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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Previous thread: >>>/g/298105
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Reposting this huge L for the Mike Stoklasa community
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Oney sisters wya?
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Been scraping the internet trying to find old/rare pics>>308301
I have never felt so much embarrassment/cringe.
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Kek I was literally about to go to IRL Husbando thread when I saw this on front page. I just found most adorable "rare" Zach pics from a few months back not picrel
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I want to fugg this man so bad. I wonder if he would do a sex rp cameo. Vinny tried to get him to read the expanded "I guess you're my little pogchamp" pasta but he cringed out when he was about to say "capussi", but who knows. Maybe if I promised I would never show it to anyone…>>308179
Well he's big enough for both of us!
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bahahaha as one of the resident mikefags I approve of this threadpic
tfw I'll never get to be an actress in one of RLM's crappy short films and have sex with mike, honestly why even live
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I could fix him>>309548
Literally same nonna i wish i had a time machine just to ride 2000s mikes dick, idc if i had to do a shitty line about ghostbusters in a shit skit movie first.
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Nonas, am I alone in the world? It's not even the actor, it's just him.
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I await Yorkenonnas return, I need to hear more of her twisted fantasies
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I'm posting him again because I wanna…
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also rlm related but the bubble guy from their black spine junka video is cute. i'd carress his bubbles for sure
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posting him here cause his teeth are a little fucked up plus I would also be lambasted in the other thread
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Its been a while
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I just want to cook him something delicious then cuddle him after (w/ me being the big spoon). I don't even want to have sex with him I just want to have him be a nerdy arm candy for a day. sage for autism
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Representing the oldschool crew!
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I would ride him like a bike
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I just know I could have saved him.
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nothing shameful about him, but I suppose professional chess players count as unconventional? his interviews are so cute
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The feminine urge to get drunk with Mike until we sloppily make out and he can't handle it anymore and needs to hold me down and impregnate me
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We got another one girls
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for the keaton anons… poor thing he’s stuck up there
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+ whatever’s happening here kek
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also, this was just announced. I've always thought Rami is the only actor who resembles Buster enough to consider playing him, so that's alright.
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KEK sorry I deleted it myself because I'm high and felt embarrassed for him. Here it is without the pink filter. Yes I am insane.
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Damn it Spinellanon, you're everywhere!
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>>309777>trips of truth
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Obviously he’s an awful piece of shit but no one told me he looks A LOT better with actual hair
I hate myself
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Busterfagging is the main thing keeping me on this website.
Insecure manlet shit and abusive
shit aside, I could never understand why anyone would find him attractive even on big brother. His face just looks like a kindergardener who skins baby puppies and sexually assaults their teacher
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Micheal cera in Scott pilgrim vs the world was too cute
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Bustering makes you feel good
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I See Roy Scheider posted, I remember SeaQuest, I remember Ted, I post him.
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>>309865>Insecure manlet shit
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They really did have male swimwear figured out back then. Here's a picture from the '30s of a guy being teased for wearing a 'backless' swimsuit, kek
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Is there someone as talented as him in this day and age?
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I like the way he says “little birdie told us” in that video
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Goddamn it's always a treat when you discover pics of your husbando that you've never seen before
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Not in as many ways, no.
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>>309972>I can't look at him without imagining a spider crawling out of his mouth.
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I'm curious about this myself since we seem to be like 60% of the thread at this point.
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full disclosure though it's mostly me posting the gifs
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He’s so cute but he was a mega manlet, even worse than Buster, god bless him
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I need to stop fantasizing about having a north korean husband
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Just rewatched Sorceror and I think I get it now Roy anon. His strange face profile is oddly appealing and watching him lose his mind endeared him to me. Also Joe was there.
I hate you guys so fucking much, I've been trying to get over my insatiable thirst for Mike and I'm only being enabled.>>309549
Maybe now that he's a fatty he can eat this kitty even better. I wanna bury that face in my folds until he suffocates.
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heard hes 8.1 inches
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luigi shou7ld be bald
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Young Anthony Fauci was kinda cute.
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he's so fit
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Erling Haaland has the perfect body with the dumbest looking face, but it only makes me like him more
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I know he's been posted in the previous thread but still, Nathan Fielder can get it.
He also looks uncannily similar to my bf and I'm genuinely not sure which crush came first. Even their facial expressions and mannerisms are extremely alike, it's very weird watching his shows now because of it.
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SeaQuest isn't bad tbh, it gets more decent as it goes by. Of course it's campy because it's a 90s TV show but it has its charm. I watched it as a kid and I'm planning to see it again now to fully appreciate its cheap Sci fi beauty.
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I feel stupid replying so late,gotta grace the thread with my Raimi boy.
Bless you local nonitas, you're great.
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Well, he did play a side character in a horror game.
I wish he could get a protagonist role because he's just perfect for that.
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YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE HIM!!
If you know what the hell they're talking about you'll probably find a lot of stuff ridiculous lmao
But it's worth a watch for the sake of the crew interactions and relationships.
You will also get addicted to Ted quickly, I assure you. He's just such a natural talent you can't stop watching him act. Plus he's adorable as fuck.
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nonnies I want to host classic/black & white movie nights so bad, but my collection is all on discs (don't judge.) Good thing I never intend to digitize them…
In the meantime would anyone be interested in a classic films thread in /m/? We had one a few years ago but it petered out. Should I necro it? I kinda want to make a new one but I guess the same thing could just happen again kek. Either way we could use it to discuss the possibility of having old/oldish movie nights.>>309991
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ohhhhh shiiiit there's actually some decent stuff on this tubi site. Also The Man Who Laughs is on youtube now??? Incredible. Alright I'm gonna start putting a thread together and post some time tomorrow.
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>>310333>tfw waiting for Spinellanon to finally watch Seven-Ups
I like how most of his fellow Seven-Up…pers were kind of lame. But goddamn that car chase was awesome, wasn't it?!>>310344
I would so be down to watch some classic films.
Someone who had no idea what voice synthesis should sound like smh, never liked it either
I hope you'll manage to sit through this for the sake of the characters
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I’ve had a huge crush on him since a teenager. Pretty much informed my taste in men. Sarcastic string beans
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He always reminds me of Tobey. I was embarrassed about having a crush on him and not Kelso.
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Two years ago I thought "why the Spider-Man director kinda hot?" and my life wasn't the same since. Bless that day, bless Sam and Ted both. They're such a delight so I'm glad there are still Raimianons out there.
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At your service, fellow limmyfag.
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Was watching this documentary about Bernie Ecclestone and he described Mika as a gentlemanly driver. Finally another man understands
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Apparently this guy is the origin of the "Chud" jak? unexpectedly hot, he has such a cold, controlled stare
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he has a certain "je ne sais quoi", maybe is the fact he looks so poised (and profoundly autistic)
Wait fuck nevermind, apparently this guy was targeting mexicans specifically and i'm mexican
, hell nah i'm out
he looks good in this pic but garbage in >>310489
Kohberger has the same problem
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I know, he looked kind of handsome on his last appearance, i wish i could kidnap his bitchass and show him what's good kek
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Lol, I told you it's worth it. You'll actually motivate me to rewatch it at this point.
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I’m not going to pretend I know a thing about Tiësto because I don’t but damn he does it for me. Shame he’s a DJ.
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God the merchant of death guy is kind of a dilf.
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where did the other lennon nonnie go i miss her and her whiteknighting of him
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I know he's a manlet. I know he got ugly. Nevertheless, I love Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark and no one can change my mind.
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i think he is def the better songwriter between him and paul, but paul is better vocally (although he does get corny when he tries to do his blues man voice but paul is constantly corny). but the whole meme that pushed by the estate (ran by yoko and sean ofc) that he went from violent bad boy to peace loving house husband is so tremendously fake when start looking into him. particularly with his mistress/gf may pang who nearly murdered when he was drunk, and he was on heroin till at least the late 70s when the nannies were taking care of sean. he was literally a bpdchan with proana tendencies, some nonnies would relate to him here if he didn’t have the divided image he currently has
lennon sperg over anyways i like long haired glasses wearing men
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Good evening nonas, I hope everyone is having a nice evening. Please enjoy this young Mike Stoklasa to ease the Sunday Night dread
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Hail for the op pic - it is great
That sounds like a great idea tbh
I'd gladly join if there's any chance
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always down to wk john lennon>>310733
nah, paul had a basic indistinguishable choir boy voice lol… he sounds gay.
lennon had the unique rock n roll voice, way more one of a kind
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tbh i agree that lennon is way more unique vocally, idk if i would agree he’s a technically better singer. it might just be a taste thing though
he was a deadbeat dad, i don’t think there’s really anyway to defend him about that, but his father also abandoned him so i think he really did not see anything wrong with it (in his own mind). julian seems normal but that was because he was raised by his mother, john spent all of five minutes with him irl. >>310779
george was literally at his breaking point, ringo played on all of the others solo releases iirc
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Welp, nvm, lolcow discord's getting shut down. But Raimi-anon, if you are still interested, reach out to this post and I can link a temporary email in my reply.
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honestly, same. I love him. I hope his cancer recovery is going well.
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I swear I'm not a furry!! But I still think this phoenix be looking kinda fine. I was watching The Masked Singer with my mum and she even said he's sexy for a phoenix kek.
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where are my tech youtuber nonnas? i still wanna carry his children and have a white picket-fence family with him.
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Well shit if we're posting about our EDM crushes, I'd let deadmau5
do insane things to me. I need to be his controversially young girlfriend ugh
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stay mad, someone else can post geege
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AYRT…. I get it kek Joel is cute and he has personality! Kind of an ass but not in a too harmful way. While we're at it, I still think Zedd is a cutie and want to dom him.
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Anton is fucking adorable, I agree. He always struck me as bi but i think he's just straight. Although all those shirtless pics he posts of himself on IG aren't helping his case kek
Here's my favourite one from valentines last year. UNF.>>310838
Probs why all of his gfs/wives left him kek that or the serial cheating. I wanna humble him so bad
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I can look past the Elon Musk phenotype for this net worth jesus fucking christ
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He's so precious to me
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While we're on the topic of DJs what do yall think of Dillon Francis? I used to want him so bad, but the constant goofy/silly guy thing got stale and cringe after a while (to me). Would probably still hit tho.
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Samefag… I regret looking up how he looks now
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Sorry the brand isn't credited in the article :( It is really cute>>310888
And yeah even this pic must be old because he's 35 now! He basically looks the same tho. I saw him recently on Marc Rebillet's Twitch show and got bored after 5 minutes.
Marc though… drool(:( )
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I hold a special place in my heart for Sonny cus of his emo twink past when he was bulimic and doing screamo. He was soooo cute back then ugh :-(
I liked his vibes as Skrillex 2010 - 2013 too but him working with Diplo after that made me feel super weird. But I do respect that he's doing better now and focusing on what makes him happy so like more power to him. His recent songs are surprisingly enjoyable. But he's not visibly a bottom anymore so I can't get behind the appearance change personally kek
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Replying. Also kek I was watching a movie with Roy in it last night. Wasn't that great, BUT I was wishing they'd made Bridger look like the character he played in this movie. He woulda looked great, kind of matching Ted Raimi, and it would've made sense since they both have psychic powers or whatever.
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I'm madly in love with Zac Morris from czworld. He looks a lot like Shaggy and this makes me feel a lot more into him
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Being a manlet is a plus, I love short men
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my friend actually chastised me for admitting I find him attractive
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I think in the series they're just meant to be different, like almost polar opposites despite the fact something connects them. It's an interesting topic to explore actually.
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i still would
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I don't know if you'll like hearing this but I really thought these pics were of maxmoefoe at first and was going to add that I think Max is packing a big dick and knows how to use it. But turns out it's a guy from Panic? Anyway, I think picrel has a big dick and knows how to use it.
Probably, I just feel bad for his gigaforehead and his fluctuating weight. What happened to his gf?>>310998
When he was depressed and opened Pokemon obesely?
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kek last time ryan was posted somenonny said the same thing. no comment on the last part of your post
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He's hot and I'm sick of pretending I'm not attracted to him
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He's intelligent, polite, hard working and self-assured, unlike the moids that populate this shithole
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I watched Brother today and thought the main character was pretty cute. The actor looks like a pretty generic slav moid, and I'm aware of that, but I think he looked adorable.
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Jack White's entire persona is so appealing to me. It's clear he finds himself attractive and wanted to keep his kind of girly, pretty boy looks even after hitting the wall which I find endearing because you just know he's stressing like crazy about the possibility of losing hair and gaining weight. He's also a huge bitch and megalomaniac which I find hilarious. He gives off cow-ish vibes. And then he's like constantly making music nonstop like a fucking schizo.
Anyway, he was so cute when he was younger. I know he'd be absolutely insufferable to be around IRL though (as an aside: in retrospect, he was absolutely based for beefing with the Black Keys guys after the whole cheating scandal thing came out).
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He would've been okay if it wasn't for those fucking teeth
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I love his voice, I love his gay Hawaiian shirts, I love his lips, I love the way he mispronounces extremely basic words, I love his stupid font choices, I love his eyebrows, I love his uncritical videos regurgitating bullshit, I love how defensive he gets when something he's discussing shit talks Jesus, I love that he looks like Kalvin Garrah's older brother.
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AAAHHHHHHHHHH I’ve thought he was cute and funny since I found him but the alt styling broke me
ive been getting into his videos too recently. i appreciate that he stands by his christian values even in the face of twitter and wokies. also hot men holding guns activates my monke brain hhhhh
does he have a gf? i think he does right?
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I was absolutely obsessed with The White Stripes in high school, I thought they were the perfect band and I loved every one of their songs. Jack was so cute for that short while and now he looks like a literal ghoul. I can't stop thinking about picrel every time I see him kek
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Felix Colgrave looks like a good husband.
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Look at the way Felix looks at his firstborn, fuck. He looks like he's going to make such a good dad.
>>311151>Look at the way Felix looks at his firstborn
He's not even looking at him..>>311155
that sounded like a joke/hyperbole to me. men have no excuse for being fat regardless
It's that he's fat
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More Jakey, nerdy dancing dum dum
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Was watching this movie "Klute" for a laugh, wasn't expecting Roy Scheider to be playing anything amazing in it (it was early in his career), but the son of a bitch was hot, even as a Scarface-knockoff pimp. Now I need to go find a high-res version of this movie.
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Recently got hooked into watching Breaking Bad and half way through of season 2. Haven't seen Better Call Saul yet but man I'm starting to find him strangely attractive. Maybe it's because he reminds me so much of my husbando from the personality and suit. Idk dude's looking kinda old but he's so silly.
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Yes he’s a rat man and yes I’m attracted to him
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RLM fags & Zach fags… lets rejoice in this beautiful unison. This so fucking crazy kek, I believe we manifested this
>inb4 Zach looks like he's made of wax & has fugly rat eyes
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You shut the fuck up, that "Zach" thing is the most horrific ugly abomination I have ever seen, he looks like a science experiment gone wrong and he should go live in a fucking bell tower. We are NOT comrades.
99% sure he's the one responsible for giving me a vomit fetish back in the day and I hate myself for it
maxmoefoe definitely giving big dick energy tho, tbh I totally agree
that and Aussie accents turn me on
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I haven’t hit up this new thread but I’m back w another one and I’m honestly…idek nonnas. I had the biggest crush on Steve Lemme AS MAC in Super Troopers since the first time I saw it as a teen (idk what is wrong w me). Now I watch Tacoma FD even tho it’s boomer dad tier TruTv garbage just bc he’s on it w basically the same look only older and I like it even more. Forgive me kek
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He has really good flirt vibes tbh
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Nonna I feel you. I love his humor and delivery, plus I do find him very attractive. Thank you for bringing to my attention he's in a new show. Bless.
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>>311376>looks literally like every contractor in the Chicagoland area
Fuckin spot on
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This warms my heart kek I’m always so afraid to post in here but there’s always at least one nonna who gets it re any of my UA’s. The show has some moments of humor but it’s really just something I thirst watch lmao his character is charmingly douchey (Eddie Penisi lmao) bc he’s just got charisma and Italian-American south side of Chicago dad energy sigh
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what the fuck anon
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Valentine's day is coming up anons. How do you think our lad Morrissey likes to celebrate?
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tbh I hope he gets some dick. He's undoubtedly a bit of a miserable bastard but so many British men over the age of about 40 are.
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need a gothic vampire looking welshman. He’s held up pretty well too
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I don't know about in recent years, but he definitely did at some point in the past. Possibly while Johnny himself was present or at least nearby.
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Young Cab Calloway was pretty cute
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Saul Supremacy! You will fall more deeply in love with him if you watch Better Call Saul.
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genuinely surprised he didn't get disappeared. needless to say, would.
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the daft punk lads.. very cute
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I went a couple years without thinking about him at all, now the last week I absolutely can not think about anything else
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Too bad they smashed into the wall. I wonder how many robophiles they awakened with those helmets considering I too am one of them
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there's also more pics of him where he's wearing a wig and makeup and it makes him pretty much indistinguishable from your average TIM but… god. he's either bi, confident in his masculinity, or very very into degradation. i can't figure him out. but I know i would love to see him all flustered wearing skimpy women's underwear :-(
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gesa outsold. also isn't one of them like a sex fiend/borderline pedo? it's the uglier one i think.>>311696
that's fucking rough lmao jesus
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The virgin TIF Jesse Pinkman fangirl vs the Stacy Jimmy McGill Appreciator
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but hey, thomas and joel have matching hairlines, so there's something
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I don’t care what anyone says. Younger Danny Trejo was cute.
Fair enough, at least we agree that Thomas did age tragically. Maybe there is hope for Guy-Man then.>>311721
Wait what? Anyone can elaborate?
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This is the most recent Guy-Man photo that I’m aware of and it’s unfortunately not very promising.
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Good taste, Sergei was very cute. I'm actually looking into other films featuring him, do you recommend any nonna?
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I’m here too. He was so cute in freaks and geeks
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he's just getting better and better as time goes on, im glad im obsessed again
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god, he's turning into fucking Daftworld, how tragic
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Nonas if you could pair up any 2 (or more) men frequently posted in these threads, who would it be and why? Personally I'd love to witness the drama and hilarity of a Morrissey/Thom Yorke relationship. I'm not a proper fujo btw, just autistic and bored
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Roy and Joe of course
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Yes nonna I am not a huge fan of the facial hair style he has in this new season, but I am so glad to watch it anyway and I really love him as Roman
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Hahahaha come on anon what are you talkin' abo-
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He's attractive to me
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I just dragged my sorry ass through a nearly 3 hour movie just to find my crush in a very early role. He shows up 15 minutes before the end of the movie. There isn't even a close-up of him, which is a shame 'cause he's wearing thick glasses and I would've killed to see that.
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Hear me out
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Raimisexual anon is back with the following message:
End of the message.
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CHECK YOUR DAMN EMAIL
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I want to fuck the mascot from Newman's Own
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It's his smug dominant bad boy attitude that makes him fuckable. If he just lost some weight he would be a 10/10. You really have to watch the movie, nonna.
Now I know I can't watch this movie because this thing looks like the sort of god awful character I could develop a sexual fixation on so I'd rather abstain than give in to this humilliation>>311207
I wanted to fuck Roy Scheider so bad when I was 10 because of the Jaws movie…
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AYRT, nice to meet another Roy fan! Idk if it was intentional but Steven Spielberg really made him ridiculously handsome. And I don't think the production team had to try hard, he's got a great face.
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I could have saved him. When will the TRA movement stop stealing impressionable liberal gay cuties? accidentally posted in the wrong thread before oops
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He’s so adorable
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Always wanted to fuck a Peter from Hereditary. I have a huge thing for brown/tan sad looking guys. Alex Wolff is not the best looking example of my preference, but something about him and that character made me crush.
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Yeeeeesh. Also wtf is up with that guy's face? What's with all the scars?
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Jens Kidman is my husbando. I like to believe this his coom face
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Fuck it, if there's anyone still interested in putting together a movie night send an email and we can commiserate.
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Different anon but for me it was the crazy terrorist guy from Sorcerer
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AMIDOU! I gotta admit, I'd never even heard of him until I saw Sorcerer. He was cool, though, my favorite scene with him (aside from the tree-clearing one) was when he finds the body of the other guy who was supposed to drive the truck
and then he advances towards the assassin guy and flicks out the switchblade. What a badass.
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thanks for stepping up nonnie
, I sent you an email.
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Sorry Buster nonnie
I lost that email but here's another fresh one that I won't lose
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I would've let them run a train on me
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You're cool, nonners.
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Only Ad-rock was cute imo
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'Tis true, he's Jew. He most likely isn't a practicing one, though.
I literally had this printed out and stuck on my wall as a teen, I almost feel like I'm hallucinating after seeing it again after all these years
t. millennial anon
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Just letting busternon know I sent another email
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I'm in love with the fat man. I've never been into to chubby guys before so my attraction to Mike is so out of left field for me
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Last night I had the most insane feral sex dream about Christoph Waltz where he gave me the absolute business. I've barely seen any of his work but I woke up with my head spinning because it felt so real. Does anyone have any recommendations for movies where he's sexy? The stranger/slimier/spookier/more offputting his character the better. The only thing I've seen him in is Inglorious Basterds and my great grandpa who died in the Pacific Theatre will haunt me for all eternity if I fantasize about a Nazi.
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>>312988fuck you i've been manifesting that to happen to me for years (jk)
Anyways your great granddad is not watching you from the skies when you flick your bean, he's probably jealous you're alive. I watched Tristan and Isolde but even though he's in it, I couldn't actually watch it, hated it - he's quite young in that one, jsyk. I watched him in a crappy German movie called Lapis Lazuli, he plays the role of a doting father so you might not be into it, but i loved it and he looked peak. He was great in Django but also it's really not a villain role, just one that gives off big dick energy. Watched Herr Lehman for literally a 2-minute long role and he delivered.
I think you'd have much more success in watching his german, non-hollywood roles. Germans love that dark, twisted shit.
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i'd fuck tomato gaming so fucking hard i don't give a shit.
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he's a real irredeemable piece of shit in "Big Eyes"
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Could go under men I'm ashamed I want to fuck and/or nerd posting too but I don't think even by nerd standards Werster would be considered particularly attractive. If I had the chance to fuck him though I'd take it, he has this haughtiness that makes me want to bully him. Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.
I'll take my shaming now, I know I deserve it.
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I've always made fun of this troglodyte but one day I woke up and did a 180. I'm so mad at myself rn
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can't really bring myself to call christoph an unconventional attraction… but I guess he does play villains a lot?
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That's kinda weird how he looks like Gene Hackman and we have a Gene hackman anon running around here.
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I really love Daniel Kaluuya
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based. mine is horst wessel. too bad he was in a loving relationship.
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Aaah, Elfman nonnies are back and so am I. Happy to see him being posted again.
>>313068>Haughty nerds deserve sexual bullying.
Finally, someone with common sense. I'm so sick of the nerd thread lately being full of posts about wanting to be raped by an evil IRL nerd daddy or some shit like that.
And don't worry nonny
, you can post this kind of nerd in the nerd thread, they don't have to be conventionally attractive either (I mean that's one of the reasons the thread was made). Plus, he's a speedrunner, it doesn't get nerdier than that.
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Henry from Eraserhead. It's just a combination of things, like how he always wears a suit, his big fluffy hair, how anxious and sombre he is all the time. Those traits always tend to attract me
weren't sealchan and a couple other users revealed to be /pol/fags
some users on this site just scream /pol/fag and given some of the overlap with 4ch it was inevitable. they annoy the hell out of me but what can we do about them
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Hunter Biden. I know he doesn’t look like this now. The drugs and alcohol have worn him down. I’m embarrassed to say the least.
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Absolutely immaculate taste nonas
It's Pedro Pascal for me
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Not true and also Pedro suffers from chronic brainrot. I wish certified cutie Jared Harris had been cast in TLOU instead of him.
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i was gonna say at least he was cute in y tu mama tambien but then i realized i was thinking of diego luna. lmao. pedro pascal is yet another ugly moid du jour being shilled as attractive, him and oscar isaac both. idk what it is about these busted latino manlets that the girlies love so much.
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I used to know the most logged on kind of idiot (think demigirl twitterfag etc) who was obsessed with Pedro and would have probably eaten the shit straight from his asshole if she could have. So while I don't think he's ugly or anything, definitely not unconventional though, he's not a celebrity I really like kek. Also got confused for a minute and now I'm just imagining Jared and Stellan Skarsgård starring in some weird aged up European Y Tu Mama Tambien
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Sex with Townes Van Zandt
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yeah i kinda see it (it's the greasiness), but adachi would nawt look this cute lbr.
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I love Eraserhead. If you take a glance at Lynch's life at the time it's pretty clear the film has a large autobiographical component, which makes me assume David himself acted like Henry irl. His haircut even looks like David's signature swoop thingy.
I feel you - I kinda like spooked melancholic guys too lol. Thus began my thirst for an unremarkable-looking white guy from montana who looks like he's always smelling something foul.
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Why is Bruce Campbell so fucking hot? I even thought he was hot in Burn Notice. I even like him old with his graying hair. I'm a lost cause.
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he was a mentally ill heroin addict lol
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Nonna, you totally aren't because Bruce is just, don't know how to describe him properly… But he's very attractive and extremely cool. I love him, don't know how unconventional he is though but I guess his b movie legend and nerd status might make him just that
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sage for cringe and describing dreams but nonas. last night I had a dream where Mike had a crush on me and he stood behind me and squeezed my waist with his big hands and I came irl
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I need an INTERVENTION. this guy was recommended to me on insta because fitness memes and now i am LUSTING after him. besides being 5'7 and way shorter than me, he also lives on another continent and well.. he is a gym bro dude guy. HELP, please shame me
which fucking thread did you get this from lol that's hilarious
I found a video of him being mean to a raccoon, I am cured now
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from the screencaps thread, idk what thread it was originally posted in tho
anyway i'm glad u were able to get the help you needed.
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I know this is like a month old but omg this literally made my heart skip. He is insanely cute>>313767
Anon I hate you you're so lucky lmao. Sometimes I genuinely can't believe how fucking hot Mike was when he was young. He makes me ache. I can't even hear his voice without getting flustered
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>see a pic of brendan from kvs nowadays
Holy shit dude looks like the evil portrait from ghostbusters
>go back to look at his old pics/vids
>he wasn't even that cute before
Oh. But in my mind's horny eye I used to think he was cute and hot watching the show. I think it's because he was always laughing and joking around and is talented and has a nice smile. I just rewatched that who can put on the best concert episode and he was cute in it so I think he just looks better in motion
Spoilered for old brendan
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I don't care for stand up so I mostly just watch him on taste buds. He's whiny, annoying and has a gross phlegmy voice, but he also likes horror and I find his patheticness a little endearing.
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paging Roilandfag anon, tell us more. Do you like Henry Zebrowski too?
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too controversial to post in any other thread and a basic bitch choice. i hate his early personas lookswise, but i like the thin white duke SS guard phase. IIRC there’s a nonnie obsessed with him on here, where is she?
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It's not me but I love Bowie to death no matter how "controversial" he is.
The only man who could make any ugly haircut work.
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Work has been such an absolute BITCH this past week and a half, this man is the only thing keeping me sane.
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well if the victim
wanted it i guess that changes everything
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he had a really defined face, which i think helped a lot in pulling off unflattering styles. 76 era is still my fave because of my le nazi guard fetish (shoot me) >>314131
i mean i posted him here because there’s potential arguments over every man posted
I don't understand how a person who doesn't even claim they're a victim
can be a victim
. Doesn't make any sense.
All those arguments crash over a single statement,but keep being delusional I guess.
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stop arguing. anyways i think him and mishima would’ve been the ideal gay couple
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ayrt nonna you are based, and I'll share with you I did have the opportunity to meet him at a convention. He is just as charming as you would imagine with a warm personality. I didn't do anything creepy… but I fucking had sex dreams for weeks after. Thank you for sharing your fellow appreciation for this incredible man.
Oh to be American… I envy you!
People tend to say Bruce is intimidating and they're afraid of his jokes. Pussies, I'd love him to roast my ass even if I couldn't parry anything. It would be so cool to meet him..
>>314161>The news, anon. It's only been the biggest news story in the last few years.
The biggest news story in the last few years? Even beating out the Russian invasion of Ukraine?
Goddamn, why are Qanon retards on this site? It’s not like they’re known for being female friendly.
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Nik, pro-ana scumbag and heterosexual.
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Dn't know what it is about this bug eyed tall man but i would
MAYBE it's the sheer intensity he brings to his roles
(My first bf also had buggy eyes but he was more like, a somewhat handsomer Buscemi??)
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good choice nonna i think hes so endearing
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Not my proudest affection
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he is ugly(this is a flattering picture) but i find him cute and he is silly and funny and shit
finnanons pls tell me he is a decent moid
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It’s over… he’s engaged.
That’s just all Anglo men in general tbh. They’re all nonces.
t. Anglo nona
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Dear god, please put my boss' head through a brick wall, and give me more dreams about my husbando in the meantime. Amen
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To truly love Buster Keaton is to accept that his hands looked like this.
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He was also missing the tip of his right index finger.
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I think it's bc they both remind me of my former high school crush lol
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To think that nice jawline is now covered in fat and bloated body. Sigh. And his sister is a tranny. >>313645
Pascal is 5'10, that's not a manlet. Isaac is a manlet indeed.
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Pedro Pascal is actually one of those people where I feel like he's more handsome as an older man. Young Pedro doesn't do much for me, but GoT Pedro (when he was 39) is peak imo.
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May I introduce nonnas to this crossover
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Sort of a prequel to TV series "Burn Notice", "The Fall of Sam Axe"
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If I had a time machine I would go back to the 70s and be a groupie for Thin Lizzy before they got into heroin. Phil Lynott was so beautiful, I unironically could have fixed him.
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It's International Women's Day and I plan on spending it by ogling my husbando
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My mom was showing me pics of this guy a few weeks ago and he instantly reminded me of this fish from gaither's pond. Now she's mad at me cause she can't unsee it
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same here nonna. My dad is a huge UK/Irish rock fan so he’s been my husbando for years. So pissed that the big sex symbols of that era are Bowie and Jagger when Phil was hotter than both of them.
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nonnies it got worse. im in love with him and i want to put oil on his tits and bite themI WANT TO FUCK THE TINY FINNISH MAN
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not into meds personally, but good taste>>313269
your mom's a chinlet
it's from this insta post anon. it's a small parthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Cni7ItLq8LY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link>>316278
i know im as tall as him idc if he is a manlet i love him and his bootleg rammstein tattoo and his terrible english
That's amazing, I'd feel like an amazon conquering this hot manlet>>316280
Thank you! Mmm tiddies
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Basic bitch Steve Buscemi enjoyer over here. That stupid greaser era? So help me…
isn't that the the linus tech tips guy>>316364
the retarded hair and outfit is part of the charm and sex appeal
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that scene where he almost got lynched ughh
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He is so average and pathetic looking but I’ve been obsessed with him since I first went to a Smidley show six years ago. Anyways last night he bumped into me at another tiny concert and was fatter and bitchier than the last time I saw him in August so I can’t wait to see him dance around like a retard tonight for my amusement. God bless you Conor <3
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It's shameful because he's a gamer and he's French.
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He looks like a bear: dangerous but huggable
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I’ve always found Blixa absolutely repulsive, he’s still ugly and bug eyed but watching him just…cooking risotto on German tv was kind of cute and endearing, and his voice is deeper than I thought it would be.
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Omg anon, I watched this show several years ago and I was a HUGE Murphy simp since the moment I first saw him. Murphy was the highlight of the entire show for me. I wouldn't have kept watching past season 4 if not for him. Murphy and Emori was my favourite ship and I even tried to write a very embarrassing fanfic about them on the Ark after the apocalypse but it was so bad I couldn't even look at it. I feel sorry to my sister for having to tolerate my insanity whenever Murphy came on screen
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I think the guy in this wedding photo is hot. Victorian men were hot.
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havent fischerfagged in a while
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Spinellanon I can't believe we're gonna fucking watch "Last Embrace"
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this scrawny little virgin, god it would be so hot to tease him and mess up his hair his dedication and oddness is interesting but other than that I do find him quite boring.
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Yeah he's controlling and part of a cult but he's untouchable in that cult and I need some order in my life like yes daddy, pick out all my outfits and meals! Keep me under glass, I don't give a shit.
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Now you're just being silly.
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Imagine all the vile illnesses he contracted from that swamp water <3
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This POS got me sweatier than the pleather outfit he's wearing
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This obnoxious little jew boy can get it
I always thought Nik was so ugly but the more I look at his horse face the cuter he gets>>317347
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Sage for samefag but he's so ugly-cute I can't explain it
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Idk WHAT you're talking about.
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I want to see him take Jordan inch by inch, trying his best to take it like a man but not being able to hold back a few small moans
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he's good looking but i think that his content makes it unconventional
i talked to him once and he called me a jailbait
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He radiates thick and uncut vibes
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>"I like weird"
>gets weirded out and immediately leaves
Wtf was his problem? He made a movie of a couple eaing each other and his room looked like a serial killer's room, even pretended to stab her. Anyway, still would.
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not too unconventional here I have to say, but wouldn't consider Steve-o conventional in general, since what I find appealing is something about being dumb and self distructive. Idk jackass is somehow kinky to me lol, early 2000 chill, young men hurting themselves horribly, running around naked, I miss that raw dumb somehow homoerotic but straight masculinity… am I the only one?
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oh god I want to spank them so bad
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He looks like such a sweet harmless old man sometimes, I'd definitely do him
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brian cox is vocally "anti cancel culture" or something, right? i can remember him being really disliked by the succession fandom for something like that. he's not hot to me unless it's in the context of shipping. i love matthew macfadyen though, hopefully there'll be some awkward scenes with logan and tom this season with just the right amount of weird dom/sub sexual undertones
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My cute little hare.
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Luv me some rugges Scotsmen. Celtic boys just have something to them. He's also got a nice voice.
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Used to be a genius dude who looked like an attractive horse (loved him for that). Now he's a mishmash of being a old boring british fart and having political views of a dementia patient.
Sad! Syd Barrett didn't die for that.
He kinda looks like Tuna's Lurch…
Just not as unattractive
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AYRT, and yes! He was vocal about how stupid he found the hatred for JKR was, and said that her getting cancelled for something as basic as stating that biology is real was stupid in 2020 I think. Recently he also said this about her in picrel. Just made me like him even more
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I cant lie to myself anymore.
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Kek based scotsman Brian. I'd be very surprised if a few of the other main Succession cast members didn't feel the same but just stay quiet about it, especially Matthew and maybe Jeremy Strong.
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Lmao, thanks for recommending, any specific album of them? I've listened Going for the One
on acid and it was a wonderful experience.
I post Ralph Fiennes with a fake tan here because I posted him on the attractive thread once and some anon called him haggard.
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to whoever posted sbf in the other thread: i saw that post while i was in the bath 2 nights ago and it awoke something so incredibly carnal within me that the only thing ive been able to think about in the last 48hrs is what he would be like as my boyfriend. i watched 5 hours worth of ftx exposés and formulated an intense maladaptive daydream involving us falling in love in the bahamas and me being heartbroken when he got arrested. i need to be medicated or something jesus christ why
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Say, didja know they did the soundtrack for the movie "Sorcerer"? Allow me to once again husbandofag and mention it!
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>feel this strongly towards a guy named fucking Cody
Its so humiliating
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i would do anything for a night with him, i'm obsessed, i bet he smells really nice; pray for me anons
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I was in love with him when I was 12 and honestly he's still cute as fuck. Deserved better.
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GENE ANON!!!! Dude! I thought you had vanished!
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alright autism really spoke on my behalf on this one but ever since i learned about j. robert oppenheimer in high school i've had a deranged crush on him
i love a tortured man who understands the gravity of what he has wrought upon the world and has a grim quote lined up for the occasion
he microwaved a hamster nona. typical sociopathic moid. he also definitely stunk and his face isn't even cute. get better taste in metalhead scrotes.
i have to admit he was an interesting person though.
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same anon, i simply have more husbandos to share
this one is arguably somehow more niche but i am lowkey in love with daniel o'brien, he used to work for cracked.com and now he writes for last week tonight and has a podcast and he's just petite and neurotic and very funny and his favorite band is ben folds five which is very cute to me for some reason
i'm really trying to pace myself with these weird men nonas, forgive me if i'm a little overenthusiastic
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I found this man months ago when doing research for something. I'm kinda think he's gay based off of a youtube conference I found of him where he spoke. truly a tragedy, not to mention that he lives on another continent and has aged.
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lmao i'm not all that embarrassed at this point in my life, i think it's pretty funny now. young me was def not thinking about it in terms of "would this be a good life partner" and much more in terms of "he's so tall, god look at him with that cigarette" lmao
last strange man for tonight, though i feel like brian david gilbert is generally considered nerd hot
lmao how does a man in a suit look like a troon? unless you mean a TiF in which case i can kinda see what you mean, he does look like he could have frog voice kek>>318637
i didn't think i was moralfagging lol, i'm not saying that young me was in the wrong for not having a realistic idea of this elderly scientist. you seem to think i am very riled up about this when i just think it's particularly silly especially juxtaposed with the other crushes i had in high school on like, pete wentz and brendon urie kek
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I think I posted in the bunker CC thread about Harpo Marx, so I'm doing it again here. Wish I could have spent one evening with him on a lovely date. Before he met his wonderful wife of course I would die if guilt if I broke them up kek.
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I'd give anything to be used by them.
i was thinking about posting noel miller but decided that he was hot enough that he didn't deserve to be in this thread lmao, but cody seems like a nice dude. his gf is really cute and their content together is fun, and sometimes there's something to be said for just a normal guy being a dude ykwim?>>318663
omg i was just looking for a good pic of them for this thread, god bless you nona
my fave matt stone look is his interview in bowling for columbine where he's wearing these reflective wraparound shades and talking about how probably eric and dylan got bullied kek
sigh. they used to be cute>>318675> was just looking for a good pic of them for this thread, god bless you nona
have been waiting for someone to post them lol so i too am grateful for anon who posted them>>318663
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where is my quietly handsome lanky nerd??
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what a deep cut! thank you for reminding me of his existence, based d.o.b. enjoyer. agents of cracked was a choice unconventional husbando mine tbh
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I can't even explain my horiness anymore when men like this turn me on
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Only posting here because he’s a hairy manlet but I still haven’t recovered from season 1 of The Great.
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MY LITTLE RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's hot, I don't know what it is but I've always found him super attractive. I have both BPD and autism and that really resonates with me and probably why I'm genuinely attracted to him. I always felt autistic men were cute and with a little bit of hygiene and social skills he'd be absolutely perfect. We could both indulge in our autistic obsessions together and support each other while we're at it. He's always had potential, just took the wrong path.
This has to be a troll post.
It has to be…
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HOW did he somehow get even more sickly looking. My porcelain prince let me save you.
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I don't know if it is unconventional, but everyone looks weird at me when I say I want Macron to violently dick me down.
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We can go on double dates together
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>>318869>you can fix him
I WILL. for every vegetable he eats he gets 5 minutes with his silly little radio. He does exercise and he gets to wear his silly little suits.
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This Andrew Tate lookin ass mofo who reviews soap bars on YouTube
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I miss his show on Vice. He was very sweet. Was also patient with the random freaks he came across when he didn't have to be.
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I kinda see it…? I mean even if he slimmed down and took care of himself, he'd be mostly okay and his uniqueness as an autistic guy will be what's doing the heavy work.
Sure about that being his biggest mistake there nonnie
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I love him and his silly recessed jaw
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idk man hes funny
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came back to kaarijafag
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I noticed his arms too anon! I think part of it is that he is actually pretty stronk, but dresses like a cute normie and not a sweaty gymbro
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I didn’t know why he had popped back into my head after not watching his videos for years, but I think it was all those Buster Keaton posts. I guess the old timey clothes reminded me of John (and now I also love Buster).
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if you know you know
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Robert de Niro is so cute when he is a shy boy with a bisexual mustache and cute little wire rim glasses. I just want to kick him in the stomach while he whimpers.
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I started watching Narcos, I didn't even know Pedro Pascal was in it. And damn he was kinda… good looking when he was younger
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Yknow, to the untrained eye Noel might look really conventional but at certain angles he's anything but. Tbf robert pattinson has the same issue when he's horizontally flipped, how he looks then just makes me giggle
I know this reads like "elbows too pointy" but it's just something worth noting
Still find him personally hot though
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You’re just jealous my men have real noses unlike Roy Schneider
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Can anyone redpill me on this rapeable male? I don't care for the band and the music sucks, but he is so cute, I like his round face and his neck looks so juicy and biteable. YouTube shorts have been showing me random Maneskin videos despite their music eating ass, but this particular boy is so slutty and squishy looking.
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hIS face is rounder than the other band members' and his cheeks look squishable, hence round face.>>320974
Either works for me
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Tom was so hot in Succession this week, imo he's hot every week but this week he was hotter than usual. Something about seeing him vulnerable and confused makes me want to ride him like a Minnesota wild pony. I would also lick away his tears
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This cutie I saw in the google captcha, I just had to screenshot it>>321013
idk who this is but I think his face is cuter here than in the other pic. My only problem with him is that he seems to know it and an attractive guy being overly proud of his looks is a turnoff for me lol
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I've seen a few pics of him before, and I agree. I saw someone post picrel in another thread but I got this photo from elsewhere when I googled him after seeing your post. This pic is so nnnnngh it's a shame he's got a tattoo
I agree somewhat but I kind of like it, he looks like a doll>>321056
I understand. He looks better when bashful
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I want them to spitroast me.
Poor Deniro. He was good-looking when he was young but he hit the wall hard and fast.>>321056
Kek, nonna, did you blur his face or was it already blurred?>>312145>>312765>>312796>>313548>>316723>>318621
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This looks like it could be Adrien Brody from the movie detachment lol
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embarrassing because of his antics but i would obliterate this twink [SPOILER] then and now
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I never find larger bald white dudes attractive but for some reason he just does it for me. He's hilarious in a way that almost perfectly appeals to me, intelligent and knowledgeable about art, very articulate and introspective, I could listen to him for hours. Lifestyle wise we're quite similar. He looks like a total soy nerd but in videos it he comes across as much more assured and confident than you'd expect and just looks better in motion, his horribly unphotogenic though kek. His fan base is very scrotal but I feel like he's above them and I feel like he kind of knows it too. I would, any time, any day. The only downside is he's pro-troon, maybe I could peak him.
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the anons on this site who hate bi men don't know what robert webb exists. i'd still fuck 50 year old jeremy, i don't care
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>>321497>cambridge boy>artsy/writer>has been vocally gender critical in the past, seems to hate grooming charity mermaids
sorry anon, i'm choosing to ignore the tiny mohawk-like hair tuft. i'd post him in the attractive men thread instead except i think i'd get made fun of for it kek
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the discourse about him earlier makes me want to do this to him
See OP>…or shameful for their reputation
He may be hot but he's totally unfuckable because he's nuts and aggressive
This plus the whole child kidnapping thing, having sex with said child on a dirty mattress,
etcetera, there's a never ending list of things wrong with him
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he was serving cunt and yes i am ashamed.
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you should read his autobiography, you might really enjoy it. I haven't read it all but I'm in the last chapter and it's pretty fucking good.
His hair is goofy as hell but when he wears hair pieces (ala That Mitchell and Webb Look) he is sexy as hell. We should normalize man wigs because he'd be 50× sexier rocking fake hair. He was sexy as FUCK when he was just starting out as an actor.
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is it still hybristophilia if i think hes a stupid cunt asshole tho hence the serving cunt. he would roll over in his grave. like i said im already deeply shamed
>>321464>intelligent about art>>320732
this is the unconventional attractions thread, not the guy who the entire internet has been psyopped into calling daddy for the last month thread. to be fair he is
butt-ugly so I guess it fits
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i'd never have a chance with him because i'm a northerner
but he's so fucking sexy. i honestly started watching peep show recently just for him and it turned out to be a great comfy show so thank you jez. i want him to cuddle me but i also want to ride his dick tbh. i could peak him even harder than twitter already seems to have done
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hi again nonnie
! for some reason i love seeing people (especially women) verbally destroy bowie for everything he did (this site goes hard on any moid but especially him), it weirdly kind of gets me going and i imagine taking it out on him
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Wrong thread but for me it’s Olivia. I find her incredibly attractive but I know to most people she’s plain-looking. It might be partly because of the roles she plays (excluding Sophie — she is unbearable)
Also a few threads ago there was a David Mitchell fucker, picrel makes me kek
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I am as ashamed as the hybristophiles should be. I am only admitting to this cause the great majority of farmers have no idea who these are and probably wouldn't care anyway.
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I can't think of any man who looks more stereotypically British than David Mitchell except maybe Mr Bean or picrel kek. I see the appeal though, he's funny and cool. Agree about Sophie too, I hate her. Olivia has a similar very posh sort of cute look to Fleabag imo
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usually not my type, he's also gay
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where's my fellow zevonanon
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i’m here nonnie
! for some reason i’m obsessed with blond guys now (i was posting bowie a day ago), i don’t know why but my sadistic urges come out for them
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I unironically am in love with this retard
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him leaking classified military documents only makes him more attractive
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been getting more into peep show 90% because i want to fuck robert webb. while i don't find him hot at all i'd also fuck david mitchell as well if it meant i could have some of robert. i wonder if he has any well hidden weird fetishes (i do) or if he's as sweet and vanilla as he seems from what i know about him
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Andrew Eldritch, I don't give a shit if you don't release any more albums but at least you could have stayed this beautiful.>>323031
He's thinking about Verstapen lol
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I'd be ready to kill for a threesome. Also prefer Jeff now that he is older to be honest.
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He could arguably be posted in the attractive men thread, but I'm chosing this one because I feel so embarassed. James MacCormack from Mad Lions. I hate e-sports but my bf watches LoL, so I'll do it in solidarity from time to time and now I'm a bit obsessed. He's not my usual type at all, I low-key thought he was a fakeboy at first. It's like a hate attraction or something.
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i'm embarrassed to write it out but he's had so many great scenes and lines so far this season i'm starting to feel a bit attracted to karl from succession. i like older men usually but for some reason this particular attraction feels more wrong which only makes it hotter i'm so sorry
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i’m obsessed with men that have long hair and glasses
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Watched Little Nicky for the first time since I was a kid and realized I’m really into evil metrosexuals
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Slip in me Jimmy!
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I wonder how Tucker Chan is holding up
Also he looks like Ted Bundy here kek
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I find Jesse Eisenberg so fucking attractive in every role, it's genuinely a problem
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A part of me is glad that the film fell through because i would have been down so fucking bad for weeks after watching the film. I think it's worse when he's 3dp than an ugly ass drawing. Idgaf about the actor btw, just in this role. why do i like characters who are terrible??? I wish i could like cute twinks like all the cool nonnies.
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Where my Jeff fans at? (Guy on the right for the uninformed)
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the devils (1971)
I was joking.
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watching death machine and trying not to think about the irreparable amount of damage it would have caused to my psyche and taste in men if i watched it as an edgy teenager.
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there's something about his autistic enthusiasm, i feel like he would give great head
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Mmmmmmmmm David Wallace
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Sad and pathetic men are my weakness. I know I'm not the only one who wanted to fuck the shit out of Beau's traumatized ass
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Michael Gira from Swans, I've listened to his music for a while and never thought much of him but recently I heard that he was raped in prison and it's flipped a switch, oh to be a fly on the wall
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I love him pre 90s no matter what but Travis is the best of the best. I could fix him but I don’t want to. >>323882
How was the movie by the way? I’ve been wanting to see it but my theater is full of retards and it’s three hours kek
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>>323955>I could fix him but I don’t want to
god-tier take nonna, love me some Travis.
Watching Beau felt like peeking into someone's inappropriately hilarious fever dream, you should totally watch it if you can stomach the runtime! >>323932
He was in character kek, but obviously I still would. He looked better at the premiere
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I will never stop simping for based pimp killer Travis Bickel.
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I know I’m gonna get blasted for this and rightfully so but I would literally suck Contrapoint’s dick so good that he would turn into a man again. Something about the combination of his androgyny, horse face, and lengthy body is weirdly attractive to me.
nta who posted him but to be fair posting fucked up men was originally the whole point of these threads (technically it still is in the thread OP). there used to be pedos and terrorist bombers posted too. still kind of is if we count bowie as the former
i think the thread title change causes some confusion tbh.
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i really don’t care what type of person he was, i want to fuck him regardless
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breed me and rip my throat out daddy
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The things I'd do to him are indescribable.
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For me, it's him in Raising Arizona.
You are aware that this thread originated from 'men you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck’ where anons were posting all sort of serial killers, dictators and other degenerate scrotes, right?
But tbh I think that we should differentiate threads and keep this one for ugly, weird but rather unoffensive men and 'men you’re ashamed to fuck' for its original purpose.
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he's everything I look for in a man and I hate that I can no longer shout it from the rooftops in good conscience. I try to cope by telling myself that cousin Greg is different from the actor who plays him, but I know the character is probably a sleaze on the show too kek. Truly a shame because this motherfucker activates my hormones like no one else
Now if anons posted mtf trannies in any kind of women
attraction threads that
would be a bannable offence tbh.
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i’m a sicko i know.
Are you calling the anon you responded to a twitterfag? You sound like the retarded newfag because this >>324500
was obviously just a joke response to a cringy post. YOU go back.
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Just saw some Youtube vid where Emily Blunt admitted she had a crush on Roy Scheider in Jaws. I swear to fucking god…
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Trevor Rainbolt the geoguesser guy, god I know he looks like every generic white man but the things I would do to him.
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speaking of dracula dwight frye was a lil cutie. loved his version of renfield
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I really like that you can see the outline of his dick on taskmaster
This. This is the UNCONVENTIONAL thread for a reason, go back to the attractive men thread if you want to nitpick other anon's tastes or moralfag.
Anyways I've posted him before but this shirtless schizo is so cute>>324502
I want to ride in his taxi cab
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I find him so unironically attractive. I feel my grip on reality slipping further every day
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I'll take my ban. For real though I just like the actor not the character. But he's still technically pretty hot in this movie. Sorry.
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I do blame nonna for choosing that ugly old Oliver pic when a younger version was at least more presentable. Anglos always age terribly.
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all britpop men esp damon, jarvis, and liam
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Tfw no hypochondriac but kind and sweet quirky boyfriend to play the piano to you and hum incessantly >>325646
Not unconventional in the slightest. He was a major teen heartthrob, he was like on every 90s girl's bedroom wall lol
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This picture is doing something to me.
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He always gave me major creep vibes but I absolutely love how a horror geek he is
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his personality and the way he carries himself are so hot. i love quiet but confident masculinity.
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Late 80s jailbait for girls and women.
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I just started watching Adam Ragusea's cooking videos recently, I love how he explains everything so quickly and easily and also goes into a good amount of detail. I just find his videos so comfy to watch, and I also want to fuck him in his kitchen and make him leave his glasses on during.
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i don’t know why he was hot in this movie and nowhere else
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I need psychological help
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They made the actor hotter in the Star Wars video game
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meatloaf in rocky horror picture show
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I could say that it's just because he looked and sounded cute but it would be a bad cope because there are dozens of guys exactly like him around every SuPerAlko and I don't find them attractive. So it really is the fact that he also killed people unfortunately.
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That's good, nona. Good.
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OK, please don't judge me too harshly for this, but…
… literal 99 year old Charles Munger, lol.
It isn't physical. It's not about wanting to fuck him, or anything like that. But I go to business school and seeing how moids in my classes worship the ground this guy walks on kinda makes me want him in some vague way. It's like he's the "King of Men" or something, what Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate are LARPing at, this guy really is. There isn't a single ambitious moid on the planet who isn't on this guy's dick.
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You're not alone nona, I thought he was hot in Community. I shared that with my friends once and they all went "EWWWWWW" kek
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I always found this ex-football player quite attractive. Now the club posted photos of him and this one is quite adorable.
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I'm not sorry
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I've always been insanely attracted to filipino men
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yukihiro takahashi, he aged pretty well imo
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I think he’s handsome but I’m so embarrassed to admit I even know who he is, mostly because his fan base is toxic as hell. I don’t even watch his streams. I just love a Boston accent.
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But THIS is the East Coast crush I’m truly embarrassed by. He makes me laugh and he has beautiful eyes.
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I want fuck this autist so bad….. ugh when he smashes his space bar after looking at a leaf and saying it’s obviously from Drammen , Norway , just does something idk.
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The guy from Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. Chicago accent, roughneck, fucking loves plants, could listen to him tell me about rock formations all day.
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The song is a bop and the assburger reindeer nation deserves to win solely for 110% committing to the bit but I hope he loses because I don't want to be reminded of how badly I wanted to fuck this ugly manlet next year.
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trying to find a cute picture of Ian felt like when you have a crush and you're trying to find a good picture to show your friends but you can't find one
i liked him when he was a mean twink too. i have a degradation kink i wanted him to bully me so bad.
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Samefagging to say I deeply regret my words. Painu hevon vittuun fucking Sweden, the pillage of Sigtuna will commence again.
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Sam Rockwell, but specifically his role as the pathetic, racist, repressed, dumb-as-bricks cop who lives with his mother, in the move Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. I could fix him. He'd be so grateful to have me.
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Guys that look like this.
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Estonian rapper Tommy Cash
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would still hit, they peaked lookwise right at the end of the cancer crew career but mullet ian was ratty and cutei wanna viciously abuse max and get bullied by ian at the same time baww
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bruhmanegod is my dream man. i want to sit on his face and have him go to TOWN on my pussy
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I haven’t posted on this website in months, just wanted to post this here cause he looks hot in this and it reminded me of this thread lol
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Danny elfman better picrel
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How have I never someone who loves him like me.
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yeah he somehow looks worse now than when he had the longer hair and his reflective fivehead out on display, tragic
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I need to sperg out with this guy
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paved the way for autists being attractive
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"Babe, you dropped this" was surprisingly smooth in a sleazily self aware way.
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So that makes at least three of us (eyebag enjoyers) huehue
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if you keep replying i won't be able to stop posting him!!! can't believe there's another ian enjoyer here. too bad there's not a normie thread for the boys where we can sperg
agreed btw he has the tone of a slapstick nerd but somehow it's hot
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He’s still got it tbh. He took forever to age. Early 2000s Byrne is as good as ‘77
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He’s not cute anymore in succession..but 2005 Mr. Darcy does it for me. I don’t know if it’s the stupid hair or big sad pathetic eyes but I want him
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come on now nonita don't do anything you'll regret, plus part of ian's "unconventional" attractiveness is that he's lowkey a psycho
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i see where you're coming from just be safe w the whole ex-teacher thing nonipoo, live out your fantasy. ian is not a bad looking dude and lookalikes are hard to come by, go bag the man of your dreams!
posting one last pic for me specifically max thanks for activating my latent vom fetish