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No. 237759

Anyone else hates humble bragging on this website? As another anon pointed it out on the plastic surgery thread:

> let me guess, are you a perfect pale skinned 4'9 fairy with the face of a toddler, measurements of 32-21-43, curvier than kim k, tight vag and everything else but you actually hate it and want it to change because it's such a struggle and would rather be an acne covered man faced string bean


smh, out of all the places on the internet, this board just happens to be filled with a bunch of girls claiming how they have these better than porn star level bodies naturally but actually hate it

Inb4 ''you must be insecure and fugly !!1!!1!'', yes, I am not attractive but that's beyond the point, who comes on lolcow to see a bunch of girls shitpost about how much prettier and better than you they are? Lolcow even makes you insecure about being taller than 5' feet at times.

No. 237764

There's probably nothing i hate more (besides robots of course), here and irl.
A lot of anons can't seem to comprehend that some people might be okay with being less than perfect in certain aspects, they'll immediatly yell about how insecure you supposedly are…
Same with whining about feeling miserable even though they're "naturally slim, have a loving boyfriend and a high paying job", like what more do you want?
(And as a tall girl it infuriates me to no end when short girls complain about getting mistaken for being younger…)

No. 237766

>>237764
>(And as a tall girl it infuriates me to no end when short girls complain about getting mistaken for being younger…)
Now, that's just projecting anon.

No. 237768

>>237764
Are we the same person, anon? Everything you said is so true to me. Girls claiming they still get carded and people mistake them for 12yos are the most insufferable people on earth. Especially when they complain that people only call them ''cute'' and not ''sexy''. It must be a hard lyf being pretty and desirable truly

No. 237769

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I don't think humble bragging is as big of a problem as hypocrisy is on this website tbh, like people worrying/complaining about their age while simultaneously shitting on some cow because they look so old in a selfie.
That and the people provoking unnecessary infighting, it's embarrassing and weird. Like, I get people have different opinions but some people just go straight off the deep end real quick.

No. 237774

>>237769
Farmers' relationship with ageing really is awful… Some girls call cows past 22 old? For example, I see some people say Yumi is ageing sooo poorly, like are they srs? It gives you the feeling some farmers will kill themselves once they reach 30 with this kind of mindset

No. 237776

>>237769
>>237774

I'd blame weeb womenchildren farmers. They are all obsessed with being a ~cute real loli uwu~ that any sight of a tall nose or nasolabial folds drives them into full shitpost mode along with obsession with looking like teenagers.

No. 237777

Holy fuck and the anon who claimed it was only those crazy fat feminists who think hentai and comic book bodies are unattainable and huge hips, tiny waist and breast implants are "boring chub pear"


I wish they banned obvious humblebrags

No. 237778

I guess I have shit self esteem but the ultra nitpicky comments really get to me. they will tear appart a girl for having fine lines under her eyes, that's a normal things and most celebrity whose face isn't fucking frozen have that too, it's a part of being human.

Or in the kpop thread they'll tear appart beautiful girls calling them uggos or fugly, if thoses girls are fugly then most regular people are deformed monsters, it's ridiculous.

But it doesn't surprise me since a farmer posted on here saying that she was going to kill herself for having small breast because she isn't a real woman and no man will ever desire her, some of us are very unstable.

On the other side you have a thread dedicated to which disgusting men they want to fuck, they have retarded standards .

No. 237779

>>237766
>>237768
When i was just a 2nd grader a new teacher thought i'm a teacher as well and at 10 i got mistaken for being my dad's wife or my little sister's mother. Adults also always had higher expectations, unless they managed to constantly remind themselves that i wasn't older than my friends.
I'd say correcting them as a little child is a lot harder than explaining the opposite as an adult.
And if you're taller than the average man your dating pool is extremely limited too.

No. 237780

>>237778
There's nothing wrong with you for having normal reactions to dumb bullshit, anon.

No. 237781

Whats annoying is a the tall girls here getting angry at small girls out of jealousy. They never admit that though. Your post and >>237764 scream projection. You can literally model and are the epitome of western beauty let the small girls have their uguu loli cute shit.

No. 237782

>>237781
You're acting like the textbook example of lolcow humblebragging right now. Tall girls aren't allowed to feel bad over being made to feel masculine by everyone?

No. 237785

>>237781
>Call tall girls jealous
>Accuse them of projecting

Sound like YOU are projecting anon

No. 237787

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>>237778
This
All that shit and watching people argue about the most trivial shit gets exhausting real fast
This place can be cool, but most of the time it's just a huge downer

No. 237790

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>>237781
> Being tall = You can literally model and are the epitome of western beauty
This must be bait…

No. 237808

>>237764
>tfw being above average height has never saved me from getting mistaken for younger
If I have to have a babyface can't I at least be a cute uguu loli instead of looking like a gangly 12 year old? Fuck.

No. 237815

I hate this website's obsession with plastic surgery.
So many anons immediately jump to PS as a viable option for the smallest imperfection, whether it's the cows or themselves.
Like where the fuck do you live where suggesting major surgery is a perfectly reasonable solution for anything? And it's always for something silly like a slight nose bump or whatever. That's not healthy.

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No. 237818

Ok but I have to say that being 5'1" isn't that cool. I'd love to be taller.

No. 237819

>>237816
I'm just saying age mistaking isn't necessarily related to height.

No. 237820

>>237819
Then stop hijacking the thread to talk about ''muh baby face'', girls who say that usually look 40

No. 237821

>>237815
We have lots of weebs here who think you're the ugliest person in the world if you have one unattractive feature so would rather spend tons of money and time getting surgery than to deal with having the feature

No. 237822

>>237818
This thread is about humble bragging. Nobody is saying that being unhappy with your height (or anything else) isn't valid, it just depends on the way you word your complaint.

No. 237825

>>237820
I'm only going off what other people have told me. No one has ever complimented me for it, it's usually people obnoxiously making fun of me. It's not the worst thing in the world and assuming I don't start aging differently when I get older (which is pretty likely), I'd appreciate it, but it's not really fun and it doesn't mean you look good.

No. 237826

>>237825
men harrassing you from age 11 because you already look like a woman seems so much more better after all right? fuck off

No. 237827

>>237826
What's with the persecution complex? I literally said "it's not the worst thing in the world", so no I don't think that's better. It just doesn't mean I have to like getting laughed at behind my back and to my face because "haha anon looks like a kid" either.

No. 237828

>>237825
You do realize that what you're doing right now is humble bragging?
> i was bullied for looking so young
> but at least i'm goona stay attractive for longer teehee

>>237821
Just the fact that we have a plastic surgery thread there anons encourage each other to do so…

No. 237830

>>237828
I said it's likely I won't stay attractive for longer, but on the off-chance I do it'd be nice and I'd actually have something to be thankful for from it. Aging doesn't really work like that for most people so I highly doubt it will happen to me.

Looking young =/= looking good and people need to stop acting like it does. It doesn't make you cute and appealing. People don't stop in the street and go "oh what a cute little girl!". It's only ever been used by other girls to mock me and my appearance and talk about how mature and sexy they look in comparison. It's not necessarily "bragging" to complain about it nor is it necessarily a good thing. I'm not going to pretend I have some terrible lot in life, but getting told to shut the fuck up because you're "bragging" when it's never once been a good think gets old.

No. 237831

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>>237830
lets pretend youthfulness isnt extremely value in women okay

No. 237834

>>237831
Youthfulness is valued, and yet it doesn't mean all 20 year old women are attractive. It's youthful AND hot.

No. 237836

>>237830
You can defend yourself all you want, but it's very hard to believe that people really say "haha anon looks like a kid" or talk about how "mature and sexy" they look in comparison… Nobody in the real world, outside of movies does that.

No. 237838

>>237836
>your experiences aren't real because I've never seen it happen
You'd be surprised how much people can be stupid assholes.

No. 237839

>>237815
agreed
I thought of plastic surgery as an option for 'not liking your body' when I was like.. 12 or something. I still think that if you WANT to do it, it's your choice; but I'd never recommend it to anyone. People here who say "get surgery your nose doesn't look like that of an anime character" are just delusional and embarrassing

No. 237840

samefag cause I'm too stupid to press the right button but

I never understood humble bragging at all; if you like sth about your body you can of course say it, I mean liking yourself is not a bad thing, but complaining about literally being the epitome of western beauty standards? Doesn't make sense to me
Btw EVERY type of woman, no matter if her body abides to society's standards of beauty, gets harrassed. Every woman. So shut up

No. 237841

>>237840
This. This is why the "I looked older so I got harassed as a kid" shit bothers me too. That might have contributed, and yeah that sucks. But I also got harassed as a kid and I'm pretty sure I looked exactly like my age.

No. 237844

>>237840
There was a farmer in the man hating thread complaining about how the new actress for Lara Croft's role having small breast was big breast erasure and that feminist hate big boogs because they're sexy and men love them. And that she was very sad about losing such a big breasted icon.
Felt terrible for her.

No. 237845

>>237838
Of course people can be assholes, but i don't believe that the sentence "I'm so mature and sexy in comparison to you!" did come out of any persons mouth…

>>237841
You might have been harassed by literal pedophiles, but they only make up a very small percentage of the population; however if you're tall it can be really any man. They might be shocked and even apologize afterwards because they saw nothing wrong with making a cheeky comment or catcalling an adult women, but then get shocked that they did that to a preteen.

No. 237849

>>237845
It's really more common than you think for preteens to get catcalled, especially in big population areas. Men are gross.

No. 237851

>>237845
>Of course people can be assholes, but i don't believe that the sentence "I'm so mature and sexy in comparison to you!" did come out of any persons mouth…
Not that exact sentence, no. But she did start loudly proclaiming to all of her friends one by one, "Can you BELIEVE anon is 19? I thought she was 12! She looks like a baby! I'm only 17 but I get mistaken for way older all the time teehee" and this is a pretty accurate paraphrase.

There are more girls like this than you think.

No. 237855

Can't we just accept that people can be treated shittily by others for looking different than the norm regardless of what end of the spectrum it is, and just because some people have it worse doesn't make being treated like shit suck any less?

No. 237857

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Let's face the truth, plenty of men will consider dating a short girl, but the taller you get, the more difficult it'll be.

No. 237859

>>237857
But it doesn't really matter what 5'7 men wants tbh

No. 237860

>>237857
And? Lots of girls don't like guys who are shorter than them either. The guy being taller than the girl is almost always considered the ideal. Gender norms are a bitch.

No. 237861

yeah, i despise it, but it does not make me feel less attractive for being 69kg at 165cm kek. i hate it because it's vapid and talking like that is such a bad stereotype for women

No. 237862

>>237860
And that means that if you're taller than the average man you're pretty much undateable to most of them, but if you're a short girl nearly every guy is taller and that's a clear advantage.

No. 237866

>>237862
But the thing is there a lot of people in the world. Not many women go over 6 feet and there's tons of men that do and won't mind since you're still shorter. There's also plenty of shorter guys that won't mind taller girls or even prefer them, because there are people with all kinds of preferences. I know some midget-tier girls have a bit of trouble because of the extreme height gap too. Anyone who is not a perfectly ideal average in every aspect will probably have some feature that makes you less than attractive to the opposite sex, but it doesn't mean you're undateable or will have all that much trouble finding someone.

No. 237867

>>237862
Short girls love super tall dudes too.

No. 237868

>>237862
But you also have a higher chance of having weird midget proportions and if you get fat you'll look like a chubby kid.

No. 237869

>>237866
you talk like us tall girls are pining so hard for manlets to give us attention lmao

No. 237870

>>237830
>Looking young =/= looking good and people need to stop acting like it does. It doesn't make you cute and appealing. People don't stop in the street and go "oh what a cute little girl!". It's only ever been used by other girls to mock me and my appearance and talk about how mature and sexy they look in comparison. It's not necessarily "bragging" to complain about it nor is it necessarily a good thing. I'm not going to pretend I have some terrible lot in life, but getting told to shut the fuck up because you're "bragging" when it's never once been a good think gets old.

this is true and i don't know why it's so hard to understand for some. this isn't an example of humble bragging

No. 237871

>>237869
Why are you complaining about the hardships of dating while shitting on other people for their height?

No. 237872

>>237869
The anon was complaining that guys don't like girls who are taller than them. If you don't even want to ever be with a guy shorter than you then that doesn't even really matter does it? Also being willing to date a guy shorter than you if you liked him and he liked you isn't the same as "pining for manlets".

No. 237874

>>237871
oh i have a boyfriend, don't worry. doesn't change the fact no one likes short guys

No. 237875

>>237874
Why do you need to be so hateful towards short guys?

No. 237876

>>237875
men aren't allowed here anon, you can gtfo

No. 237877

>>237875
That anon sounds like an actual r9k manlet who discovered lolcow for the first time, and is trying to confirm his delusions about what women prefer. If you're actually a girl, anon, you need to calm down about it. Some shorter guys can have annoying complexes about it but that doesn't mean you need to be shitty towards any short guy.

No. 237878

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>>237866
See the poster underneath you; many tall guys love short girls (and vice versa), just because he's very tall doesn't mean that he also prefers tall girls.

And the guy being the shorter one is simply not socially acceptable, so that's not an option either.

>>237868
If you're short and chubby you can still look somewhat cute, but if you're tall and fat you'll quickly look monstrous…

No. 237879

>>237878
>And the guy being the shorter one is simply not socially acceptable, so that's not an option either.
Anon nobody is going to stone you for dating a guy who's a bit shorter than you.

No. 237880

>>237877
That sounds like it. Maybe someone is screenshotting this thread right now and posting on r9k or reddit to show how "evil" women are.

No. 237881

>>237857
lol this chart looks like such bulllshit. "how often he likes her"

No. 237883

>>237878
A lot of people aren't that bugged out about height, and don't care much "as long as she's shorter than me/he's taller than me". Some people don't care at all. I'm just saying being taller isn't that much of a handicap in dating and someone who won't date you because of your height alone isn't somebody worth pursuing.

No. 237884

>>237882
Yeah it's a guy. Go back to circlejerking on your own board please.

No. 237885

>>237878
Psh, I'm short and fat and I look like I'm ready to team up with Legolas and kill a bunch of orcs.

>>237759
Idk, most of the stuff I see on here generally scream insecurities. Even if people here were perfect by mainstream standards I'd still expect them to dislike something about themselves.

No matter what women are raised to be hyper critical of our appearances, and to admit we like something about ourselves is seen as a boast.

No. 237887

I seriously think you tall anons are projecting your insecurities, because imo being short is far from objectively attractive. I wouldn't want to be a womanlet personally, and lots of people find height elegant and attractive.

What gets to me is all the girls claiming to look super young. It's just funny because it's so RARE to see a genuinely youthful looking girl irl, then you go on the internet and wow, what a coincidence, literally everyone on here has a baby face and looks like a teenager. Who knew that shallow weeb focused communities attract what must be every single young looking woman online? But I've seen similar phenomena on other websites too (and seen other people call them out on it), so it must be that every girl thinks she looks younger than she does because she gets carded.

No. 237891

>>237882
Uhh you're talking to a board who calls women out who do awful shit, in fact it was us who called out pedophiles in the breastfeeding community while men circle jerked and enabled them, stop playing pretend



Also it isn't exactly uncommon for bots to come to this board and larp as females to screencap and show 4chan to "LOOK HOW HORRIBLE WOMENZ ARE!!!" Especially considered mods exposed larpers who exposed themselves after several days

No. 237892

>>237883
What i'm trying to say is that even if "as long as she's shorter than me/he's taller than me" applies, when you're over a certain height there's hardly anybody left who fits that criteria, meaning your dating pool will be incredibly tiny.

Also, there are many very short girls who refuse to date man under let's say 5'10 (meaning they would be still taller than her), so why is it that whenever a tall girl complains everybody will say something along the lines of do you think you're too good for a shorter guy…?
Besides, most short guys wouldn't consider dating somebody who's taller than them anyways.

No. 237893

>>237887
Looking too young is a thing though. I'm still 20 so idk about getting carded, but unless all the rude comments I've gotten through high school and college and all the waiters who gave me the kids menu when I was 18+ were some elaborate joke to trick me into having an incorrect perception of myself, I guess I do actually look younger than my age to some degree.

No. 237894

>>237892
But I'm saying hardly any women are SO tall that there's hardly any men left taller than them. You have to have giantism. A lot of short girls want tall guys but I haven't noticed tall guys especially having a preference for tiny girls. A lot of them are uncomfortable with such a big height difference even if they want a shorter girl.

No. 237895

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I don't know why short girls want super tall men it looks ridiculous.

No. 237896

OP, you made this thread with no context.
>"are you a perfect pale skinned 4'9 fairy with the face of a toddler, measurements of 32-21-43, curvier than kim k, tight vag and everything else but you actually hate it and want it to change because it's such a struggle and would rather be an acne covered man faced string bean"
was said in reference to:
>"I have this exact figure and my small breasts make me want to kill myself daily, I doubt she got surgery for this".

I think that what's actually happening here is that you're insecure about things you can never have, and she happens to be insecure about things she does have. Just because you want it so badly doesn't mean that automatically she loves it.

For example, I've always been jealous about curvy short women with chubby round faces, and they're often jealous of my long bony stature and sharp bone structure.

We both want the opposite. It doesn't mean she's bragging about small breasts. The fact that that response added that she's all over small, curvy, pale, and baby faced when she just mentioned hating small breasts means you're a weirdo who projects that everyone desires exactly that same set of looks that you do and is covertly saying she hates something you want to make you feel bad.

No. 237897

>>237887
I think weeb communities to actually attract a lot of girls who look young because they finally find a community where their look is considered attractive. Normies don't typically find childlike girls hot. But there are also the ones that just dress like children and get mistaken for them that way, or the outright liars.

No. 237899

>>237896
you really are an idiot

No. 237900

>>237896
This anon is correct. "You always want what you don't have" is a truthful statement even for those who aren't the ugliest people on the planet.

No. 237901

>>237896
Yeah people get grass-is-greener syndrome, so it pisses them off when someone doesn't like having something they wish they had.

No. 237903

>>237901
you don't think there's a standard of beauty on lolcow? have you ever browsed /snow/ and /pt/? lol

No. 237905

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>>237897
> I think weeb communities to actually attract a lot of girls who look young because they finally find a community where their look is considered attractive. Normies don't typically find childlike girls hot.
Lol no, most weebs look like trainwrecks, just look at PT, nothing youthful about that

No. 237907

>>237903
I don't see how that contradicts my post? Unless you replied to the wrong anon.

No. 237908

>>237905
Most weebs look like average, unremarkable people, especially ugly and autistic ones just tend to stand out more.

No. 237909

>>237897
Weebs worship youthfulness because they're taking cues from Japanese culture and Asia in general, and they're desperate to feel that they fit that standard of beauty. That's all.

No. 237910

>>237907
my point is that most girls want to look a certain exact way (esp on this website) and if they compliment someone for their ''long bony stature'' it's probably more of a backhanded compliment than anything else

No. 237911

why does each thread that mention the slightest thing about height get derailed by salty, jealous tall girls?

No. 237915

>>237911
Because being tall sucks and comments from short girls like you certainly don't help…

No. 237918

>>237910
There is but it's not necessarily something that concrete if that makes sense. There's a few different models for ideal female beauty that can sometimes get moddled together. Social norms tend towards a certain way but there's a lot of traits that can still generally be attractive depending on certain tastes. Like big boobs vs small boobs, tall vs short. These traits are usually the ones a girl will develop a grass is greener complex about. "I wish I was short" for a tall girl. "I wish I was tall" for a short girl. Even traits that are considered attractive if you only glance can can unattractive when too extreme. Like boobs that are TOO big on a small frame just look freaky, girls that are too short are midgets, etc.

The actual ideal height is average height, meaning around 5'5/5'6-ish. You can get shit for being too much taller than that or too much shorter than that. Neither is great by most standards.

No. 237919

>>237915
nah fam tall girls always startin some shit first. look at op's post. if you're insecure to be over 5 feet then you're a weird weaboo with issues. you guys make yourselves look stupid and privileged.

No. 237920

>>237911
I get it, I'm "only" 5'7 and i'm already taller than most men I met on a daily basis, I would probably feel like shit if I was a even taller girl. I'm happy to not be a dwarf tho.

No. 237922

>>237920
Where do you live? I'm 5'6 and I rarely meet men who are shorter than me. Same height isn't uncommon, but not shorter.

No. 237924

>>237905
A lot of the popular pretty or handsome japanophiles, otherkins, koreaboos and etc look like
>nubile young "ulzaang" or "lolita" beauty style with paper white foundation, no breasts, giant contacts, and tiny mouth, delicate/nerdy fashion
more than
>sexy "kylie" or "kim" style with big fake breasts, heavy eye makeup, highlight to the gods, fake lips, tanned/bronzed skin, trendy/sexy fashion

Many social outliers on imgboards will try anything to emulate an east asian look/style (even if they're american), but ugly nerds are still just as unpopular as they always have been.

No. 237925

>>237922
not the anon you replied to but i'm 5'8 and i live in France and it's the same for me

No. 237926

>>237920
Yeah at least you're not an orc.

No. 237927

>>237925
I live in France too.

No. 237928

>>237926
I'm just singling you out as an example, so sorry, but a lot of this thread is just turning into a "my problems are worse than yours" contest.

No. 237930

>>237928
yeah that happens with tall girls. always calling short people dwarves to make themselves feel better but then turn around and call themselves orcs for pity points. i told yall it happens every thread. cringe

No. 237931

>>237919
If you look at OP, that's what she's pointing out. Being on lolcow and interacting with the anons here, will make you feel insecure for not being a tiny waifu - and that's obviously bad.

And how is writing about bullying/dating problems making ourselves look privileged…?

No. 237932

>>237897
>there are also the ones that just dress like children and get mistaken for them that way,
lol this, I remember getting mistaken for a 14 year old when I was 19. It's not because I'm so cute and youthful and babyfaced (I'm manfaced tbh), it's because I dressed like a 12 year old boy and kind of acted like one, too.

No. 237935

I wanna suggest every insecure women in this thread asks themselves WHY they want to look a certain way. Not to derail but I started loving how I look more after I had the realization that my desire to be attractive at it's core was to actually be attractive to men. Wanting to be shorter, have bigger breasts, a fatter ass, prettier, etc was all so that I'd be considered more desirable to men. I don't know about you all but I get enjoyment out of not giving random men the privilege of adding me to their mental wank bank. They don't deserve it and I gain nothing from it. Since then I've focused on being attractive to just myself and doing/changing ONLY what I like and what I've thought up organically, not what's been shoved down my throat by men and media. I've also started valuing myself outside of my looks a ton more. A change in your perspective can do wonders on your self esteem and cure "the grass is greener on the other side" syndrome.

If you ask yourself that and you find you do just want to be attractive to men, that's great too! You do you! I just never realized this until recently and I only realized after it was pointed out to me. There's also other reasons you might want to change how you look, those are fine too. Please don't attack me, it just makes me sad to see girls beat themselves up over how they look.

No. 237936

If you don't have a feature that's objectively ugly by basically all standards, I think it's healthiest to learn to like or at least accept it. Like if you're obese obvious you shouldn't accept it and should try to do something about it. But if you're tall or short, know a lot of people can still find that genuinely pretty, and it's not like it's something you can truly change.

No. 237939

>>237935
This, many anons here really need to re-evaluate their priorities in life. This place is vainer than the makeup community.

No. 237944

>>237935
I used to have super low self esteem despite everyone calling me pretty. the fact that I didn't look like east asian girls with impossibl e photoshop looks made me so psychotic I didnt see what was real in the mirror.

When I found high fashion and compared myself to tall, dark, sharp faced models in high school, I realized I WAS good looking, just not in the kpop weeby freak way and now I'm in love with my looks. its a matter of perspective and who youre listening to when it comes to whats beautiful. stop listening to what nerds have to say and watch normal TV for once

No. 237946

>>237944
Yeah this. There's more than one way to be good looking.

No. 237948

>>237935
Eh, most men don't have high standards though. Look at the ton of average looking girls that get fawned over by men. Except for being tall, I don't really see what you listed is that much of a detriment.

A lot of beauty standards for women, especially in regards to makeup and clothes, are perpetuated by women and gay men.

>>237924
Never met an otherkin, much less an ulzaang otherkin.

>>237920
Where are you living with so many men that are 5'6''? SE Asia?

No. 237952

>>237944
>its a matter of perspective and who youre listening to when it comes to whats beautiful
This 100%. When 'skinny' was in, I thought my slim thighs were too fat. Now 'thicc' is in and I think my thighs of the exact same size are like disgusting bony little sticks I can't stand the sight of.

It depends on what you're listening to and media is toxic. It will be a long, hard journey out of that for most people and I'm still trying to internalise it all myself.

No. 237955

>>237759
Doesnt really matter if you are short or tall. Just don't be fat and you'll look good.

No. 237956

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>>237955
forgot my pic

No. 237957

>>237952
Oh god this. A few years back, when the giant eyebrow trend caught on and got really big, everyone kept telling me how mine were too thin, far apart and sparse. In photos they look a lot worse and I've had to photoshop them bigger, but irl they just don't look like that at all, they're soft and dainty but not super skinny and invisible. I like them a lot now but holy shit I hated those buzzfeed articles where they photoshopped celebrities with thin brows to "prove" everyone looks better with thick brows (except some of them looked a lot better with thin ones…)

It's taken me a lot of effort and a nose job to come to terms with my face, and yes I do think that the nose job was absolutely necessary. The only problem is my face is youthful-looking, but not uguu kawaii and it's hard to find a matching style without looking either too dowdy and staid or like I'm trying to wear a teenager's skin. So far Pull and Bear seems to be working well enough.

No. 237959

>>237956
Poor lady, just minding her own business and now she will forever be laughed at for daring to exist without looking like a literal supermodel.

No. 237960

>>237959
I don't think the purpose is to make fun of the short girl, just to highlight how tall the girl in the middle is and how gorgeous she looks despite it.

No. 237961

>>237948
Individual men mostly don't have standards that high (though some do), but when you're taking in information from so many different people and media around you it's easy to feel like there's this real high standard you need to be or else you're ugly.

No. 237962

>>237960
Does anyone really think tall girls are "ugly" or that someone is pretty "despite" being tall? The only reason being tall is unpopular is because guys don't like girls to be taller than them for the most part.

No. 237963

>>237962
Imagine her standing next to that gentleman in the back and being the same height. It is a bit strange but she is undeniably beautiful and pulls it off.

No. 237964

>>237815
then if someone does get plastic surgery, they're accused of being fake for trying to hide their flaws. no one can win on this site. drama can be fun but i wish we could still be reasonable while participating in it.

No. 237965

>>237962
No one thinks tall women are ugly or manly. Tall girls here just like to bitch about being tall because they want to be short and "cute" since most of them are weebs but then shit on short girls while doing it out of sheer spite. It's really pathetic.

No. 237966

>>237964
People who get plastic surgery shouldn't be shamed because they're "fake" or "hiding their flaws", but because it's a really stupid thing to do if you aren't deformed or it's not necessary for your health, and shows that you have some real issues with yourself.

No. 237967

>>237962
It doesn't have to do with just being tall, it has to do with the fact a lot of tall women are larger overall (shoulders, rib cage, etc). Tall women at healthy weight, or a little chubby, can look massive simply because they're overall built bigger. Big = masculine to a lot of people, unfortunately.

No. 237968

>>237965
Why is it that tall girls want to be short cute dwarfs and short girls want to be tall elegant giraffes, when average height is generally considered the most desirable and the least likely to get negative comments.

No. 237969

>>237967
Tall women are a lot less likely to get hamplanet fat though. Like looking like a big round ball of fat, just from how it sits on them and that it takes more weight overall for it to start showing.

No. 237971

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>>237962
I mean take Nikkietutorials for example - 189cm while also being fat kinda makes her look like a towering mammoth

No. 237972

>>237969
I'm not necessarily talking about fat distribution/being overweight, more so just the fact our frames and bones are literally larger, which is seen as masculine.

No. 237974

>>237971
I'd still let her peg me
>tfw no tall viking lesbian gf

No. 237975

>>237969
>>237972
Samefagging, to give more insight I used to feel gigantic despite being underweight because at 5'8 I have broader shoulders than that of a woman who's 5'4. I used to feel like I took up too much space for a woman and was manly because of that.

No. 237976

>>237972
Being overweight doesn't look good on anyone though. If I had to choose between being a short sphere of fat or a towering she-giant, I'd rather not choose at all. Short and tall women and healthy weights both look equally good.

No. 237977

>>237897
>I think weeb communities to actually attract a lot of girls who look young because they finally find a community where their look is considered attractive

Correct. I never seem able to look "sexy" so the cartoon/anime look is actually far more accessible to me than the western "sexy" look. Obviously I am interested in things that enforce my value rather than detract from it. Go where you're welcome.
On the height thing in OP, short girls get bullied/harassed by strangers bc they're easier targets. I have a young face/body but am not short. I never get harassed despite men physically turning sideways to look at me while the man is driving, walking, staring at me, following me, even taking photos of me (I never notice the following or photos but I have accidentally caught them on camera or someone else points it out to me)
But my height is a deterrent to actual approaches+harassment+worse.
I'm not jealous of smaller women as I've heard all about what they go through on the daily.

No. 237978

>be 5'5
>short enough to be feminine, tall enough to be taken seriously
>not looked down on for being short and small
>don't awkwardly tower over everyone
>can reach most things pretty easily
>rarely have problems finding clothes that fit
>most men are are taller than me
>there's not likely to be a freakish height gap between me and a guy I date either
>no one ever makes comments about my height
I'm not humblebragging, I'm just plain bragging.

No. 237993

>>237978
is 5'5/5'6 really the average where you guys live? i always thought 5'3 and up was on the taller side.

No. 237994

>>237993
5'3-5'4 or so is 'average' in the statistical sense in most western countries, but on an objective scale, 5'5-5'6 is right in the middle between notably short and notably tall.

No. 238001

>>237993
5'4 is the US average. 5'3 is short in most places besides Asian countries.

No. 238002

I’m 5’11 and guys literally trip over themselves to talk to me. I’ve been told I could be a model so many damn times just cause I’m tall (my face is average as fuck). Idk where you guys live where being tall is negative but I’m in California and it’s basically fucking revered.

This isn’t a humble brag this is just me going where the fuck do y’all live where tall women are considered masculine? Maybe if they’re obese but that doesn’t look good on any height.

There’s a reason models are rarely ever under 5’9. And it’s not cause they’re seen as oafs or whatever.

No. 238010

>>238002
I honestly think attitude is more important than anything.
My grandmother was a tall women for her time in my country at 5'8, it was awkward in her teenager years. But as an adult she was considerer an very beautiful woman. Her whole life and she couldn't go anywhere without being hit on receiving marriage proposals by randos and shit.

My mother (not same side of the family) is a short lady at 4'9 and men also always flock to her, I remember when I was a child she would always get hit on by tons of men when we would go out shopping.

They both take care of themselves and have a very inviting radiant look to them and that's what make them attractive IMO.

No. 238014

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Tall chick back to add something after reflecting.

Y’all so preoccupied with your looks you humble brag or moan about superficial things like height. Society has so brainwashed us motherfuckers.

Look at these olympians. There’s more to your body than how it fits into beauty trends. Your body is a fucking work of art. It is capable of such strength. Focus on being healthy and fulfilled, not whether you have thin brows or thick thighs.

Your legs have a purpose, your nose, your mouth. Appreciate them, appreciate that you haven’t lost them like so many have, appreciate your health. There is more to your body than how others perceive it. Are these Olympians ugly or oafish or dwarfs or whatever because of their heights? Are they less than? Obviously not. They’re fucking beasts of power and dedication and achievement. Their heights are an asset in their respective sports, which is far more important to them than if they are considered attractive to random men.

And besides all that, there’s nothing sexier than being healthy and confident. So if that’s what you’re really concerned with, be active, eat right, be happy and the rest will fall into place. But moaning and begrudging others or humble bragging for attention and affection is not attractive to most people. And if you’re really somewhere where you’re getting abuse for being tall or looking young or whatever, get better friends or move somewhere nicer.

No. 238017

>>238014
>Their heights are an asset in their respective sports
I know you're just using sport to make a point, but elite level athletes are some of the most height and weight restricted people around. People who take them seriously are likely to be more bitter than anybody if they're taller or shorter than ideal.

No. 238020

>>238014
ot but olga is super cute wtf…

No. 238027

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No. 238029

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>>237962
>Does anyone really think tall girls are "ugly"
No, I don't think so. Maybe just insecure guys and girls (both tall and short) like to say that tall is ugly. Where I live I've only ever seen tall girls get compliments, and remarks such as 'you could be a model'. This ofc depends on if the girl is relatively slender. Not too thin, not fat. Either way, if someone complains about your height you can tell them to fuck off. Their opinion is not that important lmao.

So to insecure tall girls on this site, stop obsessing over photoshopped weebs. Unless you're literally a giant you've got no reason to worry. You're not masculine or big. There is a reason why being tall or at least having the body shape of a tall girl is universally desired (pic related).

And to short girls, you're cute. Work it. Be happy. If a tall girl talks shit about your height it usually comes from a place of insecurity. Just ignore it. You know that being short isn't bad.

Inb4 anyone says I hate on tall girl. I'm 175cm and completely fine with it, even thought where I live the average height is 170cm for men and 158cm for girls.

No. 238032

This thread is literally just unfortunate looking neet farmers complaining about other farmers having the traits they want, and thinking having a job and a boyfriend will get rid of clinical depression and mental issues


Sort your insecurities out somewhere else, lolcow is the worst place to be if you're this self-hating

No. 238035

>>238027
>I didn't experience it so it didn't happen

Not even that anon and I can confirm it happens, the same thing happened to me several times.

No. 238036

>>238032
Right? This thread has bait and insecurity written all over it. OP sounds fucking nuts and so do the people who have nothing better to do than argue itt. I can't believe it's being bumped so much. Never before has a thread moved this fast.

No. 238038

>>237857
Besides the fact that anyone could have drawn this shit in MS paint, who cares?

I think the biggest problem is that some women care way too much what shitty dudes (or anonymous people online) think of them/what is "acceptable", some man thinks you're too tall? Who cares? Move on.

Lolcow is just full of people projecting their insecurities onto other people, and being salty that not everyone is miserable about what they perceive as flaws. Just be well-groomed, friendly and do something useful with your life besides just focusing on looks and you'll be fine.

No. 238039

>>238038
ikr, its insane how supposed adults sit and complain about shit like height that they can't even change.

These people need to reevaluate some things

No. 238042

Was anyone else here the ugly fat friend trope during elementary and high school?
I used to be chubby and awkward, you know, the cliche nerd with thick glasses and braces and for some odd reason I had this gorgeous bff who apparently liked me.

I wasn't jealous of her in contrary to what other people thought because I was happy I had even one friend and she made me feel normal. In retrospect, she used me probably to make herself feel better and for homework and tests but what hurt me the most and my self-esteem was her humblebragging. I was constantly on some sort of a diet while she would eat a lot despite knowing I was on a diet and constantly take me to other fast food places and eat slowly in front of me. And of course, she would constantly say how she thought she was fat even though she was healthily slim and thinner than me. She would also humblebrag about soooo many guys hitting on her. I wasn't interested in dating but it hurt in a way. Especially during Valentine's day in our school every girl and a lot of guys in my class would get a Valentine's card from a secret admirer. My friend would have a whole stack of them and I would have none. But then she would go and rub it in my face, "Ugh, you're so lucky you don't have any. Can you please go through some of mine, I don't feel like reading all of them."
I told myself I was probably jealous or insecure and that she said those things because she really felt that way but when I confessed to her about my crush, a nerdy withdrawn guy who certainly wasn't her type, she just started dating him the very next week.
Sorry about the long post, it's just that every time I hear about humblebragging it takes me to that bad place in my childhood.

No. 238044

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>>238002
Of course living in a state full of (wannabe) models and actresses you might encounter more tall women, but if you live in a very rural area…

Children can be cruel by asking whether you're a boy or a girl (or even pulling your pants down to check https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/4axfr1/tall_women_of_reddit_do_you_feel_more_masculine/), but they're probably just being very honest; adults are the worst.
Until not that long ago girls were even given shots to prevent them from growing too much and become "unmarriable" and even if that's not the case for me, i've had people tell me as a child that i'll never be able to get a man if i get even taller.

There are so many articles and sites there man admit that they indeed find tall women in general too masculine.

>>237974
While you might feel comfortable or protected having a tall girlfriend as a lesbian, calling a girl amazonian is honestly just a backhanded compliment, nobody wants to be told how intimidating they are.
This has nothing to do with wanting to be some ugu anime girl, it's just natural for a woman to desire not having to be tougher and stronger all the time.

Going up to somebody and telling them how fat they are would never be okay (even though that's something you could change), so why is it acceptable to start a conversation with "Why are you so tall? Do you like that?"

No. 238045

>>238042
Not the ugly fat friend, but the ugly weeb friend. Whenever I got a crush on someone they were always crushing on someone else in the friend group. I wasn't really abused or anything but the boyfriends I had always seemed very lukewarm towards me instead of crushing on me and, you know, acting like they're in love.
To date I've only had one bf (of 3) who was properly in love with me and that was only when his longtime crush started dating another guy.

I'm not ugly anymore (actually I look pretty okay) but I can't dress myself for shit, I'm awkward and mousy and I wear glasses and have short bobbed hair so I'm like the antithesis of what people are conditioned to believe is an attractive girl. Framing is important I guess, but until I get money I'm stuck like this.

No. 238046

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>4'9 fairy with the face of a toddler,curvier than kim k

How is any of that positive traits?

No. 238049

>>238042
>>238045
I was never really fat, but i'm quite ugly. Whenever i went out with my friend they were the ones getting hit on, i was always left out or some guy took pity on me that his friend could get my more attrctive friend.

Yet my friends would always say they're just as lonely, "barely" date and "Why do only weird guys hit on me?", at least somebody shows any interest in you…

No. 238050

>>238044
>nobody wants to be told how intimidating they are.
speak for yourself

No. 238051

>>237962
I'm a girl and I actually like tall girls a lot. If men don't like them it's their loss

No. 238053

>>238050
Being told you're warriorlike and intimidating also always means you're scary.
You can't be serious if you say you'd like people to be scared of you, instead of them wanting to apporach you, be friends with you, etc.

No. 238055

>>238042
I was, but so were my friends. My best friend tried to pull shit like you mentioned (including hitting on guys I liked) but since she was equally as ugly it never worked kek.

My uggo days were pretty shit, I couldn't even look in a mirror and then went through a fakeboi phase for a couple of months (luckily nothing too cringy, just chest binding and dressing androgynously. Basically just questioning because I was ugly.). I think the downside of losing the weight and dressing well now is that I began seeing girls as competition more often. I was pretty 50/50 bi in HS and checked everyone out but now I feel the drive to be femininely perfect in order to obtain and keep a bf since I've decided I don't want to risk falling for a girl and having to come out. But that's all emotional nonsense I can fix. When it comes down to it, I've only tried being attractive to get some man ass and not to outdo other girls; it's a means to a horny, horny end.

I also miss eating so many burgers. RIP

>>237978
>tfw when average 5'6" but still have large frame and broad shoulders and ribcage that can't fit in average ladies clothes
>literally have to buy men's jackets

sobbu
At least I'm strong and still have a good WHR.
Also, both tall and short girls are hot. Society and many men are shit and dumb.

On topic for this thread, the nit picking on lc gets to my self esteem more than humble bragging. I accept that cattiness is part of the package and visit daily, though. I prefer this as a source for reading about assholes as opposed to kiwifarms or PULL, probably for the anonymity/the fact it's an imageboard.

No. 238057

>>238046
Exaggeration, the thread for some reason had heaps of girls claiming to have all these extreme measurements/body types and how they had problems with it or how its not interesting and just "boring chub pears"


Kardashians measurements are 34-26-39 but girls are coming in claiming they're 37 24 43s its crazy

No. 238058

>>238057
Yeah, but why would someone be proud of any of that stupid shit?

No. 238060

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>>238057
An example, this is what anons said about pic related girl:

>…what part of that isn't natural or obtainable?

>tfw this is my body type…

>no? just, the girl didn't shoop herself skinny. this is just a boring skinnyfat pear body. are you obese?


>i don't get why that idiot anon keeps claiming it's totally impossible. she sounds jelly as fuck.


And so on…

No. 238062

I'm 4'11 at 80 lbs, which doesn't sound bad but I have d cup breasts which makes it very hard for me to carry around on my small frame. It's always weird because I have a 16 inch waist and a very big butt for my size. I'm totally pear shaped. I'm also 27 but a lot of people have mistaken me for a middle school girl…it's annoying…

No. 238063

>>238049
> Whenever I went out with my friend they were the ones getting hit on, I was always left out or some guy took pity on me that his friend could get my more attractive friend.

Same. Tbh I didn't like going out, my friends would literally drag me out of my house. I'd prefer to play vidya and read books at home. And it was incredibly painful to listen to the group when the guys were discussing who would have to go out with me and even more painful when my friends would say something like this within my earshot "She's so nice, c'mon someone go out with her. She's not THAT ugly.". I would just excuse myself at that point. At first, I would find the nearest secluded place to cry myself out, later I became numb and withdrew into my fantasy world. I also listened to Linkin Park a lot lel.

And then they would humblebrag about their weekends, the gifts they would receive and compliments. And they would also ask questions with obvious answers like why I was at home and why I didn't go out more with them.
I feel like I'm an eye thorn to everyone. A stain on their peripheral vision even if I'm just minding my own business.

>>238055
> My best friend tried to pull shit like you mentioned (including hitting on guys I liked) but since she was equally as ugly it never worked kek.

top kek

Did you continue to be friends with her? I cut all of my contacts when she started dating the guy I had a crush on. It helped a lot and I wish I did it sooner.

> I also miss eating so many burgers. RIP


RIP burgers.

>>238045
> I'm awkward and mousy and I wear glasses and have short bobbed hair so I'm like the antithesis of what people are conditioned to believe is an attractive girl.

tbh you sound really cute.

No. 238064

>>238058
Its lolcow and girls think their life goal should be to look like an anime character

No. 238065

The year is 2080. Imageboard are an ancient form of communication. Lolcow is long gone and dead. Grandmothers on the internet tell tales about the ghost of /ot/. Legend goes if you listen carefully, you can still hear her screeching about her insecurities and repeating a variation of the post that triggered her to psychosis.

"I am 4'9 and my weight doesn't register on the scale, people mistake my breasts for watermelons. I have been locked inside my house for 60 years because of the thousands of men waiting for me outside. I tear down walls with the sheer volume of my ass. My face is so radiant, it turns people blind-"

No. 238068

>>238063
Exactly; you're friends trying to push you on an unwilling guy is the worst, "Our [insert name] would be still free! hehe"
Makes me want to die out of shame…
And nowadays i also no longer go out at all.

>>238062
At first i thought this is for real…

No. 238069

>>238068
*Your friends

No. 238071

>>238068
> "Our [insert name] would be still free! hehe"

Oh God, I want to erase all those memories. I still cringe at them.

No. 238072

>>238063
>Did you continue to be friends with her?

We were friends from sixth grade to HS graduation, afterwards I just ghosted her and she got the message. Apart from her constant competition, she was also a compulsive liar. Looking back I only stayed friends with her because I hated myself and she stroked my ego sometimes.

Now I'm friendless because I'm socially lazy and it's for the best. I'm also very afraid of making shitty, passive-aggressive, humble bragging friends who want a token 6/10 like the girls you've all been talking about.

No. 238074

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top kek

No. 238075

>>238074
forgot to add >>238062. brilliant post anon

No. 238076

>>238063
>I also listened to Linkin Park a lot lel.
You and me both, Chester (PBUH) was my husbando. I also used to quote Linkin Park lyrics while pking in the wildy with my clan in Runescape. Yeah.

No. 238085

>>238044

Being fat and being tall are not the same. One is because of an unhealthy lifestyle and the other is because of good nutrition and genetics.

You can tell people how tall they are because it’s not an insult.

And kek at California supposedly being full of models and actresses. You know it’s bigger than LA right?

No. 238086

>>237978
>bragging about being average

The absolute state of the people on this website. We're so fucking salty we're making people think that average is brag worthy.

I propose short and tall girls band together against the ones who actually have it easy: average height girls.

No. 238088

>>238060
>tfw the curtain behind her is visibly warped because of PS
top kek

No. 238089

>>238042
I went through puberty before all my friends and got chubby and taller really quick. My "friends" would make fun of my weight while they were all tiny despite stuffing their faces with junk.

Thought by the time I graduated I learned how to diet, have kept the weight off meanwhile every single one of those qt skinny girls is now a hambeast.

No. 238095

>>238060
Don't tell me someone actually made this degenerate neckbeard's fetish into their goal. Embarassing.

No. 238104

>>238089
I have a similar story.

feels good.jpg

No. 238108

I love this thread.

No. 238110

>>238089
>>238104

Same here. It does feel fantastic.

>>238076
Sis fist :3

>>238072
> Now I'm friendless because I'm socially lazy and it's for the best. I'm also very afraid of making shitty, passive-aggressive, humble bragging friends who want a token 6/10 like the girls you've all been talking about.

I understand that feeling very well. Even when I meet people who seem genuinely nice I have a hard time establishing any emotional contact with them. Imageboards, forums and some sites are a perfect medium for me to get my dose of socializing so I don't go bonkers and without the possibility of getting hurt.

No. 238111

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>>237978
>never getting to experience being a model or a cute waifu…

No. 238140

>>238111
I can if I hang around really short or really tall folks

No. 238155

I’m 5.7 tall viking with muscular body and I love my height. I’d like to be even taller
When I was teen I wanted to be ~a smol princess~ like every teen girl does but then I accepted my height and learned to love it.
And yeah, I’m lesbian so short men’s fragile ego does not really bother me.

Beneficts with being tall:
>you can keep things in upper shelves
>feeling safer in general when walking at streets
>legs look amazing in heels
>confidence
>being able to lift heavy things
>it takes more to look chubby

And when I was teen it was cool to hang out in bars with older friends because I looked mature enough to get in

No. 238157

>>238140
Quit being delusional; what did you think you'd gain from coming to this thread and bragging about being normal in the first place?

>>238155
But most people wouldn't even consider 5'7 tall…? And certainly not viking level

No. 238160

>>238155
I'm 5'10" and also a lesbian femme and though I hated being way taller than all my teachers and all the boys growing up, I think its so fun to intimidate men now. I'm very thin/weak and can't lift over 20 lbs but its still a way I can feel "tough" when a huge ripped muscle guy looks visibly insecure when I stand too close in line, and its nice to help shorties reach stuff off the top shelves. Plus, girls like it.

No. 238166

>>238053
i want to be left alone so being intimidating would be an advantage. but i get you were speaking to your the average woman

No. 238169

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>>238155
>5.7 tall
>viking
>muscular body
>lesbian
Hi anon

No. 238170

>>238055
>tfw womens clothes are too narrow and mens clothes are too long
reeeeeee

No. 238175

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>>238055
>tfw when average 5'6" but still have large frame and broad shoulders and ribcage that can't fit in average ladies clothes
>literally have to buy men's jackets

If you're a normal weight and height, how big boned or muscular can you be so that you have to buy mens clothing?!
I'm tall and fat as hell and still can wear normal clothes…?

No. 238178

>>238175
not her but womens jacket shoulders are too narrow for me, no im not overweight

No. 238181

>>238178
>>238178
Same, my shoulders are broad while im short, makes it hard to wear tight clothes

No. 238183

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>being taller than your bf makes you a gross manly scary viking

uh okay guis

No. 238184

>>238169
I saw her first anon, that's my waifu you're hitting on

No. 238195

>>238183
Is she even taller than him? She has hair and she's wearing heels, looks like they're the same height.

No. 238207

>>238183
This looks so off

No. 238220

>see shoeonhead thread updated
>"cool i wonder what drama shes done today"
>the last 20 posts are speculation over if shes actually 120 pounds or 125 pounds with anons dropping their measurements left and right

that is what OP meant when they said humlebragging is bringing down the site. no one gives a fuck if you're the same height as X cow and but uwu smoller so thats proof they are lying. arent we all in the manhate thread complaining how men don't accept women have a different bodytypes? yet we're analyzing pictures of cows trying to examine a five pound weight gain. that isnt milk.

No. 238256

>>238220
I wish the nitpicking about weight/appearance could stop. A lot of people have tons of milky shit going on but sadly I won't bother reading the threads given the amount of pointless posts and nitpicking there are. But then again it's not like this site isn't full of ana-chan lolitas/cosplayers that came from /cgl/ that cannot stop thinking about weight 24/7 so I'm really not impressed.

No. 238257

>>238175
I'm >>238055 and while it may depend on the store, 8/10 times jackets/blouses/coats won't fit my shoulders. But then men's coats, unless they're trench coats, won't fit my hips.

I used to be fatty and thought the problem was that, but I soon came to realize I just have big mannish ribs. I blame it on my dad's genetics since they're all very wide but stout people. Still, I make do and can at least fit into a good number of ladies dresses/skirts. It works out that I prefer business casual to the things trendy stores sell (which don't fit).

No. 238260

>>238220
what annoys me is that it has been talked about in literally every thread about her. we all know she's not uwu small, and that she's lying about her height. But there's just so much you can get out of that before it gets really boring to read.

No. 238262

while the humble bragging, nitpicking and projecting are pretty annoying, I just roll my eyes. I have plenty of features that people would rip me apart for (chubby, wide nose, receding chin) but idgaf because looks aren't shit and everyone gets old and ugly eventually. I have a great life despite being uglier than a lot of cows here - being homely or fat isn't the end of the world and accepting that will make you leagues happier in the end. note that the girls who tear apart any little flaw are the same girls who cry about never having a boyfriend, wanting to commit suicide over being fat or having small boobs, having no friends etc.

mostly it's just important to remember that this site is full of mentally ill teenagers. no one sane or stable actually thinks that life ends at 30 or that you should kill yourself if you have small tits.

and to the bitches this thread is about: chill out, get some therapy and love yourself. your life will be so much better when you do, and people will want to be around you because your personality doesn't centre around appearances.

No. 238488

I’m definitely more bothered by the nitpicking epidemic. Can we please stop commenting “Hurr potato nose” or drilling someone like keeks or monokun to some crazy unattainable standard when they aren’t actually fugly by any means. Yes make fun of them for abusing photoshop and being shit human beings but for the love of god who gives a shit about tiny imperfections? I have encountered very few people in my life I would truly call ugly. For me at least, if I look at you and have to double take or lean back in disgust you’re actually fucking ugly ala that Amanda Bags chick. Man or woman, that creature is hideous and needs a new face/body entirely.

No. 240153

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>>237759
people who do this are annoying. this girl somehow has almost 30k instagram followers. she looks normal to me. not 12/14 or whatever the fuck. at most, she could argue that she looks like a 12 year old trying to look 25 with makeup

No. 240160

>>240153
She looks 20, but also a little crazy by the expression in that pic which might explain why she thinks she looks 12

No. 240162

>>240153
Honestly she looks about 16/17. Which sounds much more realistic than 12. Lol

No. 240181

>>240153
She looks like an average college student
The dumb facial expression makes her look goofy though
I've only ever seen a number of ~eternal preteens~ and they never tried highlighting or emphasizing it, some were even annoyed by it like the blonde woman from untold stories of the er who kept getting mistaken for a middle schooler, then again it got in a way of her job a lot since people didnt trust her to treat them

No. 240189

>>240153
This thread is about anons who humblebrag on lolcow farm. Plenty of other threads for insta liars

No. 240217

I feel the reason why people think others are humble bragging when they're obviously not is because we're on anon and when our posts lack a little bit of context when we talk about our appearance when it's relevant, others must assume they have ulterior motives or something because that's kind of like this irl. There are people who legit humble brag but it's rare from what I've seen. I always assume people either post bullshit or are 100% sincere since we're all anons here, we don't have to pretend anything about ourselves.

It's annoying when you want to say something relevant to a thread or to your own post about your body in a neutral way and people assume you're showing off even though they'd shit all over you if they saw you irl. And immediately accusing someone of humble bragging is the bet way of derailing a thread (like the vent thread, that one post was more about clothes than anything else) so that would be nice if people would stop doing that so often. Just ignore the anons who you feel are actually doing this.

No. 240225

>>240217
fair points but there is still the ulterior motive that is just getting off on forming and seeing on screen words describe you in a way that boosts your ego.

Also another anon's comment that people wouldn't humble brag because it's anon misunderstands that it's not necessarily calculated, it's instinctive. Anons might not even know they're doing it

No. 240234

>>240225
I've seen anons accusing others of humble bragging because they thought it was calculated though. Or at least they gave me that impression.

>there is still the ulterior motive that is just getting off on forming and seeing on screen words describe you in a way that boosts your ego

I don't think it's that bad of a reason compared to something like trying to derail a thread or trying feel superior to a cow while not adding anything else to a thread. If it's on topic but you still feel like it's a bad addition to a thread or anything like the best thing to do is ignore these posts and the anons who humble brag imo. It's easier to avoid them or pretend they're not there online than irl after all, so why do people feel obligated to post replies? Or if you feel like it's instinctive try to stay civil while telling them why you (it's a general you) think they're showing off at least instead of things like "kys [insert any body type here] we know you're just trying to insult [insert opposite body type here]", it'll work better.

I don't know if I'm explaining it well but while humble bragging is annoying I feel like you guys exaggerate sometimes and think it's present when it's not.

No. 240241

>>240234
oh, well i mean there is also bait posts

No. 240287

this song describes perfectly lolcow in 2:41 minutes lol

No. 240410

>another splerger in the plastic surgery thread whining about how being super skinny with wide hips and perfect tits is realistic for them and its not fair that most people find it unrealistic because they live in stacy town

No. 240457

One thing I don't like is how lots of things are taken out of context and people will NOT calm down unless you provide them with a full backstory, shoe size and body measurements.
For example, I can't complain about looking like a child without somebody going at my throat when I don't mean I look like a cute youthful loli at all.
I'm Greek ffs, as a child I was an ugly rat with a bad tan and bushy eyebrows. What I mean is I look more or less like I did at 13 except with even deeper nasolabial folds and eye bags, making me look like a weird grandma baby, as in, completely devoid of any sex appeal. Obviously I do not actually look 13, but my face hasn't 'matured' much, I still have thin lips, prominent eyes that make me look permanently surprised and a wide cheesy grin with tiny teeth like I did back then.
Yet there's always one asshole adding to my misery with "nice humblebrag LoLlL". Piss off seriously.

No. 240461

>>240457
that's cause people who complain about humblebragging are secretly jealous of whoever is doing it. like i'm fucking 175 cm tall and when i complain about it people junp down my throat about how they want to be tall and hate being smol beans uwu. like stfu, can i vent without someone getting triggered because they're a jealous fag? i don't give a fuck about you or your fucking ptsd my ~~~humblebrag~~~ is giving you.

No. 240482

>>240480
Uhhh you said they were realistic, not only that people were calling people who dont think its realistic jealous bitter fatties, I said they exist theyre just not realistic, do you even remember or are you downplaying it?

No. 240483

>>240480
I never accused anyone of humblebragging that was the other anon holy shit get your facts straight i just mocked the one who claimed to be surronded by 100% natural skinny college girls with big boobs in LA a plastic surgery capital

No. 240486

>>240480
Also id like to add the entire argument was over if it was realistic, one anon even said wide hips, extremely small waists and big round perky tits were realistic, I've said several times, not only I did but the other anons as well said they exist they just arent realistic for most women. Get your shit straight

No. 240488

>>240486
Deleted my posts because I confused you were the other sperging anon and I don't want to spark another infight

No. 240492

>>240487
Because it gets doubtful after a while of girl after girl coming into the and claiming they and all other girls they know have tiny waists giant hips and perfect tits, and then magically every where else on lolcow girls complain about being ugly, what do you expect

>no one played the jealous fatty card

Uhh the second I said the shooped girl was unrealisitc i got jelly fattie cards thrown at me despite saying several times its not about her being thin with boobs and hips it was about the shape which she didnt even look like that so why argue its realistic


I acknowledged people like that existed. But magically all girls on the ps threads are all thin women claiming to have perfect boobs and giant hips and ass? No, thats the entire reason this thread was made, and i wouldn't even care if people came to the thread to bs about their sex doll bodies and stacy towns, its when they claim its something common and attainable is when it becomes a problem which is What other anons were doing, and I asked for pics of people they knew because again, SO many people were coming to the thread and claiming to have these hentai porn star bodies and claiming to be surronded by women who had them which is why I dont trust anons words anymore in the ps thread who claims that

No. 240597

>>238032
>anons who point out the herd of girls coming in claiming to loom perfect are just jelly uggos
Ugh
>>238036
How is someone "fucking nuts" simply for pointing out it IS strange that the plastic surgery thread just happens to have girls claiming to have all these perfect extreme measurements and bodies but actually hating them
>do you really think someone would do that just come to the internet and tell lies like that? Oh yeah well youre just jealous, ugly, insecure and batshit insane if you don't think farmers who lurk the ps thread all just happen to be perfect stacies!!!
Whatever you say anon

No. 240600

>>237896
Uhhh no
Have you ever even been to the thread before? Its filed with girls claiming to have perfect bodies but actually hating them, has nothing to do with "us being insecure"
It says a lot about you when you think anons getting fed up with this issue =/= is just us being jelly insecure uggos who wish they can look like that

No. 240602

>>237901
And? I'm the anon who did make that comment, I can easily say I'm actually very happy with my body, there's just an issue with girls coming in and claiming to be perfect and how causes problems for them

Thats all there is to it
I'll list it out
Problems in the plastic surgery thread)
1. Girls claiming to have these perfect bodies and in the same sentence claiming to hate them, or theyre average, boring, etc

Thats all, sure the grass is greener on the other side but for fucks sake, can we please be able to point out the issue without getting that "YOURE ALL INSECURE UGLIES FOR POINTING OUT THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE OTHER FARMERS ARE HOT AND YOURE NOT!!!"

No. 240603

>>240602
you're the one who made the original comment from the ps thread? you're my queen, it made me lol for 3 days straight

No. 240604

>>240603
<3 thanks anon

No. 240614

I especially love if the commenters who claim that having Kim K hips and a 20 inch waist is "nothing special" are americans kek
Sometimes i think that a good portion of lolcow posters only make up a perfect persona and claim to have the perfect body online, but actually are fat themselves.

No. 240616

>>240614
that or dysmorphic but don't want to admit it, so they justify their high standards for themselves by insisting the top tier ideal body that torments them is just average. i see it a lot in the ana threads too. insisting that modelesque underweight but healthy girls are just everywhere, and if you think otherwise you must be fat, because it's not crazy to want a very low GW if that GW is actually just normal and average, right?

No. 240620

>>240614
>>240614
Probably the kind of girl who think that once she reach her ideal body her life will finally be perfect, so when she see us claiming it's unrealistic/shoped she goes ballistic.

No. 240633

>face of a toddler
So you want to look bald and fat? Well ok then sister.

No. 240636

>>240633
Stop being a fucking idiot. You clearly get what OP is saying.

No. 240640

>>240636
please don't talk to the robot

No. 240645

>>240614
Exactly, if it was only a few girls and they were being realistic about their bodies I could believe them, however for whatever reason, in the plastic surgery thread, its hoards of girls coming in claiming to have those and they either hate it, claim it causes problems or its "nothing special" which makes me doubt them even more

No. 241908

I'm 5'2 and my whole life it's made me sick. Tall girls at least have a chance to get treated like actual people, short girls are treated like fuckable toys that exist for the pleasure of men. If I was "curvy" I prob would have killed my self by now. Wanting to look a certain way because ~men like it more~ is the height of retarded considering that men will fuck literally anything. It's getting treated like an equal that's hard.

No. 241916

If the idea of being treated like a cute child as an adult appeals to you you need to think harder about what that would mean in every aspect of your life. I have sharp features and am not baby faced at all, if I was 5'10" do you think my manager would be calling me "sweetheart" and comparing me to his daughter? Tbh, maybe. But it wouldn't be so easy.



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