/ot/ - off-topic

Win an argument on social media or win in a fist fight?

Margot will call upon river kappa magic and blast away all of Onion's grease. He will be powerless without it. She will also be so inebriated she wouldn't feel any of the punches he throws her way with his strong vegan body.

>>178770
I just imagined that happen in a game and now I really wish there was a lolcow fighting game.

I'm imagining some of the special abilities the lolcows will have.
Kiki will definitely sperg out on her enemy after taking too many hits
I was thinking Kota could use her shooped image as a temporary shield or as a way to confuse her enemy
Chris can stun his enemy by showing his "vagina"

>>178782
That be pretty hilarious. Whichever anon did the PT banner with her using her I'm Poopin' pose as an attack should do the rest.

>>178789
PT would be the Legendary you battle at the end of the game

Greg is at the top of his greasy game. Anyone who says another cow can beat him either doesn't follow him enough or is biased. Margot doesn't come any close to how shitty he is because he has affected many people, not only his kid. Some of his victims are his two kids, pets, ex girlfriends, ex wife, current wife, side wife, side wife's friend, teen girls, ex friends… the list goes on and on forever.
Not to mention he's relatively popular so he can brainwash/damage more people. He is the one true king!! Barf barf.
His greasiness can beat anything and anyone.
Case closed.

Win at what? Beer pong? The best grinch look-alike?