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Previous thread:
>>>/ot/2439028Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and retarded cows!
First, let's start with the ongoing Chappelle lore:
Ronald McDonald aka Chappelle Roan is coming out with new mooosic
>>2440348 >>2443908
More paps of Ronald McDonald in public
>>2442390More queerbaiting and pandering from Ronald McDonald
>>2444195More fake and gay pandering from her about her song "The Giver" ooo soo lesbian-y
>>2446958 >>2446959
>>2446960 and guess what? Nobody gave a shit about it and the world spins
>>2448374Azealia Banks comments on Ronald
>>2448288 and anons comment on how equally fucked in the head she is as well
>>2450811 >>2448288
>>2450967Ronald has a fugly mural in Dublin despite her doing nothing
>>2452180Spotted in Brooklyn
>>2454149Call Her Daddy interview clips
>>2462866 >>2462870
>>2462904 >>2466765
>>2466829 >>2467589
Chappelle says fame is like an "
abusive ex-husband"
>>2467942Ongoing Ye lore:
Kanye screencaps wanting to "wage war" with his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian because she owns North's trademark or something
>>2446371Kanye calls Beyonce and Jay-Z's kids retarded and is now running to Japan to evade legal troubles because of this
>>2452570Also calls his ex-wife and his family "sex workers"
>>2452871TMZ reports that Kim quickly ended North's visit with Kanye after realizing Andrew and Tristan were about to be in the same space as her daughter
>>2453319Ongoing Sabrina lore:
Sabrina Carpenter sandwiches herself inbetween two men on stage
>>2450038 and her fans defend her as a "sex liberated stunning queen" kek
>>2453470The others:
Kourtney Kardashian having a mid-life crisis
>>2439108 >>2439116
Elon's tranny son was conceived through IVF
>>2439675Skelliana's new deluxe album cover is skinwalking Jhene Aiko's album cover "Souled Out"
>>2440474Parents of Ezra Miller's
victims claim they lied for clout, #justice4ezrafags
>>2440920Irrelevant Marvel wash-up Scarlett Johannsson explains why she doesn't want anybody taking photos of her
>>2441367Tiktokfags deride ASAP Rocky for visibly flirting with jailbait porn show Euphoria actress, Sydney Sweeney while Rihanna stays at home paying his bills and helping him out of jail sentences like the passenger princess he is
>>2441405 even more milk about their obviously unbalanced relationship
>>2444468Bill Burr grift faggotry about Elon
>>2441549More white-on-white wigger crime with Alabama Baker vs. Bhad Bhabie (please don't hate me for this mods it's a joke)
>>2443324Selena Gomez cozying up with her neanderthal she stole out of a museum in a creepy IG screencap
>>2444276 and seen singing about her ugly handler in her new music video
>>2447791 also did a Hot Ones with him
>>2454967Anon notices Justin Beiber is regaining his memories of Diddy-time and is looking rough
>>2444362 and shit about his stalker wife Hailey
>>2445501 >>2446163, also goes into a MK Ultra meltdown and posts his baby butt naked on his IG
>>2468522Video of Lil Tay calling out Bhad Babie and accuses her of ragebaiting with her music, sending her death threats when she was nine and showed up to her home with two bodyguards to intimidate her
>>2445000Retards debate if White Lotus star Jason Isaacs wore a prosthetic in his nude scene good fucking god I hate life
>>2446503Universal music owes Iggy Azalea millions of dollars and goes on a ghetto rant about it
>>2447643 >>2447646 she also ominously comments on a man and his love for sending pictures of his penis to other people
>>2454219Lana looks weird and told a fan to not upload a picture of her
>>2447839 >>2447987
Police say that Gene Hackman's wife did the impossible: call from a phone while dead KEK
>>2450286Gwen Stefani (context: she's married to Blake Shelton lol) praises a Tucker Carlson interview
>>2450357Jojo Siwa dressed like Egyptian goddess Hathor with her tongue sticking out
>>2450431 also selling VIP tour tickets for fucking $900 dollars kek
>>2465940Goop queen Gwenyth Paltrow says she has a lot of sex scenes with twink Timothee Chamalet in latest film project
>>2450480 and the public is asshurt over the age gap of the two actors kek
>>2452486 >>2452491
Jonathan Majors admits to strangling ex-gf
>>2450496MTV is officially dead along with its movie awards
>>2450634Lollapalooza 2025 full line-up
>>2450916Jaime King lost custody of her kids because of drug use
>>2451367Sabrina avoids taking pictures with grown ass men and try to guilt her
>>2451367New promo for Marina single dropped and anon's comment on how botched she looks
>>2451848Doja rubs on ugly leprechaun Jack Harlow
>>2456032Impractical Jokers Joe Gatto has sex abuse allegations against him
>>2456706 >>2456848
>>2456858Olivia Rodrigo bends and gives a disgusting moneyshot of her private bits to a Lollapalooza audience in Chile
>>2459923Meghan Markle poses with her kids
>>2460334Grimes diagnosed with autism/ADHD (wow we're so surprised!!)
>>2460613Rachel Zelger blamed for live-action Snow White box office flop
>>2462631 and lowest-rated movie on IMDB
>>2464783Joe Gatto checked into in-patient facility
>>2462957Florence Pugh is going to be in a capeshit marvelslop movie
>>2463069Skelliana blind item rumors that she dumped SpongeBob, also her album of shitting on her ex-husband came out this month I guess
>>2465022 >>2465072
Murr of Impractical Jokers acknowledges Joe Gatto's allegations
>>2465111James Murray accused of sending inappropriate messages to a minor
>>2465486 >>2465490
>>2465497 also screenshot of him making out with a minor
>>2465572Neil Patrick Harris is getting cancelled
>>2465857Live action Legend of Zelda for 2027 has been announced and your typical boring line-up of actors and actresses have been chosen, with the token tranny Hunter Schaefer that might unfortunately be playing as Zelda
>>2466058Nathan Fielder has been visiting Elizabeth Holmes the OG girlboss in prison for a top-secret documentary
>>2466176Lana is releasing new music and her face looks like that kid from that 90s show Doug
>>2468547 No. 2469201
>>2469198This one pretty please, help a
nonny out pls it’s also my first time doing it because I’m personally interested in the Kanye arc
No. 2469217
>>2469209Kekk anytime
nonnie ♥
No. 2469272
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Beiber crashing out
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>>2469272Hes coming unglued
No. 2469303
>>2469272Unpopular opinion but I'm tired of this druggie doing stupid shit to get attention. If you've been abused, either speak up to help yourself and the
victims (although I think he's got to abuse other people too and that's why he's scared shitless) or shut the fuck up and stop posting shady shit involving babies in instagram. My god what an attention whore.
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>>2469272>>2469279Last night Hailey Bieber had unfollowed Justin amid his Instagram crashout (picrel). PR team and herself probably saw that the fans caught on and took to social media, and she’s now following him again— just checked as I’m typing.
I wonder if this crashout is also caused by severe cracks in the marriage, besides Selena’s engagement and him very publicly reliving the Diddy saga. That would explain him posting pictures of his son while he’s clearly on drugs in his stories. Sad.
No. 2469439
>>2469196I was watching the Osbournes on Prime and it was the episode Ozzy goes to the dentist and keeps asking for nitrous. Same shit Kanye is addicted too. Ozzy was completely monged out and they had to give him oxygen. If Kanye is doing that regularly that's his brain fucked. He most likely is brain damaged which is sad if you enjoyed his music. I cant even stomach to watch this interview.
I do think Kim and the fellow Kardashians definitely pimp themselves out. If you watch kuwtk from about season 10 onwards there's so many hints about it. I have most seasons on an external hard drive and I noticed when channel E still existed some of the episodes had been edited a bit since my copies. I do worry about Kris' grandkids, I feel like Kourtney is hated by Kris because she fought for less involvement with the show and allowed her kids a say on if they'd be filmed or not. Plus she got a rich husband now and doesn't have to pander to the kardashian brand anymore.
I reckon brain damage kanye is like a clock, he's going to be correct twice a day at least.
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I knew that she looked botched, but oh my god. She looks terrifying in that new video.
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>>2469466her veneers literally look like a cartoonishly large pair of costume teeth
No. 2469515
>>2469439Retarded, always on drugs, an MK ultra
victim, likely seen a bunch of kids being raped like all of these celebricows and probably raped some himself. He was bound to go nutters like this
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>>2469466Her face reminds me of those weird Sims you see on Tumblr with the upturned mouths and weird noses and large teeth. You guys know what I'm on about? Like picrel.
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ariana's eyebrows are so botched. don't touch your face kids
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>>2469818Why do this to yourself girl. Rhetorical. She must have constant headaches
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A screenshot of biebz FaceTiming possibly Hailey, originally posted to his Instagram but now deleted.
No. 2469923
>>2469847Nta but this specific part
>Azealia Banks comments on Ronald >>2448288 isn't referring to Chappell though, Azealia wasn't talking about her. Maybe OP thought Chappell was in the screencap cause of the hair color? idk
No. 2469934
>>2469924He could have been a talented actor or even singer but started cosplaying as Michael Jackson and it creeped everyone out. And jst to finish my sperg in general, drugs or trauma probably had something to do with it but refusing to acknowledge he
currently sounds like a creepy MJ impersonator is why no one likes his music. Being a weird, off-putting new age fag is why he can't get acting jobs. And that is the end of that story
No. 2470106
>>2469847>>2469923>>2469951>>2470012I'm
>>2469521 and I don't think op "quoted the wrong post" because the followup posts after
>anons comment on how equally fucked in the head she is as wellare comments about Azealia's interactions with troons, specifically because she is defending troons while shitting on Rowling. The broken quote in the middle would have linked back to the original screenshot of Azealia being a piece of shit to Rowling.
>>2470015Sorry you got shit on for stating the obvious, anon, thanks for taking the bullet meant for me though kekk
No. 2470111
>>2470101Why do you discredit him simply for being a man? Do you expect a mentally ill and severely traumatized person to not act mentally ill and severely traumatized?
>despite Haims mother saying it never happenedI'm at a loss, suddenly
victims of rape are totes going to tell their parents, especially a young boy being exploited in Hollywood by rich and successful men telling him they'll blacklist or hurt him if he tells? Since when do rape
victims automatically report it to their parents, you discredit him solely off of being a delusional male but yet you
know Hollywood is full of disgusting pedophiles. Charlie Sheen is a known hiv positive sex addicted freak. It's evident that Feldman has been through a ton and his sincerity gets him endlessly mocked, but pretending he's a liar when he was a child star at the height of Hollywood degeneracy is kind of cruel and ridiculous. Also the other Corey wasn't destined for anymore success when he passed, he was a bloated and washed up alcoholic with no other prospects. Were he alive, he would likely be doing embrassing grifts and odd jobs as well. Corey Feldman may be male, but he is brave for sticking up for his best friend in the face of a huge machine that routinely rapes and exploits and children. I know he isn't talented but that doesn't make him a liar and you must be a moron if you believe Charlie Sheen just because Corey never told his mother about being raped.
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>>2469272The Baldwins are 100% going to push for conservatorship over Bieber
No. 2470494
>>2469196>Swastika chain>Yeezys black KKK robe>"I'm evil"His edgelord act is so tryhard its entertainingly pathetic to watch, his mental illness is so palpable you can tell it's more than just a cashgrab. I love when mentally ill celebrities are this entertaining; dance, monkey, dance! My question is why and how hasn't Kim taken full custody yet. Being around this cannot be healthy for North (and the other unpopular boy children).
>>2469414Kek this is so embarrassing even as a publicity stunt, imagine being married with a child and pettily unfollowing eachother on ig after an argument like you're 3rd graders.
>>2469818She's like all those "irl dolly" Venus copycat youtubers that predictably end up suicidal at the sign of their first wrinkle, those eyebrows are beyond ridiculous.
>>2470106You're reading too much into it, it was clearly a mistake as it would make no sense to refer to both Chappel
and JKR as Ronald. Just troonfoiling and baiting for no reason, calm down.
No. 2470579
>>2470111you’re acting like feldman is automatically some saint for surviving sexual abuse. i feel for the guy but you clearly dont know much about him. you seemed to miss the entire part where i say he made a DOCUMENTARY about corey haim’s rape (it was literally called the “the rape of corey haim”). he is literally capitalizing and YES, riding the coattails of his friend when he does this shit. it is one thing to speak out and i agree its brave how often he has, but its absolutely insane to out the things Haim apparently told him in private when Haim is dead and cant defend himself and then release an entire documentary on it, asking for money to make it, for tickets to view it and he tried to crowdfund for security for himself because he claimed people would try to kill him for releasing it. As you pointed out, Haim wasnt a kid when he died, he was a grown man, if he wanted this story out there he would have shared it himself. Its absolutely gross that Feldman took it on when Haim’s family was very against Feldman doing so. That is why I brought up his mom, because like it or not, she is his family and Feldman is going against Haim’s mothers wishes when he profited off Haim’s rape to try to be a hero. Haim was extremely close to his mom and was the one who had an actual relationship with him. Her wishes should be respected. There are many many other examples of Feldman using Haim like this, I mean fuck, they were barely even friends at the end of Haim’s life, and they were definitely not as close at Feldman claims. If you watch the Two Coreys tv series, Feldman constantly painted this picture like Feldman was doing so much better than Haim all the time, and although the majority of the fights on that show were scripted there was a lot of realness, and Haim even went off script and confronted Feldman about how Feldman actually introduced Haim to his rapist (and Feldman actually put that rapist is a movie with Haim later on in life) Haim said corey wasnt there for him when he needed him when all that was happening to him, yet now he acts like he’s this saint and hero to Haim. Feldman even says he wasnt “raped to the degree Haim was” and says he only woke up once with a guy trying to fondle him. Which yes I agree is horrible but its just weird he is so willing to explicitly state the details of Haim’s rape, even going so far to say Charlie Sheen used crisco oil, yet he never speaks on his own abuse. Its almost like it should be the
victims story to share? I have no idea where you got this bullshit that I dont believe Feldman “cause he’s a man”, makes you come off like a retard to be frank, but my gripes with Feldman go far beyond something so simple. I BELIEVE both coreys had horrible shit happen to them, I just think its fucked Feldman uses Haim’s name for his own gain. And in terms of my comments on Haim’s talent, I meant that if not for the drugs and rape, Haim was clearly the more talented of the two and could have been a big star where as even in the best case scenario, Feldman would have never translated into superstardom cause he’s just not that great at acting as an adult. But this last part is purely my own opinion.
No. 2470919
>>2470579What a bunch of schizobabble.
>uses Haims name for his own gainHe has gained nothing. He has been mocked relentlessly and used as a punchline.
No. 2470973
>>2469209Kek, that's what i went through before the sage rule was implemented to this thread, making a new celebricow thread is quite the grand task.
>>2469856I know this is not really relevant to this thread, but my god is this re-recording BAD. It sounds like how in some stores they wouldn't play the original version of the song, instead it would be a cover by a random person who can barely sing.
>>2470533Good, he's too ugly.
>>2470965Why does she insist on making this artsy fartsy shit? She should do some simple country songs and call it a day.
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words cannot express how much i hate this casting
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Val Kilmer dead at 65.
>His daughter Mercedes told The New York Times the cause was pneumonia. He was 65. He had been battling throat cancer for several years.
>One of his most memorable roles was playing the charismatic and doomed Morrison in Oliver Stone’s 1991 “The Doors.” Kilmer memorized the lyrics to all of Morrison’s songs before his audition, and he immersed himself in the role, wearing clothes similar to the singer’s for close to a year. Roger Ebert wrote of his turn as Jim Morrison, “The performance is the best thing in the movie — and since nearly every scene centers on Morrison, that is not small praise.”https://variety.com/2025/film/news/val-kilmer-dead-batman-forever-tombstone-1236354606/ No. 2471116
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Keke palmer interviewed Jonathan Majors (convicted for assaulting his ex) and the description is insane. It makes sense that she's being pushed so hard right now if she's willing to interview abusers with intentions of "forgiveness"
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>>2470965holy shit those chompers are fucking huge. why is miley doing this to her own face? i know she struggled with her teeth before but this is way worse than what it originally was
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>>2471084Anon forgot to mention this isn't just one biopic. All 4 members are getting their own movie and they are getting released on the same day. they are try to do a barbenheimer kind of thing. Place your bets on which beatle will get the lowest box office!
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/beatles-biopic-movies-cast-sam-mendes-release-1236177326/John>Paul>Ringo>George No. 2471425
>>2470579Damn
nonnie, agreed.
No. 2471490
>>2471084>>2471473somehow the actors they chose are even uglier and less charming than the beatles were
barry keoghan seriously looks like handsome squidward.. why is he pouting like that??
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>>2471473Why does Barry have the plasticnproud double upper lip? kek
No. 2471653
>>2471116This is so weird, wasn't she also assaulted by her ex? She could've done this episode on someone getting cancelled for edgy behavior online, not a man convicted for beating his wife. Seems like a pickme trying to rationalize why men are like this thus desperately trying to redeem her ex in her mind.
Sidebar, but I don't get why so many people consider her an icon besides her funny personality. Has she been in anything relevant since True Jackson like two decades ago?
>>2471473The others look ugly in a normal way but holy fuck, Barry's a whole jumpscare. Looks like an even more bogged Cillian Murphy if he was 97 and filled to the brim with botox. Purge mask looking ass.
No. 2471668
>>2471084If they didn’t list the casting, I would have no idea who is meant to be playing which Beatle. That’s how little they look like them. Please god let us have some new non ugly actors holy shit I’m so sick of seeing the same dozen actors recycled over and over.
>>2471473This photo evoked genuine rage in me. Id believe you if you said these guys were cast as a date rapist, a haunted marionette doll, a chomo, and a drunken idiot. Not the Beatles wtf. How can someone so hideously ugly be repeatedly cast in movies (as anything other than a literal gargoyle) and even held up as some kind of sex symbol? You know exactly which one I’m talking about without me needing to even say it. Taking everything in me rn to not find a local bruja to put a curse on these films Poltergeist style. Y’all hate Sabrina Carpenter because of her weird sexy baby schtick. I hate her because she looked us straight in the face and tried to say that this man is sexy. These types of straight women must be secret monsterfuckers and this is the closest they can get irl.
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>>2471473Holy fuck Barry jumpscared me. He literally looks like a wax figure. He's absolutely had work done or at least got fillers in order to try and make himself look more conventionally attractive or sharper but it's just backfired and made him look greasy, bloated and repulsive. He wasn't exactly super handsome to start with but he did look better with his natural features. I guess this is karma for him treating his ex like shit and abandoning their child.
As for the others, well the one on the left looks like a serial killer, Paul Mescal looks like a high-functioning alcoholic bricklayer who only got 2 GCSEs, Harris Dickinson is the only one who looks normal but even then he looks strange too. Still, none of these people should be playing the Beatles. They can't act well enough to play anything besides a creepy character or someone's love interest.
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J biebs is a true Pisces male kek
No. 2471796
>>2471740So her dming Noah Schnapp did work kek.
>>2471793Same
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>>2471793Me too, she looked so cute.
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>>2471735He's a really weird one for me because sometimes he looks handsome and other times he looks like a coke-nostril alien lifeform sent to infiltrate Hollywood. I think he was quite nice looking in the Chicken Shop date video but it's mixed really. Babygirl was such a bad movie in general I found everyone hideous kek.
I cannot stand Paul Mescal though. There's no way they cast this Celtic neanderthal meathead of a moid in a show where he had to play a young, sensitive teenager exploring his feelings for a woman. Normal People was trash as it is but I was genuinely confused to see women gushing over this moid considering he looks like if the moai emoji was given sentience. There's something about him that looks sleazy and untrustworthy, like his socks smell of mildew and he hasn't had a shower in 3 days. I'll give him some credit and say that he'd be an excellent Wetherspoons bouncer but he probably doesn't even know how to read so I guess figuring out people's IDs might be a bit too difficult for him.
No. 2471950
>>2471806>>2471793Kekking at her being triple the size of the middle aged mexican women behind her. She looked horrid, I thought we missed fat Lana because its hilarious a 40 year old wannabe lolita got obese and continued wearing pigtails and smol crop tops?
>>2471811>Unironic belieber in 2025 hoping someone streams his album>"Also, stop obsessing over trannies. It's stupid and embarrassing."You need to integrate or leave, we don't do that retardation here.
No. 2472029
>>2471836As someone from Dublin, I always thought Paul Mescal looked like a random guy who would be mildly judgemental towards me for not being interested in GAA. Then I looked him up and found out that he apparently played GAA for Kildare.
I will never forgive him for popularising that stupid rugby mullet haircut over here. They're even worse than the fades.
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>>2469272Posting this from the previous thread again. He 100% got raped as a child, yet he is posting his own newborn sons butt for the worlds predators to see. Worried this will be a cycle repeated.
No. 2472136
>>2471653>This is so weird, wasn't she also assaulted by her ex?yeah he sexually assaulted her iirc
>Seems like a pickme trying to rationalize why men are like this thus desperately trying to redeem her ex in her mind.probably, i'll sage because this is old but 6 years ago she kinda tried to defend R Kelly in a breakfast club interview at the 14:40 mark
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>>2471787Everyone bitching about how Selena still isn't over him, he's been married 7 years and has a baby, he's not thinking about her blah blah hes moved on well here you go, he's salty as fuck. He's just as obsessed and bitter as she is.