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No. 1743375

This thread is to convince spider poster that ducks are cute and amazing.

No. 1743376

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No. 1743379

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You call this cute???

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based thread. duckpremacy

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>>1743413
She posted icky SPIDERS(!!) in my cute penguin thread! Reducation required.

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No. 1743433

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Haha I'm a duck yes I am a duck why are you looking at me like that I'm a fucking duck

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No. 1743445

>>1743441
Ah, my duck sister! Us ducks have to stick together

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Surprise duck!!

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No. 1743453

>>1743451
I'm sorry to inform you that is a goose doing the goose jam. That is the famous untitled goose game goose in fact.

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>>1743452
TOP KEK

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>>1743453
Home wrecker :(

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>>1743460
Did this bitch just use an el moji?

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>>1743467
IM A CUTE DUCK I CAN USE ANY CHARACTERS I WANT(emoji)

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>>1743480
You got spunk kid, I'll give you that much

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Hello from the Frog thread. I come in peace, I am here to diplomatically show my support for the ducks. We water animals need to stick together. Ribbit.

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>>1743506
What if duck thread and frog thread had baby

No. 1743520

>>1743511
frog + duck = fuck

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>>1743520
Oh shit!

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You think ducks dream about swimming around in pristine water?

No. 1743580

>>1743545
y-yeah

No. 1743592

Little ducklings are of a such happy colour. On the grass they always look like coltsfood or dandelion flowers. Ducks are amazing.

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Ducks are rape handmaidens. Meanwhile, the spiders are based and femdom-pilled. But I can't deny the cuteness of ducklings, albeit.

No. 1743607

>>1743602
spiders made me realize how we as human females are such cuckqueens

No. 1743643

>>1743602
this entire thread weirds me out because yesterday some random moid made a thread with a misogynistic caption (forgot what it said exactly, but it was referring to men as "the superior sex") and a cute duck pic attached, so i started replying with random photos of ugly spiders to scare him off. the thread was swiftly deleted by jannies but im 99% sure OP is the same scrote ban evading.

No. 1743644

>>1743643
>o i started replying with random photos of ugly spiders to scare him off.
you are a fucking retard for replying to moid bait, newfag

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>>1743644
i dont care i just wanted an excuse to post spiders

No. 1743649

>>1743643
he also called anons "foids" in another post

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Someone doesn’t think ducks are cute and amazing? I want to shoot some questions at that anon.

No. 1743664

>>1743643
Wait really?

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>>1743649
>>1743643
Jesus. I don't care. stop posting lameness NOW

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I like crab spiders

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>>1746798
They can change their colours to camouflage

No. 1746800

>>1743602
>ducks are rape handmaidens
That’s hardly their fucking fault. Jesus.

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>preferring ducks over geese
disgusting

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>this picture literally makes spider poster physically sick with rage

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In french they say le quack

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spiders are better because you can husbandofy them. i dare you to post one cute half duck bando

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No. 1748096

>>1748092
how is that a sexy husbando it's an innocent duckling you sick fuck

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>>1748096
A better question is why are you getting off to pictures of a paralyzed half dressed woman being consumed by a giant anthromorphic spider?

No. 1748117

>>1748112
this was on the front page and I wanted to know what it lead to. it did not dissapoint

No. 1748166

>>1748112
huh? there was a woman? sorry i'm not in possession of gay vision. anyway, back on why you think a duckling is erotic

No. 1793747

bump, i had duck for lunch today.

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I had pet ducks named Curly Larry and Moe. Curly looked just like this with a little hairdo. she’d also chase you down and bite.

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>>1793747
I had duck a few weeks ago. Delicious. This is why ducks are better than spiders

No. 1799108

>>1793986
That's fucking adorable

No. 1799215

>>1799108
lol thanks, I loved my little ducks as a kid. my family got the ducks as babies so we didn't know if they were boys or girls at first. then Curly and Larry started laying eggs. Larry was a real sweetie pie, she looked like Curly but without the little head puff.

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Hell yeah I love ducks

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>>1799473
adorable duck!!

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>>1799473
>>1799475
Thank you nonna

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No. 1799489

i held some ducklings at the petting farm a few weeks ago they were so cute, chirping away

No. 1890885

hi so these are adopted becase if they were not i would love to have her as my oun

No. 1890888

>>1890885
whats up jasse.manchess@gmail.com

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No. 2152971

>>2152548
me asf

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Have you nonas heard of the Indian runner duck? They're flightless, so they just run. It's like a crazy fitness version of an ordinary fat mallard.

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>>2153367
Kek are these the ducks that ran that marathon in China?

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No. 2153472

>>2153460
No idea, but it wouldn't surprise me.
>>2153462
The duck army's power can also be used for good.

No. 2153478

>>2153472
Why can't I find a scrote like this duck man. I'm so attracted to people that love and care for ducks. The way he looked at those baby ducks with such tender care made me want him carnally. I also liked the duck named Elvis. It's crazy that he can get 1000+ ducks to march in a straight line like a parade though damn.

No. 2153489

>>2153478
Right? I also instantly liked duckman, he seems sweet.

No. 2153491

>>2153489
It was how I could tell that the ducks love him and respect him as a valued leader, and in return he loves them and protects them.

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>>2153491
Qualities of a good man: Not lead by dick, but leads ducks.



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