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“useless” talents Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:07:31 PM No. 1173811

anons do you have any useless talents? what’s many words can you type per minute? can you shoot a bow and arrow with your feet? talk about any weird or unorthodox skills you have that aren’t revered by society

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:10:43 PM No. 1173814

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. It's a fun party trick but absolutely useless.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:14:59 PM No. 1173822

I can sleep for 16 hours straight

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:20:32 PM No. 1173833

I can remember unimportant details and have a stash of song lyrics from 10 years ago stored in my memory. I also know every line to a pixar/disney animated movie and other random things

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:25:10 PM No. 1173843

>>1173814
are you sexually into women? asking for a friend

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:27:19 PM No. 1173849

im good at carrying a lot of weird shaped objects, like muffins or oranges or mugs or whatever

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:32:46 PM No. 1173861

I'm really good at getting into new hobbies and keeping myself busy all the time (while avoiding real assignments and always doing them last minute or past DL lol)

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:33:35 PM No. 1173862

I’m surprisingly decent at quiz games unless they involve movie/TV trivia (then it’s very hot or miss). I’ve also been told by multiple people I give really good hugs, so that’s a nice skill to have if I need to console someone or when greeting a friend you haven’t seen in awhile.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:37:20 PM No. 1173865

I'm really good at sucker punching (relative to my size)

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:50:46 PM No. 1173879

I can recognize fanartist styles even if I didn't see them in years (useful only for japanese artists who delete accounts for every fandom and change names).

I can smell what kind of meat you ate by your sweat and I can smell if you have a slight gum inflammation or worse.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 05:54:33 PM No. 1173886

>>1173843
I am anon, wink wink nudge

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 06:11:32 PM No. 1173911

I can often smell blood even if it's from a little cut.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 06:17:54 PM No. 1173920

I can experience what people supposedly experience on hallucinogenics (from what i hear) without said hallucinogenics. Its called mental illness

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 06:20:38 PM No. 1173925

I can memorize all the restaurants and cafes that close very late depending on the day.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 06:21:35 PM No. 1173927

I can remember lots of random things I've read before, but I can't immediately provide a source off the top of my head, other than knowing it was a book or a study I read and the year I read it in somewhat. I can punch harder than some men in my sport. I have great grip strength, so I can carry heavy objects with just a couple fingers. I'm good at "lawyering" (good for work or to get out of difficult/emergency situations, but makes me an annoying person). I can't get drunk, a lot of stuff doesn't seem to work on me, no matter my weight. I'm good at replicating dishes I ate in a restaurant. I don't take many breaths per minute and have great lung capacity, I can hold my breath for very long quite comfortably.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 06:27:32 PM No. 1173947

I can do a convincing meow which even gets my cat confused. It's more of a learnt skill (feels weird to call it that kek) than a talent though, as I've been practicing to mimic animals since I was a dumbass kid. I can also do the crow voice but I'm not sure how convincing it is because I never tried it in front of a crow.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:06:37 PM No. 1174018

>>1173927
>I can remember lots of random things I've read before, but I can't immediately provide a source off the top of my head

I'm good enough at visual patterning recognition but not enough for it to be special or for it to amount to anything. I can finish up essays, presentations, or speeches in a night, sometimes in a matter of hours. I find that my mind is a useless storage closet, it's full of shit, but you find gems buried between the cracks. I am truly an idiot savant who has yet to find her savant success

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:12:25 PM No. 1174029

>>1174018
>I can finish up essays, presentations, or speeches in a night, sometimes in a matter of hours.
AYRT same, it makes me great at my job at least and I can recall faster than others can Google or use Wikipedia. Other than that I'm a total idiot when it comes to social shit or math and people never fucking believe me, until they Google what I just said.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:12:55 PM No. 1174031

I can smell when it's going to rain.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:14:44 PM No. 1174037

I'm really good at impersonating Cher vocally I just wish I could make the face she does too

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:17:03 PM No. 1174043

I can basically write long winded 1000+ word essays about any singular topic even with surface level knowledge, but I think this is a talent most college students have.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:24:07 PM No. 1174065

>>1174037
hot?

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:26:41 PM No. 1174074

I can remember dates easily and never forget peoples birthdays. Also I remember every detail from my life from an early age and it makes me miserable

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:27:26 PM No. 1174078

>>1174065
I'll sing Believe to you and then we can get married.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:35:56 PM No. 1174093

classical singing, can speak 3 languages. i think other things too but can't think of anything.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:50:03 PM No. 1174118

I am really good at traveling for free, been to many countries with very little money! I'm also very good at not getting lost even if it is my first time at the location. I just know where to go, my tummy tells me.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 07:55:44 PM No. 1174134

>>1174118
Any tips? There was a traveling thread at one point wasn't there?

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:06:11 PM No. 1174162

Hello! My useless talent is writing journalistic articles about the internet for a well known website. I write about internet phenomenons/ fandoms.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:07:16 PM No. 1174167

>>1174162
hi kaitlyn tiffany

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:10:15 PM No. 1174173

>>1174162
Please Kaitlyn, don't make this into a Kaitlyn Tiffany General #4

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:12:33 PM No. 1174180

My breasts can tell the weather

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:13:48 PM No. 1174186

I'm very well-researched, but not well-practiced. I have a lot of advice and help to give out for certain things from my own deep dives into finding out the correct answers for myself, but I don't feel like it's fair to give said advice to someone since it's not my own lived experiences. Well I do it sometimes but people always ask how I know and I feel embarrassed saying that I just looked it up so I say I took a workshop or something more believable.

Also I can rip off the meat and cartilage of a chicken wing drum or a chicken wing flat in a single bite. Apparently this has impressed some people

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:15:13 PM No. 1174190

>>1174180
Can you tell me what are carbs

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:16:13 PM No. 1174195

I can imitate voices and noises scarily well

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:18:50 PM No. 1174199

>>1174162
Go back to Twitter, Tiffany.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:19:53 PM No. 1174205

Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:23:13 PM No. 1174209

I always wondered if I could become a VA because I can make some pretty deranged voices.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:26:56 PM No. 1174219

I can go pretty long periods of time without seeing or talking to anyone and it doesn't get to me.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:34:40 PM No. 1174234

>>1174219
Same

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:36:13 PM No. 1174239

>>1174205
no u cant

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:43:06 PM No. 1174258

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>>1174219
Same
I also have a ridiculously good hearing, in my apartment, I can hear people talking at the kitchen while I’m in my room if I focus enough on listening. Also, depending on the acoustics, I can listen to other people talking in other rooms in a house of around 4 floors. It’s a curse, but sometimes I wonder if others are just fucking deaf.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:43:15 PM No. 1174259

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>>1173811
I’m really good at collecting stuff. Like picking the ripest berries, or finding beads of a right pattern in a box of assorted beads, or spotting good rocks outside. I’m sure it’s some remnant hunter-gatherer gene that happens to be turned up to 11 in me, and if I were born 5000 years ago it would’ve made my life a lot easier. In 2022 it mostly just causes problems for me though, like I’m very good at spotting deeply ingrown hairs in my legs and get a lot of satisfaction digging them out with a needle, so my calves look like a crackhead’s.

My color perception is also very good—I got a perfect score on one of those 100-hue color shade tests—and my near vision feels unusually good though idk how to prove that, but I can often easily see things that other people need a jeweler’s loupe to see.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:45:28 PM No. 1174263

>>1174239
Yes I can, yes I caaaaan!

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:52:40 PM No. 1174272

>>1173811
I can touch the base of my right foot to my nose/face.
Only my right leg does this and I do not do yoga or gymnastics or whatever.
Probably have a hip deformity but is occasionally a good party trick.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 08:54:54 PM No. 1174276

I can lick my elbow

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:06:15 PM No. 1174296

i can grip things with my toes, like if something is on the floor i can reach with my foot and grab it like those claw machine games at the arcade

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:07:57 PM No. 1174302

>>1174276
me too, lets lick each others elbows to commemorate

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:10:38 PM No. 1174311

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>>1174259
In hunter-gatherer times I would've been great at smashing scrote's skulls and chasing them out of the community. Or I'd be a great farmer once that became a thing. Modern society has no use for sturdy broad women with great lung capacity, seen as useless unless you're a dainty waif or attractive to scrotes in some way. I thought I was bad at sports until I started lifting and doing martial arts, apparently I'm great at it. But modern life is all about being sedentary and just using your brain at best, feels like wasted potential.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:18:45 PM No. 1174330

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>>1174302
Okay

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:19:42 PM No. 1174332

>>1174311
have you ever looked into being a personal trainer or something of the sort? i'd love to have someone like you teaching me how to lift vs some dumbass scrote and i'm sure others would feel the same!
also that picture ohhhh my g

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:20:19 PM No. 1174335

I got strong ass fingernails, can peel oranges like a champ

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:24:09 PM No. 1174338

I have a photographic memory for dumbass shit. I so often remember random moments or things people have said that are utterly useless. I could tell you every fact about random micro-celebs if you asked me. Yes I'm a diagnosed assburger

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:31:05 PM No. 1174346

I can get shroom/lsd visuals at will.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:45:23 PM No. 1174370

>>1174346
Teach me how

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:47:20 PM No. 1174371

I tend to have insane luck during my most unlucky moments. It's useless because my luck gets canceled out instantly, basically.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:55:01 PM No. 1174376

>>1174346
This is called brain damage from drugs nonnie

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 09:57:04 PM No. 1174384

>>1174370
Focus on a spot, space out for a long time. Focus on the patterns you start getting.

>>1174376
I starded doing it as a kid, way before consuming anything.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 10:08:15 PM No. 1174400

>>1174384
KEK that's called zoning out

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 10:09:25 PM No. 1174403

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My talent is bumping when moods post their disgusting shit. Seriously what the FUCK is happening

Bump

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 09:35:52 PM No. 1176048

>>1174400
Not that anon but when I was a kid I used to zone out and as an adult I never do because my mind is always going on with something. What I need to get done,anxiety etc. Something about zoning out is just blissful. I guess it's sort of like a meditation but it just hits different.

Anonymous 05/12/22 (Thu) 07:06:22 PM No. 1178503

I can silence my sneezes which I never thought was that weird until people told me how cute it was

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 05:23:10 AM No. 1332467

I just discovered that I can smell cockroaches.

>>1173814
Please, teach me your ways

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 05:26:35 AM No. 1332473

>>1332467
What do they smell like, roach whisperer

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 05:36:09 AM No. 1332490

>>1332473
I find it hard to describe right now but they kinda stink weird. It's a very unique smell, one that reminds me of a dirty abandoned room.
Apparently people use the following words to describe it:
>musty, oily, sooty, or mildewy
but since I'm ESL I don't know what half of those are like kek

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 05:46:07 AM No. 1332509

I have overly bendy ligaments and can overextend my legs backwards and also bend only the top part of my finger while keeping the rest of it straight. Scares the hoes

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 05:53:52 AM No. 1332518

i can dislocate my shoulder, put both my legs behind my head, and specifically can solve spider solitaire within 8 minutes.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 06:02:28 AM No. 1332538

>>1332518
>can solve spider solitaire within 8 minutes.
How many suits?

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 06:04:54 AM No. 1332547

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A while ago I did training for long-haul trucking and I turned out to be really good at straight line backing up which sounds easier than it is

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 06:09:15 AM No. 1332568

>>1332538
1 suit i wasnt even aware there was an option for more in settings so now im gonna fuck with that. i only did it so much because my parents for years allowed computer usage that was educational programs or the windows games with paint.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 06:23:16 AM No. 1332595

>>1332568
Oh thank goodness kek I thought there was someone here that was better at spider than me and I was ready for a challenge
When I was a kid and we had Windows XP I'd play it all the damn time. But only on 1 suit because anything else was too hard for me and it was scary lmao. I preferred it over classic/Klondike solitaire which I only learned to play much later.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 06:27:53 AM No. 1332611

>>1332595
aw it isnt the game i play competitively really i dont know why i do. i will say the fact i can just hold black cards on red is nice kek.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 08:11:27 AM No. 1332781

I’m really good at finding four leaf clovers. Give me 30 seconds with any clover patch and I’ll find at least one.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 08:36:21 AM No. 1332794

I have very good hearing and can subconsciously keep track of everyone’s movements around a smallish building based on the sound of their voices, footsteps, opening and closing doors, flushing toilets etc. and simple deduction. Useful skill to track down coworkers when you need them (especially that asshole who’s always hiding in unused rooms to fuck around on his phone) but it really creeps people out so I tend to keep quiet about it.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 08:45:46 AM No. 1332799

i'm really good at bowling, but i hate bowling

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 08:46:56 AM No. 1332800

>>1332781
This is so cute and I love this for you

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 09:12:23 AM No. 1332813

I'm really good at Super Mario 64, but only the DS one

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 09:27:00 AM No. 1332825

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I don't know if that counts as a talent, but the only genre I am good at is MOBA. I used to be challenger in LoL for a few years when I was a kid. Staying at home because of your health issues does something to you, i guess… I am still deeply ashamed over how this cursed genre is the only one I am good at. I have quit the game a long time ago and I've been trying to get into shooters but I jusg suck. Apex seems to be the most newbie game at least…
I cant stand the hype around the Arcane TV Show because I know Riot Games is a terrible company that always swept sexual harassment and inequality issues under the rug because the company was never too popular. Its a shit franchise created by shit people.
they are also trying to pander to woketards by turning two of the amazing female characters into trannies now, i think with Taliyah its one inch close to being confirmed. Its insane.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 09:46:37 AM No. 1332839

I can quote shit word for word in the exact inflection and accent of the original. truly useless and even annoys me.

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 03:07:19 PM No. 1333065

i'm very good at holding drumsticks and moving them properly
i won't talk about the hitting the drum part KEK but every drummer and drum teacher i've come across commended me for "wielding the drumsticks like a drum fairy"

Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri) 07:04:49 PM No. 1333324

>>1333065
Damn anon I'm so envious, I've struggled so much with learning the proper movement!

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 05:38:55 AM No. 1333905

i can burp on queueueueu

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:29:36 AM No. 1333969

Scarily accurate hunch, 99% when i sense sth bad is going to happen it does.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:33:12 AM No. 1333972

>>1333969
This can apply for people too, when someone is good/bad I just know it. I guess I got it from experiencing when people treating me like arse.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:34:03 AM No. 1333973

Mirror writing. Cats like me even when they don't like anyone else

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 07:02:28 AM No. 1334001

I can smell a week old stain of vinegar from 10 meters away. I’m okay at everything I attempt (writing, painting, coding, sports, games, languages, baking) but I can never reach a good level. I can dilate my pupils and raise my heartbeat (so release adrenaline I think) at will.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 11:36:11 AM No. 1334166

I can almost always predict the outcome of a coin toss. I've tried it with two, three, even five coins and I got it right 8 out of 10 times. The answer just pops on my mind

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 01:12:34 PM No. 1334205

When I'm in a store I always manage to pick the queue where it looks short.. but then the person in front of me has some issue that takes forever.

If you see me join a queue.. you should head to another one.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:22:59 PM No. 1334253

I can belch at will, like the really huge horrible ones.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:25:18 PM No. 1334255

>>1334253
So can anyone who can push air into their stomach. Not special 0/10 learn to blow shit up with your mind and come back

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:27:08 PM No. 1334257

I can skip rope with my arms. As in, use my arms as skipping rope. They can rotate 360 degrees.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:38:26 PM No. 1334274

>>1334257
Are you double jointed?

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:40:59 PM No. 1334280

i can do pretty much anything with my toes bc theyre basically fingers with how long and grippy they are

unlocking door locks, deadbolts, opening doors, picking things up, etc

feel like an alpha orangutan

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:47:37 PM No. 1334288

i can bend one of my elbow backwards to some degree. you should see the look on people's faces

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 02:48:51 PM No. 1334290

>>1334288
me too its called hyper flexibility

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 03:10:34 PM No. 1334318

i can carry a lot of awkward shaped objects without dropping them. i make a basket with my arms and lean back and use my torso as the base. came in handy when i was carrying a ton of muffins when i worked in a cafe.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 03:45:39 PM No. 1334375

>>1334290
i'm already hyperflexible but i also broke that elbow when i was a kid and since then i can bend it backwards further

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 04:11:27 PM No. 1334410

>>1332825
>I used to be challenger in LoL for a few years when I was a kid.

That's crazy impressive anon. I think that's defnitely something to be proud of, even if you don't want to play anymore.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:02:52 PM No. 1334605

i can lick my elbow

and, perhaps not one that’s under my control, but my sort of “everyday superpower” is getting free food all the time, whether they’re like training a barista somewhere and decide to ask “hey do u want this latte it’s a lil fucked up but it’s free” or i’m at the drive-thru and just order a drink and some fries and they go “ehhhh you can just have it, this was the easiest order we’ve had for hours” or i get stuck in line for a super long time and then they throw some extra shit into my bag or give me a bigger/free drink

honestly when i was an anachan it felt like a curse lmaoooo, i felt too rude to say no and too guilty to just throw stuff away

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:21:13 PM No. 1334622

>>1173811
I have absolute pitch

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:21:37 PM No. 1334623

I can hear if there's a crane fly in the room. There's a certain sound their legs or bodies make when they tap against the walls or floors while flying that immediately catch my attention. I can sit in a room with people while talking and immediately notice when one has entered the room. So far no one else has noticed the sound, but I always hear it, kek.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:22:46 PM No. 1334624

>>1334605
People give you free food cause they pity you and want to give you the calories cause they think you're poor, an addict, or both.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:34:07 PM No. 1334635

>>1334624
you never get free food because people are scared to speak to you and think you’re a bitch, hideous, or both

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 06:52:29 PM No. 1334656

>>1334624
no i’m pretty sure it’s bc i’m hot and friendly

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 07:00:18 PM No. 1334664

i'm right handed but i do my mascara on my left eye with my left hand and i actually do it better than i do my right eye with my right hand

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 07:02:07 PM No. 1334669

I can speak pig latin really well. Also can read real latin. both useless

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 07:03:07 PM No. 1334670

I used to think my excellent memory of birthdays was a cool skill but as it turns out it was only autism

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 07:03:40 PM No. 1334672

>>1334623
i had to google what a crane fly is, i see you mean a daddy long legs!!

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 10:41:20 PM No. 1334948

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>>1334672
ntayrt but wait anon what do you call these guys if you call crane flies daddy longlegs?? bc where i’m from we call harvestmen spiders daddy longlegs

do you just call them harvestmen

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 10:49:43 PM No. 1334957

>>1334948
Nta but here harvestmen and daddy long legs are the same things, while the ones with wings are crane flies, though even Google seems confused about this, kek.

Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 10:51:22 PM No. 1334959

I know the abbreviation of every US state (trickier than you might assume- journalists mess them up all the time) and know where a huge amount of zip codes are

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 04:42:10 AM No. 1335276

I can come up with rhymes real fast (think rap battle) but don't have much use for it. Kids usually love it, though.

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 04:52:52 AM No. 1335292

>>1335276
Omg please rap for me anon write some crazy shit about lolcow please

Anonymous 09/11/22 (Sun) 05:53:25 AM No. 1335344

I can read a fact or hear someone explain something to me once and then I’ll permanently remember it. I’m also good at coming up with one sentence advices, like those silly deep quotes on Instagram. It’s super handy when some of my naive and slightly stupid friends need life advice, they eat that shit up.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 09:33:54 PM No. 1338441

>>1335344
YES! you are JUST the person i need. can you come up with a facebook caption for a picture of my mom's orange cat? the cat's birthday is soon and she's a sucker for that shit. maybe something like "all creatures as such are otherwordly, yet this gingerly beast chose us and for that i thank the universe.. love, live, lashoom." kek idk i'm shit at this

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 07:05:49 AM No. 1913132

i can do a very good newborn baby cry. i did it once and my dad came out of his room looking for a baby. i do it randomly in my room because its so funny to me.

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 07:15:07 AM No. 1913136

I am a somewhat decent ventriloquist, I can lick my nose, and I can do a good wookie impression despite hating Star Wars

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 07:54:17 AM No. 1913160

I think I'm pretty good at online stalking and recognizing repetitive phrasings and speech patterns in texts. I can also immediately identify lolita fashion and some j-fashion brands by just looking at the item.

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 12:20:47 PM No. 1913289

I can type as fast as the average person speaks (got 121 wpm while tested once) and can type up what someone dictates to me in real time. Sadly I'm also hoh and need to read lips just to know wtf someone is saying so this talent is completely useless.

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 05:53:00 PM No. 1913531

My burps are pretty much unrivaled. I can burp on command and make them almost painfully loud if i've got enough juice. I could probably beat the world record for women if i put my mind to it

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 07:01:27 PM No. 1913600

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>>1913160
need info on the online stalking.

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 07:18:12 PM No. 1913624

lolcow taught me how to read backwards text

Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed) 10:20:42 PM No. 1913856

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I have a grip strength *stronger than the average man in his 20s. One could say it's far from useless though

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:24:40 AM No. 1913975

I'm fat and have really strong kegel muscles so when I sit on the toilet my flabby ass makes an air tight seal with the toilet and if I kind of suck/lift with my kegel muscles the change in air pressure is enough to make the water lift in the bowl

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:46:07 AM No. 1913995

>>1913975
it what?…you…. what??????? huh?????? is this just a shitpost? this can't be real

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:51:33 AM No. 1914006

>>1913975
a male wrote this(scrotefoiling)

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:51:58 AM No. 1914008

>>1914006
100%

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:53:16 AM No. 1914011

>>1914006
>>1914008
i'm not a male and it's not a shitpost, try it for yourselves. lift the toilet seat and sit directly on the bowl so you can completely seal it up and then just do kegels. the water will lift and drop as you do the kegels. I figured it out when we had a broken toilet seat for a while and I had to sit directly on the bowl a lot

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:56:03 AM No. 1914016

I am good at flicking switches on and off with my feet and toes. When I was in shape I could do some amateur contortionist shit like fold my feet behind my head, now I'm too fat for it

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:56:45 AM No. 1914017

>>1914011
I would be physically incapable of creating a seal, do you live in some European country with tiny toilet bowls or something? It would be incomprehensible enough on a seat, but you're telling me you could cover the whole BOWL with no gaps? And how the fuck would the pressure change just from doing kegels? nothing changes that much in shape externally??

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 12:58:19 AM No. 1914020

>>1914011
This reminds me of when Clyde's mom died in South Park

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:00:15 AM No. 1914024

>>1914017
mostly i'm just really fat (120kg ish)

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:05:21 AM No. 1914030

>>1914011
there is air between the toilet seat and bowl rim. also a vagina is not a lung. come up with something better next time.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:07:14 AM No. 1914031

>>1914030
Dumbest bait I have ever seen.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:07:38 AM No. 1914032

>>1914024
Only a faggot would imagine being able to water bend with your coochie

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:09:28 AM No. 1914035

>>1913975
>>1914011
Girl, bye.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:18:05 AM No. 1914053

>>1913975
literally what this is so hard to visualize explain sir

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 02:10:00 AM No. 1914099

>>1914053
>>1914035
>>1914032
>>1914031
okay this is the last time i'm gonna reply about this because i really didn't plan to attentionwhore about it kek, it was meant to be something I just yelled into the void. when you are fat you can make a sort of vacuum between you and the toilet bowl because your ass and tightly closed thighs trap all the air beneath you. when you lift your pelvic floor up because you have made this almost-vacuum you can move the air/water thats trapped under your ass in the toilet. it sort of makes a sucking/water moving noise and when you lower your pelvic floor again all the water drops back to where it was. its not water bending its just physics, like those dumbass videos you see of girls sucking smoke/blowing smoke rings with their vag

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 03:03:49 AM No. 1914143

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I can double roll my tongue in what's called a "cloverleaf" shape, like the bottom left picture (spoilered because it looks kinda freaky). I don't think I can do the other tricks pictured though. I have no idea how common this is, but it seems really rare.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 03:28:02 AM No. 1914160

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>>1913975
holy shit we got real life waterbenders in lolcor

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 03:39:52 AM No. 1914165

I can caught things in mid-air on really weird positions with various parts of my body like my armpits, the space between my head and shoulders, my forearms and the posterior part of my knees
I'm bad at catching stuff with my hands.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 03:41:00 AM No. 1914166

I can draw.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 03:55:25 AM No. 1914182

I can detect a song's tempo with very high accuracy. I also can predict a song's structure and sometimes even lyrics

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:07:49 AM No. 1914188

I only need 3<x≤5 hours of sleep to feel refreshed. I feel awful if i sleep for more than that. My mom and grandparents are the same way.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:09:04 AM No. 1914190

>>1913160
>>1913600
stalking is unhealthy scrotish behavior. get your ricardo lopez asses out of here

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:16:32 AM No. 1914197

>>1914190
You're on lolcow.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:33:01 AM No. 1914207

>>1914197
this response doesn’t make any sense. Lolcow doesn’t endorse stalking. Posting about cows anntics isn’t the same as going out of your way to find information on someone.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:43:24 AM No. 1914208

I used to be able to scratch my head like a dog as kid, does that count?

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 04:45:20 AM No. 1914210

>>1914207
NTAYRT, but you're on lolcow.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:01:46 AM No. 1914222

>>1914210
Looking at someone's public social media is different from actually stalking them

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:06:02 AM No. 1914227

>>1914222
>>1914207
>>1914210
>>1914190
I think anons are forgetting this is the site that doxed corpse husband via the layout of his apartment

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:07:31 AM No. 1914229

>>1914227
It actually isn't this site, this site just reposted what was already observed elsewhere and made it more accessible. Corpses identity was already known by a handful and whispered about. That still isn't literal stalking though.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:21:44 AM No. 1914242

>>1914227
It's really easy to piece together most people's lives purely on the info they put out themselves. Not saying it's right but it's stupidly easy if you have deductive reasoning skills.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:38:03 AM No. 1914259

>>1914242
>>1914227
doxxing someone still isnt encouraged or enabled here, this website was never created with the intent to stalk or doxx people or to assist others in doing such things. It was another group of people on a different website who doxxed him, but other users continued to post about it here which is dangerous. Not only could it jeopardize lolcow but it could also get the individual posters who repost it in trouble, thats why its not welcome here.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:43:44 AM No. 1914266

>>1914259
Most of the time, doxxers that come here come from other platforms and want it here solely for the anonymity and the slow posting, so it won't be buried quickly as it would on some niche 4ch board. Many doxxes here are deleted.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:09:47 PM No. 1914490

>>1914190
I do it out of nagging curiosity and to check up on people I lost contact with, not because I have some control fetish like moids do.

>>1914242
This

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:24:43 PM No. 1914500

>>1914160
kek

>>1914166
Absolutely not useless if you're relatively confident at it.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 01:32:15 PM No. 1914503

I’m really good at pub trivia

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 05:20:38 PM No. 1914674

I'm good at identifying when jpop/Japanese indie songs were released. If I'm wrong, it's typically a year behind or ahead of the correct answer.