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Anonymous 11/25/15 (Wed) 10:37:53 PM No. 165283

If you woke up with male genitals tomorrow, what would be the first thing you would do?

Anonymous 11/25/15 (Wed) 10:44:05 PM No. 165284

Piss standing up and see how far I could shoot my cum. Also, this should probably be in /b/.

Anonymous 11/25/15 (Wed) 11:43:04 PM No. 165285

I want /r9k/ to leave.

Anonymous 11/25/15 (Wed) 11:55:41 PM No. 165286

Fuck a guy.

Anonymous 11/25/15 (Wed) 11:56:21 PM No. 165287

>>165284
this.

/thread

Anonymous 11/26/15 (Thu) 01:13:43 AM No. 165288

>>165283
Stick it in a blender

Anonymous 11/26/15 (Thu) 04:47:01 AM No. 165289

cool, i would shoot cum in my nose. sounds like a great time to me

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 12:28:08 PM No. 165290

Rape

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 12:38:53 PM No. 165291

Be glad that it didn't disappear overnight

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 03:59:28 PM No. 165292

I dunno… having a dick seems like it would be kinda boring tbh. I guess I'd masturbate and… that's it? And wonder why the hell it was there obviously.

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 05:19:20 PM No. 165293

I'd celebrate the lack of need for a strap-on and fuck the shit out of my bf all day

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 05:48:36 PM No. 165294

Fuck my boyfriend and cum on his face.

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 05:59:54 PM No. 165295

Cry because I can't wear cute panties anymore.

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 07:30:52 PM No. 165296

>>165295
Says who?

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 09:36:25 PM No. 165297

>>165284
>>165286
>>165290
>>165293
>>165294
aw, you.

Anonymous 12/15/15 (Tue) 07:34:02 AM No. 165298

I'd strut around town with my huge new boner and make people uncomfortable.

Maybe take a yoga-in-the-park sorta class too

Anonymous 12/15/15 (Tue) 10:58:31 AM No. 165299

>>165296

Agreed

Anonymous 12/16/15 (Wed) 01:51:41 AM No. 165300

Try to suck my own dick

Anonymous 12/17/15 (Thu) 03:37:12 AM No. 165301

First would probably be masturbating

next up start lifting hard to become the perfect bara

Anonymous 12/17/15 (Thu) 11:04:27 AM No. 165302

>>165283
shove my huge cock up the arseholes of all the dud roots who wasted my time

Anonymous 12/17/15 (Thu) 04:51:34 PM No. 165303

probably cry for a minute then go fuck my ex right in the butt

Anonymous 12/18/15 (Fri) 12:08:35 AM No. 165304

>>165294
I wish I could cum on a dudes face. Looks like fun.

Anonymous 12/18/15 (Fri) 05:19:37 AM No. 165305

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Have someone suck my dick. It looks like it feels so amazing.

Anonymous 12/18/15 (Fri) 07:46:39 AM No. 165306

I'd slap my dick against things

Anonymous 12/18/15 (Fri) 12:15:42 PM No. 165307

>>165305
I always assumed that getting your pussy eaten felt better, based on how women react to oral vs. how men react.

Anonymous 12/18/15 (Fri) 02:11:17 PM No. 165308

Masturbate all day,donate the semen and bath in money.

Anonymous 12/19/15 (Sat) 12:23:18 AM No. 165309

>>165283
I'd go outside and pee on as many objects as possible and then I'd return home and put my dick and balls on my bf's head. Maybe slap him with it a bit.
I'd also do that helicopter thing where they swing their peen around in circles. After that it'd be boring and I'd want my vag back.

Anonymous 12/19/15 (Sat) 06:04:29 AM No. 165310

>>165306
That's my fetish (///)

Anonymous 12/19/15 (Sat) 07:03:29 PM No. 165311

stick my dick in any object with a hole. then chop it off and feed it to a dog.

Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 01:19:03 AM No. 165312

cry

then probably play with it