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No. 276988

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

This thread's cover star is cartoon voiced Twitter outlaw Jordan B Peterson.
Previous thread >>260491

No. 277011

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>>276988
Of all the people you choose to open the thread with, that's who you choose?

No. 277023

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Recently discovered Joe Rogan didn’t always look like an old tomato infused with steroids.

No. 277024

>>277023
I fucking can't even comprehend him without his egg shaped head and headphones on

No. 277025

>>277023
I've been rewatching Fear Factor for some reason and damn he was hot when he was young.

No. 277026

>>277024
His headphones are permanently attached to his head nowadays

No. 277032

>>277023
he used to look a bit like brendan fraser or whatever you call him. but more human, somehow

No. 277033

>>277023
His eyes used to look sweet. Definitely not the case anymore.

No. 277034

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Getting this out of the way since he makes an appearance every thread kek

No. 277037

>>276988
Why would you make him the thread pic, I hate you. Go eat a pine cone.

No. 277039

cursed op

No. 277047

File: 1658481805685.jpg (121.24 KB, 1024x789, yk.jpg)

young clifford lane and anthony fauci. i'm not american, btw. i just hear their names online sometimes

No. 277048

>>276988
>jordan peterson
ew mods pls delete this thread

No. 277055

Considering how you all react, i'd say OP chose the best option to start the thread with.

Reread the description of the thread and stop your sperging.

No. 277065

>>277062
Exactly. Newfag also needs to learn what sperging actually means.

No. 277068

>>277062
this, multiple people in these threads hate him and not precisely because he's not conventionally attractive

No. 277087

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balletfagging. young baryshnikov was peak man for me

No. 277090

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my very special somepony

No. 277091


No. 277094

>>277087
so small… imagine how easy it'd be to hug him… and those arms and legs aah

No. 277104

>>277055
Yes, he's ugly but there's nothing attractive about him tbh

No. 277109

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The movie was meh, but he was kind of hot as an autist. Also, the glasses.

No. 277116

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umm

No. 277117

>>277087
Cyoot! I love seeing men with passionate looking eyes he looks very lustful.

No. 277118

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>>277087
You’re so right

No. 277120

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>>277116
No I am not getting horny over a corny low-budget “comedy” movie. I’m simply appreciating the zombies professionally. Look at the ass of that one on top of the car. Do you see it? Why is it so fat?

No. 277121

>>277118
grabs him by the waist and slams him into the floor

No. 277130

>>277087
hot, love his face and hair. seconding the anon who said he has passionate features

No. 277134

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No. 277137

>>277116
Omg I love this movie! Lmfao anon

No. 277138

>>277120
>Why is it so fat?
Corpse bloat obviously

No. 277142

>>277117
aaahh thank you nonna! my sister said he looks like a psycopath, so this really has brightened up my day!

No. 277143

>>277134
cute! i really love his nose and mouth. reminds me of a cute french guy i met

No. 277144

File: 1658510819315.jpg (4.7 MB, 2311x3183, nakk.jpg)

the reign of the chessanons is about to begin…
nakamura is pretty cute, in my opinion. i like his beard, hair, face structure, eyes… i got bullied because i said he was pretty atractive

No. 277148

>>277144
I genuinely want to fuck all of these autistic antisocial arrogant unpersonable chess moids. Nakamura is the most normal one of them

No. 277149

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>>277148
me too, nonna. physically, bobby fischer would be the ideal man for me (1,85..) but i really love how cocky karpov looks in every photo there is of him when he was younger…
fun fact! i only got into chess so that my obsession with chess players would be justifiable

No. 277151

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i could've saved him…

No. 277152

>>277144
>i got bullied because i said he was pretty atractive
wtf! he's not my type but he's clearly pretty decently good looking

>>277149
nta but i agree so hard on this. bobby fischer is SO HOT. like. i for real rarely find celebrities/people i dont personally know to be attractive. but hes legit so sexy to me, the arrogance just makes him even hotter. i love his face. im the anon who posted >>277134 so i definitely just have a weird thing for this phenotype.

No. 277153

>>277151
he looks identical to barron trump here kek, i definitely dont understand being into this man of all people even with politics aside

No. 277158

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>>277152
i love you nonna, you are literally so based. i said once to my friend that nakamura is hot and she said "ew, no. you know who's hot? magnus carlsen" THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN CAVEMAN.

also, yesssss bobby fischer was tall, arrogant and obsessive. he was so schizo, i want him so baddd. it's a shame he died in such a horrible state. would still fuck, tho

(btw, i am the nonna who posted >>277143)

>>277153 eh, he just is better looking that i expected. i just love smug men, sorry

No. 277167

holy shit KEK who among you likes jordan peterson. My sides. This is why this thread will always be one of my favourites, I'm pathetic yet it always makes me feel better about myself

No. 277172

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No. 277174

>>277153
I'm glad I checked Barron's age before I said anything lol

No. 277175

>>277109
Where are his lips??

No. 277176

>>277175
gone, girl

No. 277177

>>277176
fucking dead

No. 277179

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m-mr gagarin…

No. 277183

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slavoidposting

No. 277185

>>277109
Did he have a nose job at some point? His nose matches Casey's but does not match his comical chin.

No. 277186

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>>277183
in this thread we post slavs and SLAVS ONLY

No. 277199

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Jeremy Allen White in The Bear, god I just want to ride him.

No. 277200

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>>277183
who's this?

No. 277204

>>277200
girl, what is that

No. 277211

File: 1658528732105.jpeg (1.6 MB, 1242x1827, EC5542FB-4669-4B6C-93F2-D0CA3F…)

God he was so cute when he was younger. He’s aged like milk in a hot Floridian car. When I hear his voice I picture someone else kek.

i watched you chaaaaaange into a fat assssss

No. 277214

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>>277211
is this chino moreno. if so, yeah, its a tragedy. i've noticed that latinos tend to get smaller and fatter once they hit around 40. a tragedy, y'know, the achatadito-fication of many hot latinos

No. 277218

>>276988
OP why did you need to do this to us lol.

>>277023
Had a huge crush on him when he hosted fear factor, reminded me of Chino Moreno.

>>277034
Sadly thats the greatest danger of conspiracy theories, they ruin you. Hes a 10/10 here.

>>277211
>>277214
My fellow anons, did not expect to see this on here, great taste!

No. 277219

>>277218
thanks nonna! from what you wrote, you also have supreme taste !

No. 277220

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>>277023
Everyone loves to hang onto this singular moment because he actually looked like this most of his young adulthood. Attractive Rogan lasted a year max.

No. 277221

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>>277034
This fool too. He only looked like that for a very short period of time. Always been a nutjob though.

No. 277222

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>>277179
also, i do not discriminate. i love both sides of the cold war.

No. 277223

>>277222
Based with kino taste

No. 277224

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>>277214
AYRT-It is Chino. I’ve been in love with his voice since I was a kid. Deftones was my first concert I went to at 13 kek. Looking at photos of him from the 90s brings back first-crush feelings.

No. 277225

>>277223
ajaj thanks

No. 277226

>>277224
chad-ified guy fieri. taking me to nu-metal flavortown

No. 277228

>>277226
Guy wishes he was a cute 90s goffic sad boi Instead of a fat wine county Italian stuck in his hair-band days.

No. 277230

>>277228
what prompted you to such a visceral response?? did guy kidnapp your family to flavourtown and is helding them hostage or shit like that??

No. 277232

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>>277228
Nona…..

No. 277234

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>>277179
>>277222
im the same anon that this two. i am also spainanon, the one that lurks many threads.
anyways just wanted to hop in with my astronaut kink and hsare that spain's previous science minister is pedro duque, a retired astrounat that NASA fooled into believing that he went to space.
he's also pretty cute! to my standards

No. 277235

>>277234
>NASA fooled into believing that he went to space
wait wat

No. 277236

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>>277232
Brothers

No. 277237

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>>277109
>>277185
Did some investigating and tbh it seems like it. His nose was thicker when he was younger, unless I'm wrong. I still think he looks cute even with that honker. Tbh he kind of looks like my uncle that died from prostate cancer before he got fat. Very confusing for me.

No. 277239

>>277237
Well, he certainly looks like his middle name would be Géza here kek

No. 277240

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>>277235
basically, he kept sending emails that said "please send me, i'm ready" everyday to the high charges of NASA and the main decision taking man Charles Bolden thoughit was pretty cute, and partly wanted him to shut the fuck up, because it was kinda annoying
so they made a false operation called STS-95 in the Discovery, because they "thought it was cute that he would live his dream, even if it was fake"

so they dressed him up and gave him a walkie talkie and kept saying weird numbers and words to make it more real (the suit was from Toys R' Us and the walkie-talkie was from Fisher Price, btw)

they said that pedro was "very nervous, but very happy and excited" he even said "wait until my cousins see me!"

funny stuff, uh?

No. 277241

>>277232
Kek this is why I mentioned YOUNG chino

>>277230
>visceral
I only called him fat nona. Are you related to him

No. 277242

>>277240
link to the source is here elmundotoday.com/2016/05/la-nasa-reconoce-que-hizo-creer-a-pedro-duque-que-viajo-al-espacio/
its in spanish, but you can always use google translate

No. 277243

>>277241
> fat wine county Italian stuck in his hair-band days.

No. 277245

>>277243
He is Italian, living in wine country, is fat and hasn’t changed his look in over 20 years. I’m not sure what I said that isn’t literal fact and why you consider it “visceral”

No. 277246

>>277245
it's just that i wasn't expecting all of them, all at once

No. 277247

>>277246
KEK fair enough

No. 277248

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>>277200
yuri kasparyan of kino. there was a tsoianon last thread, i wonder where she went
>>277158
you chessfags are onto something…

No. 277250

>>277221
Yeah… I really enjoy that one pumpkin carving video of his. It's a guilty pleasure.

No. 277251

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>>277248
thanks, nonna! we know us chessanons are based

No. 277252

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>>277240
omg i remember it… the fact that he left the publuc for two months after NASA said it… kek
but he was cute in the 90s

No. 277258

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>>277252
didn't it influence him having to leave as minister? like that shit was wild. i still can't believe it



and amerifags think their politics are crazy…

No. 277259

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No. 277260

>>277259
soy jack looking mf

let >>277258 >>277252 >>277240 and >>277234 talk

No. 277263

>>277211
Didn't expect nonas to start posting Chino Moreno. I'm such a huge Deftones fag, I went to one of their concerts in April, for a guy in his late 40's he still has plenty of energy. Wish I was there to see some of his more messy moments on stage in the late 90's early 00's.

No. 277266

>>277263
I am also a huge deftones fag and I’ve been mad horny lately so I decided to come here to post about him. I was listening to Diamond Eyes and thinking I would fuck current-chino with a paper bag over his head with a picture of himself when he was younger. His voice is just ugh gag me

No. 277268

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Nonnies in /ot/ are right… he looks like a sped right now but it's kind of cute

No. 277269

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They took the wrong Biden boy. Beau had potential. Hunter looks like the literal coomer meme; balding and all.

No. 277270

>>277263
Also was April when they toured with Gojira? I am so sad I missed that opportunity.

No. 277271

>>277266

Glad to know that there are some nonas with good taste. His voice is like ecstasy. Deftones is made for people who are horny 24/7.

>>277270

Yes! I enjoyed Gojira but I was only really there for Deftones. They put on a great show, sucks that Stef is a bit of a nutjob and has smoked himself to retardation kek

No. 277274

>>277269
Damn he was cute

No. 277275

>>277248
my apologies to you nona and whoever is your pic but i thought it was a shopped picture of elliot rodger, i swear there is a picture of him very similar to yours but i cant be arsed to find it right now because i am very tired. sorry again kek just had to put it out there

No. 277277

>>277226
>>277228
>>277230
Thank you for the laughs nonna's!

>>277263
>>277266
>>277271
Mad respect to my chad nonna's with great audio taste!

No. 277278

>>277221
Holy shit, he literally is Bill Hicks

No. 277283

>>277221
V cute thank you

No. 277288

File: 1658540657885.jpg (1.25 MB, 2400x1600, jtheatre.jpg)

>>277104
He's attractive because he isn't afraid to voice his opinion on controversial topics among other things. Think about how cult-like the reaction to Ellen's trooning has been and how JBP still stood by what he said. He's not right about everything by any means but I have to respect him for that.

No. 277292

>>277288
Listen I'm an edgy autist and even I think Jordan Benzo Peterson is a pathetic cuck. He tells you to clean your room while being a junkie and having an instagram whore of a daughter. He also doesn't know the difference between marxism and postmodernism which is the most basic shit. Watching Zizek wiping the floor with him wasn't even fun because his points are absolutely aimless

No. 277293

File: 1658541453564.gif (3.51 MB, 250x349, B7D2CB9D-F826-4EBF-8E99-2906C4…)

Billie joe armstrong. Too bad he looks like shit now

No. 277301

File: 1658542915953.jpg (70.42 KB, 640x759, 52jzs1zqbms81.jpg)

i've seen him posted a million times already but my lust is new and strong.

No. 277307

File: 1658543904311.jpg (40.27 KB, 670x452, 207546_180213848693124_4013207…)

hamilton morris pre-glasses is so hot to me

No. 277308

>>277288
There's a thin line between sticking to your guts and looking brave and sticking to your guts and looking arrogant. In certain instances, JP can look like the former but looked at the whole he's more of the latter. Not to mention him being addicted to benzos and clearly not knowing half the shit he gives his opinion on. The icing on this all he cultivated a really annoying fanbase that just serves as a natural repellant for me personally.

No. 277313

>>277301
There comes a time in every nona's life where she must choose between Beautiful Ben and Juicy Jordan. What do you anons choose?

No. 277316

>>277292
>>277289
>>277308
Agree with these anons. There's nothing admirable or hot about a scrote who keeps saying obviously retarded shit that attracts a misogynistic right-wing male audience because he "isn't afraid to voice his opinion".

No. 277317

>>277313
Ben is the only answer here

No. 277318

>>277314
He probably thinks men shouldn't moisturize which is admittedly a pretty obvious flaw. He is kind of old though, and it's never too late to start.

No. 277320

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he seems kind and considerate about women's issues

No. 277321

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>>277220
Just let us enjoy youthful non-bloated Rogan in peace

No. 277322

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>>277288
Tell me you are a dateless virgin without telling me you are a dateless virgin. Get help, you are either a troll either a prey for manipulative men.

No. 277324

>>277307

Glad to know someone also is into Hamilton pre glasses and Vice

No. 277326

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No. 277327

>>277320
please be bait…

No. 277328

>>277324
no way… i found my people. i had a dream that i dated him and ever since i've had a crush kek

No. 277329

nothing behind the eyes

No. 277333

>>277313
Shapiro's personality screams annoying little brother or middle child desperately acting but I'd take him over Jordan P. Looking at >>277301 and >>277326 , Ben can clean up and take care of himself and his clearly undiagnosed autism can be cute in small doses. Jordan P just seems like any random old scrote .

No. 277337

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>>277313
Almost as bad as the Kanye or Pete choice. Why live when you can die instead

No. 277343

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>>277172
He’s still hot as an old man imo

No. 277345

>>277023
Would.

No. 277346

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>>277343
I love him even tho he is old. Loved him as Hal out of all his roles.

No. 277348

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i’m going to hell <3

No. 277349

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He’s so sleazy I love it

No. 277352

>>277349
nooo….

No. 277361

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>>277343
his skin aged poorly but his good features and bone structure are apparent even then
wish I could watch more of him in his prime, he was hella handsome

No. 277362

>>277348
Naw, anon, i get it and your feelings towards your crush. He's one of the only men who I wouldn't kill in the androcide.
Please don't use emojis though.

No. 277364

>>277361
wow he was hot how old is he in this picture?

No. 277369

>>277364
28, already looked a bit older than that IMO
he really is handsome in a preppy sort of way

No. 277374

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>>277349
He would look so much better right now if he kept his real teeth. Those blinding white toilet chompers look awful, especially since he’s letting everything else go.

No. 277375

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i am always sad at how he ended up… rip daddy fischer

No. 277377

>>277307 >>277324

finally someone else that likes hamilton morris

No. 277392

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mommey won't give him thee thrown. pour charles

No. 277407

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ummm I uh uhm

No. 277421

>>277407
ballding

No. 277422

>>277299
Not this depressed fag

No. 277424


No. 277428

>>277423
Yeah he can be funny, my sister had a crush on him

No. 277431

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Stephen Malkmus was a cute dork back in the 90s.

No. 277435

>>276988
Him crying about ellens lost tits was some creepy shit tbh. He could sit out on a street corner and pass as a regular ole rambling mentally ill bum at this stage.

No. 277441

>>277242
nonnie el mundo today is the spanish version of the onion kek

No. 277443

>>277301
>>277313
>>277317
>>277326
>>277333

This one's for you Benny nonna's (if you havent already seen it) let me know if he gives you the WAP

No. 277445

>>277441
mierdaa anónima podríamos haber troleado a todas. por qué me has traicionado

No. 277447

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Both of the Sparks brothers at once but I'd only make eye contact with the moustache'd one.

No. 277448

>>277447
who, twinky hitler? charles chaplin wannabe

No. 277449

File: 1658601754299.gif (3.13 MB, 640x474, sparks-ron-mael (1).gif)

>>277448
Yep, not sure why he does it for me so much. Part of it is his role as the straight man stoic I'm sure.

No. 277454

>>277445
Nta but stfu already

No. 277456

>>277454
what have i done to you

No. 277457

File: 1658605709865.gif (1.98 MB, 640x630, moistcr1tikal-charlie-white.gi…)

mhm

No. 277460

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>>277458

No. 277463

>>277457
>>277460
Reminder that he pissed in one of his girlfriend's mouth.

No. 277464


No. 277465

>>277457
his face is so soft he looks like a ftm kek, i get it though, hes not bad looking im just put off by how feminine his features are

No. 277466

>>277374
I would have wrecked him back then wow

No. 277467

>>277457
>>277460
I hate that I find him so attractive

No. 277468

>>277457
His worst mistake was growing out his hair. I don't know maybe it would look better on him if he wasn't a midget.
>>277460
This length wasn't too bad, I guess.

No. 277469

>>277468
i'm not sure. i kinda like the jesus look now. he was still cute with short hair like >>277457

No. 277470

>>277463
ewww.
still would

No. 277471

>>277468
somehow he looks more masculine to me with the long hair

No. 277474

File: 1658608867844.jpg (9.7 KB, 220x229, guy.jpg)

guy cihi. the actor that james from silent hill 2 is modeled after

No. 277475

File: 1658609143599.jpg (1.32 MB, 2100x2588, biden.jpg)

young joe biden

No. 277477

>>277457
He's an example of social brainwashing, I see so many men irl who are better looking but media upholds men for their "talents" and women for their looks ergo the bar is very low for men (no hate to those nonna's who like him, im just saying)

No. 277478

>>277447
Russell was cuter when he had long hair. But yes nonna I agree

No. 277480

File: 1658610537818.jpg (28.73 KB, 624x501, bbyodenkirk.JPG)

>>277421
Ever since the ripe age of 20
Still love em
The fivehead just means more area to cover with kisses

No. 277482

Nonas, as a Bob Odenkirkfag I always envisioned him as being tall but I just found out he’s 5’9 and I’m not sure what to do with this information

No. 277483

>>277482
isn't that just average american height? it's not short or anything

No. 277484

>>277482
that's pretty tall, isn't it?

No. 277486

>>277482
Huh, he always felt very tall to me.

No. 277488

File: 1658611420613.jpg (15.34 KB, 375x266, bernie.jpg)

>>277485
oooh shit you're right-

No. 277489

File: 1658611606425.jpg (62.92 KB, 599x400, daniil-dubov.jpg)

the chess fandom is dying!!1! quick dubov pic to save it!!!

No. 277490

>>277489
idk what it is about that hair that i hate so much. i think it reminds me too much of highschoolers. he would be a lot cuter without that gay hair

No. 277491

File: 1658611773404.jpeg (1013.8 KB, 1127x1009, 3D69EA25-E79C-4D36-9364-E31B5F…)

he’s so cute but he dresses like a complete retard. Le sigh

No. 277493

File: 1658611802057.jpg (15.05 KB, 240x240, Daniil_Dubov_2013.jpg)

>>277490
i like that hair better than what this abomination was

No. 277494

File: 1658611803527.jpeg (174.19 KB, 1242x1483, 2F0B3870-1072-40FF-A520-646F0D…)

>>277307
Oh my god me too. It makes me irrationally annoyed that Karley Sciortino from Slutever ended up dating him, and is NOW dating my longtime crush, Zach Woods.
Bitch. [salutes and cries a single tear]

No. 277497

>>277491
whitewashed prince

No. 277499

>>277483
I guess I always imagined him as 6’2 or taller, not sure why

No. 277500

>>277491
Who are the women on the left? They look amazing

No. 277501

>>277494
>Karley Sciortino from Slutever ended up dating him
theres a sex tape of them out there, its only like a minute long and super weird. she doms him and its so awkward lmao. they didnt seem like a good match at all. i remember in some podcast ep i listened to with him he said his ideal relationship is being allowed to fuck off and disappear for months in a lab somewhere while his gf doesnt care.
zach woods is cute too, i had no idea karley was dating him LMAO. god dammit why is my type the same as hers.

No. 277502

>>277500
It’s a scene from the 1970 movie “Dorian Gray.” Maybe they’re credited somewhere there.

No. 277504

>>277494
the ad she posted for her perfect man was pretty funny too and i think it perfectly describes our type

“Busty, blonde 23 y/o girl seeks hot, weird-looking guys / general freaks. Into tall and very thin. Large nose a plus. Between 18 and 30. Preferably deaf. I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”

No. 277507

>>277504
some of my favourite quotes from the same article she wrote about her relationships

"The first video of Hamilton’s I came across was of him in the Amazon rainforest being ritualistically burned and dosed with the hallucinogenic venom of a tree frog. His shirtless body, which was covered in bug bites and dirt, looked worryingly under-inflated. I want him inside me, I thought."

"Hamilton was possibly the most beautiful person my eyes had ever seen: deep-set eyes, body like a line drawing, deathly pallor, long locks of chestnut-brown hair — and, of course, a big fuck-off nose. His voice alone made you want to fuck him: warped and uncomfortably deep, like a cassette tape that had been left out in the sun too long"

No. 277508

>>277507
" I hugged him and his body felt like a bag of nails covered in wax."

what

No. 277509

File: 1658614545979.png (1.76 MB, 1000x1344, HidenariUgaki.png)

As long as he keeps the Majima voice and I don't have to see his face I would

No. 277510

File: 1658614649294.jpg (15.03 KB, 399x399, egg.jpg)


No. 277511

File: 1658614764019.gif (1.72 MB, 512x304, majima manspreading crotch sho…)

>>277510
Can you believe he voices this?

No. 277512

>>277511
the hottest characters always have to have the weirdest looking voice actors

No. 277515

File: 1658614898143.gif (2.58 MB, 640x640, jerma.gif)


No. 277516

File: 1658615103163.png (175.2 KB, 463x444, jerma.png)

>>277515
jerma is conventionally attractive i think, total himbo, but… i agree.

No. 277517

>>277511
I can because he too is fug

No. 277518

File: 1658615310380.gif (1.96 MB, 640x416, jerma-jeremy.gif)

>>277516
he's so dumb… such a caveman… i want him so badd-

No. 277519

>>277516
He looks cute with this hairstyle.

No. 277521

>>277511
nice filename

No. 277522

>>277521
i just read it now, kek nonny thank you

No. 277524

>>277515
and he was a teacher too! hot

No. 277528

>>277519
That's the most unflattering pic I've seen of this guy. >>277515 looks much better

No. 277530

>>277528
thats because he cut his hair after the explosion, nonna

No. 277532

>>277528
kek i find him cutest with longer hair

No. 277535

>>277533
maybe not conventionally attractive but he is a very normal looking man to me, like someone whod be on a college football team, kinda generic meathead look

No. 277536

>>277535
nta but his dorito shaped head is what throws me off kek. kind of reminds me of kpoop idols.

No. 277537

>>277536
i expected to hear every possible description of jerman ever, but not kpoper

No. 277538

>>277491
everyone in this picture is dressed so well.

No. 277540

>>277538
c'mon nonny. they dress like drag queens before a reveal.

No. 277541

>>277504
Hahaha, pretty dang accurate

No. 277549

File: 1658626272168.jpg (16.45 KB, 459x447, a4ddec9f12.jpg)

Keeping the streamer train going.

No. 277551

>>277504
>23 y/o girl seeks hot, weird-looking guys / general freaks. Into tall and very thin. Large nose a plus. Between 18 and 30. I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby
I feel called out
why deaf tho

No. 277556

Would you admit to liking any of your unconventional attractions if not anonymous, either irl or online? For me I'd prefer to keep my attraction to JBP a secret, I know there are other anons who like him though who might think differently. The reason I'd keep it secret is mostly to avoid being painted as right wing or troonphobic.

No. 277559

>>277556
I'm more ashamed to admit/careful about admitting I like "ugly" men here on lolcow than anywhere else.
In real life, it depends on the man's reputation. Like for example if I found a nazi attractive (though I don't), I wouldn't admit it.

No. 277564

>>277023
For some reason, I read this as “Joe Francis” at first and I was like “ew why.” But then I saw “Rogan” and I was relieved. And yeah, I do see it, nonnie. At least when he was younger.

No. 277565

>>277392
Why do all the men in that family (save Harry and even that’s debatable) age like milk? Even Prince George is turning ugly and he’s only 9.

No. 277579

>>277565
britich genes

No. 277580

File: 1658642014726.jpeg (154.38 KB, 501x501, pp.jpeg)

he was kinda hot back when he was fucked up…

No. 277581

>>277580
i get it, although his misogyny and addiction to prostitutes and the likelihood of his having sex with his niece prevents me from feeling any kind of attraction to him

No. 277583

>>277581
big agree

No. 277584

File: 1658644413774.jpg (74.21 KB, 828x782, wow.jpg)

the jerma anons ranting about his hair reminded me of this pic… it's an edit, but still…

No. 277585

File: 1658644558425.gif (3.48 MB, 498x280, need-him.gif)

>>277518
dumb jerma gif

No. 277586

>>277584
I'm the from earlier who mentioned only being attracted to Jerma with the longer hair. I cant even begin to tell you how retarded of an effect this edit had on me.
What the fuck, why am I like this? Why am I a hair sperg? I'm not even that attracted to Jerma in the first place, but that pic made me feel like an animal for a minute. I hate long grown out metalhead hair but the hair in that edit is my idea of perfection.

No. 277587

>>277586
it's because it seems washed, nonna

No. 277588

>>277587
I wish that were just the case but at this point I've accepted I just can't feel true sexual attraction for men whose hair doesn't meet my oddly specific standards in length and part

No. 277589

not the phat assed man, the reporter. wish i knew who he is
tiktok.com/@frankielapenna/video/7072033328328658218(learn2embed)

No. 277590

File: 1658645912702.png (722.86 KB, 1121x674, 5466BD0F-C8FC-44DC-B180-BE6D39…)

I hate myself for this one

No. 277591

>>277590
something about obnoxious rightoid youtubers really gets farmers going huh..

No. 277594

>>277590
fucking same though

No. 277595

i swear to god its only a matter of time before anons start posting old milo yiannopoulos pics

No. 277615

File: 1658664375971.jpg (337.14 KB, 1983x3000, 88e92aa1b.jpg)

>>277549
Forsen can easily shift to the conventionally attractive thread if he tried.

No. 277617

>>277615
Gosling himself is prime "ugly men shilled as attractive" thread material.

No. 277620

>>277590
Oh nonnie I had already forgotten how weak I am for this idiot. He is exactly my type, especially with his obnoxious facial expressions and his voice. I think he is quite conventional, it's the personality that makes him "unconventional" in LC standards.

No. 277652

>>277550
As a tooth fetishist I find his teeth hot.

No. 277716

File: 1658700382864.jpg (14.63 KB, 354x318, CChanSonichuCWC.jpg)


No. 277717

>>277586
I am exactly like you but I adore grown out “metalhead” hair. My dream boy would have hair that reaches his thighs. It’s so gorgeous

No. 277718

File: 1658700731336.jpeg (183.58 KB, 900x1200, 8A479737-6912-4AD8-A19F-01877F…)

i would raise a child with him in an extremely accurate and intricately planned simulation of parenthood

No. 277719

>>277590
ImAGIne My C0cK

No. 277720

>>277716
Liquid Chris looks like Paul Dano here

No. 277721

>>277464
at 0:26

No. 277730

>>277716
I’ve literally felt the same way and I’ve also had the same thought as >>277720. He really looks like Paul Dano. I found current pics of Liquid Chris and he’s just okay now from what I remember. He became a doctor lol.

No. 277738

>>277716
I got flustered watching the Chris Chan documentary because I thought he was so cute. Especially when he started singing. I guess it's not surprising that I became a danofag

No. 277744

File: 1658721530990.jpg (40.7 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

ever since watching bcs

No. 277745

File: 1658722270763.jpg (99.12 KB, 901x1024, bnxp9twza8m81.jpg)

>>277326
>>277301
>>277313
>>277443
God I love Ben so much. He and his wife make a good-looking couple.

No. 277746

>>277485
>>277488
I thought this was Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.

No. 277747

>>277556
I don't talk about it anywhere but here. Also sometimes I tell scrotes on 4chan because it makes them confused and angry.

No. 277749

File: 1658724462845.jpg (91.48 KB, 764x472, tumblr_onuhadpVO61s2mokto1_128…)

Bud Cort, specifically in the early 70s around the MASH/Brewster McCloud/Harold and Maude era. I think he's so adorable. When he cries it's so cute, and his voice is so soothing. He would treat me right.

No. 277758

>>277556
Nonna get help

No. 277770

File: 1658737461307.jpeg (303.56 KB, 1280x688, CCF6E44C-B205-4AF6-AB48-C29A08…)

>>277749
God tier taste, nonnie

No. 277772

File: 1658738066784.jpeg (57.99 KB, 631x720, ACE3ECDC-3643-4E02-8C0A-CB0722…)

>>277744
I've seen his pics as a young man and idk why maybe it's his large intense pretty eyes and his nice lip shape but I wouldn't use the word handsome or cute for him, I'd say he is actually beautiful
picrel is de-aged gus

No. 277773

>>277772
smooch

No. 277774

the BCS/BB universe has a great examples of the types of male attractiveness tbh
lalo is hot
cranston (young) and bob are handsome
gus (young) is beautiful
early seasons jessie was cute/pretty

No. 277778

>>277556
Nah I tell people all the time. People already see me as a freak centrist because I hold rad fem opinions mixed in with cherry picked right wing opinions. I just don't care anymore. Being honest is way better than trying to fit into a box.

Also, you could just find someone attractive without agreeing with them.

No. 277779

File: 1658741560113.jpeg (171.36 KB, 1080x1440, C0D44724-DAF0-4A2D-840F-6DEDE4…)

I have an unexplainable crush on this man

No. 277789

>>277772
His voice and demeanor helps

No. 277797

>>277745
why do all of these pics look like they were generated by DALL-E

No. 277803

>>277749
He seems 14 years old until he says something, It's weird.

No. 277816

>>277718
Same get out of my head

No. 277818

>>277232
Oh they did him so dirty on his wikipedia page

No. 277832

>>277738
Kek the venn diagram of us Liquid Chris enjoyers and Danofags is a circle

No. 277833

File: 1658763834311.jpeg (111.07 KB, 1486x990, download (13).jpeg)

I hate him.

No. 277842

File: 1658767291544.jpeg (64.81 KB, 740x943, F18FD03B-9A2A-40CA-BEE9-D88DEC…)


No. 277844

>>277841
He looks so cute! I would like to get to know more about this acfor if that's okay. What is he like? Any good movies with him you'd recommend? Never really seen any "fandom" built around him.

No. 277858

File: 1658772859430.jpeg (24.13 KB, 500x285, 3FB2B5BB-D821-458E-8524-E487A2…)

>>277803
I feel like he simultaneously has a baby baby and old face. I love it so much, though.

No. 277860

>>277858
*baby face
oops

No. 277862

>>277374
Jesus look at his eyes
he's like, mess-era Lohan high

No. 277863

File: 1658774678480.jpeg (65.43 KB, 580x742, 78BEB612-CEA7-430E-8E79-BA8294…)

Weird tooth but cute face, I guess.

No. 277867

>>277858
>>277770
>>277749
Is this a fucking child? Wtf is wrong with you sick fucks?

No. 277869

>>277867
He was 21 in those pictures.

No. 277870

>>277867
i think its because he looks severely delayed

No. 277872

File: 1658779587529.jpeg (108.92 KB, 720x490, D89A7D52-E1C9-4643-A9EF-5EC1D8…)

>>277867
Are you retarded? He looks post-wall.

No. 277873

File: 1658780904825.png (926.21 KB, 742x1026, craiyon_132640_Ben_Shapiro_and…)

>>277797
Well this was nightmarish

No. 277886

File: 1658785883928.jpeg (21.66 KB, 236x416, 3230F186-D33A-41FD-862C-2F2C6A…)

Richard Ashcroft from The Verve is so munted but hot to me

No. 277907

File: 1658793033020.jpeg (2.66 MB, 2400x1600, AFA02C1F-38C6-4AF4-9DF1-E761EE…)


No. 277912


No. 277916

File: 1658797649565.jpg (97.03 KB, 1200x627, 2014/06/30/d3/dotherightt.8561…)

>>277772
its crazy knowing he was this guy in do the right thing

No. 277938

>>277482
If he's not good enough for you nonna I'll make him all mine kthx

No. 277939

>>277343
Good lord I would.

No. 277941

>>277907
Kevin is a pretty average looking dude,seems a bit unfitting.Unless he’s done something I’m unaware of.

No. 277943

File: 1658812939441.jpeg (125.84 KB, 584x873, 0268A37F-0945-4CDC-A2EA-8784D6…)

I think Mike Patton is attractive in general,but there’s something about old Mike (especially when he has double-braids) that’s really hot to me.

No. 277944

File: 1658813393857.jpg (53.96 KB, 371x506, Giancarlo_Esposito_1998.jpg)

>>277916
You got me looking up older pics of him now and damn, would

No. 277948

File: 1658815583546.jpeg (148.84 KB, 750x937, DDE4DB0A-9D70-4FDD-B236-61D362…)

I don’t know if he’s been posted yet but David Harbour is one handsome step-dad

No. 277955

File: 1658818527217.jpeg (140.21 KB, 1200x1200, 5F0F35D5-2365-4C1F-99A7-82795C…)

>>277941
Kevin can do no wrong, I meant unconventional as in he's not considered a heartthrob

No. 277958

>>277869
He probably has some genetic disease that makes him looks like a child and you're creepy as fuck.

No. 277960

>>277958
Bait harder moid

No. 277964

>>277948
Agreed, I wish he was less cgi in the latest season

No. 277990

File: 1658833925561.jpg (221.26 KB, 1600x1200, better-call-saul.jpg)

>>277789
dont forget the wardrobe god i love suits so much
>>277774
fuck i love lalo too

No. 277993

>>277842
he’s beautiful! he looks like a male vlada roslyakova

No. 278005

>>277943
i thought this was joshua weissman or whatever his name is kek

No. 278038

>>277556
I've admitted mine to Mads Mikkelsen and some UK comedians… and jokingly Tucker Carlson.

No. 278074

File: 1658869871161.gif (6.8 MB, 633x633, d1a778c133cda8f27b03bb3eb0450e…)

>>277948
I'm a sucker for Hopper, particularly his heavier look as well as in uniform.

No. 278076

>>278074
eugh spoiler that shit

No. 278077

>>278076
>if they don't look like k-pop stars, they're ugly

No. 278078

>>278077
i never mentioned kpoop

No. 278100

>>278074
YES i love lumberjack looking mf, the moustache is such a good look

No. 278103

>>278074
Aw yea, that's good.

No. 278104

>>278077
NTA but it has nothing to do with that, he’s just ugly lol

No. 278115

>>278076
>>278104
Anon do you know where you are

No. 278117

>>278115
Tbf the gif looks kind of grosser compared to everything else posted. It looks like someone's sweaty obese dad. idk fat dirty men repulse me on a whole different level.

No. 278124

File: 1658890629347.jpg (99.94 KB, 586x1334, justajealousguy.jpg)

Fuck/marry/kill:

>young elvis presley

>young john lennon
>young morrissey

No. 278125

>>277907

I wish I can break Kevin Parker’s heart so he can write a whole album about me kek

No. 278130

>>278124
Hatefuck John Lennon
Marry (and divorce) Moz
Kill Elvis (ugley pedo)

No. 278135

File: 1658899506760.jpg (104.9 KB, 1008x1052, Nick-Offerman-Ron-Swanson.jpg)

I'm so sorry.

No. 278136

>>278130
This is the correct answer

No. 278151

File: 1658910269832.jpeg (437.23 KB, 1500x1000, image (1).jpeg)

From a purely current looks point, he's kind of cute

No. 278154

>>277990
Lalo is soooooooooo hot.
Everything about him oozes sex appeal

No. 278175

>>278151
KEK I did not know who this was and thought he was v handsome so imagine my shock finding out he’s one of Trump’s spawns

No. 278179

>>278154
We got handjob scenes for Walt and Hank but not even one little bit of sloppy toppy for the hottest man in the franchise. There is no justice

No. 278220

File: 1658933031535.jpg (53.8 KB, 500x617, e3e9f9b9fcb61efe3d26ef129277c0…)

i want to go back in time to tie him up and beat the shit out of him and make him cry. and maybe afterwards there'd be a whole radiohead album about it. he's palpably obnoxious just by looking at pictures of him and it arouses both anger and horniness in me. even as a dried up piece of jerky old gollum man. voice of an angel though. i love annoying looking bird boned shorties. i'm getting really into radiohead can you tell.

No. 278227

>>278220
He needs chapstick

No. 278228

>>278124
marry lennon (he's the best looking of the three when he was skinny)
fuck elvis (for the clout and also his voice is sexy)
kill morrissey (for obvious reasons)

No. 278233

>>278124
Marry Lennon (as he'll be assassinated and then I can be a wealthy widow)
Fuck Elvis (because he's hot but I also don't want to stick around to see him get fat)
Kill Morrissey (because his music is the worst of the three)

No. 278250

>>278124
marry lennon
fuck morisssy
kill elvis

i don't care much about any of them i just wanted to play the game

No. 278257

>>278220
He left his wife when she got cancer, so yeah i'd say the beatings are justified

No. 278265

>>278257
damn it anon i forgot all about that shit. now i can stop feeling cringe about my vivid physical abuse fantasies involving him. what a fucking loser.

No. 278307

>>278257
And started dating a young model
All men is the same

No. 278327

>>278228
>>278233
>>278250
Funny how three people chose Lennon when he (supposedly) beat his first wife. Then again, if Yoko Ono proved anything, he can be tamed into a house husband.

No. 278331

>>278327
John Lennon had crazy yellow fever and was a piece of shit to his eldest son, that's most of what I know about him from my limited knowledge kek. I'd still pick him over Elvis though, pretty sure I'd fuck John (even if it was only to get to Paul), marry problematic bi Morrissey (I could have saved him) and kill Elvis.

No. 278334

File: 1658976778389.jpg (110.59 KB, 495x660, Franz_Kafka_thumb-c.jpg)

Any fellow Kafka nonnies out here?

No. 278337

File: 1658979164704.png (315.81 KB, 400x574, 58CC79C1-A466-470F-A1C9-20B2C7…)

>>278334
unfortunately

No. 278341

File: 1658981188205.jpg (204.25 KB, 1321x991, GettyImages-56456595-dcbcbf4ae…)

>>278334
hell yeah

No. 278343

File: 1658982025307.jpeg (56.37 KB, 780x499, E9DD66B5-F4B7-4BEF-848B-A685E1…)

>>278331
>moz
>bi
he’s as “bisexual” as freddie mercury or george micheal was, he’s obviously gay and had a long term relationship with a rough blue collar guy. and a thing for johnny marr ofc. still the most tolerable of the three because at his heart he’s just a bitchy gay guy. lennon and elvis just had oedipus complexes that manifested in different ways (john wanted a mommy, elvis just wanted pure virgin teen girls he never actually fucked just hung around with)
>>278327
more women need to get on the yoko/courtney/wallis simpson grind. this is why women hate meghan markle because she managed to turn a literal prince into her submissive husband

some men are beyond saving tho, like richard ramirez, but i think i could’ve fixed pic related if i fed really hard into his abandonment issues

No. 278345

>>278343
Morrissey also seems like he'd be the best to marry since he's known to have had a couple of gal pals at least. Not saying that he's a saint, but it's a better track record than the other two.

No. 278346

>>278345
“gal pals”

girl, those are faghags.
and it depends what you like in a man. i mean, if i was a position of power i would def have lennon as my male mistress. just as a symbol of power, but i could never live with mr heroin mommy issues

No. 278364

File: 1658997286258.jpg (704.32 KB, 1362x1848, Franz_Kafka_1917.jpg)

>>278334
hands off my husband

No. 278394

>>278151
Agreed. He at least passes off for decent looking, which is more I can say for his dad and brother.

No. 278395

>>277581
>fucked his niece

Wait what?

No. 278398

>>277556
i would not admit to being an ezrafag irl, sometimes i don’t even admit it here

No. 278405

>>278346
Damn, think of all the songs he could have wrote for you.

No. 278443

File: 1659031340819.gif (3.16 MB, 500x500, D0ED926D-99CA-4DED-A8AE-73E159…)


No. 278464

File: 1659044112495.jpg (75.5 KB, 980x653, britishbfs.jpg)

>>278346
>>278405
would you really choose john over paul?

No. 278471

File: 1659046013542.gif (1.64 MB, 500x306, 9CA194FC-A15A-443C-AC8F-0B7655…)

>>278464
George Harrison in A Hard's Day Night

No. 278472

>>278464
Yes. Paul is extremely normal for a male musician born in the 40s, but that’s a low bar. I need a man who’s batshit crazy but only sometimes

No. 278476

>>278398
>>278443
as long as you dumbasses remember he rapes little girls

No. 278482

File: 1659049234069.jpeg (493.78 KB, 3000x2004, 106798364-1605643956212-gettyi…)

Put me in his shark tank

No. 278483

>>278464
Nasty little chipmunk man and subterranean demon

No. 278497

>>278482
hahahaha ure killing me

No. 278498

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repost

No. 278500

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I am so attracted to men from the lost generation that it's actually driving me insane

No. 278504

>>278498
Weezer

No. 278507

>>278498
i found Q really hot when i was 12

No. 278509

File: 1659059763475.gif (3.15 MB, 498x350, Kieran Culkin.gif)

i feel so gross about this one but he's so hot

No. 278512

File: 1659060652176.jpg (132 KB, 570x729, o-VINCENT-KARTHEISER-YOUNG-570…)

>>278509
I thought this was Vincent Kartheiser at first

No. 278515

>>278512

i just looked him up, he aged poorly but he looks so cute in your picrel

they have the same sad puppy eyes and air of patheticness about them. weirdly hot

No. 278524

>>278507
He's the Qtest for sure

No. 278535

>>278398
same, I'm pretty embarassed about it. Same with my attraction to Joseph Quinn. If someone knew about this irl I would die, I actually hate the part of myself that thinks these men are attractive

No. 278545

>>277211
is that kramer from seinfeld

No. 278546

File: 1659092524933.jpeg (34.9 KB, 735x414, 230DEEE1-FC6C-426F-A5DA-4D54F3…)

>>277457
he looks extremely washed out and old now, I would argue he only looked super cute in this pic

No. 278547

File: 1659095103917.jpeg (210.89 KB, 709x632, 89EB1F07-5E82-45B1-9547-00799B…)

his hair is perfect

No. 278548

>>278547
Not my type but i agree he used to be really cute and the hair was gorgeous. Too bad he literally turned into a monster, i don't know how Hila is so accepting of it, she's making him too comfortable with his situation.

He also got dumber and dumber as years passed, he's now a caricature of a woke stupid liberal. I hate him (although i feel for him for the Trisha situation, this cow is worse than him).

No. 278549

>>278547
We really have to start putting men down when they decide to let themselves go

No. 278592

>>278585
should've used the past tense
he doesn't look good anymore unfortunately. He had a lot of potential aesthetically

No. 278593

>>278547
Was also a lot funnier back then

No. 278594

File: 1659110626724.jpg (1.72 MB, 3264x2209, judas.jpg)

I started TWD weeks ago since the last season got announced and I wanted to catch up to it. This unwashed man makes me go FERAL. Everything about his character is so fucking attractive to me, it's not fair

No. 278597

File: 1659111986498.png (732.62 KB, 649x751, ZliYVRN.png)

>>278594
You should play Death Stranding just for the webcam hijinks alone.

No. 278601

File: 1659112861753.jpeg (291.29 KB, 1020x574, goingtohellforthis.jpeg)

>shameful for their reputation

Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer Putin wants to exchange for Brittney Griner (the WNBA player). He's nicknamed "The Merchant of Death" and he inspired Nic Cage's character in Lord of War but he's totally my type

No. 278615

File: 1659117438522.gif (Spoiler Image, 7.08 MB, 540x450, steve harington.gif)

i used to think he looks like a retard. idk what happened but the latest season had me panting whenever he was on screen.

No. 278623

>>278615
is this from st or some video game? he looks better like this, as a video game character or whatever this is

No. 278670

File: 1659130793954.jpg (44.69 KB, 440x603, COLLECTIE_TROPENMUSEUM_Een_rok…)

I sometimes go to human tooth sharpening page on Wikipedia just to look at this picture

No. 278671

>>278482
I can't figure out if he a total ass or sweetheart

No. 278672

>>278601
looks like an older version of armie hammer

No. 278674

File: 1659131402448.jpeg (88.98 KB, 1100x825, victor-07cf8c5de9f0d473a552c85…)

>>278601
I'm on several watchlists now thanks nonnie he's hot

No. 278678

File: 1659132891590.jpg (410.73 KB, 2048x2048, c3cdf96eb20eea07e84f5a74769d85…)

breathes heavily
I would do unspeakable things just to resurrect this man and have him whisper disgusting, naughty things in my ear.

No. 278690

>>278670
i can see the appeal, anon. he wouldn't be out of place in a zelda game

No. 278694

>>278678
Mr. Takagi won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

No. 278709

>>278670
KEK I would too Nona he looks kinda freaky in the best way

No. 278711

>>278547
Yeah, he was pretty hot. Poor Hila.
>>278615
He's only attractive when he's like this.
>>278623
Nta but it's from the show it's just a super nice quality gif.

No. 278716

>>278507
Q is hot

No. 278717

File: 1659146859207.jpg (189.31 KB, 2000x1000, tom.jpg)

>>278509
But is it Kieran you like, or Roman? Picrel really belongs in the "attractive men you want to fuck" thread but as long as we're talking Succession I want Tom and Roman to fight to the death to be my bf.

No. 278726

>>278694
That line, in my ear, while he has one hand on my throat and the other in my panties. Perfection.

No. 278758

>>278498
They're so cute and funny to me, but especially Q

No. 278761

File: 1659171821302.jpg (5.25 MB, 2400x3000, MV5BOTAwNzE4NzAyMV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Welp

No. 278773

>>278507
Agreed, he’s just got some laid back good pussy eater vibes

No. 278774

>>278124
>marry Morrisey
>fuck Lennon
>kill Elvis (ugly ass pedo bulldog motherfucker)

No. 278775

>>278077
Hopper is so ugly and gross

No. 278776

>>277034
I love his pouty face

No. 278778

File: 1659181585548.jpeg (32.79 KB, 550x732, 23974805-CC6C-4259-9337-D3AA74…)

I thought the thread pic was young Christopher Lee. Speaking if Christopher Lee, he was always old looking but that rat phenotype always got the fattest most heaving dicks in the world

No. 278779

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>>278778
Him young. He looks like such a baby here

No. 278780

File: 1659181830884.jpeg (536.2 KB, 843x921, 7D845937-A96C-4E00-9DE7-C86B44…)

>>278779
OGA BOOGA GIMME THAT COCK

No. 278806

>>278761
He looks like a. Baby

No. 278822

File: 1659204175371.gif (5.3 MB, 640x470, lf;baeqjh.gif)

>>278535
Same^2. Adding onto Joseph Quinn… why is he SO cute as Eddie and borderline goblin IRL? His styling on the show makes me doki-doki so hard, why is it difficult to be cute out of character???

Forgive my horny sperg, nonnas

No. 278827

>>278822
nonnie this thread is intended for horny sperging

No. 278834

File: 1659209333495.png (174.15 KB, 1200x799, EyQEeoeUcAUubWT.png)

i'd absolutely destroy these fucking losers in a van dp.

No. 278835

>>278834
i want ryan to take me from behind and i'll gobble down on matt's rod

No. 278847

File: 1659215645148.jpg (16.66 KB, 220x548, hal.JPG)

>>277346
loved Hal too
he is cute

No. 278854

File: 1659217496059.jpeg (112.42 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpeg)

>>277034
RIP - He ain't dead yet but his looks long are

No. 278858

File: 1659219113801.jpeg (1.2 MB, 2280x2303, gat0-006-gates-corbis-42-17934…)

>wanna see my floppy disk, nonnie?

No. 278859

>>278498
Gimme Joe and Murr.

No. 278860

>>278858
Hnnng… jump over a chair for me… from standing position!!!!!!

No. 278862

>>278778
extremely based
>>278858
young steve mogs him!!!

No. 278864

>>277745
Ben was really wasted by becoming who he is. Imagine nonnas, he could have been a relatively laid back dorky boyfriend but NO. He had to be Ben lib-slayer Shapiro for some reason

>>278443
He looks like his skin is stretched over his face as part of an alien disguise to look human. Have they rescued those minors he ran away with yet or has he eaten them?

>>278500
Based. I'm obsessed with vintage jock types, I can't explain it.

No. 278876


No. 278882

>>278862
Jobs was a fag that died of AIDS

No. 278883


No. 278886

File: 1659228959605.jpg (316.65 KB, 1060x1600, 268dc610a955000956f95adec3329f…)

>>278864
Appreciating vintage jocks is a sign of patrician taste and requires no explanation.

No. 278887

>>278858
>>278876
What a fucking nerd. Look how his voice cracks when he gets angry, oooo so scary. I want to beat him up.
>>278847
>>277172
Not only does he have a handsome face nice hair but he also has a nice ass

No. 278892

Thanks to the JBP posting in these threads I was reminded of Jordan today as I was pouring a bowl of cereal and saw a large raisin. Still find him charming in a kind of ridiculous way, though.

No. 278895

File: 1659234789683.jpeg (82.64 KB, 997x621, 2A9741BE-F201-4810-AA83-6340DE…)

>>278882
>>278887
good. they should’ve had hardcore gay sex together (only when pre wall)

No. 278896

File: 1659235309177.jpeg (27.92 KB, 417x333, 01E7D4EE-25A7-4DB1-AF3A-CDD0EC…)

>>278778
Ah, yes. I watched Horror of Dracula for the plot

No. 278900

File: 1659237256256.png (297.29 KB, 680x478, he spots you from across the b…)

>>278847
>>277343
>>277346
I can't be the only one here who would pick Walter over Hal

No. 278923

>>278892
Get help.

No. 278926

>>278887
>Not only does he have a handsome face nice hair but he also has a nice ass
want to straddle him

No. 278927

File: 1659258337538.jpeg (67.47 KB, 1200x841, 5589c09f2acae7b7188b46fc.jpeg)

>>277346
I liked him in Seinfeld

No. 278929

Once again I'm posting Tommy Johansson

No. 278939

>>278892
omfg lol at your caption, that clip of him is so cringe though but he's so awkwardly endearing I can't help but love him

No. 278951

>>277482
dump him.

No. 278954

>>278895
Ugh yes

No. 278973

File: 1659290621917.jpeg (227.71 KB, 375x683, D308002E-1910-4265-948F-CAC7B4…)

Nonnies i cant.. i want to suckle his fat inbred man titties kiss his gout bloated stomach and bully him pls!!

No. 278976

>>278973
You'll probably get salmonella coming into contact with that uncooked chicken

No. 278993

>>278992
He was so cute.

No. 278997

File: 1659307131393.jpeg (84.04 KB, 661x900, DjTAzOoXgAE25Jx.jpeg)

My kryptonite will always be dorky ass .com bubble billionaires

No. 278999

>>278997
KEK. Who’s that?

No. 279003

>>278973
His nipples are already stifftened for your pleasture, nona. Go at him.

No. 279004

>>278997
is this bezos??

No. 279005

>>278999
Jeff Bezos kek

No. 279007

>>279005
No way omfg

No. 279008

File: 1659310395092.jpeg (167.62 KB, 1508x1122, DjSro83UYAE-S6d.jpeg)

>>279007
Here he is with his friends

No. 279009

>>279008
THey are in the order of effort they put into the costume

No. 279010

>>279008
whadda hell !

No. 279011

>>279009
Also in order of fruitiness

No. 279012

>>279008
So what is the one on the left supposed to be?

No. 279013

>>279008
I still don't know wtf he's supposed to be

No. 279014

>>279013
A beet!

No. 279017

"Squish that cat" man is so fucking hot, and the fact that he seems to love cats and care about animals (unlike many vets I've had the displeasure of meeting) makes him even hotter

No. 279019

>>279008
grapes kid did a great job on his costume

No. 279020

>>278900
He was really hot with the beard and square glasses. Too bad he only had that for one episode.
Also >filename

No. 279022

>>279017
Face the wall anon

No. 279024

>>278997
really simping over a picture of his nerd ass when he was a kid.. the shotacons are really fucking creepy

No. 279025

>>279022
I don't get it, did he do something shitty or something?

No. 279033

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>>279017
He looks like human shrek

No. 279034

>>278973
Even the unconventional attraction thread can take so much.

No. 279038

>>279020
I just know if Walt was an actual person he'd be transphobic as fuck and get really condescending to troons about "basic biology". That and a hundred other things make him a certified hottie

No. 279044

File: 1659328216029.jpeg (133.86 KB, 900x900, FFGNb25XsAEF0uI.jpeg)

>>278717

it's roman specifically i think, which i'm ashamed of because he's such a scumbag i feel guilty that i want him KEK.

i want to eat him though. this fanart is so good

No. 279046

File: 1659330861380.jpeg (44.64 KB, 434x565, 0806FB52-5770-4554-BED8-82BE15…)

which one of you is urinal pilled his artwork is absolute shit but he looked so hot when he was young

No. 279047

>>279024
No one has said a word about his looks in this picture you freak

No. 279066

File: 1659346802847.jpeg (182.39 KB, 1400x1400, 2A51DC1B-C6FF-4C05-9247-804208…)

Not a Disney adult but I’d ride him

No. 279070

File: 1659357225206.jpg (95.21 KB, 736x961, mike-stipe-rem.jpg)

If only I had a time machine

No. 279151

>>279044
Kek I understand. Do you think he'll ever have good sex in the show nona?

No. 279157

File: 1659401168334.gif (8.23 MB, 540x400, IMG_3648.gif)

>>278822
Glad to see other anons who feel similarly.

I agree his actor looks like a goblin and something about him screams MOID to me, but when he plays Eddie I am absolutely dead.

My vibe is literally dying and I'm only half way through this season. Fuck.

No. 279163

File: 1659405061335.png (128.02 KB, 640x360, whore.png)

>>279151
honestly idk…i really hope he is able to have sex without being a degenerate necro freak in s4. but no ones ever a winner in succession, so i am doubtful

btw nona, how do you feel about nick braun as greg? he's hot in a weird way

No. 279164

File: 1659405352879.jpeg (293.79 KB, 578x938, EA74A1A3-997C-40E4-9933-7589E8…)

Not the actor, just the character

No. 279178

>>279164
this is def conventional attraction nonna (and I agree about the character only, he is so bland without his costume)

No. 279184

>>279157
Oh my god I love Eddie so much. My ovaries burst in that scene with him and Christie(?) outdoors. The moment where he revealed himself to be a gentle and kind soul.

No. 279189

File: 1659418938326.jpeg (71.58 KB, 1027x610, 4876865F-BD29-4F05-8CA1-C5267B…)

I’ve always joked about Theo Von and his mullet and said he looks like a Squidbilly or a possum. But today I saw videos of him when he was apparently on Road Rules back in 2002 and it did something for me

No. 279212

>>278900
On the one hand, Hal is a sweetheart, on the other hand, Walt has the whole bad boy thing goin’ on. It’s a hard choice

No. 279214

File: 1659437638238.jpg (5.77 KB, 266x189, gd.jpg)

Why do men age like milk

No. 279215

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No. 279216

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No. 279228

>>279215
this man pissed on himself on a plane

No. 279234

File: 1659454566280.jpg (49.54 KB, 475x480, 39f687f5f1072524b5d2536405c63a…)

Young Mike Stoklasa

No. 279252

>>277301
I would love to dom him

No. 279253

>>279252
you guys seriously want to hear that high pitched whine in a sexual setting? his voice is so offputting

No. 279254

>>279228
the french have always been sick

No. 279256

>>279234
AGREE but girl I'd fuck CURRENT Mike Stoklasa too!

No. 279260

File: 1659468611541.jpeg (51.36 KB, 500x499, 50965C02-B351-44EB-AA45-3C51E1…)

>>279234
Well, I found your post intriguing so I googled “young Mike Stoklasa” and um EXCUSE ME

No. 279261

>>279234
>>279260
Male aging is unfortunate, he looks good in these old ones

No. 279266

File: 1659469829248.jpg (75.9 KB, 540x540, tumblr_e05f47b3ac6440666d8e447…)

There is no other explanation for my weird fixation on this ugly midget aside from ovulation but holy shit is the ovulation horniness getting to me. I'd let him hit it and I'd let him hit it badly. He could have a micropenis for all I care. He could nut in .05 seconds. I'd still fuck him and you know what, fuck it, I'd thank him for it too. please just kill me just end my suffering

No. 279276

File: 1659471717712.gif (404.43 KB, 500x281, youre done.gif)


No. 279285

File: 1659473386893.gif (Spoiler Image, 446.9 KB, 332x274, BTtWHXB.gif)

>>279276
Thank you anon. I welcome the bullet wholeheartedly.
as an aside, I can't stop staring at this blurry-ass gif of this manlet removing his suit jacket. I'm telling you there are worms eating large holes in my brain right now. Why is this shitty gif doing me in.

No. 279290

>>279285
he truly does look like a possessed minaturized tilda swinton. he has 0 sex appeal or even nerd/geek appeal especially given how he abandoned his ex for another woman while she was suffering with cancer. sad that even the fugly nerdlets can't be trusted

No. 279293

File: 1659474971230.jpg (116.18 KB, 750x1024, 9b45fd1c727780d42f19db5a918623…)

>>279290
I know he abandoned his wife when she had cancer and that he's old and gross and washed up and that he has a childbride and that he's the proto-incel, I get it. I still want to fuck him though. The fact that he's a piece of shit also kind of adds to it. Kms.

No. 279302

File: 1659478826618.jpeg (20.79 KB, 236x365, 18401AEE-FD1A-4216-924A-57478F…)

I wanted to fuck him so badly back in the day

No. 279310

>>279293
>38
>childbride
nonnie,we’re really stretching here.

No. 279314

>>279302
Same but then I found out he’s a walking STD lol

No. 279315

>>279310
I was just exaggerating for comedic effect anonita but the age gap thing is still scummy, y'know, considering. But you know scrotes.

No. 279317

>>278671
He’s a sweetie

No. 279320

>>279317
Oh damn he’s charming as hell lol I’d fall hook line and sinker for that irl

No. 279322

>>279260
Peter Steele's lost brother

No. 279324

>>279293
You have cancer

No. 279326

File: 1659487547452.gif (1.96 MB, 330x321, 930DF03D-BFCB-4EB0-9CE9-3E94DE…)

I’m in love with him so I’d fuck him

No. 279329

>>279326
imagine how cute he'd be if he was athletic and shaved the neckbeard. but then he wouldn't be in this thread I suppose.

No. 279330

>>279329
nah he would still be in this thread for being a racist

No. 279334

File: 1659491998818.jpg (166.66 KB, 1200x900, JS29622046.jpg)

WOULD. WOULD. WOULD. WOULD.
>WOULD
I WOULD

No. 279335

File: 1659492185095.png (306.67 KB, 720x404, roman is pretty tom agrees.png)

>>279163
I'm not attracted to Greg or Nick Braun especially after his character hooked up with Dasha's kek but I know a lot of Tom/Greg shippers think he's hot. He started out a lot more likeable to me but in more of a potential friend way than a hot way. If Roman fucks anyone I want it to be Gerri but I dunno if I can realistically see it

No. 279340

File: 1659494238133.gif (6.94 MB, 472x352, 742cc123e52b5d8e674f71a614560f…)

>>279261
What I'd kill for Mike to take care of himself the way Jay did.

No. 279341

>>279044
i want to peg him til he cries.

No. 279342

>>279334
I actually need Limmy to approve of me, laugh at my jokes, and want to run me through. This is at the pinnacle of my Maslowe's heirachy.

No. 279359

File: 1659515786903.gif (30.77 KB, 296x216, tumblr_5f4211de2cec569ef97a1a7…)

>>279340
Same anon. Mike is very handsome. Got a wicked wit. He just needs to loose a bit of weight and he'd be perfect Daddy material.

No. 279362

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No. 279377

>>279362
This is not unconventional everyone and their extended family gets turned on by Theroux

No. 279378

File: 1659523256505.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.28 KB, 640x349, gallery-1477063056-louistherou…)

>>279362
Damn, he's actually kinda got a nice body

No. 279380

File: 1659524830115.jpeg (75.99 KB, 982x726, 205DD48B-80B9-456F-A244-56911E…)

John hurt my beloved

No. 279382

>>279377
No they don’t, you’re just mentally ill. We would crucify you on the conventional thread

No. 279386

>>279382
The guy went on national television like 2 years ago where they talked about the fact he is a national sex icon. Idk if you're from the UK, but he's always ranked in those tabloid "Top 100 sexiest men" articles.

No. 279397

>>279386
ah so it's by bri'ish standards, that explains it

No. 279402

>>279386
If ‘hottest british man’ is a thing, does being the tallest midget also get you on National TV?

No. 279420


No. 279482

>>279386
I agree, but we all know that real life standards don't apply here, just look at the aggressive reactions you got when you suggested that he might be considered attractive by a lot of women lmao

No. 279492

>>279380
nonna wth I literally just watched this movie yesterday. I bet our periods are in sync too

No. 279506

>>279482
NTA but I feel like those "sexiest man" type of magazines aren't really accurate, remember when fucking John Legend of all people was on one of the U.S. ones kek.

No. 279509

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No. 279512

>>279253
Well, I just put a gag in his mouth then.

No. 279516

>>279266
I had no idea he was short nona lmao
I'm still shamelessly into him, evem in his current pruned form.

No. 279520

>>278973
this is bait but that's not how gout works

No. 279523

>>279506
Blake Shelton too lol they literally do not mean anything

No. 279525

File: 1659594456551.gif (2.72 MB, 540x262, FCA91A24-ECAD-44D4-86BC-48E26B…)

noel fielding from the mighty boost (right)

No. 279526

>>279525
crazy how julian is only 5 years older than noel but has always looked so much older. still julian was cuter imo esp if he was thin

No. 279530

>>279525
I like both but Julian a tad bit more. I especially like the Zooniverse era if you go just by their Mighty Boosh days.

No. 279547

File: 1659613916462.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 176.34 KB, 684x1132, 22012DC4-5546-4874-B23B-110E00…)

he is not hiding, he is with me

No. 279558

>>279547
nonny don't you think it's time to find a new husbando

No. 279560

File: 1659618638397.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 56.71 KB, 464x473, 3EA10364-F5DD-412F-BF05-3DE459…)

>>279558
i can’t i am just destined to suffer

No. 279563

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>>279380
When I found out he played Joseph Merrick in The Elephant Man, ah, what a film.

No. 279570

>>279547
that jacket is just awful

No. 279576

File: 1659629801883.png (1.16 MB, 807x880, EaFSvAaWsAMcByo.png)

forsenfagging again

No. 279577

File: 1659629921070.gif (2.28 MB, 498x280, qtplwzvhsld81.gif)

i seem to have a thing for a lot of streamers. maybe its just too easy to get parasocial and attached

No. 279578

>>279576
Hopefully you’re talking about the woman?

No. 279599

>>279525
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! though I think a more seasoned taste would be Julian.

No. 279653

File: 1659648652316.jpg (78.86 KB, 640x438, joe-keery-gq-september-2021-05…)

F u c k I want him

No. 279660

I love him so much he aged like fine wine to me. Miss when nerdy guys were just socially awkward guys into niche hobbies instead of troons and porn addicts. Born too late to steal the virginity of peak ugly-cute nerds, why live.

No. 279661

File: 1659650863714.jpg (116.54 KB, 1024x1524, James_Rolfe,_AVGN,_Chiller_The…)

>>279660
Ah fug forgot picture

No. 279662

File: 1659651227211.png (1.41 MB, 949x1037, Accursed_Farms.png)

Another one is Ross. He looks like he's part of a death metal band that takes meth and eats babies but instead he's another cute dork that makes youtube videos where he roleplays as Freeman from Half Life and talks about weird games.

No. 279668

>>279662
is he autistic by any chance? The wide forehead and short midface combination with the wide-set eyes bonus really gave it away.

No. 279676

>>279668
I doubt so, he's pretty normal and probably one of the least unhinged gamers on youtube, he just looks weird https://youtu.be/LnkqdMS1LkE

No. 279681

>>279662
>looks death metal
>cute
>roleplays freeman
>youtube
>gamer
Bruh

No. 279686

File: 1659662603486.gif (618.14 KB, 444x236, 1659282831247292.gif)

>>279576
>>279577
Sad that he used to be more proactive back in the day. Nowadays, he's resigned to babysitting his spastic autist haven of a chat.

No. 279690

File: 1659667170541.png (1.28 MB, 1200x707, finger.png)

He probably smells old but that's fine

No. 279692

>>279690
>finger.png
nona…………

No. 279693

>>279660
>>279661
>I love him so much he aged like fine wine to me
Last time I saw him, he looked like shit though due to the receding hairline, "where did the hair go?" indeed. It's a shame but with appropriate styling he can look decent. But despite that, I still like his eyes and his smile is still adorable. He also loves his cat and seems to be a good husband and father which gives him bonus points. I don't like lusting after his current self out of respect for his wife, who is very lucky, wasn't she a fan of his and that's how they met?
James was so fucking hot back in the day though.
>Miss when nerdy guys were just socially awkward guys into niche hobbies instead of troons and porn addicts. Born too late to steal the virginity of peak ugly-cute nerds, why live.
I feel this. Watching the Atari Porn episode, when he said
>imagine if you're just sitting around, minding your own business, then all of a sudden, some naked chick breaks and starts humping the crap outta ya
How I wished to make the AVGN's dream come true, I was very horny for him then

No. 279697

File: 1659670069266.jpg (88.25 KB, 850x510, lawdaddy.jpg)

I am so incredibly horny for saul goodamn

No. 279698

File: 1659670368470.jpeg (242.6 KB, 1330x1331, image.jpeg)

Hopper anon here again, can't stop won't stop

No. 279699

>>279697
There are several Saul lovers here, welcome home nonnie

No. 279701

>>279693
Anon, anon, anon, WHY. The man tardrages at fucking video games.

No. 279702

File: 1659677857841.jpg (86.16 KB, 702x1080, jeffkun.jpg)

I would've murdered someone for the chance to marry this shy man.

No. 279703

File: 1659678092040.jpg (199.5 KB, 900x923, 07_19_space.neil_.opener.jpg)

>>277222
Hell yeah.

No. 279705

>>277348
Here anon, pretend you are Joan Rivers in this segment.

No. 279707

>>277447
>>277449
Holy shit I just watched that doc on them like a week ago. (Grew up listening to them but never knew who they were.) I'm surprised you go for the mustachio'd one and not the hot one!

No. 279708

>>278500
This is me with men from the 18th century.

No. 279709

>>279046
I bet he, too, had a hot ass.

No. 279710

File: 1659680113972.gif (955.36 KB, 300x223, 21769491.gif)

>>279380
Go watch him in "I, Claudius". (He plays Caligula, not a troon, lol.)

No. 279711

>>279698
Don't stop.

No. 279713

>>279701
nonnie I don't think you know anything about the AVGN

No. 279715

File: 1659683711932.gif (4.39 MB, 520x293, download.gif)

>>279653
he's so cute

No. 279728

File: 1659695968829.jpg (117.65 KB, 1321x1321, selfie-Edited-1.jpg)

To finalize the hornyposting for videogame nerds LGR made me understand why chubby chasers exist.

>>279701
It's a character, when he's doing gameplays with his friend he's super chill, he has such a relaxing voice. Scott the woz unironically rages at videogames, he's a cute autist too. Man, why are nerdy boys so cute and how do i meet one that's not pornsick and on the verge of trooning.

No. 279737

File: 1659703370385.jpeg (249.13 KB, 750x657, 6389A507-5509-426A-A3FC-D46312…)

mm his flappy old man body so hawt,,,,,, hehe bitebitekissmwah

No. 279754

>>279702
Cool, based, didn't know he was shy

No. 279756

File: 1659719263189.png (686.38 KB, 1200x628, breaking-bad-walt-jesse-saul-g…)

i dreamt about sucking bob odenkirks dick last night what is wrong with me guys

No. 279762

File: 1659722118856.jpeg (54.19 KB, 720x887, AD0C82E0-7D52-40FD-8F59-1D9BB5…)

>>279756
Nothing. He was a cutie when he was younger and he’s still low-key cute now.

No. 279763

>>279737
WHY DID HE SQUISH HIS TITTY THOUGH????

No. 279766

File: 1659722689772.jpg (Spoiler Image, 364.14 KB, 1154x1200, 1996rankin10.jpg)

I want to roll him between my palms to shape him into a ball like playdough and slip him into my pocket for safekeeping. I've gone full blorbo mode.

No. 279769

>>279754
Yeah, that's why he wore the sunglasses.

No. 279774

>>279705
the sexual tension here is strong, thanks anon. and i have to say that me and joan are the only women who would ever flirt with him on live tv

No. 279785

File: 1659733762865.jpeg (116.06 KB, 1400x788, Fielder.jpeg)

i know for a fact that I'm not the only one who wants to fuck him

No. 279786

>>279785
samefag, i guess that goes without saying because a lot of people like awkward men, but i felt the least ashamed saying it here ♥

No. 279790

>>279756
>>279762

apparently he has a foot fetish,, id send him feet pics for free

No. 279791

>>279790
wait where did you get this information….

No. 279793

>>279790
lol wow that explains the weird music montage foot scene from bcs

No. 279796

>>279791
its all over twitter. also the 29th account he used to follow on instagram was a foot fetish account lmao

No. 279797

File: 1659736333403.jpg (51.06 KB, 335x525, tumblr_ad0e8686dd6fb8444088d5d…)

Idk what's wrong with me, I'm not usually attracted to super old scrotes but I watched kingdom of heaven recently and saladin was kind of hot to me

No. 279806

File: 1659738428377.png (162.08 KB, 828x1692, FZaJyl6WQAEzBII.png)

>>279791
im the dream nonna and my ex had a foot fetish and it was so hot so this has only made me hornier fuck

No. 279807

>>279806
also not my screenshot/not a scrote stolen from twitter

No. 279809

>>279806
ayrt i dont have a foot fetish and kinda find it weird and generally this is weirdo scrote behavior but this makes me like him even more lmao

No. 279815

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>>279797
I know this feeling anon. I usually prefer an elf king type but after seeing Kayvan Novak in What We Do In The Shadows I have decided that 'ancient middle eastern warlord' is my absolute type

No. 279828

File: 1659753876249.jpg (65.35 KB, 351x351, dexterhappy.jpg)

>>279774
AYRT, I completely believe you would too, anon.

No. 279837

File: 1659758414306.jpg (578.69 KB, 1089x800, c9a3ef3f2e76205d3ac54552bb962b…)

hear me out

No. 279838

File: 1659758753598.jpeg (762.72 KB, 1467x1999, CF83AF98-8183-4AC9-BD46-038A94…)

This guy

No. 279839

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>>279838
his brother is even hotter desu

No. 279841

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>>279838
girl he looks like this orangutan

No. 279843

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>>279841
he would enslave every other numale goober ITT and that’s all that matters

No. 279844

>>279697
i'm kinda partial to jimmy

No. 279857


No. 279859

>>279838
Ew what the fuck

No. 279864

File: 1659773178663.jpeg (236.1 KB, 1438x1678, 750FC323-910B-482B-B405-54C868…)

he is not “unconventional” per se, but i am reluctant to post in the other thread because i do not want to * him as he is a pretty wholesome family man and has a respectable wife.

No. 279865

>>279697
Kek me too

No. 279867

>>279859
Low E opinion.

No. 279871

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No. 279879

>>279864
he's hot

No. 279888

>>279864
Same kek. I have no idea but I even love his tired, strained voice. I want to stroke his soft bald head

No. 279895

>>279837
Man hit the wall so fucking hard

No. 279900

>>279867
Are you Russian, anon?

No. 279901

>>279871
You'd need a way bigger razor than that little thing

No. 279905

File: 1659802343990.png (3.08 MB, 1600x897, sandwich.PNG)

I want to be in the middle of Cleese/Palin sandwiche where Cleese is topping both of us

No. 279916

File: 1659808619654.jpg (33.31 KB, 1200x667, James-Franco-1200by667.jpg)

I am just glad he is too irrelevant to work with now…
>>279900
What does being Russian has to do with this?

No. 279924

File: 1659813058006.jpg (116.84 KB, 609x900, writer-albert-camus-french-sch…)

I know he's the favorite philosopher of reddit men but I'd smash regardless.

No. 279926

>>277348
aww yeah me too. he was very cute in the 60s

No. 279972

>>279916
nta but the men look quite Chechen

No. 279977

File: 1659840895040.png (434.99 KB, 589x474, mama mia.png)

>>279828
NTAYRT but I had such a huge crush on young adult Dexter when I was a child especially in the ego trip movie. I feel like I can admit that here. I liked him almost as much as I liked Double D from Ed Edd n Eddy (the original 2D husbando)

No. 279987

File: 1659846215117.jpg (Spoiler Image, 749.4 KB, 1079x1242, Screenshot_20220807-142208_Red…)

Nonnies…… I've hated this man, hated him for the longest time. Everything about him grates at me. His voice, his demeanour, his smugness. I hate him significantly more than any other man on the internet. But I had a sex dream about him last night and its sticking with me. He was a tender lover, we had sex in a pool. I'm so filled with shame over how much I enjoyed it. What have I become.

No. 279990

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>>279924
we must imagine nonny happy

No. 279993

>>279987
Did he bring his katana in the pool?

No. 280000

>>279977
hmmm, I should rewatch that movie… now that I think about it he reminds me of the AVGN somewhat.

No. 280008

File: 1659856671347.gif (8.11 MB, 528x698, BFF7F25B-58E0-40ED-9294-888FD5…)

if i could impregnate men he would be my first choice
>>277348
and my second choice

No. 280038

>>279972
im the russian Francofag and i assure you, we hate chenchen men even more than our own scrotes. they are the worst, extremely aggressive and rapey, on top of that they are full of themselves and ugly. they are obsessed with killing animals and beating the shit out of women, no wonder since they are predominantly Muslim.

No. 280056

File: 1659885211833.jpg (51.92 KB, 608x608, 220729_vod_steve_zissou_viktor…)

want him

No. 280057

File: 1659885354710.jpeg (56.9 KB, 494x745, DA6F50AF-33C9-42D4-8846-644048…)

Yeah

No. 280058

File: 1659886070006.jpeg (130.49 KB, 634x1024, A25DA507-EBC0-430B-9225-CBD4C9…)

Kieran Culkin is so sexy. He’s like if David tennant and and Eddie furlong before he destroyed himself were mushed together

No. 280059

>>279838
>>279843
this is legit the ugliest, most repulsive looking man ever, ever, ever posted in any of these threads

No. 280061

>>280058
i agree, i loved him in succession. i dont know if i would go as far as to say he's unconventionaly attractive. being bellow 170cm is his biggest problem

No. 280070

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No. 280073

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No. 280075

>>280061
nta but his eyes look weirdly smushed together, so i think he belongs here

No. 280079

>>280061
When he was younger he def was a bit ugly like in igby goes down, he’s gotten more handsome with age

No. 280088

File: 1659897935243.jpg (112.96 KB, 830x830, meeks.jpg)

>>279977
young adult dexter reminds me of meeks from dead poets society kek (who i also find cute)

>>279987 who?

No. 280089

>>279838
he looks like an amish who became addicted to crack, nonna. what do you see in him…

No. 280090

>>279837
i don't really like his almost mustache. but if he shaved it he'd look nice. shame he now looks like a neckbeard and is fat

No. 280091

File: 1659898216901.jpg (27.22 KB, 564x566, 6cf08fa7a958fd6f91ae95c8c7d26e…)

i love his talking voice and the way he sings too tbh i needed to post this and leave it be because i keep looking at concerts help
>>280088
qt

No. 280092

File: 1659898256035.jpg (15.33 KB, 220x330, gayman.jpg)

neil gaiman. ah- wish this gayman would get in my falafel…

No. 280094

File: 1659898570996.jpg (21.16 KB, 399x399, miqs.jpg)

>>280091
i'm meeks anon. i really like your redead, nonny! who is he?

No. 280097

File: 1659899245219.jpg (32.41 KB, 318x480, 50d0ba09e989608778de259b72abdd…)

>>280094
it's danny elfman from oingo boingo!

No. 280101

File: 1659900000233.jpg (96.96 KB, 900x900, brad.jpg)

>>280097
thanks!


brad taste in music looks like a reanimated corpse and i love him

No. 280104

>>280058
i wish i could find a moid that looks and acts like him, ive liked him ever since i watched scott pilgrim lmao

No. 280116

File: 1659905053789.jpg (88.17 KB, 853x459, macauli macauli macauli culkin…)

>>280104
wait he was the gay in scott pilgrim?
i'm sorry, i thought there where only 2 culkins, rory and macauly. i'm shocked there's a third, he looks exactly like macauly (but cuter)

No. 280131

>>280000
Kek I can't unsee the AVGN thing now. There may or may not have been some Dexter and Mandark shippers working on that movie

No. 280135

>>280131
why are so many of us (myself included) attracted to nerds??

No. 280136

File: 1659915673642.jpg (723.36 KB, 1200x799, carl-sagan.jpg)

spaceboy, show me the stars…

No. 280137

>>280088
It’s a young Ben Shapiro, nonnie

No. 280138

>>280136
I thought that was oscar isaac, am I blind nonnas

No. 280139

>>280137
nonna, have you ever seen ben shapiro??

No. 280140

File: 1659915820593.png (362.47 KB, 640x480, nice.png)

>>280135
They're smart, they're sensitive, they scratch some kind of itch for anons like me who enjoy moid humiliation. What's not to love?

No. 280141

>>280140
hehe you're right.

No. 280142

File: 1659916119462.jpg (43.87 KB, 888x1053, nakamura.jpg)

i am legend… i am chessanon
i wanna keep posting fischer and karpov but i don't want to annoy everyon. anyways, here's hikaru

No. 280143

>>280073
>>280070
I thought this was Robert Pattinson lol

No. 280144

>>280143
he's not?!

No. 280150

>>280142
post more qt chess players pls

No. 280151

File: 1659918036659.jpg (81.94 KB, 332x460, johan cruyff.jpg)

gooll

No. 280152

File: 1659918093521.png (38.9 KB, 228x300, karr.png)

>>280149
ooh i will!

No. 280155

File: 1659918863932.jpg (14.79 KB, 236x348, bobbaa.jpg)

i wish i could travel back in time and save him… from himself…

he was just so cocky and mean and had snark and a lot of ego. i hate him, but i love him, and i would marry him
he was also 1'85, so damn…

No. 280157

>>279014
AYRT, thanks for reminding me that I want to fuck Dwight Schrute
>>280135
I have never been able to find a clear answer myself, but I have a preference for smart men, and I love that nerds are pathetic and meek and I want to use them as sex toys. They appeal to my sadistic side.
>>280088
Thanks for sharing him, nonny! This is one of the cutest nerds I've ever seen.

No. 280162

>>280157
haha yeah nonna, i think nerds are adorable, too. i really dig when they have short dark hair, buck teeth and glasses. i also like dwight, but only the british version.

>>280155 feeling blessed bc there's a new cashier in the store i frequent who looks just like him but with darker hair and braces

No. 280199

>>280162
In my very personal opinion, a nerd is not complete without his glasses. Nerds without glasses are cute too but usually I'm not very attracted to them. I also have a preference for certain kinds of glasses, it's an obsession that reaches autistic levels.
I hate The Office US, but I haven't watched the original either. I just know that Dwight activates something in my brain that makes me wanna tie him up. (Don't watch the video if you don't feel like seeing Dwight belly)

No. 280212

>>280199
i have a similar thing for nerds with asthma and/or allergies. theres just something about being pathetic both as a person and physically. this guy told me he has asthma one time and something went off in my brain that made me like him more kek

No. 280239

File: 1659924017284.gif (7.53 MB, 540x450, 620EB797-51AF-48A6-B879-651BBF…)

what happened to the lennonfags here <\3
>>280136
he was really ethnic looking for a homebred eastern european jew, hot though

No. 280385

>>280212
fuck yes I just love physically weak men so much, I wonder what made us associate shit like asthmatic nerds with sexual attractiveness

No. 280509

File: 1659931689671.jpeg (136.01 KB, 661x985, 4475EDC9-3CF9-41F6-AA79-A0C3F6…)

I would

No. 280522

>>280385
probably you are either a more dominant (or secretly sadist) person or you like that you know he is too weak to beat you up

No. 280523

>>280522
It's both tbh

No. 280526

File: 1659950678554.jpg (39.99 KB, 615x408, 0_The-Beatles-hold-a-news-pres…)

>>280239
i'm here nonette

No. 280528

>>280523
im the other anon and yeah pretty much lmao

No. 280552

File: 1659973337666.jpg (550.66 KB, 1500x2149, pabliño.jpg)

pablito

No. 280553

File: 1659973442737.jpg (180.21 KB, 1960x1470, alexito.jpg)

>>280552
and sito miñanco

No. 280556

>>280552
nonna…

No. 280559

>>280556
i know… i like bad fat men… i am sorry

No. 280561

File: 1659974966150.jpg (347.34 KB, 1200x1500, 1996rankin49.jpg)

Yorkeposting again and I don't think I'm sorry this time. Ugly little runt. I love him.

No. 280562

>>280561
he is so goddamn ugly… i want him inside of me…

No. 280566

File: 1659975194221.jpg (146.03 KB, 874x1000, 1996rankin09.jpg)

>>280562
You get it ♥

No. 280569

File: 1659975454304.jpg (10.85 KB, 235x232, agugabuga.jpg)

>>280566
carefull with the emoji there, nonna!
thanks. posting more of fischer because i am literally obsessed

No. 280571

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>>279797
I relate so much Anon, my revelation was Tywin in GOT. So old oh my god.
But… He's extremely tall, has piercing blue eyes, a gorgeous strong voice, an insane charismatic presence, is intelligent with a sharpened political sense of strategy. You could see he had ego but not in the "megalomaniac with illusions of grandeur" kind of way, he was still grounded in reality and mostly wise. You could also feel his soft side sometimes, mainly with Arya, he didn't show it explicitly but the fact that he knew she wasn't a peasant and did nothing about it, not causing harm unnecessarily to a child, made him even hotter to me.

Basically everything about him screams intimidating powerful man, and i'm attracted to that.

No. 280583

>>279547
the cum jacket-

No. 280585

>>278678
ouh he was so cute when he was younger… i'd love him with glasses in the top right

No. 280586

>>278500
they remind me of that trans swimmer…

No. 280621

>>280586
That's because there is literally no physical difference between them, but back them a man in a bathing suit simply was a man in a bathing suit.

No. 280627

>>280571
I really loved his character on the show too but when I looked up the actor and seen he's dating a woman 22 years younger than him I got turned off so quickly
His previous gf was 34 years younger too.

No. 280638

>>280569
The ♥ emoji is allowed, newfag

No. 280639

File: 1659987275081.jpeg (118.43 KB, 1200x1200, 5F3443CC-A9B7-4CD1-AAA9-4D0800…)

I hate all the Try Guys, but I hate Zach the most because he also turns me on. Usually I feel no shame or negative feelings towards my unconventional attractions, but god I hate him so much. Looking at him makes my blood boil, but I also want to fuck him so badly, I hate it. I can feel my face getting red. I want to tie him up and torture him and inflict so much pain upon him. I want to make him cry. Literal weak beta soyboy stereotype, he’s so stupid. Fuck him.

No. 280640

>>280627
Eww i didn't know that, disgusting but not surprising. I only liked his character anyway, striped of the setting of GoT and specific characters traits of Tywin, he's nothing but a fucking grandpa.

No. 280641

>>280627
>>280640
If it makes you guys feel better, Tywin in the books really loved and was devoted to his age-appropriate wife. I think she might have even been a bit older than him. The quotes about their relationship are sweet and sad.
>Lord Tywin seldom spoke of his wife, but Tyrion had heard his uncles talk of the love between them. In those days, his father had been Aerys's Hand, and many people said that Lord Tywin Lannister ruled the Seven Kingdoms, but Lady Joanna ruled Lord Tywin.
>Only Lady Joanna truly knows the man beneath the armor, and all his smiles belong to her and her alone. I do avow that I have even observed her make him laugh, not once, but on three separate occasions!
>With her death, Grand Maester Pycelle observes, the joy went out of Tywin Lannister, yet still he persisted in his duty.
>He was not the same man after she died, Imp. The best part of him died with her.

No. 280663

>>280641
>tfw you will never have a moid love you like that because IRL they really ain't shit

So beautiful… Although his love for his wife was not as explicitly talked about in the show, it was still palpable to me, with how much he hated Tyrion's guts, associating him with her death. I found it beautiful how the pain of losing her never left him, and transformed into this hatred for his son.

No. 280667

>>280091
thanks for reminding me nonnie(2:09:57)

No. 280688

>>280135
they can be adorkable passionate guys or annoying incel cunts born for femdom-correction. It's the best of both worlds.

No. 280694

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No. 280695

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JOEL TIME

No. 280701

>>280695
I watched a bunch of MST3K the night I lost my virginity and while I didn't have any dirty thoughts about him it did feel like he was there in spirit cause he kept popping into my fuckin head.

No. 280703

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>>280701
Kek he was just trying to get you to focus on what was really important: circulating the mf tapes!

No. 280708

File: 1660015415866.jpg (60.3 KB, 702x459, how you doin nona.jpg)

Between Jordan and Ben who do you think is the wildest in bed?

No. 280709

>>280708
Jordan is old and a druggie. He'd find an evolutionary psychological reason not to go down on you.

Ben has a fast little mouth and adores his wife. You can tell he def eats coochie.

No. 280711

>>280709
Yeah, I'm a JBP girl at heart but I agree with you kek. Ben seems like a man who works hard and isn't afraid to play even harder.

No. 280714

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>>280709
did you forget this? kek.

No. 280715

>>280714
He’s obviously being hyperbolic here, no one should have a leaky faucet vagina dripping on the floor. Funny because even here I see anons saying any vaginal wetness is an infection or disease.

No. 280717

File: 1660019654238.jpg (141.16 KB, 620x466, mst3k_landmarks_invaders_from_…)

>>280703
Back with the forbidden long-haired Joel.

No. 280720

>>280708
Ben for sure

No. 280721

>>280714
I mean he’s technically not wrong. He’s being purposefully literal to rile people up.

No. 280733

>>280717
BLASPHEMER

No. 280736

>>279905
You motherfucker. I'm reading Michael Palin's diaries right now and he mentioned how he was at lunch with Cleese, who told him that he suspected Graham Chapman was attracted to him all these years.

No. 280738

>>277587
KEK I used to desperately want to fuck Jerma but found him gross with long hair because he obviously did not take care of it. He could pull it off in theory but seems incapable of actually putting it into practice.

No. 280739

>>280695
WRONG.

No. 280748


No. 280750

File: 1660032548765.jpg (144.21 KB, 1280x937, by Douglas Kirkland (1978).jpg)

Umm young John Travolta…

No. 280782

>>280092
Him being a TRA and advocater of lolicon is such a turn off though.

No. 280784

>>280782
What the fuck? Source? I mean, it's not hard to believe that a famous person is a TRA, but I had no idea he had defended lolishit

No. 280791

>>280784
TRA shit: https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1308361841215668224
Lolicon: https://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/12/why-defend-freedom-of-icky-speech.html
Curious how he's so ardent to defend free speech when it comes to kiddy porn but has shown no support for TERF's freedom of speech.
He admonishes lolicon haters that "if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost", but he won't stand up for speech he doesn't like (such as Rowling's) himself.

No. 280793

>>280791
I'm stunned that nobody has written about him defending lolicon. That kind of shit would ruin anyone else's career.

No. 280794

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>>279509
>>280091
Two of my favorite goofy nerds in one thread? Dreams coming true

No. 280804

File: 1660068636729.jpg (41.25 KB, 500x500, artworks-000491601159-0omyud-t…)

This pretty boy. The eyes, the cheekbones… those kissable lips. How magnificent does he look in his horrible retribution video with the evening sun on his beautiful face.

And no, I'm not a hybristophiliac. What he did was unspeakable, but I can still appreciate his beauty.
What a cruel, twisted world this is.

No. 280806

>>280782
>>280784
>>280791
he's also a polytard that chases much younger side pieces

No. 280810

>>280804
this is a fucking troll right

No. 280813

>>280810
Absolutely not. Considering this thread is about unconventionally attractive men, I thought it would be a fitting place to confess my deviant adoration for his looks.

No. 280814

>>280804
he probably couldn't get laid largely due to the fact that he looks like a huge flamer, and then obviously his personality. never seen a faggier looking male in my life frankly

No. 280816

>>280804
He has a bit of an ftm look to him

No. 280822

>>280814
He couldn't get laid because he never approached a single girl in his life, not even one, except the few times when he threw his Starbucks latte on them. He expected the girls to throw themselves at him instead but they didn't even know that he existed.

No. 280834

>>280822
I think he even had a female friend/acquaintance who clearly liked him, but he of course didn’t reciprocate. He probably expected her to completely throw herself at him, like you said, and he probably didn’t count her since he seemed obsessed with hot blondes. Another case of “inceldom” where they only count 10/10 women who don’t do 100% of the pursuing.

No. 280842

File: 1660078318099.png (179.36 KB, 308x469, elliot only kv .png)

>>280804
kek anon i posted him here around the same time last year. i still maintain that he was retarded ( i think his dad said that he may have had aspergers and i dont doubt that considering well, his interests ) but i still feel something towards him probably because i am also wasian and of a similar mix. but yeah he's a fag and has a hideous side profile i recommend you look it up
>>280822
actually…

No. 280853

>>280842
>hideous side profile
Pics? I looked it up and couldn’t see any

No. 280856

>>280834
Moids are so fucking autistic and retarded I swear

No. 280876

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No. 280882

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>>276988
picrel is lq sorry!!! i cant find this specific one in better quality, but it makes me feel like a rabid dog. i think he’s autistic because he’s so weird in interviews but either way i want to fuck him

i love u jeremy strong

No. 280883

i'm wasted and want to make babies with null

No. 280890

>>280695
>>280717
Love Joel! I really thought the show got funnier with Mike as the host, but Joel always seemed so wholesome and fun. Nice taste nonnie.

No. 280893

>>280804
nope nonna you are a hybristophiliac. I used to be one too when i was a teenager but i got over it and now i can't apprecitae the looks of people like this. They are ugly to me because their soul is ugly and i can finnally see it in their decieving looks. I think you need to work on yourself more. He has an ultrapunchable mug.

No. 280902

>>280842
I know how his profile looks like, still not bad enough to deterr me.

I believe that's actually one of Stallone's daughters hugging him there, but not blonde, so not good enough for him.

>>280834
Is there a source for this?

No. 280904

>>280804
he has dicksucking lips I didn't even think those were naturally possible without botox

No. 280909

>>280904
jfc I hate when people call big lips that

No. 280910

>>280909
D I C K S U C K I N G L I P S

No. 280912

>>280804
I think he looks okay, he's not unattractive. But the things he's done and his personality is disgusting.

No. 280919

>>280882
definitely the type that makes me want to 'fix' him

No. 280920

>>280909
Same, cocksucker lips has a better ring to it

No. 280929

File: 1660138454181.jpg (60.74 KB, 540x540, tumblr_2ceaa8e34e7392bc8ac0e41…)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah…

No. 280937

>>280804
Should have just went gay. Tons of gay men would be throwing themselves at him.

No. 280939

>>280929
yeah …………….

No. 280946

>>280909
only men can have dick sucking lips, women just have big lips

>>280142
he looks a little FAS i find it cute

No. 280948

>>280929
Based, I love Limmy too

No. 280955

>>280804
elliot was hot

No. 280956

>>280929
kek limmy is so funny

No. 280984

>>280929
his aksent makes me wheat

No. 280997

File: 1660173111170.jpeg (118.33 KB, 640x512, A6F2743F-FF6C-497A-B740-48EF65…)

Anyone else? I watched the original Ghost Hunters every day in middle school and had a big crush on these two, especially Steve. They were always getting up to some wacky hijinks compared to the more serious Jay and Grant.

No. 281015

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Otto Dix, but only because of his catfish self portraits. He knew how to exaggerate his sexy features and downplay his incel jaw. It adds a dashing nasty-gentleman persona to his mediocrely attractive but characteristic, memorable features. Like a stuck-up slut. Reminds me of very professional gay men working white-collar jobs that are the cock hungriest whores in their private lives but in a violently heterosexual manner. I want to replace the stick up his ass with my fingers, and I’ve always been fascinated by white boys who have inexplicably fat lips.

No. 281019

>>280695
YES MA'AM

No. 281021

>>281015
Just googled photos of him, he was more attractive than in his self-portraits kek

No. 281028

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>>277023
he was even kind of cute in newsradio (1998ish) fuck he aged horribly

No. 281029

>>281015
>inexplicably fat lips.
Where?

No. 281031

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i was like damn - his body type, trashy hair and little mustache do something to me he looks like he would pull you away from an event and fuck you in a public bathroom or parked car

No. 281046

he's so fucking cute and funny

No. 281048

>>281046
samefag but im foaming at the mouth i need him

No. 281079

>>281046
>>281048
So many people are attracted to him (me included) I'm starting to think he's in some bizarre way conventional actually lmao

No. 281097

>>281029
Anything slightly bigger than “papercut” is impressive in white boy standards!

No. 281124

>>281046
I thought this was Ezra from pretty little liars at first

No. 281154

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I want him to scream into my pussy

No. 281156

>>281154
s(creaming) at this, nonna

No. 281158

File: 1660254991557.jpg (54.47 KB, 564x1026, alekhine.jpg)

all the chessanons forget the blueprint for hot GM's: Alekhine

No. 281160

>>281124
I thought this was Ezra from kidnapping children at first

No. 281161

>>280794
So incredibly based

No. 281162

>>279905
Young Michael Palin was extremely hot

No. 281164

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No. 281166

>>281162
seconded. i only watched the flying circus bc of him. worth it

No. 281168

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>>279905
>>281162
For me, it's Eric

No. 281169

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No. 281172

>>281168
honestly, all of monthy python members were cute when they were younger. the 70s were a peak in atractive english men

No. 281174

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>>281172
>the 70s were a peak in atractive english men
It was in part due to long hair being fashionable

No. 281243

>>281174
NTA but I agree 100% with the long hair

No. 281246

>>281169
Imagine being Malcolm and screaming at him, pushing him up against walls and making him feel really uncomfortable

No. 281247

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idk, he is made to be dommed, I want to break him

No. 281248

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he has the cutest, softest looking belly, Im such a creep for him

No. 281266

>>281158
holy fuck anon I knew of his games but i'd never seen what he looked like before, tysm

No. 281270

>>281247
>>281248
he makes me uncomfortable…

No. 281280

File: 1660295667741.jpg (80.54 KB, 736x977, ers.jpg)

>>281266
i am not a very big fan of alekhine, but goddamn the man was hot

No. 281281

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>>280569
>>281280
>>280152
all GM nonnies, i raise you: young alexander grischuk

No. 281286

>>281248
Lol I didn’t realize his stomach looked like that. He’s so skelly I thought it’d just be his ribs or something like that. It’s cute!

No. 281295

>>281248
Do men have piggy bellies no matter what?

No. 281341

File: 1660331957423.jpeg (153.15 KB, 866x1015, C8E8D92C-2E9D-48B4-82F8-139F38…)

Dennis Cleveland Stewart (Craterface from Grease) kind of looks cute in pic rel. maybe he would’ve been better if he had a more pathetic personality

No. 281345


No. 281366

File: 1660341719350.jpg (27.24 KB, 500x750, tths.jpg)

was he posted already?
i think he's cute and handsome in a nerdy way

No. 281374

>>281366
Is that lemon demon or whatever his name is? I thinking just a few days ago about how cute he was after seeing what he looked like for the first time.

No. 281400

>>281374
Neil Cicierega

No. 281427

>>281366
yes he is! he's got a face you have to get accostumed to to find atractive, in my opinion

No. 281472

File: 1660350061374.jpg (145.61 KB, 1000x600, url(88).jpg)

I've decided Jeffrey Combs is the sexiest man alive

No. 281482

>>281472
Is it worth it watching this movie just for him? He's insanely hot

No. 281534

File: 1660360478434.jpg (38.46 KB, 482x542, hhhhhh.JPG)

NEED black books dylan moran

No. 281544

>>281534
i've had a thing for irish accents since i was a teenager thanks to his character on that show

No. 281574

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>>281482
100%
Though if you really want to enjoy him at his best, watch Star Trek Deep Space 9. He's a complete delight in it

No. 281575

>>281534
patrician taste. Met him IRL once, he's massive

No. 281576

File: 1660376772616.jpeg (83.63 KB, 720x983, mike-stoklasa-58819d732624a.jp…)

Mike, I could make you a very happy man I promise

No. 281607

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>>281576
That was never an option, he was always destined to be a depressed schlub. Look at pics of him young, its like Jack Nicholson in the Shining pretending to be a normal man.

No. 281608

>>281607
>double chin
>at an average weight
doomed from the start

No. 281616

File: 1660395093159.jpg (245.64 KB, 767x1023, Tumblr_l_33779335102008.jpg)

>>280794
I mean yeah, Raimi is cute

No. 281624

File: 1660398825526.jpg (146.89 KB, 637x800, 1996rankin07.jpg)

One piddly little yorkepost before I start my shift. I WILL be thinking about him. also great photoshoot I've been feasting on it for a few weeks now.

No. 281632

File: 1660403153320.jpg (37.08 KB, 471x450, arin.jpg)

I always thought arin hanson was kinda cute when I was younger…

No. 281680

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He's so hot

No. 281703

>>281632
yeah he was, too bad he was always a gross coomer

No. 281728

>>281680
This guy is just NLOG Pete Davidson

No. 281730

File: 1660444147354.jpeg (59.26 KB, 748x448, 1133F0A6-CD34-4F48-9BF2-D9ABD0…)

This used to be my all time favorite show as a little kid. I felt no attraction to Steve until rewatching recently realizing that he is just my type. Steve will always be my fav host. I think he still looks cute…

No. 281761

>>281728
More like adam driver. I don’t think this guy is on the same level of bpd manwhore

No. 281764

>>281728
You say that but have you seen his biceps

No. 281765

>>281730
Thank you nonnie I posted Steve at the end of the last thread and I was waiting for someone to chime in, kek. Still love him

No. 281776

>>281341
Would’ve been better if he didn’t die of AIDS

No. 281792

>>281248
anon this is getting a little weird.. I strangely approve kek

No. 281815

Youtubers who make stupid inventions are hot. If a man is willing to make legs for snakes… think about what he'd do for you.

No. 281855

>>281246
Ayrt and late, but oh my God

No. 281871

>>279189
lol amazing

No. 281892

>>281575
nona how can you say this so casually. you lived my dream

No. 281914

>>281892
Honestly I can say it casually because I've got some kind of weird thing about never actually wanting to meet famous people. Weirds me out. I prefer it remains in theory!

No. 281959

File: 1660575265520.jpg (129.88 KB, 1280x725, tumblr_og7akt9ZfV1vfz7jgo2_128…)

Thanks to the nona that mentioned the show Flowers, I know have a crush on this old dude. I think it's the eyebrows. They're so sharp.

No. 281967

>>281574
AYRT, sorry nonny I didn't see your reply until today. I ought to watch Star Trek one of these days, after all there must be several good reasons why it has always had such a large female fanbase

No. 281970

>>281574
>>281967
Seconding this response, he was fantastic in DS9. Star Trek is absolutely worth getting into overall.

No. 282058

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i feel like he’s submissive

No. 282060

>>282058
pardon the incoming autism here lol but I have thought about this at length and I feel like he's either exceptionally submissive because he's such a control freak he likes to not be in control when it comes to sex or he's actually a secret dom because he likes control that much. could go either way really. I'd love to find out tbh.

No. 282071

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>>282060
in the most recent episode of the rehearsal he mentions that he has a tendency to let his partner make the decisions to avoid conflict and i want to believe nathan is submissive but he is such a mystery that either could be true

No. 282074

Some of Jordan's videos are a bit hard for me to watch because I disagree with what he's saying (like the content on masculinity and climate change) but I find it so hot seeing him and Ben have the discussion in vidrel. I didn't come into these threads as a Ben Believer but I might be leaving them as one.

No. 282075

>>282074
A nona in the fakeboi thread said that Ben Shapiro is a TiF and I can't unsee it now.

No. 282082

File: 1660611268650.jpg (32.98 KB, 640x453, image.jpg)

Okay grandpa Limmy let's go!! To all Limmy lovers up in here, do you prefer him during the Limmy's show years or during his octogenerian twitch streaming dad years? Or both? Tbh I can't make up my mind, Limmy's good either way.

No. 282083

>>282075
Whenever I hear this, it just makes me wonder what Ben’s dick is like.

No. 282085

>>282083
I think Ben and Jordan would have different kinds of dicks, maybe Jordan would be longer but thinner and Ben would be shorter and thicker. But it's confidence and passion that will make a difference.

No. 282087

File: 1660613531422.gif (812.03 KB, 640x358, limmy-smile.gif)

>>282082
Any Limmy tbh

No. 282088

>>282082
I prefer him as he got older tbh, so twitch streamer limmy all the way. Plus he shows off the guns a lot

No. 282091

>>282085
i hate you for making me think about this

No. 282099

File: 1660619566169.jpg (46.17 KB, 704x396, lede_1600x900.jpg)

I've been watching a lot of Vice YouTube videos pretty much exclusively for Taji. He's awkward in a way that reminds me of Nathan Fielder and I wont him.

No. 282112

>>282085
Ben’s sounds so cute and perfect.

No. 282115

>>276988
>>282060
>>282071
i want him so bad i'm going to have a meltdown

No. 282118

>>282071
hot. hope it's true

No. 282128

File: 1660644157291.jpg (133.46 KB, 1074x1074, Jim Henson (1961).jpg)

He was pretty cute.

No. 282133

>>282128
He was into a lot of strange, esoteric spiritual shit too. Makes him all the cuter in my books.

No. 282154

>>282133
aaa that does make him even cuter.

No. 282155

File: 1660659453411.png (594.5 KB, 800x977, jim henson.png)

>>282128
based taste
>>282133
>into a lot of strange, esoteric spiritual shit
elaborate?

No. 282157

File: 1660659702544.jpeg (117.03 KB, 591x857, 7F5679F9-ED8F-4E28-96F8-A45B26…)

posted the one on the left before in an older thread but i cannot stress this enough. i don’t get enough out of sex with men to give it to them but these two were SO sexy in the 90s…they could do whatever to me idc.

No. 282166

>>282074
My favorite part of this interview is when he cries about Mikhaila getting hate online meanwhile he lobs it at any woman that doesn't fit into his standard of what a woman should look or act like lol

No. 282257

>>282071
AYRT, and you are so right I forgot about that. nonna you could probably bully him into being submissive if he isn't already, don't let your dreams die.

No. 282300

>>279697
I think it’s really funny he has a foot fetish because for some unexplained reason his feet make me horny (that image reminded me of that kek). I don’t have a foot fetish so I think it may just be some sort of foot fetishist voodoo being placed on me, yes I am ashamed of admitting this.

No. 282324

>>282157
…you want to fuck carrot top?

No. 282360

File: 1660758347347.jpeg (49.4 KB, 720x469, 4FBAEF47-B696-4B73-9C09-341175…)

>>282324
that is so disrespectful. ween makes really good music and they used to be sexy, some might say they still are, although most wouldn’t. maybe carrot top is sexy too, i don’t know a lot about the guy.

No. 282531

File: 1660858932387.jpeg (83.07 KB, 682x1024, F045FFDF-0A2F-48F0-A895-C0DBE4…)

He gives off asexual vibes now but I can fix him

No. 282536

>>282531
Oh you’re vile

No. 282540

>>282531
Most people that meet him in person say he’s nice. I think people fail to recognize that Slim Shady was a literal character and he did it to get infamous.

No. 282544

>>282531
You know, now that you say it, he does seem asexual. Maybe whatever cocktail they have him on lowered his libido.

No. 282548

Damn nonnas I'm so horny for Dwight today, he's such an arrogant nerd, I want to destroy his ego and beat him up. The way he says 'idiot' is so nerdy and snooty it drives me wild.
I despise Jim, but I must admit I derived sexual pleasure from many of the pranks he pulled on Dwight. I love seeing him being humiliated.

No. 282555

File: 1660872877491.jpeg (115.61 KB, 1196x854, 82E38CD6-7FAC-4CCD-9640-6829B0…)

Please god.

No. 282574

>>282157
>>282360
Is it just cause you like their music or are you a real weirdo?



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