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No. 160206

I'm so tired of big butts being the thang atm

No. 160207

zero tittys and ass ftw

No. 160208

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>>160207
same anon
but i learnt to be happy with what i got

No. 160209

>>160208
i used to be jelly of all the thick girls in high school cuz of cleavage/curves, but everyones got nice things and fucked up things about them

No. 160210

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Having small tits is acceptable (and in most cases delicious), because you cannot affect the size and firmness of those through exercise alone (to a degree at least).

There is nothing more unattractive than a flabby, unworked ass.

NO EXCUSES

DO
YOUR
SQUATS

No. 160211

>>160210
sry anon but thanks to my genetics i have a really manly looking ass
ive been doing squats and although it got bigger it still has an unfortunate man-like shape

No. 160212

>>160211

Oh, well, my apologies. Now I feel terrible.
Does putting on weight help at all?

(for the record androgynous girls are my favourite type of girl)

No. 160213

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>>160212
you mean as in me gaining weight?
if yes, then no.
my sister has the same ass shape same and she gained 50lbs
still looks as unfortunate as mine

No. 160214

>>160213
same ass shape as me*
i need to go to sleep

No. 160215

big asses ARE overrated - you know why? Because usually it's all FAT asses, not round cute ones (albeit small sometimes). In fact, squats can only do so much for perkiness. which is alright, I think.

Proportions and good posture (lack of lordosis in this case). this should be everyone goals

No. 160216

>>160215
good posture is a constant battle
i do a bit of pilates and use a foam roller on tight spots, it seems to help

No. 160217

>>160206
Usually I'd report this so it can be put in /b/ but i prefer a troll over a m*le.

Big nice toned asses along with big firm mango titties and a slender toned waist and toned limbs are the best.

No. 160218

those big assed girls are still getting more dates and money than all of you at the end of the day

No. 160219

>>160218

Doesn't mean everyone wants a big ass tho js

Some of us just want a night tight lil plump butt and not some fucking water balloon shit tucked down our pants

No. 160220

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>>160219

id rather this

No. 160221

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>>160220

than this gross shit

No. 160222

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No. 160223

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No. 160224

>>160215

Agreed, squat asses usually look best. It's always some big hipped hippo thunder thigh girl with a huge FAT ass. They know it too and act like it's hot.

I just find it vile

No. 160225

>>160219
That's fine. But you are still broke and single so stop being a hater.(>>>/b/)

No. 160226

>>160225

Why because I don't want a big ugly fat ass? Everyone has different opinions anon, not every woman on the planet wants an ass or a fake set of tits. Did it ever occur to you that some of us are happy with our bodies?

Lol and to still use the "omg ur broke and single and no 1 luvs u" tactic is sad af.

No. 160227

>>160225

bigfatbutthurt-chan is clearly butthurt kek

No. 160228

>>160226
Everyone can have an opinion but your opinion is wrong.

No. 160229

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No. 160230

>>160228

Why because I don't like fat asses?

Not everyone wants one tho, how is that wrong?

No. 160231

>>160229

that isnt even a big ass tho

sorry to offend u ass-chan

No. 160232

>>160231
The op said big asses but used a picture of an an obese woman. Being obese isn't trendy but having a big ass is, there is a difference.

No. 160233

>>160224
are you a man?

No. 160234

>>160233

Clearly not.
Men rarely ever use the word "vile", they typically default to "disgusting" or "gross".

No. 160235

>>160225
Go shitpost somewhere else please

No. 160236

>>160221
Hate this trend too. It looks so trashy. Not to mention they are all fucking fake. All the celebs praised for their big asses have implants/wear padded underwear.

No. 160237

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This is the perfect assssssss!!! She's so fucking hot.

No. 160238

>>160237
Chubby chaser pls leave

No. 160239

I have a naturally big ass and was called duckbutt in highschool and this thread is making me feel terrible about myself :(

No. 160240

the only thing I hate more than big asses is twerking

No. 160241

>>160239
Me too. It's not my fault that I have a huge butt : <

If it makes you flat butts feel any better, I have teeny weeny titties, so it balances out. I'd rather have huge boobs and no butt.

No. 160242

>>160221
it's like a shelf

No. 160243

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No. 160244

>>160243
That underwear seems highly impractical.

No. 160245

>>160244

Yeah it's a one-way ticket to yeast valley but it's still cute.

No. 160246

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>>160241
This.

>always had big butt

>got bullied for my butt
>grow up
>have small tits
>big ass still
>look so disproportionate
>want a nice rack with a smaller butt

No. 160247

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>tfw you have a flat chest but a big ass
I've always loved flat to small boobs with big butts.
idk, it's just pretty hot

No. 160248

>>160246
anon, what are you talking about?
big ass small tits is a fucking great body
If you want to wear sexy clothes; you can wear padding
If you want to wear kawaii clothes, your body suits it too (assuming youre skinny)
Never feel bad about your booty anon

No. 160249

>tfw huge ass
>tfw 34E tiddays
>always wanted to be DFC with wide hips

Maybe I'll get a reduction.
Or a binder. A binder is good.

No. 160250

>>160249
Anon im >>160247
but are you sure you want a flat chest? Also why do you want one?

No. 160251

>>160250

To me a wide ass and small breasts are the epitome of femininity.

No. 160252

People have liked big asses since the dawn of time, it's not a new thing flatass

No. 160253

>>160251
the only attractive body shape for a woman is hourglass

big butt + flat chest is a combo that belongs in a gay porn

No. 160254

>>160253

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

No. 160255

>>160249
>34E
Get out you fat cunt

No. 160256

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>ITT

No. 160257

>>160255
Yeah seriously, why do fat girls try to brag about their saggy fat tits. If you wear a band size above 32, or have an actual ribcage measurement above 30, and you're not like 6 ft tall, you are fucking fat.

No. 160258

>>160253

Or Subway CP. Check it out, even Subway's "fight obesity" foundation was just a front for fat fucks to spend $$$$$$ on child porn: https://www.yahoo.com/health/jared-fogles-child-obesity-foundation-an-apparent-127479685408.html

No. 160259

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>>160257
>>160255

I'm 5'7" but a 34 band is not fat in the slightest. You've got to be severely disorder or insane to believe this.

Picture related is a 34 band size and you believe this is obese? Seek help.

No. 160260

>>160257

You've never heard of people having a wider rib cage wut
I have a 36 band and I'm 123lbs.

No. 160261

>>160259
34 is an average woman's bust size, cannot imagine 34 ribcage with breast on top of that, that is unless you're 6ft tall

No. 160262

>>160261

Most women here in the UK have 34C tits at the most it's common

No. 160263

>>160243

Love her body, wish there was more boob then it'd be fab

bi girl here

I love ur snatch anon

No. 160264

>>160261
nigga you do know the numbers in a bra size are for the ribcage, right? the letters are for the breast size. so 34C would be a 34 inch ribcage with C tits, which is what those breasts look like, and i highly doubt that chick is any taller than 5'6".

No. 160265

>>160260
You're probably like 5'0. MUH BIG BONED

No. 160266

>>160262
64% of UK women are overweight.

No. 160267

>>160265

I'm 5'5" actually.
Next?

No. 160268

>>160266

Are you like, Asian or something?
You realise European bone structures are wider and denser than that of a lot of races. A 34 band is not fat in the slightest, I can't believe I'm even reading this. This is next level tier delusion.

No. 160269

>>160264
yes i know. 34 inch ribcage is huge to me. but I don't live in hambugerica so maybe that's why.

No. 160270

I used to work at a high end lingerie place and we hardly ever had anyone under a 34 band size and it wasn't just super skinny girls. At 5'3 and 190 lbs even I only wear a 36.
>>160264 The most common bra size in South Korea and China is THIRTY FOUR A (34B in Japan) Its got nothing to do with america.

No. 160271

>>160268
she don't need to be asian to know that brits are extremely fat. and european features aren't denser and wider, it's just your poor excuse to being fat. just go to ukraine, slovakia or other non-westernized white country and see that normal women don't have 34 ribcages.

No. 160272

I don't get this discussion… you all mean 34 inches as in 86cm? Under bust? That's how wide my hips are….

No. 160273

>>6698
How tall are you??????

No. 160274


No. 160275

>>160270
same anon. Most girls my weight wear at least a 40. Some people just carry more/less weight on their rib cage than average people do or have wider/narrower rib cages than average people. Why are we even having this convo on this thread though? this is a butt thread.

No. 160276

>>160267
so you're chubby

No. 160277

>>160269

Why are you assuming I live in the US?
I don't and there is something seriously wrong with you.

No. 160278

Idiots even in Asian countries 34 band is the most common size.
You accusing most of China, South Korea and Japan of being obese?

No. 160279

Generally if you have a band size less than 34 it's not because you're thin, it's because you're short as fuck.

Basically the people spamming this thread that 34 is fat are salty dwarves.

No. 160280

>>160276
Troll trolling poorly. Most supermodels have a 32-34 chest measurement, are they fat too?

No. 160281

>>160280
Most supermodels aren't 5'5 dipshit

No. 160282

>>160280
Yeah… They are also super tall dumbass…

>bragging about having model stat while being a dwarf

>Being this fucking delusional

No. 160283

>>160253
That's your opinion.
I know tons of guys that like big butts and flat or small boobs.

No. 160284

>>160283
and buttplugs

No. 160285

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>>160284
You must be a fatty or some shit to be upset that tons of guys dont like big tits

No. 160286

>>160285
I thought this place was for fatties since it has turned into fatass appreciation thread

No. 160287

>>160269
i think its pretty obvious this anon is trolling or a little 13 year old girl who's still wearing training bras so they sizes only say S M or L on them. they obviously have no idea how real bra sizes work. come back when you're finished puberty.

No. 160288

you guys realize the girl with the 34 band size is probably just a girl that hasnt gotten fit properly, right? i'm a 28 but settle for 34 bc i'm not spending 50 bucks on an expensive ass bra just so it "fits better".

No. 160289

I'm starting to get the feeling the majority of people on this board are severely mentally ill.

No. 160290

Seriously.
So many of you are fucked up Anorexics, mentally ill fools, with no real concept of reality. It's the female version of r9k. This thread is living proof.
"If your band-size is 34 you're fat"
You need to be hospitalized.
You know that Anorexia makes you lose braincells?
Please seek help.
I'm a 32 and I'm considered skinny/small boned.

No. 160291

>>160290

I'm the 34E girl and I've never been properly fit in my life, but all the 34 band bras have always fit me confortably.

No. 160292

ITT fatties call skinny people anorexic

No. 160293

>>160224
tons of men like it hot because it's seen as hot. no need to act jealous because you don't have a big butt

No. 160294

>>160292
>>160291
>>160290
>>160289
ITT angry fatty samefagging.

>>160287
>>160288
Did you read my original post? If your actual ribcage measurement is larger than 30, which usually corresponds to a 34+ band size, you are fat.

No. 160295

>>160294
in what universe do you live in? i've never even seen bras under 32 inches in a store. are you shopping in the tween section or something? i'm 5'3" 118 pounds and I'm a 36B/34C

No. 160296

>>160295
5'3 118lbs isnt skinny nor slim.
you're average

No. 160297

>>160296
but not a fatty, nigger. which is the point. 34 is not fat, its average.

No. 160298

>>160297
i'm not the anon that said it was fat you retard.
youre not fat but youre not skinny either.
maybe you have a stomach with big tits? that could make you chubby

No. 160299

>>160226
It's one thing to be happy with your own body, but why do you get so fucking analpained over other peoples' bodies? You sound exactly like those fat chicks who blast that Meaghan Trainor song and talk about skinny girls being gross and ugly.
You just sound jealous.

No. 160300

>>160279
pretty much. I have a band size of 30 but I"m 5' and I don't think anyone here will be calling me thin anytime soon

No. 160301

>>160294

>if your actual ribcage measurement is larger than 30, which usually corresponds to a 34+ band size, you are fat.


5'7" and 134lbs is fat in your universe?
Kek, kill yourself you dwarf.

No. 160302

>>160295
You don't know how bras work, do you? The band size does not correspond exactly to your ribcage measurement. Someone with a 26 inch ribcage, for example, will probably wear a 30 or 32 band size. And where the fuck do you live that 30 bras don't exist? Probably America…

And 5'3 118 is terribly sloppy.

No. 160303

>>160301
It's a bit chubby, yeah. You're also taller than average.

No. 160304

>>160303

5'7" and 134lbs is bang smack in the middle of healthy at a BMI of 21.0 and you don't even know how much muscle she has.

You pro-ana bitches are insane.

No. 160305

>>160303

>It's a bit chubby, yeah

Are you the kind of idiot that thinks a single weight applies the same across a variety of heights? Even at 5'0" 134lbs is a perfectly normal, healthy weight.
You cannot say that 134lbs is chubby when you have no idea what that person looks like.

No. 160306

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>>160303

Tell me again about how fat I am you crazy dwarf bitch.

No. 160307

>>160306

ooooo anon has cute body

i like anon's body ;3

No. 160308

Oh my god.
I'm skinny.
And you're all fucking retarded.
My band-size is 30-32. The one time I tried a 28 it wouldn't even wrap around my back.

No. 160309

>>160302
you do know muscle weighs more than fat, right?

No. 160310

>>160306
i love your body anon ;_;

No. 160311

>>160304
In my country 5'7 and 134lbs is chubby, average weight is from 105lbs to 130lbs, and under 100lbs is anorexic

No. 160312

>>160311

Tell me the name of your country so that I can make a note to never go there.

No. 160313

>>160306
Oh no honey :( why would you post something like this? You're only proving her point…

No. 160314

>>160313
???
Anon is not fat. I swear, this place is crawling with pro ana chicks who think anyone who doesn't look like Ally McBeal is a whale

No. 160315

>>160314
ally mcbeal… that so ancient
she was cute though

No. 160316

>>160306
why would you do this

No. 160317

>>160302
Ok so like what is the truth about this band size shit? Some places i read rib size = band size (so I have a 34" rib size and wear a 34DDD and it fits fine and yes I'm a fatty chan). Like Victoria's Secret goes by this rule. But on other sites I read you add a few inches. So idk should I get professionally measured or what.

No. 160318

>>160302
american stores don't sell any band sizes smaller than 32.

No. 160319

Today, I quit this board.
Holy shit, this thread is retarded.
Bye.

No. 160320

>>160306
You're cute, but average. Not super skinny or anything? Also get some muscles

No. 160321

>>160313
Even if anon was chubby, you sound like a massive cunt, honey :(

No. 160322

>>160314
Fucking this.

No. 160323

>>160317
I think I read somewhere that the method of rib cage size + add a couple inches is outdated and from a time where bras weren't so elastic/stretchable. if the bra band is stretchable go for a rib cage measurement.

No. 160324

>>160304
It really depends on the individual. I'm around the same height and when I was 130 I was pretty chubby. But I have a very small frame and literally no muscle. But then I know people who weighed more than me and look super fit.

No. 160325

>>160306
I am your same height, you look pretty bad anon. Need to lose about 10-15 lbs and get a better top.

No. 160326

>>160306
I think you look great but do you need to make fun of short girls you fucking bitch smh

No. 160327

>>160314
The proanas are pretty numerous here and they call anyone with a BMI of over 15 a fatty. But usually they're just skinnyfat bitter bitches who believe that if they can't be small and kawaii, nobody else can.

No. 160328

>>160325
Wow, harsh. "Pretty bad"? Honestly?

No. 160329

>>160328
She looks really sloppy and gross. Do you not know what a healthy, attractive person looks like?

No. 160330

>>160306
How can you be 134 lbs?
I'm 120 lbs same height and I think I look bigger than you!

No. 160331

>>160329
Well, you and I clearly have different visions of what "really sloppy and gross" looks like. She pretty clearly falls well within the "healthy" weight range. Want to post your amazing body for comparison?

No. 160332

>>160306
wtf is up with your left arm?????

No. 160333

The fact you people consider that girl fat proves how badly you need to commit suicide

No. 160334

>>160330

I do yoga and swim semi-regularly.

No. 160335

>>160325
>>160329
You must look like shit IRL telling yourself you're "healthy" lmao

No. 160336

>>160334
Thanks kind anon that's exactly what I was planning to do. Happy to got a confirmation.

No. 160337

>>160335
HAES fatty detected

No. 160338

>>160328
r u american lol

No. 160339

>>160338
Yep, but not an Amerifat, so don't even go there. I'm significantly underweight; I've never even been at a "normal weight" in my adult life. That girl above is not fat whatsoever. Not just compared to the general American population, either. She looks fine. I don't see a problem.

No. 160340

>>160339
You're probably one of the """naturally skinny""" girls who sits on her flabby ass eating pizza all day. The kind of girls that have an underweight BMI but the waistline of a fatass, because their body is entirely composed of flab with no muscle mass to speak of.

No. 160341

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>>160340
LOL nope. Nice try, though. I have some GI issues and greasy/fatty foods are off the table. Can't even remember the last time I ate pizza. I guess I'm """naturally skinny""" in that I have a really small frame - narrow shoulders and hips and such - but the last time I posted a pic of my body online, I got shit on for not having enough body fat. I like vascularity and visible musculature, but I also think that the girl above has a nice-looking body and is far from being a "fatass." Sure, she's no bodybuilder, but that doesn't equal "fat."

No. 160342

>>160341
inb4 inevitable body-snarking comments

No. 160343

>>160341
You look 70 years old. Now I see why you get insecure when people comment on others' bodies.

No. 160344

>>160343
Not insecure, but thanks! I'm actually turning 100 this year, so 70 is quite a compliment.
>>160342
>>160343
I was prepared.

No. 160345

>>160332
left arm cut?

No. 160346

>>160335
Anon, unless you are the original poster my reply does not apply to you. Relax pls.

No. 160347

>>160332
looks like a tag to me

No. 160348

>>160261
How do people have such small band sizes? I can't get past 38 no matter how much I starve.

No. 160349

>>160348
Try corsets and waist training? Or even proper diet

No. 160350

>>160306
Holy shit anon I am currently working to have your body ;-;

No. 160351

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My friend grew up getting picked on for having a large ass, but now that it's the "in" thing, she's really happy. I'm happy for her… I guess.

I'm a black girl with a very small ass (but perky like pic related, not Miley Cyrus level), and I was picked on for being a black girl with a flat ass. Now that pretty much everyone's expected to have it, I feel even worse. And I lift weights, but maybe I'm not lifting enough. I have large thighs already (which makes it a trillion times worse), but shit like squats just makes them bigger and I want to avoid that.

No. 160352

>>160348
wait what??? Are you a giant???

My underbust is 28 at 5'4

No. 160353

>>160351
Don't do squats. Squats only enlarge your quads, they do hardly anything for your butt.

https://www.t-nation.com/training/dispelling-the-glute-myth

No. 160354

>>160351
Anon, you sound a lot like me.
At this point, I think I'm just going to buy those lame body-shapers/butt enhancing things just so I don't catch any more shit.
Deep down, I don't really give a fuck about asses, but it hurts when people give me shit for not having one.

No. 160355

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>>160351
>>160354
I'm asian, and while I have heard "wow, you have an ass for an asian girl," it's really only from the side and not even big compared to other girls. From the back view, I look embarrassing. Since I work out a lot, my glutes are really round but lack the fat at the bottom plus they're small compared to the rest of my body. My ex said my ass looks like a man's ass from the back, and my current bf said my ass isn't quite as nice as it was when I was a little heavier and didn't lift so much.

My lower body looks like pic related. So yeah, I feel you girls. I actually care about having a butt since all the girls around me do, and while looking athletic and "boyish" is cool, it's kind of disproportionate.

I'm pretty much only satisfied when I have a glute pump from hip thrusts, donkey kicks, etc on leg day.

No. 160356

>>160352
38 is probably her band size and not her actual underbust measurement, for example with a 28 underbust you'd probably be a 34 band size

No. 160357

>>160356
no, I wear a 28 band size. 34 is huge

/r/abrathatfits

No. 160358

>>160357
most retailers' sizing does not remotely conform to the method on /r/abrathatfits

No. 160359

>>160358

so? maybe it's more inconvenient for some people and I can understand why you would wear 'standard' sizes but you can still purchase these bras (and I do) and often find they fit much better honestly

No. 160360

>>160359
the point is that she was probably talking about the size wears at victorias secret or whatever and her actual underbust measurement is not 38

No. 160361

I've never been bullied for having a flat ass. Is this a thing people really tease others about?

No. 160362

My tits used to be my pride, they're large for my weight and very perky for their size.
But my butt is just a sad mess no matter how much I try. :( Exercising only seems to make it squarer, not perkier.

No. 160363

>>160360
It's inconvenient and expensive, especially if you get it wrong.

No. 160364

>>160361
I've been made fun of for having "no ass" quite a few times. I'm now extremely uncomfortable leaving the house in anything less than a very long shirt/sweater/coat that covers my ass…

No. 160365

>>160364
(or, rather, my lack thereof)

No. 160366

>>160364
Same. Even super self-conscious girls show off their cute butts, but I mine is flat and gross and nothing fucking works. Gahh

No. 160367

>>160360

That's cool, I understand that now. But I was replying to someone telling me I'm a 34 bra size when I cannot wear a 34. I got confused when the person said they had a "38 underbust" and read it is as 38 INCHES under bust measurement :o

No. 160368

>>160364
Just get over it?? it's only an ass. You're gonna find someone who doesn't care- and you shouldnt care either. Everyone has something they are self conscious about. Giving into bullying is pathetic.

No. 160369

>>160364
>>160368

I wouldn't say get over it. Maybe work out a bit and cute a cute small butt. Telling someone to "just get over it" ever hardly works.

No. 160370

I don't even get why asses are "the thing" now. I associate asses with feces and disgusting things so why would you like that shit.

No. 160371

I think all butts are ugly.

No. 160372

I have a small but shapely butt yet I still feel bad about not having a big one. I don't even like them I just want to be attractive

No. 160373

>>160368
Ehh, it's more avoiding bullying than giving into it. I just got sick of hearing comments about my non-ass, so now I don't let anyone see it (and, TBH, the super-baggy-in-the-back jeans look really isn't attractive). I don't get the comments anymore. I just feel naked now if I try to go outside wearing something that actually shows my non-ass.

>>160370
Me too.

No. 160374

>>160372
same. butt is sort of small, its round and perky, but it can sometimes look flat from the side esp with shorts and i hate it so much ughhh

No. 160375

what can i do to get a bigger ass

No. 160376

Big butts are ugly, no butts are ugly, medium butt is best butt



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