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No. 363202
Post conventionally attractive men that you have no shame admitting you'd fuck.
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>>>/g/360893 No. 363203
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>>363202am i hallucinating? why is Delon not attractive to me anymore and feels postwall in every gif or pic i see him in?
No. 363233
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He's definitely on the more traditionally masculine side for me but I think he has such a pretty face.
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No. 363251
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>>363249it's from saltburn, love those sleepy dreamy looking eyes
No. 364415
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Pretty
No. 364579
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Simu Liu. Woof.
No. 364749
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>>364590>>363251nonnas please watch Saltburn picrel is me when the credits rolled
I'm also the same height as Barry Keoghan so I can self-insert No. 364830
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i miss when these threads were 95% pictures and 5% screeching instead of the other way around like they are now.
No. 364831
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No. 364832
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slightly ot but anyone else get kind of fascinated when seeing other people who have features you lack? for instance my jaw is very narrow and v shaped so im always kind of fascinated when people have large squareish blocky jaws. its weird to imagine having it or touching it but kind of cool too.
No. 364834
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also find ‘hunter eyes’ and monolids really cool looking and attractive because they look the opposite to mine. maybe this habit is something humans like to find to increase genetic diversity or prevent inbreeding? i
No. 364836
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hate how incels hijacked him
No. 364838
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No. 364840
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>>364801how long is too long for you nona
i saw a man with butt length hair today and it actually looked kinda nice because he seemed clean
No. 364842
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is gingerposting allowed?
No. 364843
>>364834Nah I only like people who look similar to me.
>>364829I'd only excuse the sperging towards Simu because he defended pedos on reddit, but otherwise agree.
No. 364852
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Shame he was a pedo and rapist too. Why can’t men just be normal.
No. 364853
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Moids are so disappointing in reality, best to watch them from afar.,
No. 364855
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I don’t even bother searching famous moids backgrounds anymore because I know I will be disappointed. Best to leave it to idealism. Also, we need more sexy men with black or dark brown hair in media again.
No. 364857
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60s moids always look kind of busted to me kek (was it the chainsmoking, suntanning and alcoholism or all 3?) but apparently he was a sex symbol and he is Welsh so therefore he’s automatically hot to me.
No. 364859
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Another Welshman (please don’t scream at me nonas I’m ovulating and become very attracted to swarthy weatherbeaten Welshman at this time of the month)
No. 364909
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>>364791KEK as OP I think I've got to defend myself and say I'd never even look at the moid on the right the left one though…
No. 364910
>>364834Who’s that and maybe but I like guys who kinda look like me
>>364855Omg I love Gregory peck
No. 364975
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>>364973It was demented later by his son I guess, but this wife beater trash should’ve just go on with it.
No. 365209
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>>364852>>364853>>364855Nonna, I feel your pain. It's so tiresome to be interminably embarrassed and/or disgusted by a famous moid's irl personality.
>>365148You're absolutely delusional
although I'd like to support you because I have a crush on one Irish actor atm and I'm delusional as well to think he's handsome. The only Scottish pretty actors I know are young James McAvoy (a manlet) and young Ewan McGregor.
No. 365216
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>>365148Cillian is the only attractive Irish male I’ve ever seen the rest are worthless
No. 365279
>>365221irishmen are nice looking if you're into the dark hair/blue eyes combo (really common here, it's more classic irish than the stereotypical red hair/green eyes tbh) but they drag themselves down with terrible fashion choices. so many irishmen under the age of like 30 have the same retarded haircut and are dressed in tracksuits from the same 3 brands. they also smell like they bathed in lynx africa.
where irishmen have an advantage over englishmen is personality, usually they have a sense of humour and are friendly whereas english people tend not to be as engaging (northern english people are a lot more likeable than southern english but are much less physically attractive than southern english. people i know who went to northern england said they went from average to cute suddenly just by changing location rather than their appearance changing kek).
No. 365329
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>>364795>man with nice long hair>"tranny in the making! TRANNY IN THE MAKING!!"go fuck yourself
No. 365393
>>365392samefag
sorry farmhands trust me if you haven't watched misfits stop shitposting and go watch it. if you're here I guarantee you'll like it kek
No. 365473
>>365279Britbong here
>English men Degenerates. Some of them seem very nice/sweet but it’s usually an act tbh. Avoid. Tallest of the bunch.
>Scottish men Either super jovial, warm and friendly or mean as hell. Tend to be kind of on the shorter side, unless they’re posh. Most of them are kind of average looking with predominantly blue eyes, the Irish blooded ones can be quite good looking. Probably the most ‘masculine’ acting bunch of them due to social pressure , generally quite honest and trustworthy.
>Irish menGallows sense of humour, can be kinda too misogynistic and edgy sometimes. Often have dark hair and nice coloured light eyes as you say. Better looking than Scottish and English men I’d say.
>Welsh menKind of mysterious, tend to stick to their own and hardly ever mix or marry non Welsh people tbh. Many of them have a more kind of exotic or kind of Spanish look (since Iberia/Galicia is where a lot of Celts emigrated from), with some blondish types. They tend to be quite introverted, very dry often quite sarcastic sense of humor.
No. 365478
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Alright nonas pick your British poison.
No. 365502
>>365478Young Jude Law is physical perfection, he's so good looking he doesn't even belong on this chart of average/ugly moids. Too bad he's balding now.
I do love the black Irish phenotype though, if you'd put Paul instead of John I'd be forced to pick him as my subjective fav.
No. 365514
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No. 365547
>>365144what’s his username on there. also post the link
nonnie thanks
No. 366167
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do any bongs (or I guess any one) remember Dan Stevens from Downtown Abbey? I have just rewatched The Guest and he is so hot in that movie. He would make a wonderful James Bond
No. 366272
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Ian Mcshane used to be attractive when he was young, this is him in sky west and crooked. He looks so scary and old as Mr. Wednesday
No. 366719
>>366594this is neil ellice, a scottish actor.
he is mostly known for doing mocap, facescans and voice acting on call of duty. how you came into the conclusion it is a moid self posting is beyond me.
>>366603>>366690get to posting then
No. 366744
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No. 366857
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Rob Lowe but only in this pic
No. 366975
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No. 366979
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The perfect prince eric
No. 367319
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the shears twins. godbless
No. 367414
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>>367319This belongs in unconventional and you KNOW that.
No. 367427
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>>367424picrel is tate mcrae, and the condition is called Acromegaly
No. 368728
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kyle > tate > kit
No. 368825
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No. 368909
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No. 368917
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No. 369041
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Micheal Garza, handsome asf but i hope he doesn't continue growing out his pubestache
No. 369118
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I can’t remember his name but classic movie stars were superior
No. 369167
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Andrew WK
No. 369187
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I didn't know which tiktok of his to post since they are kinda cringe but also a bit funny. Just picked a random one
No. 369281
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Why do some Slavs look slightly Asian like quapas or something? Anyway he’s cute.
No. 369290
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Jordan Barrett. I want to kill him since learning he's a faggot. Are all Supermodels homosexual or are they just being whores?
No. 369291
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>>369288
I’m not sure if he’s genuinely gay or just gay for pay. He’s a weird guy and lurks forums and subs that talk about him. He got buccal fat removal because an incel on instagram called him fat, kek.
No. 369295
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>>369293I don’t follow him closely but I remember incels from lookism saying his alt got exposed and he would post alongside them on incel forums. Just like quite a lot of female celebrities had skinnygossip accounts I guess.
No. 369307
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>>369302Finasteride/Dutasteride, hair loss meds. He has a problem with bald spots.
No. 369356
>>369156The guy I'm seeing looks just like this
nonnie… I'll be thinking about your hooos
No. 369371
>>369356and I am very jealous
nonnie kek
No. 369415
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Fuckkk just realized the guy I posted was already shown in the thread…
No. 369417
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No. 369424
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I love musicians.
No. 369438
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>>369422Still hot in the Gerwig Little Women too
No. 369444
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No. 369800
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No. 369813
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No. 369825
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No. 369829
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>>369813He was most handsome in Legend
No. 369838
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Some nonnas posted him here and holy shit I need to fuck him so badly
No. 369852
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>>369838me watching stargate:
No. 369924
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>>369916dont worry anon, us barryfags love him too…
No. 370261
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My taste in men is stuck in 2014
No. 370291
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No. 370292
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No. 370323
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No. 370329
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No. 370388
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>>367319I don't disagree but you could've used a pic where they don't have dorito chins nonna kek
No. 370493
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started watching chinese dramas out of boredom because the korean ones were getting kinda dumb. lots of the actors and actresses are so fine. the ccp propaganda is working on me.
No. 370497
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>>370494lol i feel this way about all japanese men except my tired angel pic rel
No. 370529
>>370493I love yangyang too. Got into chinese dramas a couple years ago and in 1.5 billion people there simply are a lot of super handsome ones to chose from lol
>>370497Nooo, I always used to post him in mog threads, it feels unreal that it will be 4 years already… Last Cinderella is one of the best dramas ever
No. 370759
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>>364853>>364852His son looked better and was saner.
No. 371277
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No. 371333
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The pain of getting a James Spader erotic movie but he’s just a step before hitting the wall. Still would in a heartbeat tho.
No. 371342
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>>371333This one's from Dream Lover with Madchen Amick, he's egregiously sexy here.
No. 372202
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No. 372212
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i want the luffy guy
No. 372221
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Does Tom Hardy have a micro penis?
No. 372258
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Posting some Marlon Brando to cleanse the thread
No. 372259
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No. 372260
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No. 372334
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No. 372362
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>>372350Cause screenshots always end up looking awkward and I didnt want to get bullied for posting an "uggo". I also wasn't remembering his ig, but even there he looks retarded in most of his pics and it makes me feel bad for liking retarded men.
No. 372427
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>>372221not micro but small yes, grossed me out as someone who used to be extremely attracted to him, what a waste of a body
No. 373038
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Andrew WK reminds me of a big sexy caveman or something I like beastly handsome dudes
No. 373039
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Hiroyuki Sanada
No. 373042
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>>373039I like wire rims. My bb
No. 373167
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>>373158The wall was not kind to him but in his prime he was 10/10, pure perfection.
yes I do have a whole folder of pics of him>>373164Nta but never
No. 373171
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I’m so troubled by my attraction to him, it makes me deeply uncomfortable. He seems to be a literal sociopath
No. 373172
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>>373171Does t this look like a sociopath yelling
No. 373634
File: 1705332892705.jpeg (1.38 MB, 3276x3276, FA36949E-B9A5-4508-A24C-212815…)
There’s this tiktok moid (kinghippo23) that has been making these begging/pleading tiktoks to some trending song, and I don’t know what it is about this objectively mid man that gets to me but something about his videos really does it for me.
No. 374108
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Boo-boo my qt
No. 374109
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>>373623I also look like him
No. 374259
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No. 374477
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No. 374478
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>>374477Based, a peak male perfection, so conventional he almost looks grotesque. He recently supported Amber Heard, his only flaw is the fact that he's married to a woman 40 years younger than him.
No. 374479
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>>374478>supported Amber HerdOh wow, do you have a source for this? I'd like to see it. I love the way he looks in his 20s so much. I wish he didn't get so juiced up. He was beautiful with less or none juice at all.
No. 374483
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>>374479He basically said that Momoa is an idiot who got scared of backlash and publicly confirmed her words that she got cut out of Aquaman (which DCU tried to spin as 'lack of chemistry'). He also praised working with her before, in the midst of the trial. Based 200 IQ gigachad making incels worldwide seethe.
No. 374493
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>>374488Another fun fact is that he bullied Tarantino on set kek.
No. 374494
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>>369424based
nonnie, he's the most gorgeous man ive seen in my life i need to sit on that beak
No. 374506
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Why did God put me in a country with no cute Jewboys let alone those sexy exotical kinda hapa looking ones with strong khazar admixture.
No. 374550
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No. 374563
>>374559holy fucking shit this guy looks like a megaschizo british moid i hate sorry i got jumpscared
>Attractive Men You Want To Fuck ThreadWait what the fuck is he doing here, i thought it was the unconventional thread
No. 374575
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>>374559Ew is that Sam Hyde
No. 374604
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>>371965>>371342>>371333>>373167I always thought he was super hot in his younger days (and even in the boston legal/secretary era where age started hitting him) but a few years ago I was going off of antidepressants cold turkey and I started getting extremely horny and binge watched all of his old movies, I started to get legitimately depressed that I couldn't be with him lmao. anyways here's a picture
No. 374617
>>374550real
nonnie, beautiful figure, (sometimes) cute face, gorgeous costumes, he'd been putting in the work to redeem his country's men
No. 374625
File: 1705746965535.gif (1.8 MB, 500x250, james_spader.gif)
>>374604> I started to get legitimately depressed that I couldn't be with him lmaoI feel bad after reading this
No. 374714
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>>374559Kek
>>374583Please don’t insult Tamino like that, at least he has a nice jaw and doesn’t look like a rat.
>>374604Always happy to open this thread and see James Spader. He’s the only celeb man that I carnally desire and fantasize about fucking tbh.
No. 374723
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>>374719Tuff Turf, nonna. He was 25 here.
No. 374728
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I dont know nonnies i think in reality hes pretty mid but something about guys with this exact look gets me(nerd thread is that way -->)
No. 374750
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>>374625don't feel bad anon, I started feeling normal again after the withdrawals went away. but yeah young james was superior, too bad we don't have heart throbs like him anymore
No. 374803
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I know a guy who looks exactly like him and i wish I could fuck him
No. 374862
File: 1705856171123.jpg (52.9 KB, 1200x853, Xabi-Alonso[1].jpg)
>>374499That's just a bad angle :P
(emoji) No. 374906
File: 1705865305672.jpg (897.8 KB, 3500x2280, CaryElwes.jpg)
>>363202That's because they don't make movies like that anymore. It's strange that in his prime he almost exclusively was in erotic films. He was essentially a soft porn actor.
He's actually very short, you would not find him nearly as attractive in person. Cary Elwes is a better version of Spader and his looks would have held up off screen too
No. 374917
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>>374906>that's because they don't make movies like that anymoreYeah it's true, but I also feel like zoomers prefer the kind of 'shy and kind of oblivious to his good looks' kind of heartthrob. Elordi gives off this vibe. Boring. Also Spader is 5'10, not the best height but almost 15 cm taller than me, it's fine.
I recognize him from The Crush and I just realized he was in Saw, I would've never guessed (he looks totally different in both of these). Never liked him in the former bc I don't like men with full lips (he looks cute in the picrel tho), he was fine in Saw.
No. 374918
>>365478ugly ugly ugly ugly
sexo ugly sexo sexo
ugly ugly ugly ugly
only if he wears the mask ugly ugly ugly
No. 374933
File: 1705872732372.gif (8.26 MB, 540x540, JSpader.gif)
>>374906> Cary Elwes is a better version of SpaderNot to disrespect Cary, who looked absolutely beautiful in Princess Bride and Another Country (he is also the supreme 2D childhood crush Garret the hermit) AND who has aged a lot better, but I think Spader was way hotter.
No. 374934
File: 1705872784656.gif (9.56 MB, 540x405, Spader_SLV.gif)
I'll stop for now
No. 374946
>>363202he's 5'9". If you saw him getting dwarfed by other men irl, you wouldn't find him as attractive. He isn't someone like Cruise who can make his manletism work for him.
>but I also feel like zoomers prefer the kind of 'shy and kind of oblivious to his good looks' kind of heartthrob. Elordi gives off this vibe.Elordi is an obvious sub, that is the vibe you are picking up. He is not remotely lacking in confidence or unaware of how attractive he is, however. In fact, I am confident that Elordi thinks that he is better looking than he actually is
>>374933>but I think Spader was way hotter.Yes but there is something distinctly unsettling about Spader. Also Spader has a gym body, very nineties, as opposed to Elwes' more natural looking physique
No. 374949
File: 1705875450202.gif (1.5 MB, 300x227, tumblr_numonevjMM1soqif2o3_400…)
>>374942I'd love a containment thread for Spader
No. 374964
File: 1705879245012.jpeg (67.84 KB, 559x768, tasty.jpeg)
>>374750>>374933>>374934>>374942>>374949fuck all of you for reminding me how hot james spader used to be. i was just talking on the phone while scrolling the board and i literally had to end my phone call to think about htis and it has completely derailed my focus for the rest of the day
No. 374977
File: 1705883066563.jpeg (52.17 KB, 472x640, IMG_2269.jpeg)
Modern western television is unwatchable with the aged, ill, dystotic creatures they peddle as attractive. No doubt poor lifestyle and worsening environmental exposures will make men more sexless, porky, and deformed in the decades to come. Chinese dramas are safe for now at least.
No. 375076
File: 1705936120529.jpg (634.21 KB, 1079x1166, Screenshot_20240122-150754.jpg)
This guy is what people who think Adam Driver is hot see in their mind's eye
No. 375090
>>3749465ft8-6ft1 is when scrotes are the best looking imo. Men under 5ft7 and over 6ft2 start having really weird faces and proportions.
Also something about Jacob Elordi is creepy and industry plant-y. All the weird shit like posing like Bella Hadid at the vending machine, doing weird coquette bait shit, half assedly calling himself a babygirl on SNL etc when it’s not even funny or cute and gives off agp vibes. He seems like one of those weirdos who are really lazy and infantilizes himself simply so women clean up all his messes and don’t hold him responsible for anything. Something creepy as fuck about that dude tbh.
>>375076He’s actually good looking lol
No. 375237
File: 1705983659036.jpg (576.19 KB, 1229x1536, 1000007271.jpg)
No. 375434
File: 1706102448816.jpeg (66.09 KB, 1000x624, 082D0C43-6761-4E38-BEE9-32FCED…)
I don’t usually like blond moids but I’d make an exception for him. He looked most attractive as a teen/early twenty something, he looks kinda gross now. Low-key turned on by the fact he’s such an abusive asshole irl, sorry.
No. 375436
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Millenial nonas will know we only watched Stormbreaker for him kek.
No. 375439
File: 1706106028013.jpeg (133.02 KB, 1296x730, E3066A38-7A9B-4E92-B662-76C4AC…)
Not usually into Indian men but he’s handsome.
No. 375513
>>374906>>374917meh
looks like austin butler
No. 375517
File: 1706148769157.jpg (62.05 KB, 736x898, 1000007433.jpg)
>>375350>>375350French actor Louis garrel.
No. 375884
File: 1706325235964.jpg (176.09 KB, 1200x1202, gettyimages-1222285311-new-167…)
only moid who looks good with a full beard imo
No. 376115
File: 1706450837327.jpg (42.03 KB, 563x441, 7043dd1ea5828c9733289b1d31a43a…)
I'm weeping
No. 376176
File: 1706478934652.jpg (63.49 KB, 512x640, 25d42183be905e3fa2a04ef820fb41…)
No. 376223
File: 1706500991589.jpg (43.57 KB, 453x566, 3371de54348b8d45c6f01c4a075981…)
Sawyer from lost
No. 376285
File: 1706542090839.jpeg (158.44 KB, 787x1024, IMG_4311.jpeg)
No. 376293
File: 1706546155220.jpg (37.36 KB, 563x564, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)
>>376176Fellow Zurzolo enjoyer.
Sidenote, I never understood the appeal of Liam Gallagher till I saw Zurzolo.
No. 376299
File: 1706547134313.jpeg (137.59 KB, 960x827, IMG_4314.jpeg)
>>376297James Franco reading
No. 376370
File: 1706578574842.jpg (44.1 KB, 433x725, 1000007619.jpg)
No. 376423
File: 1706607701157.gif (4.32 MB, 540x320, johnny-hooker-robert-redford.g…)
watching the sting right now and man, robert redford really was a cutie.
No. 376424
File: 1706607926478.jpeg (72.65 KB, 439x582, IMG_1581.jpeg)
No. 376487
File: 1706644601123.gif (9.14 MB, 500x420, redford.gif)
>>376423extremely based nona. he was also such a qt in all the presidents men
No. 376559
>>369187Any of the ones of him out of costume are enough to lock me out of focus for the day, he's so gorgeous
That one however is making an itch in my throat only a shotgun can cure
No. 376655
File: 1706724041391.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1170x1463, IMG_4003.jpeg)
young sean strickland kek
No. 376690
File: 1706744111160.jpeg (60.17 KB, 640x640, IMG_4321.jpeg)
No. 376705
File: 1706752191081.jpg (33.75 KB, 471x475, 68727769_2356582224431940_8005…)
>>376590He looks like a neanderthal in some photos. Still looks good but he borders on unconventional sometimes.
Pic unrelated ofc, I just wanted to post Kaneshiro
No. 376786
File: 1706810031458.jpeg (44.32 KB, 519x566, 2BD51439-B124-4875-BF0E-D1A852…)
>>376655If he wasn’t a seething misogynist I’d be all over him. The wall comes for all sexist men
No. 376867
File: 1706846937993.jpeg (405.74 KB, 828x701, IMG_0256.jpeg)
I don’t consume his content at all and know nothing about him but holy fuck he’s probably the finest man I have ever seen
No. 376951
File: 1706893313418.jpg (199.67 KB, 1080x1350, 419057609_293967673665789_6726…)
>>376566I love my dumb thug
No. 376972
File: 1706905029264.jpg (118.43 KB, 1080x1347, behindtheblinds_1706897584900.…)
i thought this was timothee chalamet
No. 376974
>>376971that’s why he’s sexy. big muscular men who don’t look veiny and starving a la rugby players are my weakness
>>376972kek iñaki is much cuter than timothee
No. 377021
>>376974yeah, muscles with some softness are A+++. a muscular physique that's also extremely defined and "hard" and dehydrated and eating an extremely strict diet isn't attractive
i dislike cuddling and shit like that but marki looks so snuggly and cute and i would lay in bed with him all day fucking and spooning
No. 377632
File: 1707177333753.mp4 (1.15 MB, 576x576, 5b1d031644c5c3a062b8b997bc47aa…)
hes so attractive to me and my tiktok is filled with edits of him kek
No. 377660
File: 1707184620904.jpg (281.85 KB, 814x1078, Screenshot_20240206_035846_Goo…)
Meow
No. 377759
File: 1707237994655.jpg (103.33 KB, 750x1000, bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,…)
Never been into kpop guys before but this one is gorgeous(kpop)
No. 377850
>>377836felix from stray kids
No. 377897
File: 1707300442160.jpg (125.09 KB, 617x800, STUART 3.jpg)
The only Beatle I care about
No. 377901
File: 1707301979680.jpeg (111 KB, 980x653, IMG_3351.jpeg)
>>377897He was so pretty, what was such a cute man doing among these uggos.
No. 378122
>>377759>>378088kek case 1284728743 of farmhands handing out bans for retarded reasons like a fatass cop trying to meet his parking ticket quota. don’t worry, farmhands, I’ll do the job for you:
take it to /meta/
No. 378140
>>378139I’m starting to think the ‘one of the farmhands is a man’ rumors are true. Only jealous haggot moids get this
triggered by pretty Korean boys tbh.
No. 378190
>>378122>>378130Got a redtext for supporting someone making trans jokes. Christ this sites got some
trigger happy mods.
No. 378613
I have no idea who this guy is, but his voice kills me kek
No. 378647
File: 1707688142146.gif (993.23 KB, 500x380, zyzz.gif)
Maybe controversial and I'm not usually into roidpigs but he has me 'mirin…
No. 378657
File: 1707690272148.jpeg (61.81 KB, 510x500, 5AC0E897-242E-411B-BB83-F33A2B…)
need Asian DILF bf
No. 378658
File: 1707690390275.jpeg (220.94 KB, 1242x1401, 7BC7003C-9509-4CFD-B43D-B8A415…)
hold me daddy
No. 378663
File: 1707692391528.png (1.82 MB, 1414x922, 1681536286882.png)
>>376566>>376590That's not a male Sydney Sweeney. This is.
No. 379301
File: 1707956706569.jpeg (77.8 KB, 592x598, 7224B803-E9DC-4A5A-9FF7-CD932C…)
>>379274Do it ! Or I give you diarrhea telekinetically.
No. 379996
File: 1708139344408.jpg (2.5 KB, 150x113, Blondie.jpg)
>>379274Here, nonnichka, i share with you a pic of a russian guy who i think is really pretty. I found him on some lame ancient forum. Maybe it'll give you some courage. Pls share your angel.
No. 380433
File: 1708343699383.jpg (192.99 KB, 990x743, stoneface04.jpg)
>>379274>he’s Russian>no wonder he’s so beautifulLMAOOOOOOOO
No. 380535
File: 1708401265328.jpeg (80.15 KB, 457x814, IMG_2283.jpeg)
>>380433spoiler shit like that
No. 380689
File: 1708475056414.jpg (35.56 KB, 625x478, toshiro.jpg)
toshiro mifune was so fine
No. 380732
>>380433>>380438Not to mention Russian men are literal pieces of shit who are all
abusive and hate women
No. 380751
>>380738>>380749where's this energy whenever french, german, british, etc men are mocked?
>I'm sick of americans and westerners always claiming this racist shit on russiansbut some of the criticism comes from russian nonas who are born there themselves
No. 380758
>>380756I didn't say '
abusive and violent' though I just said ruder, I don't think english men are
abusive.
No. 380769
>>380753>the men were polite and just… normal.Blah blah blah. Yeah the men act polite. They’ll help women with their shopping bags and hold their purse while walking. But in private they’re all
abusive and violent psychopaths and cheat too. You don’t understand Russian face culture at all. There’s a reason Russia and Ukraine have the same domestic violence and femicide rates as literal third world shitholes, and beating your wife or gf isn’t even considered a crime there as it’s so commonplace and normalized.
No. 380772
File: 1708496812951.jpeg (56.45 KB, 500x534, 65D1803F-38D1-4F3E-9EC0-CEE634…)
>>380751We roast British and other moids on here constantly kek lurk harder newfag. Maybe when British German and French femicide rates reach Eastern Europe levels we will roast them for that too.
No. 380776
>>380765>>380769>>380770>>380772I wholeheartedly disagree. But I also believe
abusive moids exist in every country.
Stay russophobic, I don't care I had a great experience there woth strangers and have made lifelong friends who are of both genders and have completely normal families. I have nothing more to say,I know the truth.
No. 380780
File: 1708497514203.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1620x1844, 2EAA50C5-131E-4EE4-B09A-49A1DE…)
Imagine whiteknighting a country where domestic battery is decriminalized.
>In 2018, the government statistics agency recorded a total of 8,300 Russian women killed. That works out at 22 a day. Contrast that with the UK rate of one woman murdered every three days.
No. 380833
File: 1708526589436.jpeg (660.02 KB, 1170x1672, IMG_4455.jpeg)
>>380776What do you have to say about this
>>380780 tard-ette
(baiting) No. 380836
File: 1708527824627.gif (1.32 MB, 245x286, D717DED5-E4D3-42D1-8DF4-5E2F39…)
No. 381060
File: 1708618690305.jpg (189.23 KB, 773x1000, A1uubGwiAYL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)
It's so weird that Lil Abner was so popular in the past but is totally forgotten today. He is possibly one of the sexiest male comic book characters.(wrong thread)
No. 381192
>>381186me too fuckkkkk. he looks all proper hehe.
i’m an american and i’ve fallen
victim to irish & british accents since i was young. the smile at 1:06 makes me swoon
>>381191 FUCK don’t fucking remind me. fucking yurofag trumpie. i think he was banned from the united states and set up shack in the philippines. do you know what that was about?
No. 381431
File: 1708767668458.gif (993.44 KB, 500x322, b75e0513487617f8a767aea233fb23…)
>>381215You might be right nonna lmao. I'm just such a bitch for the blond-hair-and-blue-eyes combination, makes me a bit blind for everything else. Although I genuinely like his face (when he's young, ofc, no moids past expiration date)
No. 381597
File: 1708855994643.gif (2.97 MB, 268x275, f02afb765248c6c3475d86e9854fdc…)
>>363202not normally into blue eyed blond men but hes like an angel or a prince from a fairytale
No. 381633
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No. 381648
File: 1708899422967.jpg (262.34 KB, 640x810, IMG_20240225_221640.jpg)
Ralph Fiennes was a BABE in the 90's. Absolutely enchanting. Yeah I know he's a cheating dick, I'm just talking about the looks. But these days he looks like utter trash because he has no idea how to style himself, always looking like that unwashed, unshaven ancient uncle. Sure, he could never look 30 again but my god he could look a lot better than he does.
No. 381782
File: 1708970085231.png (466.49 KB, 1199x654, Midland-BURNOUT.png)
This guy from Midland.
No. 381906
File: 1709035363612.png (292.32 KB, 640x799, 9e752465d5bafb1e18795deb260857…)
>>381675Do you think he could have pulled off Tom Riddle?
No. 381964
File: 1709066975966.jpeg (913.94 KB, 981x1302, IMG_7095.jpeg)
>>381906I don’t think he fits the character as well, I liked the casting for Tom Riddle in the movies
No. 381968
File: 1709068269952.png (12.29 KB, 1024x1024, 04D.png)
>>381906why do brit moids always make this face kek
No. 382032
File: 1709100414575.png (445.49 KB, 620x487, nwhlms-b88534814z.120151019144…)
i dont care if theyre an industry plant or gay or whatever i want them both at the same time
No. 382034
File: 1709101808888.gif (665.01 KB, 480x288, tumblr_7ec79361683ce3dfdac7e2d…)
>>382033wyatt and fletcher shears
No. 382048
>>382032>industry plant? They aren't even popular
>gayThey both have girlfriends
No. 382083
File: 1709132959674.png (979.24 KB, 640x825, IMG_4974.png)
I don’t want to fuck him because he’s so pure and delicate
No. 382717
File: 1709422680351.jpeg (2.75 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0508.jpeg)
I NEED him you don’t understand. Since 2007.
No. 382938
File: 1709523921682.jpg (170.62 KB, 1092x1257, 1000003122.jpg)
He was so handsome and would have been even more powerful without that haircut
No. 382957
File: 1709533578338.png (1.84 MB, 954x1200, Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 10.23…)
I thought Colin Farrell was so hot back in the day. I love his thick bushy eyebrows. He seems like he'd be so charming and such a generous lover, I remember him being sweet and funny with his girlfriend in their sex tape and he said he wanted to go down on her "for breakfast, lunch, and fucking dinner" and that still lives rent free in my mind kek. Britney Spears is lucky that she also got to fuck him in his prime, I hope that's a nice memory for her.
No. 383032
>>382975difference in taste,
nonnie. also could be your period approaching
No. 383070
File: 1709580718175.jpeg (377.09 KB, 1276x912, D1300CD6-3675-4E7F-8BC5-371407…)
No. 383304
>>383300I think this is pretty general for both sexes nowadays, but yeah moids usually get deeper frown wrinkles because they’re so assblasted all the time
>>383297low testosterone causes balding. mens testosterone levels have been steadily falling for decades now. notice how men usually have a full head of hair from 18-25 (when their t levels are highest) vs 40+ (when mens t levels are their lowest)
low testosterone also causes mood swings in men, which is why incels, gay twinks, roid abusers and other low t people (moids in general nowadays) chimp out all the time.
No. 383340
>>383307No, it's whether or not the hair follicles are sensitive to DHT. Like
>>383331 men can be low T and go bald because of DHT sensitivity.
No. 383402
>>383070this just reminds me of when i was a teen and wanted to make an account devoted to actually hot guys that wasn't gay male taste when i turned 18, but i turned 18 and promptly forgot. i could run such an account now but if it reached troons and their handmaidens attention i'd get cancelled for the
terf crime of not having a TIF on the acc.
No. 383404
File: 1709715377415.gif (2.26 MB, 498x308, billy-loomis-scream.gif)
>>383109>when I first went to uni I expected an abundance of hot young guys i never held this expectation bc i'd already been blackpilled about the state of men and i wanted to attend a design college(which are bound to have lesser amount of men) but i had an almost cartoonish moment where i saw a cute North Eastern guy but then he turns around and he has this macrame design on the back of his jacket as the rainbow flag, absolutely embarrassing.
Picrel is thread tax
No. 383465
File: 1709749058945.gif (4.05 MB, 540x350, 341d06b433c64b6482627d63cdf96a…)
I watched black mirror bandersnatch (very late to the hype, i know) and this guy was so cute. Hes 26 now and lost his cuteness so im kinda disappointed. Maybe he looked good only here. Why do men lose their sparky eyes legit at age 21 or something?
No. 384287
File: 1710118144123.mp4 (2.97 MB, 480x480, 1000053750.mp4)
Just posting dropping this off for the man boob lovers. Ignore the gross logo this was recommended to me on Instagram.
No. 384303
File: 1710120034003.gif (571.03 KB, 245x150, 70B23F41-089D-45E0-8590-4CC2B5…)
Cutest 80s actor by far. He would have been perfect cast as Jon Arbuckle.
No. 384375
File: 1710143629249.jpeg (306.62 KB, 958x522, IMG_8141.jpeg)
The difference between how attractive he used to be and the horror he has become makes me kek I’m sorry
No. 384418
File: 1710169000543.jpg (133.73 KB, 736x1116, a4e65cac45b9544d853dbac8b73a86…)
No. 384419
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No. 384420
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No. 384422
File: 1710169926405.jpg (59.81 KB, 1200x676, Yellowjackets-stars-Warren-Kol…)
i need him so bad nonas.. he's literally hotter in his 40s than he's ever been. what the fuck.
No. 384480
File: 1710195411949.png (1.81 MB, 1079x1547, 1000009226.png)
>>384477Here's an image of him
No. 384487
>>384287It's very likely that he injected something or has implants kek
>>384422I think the fact his character is so into his wife in the series makes him more likeable.
No. 384539
File: 1710204449952.jpeg (35.22 KB, 620x413, David Sylvian.jpeg)
>>384446He is my princess
No. 384737
File: 1710278923418.png (300.02 KB, 416x565, main-qimg-00999534b01939c5e40c…)
Oh my god I want to fuck him so bad
No. 384775
File: 1710289934060.jpg (33.19 KB, 452x679, 1000007564.jpg)
He was so fucking hot in this movie. He was adorable in twin peaks.
>>384737Young Keanu was so handsome.
No. 384820
File: 1710301697578.jpeg (64.42 KB, 735x757, download.jpeg)
>>363202Just found this guy on my Pinterest today and I have to say he looks like a yummy yummy treat. The kind of face that could cure my depression honestly.
No. 384988
File: 1710378389888.jpg (128.2 KB, 783x979, d2427e65356d47107177a81724c661…)
>>384874Are half the farmers in this thread lesbians? He is literally a transvestite, half the people posted here look like TIMs.
(bait) No. 384990
File: 1710379159211.jpg (81.34 KB, 736x801, 60288daba4021e8ef3316a15079c0b…)
>>384988He's not a transvestite kek. He's a normal man who was a part of the New Romantic movement in the early 80s. If he's a transvestite, then so are Duran Duran, Adam Ant, Spandau Ballet, and half the artists your mom liked growing up.
No. 385005
>>384988Liking pretty boys =/= being lesbian
Get that fucking tranny brainwashing out from your thick skull.
No. 385091
File: 1710449282847.jpeg (7.38 KB, 193x250, germaine.jpeg)
>>369936Tell that to Germaine Ghreer
No. 385093
File: 1710449472794.png (2.19 MB, 1400x1430, fletch.png)
>>367319>>370388Fletcher Shears is extremely attractive
No. 385095
>>384737Same, I rewatched the matrix a while ago and I couldn’t stop fantasizing about him
>>384821Fuck I’m so attracted to pianists
No. 385119
File: 1710457638683.gif (2.91 MB, 442x282, fletch.gif)
>>385113In interviews they come across as VERY airheaded and stupid. Dumb blondes even though IDK what their natural hair color is.
No. 385177
File: 1710489357819.jpg (50.86 KB, 720x882, 1000030910.jpg)
No. 385178
File: 1710489423050.jpg (69.19 KB, 720x954, 1000030911.jpg)
>>385177EPs peak for me is '68-71ish
No. 385202
File: 1710501355512.png (457.3 KB, 400x503, IMG_5178.png)
>>385201Ffs I hate posting on my phone, didn’t mean to post that twice and it won’t let me delete. Anyway here’s an 80s qt
No. 385252
File: 1710523966140.jpg (43.39 KB, 750x807, 6b92e60f65f5598e7b959c90441306…)
bark bark
No. 385307
File: 1710539972345.jpg (131.38 KB, 640x960, 1000009530.jpg)
No. 385310
File: 1710540556091.jpg (79.63 KB, 720x720, IMG_20240301_175536_552.jpg)
>>385252Supreme and unmatched taste. I thank God every day that I am alive so that I am able to witness his form.
He's perhaps one of the only men I can think of that has retained his beauty/looks/charisma for his entire career. I could sperg for a thousand centuries and it still wouldn't be enough.
No. 385345
File: 1710549590615.jpg (95.76 KB, 736x721, 9e52730fa54edab3df01d76bd4be7a…)
He was so cute
No. 385500
>>385495uh anon have you seen this
>>218073? he's much worse now.
No. 385579
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bishounen F1 driver Charles Leclerc
No. 385625
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I saw Zoolander in theaters when I was 12 and I immediately fell in love with Alex Skarsgård as Meekus and just HAD to know who he was. Also apparently that was his first role in an American movie
No. 386269
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warren kole nonas we are so fucking BACK.
No. 386278
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Wondering what will nonnas say about David Sylvian's (prettier) brother Steve Jansen
No. 386282
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>>386278Those siblings had some good genetics. Steve has aged way better though. David looks unwashed these days.
No. 386284
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>>386282So true, Steve is a definitive silver fox nowadays, and I appreciate his open communication with all the fans, he's so nice.
All David can do is let only the most devoted of his buttlickers follow his privated socials. Pathetic. And he looks like an old goat. No. 386298
>>386278Won't think he's good looking until I see what he looks like smiling. Can't trust British teeth. This
>>384990 was a turn-off. Also it's a coincidence that I'm listening to the Monster OST and David sings the first song on it which was used an ending theme, and I find discussions about him and his brother in this thread lmao.
No. 386305
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While we're on the subject of new wave boys, I nominate John Taylor
No. 386307
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>>386298Kek, it's as if universe is giving you signs, nonna.
Steve's got bunny teeth thing going on that he seems to be shy of, but imo a guy so wonderful is ought to be a bit imperfect.
No. 386316
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He's real in my heart
No. 386464
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No. 386466
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Don’t usually like muscular guys or Arnold Schwarzenegger but this picture is making me feel some type of way
No. 386560
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Prince Edward was so cute when he was young. He was more handsome than the young William to me (although he was cute too).
No. 386561
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No. 387101
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No. 387117
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>>386305Yes, he was so cute!
No. 387474
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No. 387508
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He's so fucking hot, I love him
No. 387510
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I wish I was his sister
No. 387518
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>>387514Lol. He's a character from a show called the Borgias where he sleeps with his sister. I was joking but yeah
No. 387546
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>>387543It’s the teeth and the redness in his face.
No. 387668
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>>387656No, it’s not because he’s a royal. He has ugly teeth and smile, low brow bone and protruding ears. Not as horrific as Charles, but all Windsor-Mountbattens are ugly as sin
and that’s one of the reasons why they should be guillotined kek.
No. 387672
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>>387670
I absolutely LOVE Scandinavian men. I don't know what it is about them but I find Swedish, Danish and Norwegian men to be the hottest on the planet.
No. 387735
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>>387672kek nona, sorry for deleting my post but i figured that picture may have been unflattering
No. 387865
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edvin ryding. love that he has natural teeth and acne scars. adds to his charm imo
No. 387893
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Many an angel lost their wings when he decided to roid up
No. 387906
>>387898Bye that's my favorite hairstyle on men
>>387904Woah some of you really have no idea what down syndrome is and just use it as some all encompassing insult
No. 388026
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>>387942you're tripping, he just looks scandinavian
No. 388029
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>>388027in no way does he looks like this uggo
No. 388044
>>388030NTA but don't get pissy someone disagrees with you
nonnie.
No. 388147
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Incoming Chris Cornell spam. He was such a cutie, may he RIP.
No. 388440
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I'm just going to spam some Jacques Dutronc pictures and videos because it blows my mind this moid, possibly the most beautiful moid I have ever laid my eyes upon, is now 80 years old. It feels so surreal to see handsome boomers when they were young.
No. 388453
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>>388449>>388447>>388443>>388440>>387860For the record this is what he looks like now. Moids age like SHIT
No. 388593
No. 388595
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No. 388630
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>>388608Yes, him in his prime. His hair was kinda stupid though.
No. 388642
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>>388630Always a good time when I see prime Spader on here. Would 100% get bullied by him.
No. 388676
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Cutie
No. 388712
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I know he just got posted in the ugly psyop man thread but I’ve never heard of this movie until today and god he looked amazing in it.
No. 388800
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>>388770Right? The thread has just become "your taste is stupid and bad therefore you are stupid and bad" instead of actually discussing objective trends, WHO is pushing the trends, the agenda and psychology behind it etc.
I guarantee the anons in that thread would say every single man posted in this thread is ugly/old/roidpig, it's just become meaningless.
No. 388802
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>>388800Mads mikkelsen is ugly though, he looks like cillian murphy. I dont know why anons get so angry when men get called ugly, this is lolcow dot farms. If women bullied men more often then the male beauty standars would be higher, women into hot men would get to see movies with cuties in it while women into ugly men wouldnt have to fight like rabid dogs to get a piece of post wall emmanciated moid dick. Everybody wins that way.
No. 388855
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Russian moids are so sexy
No. 388856
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Damn
No. 388924
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>tall
>model-like
>handsome
>cute
>stylish(most of the time)
>nice voice and accent
>amazing round ass
sigh
No. 388968
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Oh my god I'm going to Marseille soon… I hope I find him, I wonder if he's gay
No. 388975
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I love when men look beat up and a little bit sad or scared
No. 389017
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i need him so bad
No. 389088
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>>389017He used to be so attractive before he hit the wall
No. 389095
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He should have played Jasper Hale
No. 389162
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guy on the left got brutally mogged
No. 389253
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No. 389270
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>>388642He was absolutely yummy in Tuff Turf, especially bruised.
I’d let him spit on me No. 389284
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>>389270He looked so good in that! I'm also a fan of Stargate Spader when he was playing against type. I wish he'd done more cute nerd roles, but I'm a fan of bratty rich kid Spader too
No. 389298
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No. 389357
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I've been watching The O.C for the first time and I need Luke cloned and delivered to me. Idc about people who say they don't like perfect guys. What's not to like? His character's arc to a sweet protective himbo while looking like a leyendecker abercrombie wet dream is like it was created just for me
No. 389360
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>>389359Yes, Chris Carmack!
sorry to sperg out but why tf do they always cast subpar offbrand blonde moids in movies and tv when they can get an actual chad who can act decently.
His irl wife is pretty but still a normie. The most stereotypically handsome men always date normie women, its only ugly moids who demand a supermodel. Good reminder to keep your standards high
No. 389361
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>>389357need to kiss his little teardrop
No. 389381
>>389369Dolph lundgren was a hottie and he was high iq!
I love the platinum blonde square jaw look.
No. 389383
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>>389361another teary cutie
No. 389386
>>389381S Tier phenotype. We need to psyop males into bleaching their hair
>>389383Kek no offense but seeing his bone structure after Mash Potato’s gave me whiplash. I guess he’s still cute in his own quirky way though!
No. 389391
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My mum sent me this picture of the guy from rem when he was younger look at those juicy lips!
No. 389407
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>>389386>>389399NOOO ahh I know he looks a little frail and twinky after the blonde beefcake but he is nothing like barry and he grew up to pull off the blonde jawchad look. It's not his best blonde photo but I like his arms here
No. 389416
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>>389391I always forget bald motherfuckers had hair at one point. Anyways I dont think he ever actually looked like that and it's airbrushed to hell and back. He's an icon though.
No. 389494
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>>389416Finally some Michael Stipe in these threads, I love him and R.E.M. so much
No. 389525
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>>389389Grace Jones is a true feminist icon for doing what moids do all the time - getting a hottie to drop out and follow you round like a pet
There need to be free gyms and hair dye for such males. Next to drago dolph is one of the only hot love island men.
The entertainment industry will continue to prop up asymmetric moids like Gosling when true kenchads exist
No. 389581
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Please
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No. 389749
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No. 389999
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Holy shit nonas have you seen Brendan Frasier's son Leland??? He's 1-in-a-million ginger moid who's actually sexy. This is honestly my ideal moid, I adore the long hair and the leather.
No. 390002
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>>389999You need to put him on ozempic tho to prevent him from whalemaxxing when older.
No. 390072
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God, Jensen Ackles was so beautiful when he was young. He set the ultimate peak of male beauty for me the first time I watched Supernatural all the way back in 2009.
I'm not attracted to middle aged men, but still, bonus points for not hitting the wall now that he's in his mid 40s (let's ignore the caveman beard phase in 2021). Unlike moids like Leo DiCaprio, he has exactly the right features to be pretty in his youth but not die a twink death.
No. 390075
>>390073no offense
nonnie, but not quite true, plenty of women that suffer sexual trauma don't come out of it skinny and pretty, some become obese, TIFs, alcoholics, and addicts.
No. 390656
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No. 390764
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I wish I could find the rest of this guys face because his eyes are very attractive
No. 390777
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Glam/hair metal was the peak of male sluttiness and we will never see it again, I hate it here
No. 390784
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>>390777Real. I'm so sad they got bullied and made fun for it and it's still s meme to this day in the metal community. While he was annoying and sucked at singing, Axl Rose was so cute when he was younger. I love gingers so he appeals to me. Dave Mustaine was also super cute and he's kinda funny since he's so retarded.
No. 390995
>>390784>I'm so sad they got bullied and made fun for itThey were the biggest stars back then, dated the hottest supermodels and to this day still sell tickets for astronomical prices?
>it's still s meme to this day in the metal community. That's because "the metal community" consists of the most disgusting uggo moids imaginable.
No. 391514
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i almost missed the plot of the movie because of this man
No. 392606
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Imagine the world if all scrotes looked like this
No. 392612
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>>392610Look how this dumb fucking slut is posing lmfao. Men were meant to be hot and objectified like this. Sebastian was perfect because he knew his place as eye candy for women and men and willingly objectified himself.
>tfw no 6’4 beautiful faced retarded himbo chads in society anymoreWhere did we all go wrong?
No. 392648
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>>390784>young Dave MustaineGod yes
No. 392975
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This random gay dude. Pity he's gay
No. 393766
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No. 394081
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>>394075>>394003Lmao at these takes but I understand your frustration, although I don't think the guy is even that pretty
the majority of hetero moids who got molested just succumb to alcohol/drugs and have severe anger issues No. 394129
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His eyes are incredible. They look like crystals. And gorgeous hair and skin. I wish I could have kids with him he would improve my genes so much.
No. 394230
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>>394162Hugh Laughton Scott, model.
>>394109>Why are men who are this pretty basically always gayNonna, don't fall for this bullshit. Only moids call every cute and groomed guy a faggot, coping and keeping the acceptable male appearance standards low. There are plenty of straight handsome men
I can even give you an example: ig: thomastapy. Found him recently, it's vary rare to see a man posting his gf so much. They're adorable together No. 394395
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>>392975Are we faggotposting now?
No. 394397
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Why can't men have the 80s buttchin and long curly hair anymore
>>392655He was so hot but he looks like an annoying prick
the type of scrote I'd love giving a beating, it would make him hotter No. 394429
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He's pretty