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No. 189089

Jesus christ.

No. 189090


No. 189091

I want one lol

No. 189093

Is Christine a lolcow?

No. 189095

>>189091

This is pretty awesome, really. I love the Certificate of Authenticity, and also that Chris signs the i's in his signature with a heart for the dot. That seems perfect to me. Kind of shocked someone paid him $1,500 though.

No. 189101

Well, shit son. Someone actually did it. Now I'm wondering if anyones gonna bite the bullet and by "The Shirt."

No. 189102

>>189101
>by
Buy*, whoops.

No. 189133

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op's a rich retard

No. 189137

>>189093
Chris chan is now Christine, iirc

No. 189138

Lol are you the buyer looking for asspats, op? Everyone already knows and no one cares.

No. 189139

>>189137
Don't encourage the newfags.

No. 189143

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this is now a ask sonic totem thread

No. 189145

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>They told OP to mail it back with the arms painted blue

No. 189147

Man, I can't believe I missed that thread.

>>189093
CWC is basically ten lolcows all together. There's twists and turns, and story arcs–there's an entire saga.
>>189146
Uh oh, anon…

No. 189150

>>189143
Will I ever find a Boyfriend-free girl?

No. 189151

>>189143
Oh, wise Sonic totem, will I ever find a job?

No. 189152

>>189143
will i ever get a qt boyfriend

No. 189157

>>189143
Will I ace my marketing quiz tomorrow

No. 189160

>>189143
Will I ever be happy?

No. 189161

Sonic totem, will I pass my psych class?

No. 189164

Oh great Sonic Totem, will I ever attain a kinklevel below 9000

No. 189165

>>189143
will i ever become a qt trap

No. 189175

>>189138

Seriously I have no idea what made you think that.

>>189145

He should do it, I wanna see him explode I'm nuclear rage.

No. 189184

>>189093

Christine, aka Christian Weston Chandler, aka CWC, aka Chris-chan, is a lolcow spanning decades. You can find a predictably unfunny write-up on ED, but it covers a lot of the highlights. Chris is the ur-lolcow in a lot of ways.

No. 189198

>>189143
should I get a boipucci

No. 189201

>>189143

When do my meds and therapy starts working so I can have a bit of a normal life?

No. 189210

>>189184
The cwcki is the best source of information about Chris but anyone that reads it is going to lose a few hours of their life.

No. 189211

>>189210

Yeah, thanks, I couldn't think of what that was called. It's definitely much more up to date than ED.

There ya go, questioning Anon >>189093. You will lose hours of your life reading up on Chris if you are a novice.

No. 189218

The absolute madman. I hope the caps are on kiwifarms

No. 189225

Is he still selling medallions?

No. 189228

>>189225
I think so, but he's also selling that blue and red striped shirt, which is in tatters, on Ebay.

No. 189230

>>189143
Will I pass my class this semester?

No. 189310

>>189143

Almighty Totem, Will I ever stop being a virgin with rage and get a cute boy my age?

No. 189314

>>189143

o almighty totem, will i ever get a husbando?

No. 189380

>>189143
Will this job be good for me?

No. 189421

>>189143
o great and beauteous totem, will the man whose glorious rooster i wish to pet ever move past his awkward nature and allow me?

No. 189436

>>189143
Will I ever be champion of the world?

No. 189439

>>189436
cool, guess this means I'll be the GOAT.

No. 189441

why isn't this in sty

No. 189479

>>189441
sty is pretty much a second ot. whats the difference

No. 189501

>>189143
Is he fed up with me?

No. 189574

>>189143
Will I ever be famous or successful

No. 191714

>>189143
Will I get with D

No. 191715

>>191714
cmon man

No. 191716

>>191715
ah fuck you

No. 191732

>>189143
does he like me?

No. 191733


No. 191744

>>189143
Should I break up with him?

No. 191745

>>191744
Come on Sonic totem tell me what to do!

No. 191746

>>191745
W-well then…

No. 191822

>>189143

will i die alone?

No. 191832

>>189143
Will I spend the rest of the year after summer alone? will it work out?

No. 191833

>>189143

will I get taco Bell today? Will my shitposts on Chans make me famous?

No. 191891

Will I roll some sick quads?



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