/ot/ - off-topic

Pour sugar in a boiling pot of water and spill it on him

Scrub the shit stains of a toilet and the inside of a tub drain with his toothbrush. If there's any debris on it, just rinse it off and put it back.

Remember every little embarrassing detail of him while growing up and bring it up whenever he's with his girlfriend/boyfriend or friends.

Loosen the screws on the seats he sits on, offer to make him coffee or tea and make sure it’s boiling, leave opened chocolate bars, bars of soap, or wax melts next to his heater, rip the seams on his jeans or shirts so they fall apart when he puts them on, buy an ant farm and release them in his kitchen, seduce his girlfriend, pop one of his tires, i could go on for days kek

steal his microwave glass plate or put shit in his airfryer/oven

kill him

Throw away his mail, replace his water or fill his water bottle up with vinegar

If you live in america send him dildos and make sure they leave them at his door.

make him a dating profile on grindr with his insta and real name. Make sure to mention you act like you're straight irl and are into consentual non consent

send fake resumes to companies where you add things to his CV such as
??/2018 - 11/2023 - battling crack addiction
12/2023 - today - Rehab & reminiscing over crack era

make sure to add his actual email to get the rejections

If he lives in his own place, leave sugary stuff and crumbs around in dark corners so he gets a roach/ant invasion