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No. 1462995

post devilish things you have done
>screamed spiders on the bouncy castle to have it all for myself
>hid the school books so my class didnt have to do reports on them
>stole my classmate's white playdoh

No. 1463007

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I'm a good little worker but occasionally I don't want to do something that I decide is wrong and I "forget" to do it. It's so unlike me they always believe it.

No. 1463015

In 7th grade math class, I sat next to a girl who would listen to her iPod while we worked. One time she had to go use the bathroom so she left her iPod on the table, unattended. It was paused. I cranked the volume all the way up. The look on her face when she hit "play" split my sides. I was kind of a little shit.

No. 1463016

Once, I was in 2nd grade, my brother was … i think 6th or 7th grade? Anywho. Hes in the shower before school and I cant remember what made me snap. I took his clothes sitting ontop of the toilet and threw them inside. Ge spent 20 minutes looking for the clothes before he found it .
Around my middle school era I had a prank pack of “itching powder”. Yet again, this brother tests me and drives me insane. I snapped, went to his underwear drawer, and poured the powder all over his clothes. Underwear, socks, tanks. He spent weeks scratching and swearing losing his shit because everything was uncomfortable. I threw the evidence into a public trash can and was never caught.
Fast forward to many many years later, we are smoking a bong and bonding. I told him about the prank he stopped- went straight faced- and hit my arm so hard it bruised. He told me everyone thought he had crabs in his class. Mega kek. Worth it!

No. 1463023

I go out of my way to reassure my friend with OCD even though I know that is enabling behavior. I can identify what each friend is looking for in a friend or in my specifically and I will play that up to keep them as friends. Sometimes I will lie to their faces to make them happy. Sometimes I say or do things I think are stupid or untrue just to keep them close.

No. 1463027

>>1463023
How is devilish?

No. 1463032

I was young and broke and a bit jaded against men, so I tricked one. See some guy was looking to pay for sex, scummy shit, I met up with him, got a meal, chatted, I never planned do it and I think my nervousness showed, it almost failed. I asked for half first to ensure he has the cash. Then we went together to a motel. That built trust. I said we should shower first, asked if he wanted to go first or me. He went first, put the rest of the cash on the bed and went in. I told him I was going to let my friend know where I am just in case. Grabbed the cash, slipped out the door, and ran. Managed to get one angry text about it before O blocked him. Wtf was he gonna do, say he tried to hire a prostitute illegally and got scammed? There's a chance he got scared to try again. It's not the best way to get cash fast but if the world puts you in this position, survive.

No. 1463034

>>1463027
I guess because I am not being myself most of the time. I feel bad about the reassurance thing because I know that it's kind of addictive to people with OCD but I'll go out of my way to tell them that they've done nothing wrong and that they're alright and normal kek.

No. 1463035

This is just another confessions thread

No. 1463040

>>1463035
no?

No. 1463042

Changed the password on mine and my friend's shared Neopets account when we were fighting.

No. 1463043

>>1463042
i once did this to a friends acc and stole all her furniture in Mundo Gaturro(spanish club penguin) i also hacked her email, i was such a bitch and then wondered why she hated me in middle school, kek.

No. 1463045

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I have never done anything illegal.

No. 1463048

>>1463045
its not illegal its devilsh, did you never steal your friend cute pencil out of jealosy? i did and i chewed it up after

No. 1463052

>>1463048
Sure. But you underestimate retards who will say anything to 1-up anonymous online.

No. 1463053

>>1463050
Bait.

No. 1463055

>>1463050
i know you shouldnt respond to scrotes but you are going to get visited by the FBI retard, i hope you are just baiting and they just arrest you over your 50GB of lolicon

No. 1463058

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>>1463052
this board can get a lil retarded at times so i hope it doesnt devolve into that and they understand is about petty dumb things we did as children or non-illegal mean things. I want the vibe of pic rel for this thread, just dumb petty fun things.

No. 1463060

>>1463053
The way scrotes are so uncreative and predictable. Posting LARP multiple times bc no one cares lmao. We are all sooo shocked and scared!

No. 1463068

>>1462995
As a kid I had this friend named Erica who nobody else was friends with cause I was a loner. One day in class we had an assignment where we would have to pick a person anonymously write a compliment for them. I picked her but as I am a mega autist who can't lie and wanted my compliment to be specific, I couldn't think of what to write. Eventually I just wrote "you are loud" as my compliment. When she opened it up she cried and asked who would write such a mean thing. I felt too guilty to tell her it was me.

No. 1463070

I once ducked a bit while walking on a line in school, the minimoid behind me hit himself like a retard with a school project, he didn't know how, could that happen, it was funny.

No. 1463074

>>1463070
What kind of school project?

No. 1463102

I love to blank on men in public. I will 180 and walk away if they start talking to me or ask me for assistance. Go ask an employee or a fellow scrote. I will even do this to my detriment, say I'm in a line and some scrote tries to make conversation with me. I'll put my items down like a Sim and just walk away with no expression

No. 1463122

>>1463102
Lol same, I've stopped acknowledging moids in the street whenever they try to talk to me (except for delivery guys asking for directions), sometimes they lose their shit, it's hilarious. Once at bus stop a guy said hi and I was so taken aback because literally nobody makes greetings at bus stops, not even bored elderly people, the guy doubled down and I could only stare at him blankly, not saying a word, which pissed him off so much.

No. 1463138

This thread has appeared at the perfect time because CALLING ALL PETTY ANONS, I need your advice. I have a scrotes phone number and address - what can I do with this information to frustrate/inconvenience him? He isn't an ex or hookup, or family. I just dislike him intensely and want to mess with him.

No. 1463141

>>1463138
Sign him up for shit loads of catalogues that he will receive in the mail.

No. 1463142

>>1463141
He'll just throw them away though, that's not aggravating enough

No. 1463143

>>1463142
You can use prank delivery services to deliver poop (animal) or a confetti package.

No. 1463144

>>1463141
Also use his phone number to sign up to market research, online courses, anything scammy. He’ll be spammed up to his eyeballs.

No. 1463145

>>1463138
sign him up on realtor.com and websites like it. like car insurance refinancers and shit too. all those freaks never stop calling.

No. 1463146

>>1463144
Sign him up for paul mitchells school and book a tour lmao

No. 1463150

>>1463138
I once got back at a guy by posting his phone number on adult chat sites pretending to be a 19 year old woman, the horny old men just roll in.

No. 1463192

>>1463150
That's the one!

No. 1463197

>>1463138
Sign him up for visits and reading materials from Jehova's Witnesses. And scientologists. And mormons.

No. 1463290

>>1463040
what's the difference

No. 1463309

>>1463074
It was a diorama, the diorama was fine, I think the retard was exaggerating when he acted all hurt and confused.

No. 1463495

Scammed twitter furries for $2k and ghosted them.

No. 1464297

I don’t put a lid on sauces or exploding foods when I reheat them in the microwave

No. 1464298

>>1463495
Good for you. How did you do it?

No. 1464460

on multiple occasions lost my shit on scrotes at school back in the day, not with words but violence. i kicked a guy in the stomach when he kept throwing my bag down off the seat id reserved for my friend, on another occasion i punched a manlet in the face for calling my morbidly obese friend fat

No. 1464462

>>1464460
samefag, someone left their computer logged on in the library so i went on ratemypoo, the next week we all had to get our passwords reset. data breach or my devilish antics?

No. 1474121

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>be me
>in apartment
>roommate being loud as fuck
>has some man in there, can hear his shitty moid voice
>knock on her door, she says come in
>tell her to keep it down
>look over at moid
>"and you got some ugly ass man in here too?"
>laugh as I look into his beady eyes
>leave

No. 1474124

>>1474121
feminist praxis

No. 1474125

>fart into a pillow while on period hoping some blood particles escape my ass as well or add to the sent
>give to boyfriend to sleep on
>Smile
>I've marked him with the blood of my insides

No. 1474148

>>1474125
girl what the hell

No. 1474155

dipped my fingers in dirty dish water and flicked it in my brother's soup

No. 1474199

>>1474155
Based

No. 1474271

When I was in high school I had a fake Facebook account where I’d do the following
> trick guys in my high school into meeting up in the girls bathrooms for sex and then bail on them at the last minute. once there was a guy who was waiting in the stall for me to the point that a line formed to use the bathroom. I have no idea what happened kek.
> reposted dick pictures that were sent to me and tag their parents
> sent grown men to random houses that were foreclosed at least 40 miles away from where they lived. In some cases they actually drove all the way out there just to procure sex.
> would chat with guys and then take screenshots and send the messages to their girlfriends

By the way the profile I made was painfully fake and retarded, which made me all the more righteous in my beliefs that these moids deserved whatever happened to them for being so stupid and sex obsessed. Natural selection baby. I was surprisingly a huge NLOG at that time but I do think that experience probably played a huge role in planting the seeds of me knowing men’s degenerate nature and losing respect for men. I just wish that I at least got some money out of it.

No. 1474277

>>1474125
queen behavior

No. 1474324

I used my bf’s rancid pedo older brother’s tooth brush to clean the bathroom sink. It gets really dirty so fast because he clogs the drain with his nasty hair. So I also use the toothbrush to declog the drain too. Sometimes I’m tempted to clean the toilet with it but it’ll take too much work and unnecessary labor to accomplish.

No. 1474330

My dads girlfriend is responsible for my dog getting seriously ill so when my dad came to me asking about a Kopparberg bottle he found in the trash outside asking if it was mine (it wasn't) I used that as an opportunity to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and frame her for drinking ¾ of a €100 bottle of Jameson that I actually drank in secret. Now I don't have to worry about the bottle and she is even deeper in shit for drinking while on the job as a homecare nurse

No. 1474465

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I need to admit to a heinous crime. In the elementady/early middle school we all had these McD's Sanic game things picrel, and mine successfully died after some time. Probably the batteries, since I liked to abuse it for several hours at a time, but it was screwed shut so for me it was the end.
Until one day my mum came to pick me up and while dressing up I saw my new holy grail. We had a communal table to leave toys at while studying and there were several games left, including the twin of my sanic. So I quietly swaped them and left into the night.

No. 1522570

The fingers that devised this thread are glowing. Your efforts will not be fruitful and you will close your connection in shame.

No. 1522637

>>1522570
Why did you necro this thread to say it? The stuff here isn’t even illegal retard, or will you call the cops over a kid falsely saying there was spiders in the bouncy castle to have it to herself?

No. 1522673

When I was 17 I was sick for two weeks and my job I'd had for a little less than half a year fired me for it, reason being, 'you're never here, why would we keep you?' even though I'd called in sick only once before and worked 9 hour days 4 days a week (I graduated early). I still technically had to work one month to finish my contract but I didn't give a shit anymore. I was so mad I wrote the most passive aggressive email to the company to say I was quitting, not saying my managers name but he knew so I got an apology after kek. Worked only that evening for a few hours just to say bye to some co-workers. I had fun, I regret nothing kek. Also my friend still works there and years later they are even more understaffed than before. Hehe.

No. 1522821

>>1474465
I want the anon who wrote this to know that I have been thinking about this ever since it was posted. I wish I had a story where I got away with something sneaky like this

No. 1522906

i cranked my online trolling skills to the next level and used all my knowledge of the press for scheming. I successfully deployed my first PR stunt via canvassing en masse and it was bombastically nasty. The person was a piece of shit who deserved the scrutiny, I feel like I scattered enough to drive them away, hopefully to die in squalor and never come back, but I can't help feeling dissatisfied with myself. I never really got the reaction I wanted, even though I did piss the person off. so I kept plotting, scheming. My smugness aside, there's a bitterness in knowing I could get paid for my dastardly deeds and then doing all this for free. At least it shows I have capability to write a stunt and execute one, and can organize and create chaos in a way others couldn't dream of.

No. 1523020

>>1522906
This is interesting. Was it a public figure? Or just a normal person. What did they do that was so bad?


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