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No. 363202

Post conventionally attractive men that you have no shame admitting you'd fuck.
previous thread: >>>/g/360893

No. 363203

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>>363202
am i hallucinating? why is Delon not attractive to me anymore and feels postwall in every gif or pic i see him in?

No. 363204

hallelujah for that thread pic

No. 363210

>>363203
He does nothing for me too. Has the sex appeal of the man standing emoji. Stickman rizz

No. 363217

>>363203
could it be menstrual cycle related nona, my preference is men can change subtly depending on where i'm at

No. 363219

>>363217
perhaps? i'm close to my period coming and my ovulation days were a while ago

No. 363222

>>363203
He is still super attractive to me, though knowing now that he was a piece of shit ruined him a little for me.

No. 363233

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He's definitely on the more traditionally masculine side for me but I think he has such a pretty face.

No. 363247

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No. 363249

>>363233
Cute, what is this from?

No. 363251

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>>363249
it's from saltburn, love those sleepy dreamy looking eyes

No. 363287

>>363247
thanks sister

No. 364415

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Pretty

No. 364425

>>364415
I'm sorry but I can't get over how chapped his lips are. Why does he always look dehydrated?

No. 364579

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Simu Liu. Woof.

No. 364590

>>363251
Thank you, that gif is delicious.

No. 364593

>>363251
You know what? I'll say it too, this gif is good.

No. 364712

>>364579
It’s weird, I love Asian men but this guy annoys me so damn much lol. No hate tho nona.

No. 364749

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>>364590
>>363251
nonnas please watch Saltburn picrel is me when the credits rolled
I'm also the same height as Barry Keoghan so I can self-insert

No. 364755

>>364579
HELL no. he looks like that one unmarried pervert uncle at the function. not only does he look like a sleazoid but he acts the part too. don't ever post him here again ugh i hate his ugly mug so much it makes me angry

No. 364764

>>364579
this guy would go in unconventional attractions if he wasn't pushed so much, so weirdly. god he's so punchable and such an asshole. and a pedo sympathizing freak on top of it all

No. 364783

I'm dying over the guy in the threadpic every time I scroll past my god thank you for blessing my eyes whoever picked that picture

No. 364784

>>364712
same, he annoys me so much, he annoyed me in the barbie movie too

No. 364788

>>363251
I didn't understand the hype but this gif got to me. I have a feeling he will age pretty badly though, I can't explain why.

No. 364791

>>364749
They both look deformed kek

No. 364792

>>364764
>>364755
I get you hate him but please stop samefagging it’s against the rules.

No. 364794

>>364784
His face is just so damn punchable

No. 364795

>>364783
He looks like a tranny I want to punch every moid with long hair

No. 364801

>>364795
I'm not going to let trannies ruin my enjoyment of pretty men with long hair for me

No. 364802

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No. 364803

>>364783
same, he's so dreamy. i love the look in his eyes.

No. 364814

>>364792
do you know what samefagging is, anon…?

No. 364818

>>364579
Ugliest Asian man ever(derailing, racebait)

No. 364822

infighting spergs are working overtime today on /g/

No. 364823

>>364801
Moids with long hair are always cryptotroons who end up trooning out at some point anyway. Wish I was kidding. Guarantee the op moid wore his wife’s panties and bra before and applied her lipstick to his 5 o clock shadow framed lips thinking he made a nice looking woman. Gross.

No. 364824

>>364822
I swear it's Blaine. He's also spiteful about long-haired men who are actually attractive/not trannies and likens them to himself to feel better.

No. 364826

>>364824
This is bullshit. I’m a bio woman who is disgusted by long hair. No idea who you’re talking about but most trannies love long haired moids.

No. 364828

He's hot, thank you for this thread pic, OP.

No. 364829

I swear there’s some sperg in here (this isn’t the worst thread for it, the unconventional thread is worst and the women thread) that keeps replying multiple times to the same posts saying EWWWWWW UGLY 0/10 HAIR/FACE/ELBOWS WOULD NOT BANG to every man or woman posted the last couple days, over and over again. Pretty sure it’s the same lesbian thread baiter shitting up the board with bait posts and flaming. I actually think it might be a moid who is jealous he’s not getting any attention. Anyway it’s really annoying and we can tell by your syntax and phrasing you’re the same person. Stop and please fuck off to your containment imageboard.

No. 364830

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i miss when these threads were 95% pictures and 5% screeching instead of the other way around like they are now.

No. 364831

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No. 364832

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slightly ot but anyone else get kind of fascinated when seeing other people who have features you lack? for instance my jaw is very narrow and v shaped so im always kind of fascinated when people have large squareish blocky jaws. its weird to imagine having it or touching it but kind of cool too.

No. 364834

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also find ‘hunter eyes’ and monolids really cool looking and attractive because they look the opposite to mine. maybe this habit is something humans like to find to increase genetic diversity or prevent inbreeding? i

No. 364836

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hate how incels hijacked him

No. 364838

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No. 364840

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>>364801
how long is too long for you nona

i saw a man with butt length hair today and it actually looked kinda nice because he seemed clean

No. 364842

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is gingerposting allowed?

No. 364843

>>364834
Nah I only like people who look similar to me.
>>364829
I'd only excuse the sperging towards Simu because he defended pedos on reddit, but otherwise agree.

No. 364847

>>364843
I don’t even like this moid but he explicitly said pedophilia is disgusting and wrong and that nobody should watch cp. all he said was pedos brains are wired differently (which is scientifically correct) and governments should learn how to effectively treat them BEFORE they offend and hurt children, like they do in germany. I don’t see why he should be cancelled for saying that.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/paedophile-brains-difference-child-sex-abusers-those-who-dont-study-a7378911.html

No. 364848

>>364829
you're probably right about others but it's funny that the simu replies were seemingly your last straw. i am genuinely a different anon to the one who replied before me i just saw an anon trashing him and wanted to join in because he's annoyed me for ages kek. farmhands would know anyway

No. 364850

>>364848
Was actually talking about the long hair sperging and calling people deformed, but ok kek.

No. 364851

this thread is full of permanently offended twitter fags I wish you would go back to your zoomie hugboxes(infighting)

No. 364852

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Shame he was a pedo and rapist too. Why can’t men just be normal.

No. 364853

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Moids are so disappointing in reality, best to watch them from afar.,

No. 364855

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I don’t even bother searching famous moids backgrounds anymore because I know I will be disappointed. Best to leave it to idealism. Also, we need more sexy men with black or dark brown hair in media again.

No. 364857

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60s moids always look kind of busted to me kek (was it the chainsmoking, suntanning and alcoholism or all 3?) but apparently he was a sex symbol and he is Welsh so therefore he’s automatically hot to me.

No. 364859

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Another Welshman (please don’t scream at me nonas I’m ovulating and become very attracted to swarthy weatherbeaten Welshman at this time of the month)

No. 364876

>>364857
>>364859
Either get better pics or get this busted ass moid out of this thread

No. 364909

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>>364791
KEK as OP I think I've got to defend myself and say I'd never even look at the moid on the right the left one though…

No. 364910

>>364834
Who’s that and maybe but I like guys who kinda look like me
>>364855
Omg I love Gregory peck

No. 364945

>>364910
Chico Lachowski

No. 364970

>>363203
Overexposure I guess. I though he was attractive only when I first saw him, the more I look at him he seems like one of those assholish twats who need to make sure they look good in every moment of their life. Also he is a piece of shit who should’ve euthanized himself like he planned to.

No. 364973

>>364970
>alain delon wanted to euthanize himself
What? Lmao

No. 364975

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>>364973
It was demented later by his son I guess, but this wife beater trash should’ve just go on with it.

No. 365014

>>364415
BED! NOW!

No. 365015

>>364842
who's this qt?

No. 365144

>>365015
Some random Scottish guy I found on the ginger subreddit. He’s good looking but is covered in sunblock so he looks unnervingly greasy and pallid.

No. 365148

Celtic moids (Irish, Scottish, Welsh) are so much better looking than Angloid moids.

No. 365149

>>365148
you have clearly never visited any of those places. plus they all look the same kek

No. 365150

>>365149
No, English men all look like ogres. Celtic moids look more like Elves.

No. 365151

>>365150
> Celtic moids look more like Elves
anon that is just not true, you are blissfully unaware and I can tell you do not live here

No. 365154

>>365148
>>365150
let me guess, you're from Dipshit Valley, Florida, USA, but you're definitely 90000000% Scottish-Irish-German on your (great-great-great-great-great-great grand)mothers side of the family, right?

No. 365157

>>365154
Kek very likely

No. 365205


No. 365209

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>>364852
>>364853
>>364855
Nonna, I feel your pain. It's so tiresome to be interminably embarrassed and/or disgusted by a famous moid's irl personality.
>>365148
You're absolutely delusional although I'd like to support you because I have a crush on one Irish actor atm and I'm delusional as well to think he's handsome. The only Scottish pretty actors I know are young James McAvoy (a manlet) and young Ewan McGregor.

No. 365216

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>>365148
Cillian is the only attractive Irish male I’ve ever seen the rest are worthless

No. 365217


No. 365221

>>365216
When I went to Ireland I was amazed at how much better looking the average moid is there than in England. I’ve heard other nonas say similar things. Scottish men are hit and miss. Welsh men are hot if you like swarthier types with dark eyes.

No. 365279

>>365221
irishmen are nice looking if you're into the dark hair/blue eyes combo (really common here, it's more classic irish than the stereotypical red hair/green eyes tbh) but they drag themselves down with terrible fashion choices. so many irishmen under the age of like 30 have the same retarded haircut and are dressed in tracksuits from the same 3 brands. they also smell like they bathed in lynx africa.

where irishmen have an advantage over englishmen is personality, usually they have a sense of humour and are friendly whereas english people tend not to be as engaging (northern english people are a lot more likeable than southern english but are much less physically attractive than southern english. people i know who went to northern england said they went from average to cute suddenly just by changing location rather than their appearance changing kek).

No. 365328

>>364852
is this that one male actor that had genital warts so severe some doctor wanted to preserve his balls to use for teaching his students?

No. 365329

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>>364795
>man with nice long hair
>"tranny in the making! TRANNY IN THE MAKING!!"
go fuck yourself

No. 365392

might be debated but if you remember him from misfits (seth…kelly how the fuck did you pull that. OATHHHH) this seems like a very normal contender for dilf status
vidrel all I hear is blahblahimhotblahblah

No. 365393

>>365392
samefag sorry farmhands trust me if you haven't watched misfits stop shitposting and go watch it. if you're here I guarantee you'll like it kek

No. 365395

>>365393
i disliked it after Nathan left

No. 365469

>>365328
Yes he was also a pedophile, serial rapist and general sexual deviant. Even by old Hollywood standards he was a huge degenerate and his house had spyholes in it for watching women undress and use the toilet. His last mistress/girlfriend basically admitted he raped her when she was underage on their first date.

No. 365473

>>365279
Britbong here
>English men
Degenerates. Some of them seem very nice/sweet but it’s usually an act tbh. Avoid. Tallest of the bunch.
>Scottish men
Either super jovial, warm and friendly or mean as hell. Tend to be kind of on the shorter side, unless they’re posh. Most of them are kind of average looking with predominantly blue eyes, the Irish blooded ones can be quite good looking. Probably the most ‘masculine’ acting bunch of them due to social pressure , generally quite honest and trustworthy.
>Irish men
Gallows sense of humour, can be kinda too misogynistic and edgy sometimes. Often have dark hair and nice coloured light eyes as you say. Better looking than Scottish and English men I’d say.
>Welsh men
Kind of mysterious, tend to stick to their own and hardly ever mix or marry non Welsh people tbh. Many of them have a more kind of exotic or kind of Spanish look (since Iberia/Galicia is where a lot of Celts emigrated from), with some blondish types. They tend to be quite introverted, very dry often quite sarcastic sense of humor.

No. 365478

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Alright nonas pick your British poison.

No. 365479

>>365478
James McAvoy and David Tennant, hands down

No. 365481

>>365478
also holy shit that baby rapist Ian Watkins doesn't belong on here

No. 365482

>>365481
It’s not based on personality, I just tried to assemble the most average phenotypes of each country using famous people.

No. 365483

>>365478
Cillian. I'm surprised you didn't use any of the royals though, is it because they're German?

No. 365484

>>365483
>>365479
You don’t get to choose individuals you have to take them as a group.

No. 365487

>>365478
cillian is the best looking by far but he's not even british kek

No. 365489

>>365487
Neither is Bono, but I think they were just grouping them all together and I think that's fair enough. Though on the topic of the Irish, I think that pic needs someone really dark like Tom Jones or Colin Farrell because that phenotype exists too.

No. 365492

>>365489
Tom Jones is part black.

No. 365497

>>365487
Ireland is part of the British isles.

No. 365499

>>365478
I will take the Welsh polycule. Kill Ian Watkins + Glynn. Fuck Gavin. Marry Rob.

No. 365502

>>365478
Young Jude Law is physical perfection, he's so good looking he doesn't even belong on this chart of average/ugly moids. Too bad he's balding now.

I do love the black Irish phenotype though, if you'd put Paul instead of John I'd be forced to pick him as my subjective fav.

No. 365503

>>365502
Jude Law’s mother is Welsh and his dad is half Scottish. Probably why he’s not as ugly as other Anglo moids.

No. 365514

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No. 365516

>>364830
Who is this guy?

No. 365525

>>365514
Hee hee

No. 365527

>>365473
I often forget that Welsh people exist

No. 365546

>>365478
CILLIAN HES SO HOT AAAA

No. 365547

>>365144
what’s his username on there. also post the link nonnie thanks

No. 365558

>>365514
He’s purdy

No. 365560

>>365497
irish people still aren't british and the irish government doesn't even recognise the term british isles anyway. calling irish people british is factually incorrect and would end horribly if you said this in ireland lmao

No. 365564

>>365478
John Lennon and Jude Law

No. 365634

>>365478
Jude Law sporadically if I’m in the mood, maybe McAvoy, bottom left is clasically good-looking and quite hot, also the guy next to him (I know him from memes, don’t remember his name). He’s funny and seems like he would be good at sex.

No. 365688

>>365634
>>365564
You have to take them as a group.

No. 366034

>>365478
are you lost

No. 366167

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do any bongs (or I guess any one) remember Dan Stevens from Downtown Abbey? I have just rewatched The Guest and he is so hot in that movie. He would make a wonderful James Bond

No. 366168

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No. 366170

>>366167
hes wonderful, i never bothered with season two but i recommend season one of the show Legion he is super hot in it

No. 366174

>>366034
kek I think some anons forget this is the attractive men you want to fuck thread and not unconventional attractions

No. 366272

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Ian Mcshane used to be attractive when he was young, this is him in sky west and crooked. He looks so scary and old as Mr. Wednesday

No. 366309

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>>365478
scotland forever

No. 366330

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No. 366594

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No. 366595

>>366330
what pretty eyes

No. 366596

>>364579
r/AsianMasculinity

No. 366603

>>366594
And he’s repulsive too.

No. 366681

>>366309
No offense but this guy is super ugly and should not be in the conventional thread

No. 366682

>>366594
Please tell me this is fake and shooped. Do men actually come here? Gross

No. 366683

>>366168
He looks like such a generic British moid.

No. 366690

Not a single attractive man posted ITT(shitposting)

No. 366719

>>366594
this is neil ellice, a scottish actor.
he is mostly known for doing mocap, facescans and voice acting on call of duty. how you came into the conclusion it is a moid self posting is beyond me.
>>366603
>>366690
get to posting then

No. 366744

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No. 366857

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Rob Lowe but only in this pic

No. 366974

>>366683
He is beautiful with beautiful eyes

No. 366975

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No. 366979

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The perfect prince eric

No. 367030

>>366979
>>366167
Both of these have played Disney Princes. Very cute

No. 367319

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the shears twins. godbless

No. 367375


No. 367414

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>>367319
This belongs in unconventional and you KNOW that.

No. 367418

>>367319
the guy on the right looks like if Tate McRae got macroangley or whatever that ugly nurse had that got her fired

No. 367424

>>367418
This is funny because they're twins and look exactly the same. Also I have no idea what you're talking about

No. 367427

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>>367424
picrel is tate mcrae, and the condition is called Acromegaly

No. 367459

>>367319
Double bicycle seats

No. 367588

>>367319
they look inbred.

No. 368728

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kyle > tate > kit

No. 368742

>>366744
Is that jesus?

No. 368825

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No. 368863

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No. 368909

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No. 368917

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No. 369041

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Micheal Garza, handsome asf but i hope he doesn't continue growing out his pubestache

No. 369094

>>369041
He looks 8

No. 369118

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I can’t remember his name but classic movie stars were superior

No. 369128

>>368917
post in unconventional, this dude is ugly

No. 369154

>>369094
Everything looks 8 to you psychos

No. 369156

>>368917
he looks like a fucking owl hooo hooo

No. 369165

>>369094
moid moment, he looks his age, what about this man with grown man facial proportions and grown man skull and grown man eyebrows and slightly visible facial hair looks 8 to you, kill yourself, you're worthless.

No. 369166

>>369118
this is Gary Cooper in City Streets, but for a good moment i thought this was Alain Delon ngl

No. 369167

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Andrew WK

No. 369169

>>369154
>>369165
NTA what's with these insanely aggressive responses? He does look young. I think it's his hair, because the short and a bit gelled/flicked up at the front is a very 12 year old boy style. I'm not saying you're attracted to 12 year olds, it's probably just the photo, but I did a double take to register he's not actually a tween.

No. 369173

>>369169
Some cunt is going around in every thread and autistically raging, just ignore them

No. 369174

>>369169
>>369173
He looks like a grown man, what kind of "tween"s are you looking at?

No. 369187

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I didn't know which tiktok of his to post since they are kinda cringe but also a bit funny. Just picked a random one

No. 369279

>>369094
More like twenty-8! You're crazy. This is your brain on battery acid old man cum.

No. 369281

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Why do some Slavs look slightly Asian like quapas or something? Anyway he’s cute.

No. 369282

>>369281
Idk, why does Bjork? These kinds of questions are silly.

No. 369283

>>369282
I thought Bjork was part Eskimo or something

No. 369284

>>369281
That's ghengis khan rape in them

No. 369285

>>369281
russia and parts of eastern europe got raided by asiatic tribes like huns, mongols and tatars

No. 369290

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Jordan Barrett. I want to kill him since learning he's a faggot. Are all Supermodels homosexual or are they just being whores?

No. 369291

File: 1703707473720.jpeg (292.32 KB, 1908x1146, D62610C6-76F5-4153-BD57-8A2AA0…)

>>369288
I’m not sure if he’s genuinely gay or just gay for pay. He’s a weird guy and lurks forums and subs that talk about him. He got buccal fat removal because an incel on instagram called him fat, kek.

No. 369293

>>369291
Aww, I hope he develops anorexia. Do you know anything more about his forum past? That could be milky. (If he's gay for pay he's definitely going to start dating women soon because he hit the wall a decade ago and is as good as dead to any faggot)

No. 369294

>>369291
On the left he really does look fat.

No. 369295

File: 1703707804704.png (657.19 KB, 888x1096, 2B1D4C32-8A6B-4868-AAD7-CE25F9…)

>>369293
I don’t follow him closely but I remember incels from lookism saying his alt got exposed and he would post alongside them on incel forums. Just like quite a lot of female celebrities had skinnygossip accounts I guess.

No. 369296

>>369294
When you have a short wide face like that I guess you look bloated really easily.

No. 369300

>>369295
He's really only attractive at a 3/4 angle but I love this screenshot so much. Being the reason a model botched himself is a sexy idea. I need to find his account to analyse whether his body dysmorphia is caused by misogyny or gay misogyny. I'm unemployed to the maximum right now

No. 369302

>>369295
What does "hop on fin and dut" mean? And is the poster a woman?

No. 369303

>>369295
Jocelyn Wildensteins long lost son

No. 369307

File: 1703709178037.jpeg (65.09 KB, 634x727, 56920C0E-DAFF-4BA6-9438-6240C4…)

>>369302
Finasteride/Dutasteride, hair loss meds. He has a problem with bald spots.

No. 369314

>>369307
AHAHHAAH HOLY SHIT! Jumpscare of the century.

No. 369351

>>369295
>>369291
holy shit kek i'm so uncultured i thought this guy was Lucky Blue Smith, i remember feeling sorry for that one because i saw some japanese tweets pointing out how weird he looks when he smile/laughs, but anyway this guy sounds immature so i don't really feel bad for what he decides to do with his face, cheeks look better on him anyway, he looks more recognizable that way

No. 369356

>>369156
The guy I'm seeing looks just like this nonnie… I'll be thinking about your hooos

No. 369358

>>365478
I love Scottish men. The accent is a major turn on as well even if I can’t always understand it.

No. 369368

>>365478
Late as fuck but I’m a McAvoy girl 100%. Would prefer him as he looked in Penelope or Atonement tho aka his prime. When he was in stuff in the 2000s that was really his peak and it was not surprising as a teen I had a big crush. Beautiful eyes and gorgeous complexion and a really lovely voice imo, plus he’s a good deal shorter than me and I think that’s neat for reasons related to being bossy and pushy with short men kek

No. 369371

>>369356
and I am very jealous nonnie kek

No. 369373

>>369351
I thought it was lucky too

No. 369392

File: 1703731433455.jpg (126.98 KB, 640x1027, jordan-barrett-in-2023-his-fac…)

>>369291
NOOOO.

No. 369400

>>368917
His chin looks like a vagina.

No. 369403

>>369400
It'd actually a urethra stamp from being smacked in the face with cock so many times

No. 369415

File: 1703737638516.jpg (50.98 KB, 694x658, 1000006666.jpg)

Fuckkk just realized the guy I posted was already shown in the thread…

No. 369417

File: 1703737782192.jpg (71.58 KB, 736x736, 1000006668.jpg)


No. 369422

>>369417
Nonnie thank you for posting him I love Louis Garrell so much, I wish he played in more movies though

No. 369424

File: 1703741899079.jpg (77.54 KB, 736x920, 2aac2d627e3cef309d86f647693942…)

I love musicians.

No. 369427

>>369281
Based as hell. Juraj Slafkovsky is a dreamy right winger. I hate the habs, but watch for him.

No. 369438

File: 1703752692283.gif (6.03 MB, 540x450, tumblr_a3003abdcab93e8165d2538…)

>>369422
Still hot in the Gerwig Little Women too

No. 369443

>>369281
Wow he's beautiful anon

No. 369444

File: 1703759847654.jpeg (60.57 KB, 400x630, IMG_3169.jpeg)


No. 369446

>>369444
terrible pic of him

No. 369448

>>369446
I like suits though

No. 369479

File: 1703771592911.jpg (29.58 KB, 329x489, 1000006674.jpg)


No. 369494


No. 369800

File: 1703874449672.jpg (136.02 KB, 924x788, 20231229_181735.jpg)


No. 369813

File: 1703884073051.jpeg (43.43 KB, 290x467, IMG_1576.jpeg)


No. 369821

>>369800
Stop posting this Frankenstein

No. 369825

File: 1703889532478.jpg (36.93 KB, 303x386, e62fa80abfd6972a310d69e12a929f…)


No. 369829

File: 1703890247973.gif (1.23 MB, 540x411, IMG_4184.gif)

>>369813
He was most handsome in Legend

No. 369838

File: 1703892500185.jpeg (131.62 KB, 2000x1333, IMG_3048.jpeg)

Some nonnas posted him here and holy shit I need to fuck him so badly

No. 369841

File: 1703893097426.gif (9.96 MB, 600x1067, tumblr_0350f6b9882fcfcd72e491e…)


No. 369852

File: 1703894919100.jpeg (40.09 KB, 750x725, IMG_9171.jpeg)

>>369838
me watching stargate:

No. 369855

>>369841
Ezra miller is better looking

No. 369856

>>369855
Both are ugly and overposted

No. 369874

>>369841
His mannerisms are of a dude who watches too much magical girl anime

No. 369880

>>369855
…Ok? Are you just upset your psycho is not allowed in this thread?

No. 369884

>>369821
Post your husbando too so we can also tell you to fuck off

No. 369888

>>369852
he’s so cute in that movie and he’s the best at being sweet but slightly awkward

No. 369916

File: 1703921416547.gif (3.81 MB, 540x400, ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converte…)


No. 369920

>>369841
He looks like gigachad quasimodo

No. 369924

File: 1703924230817.mp4 (251.42 KB, 480x484, BF6sY22x6HRc36t-.mp4)

>>369916
dont worry anon, us barryfags love him too…

No. 369925

>>369924
He ain't about it.

No. 369933

File: 1703927420788.gif (6.74 MB, 540x561, adwodiapwo-3-75ffe60eeb.gif)


No. 369935

>>369838
His wall hit is so painful to me, because he had such a nice face and cute hair

No. 369936

>>363203
AS you grow older, you start to find pretty faces less appealing and start to prefer more rugged men.

No. 369937

>>369936
Pfft maybe you do, I still don't.

No. 369938

>>369936
Speak for yourself thanks

No. 369939

>>369936
the pickme/walled roidpig mantra…

No. 369940

>>369936
this is a site for women only.

No. 369941

>>369936
Factually untrue. My grandma and little sister have the same prettyboy taste in guys

No. 369945

>>369936
shitty bait and even shittier cope

No. 369948

File: 1703938261275.jpg (36.96 KB, 500x500, 22bf4869ab5b33d431af5ad9558d0a…)

>>369936
Sure, Jan.

No. 369956

File: 1703948585800.gif (6.81 MB, 268x450, ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converte…)

>>369933
>>369924
thank you lovely nonnitas

No. 370246

>>366330
Who is this?

No. 370261

File: 1704073654207.jpg (5.49 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

My taste in men is stuck in 2014

No. 370271

>>367427
who dis?

No. 370273


No. 370274

>>370271
nonny do you not see the words in the post you quoted?

No. 370291

File: 1704089148212.jpg (43.84 KB, 735x805, 1000006744.jpg)


No. 370292

File: 1704089250312.jpg (121.13 KB, 736x669, 1000006745.jpg)


No. 370323

File: 1704115948480.jpeg (46.09 KB, 480x287, IMG_3407.jpeg)


No. 370329

File: 1704120463981.jpg (97.07 KB, 968x970, 4cd3ea78620b77ca74f3891287a2d0…)


No. 370388

File: 1704149007681.png (1.16 MB, 1200x1203, screen-shot-2022-09-12-at-8-08…)

>>367319
I don't disagree but you could've used a pic where they don't have dorito chins nonna kek

No. 370493

File: 1704177716831.gif (1.51 MB, 270x180, 1DB1DFE8-438A-4C7C-96A0-F4EDC1…)

started watching chinese dramas out of boredom because the korean ones were getting kinda dumb. lots of the actors and actresses are so fine. the ccp propaganda is working on me.

No. 370494

>>370493
i don't care who the ccp sends, i am NOT fucking a chinese man!! RAHHHHHHHHHH

No. 370497

File: 1704178642435.jpeg (1.65 MB, 3150x4096, D3FCDCDE-7355-43FB-94D5-DA9021…)

>>370494
lol i feel this way about all japanese men except my tired angel pic rel

No. 370498

>>370388
How do I hide this image?

No. 370517

>>370497
who's that? megaqt

No. 370527

>>370517
Haruma Miura (RIP)

No. 370529

>>370493
I love yangyang too. Got into chinese dramas a couple years ago and in 1.5 billion people there simply are a lot of super handsome ones to chose from lol

>>370497
Nooo, I always used to post him in mog threads, it feels unreal that it will be 4 years already… Last Cinderella is one of the best dramas ever

No. 370544

>>370497
Now I'm sad again.

No. 370648

>>369281
He looks like the whitest guy ever, hot though

No. 370759

File: 1704295369263.jpg (35.94 KB, 449x622, 51996284.jpg)

>>364853
>>364852
His son looked better and was saner.

No. 371277

File: 1704500784708.png (830.72 KB, 1197x719, IMG_3072.png)


No. 371282

>>370648
Maybe to Amerimutts

No. 371333

File: 1704511334539.jpeg (71.6 KB, 576x902, IMG_3075.jpeg)

The pain of getting a James Spader erotic movie but he’s just a step before hitting the wall. Still would in a heartbeat tho.

No. 371342

File: 1704513885246.jpg (241.95 KB, 1200x675, WOULD.jpg)

>>371333
This one's from Dream Lover with Madchen Amick, he's egregiously sexy here.

No. 371345

>>371342
I want him so much it’s not even funny anymore. Ironically when I saw him first in these threads I was not that impressed, then I found this still from Crash of him looking under the car and now he’s all I can think about.

No. 371355


No. 371699

>>371342
you think women being abused is "egregiously sexy"? That film has the most fucked up ending I've ever seen(derailing)

No. 371965

>>371333
>>371342
Trying not to spam him but I just listened to his voice for the first time and oh my god, it’s absolutely perfect as he is. I would fuck him in every position possible kek

No. 372202

File: 1704772049514.jpg (110.15 KB, 690x1035, 1000007003.jpg)


No. 372212

File: 1704774598775.jpg (107.47 KB, 1080x1346, Snapinsta.app_418047174_109400…)

i want the luffy guy

No. 372221

File: 1704777645161.jpeg (Spoiler Image,425.25 KB, 1101x923, IMG_3713.jpeg)

Does Tom Hardy have a micro penis?

No. 372222

File: 1704777680442.jpeg (Spoiler Image,436.18 KB, 725x545, IMG_3712.jpeg)


No. 372225

>>371965
Why don’t men speak with this cadence anymore smh

No. 372257


No. 372258

File: 1704802158774.jpg (11.85 KB, 499x332, Marlon-Brando-marlon-brando-32…)

Posting some Marlon Brando to cleanse the thread

No. 372259

File: 1704802205240.jpg (63.94 KB, 750x750, tumblr_ogqhnfWtVQ1urbmlbo1_128…)


No. 372260

File: 1704802299006.jpg (74.86 KB, 640x457, brando48.jpg)


No. 372325

I was considering posting him in the other thread, cause I'm embaressed to be attracted to him cause he's a bit of a memelord. But I'd have felt silly posting a conventionally looking guy in the same thread anons post Jimmy Savile just cause his humor is juvenile sometimes. I don't know italian and I suspect the langague barrier is protecting me from several obnoxious fanboys too, but he's hot so what can you do?

No. 372327

>>372325
doublepost to post another video cause relevant to the thread I guess

No. 372334

File: 1704838621970.jpg (41.51 KB, 563x547, d541792e943330fdcf6808f5a7b9a9…)


No. 372350

>>372325
>>372327
Why not just post a screenshot of him?

No. 372362

File: 1704844766129.jpg (120.1 KB, 720x1004, 20240109_205911.jpg)

>>372350
Cause screenshots always end up looking awkward and I didnt want to get bullied for posting an "uggo". I also wasn't remembering his ig, but even there he looks retarded in most of his pics and it makes me feel bad for liking retarded men.

No. 372402

>>372325
>>372327
>>372362
Cute barrel chested Italian boy. Discovered him through his croissant video but it wasn't until deep diving into his other videos that his spell was cast on me.

No. 372423

>>372221
It’s small. Also he’s a gross degenerate bifag.

No. 372427

File: 1704895306818.jpg (41.06 KB, 1100x470, tom-hardy-back.jpg)

>>372221
not micro but small yes, grossed me out as someone who used to be extremely attracted to him, what a waste of a body

No. 372431

>>372423
He spent youth life as a slutty twink. Make that of what you will Hardy girls

No. 372518

>>372423
>>372427
nah, he's probably a grower

No. 373038

File: 1705093991312.jpeg (64.69 KB, 400x400, 7CAB2AB6-0C28-4BC0-B48A-4A3ED3…)

Andrew WK reminds me of a big sexy caveman or something I like beastly handsome dudes

No. 373039

File: 1705094052976.jpeg (61.08 KB, 1280x720, C64779DF-D496-4C18-B67A-6FCAB3…)

Hiroyuki Sanada

No. 373042

File: 1705094312679.png (368.07 KB, 500x364, FFE5B308-35B5-4D47-86AC-CFBA86…)

>>373039
I like wire rims. My bb

No. 373045

File: 1705094484843.jpeg (18.16 KB, 261x258, 34C48EAF-DAF6-40D6-B883-1D759E…)


No. 373047

>>373041
>He might be considered unconventional but I feel as though he doth not belong in the thread full of ugly scrawny nerds.
He does with that face, yeesh.

No. 373048

>>373047
Yeah he’s kind of a butterface mb

No. 373158

I love james spader in all forms, that's how you know I'm a loyal bitch

No. 373164

>>373158
Stop shilling that turtle with double barrel shotgun nostrils

No. 373167

File: 1705143365481.jpeg (76.76 KB, 636x471, IMG_3100.jpeg)

>>373158
The wall was not kind to him but in his prime he was 10/10, pure perfection. yes I do have a whole folder of pics of him

>>373164
Nta but never

No. 373168

>>373158
>>373167
I’ve found my people

No. 373171

File: 1705146532307.jpeg (58.65 KB, 640x480, IMG_3923.jpeg)

I’m so troubled by my attraction to him, it makes me deeply uncomfortable. He seems to be a literal sociopath

No. 373172

File: 1705146634091.jpeg (604.69 KB, 1170x1162, IMG_3919.jpeg)

>>373171
Does t this look like a sociopath yelling

No. 373179

>>373038
This is who I imagine Julian Casablancas looks like to people who find him attractive.

No. 373182

>>373038
Agree so fucking hard beastly handsome is a perfect way to describe my taste as well. Man who seems like he could be an actual werewolf vibes. Thank you if you’re the nonna who went wild posting him kek

No. 373610

This guy I met online who is absolutely fucking gorgeous. The man looks like a chad but he acts like a regular guy that doesn’t even think he’s good looking. Plus, he’s in the military so whenever I see a picture of him I’m drooling. Guys were literally meant for uniforms, being sexy and potentially dying. I had a dream I fucked him last night and it was amazing. It’s weird bc my type is usually scrawny long haired creatures, is this my ovaries screaming out for testosterone?

No. 373623

>>373167
He looks like me and I hate it

No. 373634

File: 1705332892705.jpeg (1.38 MB, 3276x3276, FA36949E-B9A5-4508-A24C-212815…)

There’s this tiktok moid (kinghippo23) that has been making these begging/pleading tiktoks to some trending song, and I don’t know what it is about this objectively mid man that gets to me but something about his videos really does it for me.

No. 374108

File: 1705516702809.jpeg (19.98 KB, 252x200, C656865A-4EB8-4005-AB86-8BCC4C…)

Boo-boo my qt

No. 374109

File: 1705517081297.jpeg (12.96 KB, 201x251, 514E1D86-474C-47B9-B3E6-27AD30…)

>>373623
I also look like him

No. 374198

>>373623
god, can u marry me?

No. 374259

File: 1705567679889.jpg (129.52 KB, 736x981, 16c381f9096defbcbe14394d090ef9…)


No. 374268

>>374259
Looks like Kristen Stewert

No. 374270

>>374268
Well I can't unsee that now

No. 374477

File: 1705695326987.jpg (90.11 KB, 578x800, 41336e9bb55a82bcf7c592ea966e48…)


No. 374478

File: 1705696298093.jpg (42.45 KB, 640x828, 640full-dolph-lundgren.jpg)

>>374477
Based, a peak male perfection, so conventional he almost looks grotesque. He recently supported Amber Heard, his only flaw is the fact that he's married to a woman 40 years younger than him.

No. 374479

File: 1705696579270.jpg (23.16 KB, 425x517, ff014d58bd2694f81c40da874fdbe2…)

>>374478
>supported Amber Herd
Oh wow, do you have a source for this? I'd like to see it. I love the way he looks in his 20s so much. I wish he didn't get so juiced up. He was beautiful with less or none juice at all.

No. 374483

File: 1705697400843.png (98.32 KB, 810x528, Zrzut ekranu 2024-01-19 214752…)

>>374479
He basically said that Momoa is an idiot who got scared of backlash and publicly confirmed her words that she got cut out of Aquaman (which DCU tried to spin as 'lack of chemistry'). He also praised working with her before, in the midst of the trial. Based 200 IQ gigachad making incels worldwide seethe.

No. 374488

>>374483
Fr I can't believe he's real. Hot, strong, tall, smart (has a phd or something), genuinely nice guy. Only flaw is the marrying a woman too young. They should clone him in different flavors so every woman can get her own Dolph Lundgren.

No. 374493

File: 1705701022315.png (31.44 KB, 636x218, Zrzut ekranu 2024-01-19 225130…)

>>374488
Another fun fact is that he bullied Tarantino on set kek.

No. 374494

File: 1705701349402.jpg (100.62 KB, 684x384, tamino_wide-75173609afaa755358…)

>>369424
based nonnie, he's the most gorgeous man ive seen in my life i need to sit on that beak

No. 374498

>>369444
Asian looking Jewboys are my biggest kink.

No. 374499

>>374479
Great body, fugly block of cheese face. But he’s based.

No. 374500

File: 1705702931868.gif (856.87 KB, 550x211, tumblr_mg0iywnkMK1rs25p4o1_128…)


No. 374502


No. 374505

>>374499
Lmao I think he looks pretty af in that picture but to each their own. I just prefer the defined features look and how plum and red his lips look and his messy hair. He's like a real life Reiner Braun.

No. 374506

File: 1705703458152.png (1.28 MB, 1440x1080, C684AFEF-7D3C-4C73-91AE-BFBF0D…)

Why did God put me in a country with no cute Jewboys let alone those sexy exotical kinda hapa looking ones with strong khazar admixture.

No. 374534

>>374506
Post a pic of what your semitic ideal is

No. 374550

File: 1705712846544.jpeg (86.75 KB, 640x960, 8FDCEBD7-4EDD-4EA2-A6BD-40FB2F…)


No. 374559

File: 1705717971030.jpg (Spoiler Image,102.81 KB, 675x900, ELOJ-5PWkAEf4VC.jpg)

>>374534(this thread is for attractive men, please see your optician)

No. 374563

>>374559
holy fucking shit this guy looks like a megaschizo british moid i hate sorry i got jumpscared
>Attractive Men You Want To Fuck Thread
Wait what the fuck is he doing here, i thought it was the unconventional thread

No. 374567

File: 1705719968228.jpg (23.95 KB, 640x480, sananda.jpg)

>>374559
pls delet

No. 374575

File: 1705723126315.jpeg (12.35 KB, 275x183, 02AE4433-3A46-49E2-B5EC-4BA401…)

>>374559
Ew is that Sam Hyde

No. 374581

>>374559
I hate this faggot kek pls be trolling

No. 374583

>>369424
>>374494
Isn't this just Timothee Chalamet?

No. 374604

File: 1705733210039.jpg (77.98 KB, 1280x720, james.jpg)

>>371965
>>371342
>>371333
>>373167
I always thought he was super hot in his younger days (and even in the boston legal/secretary era where age started hitting him) but a few years ago I was going off of antidepressants cold turkey and I started getting extremely horny and binge watched all of his old movies, I started to get legitimately depressed that I couldn't be with him lmao. anyways here's a picture

No. 374617

>>374550
real nonnie, beautiful figure, (sometimes) cute face, gorgeous costumes, he'd been putting in the work to redeem his country's men

No. 374625

File: 1705746965535.gif (1.8 MB, 500x250, james_spader.gif)

>>374604
> I started to get legitimately depressed that I couldn't be with him lmao
I feel bad after reading this

No. 374630

>>374534
That wasn’t me. My ideal Khazarian Semitic moids are Mr Smithy, Ezra Miller and JGL.

No. 374650

>>374630
I guessed. Adam doesn't remotely look hapa

No. 374714

File: 1705789953866.gif (4.22 MB, 540x350, IMG_3099.gif)

>>374559
Kek

>>374583
Please don’t insult Tamino like that, at least he has a nice jaw and doesn’t look like a rat.

>>374604
Always happy to open this thread and see James Spader. He’s the only celeb man that I carnally desire and fantasize about fucking tbh.

No. 374719

>>374714
What’s this from? He looks very chewable.

No. 374723

File: 1705793013737.gif (7.67 MB, 500x350, IMG_3196.gif)

>>374719
Tuff Turf, nonna. He was 25 here.

No. 374728

File: 1705794197953.gif (1.92 MB, 540x400, slocg.gif)

I dont know nonnies i think in reality hes pretty mid but something about guys with this exact look gets me(nerd thread is that way -->)

No. 374749

>>374728
>this exact look
commonplace nerd?

No. 374750

File: 1705804586600.jpg (58.38 KB, 884x1000, f0c95f19960bdb7ce1fadd9b265b81…)

>>374625
don't feel bad anon, I started feeling normal again after the withdrawals went away. but yeah young james was superior, too bad we don't have heart throbs like him anymore

No. 374756

>>374750
It’s like he knows he’s sexy and how to use it, but while he’s a bit arrogant and smug he doesn’t have his head up his ass and easily went for erotic and romance movies. They don’t make scrotes like this anymore.

No. 374803

File: 1705828973627.jpeg (230.81 KB, 793x640, 98233BEE-AF75-44F7-8E57-F884EA…)

I know a guy who looks exactly like him and i wish I could fuck him

No. 374841

>>374749
yes, exactly. the "nerd look" is hot and i will die on that hill. especially if theyre scrawny.

No. 374847

>>374841
not to mini mod but can you post your nerdy men in the nerdy crushes thread?

No. 374862

File: 1705856171123.jpg (52.9 KB, 1200x853, Xabi-Alonso[1].jpg)

>>374499
That's just a bad angle :P(emoji)

No. 374906

File: 1705865305672.jpg (897.8 KB, 3500x2280, CaryElwes.jpg)

>>363202
That's because they don't make movies like that anymore. It's strange that in his prime he almost exclusively was in erotic films. He was essentially a soft porn actor.
He's actually very short, you would not find him nearly as attractive in person. Cary Elwes is a better version of Spader and his looks would have held up off screen too

No. 374915

>>374906
As you wish

No. 374917

File: 1705867270306.jpg (29.87 KB, 736x406, 8ab4ae7c022417feb6975f79cb56fd…)

>>374906
>that's because they don't make movies like that anymore
Yeah it's true, but I also feel like zoomers prefer the kind of 'shy and kind of oblivious to his good looks' kind of heartthrob. Elordi gives off this vibe. Boring. Also Spader is 5'10, not the best height but almost 15 cm taller than me, it's fine.
I recognize him from The Crush and I just realized he was in Saw, I would've never guessed (he looks totally different in both of these). Never liked him in the former bc I don't like men with full lips (he looks cute in the picrel tho), he was fine in Saw.

No. 374918

>>365478
ugly ugly ugly ugly
sexo ugly sexo sexo
ugly ugly ugly ugly
only if he wears the mask ugly ugly ugly

No. 374933

File: 1705872732372.gif (8.26 MB, 540x540, JSpader.gif)

>>374906
> Cary Elwes is a better version of Spader
Not to disrespect Cary, who looked absolutely beautiful in Princess Bride and Another Country (he is also the supreme 2D childhood crush Garret the hermit) AND who has aged a lot better, but I think Spader was way hotter.

No. 374934

File: 1705872784656.gif (9.56 MB, 540x405, Spader_SLV.gif)

I'll stop for now

No. 374942

>>374934
Kek, this thread is like three people spamming him now (and I'm one of them). Love you nonnas. We need a containment thread, I have a bunch of pics and gifs of him saved (both sfw and nsfw). and i finally got my revenge on ezrafags kek

No. 374946

>>363202
he's 5'9". If you saw him getting dwarfed by other men irl, you wouldn't find him as attractive. He isn't someone like Cruise who can make his manletism work for him.
>but I also feel like zoomers prefer the kind of 'shy and kind of oblivious to his good looks' kind of heartthrob. Elordi gives off this vibe.
Elordi is an obvious sub, that is the vibe you are picking up. He is not remotely lacking in confidence or unaware of how attractive he is, however. In fact, I am confident that Elordi thinks that he is better looking than he actually is
>>374933
>but I think Spader was way hotter.
Yes but there is something distinctly unsettling about Spader. Also Spader has a gym body, very nineties, as opposed to Elwes' more natural looking physique

No. 374949

File: 1705875450202.gif (1.5 MB, 300x227, tumblr_numonevjMM1soqif2o3_400…)

>>374942
I'd love a containment thread for Spader

No. 374951

>>374946
>He is not remotely lacking in confidence or unaware of how attractive he is
No doubt about it, but I think that's how he plays it up in interviews.

No. 374964

File: 1705879245012.jpeg (67.84 KB, 559x768, tasty.jpeg)

>>374750
>>374933
>>374934
>>374942
>>374949
fuck all of you for reminding me how hot james spader used to be. i was just talking on the phone while scrolling the board and i literally had to end my phone call to think about htis and it has completely derailed my focus for the rest of the day

No. 374977

File: 1705883066563.jpeg (52.17 KB, 472x640, IMG_2269.jpeg)

Modern western television is unwatchable with the aged, ill, dystotic creatures they peddle as attractive. No doubt poor lifestyle and worsening environmental exposures will make men more sexless, porky, and deformed in the decades to come. Chinese dramas are safe for now at least.

No. 374984

>>374977
I also enjoy watching kdramas simply for how clean and nice and aesthetic and attractive everything is. I also like the fact they put blurring/softening filters on everyones faces. I’m really tired of seeing some ugly moids wrinkles and pores and nose hairs up close, or a graphic weird out of nowhere sex scene with an actress who is clearly uncomfortable aka every western show atm.

No. 374987

>>374964
Yes please can you make a containment thread for him. Sorry but he’s so ugly outside of very specific angles, eras and pics.

No. 374989

>>374977
East Asian countries have the right idea. They at least try to cast pretty/handsome men as actors instead of pushing dudes that look identical to every other 20 something moid as a beautiful face women should love. I really wish Hollywood would take note from them. I'm so sick of being told men like Jeremy What's his name White and Timothee Chalamet are hot and I'm meant to like watching them

No. 375004

>>374946
not part of this discussion but 5'9 is average for males in burgerland, he's american right?

No. 375056

>>375004
short is short. Moids always hide behind the whole, "I'm not short, I'm average" line.

No. 375076

File: 1705936120529.jpg (634.21 KB, 1079x1166, Screenshot_20240122-150754.jpg)

This guy is what people who think Adam Driver is hot see in their mind's eye

No. 375089

>>374989
Hollywood gaslights us by marketing mid balding old moids as hot. They’re trying to make sure women don’t raise their standards and keep worshipping old ugly men.

No. 375090

>>374946
5ft8-6ft1 is when scrotes are the best looking imo. Men under 5ft7 and over 6ft2 start having really weird faces and proportions.

Also something about Jacob Elordi is creepy and industry plant-y. All the weird shit like posing like Bella Hadid at the vending machine, doing weird coquette bait shit, half assedly calling himself a babygirl on SNL etc when it’s not even funny or cute and gives off agp vibes. He seems like one of those weirdos who are really lazy and infantilizes himself simply so women clean up all his messes and don’t hold him responsible for anything. Something creepy as fuck about that dude tbh.

>>375076
He’s actually good looking lol

No. 375099

>>375076
I really like this hairstyle, it looks equally elegant both on men and women.

No. 375118

>>375090
Jacob Elordi looks like a damn bird, I wish it were against the rules to post him ITT

No. 375237

File: 1705983659036.jpg (576.19 KB, 1229x1536, 1000007271.jpg)


No. 375244

>>375237
I'm so conflicted by him. In some pictures he's gorgeous and in some he's so strange looking.

No. 375326

>>375237
Love to see this guy on these threads. Good taste anon.

No. 375338

>>375237
absolutely in love with his big nose

No. 375350

>>375237
who is?

No. 375434

File: 1706102448816.jpeg (66.09 KB, 1000x624, 082D0C43-6761-4E38-BEE9-32FCED…)

I don’t usually like blond moids but I’d make an exception for him. He looked most attractive as a teen/early twenty something, he looks kinda gross now. Low-key turned on by the fact he’s such an abusive asshole irl, sorry.

No. 375436

File: 1706102675751.jpeg (116.08 KB, 735x1054, C82FDB0E-5C49-4D6D-8325-8E9120…)

Millenial nonas will know we only watched Stormbreaker for him kek.

No. 375438

>>375434
>spoiler
..anon

No. 375439

File: 1706106028013.jpeg (133.02 KB, 1296x730, E3066A38-7A9B-4E92-B662-76C4AC…)

Not usually into Indian men but he’s handsome.

No. 375440

>>375438
Yes I’m severely mentally ill

No. 375441

>>375439
Is that the guy from Victorious? He's Indian?

No. 375446

>>375441
Nta but technically half indian (other half is white). Yeah same guy.

No. 375457

>>375350
ntayrt but louis garrel

No. 375513

>>374906
>>374917
meh
looks like austin butler

No. 375517

File: 1706148769157.jpg (62.05 KB, 736x898, 1000007433.jpg)

>>375350
>>375350
French actor Louis garrel.

No. 375662

File: 1706224077855.gif (5.15 MB, 268x360, gonnaloseit.gif)


No. 375665

>>375662
He is so fucking hot i am FUMING that he isn't being given major roles and being given calvin klein campaigns.

No. 375667

>>375517
Nice nose

No. 375884

File: 1706325235964.jpg (176.09 KB, 1200x1202, gettyimages-1222285311-new-167…)

only moid who looks good with a full beard imo

No. 376115

File: 1706450837327.jpg (42.03 KB, 563x441, 7043dd1ea5828c9733289b1d31a43a…)

I'm weeping

No. 376176

File: 1706478934652.jpg (63.49 KB, 512x640, 25d42183be905e3fa2a04ef820fb41…)


No. 376223

File: 1706500991589.jpg (43.57 KB, 453x566, 3371de54348b8d45c6f01c4a075981…)

Sawyer from lost

No. 376285

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No. 376290

File: 1706545704589.jpeg (69.36 KB, 400x600, IMG_4312.jpeg)


No. 376293

File: 1706546155220.jpg (37.36 KB, 563x564, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)

>>376176
Fellow Zurzolo enjoyer.
Sidenote, I never understood the appeal of Liam Gallagher till I saw Zurzolo.

No. 376297

File: 1706546838130.jpeg (127.46 KB, 828x1026, IMG_4313.jpeg)


No. 376299

File: 1706547134313.jpeg (137.59 KB, 960x827, IMG_4314.jpeg)

>>376297
James Franco reading

No. 376312


No. 376321

File: 1706556195619.jpg (59.97 KB, 736x920, 595325891d2f5d39dfbd78d648c865…)


No. 376370

File: 1706578574842.jpg (44.1 KB, 433x725, 1000007619.jpg)


No. 376401

>>376321
he always looks like he's tired of the photographer. guess that's part of the appeal

No. 376408

>>376401
I thought they were supposed to be bedroom eyes.

No. 376423

File: 1706607701157.gif (4.32 MB, 540x320, johnny-hooker-robert-redford.g…)

watching the sting right now and man, robert redford really was a cutie.

No. 376424

File: 1706607926478.jpeg (72.65 KB, 439x582, IMG_1581.jpeg)


No. 376425

File: 1706607960784.gif (5 MB, 540x400, tumblr_6d91299787788da34d6cd3e…)


No. 376449

>>375662
this happened in Victorious? damn that show was wild

No. 376469

>>376408
he looks judgemental

No. 376487

File: 1706644601123.gif (9.14 MB, 500x420, redford.gif)

>>376423

extremely based nona. he was also such a qt in all the presidents men

No. 376559

>>369187
Any of the ones of him out of costume are enough to lock me out of focus for the day, he's so gorgeous

That one however is making an itch in my throat only a shotgun can cure

No. 376566

>>376401
>>376408
>>376469
I thought he was developmentally delayed kek, like I unironically thought he had some sort of mental disorder. The Sydney Sweeney effect.

No. 376590

>>376566
He's more attractive than Sydney Sweeney. Sydney looks like an inbred cheerleader from a small town. Nobody would notice her if not for big boobs and blonde hair. This guy is actually handsome with a nice facial structure, he just has sleepy eyes

No. 376650


No. 376655

File: 1706724041391.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1170x1463, IMG_4003.jpeg)

young sean strickland kek

No. 376676

>>376655
I love his face but I hate the rest of his head

No. 376690

File: 1706744111160.jpeg (60.17 KB, 640x640, IMG_4321.jpeg)


No. 376705

File: 1706752191081.jpg (33.75 KB, 471x475, 68727769_2356582224431940_8005…)

>>376590
He looks like a neanderthal in some photos. Still looks good but he borders on unconventional sometimes.

Pic unrelated ofc, I just wanted to post Kaneshiro

No. 376708


No. 376716

>>376705
Love him so much, I need his kids :((emoji)

No. 376717

>>376566
>farmers try not to bitch about successful women with big boobs or blonde hair challenge (bait)

No. 376742

>>376566
Maybe that is the appeal for me, very non-threatening

No. 376768

>>376742
I like him but he looks vaguely threatening, even more so retarded

No. 376786

File: 1706810031458.jpeg (44.32 KB, 519x566, 2BD51439-B124-4875-BF0E-D1A852…)

>>376655
If he wasn’t a seething misogynist I’d be all over him. The wall comes for all sexist men

No. 376867

File: 1706846937993.jpeg (405.74 KB, 828x701, IMG_0256.jpeg)

I don’t consume his content at all and know nothing about him but holy fuck he’s probably the finest man I have ever seen

No. 376872

>>376867
He’s very attractive, I always had to make a conscious effort to not watch his videos so I don’t get addicted to watching dumb video game shit just for a nice face. Looking at this picture though has made me abruptly realize how similar he looks to my female celebrity crush. Jfc I really have just one specific type, and it’s so damn rare… fml

No. 376873

>>376872
who is your female celebrity crush?

No. 376888

File: 1706852772813.jpg (43.29 KB, 735x737, 440438447539457d9be32bf7ca199d…)


No. 376906

>>376867
Can you not post pics of my bf on an anonymous imageboard? Its really disrespectful to our relationship

No. 376951

File: 1706893313418.jpg (199.67 KB, 1080x1350, 419057609_293967673665789_6726…)

>>376566
I love my dumb thug

No. 376955

>>376867
>>376888
I really don't see it. Even his body isn't that attractive even though it should be because he's reasonably fit, right? I can't point out what it is

No. 376956

>>376906
tell him to stop being such a whore then

No. 376971

>>376955
big head, high body fat percentage

No. 376972

File: 1706905029264.jpg (118.43 KB, 1080x1347, behindtheblinds_1706897584900.…)

i thought this was timothee chalamet

No. 376974

>>376971
that’s why he’s sexy. big muscular men who don’t look veiny and starving a la rugby players are my weakness
>>376972
kek iñaki is much cuter than timothee

No. 376977


No. 377021

>>376974
yeah, muscles with some softness are A+++. a muscular physique that's also extremely defined and "hard" and dehydrated and eating an extremely strict diet isn't attractive
i dislike cuddling and shit like that but marki looks so snuggly and cute and i would lay in bed with him all day fucking and spooning

No. 377074

>>376971
Yeah I think you're right.

No. 377119

>>376972
Not even close nonee

No. 377149

File: 1706987205953.png (713.58 KB, 602x597, sanada.png)


No. 377163

File: 1706991902821.jpg (35.1 KB, 683x504, SnapCrab_NoName_2020-3-6_0-38-…)


No. 377632

File: 1707177333753.mp4 (1.15 MB, 576x576, 5b1d031644c5c3a062b8b997bc47aa…)

hes so attractive to me and my tiktok is filled with edits of him kek

No. 377660

File: 1707184620904.jpg (281.85 KB, 814x1078, Screenshot_20240206_035846_Goo…)

Meow

No. 377710

>>377660
And then he stops pouting his upper lip over his lower lip to make it look like he has one and he looks like a completely diff person.

No. 377759

File: 1707237994655.jpg (103.33 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)

Never been into kpop guys before but this one is gorgeous(kpop)

No. 377834

>>377759
Is that felix?

No. 377836

>>377759
Who is that? I love men who look feminine.

No. 377850

>>377836
felix from stray kids

No. 377897

File: 1707300442160.jpg (125.09 KB, 617x800, STUART 3.jpg)

The only Beatle I care about

No. 377901

File: 1707301979680.jpeg (111 KB, 980x653, IMG_3351.jpeg)

>>377897
He was so pretty, what was such a cute man doing among these uggos.

No. 377912

>>377850
His ffs is so jarring and disproportionate to his neck it looks like a head transplant

No. 377913

>>377850
i know this man's government name aint felix

No. 377930

>>377913
it is kek he’s australian

No. 378088

>>377759
Kek really mods? I didnt post him bc I'm uwu ugu omg kpop sperging, its cause he is attractive. Are asians guys forbidden from this thread?

No. 378122

>>377759
>>378088
kek case 1284728743 of farmhands handing out bans for retarded reasons like a fatass cop trying to meet his parking ticket quota. don’t worry, farmhands, I’ll do the job for you:
take it to /meta/

No. 378124

>>377660
Ethel cain?

No. 378125

>>377913
This made me burst out laughing and I told mt mum and she laughed too. Thank you nonny

No. 378130

>>378088
Once I got redtexted for posting a pic of yuta from NCT before chin filler. didn't even mention his group or his name, but it was K-pop sperging?

No. 378139

>>378130
>>378088
Once, a long time ago, under a different administration, I got a ban for posting Choi Jung-hoon wearing a silly hat, his band is technically not kpop I'll never forgive the farmhands.

No. 378140

>>378139
I’m starting to think the ‘one of the farmhands is a man’ rumors are true. Only jealous haggot moids get this triggered by pretty Korean boys tbh.

No. 378156

>>378140
kpoop should not be allowed period. you have every other site to post your wax figures.

No. 378190

>>378122
>>378130
Got a redtext for supporting someone making trans jokes. Christ this sites got some trigger happy mods.

No. 378192

>>378156
Moid haggot detected

No. 378194

>>378190
Yeah not surprising since one of the mods is very obviously a tranny

No. 378608

File: 1707671482976.jpg (41.61 KB, 550x550, kball.jpg)

>>378088
Of course not

No. 378613

I have no idea who this guy is, but his voice kills me kek

No. 378614

>>376370
What's going on with his left cheek? hot though

No. 378629

>>378608
I NEED to slurp him

No. 378647

File: 1707688142146.gif (993.23 KB, 500x380, zyzz.gif)

Maybe controversial and I'm not usually into roidpigs but he has me 'mirin…

No. 378649

>>378647
I kinda get it nona. Grandiose narcissists tend to be highly attractive.

No. 378651

>>378647
Ewwwwwww

No. 378653

>>378647
Yup. Would.

No. 378657

File: 1707690272148.jpeg (61.81 KB, 510x500, 5AC0E897-242E-411B-BB83-F33A2B…)

need Asian DILF bf

No. 378658

File: 1707690390275.jpeg (220.94 KB, 1242x1401, 7BC7003C-9509-4CFD-B43D-B8A415…)

hold me daddy

No. 378660

>>378647
He’s responsible for a whole generation of misogynists. I hate him.

No. 378663

File: 1707692391528.png (1.82 MB, 1414x922, 1681536286882.png)

>>376566
>>376590
That's not a male Sydney Sweeney. This is.

No. 378669

>>378663
Why post a moid who is so overtly gay? We wouldn’t have a chance with him, youre just baiting the fujos at this point

No. 378672

>>378657
He looks fucking 19 how is this a DILF. Are you underage or something?

No. 378684

>>378672
Nona he’s 47…

No. 378772

>>378663
i'm seeing it tbh, droopy eyes, moderate lips, upper lip so upturned it will always expose the upper teeth, pale.

No. 378776

>>378663
the guys insta acc name is @pomogisebe btw

No. 378824

>>378672
he looks his age

No. 378988

>>378824
Nta but i almost couldn't believe it either, i've never seen a 47 year old man look that fit and healthy kek

No. 379212

I want to have a secret relationship with this kid, he look like an angel sorry, also in my country sexual majority is at 16yo so fuck off(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 379220

>>379212
He looks kinda like Thurston Moore

No. 379273

>>379212
Wtf….

No. 379274

Nonners I’ve just stumbled across the most beautiful guy I’ve seen in my life purely by accident from a looking for band members website…. He literally looks like an angel and he’s Russian, no wonder he’s so beautiful. I wish I could post one of his youtube vids here bc he’s so beautiful and weird and freaky and I know u would all agree but I feel weird doing that…

No. 379289

>>379274
Nona you can't do this to us… Please share

No. 379293

>>379274
why can you not share?

No. 379301

File: 1707956706569.jpeg (77.8 KB, 592x598, 7224B803-E9DC-4A5A-9FF7-CD932C…)

>>379274
Do it ! Or I give you diarrhea telekinetically.

No. 379369

>>379274
i don't believe you

No. 379996

File: 1708139344408.jpg (2.5 KB, 150x113, Blondie.jpg)

>>379274
Here, nonnichka, i share with you a pic of a russian guy who i think is really pretty. I found him on some lame ancient forum. Maybe it'll give you some courage. Pls share your angel.

No. 380061

>>379996
This is not conventionally attractive

No. 380433

File: 1708343699383.jpg (192.99 KB, 990x743, stoneface04.jpg)

>>379274
>he’s Russian
>no wonder he’s so beautiful
LMAOOOOOOOO

No. 380438

>>380433
ikr, i kek so hard at any retard over the internet or real life that succumbs to this exoticism brainrot, like, do you really think men that drink like dogs and smoke like chimneys are without a beer gut and receding hairline?

No. 380444


No. 380535

File: 1708401265328.jpeg (80.15 KB, 457x814, IMG_2283.jpeg)

>>380433
spoiler shit like that

No. 380689

File: 1708475056414.jpg (35.56 KB, 625x478, toshiro.jpg)

toshiro mifune was so fine

No. 380704

>>380433
? idk anons but this guys is cute to me

No. 380709

>>380704
stop it kek

No. 380720

>>380704
do you also think shrek is cute

No. 380732

>>380433
>>380438
Not to mention Russian men are literal pieces of shit who are all abusive and hate women

No. 380738

>>380732
this is blatant racism. I did a year exchange there and I've made some lifetime friends there of both genders. I'm sick of americans and westerners always claiming this racist shit on russians. And yes, there are attractive and unattractive men there, like in EVERY country.

No. 380739

>>380732
do you think this about black men too?

No. 380741

>>380738
>>380739
Why are you two thinking Russian is a race? I'm nta or even defending them, but nationality is not a race.

No. 380749

>>380741
sage your shit anon. And you can be racist against a nationality.

No. 380751

>>380738
>>380749
where's this energy whenever french, german, british, etc men are mocked?
>I'm sick of americans and westerners always claiming this racist shit on russians
but some of the criticism comes from russian nonas who are born there themselves

No. 380753

>>380751
yeah you can totally believe those are definitely russians. There are heaps of westerners posing as slavs in order to badmouth the culture. But look believe what you want, all I know is as an american I had the same prejudices when I went there and everything changed for me once I spent a year there. The men were polite and just… normal. I actually thought english men were ruder when I spent time there as well. Its all case by case but the blanket term of "all russian men suck" is completely not what I experienced. And I'm an american ffs.

No. 380754

>>380753
*when I spent time in england

No. 380755

>>380433
Even if your making a point, I hate that this pic is taking up precious post numbers

No. 380756

>>380753
>I actually thought english men were ruder
but isn't that also "racist" by your logic? again why is it only "racism" for russian scrotes but not other nationalities?

No. 380758

>>380756
I didn't say 'abusive and violent' though I just said ruder, I don't think english men are abusive.

No. 380763

>>380753
I’m a Russian woman and I’m telling you, Russian men are absolute trash. I know you sheltered American coquettes keep harping on about how much you want a balaclava-clad Ivan who wrestles bears and turns you into a tradwife, but I’m telling you now that Russian men are nothing like you imagine they are. There’s a reason all of us prefer to marry foreign men if we can and escape that shithole. Russia and Ukraine are hell for women.

No. 380764

>>380763
>balaclava-clad Ivan
This whole post smells of western writing

No. 380765

>>380738
Russians aren’t a race you idiot, it’s a nationality. Russia has multiple different races ranging from albino looking paper white blond moids to dark brown churka moids, and the thing they all have in common is they’re misogynistic trash who abuse women.

No. 380769

>>380753
>the men were polite and just… normal.
Blah blah blah. Yeah the men act polite. They’ll help women with their shopping bags and hold their purse while walking. But in private they’re all abusive and violent psychopaths and cheat too. You don’t understand Russian face culture at all. There’s a reason Russia and Ukraine have the same domestic violence and femicide rates as literal third world shitholes, and beating your wife or gf isn’t even considered a crime there as it’s so commonplace and normalized.

No. 380770

>>380763
plus the domestic abuse rates are super high compared to other countries and the laws there are lenient on it

No. 380772

File: 1708496812951.jpeg (56.45 KB, 500x534, 65D1803F-38D1-4F3E-9EC0-CEE634…)

>>380751
We roast British and other moids on here constantly kek lurk harder newfag. Maybe when British German and French femicide rates reach Eastern Europe levels we will roast them for that too.

No. 380773

>>380772
Most criminals in Baltic countries are Russian male migrants.

No. 380774

>>380772
duh i know that, i think you misunderstood my post. i'm asking why the anon crying racism doesn't also complain when we mock every other nationality

No. 380776

>>380765
>>380769
>>380770
>>380772
I wholeheartedly disagree. But I also believe abusive moids exist in every country.
Stay russophobic, I don't care I had a great experience there woth strangers and have made lifelong friends who are of both genders and have completely normal families. I have nothing more to say,I know the truth.

No. 380778

>>380776
Take the Russian sausage out of your mouth, sis. Russian moids are trash and Russian women can attest to this. They’re probably using you for a greencard anyway.(derailing)

No. 380779

>>380776
>I know the truth
Yet you purposely ignore abuse statistics due to your own personal anecdotes.

No. 380780

File: 1708497514203.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1620x1844, 2EAA50C5-131E-4EE4-B09A-49A1DE…)

Imagine whiteknighting a country where domestic battery is decriminalized.

>In 2018, the government statistics agency recorded a total of 8,300 Russian women killed. That works out at 22 a day. Contrast that with the UK rate of one woman murdered every three days.

No. 380781

Russophiles are the biggest delulus, they cannot be helped. They’re just like those hybristophiliac weirdos. Even if you show them evidence that Russian men are objectively terrible, they’ll just get horny and whiteknight them harder because they’re masochists with a kink for savages.

No. 380831

>>380776
> russophobic
You know nothing.

No. 380833

File: 1708526589436.jpeg (660.02 KB, 1170x1672, IMG_4455.jpeg)

>>380776
What do you have to say about this >>380780 tard-ette(baiting)

No. 380836

File: 1708527824627.gif (1.32 MB, 245x286, D717DED5-E4D3-42D1-8DF4-5E2F39…)


No. 380851

>>380833
You guys always itching to post blackpill shit in unrelated threads jfc fuck off back to ot or 2X

No. 380867

>>380738
>>380753
Russian moids are the ugliest men in the world.

No. 381007

>>380753
why do you whiteknight this hard for men that don't care about you? these men, no matter how well behaved, would never defend you back if someone to badmouth women of your race/nationality. if there's Russians to defend, defend Russian women, exoticized and sexualized by both the West and East which harms them. Thinking Russian men are bad people barely makes a difference in their life, it's not like some nonna is going get some Russki fired or assault him, it really is not that serious.

No. 381009

>>380764
it smells of American social media influence, she doesn't become a Westerner just bc she happens to understand English and keeps up with American trends, there's girls in my college, born and raised and will likely die in India that are into coquette, know about American civil rights struggles and indigenous peoples history because of IG and Twitter.

No. 381060

File: 1708618690305.jpg (189.23 KB, 773x1000, A1uubGwiAYL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)

It's so weird that Lil Abner was so popular in the past but is totally forgotten today. He is possibly one of the sexiest male comic book characters.(wrong thread)

No. 381062

Look at this guy's muscles oh my gosh

No. 381065

>>381062
how dare u misgender HER like this kek

No. 381088

>>381062
Sorry to ruin it for you but he's on steroids.

No. 381183

i’m crazy about this guy’s old look. i bought his merch 5 years ago and he might be bloated now i’m not sure. too afraid to check. pogo daddy

No. 381186

>>381183
Oh wow he’s pretty nona. I get it. I wish this phenotype was more common, it’s hard to describe.

No. 381187

>>381183
>>381186
Also I was trying to place his face/nationality, I kept thinking ‘mostly Nordic/Germanic with a bit of Anglo, maybe even a tiny bit Irish’ then I found out he’s Dutch Boer and it’s like ah okay…that’s it lol.

No. 381191

>>381183
>Pogo
>attractive

kek I remember when he posted his little incel manifesto about how "all women are children" years ago. It was a shame because he made decent remixes

No. 381192

>>381186
me too fuckkkkk. he looks all proper hehe.
i’m an american and i’ve fallen victim to irish & british accents since i was young. the smile at 1:06 makes me swoon
>>381191 FUCK don’t fucking remind me. fucking yurofag trumpie. i think he was banned from the united states and set up shack in the philippines. do you know what that was about?

No. 381194

>>381191
Chuddy moids make me horny, makes me want to dominate them. Misogynist moids are for being used as human furniture and resting my pussy on their face.

No. 381195

>>381192
>set up shack in the Phillipines
god why are these moids always so predictable. as soon as i found out he’s an australian afrikaaner with aspergers i knew this moid is a chud, has yellow fever and wants to live in SEA. disappointed but not surprised.

No. 381201

>>381191
He made a whole video on how internet is bad because it feeds your ego and makes you want to be worshipped. Now he’s moved to the Phillipines to get worshipped for being a mediocre insecure white moid and get his ego boosted. Why are men like this kek. Even with self awareness they still do the wrong thing, every single time.

No. 381211

>>381191
>>381192
wtf I loved pogo's remixes back in the day that sucks so much

No. 381212

I re-watched Blade Runner and got reminded how attractive Rutger Hauer was. Why the hell did they bleach his beautiful hair in peroxide for the movie tho? He was perfect without it

No. 381215

>>381212
I think he’s ugly but I admit his blonde hair and blue eyes halo him hard.

No. 381259

>>381215
Enough with the pol posting

No. 381323

>>381194
they all secretly love it too it's cute

No. 381367

>>381062
>>381183
Wrong thread

No. 381431

File: 1708767668458.gif (993.44 KB, 500x322, b75e0513487617f8a767aea233fb23…)

>>381215
You might be right nonna lmao. I'm just such a bitch for the blond-hair-and-blue-eyes combination, makes me a bit blind for everything else. Although I genuinely like his face (when he's young, ofc, no moids past expiration date)

No. 381591

jagdeep jano. skip to like 7 mins.

No. 381597

File: 1708855994643.gif (2.97 MB, 268x275, f02afb765248c6c3475d86e9854fdc…)

>>363202

not normally into blue eyed blond men but hes like an angel or a prince from a fairytale

No. 381598

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No. 381612

>>381597
>>381598
He's been so inundated in pop culture I forget how genuinely attractive he is.

No. 381633

File: 1708889532304.jpg (50.86 KB, 500x750, 72482761fe23526948316715130d6b…)


No. 381634

>>381633
Damn who is this? Gorgeous face, very handsome.

No. 381635

>>381634
Michael Hudson.

No. 381644

>>381635
I thought you trolled me for a sec when I googled the name kek, thanks.

No. 381648

File: 1708899422967.jpg (262.34 KB, 640x810, IMG_20240225_221640.jpg)

Ralph Fiennes was a BABE in the 90's. Absolutely enchanting. Yeah I know he's a cheating dick, I'm just talking about the looks. But these days he looks like utter trash because he has no idea how to style himself, always looking like that unwashed, unshaven ancient uncle. Sure, he could never look 30 again but my god he could look a lot better than he does.

No. 381675

>>381648
All I can see is Voldemort when I look at him, I’m sorry

No. 381782

File: 1708970085231.png (466.49 KB, 1199x654, Midland-BURNOUT.png)

This guy from Midland.

No. 381810

>>381648
he was so fucking hot and tbh I kinda still find him attractive. I didn't know about the cheating thing though, damn

No. 381898

File: 1709024017051.gif (461.73 KB, 500x279, RareGargantuanBeaver-size_rest…)

>>381648
Based nonna

No. 381906

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>>381675
Do you think he could have pulled off Tom Riddle?

No. 381934

>>381906
Definitely hot enough and with hypnotising eyes, wrong colouring since Tom's eyes and hair were dark brown back in his original body. But fuck it, I'd still cast young Ralph as Tom, personally.

No. 381964

File: 1709066975966.jpeg (913.94 KB, 981x1302, IMG_7095.jpeg)

>>381906
I don’t think he fits the character as well, I liked the casting for Tom Riddle in the movies

No. 381968

File: 1709068269952.png (12.29 KB, 1024x1024, 04D.png)

>>381906
why do brit moids always make this face kek

No. 381973

>>381968
It's because they have no lips I'm joking don't hate me kek I think he was very cute

No. 382032

File: 1709100414575.png (445.49 KB, 620x487, nwhlms-b88534814z.120151019144…)

i dont care if theyre an industry plant or gay or whatever i want them both at the same time

No. 382033

>>382032
who are they

No. 382034

File: 1709101808888.gif (665.01 KB, 480x288, tumblr_7ec79361683ce3dfdac7e2d…)

>>382033
wyatt and fletcher shears

No. 382048

>>382032
>industry plant
? They aren't even popular
>gay
They both have girlfriends

No. 382049

>>382032
I saw fletcher first and liked him more but nowadays it's wyatt lol but i find it's a bit hard to tell them a part. It's nice that their faces suit so many hairstyles and hair colors

No. 382083

File: 1709132959674.png (979.24 KB, 640x825, IMG_4974.png)

I don’t want to fuck him because he’s so pure and delicate

No. 382108

>>382048
Those are both accusations I’ve seen on this very website, anon

No. 382158

>>381633
Moar of this hottie please

No. 382179

>>382108
Yeah, because the userbase here is known for telling the truth and living in objective reality.

No. 382213

>>382158
This is basically any hot native american guy

No. 382243

>>382179
Think anon was just referring to that when she said it though.

No. 382285

>>382083
There is no such thing as a pure moid, nona

No. 382506

>>382083
more like because hes ugly

No. 382565

>>382083
Who's this cute fella

No. 382574

>>382565
his signature is literally at the bottom of the image, blind-chan

No. 382717

File: 1709422680351.jpeg (2.75 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0508.jpeg)

I NEED him you don’t understand. Since 2007.

No. 382938

File: 1709523921682.jpg (170.62 KB, 1092x1257, 1000003122.jpg)

He was so handsome and would have been even more powerful without that haircut

No. 382940

File: 1709524001795.jpg (209.22 KB, 1159x1471, 1000003121.jpg)


No. 382955

>>382938
Oh god yes, I had such a crush on him back in the day

No. 382957

File: 1709533578338.png (1.84 MB, 954x1200, Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 10.23…)

I thought Colin Farrell was so hot back in the day. I love his thick bushy eyebrows. He seems like he'd be so charming and such a generous lover, I remember him being sweet and funny with his girlfriend in their sex tape and he said he wanted to go down on her "for breakfast, lunch, and fucking dinner" and that still lives rent free in my mind kek. Britney Spears is lucky that she also got to fuck him in his prime, I hope that's a nice memory for her.

No. 382966

>>382957
When he had a buzzcut I was in love with him

No. 382967

>>382957
He is one of Cillian Herphy’s many affair partners

No. 382971


No. 382974


No. 382975

idk if my ovaries are broken but literally none of the guys in this thread make me feel even the slightest think sigh

No. 382977

>>382975
Completely normal, most men are disgusting

No. 382995

>>382975
Why did you feel inclined to share this instead of writing in your diary?

No. 383032

>>382975
difference in taste, nonnie. also could be your period approaching

No. 383038

>>383032
nta but doesn't periods have the opposite effect, or at least mine does

No. 383069

Johnny Weir

No. 383070

File: 1709580718175.jpeg (377.09 KB, 1276x912, D1300CD6-3675-4E7F-8BC5-371407…)


No. 383109

>>383070
This is so true, when I first went to uni I expected an abundance of hot young guys and I have yet to find a single one. All of the potentially hot moids are ruined by being shorter than me, fat, or broccoli headed.

No. 383115

>>383096
>>383109
Too real. As an Amerifag millennial I was surprisingly lonely when I went off to college, there were so many beautiful girls everywhere on campus and probably 4 dudes in the whole school that I would actually consider sleeping with (and they were all snatched up and taken right away, kek). It’s bleak out there and it seems even worse for zoomers. The young guys I’ve seen around are even shorter and uglier now, and they all seem to have fat noses and ugly features. What the fuck happened to the gene pool?

No. 383125

>>382717
He’s such a cutie! I wish he was in more mainstream things.

No. 383166

>>383070
There are tons they just contain a lot of gay porn..

No. 383184

>>383115
I’m not exceptionally tall for a woman, only 5’7 yet I’m the same height or taller than the vast majority of moids at my university. There are a lot of east asian, Indian and arab moids that you’d expect to be shorter but all the white ones are short too somehow. I almost want to visit the Netherlands or sweden to find a moid.

No. 383291

>>383184
Unfortunately Dutch and Swedish moids seem to be obsessed with extremely short SEA girls nowadays, and the number of attractive tall blonde white men is depleting now. I keep seeing tall blonde men with teeny brown Filipina and Malaysian women now and their kids often look 75% or even fully Asian too.

No. 383297

>>383115
premature baldness seems like a serious issue with moids of these times. i see deep-ass receding hairlines on young dudes. isn't it suspected to be a result of the increase in pornsickness?

No. 383300

Idk if you guys notice it but i feel like a good chuck of men have DEEP forehead wrinkles now. Im 23 and the guys around my age, like 50℅ seem to have visible forehead wrinkles(offtopic/wrong thread)

No. 383304

>>383300
I think this is pretty general for both sexes nowadays, but yeah moids usually get deeper frown wrinkles because they’re so assblasted all the time

>>383297
low testosterone causes balding. mens testosterone levels have been steadily falling for decades now. notice how men usually have a full head of hair from 18-25 (when their t levels are highest) vs 40+ (when mens t levels are their lowest)

low testosterone also causes mood swings in men, which is why incels, gay twinks, roid abusers and other low t people (moids in general nowadays) chimp out all the time.

No. 383307

>>383304
I thought it was high test that caused balding instead, from what I read.

No. 383331

>>383307
No, whether a moid goes bald or not depends on whether he carries the gene for dht sensitivity. Even men with very low testosterone will go bald if they have this gene.

No. 383340

>>383307
No, it's whether or not the hair follicles are sensitive to DHT. Like >>383331 men can be low T and go bald because of DHT sensitivity.

No. 383402

>>383070
this just reminds me of when i was a teen and wanted to make an account devoted to actually hot guys that wasn't gay male taste when i turned 18, but i turned 18 and promptly forgot. i could run such an account now but if it reached troons and their handmaidens attention i'd get cancelled for the terf crime of not having a TIF on the acc.

No. 383404

File: 1709715377415.gif (2.26 MB, 498x308, billy-loomis-scream.gif)

>>383109
>when I first went to uni I expected an abundance of hot young guys
i never held this expectation bc i'd already been blackpilled about the state of men and i wanted to attend a design college(which are bound to have lesser amount of men) but i had an almost cartoonish moment where i saw a cute North Eastern guy but then he turns around and he has this macrame design on the back of his jacket as the rainbow flag, absolutely embarrassing.
Picrel is thread tax

No. 383465

File: 1709749058945.gif (4.05 MB, 540x350, 341d06b433c64b6482627d63cdf96a…)

I watched black mirror bandersnatch (very late to the hype, i know) and this guy was so cute. Hes 26 now and lost his cuteness so im kinda disappointed. Maybe he looked good only here. Why do men lose their sparky eyes legit at age 21 or something?

No. 383467

>>383465
He was beautiful in Dunkirk too.

No. 383474

>>383465
He's so cute, a friend of mine is literally obsessed with him, if he wasn't so expensive I could hire him to do retarded shit.

No. 383487

>>383404
Literally every decent looking moid I see who doesn’t dress like a slob is gay. It’s horrific.

No. 384287

File: 1710118144123.mp4 (2.97 MB, 480x480, 1000053750.mp4)

Just posting dropping this off for the man boob lovers. Ignore the gross logo this was recommended to me on Instagram.

No. 384288

>>384287
This is gross they aren’t even perky

No. 384303

File: 1710120034003.gif (571.03 KB, 245x150, 70B23F41-089D-45E0-8590-4CC2B5…)

Cutest 80s actor by far. He would have been perfect cast as Jon Arbuckle.

No. 384306

>>384287
That's disturbing tbh. Also isn't he on steroids to achieve such a thing? He also seems to have red skin and big muscles around the neck, these can't grow without steroids but idk.

No. 384375

File: 1710143629249.jpeg (306.62 KB, 958x522, IMG_8141.jpeg)

The difference between how attractive he used to be and the horror he has become makes me kek I’m sorry

No. 384418

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No. 384419

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No. 384420

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No. 384422

File: 1710169926405.jpg (59.81 KB, 1200x676, Yellowjackets-stars-Warren-Kol…)

i need him so bad nonas.. he's literally hotter in his 40s than he's ever been. what the fuck.

No. 384446

>>384419
>>384420
>>384418
Scrolled too fast and thought this was princess Diana.

No. 384477

Was looking at videos of using lighters on aerosol cans and found this guy. I feel kind of embarrassed for posting him, buts he's cute.

No. 384480

File: 1710195411949.png (1.81 MB, 1079x1547, 1000009226.png)

>>384477
Here's an image of him

No. 384487

>>384287
It's very likely that he injected something or has implants kek
>>384422
I think the fact his character is so into his wife in the series makes him more likeable.

No. 384508

>>384477
Please don't post faggots here, they should be at least bi.

No. 384539

File: 1710204449952.jpeg (35.22 KB, 620x413, David Sylvian.jpeg)

>>384446
He is my princess

No. 384552

>>384539
Is this hall? The blond one

No. 384556

>>384552
This is David Sylvian of the new wave band Japan

No. 384581

>>384487
definitely, because why do they hang like that? it's such a pity though, plenty of men get decent pecs if only they'd just try

No. 384582

>>384477
why does he speak in vine?

No. 384638

File: 1710230608627.gif (1.98 MB, 496x368, 1000007508.gif)


No. 384675

>>384303
most average you mean

No. 384737

File: 1710278923418.png (300.02 KB, 416x565, main-qimg-00999534b01939c5e40c…)

Oh my god I want to fuck him so bad

No. 384775

File: 1710289934060.jpg (33.19 KB, 452x679, 1000007564.jpg)

He was so fucking hot in this movie. He was adorable in twin peaks.

>>384737
Young Keanu was so handsome.

No. 384820

File: 1710301697578.jpeg (64.42 KB, 735x757, download.jpeg)

>>363202
Just found this guy on my Pinterest today and I have to say he looks like a yummy yummy treat. The kind of face that could cure my depression honestly.

No. 384821

Alexander Malofeev is the ideal male.

No. 384873

>>384539
This is attractive?

No. 384874

>>384873
nta but compared to 90% of posts itt yeah

No. 384988

File: 1710378389888.jpg (128.2 KB, 783x979, d2427e65356d47107177a81724c661…)

>>384874
Are half the farmers in this thread lesbians? He is literally a transvestite, half the people posted here look like TIMs.(bait)

No. 384990

File: 1710379159211.jpg (81.34 KB, 736x801, 60288daba4021e8ef3316a15079c0b…)

>>384988
He's not a transvestite kek. He's a normal man who was a part of the New Romantic movement in the early 80s. If he's a transvestite, then so are Duran Duran, Adam Ant, Spandau Ballet, and half the artists your mom liked growing up.

No. 384991

>>384988
>He is literally a transvestite
Why do anons keep saying this about any guy from the 80s kek. Men with slightly feminine and androgynous styles were considered conventional for a long time, like until 2000

No. 384997

>>384988
Bold of you to post that next to a moid with such a punchable face.

No. 385005

>>384988
Liking pretty boys =/= being lesbian
Get that fucking tranny brainwashing out from your thick skull.

No. 385091

File: 1710449282847.jpeg (7.38 KB, 193x250, germaine.jpeg)

>>369936
Tell that to Germaine Ghreer

No. 385093

File: 1710449472794.png (2.19 MB, 1400x1430, fletch.png)

>>367319
>>370388
Fletcher Shears is extremely attractive

No. 385095

>>384737
Same, I rewatched the matrix a while ago and I couldn’t stop fantasizing about him
>>384821
Fuck I’m so attracted to pianists

No. 385113

>>367319
>>370388
Are these dudes high all the time?

No. 385119

File: 1710457638683.gif (2.91 MB, 442x282, fletch.gif)

>>385113
In interviews they come across as VERY airheaded and stupid. Dumb blondes even though IDK what their natural hair color is.

No. 385151

>>369936
i don't care about what other women prefer, all i believe is in our right to pursue and reject men as we'd like, but you have some gall trying to dictate what others should like based off what you prefer.

No. 385177

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No. 385178

File: 1710489423050.jpg (69.19 KB, 720x954, 1000030911.jpg)

>>385177
EPs peak for me is '68-71ish

No. 385179

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No. 385192

>>369936
The male cope is real kekkkk ban me for hi moiding.

No. 385199

>>385179
This spawned one of the funniest apology videos of all time anon. He was literally just a severely retarded himbo

No. 385201


No. 385202

File: 1710501355512.png (457.3 KB, 400x503, IMG_5178.png)

>>385201
Ffs I hate posting on my phone, didn’t mean to post that twice and it won’t let me delete. Anyway here’s an 80s qt

No. 385248

>>384820
nice hairstyle

No. 385249

>>384988
This is such a faggot post

No. 385252

File: 1710523966140.jpg (43.39 KB, 750x807, 6b92e60f65f5598e7b959c90441306…)

bark bark

No. 385255

>>385249
I wasn't going to say it but the guy in that post looks like a picture from a gay magazine

No. 385261

>>385179
I'm sorry for saying this but he looks like a male version of Britney Spears, which is a good thing to me.

No. 385307

File: 1710539972345.jpg (131.38 KB, 640x960, 1000009530.jpg)


No. 385310

File: 1710540556091.jpg (79.63 KB, 720x720, IMG_20240301_175536_552.jpg)

>>385252
Supreme and unmatched taste. I thank God every day that I am alive so that I am able to witness his form.

He's perhaps one of the only men I can think of that has retained his beauty/looks/charisma for his entire career. I could sperg for a thousand centuries and it still wouldn't be enough.

No. 385345

File: 1710549590615.jpg (95.76 KB, 736x721, 9e52730fa54edab3df01d76bd4be7a…)

He was so cute

No. 385495

>>385310
He’s the only moid that actually ended up looking hotter with age tbh

No. 385500

>>385495
uh anon have you seen this >>218073? he's much worse now.

No. 385579

File: 1710642839368.jpeg (100.82 KB, 800x800, 1567446949418.jpeg)

bishounen F1 driver Charles Leclerc

No. 385625

File: 1710657971007.jpeg (268.09 KB, 1965x1543, IMG_4121.jpeg)

I saw Zoolander in theaters when I was 12 and I immediately fell in love with Alex Skarsgård as Meekus and just HAD to know who he was. Also apparently that was his first role in an American movie

No. 385631

>>385625
I like this man and think he's hilarious but he is so weird looking. Guys get away with everything if they're tall kek

No. 385634

>>385631
needs sunscreen and a wee bit of minoxidil and a better haircut. but everything else is fine, i'm really into the shape of his lips and eyes

No. 386269

File: 1710882494549.jpg (216.25 KB, 1080x795, BARK BARK BARK .jpg)

warren kole nonas we are so fucking BACK.

No. 386278

File: 1710884884175.jpg (1.22 MB, 1198x1724, 1710884770.jpg)

Wondering what will nonnas say about David Sylvian's (prettier) brother Steve Jansen

No. 386279

>>386278
he's quite fine, the lashes are a pity tho

No. 386281

>>386279
what's wrong with the lashes? i can barely see it

No. 386282

File: 1710885604953.jpg (70.41 KB, 736x729, 4a49a218482a1f33a79ca725a3f39d…)

>>386278
Those siblings had some good genetics. Steve has aged way better though. David looks unwashed these days.

No. 386284

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>>386282
So true, Steve is a definitive silver fox nowadays, and I appreciate his open communication with all the fans, he's so nice. All David can do is let only the most devoted of his buttlickers follow his privated socials. Pathetic. And he looks like an old goat.

No. 386298

>>386278
Won't think he's good looking until I see what he looks like smiling. Can't trust British teeth. This >>384990 was a turn-off. Also it's a coincidence that I'm listening to the Monster OST and David sings the first song on it which was used an ending theme, and I find discussions about him and his brother in this thread lmao.

No. 386305

File: 1710890658470.jpg (43.93 KB, 349x480, 8c08d24113cfad478c79baf915d2b9…)

While we're on the subject of new wave boys, I nominate John Taylor

No. 386307

File: 1710891246277.jpg (53.29 KB, 496x624, 1710891230.jpg)

>>386298
Kek, it's as if universe is giving you signs, nonna.
Steve's got bunny teeth thing going on that he seems to be shy of, but imo a guy so wonderful is ought to be a bit imperfect.

No. 386310

>>386307
Bunny teeth seem appropriate for someone who was in a band called "Japan." They find it cute over there

No. 386316

File: 1710894732719.jpg (105.47 KB, 1080x1331, 1630282474882[1].jpg)

He's real in my heart

No. 386319

>>386298
The other guy's teeth look normal imo I thought bunny teeth were common everywhere. I'd take that over american celebs getting creepy veneers.

No. 386323

>>386319
The blond guy seems to have sharpened premolars and big-ish gums. His front teeth look normal to me though, I had to zoom in to see what was wrong.

No. 386342

>>386281
precisely

No. 386464

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No. 386465


No. 386466

File: 1710972753578.png (1.75 MB, 729x1005, IMG_0903.png)

Don’t usually like muscular guys or Arnold Schwarzenegger but this picture is making me feel some type of way

No. 386476

>>386464
This guy isn't even fit for the unconventional thread

No. 386477

>>386476

not even for the unconventional? why not?

No. 386478

>>386477
He looks like the guy that replaced the original rodrick heffley but if he were a scrawny 13yo old

No. 386560

File: 1711032631197.jpg (131 KB, 736x1104, 3b3186c00956c0d60966ef2f3a5a3d…)

Prince Edward was so cute when he was young. He was more handsome than the young William to me (although he was cute too).

No. 386561

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No. 386562

>>386560
Pretty head of hair

No. 387101

File: 1711289576025.jpg (28.65 KB, 450x699, 1000009813.jpg)


No. 387117

File: 1711293916169.jpg (18.36 KB, 437x341, johnny.jpg)

>>386305
Yes, he was so cute!

No. 387346

>>385345
British teeth eeew

No. 387349

>>387346
why is that every time someone posts a dude who is overall conventionally attractive but has one flaw like literally everyone on earth does, someone always has to cry and moan and shit their pants about it?

No. 387350

>>385625
Average guy you can meet on the street

No. 387356

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No. 387392


No. 387474

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No. 387479

>>387474
Wrong thread

No. 387497

>>387474
better suited for the male bodies thread nonnie >>>/g/385865

No. 387508

File: 1711438770925.gif (562.85 KB, 245x245, tumblr_71361b00e5b7b1deff2ce6f…)

He's so fucking hot, I love him

No. 387510

File: 1711438907540.png (249.2 KB, 500x281, 10c.png)

I wish I was his sister

No. 387514

>>387510
His sister??

No. 387517

>>387392
He’s ugly and belongs in the unconventional thread.

No. 387518

File: 1711440152241.jpg (42.02 KB, 445x290, teudors_f1.jpg)

>>387514
Lol. He's a character from a show called the Borgias where he sleeps with his sister. I was joking but yeah

No. 387543

>>386560
>>386561
I can't explain it but something about his facial structure is so painfully British…

No. 387544

>>387543
Makes sense, he is a British prince after all

No. 387546

File: 1711456765385.png (1.98 MB, 996x2048, IMG_3570.png)

>>387543
It’s the teeth and the redness in his face.

No. 387603

>>387517
i find him gorgeous, especially on video. these could be his worst two pictures ever taken cause he's actually a cutie

No. 387656

>>387603
He was pretty conventional, people are just clowning on him because he's royal. basically anyone that people don't like for unrelated reasons gets called ugly by salty anons here. Like people moaning about effeminate new romantic singers and Sebastian Bach being posted because they associate male gender non-conformity with troonacy, or whenever James Spader is posted and someone always inevitably complains because they're mad that he's old and fat now or that he played snobby sex maniac roles.

No. 387668

File: 1711496398600.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1510x2272, IMG_3573.jpeg)

>>387656
No, it’s not because he’s a royal. He has ugly teeth and smile, low brow bone and protruding ears. Not as horrific as Charles, but all Windsor-Mountbattens are ugly as sin and that’s one of the reasons why they should be guillotined kek.

No. 387672

File: 1711497772994.jpeg (160.93 KB, 800x1072, alexander-skarsgard.jpeg)

>>387670
I absolutely LOVE Scandinavian men. I don't know what it is about them but I find Swedish, Danish and Norwegian men to be the hottest on the planet.

No. 387686

>>386466
He looks very majestic here lol

No. 387691

>>386284
He creeps me out, I hear he used to groom his underage fans a lot

No. 387692

>>387672
I love Alexander skarsgard and always have just because I find giant stupid oaflike men very appealing

No. 387693

>>384638
This lion faced moid makes me so horny

No. 387730

>>387692
me too, I fell in love with him the moment I saw him in Zoolander kek

No. 387731

>>387730
also I think I just realized why I've always loved this movie, I've had a thing for himbos since I was a kid kek

No. 387733

>>385199
>"nobody gets my jokes…"
>"i mean, my grandma died of cancer and if some moron went around wearing a t-shirt that said 'cancer - kills grandmas dead' I'd be offended. But i also think it's kind of a funny shirt. But I'd also be offended"

fucking kek this is so good. I've never seen that before and wow he was so hot.

No. 387735

File: 1711514511627.jpg (42.79 KB, 250x375, CiVnuMH0n14.jpg)

>>387672
kek nona, sorry for deleting my post but i figured that picture may have been unflattering

No. 387783

>>387733
Honestly he was absolutely the most beautiful moid in the world in the 80s and 90s, I don’t even have a crush on him he’s not one of my husbandos but he was stunning. Fun fact which I read in his autobiography, his first wife met him when he was 16 and she was in her 20s, they met at a concert and at first she thought he was a really tall unfortunately built girl with massive shoulders stood alone (he’s 6’4) so her and her friends felt sorry for ‘her’ and befriended him kek.

No. 387860

Jacques Dutronc. Can you believe this video is from 60 years ago? This is a literal boomer.

No. 387865

File: 1711585418567.jpg (695.41 KB, 1920x2400, FReC7vIXEAEz_Ad.jpg)

edvin ryding. love that he has natural teeth and acne scars. adds to his charm imo

No. 387874

>>387865
I don't like how he looks head on but he's pretty from the side

No. 387877

>>387865
He looks like a baby Matt Smith in the bottom left pic

No. 387891

>>387865
Pretty unfortunate body but damn, his face.

No. 387893

File: 1711597208410.jpg (129.13 KB, 1399x1469, 1000003586.jpg)

Many an angel lost their wings when he decided to roid up

No. 387898

>>387893
i hate this hairstyle in men, makes them look gay

No. 387904

>>387865
On same pics he looks divine but in others he looks down syndrome-y

No. 387906

>>387898
Bye that's my favorite hairstyle on men

>>387904
Woah some of you really have no idea what down syndrome is and just use it as some all encompassing insult

No. 387933

>>387893
Gay porn actor?

No. 387942

>>387906
>Woah some of you really have no idea what down syndrome is and just use it as some all encompassing insult
Yeah I feel thats true, but in this case, I genuinely mean it. Have you seen down syndrome people?

No. 388026

File: 1711665786985.jpg (205.64 KB, 1080x1744, edvin-ryding-photographed-by-e…)

>>387942
you're tripping, he just looks scandinavian

No. 388027

>>388026
i'm sorry but he just looks like matt smith. something about this guy's face is strange.

No. 388028

>>388026
He does look downs tbh

No. 388029

File: 1711666546839.jpg (Spoiler Image,743.07 KB, 2456x2295, AP21247841796943.jpg)

>>388027
in no way does he looks like this uggo

No. 388030

>>388028
99% of the human population has the downs according to you people.

No. 388031

>>388029
wait i think i got him mixed up with Cumberbatch kek.

No. 388044

>>388030
NTA but don't get pissy someone disagrees with you nonnie.

No. 388075

>>388044
Don't be a schizo. That was the first time I posted about him. He's unattractive to me, not downsy.

No. 388077

>>388029
He was so cute in Doctor Who…what happened

No. 388147

File: 1711759340608.png (395.47 KB, 450x671, image0.png)

Incoming Chris Cornell spam. He was such a cutie, may he RIP.

No. 388148

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No. 388152

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No. 388167

>>388077
moids age like milk. especially british moids

No. 388191

>>388075
Then don't throw your two cents and pretend your not

No. 388234

>>388147
best clean shaven

No. 388440

File: 1711912757626.jpg (275.39 KB, 452x579, MV5BYWU5Y2Q3N2ItYTg5Mi00OTIyLT…)

I'm just going to spam some Jacques Dutronc pictures and videos because it blows my mind this moid, possibly the most beautiful moid I have ever laid my eyes upon, is now 80 years old. It feels so surreal to see handsome boomers when they were young.

No. 388443

And Jaques' music is so nice, too.. it is still as good today as it was 60 years ago.

No. 388447


No. 388449


No. 388453

File: 1711914422310.jpeg (52.98 KB, 700x700, capture-jacques-dutronc-7a8-54…)

>>388449
>>388447
>>388443
>>388440
>>387860
For the record this is what he looks like now. Moids age like SHIT

No. 388582

>>388453
What do you expect EIGHTY year olds to look like anon? Some of you are just delusional

No. 388585

>>388582
kek i was thinking the exact same thing but didn't want to say it because i don't want to defend a moid. reminds me of that one anon who posted a recent picture of clint eastwood in the men age like milk head as if he isn't like 90 yeas old KEK

No. 388593


No. 388595

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No. 388606

>>388595
Shaving the beard and keeping the 'stache.

No. 388608

>>373167
Kek is that the bully from pretty in pink?

No. 388630

File: 1711995736854.gif (902.8 KB, 245x180, IMG_3083.gif)

>>388608
Yes, him in his prime. His hair was kinda stupid though.

No. 388642

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>>388630
Always a good time when I see prime Spader on here. Would 100% get bullied by him.

No. 388676

File: 1712015523601.gif (1.97 MB, 499x281, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)

Cutie

No. 388712

File: 1712034135356.jpeg (182.74 KB, 1063x1000, 21D6444E-2D23-4174-8F4C-985ECE…)

I know he just got posted in the ugly psyop man thread but I’ve never heard of this movie until today and god he looked amazing in it.

No. 388766

>>388712
Orlando Bloom as a psyop? I originally support the thread idea but its getting out of hand. Its like the French Revolution when people were just chopping each others heads off left and right.

No. 388770

>>388766
Nonnies think that just because a moid isn’t their type then he’s hideous kek. I don’t like blonde men but I can admit Brad Pitt was very good looking back in the day. Ugly man psyop is real but not like this.

No. 388775

>>388770
>Brad Pitt was very good looking back in the day
no he wasn't

No. 388800

File: 1712083067591.jpg (236.09 KB, 1920x820, F1dRShVWcAIYr4a.jpg)

>>388770
Right? The thread has just become "your taste is stupid and bad therefore you are stupid and bad" instead of actually discussing objective trends, WHO is pushing the trends, the agenda and psychology behind it etc.
I guarantee the anons in that thread would say every single man posted in this thread is ugly/old/roidpig, it's just become meaningless.

No. 388802

File: 1712083800023.jpg (19.42 KB, 368x504, 2d34237418951bcb05ffc6acc4249e…)

>>388800
Mads mikkelsen is ugly though, he looks like cillian murphy. I dont know why anons get so angry when men get called ugly, this is lolcow dot farms. If women bullied men more often then the male beauty standars would be higher, women into hot men would get to see movies with cuties in it while women into ugly men wouldnt have to fight like rabid dogs to get a piece of post wall emmanciated moid dick. Everybody wins that way.

No. 388829

>>388802
nonna who is this gorgeous angel

No. 388843

>>388802
These are the types of males I'm trying to see. Reveal his identity nona we are begging you!

No. 388848

>>388829
>>388843
Roc Montandon

No. 388855

File: 1712098688248.jpg (180.27 KB, 720x1156, Screenshot_20240402-234648_Chr…)

Russian moids are so sexy

No. 388856

File: 1712098764755.jpg (136.12 KB, 720x1067, Screenshot_20240402-234643_Chr…)

Damn

No. 388861

>>388855
he looks like a churka which ironically is better than actual russian moids

No. 388909

>>382940
Looked him up and good lord he aged like milk. Why do so many hollywood moids grow the shittiest stubble too?

No. 388924

File: 1712141136238.jpg (89.99 KB, 736x918, kris guštin.jpg)

>tall
>model-like
>handsome
>cute
>stylish(most of the time)
>nice voice and accent
>amazing round ass
sigh

No. 388968

File: 1712162658080.png (1.65 MB, 1080x1638, 1000003044.png)

Oh my god I'm going to Marseille soon… I hope I find him, I wonder if he's gay

No. 388975

File: 1712164581542.jpeg (120.85 KB, 540x650, IMG_9784.jpeg)

I love when men look beat up and a little bit sad or scared

No. 389017

File: 1712187087593.jpg (26.88 KB, 598x756, download.jpg)

i need him so bad

No. 389088

File: 1712224927146.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1170x1850, IMG_0073.jpeg)

>>389017
He used to be so attractive before he hit the wall

No. 389095

File: 1712230576315.jpeg (717.69 KB, 1170x1132, IMG_0107.jpeg)

He should have played Jasper Hale

No. 389162

File: 1712261710089.jpg (1.01 MB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20240404-174519_Ins…)

guy on the left got brutally mogged

No. 389199

>>389095
He was a smokeshow in this movie

No. 389253

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No. 389254

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No. 389270

File: 1712316788195.jpeg (101.6 KB, 791x459, IMG_3616.jpeg)

>>388642
He was absolutely yummy in Tuff Turf, especially bruised. I’d let him spit on me

No. 389272

>>389270
I'd like to learn CPR on him

No. 389284

File: 1712325347319.jpg (88.88 KB, 736x915, fe51fab9811a658f86844d2d26699c…)

>>389270
He looked so good in that! I'm also a fan of Stargate Spader when he was playing against type. I wish he'd done more cute nerd roles, but I'm a fan of bratty rich kid Spader too

No. 389298

File: 1712333339270.jpg (184.35 KB, 1440x767, 433920155_1816756415494753_522…)


No. 389357

File: 1712357271099.jpg (19.63 KB, 350x399, dbddd56b3721fdfe3c7bc9e0f7391d…)

I've been watching The O.C for the first time and I need Luke cloned and delivered to me. Idc about people who say they don't like perfect guys. What's not to like? His character's arc to a sweet protective himbo while looking like a leyendecker abercrombie wet dream is like it was created just for me

No. 389359

>>389357
Damn, Does it have a name?

No. 389360

File: 1712358090208.jpg (96.7 KB, 778x905, MV5BMTBlMjgwZGUtZWJkZC00OGRhLW…)

>>389359
Yes, Chris Carmack!


sorry to sperg out but why tf do they always cast subpar offbrand blonde moids in movies and tv when they can get an actual chad who can act decently.
His irl wife is pretty but still a normie. The most stereotypically handsome men always date normie women, its only ugly moids who demand a supermodel. Good reminder to keep your standards high

No. 389361

File: 1712358294975.jpg (277.65 KB, 1280x1628, d8c74ff886a12c147bcdb3f94afc10…)

>>389357
need to kiss his little teardrop

No. 389369

>>389361
Aw, Chris reminds me of draco! (The guy who beat up sylvester Stallone!) if it were up to me I would name him mash potato

No. 389381

>>389369
Dolph lundgren was a hottie and he was high iq!
I love the platinum blonde square jaw look.

No. 389383

File: 1712362771740.jpg (24.23 KB, 563x409, b440384bb84d56aeea93cf3d4f4d1d…)

>>389361
another teary cutie

No. 389385

>>389381
Doesn't Dolph have a degree in chemical engineering or something similar that requires a big juicy brain?

No. 389386

>>389381
S Tier phenotype. We need to psyop males into bleaching their hair
>>389383
Kek no offense but seeing his bone structure after Mash Potato’s gave me whiplash. I guess he’s still cute in his own quirky way though!

No. 389389

>>389385
He would’ve had one If gigastacy Grace Jones didn’t save him from college so he could become her bodyguard and a showpony.

No. 389391

File: 1712364135248.jpeg (2.69 MB, 4032x3024, 73369409235__20D29F5A-601C-4A9…)

My mum sent me this picture of the guy from rem when he was younger look at those juicy lips!

No. 389392

>>389391
Airbrushed my face? Is that an album name or what? Ahaha he looks like who Elvis thought he was. Cute!

No. 389396

>>389391
Woah, never seen Michael Stipe with hair before. It's weird. Love when men actually have lips though.

No. 389399

>>389383
he looks like barry keoghan jr.

No. 389407

File: 1712367856428.jpg (52.84 KB, 564x692, 4acad01d04d6e91f0915242e5e10d5…)

>>389386
>>389399

NOOO ahh I know he looks a little frail and twinky after the blonde beefcake but he is nothing like barry and he grew up to pull off the blonde jawchad look. It's not his best blonde photo but I like his arms here

No. 389414

>>388443
>>388440
I thought this was the singer of Roxy music

No. 389416

File: 1712372395673.jpg (722.59 KB, 1143x1986, 1000003598.jpg)

>>389391
I always forget bald motherfuckers had hair at one point. Anyways I dont think he ever actually looked like that and it's airbrushed to hell and back. He's an icon though.

No. 389457

>>389095
His peak, so jealous of his wife being able to rail him when he looked like that.

No. 389463

>>389357
Based fellow perfect people appreciator

No. 389494

File: 1712420378966.jpg (207.41 KB, 550x718, MichaelStipe.jpg)

>>389416
Finally some Michael Stipe in these threads, I love him and R.E.M. so much

No. 389503

>>388440
Potato nose

No. 389525

File: 1712435060035.png (595.94 KB, 744x541, Screenshot 2024-04-06 211701.p…)

>>389389
Grace Jones is a true feminist icon for doing what moids do all the time - getting a hottie to drop out and follow you round like a pet

There need to be free gyms and hair dye for such males. Next to drago dolph is one of the only hot love island men.
The entertainment industry will continue to prop up asymmetric moids like Gosling when true kenchads exist

No. 389530

>>389525
So true, we need support kenchads by sustaining their natural habitats. These elusive creatures are more common in real life than in Hollywood. Another reason to stop consuming media and touch grass

No. 389581

File: 1712461355652.png (286.75 KB, 675x463, Shiraishi Shunya.png)

Please

No. 389582

>>389389
>>389525
So your telling me he's an actual case of bimboification?

No. 389583

>>389525
Did they never have children together? Imagine the cheekbones those kids would have had.

No. 389588

>>389581
this is not the unconventional attraction thread nonna

No. 389595

>>389583
Unfortunately no, they were together only for three years. We lived in a fucked up timeline.

No. 389748

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No. 389749

File: 1712535615277.jpg (40.05 KB, 500x372, 1000010292.jpg)


No. 389794

>>389749
He was so hot in the dreamers I wish they had more sex scenes with him. I choose to ignore that that movie is weird incest shit because it has two cute male leads kek

No. 389952

>>389748
honestly one of the best ever noses on a moid

No. 389999

File: 1712628119865.png (371.68 KB, 447x801, lelandbrendan.png)

Holy shit nonas have you seen Brendan Frasier's son Leland??? He's 1-in-a-million ginger moid who's actually sexy. This is honestly my ideal moid, I adore the long hair and the leather.

No. 390002

File: 1712629815282.jpg (65.23 KB, 735x920, 55b7072fdc08a568f568954baa97d2…)

>>389999
You need to put him on ozempic tho to prevent him from whalemaxxing when older.

No. 390008

>>389999
I don't really like his nose and lips but other than that, he has an overall cool look to him.

No. 390011

>>389999
I can't believe he's real, literally everything about him is perfect. His parents should be proud!

No. 390027

>>389999
nonas just so you are aware he is 17 also why did brendan give his son such a goofy ass hick name kek

No. 390030

>>390027
I thought he was named after the Twin Peaks character

No. 390033

>>389999
Some brave nonnas gotta move in on him before the inevitable twink death that happened to his father happens to him.

No. 390039

>>390027
Nta but is Leland not a real name? I'm not western and never heard it before.

No. 390042

>>390033
Didn't brenard or whatever his name is hit the wall on purpose because he was sexually assaulted by a man? He got a binge eating disorder from that and I'd say he stopped taking care of his looks because of that as well. He doesn't want to attract faggots.

No. 390063

>>390027
ah, no wonder he still has hair

No. 390072

File: 1712666546793.gif (4.59 MB, 500x417, 6-6fff1a4fe3.gif)

God, Jensen Ackles was so beautiful when he was young. He set the ultimate peak of male beauty for me the first time I watched Supernatural all the way back in 2009.
I'm not attracted to middle aged men, but still, bonus points for not hitting the wall now that he's in his mid 40s (let's ignore the caveman beard phase in 2021). Unlike moids like Leo DiCaprio, he has exactly the right features to be pretty in his youth but not die a twink death.

No. 390073

>>390042
That’s not an excuse. Women who got molested from age 4 to 18 still look good and develop anorexia to have perfect bikini bodies. He’s just a lazy Hollywood whore.

No. 390075

>>390073
no offense nonnie, but not quite true, plenty of women that suffer sexual trauma don't come out of it skinny and pretty, some become obese, TIFs, alcoholics, and addicts.

No. 390076

>>390075
I know but a decent amount of them look great. There’s no excuse for men especially because their trauma is never as brutal as ours. Plus looking palatable is his job.

No. 390088

>>390027
Bc Brendan Fraser is from Indiana kek an appropriately cornfed hick boy name, Leland.

No. 390106

>>390076
And I also know tons who ended up falling to vices, it depends on people. I don't blame him if thats what happened. But truth be told, his twink death seemed to me completely inevitable.

No. 390114

>>390002
I don't know a ton about the situation but I'm pretty sure Brendan let himself go because of some kind of sexual abuse he experienced? It wasn't genetic in his case.

No. 390115

>>390027
Don't care, he's a celebrity I'm never going to meet irl anyway. Also I think Leland is a cute name.

No. 390116

>>390039
It's an old-timey American name that peaked in popularity in the 1930s but became rare by the 1990s. the kid's probably named after an elderly relative.

No. 390118


No. 390416

>>389952
you gotta be joking

No. 390656

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No. 390669

>>390073
What a weird hill to die on

No. 390745

This is some insane genetic mix. I like the way he looks.

No. 390752

>>390745
Asian+white patents always make the most interesting looking children for some reason. I feel like other combos don’t produce offspring with such an unusual look. Like blasian or white/black mixed individuals for example, for some reason they look very regular and “run of the mill” and if you saw them on the street you wouldn’t really even notice them or look twice. But white/Asian mixed individuals really stand out and make you do a double take for some reason I can’t put my finger on. Or maybe it’s just me?

No. 390754

>>390752
they just end up looking like kazakhs

No. 390763

>>390754
This. I’m from eastern russia and we have tons of people who look like this, it’s not that interesting to us. But for westerners it’s very exotic because it’s rare.

No. 390764

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I wish I could find the rest of this guys face because his eyes are very attractive

No. 390767

>>390764
every single finnish guy

No. 390777

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Glam/hair metal was the peak of male sluttiness and we will never see it again, I hate it here

No. 390784

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>>390777
Real. I'm so sad they got bullied and made fun for it and it's still s meme to this day in the metal community. While he was annoying and sucked at singing, Axl Rose was so cute when he was younger. I love gingers so he appeals to me. Dave Mustaine was also super cute and he's kinda funny since he's so retarded.

No. 390983

>>390764
is this not barry keoghan kek

No. 390984

>>390416
big noses are hot

No. 390994

>>390983
The rest of him is whatever, but he does have pretty eyes.

No. 390995

>>390784
>I'm so sad they got bullied and made fun for it
They were the biggest stars back then, dated the hottest supermodels and to this day still sell tickets for astronomical prices?
>it's still s meme to this day in the metal community.
That's because "the metal community" consists of the most disgusting uggo moids imaginable.

No. 391038

>>390995
there's a huge overlap between the metal community and rpg communities. HUGE

No. 391070

>>390764
That better not be gay barry keoghan, I’m so sick of anons liking that deformed monster. Just the eye alone looks like a predator jfc

No. 391077

>>390995
Good point.

No. 391093

>>390994
His eyes are his worst features.

No. 391514

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i almost missed the plot of the movie because of this man

No. 391589

>>391514
is this the ugly dude from wicker man?



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