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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
This thread's cover star is cartoon voiced Twitter outlaw Jordan B Peterson.
Previous thread >>260491
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Of all the people you choose to open the thread with, that's who you choose?
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Recently discovered Joe Rogan didn’t always look like an old tomato infused with steroids.
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Getting this out of the way since he makes an appearance every thread kek
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young clifford lane and anthony fauci. i'm not american, btw. i just hear their names online sometimes
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balletfagging. young baryshnikov was peak man for me
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my very special somepony
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The movie was meh, but he was kind of hot as an autist. Also, the glasses.
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No I am not getting horny over a corny low-budget “comedy” movie. I’m simply appreciating the zombies professionally. Look at the ass of that one on top of the car. Do you see it? Why is it so fat?
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the reign of the chessanons is about to begin…
nakamura is pretty cute, in my opinion. i like his beard, hair, face structure, eyes… i got bullied because i said he was pretty atractive
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me too, nonna. physically, bobby fischer would be the ideal man for me (1,85..) but i really love how cocky karpov looks in every photo there is of him when he was younger…
fun fact! i only got into chess so that my obsession with chess players would be justifiable
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i could've saved him…
>>277144>i got bullied because i said he was pretty atractive
wtf! he's not my type but he's clearly pretty decently good looking >>277149
nta but i agree so hard on this. bobby fischer is SO HOT. like. i for real rarely find celebrities/people i dont personally know to be attractive. but hes legit so sexy to me, the arrogance just makes him even hotter. i love his face. im the anon who posted >>277134
so i definitely just have a weird thing for this phenotype.
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i love you nonna, you are literally so based. i said once to my friend that nakamura is hot and she said "ew, no. you know who's hot? magnus carlsen" THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN CAVEMAN.
also, yesssss bobby fischer was tall, arrogant and obsessive. he was so schizo, i want him so baddd. it's a shame he died in such a horrible state. would still fuck, tho
(btw, i am the nonna who posted >>277143
eh, he just is better looking that i expected. i just love smug men, sorry
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in this thread we post slavs and SLAVS ONLY
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Jeremy Allen White in The Bear, god I just want to ride him.
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God he was so cute when he was younger. He’s aged like milk in a hot Floridian car. When I hear his voice I picture someone else kek.
i watched you chaaaaaange into a fat assssss
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is this chino moreno. if so, yeah, its a tragedy. i've noticed that latinos tend to get smaller and fatter once they hit around 40. a tragedy, y'know, the achatadito-fication of many hot latinos
OP why did you need to do this to us lol.>>277023
Had a huge crush on him when he hosted fear factor, reminded me of Chino Moreno.>>277034
Sadly thats the greatest danger of conspiracy theories, they ruin you. Hes a 10/10 here.>>277211>>277214
My fellow anons, did not expect to see this on here, great taste!
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Everyone loves to hang onto this singular moment because he actually looked like this most of his young adulthood. Attractive Rogan lasted a year max.
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This fool too. He only looked like that for a very short period of time. Always been a nutjob though.
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also, i do not discriminate. i love both sides of the cold war.
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AYRT-It is Chino. I’ve been in love with his voice since I was a kid. Deftones was my first concert I went to at 13 kek. Looking at photos of him from the 90s brings back first-crush feelings.
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im the same anon that this two. i am also spainanon, the one that lurks many threads.
anyways just wanted to hop in with my astronaut kink and hsare that spain's previous science minister is pedro duque, a retired astrounat that NASA fooled into believing that he went to space.
he's also pretty cute! to my standards
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Did some investigating and tbh it seems like it. His nose was thicker when he was younger, unless I'm wrong. I still think he looks cute even with that honker. Tbh he kind of looks like my uncle that died from prostate cancer before he got fat. Very confusing for me.
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basically, he kept sending emails that said "please send me, i'm ready" everyday to the high charges of NASA and the main decision taking man Charles Bolden thoughit was pretty cute, and partly wanted him to shut the fuck up, because it was kinda annoying
so they made a false operation called STS-95 in the Discovery, because they "thought it was cute that he would live his dream, even if it was fake"
so they dressed him up and gave him a walkie talkie and kept saying weird numbers and words to make it more real (the suit was from Toys R' Us and the walkie-talkie was from Fisher Price, btw)
they said that pedro was "very nervous, but very happy and excited" he even said "wait until my cousins see me!"
funny stuff, uh?
Kek this is why I mentioned YOUNG chino >>277230>visceral
I only called him fat nona. Are you related to him
link to the source is here elmundotoday.com/2016/05/la-nasa-reconoce-que-hizo-creer-a-pedro-duque-que-viajo-al-espacio/
its in spanish, but you can always use google translate
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yuri kasparyan of kino. there was a tsoianon last thread, i wonder where she went>>277158
you chessfags are onto something…
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thanks, nonna! we know us chessanons are based
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omg i remember it… the fact that he left the publuc for two months after NASA said it… kek
but he was cute in the 90s
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didn't it influence him having to leave as minister? like that shit was wild. i still can't believe it
and amerifags think their politics are crazy…
soy jack looking mf
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Nonnies in /ot/ are right… he looks like a sped right now but it's kind of cute
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They took the wrong Biden boy. Beau had potential. Hunter looks like the literal coomer meme; balding and all.
Glad to know that there are some nonas with good taste. His voice is like ecstasy. Deftones is made for people who are horny 24/7.>>277270
Yes! I enjoyed Gojira but I was only really there for Deftones. They put on a great show, sucks that Stef is a bit of a nutjob and has smoked himself to retardation kek
Thank you for the laughs nonna's!>>277263>>277266>>277271
Mad respect to my chad nonna's with great audio taste!
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He's attractive because he isn't afraid to voice his opinion on controversial topics among other things. Think about how cult-like the reaction to Ellen's trooning has been and how JBP still stood by what he said. He's not right about everything by any means but I have to respect him for that.
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Billie joe armstrong. Too bad he looks like shit now
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i've seen him posted a million times already but my lust is new and strong.
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hamilton morris pre-glasses is so hot to me
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Just let us enjoy youthful non-bloated Rogan in peace
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Tell me you are a dateless virgin without telling me you are a dateless virgin. Get help, you are either a troll either a prey for manipulative men.
Shapiro's personality screams annoying little brother or middle child desperately acting but I'd take him over Jordan P. Looking at >>277301
, Ben can clean up and take care of himself and his clearly undiagnosed autism can be cute in small doses. Jordan P just seems like any random old scrote .
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Almost as bad as the Kanye or Pete choice. Why live when you can die instead
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He’s still hot as an old man imo
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I love him even tho he is old. Loved him as Hal out of all his roles.
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i’m going to hell <3
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He’s so sleazy I love it
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his skin aged poorly but his good features and bone structure are apparent even then
wish I could watch more of him in his prime, he was hella handsome
28, already looked a bit older than that IMO
he really is handsome in a preppy sort of way
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He would look so much better right now if he kept his real teeth. Those blinding white toilet chompers look awful, especially since he’s letting everything else go.
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i am always sad at how he ended up… rip daddy fischer
finally someone else that likes hamilton morris
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mommey won't give him thee thrown. pour charles
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ummm I uh uhm
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Stephen Malkmus was a cute dork back in the 90s.
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Both of the Sparks brothers at once but I'd only make eye contact with the moustache'd one.
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Yep, not sure why he does it for me so much. Part of it is his role as the straight man stoic I'm sure.
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His worst mistake was growing out his hair. I don't know maybe it would look better on him if he wasn't a midget.>>277460
This length wasn't too bad, I guess.
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guy cihi. the actor that james from silent hill 2 is modeled after
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young joe biden
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Ever since the ripe age of 20
Still love em
The fivehead just means more area to cover with kisses
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oooh shit you're right-
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the chess fandom is dying!!1! quick dubov pic to save it!!!
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he’s so cute but he dresses like a complete retard. Le sigh
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i like that hair better than what this abomination was
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Oh my god me too. It makes me irrationally annoyed that Karley Sciortino from Slutever ended up dating him, and is NOW dating my longtime crush, Zach Woods.
Bitch. [salutes and cries a single tear]
>>277494>Karley Sciortino from Slutever ended up dating him
theres a sex tape of them out there, its only like a minute long and super weird. she doms him and its so awkward lmao. they didnt seem like a good match at all. i remember in some podcast ep i listened to with him he said his ideal relationship is being allowed to fuck off and disappear for months in a lab somewhere while his gf doesnt care.
zach woods is cute too, i had no idea karley was dating him LMAO. god dammit why is my type the same as hers.
the ad she posted for her perfect man was pretty funny too and i think it perfectly describes our type
“Busty, blonde 23 y/o girl seeks hot, weird-looking guys / general freaks. Into tall and very thin. Large nose a plus. Between 18 and 30. Preferably deaf. I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”
some of my favourite quotes from the same article she wrote about her relationships
"The first video of Hamilton’s I came across was of him in the Amazon rainforest being ritualistically burned and dosed with the hallucinogenic venom of a tree frog. His shirtless body, which was covered in bug bites and dirt, looked worryingly under-inflated. I want him inside me, I thought."
"Hamilton was possibly the most beautiful person my eyes had ever seen: deep-set eyes, body like a line drawing, deathly pallor, long locks of chestnut-brown hair — and, of course, a big fuck-off nose. His voice alone made you want to fuck him: warped and uncomfortably deep, like a cassette tape that had been left out in the sun too long"
" I hugged him and his body felt like a bag of nails covered in wax."
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As long as he keeps the Majima voice and I don't have to see his face I would
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Can you believe he voices this?
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jerma is conventionally attractive i think, total himbo, but… i agree.
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he's so dumb… such a caveman… i want him so badd-
i just read it now, kek nonny
That's the most unflattering pic I've seen of this guy. >>277515
looks much better
. they dress like drag queens before a reveal.
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Keeping the streamer train going.
>>277504>23 y/o girl seeks hot, weird-looking guys / general freaks. Into tall and very thin. Large nose a plus. Between 18 and 30. I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby
I feel called out
why deaf tho
I'm more ashamed to admit/careful about admitting I like "ugly" men here on lolcow than anywhere else.
In real life, it depends on the man's reputation. Like for example if I found a nazi attractive (though I don't), I wouldn't admit it.
For some reason, I read this as “Joe Francis” at first and I was like “ew why.” But then I saw “Rogan” and I was relieved. And yeah, I do see it, nonnie
. At least when he was younger.
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he was kinda hot back when he was fucked up…
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the jerma anons ranting about his hair reminded me of this pic… it's an edit, but still…
I'm the from earlier who mentioned only being attracted to Jerma with the longer hair. I cant even begin to tell you how retarded of an effect this edit had on me.
What the fuck, why am I like this? Why am I a hair sperg? I'm not even that attracted to Jerma in the first place, but that pic made me feel like an animal for a minute. I hate long grown out metalhead hair but the hair in that edit is my idea of perfection.
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I hate myself for this one
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Forsen can easily shift to the conventionally attractive thread if he tried.
I had already forgotten how weak I am for this idiot. He is exactly my type, especially with his obnoxious facial expressions and his voice. I think he is quite conventional, it's the personality that makes him "unconventional" in LC standards.
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i would raise a child with him in an extremely accurate and intricately planned simulation of parenthood
I’ve literally felt the same way and I’ve also had the same thought as >>277720
. He really looks like Paul Dano. I found current pics of Liquid Chris and he’s just okay now from what I remember. He became a doctor lol.
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ever since watching bcs
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God I love Ben so much. He and his wife make a good-looking couple.
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Bud Cort, specifically in the early 70s around the MASH/Brewster McCloud/Harold and Maude era. I think he's so adorable. When he cries it's so cute, and his voice is so soothing. He would treat me right.
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God tier taste, nonnie
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I've seen his pics as a young man and idk why maybe it's his large intense pretty eyes and his nice lip shape but I wouldn't use the word handsome or cute for him, I'd say he is actually beautiful
picrel is de-aged gus
Nah I tell people all the time. People already see me as a freak centrist because I hold rad fem opinions mixed in with cherry picked right wing opinions. I just don't care anymore. Being honest is way better than trying to fit into a box.
Also, you could just find someone attractive without agreeing with them.
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I have an unexplainable crush on this man
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I hate him.
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I feel like he simultaneously has a baby baby and old face. I love it so much, though.
Jesus look at his eyes
he's like, mess-era Lohan high
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Weird tooth but cute face, I guess.
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Are you retarded? He looks post-wall.
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Well this was nightmarish
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Richard Ashcroft from The Verve is so munted but hot to me
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its crazy knowing he was this guy in do the right thing
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I think Mike Patton is attractive in general,but there’s something about old Mike (especially when he has double-braids) that’s really hot to me.
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You got me looking up older pics of him now and damn, would
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I don’t know if he’s been posted yet but David Harbour is one handsome step-dad
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Kevin can do no wrong, I meant unconventional as in he's not considered a heartthrob
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dont forget the wardrobe god i love suits so much>>277774
fuck i love lalo too
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I'm a sucker for Hopper, particularly his heavier look as well as in uniform.
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>young elvis presley
>young john lennon
Hatefuck John Lennon
Marry (and divorce) Moz
Kill Elvis (ugley pedo)
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I'm so sorry.
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From a purely current looks point, he's kind of cute
Lalo is soooooooooo hot.
Everything about him oozes sex appeal
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i want to go back in time to tie him up and beat the shit out of him and make him cry. and maybe afterwards there'd be a whole radiohead album about it. he's palpably obnoxious just by looking at pictures of him and it arouses both anger and horniness in me. even as a dried up piece of jerky old gollum man. voice of an angel though. i love annoying looking bird boned shorties. i'm getting really into radiohead can you tell.
marry lennon (he's the best looking of the three when he was skinny)
fuck elvis (for the clout and also his voice is sexy)
kill morrissey (for obvious reasons)
Marry Lennon (as he'll be assassinated and then I can be a wealthy widow)
Fuck Elvis (because he's hot but I also don't want to stick around to see him get fat)
Kill Morrissey (because his music is the worst of the three)
i don't care much about any of them i just wanted to play the game
And started dating a young model
All men is the same
John Lennon had crazy yellow fever and was a piece of shit to his eldest son, that's most of what I know about him from my limited knowledge kek. I'd still pick him over Elvis though, pretty sure I'd fuck John (even if it was only to get to Paul), marry problematic
bi Morrissey (I could have saved him) and kill Elvis.
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Any fellow Kafka nonnies out here?
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he’s as “bisexual” as freddie mercury or george micheal was, he’s obviously gay and had a long term relationship with a rough blue collar guy. and a thing for johnny marr ofc. still the most tolerable of the three because at his heart he’s just a bitchy gay guy. lennon and elvis just had oedipus complexes that manifested in different ways (john wanted a mommy, elvis just wanted pure virgin teen girls he never actually fucked just hung around with)>>278327
more women need to get on the yoko/courtney/wallis simpson grind. this is why women hate meghan markle because she managed to turn a literal prince into her submissive husband
some men are beyond saving tho, like richard ramirez, but i think i could’ve fixed pic related if i fed really hard into his abandonment issues
girl, those are faghags.
and it depends what you like in a man. i mean, if i was a position of power i would def have lennon as my male mistress. just as a symbol of power, but i could never live with mr heroin mommy issues
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hands off my husband
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would you really choose john over paul?
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George Harrison in A Hard's Day Night
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Put me in his shark tank
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I am so attracted to men from the lost generation that it's actually driving me insane
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i feel so gross about this one but he's so hot
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I thought this was Vincent Kartheiser at first
i just looked him up, he aged poorly but he looks so cute in your picrel
they have the same sad puppy eyes and air of patheticness about them. weirdly hot
He's the Qtest
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he looks extremely washed out and old now, I would argue he only looked super cute in this pic
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his hair is perfect
Not my type but i agree he used to be really cute and the hair was gorgeous. Too bad he literally turned into a monster, i don't know how Hila is so accepting of it, she's making him too comfortable with his situation.
He also got dumber and dumber as years passed, he's now a caricature of a woke stupid liberal. I hate him (although i feel for him for the Trisha situation, this cow is worse than him).
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I started TWD weeks ago since the last season got announced and I wanted to catch up to it. This unwashed man makes me go FERAL. Everything about his character is so fucking attractive to me, it's not fair
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You should play Death Stranding just for the webcam hijinks alone.
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>shameful for their reputation
Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer Putin wants to exchange for Brittney Griner (the WNBA player). He's nicknamed "The Merchant of Death" and he inspired Nic Cage's character in Lord of War but he's totally my type
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i used to think he looks like a retard. idk what happened but the latest season had me panting whenever he was on screen.
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I sometimes go to human tooth sharpening page on Wikipedia just to look at this picture
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I'm on several watchlists now thanks nonnie
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I would do unspeakable things just to resurrect this man and have him whisper disgusting, naughty things in my ear.
Yeah, he was pretty hot. Poor Hila.>>278615
He's only attractive when he's like this.>>278623
Nta but it's from the show it's just a super nice quality gif.
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But is it Kieran you like, or Roman? Picrel really belongs in the "attractive men you want to fuck" thread but as long as we're talking Succession I want Tom and Roman to fight to the death to be my bf.
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I thought the thread pic was young Christopher Lee. Speaking if Christopher Lee, he was always old looking but that rat phenotype always got the fattest most heaving dicks in the world
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Him young. He looks like such a baby here
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OGA BOOGA GIMME THAT COCK
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Same^2. Adding onto Joseph Quinn… why is he SO cute as Eddie and borderline goblin IRL? His styling on the show makes me doki-doki so hard, why is it difficult to be cute out of character???
Forgive my horny sperg, nonnas
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i'd absolutely destroy these fucking losers in a van dp.
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loved Hal too
he is cute
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RIP - He ain't dead yet but his looks long are
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>wanna see my floppy disk, nonnie?
extremely based >>278858
young steve mogs him!!!
Ben was really wasted by becoming who he is. Imagine nonnas, he could have been a relatively laid back dorky boyfriend but NO. He had to be Ben lib-slayer Shapiro for some reason>>278443
He looks like his skin is stretched over his face as part of an alien disguise to look human. Have they rescued those minors he ran away with yet or has he eaten them?>>278500
Based. I'm obsessed with vintage jock types, I can't explain it.
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Appreciating vintage jocks is a sign of patrician taste and requires no explanation.
What a fucking nerd. Look how his voice cracks when he gets angry, oooo so scary. I want to beat him up.>>278847>>277172
Not only does he have a handsome face nice hair but he also has a nice ass
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good. they should’ve had hardcore gay sex together (only when pre wall)
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Ah, yes. I watched Horror of Dracula for the plot
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I can't be the only one here who would pick Walter over Hal
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I liked him in Seinfeld
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Nonnies i cant.. i want to suckle his fat inbred man titties kiss his gout bloated stomach and bully him pls!!
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My kryptonite will always be dorky ass .com bubble billionaires
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Here he is with his friends
He was really hot with the beard and square glasses. Too bad he only had that for one episode.
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it's roman specifically i think, which i'm ashamed of because he's such a scumbag i feel guilty that i want him KEK.
i want to eat him though. this fanart is so good
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which one of you is urinal pilled his artwork is absolute shit but he looked so hot when he was young
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Not a Disney adult but I’d ride him
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If only I had a time machine
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Glad to see other anons who feel similarly.
I agree his actor looks like a goblin and something about him screams MOID to me, but when he plays Eddie I am absolutely dead.
My vibe is literally dying and I'm only half way through this season. Fuck.
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honestly idk…i really hope he is able to have sex without being a degenerate necro freak in s4. but no ones ever a winner in succession, so i am doubtful
btw nona, how do you feel about nick braun as greg? he's hot in a weird way
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Not the actor, just the character
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I’ve always joked about Theo Von and his mullet and said he looks like a Squidbilly or a possum. But today I saw videos of him when he was apparently on Road Rules back in 2002 and it did something for me
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Why do men age like milk
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Young Mike Stoklasa
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Well, I found your post intriguing so I googled “young Mike Stoklasa” and um EXCUSE ME
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There is no other explanation for my weird fixation on this ugly midget aside from ovulation but holy shit is the ovulation horniness getting to me. I'd let him hit it and I'd let him hit it badly. He could have a micropenis for all I care. He could nut in .05 seconds. I'd still fuck him and you know what, fuck it, I'd thank him for it too. please just kill me just end my suffering
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Thank you anon. I welcome the bullet wholeheartedly.as an aside, I can't stop staring at this blurry-ass gif of this manlet removing his suit jacket. I'm telling you there are worms eating large holes in my brain right now. Why is this shitty gif doing me in.
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I know he abandoned his wife when she had cancer and that he's old and gross and washed up and that he has a childbride and that he's the proto-incel, I get it. I still want to fuck him though. The fact that he's a piece of shit also kind of adds to it. Kms.
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I wanted to fuck him so badly back in the day
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I’m in love with him so I’d fuck him
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WOULD. WOULD. WOULD. WOULD.
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I'm not attracted to Greg or Nick Braun especially after his character hooked up with Dasha's kek but I know a lot of Tom/Greg shippers think he's hot. He started out a lot more likeable to me but in more of a potential friend way than a hot way. If Roman fucks anyone I want it to be Gerri
but I dunno if I can realistically see it
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What I'd kill for Mike to take care of himself the way Jay did.
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Same anon. Mike is very handsome. Got a wicked wit. He just needs to loose a bit of weight and he'd be perfect Daddy material.
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Damn, he's actually kinda got a nice body
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John hurt my beloved
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I had no idea he was short nona lmao
I'm still shamelessly into him, evem in his current pruned form.
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noel fielding from the mighty boost (right)
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he is not hiding, he is with me
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i can’t i am just destined to suffer
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When I found out he played Joseph Merrick in The Elephant Man, ah, what a film.
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i seem to have a thing for a lot of streamers. maybe its just too easy to get parasocial and attached
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F u c k I want him
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Ah fug forgot picture
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Another one is Ross. He looks like he's part of a death metal band that takes meth and eats babies but instead he's another cute dork that makes youtube videos where he roleplays as Freeman from Half Life and talks about weird games.
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Sad that he used to be more proactive back in the day. Nowadays, he's resigned to babysitting his spastic autist haven of a chat.
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He probably smells old but that's fine
>>279660>>279661>I love him so much he aged like fine wine to me
Last time I saw him, he looked like shit though due to the receding hairline, "where did the hair go?" indeed. It's a shame but with appropriate styling he can look decent. But despite that, I still like his eyes and his smile is still adorable. He also loves his cat and seems to be a good husband and father which gives him bonus points. I don't like lusting after his current self out of respect for his wife, who is very lucky, wasn't she a fan of his and that's how they met?
James was so fucking hot back in the day though.>Miss when nerdy guys were just socially awkward guys into niche hobbies instead of troons and porn addicts. Born too late to steal the virginity of peak ugly-cute nerds, why live.
I feel this. Watching the Atari Porn episode, when he said>imagine if you're just sitting around, minding your own business, then all of a sudden, some naked chick breaks and starts humping the crap outta yaHow I wished to make the AVGN's dream come true, I was very horny for him then
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I am so incredibly horny for saul goodamn
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Hopper anon here again, can't stop won't stop
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I would've murdered someone for the chance to marry this shy man.
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Go watch him in "I, Claudius". (He plays Caligula, not a troon, lol.)
I don't think you know anything about the AVGN
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To finalize the hornyposting for videogame nerds LGR made me understand why chubby chasers exist.>>279701
It's a character, when he's doing gameplays with his friend he's super chill, he has such a relaxing voice. Scott the woz unironically rages at videogames, he's a cute autist too. Man, why are nerdy boys so cute and how do i meet one that's not pornsick and on the verge of trooning.
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mm his flappy old man body so hawt,,,,,, hehe bitebitekissmwah
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i dreamt about sucking bob odenkirks dick last night what is wrong with me guys
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Nothing. He was a cutie when he was younger and he’s still low-key cute now.
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I want to roll him between my palms to shape him into a ball like playdough and slip him into my pocket for safekeeping. I've gone full blorbo mode.
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i know for a fact that I'm not the only one who wants to fuck him
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Idk what's wrong with me, I'm not usually attracted to super old scrotes but I watched kingdom of heaven recently and saladin was kind of hot to me
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im the dream nonna and my ex had a foot fetish and it was so hot so this has only made me hornier fuck
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I know this feeling anon. I usually prefer an elf king type but after seeing Kayvan Novak in What We Do In The Shadows I have decided that 'ancient middle eastern warlord' is my absolute type
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AYRT, I completely believe you would too, anon.
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hear me out
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his brother is even hotter desu
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girl he looks like this orangutan
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he would enslave every other numale goober ITT and that’s all that matters
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he is not “unconventional” per se, but i am reluctant to post in the other thread because i do not want to * him as he is a pretty wholesome family man and has a respectable wife.
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I want to be in the middle of Cleese/Palin sandwiche where Cleese is topping both of us
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I am just glad he is too irrelevant to work with now…>>279900
What does being Russian has to do with this?
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I know he's the favorite philosopher of reddit men but I'd smash regardless.
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NTAYRT but I had such a huge crush on young adult Dexter when I was a child especially in the ego trip movie. I feel like I can admit that here. I liked him almost as much as I liked Double D from Ed Edd n Eddy (the original 2D husbando)
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Nonnies…… I've hated this man, hated him for the longest time. Everything about him grates at me. His voice, his demeanour, his smugness. I hate him significantly more than any other man on the internet. But I had a sex dream about him last night and its sticking with me. He was a tender lover, we had sex in a pool. I'm so filled with shame over how much I enjoyed it. What have I become.
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we must imagine nonny
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if i could impregnate men he would be my first choice >>277348
and my second choice
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Kieran Culkin is so sexy. He’s like if David tennant and and Eddie furlong before he destroyed himself were mushed together
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young adult dexter reminds me of meeks from dead poets society kek (who i also find cute)>>279987
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i love his talking voice and the way he sings too tbh i needed to post this and leave it be because i keep looking at concerts help>>280088
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neil gaiman. ah- wish this gayman would get in my falafel…
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i'm meeks anon. i really like your redead, nonny
! who is he?
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it's danny elfman from oingo boingo!
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brad taste in music looks like a reanimated corpse and i love him
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wait he was the gay in scott pilgrim?
i'm sorry, i thought there where only 2 culkins, rory and macauly. i'm shocked there's a third, he looks exactly like macauly (but cuter)
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spaceboy, show me the stars…
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They're smart, they're sensitive, they scratch some kind of itch for anons like me who enjoy moid humiliation. What's not to love?
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i am legend… i am chessanon
i wanna keep posting fischer and karpov but i don't want to annoy everyon. anyways, here's hikaru
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ooh i will!
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i wish i could travel back in time and save him… from himself…
he was just so cocky and mean and had snark and a lot of ego. i hate him, but i love him, and i would marry him
he was also 1'85, so damn…
AYRT, thanks for reminding me that I want to fuck Dwight Schrute>>280135
I have never been able to find a clear answer myself, but I have a preference for smart men, and I love that nerds are pathetic and meek and I want to use them as sex toys. They appeal to my sadistic side.>>280088
Thanks for sharing him, nonny
! This is one of the cutest nerds I've ever seen.
haha yeah nonna, i think nerds are adorable, too. i really dig when they have short dark hair, buck teeth and glasses. i also like dwight, but only the british version. >>280155
feeling blessed bc there's a new cashier in the store i frequent who looks just like him but with darker hair and braces
In my very personal opinion, a nerd is not complete without his glasses. Nerds without glasses are cute too but usually I'm not very attracted to them. I also have a preference for certain kinds of glasses, it's an obsession that reaches autistic levels.
I hate The Office US, but I haven't watched the original either. I just know that Dwight activates something in my brain that makes me wanna tie him up. (Don't watch the video if you don't feel like seeing Dwight belly)
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what happened to the lennonfags here <\3>>280136
he was really ethnic looking for a homebred eastern european jew, hot though
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Yorkeposting again and I don't think I'm sorry this time. Ugly little runt. I love him.
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carefull with the emoji there, nonna!
thanks. posting more of fischer because i am literally obsessed
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I relate so much Anon, my revelation was Tywin in GOT. So old oh my god.
But… He's extremely tall, has piercing blue eyes, a gorgeous strong voice, an insane charismatic presence, is intelligent with a sharpened political sense of strategy. You could see he had ego but not in the "megalomaniac with illusions of grandeur" kind of way, he was still grounded in reality and mostly wise. You could also feel his soft side sometimes, mainly with Arya, he didn't show it explicitly but the fact that he knew she wasn't a peasant and did nothing about it, not causing harm unnecessarily to a child, made him even hotter to me.
Basically everything about him screams intimidating powerful man, and i'm attracted to that.
I really loved his character on the show too but when I looked up the actor and seen he's dating a woman 22 years younger than him I got turned off so quickly
His previous gf was 34 years younger too.
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I hate all the Try Guys, but I hate Zach the most because he also turns me on. Usually I feel no shame or negative feelings towards my unconventional attractions, but god I hate him so much. Looking at him makes my blood boil, but I also want to fuck him so badly, I hate it. I can feel my face getting red. I want to tie him up and torture him and inflict so much pain upon him. I want to make him cry. Literal weak beta soyboy stereotype, he’s so stupid. Fuck him.
If it makes you guys feel better, Tywin in the books really loved and was devoted to his age-appropriate wife. I think she might have even been a bit older than him. The quotes about their relationship are sweet and sad. >Lord Tywin seldom spoke of his wife, but Tyrion had heard his uncles talk of the love between them. In those days, his father had been Aerys's Hand, and many people said that Lord Tywin Lannister ruled the Seven Kingdoms, but Lady Joanna ruled Lord Tywin.>Only Lady Joanna truly knows the man beneath the armor, and all his smiles belong to her and her alone. I do avow that I have even observed her make him laugh, not once, but on three separate occasions!>With her death, Grand Maester Pycelle observes, the joy went out of Tywin Lannister, yet still he persisted in his duty.>He was not the same man after she died, Imp. The best part of him died with her.
thanks for reminding me nonnie
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Kek he was just trying to get you to focus on what was really
important: circulating the mf tapes!
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Between Jordan and Ben who do you think is the wildest in bed?
Jordan is old and a druggie. He'd find an evolutionary psychological reason not to go down on you.
Ben has a fast little mouth and adores his wife. You can tell he def eats coochie.
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did you forget this? kek.
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Back with the forbidden long-haired Joel.
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Umm young John Travolta…
TRA shit: https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1308361841215668224
Curious how he's so ardent to defend free speech when it comes to kiddy porn but has shown no support for TERF
's freedom of speech.
He admonishes lolicon haters that "if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost", but he won't stand up for speech he doesn't like (such as Rowling's) himself.
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Two of my favorite goofy nerds in one thread? Dreams coming true
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This pretty boy. The eyes, the cheekbones… those kissable lips. How magnificent does he look in his horrible retribution video with the evening sun on his beautiful face.
And no, I'm not a hybristophiliac. What he did was unspeakable, but I can still appreciate his beauty.
What a cruel, twisted world this is.
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kek anon i posted him here around the same time last year. i still maintain that he was retarded ( i think his dad said that he may have had aspergers and i dont doubt that considering well, his interests ) but i still feel something towards him probably because i am also wasian and of a similar mix. but yeah he's a fag and has a hideous side profile i recommend you look it up>>280822
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picrel is lq sorry!!! i cant find this specific one in better quality, but it makes me feel like a rabid dog. i think he’s autistic because he’s so weird in interviews but either way i want to fuck him
i love u jeremy strong
Love Joel! I really thought the show got funnier with Mike as the host, but Joel always seemed so wholesome and fun. Nice taste nonnie
I know how his profile looks like, still not bad enough to deterr me.
I believe that's actually one of Stallone's daughters hugging him there, but not blonde, so not good enough for him.>>280834
Is there a source for this?
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only men can have dick sucking lips, women just have big lips>>280142
he looks a little FAS i find it cute
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Anyone else? I watched the original Ghost Hunters every day in middle school and had a big crush on these two, especially Steve. They were always getting up to some wacky hijinks compared to the more serious Jay and Grant.
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Otto Dix, but only because of his catfish self portraits. He knew how to exaggerate his sexy features and downplay his incel jaw. It adds a dashing nasty-gentleman persona to his mediocrely attractive but characteristic, memorable features. Like a stuck-up slut. Reminds me of very professional gay men working white-collar jobs that are the cock hungriest whores in their private lives but in a violently heterosexual manner. I want to replace the stick up his ass with my fingers, and I’ve always been fascinated by white boys who have inexplicably fat lips.
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he was even kind of cute in newsradio (1998ish) fuck he aged horribly
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i was like damn - his body type, trashy hair and little mustache do something to me he looks like he would pull you away from an event and fuck you in a public bathroom or parked car
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I want him to scream into my pussy
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all the chessanons forget the blueprint for hot GM's: Alekhine
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For me, it's Eric
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>>281172>the 70s were a peak in atractive english men
It was in part due to long hair being fashionable
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idk, he is made to be dommed, I want to break him
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he has the cutest, softest looking belly, Im such a creep for him
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i am not a very big fan of alekhine, but goddamn the man was hot
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all GM nonnies, i raise you: young alexander grischuk
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Dennis Cleveland Stewart (Craterface from Grease) kind of looks cute in pic rel. maybe he would’ve been better if he had a more pathetic personality
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was he posted already?
i think he's cute and handsome in a nerdy way
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I've decided Jeffrey Combs is the sexiest man alive
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NEED black books dylan moran
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Though if you really want to enjoy him at his best, watch Star Trek Deep Space 9. He's a complete delight in it
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Mike, I could make you a very happy man I promise
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That was never an option, he was always destined to be a depressed schlub. Look at pics of him young, its like Jack Nicholson in the Shining pretending to be a normal man.
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I mean yeah, Raimi is cute
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One piddly little yorkepost before I start my shift. I WILL be thinking about him. also great photoshoot I've been feasting on it for a few weeks now.
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I always thought arin hanson was kinda cute when I was younger…
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He's so hot
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This used to be my all time favorite show as a little kid. I felt no attraction to Steve until rewatching recently realizing that he is just my type. Steve will always be my fav host. I think he still looks cute…
Thank you nonnie
I posted Steve at the end of the last thread and I was waiting for someone to chime in, kek. Still love him
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Thanks to the nona that mentioned the show Flowers, I know have a crush on this old dude. I think it's the eyebrows. They're so sharp.
AYRT, sorry nonny
I didn't see your reply until today. I ought to watch Star Trek one of these days, after all there must be several good reasons why it has always had such a large female fanbase
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i feel like he’s submissive
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in the most recent episode of the rehearsal he mentions that he has a tendency to let his partner make the decisions to avoid conflict and i want to believe nathan is submissive but he is such a mystery that either could be true
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Okay grandpa Limmy let's go!! To all Limmy lovers up in here, do you prefer him during the Limmy's show years or during his octogenerian twitch streaming dad years? Or both? Tbh I can't make up my mind, Limmy's good either way.
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I've been watching a lot of Vice YouTube videos pretty much exclusively for Taji. He's awkward in a way that reminds me of Nathan Fielder and I wont him.
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He was pretty cute.
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based taste>>282133>into a lot of strange, esoteric spiritual shit
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posted the one on the left before in an older thread but i cannot stress this enough. i don’t get enough out of sex with men to give it to them but these two were SO sexy in the 90s…they could do whatever to me idc.
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that is so disrespectful. ween makes really good music and they used to be sexy, some might say they still are, although most wouldn’t. maybe carrot top is sexy too, i don’t know a lot about the guy.
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He gives off asexual vibes now but I can fix him
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Young Kristian Anttila could've done anything he wanted to me
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LMFAO I considered adding an "inb4 he looks like Adam Driver"
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Mmmmmmmmm nice and sexy, still prefer driver though
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young roald dahl
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I know he's posted every other day but damn his weight loss did him wonders
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He isn’t unconventional but I know how you guys are. Anyway I want Kyle Jenners bodyguard he’s fine
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Ooh I like him he’s got such a sexy nerd vibe
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nonna, if you like famous authors when they were young, just look up young hemingway lol
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Tito was cute, even though he was a shameless whore
At least he promoted equality and women getting higher work positions
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Last night I had a dream I had sex with Bob Odenkirk. He was doing a meet and greet in a mall and he let me come back to his place, which was the basement of the mall. I'm not even a huge fan of BCS or have ever been into him but now that's changed
Nonita I had a recent dream about me and him working in a big office together, shagging him and then the whole office avoiding me for my terrible taste in men
Even my dreams are self aware
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….I wish he wasn’t so disgusting, he was a qt, rip
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I've never been as attracted to somebody as I am to Matt Berry as a vampire
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I find him so hot in The Crown, I feel bad for the traumatized GOT nonnies even though I don't watch the show though kek
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Yes Nonna he's so damn fine I once had a dream of getting him all flustered in a hot tub
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Kek i used to have a mini-crush on his 11th Doctor. I am glad I saw the series with him ongoing, it was an amazing experience.
Tbh i don't think he looks bad in the new GoT show, i love the armor.
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Nonna…thanks for a time stamp. Now that moment, that will go down into a big Elfman moan compilation
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I'm still on my Radiohead listening journey. I can't get over how badly Radiohead jumped the shark. Like they just woke up in the early 2000's and they just magically lost the ability to make good music. The thing that drives me crazy is the more I hear about how much of a dick Thom Yorke is, I want to fuck him that much more. Except all the infidelity and leaving his cancer-stricken wife. He will be bubbling and burning in hell for that. He looks like a tard in this picture, I love it so much.
He’s actually a fun character and the wig in got 2: electro boogaloo is cool af in my opinion. Reminds me of the elves from lord of the rings. Like >>283481
said the armor is cool af.
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i still think real life philip was more handsome… i get how elizabeth fell for his germanic charms
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he's ugly and looks like a rat in every pic you post of him, but i can understand the appeal of completely deranged and honestly evil men, since i got a dumb ass crush on bobby fischer
anyways, kirchner was hot and if i could get back in time, i'd fix him and fuck him (not necessarily in that order)
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Edward norton. Especially in fightclub. Something about his tired sunken eyes, how he looks like a "beta" male cuck next to brad pitt. The pathetic, dazed gaze he gives the camera. He seems like a kicked dog and i always get turned on by an underdog, i dont know if thats cliche or unique but also i dont care. As a side not i dont find brad pitt sexy at all. I get nervous saying that. I feel like im coming off as an edgelord to other women who find him attractive. I have never simped for any man especially not celebrity men but i would let ed norton use me like a wet napkin. If anyone knows any dirt on him id love the receipts because honestly id like to kill this fire for him. Kek im so sorry for the blog post… im stressed and just trying to occupy my brain.
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Happy birthday to one half of my tag team fantasy
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Don't know if he's suited to be here considering his co-stars looks, but Brian Quinn has been a long time favourite of mine. In more recent seasons they've done him really dirty with the short hair, but he's gonna be 50 in a few years so I get it. He's such a typical retarded moid as well always talking in Podcasts about women/ex gfs (WSY contex, I'm not sitting through TESD kek) but it arguably adds more to his gross appeal. He's just some fat retard nerd who loves cats and pussy
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Jeremy Renner in Dahmer though. Is there a name for fluffy haired, glasses wearing, unhindged or weird men? The Riddler did it for me too and by god I need more.
Holy crap this video is so cool thank you for sharing nonny
. If you like tall, skinny, kind of weird men maybe check out The Garden? Idk if you're into their style of music, but they're also tall and gangly and sometimes wear face paint too.
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Oh this fucker is hung no doubt kek
Jesus he was so hot when he looked like this. When he was clean shaven and younger he was also very cute.>Don't know if he's suited to be here considering his co-stars look
He and the others have been posted in this thread and in the previous one. Anyway, I've never listened to those podcasts so i don't know what he's like when he talks about his exes, I just know that he's depressed, geeky and loves cats which automatically makes him cuter. I agree, it's a shame what happened to his hair.
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i just love watching the vids where he showed his face
idek why i find him so cute
i agree he's attractive, however>If anyone knows any dirt on him id love the receipts
i heard he dated a teenage actress once but i forgot the exact details about it, it was mentioned in an old celebricows thread. i think he played her love interest too in some movie.
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Hung he is or not he looks like a fucking expert (literally). Besides the man himself said his favorite food is his gf's pussy. A real gentleman like that is rare.
And the one whose body looks like that at 69 is even rarer.
You're welcome! I've checked those guys and they are not really my type (too young looking) but they do have the vibe lol.
For another example, 1970s Klaus Blasquiz (the Rasputin looking singer) in vidrel is perfect.
Ugh same. Though I might be worse than you because I'm strictly attracted to the character and not necessary the actor, I was attracted to him in the book too. His pathetic behavior won me over, and I didn't know if I wanted to help him or make his life worse, kek.
I never liked Brad Pitt either, but the homoerotic tension was really good.I read so much fight club narrator x Tyler fanfic as a teenager, where Edward Norton's character gets abused in horrible ways, good times.
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juan antonio badía from the leyendas legendarias podcast is the only mexican man i love/respect.
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this is getting ridiculous…
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Recent events have inspired this post once again.
I'll be watching with you, nonnie
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i was already attracted to ryan but the boxing match totally awakened something in me
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how has noone posted sly yet??
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ossan from ossans love hong kong manly looking middle aged asian men with nicely styled hair, suits, and facial hair in general i wish it wasnt like this i need to find more men of this type to look at
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If you know you know.
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never thought i would develop an attraction to this man. why is he hot?
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Gotta love all the Elfgirls out there for knowing the lore
You're the best
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I hate how adorable I find this twink twat, AugieRFC. Certain angles make him look like the nightstalker's son ffs.
Purely physical attraction. He's a commentary leech edgelord who's ego needs a strong backhand.
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he had a dumb ass haircut but oh god, those fast fingers and weird outfits and the whole aura he gave off…
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Rambo era Stallone is when he physically/visually peaked imo. One of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen. Fell in love with Rambo as a character. I want to fix him.
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Anyone? Please? Am I completely
fucked in the head?
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Fisher had no swag compared to Kasparov.
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He was extremely hot.
>>277149>>277148>i only got into chess so that my obsession with chess players would be justifiable
I hate women like you. A mans profession has nothing to do with his personality/worth. You probably have no skills so you think being good at something makes people superior…
Chess players are literal manchildren and most of them think women are retarded.
Grow up nonna.
>Nakamura is the most normal one of them
Ding Liren is the only normal chess player.
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okay i purposely used a photo where he doesn’t look his best but he was hot when he was young. i still find him attractive, ig i just like funny guys.
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Oh dang, direct quote lol the deleted tweet for context might make him look a little better. Online communities do treat pedos better than women. Scrolling his Twitter makes me >>283951 i want to bond with him over certain controversial topic but have his sharp tongue inside me when I'm not in the mood to listen
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Gonna watch this show because I am curious about how this actor is doing. Cute!
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>>284078>You probably have no skills so you think being good at something makes people superior…
stop psychoanalyzing me just because i said i wanted to fuck fischer, jesus christ nonna.
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eh, i personally belive that in the hot GM scale there's Fischer>Karpov>Nakamura>Kasparov>Dubov>Grischuk>Everyone else
your post went from incel seethe to based. you are based.>>284094
that's a very nice photo
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Welp. Guess I Im going to watch Jamón Jamón now.
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he is sooo cute. It's a shame I kinda get lowkey misogynist vibes from him, especially in newer videos. He's mentally retarded tho so I give him a pass in my mind.>>278834
they are both so fucking hot its unbearable. ryan has been my biggest celeb crush for years
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Nonnies I get to see him two months from today I can’t handle it
they used to be wayyy edgier before around 2018, but it was obviously a product of the Newgrounds culture. It was always fucked up, but it didn't feel like they meant it. Nowadays they've toned it back, so when they say shit it feels more genuine and less well intentioned.
Plus Zach is genuinely a republican I think or at least used to be. I think he was one of the ppl who was Republican-lite but became more centrist during Trump. (i have no sources for this just speculation based on his twitter and sleepycabin shit).
Chris I honestly would say seemed more liberal during his days with the Game Grumps despite being edgier, but it seems hes become more bitter and redpilled over time. He's a cutie and I would defend him to my grave, but sometimes the way he talks about women bothers me.
you posted this while i was typing my other reply and yeah I was gonna say this too. His genuine bitter attitude might just be cuz he and his gf broke up like less than a year ago.
Whatever she's a fucking groomer anyways she was like mid-late 20s when she started talking to an underaged LSMark and they started dating immediately after he turned 18. I'm not trying to hate on other women cuz I genuinely loved her and her art before but that shit makes me so uncomfortable.
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I present: Hiroyuki Sanada
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ayrt and lord nonny
you get it. i went to look him up and wow (although i like his hair a bit shorter)i feel like a scrote with yellow fever lmao i'm sorry
i love this type of man send more if you have them
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loooved him and pic in bullet train
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For me it was Jerry.
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Dude you NEED to watch some Kurosawa movies with Toshiro Mifune in 'em. Especially "The Bad Sleep Well" and "Stray Dog". Stray Dog is great 'cause there's a scene where Mifune is wearing a suit and gets rained on so it clings to his body.
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I agree with Jim Lacey, that chest and those arms are so sexy
Well people have been speculating about a secret TERF
gf being behind a lot of these statements, I wouldn't be surprised if one of the simp nonnas from lolcow.farm shot her shot at some point. I think it could be genuine if he was peaked by a woman.
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Both. There's this appeal of withdrawn psychopathic killer who would treat you good cos you're the only person he cares about and finds comfort in
, yk, and the god-awful haircut only adds to it. I'm ashamed cos I really find it cute and sort of innocent (?). It legitimately looks like how a poor mother would do her child's hair at home. And it looks so soft to me. Thus the contrast with merciless homicides and grand delusions of being the agent of fate or whatever.>>284071>>284122
Thank you, nonnies. His prime shape
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Laszlo and Nandor need to run a train on me
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I just want to smell it
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Nah he was peak masculinity. Someone find me the gif where it pans to his bulge.
anon you nasty
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God I want to fuck Limmy so bad. Has anyone read any of his books? If so, how were they and would you recommend, y/n?
Whoa total brendan
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same, anon. he was so sexy in earlier trailer park boys i love men that are built like this
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i can't be the only one, can i?
please tell me i'm not the only one
he's scum but he's a ballsy beast. and i found his dramatized irish accent alluring>>284395
there was an episode early in the series where julian was seeing a woman who turned out to be a grifter (cinnamon roll head iirc) and i was so fucking jealous
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I liked him in Doctor Who.
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holy shit the differenceand i only knew about his domestic terrorist shtick. after browsing his threads i now know about his grooming 15-16 year olds, cuckold fetish, abuse of every kind, proud cheating, dildo collection, tranny fucking and a visit from the FBI. i hope this shit comes back to light
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I'm extremely ashamed because of how sad his life was but I find him strangely attractive. The long face and large chest is exceptional
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the strabism too, I don't even like moid irl but he was cute and looked kind
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I can't get over him
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I swear to god, every time he puts on those damn glasses…
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For me it's young Mark. All curly-haired Jewish boys look so good when they're young but they age terribly
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coworker of mine.
insanely nice and good person - changed how i view arabs after being /pol/brained for so long
idk why but he makes me horny asf. and im not the one to get rattled that easily.. ugh
whats wrong with me nonnas?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Danny Elfman's performance at Coachella 2022 ruined a whole generation of women (for good)
OMG NO YOUVE RUINED HIM FOR ME
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someone casually posted a pic of him with elfman, but it's not enough… i want to bully young tim burton, he just looks so pathetic and weird and nerdy….
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I don't care what you think, he's my type.
You can ban me now.(ANDREW TATE HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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i agree. mr worlwide would never belittle us
I stan pitbull too, in fact i was about to add him to the thread.
I love his voice so much. I bald spicy men in suits is my fixation.
I'd add young Justin Timberlake too, but he's conventional.
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Even ignoring the abhorrent personality, he's bald, a chinlet and has no defining features that make his face stand out. You really need to get your shit together nonnie
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Kitboga. Even without the glasses I think he's sorta cute in a weird way, I don't know why. He's funny and good at what he does, I guess that helps.
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British nonas will know
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I thought that's Andy Samberg for a second
i'm not british so i'm just guessing…
alcoholic mr bean?
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is it just me or are these immature manlet/skinny streamers who only screech into the camera doing something for me like xqc and this guy??
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Thought that was Psychicpebbles for a while.
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Hope you are enjoying it nonny
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Maybe Clueless Morgan could do it for you?
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Kek was about to post this and saw the file already exists
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it has been 50 years… bobby fischer owns my heart…
This dudes actually cute. Who is that?
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Look at the way this fat-lipped white boy is looking, he’s so good-looking in a corny way but I like it!
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Richard Feynman. I’d even allow him to talk about quantum electrodynamics while I’m sucking his dick.
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it pains me to see the chessanons forget jan timman… i want a pretty 70s chess bf
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He's getting a little crusty, but Matt Berninger anyone? Such tall husky dad vibes. Love the potato nose. He strikes me as a bit covertly cocky/pretentious but that makes me love him even more.
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