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No. 1814705

congrats, anon!
last thread >>1809482

No. 1814707

guys what's your opinion on serbians

No. 1814708

how would you react if lolcow shut down tomorrow

No. 1814710

>>1814708
with tears of joy

No. 1814711

>>1814708
id go and perform a months long autistic theater play with my 30+ year old homosexual friends of course

No. 1814713

>>1814707
Love em

No. 1814714

>>1814708
I think we’d all be better off

No. 1814715

>>1814708
Be sad but free

No. 1814716

>>1814713
i was fucking this serbian dude but he seems kinda fucked up and ptsd riddled is that normal for them

No. 1814717

I’m tired of this whole obsessive internet era. Lolcow was founded on obsessing over random women you don’t even know.

No. 1814718

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they dont make art like this anymore

No. 1814719

>>1814716
Why are you asking us and not him…

No. 1814720

>>1814717
im bored of it too but what can you do autistic people dont like change

No. 1814721

>>1814717
i am obssesing over you

No. 1814722

>>1814719
i did but as i said hes kinda fucked up and ptsd riddled and avoids answering it

No. 1814723

>>1814716
Um maybe, I don’t know I hate men of all nationalities. But Serbian women are awesome

No. 1814724

>>1814721
what my name

No. 1814725

>>1814724
anonymous

No. 1814726

>>1814723
you're useless get out!

No. 1814727

>>1814718
>(hide)

No. 1814728

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Actual footage of Muriel

No. 1814729

>>1814727
you dont like art? how boring earth without art is just eh

No. 1814730

>>1814728
idg this meme i'll admit

No. 1814731

>>1814728
Muriel when her husband says McLennon isn't real

No. 1814732

>>1814728
Stop filming my wife without her consent

No. 1814733

i’m glad i dropped out of college because my mom was able to pay off all my debt immediately instead of having to pay for 4 years of me getting a degree i don’t care about

No. 1814734

>>1814733
what degree

No. 1814735

>>1814734
something useless don’t worry

No. 1814736

>>1814732
Try cyberpolice. I'm in your walls.

No. 1814737

n-not the s-s-s-sneed

No. 1814738

>>1814735
ok art student

No. 1814739

>>1814736
you cant keep getting away with it

No. 1814740

I have nothing to do today. What do nonnies do when you're bored (other than post here)

No. 1814741

>>1814740
masturbate

No. 1814742

>>1814740
watch amvs of war footage to cheesy songs

No. 1814743

>>1814740
hunting for narc fuel

No. 1814744

>>1814738
no it was much worse than that, unfortunately

No. 1814745

>>1814742
nona pass revoked

No. 1814746

>>1814739
I am and I will continue

No. 1814747

>>1814744
spill it, fag

No. 1814748

>>1814746
very hot eat my pussy immediately

No. 1814750

>>1814747
i was supposed to become a lawyer. ew

No. 1814751

>>1814745
nonahood is something you are born into, it's like a congetinal disease

No. 1814752

>>1814750
that's cool, why did you quit

No. 1814753

>>1814752
because i don’t wanna do that

No. 1814754

>>1814752
she already printed out 3 other degrees its fine

No. 1814755


No. 1814756

>>1814753
what do you want to be when you grow up

No. 1814757

>>1814755
ok 3pm my place

No. 1814758

>>1814756
i already grew up the government pays me to live

No. 1814759

>>1814754
Nta but stop giving away how I got my credentials. Jfc some of us are trying to live.

No. 1814760

>>1814758
how much do you get, i get 150 but i live in a shithole

No. 1814761

>>1814757
Nice. Want me to bring snacks for afterwards?

No. 1814762

>>1814754
thankfully for me i don’t need a job

No. 1814763

>>1814758
how much

No. 1814764

There WILL be an apocalyptic event within the next 5-10 years because I said so. Are you prepared anons? You need to start stock piling ,making caches and learning girlboss survivalist skills NOW. This is your first warning!

No. 1814765


No. 1814766


No. 1814767

>>1814764
i dont wanna..

No. 1814768

>>1814765
Anything specific?

No. 1814769

>>1814758
Same I get around 1400 monthly but I’m in Canada where everything is retardedly expensive, and my parents charge me rent but I don’t mind

No. 1814770

>>1814764
Just kill me, alright.

No. 1814771

>>1814768
doritos and a twix thank you

No. 1814772

>>1814771
Anything to drink?

No. 1814773

these threads really fly don't they?

No. 1814774

>>1814770
One less person to fight for toilet paper over

No. 1814775

>>1814764
i am going to have a harem of cute boys i beat around like in fallout

No. 1814776

>>1814772
sugar free redbull pls

No. 1814777

>>1814760
$49k yearly

No. 1814778

>>1814774
You can use my body as a shield.

No. 1814779

>>1814777
Woah where do you live? Are you on neetbux or tardbux?

No. 1814780

>>1814776
Cool. See at 3, cutie.

No. 1814781

>>1814779
United States and I guess tardbux because I’m not capable of working

No. 1814782

>>1814781
what do you have

No. 1814783

the left side of my face fells like its falling

No. 1814784

>>1814783
Drooping?

No. 1814785

>>1814784
yeah feels like it

No. 1814786

>>1814785
you're having a stroke bitch!!!

No. 1814787

>>1814786
no way i am 22

No. 1814788

>>1814787
You can have one at any age. An 11 year old girl experienced one in my area.

No. 1814789

>>1814788
wtf i dont have insurrance, sayonara nonnies

No. 1814790

>>1814783
Bells Palsy? Were you sick recently?

Go to a doctor, even Bells Palsy, which won't kill you, is still deeply inconvenient and can be remedied with fast enough medical attention.

No. 1814791

>>1814790
its not a paralysis its like it feels like its dropping, super weird.

No. 1814792

what's better short or long hair

No. 1814793

>>1814791
babe go doctor

No. 1814794

>>1814792
Both are good

No. 1814795

WHY ARE PEDO MUSTASCHES SO TRENDY SINCE THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM TAKE THEM BACK TO THE FUCKING 80'S WHERE THEY BELONG I ALSO HATE ALL THESE GIANT BUSHY BEARDS MEN WITH THEM LOOK SO UNWASHED FUCK I DON'T CARE IF THEY USE THEIR RETARDED BEARD SHAMPOO IT'S STILL DISGUSTING AAAAHHH

No. 1814796

>>1814795
>buzzcuts
>pedostache
>beards
>tee+jeans
its the worst time to be heterosexual

No. 1814797

>>1814793
no mony

No. 1814798

>>1814796
Especially if you entered your 30's, the pickings are so slim they're basically non-existent.

No. 1814799

>>1814798
i've matched with some cute early 20s guys but ive never been with someone who wasnt way older than me so i keep chickening out because what if they're mega annoying

No. 1814800

>>1814799
>implying boomer moids arent annoying
they are all the same, go for the non saggy balls

No. 1814801

>>1814800
>boomer
i stop at older millenial but youre right either way

No. 1814802

goodnight nonitas lets pray for money and non boring conversations

No. 1814803


No. 1814804

>>1814798
>>1814799
I'm at that point, should I just be dating younger guys?

No. 1814809

I'd like to unsubscribe from periods please, I'm not having sex at all anyway so I don't need this indicator, thank you

No. 1814837

>>1814809
ikr, periods feel like my body is punishing me every month for not having a baby

No. 1814840

>>1814708
I'd make the inevitable video essay

No. 1814917

lol hmm maybe i am so obsessed with long beauty rituals and spending an ungodly amount of time on my appearance because my mom loved doing complex hairstyles for me every morning when she did my hair

No. 1814919

>windows shows me every time my country's currency is falling compered to USD or EUR
fuckkkk offff

No. 1814922

The OP picture is making me hungry

No. 1814940

>>1814708
Id have sex

No. 1814954

Periods are so fucking retarded. My brother's home for Christmas and I can see he whenever at the minute but I've upset myself thinking about how he'll leave soon and he's in the navy and I just bought him a nice bracelet to wear on the ship so he knows I love him. He's had bad luck with relationships and I just want him to he safe! I've actually worked myself into a terrible state lol

No. 1814955

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why don't we get cool women on western tiktok, china gets Sister Yu it's not fair
https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1014233 (english explanation of who she is)
https://www.douyin.com/user/MS4wLjABAAAATOBMmLZvb0HxbtqKDfyCIZTuglI68TaDEzgoBhswrCU (jesus christ douyin user links are long as shit)

No. 1814962

I still think it's crazy that everyone was anticipating some sort of news about the people on that submarine for like 3 whole days, just for us to find out that they died a few hours into the trip and the coast guard just couldn't tell us.

No. 1814967

If my dad wasn’t in his 50s when I was conceived I probably would be a rocket scientist or something and not a lonely autist on lolcow. Don’t breed with older men please

No. 1814971

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>>1814967
My dad was like 26 when I was born, it's always in the cards

No. 1814976

>>1814971
Is he autistic tho?

No. 1814980

>>1814976
He isn't, neither is my mom. The biggest suspect in the family is be my mothernal grandfather who basically lived as a mute alcoholic with the same routine for decades, but then again, he was also just a Slavic peasant.

No. 1815003

>>1814708
I would cry because I'd have lost my community of like-minded autists

No. 1815039

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How was your 2023 nonnies? It's been probably the most turbulent year of my life, a lot of good and a lot of bad things happened. I'm glad it's ending but I'm also glad it happened.

No. 1815047

>>1814967
Nah. My dad was like just turning 20 when I was born and I am extremely retarded. You were meant to be retarded, it was God's wish.

No. 1815048

>>1815039
very boring

No. 1815052

>>1815039
I got my first job, finished two semesters successfully, had a lot of workplace firsts and moved out. Yet all I can say is "meh". I don't feel connected to the outside world anymore.

No. 1815053

>>1815039
Some good shit happened to me, but it's mostly been another year of rotting as a neet for me.

No. 1815063

>>1815039
It was really miserable and I hope next year gets better.

No. 1815115

>>1815039
best year of my life so far. I fucked up here and there but this time it was my fault and not's god's will. I am angry i got depressed and dropped out of something but i am picking it right up again next year

No. 1815136

>>1815039
I’m starting to feel really depressed about having no friends or my own place to live

No. 1815137

I want to know everything about this guy

No. 1815140

>>1815137
looks like null and that dries my vagina

No. 1815146

>>1815140
that wets my vagina

No. 1815147

>>1815039
It started off horrible and it’s ending fantastic. Things did a complete 180 gradually over time.

No. 1815153

>>1815146
I pray for you to find jesus

No. 1815154

>>1815153
What if that is what Jesus looks like?

No. 1815159

>>1815137
I love his terrible engrish I wish him a very mememas this year for making me laugh

No. 1815161

>>1815154
I was expecting you to say jesus is hot, not that blasphemy, I am so insulted I have no more words for you

No. 1815164

>>1815161
Jesus could get it tho

No. 1815167

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>>1815161
My apologies.

No. 1815171

>>1815167
wtf I want to fuck jesus now

No. 1815176

Unironically, I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known, don't know where it goes, but it's home to me, and I walk alone…

No. 1815177

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>>1815171
Like many women before you.

No. 1815205

>>1815140
Didn't say I find him hot lmao. I'm just curious about where is he from and why does he do what he does. His covers are accidentally hilarious and he thinks he's hot it's kinda endearing. He applies a million filters and posts smule covers all the time even on his facebook, he even collabs with fellow smule users. It's so adorable.

No. 1815238

Do you think people prefer names that aren't similar to their own? I was thinking about it, I have a unisex name and I find that I prefer feminine names more. I know people who have very classic names but named their kids something ghetto, and other variations of that.

No. 1815248

>>1814785
i wonder if she was having a stroke

No. 1815249

can’t do a little cause you can’t do enough

>>1815238
I like names that are similar to names I already know. My husbands name has both of my parents names in it lol!

No. 1815257


No. 1815260

Where the fuck is everyone ifs only noon

No. 1815262

>>1815249
Is that the type of neolatin name that has a male and female component (ex.Gianmaria)?

No. 1815265

>>1815262
Nope it’s an Italian male name but the first half is my moms name and the letters in the second half rearrange to my fathers name lol! It was super cute when I finally realized that

No. 1815278

>>1815260
Ya I thought ot was pretty dead too for a noon on saturday the heck

No. 1815279

>>1815238
I have no idea but I really hate unisex names tbh, like I feel so sad ? My name is feminine and a color, I really enjoy it lol

No. 1815280

>>1815260
Touching grass or having 6 hour depression nap

No. 1815286

Sorry I cannot hear u I’m kinda busy

No. 1815289

>>1815279
I bet you have a really pretty name, anon. I feel bad for girls with the name like Jesse or Ryan.

No. 1815290

Madascar being anti-zoo and then being so popular it becomes a joke movie is my favorite propoganda to meme movie line

No. 1815291

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>>1815039
Kind of low-key year. Mostly stress and studying but a lot of small good things. Stopped trying to date and started being more with my mostly female slightly autistic friends. Next year will be pretty hectic since I'll finally graduate and work abroad for most of the year.

No. 1815292

>>1815280
the latter for me today

No. 1815298

>>1815289
What about girls who have feminine names but go by Alex(andria) or Jas(mine) ? It feels anti-girly. My mom has one of those names and she really hated femininity and girly girls (me lol) when I was growing up idk

No. 1815303

>>1815298
People really shorten Jasmine? I don't mind the name Alexandria, but it sounds like a typical 90s sitcom tomyboy name when shortened to Alex, and I hate that.

No. 1815309

>>1815298
I have a really feminine named and tried so hard to stray away from it as a little kid because I didn’t think it “fit me” since I spent a decade reading john green books and scrolling tumblr. I socially changed my name like 40 times before high school but I never tried to appear more masculinely, I just felt like mine was ‘too soft’ for me and I was wrong kek

No. 1815315

I love eltingvillefags so much.

No. 1815316

Any nonas get bullied for their name? Mine's similar to a children's movie character and it's swedish (the name) while I was living somewhere else. When the movie came out it was relentless unfunny ass jokes

No. 1815318

>>1815316
My name rhymes with a druggie famous guys name even though it’s totally different and for some reason everyone always called me those two names together kek. Looking back now it was actually really funny

No. 1815319

>>1815039
I thought it was boring and flew by but actually a lot of new things happened to me and most are positive. I have started to move forward after being stuck in stagnancy the past few years.
>>1815291
Wow sounds like a lot of excitement waiting for you anon. I hope you’ll have time for yourself and your friends (and lolcor) still!

No. 1815353

>>1815316
I didn't get bullied for it but I live in a bilingual area in my country where there's a traditional regional language and then the state general language, both are very closely related but my name's pronunciation is different in each of them. I am named in the traditional regional language but most people don't speak it or don't care enough to adress me correctly when they read my name (it's also written slightly different). It infuriates me so much and I've always had to politely correct people. I wouldn't mind if I knew it's just someone I am talking to once in my life but some of the acquaintances who insist on calling me by the other version make me so mad, because not only I percieve they don't respect me enough to integrate such a simple detail, but I just know they hold prejudices against my language (some of them have been very open about it). It's such a common name in both languages, it's not that difficult!

No. 1815360

>>1815353
I already get slightly irritated when people can't pronounce unique but technically easy to say names on the first try so your situation would make me rage too. People are so lazy and rude

No. 1815448

i really want to melt into a puddle right now. the gardienne/manager at my apartment building is this romanian chick with a crazy abusive french boyfriend who strategically pops up every couple of weeks for them to engage in loud, epic screaming matches. of course it's the week before christmas and his ass finally showed up, i haven't seen him since early november at least when they got into it on some holiday i cannot remember. well tonight, they were screaming so loud i could hear them through my airpod max. now they're having loud sex in the kitchen. i just realized it because he's moaning like a dog, saying things like "mon dieuuuuuuu" and she's screaming.

i hate this.

No. 1815454

>>1815448
can we get an audio recording next time that sounds like a whole Greek drama

No. 1815455

>>1815448
>saying things like "mon dieuuuuuuu"
I'm going to throw up because of the mental image I have now, you ruined my night, thanks for nothing.

No. 1815460

I wanna make a forum mostly just because I like designing the look of it and organizing things and optimizing stuff etc. but I hate any kind of janny work and dealing with upset users or attacks (if the forum even gained a userbase)

No. 1815462

>>1815460
I feel like I’d make a good janny because I’m NEET but I’ve been rejected like 60 times from this website

No. 1815465

>>1815454
actually the croissant who lives above me ran outside to tape record them kek. of course the frogs think it's funny because hehe le sex but you might be able to find it on french tiktok or something. i'm kind of scared of her boyfriend as he's legit insane and would probably stab me with a cheese wheel or something.

>>1815455
i'm sorry anon. but imagine my pain, having to hear this on a quiet saturday night while i am casually reading and relaxing in bed. i legit want to vomit.

No. 1815468

>>1815462
I'll let you janny if you promise to do all the talking

No. 1815473

>>1815316
I got bullied for mine because when I was at my lowest at school, a song was popular at the time which had lyrics that rhymed with my name. Still can't listen to it willingly 15 years later

No. 1815485

>>1815316
No, mine was common and popular in my time but now I hear anons saying it's old lady name lmao

No. 1815487

If you were a guest in a talkshow, under what theme would it be?

No. 1815490

>>1815485
Apparently my name is becoming a tranny name. I’m choosing to ignore that kek

No. 1815503

>>1815487
That's a very interesting question! Do you have any preference yourself? Because I can't make my mind yet lol

No. 1815509

>>1815487
Retard Performance

No. 1815511

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>>1814718
wendy wouldn't dress like that

No. 1815529

>>1815503
Similar to the other nonna, I'd be in the ones revolving around freakshows rather than relationship drama. Something like "Help! I'm in love with a chatbot." or "My husband isn't real and that's how it should be." kek.

No. 1815545

>>1815487
"You won't BELIEVE what this woman does when she gets home every night!"

No. 1815556

>>1815487
The Mile High Club: Women Who Want To Have Sex With Airplanes

No. 1815558

>>1815487
>"This young woman got MARRIED to a videogame CHARACTER. Rejects real men ON SIGHT"

No. 1815565

>>1815487
How Farmers Keep America Going

No. 1815579

Nonnas, I want to do SOMETHING with my hair so fucking bad, but they take a million years to grow so I'm scared to cut them. What do..

No. 1815582

>>1815579
Braiding, curling, styling. If it’s long get creative you can do things people with less hair can’t do

No. 1815583

>>1815487
"Juan in a million: Seamless Driver does the impossible, and delivers Mcdonalds food while it's still hot!"

No. 1815585

>>1815487
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! Petite white girl is framed for MURDER by corrupt policeman!

No. 1815595

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>when you're so in love with your husbando you sleep through the whole day just to think about him more
>>1815292
this too. but the weekends are always slow here anyway that's why the weekend thread was made (and then abandoned)

No. 1815608

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yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1815626

>>1815290
>propoganda to meme movie line
which other movies became this?

No. 1815645

I found this channel and it awakes something in me. I have no idea if the woman behind the camera is his gf or what, but she laughing at him talking earnestly talking about his autistic pony lore makes me feel like she's just filming him so people can make fun of his tism, kek.

No. 1815647

I wish I could eat sushi for every single meal but I’m not rich enough for that

No. 1815658

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>me praying to god that farmhands never ban eltingvillefags for infighting even tho they deserve it

No. 1815665

>>1815658
I have not seen anything about eltingville for weeks where are the infighting? /m/?

No. 1815666

>>1815665
Yes, comic thread

No. 1815692

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i'm not complaining about the ban since it already expired and it's easy to evade anyway, but i think it's funny how the mods thought i was being serious. it's obvious i was making fun of minimods, specifically the anons whining about tranny hate and man hate posts. but i know most farmhands are autistic and have banned things like copypastas and other jokes before so it can't be helped. besides if they're truly against minimodding they should have banned the anon who reported movie grids

No. 1815723

>>1815692
I was on some autist shit and didn't think you were joking at the time, so I apologize for being a twat.

No. 1815724

It makes me sperg when people confuse mineral water for sparkling water. They’re like “why did you bring me regular water” you asked for mineral water. Thats water with minerals.

No. 1815874

Is celtic pronounced like celery

No. 1815884

>>1815874
No but it should be and I'll never forgive the Irish for that dumb shit

No. 1815964

>>1815874
The football team is

No. 1815971

do i make the expensive salmon or the cheap salmon? why cant i stop eating salmon? i love salmon

No. 1815973

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Met up with my grandma and she keeps wanting to show me shortform video after shortform video, she has like a whole collection that she rewatches on loop and clearly spends does this for entertainment a lot. Idk this feels super weird bc she's acting like a zoomer and I find these videos super overstimulating with all the random text and zany sound effects, and I'm actually a zoomer

No. 1815975

>>1815973
I read this as stormfront at first and was cackling at your racist ass grandma. Anyways, let her live as long as she's not getting scammed online. Her brain probably needs more stimulation than yours because well she old

No. 1815983

>>1815971
you're probably low on omega-3s

No. 1815984

>>1815971
expensive DUH. how are you cooking it?

No. 1815985

trannys always picked the most retarded names when i was in school. this butch lesbian i went to school with decided to start going by male pronouns and when she told us her new name she insisted on us calling her “gray”. Thats the best you could come up with, you idiot?

No. 1815987

>>1815971
always expensive

No. 1815990

>>1815985
funny cuz I had a friend who identified as NB for a little while and went by that. she grew out of it though.

No. 1815993

>>1815984
aye aye. I'm frying it with carrots and onions in lots of salted butter
>>1815983
I've literally eaten nothing but salmon for 2 months now I think I'm just mindbroken by good fish

No. 1815994

>>1815993
I haven’t been able to stop eating sushi for weeks

No. 1815997

>>1815994
the fish are plotting something nonny

No. 1816003

>>1815993
I hope you live your last moments in peace. death from mercury poisoning shouldn’t hurt too bad, right?

No. 1816005

>>1816003
Some fat german girl once told me I'm only bisexual because I ate too much mercury and it makes you gay

No. 1816006

>>1816005
She sounds like the type of bitch to get clogged in a Wonka chocolate pipe so

No. 1816007

>>1815997
They’re plotting for our brains to become healthier

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No. 1816010

>>1816006
fucking lmao

No. 1816034

>>1815985
girls who wanna be male always pick some victorian boy's name and girls who wanna be nonbinary always pick like a random combination of a vowel and 2 consonants, or some noun that's just a word

No. 1816036

girl scout cookie season is still a month away

No. 1816041

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>>1816036
Pick your favorite.

No. 1816042

>>1816041
Samoas and tagalongs, this year I wanna buy adventurefuls and smores tho

No. 1816043

>>1816005
i have a gay moid friend who assembled me and another friend to talk about something super serious once and the super serious thing was that he thinks he might be gay because he got a parasite infection once when he was a toddler and "parasites give you gay thoughts because like they want you to spread themselves through gay sex, it makes sense," so he's going on antiparasite medicine to become heterosexual. He was totally genuine and looking for support, and really excited when he got the medicine in the mail
It didn't fix him

No. 1816047

>>1816043
kekkkkkkkkk moids are so retarded

No. 1816048

>>1816043
I wish I could post the sobbing emoji at this

No. 1816052

>>1816043
As if there tremendous amount of cowboy butt sex with hundreds of man whores a year and acting surprised when they catch AIDs isn't telling enough of faggot stupidity.

No. 1816053

I wasn’t sure about the tmi thread but it’s actually ok. Quality content while it lasts.

No. 1816054

As children my brothers and I would chant the chorus of the Savages song from the Pocahontas movie expect we would chant "Sausages, sasauges! It's what we want for breakfast!"

No. 1816055

>>1816043
Bless his gay heart. That’s so precious kek.

No. 1816056

>>1816053
Was the discharge tierlist on the Unpopular Opinions thread, or the TMI thread? I'm gonna go check just so I can save it

No. 1816062

>>1816053
why weren't you sure about it?

No. 1816065

>>1816041
Samoas and tagalongs are top tier. I buy them every year.

No. 1816071

>>1816041
I want to try toast yay’s but I don’t see them on the roster for 2024…

No. 1816075

>>1814955
tiktok is a Chinese demoralization campaign, that's why

No. 1816076

furry hate gets banned on here?

No. 1816077

>>1814955
Sometimes I wanna make a tiktok for the soldering I do but idt I could deal with all the zoomers cyberbullying me because my solder didn't connect properly on the card

No. 1816083

>>1816076
Where?

No. 1816085

>>1816077
Just don’t read the comments. That sounds fun.

No. 1816090

>>1816083
Idk someone on meta said you can't insult a furry or something

No. 1816092

i want a cake like threadpic rn

No. 1816096

>>1816041
I wish we got these where I live, always wanted to try them

No. 1816110

I’ve been laughing at the senate faggot all day. God Bless America.

No. 1816112

>>1816110
kek he is unreal. he's an actual lolcow, it's crazy how far he got before he was busted

No. 1816118


No. 1816120

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I could eat a 70 pc sushi platter right now I want it so bad

No. 1816122

>>1816120
I would simply scoop some up with one hand when no one is looking.

No. 1816124

>>1816120
you mongrel now i want some big fat salmon sashimi

No. 1816125

>>1816122
>>1816124
I could eat 30 eel tempura rolls. I’ve been eating spicy yellowfin for the last week but I seriously can’t get enough lately

No. 1816129

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>>1816120
Same, I also want this crudivore platter so bad

No. 1816130

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>>1816125
i can practically taste that bbq eel sauce mmmm
>>1816129
peppers are nasty but the rest of it looks good

No. 1816131

>>1816129
I could swallow pickled baby beets whole

No. 1816135

>>1816130
I wanna order like 5 full rolls of these right now. If I’m at conveyor belt sushi I can eat it for hours

No. 1816138

I’m sorry this isn’t the lyrics thread I know but the ATHF opening lyrics are wrong online. The internet says
> drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Taurus? wtf no it’s “tard”. Ice on my fingers and my toes like I’m a tard. I can hear the song it’s not Taurus. I listened to multiple videos and in the opening to the show it sounds slightly different from the original song to make it sound like “tard”

No. 1816139

Just saw an anon post her own screenshot and called herself funny… I don't know if you can see this nona but pls delete it, it wasn't that funny. I don't want to tell you it straight because that's mean

No. 1816144

>>1816139
where kek i need to see

No. 1816151

I am so fucking booooored someone please help me

No. 1816152

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>>1816151
Ok pick one

No. 1816154

>>1816144
A thread in /m/ sadly

No. 1816155


No. 1816156

>>1816152
uhmmm green?

No. 1816157

>>1816155
hey that was for me!

No. 1816158

>>1816154
….which thread

No. 1816159

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>>1816155
>>1816156
>>1816157
Ok that didn't work out too well, pick a number

No. 1816161


No. 1816162


No. 1816165

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Light or L nonnas? Pick one. For me it was always Matsuda

No. 1816166

>>1816165
Light was my favorite back when it aired and it was only because I enjoyed trolling Lcucks on german anime forums

No. 1816167

>>1816165
If I only had to pick between those two, I'm rolling with L. Yeah, he's one of anime's biggest autists, but at least he's not on Light levels of edgelord.

No. 1816168

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No. 1816169

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No. 1816172

>>1816169
this is bullying

No. 1816173

I don't mean to be insensitive but people with eating disorders having tooth decay problems is so retarded to me. You literally don't EAT, how are you having dental problems when that's like most of what causes dental problem. They just need to learn to manage their oral health or something.

No. 1816174

>>1816172
It’s tough love

No. 1816176

>>1816138
whenever i watched the show on tv with closed captioning it always said "taurus"

No. 1816177

>>1816173
Because puke is acidic and wears down your teeth.

No. 1816178

>>1816177
They need to just start rinsing with water or brushing their teeth afterwards.

No. 1816181

>>1816173
I mean if they starve themselves, is it surprising they never wanna brush their teeth either? Can't risk that 1 calorie of toothpaste making it into their body.

No. 1816184

>>1816181
it's usually mias with teeth problems, not anas

No. 1816186

What's everyone's bodycount? Not judging I am just curious, mine is 3. My sisters is like around 80 I think. I just want to know where other women are at with that, I get made fun of because mine is only 3 and I'm almost 30 but I don't really care, I'm happy with my number

No. 1816187

>>1816173
I had anorexia for years and I still have all my teeth so idk

No. 1816188

>>1816186
how do you meet 80 men that you end up killing??

No. 1816191

>>1816188
Kek, I fucking wish she did

No. 1816192

>>1816188
she shot up bronycon

No. 1816193

>>1816186
What did the 3 guys do?

No. 1816197

just got rate limited on twitter ?!?

No. 1816202

>>1816193
Oddly enough the second one did end up dying pretty young, not cause of me though kek

No. 1816203

>>1816173
Bulimia gives you dental issues because of the acidity in vomit. Obviously not eating wouldn't do that, you're actually the retarded one sorry

No. 1816204

>>1816186
2 guys, 3 girls

No. 1816205

>>1816168
hehe I like that thank you

No. 1816212

>>1816197
you have to look at like 20k tweets to get rate limited…

No. 1816217

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>>1816158
I was trying to protect nona, sorry, it's the guilty pleasures thread. But you didn't hear that from me.

No. 1816220

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>>1816212
uuuhhhh.. hahahahahaa…

No. 1816225

i am so grateful and relieved on this day

No. 1816227

i can't fall asleep can someone tell me a story?

No. 1816230

>>1816227
Sure nonna. Let's read The Pancake Family

No. 1816234

>>1816227
Once upon a time there was a nonny. She was beautiful and perfect. A dastardly scrote chanced upon her one day but she repelled him with her misandry and his balls shrivelled to dust. She did not have time to ponder him because her beautiful flock of parrots was calling her. When she returned to them they blessed her with one thousand multicolored wings in a halo around her body. She ascended to space and circles us now, ever knowing and omniscient, blessing all nonnies

No. 1816238

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I always thought laying pipe meant pooping

No. 1816239

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>>1814796
Don't forget fades, everyone 25+ has fades where I'm from it's so gross to see their misshapen heads and pimply skin on their head reeee

No. 1816240

>>1816227
One time when I was 13 I sat on the couch in a robe without putting underwear on after a shower and accidentally sharted. It was a white couch. I got yelled at so bad but I couldn’t stop laughing for some reason even though I should have been embarrassed. My family still recites this story when I get too cocky. Uncalled for.

No. 1816241


No. 1816246

>>1816186
2. I'm 26 and in a ltr so I don't think the number will get higher anytime soon kek

No. 1816253

>>1816240
how did the shart bypass the robe

No. 1816254

>>1816253
You asking the real questions nonna

No. 1816255

>>1816253
A mere shart wouldn't make it past thr fabric, anon must have taken a fat, shameless shit.

No. 1816257

>>1816253
>>1816254
>>1816255
you dummies, I was sitting with my bare ass on the couch, the robe was just like, around me but not under my butt. First mistake I suppose.

No. 1816258

>>1816257
you’re a dirty monster wtf

No. 1816259

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>>1816257
You sat with your bare ass on the couch?! Why would you do that?

No. 1816261

>>1816259
13 and retarded, plus I had never sharted before (or since) so I didn’t know it was possible or even to be careful about it. What are the chances my first and only shart was when I was bare assed on a white couch?

No. 1816263

>>1816257
You had your clean bare ass on the dirty couch???? I'm glad you sharted, you needed to learn

No. 1816264

>>1816261
Bad luck and wack odds, I feel bad for whoever was the first to find it.

No. 1816266

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Movies' most tragic little femcel.

No. 1816267

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Watching Naruto when I was 12 really gave me a lot of life and hopes for the future, I was the same age as the characters and thought everything was possible. But the more the series kept going it got so much worse, fucking garbage. Hypocritical badly written garbage that let me down. Just like adulthood I guess

No. 1816274

Anyone else like to take baths on their periods, tilt their hips up, suck in water through vagina, and queef out the period clots? Idk if that's vad or not but I swear it makes my period shorter.

No. 1816276

>>1816267
nonette do NOT get me started on Boruto

No. 1816277

>>1816274
So you douche on your period? I thought douching bathwater was a surefire way to get an infection.

No. 1816278

>>1816274
damn you couldn’t have at least spoilered? You would like the tmi thread, now every time I go to the bathroom I CANNOT stop thinking pussy slime

No. 1816284

>>1816186
It's like 4-5 guys, 3 girls. I'm very late 20s, most of these were rebounds when I was heartbroken mid-twenties and the count probably won't go much higher because I kind of lost interest. Anyway who cares, no one will ever know your real body count, not a thing to worry about.

No. 1816285

>>1816278
you’re welcome nonny

No. 1816289

>>1815583
Glad you got your fries nonna

No. 1816317

wow!

No. 1816324

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No. 1816331

>>1816186
How do some girls find 80 while I can't even get one guy to be interested in me…

No. 1816348

>>1816274
I did that once and it felt very relieving, like pushing out a big fart or when you have a really bad stomach ache and then poo and it instantly goes away. But I hated sitting in the period blood water with my clots floating around, it grosses me out enough sitting in the tub with my discharge floating by me kek

No. 1816351

>>1816331
Double post but most of them were one night stands, what's kind of fucked is one time she told me that for the first half of the guys she didn't even really enjoy the sex or get off on it. I wanted to ask her why bother then but I was younger and shy. I still don't really know why she engaged in so many casual hookups if she wasn't into them, I guess it was just the party culture at the time or something.

>>1816284
Yeah I'm not bothered by it anymore now that I'm older, if anyone is disinterested in me for my lack of experience then I wouldn't want to be with them anyway.

No. 1816358

>>1816284
This, always lie to scrotes about this kind of thing, because it only matters to them, and no matter what you say they'll judge you for it.

No. 1816360

>>1816358
Same, I'm never being honest about this and I don't care if that's not right.

No. 1816372

>>1815973
That older women's face looks so familiar, but I don't know from where..

No. 1816392

>>1816203
>you're actually the retarded one
I'm not the one fucking my teeth up with nasty ass vomit

No. 1816408

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>>1816186
zero, zip, none, zilch, I'm 33 years old and will undoubtedly die a virgin

No. 1816410

>>1816408
That's okay nonna I understand, if you're okay with that then great but it sounds like you don't like it so I'm sorry and I hope you meet the right person for you soon. I know a woman who only had one boyfriend at like 16 then stayed single until 37 when she met her now husband, he had 2 kids and now she's a mother to them and they've been going strong for around 12 years now. It's never too late so try not to stress about the time

No. 1816411

>>1816408
i'm the same as you, only that i'm two years younger. the idea of me having sex feels so unreal kek, i don't think it's ever going to happen.

No. 1816419

>>1815985
I was friends with a lesbian named Key (short for Keysha) and when she trooned out on me, her new name was Dorian. I hate it so much.

No. 1816420


No. 1816422

>>1816178
if you brush your teeth after throwing up regularly it actually hurts your teeth faster because you're brushing with acid. might as well take sandpaper to your teeth. you have to rinse with something that neutralizes the acid like baking soda and water, and rinse really well, before brushing.
PSA for the bulimigorls out there

No. 1816426

I think the most pathetic thing about the passport bros "movement" (it's honestly more like a niche community) are the western women who support them. Idk how to explain it but they always talk about passport bros so gleefully and with such excitement, it makes me cringe.

Also, kek at the thing of women from non-western countries being elegant. I've seen videos of passport bros in like South America where the women are scantily clad and twerking on them and stuff. Those guys pretty much just want "exotic" versions of the western women they hate.

No. 1816431

>>1816426
God I cannot stand the daily wire faggots and pickmes. And why is she speaking in such overgeneralizing terms? "Western women are so bad and woke" "western women are so mad these men are going to the Philippines to find better women" who are these women she's talking about? Not me or anyone I know, bon voyage motherfucker, praying for those Filipino women though

No. 1816432

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>>1816274
That's enough lolcor today.

No. 1816435

>>1816274
Don't do that, that's like douching and douching is dangerous and not good for your vagina.

No. 1816436

>>1815973
>>1816372
Nevermind, it was the resemblance to that icarly laptop meme, she makes a slightly similar expression.

No. 1816441

No matter how well I wash and scrub my head, every time I scratch I get little flakes falling off. It's literally like snow, wtf. I can't even scratch my head in public anymore.

No. 1816442

>>1816431
Yeah I feel bad for those women, as their shitty culture is what made a lot of them more "passive" to begin with. Many of them are just trying to get citizenship status anyhow. Most of those scrotes just want a bang maid in the end and I hate them so, so much. Like why should I be mad you're voluntarily leaving the dating pool here? You're so much of a reject you have to travel to a different country and find a woman who barely speaks English, prey on her desire for a better life, then give a false impression you're "a good guy" in order to entrap her. Fuck right off and I hope you die of dysentery as soon as you step into the country.

No. 1816444

>>1816435
Nta but why?

No. 1816445

>>1816053
I thought it was super unnecessary at first considering we already have a bunch of threads (mainly confessions) that stuff could go into, but as a gross anon who loves oversharing I love it now.

No. 1816446

>>1816444
Fucks up your vagina biome and there's a risk of air embolisms (although I don't think it's a high risk).

No. 1816451

I love the genre of anime where a majority of the male characters are husbando material. When the mangaka is unintentionally good at making characters women are actually attracted to. I can guarantee that everyone reading this probably thought of the same few shows kek

No. 1816452

>>1816451
I thought of Gintama

No. 1816453

>>1816452
Gintama is the best.

No. 1816454

>>1816451
the first thing i thought of is free

No. 1816460

>>1816454
That's a good one too! It sucks very little anime exists like this anymore.

No. 1816487

I have the Covid flu and been in isolation for about 4 or 5 days. I sometimes don't know what day it is because I've been sleeping so much. A few hours ago I was awake, watched a documentary about cannibalism or something and after that I got sleepy and masturbated a bunch to a picture of my husbando. I fell asleep immediately after and had the weirdest dream ever. I dreamed that I was Mr Bean and tried to go camping and set up my tent next to my ex boyfriend who just got back from a hunting trip or something like that. He was freaking out because he accidentally hit his dog and the dog was basically sawed in half. I tried to calm the dog down who was still alive somehow and tried to prevent it from getting up because I didn't want to see the two body halves running around. The End.

No. 1816490

>>1816487
What a wild ride this post was. Thank you.

No. 1816495

Turns out I didn't get enough lolcor I never left so yeah what's new?

No. 1816505

>>1816495
I'm watching the Pirates of The Caribbean movies for the first time since I was 14, they do not hold up. And the mentions of rape are disturbing I don't know why I was so obsessed with this when I was like 11, the rape references went right over my naive little head

No. 1816507

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How I’m feeling after washing my dishes by hand

No. 1816517

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>>1816041
FUCK THIN MINTS FUCK THIN MINTS FUCK THIN MINTS MOST OVERRATED BULLSHIT COOKIE EVER i like samoas the best and tagalongs are nice too

No. 1816519

>>1816517
what did thin mints do to you kek

No. 1816522

>>1816519
They just seem to be the overall favorite Girl Scout cookie and they are so boring and dry idgi. FUCK THIN MINTS

No. 1816524

weird how society and trends decide what kind of person you get to date, gen z guys get gendertrender goblin girls with mutilated chests who demand they call themselves a gay couple

No. 1816531

>>1816524
I've noticed a lot of gen z girls get boob jobs younger than previous generations. I'm also seeing a trend in anorexia again and young influencers that are starving themselves are getting boob jobs. They do tend to not go for porn star tits which I guess is an improvement, but I'd hate to be a teenager at the moment.

The other thing I've noticed is people excuse these girls as they're influencers and feel pressured to keep up with trends. Isn't that backwards? Isn't the idea of an influencer suppose to be someone that starts trends and walks to the beat of their own drum? Who's a gen z icon?

No. 1816546

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Why are captchas getting so weird. I like the puzzle piece sliding one

No. 1816557

>>1816546
Lmao someone made a captcha just to call raccoons fat

No. 1816560

>>1816546
I just had to fill this one out. I couldn't stop laughing.

No. 1816594

>>1816524
I don’t even understand where I fit in all of this because I have no interests no “aesthetic” no friends and I’m just a woman. Do I even count as part of gen Z if I don’t participate in the whole charade?

No. 1816612

>>1816594
The generations are extreme generalisations, don't put too much weight or value on them.

No. 1816614

do you think its normal to get an A in a class even though you didnt grasp like half the concepts in it (chemistry)

No. 1816637

>>1816614
yes teachers will give easy A’s because they want to have good statistics

No. 1816660

I receive weird "Hello sir madam I'm a manufacturer from China"- type of spam mail on a proton email address I've never used to sign up with anything and have only ever posted here in the friend finder thread, do they seriously scrape an obscure imageboard for email addresses too?

No. 1816679

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i really don’t get tiktok humor

No. 1816846

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fatshaming is funny

No. 1816858

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The gabbriette amelia grey hamlin thing really reaffirms my desire to never become famous or notable. Imagine being considered attractive and someone becoming so obsessed with your features that they hire makeup artists, stylists, and plastic surgeons to help them have your face and your clothing style. It’s fucking weird. Amelia is trying to look like Gabbrittee who’s trying to look like Angelina Jolie. It’s getting boring.

No. 1816868

>>1816276
Boruto seriously is the worst

No. 1816885

>>1816276
nayrt But I kinda wanna hear your hatepost now… if you're in the mood to rant lol

No. 1816893

>>1816858
And yet you cannot mimic rights beautiful bone structure and striking look

No. 1816901

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>>1816858
Every single time I see the left girl I am shocked that she chose to do this to her body. She looks like a meth addict now. Her real face is to die for.

No. 1816913

>>1816901
The mental illness in this picture is staggering, she didn't need to do all of that. Just shave the brows off and draw em back on skinny, no need to get the Zac Efron special lmfao. Poor girl.

No. 1816915

>>1816858
I don’t get the obsession over this Gabriette girl. I feel like someone else could make her style work fine, she’s just so medicore and tryhard to me, there’s no effortlessness in her edginess.

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No. 1816923

>>1816901
She was always really gorgeous. Social media is an ugly disease

No. 1816938

>>1816901
ew those jaw implants make her head look like a lego skull

No. 1816966

>>1816915
There doesn't have to be. The only reason people care is because she's pretty. Me included.

No. 1816992

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wish I had a bestie so we could wear these matching shirts

No. 1817003

Spending time away from lolcow and keeping yourself busy makes you want to argue or be mean a lot less when you do come here. I don't wanna fight with you guys after a day of work or shopping.

No. 1817013

>>1816901
I always thought she was just trying to look like a tough chola

No. 1817016

>>1817003
I'm lurking here most of the time and I still don't feel the need to argue. I'm just not that kind of person, I wanna have fun on here instead.

No. 1817021

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>>1817003
Sending good thoughts to nonettes worldwide as we speak and not even the infighters can stop me

No. 1817044

>>1817003
100% same

No. 1817057

>>1817003
For me is just being sleepy, so I am too lazy to tell someone what a retard they are.

No. 1817063

i sneezed really hard and started crying, what does this mean?

No. 1817087

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Kek

No. 1817088

my lips are SO dry. like THAT dry.

No. 1817090

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>>1817088
Like when you run your tongue across your lips and it feels like desert ground texture.

No. 1817091

>>1817087
Men like thinking about stuff like this and if they could win against an animal (lion, gorilla, those kinds of animals) for some reason

No. 1817098

Maybe I'll buy some cherries to find out if they are better than apples.

No. 1817111

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nonnitas, i'm drawing male lingerie for an assignment, send references or ideas pls

No. 1817115

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>>1817111
samefag, is picrel a good place to start? i like how the top and gloves fit him, even the undies and garters but i want to not reference that.

No. 1817117

I'm trying so hard not to give out my Christmas gifts early. So, so hard.

No. 1817118

>>1817090
I bet someone licked their lips reading this post I did

No. 1817129

I was just trying to enjoy watching a marching band play and I started feeling like I was having a stroke

No. 1817130

>>1817111
hmmm, lingerie made of thorns or nails maybe?

No. 1817132

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>>1817130
okay, got that, elaborate pls

No. 1817135

>>1817132
I’m imagining like a bra where it’s like barbed wire, same for the underwear except I’m seeing like a thorny thong where the side straps dig in deep on the hips? Unless that’s gross kek

No. 1817136

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I unironically like the music from Sally Face.

No. 1817140

>>1817136
your pic made me think there was gonna be some killer riffs so i looked it up but it's kind of ambient and calming. very cool.

No. 1817141

I love HorsegiirL so much she's so whimsically talented

No. 1817164

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Don't trust this creature with your children

No. 1817168

You know that type of person who just is always calm and just doesn't react to much? That's me and it kinda sucks. I've been on rollercoasters and car accidents and didn't make a peep and barely changed expression. I just don't like making a big deal out of life, and childhood abuse makes me a little weird about expressing myself. But people regard me as a chill person (I am, you shouldn't take things too serious) so that's cool. Sometimes i am internally freaking the fuck out though, but you just wouldn't know.

No. 1817176

>>1817164
My favourite teletubbies trivia is that they had to get giant Flemish rabbits that weight up to 10kg, cause if they had gotten a more common species the scenario and the teletubbies would creepily tower over them.

No. 1817225

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I watched a new show and developed a crush on this one character. I am so giddy rn he is on my mind all the time

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did I miss anything

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>>1817232
>filename
anon you're like a month too late, were you hibernating?

No. 1817254

>>1817232
hate this herbivore bitch

No. 1817258

>>1817225
what show/character nonna?

No. 1817262

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>>1817232
Umm…. I hope meeeeee

No. 1817267

>>1817232
I was wondering where you’d gone, Elizabeth.

No. 1817284

>>1817254
what did elizabeth do to you

No. 1817338

I’m glad I don’t have any friends so I don’t ever have to deal with someone I care about dying

No. 1817348

Is the cute guy from the store into me or does he just like his job ?? He noticed that I changed my usual route to come earlier and remembered something I said weeks before and talked to me a little about my purchase but I know my mom does that even with customers she hates and everyone always remembers my foreign-looking face so that doesn't really mean anything right ? I know mfs who work in stores are always smooth when they want you to create a customer account. I wish they just kept the little nameless stamp card instead of pulling host club sweet talk to get me to subscribe.

I went once in my life to a Starbucks and there I joked to the barista that he could add a number next to my name if there was another (I have a really common name and it's not possible to misspell) and he said oh I'll draw a heart instead, and I KNOW this was just common I-work-in-a-store stuff for sure but the difference between then and now is that I became sexy and people act different now so I have DOUBTS. I am proud to be a dumbass but being a retard on top of that is hard, congrats on the autism indeed

No. 1817349

Apple is such an assholes for making their laptops have ports you can only use with other apple products. Like fuck off, I just want to be able to use my Bluetooth mouse without having to either buy a new mouse or an adapter

No. 1817361

I think everyone should have their student loans automatically forgiven even if they’ve never paid before. I never paid a student loan plan but my like $40k in debt was forgiven out of nowhere!

No. 1817363

>>1817111
Shirt garters and sock garters. Shirt garters are what is worn by all male dancers if they are performing in suits. It keeps shirts neatly tucked. Sock garters predate elasticated socks and were once worn by all men to keep their socks in place.

Suspenders used to be worn hidden under clothing. Yes, they used to be underwear.

No. 1817364

>>1817349
You should be able to connect a little bluetooth mouse to your mac? I have a macbook air and when I got a random amazon bluetooth mouse it hooked up normally

No. 1817366

File: 1702858679549.png (Spoiler Image,549.1 KB, 864x850, mensgarters.png)

>>1817111
>>1817363
pic related, mildly nsfw (men's bare legs lol)

No. 1817372

>>1817364
Idk, I have two and both are refusing to show up. One requires a USB that won't fit in mine.

No. 1817375

>>1817372
when you go into bluetooth preferences try turning it off for a few minutes, then turn it back on. After it’s back on turn the bluetooth devices discoverability back on, and it should show up in the menu for you to select

No. 1817381

>>1817129
nona are you still alive? speak to us

No. 1817391

I can’t believe I was anorexic for 3 years and now I can’t go a day without some chicken or tuna

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>>1817392
i hate this

No. 1817394

>>1817391
Two foods often eaten by health-conscious and restrictive people? Okay

No. 1817395

>>1817393
Do not dare disrespect Christopher Melanie

No. 1817396

>>1817394
what. I eat fucking wingstop and fried sushi rolls all day. Leave me alone..

No. 1817398

>>1817394
oh yeah chicken nuggets are super restrictive and health conscious

No. 1817399

>>1817396
I'm kidding. And no you posted on a public imageboard. Wingstop? Trash

No. 1817401

>>1817395
sorry there's something grotesque about his big barrel body in a bra. but i love and support you.

No. 1817402

>>1817399
Wingstop on the west coast is so good, you just have to say light sauce so that your boneless wings aren’t swimming

No. 1817405

>>1817399
Wingstop is trash but it's amazing. I wish they still had that lemon herb flavor.

No. 1817406

>>1817392
I hate this

No. 1817407

>>1817401
I do not find him attractive in that scene but I always associate it with men in boring lingerie. My real answer to anon is to look at hot buff men in jockstraps and edit the lingerie around that. Unless she wants to draw twinks in which case I am disgusted.

No. 1817408

I wish I was a millionaire so I could buy a sushi platter for every meal

No. 1817410

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>>1817405
>>1817402
I dont eat their but this text rings in my mind every single time it's mentioned

No. 1817414

>>1817348
flirt back. you'll find out

No. 1817422

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Anons always make posts that are like "this guy was super nice to me at his customer service job where he is required to be nice, is he into me?" And then when they describe them they look like this

No. 1817425

>>1817363
oh parfait, i considered if i shouldn't try using them as an element bc i considered if the (moid) teacher wouldn't understand them as being titillating for women, now i'll go ahead with it nonnie.
>>1817407
>hot buff men in jockstraps
meh, jockstraps? kinda gross ngl, and they're really not flattering to the look of a bulge, and i immediately associate them with male lingerie brands meant for homosexual men.

No. 1817428

>>1817425
>>1817407
only fags are into jockstraps lul

No. 1817430

>>1817428
? I said to put lingerie instead bitch, they have better bodies for reference.

No. 1817431

>>1817428
what do you consider the top best male underwear style then

No. 1817435

>>1817422
>they look like this
Is that good or bad?

No. 1817436

>>1817430
why are you getting pissy at me i just wanted to throw in some pointless commentary
>>1817431
lol idk

No. 1817437

>>1817431
Get her. They look good if the man isn't built like the Michelin man or Johnny depp.

No. 1817438

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>>1817425
try to capture the essence of this guy with the robe n all, like the robe is slightly translucent, just enough to not show too much of the goods, try it

No. 1817440

>>1817435
I googled gay barista to find it

No. 1817441

>>1817437
not into jockstraps meself but i'm genuinely curious

No. 1817443

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I watched black swan again

No. 1817447

>>1817443
This is how I feel when I watch Oldboy

No. 1817451

why it so hard for people to let go of hate

No. 1817454

>>1817436
nta but pointless commentary is right kek dont expect to be coddled when you say dumb shit with no reading comprehension

No. 1817456

>>1817451
i can’t stand how in this day and age everyone loves to hold onto resentemént and whatever evidence they have past grievances that they’ve had with every human they’ve ever known no matter how mild or long ago it may be so that they can bring it back up whenever they encounter that person again

No. 1817459

>>1817451
There are people who enjoy hurting others and there are people that have been hurt so badly that hate is the only understandable option.

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>>1817454
im sorry that you're having a bad day but plz dont take it out on me.. i love you nonnie

No. 1817462

>>1817456
same like just move the fuck on what do you even gain from it? it's especially swampish when you've already apologized to them more than once and they just keep hammering on like some people won't be satisfied until they have whoever slighted them completely destroyed. makes you wonder if they think they're the good guy in that situation

No. 1817463

>>1817392
kek my mom and her friend called him the ass man when he was in csi or law and order or whatever it's called

No. 1817464

>>1817454
I hate when a stupid kid replies some dumb shit to my post and then gets mad that I talk to them like theyre annoying

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>>1817463
Moms, grandmas, and old gays love him. He was basically objectified to look like gay porn in the movie Oz kek

No. 1817468

>>1817459
>understandable
nah sorry but i've been hurt very badly and i never thought hate was the only option. it only ever made me more miserable and caused more issues for myself in the long run. i don't have to forgive people for hurting me very badly but i also don't have to constantly dredge it back up, that'd just be retraumatizing myself

No. 1817469

>>1817461
You have some growing up to do

No. 1817471

>>1817468
Some people deserve to be hated. Toxic positivity is gay.

No. 1817472

>>1817469
and why do you think that

No. 1817475

>>1817466
Oh that explains a lot, they called him this way because there were so many shots with his (apparently nice) butt in the frame. More actors should go this route.

No. 1817476

>>1817471
>toxic positivity
lol. enjoy fighting the air i guess

No. 1817477

I like that wigs double as a hat. Everytime I go out, everything is a little chilly besides my head. I always, always love things that have both functionality and aesthetic value!

No. 1817480

>>1817476
I dont fight with anyone. Would you tell a victim of abuse "lol let go of the hate sweatie you're the bigger person"? Lol no. There are people who deserve to die and I will hate them all I want

No. 1817481

>>1817480
have you ever considered that you yourself turned into an abuser? kek

No. 1817483

>>1817472
Your "uwu" posts are so disengenious and childish that they come off as condescending and juvenile, not friendly.

No. 1817484

>>1817481
By hating an abuser? You're a psycho. Do you mean people who take their hate out on innocent people? Because I don't agree with that at all and there is a major distinction. If you don't mean that you're just a dick lol.

No. 1817485

>>1817477
Not only that but it's also great for hair protection/growth and color, especially in winter. The times that my hear was the healthiest and grew the fastest was when I wore exclusively wigs or hats for a few months.

No. 1817487

>>1817481
>I hate my abuser
>woah have you ever considered YOURE an abuser now?
What

No. 1817488

>>1817484
you seem the type to do something much worse to people than they did to you to begin with kek bit bpd and whatnot

No. 1817489

>>1817483
yes i was being condescending and "disengenious" on purpose

No. 1817490

>>1817487
difference between hating someone who abused you and hating someone who called you a stinky doodoo head and then abusing them

No. 1817491

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why are we so mad today, have some sushi or whatever and chill out. i ate Taco Bell but it wasn't as good as i remembered

No. 1817493

>>1817408
you're down bad for sushi across multiple threads

give in

No. 1817494

>>1817491
idk its scaring me kek

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>>1817488
Because I said it's okay to hate your abuser? Are you out of your mind

No. 1817496

>>1817493
she's been at this since last night we need to crowdfund her a sushi platter

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>>1817495
omg just take a valium and log off luv

No. 1817498

>>1817490
What are you even talking about now, I don't think you know anymore.

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>>1817497
Yes, I bet you're the type of person who tells women that they need to forgive their rapists for their own sake kek, since you want to make bizarre sweeping generalizations

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>>1817498
Idk, you're the one who got disproportionatly upset for no reason so I assumed you knew what I was talking about. I guess not! Feel free to unclench now

No. 1817501

>>1817496
i'll chip in ten bucks but only if we get a rating of how good it was afterwards

No. 1817502

>>1817499
Doesn't work already said wasn't talking about forgiveness keep up or we can't dance

No. 1817503

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Wow, lolcow is the best!

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>>1817503
Even me? I'm your friend? You mean it?

No. 1817506

>>1817425
The thing about lingerie is that it is all meant to have a utilitarian function. However since it is worn by women and normally only seen by men when the woman is in the process of undress these utilitarian garments become sexualized and fetishized. Since women still want their utilitarian garments to look pretty so they get designed to look attractive, and this is reinforced by men's interest in the garments whether or not they meant to see it.

Your teacher is an idiot if he doesn't have a more nuanced perspective on why something like shirt garters could be considered lingerie. THEY ARE. It's underwear, items with utilitarian purpose generally only seen by women with men they are intimate with.

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No. 1817508

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I will hate every man who has ever raped, preyed upon, or abused anyone and no whiny anon can stop me.

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>>1817483
im uwuing at you

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>>1817507
Very cool.

No. 1817511

G-guys it's mean and you have bpd if you aren't a doormat

No. 1817512

>>1817509
I'm smizing back.

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>>1817508
I wasn't talking about men to begin with you need to stop taking everything so personally

No. 1817514

>>1817508
the correct way to be

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>>1817513
I think you're reading som3 sort of dire seriousness in my tone that isn't there

No. 1817518

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>>1817513
Why would I hate random women when I can hate men and the hurt they cause with abandon instead?

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>>1817508
You're right, anon. Hate can be good, and hate is often a natural emotion to the process of being human and feeling passion. It's good to hate things that pose as a senseless threat, or to hate what had continuously hurt you in serious ways. It's normal and good to feel unhappy about upsetting things, it's a sign that you even have a soul.

No. 1817521

>>1817518
its so cute

No. 1817523

>>1817515
Ok keep roidraging all over the thread about things nobody ever said then

No. 1817525

>>1817518
I wasn't talking about you then sigh

No. 1817526

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ok but look at this cute puppy

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>>1817510
sorry nonna I didnt mean it, I just haven't taken my meds yet

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>>1817515
Hey I said I think you're reading some sort of dire seriousness in my tone that isn't there uwu

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>>1817493
>>1817496
>>1817501
I’m waiting on my tardbux I don’t get them for a little while but the moment I do I’ll be sure to tell you all about this beautiful woman I’ve been fantasizing about for the last few days

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>>1817529
uwu deez nuts

No. 1817533

>>1817529
>>1817532
kill eachother

No. 1817534

>>1817530
stop it sushinonny, you're making me crave sushi too

No. 1817535

>>1817520
Exactly. All women with hate in your heart rise up. You have been stepped on for too long.

No. 1817536

I finally looked into the 9 month cruise thing, and I think someone is definitely either going to die or get pregnant on that ship.

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>>1817535
no i'm tired

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>>1817533
Not interested. I'm a misandrist not a misogynist.

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>>1817520
I wish I had legs like that, I bet she can break a scrote's neck if she kicks hard enough.

No. 1817542

>>1817539
WTF!!??

Wow I hope that guy was able to get up . . . he's trapped as hell there

No. 1817543

>>1817536
Both are bound to happen, cruise ships are the chosen vehicle of murder and rape because of the lack of stringent law

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>>1817542
Hes died

No. 1817546

File: 1702865143876.jpg (1.48 MB, 3471x4641, mjbqm7nfis8b1.jpg)

Has anyone tried tinned eel? I got some at the market and am trying to make a bootleg dragon roll with them

No. 1817547

>>1817462
i can't move on from childhood trauma. i wish i could but i can't. the hate makes me feel better

No. 1817548

>>1817491
I loved the taco bell dog so much back in the day.. Great marketing strategy tbh

No. 1817549

>>1817548
I used to have a singing plush version

No. 1817550

I would love the opportunity to break some guys arm, it seems kind of easy? Like you get him down on the ground and when he’s trying to get back up you hit him over the back of the head to incapacitate him again, then you grab the shoulder, put your knee on the elbow, and pull his forearm back until it snaps.

No. 1817551

>>1817547
okay to clarify my original post i was talking about pettier things than legitimate trauma and people who have seriously hurt you physically/emotionally with full intent. like stupid online beef for example

No. 1817553

>>1817549
So did I!!! Twins nonny

No. 1817555

>>1817546
That sounds kind of good, I imagine it’d probably similar to anchovies or sardines. You should try it nonnie

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>>1817543
>the lack of stringent law
Elaborate on this please, for an ignorant anon.

No. 1817557

File: 1702865401797.jpeg (67.57 KB, 508x604, fetchimage.jpeg)

I told myself I was gonna be jolly this holiday season but the clock is ticking and I have yet to wear my Santa hat smdh

No. 1817558

>>1817556
Because cruise ships are at sea, they are nearly lawless. Google cruise ship death and you will see. Men love to murder their wives on cruise ships.

No. 1817559

>>1817551
Yeah that's gay but obviously so kek

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>>1817555
People hate on anchovies, but they're so good! I make a weekly pasta with feta, veggies, anchovies and canned smoked clams.. so stinky, yet so good…

No. 1817561

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Wake up ladies new misogyny fuel just dropped

No. 1817562

>>1817559
which is why its in the dumbass shit thread like damn sisters it wasnt meant to make you all so upsetti

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>>1817558
If you commit a crime at sea you’re charged for it in your home country. The whole “crime is unaccounted for in international waters” theory isn’t true

No. 1817565

>>1817558
Oh I see or should I say sea?, that was obvious kek. I do think that the cruise staff should at least stage a murder and make the passengers find the murderer. How exciting would it be to have to solve a whodunnit murder mystery?

No. 1817566

>>1817563
I'd bet money the fool in the red long johns is most likely yo kermit murder-suicide

No. 1817567

>>1817563
i like how you can tell they're all southern

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>>1817551
I still hate anons I fought with in the past. I love being a hater it's fun.

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>>1817568
Son's head is square father's head is rectangular. Boys gotta grow into it

No. 1817571

>>1817569
crinGe

No. 1817572

>>1817569
Which infight was it, Alice?

No. 1817573

>>1817569
I still love you I love being a lover it's fun

No. 1817574

Even the daughters mouths being ducktaped like young boys aren't the loudest and most annoying little cunts alive. Way to show your daughters they are automatically not values because they're girls.

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No. 1817577

>>1817561
>>1817563
>>1817568
Fucking gross
>>1817567
Lol right? I will take the stupid cookie monster pants meme over this garbage.
>>1817574
It's disgusting and I hate that people shame their daughters for liking to talk then make a surprise face when the daughters get older and don't want to talk to them.

No. 1817585

>>1817561

The wives are fucking retarded too to go along with it.

No. 1817586

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Someone help me ive been under here for an hour and im hungry

No. 1817588

>>1817586
you literally have a gun just pull the trigger pussy

No. 1817591

>>1817586
eat the bullet, duh

No. 1817595

>>1817506
thanks nonnie, if he tests me about it, i'll try to convey what you said

No. 1817604

>>1817591
You first

No. 1817605

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Who else tasted the tail while reading this. I remember the exact squeaking noise it made

No. 1817608

i have a headache should i kill myself

No. 1817613

>>1817608
No, kill a moid instead. It'll ease the pain.

No. 1817617

>>1817613
Glowies awake everyone scatter

No. 1817640

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worst spy kid. Warty motherfucker

No. 1817641

Time to sit down and stare at the wall in absolute rage cause my fave character in an anime died.

No. 1817643

>>1817608
get smtg that vibrates and use it to massage your head, see if that works, also try putting your hands in hot water

No. 1817651

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>>1817640
I thought about the safe house so much after I watched that movie as a kid I wanted it soo bad

No. 1817653

>>1817641
I would table flip

No. 1817663

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Happy holidasay anons and remember to don't let the GRINCH steal your FUCKING CHRISTMAS

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>>1817663
what if i'm the grunch

No. 1817672

>>1817663
I can’t believe he actually went to everyone’s house and took everything like they required a lot of hater effort

No. 1817685

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>>1817672
Fr like Olympian levels of hater.. you know he'd be alogging on /snow/ making threads about Martha May Whovier

No. 1817686

>>1817663
the grinch can steal my shit 365 days a year if you know what I mean

No. 1817687

>>1817686
Hes definitely not hung, pass

No. 1817689

>>1817685
Is it racist to say the all look like e-girls?

No. 1817693

>>1817663
I never finished that game
>>1817672
He'd have a great thread tbh

No. 1817699

>>1817693
Can you imagine nonnies sperging out about how he treats his dog

No. 1817711

>>1817699
Holy shit, yes. Probably be one of the top things. I can also see them sperging out on his diet and lack of clothes.

No. 1817724

>>1817711
There would definitely be leaked screenshots of him harassing in te dms with pics of his four inch pp

No. 1817738

Got three chicks in Overwatch cosplay
Look bad but their hearts in the right place
Hot and bothered in her cat ears and back brace
Funko Pops watching me slide into first base
Caught 151 just like my Bacardi
I’m sucking her Pikachu to start the party
Weezing and Koffing as I Lickitung that body

No. 1817740

File: 1702875235821.gif (1.42 MB, 986x828, IMG_6359.gif)

I like how you can see DW saying Faggot

No. 1817742

>>1817740
She doesn't look like she's saying faggot at all, her mouth opens 3 times.

No. 1817745

>>1817672
Did you just they/them the fugking Grinch

No. 1817746

>>1817375
Yeah, idk it's just not working. I ordered a new mouse so fingers crossed

No. 1817748

>looking at product website
>FREE TODAY!
>$0.00 product
>shipping is $14
>shipping for 2 products is $24 even though they're small products
>only reviews I can find online are a single redditor shilling it in comments
this is dubious

No. 1817749

>>1817742
i only see two. but what other swear word could it have possibly been?

No. 1817751

>>1817749
Hm, idk. What swear words have three syllables? I really can't think of any, they're all two syllable words.

No. 1817752

>>1817742
Read her lips though, you can see her tongue saying “faggot”, also I’m saying faggot right now and my lips only open once when I say that “faa” and then the inside of my mouth does the rest of the work with the “gitt”. DW Based.

No. 1817754

>>1817751
Just take one-syllable swears and aff "fucking". Fucking bitch, fucking fag, fucking whore etc
Personal headcanon is she says "you retard"

No. 1817755

>>1817752
I am, that's why I said she opens her mouth three times. Although watching it back, maybe it is only two? I don't know, honestly I'm wearing glasses with a bad prescription. When I say faggot my mouth opens once and then widens for the "ggot". Idk.

No. 1817761

>>1817740
She's not making an f sound with her mouth. Are you high or just thinking about faggots

No. 1817763

>>1817745
I think it's a typo

No. 1817764

File: 1702876589366.jpg (80.58 KB, 1024x640, 20231215_102853.jpg)

Went to type fat ("buccal fat") and accidentally typed far. Autocorrect changed it to fag.

No. 1817766

crying really fucking loud and hard because i used to be really shitty as a teenager

No. 1817767

>>1817761
Yes she is say faggot with her and you’ll see

No. 1817769

>>1817766
Everybody was a shitty teenager anon

No. 1817773

>>1817769
zoomers are a special breed of horrorcow

No. 1817775


No. 1817779

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help I just woke up in cold sweat, I had a dream where I turned into a cow and people made a thread about me on /snow and after seeing the thread I started crying that’s all I remember but it was scary

No. 1817786

>>1817773
The generation shit is stupid, arbitrary (since people can't even decide on what years are what generation) and only applicable to certain countries.

No. 1817793

File: 1702878442428.mp4 (4.06 MB, 640x360, lv_0_20231218064509.mp4)

>>1817767
>say faggot with her
Ok

No. 1817799

>>1817793
Why did you say it like that

No. 1817811

I distinctly remember being a kid and hearing millennials getting vilified in the news/general popular culture as "the worst generation ever, lazy, addicted to technology, stupid," and thinking like "wow, is that gonna happen to me when I grow up? what's my generation called anyway? nobody ever talks about us"
nowadays zoomers are the new public enemy number one. don't get me wrong there are some pretty accurate reasons why we're retarded but in another decade or two people will move on and gen alpha is going to be the new punching bag

No. 1817813

File: 1702879113475.jpg (28.86 KB, 629x438, lmao.jpg)

>>1817793
why is this making me laugh so hard. it sounds so posh and elegant

No. 1817819

>>1817793
How I can’t believe I was right, props to you for actually putting this in motion though nonnie kek your voice is pretty!

No. 1817832

The iCarly episode where Spencer keeps seeing a little girl because Carly wasn’t home makes me sad

No. 1817833

>>1817832
I get sad when I don't see Spencer in my bed at night

No. 1817834

Miss my unhinged lesbian friend. Yes queen YOU are the person to make moral judgements on people. In another world i’m hers.

No. 1817835

>>1817833
jerry trainer is for me what steve martin was for Gen X’ers

No. 1817837

Sometimes I feel self-conscious that I'm a boring or soulless person because I feel like I'm not into music as much as other people. It seems like everyone is able to list favorite genres, or artists, or has been to a dozen concerts, or is constantly listening to music all the time even in public. Idk, I enjoy a lot of different music, it's not like I don't find any joy in it, but I'm not obsessed with any one kind nor do I feel the need to fill every moment of my life with it. People ask me what I'm into or what I've been listening to and I usually haven't had anything playing in a while and don't know what to say, and it makes me feel retarded
The best music is the full length original songs that play in my dreams but I don't have any compositional skill so idk how to translate them to real life

No. 1817842

>>1817837
Listen to Halsey and tell me you don’t feel connected

No. 1817848

>>1817842
anon of all the examples you could've used…

No. 1817849

>>1817837
Same I don’t tell people just because you’ll get, “oh you just need to find a genre/song/band you like, oh come on you’re just embarrassed of your music taste, oh you’re trying to be different, oh you must have some kind of mental illness” from people. If you told someone that you didn’t watch movies or TV they wouldn’t judge you as much, there’s just something different about music. I can find the art in it and I’ll like songs, I just don’t seek it out to listen to.

No. 1817852

>>1817258
It's Soldier Boy from the Boys.

No. 1817853

>>1817832
I’m still watching the same episode and sam just slapped freddie with a bag of nuts right after she said she wanted some. Why does he get so much shit he’s literally the whole reason iCarly exists

No. 1817855

It's actually hilarious how Tiger woods was treated for cheating kekkkk. You would've thought he killed someone

No. 1817859

>>1817855
please elaborate i dont know anything about celebs but i have an autistic hate for cheating

No. 1817861

>>1817855
no clue what is happening but moids should be always shamed for anything we can shame them for.

No. 1817864

>>1817859
tl;dr he was like a serial cheater he cheated on everyone with everyone, massive hoar

No. 1817866

>>1817852
Have you seen Supernatural yet anon

No. 1817867

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No. 1817869

>>1814707
Late but tall, handsome, big weenie. Also probably has some sort of mental disorder and is super racist/homophobic. Might want to get pegged on the low. Proceed with great caution.

No. 1817873

getting rejected from the trooniest college in my state is probably the best thing that ever happened to me

No. 1817875

>>1814707
My husband is Serbian he’s an actual angel but he’s also like the 0.01%

No. 1817879

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No. 1817880

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>>1817859
It was just a big cheating scandal, just Google it.
I hate cheaters, but tbh it was blown out of proportion. I don't really care when people cheat as long as it doesn't affect me or my loved ones

No. 1817889

>>1817563
I'll recreate this with my future husband as he is tied up and gagged with christmas lights, myself in a grinch onesie as I release a hammer onto his balls with (joy to the world) written on the wall

No. 1817898

the death note thread immediately getting deleted before I could even respond made me sad

No. 1817906

>>1817866
Yes I saw Supernatural but he is a bit too young for me in that one. The guy that played his dad (JDM) was the main course for my eyes in that one.

No. 1817910

>>1817867
Good lord we should just dump the whole moid plus this ungodly getup into the mariana trench. My eyes are bleeding just from looking at this picture. Ariana my girl what have you done. Biggest downgrade ever.

No. 1817922

>>1817867
is ariana grande the victim of a hollywood humiliation ritual why is she dating this ratfaced ginger scrote I refuse to believe it's earnestly

No. 1817923

>>1817563
This almost has fetishtic undertones I swear those moids are getting off to it

>>1817834
Thanks nonny I miss you too ♥

No. 1817932

>>1817837
I listen to music all the time and can list favourite genres, artists etc but I'm also extremely autistic about it. I only listen to the same 50-100 songs in the weird genres I like and some of them I've been listening to for around 10 years at this point. When people talk about mainstream music I have no idea what they're talking about and I hate it when I try to listen to it

No. 1817943

>>1817932
Can you make a playlist and post it? I want to hear your top 100 songs

No. 1817944

>>1817932
I want to know what kind of music you're into nonny. I also don't like current mainstream music at all

No. 1817983

File: 1702897379525.jpg (3.53 MB, 4000x3000, 1660827534545.jpg)

I hope this cake-baking nona and her lizard are doing well.
Do you also think about other posters (not personlity fags just memorable ones) and wonder how they're doing sometimes?

No. 1817992

>>1817983
I sometimes think about the nona who started the "lolcow prayer thread" and how other nonas were poking fun at her thread with sarcastic replies but she replied to them earnestly. It just touched me as something very genuine and sweet and incredibly unexpected, I imagine Christians (as in serious ones not weird tradthot spergs) are rare on this site so I wonder about what she likes to do here and how many people are similar to her but just don't talk about it openly

No. 1818017

>>1817943
>>1817944
Are you sure? It’s electronic weeb shit and russian hardbass.

No. 1818027

would you murder someone if you didn't have to go to jail for it?

No. 1818033

>>1818027
There are two people I can think of I'd do that to

No. 1818035

>>1818027
If it was a person who had done something horrendous or committed an awful sickening crime then yes

No. 1818036

>>1818027
Absolutely, the FBI and my NSA agent assigned to me know this already.

No. 1818039

>>1818027
nice try

No. 1818041

>>1818027
Several people. And depending what jail we are talking about, I'm willing to go without committing any crime. I'm a NEET anyway

No. 1818044

>>1818027
I feel like this needs more going for it, would your crime be publicised? Would people know regardless? How far would the investigation go before they said oh it's nonnie we can't jail her. What are the logistics.

No. 1818249

>>1814740
browse online, get mad, drink tea, do the dishes, sleep

typical life of a broke NEET

No. 1818263

File: 1702921819612.jpeg (79.76 KB, 750x693, 77BD6494-018F-48C8-B8EB-D90FD5…)

Just found a whole fuckin chicken nugget in my blanket. Umm

No. 1818264

>>1818263
Nona pls.

No. 1818270

>>1818249
>browse online, get mad, drink tea, do the dishes, sleep
I am literally you

No. 1818293

Tate McRae sounds like a Mr. Potato head knockoff

No. 1818294

i dreamt that red scare uploaded a new episode and then when I looked on their patreon I saw they had. I must be Muhammad

No. 1818332

>>1814740
rotate among 5 of the mobage i've downloaded on my phone

No. 1818335

>>1818249
I do all of this except get mad (which I only tend to do if I'm playing a game with somebody)

No. 1818336

>>1818293
her music sounds like Addison Rae's somehow, esp "obsessed", i think if people didn't have as much of a distaste for influences, Addison would be making the same kind of music

No. 1818337

>>1818336
>influences
*influencers, retard moment, sorry

No. 1818355

>>1818293
Why does she sing in such an obnoxious way?

No. 1818438

I want to tell manlets to grow the fuck up but I know they literally can't

No. 1818471

>>1817875
Apparently 55% of serbian women aged 18-24 got married while underage. Kind of floored me when I read that, your husband must be truly special to have come out ok from that country

No. 1818516

File: 1702934934740.jpg (68.57 KB, 1241x1408, tumblr_ed808faa842a1eabf314ddc…)

sending this to all the nonnies who are on their period kek

No. 1818518

Finally got my sushi and the shop I frequent made it so good my soul feels nourished

No. 1818520

>>1818516
Thanks

No. 1818521

>>1818516
i hate it thank you

No. 1818522

>>1818518
Sushi platter anon?

No. 1818523

>>1818518
and you didn't take a picture for us? tf?

No. 1818524

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>>1818516
Thank you anon, i've been feeling down lately.

No. 1818525

The Sanic totem always gives me "0- I'll see you soon" and it's starting to frighten me. I don't remember ever getting a different answer. I wonder if I should somehow prepare for Sanic totem's arrival?

No. 1818530

i'm going to smoke (good) weed and play vidya tonight. what are you all up to nonnies

No. 1818531

>>1818525
stock up on holy water and silver bullets and you'll be fine

No. 1818536

>>1818530
I am watching some conspiracy videos on yt and then I'll pray that tomorrow will be more productive.

No. 1818542

File: 1702935871262.jpeg (2.76 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_9058.jpeg)

>>1818523
Oh contraire I only took one after I’d already eaten like 75% of it but it was unforgettable

No. 1818544

damn fuck discord not working and i want to talk to my nonnie friends from the friendfinder thread

No. 1818550

>>1818530
listening to historical reenactor yt vids… and also playing vidya. what are you playing nonita?

No. 1818565

I have been thinking about the oldfag memories thread and I have such goldfish memory that it's hard for me to remember anything that happened when first joined. All I can remember is that I came from PULL (out of curiosity because on there, farmers were spoken about like they were Cruella DeVil) and didn't post or even browse because I had never used an imageboard and didn't understand the format. Then there's a memory gap and I'm posting on /snow/. I wish I could remember what my first post was, I must've lurked for a while because I know I didn't get a sage ban.

No. 1818570

File: 1702937197123.jpg (96.05 KB, 565x974, 1669755819233.jpg)

>tfw you accidentally triggered a 6'2 gorilla moid/tranny with no lips, a flat ass and a massive nose
oh well

No. 1818571

File: 1702937228536.jpg (61.64 KB, 680x663, GBfiq1aWgAACqCd.jpg)

>>1815039
shitty year. started off strong, family nearly disowned me for not being religious. Payed off half my debts. Never got into coding (again). Fooled around with AI. Life is passing me by. Weight went up and down. Only finished two books. No friends. Failed at maintaining a running structure. Fucking hate shadow work. No therapy (again). Tried mushrooms and I was ok with it. Listened to a lot of DnB. I should work on expanding my imagination. Maybe get serous about lifting (again).

No. 1818583

Sometimes if I sit down too hard my tits make a smack sound when they hit my stomach roll and it makes me feel embarrassed

No. 1818588

File: 1702937927365.png (270.55 KB, 576x432, sick of everything.png)

I got so much shit to do today.

No. 1818590

>>1818565
>I must've lurked for a while because I know I didn't get a sage ban.
That reminds me, I literally lurked for like 4 years straight not making any posts or replies because I was so scared to catch a ban and get redtexted for no sage kek. I also was a libfem and tried to ignore the trannyphobia until I had a moment of absolute clarity coming off of a ritalin dependence and I binge read both tranny threads and instantly peaked.

No. 1818596

the starbies girl genuinely scares me. something about her facial movements look uncanny

No. 1818600

>>1818590
Kekkk. I remember for me I supported the LGBT, but even before finding lolcow something always felt a little off. When I came here I was just like "well, I don't support what these people are saying but I like the site otherwise" and then I just slowly started to become more terfy. I still don't absolutely hate trannies and I can be tolerant of them but I definitely don't support it and I'm a little more (or, I guess a lot more in their eyes) critical of the LGBT.

No. 1818604

>>1818596
The is unironically the type of humor people loved not too long ago. Jim Carrey and his consequences.

No. 1818605

>>1818596
I know she’s taking the piss but she’s so good at it it’s uncomfortable kek.

No. 1818606

>>1818604
you are so right, it's like female non furry cat in the hat. Is she being ironic?

No. 1818617

>>1818583
back when i had fat tits i was working out and did jumping jacks without a bra on and they clapped against my stomach so hard. it was thunderous

No. 1818640

>>1818542
nonnie im sorry but your sushi looks like garbage

No. 1818645

>>1818550
sounds cozy, have fun! i'm torn between cyberpunk and fire emblem atm.. probably going with the cyberpunk dlc

No. 1818687

>>1818640
it’s american sushi don’t worry it’s good as hell

No. 1818693

File: 1702942145981.jpg (127.75 KB, 276x279, assemblefour1.jpg)

Taxonomic Classification of bread ties.This is amazing.
http://www.horg.com/horg/

No. 1818709

>>1818693
Why’s this so addictive to look at

No. 1818710

File: 1702943127483.png (10.53 KB, 958x63, pocky sucks.png)

Titles like these always make me laugh so hard.

No. 1818723

Stuff that makes pee smell
>asparagus
>mango hard cider
Anybody have other stuff to add to the list?

No. 1818726

I went to a Christmas party this weekend with my partners family and I was the only one not on my phone despite being the youngest and a zoomer

No. 1818727

>>1818710
>pocky sucks
you're right#

No. 1818729

>>1818727
The videos pretty funny since it's just him complaining about trannies saying that the assassination of Shinzo Abe was based, which to be fair that's one area where I'll actually agree with them just for very different reasons.

No. 1818736

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Out of all rantsonas this troon must have the ugliest one. Absolutely repulsive to look at.

No. 1818738

>>1818723
I’ve heard high protein diets increase urine smell and anecdotally they seem too lol. Most of the characteristic smell of piss comes from the metabolites resulting from protein/amino acid breakdown.

No. 1818783

File: 1702947494054.jpeg (101.56 KB, 749x793, IMG_1991.jpeg)

Search your heart and you will know it to be true.

No. 1818786

>>1818783
there are no hispanics in my country. very sad. excellent workers

No. 1818787

>>1818783
i have never seen an hispanic guy look like that and i am hispanic. Looks like pregory.

No. 1818788

>>1818723
coffee for sure, normies are so addicted to it they dont realize it makes piss smell much more rancid than it could be. and weed edibles in my experience, they also bring on BO

No. 1818789

>>1818783
tbh, if i try to remember what shoe0nhead's fat autist ex-fiance looks like, this is what comes to mind

No. 1818790

>>1818783
I thought that was greg for a minute. kek

No. 1818797

wish i knew wtf was going on ever

No. 1818801

>>1818027
I'd genocide my country Eren Yaeger style

No. 1818802

This might be really tedious but I don’t like that teachers can just buy lesson plans off of each other and don’t actually have to put in any effort to the content they’re using to educate their kids with. Like what the fuck did you get that degree in Education for if you can’t educate yourself

No. 1818803

>>1818783
carlos from desperate housewives be like

No. 1818808

>>1818802
If you think that’s bad wait ‘til you find out about university staff

No. 1818811

>>1815315
they remind me of south park fans, (ironically) PC and obsessed with gay ships

No. 1818812

>>1815316
yeah as a kid but I'm used to it now. At least it rhymes with a lot of things, more opportunity for jokes

No. 1818817

>>1815487
an Iconoclast, especially for controversial topics. Dawkins but cuter

No. 1818819

>>1815579
experiment with a wig first

No. 1818820

I actually really like having a young grandmother. That's the cool part about all the women in my family having kids early I will not be taking part though. My grandmother advised me not too a long time ago anyway.

No. 1818821

>>1817585
the wives are guaranteed to be the ones who proposed the idea, you think men care about holiday photoshoots?

No. 1818832

>>1818783
His name is Julio and he’s one of the maintenance workers at my apartment complex. He’s a chill dude and is nice to my cat.

No. 1818833

File: 1702950615211.jpg (25.6 KB, 400x400, 20231217_141429.jpg)

Fantasizing about this hot guy I saw last week for days now. Every time I see an attractive man that ticks boxes I personally prefer he's like married with four kids already, a divorced alcoholic that would make my urine burn for months, or gay as the fires of hell

No. 1818835

>>1818783
Hes cool as hell but gives me weird shoulder rubs

No. 1818839

>>1817561
Those poor little girls don't even have any idea what this means. I blame the wife who went along with this garbage 'idea'

No. 1818840

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>>1816186
0, total KHHV. I've accepted I'm too weird for romance and relationships, so I gave up a long time ago. I'm 26

picrel

No. 1818842

>>1817561
>>1817563
I hate Nlogs and Pick mes so much.

No. 1818846

>>1818787
Kek I just left Bass Pro and saw 3 with that literal exact hair and beard

No. 1818848

With my winter weight gain I look exactly like those Null AI genderswaps.

No. 1818851

>>1818808
Yeah all my college professors got their articles from tumblr posts. I dropped out

No. 1818853

>>1817563
EWWWW the way the little boys mouths aren’t taped Jesus Christ this is so degrading >>1818848
You sound sexy NGL

No. 1818856

Flavored marijuana is truly the worst thing I have ever experienced. This limoncello flavor tastes like fucking lemon zest and fish.

No. 1818857

>>1818856
>lemon zest and fish
smoking my pussy

No. 1818858

>>1818853
Damn right I am. Now kiss me, nonatella

No. 1818859

>>1818857
You should sue the brand Cookies for basing a strain off your pheromones

No. 1818860

>>1818856
Are you vaping?

No. 1818868

>>1818840
you're a baby

No. 1818872

Can someone post the edits of Leafy where they made him really fat

No. 1818875

>>1817561
>>1817563
i thought these were murder before photos which really says something…

No. 1818877

>>1818860
No maam I received this in a joint

No. 1818883

>>1817021
thank you queen

No. 1818885

>>1817090
>>1817088
get a humidifier

No. 1818886

>>1817225
best feeling a woman can get

No. 1818887

File: 1702952870861.jpeg (709.76 KB, 1170x1301, 79E4F30A-0F81-4B2F-AABE-44483B…)

I hope this makes sense to the GOT/HOTD nonnies. I don’t watch HOTD but I couldn’t stop laughing

No. 1818893

now that i've seen real genius my life has meaning again i love performance artists sm

No. 1818898

>>1818857
Love that album.

No. 1818900

>>1818565
>I wish I could remember what my first post was
i know what mine was, i made a diary entry about it kek

No. 1818902

>>1818802
My final year of my undergraduate my entire module for biotechnology was lifted off the Internet and the professor was the Head of the department. She never turned up to practicals which was a shame because I was really interested and the PhD student looking after us was overwhelmed after the first tutorial and never came back. Someone googled the material for our workbook and found the teachers copy and we all got full marks. Paid 3 grand for that semester

No. 1818903

>>1817852
I hope he makes a permanent turn for the better, especially for season 5. His presence was too short to be effective in season 3

No. 1818906

>>1818821
the wives suggested the holiday photoshoot and decided on the aesthetic, the moids suggested the retarded duct tape addition

No. 1818907

>>1817451
i hate having my ass beat and then being told to be nice, be kind. I hate ass kissing and I'd rather live life as a bitch than be a doormat

No. 1818913

>>1818907
jealous tbh wish I could be consistently a bitch

No. 1818921

>>1817561
men are so fucking delusional, all they ever do is project

No. 1818925

>>1817605
why did they look so edible

No. 1818926

File: 1702954400593.gif (6.98 MB, 640x360, 675002B1-3B9E-4639-86E3-637A35…)

it's only European men that would give you the gender and race dysphoria to want to become an American moid just so you can rape their stupid fucking mouths shut

No. 1818929

>>1818926
kek i love this post

No. 1818932

>>1818907
i think anon is referring to vendettachans not people who are rightfully defensive

No. 1818935


No. 1818937

>>1817855
I thought he did lmao

I think it was because he was mixed and cheated on his blonde trophy wife and that really ruffled America's feathers

No. 1818938

>>1817992
aw, that so sad, I'm gonna visit that thread

No. 1818940

File: 1702955178910.jpg (27.93 KB, 200x267, sanic.jpg)

How does one use the sanic totem

No. 1818943

>>1818270
NEETs united

No. 1818944

>>1818943
AKA NEETSU.

No. 1818945

>>1818270
>>1818335
NEETs united

No. 1818946

>>1818940
i have low iq newfags

No. 1818947

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>>1818530
clean up, read comics, take a shower, drink tea and maybe, just maybe make a plan for the future. Always procrastinating on that last bit

No. 1818948

>>1818940
I knew you were all chilren

No. 1818950

>>1818907
TELL THEM.

No. 1818951

>>1818606
>>1818604
>>1818605
>>1818596
it's the long philtrum, looks disproportionate

No. 1818953

>>1818693
NOW THAT'S AUTISM

No. 1818954

>>1818948
>>1818946
please just tell me, i want to know if i can actually pass college

No. 1818956

>>1818736
ALL RANTSONAS ARE DISGUSTING

No. 1818961

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>asked anon to photoshop bad bunnys eyes to be proportionately spaced
>anon made them closer together instead
I should have expected this

No. 1818969

>>1818736
I hate the sole concept of a retard ranting about the most random ass shit having a retarded image to represent the voice talking about the politics in the world of strawberry shortcake or why fartzofdoom shouldn't use uwupookiepoo's art as reference to sell discord pfps for 3 dollars.

No. 1818971

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i took that character quiz test posted second last thread and i got Connor Roy, never watched Succession, what does this say about me

No. 1818973

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>>1818971
and when i switched to anime universe, it gave me Shinji, what

No. 1818976

This is still one of my fav youtube videos of all time. I remember being like 8 years old when I saw this and just shitting my pants laughing. I hope this girl is having an amazing life and is happy because this isn't even the only masterpiece on her channel

No. 1818977

is it weird that i havent grown out of my childhood crush in a cartoon character

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No. 1818982

>>1818940
do you not know how to type retard

No. 1818983

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>>1818973
in separate universes, i got Steve Hadley and Emily Charlton, so i can be happy about that at least

No. 1818989

>>1817485
Yes! Plus the fact that I can have any style/color and don't have to really commit to anything. Pretty nice.

No. 1818993

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>>1818868
I don't feel like it, I feel like I wasted my youth and i have nothing to show for it

No. 1818997

>>1817477
>>1817485
where do you guys get wigs? I want to get one but I'm a noob and don't know where to shop that's good, everything I come across is either cheap cosplay trash or very oriented towards black women and don't seem like they'd suit me style-wise

No. 1819001

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I dont care about George santos at all but it's very funny to me that the only embittered gay men on x being like "guise why are yuu ironically stanning him thats bad he's a very bad person akshually" are all horrible people themselves. Like shut the fuck up.

No. 1819002

>>1818976
Is this your old video cause why are you sharing a video of a kid from yt with only 1k views and 17 subscribers. Sometimes weird behavior is not necessary here lol.

No. 1819005

>>1819002
No I came across this video back in like 2011 and found it in my youtube liked videos playlist kek, I didnt think it was that weird

No. 1819009

>>1819005
Shouting out random people on lolcow is not recommended and never has been kek do you know where you are. A schizophrenic cp spammer will dm her fb.

No. 1819012

>>1819009
is dming a thing on youtube? and her name isn't saved anywhere on the page i didnt mean to shout her out because the page is now inactive but it still makes me laugh kekk

No. 1819014

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>>1819012
Sometimes, your personal memories are meant to remain personal. Particularly when it involves strangers old inactive YouTube channels from when they were children.

No. 1819017

>>1819014
its all in good fun i swear im not trying to be creepy i paologize if it came off that way

No. 1819019

>>1819001
i dont care about anyone being a bad person anymore as long as they aren't a pedophile. i'm over this whole grudge holding cancel culture its just not how the world works

No. 1819020

WAKE UP, EVEWYONE! IT’S CHWISTMAS!

No. 1819028

>>1819017
Omg it didn't im just reminding you that you're on a public imageboard often voyeured by extremely mentally ill people, especially men

No. 1819029

>>1819020
I've been watching stuff with englishmen and I've noticed they supplement regular enunciation with a w like they have a mental disability or speech impediment and it's kind of funny to me

No. 1819032

A woman I'm acquainted with was telling me about what's essentially her and her friends' personal lolcow, an alcoholic who copes with his addiction by making up weird quasi-religious ideological excuses for why alcohol is actually extremely holy in all forms and thus it's a moral evil to not consume it. He's their ex-classmate or something but nowadays only talks to them to sperg at them about alcohol. According to them, he wrote a massive unhinged academic paper-style manifesto justifying this worldview and sent it to priests and stuff, and they're slowly making their way through it and laughing at his schizo arguments.
I love hearing about random cows in people's lives, this guy sounds like he could be extremely prolific if he just took the sperging online instead of harassing churches and churchgoers

No. 1819035

>>1819019
i wish all men were cancelled. even the non-pedo ones have something wrong with them

No. 1819039

I went back to my homeboard on 4chan and fuck, i feel so old even though i am still in my early 20s. I have no idea what they are talking about anymore, i feel like a senile old woman entering a kindergarden.

No. 1819047

>>1819028
it’ll brighten everyone’s day

No. 1819062

I don't like live actions because I feel they often take away from the magic, but I'm actually anticipating the release of the Percy Jackson lice action series. It's been getting good reviews and it seems promising from all the things I've heard.

No. 1819068

>>1819039
This is exactly what lc feels like.

No. 1819074

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Other women putting themselves down to compliment you is fucking weird. I genuinely don't know what response they want, am I supposed to agree that they aren't as good?

No. 1819077

>>1819074
Samefaf, but it needs to become a part of common etiquette to not degrade yourself to compliment someone else. It just makes everyone uncomfortable and you're just blasting that you're insecure.

No. 1819080

>>1819077
People shouldn't be degrading themselves in any circumstances, it's tactless and self absorbed imo. You're just putting the person you're talking to in an uncomfortable position - either your concerns are legitimate, and you're essentially forcing them to lie to you as reassurance, or your concerns are exaggerated, and they're just going to feel like you're fishing for compliments.

Talking about insecurities anonymously online is perfect because nobody can see you and it's not awkward to respond to, but I will never make people listen to me complain about my insecurities irl.

No. 1819088

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No. 1819089

>>1819074
Omfg yes. The older women as my work do this and idk if it’s intentional, but it makes me so uncomfortable. Especially because it always seems to happen in a group setting. “You’re so skinny, I wish I wasn’t so fat and could lose weight”. Or another time, one woman mentioned “Your hair is really pretty.” I said thanks, and said I usually put oil on my ends so they stay thick. But someone else just had to chime in and say “Oh, probably because she is young. We’re too old. My hair won’t grow anymore”. Like how am I supposed to respond? Don’t put yourself down! Stop it!

No. 1819094

>>1819035
late samefag but i suddenly remembered that pretty much none of them have been truly cancelled anyway even when they outright rape and abuse women. the biggest abusers and rapists in the world still have ongoing careers and fans.

No. 1819098

stomach sounds annoy me

No. 1819099

i love my cat but i hate he's a moid. It's impossible to play with him because he always want to bite. He's the sweetest when he's chill and sleeps on my legs or next to me, but i cant stand his tardrage when he wants to play.

No. 1819100

>>1819098
Mine always sound like farts and people get unironically mad at me for it

No. 1819131

microbiome this, gut health that. i grew up in a town where the water is not drinkable, i mean it was piss yellow and had a taste. i drank the tap water all my early school years. i probably have a very diverse biosystem in there, my osmosis jones probably took an early retirement

No. 1819135

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>>1819089
Oof I’ve been this person since gaining weight in my 30s. I think it’s because I’m insecure and I want them to know I used to be hot once too kek

No. 1819161

>>1819135
you're the hottest you'll ever be for the rest of your life right now, own it babe stop being insecure

No. 1819170

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Reading up about early Hollywood is sometimes so wild, especially when they made movies in non-American settings. I was reading about this actress who spent her entire career playing "Asian" roles, even though she was actually Spanish and they literally put her in brown-face half the time.

No. 1819171

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>>1819170
kek, how about Rita Hayworth who spent most of her career in irish-face

No. 1819175

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the deranged smile on Taylor Swift's face just looks like she and the moids are going to rape the spectator

No. 1819183

>>1819175
why is the guy from Maroon-5 there, also delete and spoiler this shit.

No. 1819191

>>1819175
Band name: Taytay and the moids

No. 1819199

>>1819175
I get what you mean. I feel like Taylor is going to give the viewer a long drawn out villian speech that ends with a sadistic laugh before she leaves the veiwer to succumb to death by mass moid moment

No. 1819201

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No. 1819203

>>1819175
she looks like aphex twin
anyway low quality moid tier post, shame on you

No. 1819205

>>1819201
Yoink. Stealing this for later. I don't get the American one though. Nonster energy drink?

No. 1819208

>>1819205
I wrote nonster because it's like when americans take names like "Becky" and say "Beckster" to make it sound friendlier

No. 1819215

>>1819201
What country is the last one

No. 1819216

>>1819201
Swedish: nonnis

No. 1819236

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>>1819183
sorry nonnie
>>1819199
only you understand me nonnie
>>1819203
sorry nonnie, will posting yaoi redeem my honour?

No. 1819238

>>1819201
wait what? all this time i thought nonushka was indian bc i thought it was derived from Anushka.

No. 1819242

Every year. Every year I put off my fucking mandatory work training seminars until the last second. I literally have five days to complete the twenty hours of training, submit the paperwork to manager one, get it approved and sent back, and then submit that paperwork to manager two. Damn you past me, why didn't you do this when you were thinking about it in November?

No. 1819270

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Rip Lucy Lucy Lucy

No. 1819281

>>1819039
Mine hasn't really changed in the 10 years I've been visiting other than getting worse in the same way every 4chan board has. Feels nice.
>>1819201
in 日本語 it would be ノナちゃん

No. 1819284

>>1819201
what is one for bongs? nonitoria? nonilzabeth?

No. 1819305

>>1819284
Nonabeth? Nonitoria is really cute.

No. 1819310

>>1819201
Dutch: nonnietje, nonnatje

No. 1819312

>>1819305
nonitoria is VERY cute!!

No. 1819319

>>1819312
I'm going to use this now for queenly anons.

No. 1819325

>>1819281
I think nonako would be better than nona-chan
>>1819215
lmao I didn't even notice that
>>1819208
somehow nonster sounds very 80s-american but it works i like your logic

No. 1819326

>>1819238
It's from babushka, which is Russian.

No. 1819328

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I have always loved Howl's Moving Castle, and recently I found out it is based on a book by British author Diana Wynne Jones. Which made me so happy as a bong!! So cute!!!!

No. 1819337

>>1819328
Wow, I didn't know this either. Arriety is also based on The Borrowers, Ghibli seems to like us.

No. 1819353

>>1819328
The book is really different but still a good read! I recommend it.

No. 1819361

>>1819328
I was gonna say you never read the credits? but maybe you just couldn't read it

No. 1819370

>>1819361
kek ok anon what is with your weird attitude?
>>1819353
I've just bought it online!

No. 1819379

>>1819361
Who the fuck reads all the credits of a movie?

No. 1819381

>>1819370
I mean I was thinking it's right there in the credits isn't it? but then I realized maybe you couldn't read the japanese writing, not that you're illiterate lol

No. 1819383

>>1819337
we have some of the best literature

No. 1819386

>>1819379
i always watch the credits it's part of the movie

No. 1819387

>>1819381
I've watched both versions and either don't remember or didn't notice lol

No. 1819389

>>1819381
Also, with a name like that it can be hard to tell it's specifically British, it sounds like an American name too.

No. 1819393

>>1819386
same I love knowing the name of camera guy 13 and the stand-in prop man

No. 1819394

>>1819328
>>1819383
so many great British childrens books would make great Ghibli movies

No. 1819461

Just watched barbie dubbed and the troon barbie is voiced by another troon. Clocked by voice alone kek also he is a terrible voice actor. I can't believe we're getting so many awful voice actors when we used to have really talented people before. Also this fucking thing where they put random celebs to voice act, stop this shit, I don't wanna hear selena gomez or wagner moura talking in a fucking cartoon, stop that shit.

No. 1819475

I don't understand handsome scrotes that smell awful. With a face like that, how is it even possible to smell like a 70 yo divorcee grandpa who just shat in his diaper? kys.

No. 1819480

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I've been watching my personal cows too much and I'm picking up on their lingo. I'm starting to talk like I'm from Philly.

No. 1819491

>>1819201
Turkish
>Nonişko (nonishko)
>Noniş
>Nonicik

No. 1819495

>>1819201
In Czech it would be
>nonička [non-nitsch-kah](written as nonichka or nonicka in English)
>noninka
>nonča (noncha)

No. 1819497

>>1819393
the whole movie I'm actually waiting to see who the Best Boy (Key Grip) was

No. 1819553

>>1819201
Finnish:
>nyymi (from anonyymi, equivalent to English anon)
>nyymitär (female only)
Both are in actual use, though the latter one only ironically on LC.

No. 1819560

>>1819553
samefag, forgot
>nyymiseni 'my dear anon' (affectionate)

No. 1819573

>>1819284
>>1819305
nonitoria is so sweet

No. 1819592

I'm sorry foodie nonas, I didn't realize I was almost out of lasagna sheets so 1/3 of my lasagna is just meat sauce and béchamel sauce. I hope you're not too upset with me

No. 1819780

I'm not even a radfem but I can't take radfem kpop stans seriously at all. I know no one is perfect but you cannot seriously lecture people on the patriarchy when you like Kpop enough to make it a part of your persona

No. 1819793

>>1819592
your lasagna sounds yummy to me anon

No. 1819796

>>1819780
>radfem kpop stans
That can't be a thing for the very same reasons you pointed out. They must be kpop stans that found ''radfem''to be an edgy label to attach to themselves.

No. 1819818

>>1818977
Don't worry, I'm in a similar boat. Forgot about it until I rewatched his show as an adult and fell in love with him again.

No. 1819831

m can anyone recommend some good podcasts? i want to listen to something when i do other shit but the one i like only posts once a week and i find most others so boring or hard to listen to. i like just normal conversation/humor ones, preferably not american as i don't get their humor most of the time. right now i'm using this youtube channel who roasts sims 3 houses but i'm running out of episodes. my life is the hardest there is.

No. 1819844

burgers why is your countries chocolate so disgusting?

No. 1819847

>>1819305
I'm going with Nonabeth because Nonitoria is too long, I can't remember that shit

No. 1819851

>>1819847
nonabeth is cute too. nonabeth and nonitoria like the two queens.

No. 1819856

>>1819831
I really like Stories of Scotland, but it's historical so it's probably not what you are looking for. The hosts are two young scottish women with thick scottish accents (I'm ESL) and they are very funny. They also talk about mythology and paranormal stuff, a lot of themes are touched actually, it depends on the episode.

No. 1819860

>>1819844
its made with expired milk

No. 1819861

What’s your favorite month of the year mine is February

No. 1819862

>>1819861
October and december because of the events in my gacha games

No. 1819863

>>1819861
may because it is my middle name and my great grandma's name!

No. 1819870

Which hand is your dominant one, nonnies?
I'm a lefty

No. 1819875

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>>1819870
right, but I always wanted to be left handed at primary school because if you were left handed you used these special scissors that were yellow and green

No. 1819882

>>1819856
that actually sounds great. i'll check it out.

No. 1819889

>>1819875
i don't understand why left handed people need different kinds of scissors, i tried cutting paper with my left hand with the typical kind of scissors and it worked just fine, i don't understand, i just don't get it, am i the only true dumbass in the dumbass shit thread?

No. 1819893

>>1819889
there is a difference it is something about the blades being reversed, I think it is more about allowing you to cut straight and more comfortably

No. 1819902

The sound that some MacBook keyboards make is so nice. Mine is not too loud and has a perfect clacky sound, I love hearing it so it encourages me to diligently work on my projects.

No. 1819905

>>1819893
Can't you just turn them upside down?

No. 1819909

>>1819905
okay, so i'm not the only dumbass here, you're a bigger one than me tho

No. 1819910

>>1819905
kek anon.. they are still right handed even if you turn it upside down. those scissors are just for comfort for kids at primary school idk if they have them in other countries then

No. 1819914

>>1819902
I really enjoy the clacky noise my mechanical keyboard makes, I have the super noisy switches.
>>1819875
I hardly got to use these scissors at school and it would infuriate me because they were meant for me

No. 1819921

Just woke up, gonna
>eat ramen
>play binding of isaac
>draw
Man its good to neet

No. 1819951

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>>1819921
When it's 3am and your mom knocks on your door to tell you to stop finger-banging your keyboard

No. 1819977

>>1819951
I've been staying up this late recently and I feel called out

No. 1819981

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for some reason i cant access neither discord nor twitter, normally i wouldnt care and would consider it a blessing but why did it have to happen when i have a big commission ready to deliver and i can only contact the client through twitter/discord

No. 1820017

Wide nose + long lashes the worst combo if you wear glasses

No. 1820032

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>>>/ot/1820018
>Chinese netizens get mad at anything
Not related to art or anything, but I remembered the Chinese gamer rage kek

No. 1820035

I haven't watched a youtuber in a long time and feel happier for it, they're all genderkweer video essayists or sexual predators now. I'm baffled as to how people form crushes on them. I also realized I actually really hate nerds.

No. 1820037

if elon musk was so smart he’d figure out a way for us to eat normal food in space but him and his little goons can’t do it

No. 1820050

>>1820032
he sounds like a car engine

No. 1820051

i just ate the biggest fattest basket of louisiana rub wingstops

No. 1820087

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Peace up, lolcow down
Kek, (kek)! Okay, (okay)!
Elsie (Elsie, Elsie, Elsie)

Let's go!
Kek, kek, kek, kek, kek, kek!
Kek, kek, kek, kek, kek, kek!
Let's go!

Up in the thread with my nonnies
Tryna get a little fresh milk, keep it down on the /ot/ (/ot/)
'Cause you know how it is (Hey)
I seen a nonnie, she was checkin' on /pt/
From the cows she was tippin' in the thread
You would think she's a newfag (newfag)
I decided to bait (Okay)
Conversation got heavy (Hey)
She had me feelin' like she's ready to blow, oh (a-log, a-log)
She was sayin', "fuck off, tard" (fuck off, tard)
Opened my files and then I posted vore
She said, "fuck this, hell no"
When I got banned, I said

Kek, kek
Nonnie got ass mad, took the bait right from me
Kek, kek
I got so caught up, forgot to change my ip
Kek, kek
Her and the mods are the best of homies
Kek, kek
Next thing I knew, she was up in /meta/ screamin'
BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN
BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN

No. 1820090

this song is very catchy love you lolcor

No. 1820100

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No. 1820134

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To everyone who made additions: I remade it with your additions included, we now have a more complete nonniencyclopedia

No. 1820139

>>1820087
>Next thing I knew, she was up in /meta/ screamin' BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN BAN
it do be like that sometimes

No. 1820141

>>1820032
this game looks like garbage

No. 1820142

>>1820134
the german nonnies actually call each other Nonnen (nuns) or Nonne (nun) when addressing each other directly. so
>thank you, nonnie
would be
>danke, nonne

No. 1820146

>>1820032
i didnt know mr bean had a gaming channel

No. 1820149

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>>1820134
Kek this is my nonnie name list, it’s a little retarded yours is more sophisticated

No. 1820150

>>1819796
>>1819780
me too, it's insanely hypocritical. Like do you see any radfem fans of the Miss Universe beauty pageants?

No. 1820153

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>>1820134
Love it

No. 1820157

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>>1820134
the american one would be Noneigh (pronounced nonny)

No. 1820162

>>1819780
we need to normalize being a manhater without a political agenda

No. 1820163

>>1820134
why is the U.S. nonster and not nonnie

No. 1820168

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There's just something special to procrastinating a stressful next day by shitposting and browsing lolcow. I pray this site won't die out or gets shut down anytime soon.

No. 1820170

>>1819861
June. Not my birth month, but it's warm without being hot and school used to done in this month. Great month for outdoor exercise.

No. 1820173

>>1819863
Nonnie, that's so cute

No. 1820195

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>>1820100
>>1820090
>>1820087
thanks for making my night

No. 1820238

>>1819861
december, i like the weather and the holiday season

No. 1820254

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You was at the club
Bottoms up when I first met you

No. 1820257

>>1820254
why cant men dress like this?

No. 1820264

>>1820254
couldn’t get enough, had to get you straight to my bedroom

No. 1820270

>>1820257
>>1820254
>1 = every guy who jogs
>2 = dude who begs for a vape and wanders beaches
>3 = stuffy old scrote with inflamed prostate
>4 = snobby private school boy
>5 = obnoxious and gossipy gay creative writing major
>6 = average college guy
>7 = cute waiter at fancy restaurant
>8 = doesn't realize that trench coats make him seem autistic

No. 1820272

>>1820270
rolling for school boy or autistic trech coat bear

No. 1820274

>>1820272
fuck i hate vape junkies

No. 1820279

>>1820270
Lady luck be on my side

No. 1820281

>>1820270
Give me the cute ass waiter please, please, please I want the fucking cute waiter.

No. 1820282


No. 1820283

>>1820279
Reroll

No. 1820285

how we all splitting the vape junkie bear, share it on weekends?

No. 1820286

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>>1820281
I guess that's not too bad, guy joggers have sexy legs.

No. 1820289

>>1820286
moids go jog at night dressing like that and expect me not to follow them with my white van and ducktape, whores

No. 1820290

>>1820286
Love when a mans stomach looks like a row of Hawaiian sweet rolls

No. 1820291

>>1820285
The what

No. 1820293

>>1820291
the vape junkie bear

No. 1820294

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>>1820264
She's just like me
Loves drugs hates being sober

No. 1820295

shayna is finally becoming a fun cow to follow, her last row of tweets have been insane

No. 1820296

>>1820294
what are these bears called anon

No. 1820298

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>>1820296
Ralph Lauren's polo teddies! They're so dwippy

No. 1820300

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Is anyone else in AWE at the Vicky shingles thread this month. It feels like a divine gift from the gods

No. 1820307

>>1820300
I don't follow that thread but I just took a look and holy shit lmao thats amazing

No. 1820309

>>1820298
I love these guys so much.

No. 1820311

>>1820300
Bless you for bringing this to our attention, I haven't checked on Vicky in a while. Shes literally insane, I love it. One of the best /pt/ cows imo

No. 1820312

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No. 1820323

i really don’t like how gen alpha tiktok kids are turning shit from like the early 2010’s into new trends. I haven’t listened to TV girl since 2017, why is everyone commenting her name under every single post?? I haven’t listened to the song brutus since like 2015, why is it suddenly playing in every single video? Now I know how people who were actually alive in the 90’s felt when everyone in the early 2010’s was obsessed with the 90s

No. 1820327

>>1820323
zoomie culture is atrocious
>t.zoomie

No. 1820330

>>1820323
Gen alpha? Nona that generation is like 11 at the oldest. I think you’re talking about younger gen z.

Either way does it really matter? The 2010s were only a few years ago.

No. 1820334

>>1820307
>>1820311
I made a comment saying we need another rose window saga and she makes a fake ai boyfriend, posts really bad ai videos of it lipsyncing, and then i say I hope she starts posting edits of them together and she unlocks 'his' account and it's exactly that plus a vid of her tonguing a cosmetology silicone mannequin head with fleeky 2016 eyebrows. I love it so much. No troll could ever match her energy. She's inspired my trolling for so long.

No. 1820343

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is dream a pedo or not? i have no idea whats going on and i cant be arsed to watch his 2 hour video

No. 1820347

>>1820343
He's probably exclusively into teenage girls, yeah

No. 1820351

Literally the only streamers I've seen be honest about pokemanes stupid cookies

No. 1820356

>>1820330
You realize the majority of gen alpha have been on social media since they were like 5, right

No. 1820360

>>1820330
I recall being 11 years old and scrolling tumblr. Stranger things have happened.

No. 1820364

>bald old men
>fatties
>uggos
whats going on with yaoi wtf

No. 1820367

>>1820364
they’re trying to make it realistic i guess

No. 1820369

>>1820367
well that's dumb. that goes against the whole point.

No. 1820371

>>1820364
Gen z retards. young millennials who have shit taste. i am an old fag fujo and I want to go back to the early 2000s BL peak.

No. 1820374

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Markiplier

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>>1820374
no this is

No. 1820379

>>1820364
Girls who fell for the psyop

No. 1820380

>>1820371
yaoi needs to go back to being about prince like anime boys in a boys only boarding school or something like that. Making yaoi about ugly old salary moids was a mistake.

No. 1820383

>>1820380
It's still like that 95% of the time. The uggo likers are just a really loud minority

No. 1820384

>>1820134
Nonnacita

No. 1820385

>>1820383
I hate them and they should feel ashamed. Wanting fat men in BL is a crime.

No. 1820388

>>1820385
Fr. If you want to see fatties and uggos just go outside and look at real men. 2D boys are our only escape in this cruel world

No. 1820391

>>1820383
even in the 2010s we had stuff like sekaiichi hatsukoi that had old pigs on it. It's been going on for a while.

No. 1820393

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>>1820391
We don't talk about sekaiichi hatsukoi or junjou romantica 'round here. It just doesn't exist.

No. 1820394

>>1820388
fatfags are so fucking annoying above having terrible taste. They are always like ''ugh, liking pretty skinny bishies is soooo dull and boriiiing i am so much more interesting for liking fat ugly old men, all of you are anachans for liking attractive skinny men'' if they admitted to being female architects it would be less cringe than their ''refined taste'' larp.

No. 1820396

>>1820393
remeber all the edits of junjou/sekaiichi ukes pasted onto single ladies dancers? good times

No. 1820398

>>1820394
Like they already know we hate fatasses and are going to shit on them for their bad taste yet they still insist on asking "ummm…does anyone else here think chubby boys are just soooo cute?" No bitch, wtf do you expect us to say?

No. 1820400

i hope that do die clark bitch who was always crying about how depressed she was to the camera is dead now

No. 1820401

>>1820398
but anooon if you dont like ugly fat pigs you must be an anachan

No. 1820406


No. 1820412

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>>1820398
To be honest I like to know I am not alone on my cringy shit tastes. I will not deny that it is cringe and I like to imagine many architectural scenarios featuring my husbandos and ships.

No. 1820414

>>1820412
nta but if fatfags or women into ugly men were self aware they wouldnt be so hated

No. 1820416

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just trying to figure out why i didn’t cum anything and came across this shit kek why is this not seen as problematic

No. 1820417

>>1820414
I agree with you. I think it's retarded to deny that being into chubby to fat 2D boys or even weight gain isn't anything but very weird and d/g/enerate but I will also say that it's equally retarded to equate chubby to fat 2D boys to actual overweight IRL moids and those who like the former to liking IRL overweight moids. There is an obvious difference.

No. 1820418

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>>1820416
>vagina havers

No. 1820431

normally i'm constantly finding dumb stuff that i want to buy but the moment someone asks me what i'd like for a gift, i suddenly turn into an ascetic creature who has never felt desire for a worldly item in her life

No. 1820438

>>1820369
Probably got inundated with the criticism that yaoi is just masturbatory fantasy for women (which it is) and tried to put more realism or flaws in order to make it seem less fantasy. Also could be the same reasoning behind coomers digging deeper into degeneracy because their dopamine receptors have been blown out from overstimulation.

No. 1820440

>>1820438
That's impossible. Moids are the ultimate coomers and yuri didnt suffer the same fate. Its been like 30+ years and yuri is still about middle school aged girls kissing.

No. 1820454

dang this chat with the amazon customer service is gettin kinda heated

No. 1820463

I know it's because they are retarded, but why do youtubers always feel the need to stick up their noses in drama? love my fag scott the woz for just posting once every 2 months to share his cats then fucking off back to his slave dungeon to keep making videos for my entertainment, i dont need to know his politics or his opinion on some shitty drama

No. 1820465

>>1820463
It's the only way they can garner attention.

No. 1820484

>>1820416
Name one time you've ever seen something say "penis-havers"

No. 1820487

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>>1820416
I turn into a slip-n-slide at every little horny thought, blessing the rest of you with my wet pussy powers coochie swag umami pussy forever, amen

No. 1820492

>>1820487
I'm always completely dry when I've actually got stuff on my mind and then like an hour or two later, aka when I've already gotten over it and moved on with my life, suddenly a tidal wave shows up and jumpscares me. And I know it's correlated because it ONLY happens after I've spent time thinking about sex, if I haven't been horny all day it never occurs. Does anyone else have this internet explorer type arousal response or is it just me

No. 1820496

>>1820463
money. scottie boy doesn't have the chops to be a drama tuber, he was meant to be eye candy for female autists.

No. 1820497

I lost to my PMS destroying my sleep schedule, and now I'm awake at 4AM. This is great and normal.

No. 1820499

>>1820496
its kinda amazing how he managed to stay drama free for so long. So many moidtubers are such fucking attention whores. I envy scott's gf she stroke gold with a qte rich popular moidtuber that seems charismatic and kind.

No. 1820526

so I accidentally left one earbud in my jeans' pocket and it somehow survived. In fact, it now sounds BETTER than the one that didn't go into the washing machine, so there's probably a lot of filth in the other one. How do I remove that? There's nothing visible on the surface

No. 1820598

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>>1819328
Kek this is so cute. I remember reading the book when I was a kid and being totally amazed when Ghibli announced the movie. I believe Miyazaki said that his niece had read the book and recommended it to him, and after reading it he had his people contact Diana Wynne Jones about it. Imagine how awesome that must have been for her! I don't know if she was involved in the script or not. However, a fun fact is that DWJ was one of a few YA authors in the late 2000s who infamously hung around LiveJournal fandom communities and may have written fanfiction for her own works under a pseudonym!

No. 1820628

>>1820526
>How do I remove that?
Throw it in the washing machine like the other one

No. 1820630

>>1820526
>>1820628
I'd wash it by hand with vodka.

No. 1820635

I've been struggling with my part of the group project today. My cat has an extremely cuddly day today and is not leaving me alone. Luckily we still have a lot of time

No. 1820641

>>1816006
>clogged in a Wonka chocolate pipe
that sounds kinda gay

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>>1820598
> I believe Miyazaki said that his niece had read the book and recommended it to him, and after reading it he had his people contact Diana Wynne Jones about it
That is so cute!! I’ve just ordered the book!

No. 1820743

kidnap the sandy clays throw him in a sack

No. 1820750

>>1820677
I liked the first half of the book, didn't like the second half. Kinda rushed. Same with the movie though, even though they ended very differently.

No. 1820759

if nightmare before christmas is essentially a state full of holidays then where is Hanukkah land because I’ve got a few words to have with someone

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No. 1820773

>>1820765
fucking kek why didn’t this make the final cut! damn you burton

No. 1820801

its really hilarious how moids fervently claim they love kind obedient women when there's billions more examples (anecdotal, famous people, personal) of men going totally goo-goo over women being bitchy. at the very least they get the most ridiculously horndog grin on their face when a woman is mean to them.

No. 1820815

>>1820801
Men want the obedient woman for status and the bitch woman for sex

No. 1820822

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>>1820773
imagine a hanukkahaboo jack skellington it's too much kek
I'm not jewish but I think Hanukkah is one of the minor jewish holidays? so he should be obsessed with Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur maybe

No. 1820824

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was anyone else here anti-male as a kid and never grew out of it ? i was an extremist even then, like i was genuinely known at school to be a violent boy hater even as late as age 13. i couldn't even be seated next to a boy most times without throwing a fit. i would target them too kek but i wasn't a bully i was a huge loser roleplaying ponyfag computer addict etc and got beat up by both sexes. still didn't stop me from chauvinism though. i was a manhating separatist since birth kek i've never had a male friend and i can't even conceptualize it. i briefly tried to be friends with my male classmates in highschool (we had already known eachother for close to a decade by that point in our tiny k-12 otherwise i wouldn't have) and i was so uncomfortable i felt like running away and escaping anytime i hung around them from repulsion, that lasted maybe two weeks. not even scrote focused fictional media interests me and that includes yaoi. i just don't see the appeal if it's male.
everyone thought i would grew out of my "ewww boys and their cooties" phase or puberty induced fear of the opposite sex, but i've honestly gotten even more anti-XY as the years went by, and i don't plan on changing. i wish i could say that i am intentionally doing this as le based feminist praxis but this is just my nature kek. i don't care if it makes me immature, by the looks of it i'm not missing out on anything anyway.

No. 1820831

>>1820801
when I’m mean to my husband he gets all sad and gives me a sad little side eye the way dogs do to their owners

No. 1820842

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saw a really dumb troon post and got so annoyed that i almost quoted it with "i hate trans people" to my kweerio online friends.

No. 1820843

I'm in a group chat with a bunch of men, and it's hilarious to me how sensual their fitness progress photos are. Men will insult women for posting selfies with a lot of cleavage, or even just for wearing a bodycon dress, but their gym photos they send to each other are always so erotic.

The go-to pose I see most often is full length mirror, pants down around their ankles, shirt tugged over to cover their bulge, bashfully looking away from the camera. Like how are you going to send such a slutty picture to your boys and then ever have anything to say about any picture a woman posts.

No. 1820847

>>1820492
I thought I was crazy for noticing this with my own body. I noticed it happens when I'm ovulating as well. doesn't help that I hold my piss back on purpose to get some stimulation on the g spot or womb walls or whatever it is and that makes me wetter and makes the discharge thicker, longer, and harder to clean up.

No. 1820849

>>1820526
Use toothpicks or anything as small and of a material that won't fuck up your earbuds, and rubbing alcohol. That's what I do with mine.

No. 1820852

>>1820773
According to the comments, it's from a show called the critic, and not from the actual movie.

No. 1820854

>>1820843
Save them if they're hot kek. But honestly, I understand where they're coming from. If I had a beautiful body I worked for and I'm proud of I'd take photoshoots of myself 24/7 like the true narcissist I am. But I'm uggo.

No. 1820876

Me: I'm gonna work towards being able to afford a huge apartment with an open floor plan so I can show friends and family that said I would never amount to anything how wrong they were
Also me after seeing some beautiful pictures of tiny cozy homes: Omg want

No. 1820990

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Grab a handful, throw it in some chicken ancho chile soup with leeks. I’m in heaven

No. 1821001

>>1820842
I fight this urge when I open any app and many times I lose

No. 1821008

>>1820990
You put popcorn in soup? One time I was really hungry waiting for my rice to cook so made some popcorn and dipped it in my japanese curry, delicious

No. 1821010

>>1820815
in my experiences and experiences of women i know personally they use the kind obedient women for sex and they want the bitchy one for a life partner. i think it's because they know they need it

>>1820831
mine can't fight the biggest grin on his face. i don't get it, i used to feel bad when i got a little rude but he likes it? even my dad has always told my mom she's cute when she's mad.

No. 1821026

>>1820824
growing up in the early 2000s and overhearing boys talk about girls the disgusting way they do, talk about porn, openly fetishizing some characteristics and having an angry, hormonal older brother in middle school made me very privy to the nature of males. unfortunately my only sibling being my older brother most of my interests were not shared with female friends at my very small school so i was just a huge loner lol. anime and weeb video games were not cool back then.

No. 1821039

>>1821010
Ew you’re with a faggot who likes the idea of getting to be the one who dominated an unruly woman

No. 1821045

>>1820801
it's the fantasy of taming a shrew. The idea of taking a woman who is very closed off and rude and making sweet to you only

No. 1821048

>>1820824
I always hated them because of how violent they were and how almost all my bullies as a kid were boys. Not even going to talk about my male relatives being braindead or violent. To this day I don't feel safe being alone in a room with a guy.

No. 1821055

anyone playing the new house flipper? good shit

No. 1821146

my nose is so nasty and snotty and i’m not even sick. it’s just because i’m outside in the cold! it makes my nose feel wetter

No. 1821153

I love history and royal families, I loved learning about the royal family during primary school, even other euro royal families are so interesting to look back on, like the family trees. Even like South Korea's and other asian royal families too. No wonder burgers love to bring up the fact they are anything but American but America has no history

No. 1821155

>>1821153
>No wonder burgers love to bring up the fact they are anything but American but America has no history
what are you talking about have you ever opened a history book? america didnt just spawn on planet earth with a mcdonalds and a wallmart.

No. 1821157

>>1821155
I think anon means lacking an extensive history because America as we know it (colonized) is relatively new.

No. 1821158

>>1821155
But that IS how America came inti existence, nonna. Our children are baptized in McDonald's nuggies, and Walmart is where we take our sons to get circumcized for 15% off after Thanksgiving.

No. 1821162

>>1821158
Be careful They may believe you.

No. 1821164

>>1821157
this is actually what I mean anon, thank you kek

No. 1821166

I'm not too into stand up comedy, but I'll always stop to watch a Bernie Mac video.
Side note, but does anyone else sometimes feel a little crack when squeezing their vagina? It happens randomly, I always wonder what it is that's causing that.

No. 1821169

>>1821157
Anon needs to open a book, America has a shit ton of history and culture. The civil war alone is extremely interesting. I am not even from the USA, i am just tired of the slander from eurofags whose only cultural achivement is mr blobbly.

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>>1821162
AYRT but now that I mentioned circumcision, I just remembered that there are adult males who willingly get circumcized. Fucking KEK, imagine willingly getting your dick botched into a traumatized hotdog because you bought into the meme that it's more "pleasing to look at" or "cleaner". Males are irredeemably retarded, I'm gonna be kekking all day for this

No. 1821173

>>1821169
kek ok anon

No. 1821177

>>1821166
I am so scared what does this mean. And what do you mean squeezing your pussy, like with your hands?? What????

No. 1821180

>>1821177
Like a kegel, anon

No. 1821182

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>>1821173
Britbongs are also terrible at art. America managed to shit out so many great artists in such a short span of time. Britards can only paint ugly fat tard looking babies and ugly old royalty.

No. 1821183

>>1821169
>mr blobbly
What is that

No. 1821186

>>1821182
why are you upset anon?

No. 1821189

>>1821182
I can't think of one American iconic artists (other than Andy Warhol), only European ones

No. 1821190

>>1821183
just britain's greatest cultural gift to the world
>>1821186
because you need to open a book

No. 1821193

>>1821189
>andy warhol
anon pls open a history book jesus christ. Leyendecker alone mogs any Eurotard's homoerotic yaoi bible fanart.

No. 1821194

>>1821182
britbongs have some of the best musical artists in the world, and that is a statistic/fact, not a matter of opinion

No. 1821195

>>1821193
He was born in Germany, and his family is German, so he is more German than American. His surname tells you that

No. 1821196

>>1821194
like who, one direction, the woman beaters? lmfao i will take my junkie hippie queen janis joplin over those fags any day

No. 1821197

>>1821196
anon I'm sorry but it is a fact

No. 1821198

>>1821194
The Beatles is unbelievably overrated and boring as fucking hell. Even Nirvana is more intriguing, and Nirvana is a basic bitch band.

No. 1821200

>>1821189
Tbh just because you can't name them doesn't mean they didn't exist. If anything you're saying you're not well educated on Western/North-American art history.

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No. 1821204

>>1821202
That is no president of mine

No. 1821205

>>1821195
are you retarded? he worked for american publications and advertisers and died in the USA. cope and seethe.
>>1821197
name a good british band that isnt pink floyd

No. 1821208

>>1821205
my uncle moved to America and works for an American company and that doesn't make him American. cope and seethe harder

No. 1821209

>>1821198
British singers also sound like they are choking on cock. Their mens must also be heinous considering they were wetting their panties over rothschild looking moids.

No. 1821211

>>1821198
I don't care about the Beatles but they are probably the most influential music artist in the world kek but you are entitled to your opinion

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>>1821209
>choking on cock
That's their real talent.

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>>1821208
you are salty britbong artists can only draw heinous fat ugly babies and are trying to do mental gymnastics to claim leyendecker, kek, sad. There are like 10 other amazing American artists anyways if he isnt american to you.

No. 1821216

>>1821182
millais, turner, charlotte wyllie, adelaide claxton, horatio couldery, constable, i could go on… i agree that america has had many great artists but denying the wealth of great british artists is ignorant

No. 1821217

>>1821195
>>1821208
Nta but he moved to America when he was 8

No. 1821219

>>1821215
watch your blood pressure anon

No. 1821220

>>1821216
yeah and they all draw fat ugly babies and ugly royalty with shit colors. American illustrators like Leyendecker are still influencing artists to this day, literally no one but historians care about those artists because they cant stand on skill alone, they suck.

No. 1821221

>>1821211
>most influencal in the world
Only boomers, bongs, and asian pickmes like their sleepy music, like hell it is.

No. 1821222

>>1821221
NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9

No. 1821223

>>1821220
can you at least come up with something else to say if you're going to bait this hard. it would be funny if you did try to make yourself sound a bit intelligent

No. 1821225

>>1821205
radiohead, the cure, depeche mode
i just know you're gonna call me a faggot but its ok

No. 1821226

>>1821223
>bait
anon you are the one that cant name a single good british artist

No. 1821227

>>1821198
I like The Shangri-Las and The Ronettes better.

No. 1821228

>>1821221
it is though, I'm sorry
>>1821220
anon you sound SO retarded I am not even sure what to reply

No. 1821229

>>1821226
leyendecker this leyendecker that his art looks like something a faggy disco elysium fan would muster up in an hour

No. 1821232

>>1821226
you can only name one American artist and he was born in Germany

No. 1821233

>>1821205
Like most classic rock artists were British

No. 1821234

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>>1821228
>anon you sound SO retarded I am not even sure what to reply
i am sorry no one likes your ugly britbong artists. Only time i have seen someone inspired by millais is that tranny who did the furry lesbian comic

No. 1821235

>>1821232
i have been posting several artists but you are so uncultured you dont even know who they are

No. 1821237

>>1821235
a burger can't call someone uncultured

No. 1821238

>>1821225
She said good.

No. 1821239

>>1821229
Spoken like a true retard that has never drawn in their life.

No. 1821240

>>1821237
i am not a burger, i just like American art because euroshit is always so ugly

No. 1821241

>>1821234
ok it actually is funny that you called the other anon uncultured but claim to be blind to millais' influence besides a tranny's art. good job

No. 1821242

>>1821232
Why does it matter where he was born if he was raised in America? I doubt Germans consider anyone who moved to America as a young child German

No. 1821243

Who cares about (historic) culture though kek, I'm from a country with many great classical artists, composers and architecture and shit and I'm not going through my day feeling blessed because people before me made some neat things.

I also think saying the US has no culture is basically admitting you view their culture as the default, subconciously or not. Which isn't surprising considering how widespread their media influence is.

No. 1821244

>>1821241
whats his influence? he's butt ugly kek people only care about him nowadays because of Ophelia. He doesnt even have an artbook because no artist gives a shit about him on an inspiration level.

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>>1821228
>it is
nah, like I said only bongs, boomers, and asian pickmes who want John Lennon care about The Beatles. What even did they inspire? How can anyone say they truly inspired anything if IIRC they got their flow from pre and already existing artists at the time? I feel like most of their hype is just because people wanted to fuck John, and even then he was average borderline uggo. He gets an award for having the most British face of all time, so good for him I guess.

No. 1821246

>>1821205
Nta but The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Smiths and Siouxsie and The Banshees are good bands.

No. 1821247

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this thread right now

No. 1821248

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>>1821153
>>1821153
Look what you’ve started. jk those anons in vent thread were right, I’ve seen other oldfags complain for years that this place has changed but this is the first time I’ve really felt it (I will probably never leave tho)

No. 1821249

>>1821246
I only agree with Siouxsie and The Banshees. The rest are terrible, shame on you.

No. 1821250

>>1821215
>>1821220
whoever this retard is, I think you need to go to bed

No. 1821251

>>1821245
I'm calling it, anons are going to start claiming John Lennon was attractive

No. 1821254

>>1821251
>start
Haven't you been to /g/?

No. 1821256

Stop sucking the cocks of britbongs if you dont want to be proven wrong. They suck at art and music. Go listen to one direction or the wife beaters while you eat your beans, i am going to keep listening to The carpenters while i eat a nice slice of apple pie

No. 1821257

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it's actually really funny that this conversation is happening while the john william waterhouse banner looms over it for me

No. 1821258

>>1821251
he wasn't and he was an awful person but anons who refuse to acknowledge the fact that the Beatles are one of, if not, the most influential artists of all time are stupid

No. 1821259

>>1821256
You're right nonna. Why should anyone take art advice from a bong if they can't even say "artist" without making it sound like "autist".

No. 1821260

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>>1821256
BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART
THE MORE YOU FART THE BETTER YOU FEEL
SO EAT YOUR BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL

No. 1821262

>>1821256
don't make your apple pie soggy with your tears

No. 1821263

>>1821256
>>1821259
I bet this is the same anon

No. 1821264

>>1821262
tears of laughter at seeing seething bongs try to claim leyendecker isnt america and only being able to give ugly potrait artists with baby green shit colors as example of ''good'' artists kek

No. 1821266

>>1821258
Weren't The Beatles heavily influenced by AMERICAN pop, and AMERICAN rock and roll? So if it weren't for Americans the britbongs wouldn't even have their most historically famous band. Americans 1, britbongs 0.

No. 1821268

Both sides should post some pics from American/British artists and let us compare, only one pic of Leyendeckers art was posted and no one else.

No. 1821270

>>1820843
Post an example???

No. 1821271

>>1821264
I'm sorry I can't tell if you are trying to bait me because you sound so retarded

No. 1821272

>>1821205
Kate Bush
Lene Lovich
Spice Girls
Annie Lennox

No. 1821273

>>1821264
>portrait artists
>turner
>constable
inb4 "yeah and they both painted ugly fat babies and ugly royalty and shitty green water"

No. 1821274

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>>1821268
>only one pic of Leyendeckers art was posted and no one else
anons need to open a book jesus fucking christ i havent been posting leyendecker's art.

No. 1821277

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Try this on for size, fuckers

No. 1821278

>>1821273
>inb4 "yeah and they both painted ugly fat babies and ugly royalty and shitty green water"
you said it, not me. Art was so fucking ugly before Americans reinvented the well and started painting with more interesting colors and compositions. Even american potrait artists like sargent are miles more interesting than britbong potraits.

No. 1821279

>>1821278
god burgers can be so exhausting

No. 1821280

>>1821274
Well ex-fucking-cuse me, I didn't look very close and mistook >>1821182

No. 1821281

>>1821278
can you please for fucking once spell portrait correctly i don't give a shit what else you say anymore just spell it correctly i'm begging you

No. 1821282

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>>1821280
that doesnt even look like leyendecker's art, anon.

No. 1821283


No. 1821284

>>1821277
The woman looks like Sarah Jessica Parker

No. 1821285


No. 1821286

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One of my favorites

No. 1821287

It's kinda funny how you all just decided to zoom in on one tiny aspect of culture

No. 1821289

>>1821287
elaborate nonners

No. 1821290

>>1821287
>art
>tiny

No. 1821291

>>1821193
Nta but can you recommend some books?

No. 1821292

>>1821282
It does to me. But anyway, I didn't claim to know about art, I just wanted more pics to be posted.

No. 1821293

File: 1703110334663.jpeg (439.84 KB, 1536x864, 024940294.jpeg)

Ophelia. Based on Ophelia from Hamlet.

No. 1821294

>>1821289
Let's not give them more material to infight about kek

No. 1821296

>>1821286
why is that your favourite? are you an 80 year old scrote?

No. 1821297

>>1821293
>be artist
>die
>art gets used to make a banner of a fat diaper wearing whore in an autism support forum
i cant remember if the banner was for shayna, margo or another cow but i am not reloading the page until i see it

No. 1821299

>>1821290
Tiny was perhaps the wrong wording but it definitely is only one of many, many aspects of culture.

No. 1821300

>>1821296
The fuck

No. 1821301

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No. 1821302

>>1821287
What culture can two salmonella-ridden pea brains have besides their ugly art and shitty music?

No. 1821303

>>1821299
for the time period art was really important

No. 1821304

>>1821293
art based on Shakespeare plays is always so ethereal

No. 1821305


No. 1821306

>>1821249
>joy division
>terrible
are you that anon who posted about having wax stuck in her ears

No. 1821307

>>1821304
dont you mean urethal? because it looks like its piss stained

No. 1821308

>>1821305
You'd just have to see the painting in person to understand, I guess

No. 1821309

>>1821297
list those book recs

No. 1821310

>>1821307
scrote-tier reply

No. 1821311

>>1821308
nta but i hate when you fags accuse women of being scrotes for liking anything that isnt sparkly bratz divine feminine memes and shoujo art

No. 1821313

>>1821308
cop-out kek. it's funny because i could tell you about how mesmerising turner's art is in person and you'd just reee

No. 1821314

>>1821309
buy the artbooks, although maed schaffer's and dean cornwells are over 100 usd now, so good luck

No. 1821317

Obviously the most consistent cultural aspect in British society is claiming first and second generation citizens as "examples of cute brits" when the nation is catching heat for being an island full of ugly moids.

No. 1821318

>best br*tish band
>is named america

No. 1821320

>>1821313
Why do you think I'd ree? And how is it a cop-out? The real painting is very huge and it's a painting of a real, early clinic. Those are medical students witnessing a surgery.

No. 1821323

>>1821319
i am not from the usa. I am from America though, because it's a continent not a country, retard.

No. 1821324

this all started when a burger got triggered by an anon saying America has no interesting history KEK

No. 1821325

>>1821320
wow it's based on a real thing? no way. you've convinced me anon, it's one of my favourites too now

No. 1821327

>>1821324
>>1821323
also she did say ''america has no history''

No. 1821329

>>1821325
You are a very negative person

No. 1821332

is margaret tatcher a girlboss?

No. 1821333

>>1821327
Europeans say America has no history, when European history is just starting wars, losing wars, and inventing things just to start more wars kek.

No. 1821335

>>1821325
why are you like this. what is wrong with you

No. 1821336

>>1821329
i've been chuckling a lot during this whole exchange anon. i think it's a nice painting too and it probably does look very nice irl. it's just a bit of banter

No. 1821339

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>>1821336
Oh hehe

No. 1821343

>>1821339
i was so pissed off when they added a white puffle even though they said, in lore, they cannot exist because they would just dissapear in the snow

No. 1821346

>>1821343
Maybe that's why it took so long to discover them? I really don't like the rainbow puffle. That started the true downfall of Club Penguin. Don't even get me started on the weird other puffles.

No. 1821353

>>1821343
this plus it wasn't even properly white. it was like off white, almost cream

No. 1821354

>>1821318
omg magic, time to get high, thanks nonna. weren’t all these fellas american army brats, would that make them an american band even though they formed in london? i am confusion

No. 1821356

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>>1821346
wtf is this anon did they have a crossover with doom i am missing? they look like cacodemons

No. 1821358

>>1821356
I know, it's so bad! Puffles are already their own species, they don't need to resemble anything else. The triceratops puffles are so fucking ugly and scary

No. 1821360

>>1821354
that would explain why none of them are vomit inducing to look at

No. 1821362

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>>1821354
samefag thank you America for providing the music for my favorite movie ever, what an odd choice I still am dying to know how they got involved with this

No. 1821363

>>1821362
now i wanna watch this movie what was it called

No. 1821367

>>1821363
The Last Unicorn!!

No. 1821370

>>1821362
this film is so beautiful, i wish i had seen it as a kid. it's hard to find others like it too

No. 1821376

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>>1821370
i miss the old fantasy look

No. 1821382

i love you ladies so much

No. 1821392

>>1821382
i love you too ♥

No. 1821394

So…NO ONE has ever had their vagina crack while kegeling? I'm the only one?

No. 1821401

The tiny echo chamber vacuums that grow on Tumblr absolutely has the power to severely stunt growth. How are you in your mid 20s still talking like a 16 year old on Tumblr seeking validation from strangers and desperately trying to frame things in a way that makes them give you overbearing compliments. Just overarching for what. What a disgusting type of personality kek.

No. 1821406

>>1821245
He deserved getting shot.

No. 1821408

>>1821394
Not kegels but if I stretch my back out real good while laying down my pussy feels like KRRRRRK

No. 1821414

>>1821406
One less British moid is always better.

No. 1821429

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Do u guys see him

No. 1821437

dream and shane dawson being the exact same guy in different eras is interesting

No. 1821439

>>1821437
It's ALWAYS men who were super fat as kids and then lose a lot of weight. always. I know a man JUST like that and he deserves euthanasia. They're the most cringe people alive.

No. 1821445

>>1821439
man what is it with ex-fat moids, why are they all insane egomaniac black holes

No. 1821449

>>1821439
there is a contestant in a weight losing program i used to watch that looks exactly like shane too, even down to his greasy face

No. 1821452

>>1821429
oh shit not til I enlarged the pic

No. 1821454

I absolutely fucking love and can never get enough of deep fried sushi rolls. I don’t care if that’s some fat lazy american shit

No. 1821459

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>>1821454
I like any sushi, even the uncooked ones because it taught me to love raw meat.

No. 1821460

>>1821459
Me too I especially love tuna and salmons, they’re always perfect

No. 1821475

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What the fuck is this shit

No. 1821479

>>1821475
i hate femboys being a thing

No. 1821481

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>>1821475
>femboy furry faggot roblox toy
KEK GEN ALPHA IS SCREWED

No. 1821495

>>1821475
wtf is this? is this some faggot streamer's persona or something?

No. 1821496

>>1821460
Tuna and Salmon are my favorite. so freakin good

No. 1821498

>>1821479
Same. shit is so degenerate. What happened to cute goth boys and androgynous ones?

No. 1821504

>>1821498
they appealed to women and moid sexuality revolves around cattering to moid's tastes, but doing it for girls is ''gay''. I dont get men.

No. 1821514

File: 1703119908445.png (1.27 MB, 1080x1103, 1000011793.png)

>80s: ADORABLE love it so charming
>91: never seen it before. Alright I guess
>03: UM CUTE + NOSTALGIA BONUS
>05: oh…that shade of pink is awful
>07: cute i have no problem with this one
>09: she's cute love the callback striped tights
>17: literally go to hell die and go to hell

No. 1821517

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Imagine being a woman and using pussified as an insult. Couldn’t be me!

No. 1821518

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>>1821514
You forgot the original Strawberry Shortcake: the 70s baby.

No. 1821521

>>1821518
this makes me sad, it's so innocent and cute I hate how porny everything is these days. Indulging male sexuality is literally destroying society

No. 1821522

>>1821514
91 is my favorite, she looks like a lil ragamuffin. 09 is too bratz bodied for me. 05 is truly awful.

No. 1821523

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>>1821514
There's a trans episode in the reboot apparently. Kms

No. 1821524

>>1821523
but why

No. 1821530

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>>1821523
I dont know why, but I feel like Strawberry Shortcake would be one of those people who don't support transgender BS because she just can't understand it. She'd be one of those "innocent bigots".

No. 1821534

>>1821530
>what do you mean you are a woman because you like pink
>boys can like pink too!
yeah i can see it, lol

No. 1821536

>>1821514
Everything really did go south once we hit the 2010s…

No. 1821538

>>1821514
3D is so soulless. I have never seen a 3D character with even half the charm of a 2D one

No. 1821542

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I don't like da big areolas (I have them) but tbh da little areolas are kind of weird looking too. Perhaps it's not the size of the areola but the areola itself.

No. 1821543

>>1821538
i used to share the sentiment but i am really liking the new approach to 3D thanks to spiderverse, the bad guys and puss in boots 2

No. 1821545

>>1821542
Women hate everything about themselves and other women. So shocking

No. 1821547

>>1821543
Those were good but they also incorporated elements of 2D into their style and are just a drop in the bucket. Majority of 3D literally looks like corporate artstyle crap

No. 1821548

>>1821545
I don't hate them anon kek. It's not like I'm going around telling other women their boobs are weird. If it makes you feel better, I think men's areolas usually look really bad no matter what size they are. Especially if they have moobs.

No. 1821549

>>1821547
I really like the look of y2k 3D though. Stuff like jet set radio and chop socky chops

No. 1821552

>>1821548
I do not understand the appeal of moobs to the freaks who like them. Men gave it on easy mode to lose weight. If a man is so fat that his chest gains weight and sags like they're breasts, that's a sign that he fucking failed his body.

No. 1821553

>>1821549
This is awful they look like sausages

No. 1821554

>>1821548
Samefag, but I will say women with small areolas are lucky because they don't have to worry about nip slips when not wearing a bra.

No. 1821555

>>1821553
i like them, they remind me of vinyl toys.

No. 1821563

>>1821475
Wtf is that. They’d ban a pregnant barbie in the 2000s but this and those lol baby dolls with clear fetish undertones are fine?

No. 1821574

>>1820677
those socks

No. 1821576

File: 1703123332076.webm (4.43 MB, 360x536, 1000012764.webm)

The most howl-triggering noise for dogs.

No. 1821580

>>1821576
So stunning and brave!

No. 1821588

>>1821227
oh no
oh no
oh no no no no no

No. 1821600


No. 1821614

>>1821190
how did they put blobby in those iconic music videos? everyone looks just as they did

No. 1821617

>>1821376
i love the old look too everything is so fugly nowawadays

No. 1821620

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>>1821190
>mr.blobby
I'll take that over whatever the fuck picrel is even supposed to be. British people have a bad habit of creating horrible things.

No. 1821623

>>1821620
whats wrong with br*tish ''people''

No. 1821631

>>1821620
what even is that thing?

No. 1821661

>>1821631
It's Mr. Noseybonk, a character in an educational television programme for children. The BBC has a history of creating terrifying characters for children which considering that the BBC is full of paedos, shouldn't surprise anyone.

No. 1821665

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>>1821661
>The BBC has a history of creating terrifying characters for children
As if british faces never did a good enough job

No. 1821671

you’re 8 years old and you have a beard!

No. 1821688

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>>1821514
i didn't know about 2017… at least I also hadn't seen the oldest ones before and those are really cute
reminds me of picrel (they made frankie a they/them too)
>>1821563
>lol baby dolls
These freak me out so much but I always felt like I was the only one. I understand that a lot of dolls have more grown-up clothing/makeup and it's just meant as fun flashy fashion and because girls like to think about being an older cool girl, but these look like actual babies and there's the whole thing with them having weird elaborate lingerie hidden on the dolls' bodies? Idk just always had a bad feeling about them they don't feel cute or wholesome

No. 1821692

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I love her

No. 1821696

hemmorhoid flare up might throw myself off a bridge. I work at my retail job on the days leading up to christmas and i might call off so I don’t make it worse. I did my black tea bag and have been laying down for like 2 hours ugh

No. 1821704

What's with all the retarded ott suicide baiting lately

No. 1821705

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No. 1821710

>>1821688
>and there's the whole thing with them having weird elaborate lingerie hidden on the dolls' bodies?
yep, when you put them in water. the male dolls also have dicks

No. 1821718

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i don't feel like posting the photos but you can find it on google or any other image search

No. 1821719

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>>1821710
>the male dolls have penises
I thought you were joking but I checked Google and…you're kind of right? I mean the nudge between the dolls' legs is more pronounced than the spaces between girl dolls' legs, from what I remember. It DOES look like it has a little penis.

No. 1821721

>>1821719
Samefag, never mind the conversation is about BABY dolls. I thought we were still talking about Monster High

No. 1821729

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>>1821719
>>1821721
yeah i meant stuff like this

No. 1821731

>>1821729
Oh god, that is disturbing. I get that it's supposed to be a boy, but…does it HAVE to have a penis?



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