/ot/ - How would you fix that cows life?

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How would you fix that cows life? Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:08:05 AM No. 1861625

Subject is easy, pick a cow, and how you would fix their life, either how they are now, or how they were in their early days.

There’s a thread like this in Shay’s board, but she isn’t the only cow I think about that with. I couldn’t find anything like this on the catalogue either but if it’s there, I’ll accept my red text and ban.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:09:21 AM No. 1861629

>log off
>???
>profit

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:10:09 AM No. 1861630

Fanfiction is bleak.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:21:16 AM No. 1861643

Had an absolute retard moment when reading this thread title and briefly thought this was about adopting actual farm animal cows and what we'd do to make their lives better, and pictured nonnies just doting over baby cows and the like.
Then I remembered where I was and what words mean.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:37:40 AM No. 1861653

>>1861643
I do that all the time nonny, I'm glad I'm not the only one. one time someone was saying her friend was obsessed with a cow and I literally thought she meant her friend was obsessed with an actual cow.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:52:45 AM No. 1861664

I don't think Venus can be fixed anymore unfortunately

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 02:57:19 AM No. 1861671

I'd pluck Ganer's eyebrows

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 03:55:06 AM No. 1861709

A lot of popular cows on here have their nudes freely searchable so idk if they could repair their reputation or integrate back into normie life. I think they can only surround themselves with other maladjusted people who live moment-to-moment and fragmented lives online.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 04:01:29 AM No. 1861714

Force Heather to volunteer at a women's shelter for a year.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 04:13:30 AM No. 1861730

>>1861709
Once society as a whole integrated into a more anti-porn regime I hope that they all have an easy time removing their nude images from the public internet

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 04:18:21 AM No. 1861734

>quit the internet completely
>get a normal 9-5 job
>prioritize financial stability and physical health

This will fix 99% of cows

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 05:49:33 AM No. 1861839

>>1861625
id take of that stupid frilly foo foo pink baby headband from his head and give him a durag

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 11:45:24 AM No. 1861998

>Build time machine
>Take Luna 10-20 years into the future where she's either dead or living the same miserable life
>Remind her it's all just because she wanted to be like Courtney as a teen
>Force her to shower and get a job
>Hope for the best
>>1861643
Kek me too nonna.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:27:29 PM No. 1862018

I did one on shay but I deleted because I realize that She would'nt even allow me into her life because I'm not a sex worker.
So theres no way to "Fix" her life, unless you pretend to be a sex worker or pro sex worker and try to get her to "consider' other things. Though I legit feel shay's the type of person who'd curse you out and have a crying fit later about it and try to expose you to her coomers.
So it's not even worth it.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:46:45 PM No. 1862022

>>1861998
Sadly I dont think that would work. I know addicts that have started to get health problems because of the drug abuse and the fear of death made them use even more. "If I am going to die soon why not have fun first" Maybe for some it would work, but Tuna is always playing the victim, could be hard for her to see she is the only one who can change her own life.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:51:28 PM No. 1862024

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Get a time machine, go back in time and steal baby Lucinda away from her parents that enable her to starve herself and eat raw meat and chemicals

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:52:42 PM No. 1862025

Just stop posting. Thats it.

You can be a crazy looser but the only way you become a cow is by posting your life on the internet. It really is that simple and yet few cows manage to figure it out.stop posting and every thread about you will eventually be inactive and buried just like it happened with Dobson.

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:59:11 PM No. 1862030

Smother shoe in her crib

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 01:00:11 PM No. 1862033

>>1862024
Can I come with you on this mission. Lucinda brings out maternal feelings in me she just breaks my heart every time I hate her family

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 01:05:13 PM No. 1862038

>>1862033
Sure

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 05:02:45 PM No. 1862163

>>1862022
You're probably right, her life is so depressing but she's still kept up with her habits for 10+ years. Her life could be sort of normal if she'd wanted it to be.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 07:21:57 PM No. 1863489

>>1862030
How deeply parasocial of you.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 08:09:45 PM No. 1863583

>>1862024
I agree, Lucinda is terrifying but I can’t help but wonder if she would be better off if her parents didn’t enable her. She obviously didn’t get this bad on her own, early intervention could’ve helped her
>>1861998
I would get Tuna away from Lurch at a younger age. I think she’s a mess on her own, but Lurch makes her ten times worse. Maybe she would just be a regular useless druggie instead of a destructive one if she didn’t have that guy by her side all the time

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 08:35:35 PM No. 1863647

>>1861998
I don't think this would have deterred Tuna

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 09:02:54 PM No. 1863697

>>1861734
>getting a job and exercising will fix mental illness
nice try, glowie. maybe with a generous serving of fluoxetine or wellbutrin and outpatient treatment on the side.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 09:45:43 PM No. 1863736

>>1862030
Kek, I would have her try out for sports or something as a child and keep her away from 4chan

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 09:47:43 PM No. 1863737

>>1862025
You don't even have to do anything particularly notable or special to be a cow. Just appalling kek

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 10:08:56 PM No. 1863756

>>1862025
I think everyone knows at least one person who exhibits eccentric behavior in their life but simply doesn't blast it online, at least not to the public extent that cows do. You don't even have to give up being unhinged to stop being a cow kek

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 10:41:30 PM No. 1863791

>>1863736
I think cutting off her internet access right before she found out about imageboards would be enough. She was a standard guidette back then, she would probably grow out of it, maybe finish her film degree and do something cool with it or find a trad Italian American man and start a family if that's what she really wants by heart and isn't just pretending to for attention.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 11:50:21 PM No. 1863850

I would send Shayna to her parents house, take up their offer of free college, change her wardrobe to colors that suit her instead of deli meat pink, dye her hair a darker color, change her name, and delete every trace of her social media accounts. She would not be allowed to even have non SW social media accounts as tumblr brainrot is what made her go down that route to begin with.
I have no idea how to get her a job though. She has no work experience except for prostitution, no education, and she's too old to get away with having no work experience (although I guess it could be different in the USA, but where I'm from even retail employers look for experienced people so getting your foot in the door is hard unless you know someone).