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No. 1797627

You're about to get doxed on lolcow.farm. Your social media profiles are archived along with affidavits of former friends. You can't stop it from happening, you can only prepare yourself. What are your next steps?

Mine would be

>DFE just in case they didn't find everything

>remake all social media with different names
>make vague posts referring to getting stalked by some schizo and fake some unhinged DMs and point out the importance of not giving stalkers any sort of attention
>hold my breath, wait for my thread to drop and hope none of my irls find it ever and if they do hopefully just feel bad for me


Bonus points: your post history and/or sockpuppets/alts will be outed

No. 1797629

i have never used social media and i dont have friends

No. 1797631

All my friends know what I think deep down and I have no life to ruin. I also don’t have any social media accounts anyway.

No. 1797635

This isnt even a real scenario that would happen unless you were a horrible freak.
>affidavits
Did you molest a kid or something

No. 1797637

>mods delete/lock my thread cause it's painfully boring

No. 1797647

>>1797637
Same. They'd be like literally who? Except you could say that about mystery too.. oh noo

No. 1797654

DFE, change phone number, move

No. 1797671

I know someone severely mentally ill who threatens to doxx me online every once in a while and aside from how unhinged and stupid it is (I have barely even spoken to her, she doesn't even have a vendetta against me and only pulls this stunt to try to blackmail someone I know), it's utterly pointless because nobody would even care. I have no social media and all she'd be able to post is a basic list of "this is nona anon, she's from [city], she is [age], etc.," whatever unsourced capless claims she makes up, and maybe some creepshots she sneaks of me. Idk where she'd even post it, but I can't think of any place where it wouldn't just reflect badly on her as a psycho going after a random woman.

No. 1797679

>>1797627
can the ordinary citizen ask for entries to be de-indexed off google? Maybe I'd try that after dfe and changing my phone number. I wouldn't remake my social media because if I was getting a thread, I'm probably not fit to handle having any(but when has a cow ever had that much self awareness lol). Any social media I'd make would be private and only handed out to people I knew irl

No. 1797681

Idgaf about being employable. My non-existant reputation means nothing to me. The cringiest thing I ever did was make fake Facebook friends over a decade ago to not look like a loser. I haven't posted anything online under my name since those days. I'm not worried about my anonymous/sockpuppet posts either, I think it would be fun to see them all together (there must be thousands across here and other imageboards/forums). If anything I think it would be nice for nonnies to nitpick my looks because I'd be more motivated to improve them.

No. 1797688

Also: if you ever get doxed or canceled, do not apologize. These people will take it as capitulation.

No. 1797689

>The thread would be old pics of how I used to do my “baddie era” makeup

No. 1797690

This thread is garbage because most posters don't do anything that warrants this, this is only a nightmare if you're texting minors or hurting people. You'd have to be a real horrorcow.

No. 1797694

I have done nothing wrong and I have no social media or friends. Bring it on I will wait at the door with my pussy out

No. 1797706

>>1797694
oh lord please don’t

No. 1797709

I don't post on social media except tumblr, but i barely have any followers and i don't really care about the ones who do follow me. Maybe i'd make an unhinged post about doubling down on being a terf which would be insane because i follow a tif because she shares a lot of my interests and barely mentions being a troon so i can ignore it. I don't have irl friends and the ones i did have don't give a shit about me and are normies. That only leaves my discord friends who tbh would probably take my side, so i will be good.

No. 1797712

>>1797694
Kek same nonna. I wouldnt give a shit. In 10 secs the internet would move on anyways

No. 1797727

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I’d probably be so stressed and it would cause such a bad episode I’d hang myself, I already have rope tied in a slipknot hidden away and a spot in mind but being doxxed to that extent is not really something I imagine ever happening. I worry about other things happening far more, being doxxed and the subsequent mental episode it would cause is near the bottom of my list. I don’t really think I’ve ever done anything that terrible, but having a spotlight shone on me and being able to read all my posts in one place would be so shameful to me personally I wouldn’t be able to deal with what an unhinged BPD chan I’ve been in the past and I’d feel there was no chance to ever redeem myself.

No. 1797750

I've already deleted a lot of my internet presence and my IRL details wouldn't mean much to anyone. My internet history has enough mental illness to get a couple keks but farmers would make fun of anyone so I'd try not to take it personally.
I'd probably just hide in shame for a little while until I get over it.

No. 1797757

I deleted most social media accounts a good while ago and there’s only one platform I really use anymore and I don’t really post anything spicy. Most farmers would probably not give a shit about me. I’m just not that interesting.

I definitely could have been cow material when I was in my 20s though. But if anyone goes to the trouble of digging stale milk up from like 3 or 4 years ago that’s them being the weirdo.
Also most people I know irl would probably not be surprised by many of my takes here on lolcow, kek.

No. 1797760

I am a very boring normie and jannies would lock down the thread as being an obvious vendetta post kek. I have nothing to worry about

No. 1797775

My cow behaviors are things only I would know so in the long run it wouldn’t really matter. I’d nuke everything though just to be safe.

No. 1797796

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Anything someone might consider shameful hasn’t been posted online and all my social media has been either shut down or wiped clean for years. I’ll be cancelled by the terminally online but no one irl who knows me would even find out or care. I’m the weird friend anyway I don’t think any of my “secrets” would be a shock kek

No. 1797797

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>>1797627
I let it happen in all its glory and without interfering. Every challenge live throws at me is a chance to grow.

No. 1797798

>>1797688
This is the most inportant one. I’ve seen stuff die down so many times when the accused just stays silent

No. 1797803

>>1797727
nonnie just walk away from the screen, what the fuck. What a retarded reason to hang yourself

No. 1797805

>>1797797
Samefag but I also wouldn't delete or change my socials (if I had any) or stop posting on lolcow, I'd just ban evade and continue as usual kek.

No. 1797815

>>1797797
ignoring is always better than denying kek, everyone will eventually forget if you never give them another statement to work off of

No. 1797817

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Nothing because I'm boring and the internet is not real life kek But if anything thing I'd just delete stuff and start over. I never post my face online ever anyways.

No. 1797818

>>1797796
kek didn’t say what I’d do. I would correct the doxxer on any information they fucked up or missed, I hate when people post milk and fuck up easy to find information.

No. 1797820

lolcow is part of the reason why I don't really use social media in general. I love this place but the idea of someone thinking I'm cowish makes me feel queasy. Idk, I'm just very self-conscious about my behavior because I'm retarded irl and I tend to be pretty awkward while talking and such, so it wouldn't be a surprise to me if I were to become someone's personal lolcow irl if I went outside more often.
And I'm honestly glad I don't do so, or that I don't usually need to talk to people.
I also know that you may think "but anon, if you don't ever leave your house, how are you not permanently online and oversharing every single thought in your brain like the average twitterfag???" I honestly have so much to do at home that I don't have any time to post retarded shit online.
Hell, to me, Instagram is just a catalogue of stuff I check out, I haven't posted shit in there since 2020 kek, and my Twitter is mostly retweets of TERF stuff, anti-tranny shit, cute shit,cute animals and hot anime men, and I don't check it out often because Twitter is boring most of the times.
I also never interact with cows or with people at all, if anyone thought that my accounts on social media are just bots, I wouldn't even get mad.
But if for some reason someone made a thread about me in here, jannies would lock it because the milk would be more like a very vintage matured cheese, boring because I literally never talk to people and everyone would think it's just a vendetta. I would just keep on being inactive and maybe I would even have a reason to delete the remaining social media accounts I have, which I also have privated except for Twitter because I only retweet what I care about.

No. 1797844

Ok nonna what did you do…After a while anons would probably just forget about you and assume you have no more milk. Fan favorites like Nemu have been left alone, when you dry up and are hard to find people will just move on.

Personally I worry more about men. They will have no problem with posting women he personally knows onto their own forums or big sites to rate her or make deepfake porn of her. They have no problem snapping candid pictures of women in public and uploading it online. They'll use facial recognition sites to find more images of you. They do this shit to their own family or girlfriends. I would rather be laughed at online because I did something weird than have my image and name traded around sick men when I did nothing besides be a woman. And that doesn't include the things they will do with your image, they do much more disgusting shit than just look at it and jerk off to your exposed ankles. Think of how niche a place like this really is, what else is there but KF, someone making a Twitter or Tumblr callout? Compare that with the endless amount of sick disgusting porn sites which don't care about what content is on their sites and how much this happens on regular social media sites like Reddit.

Also who knows this site could be next in some campaign like the one to shut down KF because some tranny gets mad at it. That's happening to the sharty right now I think, ands troons are notorious for trying to silence and deplatform any opposition or archiving of their behaviour.

No. 1797889

I genuinely believe if I became a lolcow nonnies would love me and think I was hot. They'd criticise my toxic behaviour of course but I’d be a sexy car crash they couldn’t look away from. Endearing. Legendary. This is my honest belief. I am beautiful in a unique way, charming, mentally ill, i ooze sex appeal and I’m based as hell. You guys couldn’t handle me I promise you that. The amount of jealousy and seethe I would invoke could fuel this site for millennia.

No. 1797897

>>1797889
This absolute BPD fantasy

No. 1797899

>>1797889
I believe you let me worship you

No. 1797902

>>1797889
You sound annoying as shit but I kind of want to have sex with you. So you might be right.

No. 1797904

>>1797889
honestly I think this is what Shayna thinks of herself

No. 1797959

>>1797627
There would be nothing to find because I don't use social media. Even if someone did manage to associate my online posts with me directly, there would be no consequences because everyone I know IRL already knows that I'm a "TERF".

No. 1798085

>>1797889
kekkk nona, i love this

No. 1798675

Oh no, my Furaffinity accounts

No. 1798680

>>1797889
I hope your bovine career takes off someday. I'm rooting for you nonny

No. 1798694

All I have on my accounts is yaoi so good luck

No. 1802392

I wouldn't give a shit, I don't post anything that I'm ashamed of.

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No. 1811747

Let the tabloids gossip… Such is the price of Fame and fortune.

No. 2030481

I pray everyday this website makes me famous

No. 2030494

>Have no online presence aside from my post history
>Former friends never even remembered my last name
>Have no irl reputation as is
I’m not even interesting enough to be a personalityfag here

No. 2030518

People could use my discord/Kik thot era in which I would ERP with moids and other women because I was bored, but I barely showed my face so it would be hard to know it's me, plus I changed my name in the apps all of the time because I was already paranoid.
The milk is so old that it's not even interesting anymore.
Plus the only cowish thing I've done recently (a few months ago) was posting radfem and anti-porn shit in porn servers that I joined because some moid added me to it, because I was ERPing with him and basically simping for his ex-wife (they broke up after a while, she left the servers) like everyone else in the servers.
Otherwise I've been so inactive, I even deleted all of my Instagram posts and I don't know what to do with it because I don't really enjoy posting my life for others to see, plus it's not like anyone even cares, so I don't see the point anymore.

No. 2030525

A few days ago I had a nightmare where someone made a thread about me on /snow/, well no, actually there were two. The first one was a super low effort vendetta thread: almost no summary (1 short sentence), no social media links, a regular picture of myself as OP. It got redtexted before anyone even replied. The second one was almost as low effort as the first, the threadpic was a composition of several things including a picture of 15 year old me, but the summary was a huge wall of text that consisted of 100% nitpicks, I only remeber this one she's so ugly she looks like Michael Cera KEK That one thread had some replies, basically more people talking shit about me. I was also doxxed and it was revealed I was a semi-active poster on the farms as well. I even dreamed of waking up after the dream and checking my phone several times to confirm that the thread actually existed, that it wasn't a dream, although I was still dreaming all that shit. So when I actually woke up I almost had a heart attack. I don't understand why did I dream that, my life is boring as shit, I don't have any social media and I literally have one friend irl so doing some damage control would be easy peasy.

No. 2030608

tbqh…there is nothing you can do to me that i have not already done to myself

No. 2030752

>You're about to get doxed on lolcow.farm.
damn what did I even do?? I don't think I'm dox-worthy. it has to be some personal vendetta no one would care about. my thread would get one reply saying "who?", a "shit thread" redtext and get locked

if my kiwifarms profile ends up being connected to my real identity I'm killing myself out of shame, not for my views but for how spergy I act on there

No. 2030763

I don't have social media

No. 2030770

>>2030752
>using kiwifarms with your main e-mail
First mistake.
>using kiwifarms at all
Worst mistake.

No. 2030772

I have very common name and I never use my current address irl even so you're probably looking at our rental childhood home lol. I guess I could still get cooked online but it's not like I don't dunk on moids/trannies on main kek the worst that can happen is I have to make a new art account.

No. 2030789

>>2030770
>using kiwifarms with your main e-mail
>First mistake.
i'm not that retarded
>using kiwifarms at all
>Worst mistake.
can't argue with that

No. 2067080

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if the public reaction is terrible then I kms if people start embracing me for some reason don't kms and try and make a public persona out of it

No. 2172377

I think all I could do is prepare myself for the questions people would have kek

No. 2172385

>>2172377
Did something happen anon? Why did you reply to a dead thread out of nowhere? Should i be on the lookout for a new thread on snow?

No. 2172388

>>2172385
Oh no nonny nothings happening I was just scrolling the catalogue and this prompt was interesting to me kekk sorry to kinda necro

No. 2172400

>>2172388
It's ok, just found it curious

No. 2172884

I'll just chill and pretend nothing happened and I'll going on with the milk production

No. 2175406

I will accept my fate because it would be just IMO. I lurk the gossip boards and teehee and haha about other people's lives and misfortunes. It would only be fair if people were able to do the same for me. I'd probably just go offline for a bit and / or not acknowledge the haterade.

No. 2175442

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>>1797627
it has happened to me a few times, since i used to post/comment on a retarded teenager facebook group full of pedos and groomers and i didn't act like a pickme and called out moids, so got a few haters there that persist till today. also the time a small youtuber from my country exposed a fb post i did criticizing his content and saying he was a mysoginistic POS, so that other women needed to be careful of their boyfriends watching this retarded content. said post was full of pickmes saying their lovely uwu boyfriends could never and that the youtuber was so actually funny! i think the video were i am exposed is still up. it got so bad that even people i've never seen in my life recognized me by name.

but years later, the fatfuck youtuber got an OF girlfriend and his barely remaining fans turned up against him for being a cuck. most of his fanbase grew up and got girlfriends/jobs, since it's hard to be an incel in this horny shithole. and then, some of the pickmes that said their nigels could never, actually admitted to me that i was right. kek. i have some lolcow status but idc.

No. 2175444

Nothing to worry about, doxxing is against the rules anyways

No. 2176409

Ignore it. I have a follower count in the tens of thousands and have had schizos make entire discord servers dedicated to making rumors about me before so that outcome is something I'm prepared for, but the thing is that I don't think I've done anything I can't come back from. I try to take accountability when I've fucked up, but the internet doesn't really care for that and just cares for feeling better than other people, so I would just simply emotionally disconnect, stop coming here and try to live in peace the best I can. Calling attention to it would only fuel the fire and if I don't give any milk then the thread will eventually die and the harassment will stop. If people start picking apart my every move to try to find more reasons to hate me then that says everything about them and nothing about me.

No. 2177209

My thread would get redtexted for vendettaposting or just being shit/no milk. I do nothing of interest good or bad in my life I am painfully boring



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