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Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 08:16:15 PM No. 169955

>NARS had a blush called "G-spot"
>NARS has a blush called "orgasm" and "super orgasm"
>Too Faced has eye shadows called "Sexspresso", "Like A Virgin", "Lap Dance" and "Label Whore"
>NARS has a blush called "Deep Throat"
>NARS has a "Foreplay Orgasm Palette"
>NARS has a nail polish called Pussy Galore
>One Night Tanned Instant Beach Bronze from Urban Decay
>Better Than Sex Mascara

http://www.narscosmetics.com/USA/orgasm-collection

NARS ORGASM, THERE IS NO FAKING IT.

Okay. What's with all the dirty names all of a sudden? Did they just figure out that sex could be sold to women? ITT we think of our own dirty names for makeup idk.

>Big, thick and Black Mascara
>Cream on my face (BB cream)
>Golden Shower Bronzing lotion
>'A Tempting Gang Bang' pack of twelve
>Anus lipliner
>Pinch my Cheeks! blush

Idk post funnier ideas than what I wrote please I have a headache.

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 08:48:22 PM No. 169956

>>169955
Sex sells.

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 10:22:08 PM No. 169957

>>169955

they realized women openly talk about sex n shit

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 10:26:15 PM No. 169958

No no not at all. They knew it'd sound edgy and cool, and attract women (esp teenage girls like ooo omg sex XD) to buy it solely by name alone. They aren't even great products, but their names alone help them skate by. Women feel cool using it. Simple as that. Especially those dumb, recycled neutral eyeshadow pallets that have been done million times before–suddenly all my friends want it just because they want to be ~oh so sultry nymphomaniac~ for owning an eyeshadow called sex kitten.

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 10:32:21 PM No. 169959

Oh, and don't forget the "Perversion" urban decay mascara.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 12:12:35 AM No. 169960

>>169955
Noot even new, Nars orgasm debuted in the mid 2000's did it not?

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 07:06:55 PM No. 169961

a mascara called "bat shit crazy"
that's all I have

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 09:13:22 PM No. 169962

Fairly certain the orgasm blush is meant to simulate the flushed look some women get during sex. It's also one of the more universal shades out there regardless of skin tone, and has shimmer for those who think highlighting looks dumb but still want to be glowy.

The Perversion mascara is decent. It curls, defines, but doesn't volumize or lengthen the greatest without its primer, Subversion, but decent otherwise.

what you should really do is look up the commercials for Better Then Sex and They're Real mascaras. The names are pretty ridiculous, but the commercials are even stupider.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 12:48:55 AM No. 169963

I have a lipstick called Yaoi :/

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 07:20:49 AM No. 169964

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>Bitchslapped - blush
>Slippery When Wet - gloss
>Red Wings - lipstick
>From Flaccid To Fully Erect - lengthening mascara
>Blowie Proof - longwear lipstain
>Bukkake - dewy finish foundation
>Roofied - line of circle lenses

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 02:35:31 AM No. 169965

>>169964
>Blowie Proof - long wear lip stain
>Bukkake - dewy finish foundation
>Roofied - line of circle lenses

Please let these be real

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 03:14:05 AM No. 169966

>>169963
I'm glad that OC cosmetics has the product quality to back up their 2edgy names, lol. Anyone know why Sephora pulled them from their stores? Not selling well enough? They did the same to Illamasqua, too, which produced that white nail polish called "Load"

Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 04:29:34 AM No. 169967

>>169966

Afaik OCC wasn't able to provide enough product to keep up with demand, and their contract overall was for a limited time (2 years I think)