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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
In observance of the Halloween Season: Boris Karloff.
Previous thread >>192694
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I'm very late to the party but fuggg
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I remain captivated by Jared Harris
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His cock made be riddled with a million STDs pimples and his brain might be microwaved from the constant twitch streaming but damn my cavewoman brain can’t deny that I would love to be fucked by him ruthlessly. I’m relieved that I am at least somewhat better than the epstein anons, dear god agree with me
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this guy from Slumber Party Massacre 2 (I'm putting him under unconventional because he's playing a vile serial killer and I have no idea what he looked like normally lol)>>209732
I want this beautiful frog man to be my wife
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He’s probably considered conventionally attractive but he’s not at all my usual type… the things I would do to this man are what makes it shameful kek
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Not even ashamed tbh
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great taste nonnie
, all my friends clown on me but they don't understand
i could fix him
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I liked him as Raoul
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Magne from Ragnarok
Tbh the whole cast could get it
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That guy turns me off so badly, not to mention Laurits. Fjor could get it tho, although he is a bit too pretty for this thread.
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Me during the bathroom fucking scene
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I would risk all of my digital footprint for him
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perfect description. I love this frog man
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I admit this man is pretty hot, he may be untalented, cringe and dating ms. libfem fox but he’s hot
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its the jewfro
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speaking of that movie, I would've chosen the phantom lol deformity and all
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why were the 80's so…
also the thread pic guy looks like a TF2 character
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Here I am again. Where the fuck is the third season of Servant, Shyamalan, I can't wait. There's left nothing decent to watch with this babe.>>210016
He's cute and in a quite good shape (well, I assume cause he jogs regularly)
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Yeah, I know, I would never go for a guy like that irl but he's still eyecandy. (Adding a pic of Laurits, even though I think he's… whatever, there's probably someone here who's into him.)
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his dick should’ve been mine
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Unconventional? He was a movie heartthrob
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Happy canonical birthday to this king. He's 64 today.
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I’ve been binging What We Do In The Shadows and I fancy Kayvan… but really only when he’s dressed as Nandor
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I get it, anon. I too love Jewish guys who look like reptilians hiding in human skin.
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Happy birthday Mikey~ I prefer him masked, but god damn, even old, unmasked Michael is hot.
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He's probably least my type, but damn his eyes/mouth are pretty
Based fellow Michaelfag, I couldn't agree more.
The actor James Jude Courtney does such a phenomenal job. His mannerisms make him even sexier.
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>>210056>the threadpic guy looks like a tf2 character
kek he totally does. It's the long face/tiny cranium combo.
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>>209682>the fact that he was a professional dancer before he became an actor makes him even hotter
bitch was insane
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where are my fellow nonnies of culture
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I feel weird admitting it but Oli (PhilosophyTube) is honestly hot to me. tfw no obscenely posh British chaser bf.
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So true, i just want to squeeze him so hard and hear his little screams i mean play vidya hahaha>>210184
No. Up your standards.
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i wanna get sandwiched between jerry only and doyle wolfgang. one in the ass and one in the pussy
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I keep seeing this man on pinterest and I am captivated by him.
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not a joke
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Even when he was a cranky old fart he was still sexy as fuck I can’t deny it any longer
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not into him when he was old but when he was young he was physically the ideal man
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Moshi moshi this is Tucker-kun
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i hate how scrotes made deepfake AI's where u can upload the picture of a woman and see her nude. they should do it for men. its just hard to imagine all by myself while i pleasure myself to his perfect zero-fat face ughhhhhh
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I like him as an actor and think he's part of the "so ugly he's attractive" club but I just found out he's a fag and I honestly don't know how I didn't see it given the characters he plays kek
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young jean-luc godard. ugh
Never stop posting
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Was goofing around listening to a band I liked, and saw the name of this guy who sang the vocals on a song of theirs. Looked him up, and now I'm… intrigued by his face.
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He reminds me of this guy
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The 35 year age gap between us is brutal but so are my sexual fantasies involving him kek
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I’ve had wet dreams about Wednesday 13 for over a week straight
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I could have changed him
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One of my favourite villains. I love him, he is so special and perfect. I loved his mask upgrade in Halloween 2018
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I could have changed him. Could have persuaded him to rename his cat, even…
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he makes me sooo horni, if only he liked chicks
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i wonder which is tighter, his mouth or his asshole.
but you do you nonnie
He has a 'long butthole'
I dated a guy years ago who had it too.. he was into fisting. Facts that I wish I didn't know… long buttholes are a thing lol
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he does nothing to me in the photos or even in the interviews and so, but when he plays a character I can’t help myself but feel attracted. he has some weirdly sexy energy or something about him
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Idk what it is about this guy but yes I too find him oddly sexy..
I must say though.. when I found out he was a ripped gymbro, I was a little disappointed. He'd be cuter just skinny.
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I need me a cute sphynx cat-esque bf who looks like he’s plotting to take over the world with his intellectual animu villain demeanor
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Love his acting and he's so damn cute
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Does a long butthole look like picture A or picture B? I'm intrigued.
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David Proval in The Sopranos. Don't look at me or talk to me. I already know. I want to give him mediocre head in the back of a strip club, with the lights off, while he is half-flaccid because he can't stop thinking about being in prison and how much he wants to go outside and run a guy over with a car. If I can't tell lolcow about this I can't tell anyone.
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His enthusiasm for physics and music is cute. I wish he was my professor…
Have some standards nonnie
he looks like half of anons father
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100%. He's small, malnourished, and weak. He's definitely getting dominated.
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young gordon brown
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ive loved this insect man since maze runner, the chess show reignited the flame
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how has no one mentioned him?
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I used to be in love with David Thewlis lol>>210960
Are you new? He has been mentioned a bunch of times
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I don't know who this is, but it reminded me of younger me having a weird crush on this old fuck.
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This scene alone reignited my love of Indian men.
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My sister keeps telling me "oh nonna you could find a guy who looks just like him at a gas station" okay bitch which gas station???
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lol i posted him in the last thread, he's fucking adorable. finding out he's older than me was a mind fuck. he has beautiful hands.
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His hands are so gorgeous! His personality is so refreshing to me as well. He seems sure of himself and not in any sort of hivemind. Just enjoying his life. I admire him for this.
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If you haven't checked it out yet, his podcast is great background noise. I haven't gotten a chance to check out his radio show yet but I enjoy hearing him respond to emails.
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Indian/Pakistani men are based, this year has been good to us.
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I'll check it out. I mostly used to watch his food reviews when I was eating alone, as it helped me relax. Wow that cum picture has to be edited haha>>211064
Reviewbrah fits a certain niche, and he is legit handsome. Your post implies that he is unattractive physically which is false.
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Here, fellow reviewbrahanon, I had a field day with this.. I don't know why he's so fucking hot, drives me insane.
When men say that they mean 9s and 10s wont fuck them, they just forget that other women exist>>211076>Your post implies that he is unattractive physically which is false
Nta but it's not false lmao
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This guy is single nonny. But in all seriousness I have met plenty of British Indian dudes who fit that description… I think you might just live in a shitty location friend.
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is that picrel because if so he’s hot as shit
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Not confirmed but a lot of folks think they split. They haven't posted eachother on social media in a long time.>>211100
Same guy, he's also a cutie in glasses>>211104
Don't be racist nonny
. All ethnicities have uwus and uggos
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HE GOT A BEARD WELL IM TRYNA WET IT
I LET HIM TASTE IT NOW HE DIABETIC
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Damn looks like I’m moving to the UK then kek
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Am I the only one who finds Henry Ian Cusick, who played Desmond on Lost, extremely sexy? I thought he was at least relatively conventional but one time I admitted how hot I find him on a long extinct social media site and a girl called him disgusting and said he was the least attractive man on the whole show. Is she right? I think the fact that he is Scottish makes me more attracted to him. He's half Peruvian, but I think that makes him even hotter
This is one of the only non-bearded pics I could find of him, though I think he looks good with a beard too I know a lot of nonas hate beards
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Kek yeah she said she would rather fuck John Locke, pic related, than fuck Desmond. I was like, am I crazy lol.
Sadly though Desmond is probably not enough of a central character to make it worth watching, he was kind of a side character though got more screentime towards the end. He also reminds me of the dad from The Nanny whom I also had a crush on
That girl is nuts, I've seen so many girls and even guys say how hot Desmond is and how he's the most attractive guy on the show. Scottish accent, tall, intelligent, loyal, what's not to like? He's one of my favourite characters on the show for sure.
Also thanks anon you're making me wanna rewatch Lost kek
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nta but I think it comes down to wanting to toss him around like a g mod rag doll. and he seems like he'd be really bitchy
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I've had the 5th wet dream of this guy and I would like to it to stop
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He doesn't need lips to drill me anon.
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ugh i will never get over him
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The only man over 40 I’ve ever been attracted to. His character is completely crazy but so delightful and fun it makes me want to go feral.
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Samefag but his big broad neck and shoulders ughhhhhhhh
I just know he’d have no problem pinning me down and domming the fuck out of me lol
I've always been weirdly attracted to him>>210524
I mean he had a Jewish wife and she didn't change him>>210603
Everyone makes fun of me for liking him lol
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I want a literal sleep paralysis demon with inhuman face physics and it's the perfect season for it
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL! GET ME OUT!
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This guy!! I used to be so obsessed with him. Found this photo on accident one day because I love looking at early photos and daguerreotypes. I probably through hundreds before I found this portrait.
Still its all I had.. one photo. My obsession lasted for months. :l He only took one photo in his entire life, and it was this one and I can't forgive him. I stalked him in history books. (Just leaving the sweet details a mystery for anyone who gets it)
The whole ordeal was really frustrating. I felt so dumb for crushing on a dead guy. Thanks for screwing with us all by only taking ONE measly photo William Frederich Havemeyer(don't use emojis)
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Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but young Noam Chomsky. He is both a linguist who pioneered the now-accepted theory that humans are inherently wired to learn language or something, and an intellectual who criticizes the USA, and capitalism more broadly.
He's 93 years old now, but seeing pictures of him from the late 60s does things to me, especially knowing how smart he is. I feel embarrassed to find him attractive back then because I'm a fan of his political writing and I don't want to be reminded that I'm attracted to a 93 year old 5'6" man's past form when I read his books. wtf being horny for a probably soon to be dead old man.
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Ikr he’s so hot look at this one too
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been rewatching star trek tos recently and i seriously can't handle how attractive spock/leonard nimoy is to me lmfao his face, voice, resistance to emotion… ugh
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i'd do unspeakable things to margiela
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he's kinda sexy in a gay way like a homo mate you'd wanna shag
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i reserve 'daddy' for only the finest specimens… he's daddy…. zaddy even
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Even in the Jumanji reboot when he’s half-dead and talking to bugs he looks good. I would’ve.
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House season 6 was his peak hotness.
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Tommy Lee Jones but only in The Fugitive. He’s a hardass and determined to get his guy but not a dick about it. Something about his quiet confidence is really hot. Wish someone would put in as much effort for me as he does to find Richard Kimble.
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It's because of him that I know that sexual attraction isn't a choice. If I could opt out of the hell of having to hear everyone insult his appearance I would. But here I am.
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Oh my fucking god me too anon
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Christopher Walken was so pretty in the deer hunter, it was super distracting
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ok nonnies which defender of justice would u prefer to fuck? i can't decide
p.s. yes assange before he got ugly in captivity
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sorry accidentally pressed send lmao forgive me
i get ur point but snowden looks like he'd give u the worst sex possible – at least assange seems quirky like he'd actually be into some good shit
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This beaut right here.
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I'd still fuck assange's santa claus looking ass tbh
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I watched the Elm Street series for the first time this Halloween with my friends, and I think I love Robert England now. There’s just something about crazy campy and out-there characters whose performers are down to earth classically-trained actors that drives me crazy. I wanna smoke a bowl with the version of himself he plays in New Nightmare and have a deep conversation about Shakespeare before having sex in front of a fireplace.
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i always thought homer's half brother herb had a nice voice, turns out he was voiced by 90s danny devito. he still doesn't look half bad
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I don't know about what he used to do on his social media accounts, and he turned out to be a massive degenerate, but I liked his book reviews on Youtube.
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guy picciotto was so hot. I wish I was alive when he was young but alas I wasn't born yet.
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Even the book version with the messed up nose.
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I've always found tom green to be cute in a weird way. he kinda reminds me of 90s Nicolas cage
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Yesss, anonnn. I searched this thread last night and was surprised that he hadn't been posted yet. His confidence and face get me. I posted Brienne of Tarth in the attractive women thread, ugh.
Shae missed out, he's gold. I still hope Tysha is actually alive and he gets to be happy at the end of the books.
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Probably not unconventional in terms of looks but definitely in career choice kek I'd hit it at least once just to see
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steve buscemi. he's hot and i won't apologize
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I am screaming anon I never thought I’d see this creep in here. He looks and reminds me too much of my brother so I can’t see the appeal, but I am so nostalgic about his dramas and fights with the other equally degenerate Dalas.
Last year someone hacked his girlfriend’s social media and said that he died, but unfortunately he’s probably still being a degenerate somewhere in London’s goth clubs
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both of them>>212371
you know he'll ask you to stick a pinky up his bum though
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Been watching the office and i like his voice
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god i want him to break me in two but i really don’t want the uti
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for him i'd risk everything
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I had an embarrassingly huge crush on him in junior high, right before the date rape/shitty boyfriend allegations came out. Now he’s gone full alt-right grifter and I just want to go back in time and tell myself that he’s not worth it and I should just crush on Zayn instead so at least I would have something into talk about with my classmates.
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I want to make him cry
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i should be studying but nope. instead im crying that i will never ever get to meet him…
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ilu goebbels anon, glad to have you back.
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>>212410>Last year someone hacked his girlfriend’s social media and said that he died, but unfortunately he’s probably still being a degenerate somewhere in London’s goth clubs.
Excuse me? I haven't heard of that one! I actually found out about him for the fighting with Dallas, it feels like, so long ago but also recent? Oh god, I lost complete track of Dallas and all the people involved on his dramas.
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Growing up, I had (and maybe still kinda have idk) the worst crush on Max Green from Escape the Fate lmaoooo. He was like the perfect 'emo' guy of my dreams when he was in his early to mid 20s too bad his hard drug addiction ruined him and his pretty boy looks
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You can email/write/call/visit him, nonna. (Links: https://original.lolcow.farm/ot/res/962958.html#q962958
(Kai discussion Y/Y?)
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Recently heard he got emergency back surgery and got fucked up on all sorts of painkillers. Feel better, Tucker.
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Hoping he’s a grow-er not a show-er but I’d let his eccentric ass rail me
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the other day i rewatched the 1984 interview he gave when he was incarcerated and couldn't help but think he was attractive… i really am the worst.
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I can’t take any character with the voice of or played by Danny Devito seriously since It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Jeff Goldblum is such a perfect nerd. Need that lanky man cock
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Back in the day I could not stop thinking about him
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damn bitch me too
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he wasn't bad looking when he was younger either… i'd say i could've saved him but i really don't think there is anything that could have saved him lol.
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I thought he was more attractive in the 80s before he started wearing the hat but I would still fuck him with it on. So jealous of Jarboe she probably got to do unspeakable things to him when he was in his peak
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his wife has struck gold
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Anyone else have an irresistible urge to slap him around and suck on his nipples?
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My regressed self still finds the 2000s version of him hot lol probs because I never got to live out my fantasy of dating an emo boy as a teen so I never got the thirst outta my system.
He looks alright now, just your standard weathered down and aged beer belly dude with some edge
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I have a crush on Chuck Bass
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>>212803>I thought he was more attractive in the 80s
I mean, clearly, yeah. I'd still be terrified to fuck him though, but that's the same thing that piques my interest in him.
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I can't find him sexually intimidating at all after seeing his micropenis lol. And in his books he always self-inserts as a really wimpy masochist (even in his most recent one from 2018 which is pretty sexless he has these weird fantasies about being sexually dominated by his wife and getting fucked and humiliated in public) so he seems to be all bark and no bite
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he's vegan btw
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nonnies. would u rather harris or klebold? im team dylan personally
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i want that twink ass
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only realized I was attracted to him when he started crying, I want to bully him.
I get it tbh, if he were a couple years older I'd be with you >>213071
he's turning 19 in january
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please lord help me
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He was already posted in the last thread but still. Even with his moon face, scrote lids and balding I can't help but feel like he can be really handsome. Also got the cutest little dimples.
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if he was in an alternative universe when he wasn’t a dirty filthy pedophile that deserves the bullet he would be cute
heck yes. I love his sleazy look>>212921
he's absolutely fucking batshit insane though anon
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I have a crush on Ron Paul.
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His face needs to be between my legs.
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Rand definitely takes after him in a lot of ways.
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ravish me you weirdo
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this what u like?
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It was picrel for me back in the day, cringe as hell. 2016 feels so long ago damn
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Everyone drools over Peter Steele but I had my own small obssession over Josh Silver and his extremely long black curls. I used to imagine I had sex with him in a park late at night. The fact that he's now a family guy and works as a paramedic… 1/2
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He's in the middle 2/2
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Those long delicate limbs, ghastly complexion and makeup, thin black hair around his unique features, slightly protruding ears. On top of that, sensual voice and gentle disposition. I am attracted to a sleep paralysis demon.
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He ticks some boxes for me and looks approachable, it would be nice if he loses some weight tho.
Damn girl ikr. Peter doesn't do anything for me and looks like a GI joe character but not even hot. Something abt the eyebrow area and nose don't do it for me with him. Or lips.
Josh is cute as hell though and I thought his sense of humor/demeanor was funnier
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Something about bug-eyed men just does it for me
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Me three, plus his voice is hot
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Me too. I think he peaked visually in the 90s and early 00s. Though, I really loved his beard fase. He’s such a goofy thing. Charming as fuck too. Binged all of his material on YouTube during the beginning of quarantine. I was obsessed.
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literally unparalleled in night at the museum
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damn he still looks kind of cute and didn’t age like complete shit
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For me it's the prosecutor.>>212921
I appreciate him for mocking redpillers and other moronsphere tards on his channel, not many scrotes doing that.
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For me it's a tough choice between Kyle and any of the guys he shot. I might still pick Kyle just because he's less likely to have STDs, although he actually gives me gay/bi twink vibes. Remember this post in a few years when he appears in gay porn.>>214040
This guy looks like Christian Slater.
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I will forever be deeply enamored with Neil Cicierega and his imaginative body of work. He’s brilliant
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Manson is such a fucking weirdo but I’m so into hhgggnnn
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I'm ashamed about this one but I genuinely think null is cute. His personality is generally shitty but in some of his streams he's ok, I also like his laugh a lot.
I don't know man, maybe I could fix him…
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Todd Alquist/Meth Damon. For some reason the scene where he's helping Lydia through the field of bodies really did something to me. Too bad he got fat lol
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I want to bury my face into those pecs, also he's somewhat muscly which is nice
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Can’t even explain this one
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Why does Internet Shaquille do things to me? He almost comes off as gay (although he has a hot lawyer wife) and has the personality of a smug house cat. Even when he grows that dumb stache, I can’t help myself.
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i have quite the crush on the guy who was in dunkirk and bandersnatch. loved him in voyagers as well
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I wish he did my make-up
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Has Tom Scott been posted in this thread? I just fell into a rabbit hole of his videos this week and he’s such a cutie. I’ve never seen a white man age well but he mig he be by bucking the trend.
Same, I wouldn't fuck him, but I'd invite him home for dinner like once a week and be nice to him.
I somehow expected someone to post him lately, kek.
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Based taste nona. I hate how ground down and consumable his image has begun. I miss the edgy 2000s Vin Diesel characters. I would 100% fuck Riddick over Dom Torreto solely because he’s a little bit freaky.
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Co-worker went to high school with him and I’ve wanted a threesome ever since
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I want to peg this small ant-like man
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His regular self is just eh, but the pornstache and the bad wig drives me crazy
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tom scott and hank green <3
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He’s a meme but this is Christian Bale’s best look by far, I’d let him chase me with a chainsaw
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I think michael burry was a way cuter role…. Tfw no millionaire autist husband
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Only the character is unconventional ofc, not the actor. But he's like, idk, an evil himbo, if that's not too contradictory a concept? I'm into it regardless. The obsession with eating pussy and Catherine using him for it helps.
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Matthias Schoenaerts in Suite Française was hot.
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Sure, he might be mildly unconventional physically, but he's also a bad boy with power who doesn't get intimidated by EU thugs like Macron. I'd love to have gotten up to no good with him back in his Eton boarding school days.
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He's the only British youtuber that aged well imo.
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Smallant, devotedly watches northernlion just like me and talks with his intonation and picks up nl's words its so cute, and his cover of fly me to the moon is so nice, he's so sweet and actually very skilled at speedrunning, humble which is a change with twitch streamers, his mom is super sweet too, watching his stream and supporting him, endearingly funny, i just found him out yesterday i just want to meet him and give him compliments so he blushes im also just glad i can watch someone other than nl on twitch
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I’d hit it once lol
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Im so in love with him Im so sorry
he is funny as hell
also damn baby jon stewart is kinda hot
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I feel like he is getting better as he is getting older, he seems more sympathetic on his show now. So I'm feeling slightly less ashamed.
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I wish the guys Kyle Rittenhouse shot would tag team me.
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True. I never knew young Jon Stewart was so pretty
this isn't an "unconventional attraction", this is a mental illness
one of them is a domestic abuser too. for fuck's sake, get yourself together.
You and >>213107
should be lashed
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i just love how broken he is
Kek. What a fucking manlet
Honestly, everyone in that situation seems like a shitty person. Let’s not forget that Jacob Blake is also a rapist.
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Always gonna be nr 1 in my heart
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has he been posted yet?
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Every time someone posts him in /w my loins get ignited
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Agree nonna, Oppenheimer can fucking get it
I only know him from Yakuza 0 but I think he's really cute too
And with that body he has both cute old man and hot muscular shirtless man appeal
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i have a weakness for large-eyed, goblin-faced white men
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no, i’m black. i’ve failed my ancestors
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I have a huge crush on him, everything about him is so attractive!! I even know a guy who looks really similar to Andrew irl, facial + height wise, too bad he’s a complete bore
idk who this is but he's legit hot, especially compared to the rest of the creaturas in this thread. if farmers can get off to shit like this >>212957
then us goblin fans should be allowed to live
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I really hope this isn't just me.
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he's so handsome to me. I also didn't mind him in fleabag with his crazy teeth kek
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I could fix this rat-faced mess.
(Actor is adam nagaitis, from the terror series)
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He's cute, i would fuck him and then wear his jacket/bomber
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he looks almost exactly like this guy i used to work with, who was always really quiet and brooding. and who i really wanted to fuck
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god he used to be so beautiful for someone who became a insufferable cultist piece of shit
i was shocked to learn he's from a shitty ass state like louisana. you don't find a lot of men who look like him down here, like at all, lots of busted light haired squinty uggos but few brunette pretty boys
ever since his cult thing it's hard to be able to look at him. any looks he has are wasted on him knowing that he's a hack who's been repeatedly accused of abusing underage and barely legal girls and is never punished for it
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Stannis the mannis
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Great taste anon, and may I add Tywin
Oh seven hells yes
Also no shame but tormund. So massive, so ginger, so fucking stupid.
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cringe and basic
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since we’re doing our GoT crushes…
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I don’t even know where I belong.
I’m too far gone.
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For me it's Theon. It makes me sad to think he never had sex again after Ramsay cut his dick off, he's much sexier than Jon or Robb too
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not the character obviously
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justin hawkins from the darkness. i had the biggest crush on him as a kid, especially in this music video.
he’s also aged wonderfully and i would still shag him
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I know the actor is fug but there’s something about him. If Game of Thrones was good for one thing, it was god tier husbandos.
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Only looks, i would kill him if i had the chance
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im so ashamed but i just find him really cute for some reason
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Ой так нравится ммм долбиться в задницу
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Matt Dillon in The House That Jack Built ♥
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lmao anon I used to have a crush on him in that video too. I loved glam rock men like picrel
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sucks that he actually could be cute if he wasn't a raging sperg. listening to him talk on the podcast ruins it though since he sounds like an absolute nightmare to be around
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Bo Burnham went from the annoying spergy twerp who looked like he could be an alternative casting choice for Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory, to a disgusting sweaty hairy towering giant that I want to climb. I am ashamed to be so horny for this 4/10 unkempt moid.
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There's something powerful and terrifying about bald men who don't shave their sides. Like they have nothing left to lose and could snap and kill me at any moment. Well half of them. The other half look like pedophiles.
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nta but he was so cute in Promising Young Woman
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I used to have the biggest crush on Gary from bully
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the nonnas in the celebricow thread talking about once upon a time reminded me how bad I wanted to fuck him
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I hate how hot he is to me
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As a GNC bi, Joe Exotic's husbands are both trashy style goals and gross hookup goals. Too bad I'm a bong and we don't have hicks over here.>>217356
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I have found my worst one yet. But only in picrel and a couple of other portraits, he is too ugly in the other ones.
Lol I read an article about the Habsburg inbreeding and that painting was in it and my first impression was that he looks pretty good (considering his background.) After that I looked up more paintings and he looks terrible in most (unsurprisingly).
But then I read a lot about his life and health issues and found it very intriguing. Obviously most of it is really unappealing, especially if you read his autopsy record. But there is conflicting information about his mental deficiencies, and according to some sources he was depressed and was generally oppressed by his very authoritative mother that made his mental issues seem worse. But he seemed to have really cared for his first wife and was devastated when she died.
His character seems really melancholy to me which I find interesting. I write short stories and have a tendency to write about frail/sickly/depressed characters and he reminds me of that. In reality, he probably looked much worse than his best portraits and his issues that came from the generations of inbreeding were beyond what anyone could find attractive, especially if you couple that with the fact that he may have been as mentally deficient as some sources suggest. But that and some other portraits are kinda cute, lol
It's Repzion, a YouTuber known for calling out Onision, he even has a thread on /snow/
Off topic but that tiger cub is so cute, I want to snuggle it
Good taste, anon. When Tiger King came out, I posted about Travis in these threads.
Although as a burger, I can tell you that an overwhelming majority of hicks are straight up repulsive and don’t even have that oddly hot factor that Travis had.
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I blame the voice
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Ok hear me out - I know that Domhnall Gleeson is a pretty attractive guy now, but I was the most attracted to him when he was the techie guy in Dredd. I can fix him (and put some shampoo on that greasy head in the shower)
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I found him attractive before the allegations. I liked his intense eyes and the element of danger to them. Smarter than he lets on, stealthy and sort of tense like he is repressing his energy. I’ve found gay/bi men to have sex appeal in spades. Turns out that hot sexual energy was the narc charisma/glare and the insatiable sexual appetite of a molester
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prince- another hot slutty talented little thing
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Is Charlie unconventional? He's my biggest 3D crush.
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I will admit, I think Ben Shapiro is so cute. I wanna fugg.
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David Thewlis AKA Professor Lupin from Harry Potter is 58 and still hot. He's one of the two boomers I know I'd fuck, the other one is Gerri from Succession.
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It was so fun but it was so vivid, more vivid than most of my other dreams and especially my wet dreams, it freaked me the fuck out. His laugh is embedded in my brain and i remember looking in his very very blue eyes it was so crazy i feel like i need to do like 50 hail marys though why do i feel so dirty about a really intense intimate dream with a guy i will never interact with. i miss null talking about his birds. including a picture this time so my lunacy is easier to spot and more people can mock me
Come on nonnie
, give us the play by play, in detail.
haha aww nonnie
, enjoy your dream!! just know that real null would probably strangle you to death over chicken nuggies or something
Share the details nonnie
, for us fellow null simps
women of culture
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Is it bad that I think Arin Hanson was kinda cute when he was younger
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The car was voiced by this guy lol, the principal from "Boy Meets World".
no i already had an unironic attraction towards him before i saw anyone else post in this thread about him, and i personally posted about him several months ago. I also havent checked this thread in a couple months prior. i wasn't listening to his streams or anything while i was falling asleep, he's not someone i actively think about, there are people i find more attractive. it was an insanely weird choice for my brain to make everything considered>>217889
hes a shy boy he can hardly handle jokes about his own lolcows wanting to fuck him i dont think he would ever want to acknowledge his genuine 'fangirl' farmers. but i'd be happy if he proved me wrong.
also i just want to add that this was not at all the reaction i was expecting i didnt think there were so many other women into null, but now i know i have even less reason to be ashamed so thank you nonnies. still really weird and i dont know why it happened! but maybe it was a blessing and not a curse
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sometimes i can't tell if you nonas are joking or if null is furiously self-posting
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You forgot to include the best one. What he's saying makes him look a bit retarded but it's way too cute to me for some reason.
Null is anti porn?
I still wouldn't have sex him.
I’d be his abusive
girlfriend that bullies him into being hotter if there was something in it for me
how is owning kiwifarms changing? you know how kiwitards are and I doubt null is any different. i haven't been obsessively watching his posts, since I have better shit to do. What I know is that kiwifarms is a cesspool of misogyny and not that long ago Null was whining about not getting a trad waifu. Go figure. >>218086
God, that's pathetic. Does anyone have the pic of him admitting being into shotacon? Wonder if he still faps to that crap>>218095
Based, love when anons use kiwitards' retarded memes against them>>218125>>218131
Is there even a proof of him being antiporn? Curious what he has to say on that topic. No, I still wouldn't find farmers' obsession with fucking him any less cringe/gross
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this pic kinda changed me
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Young Peter Falk in Columbo is perfection.
So charismatic, bold, smart and sassy.
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young nathan fielder was very cute with this haircut (younger, chubby nathan fielder was also adorable)
current nathan is deliberately cultivating his creepiness and could no longer get it
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He looks so cute there.>>218229
I unironically love his voice. For some reason nasally, nerdy, or somewhat high voices do it for me.
Many anons are pedophiles themselves>>218283
Joji has stated that he never wanted to do filthy frank skits again, as he now was famous enough to be able to live off his music
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I know this is bottom of the barrel but Lupe(right) and Ramiro(left) but mostly Lupe. His voice and way of being in motion honestly when "younger" which was really him in his 40s compared to today. The cameraman in their movie really seems to love Lupe's ass. Ramiro is more conventionally attractive especially when his hair was longer and he was younger, but I'm not attracted to tall people in person. Kind of hot but trashy how he fathered 27 kids overall
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Chile's new president omg. Posting in this thread because for all I know his politics are awful I just randomly stumbled on these pics of him.
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The guy drinking milk on this banner is so hot but I don't know who he is tho. I thought he would fit in this thread cause I dont really know if he counts as conventionally attractive because that /pt/ sign is covering his face. I like his body shape and his smile hnnng
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God I Googled him, he's so fucking ugly without the /pt/ sign on his face wtf?, thanks for enlightening me, nonita.
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That movie is a shitfest and I noticed Malcolm actually looks better in literally any setting but this movie while Googling him, is almost as if this degenerate scrote of a character corrupted his looks.
a smelly moid movie, ugh. I tried to convince myself that i enjoyed it as a teenager because I thought I had to to have "good taste", but I never really could
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Something about him is so attractive to me. I know I shouldn't but I think I could fix him.
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I had a sex dream about him last night
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looked up pics of him younger because I only know him as a crusty old man and hey, he was a looker back in the day
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Hell yeah nonna, several of us have a thing for Saul. Posted this in the last thread but here it is again for our viewing pleasure. Since he refuses to give up on anything he sets his mind to, guarantee he would be an amazing lover.
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He is so fucking hot it's retarded, his hands in this photo make me weak, and the ring… I'm just… he's so hot Nona's I can't stand it
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I was torn between posting this photo or the one above so I thought I'd post both. He's so cute his face is like a painting, and I'm not usually one to care about men's fashion but his outfits are always so good and make him look so fucking hot, I want to know if he chooses them himself or someone else does. I've never had such affection for some random old scrote I stg I would cut off my right arm just to sit on his lap lol
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Incredibly based, he’s disgusting on succession.
Something about the awful facial hair does it for me. He looks like some kind of homophobic redditor.
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bruhhhh why do i wanna fuck anthony fantano so bad kek i used to hate him for years and refused to watch his videos but he kept getting recommended lately so i gave it a go and he got me HORNY horny wtfff
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i was obsessed with that movie and book in my teens. i had a huge crush on malcolm macdowell too kek his character is awful but he played it so well and he was weirdly cute imo
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President of Chile sexy
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zoltan kocsis the hungarian pianist
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>ben shapiro agrees to fuck you but only if it's in a threesome with him and jordan peterson
will have your back nonny
, we salute you
I'll have your back too, anon. You might even convince me of posting my own cartoony/unconventional husbandos there.>>218856
based grandpa fucker
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wow he was really freaking cute. Thanks for sharing
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Has he been posted here? Was obsessed with this gay furry twink nerd. His songs make me feel like a horny feral teenager
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TFW no tall retarded French Canadian bf who will whisper sweet nothings about J seeking his fortune and Henry Averies (1994) in your ear as you watch Master Chef
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Genuinely ashamed that I'm so attracted to this very mainstream stereotypically hot guy. It only makes it worse that he's rumored to be a pedo (I'm only attracted to him looks-wise)
But god, every time I see him my body starts doing things
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nah i get it
im sick of meaning i just wanna HOOLD YOOU
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Mr Hickey, get out of this thread this instant!
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Hickey was the absolute best character of a great show and somehow hot as hell.
I once had a sex dream about him when I fell asleep while reading a terror thread on /tv/
i know right. I will never find a malnourished himbo bf like him>>218936
pretty sure they broke up
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Did anyone catch tucker coke rambling at this stupid shit? Tuck comes in around 1:02:00
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I love this rat. Absolute best performance on The Terror. Speaking of, I have the biggest crush on Collins, it must mostly be his facial hair (I love the muttonchops) because without it his attractiveness diminishes for me. There are so many fuckable guys on the The Terror, I want Collins but I'd also take Jopson, Le Vesconte, Little, Armitage, Tozer, even Crozier.>>218913
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lolcow is the only place I would ever dream of admitting to this and but Chris Watts. I hate myself, anons.
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may your post history be revealed to your family and friends
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Mfw reading this post
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Null is super cute, but I think he already has a gf that he keeps secret, which is why he rebuffs all advances and is less cringe now and parrots TERF talking points. He also sometimes says "we" when he talks about things he did irl.
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i know hes scummy but i have a thing for dorky dad types…
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for years on an off Ive been obsessed with matt, even if his neck posture is so gross and he always looks like hes about to cry and being so so boney he still got my socks off sooo bad UNTIL I saw him on that stupid maxmoefoe podcast where he behaved like an actual 4 year old the entire time after having 3 drinks…. Im still angry
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You love rats and muttonchops? What do you think of this officer?
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Sometimes I like to go to /soc/ and save pictures of insecure boys I think are cute from the rate threads.
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These are my latest findings.
i could fix him>>219075>>219077
no one could fix these
If he cleaned up his skin, he’d look cute. He also has really nice hair. Seems like a chill guy.>>219075
I had an ex that looked like this guy. Cute. There’s something about his facial expression that puts me off, though.>>219077
Pretty cute. Looks a little shy.
Overall, a lot better than what I would expect from 4chan of all places. I don’t really see the reason why these guys feel the need to ask internet strangers to rate them (especially because I’ve noticed other guys are usually pretty shit at determining how attractive you are to the other sex).
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I still hate how attractive I have found David Walliams and it increased after reading his biography because I learned how sad and broken he is and it gives me the feeling like I can fix him.
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Another woman of culture, now I have an excuse to post these
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I have more but I'll stop for now. unless..
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same. picrel is really cute to me but the gist of his presentation was something like "depressed weeb neet" which in my head automatically translates to pedophile (when applied to channer men)
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chubby paul dano in love & mercy
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since you mentioned /tv/ the terror/chernobyl threads were the only ones i ever liked posting in on that board since there was clearly a higher femanon presence in those
i remember the peak of hickeylust. one kind anon even drew hickey erotica for us
in conclusion adam nagaitis is cute as fuck
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i hope my future husband will be as accomplished as he was <3
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you’re right, there’s something specifically about chubby brian wilson paul dano that really gets me tho.
idk why because i normally only like skinny guys. he looks cute and cuddly
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samefag for cute belly
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I am not ashamed. way better characters than the protagonists btw
I also want to dominate lucious malfoy but I believe thats conventional
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Yes I'm into him throughout his whole transformation
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sorry to samefag but the rape allegations were a story by some 4chan troll, unless there was something new? Spoiling image because it's not relevant to the thread.
what the fuck>>219205
this is the christmas present i didn't ask for kek>>219217
fun fact: he auditioned for the role of ian malcom in jurassic park. i wonder if my rubbery hubby auditioned for any other roles that were given to goldblum
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old photo of my gamedev attraction Lucas Pope
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He's so hot, i wonder what those tentacles can do repost cause i forgot to attach picrel
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yes yes yes yes andrew garfield baby
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he looks like the cow from the barnyard but i can't deny that i want to fuck him.
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I’ve watched tones of oneyplays and never bothered looking up his face but goddamn, this is what he looked/looks like? Why do I have a crush on a fucking newgrounds OG now?
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he hasn't aged very nicely
I'd still shamelessly fug him tho, he very funny and cute boi
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I'll never get to squeeze his giant soft but strong ape hands…
I'll never chill on a couch while he and zach play and make me die laughing…
I get this one, and I'd also fuck the shit out of Willem Dafoe>>219395
honestly I never would've guessed he's 38
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Zach is my #1. I love that little rat so much. But Chris is super qt. The way he always sexually harasses Jeff so devilishly makes me blush. Jeff can also get it.
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you know what…
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have some self respect nonna, I'm concerned.
at least joji could sperg in a masculine way and didn't have moobs
lmao, why is this so funny, thank you for the kek nonnie>>220269
now that's a bold opinion!
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Idk what it is but guys with weird noses get me.
Jack Quaid & Joshua Jackson are top tier for me
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my god was he sexy
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god he hit the wall hard
but i would peg him in the late 60s early 70s
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I love him, his huge schnozz, and his weird gangly proportions.
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Not even that ashamed, he was genuinely cute when he was younger.
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that artwork is too flattering imo. he was a bit homely but very distinct looking, like an aristocratic fairy prince. but he aged like most anglo men did (badly) >>220647
chris watts is literally posted in this thread i think lennon is not controversial in the least
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paul dano fag checking back in to say there will be blood dano is top tier and highly fuckable
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maybe its just his retardation but hes cute
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I always found his goofy ass to be so cute. But the fact that he's so educated and eloquent behind the character is super endearing.
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eyedress is so cute wtf?
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I think Michael Shannon is so fucking beautiful. I’ve seen people describe his features as “bug eyed” “old” and “creepy”, but I could care less. I have large eyes myself, so it’s somewhat of a cope in hindsight.
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listen I hate his stupid fans but he's genuinely so hot
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Martin Freeman was a cutie pie
Too bad he's a snappy high strung asshole with anger issues
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His teen heartthrob days did nothing for me, but I can't get enough of Leo as a chubby nerd who gets panic attacks. I only want to see him play losers from now on, shit is hot af
that was me!>>221533
hey sis, Michael Shannon makes me feral! he's not conventionally good looking but god damn, he is a stunner!
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Bump gore below
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He absolutely is. I see your a woman of culture. I could get lost staring into his eyes.
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I want to FUCK Michael Bolton from Office Space. And peg him, why not.>>210096
Dunno who this is but I see the appeal
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this but with ron livingston in that movie
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can't help but think he's cute
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i’ve been into harris since chernobyl but something about crozier just sets my lizard brain off.>>216391
he was so good as smiling devil emoji, i can't believe he was poor little ignatenko
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Same here. He isn't for everyone, but I can dig that. It's his mean look that I love. Gives me shivers.
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mm schizoid intj men… MMM MMM MMMMMMMM
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Matt Johnson, so much.
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he looked so cute in his new video
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Pre shit flinger GG Allin was a hottie,dont look at me
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I haven't seen that one but I assumed he played a typical douche who let fame get to his head. If you tell me he's actually a loser I'll watch that shit right now. Any more recs nonnie
Oh yeah, bullying/domming him was the only thing I could think of. He's a total pushover the entire movie so it's not hard to imagine >>221488>>221616>>221652
I love hearing other people call him ugly kek, makes him feel more attainable in my headcanon
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I’m looking directly at you
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CMON HE WAS HOT FOR A BIT
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anons forgive me….
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Not too shabby ngl
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i want him
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Imhotep is supreme husbando material anyone that says otherwise is a fucking liar
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God he is so fucking cute I can't stand it
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rewatching red dwarf and he was a cutie
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It seems so stupid to me but when Tobias Forge from the band Ghost was in his Papa Emeritus II era, I really wanted to fuck him. Just for that mask and satanic pope robe. Not him as himself, not him in his other masks/identities. Just that one. And when he changed it I was genuinely sad, like how can you take it away? Anyway, I am unreasonably dumb. It's A MASK.
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Thats why hes in this thread ,lol
What do you think of Jimmy Urine?
Same antics, lighting their dicks on fire n all that
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We are now besties nonnie
. ever since the news came out I’ve had kind of an unhealthy obsession with him, I don’t think it’s true and if it isn’t, it only further demonstrates how punks and deviants are unreasonably vilified
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this fucking chad
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THANK YOU. I love his gaze tbh. And now that I read my post again. I take back it being stupid cause it's a mask. Having a dirty devil pope fantasy is completely reasonable ackshwally.
I'm really only into II, I thought he looked really stern and perfectly evil. I was especially annoyed at Cardinal Copia. I was like…he looks like an evil panda, I can't masturbate to that.
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Nothernlion. He is married with a child, shame on meeeeeee
Yikes. Jimmy is a pedophile who preyed on the girl from the nation of crackerz shirt. I read the legal document and as a former paralegal, there is more than enough specific details and evidence to know the victim
is telling the truth. Not to mention his weird attendance of a pedophile themed party.
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>Probably has a lot of money
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Based fellow NL nonna. Ryan is cute and funny and a good dad
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2000's Thom Yorke. He has the face and voice of a literal angel. Every time I see a picture of him it melts my heart
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Also I'm surprised how no one has posted about Serj Tankian yet.
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Dougal is cute, and I agree his cuteness is mostly due to him being bit slow. But for me, in terms of attraction, It's Father Ted himself>>219104
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I haven't read the news in a bit, but from what I've heard, he seems like a great guy.
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He was so creepy yet so good playing his character in Seven that it’s literally no surprise he’s a likely sociopath.
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This youtuber I’ve been watching Dantavius is weirdly cute and I feel like nobody else would think so
I didn’t say I was attracted to him or anything. I’m saying he was good at playing creeps and sociopaths because he clearly is one.
I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and rots from the inside out slowly.
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I refuse to drag this lunacy into the next edition of this thread so I'll just post it now I want him so bad it's ridiculous.
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i'd fuck him at 63 over 20s
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I need this freak
rare fuckable male redhead
also sick beats
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stewart lee. sorry.
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Young Limmy, Aphex Twin/Thom Yorke vibe
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Is Lex Fridman unconventionally attractive?
In any case I find the way he holds himself and the way he speaks extremely attractive and cozy, and he's intelligent.
>tfw no lex fridman bf hold you and to tell you it's going to be okay
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I quite like him but his treatment of women was very poor and screams heartless fuckboy
>in his 20s and at the peak of his fame and looks he fucked 14 year old star struck groupie virgins. It was a very important and probably traumatic event for them while for him it was just another lay that he had no memory of because he was mindlessly high/drunk like a hedonistic pig
> the one unconventional looking woman he
was with he made her his baby mama. forced her into an open marriage right after they married, made her take part in threesomes, he was performing all kinds of degenerate acts and fucking men while she was raising his son, left her
> once he was washed up, past his prime and prematurely aged he used his money and fame to be with women who were young and WAY above his current league
he basically enacted every scumbag incel's perfect vision of life- fuck around and walk all over women all his life and only commit to one that's a supermodel in a time of his life when he was no longer beautiful
forever weirded out about Sable Starr to this day (?) praising him for sleeping with her. WTF>>223122
Surely not Iman, aka the supermodel wife. Doubt that Angie did too, but Bowie anon probably knows better
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He has such a raw, chaotic sexual energy, i don't know how to explain it
anon, that was iggy. i’ve read about the whole lori/sable thing and it does seem ambiguous if bowie actually slept with them or not, considering that there’s basically tons of photos of lori with jimmy page (confirmed) but none with bowie which seems sus because they loved taking photos of themselves with rockstar conquests. not saying he did or didn’t, but it seems odd with everything i’ve read.
also he settled down with iman when he was old and tired. angie is a bit of a clout chaser who didn’t have a modelling career outside of being bowie’s wife but i’ve never heard her talk about lori/sable groupies unless it was to sell the story that she caught jagger and bowie in bed together.
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I've been watching a lot of Great British Baking Show and I just think he's precious and I love him.
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Jeremy brett as Sherlock Holmes
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I've always loved Shane even though he's done a lot of questionable things (I've posted him in these threads before too) and if his husband wasn't gay the two of them would be my dream threesome
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i keep watching the mvs for him
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The truth is that people exaggerate Shane's wrongdoing in a way they wouldn't if he was (more) conventionally attractive and straight
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Not 100% sure he counts as unconventional when young but whatever>>222732
This made me happy to see as I had such a crush on him as a child kek
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Joe Hawley, member of Tally Hall
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Ive had the most inexplicable crush on him for years now, he was extremely cute when he was young too in his Mighty Boosh days. His side profile reminds me of roman coins, it’s really pretty. Also like >>223171
said he’s funny and has a great personality. I really enjoy watching him overall.
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there were rumours that he went for younger girls (19 or something i think?) and i don't know if he ever did or still does but he's 39 and the idea of a 39 year old going for a girl who admires for his music just seems creepy, i wouldn't say i find a man like that attractive… but physically he's really cute
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I'm not like WILDLY attracted to him, but I'm only 3 episodes in and I'm warming to him. I like all the dumb shit he does like tweaking Harry's nose, roping everyone into his Tibetan truth-seeking, rock-throwing shenanigans, and eating pie and donuts. There's also one scene where he's dreaming in bed, and he really makes that bed look comfy and plush. That's great acting.
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I just now saw this, it's a bit… odd. (The coke rambling is a little true kek) There's a part where he mentions family obligation, and how you "can't get out of it… even if you want to". I'm wondering if he's still hurting from his mother leaving him as a child to go pursue an art career in France. Kinda feel bad for him, he's a lovely fella and he doesn't talk about it all that often, but he mentions family so often that maybe its subconsciously still nibbling away inside.
How irreconcilably stupid are you??
Why don't you just line up to be raped while you're at it?? This is filthy.
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aww poor baby his mother left him as a child approximately one million years ago
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I'm more of a Howard Moon girl myself. I've got a thing for pitiful autistic men who wear corduroy.
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The intelligence and the bandana
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Segel as Wallace is also pretty cute