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Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:37:26 AM No. 23275

When was the last time you helped out someone in real life?

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:43:12 AM No. 23291

Post more PPP pls

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:46:56 AM No. 23300

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Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:48:07 AM No. 23307

I was at a house party last month and there was some drunk whore who was all over my obviously repulsed long-term boyfriend.

Literally all fucking night she was following him around and falling up against him deliberately, but I could see how uncomfortable it was making him and so instead of helping I kind of stood back and laughed as he awkward tried to shuffle out of her vicinity every 20 minutes or so.

After about 3 hours of this she collapsed unconscious in a drunken mess on the floor but nobody wanted to deal with her and was kind of stepping over her as they moved from room to room.
I picked her up and carried her in my arms upstairs and placed her in the hosts bed and tucked the covers up around her.
I fetched her some water and bread and placed a towel next to the bed, periodically helping her to the bathroom so she could projectile vomit into the sink whilst I held back her hair.

After about an hour of this she was finally okay to go to sleep and get some rest, and before she drifted off she started crying and said she didn't understand why I was being so nice to her when she was knowingly all over my boyfriend, told me she was sorry like 20 times, thanked me for helping her and then fell asleep.

I'm confident enough to not be intimidated by other women and I recognise when somebody is so fucked up that they're acting out. It really sucked that nobody bothered to help her when she really needed it though, not even her supposed friends that she came with.

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:48:15 AM No. 23309

>>23275
typical jets fan tbh

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:51:42 AM No. 23321

>>23275
Why is she eating noodles instead of tendies??? blasphemy

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:51:46 AM No. 23322

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>>23291

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:53:22 AM No. 23329

>>23307

that was very nice of you

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 03:55:58 AM No. 23341

>>23307
you are such a cool person, ily sweetheart :') i am inspired

my younger cousin did that sexy hand rub thing on my long term boyfriends hand (like a palm massage you do when you want 2 fuq sum1) one time when we all were holding hands for thanksgiving grace and ever since then i seriously secretly hate her

he told me later on what she did and lol'd about it and i had murder in my eyes lol

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 06:33:23 PM No. 24940

it's been so long since I interacted with anyone in a meaningful way. Just go out. Buy thing from store. go home.

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 06:51:32 PM No. 24945

ok i'm new here, can anyone explain the context of these memes? i assumed it was meant to be "typical lolita/weeb girl" but that doesn't seem right

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 07:04:34 PM No. 24954

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it's poking fun at socially inept women that are dependent on their parents.

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 08:15:28 PM No. 25047

>>23322
Veils on hats are gross this lolita is a failure

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 08:16:02 PM No. 25048

>>24945
I just want the name so I can collect them all

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 09:06:21 PM No. 25158

>>25048
anon from r9k

look up good girl points or princess points

these images are basically like a response to when pepe/green frog became used by normies and they wanted to have weird ass pics to freak out people that uses the frog.

theres a thing with chicken tendies and good boy points that spawned into this, its very strange.

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 09:06:59 PM No. 25161

>>25048
http://imgur.com/a/TSuBR

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 10:07:25 PM No. 25266

I'm like the opposite of this. My parents don't want me to move out even though I really want to. I send out job applications regularly but no one seems to want to hire me. Involuntary NEET

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 10:38:32 PM No. 25298

>>25266
How many PPP do you have?

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 10:38:49 PM No. 25300

>>25158
You reek of reddit newfag.

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 10:39:14 PM No. 25301

>>25047
Men make these comics what did you expect

Anonymous 08/14/15 (Fri) 10:46:59 PM No. 25312

dunno but i have a beggar 20p the other day when he was sat outside tesco

Anonymous 08/15/15 (Sat) 12:14:05 AM No. 25394

>>25300
been on 4chan 8 years

only newfags say newfag anymore

Anonymous 08/15/15 (Sat) 01:55:32 AM No. 25469

I work at a place where we have "Jerk" in the restaurant name. While we aren't outright mean to people, we are allowed to be rude to customers who deserve it. Basically, we treat customers how they treat us.

This morning, a lady refused to read the menu and blindly ordered. When what she got wasn't good enough, she tried to send it back. Our cook pointed at the menu and told her that she needed to read because what she wanted wasn't a thing. Customer got angry and started being a brat. The cook then accidentally burned his arm and the customer LAUGHED at him. I kicked her out and helped him patch his arm up.

Really minor but it felt good. Turns out he was having a horrible day and almost started crying when that bitch laughed.

Anonymous 08/15/15 (Sat) 09:26:07 AM No. 25733

>>25161
why are they all so weirdly specific

Anonymous 08/15/15 (Sat) 05:21:44 PM No. 26040

>>25733
And yet so accurate.

Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 05:28:37 PM No. 26662

Would you return someone's wallet with all its cash?

Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 06:21:55 PM No. 26684

>>26662
Absolutely not.

Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 06:43:16 PM No. 26693

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>>26040
>>25733
they made a venus one lol

Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 07:44:02 PM No. 26723

>>26662
Dogs don't have wallets, so probably not.

Anonymous 08/16/15 (Sun) 09:20:03 PM No. 26759

>>26662
Yes.

Anonymous 08/17/15 (Mon) 04:11:29 AM No. 26832

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Helped a dog who got their leash tangled on some branches and it bit me.

Anonymous 08/17/15 (Mon) 04:21:41 AM No. 26836

>>26832
OT, but, HOLY SHIT! I want a pet elephant shrew that sits on my shoulder!

Anonymous 08/17/15 (Mon) 05:41:56 AM No. 26839

>>26832
i like her pet puppywhirl!! :3

Anonymous 08/17/15 (Mon) 05:50:25 AM No. 26845

The first time I saw these pictures I cried because I felt attacked

Anonymous 08/18/15 (Tue) 11:56:56 PM No. 27715

I jerked off a guy friend on his birthday and let him play with my breasts. He never had a girlfriend before and he was a virgin at the time.

Anonymous 08/19/15 (Wed) 02:03:34 AM No. 27738

>>25158
>green frog

you know the majority of users on this site originally came from 4chan right. we're not normies.

Anonymous 08/19/15 (Wed) 03:06:25 AM No. 27752

There should not be any normies here. How would a normie even find this place?

Anonymous 08/19/15 (Wed) 03:15:21 AM No. 27753

>>27715
You are a true saint

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 02:28:05 AM No. 28090

Took my friend grocery shopping. He doesn't know how to drive and occasionally needs help doing basic errands.

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 03:00:40 AM No. 28095

gave a homeless guy 2 dollars if that's actual help

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 03:50:43 AM No. 28103

>>28095
Well in some weird turn of events or a different timeline, homeless man could've bought a few lotto tickets, water, and chips. He probably could/could've won the lottery and buy an apartment

Last time I help someone other than my family? Help a SpEd kid with her work.
With my family? Idk, moved the computer or bring the groceries in the house.

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 04:46:01 AM No. 28106

how would a homeless person claim a winning lottery ticket?

Don't they need an address?

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 05:05:43 AM No. 28108

>>28106
Ah yeah, didn't think about that, really. Sorry! I'm in a happy and hopeful mood tonight.

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 05:08:58 AM No. 28110

>>28108
>>28106
Clicked enter too fast.
I was going to say that I don't pay much attention to stuff like that and all I know is you buy a ticket, you get good numbers, you win money. Idk if you would need an address or not.
Well that's kind of a bummer I guess. Oh well.

Anonymous 08/21/15 (Fri) 05:27:56 PM No. 29010

>you will never give good relationship advice

Anonymous 08/21/15 (Fri) 06:25:46 PM No. 29033

>>28106
If it's a scratchoff ticket and he wins like less than 250$ (I dunno, I think this depends on where) he can claim the money without an address. It's not much money, but it's a little bit that gets him fed, boozed, etc. to get him through for a bit.

Anonymous 08/21/15 (Fri) 06:29:37 PM No. 29037

Told some mtf on the subway that the tag was sticking out of the back of her shirt yesterday. No one wants their clothes tags showing.

Anonymous 08/23/15 (Sun) 10:32:41 PM No. 29777

>>29037
You did good anon. One princess point.

Anonymous 08/24/15 (Mon) 03:10:01 AM No. 29822

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This one looks like Berry Tsukasa

Anonymous 08/24/15 (Mon) 09:39:34 AM No. 29846

>>29822
needs more weeb stuff around the room

Anonymous 09/17/15 (Thu) 05:46:58 AM No. 37108

I'm my friend's only friend.

Anonymous 09/17/15 (Thu) 08:20:35 AM No. 37117

>>27715
are they nice breasts?

Anonymous 09/18/15 (Fri) 01:52:15 AM No. 37264

>>29822
Berry probably has a scummier room

Anonymous 09/18/15 (Fri) 03:52:25 AM No. 37269

>>37108
do you feel bad for them? I would think its weird depending on the situation

Anonymous 09/18/15 (Fri) 06:50:31 AM No. 37296

>>27715
>tfw no one will ever jerk you off out of pity

Anonymous 09/18/15 (Fri) 07:00:39 AM No. 37297

I asked a friend who expressed interest in going to a convention if they still needed a ride and a hotel room.
It's an 8 hour drive (really more like 10 with stops included) however my friend informed me that they need to be back early the day after the con. Which means on the last day of the con I'll have to make the drive overnight to be there the next day in the morning. Before I knew that condition I also said I'd sacrifice my bed space to sleep on the floor since we're sharing the room with five other people to split costs.

I consider myself a saintly person for this.

Anonymous 09/19/15 (Sat) 10:42:00 AM No. 37775

>>37297
It's great and all but you might want to get decent sleep if you're going to drive 10+ overnight. Saintly or not eh

Anonymous 09/20/15 (Sun) 04:24:47 PM No. 37997

>>37269

I do feel bad. My family and friends question why I continue being friends with a loser. I wish he finally had the courage to just better himself. He has the potential. He can handle a job. It's the interview part that gives him trouble. I just wish there was a way for him to find work without dealing with the interview process. He's not very smart and he takes awhile to learn things, but once he has a handle on things he can be pretty efficient. I don't really see a reason to unfriend him. It's not like he's constantly begging for money or anything. I don't want him to be sad.

Anonymous 09/20/15 (Sun) 04:29:14 PM No. 37998

>>37997
wtf is wrong with him being friendless? is that really such a big deal? he sounds alright. he doesn't sound like a loser.

Anonymous 09/20/15 (Sun) 11:56:06 PM No. 38052

>>37998

Friends are nice for social development and emotional support. If something happens to him, he'll have no friends to turn to.