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No. 2284038

Discuss what you hate about generation alpha. Their trends, their parents, behaviours you dislike, how fucked up the future is for them, whether we should make more of them, and more.

No. 2284046

In a few years they'll be using this website

No. 2284050

Good to see this thread made. They're all blind from the iPads in their faces, that's for sure. Also being exposed to political content and extremist shit since everything is on social media now.

No. 2284052

man i’m not gonna shit talk a bunch of literal children be serious

No. 2284060

>>2284052
They deserve it, for what they will grow up to be.

No. 2284074

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Their first years on the internet are not on anything specifically made for them aka child-safe in at least some way. Tiktok, Youtube (not kids), Roblox, and other video games that prefer to cater to older people. Like 10 years ago there was still porn especially of common media, but today it's seriously tenfolded. Picrel I dead ass just looked up "inside out shorts" and these were 3 scrolls away. Adults are making such perverse content for them that'll have serious impacts. Another one is Baby gronk and Livvy Dunne? Just look it up, I can't type it out

No. 2284078

>>2284074
>video with joy in bed
>19 million views
Kek what the fuck….

No. 2284082

This thread might be interesting to check back on in a few years

No. 2284084

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>>2284078
This is what elementary school kids are watching

No. 2284088

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You can look up any weird media kids are into on youtube and there's going to be some sort of porn about it with 1M+ views

No. 2284094

>Hating on actual toddlers.
What happened to this website? Seriously? Are the cows really that dry? What could an actual toddler do to piss you off so badly that you want to anonymously gossip about them? Why don't you just take all this negative energy and go into /snow/ or /w/ and nitpick one of the fat women there like normal anons do? This is actually just really pathetic on your part, and I'm not trying to be mean when I say that. I just felt this twang of pity for whichever Zoomer made this thread. Did you think it would be a good idea? Did you think it would make you feel better? Why didn't you just post a vent in get it off your chest if your little cousin pissed you off?
>>2284052
I'm embarrassed for these people.

No. 2284095

Elsagate has been a thing since millennial days but god all these kids are going to be pornrotted one way or another. Their "brainrot slang" involves words like "edging, gooning, jelqing, hawk tuah" which are all blatantly sexual.

No. 2284096

>>2284084
This is absolutely disgusting, but ngl Anxiety's bald muppet head on the traced sexy body slaughtered me

No. 2284097

>>2284094
Kek anon what the fuck?

No. 2284098

>shitting on literal babies

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>>2284074
>>2284084
who even makes this kinda content wtf? no way the adults who sit down to make this shit and post it on youtube for kids don't realize how wrong this is, I know elsagate has been a thing for a while but still
>>2284082
exactly what I was thinking, I think it's a bit too early to make a thread like this right now, we should be hating on the retarded adults raising them instead

No. 2284103

>>2284094
>>2284098
I doubt anyone is actually hating on actual toddlers, we're concerned for them becoming political extremists when older, the shit they're exposed to right now, and mainly their parents for letting them turn out this way. Use your heads, it's not just straight up wanting to a-log kids.

No. 2284106

Samefag, the oldest alphas are 14 now and harassing women online and irl thanks to the redpill Andrew Tate YouTube shorts they watch, they are not all literal babies. Old enough to crawl, old enough to brawl.

No. 2284109

>>2284099
>we should be hating on the retarded adults raising them instead
I know it's pretty much impossible to stop kids from seeing redpill content and other weird shit on the internet, but it is fully their parents' fault why they're so terminally online and brainrotted in the first place. I'm sick of people giving excuse after excuse for why gen a's parents are doing such a collectively atrocious job.

No. 2284115

>>2284099
>>2284109
>>2284103
So then… since gen alpha is being raised by the millennials, this could all be done in the millennial hate thread?

No. 2284116

>>2284103
NTA but then what's an 'alphole'

No. 2284119

>>2284116
i think zoomers are tired of being teased by millennials so they're trying to make fun of the next generation to fit in better

No. 2284120

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>>2284116
Alpha + asshole. Because they're cute little shits with a dark, apocalyptic future waiting ahead of them

No. 2284130

>>2284115
Not really since it's not only the parenting that's making these kids degenerate

No. 2284140

One thing I am curious about is how gen Beta will end up like since they're gonna start being born next year (in like a month). Will zoomers, seeing how gen A acts, be better parents and have gen B rebel against gen A's retardation? Or will things just get worse and worse as time goes on?

No. 2284141

>>2284120
Isnt every kid an asshole, who cares

No. 2284142

What's the general consensus on birth year range for gen alpha? I know the whole gen thing is vague and originally a marketing term used to target demos but are the toddlers now or just entering highschool?

No. 2284143

>>2284142
2012-2025 I think

No. 2284146

I haven’t really encountered gen alpha kids yet, they’re all either literal babies or super young kek

No. 2284147

>>2284130
Can actual children aged 0-14 be degenerates? It seems like you're mad at millennials but instead of confronting that you're just screaming at 8 year olds.

No. 2284149

>all this moralfagging about wah wahhh hating literal toddlers
Shut up and hide the thread then, I will hate babies and generations that haven't even been born yet if I want to.

No. 2284155

>>2284149
And they aren’t literal toddlers anymore either they’re like 15 now!

No. 2284156

Since this is about Gen Alpha, I was reading this report on Roblox by Hindenburg Research the other day. Hindenburg Research is a forensic financial research firm who make their money by finding dodgy shit and short their stocks before publishing the results.
Some highlights:
>Beyond inflated key user metrics, our in-game research revealed an X-rated pedophile hellscape, exposing children to grooming, pornography, violent content and extremely abusive speech.
>Roblox is compromising child safety in order to report growth to investors, per our interview with a former senior product designer: “If you’re limiting users’ engagement, it’s hurting your metrics…in a lot of cases, the leadership doesn’t want that.”
>As a test, we attempted to set up an account under the name ‘Jeffrey Epstein’…only to see the name was taken, along with 900+ variations
>After we found a username, we listed our age as “under 13” to see if children are being exposed to adult content. By merely plugging ‘adult’ into the Roblox search bar, we found a group called “Adult Studios” with 3,334 members openly trading child pornography and soliciting sexual acts from minors.
It's a proper academic paper, not some click bait puff piece
https://hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/

No. 2284157

>>2284142
2010-2024. Anyone born next year is Gen Beta, the children of the zoomers. Unironically I feel like Gen B won't be so bad.

No. 2284158

>>2284147
NTAYRT but the oldest gen A’s are 14/15 right now

No. 2284161

>>2284158
isnt discussion about underage lolcows banned?

No. 2284162

>>2284161
They're not lolcows… this is /ot/, what?

No. 2284163

>>2284161
Nonna what are you talking about? Lolcows are posted on /pt/ , /snow/ , and /w/…

No. 2284164

Some parents are raising their children in such retarded ways that I started to believe many of them aren’t truly autistic.

No. 2284165

>>2284147
I mean when you consume and believe in degenerate media then yeah even if it's not on purpose, I don't agree with the "alphole hate" part of this thread since it's not their fault but they're doomed and it's not bad to bring up parts of the internet or school-life that's causing this

No. 2284168

>>2284162
i meant obviously talking about this topic will lead to lolcows being discovered but its still kind of cringe to see this much seeth of literal children kekkk

No. 2284169

>>2284157
>>2284143
Thanks nonnas

No. 2284171

>>2284168
Nta but actually it can't because you can't make posts about/post pictures of underage people, but we're allowed to talk about gen alphas

No. 2284172

>>2284168
>lead to lolcows being discovered
How do you reach that conclusion? Also nobody is "seething about literal children" if you've read legitimate concerns over their culture, behaviour and parenting

No. 2284174

for example, it sounds like its acceptable to post anecdotal stories about experiences you're having with gen A's, but posting photos of them or reposting their tiktoks or other social media posts here would be breaking the rules

No. 2284176

>>2284172
tayrt the thread name is literally "alpholes" kek
>>2284171
oh that makes sense , i just hope no retard actually posts children here

No. 2284178

>>2284176
nta but nona, if you think calling a 14 year old an asshole is seething, i suggest you lurk a little moar kek. you ain't seen nothin' yet my darling

No. 2284179

>>2284176
So what? They're little shits and the boys will ultimately become sex pests by the way they're raised. It ain't seething to be concerned about that.

No. 2284180

>>2284178
Again, old enough to crawl, old enough to brawl >>2284106

No. 2284187

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Australia passed a ban on under 16s from accessing social media. Pretending there was some perfect method of detecting who was accessing the internet without some gross violations of privacy, do you think it's a good idea?
Camera phones came out when I was like 12 and proper smart phones became common couple years later. I'm a little mixed. On one hand it's good to get kids away from it, on the other I've seen what going from zero to full internet has done to my parents. Social media is the world we live in now, I believe education on how to spot bad faith posts are better than ignoring it.
I'm also super happy that my cringey teen posts on Bebo died with that website, others won't have that luxury.

No. 2284192

>>2284187
As an ausfag, nope. Bans never do anything because kids are naturally curious as to why. Instead of educating them on the dangers of social media (which I had when I was in high school), we're just saying "ackshually you're not allowed". And as if they'd have individual agents to track down every child in the country, kids are just going to lie that they're 16 one way or another. And if not, they'll just congregate on some lesser known site like Tumblr or fandom sites like Amino, Wattpad.

No. 2284195

>>2284192
Samefag probably tinfoil but human development is odd, kids are just going to naturally by the will of some deity find or do something just as bad as the social media they're banned from kek

No. 2284200

>>2284187
I totally forgot the term "smartphones" was what iPhones and androids were originally called kek

No. 2284209

>>2284200
They're still called that synonymously, aren't they?

No. 2284269

>>2284192
Hard disagree. You don't see kids mass-chugging on alcohol because it's not allowed.

Social media is designed to be addicting, literal billions in research have been pumped into making it as hard as possible to leave. You can't leave that to "just educate them on the dangers"

No. 2284287

>>2284269
Honestly I'm just hoping that they nuke the internet off when society collapses (as it probably will due to the climate). Like the internet is ideally the first thing that should go. It's literally a weapon of mass control made against the population.

No. 2284296

>>2284269
nta but you've never seen Aussie teenagers then!

Nah kek I agree with you. I don't necessarily think the ban will be effective, but social media is poison and at least they're trying to protect kids from it. I know I'd have been seething if they took MySpace from me back in the day and would've found a workaround. But maybe my self esteem would've been better if they had, and that was nothing compared to tiktok and insta in terms of constantly comparing yourself to others.

No. 2284372

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a lot of them are already misogynistic due to unrestricted internet access from birth and watching those slop sigma videos on youtube all day long. how can parents care this little about their kid? it's one thing for little timmy to sneak behind your back but this is the LOCK SCREEN for fuck's sake

No. 2284392

Are we really hating on literal children now?
Hate on their parents, not single digit kids ffs

No. 2284397

>>2284392
We’ve gone over this like 6 times, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with talking shit about 15 year olds, especially considering I remember being 15 and didn’t behave nearly as ghastly as teenagers these days do

No. 2284402

The oldest gen alpha kids are 14 now, they are the ones making deepfakes of their female classmates.

No. 2284403

>>2284397
talking shit about literal children will do them no favors though? its not like anons are pointing out how the parenting could be improved but literal underdeveloped children for not knowing better, you keep saying 15 year olds when the gen alpha includes little children too

No. 2284407

>>2284403
You could apply this logic to talking shit about anyone anon, I’m gonna keep complaining about ipad kids and teenagers who play music at full volume on bluetooth speakers in public

No. 2284409

>>2284372
If I was ever cursed with children and had a son like this I'd beat him and tell him to bench pr his broken femur

No. 2284471

>>2284372
Checked the comments and yup it's a bunch of scrotes saying how awesome this is. Trash society.

No. 2284485

>>2284269
>You don't see kids mass-chugging on alcohol because it's not allowed.
Yeah you do, kek

No. 2284506

>>2284403
Avert your eyes and hide the thread if you don't like it.

No. 2284512

>>2284506
>avert your eyes
You could do that too instead of crying about literal babies kekkk

No. 2284515

>>2284512
nta but why are you guys acting like gen A's are all infants? and, i also don't recall any of this
>don't talk about babies like that!!
when millennials would talk shit endlessly about zoomers online lol

No. 2284516

>>2284046
many of them probably already are, i started lurking lolcow when i was 13

No. 2284517

>>2284512
You must be a newfag if you’re upset over anons hating anyone younger than them. The same way we post about retarded scrotelets killing their families and teachers over being told no we can shit on how retarded the gen alpha generation is

No. 2284565

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>>2284088
A lot of kids themselves are making fetish content, they just use the word heat or sus because I guess mom would get them in trouble for saying sex shitty collage but you can just search gacha and immediately see what I mean

No. 2284567

Aren't gen alpha between zero and 10 years old? Are we speedrunning boomerism here?

No. 2284570

>>2284512
hide the thread then, boymom

No. 2284688

>>2284052
There are definitely annoying teenage alphoids but I'd rather wait to see if maybe they outgrow certain negative traits. Might not be their generation just their age.

>>2284074
That's really sad.

>>2284084
I think videos like this are an unfiltered look at child Id, and it's not pretty. Meaning, I think these videos do accurately reflect what a lot of kids would want to watch. Kids do want to watch stuff that is subversive and 'not for kids' bc they want to be grown up and they are curious about relationships. Lots of millennials watched similar content it was just less accessible. This isn't to say kids should be watching this stuff, only that I'm not really surprised.

No. 2284691

>>2284372
Any woman trying to tell you that these little shitlings are “socialized” to be this way are completely wrong. I don’t give a fuck about their unicorn brother and uncle they bring up who’s secretly gay, all males are biologically driven to kill and hate females and that’s never changing.

No. 2284728

I mostly feel bad for them because we keep voting in retards that basically guarantee that these fuckers will never ever be able to move out of their parents homes

No. 2284743

>>2284691
I actually kind of stand by this.
Growing up there were 2 types of boys.
1 were just horrible monsters who wanted to kill girls until they realized they wanted to stick their dick in them during puberty
2 were sweet boys but due to homosocial tendencies they also grew up wanting to kill girls because type 1 is so fucking prominent and aggressive and would beat the ever living shit out of type 1 if he wasnt a misogynist
This is what I grew up with, and I'm an old hag. No ipad. No internet.

Honestly I think before shit like internet, tv, and radio, scrotes were even worse.

My only hope is the baby nonas see their peers shitty posts and realize moids aren't worth shit

No. 2284768

>>2284743
I mean by that logic aren't you literally saying that there were a category of males who who weren't shit until they were socialized to be that way?

No. 2284874

>>2284094
Aren’t the oldest gen alphas 15? My brother was born in 2010 and he’s turning 16 this January. They’re not exactly toddlers.

No. 2284876

>>2284269
>You don't see kids mass-chugging on alcohol because it's not allowed.
Fucking kek. Oh yes they do honey.

No. 2284880

Is this thread just overrun by boymoms crying that we're insulting their scrotelings for turning into brainrotted future sex pests or what. Hide the thread and stop moralfagging about "seething about literal children" when said literal children are above the age of criminal responsibility and know what the damn hell they're doing.

No. 2284889

>>2284874
Samefagging but gen alpha, gen alpha boys in particular are absolutely worth dissecting. I found Andrew Tate shit on my brother’s TikTok and this was 2 years ago, when he was 13-14. It seems like it is literally the norm to be misogynistic, like the new subculture for teen boys, and it’s also the norm to have a porn addiction and the gateway is those Twitch streamers with an Onlyfans.
I still occasionally get stuff on my feed from people in this age range every so often and they’re very brainrotted and chronically online.
>>2284876
Nta but does that mean we should just not have laws then? Laws are a standard to be upheld. In countries where the drinking age is lower like the one I’m in no one bats an eye at a 16-year-old being an alcoholic. Elsewhere this would be concerning and people would be wondering about what the parents are doing. It sets a standard. It doesn’t mean 16-year-olds will not drink in those countries, but public sentiment matters a lot.

No. 2284892

>>2284889
>does that mean we should just not have laws then?
I never implied that, wtf? I was just replying to the other anon's point, that kids psychologically are built to be defiant and curious, I was, I'm sure everyone was. Of course laws need to exist

No. 2284893

Alphole is such a boomerism

No. 2284898

I saw a statistic saying younger zoomer (I'm assuming 2004-2009) boys are becoming more conservative while younger zoomer girls are becoming more liberal and how it's supposedly "based" for the former and a bad thing for the latter. Alphas are going to be much, much worse, the older alphas? I've never seen a generation of boys so misogynistic. I remember when I was a child, the only gender wars we had were genuine curiosity masked as ridicule. "You smell and you're stupid" "You're a crybaby". Now alfie boys are telling girls in school rape threats and "your body my choice" as a "joke"

No. 2284904

>>2284893
boomerism is actually more like hitchhiking and protesting the vietnam war by refusing to work

No. 2284907

>>2284904
KEK. Lead in their veins vs their children's veins full of asbestos vs their children's veins full of microplastics.

No. 2284933

>>2284904
Based
Based on what(integrate)

No. 2285205

>>2284893
In a few years when the kids get old enough to start shitting on properly, OP of thread #2 should use "alphoid" or something.

No. 2285292

>>2285205
They are old enough. They'll be turning into 15yo shitheads next year

No. 2285323

I work very closely with parents and every single day I hear at least one of them mention they’re getting their kid assessed for autism or ADHD. I don’t think a lot of them do have autism or ADHD, they’re just raised poorly and have terrible attention spans from their iPads, I think it’s the parents way of coping that their kids are gonna have their brains fried for the rest of their lives from their shitty parenting kek.

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>>2285292
Sitters and/or the simp moids jannying this site for them please rewrite thread title now
Millennials please stop having sex

No. 2285515

>>2284140
As someone who just had a newborn, it seems like there's currently huge backlash against screen time, ipads, and high-tech toys among new parents at the moment. However, my sample is probably limited to more affluent and educated parents. I suspect there will be a major class divide in parenting style and subsequently child outcomes.

No. 2285523

>>2284880
Most of the mama bears on this website are maladjusted women who passed on their autism to their children and should be highly scrutinized because of it. They go on these imageboards meant for pillow fucker women, that should be enough to tell you all about that mother. They only shit out kids to feel superior to childfree women, just ignore them

No. 2285527

>>2284038
I can't hate them, they are doomed since birth.

No. 2285684

>>2285416
My niece is in first grade and she can't read stuf I clearly remember reading at her level like picture books or children games like Animal Crossing
And of course the parents go "she's doing well in school" like they don't let any retarded kids pass
The future is so fucking grim

No. 2286293

>>2285323
>I don’t think a lot of them do have autism or ADHD, they’re just raised poorly and have terrible attention spans from their iPads
You're correct. I deal with a lot of autistic adults and you can see such a difference between the ones who do and don't use iPads and other smart electronics. The regular autists are still obviously disabled, but the tech-addicted ones barely function. They're too afraid to talk on the telephone, their attention span is completely fried, they lose their shit at the slightest adversity and have no problem solving skills, basically everything you see in Gen Alpha but it's happening in a lower intensity with twenty and thirty year olds who didn't grow up with this technology. I hate to sound like a crochety old boomer, but this technology is obliterating people's social skills in real time. I can't imagine how much worse it is for someone who has known no other life.

No. 2286321

>>2286293
Huh. As a Zoomer who has been visiting a psychologist because of "muh AuDHD" (Im almost certain that excessive technology is actually to blame here for my behaviour and I don't think I actually have AuDHD) can you elaborate more on the differences?

No. 2286342

>>2286321
Nta but it's not that hard to understand. Everywhere you have vertical 5s videos designed to destroy your attention span. You have actual autists and adhders who struggle with a lot of thoughts in their head or social cues naturally and then you have kids who had iPads two inches from their faces since the age of 1 who can't focus unless there's a Minecraft parkour video.

No. 2286664

the boymom posters whining about "how dare you hate the innocent babies!" obviously haven't had to deal with gen alpha teenage boys because they are most annoying, violent, disrespectful little shits.

No. 2286714

>>2286321
AYRT and sorry for wall of text. Simply put the technology itself is causing a lot of symptoms that mimic autism and ADHD. Younger millennials/zillennials had a similar problem when we got smartphones in our teens, I'd go over to a friend's house and they were sat there with their faces in their phones at the dinner table while I'm trying to maintain a conversation with them and their family. When your greatest companion, (the one providing you with hours of entertainment, insight, and social interaction) is an electronic device, you don't feel much need to work on your social skills with people, who are by comparison not as interesting to your brain as the constant dopamine drip feed. Years of this will produce a big difference between adults (autistic and not) who overdo smart technology versus those who avoid it. TBH I was diagnosed autistic as a child, but these days I function better socially than many of my non-autistic peers because I got a smartphone about five years later than most people my age.

The upside here is that tech-induced neurological problems are easy to fix: Moderate technology use. Turn off any phone alert that isn't absolutely necessary (having your elderly family member's alerts are important. Your morning news or social media feed alerts are not). Avoid overusing technology that you can carry around with you. My generation saw the start of kids who couldn't sit for ten minutes without a GameBoy in front of them, you don't want to continue that legacy. Even better if you can restrict smart tech use to a specific room: Older millennials grew up with family computers in the living room, and it kept enough of them out of trouble. The goal here is to have long periods of time where you can't rely on that endless entertainment device to occupy you. You'll get bored, but boredom is good; boredom is your brain learning to keep itself busy. Eventually, you won't be as bored because those idle moments are filled with your brain doing what it's supposed to do. TBH, I'd recommend all of the above if someone is actually autistic/ADHD too. It's just good health to not abuse technology.

No. 2286874

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my brother makes these retarded jokes too and he’s right on the cusp of zoomie/alpha. i tell him to shut the fuck up and explain why it’s not funny but he told me “everyone in his school makes rape jokes”. should tell you enough about alpholes. i feel so bad for the underpaid teachers having to deal with these retards everyday

No. 2286879

>>2286874
Making rape jokes is just something retards do throughout middle-high school, which they hopefully grow out of in college. Not to excuse it or anything, but it's not just an alphole thing. Given that they're moidlets though, I don't expect them to gain empathy and self awareness as quickly as some of us did.

No. 2286893

>>2286874
I live where a lot of schools are and kids like to put papers/stickers on the pedestrian crossing light poles. There were rape jokes about Diddy there too. Didn't know this was a trend.

No. 2286894

>>2286664
Yeah nobody's saying that.

No. 2286896

>>2286874
This isn't a zoomer thing, it's a moid thing. The previous generation of moids wasn't any different, nor the previous previous one.

No. 2286904

I fail to keep up with all these new generations.

No. 2286943

>>2286894
Nta but read the thread all the way up. I can count at least five "seething about literal babies wah wah" posts.

No. 2287101

It's obviously fine to have your kid have a little bit of minecraft time at a restaurant but they've extrapolated it to 13 hours of uninterrupted screentime and get angry when internet strangers and corporations can't or won't parent their children. good lord, I know parenting is hard but why do so many of them take on this uppity know it all attitude when their kid has an adhd diagnosis and a porn addiction at the age of 13. can you fucking lay down your guard for once and listen to the people telling you the uninterrupted screentime is making your kid retarded beyond repair? Now it's probably going to be everyone's problem and we'll need IDs to access the internet because people would rather create speds than look after them for one microsecond just to check if they're not overdosing on pomni fart porn. When your autistic son is gay and retarded at 16 and wants you to call him Alice the puppygirl and starts hiding estrogen bottles around the house don't come crying to anybody

not to mention those family vloggers that extensively document their children and humiliate them without their consent for adsense, and they're rightfully going to prison or getting sued for it. alphas were doomed from the start and I feel bad for them

No. 2287114

>>2286943
Okay but babies are not children which are not teenage boys, you mentioned like three separate age demographics in that one post.

No. 2287116

>>2287114
>Babies are not children
What?

No. 2287118

>>2287114
>babies are not children which are not teenage boys
kekkkk is this thread made by a 17year old seething about their baby sibling all along?

No. 2287120

>>2287118
Well that much is obvious.

No. 2287136

>>2287118
>>2287116
Are you guys retarded? Children refer to kids that can speak in sentences and run around and feed themselves, babies can't do that.

No. 2287144

>>2287136
This is embarrassing.

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No. 2287155

>>2287136
just because you were a mute autismo baby doesnt mean every baby is

No. 2287157

>>2287152
>>2287155
You were not speaking in complete sentences and feeding yourself at 2.
>>2287144
Non contributions, reported.(you don't have to announce it )

No. 2287160

>>2287157
>Non contributions, reported.
This made me physically cringe.

No. 2287168

>>2287160
Reported.

No. 2287169

>>2287136
ESLfag or just a sped? Place your bets now!

No. 2287173

>>2287169
Rrrrrreported.

No. 2287178

>>2287169
Spedfag whose mother didnt give it attention when it was young but does to its younger sibling so its seeths with jealousy now

No. 2287185

>>2287178
Reported!(infighting)

No. 2287187

>>2287178
Kek watch out, nona! It might report you for non-contribution! On /ot/!

No. 2287190

>>2284088
We need to nuke the internet, wtf, I would have turned out one million times worse if this is the shit I grew up with. These poor kids never stood a chance.

No. 2287194

I know this is the hate thread, but DAE worry about Gen Alpha girls? Gen Alpha moids have been terrible so far and I'm scared that it's going to get worse with the proliferation of deepfakes and AI. Obviously it's up to parents to protect their kids, but is there anything the rest of us can do to help these girls grow up less damaged?

No. 2287199

>>2287194
I'm a zoomer and boys were making rape threats to us all and molesting us in elementary school. Nothing will change that. It's worth it to lobby for anti-deepfake regulations and laws, though. Not enough people lobbying for shit that isn't tranny shit nowadays.

No. 2287200

File: 1733179870721.gif (1.89 MB, 498x336, kek.gif)


No. 2287335

Guys I know I know wrong thread. But I'm going to say a little bad (in accordance with the hate thread) and a little good because I really want to have hope
>gen alpha kids
>have often seen traumatic stuff online
>tiny attention span
>i have been catcalled/harrassed by literal gen alpha boys multiple times (but maybe that's british culture idk)
The good, however- my relative is a late genz and new mom, who is mindful of screen time, and the father is a humble man who has stood by her through everything. My gen alpha sister reads books and learns a second language (slav born immigrant), uses manners, shows selflessness and care, questions things, and looks after other people even at 5.
I'm just saying, maybe people will learn from the past and online discourse and do better for the next generation. Nothing stays the same forever. Also, the kid my mom looks after is 7? and he is very polite and respects people and thoughtful.

No. 2287734

>>2287114
Because those posters wrongfully assumed Gen A is full of literal babies and that's why they were seething over the creation of the thread. The oldest ones are 14

No. 2287849

dem cables.

No. 2287859

>alphole
nobody is saying that anon

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File: 1733223060662.png (143.97 KB, 370x409, Untitled109.png)

>>2287859
Alphdorks

No. 2287892

>>2287859
alphoid then

No. 2297560

>>2287194
A life of disillusionment. It's actually good for the society.

No. 2298317

>>2284140
I feel like gen beta might be more sheltered from weird internet shit (hopefully). We all see how fucking weird gen alpha and younger Gen z are thanks to the Internet and their parents just handing them an ipad because they can't even be bothered to care about their kids. Idk I'm being hopeful. I'm in my late 20s and want to have kids soon and some other women I know also want kids soonish. We all talk about how weird ipad kids are and how fucked their future is so I think maybe to counter that gen beta will be raised kinda like in stricter house holds. Maybe normal playtime will be brought back like giving them toys and shit instead of a fucking smart phone.

Gen alpha will be creepy anxious depressed weird degenerates that hate everything and gen beta will be sheltered awkward homeschool kinda kids. Like an overcorrection will happen with gen beta.

Idk though Im talking out my ass and just speculating.

Most people in my circle criticize millennials for raising their kids like this. People I know who work with children say gen alpha is a nightmare because of their upbringing

No. 2298329

>>2285515
Me too anon. Most people I know who want kids are already talking about not giving them a phone until highschool

Tbh I feel the same. The younger they are when they're exposed to that shit the more it rots their brain. If I have kids I'm monitoring everything they watch till they're like 15 idk. My brother is fucking weird and I hate my mom for not having him go without a phone until he was older like me and my other brother.

No. 2298479

>>2298317
Somehow when I imagine Gen Beta I imagine zoomers growing up to become decent normies and trying to prevent their kids from becoming the cringe millennials and zoomers were. Or maybe I'm too much of a daydreamer.

No. 2298751

>>2298479
Zoomers aren't having sex so the only people who actually have kids are hopefully dedicated enough to not let the kid become retarded.

No. 2300151

>>2298751
Nah zoomers are fucking like wild animals kek they're just using condoms more

No. 2308036

>>2284094
>What happened to this website? Seriously?
Lolcow has just become hate central and should change it's name to hatecow. Nobody here wants to lol and make others lol anymore, everyone just wants to seethe endlessly
>Are the cows really that dry?
Yes

I'd be much more stoked for a "funny gen blah" or a "funny X" thread, but all threads are "X hate", "gen blah hate". You can point and laugh at the things you dislike typing with witty humour and a grin, or you can aggressively and impotently type with seething insults and foam at your mouth

Why anyone would choose the latter is beyond me. Actively choosing to fill yours and everyone's days with bile instead of a smile

No. 2308037

>>2308036
>should change it's name to hatecow
I'm sorry anon but this made me kek

No. 2308038

>>2308036
>change it's name to hatecow
>Actively choosing to fill yours and everyone's days with bile instead of a smile
KEK your poetry doesn't go unnoticed. I hate that this place can get so hateful sometimes. I think all the posters that got here after 2019 are from Twitter where ragebait is an integral part of the platform, so they're just more used to rageing instead of loling or rofling. It's actually why I prefer cow threads from pre-pandemic, because the threads back then were so funny because nobody was taking the cows super seriously, we were all just having fun gossiping and talking shit without the need for that veneer of morality.

No. 2312364

Brainrot, the song.

No. 2312498

>>2312364
Most of these are ironic

No. 2313018

File: 1734552030225.png (74.01 KB, 1373x830, cnn school shootings stat grap…)

I don't hate them, because they're still children, but I mostly feel bad for them. Right now I can only imagine how wide the gap will become between those who browse TikTok, use ChatGPT to solve their math homework and use Character AI for their social needs and those who were raised by cautious parents who try their hardest to make their kids enjoy long-form content and expose them to a wider variety of media and experiences no kid who's lost on TikTok would ever know of.

Also, I have a feeling there's going to be a lot more American school shootings by the time this generation comes of age. There's been a spike after the pandemic and the incidents will keep increasing (pic related).



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