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No. 168494

I've noticed a lot of pseudo-farmers tend to give terrible beauty advice. And it made me wonder, what's your ideal self lolcow? If you could change your appearance, what would you look like? What do you think are some real-life ways you can go about improving yourself to look that way?
It's a fun subject.
Pic not really related but the audience ams a fickles mistress, Tokis.

No. 168495

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No. 168496

My ideal self has a six pack
I could stop eating junk food and lift heavier weights

No. 168497

>>168496
That's such an easy and realistic goal. Good on you anon.

No. 168498

My ideal physical self is muscular, knows how to wear makeup properly, and doesn't have saggy tits.

I'm saving up for a weight bench and weights. I miss lifting. May use part of my tax refund for this if I don't put it all towards student loans.

I'm clueless with makeup, but there's a ton of tutorials online. Slowly but surely I am going to figure this shit out.

I've got a couple of good bras that give the illusion of nonsaggy tits. I'm going to see how I look after a couple years of heavy lifting and if I'm still dissatisfied I'm going to spring for surgery.

No. 168499

Like my photoshopped self with long hair

No. 168500

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My ideal "me":

>long, blonde hair down to my tailbone
>clear, bright, pale skin
>cute small nose and youthful features
>white teeth
>thin but also muscular, knows self-defense
>really cute otome/mori/90s wardrobe
>great at uni, never misses a class, well-liked by my professors
>good friend and family member
>part-time job on the weekends that doesn't stress me out
>constantly drawing and creating cool things
>knows how to play the keyboard
>runs a sick d&d group

Yup, that's my self-insert Mary Sue right there. To be fair, I'm working really hard on achieving all these things. I know I have a long way to go. But I also think that the only things that aren't achievable are the things that require surgery, just because I'm not sure if I want to go under the knife.

I wish everyone the best in making themselves the best person they can be.

No. 168501

My younger self except with a better fashion sense.
That's probably the case for literally everyone though.

No. 168502

I have an unhealthy and debilitating issue with vanity and perfectionism so I'm automatically disillusioned when it comes to trends, which is great, but it's unhealthy and it has me practically ripping my hair out over things I can't change.
Like my height.
So I can't have much fun with things like this.

No. 168503

Ideal me

>Ivy league uni
>Double major in English and Pre-law
>90lbs 5"2
>Elfin kawaii face
>Wealthy sugar daddies out the wazoo
>fit and motivated
>good self control

Actual me
>Shitty for-profit uni even though I got the good grades
>Major in business, almost a trade occupation I have no intention of staying in after graduation
>120lbs 5"2
>Asian moonface
>True love but po'
>unfit and can't maintain motivation
>shitty self control munchie pothead

I'm working out and dieting, and going to get a graduate degree in a field I actually like from a real university. I could've gone to any major university (I got into Toronto U, Sydney U etc.), but my family's money went to shit and couldn't afford to send me. Just have to tough it out until graduation.

No. 168504

>flat chest
>very skinny
>smaller nose
>thinner jaw
>successful singer and artist
>who can also play bass and guitar
>skilled in music production
>financially stable
>wardrobe full of lolita and otome
reality
>skinny
>boobs i hate
>straight nose
>man jaw
>art student in debt
>about as musical as a fork
>no money to buy clothes

No. 168505

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>healthy looking skin and hair
>decently fit body
>emotionally stable
>has own place
>has dental insurance
>has an ok, minimal stress, not-illegal job
>can balance work, school, and creating personal work
>has consistent social media content people want to see

It all boils down to health, really, and being consistent with it. While I can see myself doing most of these things, if not all if them, it will take a few years time. For now, I've been tackling my tendency for eating mostly garbage sugary, over processed snacks. Also, being more mindful when eating, so I don't carelessly overeat. One day at a time.

No. 168506

>cool long hair like those on wrestlers.
>well built muscles
>thick braidable beard
>3d artist

What i got.

>Fabulous long shiny hair.(i like it)
>Slim body, just what most farmers like.
>Short little beardy, that goes up to cheekbones
>Going through Autodesk courses for 3ds max, and going to take much more in the future.

No. 168507

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I want to be dead.

No. 168508

A fairly realistic "ideal me" (in that it's technically attainable).

>undergrad degree in chem engineering from the state uni I'm currently going to
>boyfriend who cleans up nice and listens to music with me and supports my goals
>5'5" 125 lbs, muscle tone
>good study habits
>clear skin
>a wide circle of acquaintances and a small circle of close friends
>finally figured out a makeup look that works for me

Things I wish I could change but am unwilling to get surgery for

>fix teeth (they're straight but shorter on the right side, making my whole smile crooked, and not in a cute way)
>shrink nose, or at least shave the bridge down
>get wider hips and a narrower waist (would like to be pear).
>more interesting colored eyes, like hazel or dark green
>symmetrical jaw

Reality
>wavy dark brown hair (I love my hair at least)
>dark brown eyes
>olive/tan skin
>no boyfriend ever
>struggling in school bc poor study habits
>oily skin (getting better at regulating it though)
>handful of close friends and handful of acquaintances, only feel lonely most days as opposed to every day
>barely do makeup because too insecure about it (fill patchy spots in eyebrows, conceal active zits, done)
>average sized but pretty cute boobs (30DDD)
>really asymmetrical jawline


All in all I'm not too unhappy with my appearance. I just don't get validated enough, I guess, which I know shouldn't mean that much to me but it does.

No. 168509

>>168508
forgot to add I'm
>5'5 129 lbs, no muscle tone anymore

No. 168510

Ideal:

dead

or
5'11-6'2 twink, perfect genderless alien-flat chest
no more than 120lbs, lean af
super pale pink undertone
SUPER ANGULAR all over
healthy grip on Stimulants + Heroin
blonde
artist
not actually employed
art/liberal edu
no family
travel lifestyle
varies affairs/free love vibe
BASICALLY DORIAN GREY


real:
5'7
98-108lb, very fem but thin
palest olive
LTR
bad addiction to stimulants
depressed/ manic
ginger>>brunette
too many people who care about me
degree in STEM from nice school
corporate job
creative part time work/contract

No. 168511

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>>168510
>5'11-6'2 twink, perfect genderless alien-flat >chest
>no more than 120lbs, lean af
>super pale pink undertone
>SUPER ANGULAR all over


Literally what I like, anon. Yum

No. 168512

ideal:
>no under eye circles or freckles
>skin that can tan
>stronger jaw so my neck looks better
>5'6" maybe
>some sort of partner
>motivation or passion for something
>a degree in something I like
>longer hair
>symmetrical boobs

real:
>perpetual dark circles no matter how hydrated/well-rested I am
>skin that burns but never darkens
>weak jaw
>5'4"
>forever alone, kind of awkward and anxious
>no idea what to do with my life
>degree in something I don't like
>hair that's never really been longer that my collar bone
>one boob's a D, the other probably a B, pushing C.

Things I like about myself:
>blue eyes
>weight (~100lbs)
>my legs
>my dry skin… because it's easier to deal with than oily.

No. 168513

>20lbs lighter
>straight nose
>kind of a v-line
>a little bit more advanced chin
>really light skin
>No frizzy hair

Just going to get plastic surgery and hit the gym and I will be my ideal self <3

No. 168514

better teeth, thicker hair, a personality, no eyebags and a straight nose

other than that I'm ok with me

No. 168515

> beautiful, long, slightly wavy pure blonde hair
> cute face
> big blue eyes
> good double eyelid
> long eyelashes
> pale
> rich enough to have servants
> famous
> multilingual
> smart
> wardrobe full of burando lolita
> hydrated
> motivated and independent

what I have
> cute face
> can draw
> poor
> lazy
> forgetful
> stupid hafu eyelid
> dead straight dark hair
> so pale almost corpse tier
> glasses

I wish I was a kawaii white girl basically

No. 168516

Ideal
>5'10
>Slim
>Big tits
>literally boobs on a stick
>legs for days
>long straight black hair or death hawk
>pale, clear skin
>angular face
>jaw and cheekbones that could cut steel
>able to music
real me
>5'2
>skinnyfat
>legs like a can of soup
>tiny titties
>stomach and boobs meet wall at same time
>short brown hair
>tan acne prone skin
>kind of angular face
>jaw that could crush beer cans
>Cheekbones that could give you a mild papercut
>traumatized by the clarinet

Brb gonna go kill myself until I respawn as my ideal

No. 168517

Muscular, no tits, no hips, no babymaking internal plumbing.

No. 168518

i kind of love reading these. idk why. probably cause i don't know what i want to be like lol

No. 168519

>>168494
Ideal self:
>waist-length curly hair
>Better teeth, no under bite
>smaller nose
>freckles
>curvy, with strong build underneath
>long and pretty fingernails
>not mentally ill
>same level of social interaction as now(light time with friends and SO but mostly keep to myself), but more likable so it's more acceptable to do this
>well-rounded skills in all sorts of arts and crafts (music, singing, sewing, drawing/painting, and writing)
>have my PhD and make a good living studying neuroscience
>hair, makeup, and wardrobe all consistently look nice
>happily married

I'm working on it and am making progress toward some of those things, while others aren't really attainable due to genetics and lack of resources to work on them. One day I hope I can at least have all of the non genetic based ones going on.

No. 168520

Me but not fat.

No. 168521

Adorable, short (like 5'0" or under), petite, skinny, decent sized butt, small feet, flat chest, very long hair, pale skin, confident, and happy.
I'll settle for confident and happy, considering I'm tall and curvy, but we'll see if that ever comes. Yay mental illness

No. 168522

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reality:
>short
>huge boobs
>average waist (if i suck it in)
>love handles & thick thighs
>oily, porous skin
>polish af nose
>ratty ass blonde hair that never stops growing and doesn't hold style

ideal:
>clean, soft skin
>freckles
>androgynous face
>flat chest
>small round butt
>lithe, active body
>short, healthy hair
>an inch or two taller

I guess I only really like my hands, eyes and feet. I am working on getting healthier via diet & exercise, but unless I get surgery I'll never escape my "feminine" figure. I've had boobs since I was 10.

I've thought about getting a nose job or breast reduction in the future, but unless I face some kind of complication it's hard for me to justify it to myself. Plus I feel like it would be so alien to me, seeing a visibly different feature in the mirror for the rest of my life.

No. 168523

Everyone so far: short, skinny, petite and no boobs

pls

No. 168524

>>168523
>plenty of responses involve being taller or more muscular or don't even mention weight/height at all


what's your point?

No. 168525

>>168494
Reality:
>flat chested, but puffy nipples so it looks very weird
>way too big butt
>blue green eyes that look like a fucking public swimming pool that children pissed into
>hairy af
>slightly crooked nose
>pale because of anemia and gets bruises and scares super easily
>body acne even though I eat clean

Ideal:
>medium sized boobs with normal nipples
>cute, perky butt
>tanned, but not in a trashy white girl way
>gold brown eyes
>no body hair
>no freaking body acne
>normal, straight nose

No. 168526

Ideal:
>long, thin, straight legs
>higher waist/smaller rib cage
>slightly wider hips
>slender, elegant fingers
>slightly fuller lips
>even skin tone
>big, round eyes
>no dark circles
>thick wavy blonde hair
>university graduate
>mentally and emotionally stable
>charismatic
>makes people smile

Reality:
>5"0
>33/22/32
>naturally muscular body
>short, bowed legs
>low waist
>manly hands & fingernails
>extreme hyperpigmentation under eyes
>uneven skin tone on face
>long curly dark auburn/brown hair
>crippling Social Anxiety
>ADHD
>dropped out of uni because of stress of multiple family tragedies combined with pre-existing issues
>has trouble carrying out conversations
>basically a recluse

Things I like about myself:
>can draw relatively decently
>defined waist
>flat stomach
>dark turquoise-gray eye colour
>soft skin
>good at lateral thinking
>eye for aesthetics
>naturally very strong
>can still laugh even when absolutely heartbroken

No. 168527

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Ideal:
>clear complexion
>shorter (~5'2")
>thin but in shape
>thinner nose
>no glasses
>long black hair with bangs
>long, well manicured nails
>nice wardrobe and makeup
>less body hair
>better shaped boobs
>emotionally stable/put together
>well paying job that I like
>good handful of close friends

I'm basically the complete opposite of all of this. I'm very slowly working on improving myself, but it's hard to do when you're a NEET poorfag with crippling depression and anxiety.

Good luck to everyone who is working hard to achieve their goals!

No. 168528

Reality:
>Oval Face
>Black hair
>Dark Brown eyes, small but round with short lashes; Asymmetrical eye creases; place closed together and slanted inward
>Nose with a round oblong tip; no defined bridge
>Full but not too big lips, defined cupids bow/philtrum
>"Light" skin for South Asian ethnicity
>5'3
>Size 14US
>36D

Changes:
>Going to put dark red dye in hair tonight
>Lighter colored eyes with some green/amber flecks
>Longer lashes
>Bigger eyes
>Symmetrical creases
>Space more evenly apart
>Smaller nose tip, better bridge definition
>5'5
>Size 8US (never gonna happen… I want to at least get down to a 10US again tho)
>34D

These would be nice, but entirely unlikely. If I ever get money… maybe the nose job.

No. 168529

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2d moeblob

No. 168530

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>>168529

No. 168531

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No. 168532

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No. 168533

Ideal Me:

>Slightly paler
>Small pores, no blackheads
>Smaller nose and chin
>Above 5'
>Motivated and Energetic
>Gets shit done fast
>Toned and lean
>Good at math
>Has money to travel and whatnot
>No eczema/dry skin
>Fuller lips maybe?
>Wide vocal range, clear voice
>Consistent at whatever they do
>Mentally well

Reality
>Visible pores and some blackheads
>Nose and chin are.. eh
>4'11"
>Slight chub
>Unmotivated and tired most of the time
>Doesn't get shit done
>Squishy
>Bad at math
>Doesn't money to travel and whatnot
>Eczema/dry skin
>Thin upper lip
>Narrow vocal range, nasal voice
>Pretty inconsistent
>Gets anxious easily

No. 168534

Me: 5'4, thickish hair(birth control and veganism fucked that shit up) kinda skinnyfat, shitty diet, fashion noob, pathetic slob

Ideal me: A bit taller 5'5-5'6, longer healthier thicker hair, better skin, better diet, more muscle, bigger boobs and ass, better fashion, happier.

No. 168535

Reality:
>pale af
>5'5"
>brunette
>blue eyes
>small body/ skinny
>long hair with bangs
>some people says I have a sweet voice but I hate how it sounds
>Not very good at English pronunciation (I'm not native)
>Lazy
>I have break outs 24/7
>Boosy
>"Ice queen" or at least my friends call me that
>Super dry skin
>Thin upper lip

Ideal me:
>Taller
>Same body type
>same eyes, skin tone, hair
>less hairy
>Clear skin
>better nose
>Better voice
>Fluent in English. My bf is from the USA and I feel ashamed every time I talk to him because my English sounds like potato
>Fuller lips
>bigger butt (you know Taylor Swift's butt? Well, I'm almost the same /crying)
>Better skin
>Healthy hair
>Fit
>Better at maths and politics
>Happier
>Less lazy

No. 168536

Actual me: 5'4 fucking thin hair with no volume, hairy af tho, saggish goons, bad acne, no fashion sense, run away from hard situations, shy and passive.

Ideal me: 5"5 hairless, no acne, good fat distribution, cute lips that actually show when I smile, assertive and smart, talented at my craft, outgoing and empathic, smaller nose, have a job that gives me money, stop giving up or running away when things get hard. Lives in the present, doesn't feel about upset about adulting and stops remembering how great things were when you were a child.

No. 168537

Whiter teeth, my gaps closed in (but i like the main one)
The tip of my nose defined and smaller
Shoulders a little less broad.
Naturally arched eyebrows like marilyn monroe's
2 dress sizes smaller (roughly 25 lbs lighter)
Breasts down a cup size or even 2. (i'm a 34 D but a petite frame)
Longer lashes
Evened out skin color, i have discoloration under my arms and lots of childhood tomboy scars on my legs. My ass is darker than the rest of me too.
Flat stomach, perkier butt, toned upper body.
5'7" and/or longer legs. But it's not a dire need.
Almond shaped eyes, perhaps eye color 2 shades lighter. If I really wanted to customize myself.

Thankfully though I've accepted most of what I can't change. Invisiline, diet and exercise, makeup and a minor nose job can handle the rest.

Oh and my ears were tragically torn as a teenager so I'd get them fixed so I can wear earrings again :((It's an expensive procedure though.

My personality is fine, I just wish I could communicate the thoughts in my head better. I can be charismatic but lately my speech is super erratic. I want to exude confidence and sex appeal. But I look like I'm 12.

OH, hair down to the small of my back. Preferably wavy but again, "things I can't not change". I want the length in any regard though. So saving up for decent extensions since I've tried every hair care routine in the book.

Also rich. Much more rich. With a finished degree. a career and a sense of direction.

(I secretly wish I possessed an acting ability as well. Or a voice that made babies cry from joy.)

Fluent in french and russian.

No. 168538

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Reality:
>160cm
>eczema
>can't wear makeup because of eczema
>Korean, fairly light skin
>thick, black, messy hair which I always tie up
>ugly ugly ugly voice
>nonexistent nose
>narrow eyes with parallel creases
>skinnyfat, so I wear plain loose clothes
>lazy, unmotivated
>negative, don't want to live most of the time
>bad at socializing, avoids social events

Ideal
>a bit taller, like 165cm
>no eczema. It makes life so much harder and depressing and is the bane of my existence
>able to wear makeup (this so bad.. sigh. I only know how I look with makeup using that youcam app..)
>very pale skin
>long, straight black hair
>defined, cute nose
>bigger eyes with tapered crease
>cute, pretty voice, especially when singing
>fashionable (I really like mori but I'm too shy to wear fashionable things in public)
>ectomorph
>can play piano or violin.. i dropped both of these
>plumper lips, especially my upper one
>positive, have lots of friends, sociable and easy to like
>motivated, passionate about life
>happy to live


Things I like
>fairly smart; even if I don't try I manage to get B or A in courses
>overall, face is cute
>face is clear of eczema, thank God
>trying to change my lifestyle recently. starting out by losing weight, it's going well so far!
>blessed with a loving family who i'm close with. i still feel really lonely without much friends and sometimes feel like a failure haha
>slender hands

No. 168539

What I am:

>5'2 (would be taller if I fixed my minor scoliosis but why pay that much to be like an inch taller??)
>oval face with semi chubby cheeks
>Faded dark spots because of bad acne as a teen so I wear atleast powder everyday
> weight 105 pounds
> waist length hair but not as thick as I want it (I want havy long hair but it's pin straight)
>annoying high voice that goes even higher when I'm nervous or working at my job
>A cup
>Dresses "edgy" just so people don't mess with me it's like an armor.
> People think I appear 16 even tho I'm 21, because of this most people talk to me like a child

The Ideal Me:

> I want to weigh 110-112
>Even skin/no darkspots
>Fuller hair
>Able to talk in my normal feminine voice without have to sound like a chimpmonk
>People to at the very least think I'm 18
>comfortable wearing less edgy stuff and be more feminine in my clothing
>Able to wear heals comfortable so I can be 5'4-5'6 in height

No. 168540

Ideal me ;

>more exotic looking (I'm half brazilian but I look very much white)
>Gorgeous amazonian-indian-like black hair
>Thin with a fit body
>Impecable skin
>Nice shapely lips
>Motivated, sucessfull in my studies.
>Mentally stable
>Can live of my art
>Dark cat eyes
>Life and style put together.

Reallity ;

>Weird olive-yellow skin because mixed mediteranean and brazilian.
>Very puffy Golden brown hair who won't stay in place.
>Skinny fat with a droppy ass because all of my fat goes there.
>Perpetual tired face
>Redness and skin mark everywhere on my face.
>Pretty but rather smalls lips
>Shitty style because I don't want to do any shopping untill I hit my goal weight.

No. 168541

Ideal me;

> smaller shoulders/torso
> well balanced boobs that don't look weird on my body
> babyface
> long black hair
> short and petite
> weigh less
> a voice that matched my face
> cuter lips
> small defined nose
> straighter teeth
> confidence
> mental stability

Reality;

> Broad shoulders/torso (imo)
> 5'10/55kg
> small b cups
> short brown hair
> big brown eyes with a set of nice eyelashes(the only thing I like)
> a high pitched voice that doesnt match my mature face
> severe self-confidence issues
> bipolar

I've gotten to like myself more over recent years so it's not all bad I suppose.

No. 168542

>>168541
We are measurement twins! I'm 56kg though, but the rest (hair and so on) is spot on. Except the voice, mine is kinda hoarse and I hate it.

No. 168543

>>168494
real:

>useless and my brain goes haywire without adderall
>1/4th of an inch away from 5'4, but stopped growing in middle school
>disgusting skinnyfat pear shaped body with thunder thighs but also chest bones sticking out (too busy/too lazy to exercise)
>old lady hands
>depressed but too wimpy to kill myself
>boyfriend is immature as hell, has a massive inferiority complex and paranoia issues from his exes and a hair-trigger temper
>no friends because i cannot socialize
>mad anxiety
>disappointment of the family because i got into an okay state school and my cousins got into stanford and cornell
>everything i write/say sounds pretentious and i have delusions of grandeur
>vain perfectionist despite being ugly and incompetent
>teeth are fucked from eating disorder
>recovered but find myself slipping back into shitty disordered habits whenever i get stressed out (which is happening more and more frequently)
>dark undereye circles
>pointy chin and 5head because fucking heart-shaped face
>fucked up eyebrows because i shaved them as a dumb high schooler and they grew back wonky
>embarrassing self-harm scars all over my thighs ugh
>no ass

Ideal me:
>symmetrical double eyelids
>paler, not so fucking tan
>larger eyes that are lighter brown
>longer hair
>higher nose
>musical voice, not fucking tone deaf
>mentally stable
>5'5, and weigh a bit less, or have fat more evenly distributed around my body
>can eat without having to consciously remember to suppress the desire to purge or restrict
>less cynical, more likable
>motivation to do something, anything
>straight, undamaged teeth
>bubble butt and toned legs

No. 168544

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The Ideal Me

>Has healthy Skin and better make up products
>Is fit and eating healthy and yummy meals
>Has Healthier natural Hair
>Is Employed
>Has a qt Boyfriend that can fuck me good
>Has a Job
>Has an apartment and a qt cat
>Owns a lot of Cute clothes

The Real Me

>Has okay skin
>Is super skinny but nowhere near fit and eating healthy
>Has a nappy ass fro
>Is unemployed but looking for a part time job
>Is lonely and single and listens to a lot of weeby drama CDs to get me thru the night
>Lives with my mom
>Has cheap ebay clothes that sub for my future wardrobe

No. 168545

>>168544
This

No. 168546

Well when you're ugly like me you gave up hope so you girls itt either didnt give up yet or yall arent really ugly. Thats something to be at least happy about tbh.

No. 168547

>>168546
This is a really sad and pathetic excuse but you made your bed girl!

No. 168548

>>168544

>has a qt bf that can fuck me good

girl, preach.

No. 168549

>>168543
Some of these things you can improve upon by working towards them anon. Eyelid tape/ glue or surgery, better face products, better makeup, grow out hair with better products, get a new healthy lifestyle with eating right and workout out.

No. 168550

>>168549
Woops dropped, and get retainer or braces. Eventually being more attractive should give you some confidence or social skills.

No. 168551

>>168549
Yeah I use eyelid tape every day. Contemplating surgery eventually because I've watched my grandma putting tape on her eyelids every day and it is a hassle. But I don't know.
I should probably get braces too. I'm just a wuss about it because I hear it hurts but you're right that I need to do something about that or stop whining.
My hair is already chest-length, but I want to have like really long hair, like down to my butt. (I'm aware of how stupid that sounds, and it'll probably be such a pain when it does get that long.)
I don't not socialize because of the lack of attractiveness/confidence thing though. I just feel intensely uncomfortable and anxious around too many people and I want to go back to my dorm and do my homework. I can carry on a conversation fine, just feels like shit I have a test to study for/not interested/mind is blank and on super-driven Adderall mode.
My face is pretty average on the whole. Just my body is gross. But yeah, that's my own fault for not eating very well and not working out.

No. 168552

I actually really like some of my features lately but I'd love to have a cute tiny nose, lose my love handles and be a couple inches taller

At least one is possible right now…

No. 168553

Ideal me
>Clear and perfect skin
>Flat or just smaller boobs
>Tiny button nose
>Large eyes
>Heart shaped face
>Smaller framed
>Fuller and cute shaped lips
>Nice straight and smooth hair
>No double chin
>Straight teeth
>Thin legs
>Small cute butt


Reality
>Blotchy dry skin, large pores,etc
>Average sized breasts
>Long and somewhat wide nose
>Average sized eyes
>Longish face
>Large frame, broad ribs and wide hips.
>Thin lips
>Frizzy hard to manage hair
>Genetic double chin that stays no matter how thin I am
>Crooked teeth
>Muscular legs
>White girl with black girl booty


Hopefully I will win the lottery someday, then I could afford all the cosmetic surgery/procedures I want.

No. 168554

>>168551
Monolids might not be permanent, depending on your family background. Most asians fall in some spectrum between monolid and double.
http://www.marinadang.com/asian-eyes-a-fold-between-beauty-and-identity/

Exercising regularly and reducing stress might help you get natural double lids. My entire family has double eyelids, but my sister would go 'mono' whenever she stays up late and becomes tired

No. 168555

>>168554
I do too, my lids are mono after sleeping when I wake up in the morning, and go back to double after a few hours.

No. 168556

>>168554
Wow this is fucking weird, the author of that article went to my alma mater plus lives in the same city.

I can vouch it's true that many Asians born with monolids end up developing double eyelids by adulthood.

No. 168557

Real me:

>chubby
>can't motivate myself to art
>uneven, short hair
>almost clear skin
>needs a well paying job
>crooked teeth
>vocals could use some work
>kinda weak
>small butt
>can sorta speak other languages
>no adorable cat friend to pet

Ideal me:
>lean af
>larger boobs
>wider, rounder hips
>bigger butt
>practitioner of Muay Thai and Tae Kwon Do
>completely clear skin
>decent job that pays well
>super motivated and going hard in the arts
>amazing vocals
>kick ass guitarist
>straight teeth
>living in a cozy apartment or bungalow
>fully fluent in six languages
>three adorable cats
>bra strap or waist length hair

I think can achieve my ideal me. I already decided to start exercising again. I'm actively looking for work at my current residence and out of state. I'm reworking my hair regime. Once I get the job I want, the other things will fall in place.

No. 168558

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Ideal:
>smooth, clear, even skin all over
>really long thick hair, bouncy, 3A (pic related)
>small forehead/low hairline
>completely flat stomach (no abs just a flat stomach)
>full eyebrows
>have good ideas for stories and write on a semi-regular basis
>mental stability (aka not start crying at work while listening to an episode of This American Life about abusive parents)
>not be so shy
>have a small frame, slender shoulders, measurements small enough to fit into victorian maiden, basically.
>have a masters in English
>really small breasts, perky, small areola
>slender legs
>a good job related to my degree that makes me happy and challenges me

Reality
>keratosis pilaris, stretch marks, bacne scars, lose skin all over ass from all my weight loss so far
>hair is pretty healthy but it's low density and I get a lot of shrinkage, and when it's dry it reaches my earlobes. It's 3C
>huge forehead
>cow tits, comically large areola, saggy, tube shaped
>over-plucked my eyebrows because that was hip in the early 2000s and they haven't grown back properly since
>wide frame, wide shoulders
>I'm 5'7" and 126 (almost at my goal of 105) and I still have a protruding gut for some reason.
>huge calves and thighs
>diagnosed with severe anxiety
>haven't written an original story in years, never have any ideas
>quite well paying but mindless job that I'm afraid I will be stuck in forever because no one else will ever pay me this kind of money

No. 168559

>>168558
>>168558
Shittttt we're the same height. 126 is super small! I guess it depends on body shape too…But aw anon you sound a bit like me but you sound gorgeous. I had the same skin bits as you and lotion and paying attention to what aggravates it helped loads. I hope you get some confidence. You sound lovely.

No. 168560

>>23146
>126 is super small
You are joking, right?

No. 168561

>>168559
For 5'7? Which is my height so yeah. I wear UK 8 and I'm about 125 at the mo? I also weight train as well so idk.

No. 168562

>>168561
I'm 5'5, 145lb, and wear a UK 8. The differences in body shapes is pretty fascinating

No. 168563

>>23149
being over 110 lbs at 5'7 is huge, fam.

No. 168564

>>168563
Go back to the ED thread.

No. 168565

>>168559
Thanks anon :) I hope soon I'll be somewhat happy with myself. I'm almost at my goal weight. I've been doing a lactic acid treatment for my KP and I hope I can start seeing results soon.

>>168563
>>168560
Come on, guys. I'm not thin, but I'm not huge either.

No. 168566

>>168563
hahah fuck off ana chan

No. 168567

File: 1459312236100.jpg (59.43 KB, 500x372, 1411508948823.jpg)

Pretty happy with how I look tbh aside from my fucking skin. Dat fucking late onset adult acne is kicking my ass/self esteem. That and the neverending battle with unwanted body hair
>want to be clear skin dolphin smooth goddess
>tfw pale as a ghost with red blotches and dark features

No. 168568

>>168494
My ideal self would just be me with a super slim/petite figure, nice skin, and no unwanted body hair.

No. 168569

my ideal self is pre fattening charms

No. 168570

File: 1459359598546.jpeg (14.49 KB, 236x354, image.jpeg)

Breh.

No. 168571

>>168570
Elven god

No. 168572

>>168571
My final form

No. 168573

>>168570
Who is this beautiful man? Reverse search did 0 shits for me
cries

No. 168574

File: 1459392233879.jpg (79.94 KB, 500x677, 600full-emily-browning.jpg)

I would sell my soul to look like ~2008 era Emily Browning.
I love all of the features she has.

>Small, petite, flat chested, ect
>Doe eyes, full lips, soft face, clear skin, small nose
>Honestly so pleasing to look at
>Soft, gentle, girlish looking

Overall, I wish I could look small, pure, and doll like. It's unattainable for me because all of my features are the oppisite and even with plastic surgery I would still look awful.

No. 168575

>elegant upturned elf nose
Reality: Potato nose.
How to fix: Plastic surgery.
>very slim with small perky tits
Reality: Skinnyfat salami nipple 32DD with upper thighs like Easter hams.
How to fix: Diet and exercise. Salami nips are my eternal curse.
>clear, super soft skin
Reality: Oily as fuck pizza face and dry alligator skin everywhere else.
How to fix: Go to a dermatologist. Pray they can fix what nature has broken.
>so pale it's fucking blinding
Reality: Pale-ish but nothing special.
How to fix: Photoshop.
>straight, glossy hair
Reality: Frizzy, curly, dehydrated hair.
How to fix: Japanese straightening treatment.
>has interesting job which takes me to different countries
Reality: NEET without HS diploma
How to fix: Acquire diploma with good grades, go to college, apply for jobs which fit this criteria. E.g. flight attendant, au pair.
>multilingual
Reality: English and a handful of shitty, public school francais canadien
How to fix: Decide on a language and look into learning programs. Accept that it will take a long time. Find a language exchange friend and practice constantly.
>finished at least one novel
Reality: 30 separate half-baked plot outlines and excerpts in documents folder.
How to fix: Focus on one thing at a time and just keep going, no matter how shitty it is. Edit it only once I'm finished. Never read it again.

No. 168576

>>168494
Cute white blonde blue eyed scandinavian girl with a small nose

No. 168577

>>168573
I've been searching in vain as well. He's just too lovely, I must have more pics!

No. 168578

>straight/white teeth
>clear skin all over my body
I used to have pretty nice skin but my eczema went crazy after a holiday to Italy :/
>100 pounds
>healthy hair
>thick eyebrows

Although there are a lot of things I would change about my appearance I'm still pretty happy in the way that I look

No. 168579

File: 1459446801644.png (1.02 MB, 1080x1320, Screenshot_2016-03-31-19-51-25…)

I just wanna look exactly like her

No. 168580

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>>168579

She's very beautiful, but god she's a total SJW cuck.

No. 168581

>>168579
wow who is she? her skin is so doll-ish and glowing!

No. 168582

>>168581

that glow is makeup tho… no one's skin shines like that unless they're greasy

No. 168583

>>168579
>>168580
looks like a 13 year old who went wild at Sephora with mom's wallet

No. 168584

>>168582
Also, camera filters

No. 168585

>>168579
I want to cut my hair like that when I hit my goal weight. Link to her tumblr?

No. 168586

>>168585
No clue about tumblr but her instagram is sapphoh

No. 168587

Why do so many off you want flat/small chest? Seriously I have a small chest, and I hate it! It's not only ugly but also very hard to dress. I'd kill for a nice full B or C cup.

No. 168588

>>168587
The anons who want A-cups are the ones with very large busts. Probably the ones that don't fit in any clothing and cause back problems.

No. 168589

>>168587
B and C cups are flat, so I don't know what you're going on about.

No. 168590

>>168589
you have a weird definition of flat anon

No. 168591

File: 1459624525724.jpg (16.87 KB, 564x495, cup-size-chart_gal.jpg)

>>168589
They might seem small to you, but they're not really flat.

No. 168592

>>168587
Anime.

No. 168593

>>168589
>>168590
>>168591

Depending on back size, b cups are certainly flat and c cups are like little egg yolks that haven't been broke. D is where they resemble boobs, atleast in my case anyway but I'm still pretty flat chested.

Not literally ironing board flat but not far off it. 32D is in my experience where boobies start at a small back size, idk if it's different for other anons.

No. 168594

Small back size is 26, not 32. I think 26G is good size
http://www.brabandproject.com/gallery/search?band=26&cup=G&age=&brand=&sister_sizes=0&search=Search

No. 168595

>>168589
I don't know man but in my country C cup is the average cup size (EU size btw, should be B in America I think) so unless you want to call an entire nation flat chested, I don't think B/C cup are 'flat'.

No. 168596

>>168595
anon doesn't know the difference between flat and small.

No. 168597

>>168593
>b cups are certainly flat and c cups are like little egg yolks that haven't been broke. D is where they resemble boobs, atleast in my case anyway but I'm still pretty flat chested.
Tbh I think this might just be because of the shape of your boobs and body, anon. If your boobs don't resemble boobs until you hit a d cup, you might have tuberous breasts or something. I don't think boobs are supposed to drastically change in shape from a C to a D.

No. 168598

>>168597
Either tubular or pancake boobs.

No. 168599

tbqh my ideal self changes depending on who I want to impress at the given moment, so…my ideal self is whatever will get me a well-paying job, cool friends, and a good boyfriend/husband who genuinely loves me and isn't a retard or otherwise intolerably dysfunctional.

:|

No. 168600

>>168590
>>168591
You'd have to have so very little breast tissue to be a B or C, that's below the real average size.

No. 168601

>>168595
>implying most people say they wear the correct size

http://bustyresources.wikia.com

No. 168602

straighter nose
better profile
skinnier fingers
pretty toes
/fit/ and that ass
beautiful thick hair
graduated, smart girl
/fa/

No. 168603

>>168587
I love cutesy jfashion and a lot of clothing is made for girls with no tits. I just want to wear cute clothing with worrying if my tits will fit or not.

No. 168604

>>168603
without*

No. 168605

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i want karl lagerfield to accept me

No. 168606

>>168575
i have salami nips too girl

30d / 30dd if I'm on my period and 1/3 is nipple

No. 168607

ideal
>skinny
>skin a more golden shade
>bright, clear skin
>ears that stick out
>thinner nose
>cute small chin, not crooked
>bigger eyes
>super perky breasts
>nice petite hands
>no ugly scars
>small neck

reality
>ultimate pear-chan
>long thin torso and massive big thighs & butt
>boobs starting to sag (kms)
>dull mocha brown skin
>scarlett johansson nose except it looks bad on my face
>crooked chin
>wonky eye
>hands totally fucked due to OCD ripping the skin off of them all the time
>scars from being allergic to mosquitos when i was little. like little circles all over my legs.
>thick neck even at low weight
>big traps from being anxious and tensing my shoulders

No. 168608

>>168605
You could start with spelling his name correctly.

No. 168609

>>168608
son that was autocorrect chill

No. 168610

>>168606
There is a simple surgery for it, well if it's worth it to you, but it's not really a big deal especially since basically no one sees it

No. 168611

dream me:

>hourglass "50s" figure (Carla Gugino, Marilyn Monroe)
>smaller nose tip
>more feminine jawline
>greener eyes
>speedy metabolism
>clear skin
>longer hair

me irl:

>6/10 body, lil overweight, working on it tho
>big hazel Sophia Loren eyes
>great lips
>booty for days
>beautiful hands

I don't have everything I want but I still like the way I look.

No. 168612

ideal:

>super skinny/borderline ana skinny

>smaller ears w more piercings

>less broad shoulders

>more apparent collarbones

>stronger jawline n chin

>small slope nose

>higher cheekbones

>bigger n redder lips

>bigger eyes w more eyelashes

>less mannish hands

>longer blond hair

>perkier and smaller boobs

>bubble butt

reality:

>bottom heavy w huge thighs

>sickly pale skin

>big bump on the bridge of my nose

>horrible profile n overbite

>stretchmarks everywhere

>big lips but they blend into my face cus their color

>crooked chipped teeth

>really saggy boobs cus fat kid n early puberty

>weird knees n feet

kms

No. 168613

>>168611
>speedy metabolism
Thats achivable by regular exercise/muscle mass. A natural 'speedy metabolism' doesn't exist.

No. 168614

>>168613

haha i know. I just wish I put more effort into fitness when i was a preteen/teen so that I could maintain it easier now. I'm just trying to get to that point now before it's too late.

No. 168615

Ideal:
>caramel skin
>Dark, curly hair
>Dainty nose
>Youthful
>Friendly face
>soft hourglass figure
>straight teeth
>5'7"
>115-120lbs
>confident
>social
>talented
>smart
>androgynous but attractive to either sex

Me:
>Blotchy burnt coffee skin
>exaggerated pear-shape
>Very large flat nose with massive nostrils
>Man chin
>Small beady eyes
>Large forehead
>Big lips
>Shitty smile
>Mean resting face
>Super course nappy hair and bald spots
>short
>10lbs too fat
>apparently look very old for my >age
>AVPD
>depressed

Apologies for incoming blogpost, but I feel that most of my issues would be solves if I just looked human at the very least.

I've tried improving the few skills that I have and putting more effort into my appearance, but it seems like it just keeps getting worse? Like I never realized how awful I actually was and wonder just how insufferable I must have been prior to trying so hard to become better.

Its not a good feel.

No. 168616

ideal
>adderall-tier energy/will power for work, academics, housekeeping stuff
>apartment is beautiful
>making and eating healthy yummy food
>proportional, feminine face
>endorphins from running 5 days/week
>sick architectural drafting skills
>a group of friends i actually like
>confident in what i want to do
>has some kind of awareness of what i like

me
>leaves dishes in the sink until they start smelling
>consumed only cereal, cheese, coffee today
>mad non-proportional ears, nose, witch chin
>exercise maybe once a week
>pretty unproductive for someone who doesn't have anything hanging over her head
>100% no friends in area
>too boring/narc-y to want to get to know anyone
>p much a virgin
>big ol fear of intimacy
>a lot of thighs
>repressed weeb aesthetic sense (aka bad taste)

No. 168617

What I would look like if I wasn't ugly and to be mentally stable and talented.

No. 168618

Ideal
>long straight blonde hair
>pale cool toned-skin
>blue eyes
>delicate hands
>hourglass figure
>clear skin
>Small upturned French nose

Reality:
>freckles
>black, curly …long hair
>skinny beak nose
>scamanda-like twinkie fingers
>pale olive skin (looks gray)
>blackest black eyes
>pear-shape with violin hips

No. 168619

ideal self
>5'7, 110lbs
>small pert butt
>small waist
>shiny black hair
>thick lips
>slim jawline with prominent cheekbones

reality
>6' 140lbs
>refrigerator body type
>long pancake ass
>dull limp hair
>small lips that are misshapen from scars and discoloration from birthmarks
>puffy bulimia face with severe overbite
>huge bumpy nose

ugh more than anything I just want a cute doll like side profile

No. 168620

Ideal:
>5'10"
>muscular stomach/thighs/arms etc.
>pert booty
>naturally perky, large boobs
>angular cheekbones
>unusual but still qt nose
>blowjob lips
>covered with top tier tattoos

Real:
>5'2"
>130ish lb
>cottage cheese thighs and butt
>big, saggy boobs
>double chin
>pudgy face
>broken jew nose
>too pussy and fat for tattoos

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 168621

Ideal
>no crippling anxiety
>no depression
>more flexibility
>more energy
>more money
>financial independence
>a hot girlfriend
>5'10"
>99 pounds (yes, I realize that's severely underweight)
>bigger boobs than I currently have
>curlier hair
>more defined chin

reality
>can't even drive because of my god damned anxiety
>haven't had a job in a decade
>used to be able to do the splits but nowadays I can't even touch my toes
>capable of sleeping for 18 hours straight
>become tired enough to fall asleep after being awake for 6 hours on average
>bank account regularly dips into the negative
>married to an obese man with jacked up teeth
>5'7"
>122 pounds
>sad little B cups
>thinner hair than Dakota
>no chin
>pancake ass
>stretch marks all over because I gained 70 pounds over 3 years when I hit puberty
>compulsive eater
>"some college"
>watching my life waste away
>posting on lolcow

No. 168622

>>168620
>blowjob lips

Anon, I put on some lip balm the other day and someone thought it was a fucking bee sting/allergic reaction. Blowjob lips aren't as glamorous as the Instahoes make it seem.

No. 168623

>>168622
What the fuck? You put on lipbalm and suddenly got bigger lips? Girl what

No. 168624

>>168623
Probably an Allergic Reaction, but that's not the same as Blowjob Lips though kek

No. 168625

>>168621
OT and possibly unwarrented health advice but have you had your blood checked recently? I only ask because I've been in that always sleeping constantly exhausted state for years and eventually found out it's because I have a really low vitamin B12 count. Might be worth a look if you can afford it anon.
Sage for OT

No. 168626

>>168623
>>168624
The glossiness of the lip balm made my lips look ridiculously red and huge.

No. 168627

>>168626
Sure it did kek.

No. 168628

>>168627
?

No. 168629

Ideal me:

>5'6
>Small and straight cute nose
>Slimmer, more feminine jaw
>Glowy skin
>Long legs
>Proportional body
>Less muscular and thinner thighs
>Cute af
>Lots of friends, never left behind

Reality:
>5'0
>Droopy nose w/ bump
>Sunken pale skin
>Short, big lower body
>Muscular weird thighs ??
>Always left out

No. 168630

>>168625
Anon, write sage in email to sage!

No. 168631

>>168625
Thank you for the advice! It's not a vitamin deficiency though (I actually had a bunch of bloodwork done a few months ago). It's regular ol' depression on top of a depressed episode from my bipolar disorder. I've been dealing with this shit for 2/3 of my life. Unless I'm manic, I expect to sleep for about 12 hours at a time and have very little energy when I'm awake. It's just really bad right now because of the depression + depressed episode bullshit.

>>168618
TIL Deanna Troi uses lolcow.


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