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No. 171696

Let's start up an embarrassment thread!

Share moments where something bad happened to you or where you fucked up so badly you wanted to disappear.

No. 171697

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Hopefully this thread doesn't exist somewhere, I checked the catalogue and didn't see anything similar.

Anyway, I had a situation recently where I was standing on the bus carrying a cup with a green smoothie in it. It looks like pic attached and doesn't come with a stopper, so the hole is just kinda open and when the bus turned I was thrown to the side and some drops splashed onto the girl sitting below me. I awkwardly whispered "sorry" and moved like a coward to the back of the bus. Ah man, even thinking about it now I feel so bad and I wish I'd apologized more, but I didn't want to make a scene. Thankfully it was just a few droplets on her bare arms, though.

No. 171698

Riding the train to work at 7am, grabbed a coffee and decided to read the newspaper. 5 minutes into the ride I start nodding off, completely forgetting about my coffee - dropping it onto the floor, mostly full. I had to use my newspaper to soak it up the best I could. It didn't go very well, but I tried. The indian brother and sister across from me couldn't help but laugh and I don't blame them at all, I would have too.

No. 171699

>>171698
That sounds really embarrassing, I probably would've got off and caught the next train tbh. That was rude of them to laugh, though. I usually just bank that stuff in my memory and laugh about it later.

No. 171700

I was at the hairdressers the other day and my hairdresser was telling me how she wouldn't be in for the next few months because "I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm pregnant!"

>"Oh, are you?"

I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE FAT I JUST DIDN'T HAVE MY GLASSES ON, I COULDN'T SEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 171701

>>171699
I wish I could, but I start work at 7:35-40 ish until 6pm. Sadly being late isn't an option (work in tv/film). I wasn't that mad about the brother and sister actually, I think the laugh you might be imagining is different than what they did. It was more a little chuckle quickly on the heels of the 'oh god that sucks, you poor thing' face. Kinda focused on waking up/cleaning up the mess.

Trains are my sanctuary and my hell.

>>171700
ouch, foot in mouth. I hate it when you say something coming from a totally innocent place, but once the words are out you realize what it sounds like.

No. 171702

I got myself an account on a fetish website a few days ago. Someone contacted me asking me if I wanted to make them my sub.
After a few messages, I'm now 80% sure that I know this person.
In fact, I tried several times to sleep with this person. And each time, it failed miserabely.

There was this time he invited me to come to him at 3am and I dolled up thinking it was a booty call. We just ended up sleeping in the same bed. He wouldn't even cop a feel.

That time, we almost had full-on sex, but I checked to feel if the condom was still there while he was inside me and suddenly he wasn't in the mood anymore.

The time we made out and I suddenly had my period in his bed.

And now he is back, with a even more mortifying situation.

No. 171703

>>171702
Pro-tip, if you've got to chase a guy like that he ain't worth it and it's never gonna work out in the long run and will make you feel like you are constantly chasing something that is always just out of reach.

Unless you only want to fuck him of course, then this situation could make all those dreams come true. Seize the moment, punish his subordinate ass into oblivion for rejecting you for all this time! It's a win-win situation.

No. 171704

>>171703
I bluntly asked him and he told me it wasn't him and we joked about it. I'm honestly not 100% certain that it's not him tho…
Anyway, no, I don't want to date him, never was really interested. I gave up on trying to fuck him some time ago when he teased me online for an hour before telling me he was already fucking someone and couldn't in his heart do anything with me.
I sure want to fuck him, but hell, he really is an asshole.

No. 171705

When I was in middle school I had my period in class and I bled in the chair. I had to pretend stay late in school for homework so I could be alone and get away with it, but I was so nervous and embarassed that I didn't clean the chair.
Next day the teacher gave us a class about menstruation and hygiene.

No. 171706

>>171705
Oh that's one of a my worst nightmares (and the teacher wasn't very tactful imo). Were your clothes okay?

No. 171707

Today was the second to last day of finals week for me. As soon as i sit down, the heat flashes set in and I was literally dripping sweat - like, my bangs looked borderline sopping wet. Then I started getting these crazy sharp pains in my tummy area and waves of nauseau and my head felt like it was a hundred pounds. Probably a virus from the eggs I ate last night. I almost cried walking out because I'm pretty sure everyone heard me when I told the professor how shit I felt and now they probably think I faked sick.

I ended up in the clinic for 2 hours because I couldn't stop shitting myself. The nurse was really nice about it but still, it was really embarrassing.

No. 171708

>>171705
This happened to me all the time in high school because my religious family forbid tampons and male teachers would refuse to let me to to the bathroom. Thanks for reminding me of all that shame anon.

No. 171709

A couple weeks ago on Friday the 13th -ominous music plays- I was overly tired and my coordination was a little off that day. I tripped when stepping off the curb and fell front-first into the road, skinned my hands/tore my jeans, and my phone and sunglasses went flying. It's a big industrial road, I'm lucky I didn't get run over by a truck. Also, I don't think anyone really saw (just some people parked at the red light up the road), so it's a bit less embarrassing that way, but I still can't believe that happened.

No. 171710

>>171707
Good luck on your make-up exam! Are you feeling any better by now?

No. 171711

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>super market
>clerk says "have a nice day!"
>automatically think she's gonna say "do you want the receipt?"
>end up saying "no thank you"

No. 171712

>>171711
on a similar note to yours
>walking to front of store to cash out
>see employee standing in front of quick lane
>smile and say "hi" to them, they look confused and say hi back
>turn the corner and find the actual cashier standing at the register

No. 171713

>>171711
I lol'd. It's more funny than embarrassing.

No. 171714

>>171711
I had a customer once say "Have a bye bye". I pissed myself laughing I couldn't help it.

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>>171711

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>>171712
Oh god, i just had a flashback, why do most of the embarrassing shit happen in stores…
>buying dices for the first time at a roleplaying store
>feel like a total noob, plan every move to not look like i have no idea what i'm doing
>walk up to what i thought was two cashiers
>to occupied by thoughts of being seen as a poser and shit no1 cares about
>'cashier' is just a random couple behind a desk looking at things
>"Hi i wanna bye these!"

They looked at me really oddly but the actual cashier two meters away just laughed and seemed understanding, but still, the look that couple gave me… like that was the last thing that finally confirmed that i am 100% retarded.

No. 171717

>be 7
>attend boarding school in china
>sleep in dorms
>wake up, need to piss
>way past lights off hour, everyone else is asleep so I try to be discreet
>sneak out and shut the door as quietly as possible
>hallway is completely dark too
>make my way to the end of it, where the toilets are
>thankfully the toilets are lit at night, do my thing and head back
>during the day there are numbers on top of the doorways but when there's nearly no light they look basically identical
>use my best judgement using distance from the toilet lights
>stand between two doors, can't tell which is my dorm
>fug
>after about 5 minutes of cold sweat decide to go with the door on the right
>feel my way through the darkness to where my bunk should be, if the bed is empty it's mine
>very slowly lower my palm from above the bed, praying not to wake anyone up
>nothing beneath the duvet
>nothing on the pillows
>breath a sigh of relief
>climb in, fall asleep

>someone nudges me
>i squint
>it's the caretaker
>slightly confused, usually she'd just barge in and call everyone awake
>"anonette, wakeup. you're in the boys dorm"
>actually open my eyes and look at rest of the room
>stomach drops
>it's not my dorm
>my dorm is next door (the left)
>it's not my bed
>i slept in the caretaker's bed, she must've not gone to bed yet when I went to the toilet
>all of the boys awake and sitting silently on their bunk beds, staring at me
>my roommates are awake too, right outside of the hallway and hysterical with laughter
>caretaker was lightly chuckling too
>oh god, I slept in my underwear
>nothing to do but sprint back
>the hallway is bustling, everyone is already hurrying to get ready for school
>back in my dorm, stiff and barely functioning from shock and embarrassment
>caretaker comes in, she tries to be serious but can't completely hold the laughter
>oh my god, I want to die
>i eventually ask her why she didn't wake me when she saw me, she said she kind of tried but I was sleeping pretty heavily or something
>almost late for class since I wasted all that time in the morning, spent the rest of the day in school distracted

No. 171718

I met up with my friend to study today. I've had the runs for the past few days, but was feeling better this morning so I figured I was good to go. We meet up, study for a while, and then it's time for dinner. She wanted Chinese and asked if I wanted some, so I said sure.

15 minutes after we finish eating, my stomach starts gurgling. Fuck. I clench my ass as hard as I can and make a run for the bathroom. The bathroom was completely empty, so all that could be heard was the sound of me explosive shitting. I tried flushing to hide the noise, but I couldn't time the flushes right. ;_;

I don't think she gave a fuck, but I don't feel very dainty and lady-like right now.

No. 171719

Last year during my university's summer exams I was on my period and it was a bit heavier than usual.
As I was sitting my exam I had pretty severe cramps and I needed to pee so I got up to use the bathroom, but I felt like my jeans were a bit wet. I covered my ass on the way to the toilet just in case, but I thought I was just paranoid that I had bled through my jeans.

Once I was in the bathroom stall I checked, and yep, had bled right through those jeans and it was enough to cover both cheeks. I have tiny hands so they were definitely not enough to cover my whole ass on the way out of the exam hall, so there is bound to be several people out of the 200 that were sitting the exam that saw me. To make it worse, I was wearing a crop top at the time and the only cardigan I had brought with me was also not enough to cover my ass.

I ended up running to the cloakroom to get my cardigan, with the invigilator chasing me thinking I was making a run for it. Nope, just gotta cover up that stain.

No. 171720

>>171717
>oh god, I slept in my underwear
so, you went down to the communal toilet in your underwear?

No. 171721

>>171720
Yeah. Supposedly nobody was awake and we were all kids so nobody gave a shit back then either way as long as you were the same gender.

Most of my memory is fuzzy but I distinctly remember those toilet cubicles in particular didn't even have doors on them and everyone showered right in front of each other. Chinese boarding school was a different story anon.

No. 171722

>>171719
I wear pads to my exams if there's even a remote chance my period will come, because I'm so paranoid about this happening.

No. 171723

I had super irregular periods (which I later found out were due to some big ass cysts) and so I was never really well prepared for that time of the month. I was in my English class in 10th grade and I'd bled through my panties and pants and onto the white chair under me. I stood up to leave when the bell rang and saw it and was completely mortified. So I sat back down with my thigh covering the spot and tried to wipe it off with my dry pants. I got some of it off and stood up and bolted out of the room to the bathroom. The next day I came back and the spot was still there on the chair. I looked at my teacher and she looked at me and we said nothing but she had this look in her eyes like, "how can a 10th grader bleed through you should know better." The kid behind me pointed at my chair and started yelling about how there was blood on it, "eww someone had their period here!!" I swear I felt my soul just leave my body right then and there. I shushed him, told him that if it were blood it would be way darker brown since it was dried, sat down and died a little every day I came back to that class.

No. 171724

>>171696
I pissed myself in the middle of a busy street in london once, then had to walk home. I was drunk so it wasn't that embarassing at the time, but man the looks people gave me as I walked around with this huge sodding stain of shame on my crotch

No. 171725

>>171705
Oh, don't feel bad. One time I was having a really heavy period and I changed my pad right before class (about an hour and a half long) and when class was over I stood up, and I had soaked through the pad, my underwear, my jeans, and right onto the chair, which had a cushion. So I couldn't even wipe it away. There was just an imprint of my junk all bloody on the chair. I sat my ass back down and waited for everyone to leave and then ran to the bathroom.

Thankfully this was on the last class of the day and the last day of the school week so no one else was using the room, but when I went to class the next week, they replaced the chair. In fact, they replaced ALL the chairs. I was so embarrassed.


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