would take large followings and effort like the anons who replied stated anyway and I'm lazy.

No. 2510174

>>2510160
Nta but usually it's actually MTFs that are the ones that get scammed out of the most money. A lot of the MTFs have a (very obvious) fetish for ruining lives, so they get off on sending money to people to see them troon out (look at what happened to that Finnster streamer or whatever his name is), it's very similar to Feederism in the sense that they want to pay you to destroy yourself. The best way to scam is not to pretend to be a TIF, but rather a TIM. So, for example, if you wanted to scam right now maybe create a profile on Bluesky that said you were a non-binary 18 year old moidlet, who was demisexual pansromantic (it doesn't really matter what idpol labels you choose so long as your character is a man) and start posting about common troon interests and following as many accounts as you can. Every week, you wanna unfollow all the accounts that didn't follow you back so that your follower/following ration looks good. You'll find that the most autistic losers will be very quick to reach out to you via DMs, especially if you post cringey shit, and from there they usually ask for Discord or other ways to contact you. You never wanna send pictures or voice notes, no matter how much they beg, because men obviously enjoy the chase more than the catch. After a year or so, you start mentioning in passing some kind of horrible tragedy, before finally coming out and saying it (e.g., your parents are kicking you out, you wanna get on hormones but your parents are twansphobes!, you lost your job but you cant go home and now you're living in your car, etc, etc, etc). 9 times out of 10 these trannies will encourage you to make a "mutual aid" post, at which point you do, and then it spreads. Depending on your sob story, your level of intimacy, your reach, and other factors, you can get a good chunk of money. It's a lot harder than it looks, a lot of people think that scams are easy but they're actually quite hard if you wanna pull them off successfully and get big $$. It can easily consume 10-15 hours per week for years, but the pay-off is potentially 10s of thousands of dollars.

No. 2510176

Kek I love the serious responses and grift advice to my little dumbass daydream on the dumbass shit thread. I'll be saving the advice though

No. 2510181

>>2510168
>UH, I’d pretend to be MtF!
That’s not any better though nonny…I’d rather grift off saying the N word once or twice than grift off people thinking I’m any sort of transvestite
>>2510174
This was a very fascinating lesson! Thank you for teaching me so much information I did not want to know kek. I have a few questions though. The beginning of your post states that MTF are the ones that get scammed out of the most money, however you go on to then suggest:
>The best way to scam is not to pretend to be a TIF, but rather a TIM. So, for example, if you wanted to scam right now maybe create a profile on Bluesky that said you were a non-binary 18 year old moidlet,
But in that case, if you were claiming to be a Trans Identified Male, that would make your attempt at a scam claiming to be MTF. So would that not result in you losing money?
>Depending on your sob story, your level of intimacy, your reach, and other factors, you can get a good chunk of money. It's a lot harder than it looks,
Well I mean yeah you’re trying to convince someone to finance your lifestyle. How are they even able to send you money without you revealing your identity to them?

No. 2510182

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Oysters are overrated. They just taste like slime and snot. I guess it's the experience though which I do like.

No. 2510183

>>2510181
Yes yes I know. Let me daydream unrealistic dumb shit please. In reality I would never even make an online presence kek

No. 2510184

>>2510182
I hope these white background drawing autist memes are extinct by 2030

No. 2510185

>>2510184
Better than wojaks. They're like dolls for grown moids.

No. 2510196

>>2510181
What I mean is that MTFs are usually the ones that are sending more money, but because they're so misogynistic, they would much rather send money to fellow men rather than women. So they are usually the ones that are getting scammed the most, but the scams that they fall for are the ones in which the scammer claims to be a MTF. For the grifts in which someone is pretending to be a MTF, I'd say 60% of the funds come from other MTFs, then 30% come from handmaidens, then 10% come from randoms. It's harder to scam when the scammer is pretending to be a FTM, it can still be done but honestly it's more trouble than it's worth.

No. 2510199

>>2510196
FTMs would just get harassed since TIMs think FTMs have it so much easier than them

No. 2510202

>>2510196
Yeah you could always just get a job instead of trying to make people online think you’re a tranny in hopes that they might send you money

No. 2510203

>>2510202
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

No. 2510236

>>2510202
Most of these people do have a job. This is just a fun side hustle because why not

No. 2510237

If I didn't need to eat, bathe, or sleep, I would be a dragon who hoards money

No. 2510272

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i will grow taller i will grow taller i will grow taller i will grow taller i will grow taller

No. 2510274

>>2510272
You will work on your posture. You will work on your posture. You will fix your pelvic tilt. You will fix your rounded shoulders. You will work on your posture.

No. 2510276

>>2510274
even with good posture i'll still be 5'0 nonnie

No. 2510293

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I feel so bad for my local starbucks employees cause I feel like I've morphed into one of those customers with a long, overcomplicated order. My two orders are literally
>trenta chai latte, with light ice, oatmilk and 2 pumps brown sugar syrup
And
>venti pink drink with light ice, 3 scoops vanilla bean powder, vanilla sweet cream cold foam and strawberry puree.
They probably shit talk me, but they're so good. Also, throwback to those sickeningly, disgustingly bright drinks that used to be trendy.

No. 2510295

>>2508955
Thank you! I just went out for dinner with family. I'll try to integrate of course, and I know I could have just posted earlier but I respect you nonas, I figured best just wait until I'm fully mature to join in.

>>2509013
I came for the troon threads, but later started reading about some of the bigger cows (I remember I really liked varg's threads). I've been visiting this site less frequently as of late, but my last favourite cow was definitely fanny.

>>2509281
This is beautiful.

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>>2510094
>>2510096
nta but there's this (from last year)

No. 2510319

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When I have kids, I'm going to make them watch all 11 seasons of Duck Dynasty so they don't have to suffer the same fate as me: being country with no country accent. jk, I would never raise my kids in the south

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>>2510272
i feel u nonni, i'm drinking some girl growth protein powder these days, copiod addict solidarity

No. 2510453

I hope it's the right thread I just feel like a dumbass. I always thought "chemical castration" meant putting one's penis into acid to dissolve it and make the offender feel huge amounts of pain (because I always heard it being mentioned with rapists/pedophiles in mind). I discovered it means "castration by drugs" while lurking in MTF threads on lolcow like two years ago. I still feel so stupid about it.

No. 2510454

>>2510453
nonnie, your mind…

No. 2510455

i made a duplicate DAS 170 thread, im tarded

No. 2510457

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And here we go again, we've taken it to the end with every waking moment we face this silent torment… I'd sacrifice, I'd sacrifice myself to you right here tonight because you know that I love you!!!!

No. 2510458

>>2510276
And here I was feeling insecure about being 5'6", kek.
Thanks for showing me that it can always be worse, nonnie.
Don't worry by the way, I am sure that you look very cute.

No. 2510459

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>>2510457
ik nonnie, i was so proud of my thread too

No. 2510465

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I really wish I could pet a black cat rn. They are so sweeties.

No. 2510467

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tighten up conservative, it's called light misery

No. 2510469

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RAH RAH AH AH AHHH RO MAN RO MA MA GA GA OOH LA LA

No. 2510470

lady gaga and gentleman googoo>>2510469

No. 2510473

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i don't get it when people are bothered by cheap Dutch people asking for money for everything, just refuse, if it's something they'd get laughed out of court for then it's not worth paying.

No. 2510487

i wish i was taller, i want to have a chance against a moid in a fight god damn it

No. 2510504

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zigga please

No. 2510505

>>2510487
i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

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I just took money from my therapy fund to order burger and watch anime and/or youtube slop.

No. 2510509

my eyebrows so fuzzy

No. 2510510

my nails is so pretty

No. 2510511

moms spagetti

No. 2510512

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>getting ready every morning for college to be bitched at by professors and then some

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i forgor to wish the lurking but well behaved just turned 18 anon happy birthday, happi birthday nonnie

No. 2510515

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poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

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>me waiting for nonnies to retvrn to dumbassery

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yikes

No. 2510527

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No. 2510528

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>>2510517
wriggles into thread
how u doin

No. 2510567

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cookin up some terrible shit to happen to my male OC so i can write about it and make it sexy

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No. 2510589

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>>2510573
nonnie, start using the correct version immediately and effectively

No. 2510640

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>>2510527
>this didn't need posted twice
perfect redtext for the dumbass shit thread

No. 2510663

>>2510293
This reminded me of my first year in college when I would order a white chocolate mocha, light ice, almond milk, half-caf, with raspberry syrup twice a week. I felt bad for the baristas every time but it was delicious

No. 2510673

>>2510589
thank you ma'am, will do so pronto ma'am.

No. 2510715


No. 2510734

I will NEVER forgive trannoids for ruining pastel pink and blue

No. 2510735

>>2510734
Same. Or any other combo of colors for a gendie flag.

No. 2510795

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The fact that huge keychains are trendy now on your purse is so weird to me. I was bullied relentlessly for having a bunch of anime garbage on my purse when I was a teenager, if teen me existed now she would be the coolest girl in school.

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>>2510795
Kek same. I remember getting bullied for having hello kitty stuff. Same bitches who bullied me are now Sanriofags. On the bright side I get a lot of compliments now on all my keychains and kawaii stuff that I’ve had for ages. Same with all my old anime stuff.

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>>2510795
>>2510803
I also am a bit bitter about it kek, even my mom, who used to tell me to stop being childish, now awkwardly asks if I want to get any of those things and such, it's endearing even.
It's also so weird seeing normie people wearing anime t-shirts outside, I know they're normies because they're people that seem to be around their 40's or 50's walking around the mall or the airport with their kids.
If anything, I'm a bit glad, actually, now I can be a retarded weeb in peace and be considered trendy.

No. 2510824

>>2510795
>if teen me existed now she would be the coolest girl in school.
I've noticed this about myself for a few years too. Everything I've been made fun of are things that became trendy sooner or later around me and I'm starting to wonder how my reputation would be if I were born 10 years later. Instead of being seen as the disgusting weirdo who dresses like a homeless charity case I would have probably be seen like a regular cool kid who liked comfortable clothes. This applies to my former high school classmates even more actually. I'm sure other anons would also agree about their own tendencies becoming very popular.

No. 2510839

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the fanartist i was currently obsessed over dfed i want to kill myself WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP HUNTING YOU DOWNNNNNNN

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>>2510824
I’m not sure how to word this without it sounding like a humblebrag, but yeah I have had a similar sort of epiphany. I’ve routinely been about five years ahead of most trends and have never received any of the positives of it. I don’t like to dwell on the past and think about what could have been, but I think my teenage years would be very different now versus back then. It’s a bit bittersweet. Even with the popularity of anime though I’m still too fucking weird for most people. As soon as the conversation deviates from any of the hottest shounenshit it goes downhill fast as the other person realizes I am way more into anime/manga than they are and it’s way outside their realm

No. 2510844

why the fuck people own shitbulls and justify their poor decisions with more retarded arguments. "they're nanny dogs!" bullshit, but these dogs can't even be in the same place as another dog, animal or stranger. how people can be this retarded and not think that by itself is a enormous red flag in pets. and not only that, they make them be near children because they're nanny dogs uguu (already proven to be fake). i wouldn't want a dog like that near any children, they're also ugly as fuck. not a dog hate post perse because there's other breeds of dogs who also are big with big jaws, like standard poodle, but they're 1000% more smarter and empathetic than a shitbull. they very rarely maim people or even another dogs, are fluffy and protective with some kids, but retards keep preferring literally killer dogs because they've read somewhere they're nanny dogs uguu. this planet is full of retards.(Dog hate outside of containment)

No. 2510885

>>2510841
>>2510824
ive noticed this not as much with my interests but that my general personality is being better received now than it was 15 years ago. being weird and lacking self-awareness as a teen has translated to being an unself-conscious and blunt adult which my coworkers are surprisingly receptive to.

No. 2510981

It must suck to be a misandrist but also not a virgin. Like, you have to live your life knowing some filthy moid stuck his dick inside of you.(male tier bait)

No. 2510985

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People say "tearful" to mean somebody is crying, but if anything they would be tearempty.

No. 2510999

>>2510981
No genuine misandrist subscribes to the idea of virginity though, so I doubt it holds any weight to them.

No. 2511027

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>>2510663
That sounds freaking delicious anon, it sounds like it would taste like ruby chocolate. I didn't even know starbucks had raspberry syrup.

No. 2511031

>>2510981
You guys act like dick has that much power lul and as if anyone else is going to examine you for evidence of dick

No. 2511036

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>>2511031
Get ready for your evidence of dick exam nona

No. 2511043

>>2510981
I don't see how it would suck. A vast majority of women do not start out life as feminists or misandrists. We become that way through experiences and observation. Growth is a part of life.

No. 2511066

>>2510999
>virginity isn't real
Girl, you've either been pricked by some filthy moid's dick or you haven't.
>>2511031
I would feel disgusted if some filthy moid always had the memory of sticking his stinky cock inside me
>>2511043
Moids are the enemy, and if you let some moid took advantage of you, you've lost.
>Growth is a part of life.
What the hell does that have to do with the fact that it sucks?

No. 2511072

>>2511066
>What the hell does that have to do with the fact that it sucks?
Use your deduction skills anon. Doing things that you regret or wouldn't do now is growth. Doesn't mean it has to be something that you eat yourself up about or feel shame over.

No. 2511079

>>2511066
First AYRT, you're acting as if women are defiled when a man has sex with them. What is wrong with you kek, you hate moids yet think so much like one

No. 2511086

>>2511066
>Moids are the enemy, and if you let some moid took advantage of you, you've lost.
Rape apologist moidbrained opinion.

No. 2511096

>>2510981
i believe for many women, excluding the cases of rape and coerced sex (not to minimize how common these are, or how women do not recognize they are victims), the physical sexual relationship may be the least concerning part of their relationship dynamics with men and the other parts like forcing themselves to become smaller or becoming maids for their uncaring scrotes is what really wears them down.

No. 2511100

>>2511086
If you're raped, you didn't LET him. LET is the key word here.
>>2511079
It's different if you aren't a misandrist. If you were a pickme, it wouldn't suck to be used like an object, because that's what you want. But I'm talking about misandrists here.
>>2511072
>what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
it still sucks

No. 2511104

>>2510981
I'd say it's natural to become a misanderist afterwards actually kek. Like how do you think they became misanderists in the first place?

No. 2511105

>>2511100
>"Let" him
It's not that black and white. A lot of rape cases are grooming or manipulation where the victim believes they are consenting or "letting" it happen too

No. 2511108

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hhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggooooohhhhmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyygaaaaawwwwdshutttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

No. 2511111

>>2511108
this is reminding me of that infight over this show a while back and the mom right? god. those were times.

No. 2511119

You are all cringe and serve me. Post what kinds of cheese you like.

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>>2511111
i actually have this screencap saved. it was a great to witness

No. 2511124

>>2511105
>the victim believes they are consenting
That's not real consent
>>2511104
There are virgin misandrists and non-virgin misandrists, and it must suck to be the latter. Cuz it's like moids want nothing more than to coom, and you helped them get what they want, even though you hate them.
>>2511096
Sex is still a big thing.(bp sperging outside of containment)

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>>2511119
sometimes you just need to eat a little pinch of parmesean

No. 2511130

>>2511111
nonna's holy quints!!

No. 2511134

>>2511123
KEK thank you nonny

No. 2511140

>>2511119
Blue cheese

No. 2511141

>>2511119
I eat shredded mozzarella out of the bag at 3am

No. 2511148

>>2511119
Cheese is for footfags it smells bad.

No. 2511151

>>2511148
What is this even supposed to mean

No. 2511153

>>2511148
Fondue is my favorite food and I think feet can be cute sometimes, I’ll take it.

No. 2511157

>>2511119
goat cheese, especially when paired with herbs or perhaps a fruit

No. 2511164

>>2510058
Oh noo what?! Is that why I’ve seen extra combative and rude responses lately that sound like it came from teenagers

No. 2511165

>>2510068
Fucking same, I love transatlantic accents

No. 2511168

>>2510453
Okay now I fucking wish that your version was what chemical castration actually is

No. 2511177

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Am I a lazy bitch, or does grocery shopping and cooking all in one day make anyone else worn out? And don't let me have worked that day too

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No. 2511194

>>2510058
Is this real? Roblox is a game for 11 year olds.

No. 2511205

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Little Quinn is so cute. Also this episode cuts deep

No. 2511210

>>2510293
My order is fairly simple

No. 2511212

>>2510293
I used to order those Oreo chillers and I could feel my arteries clogging with every sip but damn did they taste good

No. 2511275

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>cant own guns
>dont have thrift stores
>all the mildly fun stores are hours away from my home
>conventions are boring filled with overpriced bootleg shit
there is nothing fun to do in my shithole, i am so bored

No. 2511278

>>2511275
Start daydreaming and hallucinating (not recommended)

No. 2511281

>>2511278
Living in such a boring country its why i became a maladaptive daydreamer

No. 2511293

>>2511281
Let's maladaptive daydream together nonnie what's your favourite daydream starter

No. 2511311

What the heck, is my skin just paper-thin? I had the thickest fucking scissors scrape my thumb and it still bled. Not by much but if that's all it takes this is annoying

No. 2511314

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>>2511119
cottage cheese, it's the only kind of cheese i regularly have

No. 2511316

>>2511311
Could've just been the angle. Fucking cardboard can cut, and those are the worst.

No. 2511322

watching Fight Club and i prefer the first 30 minutes already, i cannot stand his ass bro

No. 2511328

>>2511293
i am a gigastacy youtuber with 2 million subs thats also a lawyer and also has a qte bf

No. 2511329

>>2511328
I'm a lawyer or something along that line, maybe worker in some justice area, I'm well off and hoard money for no reason and live away from society

No. 2511330

>>2511314
you mapo tofu bitch

No. 2511352

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Ate a whole packet of graham crackers (above my calorie limit) and finished off the hot (cold) chocoalte that had been sitting on my desk now my stomach hurts and I feel likle I'm gonna fall asleep in my chair. I could've just exercised

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I have a cut on my knee

No. 2511368

I want some cheese and tomato in between something. Bread. Rice crackers. Oat crackers. Whatever.

No. 2511372

>>2511177
Nonna it really really does. It's mentally taxing and exhausting to have to make so many decisions and calculations, and then also make more decisions and calculations. You should have some shredded cheese out of a bag as a reward and then have a nice slice of cheese for dinner.

No. 2511373

File: 1746415059784.jpg (145.81 KB, 736x727, 1661581676938.jpg)

>>2511367
I love out of context nonsensical superman pictures

No. 2511379

File: 1746415354679.png (12.66 KB, 453x82, Retarded Husbando Hornyposting…)

I need to go to bed because my brain read picrel as "how would he react if he was a FED on aphrodisiacs?" And I was like "wait what? Who? What thread am I in again?" 4:20am goodnight nonnas.

No. 2511383

>>2511379
You're getting caught by the feds once you wake up now go to sleep

No. 2511392

>>2511293
I own a small townhome in a cute neighborhood and live there with my cat. My friends stay in the guest room when they’re in town for a conference or something. My best friend and I like to go to the independent, artsy movie theater in town on Friday nights and drink cosmopolitans before the film. I eat fancy pastries on the weekends and do a lot of my shopping at Trader Joe’s. The tree in my front yard has beautiful flowers in the spring.

No. 2511415

File: 1746417174341.png (142.39 KB, 1039x611, 14.png)

lolcor defeat..

No. 2511417

>>2511415
Whoever created this retarded gorilla question and all the memes and trends the alphoids spread everywhere needs to be shot.

No. 2511421

File: 1746417422109.jpg (24.11 KB, 736x414, 0f0cb42c40ba352a1489456e5de875…)

>>2511330
that's mattar paneer, bitch

No. 2511423

my cat's been asleep on my stomach for the past hour and my legs hurt and I'm hungry and it's gotten dark enough that I can't see the keys on my computer but I can't move because he's sleeping completely on his back with his paws in the air and it's so cute…

No. 2511424

>>2511423
You are resigned to your fate

No. 2511429

>>2511322
samefag, the fun part about knowing the twist of a movie(esp if it's a schizophrenia twist) is trying to figure out what it looks like to other people, bc are the people in the Fight Club just watching a droopy recessed chin having office wageslave beat himself up outside of a bar kek

No. 2511432

>>2511417
I was watching Daria earlier and in sick sad world there was a gorilla therapist trying to calm the silver backs but they beat his ass

No. 2511434

>>2511429
dropped the movie, no wonder moids and minimoids admire the retards in this movie, everything the movies, the shots, the music, the dialogue, does tries to convince you these sweaty gross men are kweel, the ending is shit too, only a moid dreams of successfully leading a terrorist group that conveniently succeeds at the end

No. 2511435

File: 1746418794547.jpg (68.14 KB, 736x612, abe3e43f6f01bcd6c11632d40e9400…)

I get so flustered reading naughty things (usually fanfics or doujinshis), I have to keep taking breaks. Why am I like that, I'm alone in my room late at night

No. 2511450

File: 1746420321219.mp4 (4.32 MB, 554x480, eL1UGDPAJPamZUte.mp4)


No. 2511451

Had to start watching glee again cause i remembered when this scene aired on TV the night the episode came out, I always liked the actress who plays Bieste

No. 2511452

>>2511450
this will be me one day

No. 2511454

File: 1746420563860.jpeg (45.52 KB, 736x552, IMG_4461.jpeg)

gave myself a concussion bc I’m retarded and now I’m having an episode of autistic mutism and can’t speak verbally. Dying in my sleep would be so nice, Jesus take me.

No. 2511455

>>2510981
If it felt good at the time anf didn't end with an unwanted pregnancy and/or an std you shouldn't think too much about it.

>>2510841
>>2510885
The way I was acting was so influenced by how I was negatively treated when growing up I think my teenage years would have been a lot better if they happened now. I would have been a lot more confident I think, because I would have been a lot less likely to have been bullied or isolated before that. Everyone in my class in high school was a weaboo so I would have been a lot more likely to naturally befriend them.

No. 2511469

File: 1746423429405.jpeg (151.43 KB, 1115x895, IMG_9161.jpeg)

Trying to decide what kind of day I want to have tomorrow. I haven’t left my home in four days and definitely will on Tuesday, but does that mean I should go out tomorrow? I could go to the fancy grocery store and get some snacks and eat a burrito in honor of the holiday. Or I could stay home and watch shitty movies while continuing to catch up on chores and draw/knit. I could technically do this any day of the week except Tuesday. Decisions, decisions…

No. 2511482

Sadge!

No. 2511485

File: 1746425936177.jpg (38.37 KB, 474x474, 268973.jpg)

>>2511482
Badge!

No. 2511499

I am sure i found a farmers youtube essay channel. Its about VNs and obscure anime and she often references imageboards.

No. 2511505

>>2511499
Are you sure it isn't just a "muh animecore webcore le 2000s" zoomer

No. 2511506

>>2511505
Nah she's actually into the things she talks about. She also doesnt have social media linked on her profile. I want her to grow a lil bigger to post her on the female content creators thread.

No. 2511607

File: 1746443710734.gif (102.31 KB, 220x119, book-of-mormon-andrew-rannells…)

>realize I had my exes messages still in my phone
>use phone number to look up address
>bingo
im sending jehovas witnesses and mormons

No. 2511608

>>2511607
The Mormons are actually really nice, don’t make those poor boys bike out to a mean scrote’s house. Fuck JW though

No. 2511612

>>2511608
she's a cheater took a significant amount of my money and isolated me from all our friends fuck her

No. 2511616

>>2511612
What if she became a Mormon

No. 2511621

File: 1746445561395.webp (136.42 KB, 877x808, lds_plan_of_salvation.jpg)

>>2511616
then she gets her own planet or gets sent to the shadow realm

No. 2511625

>>2511621
Outer Darkness sounds badass. I wanna go there.

No. 2511660

File: 1746450017061.jpg (69.94 KB, 1200x1200, 1000002660.jpg)

I'm so curious to eat pollen. I bet it tastes earthy.

No. 2511661

File: 1746450040607.jpeg (191.79 KB, 1242x875, 3CF2DA4C-1B68-4504-9E82-8C855D…)

do you nonnies ever just be having a meal and then swallow and then think you didn't chew that bite of food enough and now for the rest of your meal just keep thinking you wish you had chewed that bite more?

No. 2511662

>>2511661
I usually think the first 3 bites are the best then the rest is filler. I truly don't understand people who live the best part for last, like their meat. at that point you're not only full but also it will be cold. I always eat the tastiest things first.

No. 2511668

>>2511660
i've never eaten pollen but i've eaten nectar before, there used to be these woods fenced off from the playground of my old elementary school in the US(i'm really tempted to just say which one it was because i haven't lived in the US for a decade now but just not to be a retard, i've decided against it) and there'd be these honeysuckles(?) that would grow through the fence and me and other kids would eat a certain part of the flowers and their nectar was faintly sweet.

No. 2511702

>>2511660
Honestly it does taste kinda earthy. Pretty tasty in açaí bowls

No. 2511759

tbh, I can't get mad at moids for being coomers, because I know if I had a penis, I'd be playing with it all day.

No. 2511764

>>2511759
if i had one i'd jump off a cliff

No. 2511766

>>2511668
amazingly your post reminded me of this animation i really like about children eating honeysuckle in the woods, thank you !!

No. 2511767

>>2511759
Penises are super weird but honestly the whole human body is very strange when you sit down and think about it

No. 2511778

File: 1746459477572.jpg (29.51 KB, 564x376, 2a398_998z978_d67.jpg)

i'm kinda impressed by Sabrina Carpenter's merch ngl, i'm liking the variety of stuff that she's got, everything from mugs, pillowcases, tights, and somewhat cute t shirts, or am i too easily pleased by stuff that isn't complete dogshit?

No. 2511781

>>2511767
circumcised looks weird, but uncut is alluring imo

No. 2511784

>>2511778
I wouldn't actually wear her stuff because I'm not some die hard fan, but it's cute.

No. 2511785

If I faked being mute could anyone tell? I'd go for selective mutism just so I wouldn't have to interact with certain people

No. 2511789

>>2511781
uncut is what i go for kek

No. 2511791

>>2511784
i hate her more sexually charged stuff, but i'd buy the mugs and playing cards, but i saw this shirt on a different version of her official site with Sabrina ass out in lingerie on it and i have to ask, why do you, as a woman, want to have another's woman butt plastered across your t shirt?

No. 2511794

>>2511781
uncut is very hideous when the moid has some form of phimosis and it looks like if a pencil with a hole where the lead broke off was made soft.

No. 2511797

>>2511781
>>2511789
Idk they both look like weird alien space worms when they move, and deflated balloons when flaccid. It's kind of eerie

No. 2511810

i bit into my lollipop and it broke off into shard everywhere, fuck my baka homosekusharu life

No. 2511815

File: 1746461145698.jpg (32.53 KB, 736x736, fb79c045efdb357430486acad52fca…)

Why aren't you being productive, anonymous?

No. 2511818

File: 1746461328102.png (215.62 KB, 469x577, Screenshot 2025-05-05 213742.p…)

the most appalling nail shape i've seen in all my life

No. 2511819

>>2511815
Cuz I'm eating chicken, kitty-chan

No. 2511821

File: 1746461447248.png (Spoiler Image,413.46 KB, 532x746, IMG_6248.png)

>>2511794
the difference is night and day

No. 2511824

>>2511821
Cuts way better because moids never clean their foreskin out. At least with cut there's no folds for bacteria to get stuck in, that's one dry ass cut dick though.

>>2511815
I'm sleepy, I'm being productive soon though I promise Mr. Kitty

No. 2511825

>>2511821
other than the parts that pertain to how the moid feels, i'm actually kind of sold on uncut, but moids are retarded either way. im so annoyed too, so much "advice" and so many books and products pushed on "cleaning" an internal genital that cleans itself and none on moids on how to clean the inside of the foreskin, how to clean the scrotum, how to exfoliate, how to moisturise, how to shave, how to clean oneself after peeing and how flopping it around to get the piss droplets off doesn't fucking cut it.

No. 2511826

File: 1746461948826.png (39.22 KB, 200x200, IMG_8674.png)

>>2511815
I just woke up nona give me a break

No. 2511829

>>2511821
I think uncut is much more attractive
>>2511824
It’s easy for my moid to clean his dick I’ve never encountered any toilet paper or stuff stuck inside it

No. 2511831

h

No. 2511837

File: 1746462340855.jpeg (304.74 KB, 653x407, IMG_9187.jpeg)

Is this funny or nah

No. 2511839

>>2511829
You have a rare moid then, my last moid did the bare minimum and he was cut. Never washed his hands, and he had these 2 recurring cysts on his nutsack that he kept popping every week but they'd just keep coming back. I don't know why I put up with that but I was young and retarded. He also used to juggle his balls all day and not wash his hands after and then touch my face and hair, I was so dumb kek

No. 2511842


No. 2511844

>>2511839
I would kill myself

No. 2511848

>>2511844
I honestly can't believe I didn't. His dick game was crazy though, he could go for hours, and after cumming he'd be hard again within 3 minutes. It was pretty great, but then I got my first silicone dildo and realized he was completely useless to me kek

No. 2511851

>>2511848
>after cumming he'd be hard again within 3 minutes
It was the bacteria he let fester in his folds that were bringing life back into his rotten zombie dick

No. 2511853

>>2511842
thank god you responded i thought my posts were made invisible for this thread and the last dumbass shit specifically i was going nuts

No. 2511854

>>2511837
The south park reference is funny imo

No. 2511859

Alright nobody fucking talk to this Nonna right here >>2511853 I'm kidding nonnie I'm sorry you feel unheard

No. 2511870

I need someone to draw Elsie as a deity so she can be worshipped

No. 2511876

>>2511839
Woah he sounds fucking disgusting?

No. 2511877

>>2511839
>my cut moid was disgusting
>that's why cut is better than uncut
Also, regardless of appearance, uncut FEELS way better, it's like so smooth and lubricated. Circumcised is really no better than a dildo, it's just really rough.

No. 2511879

>>2511870
Should we do virgin Elsie or Holy Spirit Elsie? Any anons got any thoughts

No. 2511894

File: 1746464596932.png (1.44 MB, 1956x2264, 1700529042006.png)

>>2511879
I want more Holy Spirit Elsie

No. 2511908

What are some dumb things I can hang from or carry on my bag?

No. 2511919

>>2511894
Beautiful!

No. 2511921

File: 1746465553008.jpg (389.38 KB, 1080x1069, Screenshot_2025-05-05-19-18-43…)

>>2511908
A cat in sunglasses

No. 2511922

>>2511921
Added to the list.

No. 2511935

File: 1746465937956.webp (141.37 KB, 920x1300, 1000017879.jpg)

>>2511908
If you find a piece of fabric you like you can tie it to your bag, it seems a bit trendy at the moment if you care about that. I've seen it styled in a braid, ribbon, handle cover and just simply hanging.

No. 2511946

File: 1746466367623.jpeg (12.74 KB, 225x225, images-13.jpeg)

how is this possible omg nonnas

No. 2511950

File: 1746466494255.jpg (96.16 KB, 675x1200, Tumblr_l_25255899119142.jpg)

I am retardedly awesome.

No. 2511956

File: 1746466605661.jpg (41.46 KB, 428x283, 1739226408505.jpg)

>>2511946
I don't know if you mean this in a positive or negative way, but he doesn't look like this irl.

No. 2511973

>>2511956
I know nonny I'm just find him hilarious

No. 2512230

Reading on vtuber drama of people you used to know back when you streamed is so crazy. I cant believe all those girls that used to swear up and down that they would never be like those ''whores'' from vshojo all ended up being insane pickmes keeek meanwhile i have a small but sane audience that still watches me after i took like a two year hiatus.

No. 2512238

File: 1746477326773.webp (21.02 KB, 700x525, 67ebf65f69253ccddf9add21.webp)

>>2511946
>>2511956
He's like the male version of those bimbos moids spend thousands on but look cursed to anyone not mentally ill

No. 2512275

File: 1746479362795.jpg (202.52 KB, 1588x1649, 1000017772.jpg)

Tonight I am going to put together a list of animes I would like to watch so I can properly organise myself and give me something to kill my time. I'll browse a bunch of tags to see what might interest me first.

No. 2512285

>>2511621
I always thought it was funny that mormons believe that sinners don't even go to Hell, they just go to less-good Heaven. The only way to actually go to Hell (or "outer darkness") is if you're already a Mormon and you defy Mormonism and reject it.

No. 2512289

My trainer clearly doesn't like me but I'm gonna keep going to her class out of spite. I have all the potential to excel but she's a bit of a bitch if I don't get something the first try without any help so here's to you cunt, I am not gonna leave you alone. I'll be better than you are within a few months.

This rant belongs here btw because my spite costs me money

No. 2512295

>>2512285
Kek so would informing someone about Mormonism basically be damning them to hell if you don't manage to convert them? Basically a cognitohazard

No. 2512314

File: 1746480942574.jpeg (785.73 KB, 1125x909, IMG_9576.jpeg)

>>2512275
Woah, your picrel unearthed some very buried memories for me… I can still smell what these stickers smelled like fresh out of the package. I’m a bit sad now.

No. 2512427

i've learned that if a man online says he's handsome/gets told he's good looking he's usually fugly with terminal gay face and if a woman online says she's ugly she's usually cute, pretty, certainly nowhere near as bad as she will insist on you believing

No. 2512430

File: 1746486792906.png (3.76 MB, 2035x2533, 06DBC173-16A0-4EFE-B35A-4865B4…)

>Got a 200/1000 in a class I thought I was doing good in
>Realized the professor didn't put in the grades because teaching is her second job
Kek I was about to lose it.

No. 2512437

>>2512430
Wait, so you have a fucking 20% as your overall grade? Holy shit, anon. Can it be saved?

No. 2512449

>>2512430
Fucking smug lapis lazuli Elsie…

No. 2512451

>>2512430
kekkkkkkkkkkk ily nonnie

No. 2512454

>>2512295
No, they'd only be damned to outer darkness if they were successfully converted and then left the religion. The only way to go to their idea of Hell is by being an apostate, if you're just an asshole sinner then you get sent to not-as-good Heaven and if you're a good person but still not a Mormon you get sent to okay-Heaven.

No. 2512455

>>2512437
AYRT I think so, I've done worse before. The professor stopped grading everyone's work less than halfway through the semester, I'm sure once she actually does it I'll get a C or B.

No. 2512467

>>2512455
>I'll get a C or B
We at least better fuckin hope so, anon.

No. 2512490

I hate when I post high late at night and then come here the next night and can't remember what fucking threads I made insightful posts in and to check if anyone replied

No. 2512494

>>2512490
huh maybe a watch feature could be helpful but it cant be that the admins promised us one noo please add one already

No. 2512495

>>2512238
Money can't buy taste or class. Jesus KHRIST!

No. 2512496

>listening to naruto tier amvs with war footage and cheesy music
>playing board games with my friend
>its raining outside
>cat on my lap
life's good nonnies

No. 2512505

File: 1746490444609.jpg (36.52 KB, 583x509, 4fc249c4381a327fd5e573cc61f364…)

Fucking the Pattern app making more delusional by saying me and my parasocial crush are soulmates lmao
But after a long day at work sometimes that's all you need, delusions

No. 2512577

File: 1746494674242.jpg (9.59 KB, 224x225, images.jpg)

warrior vagabond legend Hawww

No. 2512584

les sandwiches cest magnifique

No. 2512587

>>2512584
Les sandwiches sont magnifiques*

No. 2512601

File: 1746496257935.jpg (5.82 KB, 150x150, 1000070904.jpg)


No. 2512622

File: 1746497544723.gif (3.12 MB, 496x280, 1000004563.gif)

i n t e r g a l a c t i c p l a n e t a r y p l a n e t a r y i n t e r g a l a c t i c

No. 2512638

>>2510457
he will live forever, he will never die

No. 2512774

File: 1746514300880.gif (12.22 MB, 640x480, help.gif)

This is where i was born

No. 2512777

File: 1746514985475.jpg (216.66 KB, 1080x581, 1s27gzzbxcja1.jpg)

The uglyfication of uniforms during the first world war always makes me sad. Fuck helmets too, they are so ugly.

No. 2512791

File: 1746516625257.gif (1.32 MB, 220x154, 1000005701.gif)

>>2512622
WELL
NOW
DON'T
YOU TELL ME TO SMILE

No. 2512869

File: 1746524046596.jpg (111.31 KB, 1080x1147, 1000023174.jpg)


No. 2512880

>>2512774
Mmmmmmmm yes

No. 2512926

Are we ready to get some exercise nonnies?

No. 2512951

>>2512791
This gif always cracks me up

No. 2512955

>>2512577
MOTHER MARY UNDERGROUND GUTTER TO THE STARS

No. 2513027

>>2512587
omelet du fromage

No. 2513047

My dad bought us plane tickets but he ended up missing the flight so I'm on my own. Idk if he's aware but he bought us the emergency exit row and I'm by myself sitting in it since he's not here. I can tell the hostesses are confused as to why theres this random kid sitting there on her own and have asked me for my age + id several times. It's warm today and I ran to catch the flight cause I was also late so now I smell like sweat, my hair is disheveled and I look like an Illegal immigrant. To add insult to injury, I ate a greasy meal beforehand so when the hostess got all up in my face to ask my age, she must have smelled burger and fries as well as sweat. If any nonnies are on this flight, here's hoping there's no emergency cause otherwise we're so fucked with me being responsible for you kek

No. 2513060

>>2512926
Literally me right now.

No. 2513067

File: 1746539718256.jpg (70.17 KB, 640x640, 1000017886.jpg)

>Get email for local animation job listing
>See studio name and decide to google
>Their projects so far have been recreating bible stories with Lego
I'm not getting a job anytime soon nonnies

No. 2513069

>>2513067
LEGO NONNIE LEGO NONNIE

No. 2513078

I watched the recent Pewdiepie Linux video and it was pretty interesting, but I try not to give scrotes views especially ones with a history of hating women so I'm a bit torn because I want to watch some of his other vids. Most videos about tech unfortunately always feature a moid or troon…

No. 2513079

>>2513067
I wish i could have that job. Stopmotion is the best.

No. 2513164

>>2511821
i thank god everyday i dont have a retarded worm dangling between my legs that mind controls me

No. 2513213

File: 1746544742865.jpeg (225.22 KB, 1076x1458, IMG_7810.jpeg)

CHEWSDAY, INNIT

No. 2513227

>>2513213
Cursed cursed CURSED image

No. 2513233

>>2513227
what do u have against the british

No. 2513392

File: 1746553095820.gif (1.96 MB, 480x270, 1712935765962486.gif)

>mfw I get to tell a team I don't like their data is shite and laugh at them

No. 2513504

File: 1746555684022.jpeg (565.27 KB, 1125x1101, IMG_9585.jpeg)

My mom has bad eyesight and a tendency not to enlarge images that are sent to her over text. This culminated in her telling me to drink floor cleaner today when I sent a picture of fabuloso to her.

No. 2513513

File: 1746555811214.jpeg (103.41 KB, 828x820, IMG_2672.jpeg)

I really just want a miso soup is this asking too much already????

No. 2513519

>>2511821
I think uncut is so much more attractive, not sure why. Tbh, I feel like if a man is dirty, his dick will be dirty whether it's cut or not.

No. 2513782

>>2511894
Damn anon I really love this! I just had a vision of an Elsie as Gabriel telling Mary she’s pregnant but it’s pt as Mary kek

No. 2513788

File: 1746569014276.jpg (85.03 KB, 736x1308, 1000017894.jpg)

>>2513069
>>2513079
The playing with lego is fun and I used to do stop motion as a kid, I just don't wanna do religious crap. It would be fun to reenact the more funnier LC moments and make those into videos though. I want to draw Elsie or some of the more notable cows as legos now

No. 2513793

I wonder how Pakichan is gonna handle the war

No. 2513799

I fucking hate being this short. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be seen shopping in the kids' section.

No. 2513802

File: 1746569975880.jpg (14.13 KB, 474x266, th-4145316073.jpg)

>>2513799
me too nonna. let's hope for growth spurts together

No. 2513813

i now have a separate playlist for slutty men songs. all songs sung by men who are sluts guaranteed.

No. 2513830

>>2513802
I mean, I stopped growing at 13 so there's no hope for me anymore

No. 2513832

>>2513793
probably thinking about uke dynamics

No. 2513845

>>2513813
Plz share

No. 2513853

File: 1746572388078.jpg (241.02 KB, 1078x1071, 1000006431.jpg)

>>2513845
my taste in music is embarrassing. theres more but i think i would die at my own cringe

No. 2513858

File: 1746572575205.png (1.3 MB, 1200x1200, new_double_squeeze_machine.png)

>>2513799
>>2513802
Get in the pasta machine nonnas, we're gonna make this work

No. 2513869

>>2513853
Thank you nonnieeeee

No. 2513871

>>2513858
I've always wanted to try out a retard squisher, it looks like fun

No. 2513873

Nonnies please pray I find my wallet in my house or at my bus or work's lost and found I haven't seen it since yesterday and I don't know where it is

No. 2513875

>>2513873
i'll go outside and make a dandelion wish about it for you nonnie

No. 2513876

>>2513858
Why is this autism? It seems like a back massager for everyone

No. 2513884

>>2513858
this looks like it would feel so good

No. 2513927

>>2513853
Kek I remember escape the fate

No. 2513933

File: 1746575720445.jpg (57.53 KB, 500x393, 500px-Iván_el_Terrible_y_s.jpg)

how it feels after ghosting a friend finder nona out of fear of offending her and accidentally making her uncomfortable only to realize that the friendship couldve worked out if we communicated and now I've made myself into a personal friend finder horror story and its too late to reconcile because I sperged too close to the sun.

No. 2513934

File: 1746575766590.gif (1.85 MB, 498x486, 1000002032.gif)

>>2513927
he went to jail when he was still kind of hot. you know that thaaaaat means

No. 2513939

>>2513933
metaphorically hold a boom box outside her window with her favorite mixtape playing and offer her some flowers you still have a chance don't give up

No. 2513951

File: 1746576413050.gif (32.81 KB, 220x146, megosztható-horse.gif)

>>2513939
its been a year, she probably moved on and laughs about me to her other nonas…

No. 2513964

how the fuck did i never get into pierce the veil every single song is so good my 16 year old self would've built them a neopets shrine

No. 2513972

>>2513964
What songs do you like so far nona? I like disasterology

No. 2513979

>>2513853
COME MY LADY
COME COME MY LADY
YOU MY BUTTERFLY
SUGAR
BABY

No. 2513983

>>2513972
Pretty much everything on Flair for the Dramatic is solid gold but Collide with the Sky is amazing. I think my favorite tracks off of that are A Match In Water and Bulls in the Bronx. Besitos is probably my favorite song overall, with I Don't Care If You're Contagious being a close follow up.

No. 2513985

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>>2513964
>>2513983
you should check out isles & glaciers and before today too nonnie, vic fuentes was in both of them, the former being a supergroup with 1 really fucking good album and the latter being his band before ptv (also with only 1 album kek). also make sure to listen to the original version of selfish machines if you haven't, it's got a lot more to it that the reissue just doesn't. like actual sovl vs corporate record label production/mastering. you can hear the piano in the sky under the sea.
>t. listened to ptv religiously when i was 15

No. 2513987

>>2513985
Thanks for the recs, nona! I'll definitely check them out.

No. 2513999

Took a 1 hour nap in the afternoon and now my entire night's sleep is ruined, wonderful how that works!

No. 2514107

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>>2513793
i was having a good time until you reminded me of whatever's happening again, i'm more embarrassed of the delusional retards on both sides trying to give epik comebacks and going "you're a street shitter!""no YOU'RE the street shitter", guys please don't fight, we're both shitholes, we won't survive this, please at least wait till i graduate

No. 2514113

Is it weird that I find the little shake very attractive?
I just think something about it is incredibly cute and I can't really describe it properly. Is it the gap?

No. 2514116

File: 1746586017130.mp4 (286.2 KB, 166x208, slap.mp4)

scrolling LC is now unbearable bc google's gay ass ruined scrolling and now when i try to scroll with two fingers sliding on the trackpad it changes the zoom on the website instead, now i can't zoom in and watch embedded videos either, now have to either squint my eyes or open it in a new tab

No. 2514118

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the bugs outside keep whamming themselves against my bedroom window REEEEE

No. 2514119

>>2513853
I'm confused how you're embarrassed by it but still like it. The only group I can think of like that is crystal castles, bc of ethan being a predatory abuser but I would still acknowledge they made really good music. Is it the music you're embarrassed by and enjoy for nostalgia reasons or the image? I get that a lot of people are like this so am not trying to single you out but making a new post would be weird and passive aggressive

No. 2514126

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No. 2514137

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Is there no new celebricows yet?

No. 2514139


No. 2514155

>>2513875
Thank you, I haven't found it in my house but I'm going to check the lost and founds tomorrow so hopefully your wish has ensured it to be there

No. 2514162

i've taken my albuterol enough times today to put someone who huffs spray cans to shame

No. 2514164

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Dozens.

No. 2514186

>>2514164
this the ugly bitch that tried to murder little squirrel kids hate his ass

No. 2514205

Sometimes when I'm typing 'kek' I accidentally type 'keke' and usually I notice before I hit post but one day it's going to happen so pls no bully

No. 2514206

>>2514162
That shit works so good for what it’s made to work for but holy SHIT the nightmares it causes

No. 2514208

>>2514118
I tried to take my dog out for a walk and got attacked by big ass June bugs, I literally turned around and ran home crying

No. 2514211

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>>2514208
I think they are cute for some reason and would have enjoyed that. Why? They're similar to cockroaches and those aren't cute at all

No. 2514224

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>>2514206
the what now

No. 2514257

It's so annoying when accusations are made against moids and nothing ever comes of it especially when it doesn't even become common understanding that xyz moid is a piece of shit, like Cody Ko, and to a lesser extent Alex whatshissurname of Mandela Catalogue being accused of having a skinwalking fetish, man i wanted to see that pan out but i guess it was fake because it just seems too convenient to say the guy with the skinwalking horror series has a skinwalking fetish.

No. 2514259

File: 1746598431742.mp4 (12.72 MB, 720x1280, Guys After Buying A Women's Bl…)

>what i remember everytime i see a moid with baggy jeans and a mullet

No. 2514261

File: 1746598619645.gif (10.77 MB, 498x488, monkey-animal.gif)

i don't know why i get this bitter feeling of loneliness everytime i'm working on a Canva file with my group members and the lil icon that shows the people working shows only mine, ngl i think to myself "noo don't leave me"

No. 2514263

>>2514211
They are fat lil cuties who dont do anything but run into walls and get themselves into trouble. Where as a roach wants to live in your house when you dont keep it clean. June bugs are just lil bug puppies. Catch them and put them on a string and let them fly around.

No. 2514273

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having one of those times again nonners

No. 2514278

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>>2514273
here here my nonny

No. 2514299

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>>2513858
you can tell who is and isnt the retards by whether or not they wanna get in this
it is i retards

No. 2514303

The reason a lot of music sucks nowadays is the lack of saxophone. PUT ON THE SAXOPHONE

No. 2514310

>>2514273
What did you eat? I just got over a stomach ache from a Mcgriddle breakfast sandwhich, it was worth it

No. 2514314

>>2514303
Yes!!! Are you my soulmate nonny?! We need more saxophone. Check out this track from the misericorde vn soundtrack it's sooo good. There's also a lot of good saxophone tracks in the soundtrack for Old Skies

No. 2514347

Baby listen I'm retarded. It took me watching the ethan and hasan debate to finally understand what people meant when they said something was a dogwhistle.

I have been a hasan hater since he was forced on to a youtube series I use to like called PopTrigger which was under the Young Turks Network which Hasan uncle owns. Hasan has always been a narcissist. All those videos apart from a select few are hidden now. I need all his gay political followers to understand they stan a shallow vapid thick cunt

No. 2514381

Today is the 110 anniversary of the RMS Lusitania being struck by a german U-boat and sinking. I wonder why the youtuber didnt wait to upload the video today, it would have been a good way to commemorate her loss.

No. 2514403

>>2510487
Idk how small you are but even at 5ft8 you can’t win against a moid. I bet your height suits you perfectly, think about getting a gun or take self defense courses. Then you’ll actually win or increase your chances

No. 2514419

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>>2514310
Two donuts back to back. Not that bad I guess but i've been gaining weight lately and this is why. I've actually never had a mcgriddle but i'm happy you enjoyed yours, sucks it gave you tummy ache
>>2514278
thanks nonny

No. 2514456

>>2510803
>>2510795
Yall were bullied by girls?? I was soooo lucky i was never bullied by girls. It was always guys. I was the weird girl from up the canyon. But some of the prettiest most popular girls in school would stick up for me and it felt sooo good. Turned me into an early on certified man hater. I love women so much too probably because i never really am bothered by them. Other women love me and i platonically love them back!!
Im sorry you nonnies had to deal with bitches!!

No. 2514475

>>2510795
I don’t think I’d go as far as saying they’re trendy but there are a lot of people trying to sell keychains online and shit like that I assumed that was what it is

No. 2514493

>>2514456
I only had negative experiences with a few guys who were poor/dirty and a girl who looked like a 30 year old crackhead by the time she was 12

No. 2514536

>>2514119
ayrt its more that im embarrassed to be posting these after identifying them being from my slutty man playlist. other than that im not terribly embarrassed in my music taste. ive already posted in the dumbass shit threads about my particular musician obsession

No. 2514631

>>2514211
You don’t understand. It was like a pestilence. There were dozens and they were landing in my hair and bumbling right by my face and mouth. Also there are wild roaches (not German roaches, just the regular ones that live in forests) on the ground skittering about, but that’s pretty typical and I’ve learned to just deal with that grossness (not really that gross since they’re not the kind that cause infestations). Getting swarmed by their flying cousins while seeing their gross asses skittering by my feet is way too much. Cue me screaming and running up my driveway.

No. 2514642

>>2514456
Ntayrt but I was exclusively bullied by girls other than one occasion when one of my main-bully girl’s twin brother joined in. He started bullying me cause I had acne and I was like “lose some weight you whale.” And he started crying actual tears. And then everyone coddled him and was like NONNIE HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?! At least he never joined in again kek. Oh and once a gay scrote in high school joined up with some bully girls. But yeah… It was always girls bullying me and twice they recruited a scrote kek. It made me aware of horizontal oppression early on and unfortunately caused some pickme behavior for a few years before I was more well read and educated.

No. 2514731

>>2514456
Nta, I got bullied by both. But the bullying by girls was verbal, mostly shit talking behind my back or spreading rumors about me. One of them pulled my hair in a locker room at like 10 years old then apologized after I bumped my head on a cubbie kek. The boys were like borderline sociopathic, one time one of them pulled my shirt down to show everyone I had no tits. One of them pushed me down and dry humped my ass through my jeans while pulling my hair back (I shook him off quickly.) One of them kept messing with me so I took him hat briefly then returned it and he punched me in the chest/shoulder. And the verbal bullying from the boys was so much worse than what I got from the girls, it actually took me a while to get over it and it was the start of my peaking. Some of the girls were pretty cruel but even the mean ones had my back at some point or another, one of them even helped me out when she found me crying in the bathroom. It gave me this impression that the bullying from the girls was like some dominance thing, like they didn't like me and thought I was weird but didn't want to genuinely hurt me or leave any long lasting psychological damage. But that's just my experience, I hold no animosity towards the girls now that I've grown up.

No. 2515258

File: 1746660905956.gif (1.19 MB, 400x400, IMG_5881.gif)

Got called sir at the drive thru again even though I used my drive thru voice, sigh. The girl at the window was super cute too and my old ass fucked up car decided to be screechy as hell today. Oh well, at least I know I'm a woman, so this event won't ruin my entire week unlike some other people kek

No. 2515275

>>2515258
I love the gif kek the only times I've been called sir because of my short pixie cut is either by sexist moids or clueless children (who I always am happy to explain I'm just a woman kek) women on the other hand always compliment me the only one time was when probably autistic girl couldn't understand that you can wear mens clothing and still be a woman (i just gestured to my obvious breasts when she asked me if I was a guy) not that I mind as a lesbian kek it's the few joys I have

No. 2515297

>>2515258
idk if this will make you feel any better but anytime I say "oat milk" at the drive thru the staff think I'm saying "mocha" and it always makes me self-conscious about my voice

No. 2515305

File: 1746662730463.gif (1.05 MB, 373x280, 1000006097.gif)

>>2515258
ive been called sir to my face at least twice at my job and i dont look remotely masculine tho my voice is on the deeper side for a woman. both times i was giving instructions, and both times the dude i was talking to immediately corrected himself. honestly gave me kind of a power trip. its kind of hot?

No. 2515413

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Why are these sooo good

No. 2515574

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It’s almost midnight but I am craving some vegetable tofu stir fry nonnies

No. 2515598

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it's always hours later when it's too late to delete is when i realize a post i typed earlier is in broken english despite being a native english speaker

No. 2515678

do NOT look up what john oates looks like today

No. 2515688

>>2515413
Why is this like the third time I’ve seen bomb pops get mentioned today? not necessarily on LC I mean I’ve seen them like more than once

No. 2515693

>>2515678
which one is that again

No. 2515725

>>2515693
not the blonde one

No. 2515745

I dropped and ghosted an old hs friend after he trooned out but sometimes I wish I didn't because every time I go out in public and see a moid with slightly pale skin and long light blond hair (a little too common than I'd like) my body goes into panic mode it's him. I think he'd definitely harass me if he saw me now. At least if I had kept him around or let it fizzle out I wouldn't have this risk I think

No. 2515818

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>>2515574
I made my vegetable stir fry. I put cheddar cheese on top because I believe in sinning if it’s to my benefit. I think Jesus would understand

No. 2516177


No. 2516220

i think I've become fully 3dpd-phobic because I find the males anons post in the ump thread as examples of """attractive men""" disgusting and hulking

No. 2516237

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>born to waste my life away in my room as a hikkiNEET surrounded by books
>forced to have a career in a competitive field and be a productive member of society

i really don't want to do this slide presentation on this super specific theme i will only see like twice in my life

No. 2516319

I really fucking want to dye my hair black again and cut my bangs

No. 2516383

Habemus papam, bitches

No. 2516423

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I could really use a glass of wine right now. It’s Thursday and this week has been tough. On top of that I feel like everyone is avoiding me. Also I’m cold and hungy.

No. 2516441

>>2516423
Red wine or white wine?

No. 2516442

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>>2516423
Sorry to hear you are having a rough week, nona. I don't have wine but I have blankets and I can put a pizza in the oven, perhaps a movie night?

No. 2516516

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>>2516441
White!
>>2516442
Thank you sweet non that sound amazing

No. 2516535

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>>2516516
nta but omg noni what a nice pick for the meme, i love robin birds ever since i got the robin bird as a result on my patronus in the harry poter pottermore quiz.

No. 2516539

>>2516535
That robin patronus is so cute. Look at that brave little flying ball chasing the big scary dementors away

No. 2516545

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I'm an atheist and an antitheist, but Catholicism is basically my fandom. I have an autistic obsession with it. Husbando Isao Kikuchi is not pope, and also had a priest beneath him accused of sexual assault. I am parting ways with my fandom. A genuine reason, though, is that I feel that the election of the pope gives a really good pointer to where humanity as a whole is heading, and I'm really apprehensive about Robbie-boy.

No. 2516548

Woke up and went to my usual threads. Feels like they've got inflamation from infection, hm.

No. 2516558

>>2516535
That’s an awesome patronus! I already forgot what’s mine because it was random and unrelatable kek Robins are so cute!

No. 2516576

I would excel at at being a philosopher who rants in the streets. Sadly I think that was a moid-only job.

No. 2516577

>>2516423
try gatorwine

No. 2516601

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Nona ♥

No. 2516664

I can’t remember if I already took my meds today or not so I just took them again for potentially a second time. Not sure what happens now but I’ll be sure to shitpost either way regardless of the outcome.

No. 2516771

Last night I successfully made a crochet case for my tamagotchi and it looks so cute, Im really happy with it

No. 2516898

You know youve made it when the japanese accounts comment BIG LOVE on your fanart

No. 2516969

>>2515688
I guess cause it's getting warmer

No. 2516987

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I sometimes forget that farmhands probably use this website in addition to their mod duties. I wonder if I’ve ever replied to a farmhand’s post or vice versa. This feels like the online version of realizing teachers don’t live at school but have their own homes.

No. 2517086

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>made a joke with my two coworkers about one of them going to see a Chippendales show
>older one launches in about how her and her sisters used to go to the "men's review" every Wednesday somewhere in town
>the pure joy in her eyes while recounting this
>"and Nonna, back then you could TOUCH them!"
sisters, i cant believe whats been taken from us

No. 2517464

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I was just reminded of Carrey-chan and her antics, especially quest to fuck Jim Carrey. Which then made me wonder if any nonnettes on the site ever fucked their personal famous uggo. I mean, considering our numbers, maybe at least one?

No. 2517482

>>2517464
there was definitely an anon that fucked a scrunkly old singer but iirc she had few good things to say about him after the fact kek. wish i remembered who the guy was, sorry nona

No. 2517494

I always do a double take when I see something posted here first appear on KF within twelve hours… They really do walk among us…

No. 2517506

Has anyone else noticed everyone seems to be getting married? I see way more weddings and wedding parties out in public than I did in previous years. And I also see way more pregnant women out in public now too and I see more pregnancy and family related content in the algorithm

No. 2517515

>>2517506
we're out of COVID so it will definitely be more apparent that people are having more celebrations. also as you get into older 20s and early 30s it's where your peers are entering that stage in life. the algorithm aspect, advertising to mothers is very profitable because new parents need a lot of stuff and this content is reaching wider audiences than earlier web content, where mostly young people were avid viewers (like early days of youtube). historically most women have become mothers, and as motherhood is a huge part of women's identities and influencing is identity driven, it's certainly going to come up.

No. 2517523

>>2517515
Where I’m from though nona been out of covid since like 2021 though, again at least where I live, and I’m not talking about going through the stage where all your peers are getting married and stuff like that. I’m saying like I’ve noticed out in the real world that every single day I seem to see people getting married. I also encounter way more pregnant women than I used to compared to 2012-2019. I don’t know if it’s just because of the location I live in or what, but I’ve just seen a lot more bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, baptisms, I see more pregnant ladies and women with babies at the store and at restaurants and just out with younger parents on the street. That’s something else I should’ve added, I’m seeing a lot more younger adults than I used to who are getting married and pregnant. Millennials weren’t really going hard with stuff like this back then, but it looks like a lot of zoomers are jumping into it.

No. 2517532

>>2517523
oh that's interesting then. i still think COVID factors in some way, because it shifted the entire culture even if people didn't follow lockdown as much in certain areas and contributed to the current cultural conservative wave. i don't think marriage and parenthood for zoomers are that different overall, are more religious people in your area or moving there, maybe?

No. 2517542

>>2517523
Can confirm, 22 y.o zoomer & I’m currently pregnant with my first child.

No. 2517550

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anxious at the blood ritual did i turn off the stove

No. 2517556

>>2517542
Congrats, nona! I hope you and your baby will be happy and healthy

No. 2517755

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Spent the entire day daydreaming about being a popular vtuber and making a list of all the things i would put on my throne wishlist. Why did god give me a cute voice but made my native language Spanish. I am not getting throne gifts from my fellow poorfags, sadge.

No. 2517758


No. 2517759

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>>2517755
As one myself, trust me, you would be happier doing anything else. Vtubers (especially big ones) are extremely petty and bitchy. They will save all of the conversations you had with them, will leak any personal informations or projects between eachother, etc. People who also create a friendship group a part of their brand 95% of the time are not even friends behind the scenes, they are here to entertain the audience with their fake theatre. So many vtubers around you are grown-ass women in their 30s who act like the most mentally ill children. B-but hey, it sells, right?

No. 2517761

>>2517542
Larp. Who groomed you into that decision?

No. 2517765

>>2517523
No, I also see so many early 20's couples getting married and I am at a loss as to why. No plans on pregnancy as far as I know, they're all struggling to make ends meet in apartments. But it's weird because millennials are marrying in their 30's, so I wonder what the difference is attributed to?

No. 2517779

>>2517523
as a zoomer myself, all the couples around my age that got married are either christians or muslims so i would assume it has something to do with the rising conservatism amongst zoomers

No. 2517783

>>2517523
All the liberal zoomers I know are getting married while the trailer trash traumatic childhood zoomers are the ones getting pregnant. In my experience there are two demographics of zoomers marrying and getting pregnant and in my experience they do not overlap.

No. 2517806

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>>2517759
I am already a vtuber, although an extremely small one (8 viewers) and its because i am ESL, and not the cute kind that's fluid and has a cute accent. I sound like an indian call center scammer. Its a shame, i feel like i would have so much potential if god didnt hinder me by making me hispanic.

No. 2517808

>>2517806
How do you sound Indian if you're Hispanic.

No. 2517822

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>>2517482
Oh shit, I went to sleep after posting this (surprised that my setences were even coherent enough), and now I wake up to this?? I need to know!
Uggo fucker, come forward!

No. 2517824

>>2517822
Nta but this reminded me of the anon who met Jack White and iirc said that one of his people approached her with an NDA or something because Jack White thought she wanted to fuck but then she didn't.

No. 2517876

Lolcow is so fucking slow like speed up speed up speed up speed up speed up I'm on my second cup of coffee about the catch a ban for a-logging speed up anons speed up lolcow speed up nonas

No. 2517880

>>2517876
I'm here nonnie

No. 2517891

>>2517880
I wrote a rap about lolcow just for you… here goes. And they said a nonnie from Lolcow Lane could never make it to the top of the charts:
Lolcow
Down-cow
Nobody around cow
Lolcow,
A place for my nonnies
Lolcow,
A few would consider themselves my homies
Lolcow,
But it's so cold and empty now
Lolcow,
But nobody touching that new reply now
Lolcow,
I just wanna shitpost
Lolcow,
It's only me and my foes
But…
TWO FIVE ONE SEVEN EIGHT EIGHT
OHHHHH here's a new reply
OHHHHH my heart soars and touches the sky
OHHHHH loneliness no more
OHHHHH my nonnies are there
OHHHHH my nonnies care
Lolcow
hometown
Everybody around cow
Funcow
Lovecow
All my nonnies are here
And my nonnies WOW

No. 2517895

>>2517876
give me a minute to post i just woke up

No. 2517896

>>2517891
Nta but iloveu

No. 2517905

>>2517876
>>2517891
kek nonnie i love your spirit

No. 2517970

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I'm listening to this master piece and soon i will make a pizza happy friday nonas I love you

No. 2517982

>>2517824
Damn, guess nonna must've been really pretty, cause I don't think those famous moids settle for any girl. Good for her

No. 2517999

The more I try to improve my health the worse it gets. My body works in reverse

No. 2518015

In a decade or two there will be a lot of retrospectives on this point in time, it'll be something like "The Age of the Political Griftand Disinformation Campaigns and Angry Incels and Dancing Skeletons".

No. 2518036

I'm constantly hoping my personal cow ends up acting up on the internet and getting a lolcow thread. She's such a cowish tard and I know literally three people with justified vendettas against her and her life is so bleak and hilarious in the way she constantly sabotage herself. I'm just waiting until she starts posting to the internet with abandon because every time she posts I hit up those people and we laugh every time kek.

No. 2518080

>>2517542
I hope your baby is healthy and cute nonners
>>2517532
That certainly has a massive influence on it as well, I’ve noticed churches are more packed than previous years, see a lot more people coming in and going out. Religion is having a bit of a rebirth with the zoomers it looks like

No. 2518085

skin picking nonnies, ARE YOU INFLAMING YOUR SKIN TONITE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

No. 2518090

File: 1746809670390.jpg (33.45 KB, 360x290, 1590614420360.jpg)

im never getting married or pregnant

No. 2518091

>>2517542
I want a baby so bad but every man seems too ugly, undesirable and irresponsible to manage being a father. The only ones I've been attracted to are the types I've had small stints with, not the types I'd want to father my kid

Where the fuck do you find a partner you actually wanna have a baby with?

No. 2518093

>>2517824
kek how did I never hear about this

No. 2518094

>>2518091
I like babies but listening to one cry sounds so traumatizing. Especially if its your own. Even if its just crying because it can I’d probably cry too

No. 2518116

>>2518085
god i hope not, my nail beds are finally looking ok for once

No. 2518175

I had a Sims game a few years ago where my single mother sim was famous and ended up having many children with different fathers but never spent time with them. One child's father had passed away randomly one day and she was crying about it but nobody else in the house gave a fuck and they were all ignoring her. I know it's just the Sims and I was the one who created these circumstances but it was heartbreaking.

No. 2518176

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I've started noticing word patterns that are present in both fanfics and AI chatbot dialogue and it's making me wonder if people are spending so much time talking to those bots that they've begun to copy those expressions OR if AI is being fed everything from ao3 to the extent that they're using stuff from fics which came out yesterday… OR people are using AI to write fucking fanfics. I can't decide which is the answer but I really don't like any of the options.

No. 2518181

>>2518176
It's both

No. 2518194

File: 1746815150583.jpeg (23.03 KB, 236x236, IMG_4124.jpeg)

>>2518091
Same experience here nonny. The number of men who would make good fathers is abysmally small. I would like to have my own little family some day but I also have to be realistic about my chances. For now I am just working on creating a life where I am happy as is, with or without someone else.

No. 2518206

Can you believe AV-kun is from like four years ago?

No. 2518212

I want to fuck emo Elsie.
>>2518176
I completely understand what you mean and the answer is all of the above. My trick to get rid of this is to ask for published book/novel prose writing style.

No. 2518248

I wonder what's gonna happen to this site after a decade

No. 2518274

>>2518175
I made a crazy family oriented and flirty fairy sim who wanted to raise like 10 children from babies to teens or w/e that aspiration is. She had like 11 children with a human sim woman, then vampire sim man, then she traveled to the future and settled down with a future woman sim and had like 6 kids with her, then she traveled back into the present with her future family and ended up bringing all of her children into her home.
Her first son, which was part of a pair of fraternal twins, didn't like her because he was evil or something. One day his twin sister drowned in the pool completely randomly and all of the children were upset about it, but the fairy mom wasn't at all. No moodlets or anything. Like she didn't give a fuck. And then she and her wife both rolled the want to have another child almost immediately after the fairy's oldest daughter drowned. Her oldest children are still kids and are at boarding schools but I'm planning for the son to enact some kind of revenge when he's older all to avenge his twin sister.

No. 2518276

>>2518274
>she had like 11 children with a human sim woman
I meant 2, wtf kek

No. 2518357

File: 1746823333418.jpg (32.05 KB, 736x765, 1000002685.jpg)

When I first started getting into skincare, I honestly thought it was all so confusing and that I would only buy a few products but now I'm always seeing new products that I want to try. I don't let myself buy everything I see though obviously since using too many products at once is bad, but still. I have enough stuff to fill a small shelf right now. Slippery slope!

No. 2518368

>>2517759
I think being a big VTuber would be too stressful for 99% of people (me included kek) but having some hundred/a few thousand fans and a couple of equally small VTuber friends sounds really fun.

No. 2518370

File: 1746823839406.jpg (4.64 MB, 2649x3980, 1000017918.jpg)

I want to try new tea flavors. I have tried black mostly and a camomile blend once. I most look forward to green tea and lavender tea but there's so many kinds to try. I got gifted some indian tea but haven't tried it yet, I want to make it special.
>>2518357
This is my fear as I'm dipping my toes into skincare. Do you have any products you really like?

No. 2518388

>>2518370
I would say Skin1004 water fit sun serum, their ampoule foam and their oil cleanser. The ampoule foam cleanses the skin so well without leaving it stripped and dry. My skin always feel so soft after cleansing it. As for the sun serum, it's so lightweight. I'm already on like my 5th bottle. BTW, definitely give peppermint or spearmint tea a try! I love tea woth lemon, ginger and peppermint.

No. 2518398

>>2518085
picking a pimple scab on my face just as im reading this FUCK

No. 2518402

just saw aphex twins in public. he was wearing a shirt with his own face on it

No. 2518409

damn I tried sending an anonymous email inquiry under an alias to a gay sex position reference website only to realize I forgot I registered the domain with a female nickname and that its visible to the recipient. fuck.

No. 2518415

>>2518409
>gay sex position reference website
?

No. 2518417


No. 2518421

>>2518409
>Hello I am totally a gay moid will you please tell me how sex between men looks I am totally a faggot, I like phallic shaped food and I hate women do get back to me -rebecca

No. 2518428

>>2518370
As a green tea enjoyer I can reccomend jasmine green tea. It's like subtle grassy sweet and not bitter like some plain green teas. Idk any brands though I just get the usual stuff off the shelves
>>2518409
Give me that site I need to draw yaoi

No. 2518435

>>2518409
It's OK! They probably get a million emails from gendies who forgot to update their info. At this point they probably don't even notice, or they'll think one is your dead name. It's not like that sort of website is likely to attract a normal audience or have normal owners/mods.

No. 2518449

you're are gay

No. 2518457

I got a blood test done and it hurt so bad I started crying. What the fuck?? That has never happened before. It was the inside of my elbow. I came in excited to get pricked (don’t judge and no I won’t elaborate) I didn’t expect it to feel like being stabbed and getting my veins tickled with a fucking needle. in shock. My hand felt ice cold numb. Did they really prick and play with my nerves? I’ve never heard of anybody being in pain from a blood test but goddamn I was sobbing. I haven’t cried from physical pain since i was like 10 and broke my arm.

No. 2518464

>>2518457
I’m so sorry anon. I’ve experienced this too, but I’m just super sensitive kek. i remember the first time i got my blood drawn and lost a pint of blood I felt like 10 lbs lighter and it was hard for me to even walk after

No. 2518465

>>2518457
>being stabbed and getting my veins tickled with a fucking needle
That's how it feels for me every time, great description. The nurse/tech probably wasn't experienced or simply wasn't very good. I think if they had hit a nerve it would have been much worse but I'm not a doctor. I'm sorry you went through that though nonnie.

No. 2518466

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>>2518449
no YOU’RE

No. 2518469

>>2518457
That's weird nonna, for me they never feel like this. I think it was probably an inexperienced phlebotomist.

No. 2518470

>>2518435
wow this was actually reassuring ty nonnie KEK

No. 2518471

>>2518449
Ur mom

No. 2518484

>>2518471
you're dad are gay

No. 2518533

>>2518370
Try oolong, it’s my absolute favorite but a bit harder to find than traditional green or black.

No. 2518541

File: 1746832651692.png (1.34 MB, 1080x1080, cece.png)

>>2517808
I dont know. i just have been told so. My accent is very thick and i am retarded so i cant pronounce words. Its hell.

No. 2518542

>>2518541
I've been called Indian before in an online call and I'm German. It's the harder consonants I guess.

No. 2518550

File: 1746833163621.jpeg (40.16 KB, 400x358, IMG_8117.jpeg)

Got a fancy new mop and Mrs. Meyer’s all purpose cleaning spray in the scent tomato vine. I’m so excited to clean my kitchen tonight.

No. 2518556

>>2518542
Probably, yeah. I have a thick accent so thats also probably why.

No. 2518616

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No. 2518620

>>2517891
Chrysalis?

No. 2518745

File: 1746843184541.jpg (96.66 KB, 852x938, 1000001944.jpg)

>found another one of my top tier posts in the lc screencaps thread
im a certified real nonny

No. 2518753

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>>2518745
Each time I have been posted there I get confused because I thought my response was normal and not intended to be funny at all

No. 2518812

>shopping with my grandmizzle
>in line to checkout
>we have a lot more than the guy behind us
>invite him to go ahead of us
>old lady comes up behind us, also with only a few items
>also let her go in front of us
>my grandma jokes "ok, now the border is closed"
>I freeze for a few moments
>"the border between Mexico and America????"
Is it possible that I'm retarded? I was so confused, she had to explain the joke.

No. 2518819

File: 1746847040477.webp (25.41 KB, 478x434, 1738790993360.webp)

Trying to draw smut but the anatomy is trash because im not using a reference. I dont feel like wading through porn sites full of ugly naked moids tho… smh.

No. 2518822

>>2518753
if im being honest its been both

No. 2518880

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>>2518388
Samefag, coming back hours later to say I also love Paula's Choice bha! I had a patch of tiny, unpoppable bumps on my cheek. Not sure what it was, but Paula's Choice made it go away. It is expensive and it doesn't feel good on the skin, but it lasts a long time and actually works. I've had an anon also recommend me the Naturium BHA, haven't tried it but it's cheaper and I plan to buy it once I'm out of Paula.

No. 2518949

>>2518812
I can’t believe u call ur grandma grandmizzle that’s adorable

No. 2518954

File: 1746858007095.jpeg (1.76 MB, 1071x1896, IMG_8132.jpeg)

>>2518550
Samefag, just finished deep cleaning my kitchen and mopping most of the common area. Not only does everything smell fresh but it just feels nicer too. I think I am going to bake something tomorrow to celebrate. Also I am disappointed by the O-Cedar mop. Maybe I should try a different head because the one it came with does not impress me at all

No. 2518956

Why am I built so weird. I have the body of an alcoholic uncle but the arms of an anachan and am neither

No. 2518960

met a cute young moid today lool

No. 2518963

can someone give me a bedtime kiss please

No. 2518968

Holy fuck anons I'm drunk as hale right fucking now hey hi how are you doing.
>>2518963
It's star smooch time, moon is up and sleep is in your reach. Wicked cool dreams to you nona.

No. 2518981

File: 1746861878630.jpg (36.85 KB, 736x716, cat-hands.jpg)

>Got told I have good English last night
>It's the only language I speak
Thanks?

No. 2519036

i'm convinced some anons in the coping with being ugly thread are exaggerating the way they've been treated for their looks and fixating on a few incidents to validate their insecurities because it's a lot easier to pity yourself and exist in the safe bubble of keeping yourself down before anyone else can try to hurt you. i know firsthand because i did get treated very badly myself and a lot of it was related to how i looked (or people said so) and i spent years and years feeling suicidal over this stuff, really obsessing over these incidents to tell myself that with a face like mine i don't deserve to be loved or exist. i feel very sorry for them because i know how they feel but i wish they weren't so combative and devoted to their own misery. there are so many ugly people in the world who just get on with their lives and it sucks, sometimes it really fucking sucks to be ugly and it's good for women to have their own space to talk about it but the level of bitterness and wallowing in self-pity in there is so sad

No. 2519037

>>2518981
KEK maybe you have an unusual way of pronouncing some words

No. 2519039

File: 1746871812839.jpg (29.39 KB, 600x811, 1000029629.jpg)

>>2518745
I've been posted there a few times kek, I'm glad someone out there finds joy in my retardation

No. 2519049

>>2519036
They're racesperging and comparing themselves to troons now because of course they are kek

No. 2519050

>>2518212
It seems to ignore that instruction no matter how I phrase it. How exactly do you word it?

No. 2519115

>>2519036
When I saw that thread made for the first time I was like "oh man that thread is made for me!" But then I took a second thought cause that's not really something I want to focus on, spend time wallowing in or even waste time talking about really so I've never been in it and from what I've heard about it from other anons I'm glad I didn't. I feel like fixating on being ugly is just going to make them feel worse.

No. 2519163

File: 1746887573078.jpeg (105.4 KB, 566x562, IMG_9209.jpeg)

Can someone explain this to me

No. 2519175

>>2518968
thank you for the beautiful words nonna.

No. 2519188

I always really appreciate it when cows directly address lolcow but don't namedrop lol

No. 2519198

>>2519163
Lots of women like slavoj zizeks philosophy, not sure why but maybe it's because some of his stuff focuses on desire and power dynamics in sex. And women also happen to like Lana if they're inclined to read more (this is a personal observation). That's my theory. This image actually makes a lot of sense to me but it's hard to explain why exactly.

No. 2519201

>>2519198
Samefag, a simpler explanation would be "I feel like either a beautiful sorrowful waif or an unwashed philosopher".

No. 2519229

I can't believe I've been browsing lolcow for 5 years already. I've been here for 100 Shayna threads… wtf

No. 2519237

File: 1746893311185.jpg (24.6 KB, 569x539, 1000002687.jpg)

>>2519229
Just wait till it's been 8

No. 2519337

I'm visiting the city where a certain cow lives, with my mom, to take part in an event we both enjoy, which is something that the cow in question would definitely not be capable of doing. I've been here many times, but this time is extra funny to me.

No. 2519361

>>2517086
My mom has proudly told me about how she used to grab male strippers' junk to make sure it was real before she'd throw money at them. I'm both scandalized and proud of her.

No. 2519385

>>2519198
A man posted it though

No. 2519386

>wanna try a couple of ideas for my final exam project real quick
>ends up sitting with it for almost 10 hours
welp there went my saturday

No. 2519389

>>2519386
Ten extra hours for your other saturday though

No. 2519413

>>2519361
based. happy mothers day to yr mom

No. 2519460

File: 1746906147682.gif (379.11 KB, 128x128, 1714319681547.gif)

MAI CHUTIYA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MAI PAGAL HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No. 2519470

File: 1746907046989.jpeg (16.01 KB, 554x554, images-23.jpeg)

>>2519460
Hum Sab ko patha hai kek aur its "mei" not "mai"

No. 2519478

File: 1746907183751.gif (5.89 MB, 600x450, punishment.gif)

>>2519470
kutti papachode

No. 2519480

>>2519478
>saying papachode not babchode
Burger spotted

No. 2519487

File: 1746907466398.jpg (29.66 KB, 538x479, sniper.jpg)

>>2519480
dinosaurchoda spotted

No. 2519489

>>2519480
Samefag heres a translation for not samosas and chai talkers
>>2519460
>I'm a fucker (could be used as asshole as well very offensive) I'm crazy!
>>2519470
We all know that and it's supposed to be mei(mai is used for moids)
>>2519478
>Bitch fatherfucker
Hope it helps because Google the sure wont

No. 2519495

File: 1746907680490.jpg (107.79 KB, 1300x956, hahahaha.jpg)

>>2519480
>apne papa ko baba bulati hai

No. 2519501

>>2519489
gori chuut choda

No. 2519503

>>2519495
I didnt know Indians used that swear word huh (i thought it was only used by urdu speakers and punjabis)it's almost like Pakistanis and Indians have almost the same damn culture.

No. 2519506

>>2519503
tujhe kaise pata hai? punjabi choda

No. 2519509

File: 1746908159025.gif (1.92 MB, 404x404, huh.gif)

>>2519489
>it's supposed to be mei(mai is used for moids)
hain

No. 2519510

>>2519460
AMRA SHOBAI JANI RE BOIN

No. 2519512

>>2519489
chutiya is used in the way "dumbass" is tho?

No. 2519515

>>2519509
Tayrt my bad I didnt know nona was Indian and not Pakistani we use mei here as the female word to refer ourselves

No. 2519516

>>2519510
bangla? a ridiculous, fake language. Send me your cranial measurements, you old witch, i must study you for science.

No. 2519521

File: 1746908705968.png (2.16 MB, 968x948, IMG_7027.png)

>>2519510
MAI LADKI HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No. 2519524

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meri saaaaaaaaaaaaari nonnies ko puppee, mwah

No. 2519525

>>2519516
I don't know what's going on but this made me kek

No. 2519526

Might just be me, but I think the evil Disney adult woman is a very compelling villain. We need more non attractive psychotic villainesses

No. 2519529

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>>2519525
it's the desi takeover, South Asia is a lost cause and we won't be accepted in the west so we're transferring our souls into the digital realm to become the first ever digital physical immigrants

No. 2519530

>>2519521
ARE, BOIN MANE 'SISTER'. EIJONNO TO 'BHAI' KOI NAI. GOOGLE TRANSLATE KE KOKHONO BISSHESH KOIRO NA. ORA KISUI JANE NA

No. 2519534

>>2519529
I wish you luck on your endeavour desi nonnie

No. 2519538

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No. 2519539

are diasporafags welcome to the party?

No. 2519541

File: 1746909550332.gif (699.88 KB, 637x607, 1741803692373.gif)

>>2519529
Google wayse behi humari languages ko translate nehi Kar saktha hai kek HUM ASAL ANONYMOUS HAI

No. 2519543

File: 1746909627153.gif (3.79 MB, 498x498, 1000073742.gif)

>>2519530
bangla didi, lekin agar mai ye reply google translate se sumjho to iska bhi matlab kaise trust karu, 5th french padhi mene 10th tak, wo waste hua kyuki kaha use karungi french India mai, lekin nahi, ye schools apni 22 recognized languages wale desh mai unme se ek bhi nahi sikhainge

No. 2519544

>>2519539
Unless you're one of those Diasporafags who lecture natives to how to follow their culture of origin or religion or become a pickme for racistfags then no if not, sure welcome

No. 2519546

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>>2519539
zaroor nonniji, apko bhi puppee

No. 2519547

>>2519541
Nah, it's getting like 1 in every 4 posts. I'm still confused kek

No. 2519548

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No. 2519550

>>2519546
>Nonniji
Sounds so cute we should make more desi ways of saying nona
>nonajin
>nonaya
>Nonama
>nonabi

No. 2519556

>>2519550
>nonika
>anonshika
>anonya
>anonushka

No. 2519558

File: 1746910690586.jpg (10.46 KB, 275x219, 1746888377192.jpg)

What would you do if you were a le epic haxxer in anymoose? Personally I would dox every moid and troon who harass terfs on shitter and in marches

No. 2519559

File: 1746910706335.gif (1.98 MB, 480x360, Playgirl (1969).gif)

the burgers are sleeping, quick! ab ye HAMARA thread hai

No. 2519560

>>2519556
>anonska
KEKKKK

No. 2519562

File: 1746910784611.webp (80.19 KB, 800x600, sleep.webp)

>>2519558
shuuuuuuuuuuush, so jao

No. 2519564

>>2519562
im desi kek

No. 2519569

File: 1746910919781.gif (2.72 MB, 480x271, 977b8805b7d58928a5f7066694843a…)

>>2519564
2 BAJGAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI

No. 2519572

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>>2519569
Iss hafte kei Jung nei mujeh insomnia day dee hai (aur fucking fighter jets or blasts sonee hai nehi deytay) salo nei sirf masley diyey hum ko

No. 2519574

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>>2519559
mai sahi mai chutiya hu, abhi to apne burgerinas to apne 9-5 mai hongi

No. 2519577

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>>2519559
it's 4pm on a saturday?

No. 2519579

>>2519574
It’s Saturday girl…

No. 2519580

>>2519577
>still in Saturday
>while us based desis living in the future
Not even once. Go to sleep nonnie

No. 2519582

>>2519572
pehli baat, ye Elsie bohot funni hai, dusri baat, bohot dukh hai nonni, mai umid karti hu ki ye sab khatam hue aur sab apne hosh mai aye aur har lund wale ghade ko government se nikal aur asli insaano ko dale, aur phir koi aisa male strip club khole jisme batsurat aur mote stripper na ho aur male homo na allow hoi.

No. 2519585

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No. 2519586

I have a strange question for the burgers among us how does our romanized language feel to you? Like when you see konichiwa you pronounce it, how is it with our languages?

No. 2519587

>>2519577
What are you up to fellow burger? I’m drinking some coffee

No. 2519591

>>2519586
Well i can read it just fine bc im desi but i’d imagine they’d fumble with the “d” and “th” and other letters bc they don’t sound the way they do in english.

No. 2519592

File: 1746911569176.gif (14.67 MB, 500x527, VID_20250316_131256_525-ezgif.…)

>>2519579
college exam/jury ke chakar mai har din college jaati hu kaam karne, har din ek jaisa hone laga hai, mai bhul jati hu, mai to thodi si silly hu hehe

No. 2519594

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>>2519586
if were to try to repeat it mentally it reminds me of indonesian.

>>2519587
What type of coffee nonna, I'm drinking a homemade iced caramel macchiato while playing hundred line

No. 2519596

>>2519592
are, iss gif ko dekh ke mujhe yaad aya mujhe growth formula wale duddu pina hai, mai abhi ai

No. 2519598

>>2519592
Tumharei leyay tou jung phele sei hi hai kek

No. 2519599

>>2519596
NONA NEHI! NEHI PIYO WO DUDU USS MEI CHEMICALS HAI SIRF SUPLEMENTS LOOOOUUU NEIHIIII

No. 2519600

>>2519586
not a burg but i do try to pronounce it and like >>2519594 anon said it sounds similar to indonesian or maybe thai

No. 2519601

>>2519594
>>2519600
Tayrt that's so interesting! I mean we do have some loan words from east Asia so it could be that

No. 2519604

>>2519586
Romanized Hindi? I didn’t know Hindi had its own alphabet

No. 2519605

>>2519598
hamara exam mai chutiya katwane ke liye, ye goverment pakistan ke lund in charge ko chodne degi agar usse wo ceasefire maane aur wapas hamare chudne ka schedule chale

No. 2519607

>>2519604
nonnie…you're very silly

No. 2519617

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>>2519604
>I didnt know hindi had its own alphabet
….The pinnacle of American education they do nona every language does kek

No. 2519618

i love all my nonnies, call me nonnichoda

No. 2519620

>>2519605
Chal chai di hakkar e Dalit e chai drakkar

No. 2519622

>>2519617
what if nonniji is europeeing?

No. 2519623

>>2519617
Not every language has its own alphabet kek plenty of languages use the Latin alphabet exclusively

No. 2519629

mujhe jada hi maza aa raha hai abhi, mere saare assignments barbaad ho rahe hai, mai abhi nikli

No. 2519633

>>2519625
Tayrt (the desi one) I did that so our fellow western nonas could atleast grasp of what we were talking about (it was about the current war)

No. 2519634

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>>2519586
I’m not familiar with any desi language so I just gloss over them and don’t even attempt to read it. I’m assuming there are a lot of tonal shifts just because the words written here seem to have like two syllables at most? It’s pretty disorienting reading something that starts in English for three words and descends into something I couldn’t hope to decipher. Even more so when there are sprinkled English words/phrases throughout like
>>2519582
>>2519572

>fucking fighter jets or blasts

Just a question but why use this phrase? When I have heard people speak they also use English words or phrases like this but it’s not really comparable to loan words in Japanese or Spanish which have their own pronunciations unique to the language. It’s like you just randomly switch to English with English pronunciation in the middle of a sentence.
>>2519594
Oh that sounds divine. I’m just having a regular cup of coffee, Cafe Bustelo specifically since it’s espresso style and I love a strong coffee flavor. It’s raining a bit here and I want to make something for breakfast tomorrow but I haven’t really found the willpower to decide what to make.
Repost because I messed up formatting

No. 2519635

>>2519625
>Just a question but why use the phrase “fucking fighter jets or blasts”?
ntayrt or the anon you've quoted, but vibes ig, if it's where the flow of the sentence is going then let it go there, also, maybe bc the alliteration in fucking and fighter?

No. 2519639

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>>2519633
i don't want to beli in that nonni, mat bolo

No. 2519644

>>2519623
Ohhhhh you were referring into that way, hindi does have a separate alphabet since they use sanskrit rather than the Persian Arabic one urdu uses (and both languages sound alike) it's kind of complicated but i was just curious of how our latinized desi language looked to native English speakers (I'm fluent enough in English so I dont face the trouble of pronunciation anymore)

No. 2519646

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>>2519634
i'm >>2519582 nonna, in my defense, what hindi word can i use for a male stripper kekk

No. 2519648

>>2519646
Hijra? kek

No. 2519649

Dumbass Shit #170: the kind of desi one

No. 2519655

>>2519648
ew, first of all, usually used for homos, second of all, means a tranny, i'd rather say raand or bazaroo or whatever

No. 2519659

>>2519646
>what Hindi word can I use for male stripper
I guess I am just surprised by the amount of loan words overall? And that from when I have heard people talk it isn’t adapted in the same way that… idk tsunami is adapted to English pronunciation when used. Just as another example is there not an equivalent to the word government?

No. 2519660

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>>2519639
THE WAR IS OVER IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN TOTES THIS IS DEFINITELY THE LAST TIME WE SEE THIS TYPE OF RETARDATION ITS SMOOTH SAILING FROM HERE yess sireee (invest in bomb shelters and bunkers and learn how to use a gun)

No. 2519661

>>2519659
We were colonized by the British nona we are allowed to steal some of their words

No. 2519667

>>2519659
there is, "sarkaar", but pure pure Hindi sounds a tad archaic sometimes, and i type faster than my brain thinks so i type whatever comes to mine

No. 2519675

File: 1746913251500.gif (2.41 MB, 640x640, cat-blinking.gif)

>>2519660
kaise nonniji, mujhe bhi sikhao, kaise karu, papa mummie ko kaise manau

No. 2519676

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>>2519661
Kek I’m not complaining, it’s just something that seems unique to you guys and I haven’t really come across in any other language, regardless of the history. I’ve always wondered if there was a specific reason for using certain words over others and why the proliferation.
>>2519667
Thanks nonny, that makes sense. I appreciate you holding my dumbass hand through this.

No. 2519680

>>2519667
We say hukumat here but arent most languages around the world becoming a bilingual mess anyways? India and Pakistan has had western influences and most tourists are from the west (and English is the second national language to both unofficially) so it's a no brainer it will assimilate into the language

No. 2519684

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>>2519676
i hold your dumbass hand as a fellow dumbass, let's unlearn smartassery ~togther~

No. 2519689

>>2519675
Easy if you're Indian say "it's to protect ourselves from Pakistanis" if your Pakistani says its because of Indians (even if you dont care for this bullshit ex spat) best to be safe both countries shelled civilian populace with no regard so it's best to wary and every desi woman should learn how to use a gun considering how many rapeapes are in our culture.

No. 2519690

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>It's dark
>Go to kitchen
>Hand on fride door
>Thought pops up
>"haha what if…nah"
>Open door
>Blessed with sight
>Look down
>Cursed with sight
>Roach just 1 cm away from foot
>Skitters away in a hole

I almost stepped on a roach and I must scream.

No. 2519691

koi aisa purana meme hai India ki jo apko yaad ata hai? mujhe "ek bhi seat nahi mili, ap denge?" Modi wala yaad ata hai, aisi cheez pe gana bhi kyu banaya.

No. 2519694

>>2519689
mujhe bohot mann hai gun lene ka, sahi mai, har din aur har raat sapne dekhti hu Gun Slinging Savita hone ke kek

No. 2519696

>>2519690
nonni get house slippers

No. 2519700

>>2519691
This one kek

No. 2519704

>>2519696
I have them but stepping on one even with slippers is hell

>>2519700
live feed from atlantis

No. 2519707

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>>2519700
this made me kek too hard kekkkkkkkkkkk

No. 2519737

Today I dreamed that I missed my dog that died 5 years ago from old age so I dug her up to hug her. Weird thing is that this was completely normal in the dream. When I woke up I was scared

No. 2519750

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>>2519690
Are you removing food and trash from your kitchen regularly and not just tidying but disinfecting surfaces (like floors/counters) as well anon? And cleaning under your fridge/cleaning it out? Either way, it's probably time to move somewhere else and start a new life

No. 2519760

>>2519750
That's a whole vent thread topic. Short answer is I'm trying but the people I live with either work all week or are lazy slobs and I got other things to do than restarting my cleaning obsession. I'm def moving tf out.

No. 2519790

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Forgot I was trying to download a Hololive artbook last night and got flashbanged with anime ass on my camera roll.. it feels tainted now

No. 2519811

>>2519690
Having dealt with a roach infested building for years just because it’s rent controlled, I understand. I would never enter the kitchen without turning on the lights first.

No. 2519870

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I do not at all understand people who enjoy liquors that you sip (whiskey, wine, bourbon, etc). Alcohol is just so fucking gross. I understand shots cause you get it down quickly, but you really want to punish yourself by taking small little sips over the course of like 20 minutes?

No. 2519887

>>2519870
I just like something I can have in my hands and sip on slowly while I'm being sad.

No. 2519938

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Someone please please please tell me where this chase horror music is from. It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't figure it out! It's really killing me I would be incredibly grateful

No. 2519939

>>2519938
scooby doo?

No. 2519940

>>2519939
Pretty sure it's from a video game, I thought it might be an RPG maker game but I checked the ones I know and it's not in them.

No. 2519943

>>2519938
It's super familiar but I can't place it, maybe ask in the thread made for "Where is this from?" Or whatever it's called kek

No. 2519968

>>2519938
Reminds me of clock tower for the SNES, but I'm not sure

No. 2519973

>>2519938
>>2519968
sounds like something from clock tower or ao oni to me

No. 2519974

Hate when my words get misconstrucred on an ib and now everyone has created a narrative against me that is completely unacurate but everyone else just refuses to let go of it

No. 2519988

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I wish my country's Hetalia bishie was cute but those brows just enrage me

No. 2519992

I don't know why, but I feel like my english abilities are completely shit today. Maybe it's just the drowsiness because it's 2:30 AM, but it annoys me.

No. 2519995

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>>2519988
Aw I really like Arthur. He’s really endearing and cute to me as a character, I think the eyebrows make him particularly charming.

No. 2520007

>>2519988
The brows are the best part…

No. 2520015

>>2519974
Ugh I hate being misunderstood during spirited debates here too nonna. I always end up looking like an idiot or an asshole just because the other person isn’t getting me

No. 2520074

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it's only a moid that would take the time to derail a video about male murderer that lived in the walls of a girl's house to talk about how the serial killer had the "potential to be attractive", who gives a fuck if he could be attractive? he lied about his appearance to get a date, he lied to a girl thats the point, move on, faggot

No. 2520078

>>2520074
Let me guess, it's that fat doughy fuck Wendigoon's video isn't it.

No. 2520079

>>2520078
ding ding ding

No. 2520082

We should make sex bots easily accessible to degenerate men however once they’re in the home and the men use them the robots trap their body parts and kill them.

No. 2520083

>>2519586
It's all simlish to me

No. 2520088

>>2519887
But why not a nice glass of tea, or perhaps juice? Hot cocoa always makes ne feel better.

No. 2520100

>>2520083
tayrt KEKKKKK let's get ratata in here then.

No. 2520113

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No. 2520127

>>2520100
I like how there's a simlish translation for the word retarded kek sims 4 could never

No. 2520129

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How does this image make you nonnas feel?

No. 2520133

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I smoked weed last night and it didn't make me hungry at all. I'm still so mad. The last time I had the munchies was the best time of my life, I was fucking up those savoury bakery pastries like my life depended on it. It's pretty much the only time I have a healthy appetite. Fuck.

No. 2520141

My friends tried to convince me to go on holiday this summer but the more I look into it the more I don't want to spend the money on it.

No. 2520244

whoever decided to become a criminal for their career… sorry guys AI is coming for that too… soon you won’t be able to shoplift a candy bar

No. 2520252

>>2520129
it's kind of cozy, like at night when it's quiet. Maybe you take a walk and it's not too cold or to warm and at home you can watch something nice and go to bed soon.

No. 2520279

when amazon customer service agent Yashmath joins the chat you just know all of your issues will be solved with care

No. 2520311

>>2520082
Based. This would solve so many issues in society, actually.

No. 2520356

>>2520279
So true, cause when they're named shit like Matthew they start acting like you're lying kek

No. 2520658

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dumbassshit nonnas… why do people in the grocery store look at me funny? i look and act normal, im polite, mind my business, i DONT have autism so idk whats causing it

No. 2520692

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This bitch is so fucking annoying, she actually made me like and pick Gary to be the one I escape the gallery with. She's like that mentally ill bippie friend who thinks you're cheating on her entire existence because you have friends and a life outside of hanging out with her, and for what? Because she's bored with the other paintings and artworks in her artist's gallery? Bored of her OWN FAMILY? Crazy ass bitch, eat my lighter and stay in your place.

No. 2520710

>>2520658
you don't need autism to seem retarded and socially stunted

No. 2520727

feeling extra dumbass today i'm trying to digitally edit an ai-fied oc donut steel because one half of the face is slightly greyer than the other as if it were split in two but no matter what i change it's still the same. tried making the half more saturated but then it just looks like she got slightly burnt, tried smoothening it, etc. the only thing that could make it actually the exact same color as the other half is by digitally brushing/painting over it but then it'll look too bizarre and unnatural since the rest of the face isn't styled/colored that way

No. 2520733

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I wish there were sheets like these but for drawing, for us that want to learn to draw but don't have enough imagination to draw with a particular goal in mind when practicing. Something like this to learn how to draw hands, facial proportions, or just the fundamentals, and just doing it a hundred times to learn to figure some of the basics out.

No. 2520745

>>2520733
Use a reference…?

No. 2520750

>>2520733
Trace real life images nonnie, ideally have a tutorial nearby that helps you break down the subject into chunks

No. 2520761

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>>2520733
Literally just google x tutorial and you'll get that. There are probably workbooks for sale too. If you want to actually get good you'd have to eventually stop symbol drawing and study from life though.

No. 2520785

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>>2520733
This book is sort of like that

No. 2520807

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>>2520733
You know you can just use tracing paper or a low opacity layer of the art if drawing digitally. I used to print Bargue sheets out at work and used those for practice

No. 2520925

>>2520129
Hypnotised and very peaceful. I imagine it's sort of cold out and the air is humid, it smells like green and there are loud crickets. Now i feel sad, I wanna peek and see what's going on in there.

No. 2520927

>>2520129
A quiet, unscary anticipation, like I'm creeping up to the window to see what's going on inside. I imagine it's cold but not freezing.

No. 2520945

>>2520733
A very /ic/ opinion but, proko has some somewhat comprehensive turorials. Kinda technical tho.
This is a playlist on anatomy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDgyQjNFVQk&list=PLtG4P3lq8RHFBeVaruf2JjyQmZJH4__Zv

Personally helped me in my anatomy practical exams. If there's something you're having dificulty with, proko prob made a vidoe on it.

Sinix is pretty quick and digestible. Anatomy playlist here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVbqoy_JEV0&list=PLflflDShjUKH4EfZyf0vuKEuqeqvlV0Qd

No. 2520953

>>2520129
reminds me of leaving a house party early when other people are still there. so you feel this loneliness as you leave behind the commotion of people having fun.

No. 2520994

I need to start wearing sunglasses, incase I ever come across a really tall tiktok model recording me glancing over at them

No. 2521003

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>>2520994
here, you dropped this

No. 2521074

Anyone else stumble across channels on YouTube that are weirdly high-budget for something that gets so little views?

No. 2521096

>>2520252
>>2520925
>>2520927
>>2520953
Mhmm, interesting… scribbles something on clipboard Thank you Nonnies for your input.

No. 2521131

I was looking at stuff about how people are able to spot American tourists. Apparently we're loud, smile a lot, really like cheese and wear a lot of college gear. Huh.

No. 2521136

>>2521074
All the time, YouTube seems to be pushing small and obscure channels a lot now. Maybe equipment, software and editing skills have just become too easy to access now?

No. 2521152

Having the worst fucking day and in such a bad mood, I literally just ordered food the day before yesterday and ate out the day before but fuck it, I'm getting a sushi roll and garlic bread. And I'm going to start rewatching one of my old favorite shows, either Buffy or The Walking Dead or Bones. Maybe Criminal Minds even though it sucks now.

No. 2521185

>>2521074
>>2521136
I thought a lot of them were just AI slop and promotions. I see this phenomenon but every time I've clicked on a video with 2 views it's by a bot using ChatGPT or something.

No. 2521240

>>2520658
you stink

No. 2521269

I hate when some of my burger online friends speak in imperial system. Yes, your responsibility to convert it for me. Once their boomers die they need to convert to metric like the rest of the world

No. 2521593

When I was in middle school our biology teacher would divide all of the students in our class into "warmbloods" and "coldbloods" as in horses. The warmbloods were the attractive, popular people.

No. 2521658

>>2521593
Let me guess where your bitch ass ended up(infighting)

No. 2521675

>>2521658
So rude

No. 2521717

>>2521675
Sorry anon I'm in a bad mood

No. 2521721

>>2521717
I hope things improve for you nonna

No. 2521773

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I’m leaving my house today please wish me luck nonnies

No. 2521812

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I wanna get drunk, but I think it would interfere with the stuff I'm taking

No. 2521815

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>>2521773
Best of luck on your adventure nonnie!

No. 2521872

Sometimes when I have or is on the verge of an anxiety attack, I go up and take something to eat. I'm not comfortable with going out for a walk at night, and splashing my face with cold water never does it for me, so I try to eat a meal bar or a sandwich in case the root of the anxiety was that I simply didn't get enough nutrients that day. But it does make me feel like a bit of a fatass.

No. 2521943

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> Haven't drawn since high school, kinda want to start again
> Look in old high school sketchbooks
> Oh, cute, but that style looks familiar
> Keep looking through it
> Fuck
> It dawns on me
> When I drew, I drew like fucking Fanny LARPing as Laika

No. 2521997

Who else in here was antisocial as fuck in high school, not like avoiding people and isolating but I mean lashing out and being a social sociopath kek. I was so mean to people it's unreal. I ran into some girl from school the other day and she looked at me like I was kind of crazy for saying something to her, flash forward to now when I remembered I laughed at her for crying over not getting a part in one of the plays our theater department. This was after I brushed her off when she tried to make friends with me. I don't know why I was such a crazy demon but I definitely was not popular at all. I wish I could do it all over and not be so weird and nasty kek but granted there was insane stress going on at home.

No. 2522069

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Faggots with fillers scare me

No. 2522072

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Were the 2000s-2010s just…colder? Physically/temperaturewise? I feel like I was cold all of the time back then and now I’m constantly bitching about the heat
and no it’s not menopause

No. 2522074

>>2521943
I was with you until the end
>When I drew, I drew like fucking Fanny LARPing as Laika
What does this mean! it’s been bothering me for a few minutes

No. 2522084

>>2522074
Nta she means Fanny from /snow/, she LARPed as an asian american woman who was fucking her dad and made comics about it. She's a white frenchtard whose father died when she was a child and had no father fucking relations to him.

No. 2522118

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I still think about this on a regular basis

No. 2522132

>>2522072
opposite for me i feel cold all the time now

No. 2522134

>>2522132
I feel about the same which is a perpetual state of freezing

No. 2522136

>>2522118
Kekkkk I'd love.to see the comments on this one

No. 2522143


No. 2522158

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Every person i meet in online games is in their early 20 it makes me feel so old… i dont think ive ever encountered someone the same age or older

No. 2522159

I feel like my standard for whether a show has a female fanbase is if somebody busts out the tarot card set fanart.
Also my sense on how hyped a fanbase is over content is based on how out of the box the fan made merchandise can get. If people are making husbando wallets and yaoi clocks, that's soul right there.

No. 2522281

>>2521773
what was your adventure nonnie?

No. 2522290

i think i sat wrong on a stool or smtg bc my left asscheek hurts, ow

No. 2522292

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I actually recently read a rpf that had such a sensual build up, I wish I could share it now that we have the actual rpf thread but
>it's real dude/femreader
>I don't wanna show my powerlevel

mild suffering by enjoying things without sharing

No. 2522306

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its almost 4pm. my duties for the day are almost over and so i will spend the next 9-ish hours reading japanese VNs to go from dekinai to dekiru

No. 2522311

When I was like 17 I worked at a discount store that sold a bit of everything and had a lot of random inventory that didn't sell. Some of it was ANCIENT and no one cared. So I started making a sport out of finding expired products, at some point I even found off brand baby formula that had expired several years prior. At the time I was doing a good thing but in hindsight I'm pretty sure my manager didn't like I kept pulling things off the shelf to throw out but since it technically couldn't be sold anymore she couldn't tell me not to. That store went out of business a short while after I stopped working there.

No. 2522318

>>2522306
Ganbatte

No. 2522568

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No. 2522574

>>2522568
dale leche

No. 2522582

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I think for my birthday I'll try getting a cake with my husbando printed on it.

No. 2522585

>>2522582
Adorable

No. 2522590

I'm 13 episodes away from finishing a show I really like. Can't wait to look up fan art and hashtags of it on Tumblr and Deviantart and consume both the worst and best content ever. I hope I find fan art of my retarded ships and the characters I find the hottest.

No. 2522631

>>2522582
Based.

No. 2522654

I’m eating so much chocolate to the point where my sweat smells like it

No. 2522665

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No. 2522674

>>2522306
Any good recs nona?

No. 2522915

File: 1747182385255.png (3.23 MB, 1561x882, fYPCLsbh.png)

this was meant as pro-capitalist propaganda, but it literally gives the opposite message

No. 2522944

>>2522665
Me and my husbando (we're both)

No. 2522951

I think one of the most embarrassing things you could do when trying to dox someone is get it wrong. I've had troons and discord moids try to dox me a few times and somehow didn't even get the continent right. Like, my IP was right out in the open and I live oceans away from burgerland but somehow I had one claim I lived in Maryland US.

No. 2522961

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i could never sleep in a bed with someone else because i need all that space to roll around in while i'm snoozing!

No. 2522963

I tried waxing and now the area feels uncannily smooth and I don't like it.

No. 2523027

I wish I was made of stone muscle that anyone who punched me would break their fist and weighed 200lbs or something

No. 2523268

File: 1747217399487.gif (5.46 MB, 256x320, breakdancepart2!.gif)

watching the Harry Potter movie series for the first time ever, enjoying it a lot for the worldbuilding and the school itself, especially when i so desperately wanted to go to a boarding school for some reason when i was a kid, but some things annoy me, like Harry's oh so specialness, but then again if he wasn't special we wouldn't be following him as a protagonist, but its annoying at times, also i just can't get behind the existence of Slytherin, why does a troublemaker house exist? imagine being sorted into Slytherin and immediately being thought of as trouble by professors just for the house you did not choose to be in.

No. 2523275

>>2523268
the worldbuilding makes sense if you read the books. the films are built on the assumption most watchers have read the series

No. 2523301

Apparently its BPD Awareness month. Shout out to all the bpdettes on lolcor dot farm.

No. 2523330

>>2523268
Slytherins arent all bad people, they’re mostly ambitious. What you make of that if a different thing.

No. 2523342

>>2523268
professor slughhorn (you'll meet him in the sixth film) was a slytherin and isn't considered an outright troublemaker or malicious, just ambitious, opportunistic, and slightly retarded (this particular trait has unfortunate consequences, as you'll later see in a flashback)

No. 2523386

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There’s something evil about sperm whales. I know orcas and dolphins can be assholes, but I don’t think they have the same type of evil eldritch energy sperm whales do. Sperm whales seem like sociopaths and evil deep sea serial killers while orcas and dolphins on the other hand, at most, have schoolyard bully or crime gang energy. Sperm whales seem like they would wear someone’s skin if they could.

No. 2523391

>>2523386
Sperm whales sing and dance and I think they're angels

No. 2523402

>>2523386
dolphins are rapists so they're worse

No. 2523406

>>2523386
Do you know anything at all about those animals anon?

No. 2523416

>>2523406
AYRT. Yes I do! I know my feelings are completely irrational, but I’m just super scared and creeped out by them, even though I know they are mostly harmless to humans unless you happen to accidentally be nearby when they are vocalizing loudly. I also know dolphins are more dangerous to humans than sperm whales and orcas in the wild.

No. 2523419

>>2523416
I always thought they looked bizarre too, but not evil. Remember that they dive real deep to do epic battles with giant squids, and win. So if anyone is protecting us from eldritch crestures like the kraken/chtulu, it is them.

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>>2523330
oh okay, maybe i just think the house sorting system is a tad retarded, bc can't a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw be ambitious? and if Slytherins are known for being ambitious and Gryffindor are known for being brave, is that not that same? what if someone is as cunning as they are brave? but i'll go with what the nonnies say and keep watching, i saw this name pop up with the last name as Gryffindor, so i'm assuming each of the houses is named after a person with certain overarching trait. the movies are really fun tho, making me feel terrible for how unexciting and unfulfilling my life is, the popularity is sooo warranted.

No. 2523437

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I started chatting with an american moid and less than a week after knowing me he sent me money for an emergency i had. He's studying to be a pharmacist and isnt too shabby either, definetly below average in the USA but mogs any thirdie moid from my shithole and is tall too. Should i keep grifting nonnies? do pharmacists in the usa make good money.

No. 2523446

>>2523437
rob him of all he's got nonnie

No. 2523449

just saw some degen kuromi hentai, life is not worth livinnnnnnnnnnn

No. 2523450

>>2523449
i swear men will want to stick their dick in even the most innocent of creatures….

No. 2523459

File: 1747237413037.jpg (19.97 KB, 736x906, evil.jpg)

boku wa naze

No. 2523462

>>2523437
Yeah keep at it. Pharmacists are often overworked and can have pretty stressful jobs, but they make decent money and have a stable source of income.

No. 2523463

>>2523437
He actually sounds kinda sweet if he's willing to help you out like that.

No. 2523471

>>2523463
He's super sweet. He also hates oreimo because of the incest shit, which made me laugh because most moids who despise it do it because kirino is a bitch and not because of thei gross incest.
>>2523462
Dang that sounds nice. Gonna keep at it then, i lose nothing and it wouldnt hurt me to have a fun fling on the side.

No. 2523474

File: 1747238510056.jpg (174.29 KB, 1000x1000, 1747236425954223.jpg)

where does this stereotype even come from?

No. 2523476

>>2523474
It comes from a study, which ironically enough said that bisexual women face higher rates of DV.

No. 2523479

File: 1747238986437.png (261.7 KB, 1318x618, animu.png)

Woooo free shippinggg

No. 2523487

>>2523476
>>2523474
According to the study, bi and lesbian women had experienced more DV than straight women…when in relationships with men. Scrotes decided that this means that lesbians are more violent than moids

No. 2523494

>>2523474
I had some stats saved in 2020 on my Google notes app since it's relevant to the picrel but I'm unsure if it's referencing these stats.

The stats I think the pic is referencing are from a particular "study"(?) where bi women in same sex relationships and female same-sex couples said they had been abused and harassed [by men] but dishonest journalists reported that these women in same sex relationships had been abused and harassed by other women and shilled that lesbian relationships were abusive, and misogynistic men ran with it because they'd rather blame women than look in the mirror and work on themselves (abusers hate taking responsibility). Funny how moids would rather make le funny comics about women being abused than raising awareness and helping women, ironically reinforcing themselves as the abusive sex. We live in a society.

Anyway here are some actual stats on domestic abuse I had saved on my notes app, unsure if they're the same stats the dishonest journalists were referencing:

"30.4 percent of same-sex cohabiting women reported being victimized by a male partner, whereas 11.4 percent reported being victimized by a female partner."

"Data from previous studies investigating the prevalence rates of lesbian domestic abuse have varied greatly. For example, reported levels of physical and emotional abuse have ranged from 18% to 60% and 81% to 95% respectively (Loulan, 1987; Bologna et al, 1987; & Kelly & Warshafsky, 1987). Tuel and Russell (1998) sampled 23 lesbians and 17 female heterosexual survivors of violence in relationships using a self-report questionnaire containing the Rosenberg Self Esteem Scale (Rosenberg, 1965), the Beck Depression Inventory (Beck, 1967) and the Index of Spouse Abuse Revised (Hudson & McIntosh, 1981). Heterosexual participants reported higher levels of both physical and non-physical (e.g. emotional) abuse, however no differences were found in reported levels of depression and self esteem between groups. There are, however, a number of possible explanations for the greater levels of abuse reported among the heterosexual sample. For example, male heterosexual abusers may victimise their partners more than lesbians. However Tuel and Russell noted that heterosexual participants reported that their relationships lasted significantly longer than lesbian relationships suggesting an escalation in abuse and violence with time (e.g. Renzetti, 1992)."

No. 2523495

testing testing

No. 2523496

>>2523495
you and i might be the best thing

No. 2523510

File: 1747241755395.png (54.15 KB, 217x244, ..........png)

another one for the cancer stacies

No. 2523512

>>2523496
But I still want ya want ya

No. 2523517

fresh out da shower, laced with baby powda

No. 2523524

>>2523510
i wonder if that artist is a nonnie

No. 2523544

some people are so retarded..

No. 2523553

>>2523479
Based UruC enjoyer.

No. 2523582

I have over plucked and fucked up one eyebrow. I'm officially tapping out of potentially falling in love until I have rectified it.

No. 2523587

>>2523582
this is what you get for trying not to be a bushy browed stacy

No. 2523595

>>2511499
whats the name of the channel anon

No. 2523603

>>2511499
Please nona, share her channel. The last time I thought I finally found a female YouTuber who talks about VNs it ended up being that one popular troon channel.

No. 2523632

>>2523603
nta but Bess is a popular female VN youtuber, though she mainly concentrates on Higurashi. She's not a troon though and probably not who that anon is talking about

No. 2523685

>>2523582
i swear you can tell how crazy a woman is by how thin her eyebrows are

No. 2523689

Why is it that I'm extremely insecure about my under eye circles but I think it looks hot on men?

No. 2523691

File: 1747253386238.jpg (328.01 KB, 800x800, 1000018927.jpg)

>>2523685
One time I saw a woman with eyebrows like picrel and I was so taken aback. Not in a horrible way, I just only see eyebrows like this on goth women in their whole getup.

No. 2523852

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>>2523691
Welcome back, Ogata

No. 2523865

>>2523386
>t. ahab

No. 2523879

Today I randomly confessed to my girlfriend that I don't change my underwear everyday I was afraid of what she might say but she said she also doesn't so we bonded over our hygiene practices. I got her yogurt because it helps her recover from yeast infections but I wonder if the underwear situation doesn't help with her yeast infections, I don't wanna bring that up to her though, I don't want her to feel bad.

No. 2523880

My house is disgusting and I forgot they're doing the fire alarm inspection for my apartment unit today and my house is really gross and I literally am wearing a hospital braclet and I answered the door and I look horrible because I've been crying and the guy was like "hey can I come in" and I was like "can you do it tomorrow" and he was like "no sorry" and I was like "my house is really messy I've been really depressed lately" and he was like "it's ok I don't judge" and he checked the fire alarm and left and was like "I really hope you feel better" and I said "thanks
. Sorry" and he said "it's ok don't worry" and left. I am embarrassed, I was going to clean but I thought it was tomorrow.

No. 2523883

>>2523880
I have a fork and garbage bags on the floor and a literal garbage bag in my sink… I feel so so embarrassed.

No. 2523886

>>2523880
That was sweet of him, dont worry anon everyone takes it at their own pace but do start cleaning! Dont let yourself be wasted away in a unclean environment. I wish you all the best

No. 2523887

>>2523880
>>2523883
Aw nonnie, I hope you feel better soon. He has likely seen stuff that's way worse than that if he has to visit people's homes a lot. What you described doesn't sound that bad either, if it were me I would just assume you were going through a busy/stressful period rather than you being like that normally.

No. 2523902

>>2523879
Yes the underwear situation is probably contributing to her infections. Make sure they’re 100% cotton and breathable or just go commando a lot if possible. Sorry to lecture after your cute bonding moment though.

No. 2523915

>>2523902
Ntayrt but do you have brands you would recommend for 100% cotton? I keep meaning to make the switch but where I use to get my underwear doesn’t have a great selection in cotton and I’m not sure where else to look.

No. 2523920

>>2523915
I honestly don’t wear underwear unless I’m in a dress or a skirt (rare) but maybe try Aerie or Gap? Somewhere that sells simple staples. They have super expensive ones online but I doubt they’re worth it.

No. 2523930

In "Now That We're Men" from the first SpongeBob movie, there's a part where the huge monster fish sing "now that they're men / we can't bother them" yeaaaaaah this is what TIFs believe. This world is absolutely full of 30-year-old aidens who think this song is lichrally them.

No. 2523935

Idk why but in furious I share a birthday with bella Ramsey. Then I looked up her lore that she got diagnosed with autism during filming of season 1 of the last of us. I can just imagine the director completely losing it and asking wtf is wrong with the lead actor and then they're like she has autism. No offence, but shouldn't actors be like not retarded regarding portraying emotions and social interactions

No. 2523938

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i do not care what everyone tells me i do not believe there are that few calories in an entire chick-fil-a cool wrap. its not possible. ive been at the game too long, i have instincts for these kind of things now. stop lyin

No. 2523948

I like my bed because I like to be cozy and I like to sleep

No. 2523950

>>2523938
there are 660 calories in the base wrap and an additional 310 if you add the dressing

No. 2523980

>>2523935
100% agree. If an ND actor like Bella is portraying a NT character, they shouldn't be struggling to imitate NT mannerisms, considering they've had close to 20 years of experience in the industry.

No. 2523981

>>2523950
its 660 WITH the dressing according to their website and all other sources. and i will NOT believe it until a scientist sits down and explains it to me

No. 2524076

File: 1747279695899.png (291.64 KB, 500x371, 1000000990.png)

Losing my mind at the retarded newfags on /meta/ right now

No. 2524079

>>2524076
Kek is this that episode where Dee dates a retard but it turns out he's really just a rapper?

No. 2524082

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Bumping porn spam off the front page

No. 2524083

>>2524076
Nonas creating elborate fanfics for the newfags is hilarous I need more basket weaving forum lore

No. 2524086

File: 1747280361101.gif (1.06 MB, 400x294, 1000000991.gif)

>>2524079
The one and only

No. 2524091

>>2524083
>Lots of admins have tried to change the spoiler image, but it's locked beneath 5 layers of advanced coding and it's password protected by an encryption key that only the original admin knows
I'm in tears

No. 2524095

>>2524091
the spoiler image is behind 9 proxies; you can't get to it.

No. 2524099

what gets me through doing therapy is telling myself that we’re doing a really important podcast or we’re on a talkshow and the only topic is my shitty life

No. 2524117

File: 1747282011747.png (1.05 MB, 1080x1200, 1_Huh_cat_Front.png)

I think my professor uses lolcow
I wonder if shes here now

No. 2524119

>>2524117
It's possible. My boss uses lolcow. She only browses shitty threads though. I can tell by the things she talks to me about at work

No. 2524221

that ukraine song on eurovision (the "i'm begging YOU (BAGGING YOU) BEGGING YOU PLEEEEASSSE" one) reminds me of this song for some reason

No. 2524224

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No. 2524253

I think social media is messing up my perception of natural bodies. I was looking at my ass in the mirror, and for a second I thought it looked like I had a BBL (in a bad way).

No. 2524306

If I bend back my legs look giant and if I bend forwards they look anachan tier. I am a shapeshifter.

No. 2524307

File: 1747304803288.jpg (136.41 KB, 720x677, 1000003775.jpg)

I have a test tomorrow I am fucked.

No. 2524321

>>2524307
Good luck!!finals are stressful

No. 2524331

how greedy is it to order Ubereats at 4.30am

No. 2524334

>>2524331
big and greedy, super fucking jumbo xxxxxxl

No. 2524335

>>2524334
ik my back is big but what if I ordered…

No. 2524341

File: 1747309384214.jpg (21.97 KB, 478x320, 758924452.jpg)

>>2523459
kaze no you ni

No. 2524350

>>2523427
again this makes more sense in the books. the house system isn't all that based on personality, it takes individual choices into account and a lot of wizarding families push their kids into a specific house by tradition. slytherin isn't the troublemaker house because eveyone in it has shitty personality traits, it's the house traditionalist wizard families urge their kids to choose. house sorting in the books is less a personality test than a social signifier.

No. 2524351

File: 1747310445115.gif (1.59 MB, 245x245, tumblr_n63riiWohi1qglx18o1_250…)

>>2524076
I would give so much money for Dee to be real and post here

No. 2524358

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our group within a group for a project did something real bitchy, we started the final work without the other two and now that we're almost done, they message asking to do an online meeting to discuss the work, the fallout is going to be hilarious but the professor will probably punish us kekkkkk

No. 2524359

File: 1747311132429.gif (291.67 KB, 525x525, R.gif)

>>2524341
kumo no you ni? Ano sora e to ukabu hane ga nai naze

No. 2524367

I love offal! Kidneys, liver and mmm sweetbreads. Ladies, I can't stop!

No. 2524377

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No. 2524385

>>2524377
I don't mind cyclists as much but last week there was a gay motorcyclist event in my town. The place was inaudated with gay cunts on motorbikes everywhere. The amount of men in motorcycle helmets causing near misses and breaking their necks to see if all the women are staring at them was rage inducing. No, I'm not actually sexually attracted to the stig you obnoxious wanker and driving like a fruit isn't hot. A fucking load of the wankers with foreign plates wouldn't let people merge forcing everyone to get stuck in the one way system. I forced my way in and got surrounded by the pricks at a red light shaking their head at me. I flipped them off and they tried to box me in but I was filtering off left the the suburbs. People were celebrating this year as no one died wahoo, although one did kill a police officer but it's not attributed to this event even though they were treating the island as a giant rally track for a week. Fucking annoying.

No. 2524395

File: 1747314699224.png (166.55 KB, 432x466, 1663280518954.png)

>>2524091
i don't believe it but hilarious if true, sorry Elsie kekekekekekekeke

No. 2524418

File: 1747315936493.gif (138.22 KB, 220x154, uck.gif)

i will never own a SB Minho titty pad to ease my wrist pain

No. 2524424

>>2524418
idk if this helps but his tits are too large for your wrist to sit at a comfortable level.

No. 2524426

File: 1747316809095.gif (55.53 KB, 299x285, why.gif)

>>2524424
if i wasn't a retarded, i'd make my own

No. 2524428

File: 1747317007792.gif (14.26 MB, 640x468, bjork-paparazzi.gif)

>"gooner" gayme
>eroi fanart stuff for all the characters
>except for the most elegant gorgis ass begging to be fucked
HUH

No. 2524454

File: 1747318188816.jpg (111.58 KB, 500x413, 1659400526275.jpg)

I'm watching the UPS truck in my app and it's just going around in circles in my neighborhood, driving past my house. JUST DELIVER MY PACKAGES, PLEASE

No. 2524465

>>2524454
theyre mocking you anon

No. 2524481

>>2524454
start circling around the truck like a shark until they give you your package

No. 2524536

File: 1747326178708.jpg (52 KB, 736x755, 1000002719.jpg)

I made some mini hats for my gecko but I can't even put them on him long enough for pics cause he doesn't like it. Aw man… I'll save them for my next lizard then.

No. 2524660

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>>2522290
i thought it was a pimple but my god, it hurts so bad, it hurts to sit fuck! did i sit on a pin or smtg?

No. 2524663

>>2524660
Find a mirror and inspect

No. 2524664

File: 1747333893067.jpeg (228.17 KB, 1125x886, IMG_8792.jpeg)

Boymoms are so funny.

No. 2524666

My main goal is to blow up

No. 2524667


No. 2524669

>>2524664
Idgi, is she afraid of pedo moids?
>>2524428
That loks so cathartic. I wonder how long she had been dreaming of just pummeling a journo.
>>2524076
Spoonfeed pls?

No. 2524670

>>2524663
i did inspect, just a red bump barely visible where my booty greets my coochie

No. 2524671

File: 1747334310389.jpg (117.62 KB, 1080x1029, tumblr_a708237655f0362e6578fa1…)

>>2524666
And then act like I don't know nobody hahahaeheheheah

No. 2524673

>>2524664
I saw two grown boys in the women's bathroom in a train station this weekend and they were on the phone with their mom because she didn't want to spend one euro to go there with them so clearly they would have been fine alone in the men's bathroom. Boy moms are funny until you deal with their bullshit irl.

No. 2524678

>>2524307
you already passed don’t worry anon

No. 2524679

>>2524671
i was literally just thinking about this before i opened lolcow are you hearing my thoughts nonni

No. 2524681

File: 1747334894921.jpg (56.36 KB, 557x592, 1000023833.jpg)

>>2522665
What's the appeal of smelling and even licking someone's armpit? One of my dates in the past did this, and it just confused me when he did it. Does it have to do with this idea of people having natural scents? I don't get it. When I smell sweat, I just smell musk and musk always smells the same no matter who's being sweaty.

No. 2524683

My theory that I only become horny when I get a new husbando once every two years has been confirmed once again.

No. 2524687

>>2524681
nta i don’t lick my nigel’s armpits but i do like how it smells and how all his crevices like between his elbows and behind his knees smell, im pretty sure when you’re attracted to your partners scent it’s a sign that your guys pheromones are aligned

No. 2524691

File: 1747335418178.jpg (47.97 KB, 564x705, 063.jpg)

unironically my motivation these days

No. 2524865

I hate browsing on my phone because I always report replies I didn’t mean to. Forgive me nonas that I’ve reported on accident

No. 2524893

File: 1747347399739.webp (155.08 KB, 564x756, sentimental-circus-needs-more-…)

I wish sentimental circus was more popular, I love it so much

No. 2524896

>>2524893
I dont I'm gatekeeping that shit kek

No. 2524898

>>2524893
YES i have a bunch of notebooks and stickers from a decade ago but it just stopped being popular. i love shappo and kuro.

No. 2524899

>>2524896
but anon if it's popular it will get more merch and poorfags will just buy the minisou bootlegs.

No. 2524905

>>2524896
I just want a plushie that doesn't cost $80

No. 2524909

is lucinda in the fucking vent thread

No. 2524917


No. 2524928

File: 1747348768319.jpg (21.59 KB, 480x360, 1000000994.jpg)

>>2524909
>me in the vent thread after this post

No. 2524929

File: 1747348776093.jpg (56.29 KB, 735x637, 98efca4795138ee89b0f68a2431bb4…)

does she not look like light yagami here

No. 2524931

>>2524929
She does wtf…

No. 2524939

>>2524929
why is britney asianfishing

No. 2524941

File: 1747349378397.jpg (24.68 KB, 250x366, Light_from_Death_Note.jpg)

>>2524929
Had to look the character up and what the fuck, kek. She does.

No. 2524945

>>2524939
Maybe she's born with it

No. 2524948

>>2524941
you should watch it its gay

No. 2524950

>>2524948
Absolute cinema

No. 2524953

File: 1747350127010.jpg (288.22 KB, 1512x1451, petercook.jpg)

I wish I could receive feedback from the farmhands. I want to know what they could gather about my character from my extensive post history. They probably have a group chat in which they share and laugh at all of my pathetic cowish posts. Probabbly

No. 2524964

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>>2524953
this is who mods think they are

No. 2524966

File: 1747350962760.jpeg (471.84 KB, 2448x3264, 9stbp2dcocxz.jpeg)

>>2524964
I will stew and jelly the mods. Be warned

No. 2524969

>>2524966
What the fuck is this

No. 2524970

>>2524969
Slavic food

No. 2524986

>>2524969
Turkish delicacy

No. 2525003

File: 1747354144909.png (794.8 KB, 1179x2556, IMG_7148.png)

Pou
Pee
Poupee
Poupou
Peepee
Poupoupeepee

No. 2525006

File: 1747354540423.gif (631.74 KB, 332x188, bluey-floss-110871311.gif)

>Talk to the gen alpha, family friend's daughter
>Ask what she likes
>"I like blue furries"
>what
>"Yeah, blue wolf furries"
>She forces me to download roblox so she can dress up my avatar as a blue wolf detective furry in this game
>Ask her what her tv show is
>It's bluey
She also forced me to show blue wolf furry images on duckduckgo, she likes talking about which furry art is apparently 'sus' and which is approved by her. Every time I asked her to do something else, she threatened to hit me. She also asked me to buy her blue furry ears for her birthday, which I'm not sure I should do.

No. 2525009

>>2525006
Bluey is a psyop into turning autistic alphoids into furries and I think the Australian government should answer for their crimes

No. 2525013

File: 1747355081209.png (459.63 KB, 860x514, 1000000997.png)

>>2525003
I miss Poupee Girl…

No. 2525017

>>2525013
awwww poopy girls

No. 2525028

File: 1747356371246.gif (2.65 MB, 220x320, 1000002722.gif)

I am reading a Meghan Markle snark subreddit right now and it's insane. It's like some form of mass psychosis, I genuinely think a lot of the people who hate her are mentally ill. Is this how people see /snow/ threads?

No. 2525037

>>2525006
>>2525009
I fucking hate bluey. It’s the corniest shit alive and the animation is hideous.

No. 2525038

>>2524970
I'm Slavic and that looks English

No. 2525043

>>2524969
If i had to guess, some sort of fish with a jelly that's likely made out of broth? I bet it's Eastern European…

No. 2525048

>>2525028
Generally, yes

No. 2525063

File: 1747359106123.png (2.08 MB, 1264x950, Cancer season-noggin.png)

>>2525037
for the longest time I thought bluey was a reference to blues clues and that alphie babies were watching that…I was very wrong

No. 2525066

>>2524969
Those are JELLIED EELS

No. 2525078

Behold the Jellied Eel

No. 2525091

Was trying to report a post that broke a thread rule and wanted to start it by "doesn't", typed "does" in the report box and my hand slipped and tapped on the "report" button before I finished my sentence. Now the farmhand is gonna receive a report that just says "does".

No. 2525099

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can my laptop charge quicker i wanna play the facking sims

No. 2525164

I’m doing this thing where instead of posting my thoughts on lolcow I write them down elsewhere and I’m gonna publish it

No. 2525170

>>2525164
Publish them here I hope

No. 2525179

>>2524929
if light yagami was light naibselami

No. 2525189

I'm sick of being weak with carrying shit. Time to start lifting so I don't lug around like a slug

No. 2525193

I can’t stop laughing over Heather being in debt from an ambulance ride and trip to the er for a headache kekw Malingering so hard you financially cuck yourself is a new type of stupid and I love it

No. 2525204

>>2525193
What gets me is how she's soooo medically unwell and constantly visiting the doctor and she didn't know that an ambulance ride would fuck her over financially. Also the fact that she thinks she needs to pay it off immediately is another thing that gets me. Why is she so retarded. It's like that scene in Girls where Adam Driver's character tells Jemima Kirke's character, "You are an adult, she's a baby. Why do you need more help than a baby?"

No. 2525290

File: 1747388843697.jpeg (264.99 KB, 828x561, IMG_8637.jpeg)

My best friend is a therapist and has access to online assessment tools for diagnostic and evaluation purposes. The site sends promotional emails occasionally and today she received one for “Men’s Mental Health” which included an assessment for empathy

No. 2525319

I told my mother about the term "male loneliness epidemic" and she laughed. She was a former medical specialist and the term "epidemic" really got a chuckle out of her for probably that reason. Comparing moid struggles to an outbreak of disease. Then she said it was their fault.

No. 2525327

File: 1747394447183.gif (5.17 MB, 640x640, cat-kitty.gif)

>manga affect by DMCA takedown of Mangadex
>most of it horny porny slop except for 100 Ghost Stories and Black Butler
meh

No. 2525329

I’m skipping my exam because I’m going to fail it anyway

No. 2525338

My girlfriend I've been with for more than a year says she's thinking of going by he/they now instead of she/they. I only really referred to her as she because I didn't take it seriously, I thought it was just one of those things. I really don't know what to feel because on one hand it really is just a surface dressing, and from what she's telling me about how she feels, she just doesn't feel ~girly~ which whatever, I'm more gnc than her if we're being honest but then it's like, does it really matter? It literally doesn't change anything at all except I can't call her she now when I talk about her and apparently also cannot call her my girlfriend, instead I'll have to use partner. I don't think this is a big enough reason to end things but also.. I'm a lesbian, I'd like to refer to my romantic partner as my girlfriend.

No. 2525342

>>2525338
You’re a lesbian….and your partner wants to identify as…not a woman, enjoy your soon to be pooner nonna and having to explain to people that you’re a lesbian but your “partner” ID’s as something else lmfao

No. 2525345

>>2525342
Stop, god. This sounds like a nightmare. I swear it's those queer circles she runs in. But I love her…

No. 2525348

>>2525345
You don’t love her enough to respect her identity though nor do you love yourself enough to realize this is not only going to make you miserable but you’re erasing your own identity to be with her while also disrespecting hers cause you know you don’t buy into it. You sound like you have attachment issues.

No. 2525350

File: 1747396923149.jpg (105.43 KB, 1200x1309, 1000035942.jpg)

My purple shampoo turns the bathwater such a pretty colour and it makes me feel like a fairy

No. 2525352

>>2525348
NTA, but…
>You don't love her enough to respect her identity
>Disrespecting hers
Cry me a river kek. Women who go by gendie pronouns are retards, the ayrt is completely right to "disrespect" it.

No. 2525355

>>2525352
Nonna idgaf about trannies, but why the fuck would you date someone you don’t even truly respect, much less a fellow woman. Get some reading comprehension, I literally called her a pooner lmfao autist.

No. 2525358

>>2525348
How do I truly respect something I don't ideologically agree with at all? Like I might be able to call her all the right things and on the surface seem good, but even then deep within I wouldn't be respecting her identity, and as her partner, that's so wrong of me to do to her, she doesn't deserve that. I'm an idiot to dismiss the she/they thing she had going as just a fad. I'm in a pickle of my own… fermenting.

No. 2525363

>>2525355
To be fair there's been an influx of "subtle" TRAs on /ot/ recently who try to be slick with it.
>>2525358
>How do I truly respect something I don't ideologically agree with at all?
You can't. You can try, but you can't. All you're gonna do is make yourself miserable, like >>2525348 said.

No. 2525365

>>2525358
Yepp there you go, breakup with her, a tranny is never worth it and you need to respect yourself enough to leave.

No. 2525368

Maybe it's just where I live but almost every SSA woman tacks on a she/they so I thought it was like that, she wasn't making any changes to her appearance or discussing anything like gender identity or something with me so it just feels a little out of the blue.

No. 2525397

File: 1747401775507.jpg (287.65 KB, 609x877, Screenshot_20250514-204224_1.j…)

It is that time again, nonnas: who are you picking? Who's the most handsome? Picrel's courtesy of lookmaxxing accounts, let's see what women actually think of their seemingly endless male archetypes

No. 2525400

>>2525397
Half of these barely look different from each other to me

No. 2525401

>>2525397
holy reddit

No. 2525406

>>2525397
The only real options are, in order of preference from would marry him to would befriend him closely for the sake of having a pretty boy next to me:
>Nordic Prince
>Softboy Angelic
>Model Prettyboy
>Korean Uzzang
The others are just too similar to each other and really not my type.

No. 2525407

>>2525406
Just to make it clear, I meant the Softboy Angelic that actually looks cute, not the guy with the military haircut.

No. 2525411

File: 1747402436946.jpeg (34.12 KB, 735x486, CE0CAEB7-48DD-4B51-A5C9-53C81E…)

My judge was really nice! This morning isn’t too bad anons. Hope your morning is good.

No. 2525419

File: 1747403612337.jpg (218.19 KB, 609x877, 1000072532.jpg)

>>2525397
The only ones that matter.

No. 2525420

The ulzzang looks ugly, he should've been prettier.

No. 2525425

hi nonniez

No. 2525428

>>2525397
Gigachad jaw needs another haircut/longer hair and masculine mediterranean needs a healthy tan, he's a bit too pale. Rugged hypermasc looks horrible. Other than that I don't know.

No. 2525433

>>2525397
Um to be honest im not very attracted to any of these except maybe the first angelic one if he had longer hair. Shit like this makes me feel like im gay or something

No. 2525440

I didn't want to leave my room to reheat my mc cheeseburger….so I put it in a napkin on my lap and sat under a blanket…. ..now I have a nice warm cheesvurger

No. 2525444

>>2525433
agreed except instead i don't even think the angelic one looks that pretty kek. they all look kinda creepy to me for some reason

No. 2525452

>>2525397
nordic prince is just perfect, maybe hunter eyes chad looks okay along with model prettyboy, the rest look gay and/or old

No. 2525454

>>2525397
the chad ones coincidentally have horrendous hairlines, they all need longer hair damn

No. 2525455

File: 1747407042329.jpeg (239.88 KB, 750x476, IMG_7990.jpeg)

Good morning faggettes

No. 2525460

File: 1747407155195.gif (503.44 KB, 500x389, IMG_9507.gif)

>>2525455
bueners diers binches

No. 2525462

File: 1747407306575.jpg (72.9 KB, 735x723, 1000166871.jpg)

>>2525455
Buens virnes nonians.

No. 2525465

>>2525091
I laughed soo hard at this that my cat left me. I love you nona.

No. 2525468

>>2525462
Good morrow my acquaintansisters in arms

No. 2525473

File: 1747407668594.png (833.88 KB, 1125x1053, NO4vtGK.png)

i wanna send this to a friend i have online but i dont have any…

No. 2525479

>>2525473
I miss when the internet culture still had things like this. I find the overall culture of the current internet to be so unpleasant. I miss forum discussions and custom fansites and hobby forums and et al. I miss forum signatures.

No. 2525512

>>2525465
Thanks but please find your cat noooo I'm sorry I made it leave you.

No. 2525524

>>2525444
i think it's because they look ai generated

No. 2525528

>>2525473
i have one but she lives on the same continent so it seems kinda dumb to send this

No. 2525537

File: 1747412027529.jpg (88.95 KB, 1200x674, 1000166909.jpg)

I hate these fucking homos so much, I must be homophobic at this point.

No. 2525593

File: 1747414236376.jpg (91.49 KB, 1000x1328, MV5BZTVkZjAwOGItY2YxNy00MTU0LW…)

>>2525397
I'm evil. In no particular order
>Hunter eyes chad
>Model prettyboy
>Nordic prince
>Lean maxxed only if there was no other option
The korean is too ugly. Would've looked better if he was white passing or crossed with the hunter eyes chad. More like 2000s-2010s kdrama ML. The ones with really defined features but still pretty. There's this Japanese actor I find hot but I can't remember his name or find his pictures so have this k-drama dude instead.

No. 2525596

>>2525397
Why is there no Balkan scrote option…

No. 2525605


No. 2525607

crushing a can on my forehead and shrieking HELL YEAHHHHH

No. 2525619

>>2525428
Rugged hypermasc looks like he would send you links to Jordan Peterson lectures, invests in crypto, and smells a bit like funyuns. Probably chooses a gym membership based on the brand/type of weights they have.

No. 2525621

i kind of hate the entire Yule Ball part in the Goblet of Fire, Harry's and Ron's true dickishness comes through (esp when Ron insults a girl for her acne and he looks like 30 yr old wall paint with a wig, Reddit ofc goes wah wah he can be mean but not blind!) and it's so weird when they insult Hermione for her bookishness, so unpleasant, i hope they get punished.
Also i know that discussion has been beaten into the ground but maybe the Parvati twins had to go with the two biggest losers in school because they dress like shit kek.

No. 2525623

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No. 2525625

>>2525621
The way they both treated Hermione in the book annoys the shit out of me and makes me seethe. Harry and Ron a lot of the times subtly triangulated Hermione and it's so annoying because she really cared about them and always wanted them to do their best. I want to go back in time and really talk to JKR about it.

No. 2525643

File: 1747416235021.jpg (15.44 KB, 265x381, 6afa965d2cc422da18e3a4d0aa3da1…)

>>2525593
Found my perfect Asian guy.

No. 2525647

File: 1747416450487.gif (732.83 KB, 275x248, 1556508738901.gif)

>>2525397
>nordic prince
>korean ulzzang
>model pretty boy
all of the others look gay

No. 2525649

File: 1747416712249.jpg (31.86 KB, 529x320, DLJyglKW4AA4i1B.jpg)

>>2525397
kek where are the brown men?

No. 2525656

>>2525649
Mediterranean is not brown enough?

No. 2525663

>>2525397
nordic prince for me just because i have a blond moid fetish

No. 2525667

>>2525420
agreed thats not even a male ulzzang thats just some random asian dude

No. 2525668

I’m ok with smelling bad to strangers

No. 2525672

>>2525397
these are all hideous old apelike cavemen. 3dpd never

No. 2525675

File: 1747417399482.gif (2.82 MB, 281x498, 61140611312233013.gif)

>having a good day out with my father and brother after he picks me up from my college
>then he just has to keep talking about how hot the girls at my majority-female college are and encouraging my brother to look at them and does the same when we go to a restaurant in some outside mall type thing
>the only issue my brother feels with it is that it makes him uncomfortable and not that it's fucking disgusting that a 50 yr old moid is acting like this around girls his own daughters age
i'm so tired nonnies, maybe my 12 year old self was onto something when she wanted to kill her father with rat poison in minecraft, she hated him for his bad temper then but maybe she sensed something i know only now.

No. 2525677

File: 1747417410745.webp (64.73 KB, 860x1189, a5e79147ce50b5c4ba3d947ddd8254…)

>>2525649
I wish brown men were cute like brown anime boys. Reality is so cruel.

No. 2525682

>>2525397
Kekkk the one Asian…
>who are you picking?
Well I’m picking the Asian, Masculine Mediterranean, and Softboy Angelic. I like white guys irl usually (in terms of physical attraction), but they all look like mean fags here.

No. 2525694

>>2525677
i really wish they were too, i find a cute brown moid on my campus once in a blue moon, i think it has to do with how many of them get the Hitler Youth haircut or in Bollywood how they all have that fuckin pompadour, when they all should have tastefully not faggish long hair.

No. 2525695

The softboy angelic looks like all the beattles combined. I dont get the fuzz over it.

No. 2525702

File: 1747418141551.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1439x1432, IMG_7235.jpeg)

>>2525649
Unironically, South Asian men pull off the gigachad look better than men of any other race. That style looks gay and overdone on everyone else.

No. 2525705

>>2525702
looks gay and overdone on them too wtf are you seeing.

No. 2525710

File: 1747418448009.jpeg (13.57 KB, 194x259, IMG_7236.jpeg)

>>2525705
You wouldn’t get it…

No. 2525712

>>2525625
ayrt, it's all so horrible and i feel like they never really were punished for it, although i feel parts of it are accurate, like when they're shy to do ballroom dancing with the girls, minimoids are so shameless when it comes to treating girls like meat and talking about porn but when it comes to interacting with women as people they all become such timid wallflowers, and the moids fascination with the Beauxbatons in the movies are accurate since it's all-girls, moids are obsessed with girls they think are untouched.

No. 2525716

>>2525702
he pulls it off like you pull wax strips off your upper lip, UGH, what is that?

No. 2525726

File: 1747418814281.jpg (91.1 KB, 700x700, creepy-educational-dentist-toy…)

>>2525702
He looks like a dentist plush toy

No. 2525728

>>2525702
this site just likes to be contrarian for no reason. you're right nona.

No. 2525730

File: 1747418885279.png (237.09 KB, 640x715, IMG_7237.png)

>>2525716
>you pull wax strips off your upper lip
I’m white with fine hair, so no need. But honestly, the hatetrain against Indian scrotes just means more for me… heh.

No. 2525734

kekkk its so obvious an indian moid why are you nonnies falling for bait(Scrotefoiling)

No. 2525741

>>2525734
Damn, can’t I be a little silly here about my preferences without being called a baiting Indian moid?

No. 2525745

>>2525741
if you actually like indian men thats worse than actually being an indian man

No. 2525748

>>2525745
I watched Dev Patel star in Slumdog Millionaire when I was like 11 and it rewired my brain. What can I say, kek.

No. 2525752

File: 1747419841622.webp (17.7 KB, 408x612, actor-dev-patel-is-photographe…)

>>2525748
every hobbo around you must be clenching his asshole when you walk past by if you like this homeless faggot

No. 2525757

>>2525728
liking indian moids is the contrarian taste though, the majority of people don't like them not even normies

No. 2525766

File: 1747420247305.jpeg (220.06 KB, 768x1024, IMG_7238.jpeg)

>>2525752
Kekkk (even though you’re being a meanie nonna), I can’t help who I’m attracted to. To me, he is the baddest bitch in the world.

No. 2525781

this isnt the ugly moid psyop thread stop derailing

No. 2525783

>>2525694
> i think it has to do with how many of them get the Hitler Youth haircut
Whoever made that haircut popular in my community deserves the guillotine. I hate how everyone hates their naturally curly hair so cute guys make themselves ugly on purpose because they think soft, curly hair looks unkept.

No. 2525784

>>2525781
how does one derail the dumbass shit thread?

No. 2525790

>>2525781
stop posting uggos then if you dont like your blorbos getting insulted

No. 2525796

>>2525784
with stupid infighting, let your self be a dumbass in this thread not a petty nofun minimod.

No. 2525804

>head hurts due to low blood pressure probably
>eat Chinese prawn flavored crisps
>headache gone
Thank you sodium.

No. 2525807

>>2525796
huh? I’m not the one minimodding here? I was just wondering how you can derail a topic-less thread to poke fun at the actual minimod. it’s not that serious. anons need to learn to ignore posts they don’t like, especially when they’re not breaking any rules

No. 2525816

>>2525730
the point was to express that he looks like shit, he pulls it off painfully, but sure "white woman" with "fine hair", more indian chodes for you, let me guess, it's over for whitecels?

No. 2525827

>>2525816
I must say, you are extremely autistic and aggro for no reason, even by LC standards. I promise this is my last reply because I’m not trying to have a serious infight about Indian moids, but the post you’re replying to was joking. I even included the gay Indian gigachad meme guy to indicate to autistic anons like yourself that I was just being silly. But if we’re going to scrotefoil… only incels get this butthurt about women liking men outside of their own race.

No. 2525836

File: 1747422985669.jpg (102.86 KB, 540x774, 1000023875.jpg)

>>2510057
I think the only Indian moid anons have ever really liked at some point is this one. His wiki says Canadian and Caucasian, but I refuse to believe that. I'm going with the rumor that Gatobob once confirmed he was Indian. He does not look "Caucasian" at all, but he can definitely pass as Indian, so I'm going with that.

No. 2525841

God theres this cow on twitter and i want to make a personal cow post about her so bad but i know shes such a hermit loser that she thrives off any attention even if its negative and i know she lurks here too

No. 2525842

File: 1747423238428.jpg (64.7 KB, 960x540, mcc.jpg)

>>2525836
he doesn't look indian either. gatobob is one of those white girls who are desperate to try to add diversity to their OCs/favorite characters so they try to claim they're anything but white. italian and greek guys can be this dark. see: everyone trying to claim mccree was mexican instead of a white guy with a tan.

No. 2525849

File: 1747423476423.webp (19.3 KB, 360x331, Jimmyportrait.webp)

>>2525836
I don't get it. Gatobob draws all her characters with similar features because that's her style. White people can be tan with dark hair, too.
Nona, by your logic, this guy might as well be Indian too.

No. 2525854

>>2525849
absolutely mouthwashing fags are trying to claim this white guy with olive skin/a tan is hispanic or something

No. 2525859

File: 1747423831022.png (Spoiler Image,286.99 KB, 653x713, Tumblr_l_399002394278836.png)

>>2525836
God, why did she turned one of her most attractive characters into a fattie? At least Lawrence is safe

No. 2525860

>>2525849
I don't know, man. Strade looks way too brown to be white. Not tan, he's straight up brown. By the way, Jimmy is theorized to be Iranian because of his last name supposedly being "Zare". If he is a middle eastern moid, that probably unintentionally explains the rapey misogyny he has going on with his character.

No. 2525867

>>2525836
Anons love the uggo Indian from Victorious. He used to be spammed in the attractive males thread. Not even when he was in his peak and youth, but current day with a patchy beard and mustache.

No. 2525872

>>2525859
gatobob's art is repulsive

No. 2525876

>>2525859
Her art was just alright before but this is seriously the biggest art downgrade ever. and you get shunned if you call out that the art and design are a complete downgrade kek

No. 2525884

>>2525621
>>2525625
Right? They would BOTH be dead if it wasn't for Hermione. She carried the trio on way too many occasions for them to treat her like that. Also, I hate how the movies downplayed her dorkiness and fiery temper.

No. 2525887

>>2525860
i thought strade was italian kek

No. 2525888

>>2525397
Hunter eyes, hypermasc, leanmaxxed, and softboy angelic are all ugly in my opinion. The rest are acceptable.

No. 2525894

File: 1747425062077.jpg (543.1 KB, 1280x720, tempest_2022.jpg)

>>2525876
Her TPOF era art was alright but then she suddenly started to downgrade. I think turning Strade into a fattie was the reason why gatobob deleted all of her socials? Interesting how a lot of people who make edgy media are so thin-skinned. Gato is like a tame version of Fanny
>>2525887
Isn't he German?

No. 2525895

>>2525894
i have to say i really do like her rendering albeit her character design sucks

No. 2525903

>>2525397
hate all of them except the nordic prine and korean ulzzang. hypermasculine guys with big jaws and facial hair are so homo male coded

No. 2525906

>>2525397
nordic prince and model prettyboy. sometimes i feel like im not attracted to rl men kek

No. 2525942

the fuck kind of name is ren

No. 2525946

File: 1747428092663.jpg (403.42 KB, 2048x1447, 1000023878.jpg)

>>2525942
A synonym for twink death.

No. 2525949

>>2523386
Sperm whales are so lovely nona

No. 2525953

>>2524350
I can't imagine why in the world anyone would want to be in Hufflepuff

No. 2525957

>>2524351
Here in the flesh

No. 2525958

>>2524671
fucking kek

No. 2525961

>>2525953
All of Lolcow would be automatically sorted into Hufflepuff.

No. 2525962

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No. 2525964

File: 1747428786492.jpg (30.44 KB, 640x687, 1000023879.jpg)

>>2525962
>mogged

No. 2525966

>>2525961
So you think we are all loyal and hard-working, aww.

No. 2525971

>>2525397
Top 3:
1. Nordic Prince
2. Model Prettyboy
3. Softboy Angelic (on the right)

No. 2525972

>>2525966
or timid autists

No. 2525974

>>2525649
Not on here because they don't matter

No. 2525975

File: 1747429194374.png (Spoiler Image,747.44 KB, 600x863, fox_daki.png)

>>2525946
There's even official gross dakimakura of him

No. 2525990

>>2525975
His body hair is so poorly done. It doesn't even look like hair, it looks like feathers are coming out of his body.

No. 2526000

>>2525975
That's not how collarbones work…

No. 2526010

>>2525946
>>2525975
KEK i cant believe she gave him a receeding hairline

No. 2526011

>>2525961
Most of us would either be Ravenclaw or Slytherin I think

No. 2526014

Got a free poke bowl but while the avocado is green the fish is suspiciously dark. Should I risk it?

No. 2526017

>>2526011
All the outspoken terves are automatically sorted into Gryffindor.

No. 2526027

>>2526014
Well, the avocado is a bit brownish but if you think about it, avocado goes bad faster than fish so it's probably good. Doesn't really smell wither so that means it's good right?

No. 2526028

>>2526014
Why was it free?

No. 2526032

>>2526028
Neighbor had a lot of food that she gets from her family members. It was packaged up from some market.

No. 2526079

>>2525327
A lot of good shoujo was affected too, unfortunately.

No. 2526080

File: 1747434624476.jpg (81.45 KB, 923x1141, 1000004954.jpg)

my pet scrote wont let me tie him up, so its time to start shopping for a new one. i will give the current scrote away at a discount to a good home if there are any takers

No. 2526087

>>2526080
i'll have him if he isnt hairy. i need a new punching bag

No. 2526110

>>2526080
What are his specs, and whats the price? I want to know the dick size, race, intelligence level, nose size, weight, height, etc…

No. 2526117

My god, what a cute kid
She sings so well too

No. 2526119

>>2526117
Kek this is cute. You can tell when some kids spend a lot of time with their older relatives

No. 2526121

File: 1747437403824.jpg (29.8 KB, 734x647, 1574298830397.jpg)

Gonna take a break from drawing to drink some hot milk tea and read for a bit. I am so happy i managed to break out of my cocomelon internet induced adhd ways and picked up reading again. I cant wait to be done with this commission so i can focus full time on making my dream game too, its my goal to finish it for next year. I also met a nice boytoy that constantly relieves me of my anxiety by sending me money and since hes burger and i am a thirdie whats life changing money for me is like pennies to him. Life's good to me just for once.

No. 2526131

>>2525355
>I called her a pooner
This is an anonymous website, how was ayrt supposed to know that other post was you
>>2526117
Oh my goodness, what a cutie. She's such an expressive singer
>>2524351
She and the gang would definitely have a thread, can you imagine the self-posting and seething once she found it kek. She would also 100% be a /g/ poster.

No. 2526136

>>2526117
Videos like this make me excited to be a mom, kek

No. 2526152

File: 1747439882474.jpg (986.3 KB, 1011x2487, 1000002671.jpg)

phone updated to this ugly ass layout while I was sleeping tf

No. 2526153

>>2526152
like why is the search bar so low like why is it even there,, who knows

No. 2526154

>>2526152
My samsung updated to a new layout a few days ago. The only thing that's annoying me is how they display the notifications. You have to pull down on the left for notifications and right for settings, and also if you have to many notifications then it'll only show the icon for a few at the top instead of all of them. Sucks.

No. 2526157

>>2526154
you can change swiping down so that it's only for notifications regardless of side.

swipe down until you see your full notifications menu, then click the little pencil icon on the upper right, then click panel settings in the upper left, toggle setting to Together.

No. 2526159

>>2526157
ntayrt but god bless nonnie thank u

No. 2526162

>>2526157
Oh my god, thank you anon! I was starting to begrudgingly accept the change

No. 2526167

i just had a tinder hookup and i threw up in his toilet 3 times because i took vodka shots before showing up. he didnt cum and neither did i and he kicked me out after an hour. shame me. i need to be shamed

No. 2526174

File: 1747443380450.jpg (734.54 KB, 1719x2560, 84792765.jpg)

I'm looking at lipsticks right now, and I just found a shade named "lusty wolf"

No. 2526177

>>2526167
he should've made you cum, nona.

No. 2526180

File: 1747443568249.jpg (35.6 KB, 640x596, f44e1a5e021e4ab2cd70116c00165e…)

>>2526174
that kinda reminds me of this meme kek

No. 2526182

>>2526177
girl he put his dick in me for 2 minutes and said "i need a break" and then never got it back up again. he took viagra before meeting up too. 35 years old….

No. 2526187

File: 1747444171675.jpg (73.73 KB, 827x914, 1000002823.jpg)

>>2526182
embarrassing

No. 2526189

>>2526187
me or him?
>its both

No. 2526201

>>2526182
weak af. reminds me of the time I went out with a 21y/o (I'm 24) and he would always cum quick, like QUICK like 2 pumps and done. men like this should be ashamed.

No. 2526206

>>2526180
I support my sisters. All nonas should cum.

No. 2526226

File: 1747447198202.jpg (48.01 KB, 800x450, tumblr_0ca6787776c6731bf6a5141…)

>high school reunion
>still autistic, gay, and weird
>still not enjoying parties
>still uncomfortable around normalfags
>still always waiting for shit to be over so i can go home to read and write filthy femslash smut
crazy how little changes in a decade. anyway, i'm back home and ready to fall asleep while reading fanfics

No. 2526232

>>2526167
Shame isn't the solution, nonita. You need (and deserve) better.

No. 2526242

>>2526201
men have zero rhythm its so fucking pathetic. you try to contribute to the sex and they get confused and stop moving. like oh my god they just know pump and dump its bleak out there. first and last hookup im doing istg

No. 2526250

File: 1747448805451.png (196.35 KB, 576x800, world_germany_diandl.png)

Can any German nonnies recommend me some good German music? I like soft jazz, rap, rock and some pop music.

No. 2526267

>>2526250
Not German so sorry in advance for shit taste, but I really like Anna Blue. She only has 1 full length album and disappeared off the face of the earth but her music and AOT German songs were what got me into German music. Some other artists I like are Ivan Rebroff who was an operatic baritone, Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau another operatic baritone, Monrose who were a pop group, Rolly und Rita which were a duo that made German songs for kids to teach the language and I found helpful, Petra Scheeser the singer of German winx club opening, and while I dislike them, Rammstein and Electric Callboy exist I guess. Have fun!

No. 2526273


No. 2526352

File: 1747458134312.jpeg (24.54 KB, 580x387, images (51).jpeg)

I wish the 100 men vs 1 gorilla would actually happen, and it'd have to be a fair fight, with all those men stripped down and no weapons. Now, a part of me doesn't wanna see this due to the poor gorilla getting stressed out and tired if it were to happen. However, I want those braindead moids who keep dickriding roided up body builders to see their idols' brains knocked out and arms ripped out because if they truly do think that 100 men (both "body builders" or not) can effectively fight a silverback gorilla without weapons, it would've already fuckin happened due to their hubris. But moids stay being cowards in denial, and would rather argue on social media about it.

No. 2526370

>>2526352
I support you

No. 2526428

File: 1747465858971.jpeg (643.26 KB, 1125x1046, IMG_9203.jpeg)

I feel crazy because I understood what the TJ Maxx sunglasses lady was trying to say

No. 2526460

>>2526011
i think most people would be Ravenclaw, mainly because i think the will to learn is inherent and most people would choose to know more about the world if they did not have the pressure of having to immediately sort themselves into one career or felt like they did not have enough time to learn.

No. 2526461

>>2526079
which ones? looking for recs kek

No. 2526462

>>2526110
>whats the price
>I want to know the race-
hey now, chill

No. 2526463


No. 2526464

>>2526080
i need an errand boy, how intimidating does he look? need him to scare these shitbag fabric retailers into dropping the prices because 850 rs for 2 meters of knitted denim is fucking insane.

No. 2526465

>>2526117
the lil dance and the gestures with it is soo cute!

No. 2526466

>>2526182
35 years old is disgusting, but you should've broken his hips, for the women of India

No. 2526468

>>2526273
elite taste, Germany earned it's forgiveness here

No. 2526469

>>2526273
Dramione

No. 2526473

I wanna wear a balaclava but idk if I'll get mistaken for a hijabi and it would be awkward to be if that happened

No. 2526475

why do the best ideas in my head arrive between 3-6 am
>>2526428
what was she trying to say

No. 2526486

>>2526352
Instead, they should be psyoped into fighting with their roid idols baki style. No gorilla welfare compromised, less retarded scrotes

No. 2526487

File: 1747474500628.jpeg (46.3 KB, 736x696, IMG_9409.jpeg)

>>2526475
I interpreted it as her telling the girls that them thinking the sunglasses were not worth $34 was laughable because the sunglasses were way better than anything they actually deserved. And that was partly driven by their value as a woman in society which is why she talked about the objectification of women seemingly out of nowhere. She then started talking about how they smelled to devalue them and make them feel like they weren’t worthy of the $34 sunglasses which in her opinion were appropriately priced. The woman is obviously going through some sort of episode, probably mania, but like… I see what she meant in her ramblings.

No. 2526521

>>2526462
KEKKK don't come for me anon, OP is the one trying to sell her bf

No. 2526533

It's been raining for two fucking weeks straight what the hell

No. 2526642

>>2526352
Personally, I think the gorilla would rather pick one-hundred bears over one-hundred scrotes. Aren't gorillas one of the smartest of the "greater apes"? Clearly, the gorilla would rather risk this fight with something that wouldn't rape it.

No. 2526657

File: 1747491447081.gif (417.6 KB, 220x358, OW.gif)

>>2524660
MY ASS STILL HURTS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

No. 2526664

>>2526657
time to see a protologist

No. 2526673

File: 1747493005949.png (129.35 KB, 344x342, 1654185570813.png)

is it just me or is the Order of the Phoenix just shot awfully? it looks so bad too ugh, i thought people were exaggerating when they regarded Prisoner of Azkaban as the best looking HP film because it was shot by an actual director, but it really was gorgeous.

No. 2526679

>>2526664
the pain is ON my ass not IN my ass. big difference.

No. 2526680

>>2526679
time to see a dermatologist

No. 2526686

>>2526679
Nah time to see the Assman

No. 2526689

>>2526686
i'd rather see the Asswoman please

No. 2526691

File: 1747494178179.png (15.02 KB, 949x87, snap.png)

this will be very interesting to see adapted

No. 2526723

File: 1747495806278.webp (35.51 KB, 480x446, as_480x480.webp)

>phone appointment with my psychiatrist
>she is sure i'm in burnout with physical repercursions
>the phone appointment was during work hours
>while i was reviewing reports

i'm literally in a hell of my own making

No. 2526732

>>2526691
This is so politely racist. When I got harassed by racists, it was just the n-word and "half breed".

No. 2526753

>>2526732
it's about a character with the last name Black kekkkkk are you joking nonny

No. 2526758

File: 1747498157374.jpg (1.03 MB, 2400x1604, 20250302_121407.jpg)


No. 2526762

File: 1747498361731.jpeg (2.21 MB, 2400x1604, 783C2601-6EC1-45D8-B837-7C9C22…)

>>2526758
What are anons choices

No. 2526763

>>2526753
Oh it's an actual character from the book named Black? Yeah, at first glance, I thought someone was role-playing with an AI Professor Snape and the bot got subtly racist on them.

No. 2526775

>>2526152
Isn't the search bar a widget? Just move it

No. 2526779

File: 1747499541842.jpg (1.62 MB, 2400x1604, 20250517_212929.jpg)

>>2526762
>hmmm yes puffs cigar quite splendid

No. 2526782

File: 1747499621815.jpg (1.71 MB, 2400x1604, 1000167310.jpg)

>>2526762
I'm pretty basic.

No. 2526786

File: 1747499947172.jpg (805.04 KB, 2400x1604, eggheadortroglodyte.JPG)

>>2526762
kek wtf is the game

No. 2526797

>>2511821
There needs to be a fucking bingo card everytime this retarded ass fucking picture gets posted.

No. 2526801

>>2526786
>that file name
Hmmm

No. 2526802

File: 1747501202064.jpg (140.97 KB, 1280x720, megane seme.jpg)

He looks so fucking sexy here I can't take it.

No. 2526809

File: 1747501623380.jpeg (1.05 MB, 2400x1604, 1747498361731.jpeg)

>>2526762
Genuinely couldn't think of anything for the first one so I just put down two for books.

No. 2526820

>>2526786
>kek wtf is the game
Charades.

No. 2526822

>>2526802
takumi is stronger than me if I saw this in my mind every night I would've gave him a real reason to hate humanity kek

No. 2526835

>>2526802
is this game good?

No. 2526839

File: 1747502599442.png (1.3 MB, 960x684, 130243548_p15.png)

>>2526835
Yeah, definitely the most non BLge fujo game we've gotten in years.

No. 2526842

>>2526786
>MFW I LOSE THE GAME LIKE THIS
NOOOOOO

No. 2526844

One thing that makes me want to stop smoking weed is knowing that stonerism is popular amongst trannies, and many of the employees at all of the dispensaries in my region of America are trooms

No. 2526850

>>2526844
Smoking period is nasty as fuck anyway, you should stop.

No. 2526856

File: 1747503199978.jpg (65.43 KB, 793x1236, Gq0ULv7WYAAq-Xe.jpg)

>>2526835
It has some good writing and unique characters but if you absolutely Hate typical japanese scrote humor you'll find yourself grimacing pretty often.

No. 2526863

File: 1747503457172.png (872.71 KB, 700x700, Gq7MswwWMAAJQWg.png)

>>2526856
Doubly so if you don't like obvious vomit fetish scrote writing
I'm personally willing to take what I can get in terms of fujoge though, pretty homos are an endangered species and I find Korean semes pretty hideous.

No. 2526864

>>2526844
Weed culture has been around long before trannies though. I've never met a trannie who smoked tbh, but then again, I never hang around them.

No. 2526865

How do eat my edible without tasting it I hate these fucking little doughs but it's all i have left.

No. 2526866

>>2526864
I don’t think trannies invented weed culture and I don’t hang around trannies, they’re just incredibly prevalent in big cities on the west coast

No. 2526868

>>2526863
>Doubly so if you don't like obvious vomit fetish scrote writing
I hate Tsubasa with every fiber for that reason and I wish Eito was a girl. Never been more disappointed tbh, at least Hiruko's cute.

No. 2526869

>>2526844
Trannies latch everything that is popular though. I had that shark plush from Ikea before they attempted to make it their symbol. Same thing with that one pokemon. It's dumb, but why even give a shit what trannies do?

No. 2526870

File: 1747503816385.jpg (125.7 KB, 1113x1293, GqxBGhYXwAAWyMG.jpg)

>>2526868
>hate tsubasa
please take that back it's not her fault uchikoshi is a degenerate, she's just a girl who likes cars

No. 2526872

>>2526868
I actually really like Tsubasa in spite of that kek, I know she's a fetish character but I still like her personality a lot.
>>2526870
Uchi's got a different fetish (troons), Kodaka's the one with the vomit fetish.
>I wish Eito was a girl
Kodaka's too into his tropes to approve of that.

No. 2526876

>>2526870
I know, I will not lie. I do find Tsubasa cute and her excitement regarding machinery, mechs, and cars really adorable but the overt vomit fetish is so blatant it ruins it for her. I just cannot stand fetish characters they make me feel uncomfortable. It'd be like if we got a character who was fat and every other dialogue was about about how big, round and gurgly it was. It's unbearable once you notice it.

No. 2526877

>>2526872
Speaking of troons it genuinely pisses me off seeing people try to troonify Ima. He has so many obvious scrote moments throughout the game it's retarded. gaku even invited him to a boys only sleepover so is gaku a transphobe? kek

No. 2526881

File: 1747504280045.jpg (2.97 MB, 4032x3024, kako festival.jpg)

>>2526877
Both people who yume Ima and people who troon out Ima are braindead, is it just because he's voiced by Megumi Ogata? It's so retarded how often they do it with characters who don't even have titchop scars.

No. 2526887

>>2526881
ah I see, there's a scene that fuels the troon delusion but I won't spoil. It's still dumb though.

No. 2526905

>>2526881
this cant be the actual art in the game…this looks so permabeg

No. 2526912

>>2526905
Don't look nonna it's not a serious scene. Almost all of the cgs are very well done.

No. 2526915

>>2526905
It is. I think they make up for it with the 3D cutscenes looking very nice though.

No. 2526918

>>2526881
Fucking hated this scene we should've had Yandere ImaxTakumi kino

No. 2526921

>>2526918
I thought it was funny since you could tell Takumi went in thinking he was going to get a twincest threesome but instead got more tism

No. 2526930

>>2526921
kek yeah I forgot how fucking degen takumi got after a bit, twincest threesome would've crossed a line though since the game is available on switch. Actually idk since kyoshikas scene was basically straight out of an eroge. fucking kodaka cucked us

No. 2526937

>>2526930
All Kodaka protagonists are a little bit perverted (they are teen boys after all) some are just moreso than others, like I can't really see Naegi going down the same degen path as Takumi
Eito's butt, Yugamu cutting himself and Eva's strawberry tits all got the holy christian light censorship

No. 2526957

File: 1747506761516.jpg (12.38 KB, 188x188, Gor6GvqacAAJXcb.jpg)

>>2526937
I forgot about the eva cake scene, nevermind you're right we were for sure robbed. They could've given us the lightsaber treatment…And he knew what he was doing with the yaranaika scene with shouma.

No. 2526961

File: 1747506878803.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.35 MB, 4032x3024, average reaction to shouma.jpg)

>>2526957
I burst out laughing uncontrollably when he said yaranaika, I hate Shouma though so I'm with Eito on that one

No. 2526963

The fuck is with all the spoilered posts? Take it to the anime thread or somewhere else if it doesn’t belong here

No. 2526968

File: 1747507144906.jpg (27.93 KB, 323x323, GqJJKiCa0AAUVaP.jpg)

>>2526963
sorry, I forgot this was dumbass shit thread. I'll take my leave.

No. 2526969

>>2526963
They're whispering to each other in the corner because that's what otaku do

No. 2526972

File: 1747507234982.png (952.46 KB, 976x922, GrKNCWTXwAAi5Mm.png)

>>2526969
Fujos whispering about OTP asmr

No. 2526973

>>2526863
if theres a scene of the white haired guy throwing up ill play it

No. 2526977

>>2526973
If there is I haven't gotten to it yet (he probably does it off screen though) he does gouge out his own eyeballs though if you're into eroguro

No. 2526979

>>2526972
Untapped niche kekkkk

No. 2526980

>>2526973
Does blood count?

No. 2526990

File: 1747508271803.jpg (10.3 KB, 259x194, sailor-prayer-circle.jpg)

I'm no. 16 on the reserve list for an art program I really want to do this fall, pray for some luck for me nonas!

No. 2527174

File: 1747518168078.jpg (18.84 KB, 953x960, People-are-dying-who-have-neve…)

I wonder if George Foreman Grill sales went up when George Foreman died

No. 2527287

nonas should i make an instagram, youtube, or blog? i just want a place to share things i do and make sometimes but have no social media. is it even worth it

No. 2527290

>>2527287
yoochewb

No. 2527292

>>2527287
A blog is ideal imo. You can turn comments off on particular posts and delete them more easily. Plus blogs tend not to have an algorithm that targets angry people.

No. 2527311

Can our next threadpic be something sweet

No. 2527334

>>2527292
Fuck I miss Xanga and livejournal

No. 2527336

>>2527334
Fuck same. I wish dreamwidth took off more with fandom normies.

No. 2527349

testing to see if im still banned

No. 2527352

>>2526977
Ykw this convinced me to play it, ty nona

No. 2527391

bought a laptop with money I don't have to play the Sims yipee

No. 2527410

File: 1747531927381.mp4 (1.06 MB, 404x570, hamster_pressure.mp4)

ive been thinking about this video a lot for some reason

No. 2527611

File: 1747547816677.jpg (101.03 KB, 1083x572, 1000030840.jpg)

It's over for saturncels…

No. 2527613

>>2527611
What does Uranus look like?

No. 2527615

>>2527613
why are you asking to see her butthole

No. 2527616

File: 1747548284314.jpeg (Spoiler Image,256.18 KB, 2188x2185, IMG_5950.jpeg)


No. 2527617

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No. 2527618

>>2527613
Idk but does is matter? Before Uranus was discovered Saturn was the traditional ruler for Aquarius and it's still its second ruler so it's also over for waterbearercels! but maybe Uranus would be a chad too since it's kinda the polar opposite of Saturn's qualities? I like how those two planets show the fucked up duality of Aquarius

No. 2527635

File: 1747550860890.gif (2.41 MB, 390x277, e8a.gif)

i see why Snape's so popular, he's like sassy bitchy drag queen without the skin walking KEKKK

No. 2527636

File: 1747550933416.gif (1.82 MB, 324x183, m.gif)

i missed the Eurovison 2025 Final…

No. 2527642

>>2527635
this part in george of the jungle made me laugh so hard

No. 2527643


No. 2527665

Ate too many beans. Feel sick. But I'm getting dat protein

No. 2527676

>>2527665
Me too but I can't stop farting it smells like a corpse over here

No. 2527716

File: 1747562671532.png (79.06 KB, 260x260, FjJ0Wx5VUAE1B3v.png)

I turned 24 today

No. 2527728

File: 1747563330320.jpg (39.31 KB, 480x720, 1000018952.jpg)

>>2527716
Happy birthday, nona! Have a lovely day today.

No. 2527733

File: 1747563903625.gif (187.93 KB, 480x480, 113ccabc-ed71-4da0-960b-5b587b…)

>>2527716
Happy birthday nonna!

No. 2527807

File: 1747574431893.jpg (123.26 KB, 1136x984, tumblr_ed95fe092aa72509d7cf83f…)

>>2527728
>>2527733
Thank you, kind nonas!

No. 2527823

>>2527410
I'm almost choked laughing at this. Thank you for sharing nonna kek

No. 2527829

I'm trying to make a slideshow gif for a future threadpic but I can't find a good site to do it on pls send webistes for making good slideshows

No. 2527840

My plan was to make bread, cook for the coming week and call a friend. My roommate asked if I wanted to come along to the gym right after I was done with my bread, so I did. Now after a shower and tasting my bread I'm for some reason unable to do anything, I just have this underlying general anxiety that stops me from getting up and finish my tasks for the day.

No. 2527850

File: 1747579793490.png (1.52 MB, 921x1334, 1731348095601.png)

lc feels like a bit polshit today so ill be back tomorrow smh

No. 2527855

I'm trying to sew a plushie and its hairstyle is a little weird. It's all smoothed to the side, kinda like an emo hairstyle. Idk how to work with faux fur well though.

No. 2528059

File: 1747593899295.gif (500.87 KB, 894x925, togif-2-3.gif)

i’m at work rn and it’s boring as shit no one’s here and i won’t be off for another hour and a half i just wanna go hooooome

No. 2528081

File: 1747595951967.png (560.33 KB, 1920x1080, 1573714994091.png)

My headphones are somehow breaking in half but I still have it plugged in. I'm going to become tempura if it completely breaks. Please wish me luck

No. 2528084

File: 1747596227304.jpg (12.69 KB, 235x251, 1000011889.jpg)

Are there Disney adults who obsess over the media itself like other fandomfags? I was thinking about it the other day and most Disney adults I see just seem to consoom massive amounts of plastic merch and go to the parks.

No. 2528095

In public spaces I can instantly identify every single person suffering from social anxiety because I've gotten mine under control with anti depressants. It's really dumb because I wouldn't even know how to help and I am getting second hand anxiety looking at them. Asking if everything's ok would maybe give more anxiety and leaving the person alone would still leave them with anxiety. It's a lose lose situation. The only solution is for someone to crap their pants so everyone is occupied

No. 2528124

>>2528095
>The only solution is for someone to crap their pants so everyone is occupied
you can be the hero

No. 2528146

>>2528059
oh to be that pineapple while that pic was being taken

No. 2528184

>>2528124
you can be the best
you can be the king kong banging on your chest

No. 2528305

Just came back from a friend's place and she made me drink half a bottle of rosé that's been sitting in her fridge since like december. I'm so fucked, nonas.

No. 2528658

IM SO ITCHY ITCHY

No. 2528772

wait bladee is not pronounced "bla-dee"??

No. 2528786

File: 1747653044698.webp (100.2 KB, 500x385, qUZ0jyiGPhd8ly7fPKn6GeNHo1_500…)

mm this keyboard so yummy… oh shit- i cn't typ no m

No. 2528798

I want to become ripped with muscle and weigh tons and be a wall of brick

No. 2528805

wait does the thread name go in the name field or subject field I forgot

No. 2528810

File: 1747654838229.jpg (9.34 KB, 379x379, b73f1875073790bd8a34166b46394e…)

walmart neighborhood market is better than usual walmart

No. 2528833

File: 1747657048049.gif (446.24 KB, 2048x2048, you-did-it.gif)

>>2528805
Subject. Your name goes in the name field, so the farmhands know what to write when they send you a nice thread card.

No. 2528834

>>2528805
Subject

No. 2528883

>>2528833
>>2528834
谢谢 nonnies

No. 2529011

File: 1747672369806.jpeg (630.9 KB, 1170x1561, IMG_2663.jpeg)

the last few days has turned me into the brainrot queen

No. 2529026

Imagine if women had homoerotic Alpha Female camps, where a bunch of 20 to 30-something women do activities half-naked (or even topless) and sleep in a huge room together. There's obviously no men and there's not even any talking about men.

The only difference from those alpha male camps is that women are smart enough to acknowledge that its homoerotic asf and literally sounds like a setup to an erotic novel.

No. 2529029

File: 1747673699000.png (380.83 KB, 500x500, 1000000983.png)

blocks your path

No. 2529036

File: 1747674249269.jpg (76.56 KB, 980x980, no-tipping-sign-graphic-design…)

>>2529029
no murican allowed in here mate

No. 2529041

>>2529026
Someone is going to repost this exact fantasy in /g/ shortly, mark my words

No. 2529051

File: 1747674728868.gif (3.9 MB, 640x488, kidscared.gif)

why are there cuckold fantasies in my PG-13 Harry Potter movie

No. 2529090

>>2529051
I don't get what you're referring to? The closest I can think of is Bellatrix maybe being interested in Voldemort despite her having a husband (who's never seen or mentioned in the movies

No. 2529092

>>2529051
…are you talking about Snape and Lily?

No. 2529135

File: 1747679746837.png (28.57 KB, 469x312, 1747677580793303.png)

what is it with Americans and fad diets?

No. 2529136

File: 1747679907698.gif (7.22 MB, 500x500, jumpscare.gif)

>>2529092
>>2529090
wrong and wrong, Deathly Hallows Part 1 where Ron watches an illusion of Harry and Hermione having sex

No. 2529137

I want my boyfriend to give me an expensive gift. I dont even know what I want and I frankly dont really care that much about what it is. It could also be an expensive brick or something dumb like that. I just want it to be expensive. Yes, I have a job and yes I pay my bills myself yadayada independent woman. I just like the thought of him going to a store or ordering something just for me and making a big commitment to spend a large sum of money just to surprise me and make my day. I WANT AN EXPENSIVE TRINKET. Like a penguin gifting another penguin a rock. I would like to have a trinket to decorate my house with. But he never buys me stuff.

No. 2529145

File: 1747680332390.jpg (88.12 KB, 709x1015, 1000006438.jpg)

women can see men under the same madonna/whore complex that they subject us to, its not exclusively a man thing. for example i want so badly to bite and beat the shit out of a cute and pathetic man but i wouldn't treat my husband like that because i have a modicum of respect for him

No. 2529157

>>2529135
I dunno but
>low vitamin a diet
>highest signal-to-noise nutritional framework
Whatever I guess, people freaking out over vitamin a sounds funny

No. 2529159

>>2529136
NGL I laughed when I first saw that part. Ron feeling so cucked was just so funny to me because it's like duh, who the fuck would want a dorky, 3/10, ginger scrote?

No. 2529160

>>2529135
>Toxins
Name one toxin

No. 2529173

>>2529137
thats cringe.. is he broke or just doesnt care

No. 2529175

File: 1747681284276.jpg (Spoiler Image,57.83 KB, 736x564, 1000022114.jpg)

this is what all of those Minecraft coom 'memes' look like to me

No. 2529178

one of my posts is in one of the banners that refresh at the top of each page. this is really devastating and embarrassing.

No. 2529180

>>2529178
Which one is it?

No. 2529183

>>2529173
no he actually makes more money than me. im from an western european country where men sadly arent that romantic i guess

No. 2529189

the things i would do to be able to browse PULL one more time

No. 2529191

One time when I was a kid my sister and I went to the bathroom together at some diner. After she peed she took a whole roll of toilet paper and wiped herself with it, leaving a portion of it soggy. Then she just put it back on the shelf. When I asked her why the f she did that, she said it was just because she felt like it. I was disgusted but I didn’t say anything to anyone.

No. 2529194

>>2529191
you should totally bring that up at a family dinner "do you still use the whole toilet paper roll?"

No. 2529202

>>2529136
Completely forgot there was that Ron hallucination scene kek. Haven't seen that movie in forever because it's honestly kinda boring

No. 2529208

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Just finished a good and proper almost 3 hour cooking frenzy, I won't have to worry about food for the rest of the week

No. 2529275

>>2529208
What did you cook? I need ideas.

No. 2529295

>>2529275
>pasta with a tofu based lemon sauce
>butter bean stew that I'm gonna combine with toasted homemade bread
>panko coated sliced turkey breasts
>tortellini with truffle cheese sauce (these were premade, just heated them up and added some extra spices)
>oven roasted potato slices
>sauteed broccoli
Just remembered I also have some minced veal I got really cheap at the clearance section, probably gonna make some meatballs out of them tomorrow so it won't go bad and use the remaining potatoes to make a puree or mash with some chopped vegetables.

No. 2529312

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starbuck made me sleepy again good night

No. 2529322

>>2529295
Noted and saved. Very nice

No. 2529355

>>2529312
sweet dreams nona

No. 2529451

Some alarm has been ringing for well over 24 hours now. I can hear it from my home. One time my house alarm went off after a party and I couldn't get it off so I just disconnected it after an angry neighbour shouted at me. Why has no one addressed this fucking alarm? I'd go looking but I guarantee there's 30 or more houses closer than me that should sort it

No. 2529454

>>2529451
>Nona lives in nuketown

No. 2529459

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hey reddit, 22m here my 17yro girlfriend wants a pet cat. i am jobless and i do not go to university and i live across the ocean and i don’t smell very good right now. what do i do?

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No. 2529474

>>2529472
Grand rising.

No. 2529495

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I identify as scubosexual, gonna hang it in my living room window so everyone knows.

No. 2529500

>>2529495
yeah Van Halen is cool

No. 2529529

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I really really really like this image

No. 2529544

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i just finished some extensive cleaning of my home, and i'm rewarding myself by sorting through a bag of jelly beans that i got and throwing away all the gross ones that i don't like. life is pretty good nonnies

No. 2529566

I was so happy for a Job I posted about it in the career thread, time passes and the same job has completely sucked me dry of humanity. Why is life this way?

Ps the old people at my job need to chill no cap

No. 2529572

>>2529160
To me it would be stuff like “harvesting oats by spraying down the whole crop in Round-Up so the plants die and dry out faster, then eating those same oats” but knowing diet peddlers they’re probably just making something random up.

No. 2529594

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I’ve been sick the past few days with limited energy to do much. So the majority of my time has been spent reading web novel slop. I’ve learned a lot about Chinese fandom terminology and tropes, I wonder if this is how people just getting into anime feel.

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Idk why, but I always think about the fact that there are probably some evil nurses in old folks homes pinching people's grandmas and grandpas

No. 2529663

>>2529650
Evil nurses do way worse than just pinching nonnie.

No. 2529696

I wish my life hadn’t turned out this way

No. 2529714

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if i ever have a kid i will not let them shave their unibrow

No. 2529720

>>2529714
i'm shaving off my eyebrows in retaliation to that picture what the fuck is that

No. 2529727

>>2529720
just a cute lil kitty

No. 2529731

>>2529720
Um wow poseur, that's clearly Shiteyan'yo

No. 2529883

tapioca pudding is so good i havent bought it in so long

No. 2529989

Had a guy I'm barely involved with ask me if he can send me shirtless pics and I said yeah whatever go for it. He proceeded to send me the most unflattering pics of his dad bod and I replied with "hot diggidy damn" and then "well I hope that was enough validation for you" and I could tell he was triggered to hell and back kek. He said "you sure have a way with words" and I sent him the shrug emoji. Why bother sending shirtless pics if you're not even hot?

No. 2530096

I went outside without a bra in a fitted t-shirt for the first time in my life, I think.
I came out of the gym sweaty as fuck and didn't have another bra, so I just decided "fuck it, if my nipples are hard I'm sure they can deal with it". And I actually felt so free and actually really sexy. It's not like no one would have noticed since I have D's, but I was secure enough not to care today.

No. 2530098

>>2529989
>A guy I'm barely involved with
You should tell him that if he's gonna be a whore, the least he can do is be a hot one

No. 2530103

>>2528084
Yes, there definitely are, and a lot of them obsess over the retarded bratty sitcoms meant for children. Hannah Montana tier shit. I have to bite my tongue every time I come across one. I cannot even begin to comprehend watching shit like iCarly or Victoria Justice as an adult.

No. 2530197

It always makes me laugh how in Donnie Darko his parents thought he literally had schizophrenia because his sister had a boyfriend kek

No. 2530199

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i love thi so much

No. 2530202

>>2529989
Kekkk ily anon

No. 2530213

Thinking of my high school friend's mom's bf who loved to put cucumbers on fucking everything. He also didn't believe in draining noodles and would let them sit until each strand was as thick as a fucking bootlace. He was a nice guy when I came over but I couldn't stand seeing noodles or cucumbers for a year after that

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thinking about some delicious tiramisu i had a while back

No. 2530231

I bit pieces out of both sides of my tongue and it hurts so bad to even drink water

No. 2530240

There was a 9 in my class who I was considering making my baby daddy (I'm a 4) but then I realised I was smarter than him and lost interest

No. 2530242

>>2530240
>babydaddy
Why not husband or boyfriend? Why straight to a poor mans concubine?

No. 2530244

>>2530242
Women these days are filled with low standards, it's depressing.

No. 2530246

>>2530240
just be a surrogate

No. 2530247

>>2530244
>womon these days
why are you generalizing? I think most women with a working brain don't strive to become a single mother like that anon.

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No. 2530255

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No. 2530261

>>2530242
Because I don't want to cohabit with him

No. 2530273

I just want to have five baby daddies instead of living with one husband, but pregnancy scares me and I don't want my children to get my bad genetics

No. 2530297

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>>2530273
Even if you had good genetics you'll end up on Maury

No. 2530370

delicious quinoa, susan

No. 2530371

new thread
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