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The worlds most kawaii farm girl loved milk with an unholy passion, but she still got the occasional craving for…beef. She treated her cows with love, gently milking them and remaining within the internet standards for cyber bullying to produce a steady steam of milk over a long period of time. But, when a cow runs dry of milk, farmer Elsie doesn't hesitate to slaughter it so she can feast on it's juicy insides. She sends the cows nudes to her parents, calls the cows school to tell of her internet shenanigans, and makes a brutal ED page that comes up whenever the cows name is searched. Meat is plentiful for all. But, alas, you can't have a cow and eat it too. The cow will then leave the internet with no fresh milk for the people to fest on. But sometimes it's just worth it for the sweet satisfaction of butchering a cow.
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I thought simpler was better
I agree. I think she should have the cow-print shorts that the version that the other anon did. Or denim daisy dukes.>>1480
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Ignore how shitty this looks. I'm no artist, I'm just bored at work.
>>1489>I think she should have the cow-print shorts that the version that the other anon did. Or denim daisy dukes.
Agreed. I really like >>1462
's design>>1481>implying admin eats oats and not Hot Pockets all day
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shitty sketch is shitty, but I couldn't resist after seeing yours. I'm sorry.
>"Don't you worry, /pt/, I'll make sure to supply you with delicious milk…"
I also really love the design in >>1462
Especially with her alongside /cgl/-tan, haha.
also top lel @ all these cowboy pics.
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>height: 160 cm
>weight: 53 kg
Well, she doesn't really look like she weighs 115 pounds either, does she?
It's a joke.
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Eh, I'm pretty shitty but I gave it a bash. Terrible leg anatomy is intentional btw…other terrible anatomy isn't
i like it…her dress is really cute.>>1507
love that kawaii pigeon-toed weeb pose. this one is cute too.
Agreed. I liked the first two designs the best (>>1469
and this one >>1427
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I think people can draw the -tan however they want. We haven't decided on which one to go with. We're just throwing out ideas. Calm down.
Nah, I agree with you. I think >>1462
is the best, followed by OP's design.
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Aw thanks guys.
Have a preview for another I'm knocking together.
Not to make this a big thing, but I was really just speaking in the general "we." I like seeing other people's designs. I thought this was for discussion and ideas related to the -tan.>>1515
I agree that >>1462
is the best design as well, but it's kinda mini-skirt clad and selfie-obsessed, don't you think? She seems to me the most like a farmer.
I don't dislike the OP design but I hate the outfit and the face.
I'm the one that posted >>1511
and this isn't applicable to >>1462
, because although she's taking a selfie she's not pouting and preening like a snowflake as is with some of the other submissions; she actually looks legitimately evil.
Sorry farmer, life has got me a bit salty recently and I was being hyper-sensitive to your criticism. I really did only mean it as a joke, like how most the people on this site are kikis
I know my shitty drawing doesn't compare to the other art posted.
Alright, but there's no rule that has stated "the board-tan must be evil."
Even if we don't go with the other designs it's nice to see new stuff rather than the same shit as OP's design. Someone might draw something that people like, even if the rest of the design isn't quite right.
Okay now you stop that because now you're making me feel bad.
Also none of the drawings in here are bad so don't shit on yourself too hard, I just think it's appropriate that a -tan fit the overall theme of the board and most of us aren't lolitas and shit so stuff like lolita dresses don't make sense outside of /cgl/ any more.
I'm sorry man, I'm just trying to not be such a salty bitch all the time.
You're right though, and you've given me more ideas. I'll try to capture more of lolcow's essence on my next go.
I really like what >>1517
has going on.
I know it's supposed to be a milk bottle but it doesn't look right…it looks like she's holding a used condom…
You should definitely redo the hands on that.
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I deleted my post because I felt horrible.
I have control issues, I'm sorry.>>1531
What should I change it to?
I think even if it were just plain it would be better.
She should really be holding the milk bottle on the actual base of the bottle. It doesn't look good this way.
Too obvious I agree.
Why not just draw a taco wearing a cowbell on it?
If you'd actually bothered to read the thread instead of foaming at the mouth upon my initial "bitch" post and feverishly hamming out a reply at fast as possible you'd see that I've already said it's because I'm a controlling cunt.
Nice try and the whole "well u do sumfin better den!" though.
Nope, just being a controlling cunt, like I said.
Calm down friendo.
I didn't realize I was the one foaming at the mouth, to be honest. I'm not sure that I'm "feverishly hamming out a reply at fast as possible" either? I think your anger is misdirected.
But hey, keep being a controlling cunt. Because as long as you admit that you're doing something shitty, you can keep doing it, right?
I'm sorry that other people's hard work isn't up to your standards.
Do you honestly believe that lolcow is more kawaii that it is crazy.
I never once said that the work wasn't upto a specified standard.
I'm no artist myself; everything I create is garbage.
You seem very intent with placing words in my mouth for some reason. Why is that Anon?
is you complaining that people aren't drawing board-tan as you want them to. Not up to your standard, is what I took from it.
I think you need to back off being so hyper-critical and shit. You don't have to be control of everything, all the time. But hey, keep working on your designs, I'm a big enough person to admit that they are really great and I hope you keep it up.
I agree with this 100%. "Evil" ok, fine, but she looks fucking nuts and I hate it.>>1551
Sure you did >>1510
Confirmed to be you by the deleted comment referenced in >>1530
you posted earlier where you confirmed you were the artist of >>1517
as well as the anon that anon was talking to.
Yes, I'm an autist who has been in this thread all day.
Hm, that's a fair point, but then we are all allowed our own artistic input. I don't mind being criticised for what it iw I put out here though, so people shouldn't be upset when they receive criticism either.
>I'm a big enough person to admit that they are really great and I hope you keep it up.
They're not, at all, but I appreciate the kind comment.>>1553
>yes, I'm an autist who has been in this thread all day.
It's cool so have I.
At any rate, forget it,
I'm being a crusty bitch because I'm travelling tomorrow and I really needed to do my washing tonight, specifically tonight, and the fucking machine in my accommodation ate my money so I've been in a foul mood all day.
Maybe I just wanted to take it out on somebody. Let's move on.
If you're going to criticize others then you need to learn to take criticism yourself instead of answering back with these sweeping statements that fit YOUR idea of what farmer-tan should be or what the population of lolcow is or isn't. Your original picture was nice, but all the ones after that where she's yandere or crazy haven't been as good.
I think for the most part we're just silently observing and pressing for drama and the most milk, honestly. This is another reason I prefer >>1462
My friend did >>1462
so I have to agree :>
idk why you're taking that stance on it.
My art "is" bad, it's Tumblr-tier trash, but I know there are people on here who aren't as good with their hands so they're able to appreciate it.
Nobody ever likes their own stuff.
>>1562>>1560>she IS better than me>>1551>I'm no artist myself; everything I create is garbage.>>1554>They're not, at all, but I appreciate the kind comment.>>1562>My art "is" bad, it's Tumblr-tier trash
But rejecting all real criticism and insinuating that the other designs aren't good compared to yours.
Fishing. This is just the vibe you're giving off.
people who arent as good with their hands?
wtf are you even trying to say here, that people should kiss your ass because youve put more practice into something?
You seem exceptionally salty so lemme spell it out for you slowly.
When I said "not as good with their hands", what I actually meant is that some people can't draw. They can't draw. Their drawing is trash, shit, garbage, worse than mine, and they will never be good at drawing. Fact. of. life. Deal with it.
Some people aren't skilled nor talented in specific areas of life, but more often than not find that their own talents reside within other areas.
When I was a kid I thought mine was art, I got older, I realised it wasn't. I moved on.
Was that easier for you to understand? Sorry I damaged your fwagile widdle feelin's there buttercup. Now get the fuck over it.>>1565
Bish if you can't draw you can't fucking draw.
I'm in my mid 20's and I still can't read an analog clock, how many hours do you think I spend crying over it every night?
>the answer is 2
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Seriously. Y'all need to chill the fuck out. It's a fucking drawing of a fucking mascot, it's not that important. Drop the collective saltiness and do something worthwhile, like submitting more shit.
Pepe looks how I feel right now, but to be fair I did kind of start it.
ANYWAY MOVING ON.
Dump more submissions peep-peeps.
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Oh, for the person that wanted more Taco in the action.
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Why not go with a shota version of that guy from the walking dead, the one with the crossbow?
Everyone says he's hot and I'm pretty sure at least a third of this site is into little boys.
It doesn't have to be female and probably would be more fitting to have a male mascot since more male centric boards always have loli mascots anyway.
Everybody and their dog knows what the word shota/shotaro implies, the same way everybody understands immediately what the word lolita implies.
Getting into the semantivssemantics of it is redundant, we're discussing present day meanings, so yes, sexual depictions of little boys is absolutely fucking disgusting.
It's not as if that anon was suggesting we have shota board-tan fucking his kawaii uguu asshole with a milk bottle. I don't think they were implying we have a sexual depiction of a little boy as a mascot. Just a cute little boy.
I think that would be cute, actually. I'm not really feeling the idea of board-tan as a girl. Or maybe we can have twin mascots, a boy and a girl, since people are drawing these drawings of Admin-sama as well. That would be cute, too. They don't have to be little kids. >>1587
Why would you assume that? We've had countless discussions about loli and shota on this board ever since it opened, and plenty of farmers have admitted to being shotacons.
One of the bigger aspects of lolcow is the fact that statistically it's an almost exclusively female populated board.
Having a male -tan would be a total slap in the face of everything we've built up here imo.
plus, if you want to draw a cute boy, just draw admin-sama. he basically admitted to being shinji anyway.
enough of this bickering! contribute or get out. stop being so critical and whining and make something yourself.
I actually like the spikey teeth psycho eye tan. I feel like she's a perfect example of how catty we can be. Also kind of a cute "fuck you we are catty bitches and proud" to /cow/.
I also add my vote to make >>1481
the official admin-sama
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Gonna preface this with the fact that I have never really practiced drawing before and this is my first attempt at drawing on a tablet. Cobbled together using a number of references without real understanding of anatomy lel
But just wanna pay tribute to cow-tan.
Agree, replace the Kiki references with PT I think. She is our queen, after all.>>1597
I love this.
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I'm no good but shes really cute and I imagine her to be like this
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I don't really draw anime stuff, but I try. >>1600
This is adorbs and that's a cute butt
perfect. she is faceless like all us anons
fuck all the other designs, you win
this also wins
it would be cool if you could wave your mouse over >>1600
and her head turns and you can see her real face is like>>1603
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more admin-sama sexy cowboy fanart.
here is my contribution.
I think I now have a fangirl crush on Admin-sama
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I was the one who requested. T-thank you, Anon. It's better than I fantasized.
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I don't draw much but I was very inspired. You're all talented and lovely, I was thinking it would be cute is she could hold and admin doll or vice versa. Also what if her horns grow based on how triggered she is feeling? And if her hands morphed into hooves at will or if she wanna run around or pound the keyboard haha .
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I got inspired looking at all the cute drawings in this thread… Please accept my humble offering.
Nah I like it.
Drawing anon, I didn't wanna write anything, but it really seems that people that like it are thinking the same thing and don't bother to write about it. Only people with beef have enough motive to write out a reply. But don't be discouraged, the one's that like it are just idling around like me.
This is a fucking gay as shit idea. The sheer stupidity of what you just said makes me cringe, I'll kill myself before I see a gay faggot cowboy board tan.
(Unless he was a shota. Male boards often have loli board tans, so ours should be a shota.)
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This is the only acceptable male design imho. He's a bloated belly shota who guzzles down milk in his little heels.
Throwing in my vote for hikki farmer-tan.>>1621
I like this horn idea! She should hold an Admin doll to illustrate how much everyone here loves Admin.>>1597>>1629
These are both very good.
In general I think the less crazy designs are a lot nicer. I do agree with >>1638
this sentiment. We've already kind of decided on a design I guess.
in some sense it's more accurate that way. a cow-human hybrid drinking milk and holding a pitchfork, insecure and projecting over the traits she shares with the cows she farms.
but also >>1660
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coloring in process.
I kind of always thought our board-tan would be a dark-haired, snarky little bitch kind of gal.
I like the idea of the hair being white because I think it stays simple and makes the design flow well.
But regardless, best design A++ this.
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aw, thanks! I appreciate that.
I have a tumblr, but it's kind of empty at the moment because I'm really bad at 'completing' work.
anyways, being anon is kind of the fun part, right?
finally finished the coloring, sorry about the wait. after all that high praise, I'm nervous about disappointing y'all.
I ended up making a couple different versions of the hair. blonde seems to have already been established as canon, but hey, it's nice to have variety. my coloring isn't that great, but if anyone else wants to take a stab at it, I don't mind throwing a higher-res version of the lineart up somewhere.
The expression is priceless.
Judgmental, hateful, and tired. Sounds like farmers.
Farm theme is perfectly done. Looks like them boots are properly wadding through feces to milk our prosperous cows.
So are we deciding on >>1664
as a mascot, but also having Admin-sama? I wanna see some banners!
Ok, so full disclosure: I'm an idiot and apparently accidentally merged the lineart with the white background sometime during the coloring process. So I ended up making a rasterized version of the lineart. Some of the detail has been a little lost as a result, but it's available here for anyone who wants to print it out and making a coloring book or something. http://i.cubeupload.com/mOVLgv.png
…there's also the admin-sama lineart for anyone who's less lazy than I am about this coloring business:http://i.cubeupload.com/9KBgUX.png
…and my own attempt w/ the dark hair if nobody ends up taking a stab at it.http://i.cubeupload.com/MijoU7.jpg
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do you guys like any of these
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something like this?
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Yeah that "stripping" you totes did at age 17 and how you have demonstrated one gif of clinging on for dear life as at spins itself around.
I think she should be blonde because blonde hair pisses off sjw's most.
Also, is her height and weight the meme height and weight? Because that would be funny.
I like this one the most, the muted color of her hair goes well together with the rest of the colors since they're also muted.
On a side note, this thread is one of the most hilarious ones I've read in a while, gg farmers, you are the cows.
those arms? >>1711
Bottom left is my fave
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hey guys, sorry for the sloppy scribble.
i just figured that while we're still being indecisive, I might as well throw one more idea into the mix. when I was doing my initial sketches, I was kind of thinking about the possibility of having multiple 'characters' for lolcow in the same way that 4chan has multiple board mascots like /fa/-kun and cgl-chan and shit like that…so I came up with a couple different designs. I was thinking we could have a female farmhand like the one I posted above, a male 'sexy rancher' type representing admin-sama or /meta/, and then one more representing the untamed hordes of /pt/, pic related…which sort of came out as a cross between a little faceless devilish imp, complete with pitchfork & cloven hooves, & a hikikomori type in a cow kigurumi.
this way, we still have the idea of 'anonymity' in the same way that 4chan users are sometimes represented as just a guy in a green zentai suit, plus we could play around the idea in art like if we wanted to show the mascot pulling off their hood and turning into a kawaii blonde perfect ana-chan imouto, any of the above drawings ITT, or
something more like >>1758
idk if this will appeal to anyone else, just a suggestion. I like the idea of having a scary/cute board mascot because, let's face it, some of the arguments that happen here are downright deranged and some of them (like in /b/ or /g/) are pretty heartwarming. we're kinda bipolar like that. we're also really quick to turn on our own so I can kind of imagine a horde of these little guys going REEEEEEE and turning an organized meeting into a killing frenzy in a matter of seconds.
still lazy about coloring, but if anybody else thinks this would make a good compromise I'll work on refining this sketch later.
It's not shocking, it's just not the first thing I think of.>>1761
Hahaha, I think this is cute.
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>>1761>which sort of came out as a cross between a little faceless devilish imp, complete with pitchfork & cloven hooves, & a hikikomori type in a cow kigurumi.
More like a taokaka rehash. The kigurumi is cute but that face is super unoriginal. I do like the concept of what you were going for, however.
This should be the mascot.
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here's digital version.
the shiny cow udders might gross some people out, please excuse me for amusing myself.
I think >>1719
is the best overall concept.>>1773
would be cute for a banner or halloween theme or something.
I thought it would also be cute to have two board tans. One is /pt/, the more grumpy and fujoshit looking one. And then one looking more like >>1469
, very thin and cutesy representing /snow/ where she herself personifies what she makes fun of.
Can't decide. Farmer girl seems like as tired and bitter as the oldfags and the cow looks more like the ravenous newfags.
Both are 10/10. Cannot choose.
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I'm kind of tired of just waiting so here's a strawpoll:http://strawpoll.me/6186503
Pic related, just choose the ones you like best & vote for their letters.
I was kinda taking it like two separate options:>Farmgirl with blonde hair>Farmgirl with brown hair
Just because we had kind of a debate about it earlier in the thread. I think if either wins we can kind of decide specifically which shade of brown or blonde we prefer.
I like how my drawing is K because my name starts with a K ;u;
Thank you for organizing this ~
Q M A S T E R R A C E
They're all p cute though
Yeah, that was kind of what I was thinking, too. Since most anons seemed to like that one but we couldn't decide on hair color, I decided I'd just throw in the option of light or dark hair from the get-go and people could vote for their preference.>>1827
No problem~ it seemed as though the thread's activity had died down for long enough at this point, so hopefully everyone who wanted to contribute suggestions/entries had their chance to.
Your entry is really cute, by the way. I love your drawing style.
I figured we could let the poll make our decision & then come to Admin-sama in about a week or so with the conclusion. not sure how long to wait, exactly, since everyone ought to have a chance to vote but idk if other browsers visit /meta/ very often.
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Let's just go with the blonde. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Are you the same artist?
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you're a clever one, alright.
It's a shame that it's been half a year and nothing was done with the mascot while old admin just leaves.
I'd still like to see >>2091
i'm the original artist but I'm also >>2467
I'll try to make some one-liner reaction pics or something this week though if y'all would like
Do you think maybe you could do a sticky of announcement or something to bring more people in here to bring this discussion up again?
I think that'll be a good place to start
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something like this, maybe?
it's kind of a slapdash redraw but I'll try to make some more over the weekend.>>2964
not sure who that is, but I'm the same person who drew >>1679
if that helps to clarify things.
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hopefully you'll have a chance to use this one before the other haha
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I hope you all had a wonderful holiday, farmers!
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Here's my my little gimp doodle. please forgive me if my flat art is too flat lmao.
I love seeing our board-tan. <3
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Hope to see this thread active again!
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wanted to make a contribution to board-tan
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Beautiful! Bless you anons for your contributions.
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Offered up in Thread Requests for a new Complaint Thread image, but posting here just in case it can serve some other purpose.
(art sauce: >>9232