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Sperm Donor Game Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 01:26:47 AM No. 168004

So, just for fun, which guys sperm samples would you order if it would be socially acceptable to have all your kids through this?

https://www.europeanspermbank.com/spermdonor/sperm_donor.php#

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 01:28:47 AM No. 168005

>>168004
Personally I would choose a scandinavian guy with blue eyes and blonde hair for one of my kids, a nice tall slav for another, and a japanese because I'm a total weeb.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 02:32:12 AM No. 168006

If I was doing this seriously I would want to see their extended profiles. This info is so, so vague.

But since we're going by superficial stuff like eye color and height, I'll take 10 gallons of Zakaa's baby juice.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 02:37:30 AM No. 168007

Since no sperm banks have photos of their donors and I don't like taking risks none of them tbh

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:01:58 AM No. 168008

Alvar all the way
Black/white mixed babies are adorable

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:12:13 AM No. 168009

>>168006
>high schooler

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:20:03 AM No. 168010

>>168009
We're picking out sperm samples, not husbands.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:25:32 AM No. 168011

>>168007
Apparently a European sperm bank gave literally retarded black guy sperm to women who ordered smart white guy sperm kek.

So I wouldn't order anything from these.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 04:20:39 AM No. 168012

Ohhh sperm donors, most of those banks are legitimate I would say, I think I would go with the half Danish, half jap man..

I'm actually a sperm donor child, and egg donor child too lol

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 04:32:48 AM No. 168013

>>168005
This anon knows what's up

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 04:33:34 AM No. 168014

>>168011
The fuck? Link?

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 05:40:54 AM No. 168015

>>168004

Hecha

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 06:55:37 AM No. 168016

>>168011
Why would a sperm bank collect and keep sperm from someone mentally deficient?
>It's in Europe
Political correctness. I understand now

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 11:46:20 AM No. 168017

If I wasn't shy as fuck it would be so easy to just find a guy an get him to supply me with his sperm (if I wanted a kid). As women we have the power to create life, that's kind of awesome. Maybe that's why we're hated so much. lol

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 01:16:25 PM No. 168018

>>168012
How has being a sperm donor/egg donor child affected your life? How attractive would you say you are? Do you know any of the traits of the donors? This is interesting.

>>168005
I have thought about this: If you wanted a Jap kid, it would be sooo easy as a white girl to go to Japan, find a guy to fuck you until you get pregnant, and then leave. I think most Western guys would be like "fuck that you crazy bitch I'm not getting trapped" but asian guys, especially jap guys, are just beta enough to do it.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 01:19:27 PM No. 168019

>>168018
Sad but true

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 01:56:52 PM No. 168020

>>168018
You serious? There's an abundance of dumb/beta guys running around all across the globe. You won't have a hard time finding a sperm donor, anon. Young guys should be especially easy, they don't think, all they care about is busting a nut

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:03:00 PM No. 168021

>>168018
>asian guys, especially jap guys, are just beta enough to do it.
Don't be so hasty with that assumption. There are some serious assholes among Jap guys, especially if they (only) fuck white girls.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 03:53:37 PM No. 168022

>>168020

this. its as simple as saying "dont worry bby, I'm on the pill!" or "U can only get pregnant like two weeks after ur period and mine was a few days ago so we're totally safe!"

My roommates friend tried to do this to some poor jap guy during her study abroad. She thought he would marry her for 'the sake of the baby' but he ended up telling her "Keep the baby if you want but I'm not going to marry you when we've only known each other for a month." She ended up aborting it and coming back home.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 08:29:56 PM No. 168023

>>168011
Why would they have retard sperm?
Then again this is Europe and I don't understand that continent anymore

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 08:31:31 PM No. 168024

>>168022
Your roommates friend seems like a massive cunt

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 08:32:13 PM No. 168025

>>168022
Your roommate is a dumb bitch that needs to be sterilized.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 08:33:00 PM No. 168026

>>168025
meant roommate's friend*

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 08:44:45 PM No. 168027

just adopt if you're that fucking desperate to have kids??? why risk your health and shit, there are literally no upsides to being pregnant.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 09:33:27 PM No. 168028

>>168027
just adopt? do you even live in the real world? third world countries don't count.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 09:39:36 PM No. 168029

>>168027
there are people out there who love everything about being pregnant. they're usually the ones who become surrogates.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 10:01:45 PM No. 168030

>>168027
The reason why these people aren't adopting is because most people want to have kids that are their own and have their traits.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 10:07:01 PM No. 168031

>>168029
KEK yes that's how surrogacy works. it's totally not due to being poor as fuck.
also people donate organs for fun. feels good man.

Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 10:38:13 PM No. 168032

>>168031
people who meet the requirements for government assistance or welfare are unable to become surrogates for most reputable surrogacy centers. looks like someone's been rustled.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 12:17:07 AM No. 168033

>>168028
Yeah because adoption is soooo cheap and easy anon. And cute healthy kids are just overflowing the adoption centres. You don't sound like a retard at all.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 12:18:02 AM No. 168034

>>168031
There's this lady who did it 12 tomes cos she loves it. Google addicted to surrogacy.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 01:14:02 AM No. 168035

how desperate do you have to be to make a spunk thread on lolcow. please seek help dude.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 11:41:01 AM No. 168036

>>168035
>spunk
It's about self insemination and being able to choose your babies like at a supermarket, but thanks for playing.

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 01:55:07 PM No. 168037

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>>168035

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 04:49:08 PM No. 168038

Who are all these Scandinavians who take to selling their sperm? Are they in it for the money? Is the Scandinavians are cucks meme real?
????

Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 08:20:20 PM No. 168039

>>168038
Maybe they're the most popular product? Who knows

Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 03:32:25 AM No. 168040

>>168023
because they don't want to hurt fee fees

and maybe someone WANTS a retard baby

Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 11:20:31 AM No. 168041

Turns out midgets don't donate sperm

Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 02:33:03 PM No. 168042

>>168041
manlets, when will they learn?

Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 07:13:40 PM No. 168043

>>168038

It's what Scandinavia exports apparently: sperm for UK/some other countries women.

High demand for light features in kids.

Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 10:30:46 PM No. 168044

>>168011
>>168016
>>168023
Are we going to fact check her or are we just going to take it at face value?

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 02:51:27 PM No. 168045

>>168011
Forum thread
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-128846.html

Original article in dutch
http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20140211_00974289

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 05:20:03 PM No. 168046

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There are too many fuccbois to make a choice but I want the one that is blonde blue eyed, tall and educated.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 08:08:29 PM No. 168047

>>168043
UK men also don't donate enough sperm, a lot of it is imported from countries where the laws on sperm donation are less draconic, allowing men to feel more comfortable giving it up. In the UK, USA, a lot of eastern europe etc. the possibility of their sperm one day wishing to track them down or even desire alimony is very real.

Anonymous 05/20/16 (Fri) 09:57:54 AM No. 168048

>>168045
That is fucked up

Anonymous 05/20/16 (Fri) 10:06:00 AM No. 168049

Sperm donation is crazily restricted in France. Can't be donated for money and they have to already have kids. And you can't choose, I think.

Anonymous 05/20/16 (Fri) 10:26:50 AM No. 168050

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This thread has me cracking up.

Anyways, Claus seems like a good guy to choose - I don't really like that's he introverted but everything else is good.

Anonymous 05/20/16 (Fri) 03:39:07 PM No. 168051

>>168050

Introvert is good though.

Anonymous 05/20/16 (Fri) 11:24:32 PM No. 168052

>>168050
>Race Caucasian
>Caucasians
God damn it when you retards learn who are caucasians? It's a group of ethnicities who live on caucasus mountains right between asia and europe.

Also, look at his weight, this rings the bell, it doesn't speak much about his health.
Soft spoken, pleasant and introverted, chances are you are going to get fucked up kid. None of the masculine treats.

Anonymous 05/21/16 (Sat) 09:27:32 AM No. 168053

>>168050
>172 cm
why would you want manlet children anon

Anonymous 05/21/16 (Sat) 12:16:56 PM No. 168054

>>168052
>God damn it when you retards learn who are caucasians?
lol

Anonymous 05/21/16 (Sat) 02:23:02 PM No. 168055

>>168052

Caucasian is better than white tho

"White" leads dumb people to think Ariana Grande or even PT after 2 days at the beach are of a different race than a blonde, blue eyes german

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 03:29:39 PM No. 168056

>>168052
It's a general term for white people you pretentious bitch

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 03:30:59 PM No. 168057

>>168050
He's pretty noice

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 05:48:27 PM No. 168058

>>168050

what's the problem with his weight? he is thin but not underweight.

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 06:10:17 PM No. 168059

If the world had to resorted to this for everyone we would just end up with fucking blonde, fair blue eyed people.

Lets not

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 07:37:02 PM No. 168060

https://www.europeanspermbank.com/donor-search/malik.html

i need him he's the tallest and thinest and I wanna have aryan asian babies with him

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 08:52:54 PM No. 168061

>>168059
What's wrong with that?

Anonymous 05/22/16 (Sun) 08:54:21 PM No. 168062

>>168060
Sounds good but "Malik"? Isn't that a middle eastern name?

Anonymous 05/23/16 (Mon) 11:19:38 AM No. 168063

>>168061

Not everyone wants to look like Hitler babies

Anonymous 05/23/16 (Mon) 07:28:42 PM No. 168064

>>168062
"It is also one of the Names of God in the Qur'an, and is then al-Malik (الملك) or The King, Lord of the Worlds in the absolute sense (denoted by the definite article), meaning the King of Kings, above all earthly rulers. Hence, Abdelmelik ("servant of [Allah] the King ") is an Arabic male name."

it is, but it could just be his parents thought it was a "cool and exotic" name

Anonymous 05/23/16 (Mon) 07:31:10 PM No. 168065

>>168060
>>168064
Also, I'm sure these guys don't use their real names on this