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No. 2070225

you’re laying in bed, having the greatest dream ever that you’ll savor for the ages. it’s your birthday and your crush was invited to your party, your parents got you a new car, you’re famous, thriving and everything is going well and dandy. that’s until the dream starts spiraling, your mom and dad call you a failure, your crush tells you that your best friend is hotter than you and the car dealership decides to take back your hot new pimped out ride and gives it to your crush and best friend to ride back to their place. you wake up screaming with sweat dripping down your forehead like a faucet and are awakened to a dingy room, carpet that smells like dead roadkill, cracks in the wall because your dad rather mow the lawn than fix your room, and the ac is broken. you’re late to your job but you quickly notice that there’s something vibrating under your blanket. what is it? you rummage through your messy bed in an anxiety hurry screaming about the vibration and find your phone only to have your trusty vibrator fling out of you like a newborn only for your whole family, even the distant cousins, walk into your room with a shitty baskin n robbins ice creamy creamy cake shouting happy birthday!!!! the vibrator stops midway from falling on to the ground and gets a mind of its own, zipping right into the cake and splattering the cheap sugary concoction all over your family. the room is filled with silence as you huff in your half-naked state as your cousins start laugh, your parents start to cry about you being an embarrassment and because uncle johnny in the room won’t stop gazing at places he shouldn’t be and your aunt is berating him. you quickly yell for everybody to get the FUCK OUT!!!! with your parents leaving the mashed up dessert on your busted desk along with a hallmark envelope. as you’re fressing you unwrap the wrinkly fucker thinking it will be a gift card to panera but it ends up being a year’s worth of insurance you haven’t paid for the hunk of junk car you have that drives you around. you only have 5 minutes to get to your job while manuevering through the busy house full of family members after that sex toy fiasco
>what’s your next move???
>skip work
>drive around
>browse laptop
>mystery choice

No. 2070231

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I Pick
>Kills self

No. 2070276

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I hope you get help OP

No. 2070278

>>2070225
my life's over anyways so i tell the female employees to not clock into work and then shoot up an engineering firm. in minecraft ofc.

No. 2070283

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