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No. 123313

No. 123314

My man lost weight which made his dick bigger, and opened up more positions. Amazing how not being fat can change your life.

No. 123315

>>123314
Yes get it grrl

No. 123316

Ive had plenty good fucks and lately I've had way more. My boyfriend wasnt having as much sex with me before, and living with your s/o with no sex blows. After months of arguing I told him over text (I guess I would always get too angry in oerson) how it was affecting my mood and our relationship. We used to be like bunnies, so he decided he had to change something. I googled his problem and someone mentioned low testosterone levels/lack of exercise. Now my boyfriend goes to the gym 6 days a week and we have sex almost everyday again. It's throwing me off that I feel like its almost too much lol.

I have a gf who has this same problem so maybe some people here do. Tell them to get off their lazy asses and move.

No. 123317

first time taking ecstasy together with my boyfriend was very wild

No. 123318

Me, myself and I. I've had some pretty good sex, but my mind-blowing orgasms were solo only.

No. 123319

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Pic related.

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I've had a lot of good sex, but nobody can make me cum like myself with my favorite toys.

No. 123321

my boyfriend and i were watching a movie in his bed and started making out. he started feeling my body, going from between my legs to my breasts. he caressed my cheek and on it's way down his hand wrapped around my neck and i moaned. that's when he asked if i liked that and i embarrassingly had to agree.

he pinned me down and started grinding on me and kissing my neck. i tried to reach in for a kiss or ask him to take my pants off completely but he would scoff and tell me he made the rules.

in the end we fucked semi-standing up with him holding my chin up and licking my neck.

all in all sex with him is just the best thing ever.

No. 123323

>>123322
what the fuck i came in here to post this
orgasms feel like they last 700 years dude. shit's intense.

No. 123325

>>123322
Who is Ben and why is he a drill?

No. 123326

>>123325
Jerry's brother

No. 123327

>>123326
I thought they were an icecream company, not a mining company.

No. 123328

>>123327
They're a multinational conglomerate owned by the jewish cabal, duh

No. 123330

But seriously, what is bendryl?
I tried looking it up and apparently due to branding, it's really ambiguous.

No. 123332

>>123331
Neat.
How can I get it, and would it seem odd for a teenager to buy it?(underage b&)

No. 123334

my ex and how we would just wake up in the middle of the night and bone. one time i had to get up early and before we had sex i went down on him where he was semi sitting up and he leaned down and bit my inner thigh….. it was the hottest thing ever

No. 123335

>>123333
I'm in New Zealand.
Now I can't help but be curious about what happens if you take a lot, though that could be expensive.

I have no idea what would happen if I went into hallucination territory, since I used to practice tulpamancy but I never got the hang of hallucinating what I imagined; I definitely have some residual control over my subconscious from doing tulpamancy at least, could be quite fun honestly.

No. 123337

>>123335

Some advice from someone who tried tripping on dph when they were a teenager and did it multiple fucking times/still does it very occasionally:

Dont do it unless you're prepared to see spiders, people, hear sound effects, see inanimate objects moving, phantom cigarettes/joints/etc, feel cold and unable to move and borderline passing out, and are prepared to be hella thirsty but have to pee every three fucking seconds.

A lot of people have mixed experiences- I dont mind the trip given by dph, I actually kinda like it since I've never had a "bad" trip per se, but I know tons of people that have. Usually people start off at a high-ass dose like 600+ mg, if you hypothetically were to do it- though, why would you want to- I'd recommend starting at 300 mg your first trip, 450 your second, and 600 your third and then take however much you want from there, but space the trips out by at least two weeks since this shit is bad for your liver and you develop tolerance quick as shit. I havent taken dph in about six or seven months but evidently I do sometimes take it, but it's not really a daily/weekly or even monthly drug like weed or something.

It's not too pleasant and aside from the fact that almost every trip is scary as shit when you remember it the next day even if you didnt question it while tripping because you're too fucked to give a shit, the physical side effects arent worth it. You feel like you weigh a million pounds and can barely move because of the bodyload, you have trouble keeping your eyes closed, you definitely need a tripsitter for anything over 300mg, you're always thirsty but have to pee because its a diuretic, you're cold, tired as fuck, and you feel like absolute fucking shit, like a literal human corpse, for at least two or three days afterwards even if you only took 300mg which is the amount that will just barely make you trip.

On the topic of price, it's usually not too expensive, as a canadafag I pay around $12 for 600mg of the off brand shit which is enough for a decent trip. the on-brand shit is usually benadryl but that's pretty pricy because it's brand name, and as long as you get shit with the only active medical ingredient being diphenhydramine you'll be fine. definitely steer clear of anything with acetaminophen in it, that shit will actually kill you if it's combined with the dph you're trying to trip on. you can take dph in high dosages and be fine, but you cant with aceta, it'll fuck your liver and you'll literally an hero.

Tldr, do dph if you really want, but it's not reccomended and it's probably not a fun time. a couple sick fucks like me enjoy it, but even we'll admit that it's probably not a good idea and definitely not for everyone or even a vast majority of people.

Sage for off topic; also protip, some of the best orgasms are while on ~150 mg of dph. that's not enough to trip, but it's enough to make orgasming fucking amazing. it was mentioned in here, but not the amount in mg, and as the idiot that used to trip on that shit regularly when they were ~16 i feel like im obligated to tell you so you dont trip when you're just trying to get off.

No. 123338

The other night it started with my BF and I laying in bed. He reaches down to my panties and starts rubbing me slowly to tease me. I get excited and pull my panties off, he tranisitions to eating me out and fingering me simultaneously, I've cum like 7 times by now, I'm begging him to fuck me, so he does. I get fucked so hard I squirt practically a lake and can't move afterwards.

No. 123339

>>123338
I squirt too when I get into it, over and over if you do it right. You know it's mostly piss, right> I don't mind that it's roughly half gland juices ect and actual piss, it's still really hot and my SO agrees.I think people assume the squirt is all urine but you can actually feel it coming out a different hole, although it's close.

What I love is that even after I explained it, he still wants me to squirt and shit - it's hot and sexy to be accepted for how you are.

No. 123340

>>123339
Haha i'm sorry but that wording is unfortunate
>still wants me to squirt and shit

No. 123341

Girlfriend with DID/Bi- polar/and bi + we smoked meth

SEX with crazy bitches = crazy sex.

Yep I am single now. Anons don't do it. It'll cost ye

inb4 a woman explains the same scenario

No. 123342

>>123341
ah shit I am in the girly section delete this(delete yourself)

No. 123343

>>123331
DPH gave me HPPD after only a few uses. I really don't recommend anyone here try it.

No. 123344

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With stupid ginger ex. We took turns on 2 sessions for our ultimate fantasies. His was boring as fuck imo, he wanted sensory deprivation (blindfold, headphones, tied up so he only felt with his body) but mine was wanting to be used basically as a sex doll for his pleasure. The release of obligation to make him happy was amazing and being tossed around by a 6'5 man made me cum buckets, I even blacked out a few times. I think what else made it so amazing was I was in my prime so I was very secure in my looks and body. He was a piece of shit but he had a big dick and sex was always a blast.

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>>123344
>enjoying being dehumanized
>he was an awful person but i let him fuck me cuz his dick
This is why guys don't respect us

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No. 123347

>>123346
Disagreeing with girls who choose to act like /r9k/ stereotypes makes me a man in disguise? Lolokaythen

No. 123348

>>123345
Nah
Sometimes you find a nice dick but you don't know this guy sucks yet so he bangs plenty before revealing his true asshole nature

No. 123349

>>123347
Nobody even implied you might not be a woman, the "us" could be at the fact that person is generalizing, but thanks for the answer for a question nobody asked.

No. 123350

>>123344
>>123344
Girl.
Ex was a depressed asshole who wasn't even good looking.
That dick though, that sex. I don't even want to fwb him because he's an asshole.

Still want the dick yooo

No. 123351

>>123347
>worrying about what /r9k/ thinks


wew

No. 123352

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>>123321
this is really hot, anon

>>123344
my best sex is a similar experience. ex-bf with really good dick who was the best fuck of my life, best sexual chemistry ever, and the only one i'll probably never fully get over. one of the first times we ever fucked, he put me on his lap cowgirl-style and at one point put his belt around my neck and started calling me his pet. we'd take turns asking each other what we wanted to do if we didn't just spontaneously fuck. so one time i asked him to do the fuckdoll thing to me and - man. he tied my arms behind my back and basically just laid into me with his dick for 30 minutes or more, i was honestly out of it at some points but i loved every minute. if i'd whine or make too loud of a noise he'd slap me in the face and grab my chin and tell me 'shut the fuck up'. he finished inside me (birth control) and left me there tied up for like another 30 mins while he browsed tumblr, kek.
>inb4 degenerate


>>123322
>>123323
>>123324
shit, i need to get some benadryl

sage for lonely, sexless anon

No. 123353

>>123345
Uh, so?
Guys fuck girls that they hate literally all the time. Way more than women do.
Anyone who uses women doing the same on occasion as an excuse to be sexist is just lying to themselves and ignoring reality in favour of their gender superiority complex.

In fact, men frequently will put up with the rudest, bitchiest, most emotionally abusive girls simply because they're getting laid. Then they proceed to whinge about how all women are crazy and bitchy when in reality they're the ones inviting those crazy bitches into their lives and validating their crazy because 'oh, she's so hot that it's worth it. Can't put my dick in her personality lol'.

robots only get mad when they get a taste of their own medicine



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