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No. 386291

Previous thread: >>>/m/379810

No. 386302

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>>386291
Wonder what was the agreement

No. 386319

>>386302
we were 25 minutes away from a croatia win god fucking damn it

No. 386321

>>386302
a life time supply of ikea meatballs

No. 386329

>>386302
Man I hope some of the artist spill the details on what happened BTS

No. 386332

>>386329
Yeah usually June-August are pretty dry months for esc news, but I’m hoping they’ll spill plenty of tea this summer

No. 386335

>>386058
>What do you nonnies think, do you think this will impact next year's edition in any way?
I think the only way the EBU will kick out Israel is if their contract with Moroccanoil ends this year and artists/their country’s broadcasters spend the summer still pushing them to answer for everything that happened this year.

They’ll definitely have to review how staff and artists interact with each other after Joost. Hoping we see a lawsuit from AVROTROS against the EBU this summer.

I think they also need to do a better job of vetting journalists and make clear boundaries for them. The behavior I saw this year primarily from Israeli journalists was appalling and completely unprofessional. Unprofessional behavior should lead to journalists being kicked from the venue/having their press credentials revoked

No. 386337

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>>386335
Moroccanoil is confirmed as a sponsor for 2025. https://eurovision.moroccanoil.com/

No. 386350

>>386337
Of course lmfao

No. 386373

>>386302
man that would have been such good dramu. and we would have been spared that themoid

No. 386384

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I'm in two Whatsapp groups that are saying we should get tickets to her Halloween show

No. 386386

>>386384
Tbh that dumbass nonbinary shit aside I thought her performance was pretty cool. I'd consider going if the ticket prices aren't too expensive.

No. 386387

>>386384
you should do it

No. 386388

>>386386
>>386387
It should be pretty cheap like €30 for that venue. I'd imagine the crowd will be insufferable though

No. 386391

>>386388
A goth witch in the Academy on Halloween sounds good tbh, but I don't want non binaries getting my money kek

No. 386425

>>386388
Do it to people-watch, bring back stories.

No. 386449

>>386384
ugh king tuts is an awful venue

No. 386462

>>386384
Hm. I might go to the Manchester one as a hatewatch

No. 386529

>>386388
Oh fair, that's a good point lmao

No. 386533

>>386386
someone has to pay for the surgeries.

No. 386542

>>386533
I doubt she’ll get surgery. She’s nb not ftm

No. 386549

do you think they will remove israel next year?

No. 386550

>>386549
I fucking wish. It seems like they have one more year left of their contract with Moroccanoil. If they’re smart, they won’t renew and will then kick Israel. Or maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll decide since there’s only one year left, who cares about pissing off their sponsor?

No. 386551

>>386549
I don't think they will unless a significant amount of broadcasters threaten to withdraw.

No. 386554

>>386550
Hopefully by then the war will be over.

>>386549
This >>386551 (that's what happened with Russia too) and I'm starting to think that may become a real possibility given the shitshow partially caused by Israel behind the scenes this year

No. 386590

>>386549
Not a chance. Israel was the main sponsor with Moroccanoil (the name is misleading). I could see them removing themselves though.

No. 386604

>>386590
Why would they voluntarily leave? ESC is a fantastic source of soft power propoganda for them.

No. 386605

>>386604
That only works if it's going well. There was tonnes of clips shared on Twitter and Tiktok of people booing their performers and votes

No. 386608

>>386605
They don’t care about that. They love to play the triumphant victim. They cry about booing and “bullying” then pay thousands to get their diaspora vote and get a top 5 finish for them to brag about

No. 386700

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how do they keep calling this ugly unstylish creature gorgeous sorry to that one anon that thinks he is cute

No. 386706

>>386700
literally just an ugly moid with makeup kek. these people are so brain dead. i cant believe croatia lost to this thing

No. 386707

>>386706
why can't they make him look at least a bit better kek

he was 5th in public vote so idgaf about baby lasagna losing to him. shit's rigged to its core

No. 386708

>>386700
if they wanted to thirst over an enby moid, they could at least go for silvester belt, he's nowhere near as inbred-looking as this specimen kek

No. 386928

>>386707
Manbys are never styled in an attractive androgynous way, they’re always made to look as ugly as possible for some reason.

No. 386948

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>>386700
>skill level of a 6 year old playing with toy makeup

No. 386952

>>386700
even just the 3/4 of a face in the back looks 10 times better than him, he's so pug faced

No. 387881

I don't know about you nonnas, but as someone who used to watch the show to get a good laugh at the performances (costumes, and choreography included) since 2010 to forget that the votes and results are tedious and bullshit anyway, I didn't really "farm a lot of keks" this year, except for drinking myself silly to remain in good spirits and awake up until 1-2am.
I'm considering not staying up for the results next year, because it's left me absolutely gutted and unable to fall asleep without checking out Twitter reactions forever to feel vindicated etc., since at least 2019 tbh.
It might be me getting old saying that but anyone else considering the same for 2025?

No. 387930

>>387881
It’s not just you. I haven’t enjoyed the full show from start to finish since 2021. 2022 had pity televoting for Ukraine. 2023 had a clearly rigged jury. 2024 had a clearly rigged jury and mass Israeli diaspora televoting for the most boring song. It’s just not fun anymore

No. 387949

>>387881
I think most people who follow the contest for a long time feel this way. I remember back in the day when I was actually excited about the results, supporting my favourite countries, hoping they would do as well as I'd expect. Yes, block voting was and is a thing but people genuinely voted for what they liked. As years went by and especially since the war in Ukraine, things have been way less exciting for me. Yes I love following the contest to find new singers and music, but the finals themselves are so anticlimatic. This year, before the bookmakers closed the bets, Croatia had over 50% chance of winning and they had to crush it by pushing the gendie. It would be so cool if he actually won. And let's not even talk about the disqualification fiasco. Pure bs. I know some anons still think Joost did something terrible, but I'm pretty sure that's not the case otherwise they wouldn't be so vague about it. And Joost recently asked for extra witnesses from the Nehterlands or something so it seems like whatever "investigation" happened was pretty half-assed and against him. I've seen some video of Bambie Thug saying there's an investigation going on and she can't talk for now but when she can, she will. Can't wait kek

No. 387981

>>387930
>clearly rigged jury
People keep saying this with no evidence to back it up

No. 387984

>>387881
>>387930
>I haven’t enjoyed the full show from start to finish since 2021
I feel the opposite. Looking back like 10 years the quality of the songs and performances were so shit, I always used to be bored with 90% of the songs and at most like 2-3 songs. The last 4 or so years maybe I've loved the show so much, I've enjoyed watching all of it even if I didn't like all songs. And there's significantly more songs I do actually enjoy now. The political stuff is annoying of course, but I guess since I never really care who wins it's not too big of a problem to me.

I think one of the best ways to enjoy the show is to quit all social media, literally don't read any of it, and just watch it with your friends. If you hadn't checked social media you wouldn't have known about the joost stuff or that israel was booed by the crowd. It would just have looked like a nice fun show.

No. 387989

>>387981
Nta. There's no evidence but strong suspicions. It's not like EBU is going to give us the facts on a silver platter.

>>387881
It's been less fun to me ever since I discovered betting odds a few years ago and how scarily accurate they are. There's a few misses every year obviously but they're at least 75% accurate. The show gets largely decided before it even takes place.

That said the song quality has gone up sooooo much in recent years.

No. 388076

>>387881
Samefag here
>>387984
Tbh, I don't check out ESC shit before the finale though, because I wanna be surprised at the finale on purpose, so as to not get spoiled of the fun. I even only heard about the Netherlands during the show when it jumped from contestant number four to number six suddenly. But, like I said, since 2019 if not 2018, the show has lost me because the actual fun has been put on the back burner to use songs, contestants and/or moderators to send insert whatever message that is mostly biased if not as vapid as Miss USA wishing "World peace" out there.

Quality is a question of perspective and that's another thing we can argue about. Admittedly there were some older editions with ballads that bored me to tears too. But there were also other contestants that brought the fun spirit of what ESC represents to me, as someone who started watching on the year of Epic Sax Guy.
Quality and fun are not necessarily mutual exclusive, but I find very little quality music every new edition as far as my personal tastes go, and I see no fun, only big performances that want to rival with Beyonce's Superbowl performance from three years ago (if not more) and I don't care for that shit.

So yeah, even if you were meaning well, whatever you said didn't exactly concern my case, I only ever check out social media after the shit storm of the results pissed me off again, to see if I'm the only one feeling that way.
But now I'm tired of being aggravated and deprived of a good night sleep because of a tedious hour and a half of a nothing burger.

No. 388124

>>387984
>If you hadn't checked social media you wouldn't have known about the joost stuff or that israel was booed by the crowd. It would just have looked like a nice fun show.
I know what you mean and it's 100% true but having known what was going on it feels almost like what you suggested isnt real like ones amusement would be based on a false picture,
i know this is true for a lot of things like when you find out one of the actors from a favourite film you had as a child was later revealed to be a sex pest or when you have a friend who you later find out is a shitty person, it makes you feel like the enjoyment was based on a lie

No. 388169

>>387981
So many songs in 2023 and 2024 were snubbed to such a severe degree that it makes the integrity of the juries as a whole feel questionable. Despite that I'm still not in the abolish the jury camp. Instead I really think juries need to be overhauled. Most countries have 5 jurors typically with a pop/classical background or are loosely related to the music industry like radio show host or talent show judge. I think each country’s jury needs to be expanded to 7-10 jurors and be required to have jurors affiliated with more genres than just pop/classical (rock background, opera background, jazz, punk, etc.) It wouldn’t have to be the same genres every year, but just a variety requirement in general would help a lot to get a more well rounded vote instead of a massive echo chamber. As it currently is, there was a clear runaway winner both in 2023/2024. If they were weak years it would be understandable, but both years were musically strong in my opinion.

No. 388183

>>387984
Sorry when I say enjoy the show from start to finish, I didn’t mean the songs were bad. I agree that song quality, staging, and performances have greatly increased in quality in recent years. I just haven’t been able to enjoy the voting sequence. It’s an hour long which is 25% of the show. It used to be fun and would keep you guessing who would win until the end, but the past few years it’s been so obvious who the winner was going to be that the last quarter of the show wasn’t very enjoyable to me

No. 388191

>>388076
>no fun, only big performances that want to rival with Beyonce's Superbowl performance from three years ago
Estonia? Netherlands? Finland? Croatia? Norway? Slovenia? Spain? Belgium? We had so many performances that were fun and/or not a bombastic "girlbop"

No. 388193

>>388183
>It used to be fun and would keep you guessing who would win until the end, but the past few years it’s been so obvious who the winner was going to be
Do you follow ESC online/look at the betring odds online beforehand? I feel like I would've never guessed Switzerland or Croatia would go top 3, Loreen and Unicorn top 3 last year etc.

No. 388424

>>388191
I'll agree on Estonia. Croatia I wouldn't consider "fun" but I looked up the Metal band that Baby Lasagna used to be part of before thanks to it, I would say the same for Norway. But that's about it.
I didn't have "fun" watching Spain, Netherlands I didn't get to see because I don't watch the selection rounds to not spoil the finale, same for Belgium, and Slovenia wasn't my cup of tea.

I've watched fourteen editions in a row and only truly found ten contestants from the different finales to have good and/or fun songs that I can still listen to now.
We can argue about what quality and fun means. Again. But that's moot because that's a personal tastes thing.

No. 388469

>>388193
Idk I thought Switzerland this year and Loreen last year were pretty obvious jury bait

>>388424
I’m curious. What are the 10 songs you’ve truly liked?

No. 388470

>>388424
>watched fourteen editions in a row
lmfao anon

No. 391719

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Some very unexpected, but good news for all of us Jann stans. Obviously this changes nothing for 2023, but the transparency will be nice

No. 396885

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they really said a whole bunch of nothing with this

No. 396887

the "threatened to withdraw at the last moment" story was fake and the majority of the rumored delegations denied considering such a thing in different interviews. I think by now it's pretty obvious the "problems" this year came from a few cluster b contestants doing the cluster b thing combined with online misinformation and delulu stan behavior.

No. 396897

>>396885
Can we have a bunch of broadcasters drop out already, I want to see drama

No. 397909

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Please please please please. I want all the microstates to join

No. 397999

>>397909
>Liechtenstein
>Population 40k
The university I go to has more students than Liechtenstein has citizens kek. I wonder if they're planning on a similiar scheme San Marino does to make money for their broadcaster (the pay a big entry fee for your audition and the winner funds their participation themselves)

No. 398127

>>397999
Idk I mean Liechtenstein has a way higher gdp per capita than San Marino. I could see them doing something like that down the line, but if this is their first ever year in Eurovision then I think they would try to do something really special for their premiere

No. 398442

Do any of you have artists that you would love to see at esc in the future?

For Italy I would love to see Margherita Vicario or M¥SS KETA. And for Estonia I want to see the band Night Tapes (although with their dreamy sound I could see them ending up like Sudden Lights and just barely missing the cut off for the grand final)

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No. 398445


No. 400819

Käärijä and Joost collabed on a song.

No. 400910

>>400819
came here to post about it, here is the vid

No. 400926

>>400910
Lol nice. Fun high energy vid. The end was mysterious tho. Hope they collab more.

No. 400938

>>400910
Absolute banger. Big fan.

No. 400944

>>400910
he also made a song about his eurovision experience

No. 408015

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Montenegro is returning next year

No. 408017

>>408015
They need to stop saying the N word for that.

No. 408026

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>>408017
That "joke" was never funny

In other news since this thread got bumped, Joost is coming to the US. The fact he has tour dates for the US and not my country/a country close to mine is annoying kek.

No. 408948

>>408026
Lol wow two whole dates. Nothing to be salty about

No. 409636

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gep5qzlxeo
Joost ha been cleared of all wrongdoing

No. 411077

>>408026
It's just two dates but still an Eurovision act who doesn't even sing in English or Spanish making it across the pond on ESC clout alone is pretty wild.

>>409636
How much you wanna bet Netherlands isn't participating next year now that he's officially proven not guilty?

No. 411078

>>411077
Samefag but considering he didn't even participate in the final that's even wilder.

No. 412467

>>411078
europapa has more views on youtube than the winner

No. 414624

Cyprus already selected and revealed their participant for 2025. It's some guy called Theo Evan

No. 414693

>>414624
So glad Cyprus announced this early. I’ve been so parched for esc content. His music seems pretty boring/bland, but he seems like he can sing and dance, so they’ll probably find some good writers and producers to pair him up with

No. 430811

Man 2024 had such great songs and performances, I really wonder how and if 2025 is going to top it! I know a few people cry about stupid politics but it's just really so much fun to get to see songs performed in different languages every year and the stage in Sweden was used amazingly for visual effects.

I know it's early but does anyone wanna play predictions with what next years trends will be? Usually mediocre countries ape after the previous winner, so I think unfortunately there will be a bunch of no-effort enby troons who sing about their totally deep amazing journey to discover that they're not a Real Man/Woman because they like to sometimes wear a skirt and nail polish (but only while cameras are on them, they're genderfluid like that).

I think the Netherlands will still participate, because if they don't nobody will miss them anyway. I mean if I asked "did you miss Denmark in the big final this year?" most people would go "huh, didn't even notice they were gone". People only really keep track of their own country. And Joost got a lot of support (despite having a very shit song kek) so they'd just give up on that momentum instead of using it, and if they wait an extra year literally nobody will remember he even got banned.

No. 430818

>>414624
This is why North Cyprus is the superior Cyprus. Fuck this fag

No. 430824

>>430818
kek why, details?

>>430811
Netherlands will participate, they've confirmed it already. Apparantly Anouk (2013 I think?) wants to come back and people are big mad about it because she made a post on twitter with a picture of a used tampon and some anti-men-in-wigs statement along with it lol

No. 430827

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>>430824
Samefag found it. Spoilered it because the picture is kind of gross but kek I love her

No. 430830

Remember this robbed song? The singer is going to try for ESC again in Montenegro's new national final later this month.

Who wants to watch that NF? It's on the 27th, not sure what time. I bet it'll be budget tier production but I'm sure it'll be fun.

No. 430831

>>430830
Samefag actually I don't know if it'll even be watchable from abroad now that I think about it

No. 430836

>>430824
Oh my god I would love an open terf in ESC! I'm sure depending on how woke the host country/audience is the audience would boo her though.

The ESC this year surprisingly had a live audience of mostly brits despite not being held in the UK, explaining why Israel got booed to hell while people of Europe actually voted for them enough to make it too the top songs.

No. 436272

Montenegro for 2025. I haven't listened to it yet.

No. 437323

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The Sanremo list was released today

No. 438167

>>436272
They withdraw kek it's back to 0

No. 442894

Albania's song for 2025

No. 444222

>>442894
Head over heels in love and completely obsessed. This is the best thing Albania has ever sent imo

No. 444535

>>444222
Aaaah I cant decide if I want to listen to it or not!! Your comment has made me so curious but it's all or nothing

No. 444542

>>444535
Okay I gave in and FUCK it's so good and cool!! I'm blown away, totally didn't expect this out of Albania.

Watch them revamp it into English and completely screw themselves over though.

>>444222
Did you happen to watch the Albanian NF? I wonder what kind of songs it was up against because it doesn't seem like a song with the most broad/mainstream appeal, right?

No. 444804

>>444542
I’m so glad you like it too!

>Watch them revamp it into English and completely screw themselves over though.

Good news nonnie, they’ve already said in interviews that they aren’t changing the language

>I wonder what kind of songs it was up against because it doesn't seem like a song with the most broad/mainstream appeal

There were a few other songs that I liked too, but vid related was considered the biggest competition. A lot of the Eurovision fandom was acting like it was a sure thing that karnaval would win, but Zjerm ended up winning both the jury and the overall televote. Albania finally decided to take a chance on something experimental and I couldn’t be happier about it

No. 444836

>>444804
I'm laughing my ass off, the way she entered the stage was so dramatic and made me think we were gonna get a dramatic sappy breakup song only for it to turn into a generic danceble pop song lmfaoo

Zjerm is the superior choice for sure

No. 444839

What do we think of Montenegro 2025?

No. 445487

>>444839
I feel bad saying this, but it already feels like NQ to me. She’s a very talented vocalist, it’s just the song itself isn’t anything special. Obviously anything could happen since there’s only two songs so far, but I have a hard time imagining this qualifying in an all televote semi. That being said I am happy to see another country back in the contest

No. 446299

will israel participate this year?

No. 446320

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>>446299
Well they certainly won't be banned from participating

No. 446322

>>446299
i still don't give a shit if they do or don't, literally changes nothing

No. 446325

If you could have any artist/band come in and participate for any country (no relation to the country needed), what would it be?

I think it would be funny if some big pop star entered for a country they have no relation to for shits and giggles, just because the internet would go wild and speculate how much they paid them to do that, what dirt they have on them etc

No. 446336

>>446325
bjork
>>446322
i don't care either but
>it changes nothing
do you remember how much drama it caused last year

No. 446338

>>446325

Taylor Swift for Israel kek

No. 446341

>>446336
imo it changed nothing except all the brits in the crowd were booing Israels song, which was filtered out so nobody watching on TV (which is like 99.9%) even knew it happened and the song did great in the rest of EU voting. That europapa guy getting banned was WAY bigger drama news everywhere I looked. Though I did predominantly mean it changes nothing about the war, nobody is more pro/anti because they went on ESC and it doesn't benefit them to be there or not imo.

Speaking of the British dominated live crowd, I think since 2022 there's been a very deliberate push to make the UK more interested in the ESC. They're already part of "the big 5" so it's beneficial for the ESC if they want to sink even more money into it. Otherwise it doesn't make sense that Sweden would randomly hold a 70% British crowd out of nowhere, it "should" be mostly local people or at least a mix of nationalities…

No. 446702

>>446322
I didn't care until I saw the votes for Israel's lukewarm song this year. Top 5 for a song that would've struggled to qualify any other year is ridiculous.

No. 447595

Anyone watching Lithuania's first semi-final tonight?

No. 453708

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceve4ww7n90o

im very sad about what this poor girl went through but i am worried that based on what happened last year isreal are trying to politicise this year as well

No. 453715

>>453708
She looks like a episode character. watch them win this too joost number 3 coming soon

No. 453736

seems joost is up to his usual

apparently he has been getting death threats recently

No. 453872

Luxembourgh.

The outfit transition at two minutes in is a choice..

No. 454385

Erika Vikman is gonna be in UMK 2025! i was so happy when i found out

No. 454389

>>454385
It's catchy and I apreciate it's in german and finnish(?) but tired of female artists being porny.

No. 454405

>>453708
Will they ever stop sending controversial yet somehow boring entries and fit in with actual Europeans who just act goofy and sing about gay sex?

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No. 456121


No. 456122

>>456121
Wish this would've won instead.

No. 456130

>>456122
I think she sounds better than the woman who won, but I don't like either of the songs.

Tbh I'm not enthusiastic about any of the songs so far aside from Albania

No. 456254

>>454385
Based who is that diva? Finnish nonnies do vote for her she's so bolt i love her.

No. 456456

>>453872
I feel like I have seen so many people going crazy for this one and I just don’t get it. The vocals, outfits, and choreo aren’t great. The song feels very basic and forgettable to me too, which annoys me when they are really pushing this as some sequel to France Gall who had one of the greatest songs of all time in this competition

No. 456573

>>456456
I agree, it doesn't sound or look good.

No. 456574

Can we talk about the thumbnails this year? What the hell they're so fucking ugly.

No. 456581

>>456574
I've seen so many comments praising him for his vocal ability and I ????? It sounds mostly off key and weak to me? Am I crazy? The song and visuals are cool but the vocals completely put me off.

No. 457058

>>456574
A lot of the design choices last year were bad and the trend seems to be continuing this year

No. 457065

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kek thoughts? apparently Brazil, Cuba, India, China and others will participate

No. 457293

>>457065
Laughable. Will never ever reach the kind of audience ESC does.

No. 457309

>>457065
I'd watch it. I imagine there will be less genderspecials and the performances will be a lot more diverse.

No. 457333

>>457065
How will they ever compete without gays

No. 457346

>>457065
every masterpiece has its cheap copy

No. 457347

>>457065
list of participants

>Brazil

>China
>Cuba
>Iran
>India
>Azerbaijan
>Belarus
>Kazakhstan
>Tajikistan
>Uzbekistan
>Kyrgyzstan
>Turkmenistan
>Armenia
>Serbia
>Venezuela
>Bolivia
>Colombia
>Mexico
>Pakistan
>South Africa

No. 457354

>>457347
Azerbaijan and Armenia are in Eurovision. Is double dipping allowed?

No. 457366

>>457065
This would be a disaster waiting to happen. Hell no

No. 457418

>>457354
why would't it be?

>>457309
I'd rather watch the occasional genderspecial in ESC than garbage from several muslim countries

No. 457502

>>457347
a quarter of these countries have active border skirmishes, azerbaijan committed an ethnic cleansing of the armenians just a year ago

No. 457572

>>457347
id be super interested in the central asian countries tbh

No. 457710

>>457065
How tf can they afford this when they can’t even afford the war they’re 3 years into?

No. 457791

>>457710
Same reason Ukraine still participates, there's always money for propoganda.

No. 457897

I am rooting for Tommy Cash. I hope he wins Eesti Laul and Eurovision 2025.

No. 458085

>>457065
>>457347
This concept sounds exciting, there is potential for so many interesting cultural performances unlike modern ESC which is full of generic radio slop that all sound the same and never-ending tranny pandering.
>>457293
Some of these countries are much larger than the entirety of Europe on their own, with the right marketing, it could be way more successful.

No. 458106

Snore.

No. 458119

>>458085
ESC had the chance to build it's audience and legacy over literal decades, this didn't. If they want to have any chance at competing with ESC they're going to have to deliver the same production quality right off the bat, where's the money and production knowledge for that?

I also think "muh culture" is overrated especially from most of those shitty 3rd world countries. Not all cultures are valuable, I'll take a ban for that.

ESC fans are kinds hypocritical about wanting/valueing "culture" in ESC anyways because they only want a specific flavour of "ethnic culture". If, say, Germany would send Schlager no one would vote for it because it sounds and looks dated and uncool. You all claim to want culture but only as long as it sounds thrilling to the modern ear and looks flashy and fits within a narrow box of culture that's exciting.

No. 458122

>>458119
Samefag but what you actually want is entertainment, not culture.

No. 458124

Ireland's entry. We have a Norwegian artist. It's a pure Eurovision core but like it's a song about a Soviet space dog. The witch was cringe bit she had a connection to Celtic paganism.

No. 458163

>>458124
Like it, don't love it. Wonder how it'll do since dance/EDM traditionally doesn't do well at ESC.

No. 458182

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>>458119
>I also think "muh culture" is overrated especially from most of those shitty 3rd world countries. Not all cultures are valuable, I'll take a ban for that.
It's not even that cultures are overrated, but that this mix clashes hard. Do we really think Russia, Iran, Kazakhstan etc would happily be celebrating other cultures like Brazilian dancers wearing bikinis and feathers? They look sluttier and more gay than anything in ESC by default! And do we think China would gracefully accept their national treasure singer getting dead last year after year because the other cultures are more similar and nobody voted for them?

No. 458185

>>457293
>the kind of viewership esc has
someone needs to tell you no one in those countries gives a shit about eurovision and the satanic tranny bullshit it panders. It’s too degenerate to be enjoyable to anyone outside the west. I’d rather listen to halal acapella from Afghanistan or Mongolian throat singing performed entirely by mountain goats than another radio slop from a white man with painted nails. Felt the need to say this when I saw this thread pop up again.

No. 458199

>>458185
It's 95% regular pop music and ballads dumbass. ESC has this queer reputation when in reality the vast, vast majority of entries are mundane. 40 entries last year and you're getting mad about 1 'devil worshipper' and an enby, which were both outliers.

No. 458206

>>458185
Whatever slop Eurovision makes is gonna be leagues more catchy and memorable than whatever throat gurgling happens in some desert. They've had years of experience crafting Eurotrash radio pop. Also, looking at this list here >>457347 I genuinely don't think all of the countries here care about each other enough to take the contest seriously. Eurovision works because its centered on European nations. That Soviet eurovison might work if it only included former USSR satelites but otherwise its just a list of 3rd world countries, some of whom already follow Eurovision anyways.

No. 458286

Ukraine's entry. Not a huge fan, thought there was multiple better options

No. 458290

>>458286
and Finland's entry. Her vocals were pretty rough at some parts, especially in the beginning and the staging felt a little underwhelming to me. Love the song tho

No. 458292

>>458286
what were the better options in your opinion?
i voted for #2 even though i knew she wouldn't win. i loved the song, performance and the message. #10 was alright too and it'd be fun to have post-punk on ESC for once but the random awkward stripper ruined it for me. wtf was that

No. 458301

>>458292
I liked Dim and Kultura the best and I thought number 5 and 8 were decent as well. I didn't see entry 10 because I switched over to UMK, I'll have to watch it later kek

No. 458314

Malta what the hell is this

No. 458335

>>458206
>i genuinely don't think all of the countries here care about each other enough to take the contest seriously
quite the opposite, most of them hate each other and one of these countries committed an ethnic cleansing of another's people group two years ago

No. 458339

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>>457347
>Brazil
>Venezuela
>Bolivia
>Colombia
>Mexico

Festival de Viña del Mar:

No. 458449

>>457347
This will flop so badly kek. Would watch for the drama and memes alone.
As for the songs, they'll just going to send traditional songs i assume with ugly moids, since most of these countries are strict and Muslim. And some of these countries consider music and dancing haram so it won't be that popular to begin with. And not have many female participants. They'll only support each other in the votes. Might even censor the women from other countries or not show them at all like they do in the Olympics here. https://youtu.be/OcuomoJ3n0w?si=EIdA9K-6j4R511XQ
But China there lol. I don't know. I'd be interested in an east Asian one with China Korea Japan Thailand Taiwan Vietnam Singapore etc.
Putin is so retarded.
I'd rather take the alphabet people version.

>>458290
What an icon. They need to fix the backing vocals asap.

No. 458476

>>458449
tbf it's pakistan and Iran that are retarded Muslim, while other muslim countries are secular dictatorships

No. 458489

Latvia's entry

No. 458491

>>458290
Seems like they really toned down the visuals for the National Final but I bet they will come up with something crazy for Eurovision, I am excited for her final performance now

No. 458555

>>458335
Oh really? Any proof of that? Or are we regurgitating french propaganda again?

No. 458564

>>458491
doesn't Finland usually mostly stick to it's NF performance?

No. 458599

>>458489
I feel like this is one of their weakest songs. It lacks a certain OOMPH, with everything merging together too well.
Something that actually utilises the traditional sound, such as Raganu Nakts, Guli Guli (this would be sick on stage) or Pāde would be better imo. Maybe it'll grow on me.

No. 458723

>>457897
This song is such a nothing burger for me. At least when Käärijä and Joost brought a “silly” song, they put their personality into it and made it catchy and dynamic. This song is repetitive and has zero meaning. Estonia has way better options this year

No. 458753

>>458119
>they only want a specific flavour of "ethnic culture”
Exactly, this drives me crazy every year when I read stuff like that. Last year Australia finally sent something with an aboriginal influence and people were quick to shit all over it

No. 460752

Tommy Cash will represent Estonia! Kaarija was in the audience supporting him

No. 460806

>>458106
>english
i'm a native english speaker and i am so tired of songs not being in the native language, take some pride guys.

No. 460813

>>460752
hate this retard

No. 460814

>>460752
Love this retard!! Yessss

No. 460848

>>460752
Fuck this disgusting moid and his shitty bland meme song.

No. 460875


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No. 460877


No. 460878


No. 460902

>>460878
I really like this one


anyone wants to watch Armenia's NF together in the cytube room? It starts in 3 hours at 17:00 CET and it's streamed on the ESC YouTube channel so easily accessible. Not sure if it'll be any good, don't think Armenia had a national final in recent years.

No. 460906

Another year of Hungary not making it in. sigh

No. 460935

>>460906
ESC is too gay for Chudgarians

No. 461026

>>460906
i miss them too nonnie

No. 461115

>>460935
Apparently enough for Serbia, Romania, Albania, and other eastern European countries with heavily right-wing governments.

No. 461259

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I've spent the last year referring to Nemo and the ESC as "the guy in an (ugly) skirt who won ESC" and I'm curious what the non-binary debate following that guy's win looked like in other countries and how it looks now that the next ESC is creeping in.

Here nobody who I've talked to have reacted or even flinched to me saying the above, everyone just goes "oh yeah that guy" using he/him without a second thought. One single time a girl got mad about it and "corrected" me kek she was of course very woke. A few times I've tested the waters and brought up things like how it's a bit strange that in 2024/25 it's still "progressive" to say a man wearing a skirt on a very gay stage is somehow ground breaking, or that a man wearing a skirt somehow makes him "not a man" anymore. Usually they go "huh, yeah that is dumb!" and laugh and then the conversation moves on.

No. 461281

>>460876
Queen. I wish I'm like that at 53 too!

No. 461592

Not a fan

No. 461628

>>460752
What happened to this one? Didn't watch it before it was taken down

No. 462128

The songs are mostly kinda mediocre so far this year honestly.

No. 463018

Jedward died and reincarnated in Iceland

No. 463019

>>463018
Time is a flat circle.

No. 463020


No. 463025

>>463018
was scrolling fast and thought it was two of verka serdyuchka kek
>>461259
I'm in Ukraine and I always call him a he, nobody cares (even well-meaning normies who call still him "they" don't mind it). the only people i've seen get butthurt over it are the turbo-sjw chronically online types on twitter. IRL no1currs

No. 463060

>>462128
agree. I was feeling way more hype for ESC this time last year.

No. 463176

>>461259
a few megawoke press outlets used made up gendie pronous (iel), the rest eiher went ou of their way no to use pronouns at all or called him a he. everyone stopped talking about him within a couple days.

No. 463820

>>461628
That asshole did a copyright strike against the Eesti Laul and esc channels to get the videos taken down. He sounded fucking awful live so you aren’t missing anything

No. 464199

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This thing was made for awful character design thread

No. 464220

>>464199
This can't be real KEK

No. 464310

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No. 464350


No. 464445

>>464199
Apparantly it's designed by an art student? An ART student.

What does ESC even need a mascot for anyway

No. 464760

>>463820
Oh he did? I saw it a few days ago and the singing(?) was bad kek. He’s truly disgusting. After I watched it I was recommended his ’Untz untz’ music video making of which was about porn olympics. There is apparently an actual uncensored video posted on pornhub! He was so giddy about it, said it was his life-long dream or some shit. What a sexpest tard

No. 464941


No. 464942

>>464199
I'm obsessed with this horrific creature.

No. 465013

with dora happening right now, i just want to rant about how fucking retarded everyone has been about the lead singer of ogenj. everyone is shitting themselves over him being homophobic, which he's half apologised for and should be shamed, but not one fucking soul has talked about him being openly pro-life, no one has called him a misogynist, no one has said a fucking peep about it despite him doubling down on it. i really shouldn't be surprised, the modern eurovision space is filled with faggot handmaidens who will put the fee-fees of troons and gay moids over the wellbeing of women. women here are worse and worse off with each year but of fucking course no one will even care to think about us. rant over.

No. 465594


No. 465596

It's in German and I think I'm obsessed

No. 466219


No. 466556

so sad serbia is not sending this but some generic ballad

No. 466651

>>466219
>>466556
people are sending him bad comments and threats literally daily, even making petitions to have him step down from the competition kek
it was rigged as hell so i'm not surprised, his song literally got a bunch of jury votes out of nowhere. Recently some dirt on him has been resurfacing, eurovision fans can be pretty rabid and they're doing their best to bully him into stepping down which is not going to happen, but still, this is the first time i've seen this amount of hate and trashtalking
i also really wish the non boring entry was sent, would make eurovision more fun and chaotic to watch

No. 466688

>>466556
Before they started singing I thought they were drag queens.

No. 467251

Croatia's dead on arrival

No. 467252

Vocals are insane on this one

No. 467254

there was a compilation of funny eurovision moments that was taken down and i have been mourning its loss for years…

No. 467256

It's a fucking tame song for a guy who dresses like that

No. 467295

I despise how gay Eurovision has become. Used to watch it as a little girl and have so much fun but now it's all homo worship. I feel like participating in a 30 men gay orgy would make one less of a faggot than enjoying watching this slop.

No. 467310

>>467295
Don't be such a downer, out of like 40 entries the vast vast majority isn't gay moids/queer propoganda shit whatsoever

No. 467321

>>466688
There are two drag queens there

No. 467330

what a mess lmao this is embarrassing for us croatnonnas

No. 467366

>>467256
He's bad but everyone in italy likes to suck his fag dick. But I guess he was the best choice of the Sanremo finalists, but it's obvious they didn't want women to win because their songs were a lot better than this shit.

No. 467374

>>467321
the singer is the only woman afaik

No. 467499

>>467321
>>467374
Oh kek so my intuition right after all. Gross. I'm surprised drag queens were on Serbian public tv, don't they lean more conservative?

>>467330
Did he just have a terrible bad day? I feel like someone who knows they can sing well wouldn't put so much power and confidence behind the vocals.

No. 467527

>>467366
>everyone in italy likes to suck his fag dick
I wish

No. 467537

>>467330
How the hell was this the jury favorite

No. 467582

>>467527
… you wish Italy would suck his dick more? What?

No. 467600

>>467582
it was a bad attempt at thirstposting… sorry…

No. 468159

>>467330
horrible retarded song, but at least the moid isn't hideous

No. 468188

KAJ, a trio of Finland-Swedes, just won in Sweden. They sing in Swedish.

No. 468198

>>468188
I'm so proud of my fellow Swedes for chosing this fun song in swedish/finnish over the boring english return of Måns.

No. 468203

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>>468198
Speaking of Måns, he literally broke down crying after losing kek

No. 468219

>>468203
KEK fuck that fag go cry some more literally no one cares about your boring ass song

No. 468283

>>468188
I'm so fucking happy nonnies, I can't remember the last time I liked our ESC entry this much.

No. 468343

>>467256
Sonically is not my favorite, but with combination with the lyrics it makes the song heartfelt and sweet. Too bad people aren't going to check them when Eurovision airs, so not sure which place he will get. The winner of Sanremo this year is worse anyway, so i'm glad they're sending Lucio instead

No. 468360

>>468188
It's genuinely a miracle kek

From what I've read online, apparantly it's kind of an upset win because the contest is designed to guarantee a win for a big name and kind of make it impossible for no-name to win

SAUNA

No. 468362

>>468343
It's italy, Italy hasn't been out of the top 10 for nearly a decade, I don't see it changing with this one. Especially when we have so many "funny" and upbeat entries this year, so the ballad lovers are gonna vote for like the handful of songs left

No. 468363


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No. 468416

How do anons here feel about Finland? I really like the song musically and visually the performance is so striking, but I can't help but feel it's so male gaze.

No. 468419

>>468416
I agree, it's too male gaze and porny.

No. 468425

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>>468416
It’s super male gazey and centers male pleasure despite claiming to be female empowering. The singer is s mega pick me who got her career started by dating an ancient schlager scrote, 50 years older than her, picrel. She also desperately wants to be another Kikka who was a popular racy pop singer from the 90s.

No. 468436

I try to avoid listening to the songs until the finals – how are the finalists so far? The comments ITT make it sound like it'll be a weak and boring year.

No. 468437

>>468425
>50 years older than her
Goddamn, she needs to love herself.

No. 468443

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>>468436
Not as good as last year but still pretty decent imo. There's a lot of non-English songs.

No. 468452

>>468436
People say it's a weak year but that's only because there isn't a clear winner. No Loreen vs Karijaa situation this year. I can only think of two songs that are so fucking bad that I'm certain they're not going to the final

No. 468472

>>468437
Bonus: he dumped her for a 19-year-old.

No. 468476

>>468472
I bet she to-ta-lly didn't see that coming

No. 468536

Send help, Baru Badu Bastu is STUCK in my head.

I didn't even think I'd like it because I honestly thought people were hoping it up just because it wasn't in English (I hadn't listened to it before they won). But it's actually really fun and catchy kek.

Also I just listened to Revolution for the first time and I'm honestly floored people thought this was gonna win?? It sounds like an Avicii reject from 2012? It's so generic and not in the way people called Tattoo generic.

No. 468567

>>464199
I only just found out about this, I thought it was fake holy shit! I'm not surprised this is what you get from the country where they think calling a moid in a skirt a non-man is groundbreaking and woke. Swiss nonas I'm so sorry for your country being like this.

No. 468575

>>468360
>From what I've read online, apparantly it's kind of an upset win
Oh no, not at all for once! Usually all of Sweden is pissed off because the international jury (they have 50% of the voting power) voted for some stupid "safe" pop song the people didn't want. So this time when the people actually got what we voted for everyone has been happy about it for once. This is the one year it's not an upset win!

No. 468731

>>468575
It's kind of wild to give the international jury so much power.

No. 468795

>>467600
… for that, nonnie? Really? He looks like a rat (yes I know he sang with the rat mascot too)

No. 468805

>>468731
Yeah there has been much complaits about them having voting power previous years. They have been less likely to vote for swedish and original sounding songs.
>>468536
The only help I'm sending is telling you it's Bara Bada with A so you can sing a long correctly kek

No. 468810

>>468536
It will only go away if you go and have a sauna!

No. 468829

>>468416
i'm kinda happy she made it in because she got totally robbed back in 2020 with vid related, the one we sent from UMK was wayyy worse
but yeah agreed about the malegaziness.

No. 468830

>>468805
Who is the international jury anyway? Just random previous contestants or something?

No. 468906

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>>468795
Hey! I can accept my taste in men being dragged, but leave Topo Gigio out of this!

No. 468939

>>468830
random (presumably entertainment) profiles from other countries, i don’t think we even have the names of the jury members this year. it’s fucking retarded and mentioning this shitty jury with way too much power will make any swedish melodifestivalen enjoyer seethe, much as i am as i’m typing this.

No. 469275

>>468731
All of Sweden is very vocal about hating the retarded jury system is the crazy part. Especially because the jury picks songs like loreen who then wins and all of Europe gets mad at us for sending her. We didn't want her to represent us and we didn't vote for her to win in the esc final, none of that was done by us! Especially because Sweden sees Finland as a close brother (there's a very big cultural overlap) so we were really rooting for them to win, giving them 12 points and käärijäs song being more popular here than loreens. Then social media reported it as "swedes are mad people aren't celebrating their win" but no we fucking weren't! We were just mad that käärijä didn't win! Also mad that the song the non-swedish international jury picked for us funking won because that gives them fuel to go "see, the jury knows better than the people" and they keep the retarded jury.

It's also weird how everyone in discussion forums like this will shit on their own countries songs, going "ugh I hate that nepo baby trash, we will be dead last this year" but for some reason they still assume everyone else just loves their own country's song and artist. But any singer or band will have the most haters from their own country! 99% of the time I have literally no idea why people vote for Sweden at all because I think we send boring songs.

No. 469431

I thought they were gonna do generic pop song again… well whatever you think of this, generic it is not

No. 469536

>>469275
>swedes are mad people aren't celebrating their win
Can't help but suspect that some of those comments are by Russian trolls who are bitter that they can't be in ESC anymore and that Sweden and Finland are allies.

No. 469544

>>469536
Its kinda cute that a big country with their own sphere of influence is mad they can't be part of the gay European party happening on the other side

No. 469564

>>469544
Russia has a mentality that it needs to win absolutely everything and got too invested in Eurovision. When Norway won back in 2009, Russia perceived this as their second win in a row, because Rybak is belorussian, so he's "ours". I kinda miss turning on the tv after each show, to see butthurt, washed up celebrities screaming how Eurovision is a circus faggot show that doesn't deserve our purity and sincerity and still competing every year and taking it too seriously. It was peak trash tv, especially the year that Conchita was on. Vidrel

No. 469573

What are your top songs so far? mine are, JJ - Wasted Love, Zoe Me - Voyage, Ziferblat - Bird of Pray, Claude - C'est La Vie and Tautumeitas - Bur man laimi.

No. 469576

>>469564
Tragic and hilarious, sounds fun to watch!

No. 469588

>>469573
Albania, Lithuania, Germany (who would've thought that) and Sweden

No. 470805


No. 471675

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Måns wife is divorcing him because he's an abusive, cheating asshole apperantly. Sweden really dodged a bullet this year. Also, someone in the comments of this reddit thread is saying that there are rumours of Måns paying to hook up with a troon prostitute last year, and claiming it was just to buy a trailer lol.

No. 471681

>>471675
As a Swede this doesn't surprise me, tho maybe I'm just projecting because I don't like him kek. Explains why Måns suddenly wanted to compete in ESC again after a decade and why he got so mad afterwards, he wanted to start over and rebuild his empire. He started dating his soon to be ex-wife a year after winning last time, high on fame and attention.

No. 471756

>>471675
After his entitled, narcissistic Mello meltdown I'm not surprised this scrote was abusive at home. Poor wife and kids. Extra glad he didn't win now.

No. 471758

>>471675
yet another moid whose public persona is pretending to be a "golden retriever man"

No. 471831

>>471758
Seeing him on local Swedish TV he never even seemed to pretend to be a golden retriever imo. He was always open with being very competitive and a bit of a sore loser. Though he certainly seemed to enjoy being seen as the golden child. I genuinely wonder if this divorce is only happening because he didn't make it to the ESC, and otherwise they would have been quiet about it until after ESC. Curious what drug abuse Måns was into too.

No. 471905

>>471675
He was always too slick and perfect to be true

No. 471907

>>471675
this whole fucking time i though he was gay

No. 471968

>>471907
Nope he is a sex addict who is into women and joked about sleeping with his therapist - I bet it was true.

No. 472004

>>471968
That's the image I got of måns. On every show I saw him people made fun of him for being a bit of a "playboy", having a ton of exes, teasing him that they'd bring out his ex so he'd panic, no idea how anyone would come to the conclusion that he's a sweet golden retriever guy. Though it was all in Swedish so international fans wouldn't have known any of that

No. 475616

I don't like this ugly funny men trend

No. 475767

>>475616
most people are tired of polished cookie cutter performances, let people meme for a while

No. 475915

>>475767
I don't dislike the funny part but the ugly men part. Only men get to be as ugly or borderline repulsive as Kaarija (gag) or Joost or Tommy Cash and have it justified by their humour. A woman will never get to be ugly and funny and be applauded for it like those three are.

I also just don't want to look at ugly men.

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>>475915
i've honestly never really thought of Tommy Cash or Käärijä as particularly ugly. They're styled weird, but other than that, they look pretty normal for Estonian and Finnish men. I do concede that Sweden's funny men from this year are more conventionally attractive, though.

No. 475941

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>>475915
>A woman will never get to be ugly and funny and be applauded for it like those three are.
Apologize to queen Netta rn, she literally won the ESC while cackling like a chicken

No. 475943

>>475938
>Sweden's funny men from this year are more conventionally attractive, though.
They're Finnish tho! And imo pretty ugly, but standard ugly for men. I think that's the real issue; men on average ARE ugly.

No. 475963

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>>468203
BOO HOO

No. 476308

>>475938
If Karijaa and Tommy Cash are the standard Finnish and Estonian women have to put up with then I feel sorry for them.

The Swedish Finns aren't attractive either but they're not ugly in that -want to look away-kinda way and they look groomed so I don't feel as strongly about them

>>475941
She's unconventional but her face isn't ugly at all. She's not a female Kaarija

No. 476313

Speaking of Tommy Cash, I was scrolling on tiktok and got jumpscared by this.

No. 476323

>>475941
Imo she would be pretty if she lost weight.

No. 476348

>>475915
>A woman will never get to be ugly and funny
have you ever actually watched eurovision

No. 476399

>>475915
Have you nonas forgotten all the Käärijä thirstposting that was done here on LC? Anons liked how ugly-cute he was. Sadly he has gotten fat now.
>>475941
Thanks now I have the chicken song stuck in my head!

No. 476444

>>476323
Probably can't say the same for you.(bait)

No. 476768

>>476348
Please tell me who would be the female equivelant of a Joost or Kaarija because I can't think of any over the last 10 years.

No. 478200

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>>476768
nta but part of the issue is that… men just are uglier than women by default. It's super easy to find an ugly man, it's harder to find an ugly woman and even then she's still better looking than the ugly men. I really liked these two with their edgar allan poe song, they aren't ugly but they're chubby and not wearing tight sexy outfits, their song was funny and catchy!

No. 479490

>>475915
I read this post and I almost started defending these guys because I find them hot but then I saw >>476313. Holy shit, he does get hardmogged by his model girlfriend. You have a point, maybe moids do get away with being ugly more often than they deserve just because they are goofy.

No. 484027

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i feel insane, why is everyone shilling sweden as a favorite this year??? the song literally sounds like a grocery store ad jingle, it's just less annoying than espresso macchiato. is it that the year is too unpredictable so sweden is the safest bet or the only people left caring about eurovision are scandis?

No. 484065

>>484027
half of this list is boring, i don't know why people are betting on them
>sweden
fun but not winner material
>austria
better than the code, i think it will win
>france
bad
>israel
bad
>netherlands
bad
>finland
too porny
>belgium
bad
>estonia
bad
>czechia
bad
>albania
could be a dark horse

No. 484255

>>484027
Because singing about something as silly and mundane, yet culturally distinct as saunas is charming and kind of bit anti-ESC's usual high production pop. Plus it's kinda catchy!

No. 484281

>>478200
>can think of only 1 performance and it's conventionally attractive women
You're just proving my point anon. There are plenty of ugly women in the world, they just rarely get the chance to succeed in the music industry.

No. 484285

>>484027
The band is Finnish so if it wins Finland will win by proxy kek and as a Finn I want Finland’s entry to be the last and Estonia, Johnny Cash is also porn creep

No. 484287

>>484255
yea, as catchy as advertising music can go. look, i get that it'll do well in germanic (and some baltic) countries but winning? 100% not happening unless jury will throw points at whatever comes out of melfest
>>484065
>>austria
>better than the code, i think it will win
agree, actual contender to win, tho i'm a bit uncertain about the televote, i think people are kinda done with the opera shtick after the code and rise like a phoenix for now
i can see netherlands going up, france hard to say, jurybait for sure but i think it'll be overshadowed by israel if vocals are a thing to go by, estonia and belgium are out of top 10 though in my opinion
i do hope albania and ukraine will blow up, those are really good songs

No. 488408

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>>475943
ayrt and i'm extremely late to reply to this but i think the middle one is genuinely good-looking. he's got the same sharp-faced finnish man phenotype as Sam Lake.

No. 488411

>>488408
>man
that's meant to be a human?

No. 488418

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>>488411
nonna i'm sobbing, this is just how finnish men are
Our ESC2022 entry was this band, even the one woman looks slightly like some kind of a fantasy creature now, which I assume is just due to exposure to the three men, I swear she looked totally normal back when she did music solo

No. 488429

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>>488418
why do all the moids look wonky and fucked in the face, the lady just looks bad because of her hair dye but jesus
>this is just how finnish men are
you must do the needful

No. 493219

We're nearly there nonas! Have you looked at the songs or are you going in blind (like me)? I only know my own country's song and the espresso scrote because my estonian friend hates him and wanted me join her in shitting on him kek

No. 493228

>>475943
>>475938
They're Swedish though, even if they were born in Finland. Just like the Estonian dude is a total mutt, you just can't go by stereotypical ethnic features anymore. Let's just say they are at most mid, kinda like their music.

No. 493387

>>493219
I'm also going blind and, since I'm not from the EU, I don't have a favorite yet.
My sister and I have been watching Eurovision since 2016 as a family tradition and this year won't be the exemption!
Hopefully my nephews won't get bored kek

No. 493751

>>493228
They are not Swedish, they have probably Finnish parents and have been born and lived in Finland their whole life. Finland is a bilingual country, so some people speak Swedish as their first language, but they are still Finnish.

No. 493762

>>493228
congrats nonna you've stepped into the weird bit of finnish swedish relations where finland kinda got colonized for a thousand years by the swedes and then became its own country a bit later after a brief stint of being subjugated by tsarist russia and both left some marks on the country but we're generally not too salty about that even though some might be.
those guys are partially descended from people who at some point called themselves swedes, but they definitely don't themselves identify as such. they'll usually call themselves fennoswedes, or just say they're finnish. but i've never seen a fennoswede call themselves swedish.

No. 493865

>>493762
>>493751
Yeah, I know that, but they were talking about the stereotypical features and not identity. That's why, if anything, seeing their names and surnames and knowing they live their life mostly surrounded by Swedish or Finno-swedish culture, it's safe to assume that ethnically they are and look more Swedish than Finnish. Wasn't trying to offend anyone, by the way.

No. 493885

i hope albania wins even though i know there is no way it will actually happen. austria and sweden will sweep…

No. 494093

This year no song has stood out for me at all. Not saying they're bad, just sort of unremarkable. Like I already forgot half of them.

No. 494295

>>493219
I know all the songs but unlike recent years I haven't looked at the rehearsals, so I don't know what most of them are going to look like. I'm so excited for Albania.

No. 494315

Damn I can't believe it's already that time of the year!

No. 494318

>>493751
>>493865
I'm a swede with finnish ancestry, I just think it's funny neither side wants to claim them because they're all ugly lmao I promise there are good looking people from both countries, just not these guys!

No. 494319

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>>494315
Happy Eurovision time nonas! So excited for the first semi tonight!

No. 494344

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I'm so excited I've been distracted all day

No. 494353

i havent really been paying attention but i hope the sauna song wins

No. 494357

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Dropping the semi final lists, here's the one for tonight

No. 494359

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and the second semi final on thursday

No. 494361

>"The Semi-Final lineups were determined randomly by drawing countries from 6 pots (based on historical voting patterns) to determine in which Semi-Final (and which half of that show) they would compete in."
I think it's kinda weird they do their best to prevent neighbor-country voting. Like duh similar cultures and languages tend to have the same taste but why do we have to punish people for it? They're like "well the balkan people will just vote for the balkan songs" like ok? Maybe they genuinely think that's the best song, why is that a problem??? Am I just naive in thinking it would be fine if we just let people vote normally?

No. 494405

>>494361
I think it would probably constantly sway the vote at the lower end of the results in favour of countries with more allies. Like of course a song like Tattoo with that staging is going to qualify no matter who sends it. But on the lower end you don't need that many points to qualify. Like on average you only need 40ish points to just barely qualify in 10th or 9th place. Those lower end spots would then always go to a mid song with 5 voting allies and never to a mid song without voting allies even though they were equally mid songs. So countries with fewer voting allies would always have to send better songs to stand an equal chance at qualifying and you'd get less diverse finals.

But that's just my theory.

No. 494454

>>494405
>and you'd get less diverse finals.
Do we though? I'd love it if some more swanky european songs made it through because they're popular in whatever region instead of us just getting more (broken kek) english language radio chasing slop every time because that's "better" due to being "more universal"

No. 494455

Isn't this year in Austria? If yes moderation will be even more cringy than usual.

No. 494471

>>494454
I meant diverse country-wise not genre-wise. Although to be fair now that I think of it we already do have a trend of certain countries consistently qualifying or NQing as is.

No. 494472

>>494455
It's not.

No. 494492

>>494455
Spoken like a true austrian kek

No. 494546

Portugal in the final? Really? fml

No. 494547

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Glad to see non-english songs dominating this year, although the lack of women was a shame.

Also my list of favourites made it though!

Albania CHECK
Italy CHECK
Portugal CHECK
Switzerland CHECK
Sweden CHECK
Ukraine CHECK

No. 494548

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thanks eurovision

No. 494551

This was a surprisingly (mostly) fair outcome this time even though most entries were really lackluster.

No. 494553

Gutted Cyprus didn't qualify, one of the few attractive men lol. The guy couldn't sing though so I get it.

Did anyone else see that guy from Ukraine being really weird on camera? Like he deliberately walked towards the camera while staring into it with no expression on his face. What was that about?

No. 494554

>>494553
I thought Cyprus was okay, but yeah Ukraine was weird. I think they got more pity votes. They were lackluster this year.

No. 494555

>>494319
Ahhhh I'm hyped again, I wasn't feeling it which is rare for me, but I feel excited again after tonight's semi. Anyone else crushing hard on the Swiss German host? She was so hot to me lol

No. 494556

>>494553
I also noticed that, he was behaving super weird. I actually liked the song though, it was unique and had a cool structure to it imo

No. 494557

>>494553
I liked his entry, but it caught that as well. After the weird stare-off with the camera there's a moment where one of his teammates goes to hug him, but he shrugs him off and just walks off. I wonder what was the cause behind that.

No. 494559

>>494353
My favorite, along with Albania

No. 494561

>Portugal went to the finals
Fodasse, really? The song this year is absolute shit and the guy is ugly as sin (even by portuguese standards).

No. 494566

I like Azerbaijan more than Ukraine. Ukrainian song got carried by the beat and women, when the main vocals were dogshit. Lame.

No. 494567

>>494561
Portugal's song was good, you just have bad taste

No. 494568

>>494547
>the lack of women
Is semi 2 better?

>>494566
I thought Azerbaijan's vocals were unlistenable tbh. Also lol at Azerbaijan not qualifying AGAIN, their golden era is truly over.

No. 494570

>>494561
kek this is what bothers you and not the retarded expresso song?

No. 494572

>>494553
maybe he had an episode or something

No. 494573

>>494567
I disagree, it sounds awful to me and there's better Portuguese songs that could have been chosen. All people that I seen that like the song here don't even mention the song itself but the lyrics.

No. 494575

>>494570
I really don't get the hype with Espresso. Like I didn't like Chachacha or Europapa much either (if we're talking about "funny" guys) but at least their songs weren't so flat.

No. 494576

>>494567
it's boring as fuck, Adamastor was better (and the guys were sluttier)

No. 494577

Portugal was shit.
Norway was shit.
Estonia was shit.
Ukraine was shit.
San Marino moids song was at least catchy but still kind of shit.
The Swedish song was fun though.
Most songs were shit tbh, but I'm happy for the Albanian and Polish divas passing. All the rest were ugly faggy moids that sounded like they were singing from their asses while inserting their pinky in.
The Spanish and Swiss divas were great too.
Second semi has most good songs there, so it's going to be real competition.
Most women are there too.

No. 494580

>>494554
I don't mean this disrespectfully but refugee votes 100%. I honestly think this would've been Ukraine's first NQ if it wasn't for the war.

No. 494583

Well, that was fair enough. My favorites are all in. Iceland and Poland were strong opening acts, Justyna absolutely delivered.
Albania is also in the final, absolutely deserved, I hope either they or Poland win, but realistically it might boil down to Sweden vs. Austria. Sweden was fun but not sure if it'll actually win given how quirky it is.
Azerbaijan was a clear NQ from the moment he tried to hit these high notes in the chorus and absolutely blew it, not that the song was that good to begin with.
Estonia honestly made it only in as a gimmick song, he can't sing all that well, he's just in for the meme.
Portugal is not that bad, kinda boring, but it definitely is outshined by other entries. Netherlands was kinda boring too IMO. Ukraine was a safe Q anyways, staging was underwhelming and what the hell were these costumes.
I'm a bit surprised San Marino made it in, though. The song is catchy, I'll give them that. Norway is eh I guess, I personally don't care too much for it.

No. 494584

>>494583
I can't wait for the scores to be revealed. I bet San Marino made it through 10th place riding on 12 points from Italy.

No. 494591

>>494583
>Estonia made it in
Why did that sexpest got in when he cant even sing

No. 494597

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Anybody else got weirded tf out by whatever Italy's song was? What kind of aesthetic is this man going for? He looks like Troy Baker in Death Stranding 2

No. 494598

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No. 494610

>>494597
Elton John David Bowie mix was my guess

No. 494612

>>494591
he is not a "sex pest" and he got in because he's funny

No. 494613

>>494612
Is his "funny" in the room with us right now?

No. 494614

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>>494612
>not a sex pest

No. 494616

>>494614
That is genuinely disgusting

No. 494619

>>494614
he is obviously just being provocative but this is almost modest for a rapper if you think about it

No. 494621

>>494619
I don't care kek he and other similar sexpest moids are disgusting.

No. 494629

>>494614
Fucking ew

No. 494631

>>494614
men are so painfully unfunny and attention seeking

No. 494634

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>>494612
>He can't sing, at all.
>He's genuinely ugly as fuck.
>He is a sex pest; literally look at almost anything he's done before. His style is generally provocative weird shit, often overtly sexual and porny
>He is an extremely greedy money and fame seeker, leeching off anyone he can without any actual talent. Kim K is michelangelo in comparison to him.
>His dancing was funny for 5 seconds, but when you know he's a gross pornsick scrote it's less funny

No. 494786

Even though I would like Cyprus go go to the final as I love the song, I knew that it wouldn't be that good live. Same with the Belgian guy.
>>494597
It's less about the glam look but more about him looking like he is about to die from starvation. He is only 31 and looks so haggard and sickly
>>494634
I hated this dude since I saw him with Kaarija. He tries his best to be as disgusting as possible. I can see why he was voted since he only showed his quirky side live. Hate how an ugly woman doing something similar wouldn't go to the final but a "funny" moid did.

No. 494791

I feel like Croatia might stop performing on Eurovision altogether

No. 494828

Listened to some songs after the show. I really like the Ukrainian one, weird how mad people are about it but I fear the pity vote complaining won’t stop in years to come. Portugal was also nice. I just like this kind of songs.

No. 494837

>>494828
I honestly think the pity votes for them are over by 90%. They got to win the first year and people got bored with that war and more worried about hating on israel instead

No. 494853

i hope sweden wins. kaj are hot, the song is a banger and peak eurovision.

No. 494854

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i would die for them

No. 494855

>>494854
This woman is so beyond gorgeous and I loved their performance. I'm very happy they made it to the finals!
>>494634
I genuinely hate this porn rotted man so much.
>>494853
Agreed, I love how fun their song and stage show are. Also the guys seem very genuine and kind in all their interviews I've seen. I can't believe I'm rooting for Sweden..

No. 494857

I don't really want Sweden to win again but I'll take anything over fucking Tommy Cash, sorry Estonia.

No. 494866

If Sweden wins I'm gonna be so buttmad,cause why Spirit in the Sky wouldn't get jury points when their performers were better than KAJ

No. 494892

>>494866
What are you so mad about, that song got top 10 and hundreds of televote points. They did great, who cares about the jury.

No. 494893

>>494892
Because BBB victory would be a clear proof of jury's favoritism to Sweden, duh nonnie

No. 494894

>>494597
>>494598
Omg that is so accurate nonna

No. 494906

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Are you hosting/going to a Eurovision watch party this Saturday nonnas?

No. 494908

>>494893
A televote landslide + a handful of jury points and juries being divided over the actual jury bait songs would be enough for them to win without any significant jury points. I do think juries lean slightly biased towards Sweden but to imply BBB couldn't win without that bias… Nah

I think there's a misconceptions what juries like, they don't just vote for boring ballads with excellent vocals. Croatia got 200+ from the jury last year (about the same as France), that rock band from Australia a few years ago got into the top 10 on jury points alone etc. So I don't see why points from the jury towards BBB couldn't be justified other than by bias.

No. 494931

>>494908
Compared to Rim Tim Tagi Dim or Cha Cha Cha, BBB isn't much an engaging song, that's the thing. Yes, technically it's well polished but so are many other entries such as Austria, Spain, Switzerland, Poland, Italy, Albania, Netherlands, UK… The other jury's criteria is that pop hit song quality, which BBB also doesn't have but Norway does. So, I can't see the juries being generous to this year's televote favs for any other reason than being biased.
As a side note televote landslide also isn't a given, since from what it seems Espresso Macchiato is gaining a momentum right now. Add to that Israeli voters, Ukrainian refugees, Polish diaspora and numbers Finland is going to pull, Sweden's odds just start to crumble

No. 494951

>>494614
>>494634
i never saw the guy before, but when his intro video ran i was like "he looks like a creep" instantly. the fact that he used rollerskating as a theme there did not help, since thats a very feminine coded thing right now and he felt kinda like "invading" there to me. the song was funny enough i guess, coffee is pretty inoffensive after all. these fotos really fit the vibe i was getting as a first impression though.

No. 494971

>>494951
That clip has a scene in it that zoomed in on a skater's butt/thigh area as she skated by.. felt so covert sexualised.

No. 494990

>>494906
i'm visiting a friend to watch, i'm so excited as eurovision has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. do any of you eurononnies have fun templates, drinking games or bingo cards for the final?

No. 495003

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why is this thread seething about him? it could not be more obvious that he is simply an edgelord having fun, it's all for attention. he also probably won his semi.

No. 495011

>>495003
True, can't we just talk about the actually good songs like Albania's entry? Love her singing and the violins

No. 495033

>>495003
>>494951
>>494634
>>494619
>>494612
I thought he was just a funny guy too. I looked him up on YT and got recommended this video which is a making of his untz untz vid, it’s about ”sex olympics” it’s just porn. An uncensored versio is literally on pornhub. He said it’s his life long dream to do this. Not a sexpest for sure yeah.

No. 495037

>>495003
He's an ugly, unfunny, tryhard and porn addicted moid and his song is shit. Of course most nonnas are not going to like him.

No. 495040

>>495003
Because he's boring and boomerish, people are tired of ugly and talentless "edgelords".

No. 495041

>>495003
>he also probably won his semi.
Delusional

No. 495044

>>494908
>I do think juries lean slightly biased towards Sweden
Honest question, what makes everyone say this? Like on one hand I see people saying "jury bait", but then sweden literally just sends normal pop songs like every other country most of the time and doesn't win? Except for like loreen but that was honestly a cool performance (at least to me) and I'd rather every country sent something cool and artsy like that instead of just some bland sparkly performance. And then people don't call the nemo troons song jury bait when at least to me THAT was actual jury bait because it was literally a low effort troon singing about "breaking the binary code" after just putting on a skirt?

No. 495049

>>495044
i think juries are always biased towards the safest host country for the next year. sweden makes for a classic conventional eurovision experience, and there has got to be some element of rich countries being favored. it's been 14 years since a eastern european country won, not counting pity winner ukraine because it was clear they wouldn't actually host

No. 495058

>>495044
Lisbon 2018 & Tel Aviv 2019, plus sweden on average is in juries' top 10 for the past decade

No. 495062

>>495049
Nahh that makes no sense, EE juries wouldn't deliberately vote themselves into countries they can hardly afford to go to on their EE incomes and broadcaster budgets. Doesn't make sense ego-wise either.

>it's been 14 years since a eastern european country won

Ukraine won in 2016

No. 495101

>>495058
>>495044
I've been wondering about the juries. They're appointed by each country's broadcaster (since it's technically them and not the actual country or song competing) so are we saying they all get together and decide who to vote for? And is it even the same juries years later? It really feels like at least someone would have spilled the beans or at least hinted at it by now if they were truly cheating the system and not just picking who they actually like. Sweden is also the third biggest music export in the world despite being such a small country so doesn't it make sense they make good technical songs that industry people like then? Why would they lower their production on purpose just to match other songs with worse quality to not be "jury bait"?
>>495049
>it's been 14 years since a eastern european country won
Which eastern european country do you think should have won nona? Which songs were good enough to win in your opinion? Actually curious because I can't remember many songs on the top of my head, but usually when someone says like "the UK hasn't won in 28 years" it's like… yeah they've literally only sent shit songs so of course they didn't win kek

No. 495113

>>495101
I mean 2023 was a good enough proof that juries do in fact band and handpick their winner just so a song like Cha Cha Cha could never win (163 points difference between juries' 1st and 2nd place, that's a first), similar thing happened last year (147 points difference). But yeah, Sweden usually does send high quality production songs which grants them a deserved top 10 spot. This year is going to be interesting in that it could confirm the bias since there are more stronger entries for the jury compared to fun, but flat Bara Bada Bastu.

No. 495204

>>495033
Eww that was gross. Well he ain't winning anyways, first semi was crap anyways his song was the least crappy from the rest.

I still can't get over how Portugal passed.

No. 495338

Who are we rooting for tonight? I'm looking forward to Latvia and Lithuania and Germany

No. 495342

>>495338
Latvia all the way!

No. 495344

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>>495338
I'm going to be so upset if Latvia and Lithuania don't qualify.

No. 495346

>>495338
I'm cheering for Finland, Luxembourg, Latvia and Denmark! I love Germany's song but girl for the life of her can't build up the same strength in her voice for the chorus as in the studio version so much that it doesn't sound like an energetic dance track anymore

No. 495357

>>494854
Albania's entry was my favorite!! Rooting for them hard into Saturday.

No. 495424

>>495113
>I mean 2023 was a good enough proof that juries do in fact band and handpick their winner just so a song like Cha Cha Cha could never win
It just doesn't really add up to me that it would be rigged. Tattoo was still the second most voted for song by the public too, because people did genuinely like the song/performance. And the jury gave cha cha cha the 4th highest score too, so it wasn't like they tanked the scores on that one either. If anything Norway (queen of kings) is the country that got cheated by the jury because they gave it really low scores when it was the third most voted by the public and has since gone on to be one of the most streamed ESC performance of all times, ahead of cha cha cha. At a glance at least a few other songs seemed to have 100+ points in difference too that year. While I still hate that there's a jury at all and I badly wish they'd be removed the "conspiracy theories" behind them seems exaggerated.

No. 495441

>>495424
then how would you explain Armenia, Cyprus, France and Portugal getting fewer points than expected from the jury that year? even Switzerland, although boring, had a great vocal performance which jury usually rewards. it's pretty obvious cha cha cha was blocked from the victory because of some gloomy vision of return to the early 00s when campy pop songs ruled over the contest. tattoo had already been popular, so for the juries loreen was the safest bet.

No. 495451

>>495441
>getting fewer points than expected from the jury that year?
That just makes me think even more that they don't all just band together, the fact that people make what they think are "obvious" predictions due to those songs being "jury bait" and the jury then doesn't actually vote for that seems like a positive thing for me. It means the supposed jury baiting doesn't actually automatically work and they still vote for what they actually like.
I don't like that a few individuals get so much voting power, but it's still imo not at all proof that those nearly 200 jury people per year (most also get swapped out every year for a new jury) would band together to choose a winner. Also, a lot of the jury members are previous competitors/writers/producers of the local ESC auditions who failed to win, or even previous ESC winners/competitors. I honestly really think someone would expose it all if it was all a planned scam. Especially the people who are big in their own countries, they don't really have anything to lose from spilling the tea.

No. 495464

>>495451
I wouldn't exactly call 2023 Portugal and France jury bait tho. If jury doesn't have criteria other than technical capabilities and personal taste wouldn't that make them practically the same as the televote? There's no point to keep them if they're so loose with their choice.

No. 495495

I forgot about eurovision this year, I just tuned in to the livestream and
>milkshake man
>Australia
kek I hope there are more absurd songs this year
The Montenegro representative is pretty but why does she look like a giant ravioli?

No. 495497

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Am I ovulating or was he kinda hot

No. 495498

>>495497
i see it anon, thought he looked mid in the music video but he's actually decent

No. 495499

are we going to host a livewatch for the finale? it was really fun last year

No. 495500

Laika party was too fortnite zoomercore for me to like

No. 495502

>Armenia
>ugly moid - 1 points
>singing in eng -10000000

No. 495503

>>495502
Why was he covered in shit?

No. 495505

UK trying hard every year for that 0.

No. 495511

>>495499
Yes in the moovieroom, check /ot/

No. 495514

wait this is actually good

No. 495516

>>494597
he reminds me so much of that michael jackson ayuwoki creature

No. 495517

I hate libfems like Erika Vikman. Half the scrotes I know are only watching Eurovision to get a glimpse of her fat arse at the end. And she's also claiming misogyny while wearing her underwear onstage…god. Men will never 'get' 'ironic' ass and tit flashing, just stop. Fucking libfems.

No. 495520

>>495517
In finnish news people are really pointing out the double standard between windows95man, he was dancing in a flesh tone thong and "no one cared". I think the big difference is that that was a comedic act, not this weird dominatrix thing Erika is doing.

No. 495525

>>495520
Samefag i actually met her at a bar like a month ago, she seemed really nice in a casual setting, can't stand her in interviews and her music is mid though

No. 495538

>>495520
I've always thought that her songs are comedic and the whole dominatrix thing is just a joke? At least Ich komme is purely comedic (I hope oh god what if it's not)

No. 495549

>>495538
Mix of both, it's somewhat comedic but she is also a huge "sex positive" libfem

No. 495550

>>495520
An obvious comedy song by an ugly moid is not at all the same as singing about fucking and being sexually provocative, I hate that people even pretend it's similar

No. 495553

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Some of these were such unexpected picks.

>>494547
Faves for part 2:
Latvia (not biased) CHECK
Finland CHECK
Greece CHECK
Georgia …
France CHECK
Lithuania CHECK

No. 495555

>pissreal added again
and people try to convince others eurovision isnt bought by them, ireland deserved that spot

No. 495556

I'm just really glad Latvia qualified for the finals, absolutely deserved.

No. 495558

A lil sad that Georgia did not qualify, but other than that all my faves made it to the finals! Very sad that Israel is stealing a place that could have gone to someone else, but alas.

No. 495559

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She's so damn based idc what anyone else says. I hope she wins.

No. 495560

>>495497
Sisters I'm sad…

No. 495564

who tf voted for armenia

No. 495568

I think Austria should win…

No. 495571

>>495568
God not another faggot singing opera

No. 495574

>>495564
The bros, it's a macho bro fantasy. Staging was cool tho, one of the few OTT stagings that still managed to sound good

Bonus
>I'm a survivor
>Stay aliver

No. 495576

>>495564
that's what i wanna know. he's not even that hot and he was covered in fucking shit for some reason? hell no

No. 495578

>>495564
kek I liked it, as it felt genuine and reminded me of an edgy 2011 entry. Didn't vote for it though.

No. 495580

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just found out the austrian singer is an actual moid and not a cute butch or a tif. it's so over for me nonnas…

No. 495581

I'm so sad about my cute Georgian wife…she's so pretty..song might have been meh but she was hot and much better than the Armenian moids song.

No. 495583


No. 495585

>>495580
wtf he(?) looks completely different in pictures than on video/stage

No. 495586

>>495581
Glad I'm not the only one who fell in love

No. 495587

I liked Greeces song even though I hate ballads. Amazing vocals.

No. 495589

>>495559
she reminds me of trisha paytas lol

No. 495605

>>495581
She's a gorgeous woman but wtf is up with that hair and outfit? Istf she looks 40 with that hair

No. 495611

>>495587
So glad sniperwolf got in

No. 495615

I'm so happy she made it through. I was really worried for a little while. I love the France Gall reference and she's absolutely beautiful

No. 495617

>>495497
HE IS and I'm so fucking sad that he didn't qualify, the performance was so fun.

No. 495621

>>495517
libfem or not, I'd rather a woman win over a moid contestant. I just want her to beat Sweden

No. 495635

>>495555
>ireland deserved that spot
the shitty song about a real dead dog that humans killed on purpose? no thank you.
>>495589
i was thinking of trisha the whole time too kek
>>495621
you'd think finnonas would be happy now that sweden is sending literal finns but alas the seething must go on

No. 495639

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KAJ are the hottest guys this year. Especially him. But I like them all.

No. 495642

>>495639
A couple of ripped shirtless guys performing and you still pick the nerd in a suit, I love you nona that's so sweet

No. 495652

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>>495639
I've been going through their old content and now I'm kinda crushing on Axel…

No. 495774

>>495635
Things between Sweden and Finland goes beyond Eurovision or ice hockey. Feels just like the old days: Finns fighting Sweden's wars lol.

No. 495787

>>495639
Beyond shit taste, they look like gross old math teachers. The guy from Cyprus was hot.

No. 495791

>>495774
As a swede it's always so weird to see finns seething because sweden is always so happy when they and the rest of the nordics (so finland, norway, denmark, iceland) do well. Even the local commentator here is always extra happy when those 4 make it apart from us and treat them like friends. I didn't even know there were finns who hate sweden until I went on lc, because everyone here see them as friends and I've legit never met a single swede who even dislikes finland let alone hates them and wants them to lose. Though I guess people who go on lc are a special breed to begin with so I shouldn't judge the entire country based on them kek

No. 495792

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>>495787
I honestly think they look pretty similar

No. 495794

>>495580
I refuse to believe it, i have never heard a soprano that can reach such a high pitch. Even his normal singing voice was high pitched. Was he also castrated like Alessandro Moreschi or something?

No. 495796

>>495791
you stole käärijäs win nobody will forgive you for that for sometime

No. 495798

>>495796
Käärijä is fat so he deserved to lose.

No. 495800

>>495497
RIP sweet prince… I will rememeber you.

I was thinking abiut Germany last night. The song is catchy but the absolute lack of stage presence and energy will kill them again. I know there's this ''countries send bad songs because they don't want to win" theory but I feel like they're actually /trying/, so why can't they make it right?

No. 495802

>>495800
Am I crazy for thinking the original staging was sort of better? The singer was so cute and charismatic walking around and whipping her hair around. Also vocally it still doesn't sound good.

No. 495803

>>495615
I didn't get the appeal of Luxembourg and still don't like the song but her performance was so good! I really enjoyed it. Definitely shows how much the visual aspect can change how you perceive a song though because god damn I really dislike that song

No. 495813

>>495791
Cha cha chagate changed everything. The swedish music industry EBU corruption scandal jumped out of the box and cannot be put back in. People were so angry with the jury rigging for Sweden there were petitions.

No. 495814

>>495796
>you stole käärijäs win
>>495813
>Cha cha chagate changed everything
Reminder that sweden is the literal only country that did not vote for sweden, it's the rest of europe you should be mad at then.

No. 495815

>>495497
Amazing how lc can hate on men like there's no tomorrow but one single moid stripping shirtless and telling you to taste his milkshake aka suck his dick and suddenly everyone is drooling

No. 495840

>>495815
oh no, how dare she call a singer "kinda hot". women can be misandrist AND straight. it's based actually.

No. 495847

>>495791
Kek that's like Brits saying they had no idea Indians and Nigerians hate them because they love seeing people from former colonies.

No. 495875

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grand final running order. sweden has a pretty good spot tbh

No. 495877

>>495847
That's a wild comparison, finns aren't close to indian nor nigerian

No. 495878

>>495875
Isn't being early bad because people forget your number by the time voting opens? I'm hoping third is a bad spot for the estonian sex pest

No. 495879

>>495878
I believe they call that spot the death spot. That or the 2nd spot not sure.

I'm sad Lithuania is so early, really like them

No. 495882

>>495879
The death spot is the 2nd. The luckiest spot is the 17th.

No. 495885

>>495875
I think the running order doesn't matter as much as it used to. They start the voting in the final before the first song, not after all of them, and also decided to have two kinds of recaps - from the first song till the last and from the last song till the first. I guess they are trying to sort of break the myth of these death spots (at least in the final), but then again, I don't understand why the majority of the songs' placements are decided by the producers.

No. 495887

>>495885
Makes sense to me, if it's all up to random draw you could get 5 ballads in a row

No. 495888

>>495639
i totally get it, but i only like him for how lanky he is kek

No. 495889

>>495885
>They start the voting in the final before the first song, not after all of them
Really? Since when? IIRC last year they still opened the voting at the end of the contest when they said "start voting now".

No. 495891

>>495887
Yeah, but there could be just 1st and 2nd half choices, and the producers decide exact placements. Now there are few 1st and 2nd half choices and an abundance of 'producer's choice'. Either remove the halves and let everything be decided by them, or have just the halves choices. This is what don't make sense to me.

No. 495892

>>495889
From eurovision site:
>At the Grand Final, voting will open just before the first song is performed, and will remain open until approximately 40 minutes after the last song has been presented. In the Semi-Finals, voting will open after the last song has been performed, and will stay open for around 18 minutes.

No. 495893

>>495635
>a real dead dog that humans killed on purpose
uhh atleast laika was sacrificed for science unlike pissreals genocide, hell every other country deserved that spot better than them

No. 495899

>>495891
I think they're probably moving towards an all-producer choice show tbh.

Anyway does it really matter? I just want a good show

No. 495900

>>495885
hmmm, but i don't think casual watchers are going to vote before they see all the entries. then again casuals are less autistic and might send their vote for the song they like while it's still performing live
really curious how it'll work out in practice

No. 495910

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>>495791
Nonna, you took it pretty seriously but I really recommend you look up history a little bit. It's not all swedes but we should really stop pretending the "our little brother" thing isn't kinda offensive and like there isn't blatant racism against Finns even these days. I was pretty shocked to see what swedish hockey players had to say about Finland during 4 nations… And return the skulls, please. I'm sorry for complete ot, it was really meant as a joke originally.

No. 495915

my grand final predictions that will probably age like milk
>1. austria
he will sweep most of the jury votes and get a good amount of televotes too
>2. sweden
televote winner but the jury will bring them down to second place
>3. finland
both the juries and audience will like her but it's a bit too explicit
>4. israel
sympathy votes
>5. france
chansonfags will brigade this one
>6. albania
fan favorite
>7. estonia
some viewers will find him funny but juries will hate his voice
>8. poland
she is getting a lot of views idk
>9. san marino
italians around the world will vote for him
>10. ukraine
sympathy votes

No. 495918

>>495915
>>495915
>she is getting a lot of views idk
apparently she's sort of a celeb in Poland

No. 495924

>>495815
He does have a real nice body.
You should visit /g/ sometime if horny nonas surprise you.
>>495910
>racism against Finns
Kek come on. Both Swedes and Finns are white and nordic. How can they be "racist" to each other.
>>495791
This definitely a LC thing, never seen it anywhere else.

No. 495930

>>495910
>like there isn't blatant racism against Finns even these days
I've literally never seen a single thing of it ever in my entire life. And I say this as someone with a about 1/3 finnish family living in sweden. If anything it's Denmark they shit on.
>hockey players
I don't associate with hockey hooligans to be fair, I don't know why you do either. Men who are hardcore into sports literally go out and beat the shit out of each other "for fun", they're not exactly average citizens and are actual degenerates.

No. 495933

Britbong nonas, please explain your song and why it won in your country.

No. 495934

>>495924
Found the American

No. 495935

>>495934
Didn't know that lusting after milkshake man made you a burger, but hey they do like fastfood over there.

No. 495937

>>495933
The UK uses internal selection.

No. 495939

>>495930
The hate for Sweden is definitely a real thing, there's even a very popular saying that goes "it doesn't matter if Finland wins, what matters is that Sweden loses". Compared to many countries, I don't think being under the Swedish rule was too bad, but they were definitely shitty towards Finns until the 21st century.

No. 495962


No. 495992

>>495935
You are really fucking stupid kek that's not what you got called an American for

No. 496005

>>495924
>Both Swedes and Finns are white and nordic. How can they be "racist" to each other.
Nonna………

No. 496009

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after yesterday's semi i really wish latvia scores BIG with the jury but these mfs are always so biased

No. 496022

>>496005
Yes? Do you think Finns are a different "race" and not white or something? Never heard anyone say such a thing in Sweden.

No. 496030

>>496022
They probably meant xenophobic, but Finns do have a higher east eurasian ancestry than other nordic countries. Also of course you wouldn't notice these kind of things, they are called microaggresions for a reason.

No. 496032

>>496009
The jury hates folk for some reason but I'm praying that they've changed their minds this year.

No. 496044

Balkanfag here but I never understood the beef with Swedish, Fins, and nords in general and I'm too bored to chatgpt it bc it's going to be wrong. I thought they were chill and united to each other unlike us racist Balkan plebs (well actually our beef is more like hate-love sibling relationship) but you'll find pretty history fanatic moids too.

Back to eurovision, I'd actually like poland to win. The song might not be the best but the singer is such a queen. She's 52 too and I'm not even half her age, I can't do 1/3 of the stuff the does on stage.

No. 496051

>>496044
I would say overall we are chill and united aside from jokes. But obviously there are some nonchill retards too. KAJ representing Sweden this year is a symbol of unity between our countries, and I think that helped making the song win Melodifestivalen aside from the charm and humour.

No. 496091

>>496022
Obviously they aren't that different at all but there is a lot of history there, like Swedes trying to prove that Finns were a different and "less evolved" than Swedes or some shit, I assume that's what the skull comment was about. The Swede hate in Finland is mostly humoristic among adults, with kids the hate stems from being forced to learn Swedish when it's such a useless language to learn

No. 496301

It's crazy how different my studio vs live rankings are. They really need to fix their sound mixing because some artists got heavily nerfed due to it.

No. 496308

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>>495497
armenia was infinitely hotter.

No. 496328

>>496044
Also a Balkanfag, I'd say despite the history between the countries which a lot of people nowadays don't care about as much anyway, people are hoping a neighbour would win as much as we root for our own country (and oftentimes we don't like our own song as much as some of the others), ofc you'll find the history fanatics everywhere, but those are rarely watching the esc anyway kek
Tbh I'm sad to see less and less Balkan/exyu/Slavic countries participating, I feel like a lot of countries get snubbed out of the votes in favor of the nordic countries, Sweden could send a literal garbage can to the stage and they'd still qualify.

That being said, I don't care about the Austrian moid and I hope he loses, I love Erika, Latvia will get robbed by the judges, Swedish song can win ig but I wish it was not Sweden again.

No. 496366

I know it's not gonna happen but I'm hoping for an Albania win

No. 496376

Is it just me or is this year not feeling as exciting as the previous years? Maybe I'm just feeling a bit down over all the Israel shenanigans…

No. 496383

>>496376
No I agree, the vocals of the singers this year sounded much more weaker imo (plus all the isreal rigging of course)

No. 496387

>>496376
I like this year way more than the last tbh. No obvious televote & jury winners, most of the songs are listen-able with 2-3 of them going to my regular playlist. Last year I only had Zorra.

No. 496392

>>496376
I'm really excited but I followed the national selections so I've had time to warm up to the songs.

No. 496399

what's it gonna be nonnies? we were robbed 2 years in a row with Finland 2023 and Netherlands/Croatia in 2024, are we gonna get robbed this year too?
Will shitrael get lots of pity votes again? I don't have the mental fortitude for this shit anymore, it makes me rage

No. 496400

>>496399
I don't personally think there can be a huge horrible robbery this year since there isn't one real clear fan favourite like Käärijä or Baby Lasagna.
Israel will totally get a shit ton of votes due to the campaign their government has put up for the competition, but probably not enough to win. (i hope)

No. 496403

>>496399
I hope the jury will split it's points between austria, france and switzerland this year and avoid another jury landslide

Tbh tinfoil but I'm think the juries deliberately landslided Nemo last year to prevent an Israel win.

>>496400
It wasnt enough for them to win last year when Israel support was at its peak so its definitely not happening now

No. 496404

>>496399
im honestly really hoping for a sweden win, since it would actually make sense this time (unlike in 2023), but anyone other than isnotreal winning is fine by me. still really rooting for finland and sweden though, those two have the only songs that actually stuck out to me both musically and performance wise (latvia was great too, but highly unlikely to actually make it w the tele and juries). austria is kind of a nothing burger, vocally challenging sure but i don't see the appeal.

No. 496411

>>496403
I usually think the jury rigging tinfoils are retarded but I fully believe that's what happened last year.
>>496404
I can't stand Austria's song, it feels so inauthentic and the lyrics are cringe.

No. 496415

I love Latvia and Lithuania this year, I'm so happy both are going to be in the final tonight.

No. 496417

>>496404
samefag but one thing i would like to add is that im so worried about the finals purely because of the awful audio mixing; not sure if other nonnas noticed but every performance's crowd noises are completely gone, and are replaced with generic cheers. this is noticeable in Luxembourg's entry, where there are odd sounding cheers in low volume on completely uneventful moments. the part that worries me is the exponential cheering on israel's entry being used to mask the booing that probably happened. the milkshake/australia guy had a call and response moment that was also muted, where only the backing track could be heard, which was probably a big factor in audiences not voting for it. the weird cheers during israel's entry might make people vote for it more than they usually would, on top of the votes that they'll probably get from their weird ads. really hoping this won't happen, cause we dont need another israel televote disaster like last time.

No. 496418

>>496417
Agreed, the audio mixing was god awful. I also felt like sometimes the instrumentals were overpowering the singer's voices, probably also to mask the audience or something..

No. 496419

>>496417
I wanted to bring up the same point but decided against it, so I'm glad you posted this. I wonder if the new tech is the reason behind vocals sounding so bad and muted for most contenstants that didn't do a ballad.
I will be forever seething that Australia didn't get through because of that.

No. 496426

>>496417
>every performance's crowd noises are completely gone, and are replaced with generic cheers
I also heard that the crowd itself isn't as loud as it usually is. It's because a lot of locals in Basel bought the tickets (who are probably just casual viewers checking it out) and the genuine eurovision fans, who would get way more excited for acts, simply could not afford such expensive trip, tickets, and stay in Switzerland.

No. 496429

>>496376
I feel that too nonna. Like something's missing. But I don't think it's just the Israel stuff since that was already happening last year.

No. 496438

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Well I for one am excited about tonight, noonnies!

No. 496442

List all of your favourites! Who are you nonnas rooting for? Who do you wish to win?

No. 496443

>>496442
I love BBB, and at first I didn't like Ich komme but now I can't stop listening to it. Send help

No. 496445

>>496417
I only noticed it during Israel's performances tbh. Were people booing a lot in the arena again or was that done just in case?

No. 496446

>>496443
I didn't like Ich komme at first either, but it's so fucking catchy that it's now been stuck in my head for the past few days lol.

No. 496448

>>496442
I actually want ICH KOMME to win because it has an energy of its own league, but I also loved Latvia's entrance, but it's way too artistic for most people sadly.
>>496417
Nonna I've noticed it too, I was rewatching previous years performances and the crowd was going mental with some artists, this year everything felt a bit too quiet.
I mean, listen to the cheers for Europapa and the claps, granted, it was one of the best performances, but still, even other entries for last year felt much louder than this year's
I wanted something with this level of hype this year.

No. 496453

>>496403
>Tbh tinfoil but I'm think the juries deliberately landslided Nemo last year to prevent an Israel win.
I believe this 100 times more than them making tattoo win. A good performance winning is just "nice" because it's equally fine if a mediocre song wins (as we see 99% of the time kek). But a shitty controversial political song from a war country winning is actually detrimental to them.
Imo Nemo actually stole the win from croatia, because his song and performance was shit and wouldn't have gotten half as many points if he wasn't a gendie in a skirt, while at least tattoo was actually cool and artistic and from an already famous and popular artist. That was a bitter win (for a kaarija fan anyway), but it didn't feel fully undeserved or fully political like nemo winning did.
>>496417
>awful audio mixing; not sure if other nonnas noticed but every performance's crowd noises are completely gone, and are replaced with generic cheers.
I find generic cheering ok, but the actual song mixing feels off to me and I don't like that. Though I don't think it's the crowd muting that makes it off, I think that's separate.
>>496376
>Is it just me or is this year not feeling as exciting as the previous years?
Probably just my personal tastes, but I thought last year was a lot stronger and this year is very mid. Last year had so many songs and performances I thought were great or interesting. This year there's barely any, nearly all are boring and the "fun" songs are just gross coom shit and the coffee guy can't fucking sing at all which ruins the whole song (well him being a degenerate does too, but pretending like I didn't know that it's still bad). But hey, I don't think any country sent a gendie this year so that's a big improvement! I was fully expecting a billion of them trying to replicate nemo's win.

No. 496456

>>496448
>I actually want ICH KOMME to win because it has an energy of its own league
I just don't want a song about a woman having an orgasm too win, way too porny for me

No. 496469

>>496456
better that than the fucking handmaiden shit

No. 496470

>>496469
Which handmaiden shit?

No. 496481

>>496470
NTA but it's Malta

No. 496482

>>496481
Feel like Finland is handmaiden-y tbh just Classic case of whoring women out for men's viewing pleasure except now it's in an """""empowering""""" package. You really have to brainwash women for a lifetime to like seeing that shit on stage

No. 496488

God enough with the holocaust ballads

No. 496491

>>496417
I thought it was just me who thought something was off with the sound this year. I thought I went crazy kek

No. 496492

>>496488
I won't tolerate this Lithuania hate

No. 496494

The UK girls' outfits are so cute

No. 496496

Drown drown drown drown drown

No. 496499

>Austria is a favorite
Lol that was it? Just a faggot squeaking?

No. 496500

>>496499
No need to be jelly nonna

No. 496502

silver fishermen get my vote so far that was very eurovision-spirited

No. 496504

>>496499
Kekkkk tbf it's impressive

>>496502
They were funny, sounded better than in the semi too

No. 496505

Erika has crazy eyes

No. 496508

I liked Erika desu

No. 496509

>eng subtitles
GAYYYYY won't vote

No. 496510

the giant microphone lift was cool, there's been some fun stage design this year

No. 496511

Gollum moid that weights 40kg together with the guitar

No. 496514

The girl from Germany is so beautiful damn

No. 496515

ICH BALLAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 496516

I'll vote for Germany

No. 496518

>>496515
Ich komme vs ich balalalala, who will win?!

No. 496519

Charli XCX Temu version

No. 496521

Llmaooo I didn't realize those stereo boxes from Italy were REAL? I thought they were a picture on an LED screen. Who the fuck uses two meters high props just to do nothing with them, does Italy have money to waste??

No. 496523

Greece is peak cheesy Eurovision

No. 496526

god Switzerland really is idyllic hey

No. 496527

>>496523
>cheesy
I saw what you did there nonnie

No. 496528

>SURVIVOR
>STAY ALIVER
Can you believe it took 10 people to write Armenia's song

No. 496531

I hate Malta

>>496526
Absolutely, makes me wanna go there

No. 496532

baller slaps frfr

No. 496533

Finland and Malta are both fat girls being explicitly porny huh what's up with that?

No. 496534

Portugal really gave their band a completely empty stage and their personal wardrobe to work with.

No. 496535

>>496533
low self-esteem + porn culture. Malta having sunk the lowest by tranny pandering

No. 496537

>>496534
Tbf they didn't really need flashy stuff going on for that song anyways, wouldn't suit it

No. 496538

Well let's see if this is the winning performance

No. 496539

the tall dude looks like James Van Der Beek

No. 496541

>>496533
Erika really isn't fat by finnish standards. Our female ideal is someone who looks robust enough to work in a wheat field.

No. 496542

Sorry nonas but I found Sweden shit.

No. 496544

Great its France that means piss break

No. 496545

oh no that really did look like she was shitting herself how did nobody notice

No. 496547

This year has been so boring man, I switched the ESC stream I was watching after Italy and started watching cooking videos instead
Idk if last year's drama just took the excitement out of it or if this year is genuinely just extremely mid

No. 496548

>>496542
Sorry about your hearing problems nona.

No. 496549

It's almost time for our classy queen from Albania!

No. 496550

It's so weird seeing the San Marino moid taking all the credit for a song he doesn't even sing??? Like sure it's a song contest not a singing contest but it's still weird.

No. 496554

Norway 2/10 2 bc at least the moidlet cute
Luxembourg 6/10 kinda cute
Estonia 1/10 unfunny tone deaf moid
Israel 6/10 it was actually good but like nona said another holocaust ballad for pity points
Lithuania 8/10 kino
Spain 7/10 DIVA DIVA DIVA
Ukraine 4/10 holocaust ballad pity points 2.0
UK 0/10 as per tradition
Austria 4/10 screaming moaning faggot
Iceland 6/10 zoomercore
Latvia 9/10 pretty kino
Netherlands 3/10 he was too off tune
Finland 6/10 ICH KOMMEEE
Italy 4/10 ugly
Poland 7/10 shit song but based at the same time
Germany 9/10 ICH BALLERALALALA
Greece 7/10 nice vocals but balladzzzz
Armenia 5/10 shit covered moid
Switzerland 8/10 simple and cute
Malta 4/10 maltese nikki minaj from Aldi
Portugal -1000000/10 ban Portugal from ESC
Denmark 6/10 nice vocals wtf was she wearing
Sweden 3/10 how's that a fan fav…
France 4/10 my cat would have a fields day there
San Marino 7/10 noice jerb italy eh i mean san marino lol faggot dj didn't even have the shit plugged in
Albania 6/10 mehhhh

I want Germany or Lithuania to win.

No. 496557

>>496554
your taste is awful, please wash your ears

No. 496558

Worst eurovision ever but i voted for Israel just out of spite kek

No. 496559

>>496558
Spiting literally who it's not like you can anti-vote israel

No. 496561

>>496558
How original.

No. 496562

Can I voted for gjons tears, the only song I liked lol.

No. 496564

>>496562
You're a couple of years too late kek. His voice is great

No. 496565

I can't stand that Ukrainian moid's pronunciation, literally just don't sing in English if you can't.

No. 496566

I have a lot of shows I love tbh. I just hope Israel, Malta and Estonia do bad lol

No. 496567

babyyy lasagnaaa

No. 496568

Damn kaarija looks like shit now - he was always weird looking but wtf happened these past few years.

No. 496569

Both baby lasagna and kaarija should have won instead im sad

No. 496570

I'd vote Eurodab any day

No. 496571

eurodab healed my soul. 10/10

No. 496572

>>496532
>>496554
german anon we are NOT voting for baller

No. 496573

now back to let some boring ballad win

No. 496574

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kaarija looks disgusting with his huge gut out, but this act was the hypest shit
they both should have won their contests

No. 496577

Oh my god he's even grosser than last year, I didn't know that was possible. He's gonna troon I called it first.

No. 496579

EWWW MY EYES MY EYES

No. 496580

>>496577
>And I'm a woman in my dreams
Uuuuuuuugh

No. 496581

>>496577
He looks horrendous, wtf is this outfit and hair. Nightmare fuel, vocals included

No. 496582

Last year I watch I promise

No. 496583

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Wtf was that

No. 496584

Why did no one tell this man no one wants to see this shit

No. 496585

Bro wtf was that shitshow

No. 496587

>>496585
An AGP shitshow, a special kind of hell

No. 496588

Giving me Eurodab by Baby Lasagna and Kaarija and then following it with that AGP monstrosity should be considered illegal

No. 496589

is there no Celine then

No. 496590

jail

No. 496591

He was wearing a body suit literally multiple women were wearing last year (it's some popular mugler lookalike shit) makes it even creepier.

No. 496592

I really like Latvia, I want more stuff with that vibe

No. 496593

I hope this has peaked people tbh. He looked utterly disgusting, buffalo bill for real

No. 496598

>>496593
At least Switzerland didn't think we needed drag queens on stage unlike Liverpool

No. 496601

Who do you think it's getting 0 votes?

No. 496602

>>496601
Yoookay

No. 496603

>>496601
UK or Germany. I don’t think their performances were bad at all, I just think at least one of them might get zero points.

No. 496604

UK was shit. Nil points

No. 496605

>>496603
UK was cringe by even the jury's standards I think. Probably 0
I have such a crush on Hazel btw, she is so cute in the backstage segments

No. 496606

>>496601
isn't it a uk tradition at this point

No. 496607

god these awkward delayed point announcements kills me every year, yet still I watch

No. 496608

>Azerbaijan gave 12 to Israel
Eh…?

No. 496609

Latvia was so so good, I also liked Lithuania's instrumental and Ukraine's staging. Also kek at Armenia's black skinhead rip off. A huge shame that Spain didn't sound as good as in previous performances.

No. 496610

Also Austria would be such a boring win, please anybody else

No. 496612

San Marino gave 12 points to Italy?! I can't believe it!

No. 496615

>>496608
they are an israel ally

No. 496616

>voting for UK
Really now?

No. 496617

>>496616
What the hell just happened?

No. 496618

these jury votes are all over the place

and now a mouse has appeared wtf is going on

No. 496620

there's a rat. why's there a rat representing italy

No. 496621

>>496616
spreading out the votes so they have a better chance of winning keeeeek

No. 496622

>>496620
It should have been France more accurate

No. 496623

>>496593
Yeah I hope normies got peaked at least. Talk about anticlimax after the dab song.

No. 496625

how are Iceland on 0 still!

No. 496626

kaarija shilling in this thread can we stop lusting over ugly scrotes

No. 496627

>>496626
He might be a fattie but the song was dope

No. 496628

I want the Swiss girl to win instead of the squirming opera faggot but I don't want to see Nemo again I'd kms so the opera faggot it is.

No. 496629

>>496625
because it sucks

No. 496630

>>496627
if you like minecraft youtuber music

No. 496631

>>496626
I don't care about his looks, I just think his music is cool

No. 496633

>>496629
more than UK?

No. 496634

>>496631
actual zoomer tiktok slop

No. 496635

I still haven't recovered from nemos performance it was so traumatizing.

No. 496636

>>496633
Nah, UK should have stayed at 0 as well

No. 496637

>>496636
estonia is right there

No. 496638

>>496635
Same sis, same

No. 496639

>>496634
You need to lighten up and dance some chachacha

No. 496640

Very sweet and clever how Greece announced their points.

No. 496641

Austria winning is so fucking boring, the vocals were impressive but it feels like a repeat from last year

No. 496642

>>496635
You're not alone. The shrieking, The ripping off of the wig, the crazy eyes, the writhing around, the tall gangly physique in a 'sexy' bodysuit, the lyrics… I can't bear to watch it again, once was enough

No. 496643

Nooo don't vote for Switzerland we'll watch nemo again.

No. 496655

nice sweden bias j*ries(do not self censor on lolcow)

No. 496659

Kek Malta got 8 points only from viewers

No. 496661

>>496659
must be seething when Erika got so much more for the same schtick

No. 496662

and there's the 0 for UK, as is tradition

No. 496664

i blame estonia

No. 496665

Bro….Israel will win

No. 496666

>>496665
because people voted for a shitty song with no jury votes

No. 496667

people talk about the jury being rigged when it's the israel votes that are definitely rigged

No. 496668

the host Michelle is arms goals

No. 496669

what's the chant in the stadium?

No. 496670

what the fuck is happening nonnas
not like this

No. 496672

eurovision committee just found 100 odd votes on the floor there for austria

No. 496673

and fuck everyone who voted for estonia stop giving these tiktok bait songs that will never get jury support votes
>>496669
austria

No. 496674

Well that was unexpected and disappointing.

No. 496676

>>496672
saved us from the west bank eurovision, opera shills win again

No. 496677

props to them for making the most forgettable song win.

No. 496679

>>496674
It was utterly predictable, what are you talking about.

No. 496680

israel was robbed

No. 496681

>>496680
weird way to spell poland

No. 496682

Israel getting 2nd place and nearly winning was fucking scary

No. 496684

>>496679
There were so many other better and more popular songs, why did you expect this one to win?

No. 496685

This top 5 is shit. At least Israel didn't win off a sympathy vote despite having the most mid ballad I guess

No. 496686

>>496680
kek nonnie

No. 496687

>>496682
the finnish announcer legit said "eurovision is saved!" in delight when austria's points were announced kek

No. 496688

I'm going to kill myself.

No. 496690

This is our 9/11

No. 496691

>>496688
same. watching the austria fag prance around like a 12 year old and sing his boring ballad for the winners reprise right now is so depressing.

No. 496692

ABSOLUTELY RIGGED NONE OF THE VOTES MADE SENSE FUCK THIS SHIT

No. 496693

so this is a tranny right?

No. 496694

>>496684
Best scenography + sings really well + the presentation in general is pure Eurovision bait.

No. 496696

Jewries doing it again.
It was same shit as last year, only redeeming act was Kaarja and Baby Lasagna.
Did you notice how sad the artists were when they handed out public votes? They fuckIng KNEW

No. 496697

>>496694
literally the reason why tattoo and code won. its jury bait

No. 496698

i think sweden should take back österbotten and åland

No. 496700

Who called for Estonia over literally anything else

No. 496701

>>496693
No, this guy just seems to be gay.

No. 496702

not really one you can sing along to is it

No. 496703

>>496694
>Best scenography
It was boring compared to many other songs in that regard

No. 496704

>>496700
croatia showed their public votes and estonia got the most. as a balkanfag i feel so disappointed, who allowed the tiktok brainrotted children to vote?

No. 496705

Eurovision just doesn't feel fun anymore. At least usually I could laugh at the cheesy songs, but this year everything felt boring as fuck, even the joke songs.

No. 496706

>>496696
Honestly their reactions to the low points were the worst.

No. 496707


No. 496709

>>496703
Maybe, but it actually stands out. Sometimes less is more.

No. 496710

You know after they let that agp shit going on on stage, we should've all lowered our standards.

No. 496711

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Genuine question nonas, do you like that there is a jury now that they prevented Israel from winning? Or do you think they should just let Israel win by public vote instead (even though that's most likely rigged)?

No. 496712

I hope german radio stations took the note and stop sending boring ass english radio songs.

No. 496713

Absolutely gay result

No. 496715

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they did her wrong

No. 496717

>>496701
huh, why he has speaking voice like that? is this a mutation of some kind

No. 496718

>>496711
I absolutely believe the juries were trying to prevent an Israel win. A country currently bombing and starving thousands of people right next to it winning and especially hosting Eurovision would be pretty disastrous for a show already marred by controversy.

No. 496719

>germany giving israel the most public votes
kek

No. 496720

>>496711
Israel should submit good songs if they're gonna buy votes every year now apparently

No. 496721

Holy shit I know why Spain ranked so low, the european broadcasters or whatever were pissed the tv commenters mentioned Gaza before
what a bunch of bullshit

No. 496722

>>496620
thats topo gigio lozzademmerda

No. 496723

At least now we know why they were so eager to mute mics this year.

No. 496726

>>496715
still so sad she didn't win, damn.

No. 496729

This may have been the worst Eurovison edition in recent years. I don’t even remember Austria’s song. People will be singing fucking Bara bara bastu before they remember who came in second place.

No. 496731

i still think it's a tif

No. 496732

>>496715
and the jury ofc had to pump their votes to sweden, netherlands and france
they even gave fucking germany more points than to her

No. 496734


No. 496735

>>496628
I don't understand how she got 0 fucking public points.

No. 496736

I really wanted Latvia to succeed. Käärijä should roll up his sleeves and go to a gym. >>496642
It was terrifying and disgusting.

No. 496737

>>496732
excuse me anon, but who exactly pumped their jury votes to sweden? they only got one 12 point, cant even remember from who, and some didnt even give them any. if anything, you should be mad at italy, they got point dumped hard.

No. 496739

Sweden bad. Italy bad. Blah blah blah. Instead fighting each other focus on a real enemy.

No. 496740

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So we're just going to have to deal with Israel hogging up all the televotes from now on? Very cool!

No. 496742

I don't understand the public's vote, honestly. I usually complain about the jury vote but without it Switzerland would have had absolutely nothing. And sure, not a winner, but zero? C'mon now, it was a nice little song and you can't say it was the worst.

No. 496745

>>496740
As long as the EBU doesn't do anything to stop Israel from encouraging Israel supporters who don't even watch the show (many of whom aren't even in Europe) from voting to show support, then they're going to keep getting high televote scores despite sending the most boring of ballads.

No. 496746

To be fair, I think there were no remarkable songs this year, so the usual nothingburger song with mah voculz won, is eurovision an opera contest now? Nemo's song was something like this too eh? speaking of, while I don't mind seeing cute twink bodies and all for males being semi nude on the stage too, but what the fuck was this psycho act with this wig, kid needs to calm down, someone just enables him and dragging down, if I believed in celeb conspiracy I'd thought it was some "humiliation ritual"

No. 496747

>>496732
>the jury ofc had to pump their votes to sweden, netherlands and france
weird seething about them and not mentioning austria and switzerland who actually got all the jury votes… especially switzerland who got 0 from the public kek

No. 496748

estonia guy was cute desu

No. 496749

>>496737
sweden got too many points for nothing special, albania and ukraine deserved more
>>496739
i know, but swedish bias is real anyway (italian too to some extent but volevo essere un duro is a decent song at least)

No. 496750

worst Eurovision so far for me, nothing will change because EBU is shit
countries shouldn't even participate anymore

No. 496753

>>496740
>So we're just going to have to deal with Israel hogging up all the televotes from now on?
It's so clearly cheating and they need to figure out how to stop it or fucking ban israel already
>>496746
>Nemo's song was something like this too eh?
They are SO similar and both are boring as fuck.
>what the fuck was this psycho act with this wig
he was genuinely so fucking ugly and disgusting that whole performance, moid ego knows no boundaries
>>496749
>sweden got too many points for nothing special
it's the most played and streamed song from ESC this year, people like those meme guys

No. 496754

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Spanish broadcasters are based

No. 496755

>>494857
I take it back. I’m sorry Bara Bara Bastu, I’m going to Bara Bara Bastu into the sun.

No. 496757

>>496753
that's great but consider kaj only got 24 points less that Cha Cha Cha

No. 496758

>>496734
No, I am talking about his speakkng voice, countertenors doesn't have high speaking voices often,
plus it reminded me of an imfamous tif of my country who is bragging about being a countertenor (being a woman of course) which is pretty much scammy

No. 496760

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sorry this is from 4chan but KEK(polshit)

No. 496767

As a swede I'm frankly SO happy Sweden didn't win because I don't want us to have to deal with Israel winning next year now that they've really figured out how to get all the public votes. That, or they do like this year and EBU magically finds 100+ extra points out of nowhere for the song in second place so Israel is just 2nd again. But doing that 2 years in a row will make it obvious… well, it's Austrias problem now!

No. 496768

>>496760
thank you for reminding me pol moids are still mental

No. 496772

I kinda want more countries to start withdrawing, to make a point, but I know they won’t… I mean a few years back there were countries that literally were in a point fraud club and EBU did nothing to them so.

No. 496773

What the actual fuck was that. Israel in second place, how? I call fraud, this is all just pity votes. 297 points from the televotes is suspicious as fuck, I don't get how they let these literal cheaters compete. Oh wait, I think we all know why, the EBU are simply cowards.
Poland was robbed, why the fuck is Estonia third, Albania and Latvia deserved way better, I hate it here

No. 496776

>>496757
It took cha cha cha 10 days after the ESC final to hit 50 million streams.
Bara bada bastu now, night of the final, is at 45 million streams.

No. 496777

I hope Austria just adopts Hazel as host, she was entertaining as hell.

No. 496778

>>496711
Honestly, Israel's song was mid and outdated. A few years ago, everyone would have voted for it. She had great vocals though. I saw the girl’s Nova interview and tbh, it broke my heart. Hiding under corpses and waiting 8 hours for rescue to come. Especially the voice calls with her dad. Her dad telling her, “Close the phone and play dead,” and when she said, “Dad, they’ll probably have to amputate my leg, but there’s no way I’ll survive this anyway, so it doesn’t matter.” Then, after rescue wouldn’t come, you could hear it in her voice that she was giving up and telling him, “I don’t care anymore, I can’t take it, let me just die, I’ll stop hiding.”
What she went through was fucking terrifying, and she’s honestly very lucky she lived. If the person who came to rescue them wasn’t an Israeli soldier looking for his daughter, but another Hamas moid, she’d be dead for sure.
But I fucking hate Israel for how they’re treating this poor girl. They’re basically exploiting her. She seems really sweet too, and I admire her courage, I could never do what she's doing after such a traumatizing event. I’m still scared to use public transport for example because I got molested, and yet here she is singing and had people booing her, threatening to rape her, that it's a shame she lived and some even tried to attack her during her performance.
I don’t care what country she’s from, they’re throwing all their hate for Shitrael at this poor woman who’s just trying, even though they exploit her.
Just look at her eyes, so…dead. Devoid of any emotion. And I felt that, because I can imagine the pills she must be on after what she’s been through. They make you look like this.

But again, this isn’t a pity contest. The juries made the right call, because what would’ve won was either this or the Estonia sex pest that couldn’t sing shit.
Still, over voting songs the audience didn’t even like, like the UK or Switzerland that got 0 audience points, but jury over voted for them. Sweden, Albania, Greece, for example, there was at least some kind of balance. They really need to fix that.
I might have disliked Austria’s song, but he deserved points. He could sing, and the ship black and white theme was at least interesting and new, and not recycled from previous performances, see Spain.
And honestly, this whole boycotting Israel thing isn’t working, and instead has the opposite effect, as you can see. Trannies and faggots are dumb. If they didn’t give a fuck, and just ignored Israel and it's song and didn't shitpost on twitter muting it or making misogynistic comments about it, it wouldn’t have gotten even in the top 5.

No. 496779


No. 496780

>>496776
and espresso macchiato?

No. 496781

>>496780
15 million, currently

No. 496784

>>496781
and yet estonia's 2nd in the public vote
i really don't get bbb "popularity" since it's nowhere near the hype cha cha cha and rim tim tagi dim had

No. 496788

>>496784
Why are you soo mad at the song, geez.

No. 496789

>>496778
I voted for her just out of spite tbh and no I don't regret it.
The moment I saw comments like
>bitch should have died or gotten abducted and raped by Hamas
I was already voting for her. Not for her shitty country but for her specifically. Supporting another woman>>>>>>anything else. If it was a moid instead though, lol that's another question.

No. 496791

>>496788
because jury hates eastern europe, that's why
>>496749
poland getting crumbs was sad to see too

No. 496793

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No. 496794

Italy's song was so boring and the performer was creepy, I don't understand why it got so many votes. Was it very musically inventive or something? It sounded to me like a mid anime-ending-type of song.

No. 496796

Nonas do you have a public votes only picture?

No. 496797

>>496791
Well Sweden didn’t do so well so who cares. And anyway, Polish fans were coping hard thinking we would be in top 3, but it’s not entirely jury’s fault.

No. 496798

>>496796
I can tell you our top public votes Germany
12 Israel
10 Greece
8 Albania
7 Poland
And I think we gave 4 or 3 to Ukraine

No. 496799

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No. 496800

>>496797
i know, it's just that jury overrating sweden is a given at this point (think 2018 & 2019) and at the cost of never winning countries

No. 496801

I don't understand why the EBU hasn't done anything about Israel blatantly manipulating the public vote with campaigns asking Israel supporters who've never even watched Eurovision to vote for it. I know they refuse to kick countries out for political reasons, hence why Azerbaijan participates and Russia only got kicked because a shitload of countries were threatening to pull out. Countries paying money to turn the vote in their favour should be against the rules.

No. 496802

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I disassociated the moment I saw Nemo. I didn't care about Israel almost winning, the squeaking faggot rigging winning or anything else after that.
WTF WAS THAT PERFORMANCE. I'm not watching this shit next year or ever again.

No. 496803

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>>496796
mixed public/jury but whatever

No. 496807

>>496801
But I wonder how do you even bite this. At the end vote is a vote, how do you check this. Except if there is a specific rule against pulling something like this. Otherwise I’m afraid Eurovision can’t be saved.

No. 496809

>>496803
Nonas sorry I'm dumb and politically and historically illiterate, but isn't Azerbaijan and Turkey allies and majority muslim countries? Might not be that strictly muslim but how does Azerbaijan vote for Israel? I don't get it, and I really really don't want to cause anything I'm just puzzled, curious and dumb.

No. 496813

the real underrated performance btw
>>496809
azerbaijan is very famously an Israel ally, Turkey is on/off and not very campist. Israel is helping Azerbaijan invade armenia.

No. 496817

>>496813
they were adorable! much better than last year's asscheek flapping fagslop. deserved much higher

No. 496818

>>496799
Man that's so unfair for Poland and Albania.
The 0 points to the Swiss girl is the revenge for Nemo.

No. 496819

>>496813
>>496817
Can't break the 0 tradition now! /jk I felt bad for them too, in general single points voting is sad.

If Erika had better staging she could have won tbh.(integrate)

No. 496820

>>496813
I love the whole vibe of this performance and the set piece of the fallen chandelier.

No. 496822

JUMPSCARE

No. 496823

>>496817
im so glad they got more points than him

No. 496825

>>496822
Read the yt comments now before they nuke them kek. The world is healing.

No. 496827

I'm so happy we got this
Probably they greatest eurovision momment this year

A youtue comment said "How nice of Baby Lasagna and Kaarija to have 26 guest perfomers on their concert"

No. 496828

If the nona that was crushing on Nemo last year is still here, i hope that love yourself more now nona.

No. 496829

tbh it's goinng to be hilarious if ebu has to seriously consider giving yuval a guest performance next year since she's the televote winner
reap what you sow retards

No. 496830

What did Israel vote for I'm curious. I read that their jury gave 12 points to Greece just because the Greek contestant said that Yuval is a nice polite girl lol.

No. 496831

>>496830
Probably Germany.

No. 496832

>>496822
>correcting pronouns in the comments to she or they
Israel should have won.

No. 496833

File: 1747529459698.png (143.56 KB, 1099x714, israel votes.png)

>>496830
here nonnie

No. 496835

>>496833
Thank you nona!
Lol meanwhile Ukraine didn't give them shit.

No. 496836

>>496830
>Greek song according to YouTube comments is about the Greek-Armenian genocide
>Israel voted for it
Huh.

No. 496838

>>496836
Ok tip for eurovision 2026.
Tell to the Israeli delegation that their contestant is nice and polite to get 12 points.

No. 496843

File: 1747530420364.png (109.63 KB, 1121x352, tinfoil.png)

>>496803
>Ireland
>As of recent, incredibly critical of Israel
>Gives 10 point public vote (second highest)

No. 496844

Does this mean we're just going to be stuck in a cycle of juries rallying behind a single country to counteract Israel's televote campaigning and therefore no televote winners?

No. 496845

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>>496833
it makes sense, as a Greek I am not surprised. our government's position on Israel changed drastically sometime in the late 2000s/early 2010s thanks to Turkey.
I still think the public opinion in general holds unfavorable views towards them however, posts of people working in hospitality and having to deal with Israelis go viral every now and then.

No. 496846

File: 1747530682572.png (131.5 KB, 940x880, tinfoil2.png)

>>496843
>Spain
>Also critical
>Full public points

No. 496848


No. 496850

Tinfoil: the EBU made up a bunch of points for Austria last minute when it seemed like Israel would win to prevent the PR disaster of an ESC in Tel Aviv next year.

No. 496861

This year was lackluster, but I really liked Latvia (voted for them) and Lithuania. Ukraine was nice, but I like the studio version of the song better, I guess it's not an easy one to perform live. The staging was cute. Albanian song was pretty good, too.

No. 496866

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>>496825
lol people are not having it. there's a bunch of "uwu so stunning n brave!!!" but at least half the comments are fucking brutal.

No. 496867

>>496861
Agreed to everything. I think Ukraine was my favorite all things considered, I loved everything, especially that filter!
I know some anons didn't like it for a lot of reasons but enjoyed it so much I've it on loop since the final ended.

No. 496868

>>496866
>only Nemo that you don't want to find
KEEEKKKK

No. 496873

>>496822
>if Florence and the machine and Quasimodo had a kid together

No. 496875

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kajsisters, how will we ever recover? they should have WON and i was sure they would… i don't know what went wrong.

No. 496878

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So is Nemo coming out as AGP tranny with this song or what? I guess being nb is not in fashion anymore

No. 496879

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>>496875
I don't care that they didn't win the whole contest but I'm so mad that Pissrael and Tommy sexpest got a higher televote score.

No. 496881

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what the hell just happened

No. 496882

Surprised and disappointed JJ won. When all the contestants were being announced my eurovision obsessed coworker & I had the same reaction to his song, which was more or less
>just because he can sing that high doesn't mean he should

No. 496885

>>496881
he seems cute and has an impressive voice. i am glad he saved the day. the bad news to those of you who hate shrieking moids is that next year, every country will probably send an opera singer.

No. 496944

>>496866
LMAO even on reddit where people love his gender bullshit they hate it

No. 496948

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>>496866
The comments are killing me, even the supportive ones kek

No. 496949

>>496885
He looks (and sounds) like a TIF

No. 496951

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>>496403
Samefag…. Well I take my words back. I didn't stick around for the voting results last night and I wake up to a god damn Israel in second place? I genuinely did NOT see that coming, how did they get so much higher than last year? It's not like they didn't have an ad campaign last year.

Honestly I think this result is ruining Eurovision more for me than last year's Netherlands DQ and Israel shenanigans did. If future editions are really going to come down to Israel fanatics hijacking the televote to attempt to landslide Israel and juries landsliding whoever has the best voice to counteract it, it's no fucking fun anymore.

I'm honestly not even 100% convinced the juries deliberately landslided Austria to prevent an Israel win but the juries landsliding the winner multiple years in a row is too much power and no fucking fun anyway. God damn ESC is cursed.

At least Albania got top 10…

No. 496957

>>496754
Can't even have a song contest without /pol/it-spergs in media blasting their propaganda. le sigh

No. 496961

>>496866
kek these are amazing

No. 496962

>>496715
Is this an edit or did she actually react like that? if so based

No. 496965

>>496822
When he started screeching I kek'd

No. 496966

>>496962
I'm not sure what the context of the photo is but it's a few months old.

No. 496967

So is Nemo a tranny now or what?

No. 496969

>>496967
Only an agp would have worn that outfit so yes.

No. 496970

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>>496866
My favourites

No. 496971

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>>496970
I'll stop spamming but the comment section keeps on giving

No. 496972


No. 496973

>>496767
when russia is banned for starting a war why isnt israel too

No. 496974

>>496777
i never saw her before and i thought she was weird af. is the roboter a persona? is she okay?

No. 496977

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Semi final 2 voting results (remember the semis are televote only)

No. 496978

>>496875
They will always BBB in our hearts. It's a massive win that they won Melfest despite making a silly song in swedish, the boring english trend has been broken. and you could always imagine yourself as the trophy if youre into that stuff
>>496971
kekkk

No. 496980

>>496973
They only kicked Russia out after multiple broadcasters threatened to withdraw. For some reason that never happened with Israel

No. 496981

>>496827
this was the only moment they actually used the stage in a cool way

No. 496982

>>496875
>>496978
To be fair 4th place is still a REALLY good place even if it isn't the expected win. Sweden's broadcaster is probably relieved they won't have to host again when they did just last year.

No. 496983

>>496827
This was 100% the highlight for the night, the rest once again felt like a shitshow due to Pissrael and the weird AGP Nemo shit.

No. 496986

I genuinely think even the public vote was rigged. Switzerland's performance already has more views than 2/3 of the contestants yet it's supposed to have 0 points?

Opening votes before anyone even performed was also a hideous move.

No. 496987

>>496981
That's not true at all.

No. 496989

>>496986
i swear it's been like that for a few years, or a lot of people dropped out from voting once they realised the ESC wasn't going to do shit about Israel?

No. 496990

>>496986
0 points to Switzerland seems weird to me too. But rigged? It just seems weird to rig Switzerland in particular, why specifically Switzerland if you're gonna rig shit? Wouldn't Israel or Sweden be more likely targets? Maybe something went wrong behind the scenes where votes for Switzerland didn't get registered and they just didn't correct it.

No. 496991

EBU really needs to do something about this whole issue with governments making huge marketing campaigns for their contestants. It makes it blatantly unfair for smaller countries with smaller budgets. It makes the competition unfun to watch when it all feels so rigged.

No. 496992

>>496991
EBU must have been SWEATING when they saw those results. Surely Israel winning would be a huge PR disaster? I hope they're finally going to do something about it (unlikely)

No. 496994

>>496992
In a way I would have loved to see Israel win and see EBU shit their pants. They should have disqualified Israel already last year and having it come back to bite them in the ass would have brought me great amounts of joy tbh.
If they actually won, I feel like a lot of countries would have pulled out of participating.

No. 496999

I spent the entire evening deliberately saying he/him about Nemo as much as I could in a group of woke people and troons. None of them reacted or tried to correct me that "um actually it's THEY/THEM", which they'd be raging about last year. So despite everything it feels like a big win to see him get ridiculed and getting to be openly transphpbic without backlash kek

No. 497000

Something really doesnt make sense with eurovision.

I'm taking a look at the views for the music videos on youtube as an indicator of popularity, as they have been out for a while.

Austria 1st place - 6 milion views
Isreal 2nd place - 4 million views
Estonia 3rd place - 7 million views
Sweeden 4th place - 12 million views
San Marino 26th (last) place - 28 million view

No. 497002

I think the juries are ok BUT it should be the opposite. The juries points should all get lumped together and given as one. It's the people's votes that should be given by country. That's how I thought it was as a kid, I don't know if I misunderstood it then or if they changed it. It makes no sense for them to be like "here's Maltas points!" But the points are from 5 people, and the actual people of Malta voted totally differently.
Why do I have to share MY votes with Germany and San Marino? I've never been there, I don't know them, our cultures are different. I'm from a smaller country, meaning our cultural tastes don't matter because the bigger countries are the only ones who have enough people to be heard and we get drowned out.

No. 497004

>>497000
Actually that does make sense.. San Marino's song was the theme song for that song festival in Italy (forgot the name) which is a HUGE deal there. Sweden's song has been a national number 1 hit since they won in their own country.

No. 497005

>>497002
they changed it after 2014, before the change jury votes and public votes were lumped togeather
iirc when poland won the public vote in 2014 by a landlside but came last in the jury vote there was a massive uproar

No. 497008

They didn't even show Martin this year kek

No. 497009

>>496973
Russia started the war back in 2014 and wasn't banned all these years though. It couldn't participate only in 2017 when the contest was held in Ukraine.

No. 497010

>>497008
yeah, the hosts said "good to go" instead lmao

No. 497012

>>497008
he appeared for 2 seconds at the very beggining when they showed the experts and he waved at the camera

No. 497018

>>496822
Even the pro trans people in the room were stone faced during this "performance" and made no comments on it after. I'd like this to be the end of gendie shit in esc but I'm not getting my hopes up.

No. 497021

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>>496994
I didn't want Israel to win but now I see your vision nona. Hundreds of thousands of people coming into a country actively at war to huddle in an arena to watch and perform at one of the biggest shows in the world? Great missile attack target for Hamas. So what is Israel to do to avoid it? They have one year…
The diplomatic fallout of Israel winning would have been without precedent. And the problem is that with the way things are going, it's only a matter of time before they do.

No. 497022

>>497021
Its honesty scary how much power and influence pissreal has on America but aswell as Europe so much this shitfest can invade (pun intended) a music contest of a region it's not even a part of and kick all the actual participants to win themselves its fucking embarrassing Europeans have let this happen to this contest

No. 497023

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channers had a field day with this win(/pol/ shit)

No. 497024

>>497023
Who the fuck cares about poltards

No. 497025

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I know it's just a music contest but ESC has been a big part of my life since I was 5 and the current state of the competition makes me so fucking sad. Fuck the EBU and fuck Israel.

No. 497028

>>497024
umm actually thats from /int/

No. 497029

>>497023
i am enjoying the memes about austria BTFOing israel kek

No. 497030

>>497025
I feel the exact same way, nonna. It's cheesy, but it really feels like a moment for all of Europe to come together and share the joy of music, our culture and have a good time together. Europapa style.
The past two years have felt so shit with the inclusion of Israel, the rigging and all the protests and whatnot.
The boycots as well seem to only bolster Israel up even more.

No. 497031

Reminder that Pissrael has been ruining ESC for the past two years and will continue doing it for the foreseeable future. Last year because of their special treatment and whining and lies they got the most european song ever disqualified and they openly resent and despise european values of democracy equality and fair chances by having their fucking president issue orders to their population to rig the stupid music contest and shit on everyone else by extension. They don't belong in ESC and the EBU is corrupt.

No. 497036

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Amerifag who doesn't care about Eurovision in the slightest, just here to say I'm happy Shitrael got BTFO'd. Also happy that the country of my grandparents, Slovenia, opposes them.

No. 497037

>>497031
It's so unfair. It's not enough that they receive billions of dollars in aid, not enough that they can do whatever they want in Gaza and the West Bank with no oversight, not enough that nearly every American politician pledges loyalty to them. They HAVE to win the cheesy gay song contest.

No. 497038

>>497037
they are the kid that destroys other kids sandcastles at the beach, they just cant accept that other people are having fun

No. 497042

>>496768
>>497023
IDs are missing. It's /int/ not /pol/

>>497021
Israel can do their turn in the US. It's expatriate territory

No. 497043

>>497037
i mean, it is the largest song contest in the world, winning it in front of 200 million people watching would be really good publicity. europe is a valuable ally and sending in these "oh woe is me" ballads helps garner pity from us, but they keep fucking it up with the aggressive ad campaigns, obviously rigged voting and the fact they keep forgetting that europeans can and do read the news and are aware of the shit they're doing to civilians in the west bank.

also >>497031 there was a video posted in the last thread that said something about the ebu being formed to "keep out eastern european influence" out of west european media during the cold war, so it's been fucked from the start.

No. 497051

>>497031
I wish the twitter account that covered every single horrible and rule-breaking thing that Israel has done in 2024 eurovision was still active. Israelfags ended up suspending it and it never returned.

No. 497070

>>496626
ah yes, a handful of nonnies saying that they like his song = lusting over him
dumbass

No. 497086

>>497036
>Israel getting BTFOd
>Second place is BTFOd
That's why I can't take you amerilibs seriously.

No. 497114

why was the countdown so fast this year, nonnas in the chat couldn't even keep up

No. 497150

>>497086
Their obsessive hatred makes them delusional and it makes them lose their minds, like thinking it's okay to wish death on a survivor of a terrorist moid massacre because of the country she represents. It was really disappointing to see such comments in the moovie room during the stream. I don't think Israel should be in ESC either but that shit is not okay.

No. 497155

>>497150
I feel conflicted because while obviously I don't agree with death threats towards her, this sentiment
>Poor girl its not her fault, look at her she survived a massacre!!!
is exactly why they sent her.

No. 497156

>>497155
>Country A sends a survivor of an attack and nobody bats an eye
>Israel sends a 710 survivor and suddenly it's part of a conspiracy
The antisemitism is wild on this thread. Wild.

No. 497161

>>497156
Israel literally uses the contest for propoganda, don't be naive. She's even financially backed by the Israelian government's department for foreign affairs. Literally pumped a fuckton of money into it for a huge ad campaign. Why would they do that if it wasn't for improving their image? Azerbaijan and Russia have a history of doing the same thing. Russia in particular sent cute teen twin girls singing about world peace the year they invaded Crimea so they looked like the victim when they were rightfully booed.

Don't pretend like a massive show with 200 mil viewers couldn't possibly be used for soft propoganda.

No. 497165

>>497161
And yet only Israel makes y'all having massive spergouts over public votes. Why is that?(bait)

No. 497166

>>497165
Are you stupid or what?

No. 497181

>>497165
People lost their minds over Russia being able to compete at all.

No. 497184

>>496977
I wish Czechia got to finals, I feel like this year was our best so far. So close.

No. 497207

>>497156
>The antisemitism is wild on this thread.
because the jewish rigging is wild on this contest

No. 497217

>be esc jury
>out of touch with the publics tastes
>consistently screw over fan favorites in favor of generic pop/ballad of choice
>become more and more controversial over the years
>exasperated public eventually starts calling for abolition of the jury
>realize youll be out of a job soon unless…
>cue israel shitfest
>admins dont ban israel like they should have
>public vote compromised to a never-before-seen degree as a direct result of this decision
>jury "saves" eurovision via their votes
>public now convinced they need the jury to "keep them in line"
>share a drink with the admins
>successfully become the solution to a 100% manufactured problem
master plan, i have to say.

No. 497229

>>497217
I thought the same thing kek. The jury just ensured all the public discourse surrounding them did a 180 and now they are the rightful line against the "political televoting" they made up all those years ago to justify their existence. Look, ESC even brought back Kaarija and Baby Lasagna aren't they so nice? And the jury just saved us from one of the greatest european diplomatic PR disasters in the 21st century! They can even justify abolishing the public vote entirely with this line. Moreso if this is going to keep happening every year, which is 100% what is going to happen until Israel exterminates all of the Palestinians, since the EBU isn't about to kick them out any time soon. So easy to say the public doesn't care about music now. Honest to god fuck Israel.

No. 497324

I genuinely don't get why they dont just rewrite the rules so they can exclude israel? I mean they can hear the booing, they know it's hurting them and that the war is a real thing happening

No. 497364

>>497324
I heard reasoning that made sense to me: EBU is a broadcasting Union, made to support public broadcasters. ESC is only a small portion of what they do, but public broadcasters everywhere are in difficult positions because of budget cuts and right wing governments. Banning Israel would put the Israeli an public broadcaster (the broadcaster, not the country) in an even more tough situation than it already is in terms of independent broadcasting.

No. 497399

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Sure the jury saved us from an Israel win but they're still tasteless retards.

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No. 497743

>>497738
Basado

No. 497751

>>497738
It's interesting how the pushback against Israel's participation seems to be more than last year. Is it the shock from Israel succesfully manipulating the televote a second year in a row?

No. 497755

>>497751
I think it's more that their governement is now completely open about ethnic cleansing and wanting to annex what's left of palestine. they're not even pretending it's abour hamas anymore. makes it harder to ignore for other governments
>>497399
albania was ROBBED. but i guess they prefer uwu ballads sung by high-pitched queerios. bleak

No. 497761

>>497751
I think people are shocked by the fact that Israel almost won this time. Plus there was a ton of drama last year (Joost disqualification and multiple allegations of the Israeli delegation bullying competitors) which may have distracted people from Israel's massive televote campaign. This time around there's less fuckery occurring to take people's attention away from Israel blatantly cheating. And it doesn't help that Israel's gotten so bad they don't even have the excuse of trying to eliminate Hamas like they did last year. Anyone who's not an extreme right wing maniac can see that things like preventing food from reaching thousands of civilians, bombing hospitals, and killing entire paramedic teams and burying them with their ambulances has nothing to do with eradicating terrorism.

No. 498129

>>497761
At this point they should just make a rule that non-european countries can't participate. Surely there are other sponsors out there than Morroccan oil. It will piss off Australia for sure, but they were never meant to be a continous participant.

No. 498134

>>498129
It's not like Australia participates every year anyway.

No. 498136

Replace Israel with Lichtenstein

No. 498143

>>498136
In the chat we were talking about the Vatican City, that would be funny. They're a fan of men in dresses and high-pitched singing so they will fit right in.

No. 498144

>>498136
It has a bigger population than San Marino, I don't see why not.
>>498143
I'd love to see them try squeeze the whole event into the Vatican.

No. 498165

>>498129
Why did Aus ever get invited anyway?

No. 498166

>>498165
it was meant to be a one off but everyone liked them so they were alowed to stay

No. 498171

>>498165
Could be because Moldova and Romania didn't participate this year and they needed something entertaining

No. 498180

>>498171
Wym anon Australia has been participating for over a decade without missing a single year lol

>>498165
Afaik Australia had a decades long history of airing the contest so they eventually just got invited, EBU saw a chance to increase the market I guess

No. 498256

My random predictions for next year:
>Finland sends a Cha Cha Cha knock-off following Erika's surprise underperformance. It finishes top 10.
>Israel sends another young woman with a mediocre "feel sorry for me" ballad written by Keren Peles. It finishes top 10.
>Conchita Wurst will host
>Slovenia withdraws, Moldova returns
>Montenegro shock Q
>The EBU introduces a new method of voting to stop Israel from manipulating the public vote again, but they just end up finding a way to game the new system instead.
>Sweden sends a song in English, but this time it's not generic radio pop and becomes a fan favourite.
>References to Mozart and the flaming piano from 2015 in the interval
>San Marino's song becomes a fan favourite but NQs
>France sends jury bait and is predicted to win but ends up finishing mid-table
>Yet another jury winner.
>Israel flops with the juries and wins the televote.
>Ireland sends Irish language song for the first time in years (it NQs)
>Poland sends generic pop song in questionable English that barely qualifies because of the diaspora voting for it. More NF corruption allegations.
>UK actually sends a rare good song. It gets televotes but the juries tank it.

No. 498261

>>498256
>Ireland sends Irish language song for the first time in years (it NQs)
Impossible. No one in Ireland understands or can speak Irish. They'll choose a Scandi instead.(baiting)

No. 498265

>>498256
you forgot the obligatory balkan country being robbed

No. 498267

Montenegro will win the televote next year if they send this queen.

No. 498341

>>496605
My lovely group chat of gals and I fangirl a lot over compilations of her, she's so funny but sexy

No. 498343

>>497031
Kaarija shouting THANK YOU EUROPAPA at the end of his and Baby Lasagna amazing bit gave me life and feels

No. 498410

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Based

No. 498502

>>497751
I think now that it's a clear pattern that they're cheating so well they not just place good but can actually definitely win people are more upset.
>>498343
I love käärijä and BL, but I thought that was cringe and their song REALLY sucked

No. 498509

>>498256
My prediction:
>Israel wins, chaos ensues
>Finland sends a generic but 10% wacky song in English and people forgot they ever liked Finland
>Croatia sends the weirdest shit you've ever seen
>Germany sends a surprisingly good song, it still does terribly
>Sweden sends a generic pop song, it's average on purpose in hopes they place well but don't win until the Israel shit has been sorted out so they don't have to be the ones to deal with the backlash of it
>Ukraine sends a quirky banger
>Spain sends a slutty looking woman in sparkly clothes
>Australia sends a generic pop song that's actually good
>Malta sends a near copy of their last porny performance
>Schmetterlinge shows up to play their 1977 ESC hit "Boom Boom Boomerang" (it fucking sucks)

No. 499581

I'm tired of jury winners. In a year of so much language diversity it's a waste that an English song won, and a copy of last year too…an opera song sung by an androgynous man from an alpine country…the contest winners are the same rich western/nordic countries just being recycled for 10 years or so. Also, the jury voting this year was strategic as hell. Ain't no way Tommy Cash got so many votes from them with his pisspoor vocal performance while other countries with perfect vocals got shafted by them. They saw the popularity of espresso machiato and strategically pooled their votes into it (alongside Austria) to prevent an Israeli win. At this rate, I don't see a new country winning.

No. 499601

>>498129
Australia is like Oceania's UK so let them stay please and I liked the milkshake man this year I'm very sorry

No. 499642

>>499581
> They saw the popularity of espresso machiato and strategically pooled their votes into it (alongside Austria) to prevent an Israeli win.
The jury was more divided than last year though. The tranny last year got more than 100 points more from the jury than the winner did this year.

No. 499646

i wonder where are ukraine's "pity votes" and "sympathy points" everyone was talking about. it's funny how we sent a non-political optimistic song about hope, finished 9th and got just as much (if not more) hate as previous years. pissrael with their blatant public vote manipulation placing 2nd is right there but retards on twitter won't stop screeching about us "ruining and politicizing" the contest. sure

>>498509
>Ukraine sends a quirky banger
i hope so. i think we need to let loose and send something dumb and fun

No. 499670

>>499646
If you see someone bitch about Ukraine "sympathy points" there's a good chance it's a seething Spaniard that's still mad about Chanel losing kek

No. 499905

Fucking tired of retarded faghags and handmaidens defending this shit as "art" because "it's supposed to be shitty on purpose". Fuck you you fucking retards. Kaarija and Baby Lasagna are better artists, entertainers and performers than this fucking tranny screeching about ~muh dysphoria~ on stage. Go cry me a river. The songs that Kaarija and Baby Lasagna sang that day are supposed to be cringe and fun, while Nemo's song is just cringe because he's huffing his own farts and taking himself way too seriously. Fucking faggy ass narcissistic hysterical scrote.

No. 499907

>>499905
I felt so defeated when I heard the lyrics. The "outfit" alone is something else. It honestly made me think that this guy have developed some public humiliation fetish, because no way he didn't realize how terrible he looks and how geniunely terrifying his song sounds. I was never affected by the songs in the past, but there is something wrong with this man.

No. 499908

>>499907
>>499905
Handmaidens really do see one man having a manic episode while wearing lingerie on stage and then decide it's the best fucking thing they've ever seen in their entire lives. But yeah, ok, "yassss queen slay they ate" and all that. Zero respect for people defending this crap.

No. 499912

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So stunning and brave.

>>499905
All "art" trannies create is about dysphoria and self pity. Really makes you think.
>>496822
It's so painfully obvious he's trying to copy SOPHIE, it's not original at all.

No. 499919

>>499905
We had zero troon artists this year but then this retard had to show up and torture our eyes and ears during the final.

No. 499930

The only positive thing about this year was the diversity of languages sung and like the other nonnas I am so fucking mad one of the only English songs won, I'm afraid we are just going to restart the cycle next year and countries will just send more copycat English opera faggot songs just like the boring English ballad era of the 2010s. The Albanians were fucking amazing though and I'm glad I got to discover them through the show, if nonnas haven't listened to their other songs you should they just released an album like two days ago. Incredibly unique sound, reminds me of Go_A.

No. 499977

>>499930
>reminds me of Go_A.
Say no more nona, I clicked so fast.
>>499912
>All "art" trannies create is about dysphoria and self pity.
That is TIF art, TIM "art" is usually about their fetishes or hate towards terves.

No. 500040

>>499930
Praying that they'll do an Europe tour, seeing Beatriçe in real life would heal me. A couple other artists this year have pretty good discographies too imo, I've been listening to Abor & Tynna, Katarsis, Tautumeitas, Zoë Më and KAJ.

No. 500094

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We should have a eurovision music playlist: farmer's favorites edition.

No. 500097

>>499930
SE is the best thing since Go_A for sure, that new album is awesome

No. 500103

>>499646
>i wonder where are ukraine's "pity votes" and "sympathy points" everyone was talking about
As a swede i kinda feel the same when everyone is mad just because we won once when loreen beat käärijä one year and the other recent years we've been placed 4, 9 and 14 which isn't even on the "winning podium" (not even this year when social media loved our meme sauna song) and feels pretty average to me. Even if it is pity points and it only leads to an average placement then who cares, it didn't really affect anything in the end. Imo Ukraine has sent songs that were really good/interesting the last couple of years.
>>499905
>Fucking tired of retarded faghags and handmaidens defending this shit as "art" because "it's supposed to be shitty on purpose".
That's troons in a nutshell though. Making themselves ugly and disgusting on purpose, thinking if they do it first then people going "ew that's gross" they can then go "ha gotcha, I actually meant to be gross so you can't hurt me by saying that". I'm so sorry to all swiss nonas that they sent him out to represent you, we know you're better than that!
>>499919
Troons forcing themselves into places where they don't belong and aren't invited to just to scream and throw a tantrum that grosses out everyone else who was forced to watch it… it's just too on the nose!

No. 500171

>>500094
Please I need this.

No. 500202

>>500171
Definitely post some itt!

No. 500241

>>500094
Great idea! Starting with a recent one, one of my favorites from 2024

No. 500250

>>500241
Hatari is also one of the groups I discovered through ESC whose others songs are really good (shame they broke up though). A very interesting dark electro sound

No. 500286

>>500241
I love her!
I am still listening to this very fun song from Estonia last year. I don't understand shit but the energy is so intense. The fact that they said "You're welcome Europe" at the end makes me kek to this day
Last year had so many good songs, this year it was really dry.

No. 500502

>>500202
My favorite song that didn't qualify.

No. 500570

>>500040
Abor & Tyna have been taking over my headphones for the last few months. I want Grossstadtgeflüster to represent Germany one year so badly, you may enjoy them too even though I'm taking you to another genre here!

No. 500585

>>500094
The studio version is much better than the live

No. 500608

>>500094
my all time fav

No. 500616

>>500094
Gotta share one of the classics

No. 500628

>>500094
Technically not Eurovision because despite winning the national televote Poland sent a nepobaby that year but I'm still upset the slutty emo twink didn't go, his song was actually good despite cringe ass lyrics. He would have been a hit with the current dramatic fag trend

No. 500676

>>500094
Also not technically eurovision but still a total classic.

No. 500687

>>500676
God I love that song, this one is a banger too.

No. 500781

I'm trying to sleep but my brain won't stop thinking about that stupid espresso macchiato song, HELP.

No. 500826

>>500094
dont know if suggesting multiple songs is allowed but:
>Trenulețul (Moldova 2022), hey-ho to the nonna in moovie room who mentioned it ♥
>Oniro Mou (Greece 2018), admittedly not the best staging/music video but i really love the song's mystical folk vibes
>In Corpore Sano (Serbia 2022), final verse goes hard
>Gravity (Cyprus 2017), on the generic side but shit its catchy
>Spirit in the Sky (Norway 2019), viking background vocals are a nice touch
more well-known recent favorites of mine include baby lasagna's rim tim tagi dim, go_a's shum, kaarija's cha cha cha. i feel like those are all popular with most nonnas in this thread though so it might be wise to include them on the playlist anyway kek. also seconding >>500286 as a great song, and ntayrt but thank you to >>500570 for introducing me! by the way, if any nonnas have recs they think would align with my tastes, id love to hear them!!

No. 501083

>>500094
i love this so much and i always will.

No. 501087

>>501083
samefag to say the esc performance was really cool too, it really captivated me as a kid back in 2007

bless princess diana 2.0

No. 501318

>>500094
I love this one, the energy is off the charts.



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