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No. 206344

Arthur Morgan Mantiddies Edition

>What is this thread

By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny b*tches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to ganbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies

Update: The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings, and remember you can thirstpost about 3D men as well. For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

No. 206352

File: 1632147365005.png (217.71 KB, 450x736, CE-Xz_EUsAAxAt5.png)

I would like to engage in polyandry and have these two as my househusbandos please. I bet they would make my garden look lovely.

No. 206355

File: 1632147545825.jpg (38.63 KB, 675x380, halloween_1978_still[1].jpg)

Love slashers from classic horror, but the mask shouldn't come off under any circumstances. Anything else may come off, but the masks stay, or whatever important piece of the costume characterizes them.

No. 206358

File: 1632148686391.gif (333.08 KB, 200x200, 56325320205.gif)

I haven't found a waifu thread, so I will post my love here. Akali is 100% my type of woman. Fuck, I'm so in love.

No. 206359

File: 1632148933051.png (1.04 MB, 827x1511, 49107517_p0_by_white_corner-d9…)

This is for retarded posts about female crushes too. I posted Jolyne in last thread.
She is so gorgeous dammit.

No. 206362

File: 1632152430380.jpeg (80.2 KB, 720x720, 38506597-3BB3-4A39-918E-F7C14E…)

I love this show and manga so much. He’s perfect.

No. 206363

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No. 206364

He is the best. The live action drama was great as well.

No. 206366

aw she's gorgeous!

No. 206368

Manga really setting unrealistic expectations

No. 206386

Love the choice of thread pic, OP

No. 206395

File: 1632162832302.jpg (220.67 KB, 2048x2048, E2kJ-Q1UcAchmtO.jpg)

ever since i saw him i have not know peace. i used to be attracted to twinks but Toji showed me the beauty of full mommy milkers. whether the guy is fictional or real, if he doesn't have a set of muscly fat titties ready to be squeezed, he might as well not exist to me. one of my current fave fantasies is cucking my main husbando with toji and making him insecure about not being as buff as him

based op

No. 206398

Man I remember her old art, she used to be so scrawny. Glad to see they gave her some more muscle definition

No. 206402

Do you sometimes feel depressed because you are retarded-horny for a 2D character that doesn’t exist or, like me, a 3D husbando that was hot 20 years ago and now is just an average old man? I feel both horny and devastated because we can never be.

No. 206412

File: 1632168657592.jpg (85.55 KB, 500x571, 20cc5b00831342546bba25225d0bc9…)

RIP Romeo + Juliette era of Leonardo DiCaprio. He was my 3D husbando and now hes a fat nonce

No. 206418

thank you for a new thread OP!

who are they? the one on the right is so pretty

astoundingly based anon

No. 206432

File: 1632171878911.jpg (60.81 KB, 736x736, Coraline's dad.jpg)

Ntayrt, but Kousetsu Samonji and Souza Samonji from Touken Ranbu.

No. 206437

File: 1632173485332.jpeg (453.06 KB, 1580x2450, CrystallakeC.jpeg)

I agree.

No. 206442

you're amazing for finding the sauce. thank you so much!

No. 206443

File: 1632176795560.jpg (237.37 KB, 735x1042, 67580e80f300a78adeaa1ed14071e0…)

Hasn't been posted in either thread yet, nonnies! Lack of taste is unreal. He literally looks like this and I don't see anyone thirsting like I am

No. 206445

jin really raised my bar for men huh

No. 206448

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No. 206450

who's this…

No. 206453

Looks a bit too roided for my taste

No. 206454

Not to diss your taste bt the roid body and pretty boy face is so jarring

No. 206455

File: 1632185259226.png (233.16 KB, 847x1200, EB8B32A4-1494-4E37-B823-01962D…)

Ohma from Kengan Ashura. I appreciate the artist giving all the guys nipples and some of the women in it are pretty cool

No. 206456

No. 206481

File: 1632213045843.jpg (1.13 MB, 1200x899, 67932981_p0.jpg)

Yes, and that is Souza to the right. Isn't he beautiful? I just want to sit on a japanese veranda with him and drink green tea and look at the flowers and omg maybe cuddle

No. 206484

Absolute goddess tier taste.

No. 206486

Samefag, But this was really my favorite episode of the whole anime and my favorite scene. I know it ain’t healthy to fixate on a man saving me and saving any woman but I really would like to think during the thousands of years of males hating females and forcing them into prostitution and slavery that there were still good, honorable decent men that helped free them

No. 206487

Respect to the writers for this storyline.

No. 206494

It's the guy from Kengan Ashura, Ohma something. Main character. Daddy energy

No. 206496

File: 1632228729958.jpg (169.39 KB, 722x2000, 736x.jpg)

He looks like on of those skinned anatomy models.

No. 206499

File: 1632230292868.jpeg (393.41 KB, 1014x1489, B0A637FA-AE6F-4692-96DD-7FA842…)

I’m very pleased reigning manboob supreme Arthur Morgan is chosen as thread image again, especially since he triggered the pearlclutch nonny in the last thread. Thank you op.

No. 206500

As much as one shouldn't use fictional characters as fitness inspiration
damn I'm not gonna lie or hide it, I want to be her

No. 206502

I want this but naked and with the peens swinging around wildly

and the models ought to be more graceful too but you get the point

No. 206513

File: 1632238094025.gif (484.35 KB, 500x280, 515605156.gif)

>TFW when your waifu isn't a anime character, so you can't buy merchandise and make a shrine for her

No. 206514

File: 1632238152516.jpg (174.14 KB, 736x974, 16c962898045b48d4a98e510dbe8a8…)

Ohma Tokita is canonically a himbo. He is 190cm tall, 85kg, dumb, just an all round beef cake with big fucking man titties to bury my face in

No. 206515

File: 1632238260348.jpg (207.71 KB, 735x973, bf1585c8fd429efa7ad8a989c03b21…)

Samefag but he was also kind which is a requirement for himbo status

No. 206516

File: 1632238932480.png (397.34 KB, 500x578, jin.png)

based taste, anon. jin was one of my first anime crushes and his voice was sexy, too.

No. 206535

File: 1632254295534.jpg (212.09 KB, 869x1024, a92aca9ac140e2fea0f1aab05f1cd7…)

they are all so different yet all so cute and sexy to me I WANT THEM TO GANGBANG ME WAH

No. 206539


No. 206540

they're all from the game Judgment
L-R: Toru Higashi, Fumiya Sugiura, Masaharu Kaito (he's in the back) and Takayuki Yagami

No. 206576

Does anyone have that pic of the Doom guy fucking someone in a very awkward position? It was posted in one of the stupid moid threads, but I didn't save it in time

No. 206579

File: 1632297955102.png (227.47 KB, 1184x668, gambling-and-gallantry-shino-a…)

Third. Jin was my biggest anime crush. Kirk Thornton's voice is perfect. I probably watched episode 11 at least 50 times

No. 206588

File: 1632311985618.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.33 MB, 2842x3840, E_0tzHDVEAU4GJH.jpg)

Nonnies, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted be bred by anyone more than I want to by Kazuma Kiryu. That perfect, muscular body. Those bulging biceps. The abdominal muscles of a literal Adonis. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him and birth a set of his perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get pregnant by Kiryu. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would SEGA create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly nonnies, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

No. 206618

File: 1632344626702.jpg (Spoiler Image, 139.34 KB, 850x1103, 1630522967913.jpg)

this one?

No. 206628

Nta but what is this position?? Is it even cosy???

No. 206631

does that look cosy to you???

No. 206636

File: 1632360280020.jpg (72.25 KB, 960x540, mgsv-mgo-tga-11-web-copy_zhbj.…)

First for Big Boss.

No. 206638

File: 1632362283364.png (1014.14 KB, 1103x641, Screenshot_709.png)

can the nonny who said she wanted dabi to stab her and fuck her open wound come back i want to leech off your freaky vibes love u

totally related i want overhaul to merge with me like want him to literally rearrange my guts while figuratively rearranging my guts. i would be totally fine with him exploding me and then putting me back together i would love to know how that feels. hes a germophobe though so im not totally convinced he'd even want to fuck anyone without a hazmat suit on but id love to make him so miserable and disgusted that he breaks out into hives while hes milked for everything hes got
i'm not as confident in my depravity to pound out a paragraph about how i'd imagine life as his gf would be i appreciate yours. i do have like, a disconcerting amount of self insert fanfiction that i read with him in it & i get so invested and detached from reality that i don't realize i have 30 minutes before my alarm goes off and i have to start getting ready for work after 8 straight hours of scrolling through garbage absolutely written by a 15 year old out of sheer desperation. which is honestly probably worse. anyway, wrapping this up. i want chisaki kai on my clit. i want to grind on his stupid plague mask. he'd smell so fucking good i'd be huffing his ugly jacket like it was the last little bit of oxygen left on this earth
im kind of drunk so ur welcome to bully me it only makes it worse. thank u for reading

No. 206650

it's a shoulder dislocation fetish, you wouldn't get it

No. 206651

Yes, thanks!

>Meaning: giving a feeling of comfort, warmth, and relaxation.
>"a cozy cabin tucked away in the trees"
Did you mean comfortable? Because it isn't that, either. But it probably goes deep.

No. 206657

File: 1632376554706.jpg (169.75 KB, 591x800, sexymask.jpg)

Speaking of masks, ski masks are very sexy to me

No. 206661

That just looks uncomfortable and uneccesarily difficult for both people.

No. 206667

File: 1632381877367.jpg (122.35 KB, 1000x563, babes.jpg)

Also speaking of masks, here are my 3 favorite masked hotties from SW. I'd be fucking for almost 2 decades in this timeline
The light side loses adepts every year cause they don't have sick, sexy masks

No. 206679

I've never played RDD but god damn I want to hump, fuck and grind on the guy in the OP pic.

No. 206687

Maybe if she had some pillows under her?

No. 206693

File: 1632412157224.png (150.16 KB, 560x812, Red_Sniper.png)

anyone else attracted to him

No. 206695

No but I'm also partial to wanting to get railed by the most random characters ever so I get it

No. 206699

i always fall for goofy characters- but whats so attractive about sniper from tf2 is how practical he is. i like that hes goofy, a loner, and intelligent. plus i love skinny tall men so im like gawk. i write fanfics reader x sniper when im bored bc of how much he occupies my mind.

No. 206700

oopsy forgot sage

No. 206709

File: 1632418737796.png (Spoiler Image, 679.38 KB, 1567x1218, snp2.png)

Yeah I'm absolutely obsessed with him too, I don't know how to write but I draw him over and over but I'm always unsatisfied with my drawings because I feel like I can't draw him exactly with the right balance of looking like himself and looking slightly realistic. Here's one I'm drawing right now I'll post again when I'm finished. I like to imagine I go on a business trip to australia (when he was still only a hunter) and get lost in the wilderness and find his van and he drives me back to town. But next day he's still there and takes me on a road trip and we go swimming and he takes me to his home and his parents love me and he shows me how he shoots a bow and I look at his muscles pulled tight while he pulls on the bow string hhhehhee,hmhhm anyway I wish we could team up; if lolcow goes down, see you on tf2chan.net okay.

No. 206719

HOLY SHIT UR SO GOOD. (I draw him too but traditionally.) i like to think about shitty fics where ur sick and he nurses you back to sleep. people always write fics about him getting jealous or just getting violent when hes dominant but he is just not about that! hes too goofy and cute. hes probably sweet to people he really loves like a little puppy. and obvs he is super scary to his enemies (and hawt). i would not mind him pinning me down rawr but he would not go 'yandere' as i see in some fics idk nor would he just grab u and take u (i read a lot of fics and it feels like a majority of them are like that)

No. 206720

File: 1632424558876.gif (989.37 KB, 245x245, tumblr_mgn6n031YU1rzm1e7o4_250…)

Yes I completely agree with you! I know everyone can have their own interpretation but it feels so wrong, I think no that's not what he would do what are you saying? He may shoot people, he may do some unsanitary things to friends and enemies, he may be a loner and live in a van but he's not crazy or a savage or rude. He's a PROFESSIONAL with STANDARDS.

No. 206777

File: 1632490433102.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.74 MB, 320x218, c68.gif)

I want it sped way

No. 206782

no plz

No. 206800

This is anti-hornyposting

No. 206804

It’s pretty hot and feels good when you’re horny af and in the middle of sex already. Especially when you’re about to cum. TMI, sorry.

No. 206805

File: 1632504400914.gif (284.93 KB, 245x139, FCA4C827-8704-4586-A99D-443BDA…)

They really trolled me with this scene.

No. 206806

If there was ever something that needed to be spoilered… it's chris speading a giganta-pussy wide open

No. 206820

Feeling shameful that I reported the Chris post just so I can horny post about this song.

I don't even like Len, just this song makes me horny and then I think about my husbando.

No. 206825

File: 1632510962609.gif (1.73 MB, 691x389, are i winning anon.gif)

why did i waste 10 mins on this?

No. 206830

I love Arthur so much I finally got a new gpu so now I can see him in his full 4k glory and man do I love it

No. 206840

File: 1632515483962.jpg (153.28 KB, 1119x1539, Jigen.Daisuke.full.149368.jpg)

you don't understand, I NEED him

No. 206962

File: 1632591971928.jpg (Spoiler Image, 329.88 KB, 850x1200, 82591940_p9_master1200.jpg)

I dreamt that Okabe himself found my husbando folder and I was so fucking embarrassed, kek.
I don't even have anything that lewd in there, picrel is probably the worst. Though if I'm being honest, it has a lot to do with there being next to 0 doujins of him that don't put 90% of the focus on the girl.

No. 207058

this is sexy anon

No. 207059

File: 1632673032052.jpg (337.96 KB, 1246x1548, Untitled.jpg)

thanks i love mean daddy

No. 207063

File: 1632675246208.jpg (3.98 MB, 1968x2200, 奥沢.jpg)

why even live when she will never be my gf reeee

No. 207073

Excellent taste, nona. She's so cool.

No. 207095

File: 1632694193733.jpg (45.69 KB, 500x506, tumblr_76ee7fd2918a0179c635f9c…)

Tokita Ohma anon back to sperg over… Ohma, I guess. This came up on my Pinterest and it activated my weeb autism

No. 207213

File: 1632772064413.png (347.31 KB, 782x1106, bungo.png)

Damn his voice turns me on, why can't I step on him through the screen? He is literally asking for it.

No. 207220

File: 1632774647604.jpg (160.97 KB, 736x981, 577a5eeea0d8c5d583f35eb08df803…)

feeling his moustache brushing up against my thighs is my ultimate fantasy

No. 207223

File: 1632776251085.jpeg (212.6 KB, 750x750, A8B2906F-DC26-466B-86DF-BE0220…)

I want diluc, kaeya a childe to give me a massage, Diluc would massage my back, Kaeya my hands and Childe my feet.
Zhongli would be too busy jacking off while listening to the sounds i make as the other guys help me relieve my stress.
And then there’s a great gangbang with all of them and multiple creampies.

No. 207228

t. Usami

No. 207247

File: 1632787965599.png (392.86 KB, 860x1380, 7E1C68D9-947C-4FCA-85EC-2860EF…)

This variation of Joker just does it for me. Pretty sure it’s only because of the 40’s gangster appeal he has going on but I digress.

I’d ride him for days

No. 207262

File: 1632807396027.jpg (105.38 KB, 736x925, 13bf4cf79d8e62dcf8f5dd0a4745d9…)

I'd like to imagine helping alucard get over his complex with those twins betraying him in bed.

No. 207272

Please, I need to know who drew this picture. Tineye only redirects me to a coomer site that I don't want do dig through.

No. 207282


No. 207287

File: 1632836170549.jpg (92.57 KB, 500x500, FaceApp_1632784758020.jpg)

I need her crazy ass

No. 207290

File: 1632837596387.jpg (86.77 KB, 599x599, b38cc55b710a02e7ad4a1562cbae15…)

I need to know if his sex is rough or gentle

No. 207301

The perfect househusband would cater to your every need in bed too.

No. 207324

No. 207325

Tatsu caters to all my sexual needs, then afterwards he makes me hot chocolate, mops the windows, and cuddles me until I sleep

No. 207350

File: 1632895385149.jpg (42.6 KB, 564x710, vergildmc.jpg)

i posted him in the past thread but i need to tell the world that i want him so bad. im finally replaying dmc5 as him and i always have to stop and lay down. i can make him 10x worse. oh god

delectable fucking picture of arthur op. i want his sweaty cowboy tits in my mouth

No. 207356

Just what did you two do to the windows?

No. 207372

File: 1632917307580.gif (9.96 MB, 540x400, Tumblr_l_2206699274490289.gif)

I wish Mando never showed his face in the show… it would be way hotter, but i guess actors cant have that

No. 207376

File: 1632922960343.jpg (631.41 KB, 2318x1764, RCO007_1603375303_1.jpg)

This specific panel does it for me

No. 207378

The Dredd movie understood that.

No. 207379

File: 1632927019163.gif (1.15 MB, 498x277, rinmatsuoka-rin-rinfree.gif)

I don't even know if I would consider him a husbando but god do I fucking love him so much. Do I want to fuck him? No, I can't stand the thought of desecrating him like that. I want the purest love with him.

No. 207380

File: 1632927134266.gif (687.21 KB, 500x281, 5947fedd8038c9f91242cc5f45dcf2…)

And the other idiot too. God I fucking love the Free boys so much but Sousuke and Rin are god tier.

No. 207383

File: 1632931021868.png (573.01 KB, 528x543, d1f.png)

Cell himbo

No. 207388

File: 1632933124358.gif (9.3 MB, 540x450, 9935a39fc87ea64af09d9018ab3003…)

Same. I don't even think Pascal is ugly, but something about the mask is just way hotter.

No. 207390

File: 1632934178301.png (953.28 KB, 1202x806, HANDSOME.png)

I feel blessed, thank you Touken Ranbu Musou.

No. 207392

Anon wtf same?? How weirdly s specific but I too have the naughty dreams about fem-Vaas

No. 207397

Listen sweetie, that's between me and Tatsu, all you gotta know is he had to mop the windows after, ok honey? Is that fine with you, baby boo??

No. 207399

Are you hitting on me nonny…?
I wasn't ready for anon on anon action itt

No. 207407

File: 1632942459738.jpg (146.44 KB, 930x1600, 26.jpg)

Picked up Witched Hat Atelier because of the /m/ manga thread, the author isn't even trying to hide what she's going for with the teacher character when she draws him like this as extra content
>tfw no skinny, poofy haired bf

No. 207408

He's really gonna have to mop the windows now

No. 207409

The truth is… you're my husbando. I love you

No. 207416

File: 1632945964665.jpg (65.23 KB, 514x680, b448894a52a58d19ebb2dac24d319c…)

love his micropenis dumbass

No. 207417

File: 1632946012977.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.97 KB, 735x956, 5040aaa633c660d3dfb6fe206e58c2…)

No. 207433

i recently got my first celebrity crush, as an adult, so for months my entire family had to deal with me sperging about him, and my meticulous binge of just about 50 movies. it feels so new and exciting! i do feel a bit bad for them since they probably thought i’d go through that phase at 13 like normal girls, but the sperg cannot be contained.

No. 207438

Never too late, nonnie. Who is he?

No. 207440

File: 1632966684629.jpeg (37.76 KB, 474x474, 442AD654-0337-4B55-B98C-6A1345…)

the left image… oof

No. 207446

File: 1632967962726.jpeg (79.34 KB, 750x589, 2F514E8F-5EEA-40F3-B838-898170…)

Anonas I’m going insane he’s so fucking cute I want to stick my tongue in the wound on his cheek and lick up his blood and then passionately kiss him and mix the blood with our saliva and then after that I want to ruffle his hair and make him some soup. His eyes are so kind and his smile is so cute

No. 207460

File: 1632978211365.jpeg (83.74 KB, 564x1023, dabihaul.jpeg)


Imagine spoon feeding him now that he doesn't have arms. Giving him baths, washing his hair, shaving that recent stubble off his face, brushing his teeth, piercing his ears, maybe tattooing his skin for fun? Like he's your own personal doodle pad. Since he's totally helpless and traumatized now I bet he cries during sex, the most he can handle is laying on his back, being ridden on top, but even that proves to be too much. He'll say he doesn't want to cum because it's sick and dirty and shameful but make him cum anyways and make him feel like he's special for a little while instead of a pathetic cripple has-been who can't even use his quirk anymore. Without hands he's got to make up for it with his mouth so sitting on his face for as long as you want is a given.

No. 207463

File: 1632983005895.png (997.66 KB, 1024x884, Screen-Shot-2021-09-23-at-9.42…)

The bad guy there is much better, this one looks like a poor guy, you can't do anything. I stand here imagining me finishing killing him, sitting on his face smeared with blood until I kill him.
Won, it's so nice to see strong men being real bitches for your pleasure, it's so good to be dominating.
Too bad this one is already dead, I would imagine so many things with him in season two.

No. 207470

File: 1632993324879.jpeg (121.24 KB, 1080x1060, 48345673-F903-4453-9C41-4B24EB…)

No. 207471

It's disturbing how one of them has no nipples.

No. 207472

File: 1632994254003.jpg (202.26 KB, 1536x2048, E4-c46qXIAYSE_2.jpg)

No. 207474

MMMM I wanna squeeze them

No. 207476

File: 1633000306020.jpg (54.77 KB, 600x760, 40790f0b90c4a9d389cefb3a23d42f…)

I too am a man boon supremacist. I like fanart that highlights that specific feature on a character

No. 207488

File: 1633013066095.jpg (728.85 KB, 1000x1806, Nikkari.Aoe.full.2144438.jpg)

I set Nikkari as my aide last night and ended up having an extremely vivid sex dream about him. Thank you brain that was great.

No. 207489

i love sniper from tf2 i want him to caress me lke this

No. 207491

steve buscemi
same, i'm in love with sniper's silly face and sideburns. lc has converted me.

No. 207492

I fucking hate zoomers, just be gay like a normal person

No. 207493

Are you male or something?

No. 207496

>someone on lolcow.farm doesn't like the thing I like, must be a scrote
Zoomer confirmed

No. 207499

Gay is a male term genius

No. 207507

what do zoomers and gays have to do with that post

No. 207508

Liking a man’s big pecs = gay. That’s some dummy shit anon

No. 207519

you forgot std ridden

No. 207522

File: 1633026149414.jpeg (58.18 KB, 750x750, 95ED3631-40A0-4331-BB85-E1C434…)

sooo what’s everybody else’s favourite body part?

No. 207523

Gay is also a blanket term for homosexual, have you never been outside? People say "she's gay" about lesbians all the time retard.
If you like developed breast tissue on a human body it's because you're attracted to women, breasts are a female sex trait and fetishizing these anime himbos with full blown tits is just as pathetic as scrotes who call themselves straight and consoom nothing but ladydick porn.(derailing)

No. 207524

File: 1633026606276.jpeg (18.62 KB, 236x354, 0B82A2CD-5CD4-4294-8E06-D8A852…)

No. 207525

File: 1633026608478.jpg (338.36 KB, 600x730, 61938577_p12_master1200.jpg)

Bara tiddies…actually it's legs. I love a pair of juicy thighs.

No. 207526

oh it's this meme again. 2D men don't have vaginas anon. feminine men =/= women. an actual lesbian wouldn't be into men solely for the bara tits and nothing else. and the scrotes into girldick shit use the same logic you're doing, ignoring biology and focusing on a single outer trait.

No. 207527

File: 1633027607565.jpg (15.8 KB, 500x321, Chest-Press-DB.jpg)

>male chests aren't real ree
press harder

No. 207533

File: 1633029757367.jpg (Spoiler Image, 135.34 KB, 735x1032, 7eef8998d7209687c6403bbca74b41…)

more for me then

No. 207534

Lucky anon

No. 207537

File: 1633030662172.jpg (Spoiler Image, 571.98 KB, 960x1271, the most autistic thing I've e…)

You know what nonnies, this thread is supposed to be about husbandos and in my cranky day I lost sight of that. 2D doesn't have to make sense to spark joy. Pls accept one of my long time husbandos as an apology, this is my last post because I have to throw my phone into the sun now

No. 207544

I wish I had not opened that spoiler

No. 207545


No. 207548

Kek, I can’t believe nonnie was so salty that she looked for some dumbass porn to post it as a retaliation.

No. 207553

File: 1633037097440.png (8.42 MB, 2202x1621, 89812207_p0.png)

It was fucking great, I haven't been this horny in a while
We were on a night mission together alone to find out if the citadel was haunted or if it was a retrograde army spy.
He was doing his usual flirty innuendo nonstop until I decided to grab him and ride his face like no tomorrow while he was still in uniform, and his face got all wet and his ponytail messed up. That escalated quickly, I know. He was into it too but never got to come.
We had to continue our ghost mission afterwards.
Sorry Nikkari next time I'll hold your hand gently and kiss you bby promise

I wish you all hot dreams about your husbandos.

No. 207556

This image stirred things inside me. God I wish I had the money to commission a huge painting of a hot guy or a sculpture

No. 207558

you need to touch grass or a girls pubes. please log off weirdo

No. 207561

File: 1633043394910.jpg (106.7 KB, 694x1200, f4892b499b918f595ef936c3211641…)

I really can't pick a favorite…
I love long legs, wide shoulders, baratiddies, nice hands, inner biceps for some reason, a nice back, necks, a nice thick cock

No. 207567

ayrt, i have a habit of gender bending men i like in my fantasies since women are superior. vaas is just one of many. it helps that faceapp filters make almost anyone cute.

No. 207569

File: 1633049158654.jpg (56.5 KB, 601x601, D6NBe1LUcAUNZch.jpg)

The little side muscles are nice
i think they are called serratus but dont quote me on that

No. 207571

File: 1633050301229.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.77 KB, 128x255, MV5BZjllZjY5YTEtYmY0ZS00NjM3LW…)

I mean this thread is called "retarded" hornyposting so…I watched Teenage Euthanasia, and it's not very good, but I had a sex dream about this guy last night. I was an intern at the funeral home and we fell in love and ended up fucking on a boat.

No. 207572

File: 1633050749054.jpg (54.46 KB, 570x507, EYEg_S7XsAI_RYq.jpg)

I love bellies, especially if there's a happy trail

No. 207573

File: 1633051431891.jpg (197.1 KB, 650x1000, 6f51b3035371ed72dfd4ae1b4c169f…)

Anons, I know I've been at this for months but this man really brings out the husbando sperg in me in ways I never imagined. I have some kind of autistic compulsion to post and I've been trying to contain it to this thread. I know he's not really intended to be a husbando, and that's why he's not especially popular as one but I don't care. Sometimes I'm depressed he's not real but maybe it's better that he isn't because then only my idealized version of him exists.
He's so cute and smart and retarded. He's like a male tsundere but in a good way, the important part being that no matter how much of an autistic chuuni he pretends to be, he's actually a good person.

No. 207578

File: 1633055574680.jpg (377.68 KB, 856x1200, kei_rummy.jpg)

No. 207579

ayrt hi i love you also please source thank u love u. i dont even have an amputee fetish??? even though i managed to post some shit about loving how broken he looked idk but like absolutely yes

No. 207580

why is his cig so high up

No. 207593

File: 1633072530009.png (5.36 MB, 1640x2360, E6748674-150B-46D3-A0CC-762213…)


He’s sooooo hot I’m drooling thinking about that dick

No. 207604

File: 1633078306312.jpeg (91.8 KB, 271x396, A7C4A97E-29A1-47E6-BFA4-1F9AA9…)

No. 207607

he’s a bit ugly in the face for me but he has a hot bod and gooorgeous hands, phew

No. 207609

Leaving this dimension to live in a world with white haired magical bishounen, see ya later

No. 207613

File: 1633094367765.jpg (142.94 KB, 1024x682, midnight mass.jpg)

Well, I suspect I have a thing for derpy priests. Also, a few years ago I discovered that my sweet childhood friend became a priest…

No. 207615

Ayrt sorry you don't like muscular chests in men. This thread is for me to make retarded horny posts about whatever 2D man I want to post about

I love tummies. My favourite is when they're muscular with a thick waist, but there is a layer of fat to keep it soft instead of rock hard

No. 207623

I see you anon and i enjoy your okabe posts

No. 207624

That's hot

No. 207632

File: 1633109598755.jpeg (88.54 KB, 500x500, AB83FD05-8756-466D-911E-40B9A4…)

> dabi will never bully and tease me
> shigaraki will never autistically comfort me
> they will never fight over me for hours on end and force me to choose between them
> I will never have 2 qt villain bfs
Why live

No. 207653

File: 1633130694673.jpeg (261.04 KB, 1039x1253, 81235DF6-666C-4859-9C68-DEC171…)

Make him fall for you, nona.
I like man tiddy and nice arms. this is the ideal male body. cropped because the guy was a butterface lel

No. 207654


No. 207657

I’ve fucked so many manlets just because they had strong arms. Nice pecs are a bonus but wow nothing puts me under a spell like a tee shirt sleeve fighting for its life.

No. 207672

File: 1633143221551.jpg (52.83 KB, 1143x643, 1624654007092.jpg)

Thanks anon, you have validated my autism.

I couldn't focus on my work today because he was all I could think about

No. 207677

File: 1633147191851.jpeg (42.49 KB, 564x796, wicked boy.jpeg)

Currently enthralled by the fantasy of being Dabi’s prisoner. I have an entire scenario fanfic’ed in my head that’s not only given me the strength to get through the week but has also made me come so hard that for a brief moment I believe God is real. Plus, these multiple late night orgasms ensure a full night’s sleep, so in the morning I wake up refreshed enough to be the B.A.W.W.G.I.D (bitch at work who gets it done). Now I understand why nuns keep a portrait of Jesus Christ on their wall. Who the fuck wants to look at a blank wall when you could have the Savior of Thine Pussy in direct eye-contact with you at all times

No. 207684

File: 1633153690677.png (236.82 KB, 392x325, 19047320857348543.png)

>man tiddy
Yes, ideal specimen
Also this, the v-cut is the best place to grab a man when you're about to slam yourself on his tummy. Flat abs make for a great pillow.

No. 207687

File: 1633156283689.jpeg (38.19 KB, 313x400, 865A255F-82B4-4CD1-9217-EEE670…)

I’m literally so in love with this man yeah I know he aged bad but he was literally so perfect just an amazing himbo husbando I wanna motorboat those bara tiddies and slurp on his presumably thick ass cock till he’s oozing the pay sweet sweet coom all over my face I would literally keep it in a jar. I don’t like eating ass but I’d lick the shit particles directly out of his ass. I want to hump him and let him cum inside me I just wanna ride it still and see his beautiful face as he orgasms and twitches. I want him to slap my face with his peen and smile at me I would call him daddy, I’m no degenerate but this man teases something vehemently horny and down bad out of me. I wanna lick his balls and slob on his knob I’ll shove it in the back of my throat.He seems like he’s also be a sweet lover and eat me out for a good 30 minutes.

No. 207688

File: 1633156828992.jpeg (199.06 KB, 968x628, 77D3BEE4-F21A-45F7-A4D5-D26375…)

Beautiful man, he is a total irl cherub

No. 207705

G-d, straight women are disgusting.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 207789

It's nice but i hate that so many dudes have tattoos that cover their whole arm you can't even see the muscles

No. 207824

File: 1633251625215.webm (2.03 MB, 1215x2160, Jason to Ghostface.webm)

No. 207829

Whenever I feel lonely or sick, I think of my husbandos surrounding me, like all 16 of them just standing around my bed and looking at me all concerned, asking me if I’m okay and such.
Sometimes I think about picking one of them and cuddling with the chosen one of the night as the others just talk politely with each other and just do whatever to get, basically good boy points, so I pick them for the next cuddling session.
And when I have to get out of the bed to boil some water for tea or to take some pills, I like to think of them just following me around and telling me to go back to bed, and that I’m too stubborn doing such things on my own when I’m sick.
I also like the idea of them wearing cute nurse outfits, cute maid outfits, or just comfy pajamas as they take care of me.

No. 207830

Based anon, having a harem is the best. And they better be caring!

No. 207832

No. 207838

Damn, no offense, but I wish I could be that far gone into daydreaming. I don't know how nonnas have imaginary conversations about real life situations for comfort and escapism, at most I write scenes in my head but those are usually far removed from my real life stress.

No. 207839

File: 1633267077124.jpeg (171.99 KB, 1242x828, 13967860-F2A8-49E1-AFA0-D41C63…)

No. 207850

i've been trying that method of 'watch clips/scenes/episodes/anything visual of your husbando right before bed so you can have dreams of him' that some nonnas mentioned but so far it's doing fuckall. still having the same shit reality dreams.

No. 207865

File: 1633286099936.png (410.61 KB, 702x393, nikkaribed.png)

I just lucked out massively with my husbando dream some nights ago. It wasn't on purpose. I've had other husbando dreams once in a blue moon and they were never summoned by anything I did before bedtime. Basically you need luck, obsession and ovulation kek

No. 207880

I've been watching husbando shit before bed before bed for years, so if that worked in any capacity I'd have discovered that long ago. It took me almost 4 years to even have a dream related to a video game that I was obsessed with for almost 3 years.

No. 207966

File: 1633349960588.png (1.93 MB, 1000x1418, Sengo.Muramasa.(Touken.Ranbu).…)

I want to take a bite

No. 207972

File: 1633352939875.png (1016.3 KB, 1267x805, lethimstrip.png)

Patrician taste, nona. Can't wait for 3D version of him. He better get to strip in the Warriors game, if he doesn't, I'll riot like an entitled gamer boy.

No. 207993

Never worked for me either, I've rarely dreamed of my husbandos and not even once with the current one. I see his face everyday on Twitter, got a bunch of doujinshis with him and translate some stuff with him, and despite all of this he refuses to manifest in my dreams.

No. 207999

Where would you bite? I choose the side of his chest, looks tasty.
You can always daydream fun scenarios. I'm amazed by the level of this anon >>207829

No. 208012

I wonder if trying to draw him, even if you're not an artist at all, would lead to dreaming about him more, because you're getting your brain in the habit of actually imagining him in a creative way, rather than just seeing images and not necessarily visualizing anything.

Like, I think I've had more dreams about things from books than about things in image or video formats. I feel like having to do the visualization yourself sets you up to dream about it later. Kook theory though.

No. 208013

samef to say that maybe also writing about him would be good for training your brain to visualize him, since as I said reading is good in my experience.

No. 208023

File: 1633370405638.png (6.06 MB, 3800x2840, 87831243_p0.png)

Anons, would you let this date touch your shoulder gently?

No. 208027

I would let him gently touch my vagina with his dick.

No. 208029

No, he has a comically tiny head.

No. 208030

His dick would fall off if you touched it tho.

No. 208032

What the fuck are these proportions kek

No. 208034

I find it funny that you're more concerned about the proportions than the tiny hands in his mouth.

No. 208059

The tiny arms inside his mouth are for tickling the inside of the vagina.

No. 208062

File: 1633393743696.jpg (264.44 KB, 694x925, df44ecdbf4422f68d64dedfdc0037b…)

feeling rarted for this one anons…..

have imagined a post-apocalyptic world scenario where I try stealing his supplies

No. 208063

there is no evidence his dick is burnt tho. also sacred objects are impervious to fire

No. 208065

File: 1633396585668.jpg (56.89 KB, 500x503, 33d36fe204173f1abcb0813152592d…)

Pretty, mentally scarred and submissive. Just the way I like em.

No. 208067

File: 1633397140314.jpeg (111.06 KB, 466x316, 71E21DA7-39C3-49DC-84A0-94D4FF…)

yes cry you little bitch

No. 208070

File: 1633398460345.jpeg (265.91 KB, 828x1138, 9461CA14-B82E-42A5-8517-60BEEC…)

He could have me any way he wanted.

No. 208071

File: 1633398703551.jpg (30.57 KB, 355x500, simon-957757-normal.jpg)

No. 208080

Whas this from?

No. 208081

Nta but it's from Infinity Train

No. 208083

File: 1633411740461.jpg (182.34 KB, 1000x781, 48423591_p6.jpg)

nonnie…that makes two of us
I love Jigen so fucking much, it's pretty embarassing. He's just a perfect blend for me, the cowboy aesthetics, his serious/cool yet chill demeanour, his loyalty, his shaggy 70s hair, his hidden eyes, his long legs…fuck….I could go on and on.
GOD, I wish I was Lupin. Lucky bastard.

No. 208099

Same nona, who is this?
All these I want to do xxx with my husbando and suddenly this, kek.

No. 208101

File: 1633426972866.gif (35.36 KB, 220x220, de53ca6760323de8e77e930b0fb799…)

He looks like Soma Cruz when he goes all crazy dracula. Cute

No. 208104

Serpico from Berserk

No. 208117

File: 1633443761048.jpg (58.07 KB, 645x900, EzvxMK4UUAASBwO.jpg)

I like the way you think. He really could multitask.

No. 208119

That's a very pretty drawing

No. 208120

I don't know who this is but he is so pretty and the art's stunning. The little fat parts under the eyes make me go INSANE

No. 208130

File: 1633446908876.jpg (Spoiler Image, 415.21 KB, 1000x951, EseV-FnVEAAna2i.jpg)

It's Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen. He is an evil curse spirit who can do gross body horror shit.
He is also kawaii as fuck.
>The little fat parts under the eyes make me go INSANE
Quote of the thread other than "cry bitch" kek

No. 208138

He must be an amazing hugger.

No. 208139

Well, as long as he has a pretty face

No. 208176

would pat his head ngl

No. 208221

File: 1633495569575.jpeg (76.73 KB, 600x450, 76A0604C-B752-471E-9057-2AA4AE…)

I’m replaying FE awakening. I want a harem of hottie hunk heroes.

No. 208230

I actually had a dream with one of my favorites last night, but it was basically him tagging along on an otherwise random family dream.
Whenever I have sexy dreams it's always with randos, I hate my subconscious sometimes.

No. 208245

File: 1633510728859.png (718.77 KB, 800x1029, ecf7a1f62120e8a3d29c26e70e7bf2…)

this image makes me feel funny

No. 208246

I would love to see those toes curl in pleasure you know what I mean?

No. 208247

Is this supposed to be a certain character or just a random hot guy?

No. 208248

File: 1633511493125.jpg (132.45 KB, 850x1200, Yakuza-Ishin---8.jpg)

Bakumatsu period not-Kiryu.

No. 208249

Thanks nonny, didn't know this was a specific niche I was into but I see there's a whole game with him styled like this so I have more "research" material

No. 208257

File: 1633516989310.jpg (19.58 KB, 350x288, 45c8a34c9a20856e1d522e04a3ca90…)

Baki Hanma? Same anon, I'd let that roided up twink do me. We'd have to mop the windows when we finish our sash, know what I'm sayin'?

No. 208328

yeah, in my mouth

No. 208337

File: 1633550891692.gif (1007.01 KB, 500x377, tumblr_inline_nz28twMGDd1qgp29…)

I think Balthier is the reason I love sideburns and vests so much. Thank you beautiful sky pirate man. Also I found once on deviantart a pic wish his shirt unbuttoned and a cup of yoghurt spilled on his chest, I was a bit young so I thought haha that's weird but now I wish I could see that image again

No. 208338

File: 1633550999014.jpg (345.9 KB, 1200x900, d5f9k2t-1d613d5a-0491-473e-aa1…)

Wait I found it, it was better in my memory

No. 208343

File: 1633553930264.jpg (22.97 KB, 612x348, istockphoto-954305374-612x612.…)

I was chilling at my cousin's house and then i fell asleep in her couch, and for some reason I had a lucid dream were i was in an orgy/gangbang with all my husbandos?? They all made me suck their dicks and fucked me hard, i was their cumslut until someone woke me up two hours later. I was so ashamed but honestly that was incredible, literally one of the best moments of my life, now every time I'm feeling like shit i remember that dream.

No. 208344

Sounds like you watch too much scrote porn.

No. 208347

I know anons will judge, but imo it's ok if it's fictional men.

No. 208364

>Goes to the retarded hornyposting thread to…be retarded and hornypost
>Gets called out
Anons wrote even worse shit itt but ok i guess.

No. 208390

I like gangbangs as a fantasy-only thing and this is the dream, pun not intended. I don't have many husbandos, but I wouldn't mind having a lucid dream and having a 3some with my main dudes.

No. 208391

Toru is literally so hot

No. 208403

File: 1633582594813.jpeg (487.65 KB, 1345x2069, 6507E4A8-8805-406A-94F4-A8414D…)


No. 208404

File: 1633583748896.jpeg (1.72 MB, 3464x3464, 5C7D2EB7-F535-445F-892E-6439CD…)

Why do I love characters like this? It’s always the immature, overpowered, goofy ass shounen types that do it for me. They don’t even really make me horny, but like I want to cuddle with them as they tell me stupid stories and/or jokes.

No. 208416

I was rocking with you up until you called yourself a cumslut. Love yourself nona and enjoy your husbandos without the pervasive nature of Scrotery

No. 208419

No. 208423

It was the way you called yourself scrotey slurs like >>208416 said, it's kinda sad.

No. 208434

what is so funny

No. 208450

File: 1633604279199.png (Spoiler Image, 65.85 KB, 418x307, 255BBNS255D_Meryx3_ReiNagi_13~…)

This is going to sound retarded but I love when (good-looking) men are posed in a way where you can look them from behind and see the outline of their balls hanging. All I can imagine is them getting their balls slapped and them orgasming from it.

No. 208457

I just want my husbados balls to slap me when they fuck me.
I know that feel, nonnie, during my vaccine hallucinations, I had a weirdly realistic dream in which all of my husbandoes were fucking me, they were really happy and telling me that they were honored to be able to cum inside me.

No. 208464

That's hot nona, is it possible for men to cum from that though?

No. 208471

File: 1633616022003.png (1.44 MB, 1071x1071, 1633616702883.png)

Ayrt, I love you. Please accept this image I edited in honor of finding literally the only other anon ever to share my crush with me

No. 208474

Jealous of anons who get to have sex dreams with their husbandos. What are you guys doing, using crystals and stuff?? Help a girl out I wanna have these dreams too

No. 208477

File: 1633617027670.jpg (88.04 KB, 580x483, ae5c9dd0-s.jpg)

As for me I was lucky as I wrote here. >>207865 My dreams tend to be extremely detailed and complex anyway. I also have non-sex dreams about random fictional characters and people in my life.

No. 208479

File: 1633618541269.jpg (18.61 KB, 236x349, Vx5h8PX.jpg)

I've been feeling really emotionally and physically damaged lately, x reader fanfictions are one of the very few things that keep me going. I know that in real life I would never be special enough to be loved by someone like my husbando, but I like to dream about him. I would do anything to give him happiness again.

No. 208480

This resonates with me, anon. I know it's probably an unhealthy way to cope but at least fictional men can't hurt us. It's nice to have some form of comfort when your life is going to shit.

No. 208485

File: 1633624718346.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 180.07 KB, 1170x658, A1472DEC-A3E5-43DE-90EF-D3C5A9…)

There’s no way we’re the only ones, nona. Netflix Baki is a snack. I made one for you too ♡ I also made one without the vibe, if you’d prefer.

No. 208486

File: 1633624771514.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 177.41 KB, 1170x658, 574F4BFD-FF5A-489F-8F55-857437…)

No. 208487

Actually yes anon I have some crystals you can buy to summon your husbando - that will be 100 dollars for one crystal please.
What's going on here?

No. 208488

File: 1633625697628.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.59 KB, 563x680, 6c108c69d283b21b8bd3361cdd4d07…)

god's giving me his toughest battles

No. 208489

>what’s going on
I intended it to be that he licked the pussy and is about to use the vibe on it, but I guess it came across more like licked the vibe, now it’s mine, dom twink shit? Oops

No. 208490

File: 1633627672400.jpg (33.11 KB, 780x438, pepefroggie.jpg)

Hmmm…I'm not a native speaker so i didn't really see a problem with that word, i saw a lot of people use it in a exaggerated context so i thought it was okay, sorry about that I guess? I'm still surprised you guys took my shitpost so seriously tho.

No. 208493


No. 208500

File: 1633635791341.jpg (13.91 MB, 4961x7016, 89482952_p0.jpg)

Same, anon, I'm currently going through a depressive slump and he is one of the few things that helps me through my day. I just hope I won't turn into one of those weirdo waifuists/fictosexuals, I've already turned down a guy I was vaguely into for my husbando lol

No. 208504

File: 1633637926089.jpg (208.1 KB, 371x640, 2016-03-06.jpg)

No. 208505

File: 1633637961573.gif (Spoiler Image, 247.3 KB, 500x375, 30710bc3-3b73-48d0-8d50-477c32…)

No. 208507

File: 1633638038479.gif (Spoiler Image, 652.24 KB, 500x300, 8dae6d34-adce-422d-9259-99ebcd…)

No idea why i have these two since am not really a fan of mario games but whatever horny anon might enjoy

No. 208508

File: 1633638303950.png (706.21 KB, 1050x1200, 1ab858e7-58c8-4d28-ac42-3f0cd8…)

No. 208509

I thought this was just a cute gif of luigi laughing in bed then I scrolled down..

No. 208510

File: 1633639075021.jpg (252.05 KB, 562x429, 53034655_p0.jpg)

Damn that's a nice pic anon.
I turn into a weeb when I'm ill. Animu and husbando stuff is comforting when I feel low with not much energy.

No. 208513

today i read reader insert smut about him while i was supposed to be working

No. 208518

We really are. I love you, anon!
PS do we have autism..?

No. 208521

Ayo who's this? Please I need to know

No. 208528

I never understood the appeal of Jack Spicer

No. 208534

File: 1633654808813.jpg (193.92 KB, 1044x1572, FAnMN1uVkAAHrkj.jpg)

Overpowered bishonen? Yes please.

No. 208541

File: 1633655972670.jpg (499.77 KB, 2048x1819, 9ntqak56mqh21.jpg)

Goth/emo, pale, nerdy, and a manchild, yet somehow appealing

No. 208557

I want some man to raw me fuck, as I widen my pussy and then I can smell his musk balls

No. 208560

i could never get into x reader fanfics, but two years ago i read one where a character i liked called the reader beautiful and said he loved her and i cried for two hours straight because i knew nobody would ever do that to me irl

No. 208575

If they're trained and very horny, yes

No. 208576

It’s because we love you nona and you deserve the best even when youre dazed and hornyposting

No. 208577

How do you train them to do it? Tell me more.

No. 208579

File: 1633681243285.jpg (1.1 MB, 4096x1865, 20210329_011542.jpg)

I can't waitfir the movie even hr has the stupid bandages aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 208581

Kind of like you can train them to enjoy nipple play or pegging, a little bit at a time someone can come to enjoy different things. Though I think it would work best with something like edging (or any other situation where they can't orgasm), where they're so horny and desperate that they'll come with anything grazing their nether parts. And some just enjoy pain.

No. 208586

File: 1633684086950.jpeg (173.04 KB, 750x968, 46C0EAAE-9A52-43CD-9EC1-A91FBA…)

All i want for christmas is a jermafags thread

No. 208587

same. hope you get your containment thread

No. 208598

It's cute how full of love nonas are itt not just for their husbandos but also towards other nonas.

No. 208614

I'm an unironic Jermafag and you wouldn't be able to measure the joy I would get from a Jerma thread. Why can't we have one actually? Adam Driver gets one so I don't see why not

It really is

Yes but our autism match up like two pieces of a jigsaw. Soul mates nonnie

No. 208617

Just make the thread, no one is stopping you

No. 208619

>Adam Driver gets one so I don't see why not
cause we made the thread lol. even timothy chlamydia got one because some nona made it. go for it!

No. 208648

File: 1633716158471.jpg (96.37 KB, 1400x700, uramichi-oniisan.jpg)

Why are his pecs drawn like that…I want to lick them

No. 208651

File: 1633716323878.jpg (50.46 KB, 700x770, E3XYz_bXwAsIbG3.jpg)

ugh those fanarts are so good

my retarded gojofag brain part was very happy that movie geto got uglified, i want gojo to be always the prettiest kek

No. 208683

File: 1633731725058.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.81 KB, 670x681, FARKAgaVUAYVB9O.jpg)

Gojo will always be the prettiest in JJK, even when he has TP on his head

No. 208710

File: 1633738302358.jpeg (179.89 KB, 1000x1200, 51F06084-8B74-449E-A855-7C6F98…)

I want Diluc Ragnvindr to ravage my pussy with his big dick and to pour all of his hot cum inside me as he tells me that he loves me and that he will never leave me.
And whenever he’s too tired to fuck because of work, I want to give him some aphrodisiacs and make him fuck me until he passes out.

No. 208716

File: 1633740152704.jpg (61.09 KB, 680x408, 4c0305667cf1beeda47c08f9bbd328…)

schizoid bf….

No. 208717

who's this?

No. 208722

ogata hyakunosuke from golden kamuy

No. 208738

did tumblr give me a belly kink or was it always there

No. 208744

Please. Where did you find this.

No. 208750

ayrt. I feel the same about 2D men's feet.
nta but here you go:

No. 208809

Can we sperg about our husbandos penis’ specs?

No. 208812

File: 1633798883340.jpeg (78.38 KB, 375x600, D1187C3C-9DCD-4612-ADF8-5784EC…)

Muchisimas gracias, nonita

No. 208816

File: 1633800500716.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.89 KB, 600x1000, 1622491120509.jpg)

Just imagine taking his virginity

No. 208828

File: 1633807201052.png (Spoiler Image, 276.97 KB, 510x799, DqINpRiU0AAZnIR.png)

I'm in love and obessed with this sexy horn dog so much. He lives in my head rent free. I want him to go feral and do nasty things to me. I'd even be down to suck his dick in public in a dirty alleyway but still has a gentle and loving side to him. This guy seems to have a variety of kinks like masochism/sadism, dress-up/crossdressing, leather, choking, knife play, and is probably bi. I'd even love to have a threesome with him and Kiryu.

No. 208836

File: 1633812239861.jpg (21.38 KB, 620x465, 1624793417639.jpg)

Dante is the original Himbo of the Sparda Brothers

No. 208838

What do you call your husbando in your head? I call him honey and he calls me darling

No. 208847

File: 1633815852415.png (1.61 MB, 1936x1362, dabi ch 329.png)

my god. my GOD. FINALLY the thirst has been quenched. his face is burnt to hell. hair has been fried to fuck from constantly dyeing it. i bet his lips are dried and cracked. get this boy some chapstick. god he looks so good. i’ve been thirsting for him to make an appearance in the manga and after months this beautiful little snippet, this one panel is plugged the fuck in, and i can’t stop smiling. how majestic this would look with a little color thrown in, like a pink and orange sunset and some deep dramatic shadows? i don’t know how to use photoshop but i can use my imagination and picture his hair rustling in the breeze and beads of blood on his cracked lips and how he probably smells like Death or a burning campfire… fuck he looks so fucking tired and hot at the same time. i can’t get over his hair either, it looks longer and i like to think it’s damaged from months of suffocating it with hair dye. boy should just give it up and cut it all off. god he’s so hot. i hope by the end of the year i will stop giving a fuck about this basic bitch but for now i’ll relish this. for my viewing pleasure his fucked up body and cute lips and pretty eyes. I also hope he’ll have an existential crisis at some point in the story. I need him to freak out and cry and admit how much he hates himself

No. 208849

Depends on the husbando, I call some of them by their name, others are baby and sometimes it’s “mi amor” or cutie.
And they usually use my name or my name shortened, sometimes they call me mami, sometimes it’s queen or mistress.
It also depends on the mood.

No. 208851

one time i dreamt that he ate me out on my period and he smeared the blood on his face. he told me it's how he keeps himself youthful looking.
>threesome with him and Kiryu
we did double vaginal in another dream

No. 208861

File: 1633824386386.jpg (151.76 KB, 735x1043, 5763b669a94e7d6831fd18ade318a6…)

nothing, we're having a staring contest faceoff
I luv autism

No. 208893

So jealous and lucky of you to have these dreams. I feel like Majima would do something freaky like that. Still hot though and plus the double penetration with Kiryu. How does one even have dreams of fucking their husbandos? Stuff like that never occurs to me even when I think about and look at hot guys everyday.

No. 208904

That's hot.

No. 208906

File: 1633849943647.jpeg (254.37 KB, 1300x1839, E6WjkwqVEAIzW9X.jpeg)

Kitty cat~

No. 208915

I want to ruin him.

No. 208930

I swear to god the amount of male streamers where I would ruin their dick and they can absolutely ruin my pussy

No. 208936

File: 1633874449588.jpg (69.29 KB, 496x848, 8eb1df3ee0083b829c5b8f88e3563f…)

Riftan Calypse. Yasss PTSD damaged dragon slaying hero with big muscles whonis super gentle and loving to his wife

No. 208949

Top tier taste anon, I started reading this comic after it was shilled to me one too many times on twitter and it ended up being such a guilty pleasure. Riftan is hot and I love seeing him be so gentle with Maxi.

No. 208957

File: 1633887966383.jpeg (82.83 KB, 1200x675, 964F8434-C158-4D89-8416-D879C5…)

hhhh please send help, he is so attractive

No. 208966

Did I literally just talk to you in the webtoons thread a few hours ago? I was the anon sperging about it and linked a website where it can be read for free so we could sidestep the apps paywall. Twitter literally bullied me for 4 days straight into reading this and I'm fucking glad because I'm creaming my drawers over Riftan

No. 208975

Nope, different anon! Funny how there's a handful of us though.

No. 208981

I'm hoping more anons cave in to the Twitter ads and read it. I need people to start sperging for Riftan with me

No. 208982

might be off topic but why is anyone on twitter to begin with, and without an adblocker

No. 208990

I use Twitter to people watch and I dont care enough to use an ad blocker

No. 208997

I got Twitter to follow foreign porn artists so I can have somewhere nice to look at my husbandos naked.
Extra OT, but just create a random page with a weird ass email that’s not linked to your real name, like at all, and then put your firewalls which should be the truth like
>Adult WOC, DNI at all, following porn artists, will block on sight.
So far so good, I just like the stuff I like and never tweet anything in particular, like no opinions and such, i don’t seek validation from random twitterfags because they’re basically retarded and useless.

No. 209024

File: 1633919907791.jpg (157.56 KB, 637x637, 44667890_p15_master1200.jpg)

One of the most objectively correct posts I've ever read.

No. 209057

File: 1633967375447.png (293.16 KB, 1056x900, 7B1C0E8A-0B8C-4149-A2E2-911D5D…)

It’s some bullshit that he doesn’t exist IRL
I want to bully him

No. 209132

File: 1634005784895.png (23.34 KB, 887x170, F16BF5E4-B48C-4E8E-812D-64AE25…)

I just need to post this somewhere because what a glow up. Also, kek at the Richard Spencer-esque iteration of Shane.

No. 209158

Holy shit the OG is like a creepy adult swim character. Not going to lie I kind of prefer second Shane

No. 209194

File: 1634048320050.jpeg (103.36 KB, 636x900, E97A59A6-443A-4EF6-A655-77ADD0…)

I already love him, I don’t care if his art got released a few hours ago, I want to put my face between his meaty bars tits as kaeya fucks my pussy from behind.

No. 209236

Exquisite taste, anon.

No. 209241

File: 1634075962306.png (38.21 KB, 632x319, 3D04A2D8-0766-4654-B79E-FEEC7F…)

Thanks, Shane is best bachelor imo but I might just have a savior complex lol

I wish there was a Stardew thread here for me to geek out in lol

No. 209254

never played stardew valley in my life but looked up his character from cute intrigue, his story and quotes are so charming. drunken spicy pizza sad sack. amazing.

No. 209306

No idea what this is from, but he looks so cute holding that cock.

No. 209317

File: 1634125037498.jpg (90.83 KB, 450x545, narcissus.jpg)

Honestly I'm a recovering alcoholic and a miserable bastard to boot so romancing Shane often felt like picrel for me kek.

No. 209322

I felt the same lol i had to go for someone else after my first flower festival because his heart events were too relatable in the worst ways

No. 209369

File: 1634169249773.jpg (73.36 KB, 640x960, 46a0821317259ea47936e18a4c6b4f…)


No. 209371

I do. Fucking hot.

No. 209373

File: 1634171578833.jpeg (183.54 KB, 1200x630, 00E08577-84AE-4967-B868-E94AB3…)

George is the perfect man. No real man even comes close. Definitely would be a cunnilingus master and would use vines as sex swings 10/10 would marry

No. 209377

Ily Georgeanon, i always appreciate your posts

No. 209379

File: 1634176723593.jpg (53.99 KB, 700x506, 04d74a523325f477199ded5e976ed5…)

no words, only autism

No. 209381

impeccable taste, nonna

No. 209386

…. there’s two of us? I must find my sister kek

No. 209432

I love this deranged idiot and I love you embracing the tism, also he has the cutest eyelashes.

No. 209445

File: 1634229893614.jpg (94.61 KB, 702x703, f61cb947793eee7cf3ebbe4e4c06ac…)

I hate that I can't browse any Arthur content without stumbling on those ugly twinks

No. 209472

File: 1634238295994.jpg (115.48 KB, 1000x563, 0.jpg)

What do you mean

No. 209482

Am I the only one who gets turned on when he's writhing around in pain? I swear he must secretly enjoy it.

No. 209485

I like this himbo so much. Why can't all 3D men be more like George?

No. 209487

File: 1634248357472.jpeg (733.05 KB, 2048x2048, 963E783F-8FD2-4AD9-B12D-248DD1…)

Bless you fellow Morgan hoe

No. 209491

KEK i did not expect to see waifu peterson. He’s definitely maso.

No. 209495

ive lost like 20-30 pounds via swimming, rock climbing, and cico but i still hate myself tbh

No. 209496

File: 1634253594911.jpg (171.23 KB, 620x929, the shape.jpg)

I have to get this off my chest so excuse my autism for a few moments.

1978 Michael is cute but I want to do disgusting things with 2018 Michael even if he's old enough to be my grandfather. As Anon mentioned in >>206355 the mask has to stay on though. That just makes things even better-imagining his deep labored breaths echoing in the rotting latex mask above me drives me insane.
I fantasize about him dominating me at knife point, violating me with his blood-stained hands. After 50+ years of being locked away I just know he's so pent up. I saw Halloween Kills already and he was so aggressive and angry in the movie, an absolute psychopath. The whole time I couldn't help but think about him taking that anger out on me, bending me any way he wanted like a doll.

He probably doesn't know how to read or write, or even do basic multiplication since he'd been institutionalized and mute since the age of 6. I don't care. He probably fucking reeks too from all the sweat and blood, but I don't care about that either. And realistically he would probably last all of 30 seconds if he could even get hard.

My retardation is ruining this fantasy so I'll stop here.

No. 209498

Based fellow slasherfag. I'm seeing Kills tomorrow and I know I'll be a little too excited watching.

No. 209499

File: 1634253963038.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.72 KB, 660x371, eugh.jpg)


spoilered for your eyes

No. 209501

File: 1634256690630.gif (Spoiler Image, 996.12 KB, 500x530, cbc8d1b6e86b80124ae0d88ba167b3…)

astronomically shit taste

No. 209505

I promise you will not be disappointed, they don’t hold Michael back at all.

No. 209515

File: 1634266898522.jpeg (56.88 KB, 438x468, F89DCF4C-4033-4FD2-819B-1C7D9F…)

what that blue alien dick do?

No. 209517

File: 1634267810959.jpg (285.34 KB, 700x813, 1629968956101.jpg)

My body is ready.

No. 209524

File: 1634275009844.jpg (161.6 KB, 800x1130, i prefer hair down but the hai…)

i want to lick his shoulder blades so bad. why are pathetic men so hot

No. 209528

He must be. I kind of want to commission a drawing of him on the ground, clutching his arm, clenching his teeth, drooling a bit, and bulge straining at his pants.

No. 209534

I like him too. He clearly has many fans.

No. 209536

Who is this man and where can I see him writhe around?

No. 209539

No. 209541

Not an alcoholic but every time I try to play I can't help but choose him. I want Krobus roomie so bad but Shane is The One <3 I just want to hold him and love him and give him pizza and hot peppers for the rest of his life

No. 209546

Damn, what a retarded masochistic moid. At least he is a bit handsome.

No. 209550

I love Krobus and really wanna be roomies with him too but I always end up plying Shane with my homegrown peppers in the first summer. If Linus could be my rommie it would be over for fat fuck Shane though. I love foraging and giving stuff to Linus, he's so chill. I really want him to join my farm and be self-sufficient with me!

No. 209554

File: 1634305398048.png (40.6 KB, 250x112, HalPowers-1-.png)

I hate his character, but i would be lying if say i didn't feel…weird watching this scene. I don't have a muscle growth fetish, i just like muscly redheads. I wish I could get over this because these thoughts are getting progressively freakier and is very, very distracting.

No. 209575

File: 1634321793518.jpeg (461.53 KB, 2048x1208, EcIgPUfVcAEh_4n.jpeg)

My dumbass posted on the old thread, but anyways screwed those anons on /m/ for shaming me for finding Raymond handsome and attractive. Marshal too.

No. 209581

They did? Are they puritanical over there or something?

No. 209582

image for ants

No. 209586

absolutely based

i have both of them on my island atm (both random campsite move ins!) and they fight all the time. lovers to enemies?

No. 209587

File: 1634329662201.jpg (161.06 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

They hate furries. Catboys are OK though.
I would totally do this catboy btw

No. 209598

File: 1634334230253.jpg (39.4 KB, 540x608, c2b0873f8d6c90fc27b365475b1a7e…)

I wanna pull his beautiful hair during sex.

I can't decide if you get creepier or funnier every time you post your collection of these drawings. Marshall is straight up looking like betty boop with those legs.

No. 209601

ntayrt but i just got back from seeing it and fuck, he really does just go apeshit in this one it's beautiful

No. 209621

File: 1634348706758.jpg (434.61 KB, 835x1200, 77635756_p3_master1200.jpg)

I love him so much anons I just want him to praise me while he gently pumps into me, I want him to stare right into my eyes as we kiss passionately, I want to smell how deliciously burnt his hair is and I want to wear his cape in the morning afterwards until he wakes and sees me and we start all over again. WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO!!! FUCK!!! FUCK AKAZA!!!

No. 209651

I just watched it. Michael is so fucking hot, god dammit. I want him to choke me out and stab me to death with his big knife.

No. 209661

That's because liking furries is a step too far. Giginka's and kemonmomimi are fine, but full animal is too much.

No. 209687

Is this one fo those real dolls?

No. 209702

File: 1634401192131.jpeg (242.34 KB, 639x620, BE9854AD-1B4B-4DA5-814D-76D13F…)

I would giddy up on his fucking dick!!!!

No. 209704

idk if you’re still around anon but i felt like you read my mind making this post. i want diluc to kiss me and tell me he loves me after we’ve been separated for a long time, and then we have really romantic sex after.

No. 209706

File: 1634404517286.png (829.55 KB, 1000x561, tumblr_d9d996e8f82bef0bd095bf4…)

kek anon, it's Zenos from FFXIV

No. 209773

File: 1634421184787.jpg (90.69 KB, 518x1024, 7e9356858e093f2a8542abf381ae05…)

ogatautism is forever

No. 209785

File: 1634447514249.jpg (3.2 MB, 2992x4100, u6kzyf2vtpr41.jpg)

I can't get into the Fate series at all, but I DLed the UBW series just looking for Gil scenes.

Still have no idea what the story is about.

No. 209815

File: 1634472377120.jpg (93.16 KB, 1280x958, Tumblr_l_449283715857625.jpg)

This photo makes me fucking FERAL

No. 209818

Is that….Mads Mikkelsen? omfg

No. 209820

File: 1634475585417.jpg (235.86 KB, 913x1235, ECZODXMXUAEKUWg.jpg_large.jpg)

yes, it's from patrizio di renzo session

No. 209821

I get the general allure of Mads, but I don't think this weird no-neck pose is doing him justice

No. 209849

I'd let Mads Mikkelsen could pull a Shane Dawson on me and WRECK my pussy

No. 209856

File: 1634499311690.png (1.31 MB, 637x900, DiJ5YFxVQAIaD7d.png)

Not my husbando but what a gorgeous mudafuka he is.

No. 209861

I love his voice so much

No. 209870

File: 1634505447771.jpeg (73.99 KB, 500x767, 8D65FB17-9F9B-47F6-8E3B-DBAB9F…)

I want to fuck this unhinged manchild.

No. 209881

File: 1634513145804.png (6.09 MB, 2458x3072, 1634512885570.png)

My personal husband folder archive

No. 209882

Damn all the tourabu husbandos look top tier, wish I was into the franchise when it blew up. Now I'm too lazy for 200+ swords and a bad game

No. 209886

File: 1634514988216.jpeg (62.97 KB, 976x925, CEDA7C5B-B976-412E-A234-DA2FE1…)

No. 209895

File: 1634521751414.jpg (30.14 KB, 640x360, haruspex.jpg)

I know his dick is big. I know it.

No. 209896

Kek get help kid

No. 209903

interesting taste! mine would look equally as autistic

No. 209904

Beautiful. Never change.

No. 209905

i wanna call someone babe so badly

No. 209906

File: 1634529002365.jpg (54.85 KB, 680x365, E5KLqU4WQAMgsYX.jpg)

God I want to fuck all of them so badly (except Freddy. He doesn't wear a mask so he's disqualified. Replace him with Harry Warden).

No. 209909

File: 1634530234909.jpg (Spoiler Image, 84.95 KB, 717x567, Untitled.jpg)

this pic made me drenched holy shit (not super explicit, it's clothed bulges)

also squid game related but not a spoiler don't worry, hhh i find these soldiers so cute

No. 209942

I declare you alternate reality wholesome Nemu

No. 209946

Blursed kraut anon.

No. 209950

File: 1634555230034.jpg (43.96 KB, 545x600, chira.jpg)

You can always watch the TR Hanamaru anime, it's very cozy. If you're ok with looking at 3D guys then I recommend the musical Mihotose no Komoriuta, Sengo is in it. and hot and funny as fuck imo

No. 209956

Sorry for being degen, but is that the same artist as the among us bara porn comic? Guys in masks are god tier

No. 209957

um… possibly, you need to share this with me since idk what it is but sounds delish

No. 209958

weh, I was expeting someone to post omnimeme by now lmao

No. 209959

Instead of dreaming about my husbando I dreamt about this fucking thread.

No. 209960

That's hilarious.

No. 209964

We are clearly important to you nonatella.

No. 209967

All of us husbando hornyposters are your waifus, nonnie.

No. 209972

Where are the tiddies nona?

No. 210000

File: 1634580326077.webm (760.62 KB, 640x380, apologies.webm)

nishiki in this got me very horny!!

No. 210031

How tf do I start getting into the yakuza series? I swear to god Lolcow has made me want to check it out

No. 210032

Just play Zero

No. 210037

File: 1634605882452.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.52 KB, 826x1169, 20210517_234118.jpg)

This one, guro warning though (not on pic rel)

No. 210059

This is hilarious

No. 210068

Yes, cool voice and spins prettily with his long hair like a magical girl while rapping. Go Matenrou!

No. 210107

Yes. Tasteful and cultured.

No. 210130

File: 1634670964878.png (535.05 KB, 689x1020, SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLOR…)

Jakurai is beautiful but I love Doppo so much, I wanna bully him. It's a shame Matenrou is losing atm, they will always be the champions of my heart.

No. 210136

What's that on his hand nona?

No. 210173

I think it's honey. Could be sweet n sour bbq rib sauce too.

No. 210182

File: 1634689480081.jpg (69.16 KB, 506x716, c0b97c02b4f1b5d980e192287cb83e…)

post songs you associate with your husbandos, I'll start


No. 210202

"I just wanna know what you look like without a weight on your soul"
Applies to many of my faves.

No. 210214

I love this one while reading fanfiction.

No. 210219

I have a harem.

No. 210220

No. 210236

File: 1634728509500.jpg (75.27 KB, 1080x1080, c283ff3345faef980fbe51eda1d0a8…)

i want to suck on toes. maybe pingas too

No. 210354

File: 1634782704094.jpeg (92.28 KB, 1540x956, E9RxSb6XEAY-LvT.jpeg)

I'd suck both of them and his nipples. Would also eat and peg his ass while stroking his cock.

No. 210355

my sides

No. 210379

File: 1634805755526.jpg (81.98 KB, 784x1145, originals.jpg)

Nonas I had an amazing dream. I dreamt there was a Jujutsu Kaisen movie about events after the Shibuya incident and Maki was the main character. She did a lot of erotic lesbian wrestling with her besto friendo Nobara who had survived of courseand both looked super butch and cool as duck. The scrotes were turned off. It was epic.

No. 210380

Oh and it was live action with super cool fight scenes. You all have no idea how fine and fit Maki looked. If only it was real.

No. 210381

File: 1634807039837.png (Spoiler Image, 685.71 KB, 640x640, 4E2019B6-8E33-4A0C-8F3C-3F6655…)

Certainly not a conventionally attractive man, but some of you will know exactly why.

No. 210385

Big dong.

The first scene I ever saw this guy in was weirdly a 'gay' ftm scene. Feel free to heavily judge me but I must've watched it a hundred times. Dunno how or why but it did it for me.

No. 210392

Cool idea, I was thinking about this too. This one reminds me of sniper, because of the title and the melody too, especially in the last 3rd of the song. The lyrics/message not really.
Actually I was thinking about which song would suit each of the mercenaries but I could only come up with Nekrogoblikon - Magic Spider for pyro and Panzerfaust -Stalingrad, Massengrab for heavy

No. 210410

This makes me wish I could dance with my husbandos.

No. 210426

Actually, I was going to say that it’s because he seems to be very attentive to his female partners and like he wants to make sure they enjoy it too. It’s super hot.

No. 210528

File: 1634923500137.png (873.74 KB, 1100x1467, 78359487_p21.png)

No. 210585

File: 1634940392759.jpg (73.68 KB, 807x1200, thicc majima.jpg)

sunao ni I LOVE YOU!
todokeyou kitto
tsutawaru sa kimi ni
niau garasu no
kutsu wo sagasou

No. 210609

File: 1634949550270.png (574.28 KB, 1141x1496, Df2nA7wVAAA0Yqn.png)

Haha, I wish to be his 24 hour Cinderella. But I couldn't help but daydream about him while listening to Tatsuro Yamashita.

No. 210611

File: 1634950694154.jpg (100.49 KB, 491x511, a843d16a2ed8d3edcb42f7428e128a…)

I want to be bred so badly by Leon S Kennedy

No. 210613

File: 1634952473371.jpg (85.83 KB, 600x849, a4bf20ca94231805ee0c68b0438698…)

he's the embodiment of those 'I hate my wife' comics you see on newspapers but I don't care

No. 210667

I want to give him catnip and see what he does

No. 210704

File: 1635020295351.jpg (108.89 KB, 843x1200, 8011e3fa230721e76d82d3e90be3d5…)

yeah sorry i love this stupid nazi and want to finger his butthole till he cums

No. 210747

File: 1635054655425.jpg (260.84 KB, 1641x2000, loveton.jpg)

I need you spamton

No. 210780

why do ut/dr fags always draw so off-model

No. 210800

Cause the models are ugly

No. 210801

File: 1635106708035.jpg (1.71 MB, 1000x11102, d6nasmn-19327ec6-f1c4-42c4-bc6…)

I just saw this comic and it's a bit stupid but I can't stop thinking about twin snipers. One sniper is perfect already but imagine having two little awkward goodie snipers in uniforms just for yourself. And then having two crazy gangster snipers in uniforms just for yourself. I'm thinking about both of them running their hands all over my body and my blood is boiling ahhhh they're so adorable playing their trumpets

No. 210805

File: 1635109449155.jpg (34.36 KB, 350x409, deltarune_spamton_shop.jpg)

then what are they attracted to??

No. 210810

Their personalities. Which I don't know if it's better or not

No. 210815


No. 210831

>>210747 i dont get why people draw regular spamton so humanized, when spamton neo is literally right there. I NEED to peg spamton neo.

No. 210839

sorry for the hozier song but it reminds me so much of vergil

"So I'll try to talk refined for fear that you find out how I'm imaginin' you"

hits me so good. please god i want to be vergil's obedient little housewife.

No. 210895

File: 1635175308944.jpg (770.98 KB, 500x667, debea41fd20e07f8a7c3e21d06ca0c…)

I had a dream about Michael Myers yesterday and it was glorious it was terrifying at first but then it was like something clicked and I realised I was super excited about him stalking and trying to kill me

No. 210904

File: 1635178285879.jpg (28.85 KB, 554x554, the real michael myers.jpg)

The only michael myers that matters

No. 210907

File: 1635179877356.jpg (198.13 KB, 985x1732, 20211025_142550.jpg)

absolutely shouta aizawa. also in love with this artist, their depiction of him has to be my favorite of all time
i love his rounder more vigilantes esque facial proportions
fluffy hair and chubby cheeks
ive been so infatuated with this artists work of him for a while now, fixing_ramen on twitter, god bless their adorable round faced fluffy lanky aizawas

No. 210938

You got me hooked on this song anon. Vergil is one of my husbandos too and I'll forever associate this with him.

No. 210970

File: 1635213334566.png (657.75 KB, 1024x576, lucas.png)

I want him to torture me. What is wrong with me?

No. 210973

File: 1635214883505.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.96 KB, 735x1040, edc787f243bcc3ff7c3cc57142b67a…)

can't take this shit no more

No. 210974

File: 1635219643499.png (429.3 KB, 640x640, imagen_2021-10-25_224022.png)

Bakura as a husbando is great because you're literally dating 4 different characters all in one, with their own unique flavor.

No. 210979

why'd you delete the choking pic that was great

No. 210987

File: 1635234627072.jpg (74.94 KB, 724x1024, 1603933568759.jpg)

Lucky. I'm jealous. How do I have a vivid dream about being stalked and torn apart by my horrorbando.

No. 210988

While we are at it.

No. 211089

File: 1635296943145.jpg (103.44 KB, 1400x700, Chris-warriour-outfit-resident…)

It's big bags bussin' out the Bentley Bentayga, man
Birkin bag, Bardi back and all you bitches fucked

If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh

No. 211112

File: 1635307790481.jpeg (24.25 KB, 471x651, images - 2021-10-27T120932.122…)

so true anon

No. 211123

File: 1635311522573.jpg (41.91 KB, 500x500, dc46ea72606b21aeeb9c23ba914ce4…)

moids that can't speak.
enough said

No. 211154

based. the more they keep their mouth shut, the more i like them too. especially when it comes to voice acted stuff.

No. 211197

File: 1635362342467.jpg (Spoiler Image, 670.16 KB, 800x1200, 134009665049.jpg)

Do you know what an australian kiss is? It's like a french kiss, but down under. And I really wish I had a certain australian to give me one

No. 211200

File: 1635363706646.gif (5.43 MB, 268x295, tumblr_265c1e1a8f0b8ca302bbe1e…)

I had to stop playing rd2 when my husband was home for this reason

I've posted about this elsewhere on /ot and /g but I need to horney vent about Bob odenkirk idk I can't stop thinking about this weirdo absolutely destroying me.. it's been weeks and I just need to get over it.

No. 211360

Is it just the lighting why his left tiddy so small

No. 211361

File: 1635475933795.jpg (21.82 KB, 512x288, 08c6e66d807c39a749db4e90a605cb…)

Big bars tiddies bussin out the shirt

No. 211363

File: 1635476437525.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 171.04 KB, 600x1140, 5029326C-D02F-432C-A0D8-7FE60B…)

Spoiler because lewd.
I want to take off link’s green hat and lick his ears so he starts panting and doing his cute “hya” sounds mixed with moans.
Then I want to ride his dick and look at his cute face blushing as he cums and does cute hylian sounds.

No. 211364

File: 1635476480664.gif (456.27 KB, 350x268, 20uL.gif)

I think it's just the lighting/makeup.

I'm so stupid I came back to this thread to see if anyone shared my brain rot, I'm high as fuck and all I can think of is this old dude and how I'll never know that dick

No. 211397

File: 1635518543739.png (Spoiler Image, 116.64 KB, 578x464, 134776857034.png)

this drawing of him makes me want to wake up next to him.

also spoiler because lewd but i luv ferretsoda's art of sniper tf2.

No. 211403

File: 1635526897741.png (Spoiler Image, 465.66 KB, 788x708, tumblr_inline_pnssz05Cvk1snovb…)

one to hold

No. 211404

File: 1635526988444.jpg (317.35 KB, 1280x1810, tumblr_e7039c5c9e0d45f2472b489…)

and one to fuck

No. 211412

I'm a little late here. and maybe I haven't surfed the Pathologic fandom but you're so based.

No. 211426

artist never saw a lean male body in her life

No. 211432

File: 1635540287686.jpg (61.39 KB, 310x471, Petr_remake_progress.jpg)

NTA but I've forever had a crush on Peter. I feel like he could have been attractive in the original game if someone worked on his 3D model. He had this Snape as a waify twink look

No. 211465

File: 1635575218178.jpeg (95.86 KB, 1125x961, EraRjHrW8AEl1C7.jpeg)

Same anon as >>208893 I had a dream about talking to Majima over the phone. He spoke in English like not in his official English voice but sounded just like his Japanese. Tone, accent and all. It was perfect. We were exchanging I love yous and I was super flustered like this is my first time dating and expressing romantic affection. I remembered saying that, "I'm embarrassed" and "not used to it" in a lighthearted way but feeling really happy to be on the phone with him.

No. 211466

File: 1635576086270.png (1.07 MB, 1933x1328, 9F7BEF1D-3807-47A1-A474-CF7DF7…)

Why is Link so fucking short when he’s not supposed to be a Kokiri? He’s around 4’5 to 5’2.
The only tallest Link is fierce deity who is 7’9.
I guess I never considered any of my husbandos being shorter than me.

No. 211480

File: 1635583859209.gif (1.15 MB, 268x300, Tumblr_l_173873545820012.gif)

This image is shit, I don't think your husbando is that short. I would look at his height compared to other characters in the same game. Comparing link to other versions of himself is silly since they are different realities or whatever. I feel like he's probably around 5'5-5'8 , short but not like stunted.

I'm high as fuck and am devastated this guy will never raw dog me.

No. 211481

File: 1635583968551.png (951.74 KB, 980x1432, 351631263.png)

guts is always sexy but there's something else that hits different when he has to recover from using the beserker armor. it's like my female monkey brain takes over and i just want to nourish him and make him warm meals the whole time he's recovering. i want to run my hands through his hair and give him soft kisses on his cheeks. then ride the fuck out of him. he wouldn't have to lift a single finger. and he'd thank me every time.

No. 211489

File: 1635592474874.jpg (78.58 KB, 720x720, IMG_4233.JPG)

I'm so glad you brought this up. The fact that Link is canonically shorter than most female characters in the games is so hot to me. I love it. When Paya is spilling her spaghetti in front of him even though he has to look up to her, it does something to me. And don't even get me started on Gerudo Town. I wish he would impregnate them all.

No. 211497

I find Guts extremely fucking hot but I couldn't thirst on him because of his trauma and his love for Casca.

No. 211505

Zelda has to be the same height as him in this pic cuz she's wearing heels lol

No. 211511

File: 1635604781745.jpeg (114.55 KB, 749x985, 471B8F42-AA0B-4665-9EBE-11DF36…)

Well, when you put it that way, it’s really charming how short he is.
>tfw no cute Link bf to tease for being shorter than me.

No. 211512

Not here to shit on your husbando or Link but
>wanting a bf shorter than yourself

No. 211518

No way I would get a 3DPDG short bf, he better have a huge dong and earn more money than me for me to even consider it.
Link is perfect and if he was real, he would be adorable even if he’s a shorty.

No. 211523

My size difference kink goes both ways, and it only applies to fantasy.

No. 211605


But Michael was a fucking angel under that mask tbh

No. 211608

File: 1635649285179.png (721.98 KB, 736x552, 59094202-91FA-4C5B-A166-310418…)

This one shot awoke something in me

I want him to strangle me while he destroys my frail body as tells me how much of a disgusting little slut I am and my last dying breath is the best orgasm of my life.

Or alternatively snuggle up with him in bed while he rubs my back like a baby.

No. 211612

File: 1635650974637.jpg (67.79 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I'm obsessed with Dorohedoro serving goofy and sweet strong women fighting and sometimes covered in blood.

No. 211618

not that anon but 2d shorties are delicious, at least if they're buff. it's the 3dpd manlets who get a complex about it and act like retarded incels.

No. 211640

File: 1635674089227.jpg (83.77 KB, 654x809, 94e44ca34461f3088b6330820a47d3…)

Fuck, authors on Ao3 have been deleting their pegging and romance fanfictions lately. I have saved a few of them, but it sucks that they're gone from my bookmark folder or that I couldn't save more. Just when I need them the most…

No. 211643

File: 1635677414491.jpg (72.51 KB, 720x1356, originals.jpg)

Short fictional husbandos are great. Badass AND cute, what more could you ask for?

No. 211645

This season of ahs ruined a generation of teen girls and i'm one of them.

No. 211648

Who's this hottie anon

No. 211650

File: 1635682875977.png (Spoiler Image, 1007.24 KB, 800x1129, 56302458_p0.png)

Nikkari from Touken Ranbu. I love him. Him being 167 cm makes me love him even more.

No. 211651

File: 1635684326311.jpg (82.91 KB, 664x1199, 9cf625b6c5acd11a3ffd4975b36d57…)

What a tiny boy… Not into Touken Ranbu but they know how to make hot twinks alright

No. 211654

Hope you get help soon.

No. 211668

I wish I could summon all of them to my room for crazy, dumb sex then have them stay for dinner which I would be serving TombStone cheese pizza.

No. 211694

File: 1635720363148.jpg (119.14 KB, 786x515, 1624649217371.jpg)

I need to dream about him again
I want to draw him but I can't get over my own… shame? embarrassment? One of those. He needs more fanart and I should be the change I want to see in the world yadda yadda.

No. 211695

File: 1635720643537.jpg (98.78 KB, 480x732, predatory-marriage.jpg)

Been reading this shameless smut for the cover art alone. .

No. 211709

anon i need the source for this…..please

No. 211751

File: 1635762139848.jpg (133.47 KB, 736x808, 08940a1567d36cf8dd6ff8e90c7b29…)

I love him so much…

No. 211755

No. 211762

Damn I need to get into webnovels, feels like I hear about way more shit pandering to women over there than manga

No. 211771

Nonas where else are good places to sperg about husbandos? Twitter, tumblr?

No. 211784

File: 1635782093950.png (211.75 KB, 314x348, eric3.PNG)

Eric from House Of Ashes. I wanna rim and peg him, have him make me come with his cock in my ass and as he got more bloodied during the game I imagined giving him a handjob while he's in bed recuperating from his injuries.

No. 211833

depends on the fandom tbh. those are the last places i talk about mine cause most of his fans are wokies and aidens, then there's the "comfort character" spergs who throw a fit over sexual remarks, and just other types of pearlclutchers in general. sometimes i find a few lax husbandofags there but they still annoy me in other ways.

No. 211861

I have no idea. I haven't been able to find one single place where I can freely talk about husbandos. I still have to pretend to be a fag on 4chan to discuss stuff that isn't as accepted here.

No. 211897

Are there are any other sites you recommend for fandom in general that are not overrun with troons, kids and other annoying specimen? Mainly full of adult women. I really appreciate lc but if you sperg too much about a husbando you would likely get accused of avatarfagging.

No. 211919

File: 1635866106473.jpg (270.81 KB, 1218x1680, 1603926465574.jpg)

That sounds awesome. Honestly would not mind being killed by any of my slasherfus.

No. 211925

File: 1635869630523.jpg (124.99 KB, 735x1011, 1634620985795.jpg)

i don't want to get stabbed or hurt, i just want to ride him while feeling his mask pressed against my breasts.
i want him just like picrel.
sometimes i want him with nothing but his mask and me being fully clothed. please grant my wish jesus.

No. 211950

File: 1635880206307.webm (Spoiler Image, 564.33 KB, 700x700, 65465656.webm)

helltaker is so fucking sexy. i love a quiet big man. i'd love to be his most dominate succubi and ride him even when he begs for me to stop.

No. 211981

File: 1635892333561.jpg (180.69 KB, 600x895, BecameMasteroftheVillain3.jpg)

These novel covers though..retarded horny posting in it's own right..

No. 212087

File: 1635961872840.jpeg (6.33 KB, 259x194, images.jpeg)

God I just want him to tie me up and fuck me stupid. I bet he'd be really smug and good at getting in my head

No. 212088

His pierced nipples took me out but I support you nonny

No. 212091

File: 1635964419394.jpeg (270.54 KB, 828x543, 22D7D7DC-EFCA-4388-A30A-67DCDB…)

I blame him for my taste in muscly brown men. I want him to fuck me while he whispers in my ear that I’m such a good whore and that my pussy is his and that I sound so cute every time I moan. Pissed off that all the F/M fix of him is 2012 tumblr tier “I am fucking crazy but I am free” bullshit.

No. 212098

I have long grown out of anime but these cheesy otome style fantasies that are stuck in the early 2000s are still kind of cute. Probably just nostalgia at this point. This overly romantic gothic style reminds me of disney princess movies and hotels at disney world lmfao.

No. 212099

File: 1635969363095.png (3.36 MB, 1334x750, D3F2E230-BB57-45EC-93F2-0C24A3…)

I want to fug norman reedus from the judas music video

No. 212113

All of you Vaas anons are turning me into a coomer

No. 212175

God I love him and he's the main reason I watch Better Call Saul

No. 212181

The men are hot the women have cool outfits and everything is shiny, how can you not love it

No. 212197

File: 1635998283497.jpeg (509.22 KB, 828x883, 87D7118A-BF6A-46BF-9914-1C0784…)

I may not be a Christian but I’d get down on my knees all day for father hill am I right ladies hahaheheh yeah I’d be worshipping that donger is what I’m saying

No. 212202

Late but I love this soooo much anon. Anons with autistic nonhumanoid crushes are far too advanced for this thread

No. 212204

File: 1636002456529.jpeg (39.77 KB, 678x452, DCB45337-9443-49CD-8FF9-83E1F5…)

Good anon, good. Let the horny flow through you.

No. 212206

File: 1636005725261.jpeg (618.5 KB, 828x814, 6AF2D994-BAC6-49F2-B87F-574D5E…)

I wanna press his titties together and go bwuwuwuwuwuahwawawawawawawawa between them

No. 212221

Bahaha I love you anon. Great taste

No. 212225

File: 1636026326514.jpg (55.71 KB, 920x579, media_E4Tp1nUUcAQuw_R.jpg)

I want to be stabbed by their big knives, if you know what I mean.

No. 212227

File: 1636026772563.jpg (Spoiler Image, 135.28 KB, 736x1041, d11369d5785e94543b100e56931923…)

No. 212239

File: 1636040298379.jpg (95.9 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Watching the new OTV video and there's a scene where Toast is slapped/thrown against a fence and it made me realize that I want to see him bullied more.

No. 212245

It's the same retard who kept joking and bragging that he is watching porn and spending all of his time on PornHub the second he broke up, started thirst DMing others and forcing a 'find me a gf' meme on twitter. streamers are pathetic

No. 212251

File: 1636055077594.jpeg (35.1 KB, 720x405, vaas-4f832.jpeg)

i just watched all of pyro's fat cry video and i am head over heels

No. 212271

nice pits

No. 212284

I want to take a razor to those pits

No. 212299


Ugh he is so hot

No. 212300

File: 1636077999307.jpeg (75.82 KB, 694x875, 0C6E3731-AE31-4183-A3FC-6E03DE…)

Sage for replying to a months-old post but I only just discovered my love for the Mandalorian lmao. I actually do really like Pedro Pascal and his stupid face (he looked really good in Game of Thrones) but I lust exclusively over a naked-from-the-neck-down Mandalorian lmao. I also love Reaper from Overwatch- stupid hot masked men!!! But I am SPERGING in a big way over Din Djarin right now. After just not having any crushes at all on anyone (not even my real-life husband lol) for like a year I suddenly decided to watch the show for the first time and something about him just awakened me. I even ordered a new massage wand which came in today and I sat by the door like a dummy waiting for it to arrive.
I'm trying to find a dakimakura cover with him on it but the only one I've found so far is fully armored and also has grogu on it, which is a huge mood killer. I think I'm just going to keep searching twitter for sexy fan art like a horny teenager and enjoy my vibrator while thinking about this guy being shy at an alien brothel but knowing he needs his needs met lol

No. 212363

File: 1636152292591.jpeg (57.67 KB, 459x399, FB0D20B8-A068-4044-A9A0-91FD55…)

I’ll never forgive ubisoft for making his arms so weirdly thin and gangly in-game and depriving me of my muscly pirate husbando in his full glory.

No. 212370

Unrelated, but I never knew he was only 5'6". Cute.

No. 212382

File: 1636170977452.jpeg (252.25 KB, 1080x1920, 7DC2695F-3899-4FA6-9307-68C97E…)

He’s ugly as sin, explosively violent and probably has innumerable STDs - and yet he is still so sexy. Need him (and Michael) in my bed, now

No. 212385

File: 1636172784370.jpg (Spoiler Image, 329.63 KB, 1188x2013, 4657487 - Huggy_Wuggy Poppy_Pl…)

I want him to hug me

No. 212395

File: 1636183039333.jpg (39.97 KB, 736x414, 2dc1a8bbf064f1c41136e33f026226…)


No. 212409

His cum must be rancid from smoking so much… i'd taste it

No. 212432

File: 1636225807059.jpg (225.27 KB, 922x1047, IMG_20211106_201002.jpg)

id suck Jotaro Kujo off daily and make a nutritious slushy with the cum and some ice
>and it would taste horrible which is better

No. 212546

File: 1636303031389.jpg (322.11 KB, 1400x2130, scottiehottie.jpg)

I want cyclops so fucking bad and i want to make him worse. There's just something about him that ticks all my boxes, i love lanky 'boy' scouts…and i love them more when they go off the rails

No. 212550

File: 1636305867423.jpeg (109 KB, 1000x750, 8AC2FB75-3C06-4FF2-9A3D-02B6A8…)

me and who at 90 years old

No. 212570

File: 1636320368815.jpg (57.84 KB, 894x894, d1df15ccf11465dce63dd5747cb253…)


No. 212571

File: 1636321043810.jpg (64.47 KB, 484x548, original.jpg)

that's just angles, anon

No. 212572

I’ve been on an insane Leon kick, no mortal man could ever compare. A full Dead By Daylight team of moaning injured Leon’s is heaven.

No. 212656

File: 1636376774287.png (837.22 KB, 1800x2250, 1631722350350.png)

An anon in /m/ once drew me this. Bless her.

No. 212729

File: 1636417673349.jpeg (489.71 KB, 1448x2048, EytYXx0WUAAkWQq.jpeg)

There isn't a week that goes by where I don't think about having hot retarded sex with this TANK. It's not normal how badly I want to to fuck him. I'm not even a hardcore Jujutsu fan but something about this man activated the horny pill in me. I can't remember the last time I desired a 2d character purely sexually this much.

No. 212731

File: 1636417761359.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 120.55 KB, 2048x938, Ep25DJkUUAACzOt.jpeg)

I also have to share my favorite fanart of him sorry if this has been posted before I don't come here often

No. 212732

File: 1636419259999.png (144.75 KB, 500x500, sheeeeeeet-pepe-pepethefrog-sa…)


No. 212734

god I want to bury my face in those armpits

No. 212736

File: 1636423505200.jpeg (21.08 KB, 241x209, DA00E8A8-F9DF-4E9A-B139-2E7BC5…)


No. 212764

File: 1636444293281.jpg (62.77 KB, 960x960, lord.jpg)

literally the prettiest man in video game history

No. 212791

File: 1636467061831.jpg (66.68 KB, 1200x675, Should-I-Be-Worried-About-My-A…)

I personally don't find him attractive but I have a thing for priests and getting rejected.

No. 212795

Where can we get more povs like this. Ladies pls deliver

No. 212833

File: 1636499340426.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.56 KB, 762x587, IMG_20211110_002452.jpg)

I'm attracted to his original look.
I want to fuck him till i get his [[BIG SHOT]], then cuddle his puppet body.

No. 212841

File: 1636502676735.jpg (Spoiler Image, 398.57 KB, 2000x2400, Off model idgaf.jpg)

I like that he's so small

No. 212848

File: 1636507513411.jpg (Spoiler Image, 352.3 KB, 1899x1057, I'm probably autistic.jpg)

He looks too pretty in your pic he kinda lost his (awful)charm lol, but nice art.
How small do you envision him tho? I like to think his face would be level with my bust, about 120 cm.
Not like he can smash his face in them without impaling me in the process which would be a good way to go.

No. 212849

>not wanting spamton to be crotch level height for standing oral.

No. 212850

that's fucking amazing too, but i want standing titty suck

No. 212855

File: 1636519245138.jpeg (94.97 KB, 1300x1500, e542d6.jpeg)

theres something about toji that just hits different

No. 212863

I just can't with this guy. He looks right up Nemu's alley and that completely ruins him for me.

No. 212867

File: 1636533369746.jpeg (469.92 KB, 828x1414, E9050839-1A5A-493A-BE74-36467A…)

Keep your eyes open nonnas. We might be seeing our big sexy pirate husbando again soon

No. 212876

He is in 3D now!!
Guhh…thighs…the garters…hnng

No. 212935

File: 1636589219685.jpg (72.64 KB, 1200x900, omni-man-1200x900.jpg)

Tbh Omni Man is actually hot but only because in my mind he is Henry Cavill with the mustache

No. 212936

File: 1636589277004.png (1.59 MB, 1920x1080, Henry-Cavill-Is-Perfect-As-Inv…)

And here is mt evidence to support my statement

No. 212940

I'm judging you but i also get it tbh, he's objectively hot

No. 212952

More like Tom Selleck

No. 212954

gakupo on steroids? cool.
finally convinced to play touken ranbu, THANKS nonna.

No. 212956

gonna have to disagree tbh, but only because i hate mustaches, square heads, and cavill. and idk anything about this character but he looks old.

No. 212969

File: 1636617091942.jpg (274.19 KB, 1200x1680, 0v1ckjxx0ix61.jpg)

>he looks old
He's a dilf anon, that's the point

No. 212981

File: 1636628253382.jpg (40.07 KB, 696x374, paprika_06.jpg)

paprika detective looking mfer

No. 212982

File: 1636628397443.png (335.03 KB, 411x567, sengooo.png)

FYI this is from the upcoming Switch game. But yes do get into it, there are so many excellent husbandos.
Can't wait to get the Switch game and upskirt this hunk

No. 212988

Not enough DILF appreciators in this thread. Omni Man is hot, people don't like him because he isn't a twink and isn't young like Toji or Ohma

No. 213001

File: 1636652572987.jpg (113.87 KB, 644x910, 310549d6b23ea293655fd95e3a43ef…)

need him to go down on me and then scold me for ruining his hair

No. 213015

Hnnggg yes, Dandy. His voice is silky smooth. He could do whatever he wanted with me

No. 213020

File: 1636663953165.png (687.99 KB, 1000x1024, Shokudaikiri-Kiwame4.png)

fuck i don't have a switch nor my PC can run yuzu..
i put my will within you to upskirt many sword himbos through your pilgrim.
anyway, i got shoku in my 2nd forge.
i'm not sure if it's considered lucky or not really, but i'm blessed.
now i want kogitsun. BOY he is so swol gazing at him will immunize you from PCOS

No. 213037

File: 1636674231017.jpeg (176.27 KB, 2048x2048, B480C1BC-46A8-477A-A434-FF2859…)

This could be you but you drank too much milk

No. 213044

this fanart is very cute

No. 213046

File: 1636691092517.gif (157.8 KB, 570x454, up.gif)

i wish that was me

No. 213050

i was excited for spamton because i have a weakness for little sleazy mfs but the creepypasta tier dark backstory thing he has going on put me off (of all things). he is cute though. you do you. if i was 14 i would have ate that edgy shit up.

No. 213052

File: 1636694807746.gif (820.5 KB, 320x180, 16cf01549079570ab04b4b320f95f3…)

I love this angry little manlet like you couldn't imagine.

No. 213062

File: 1636714275998.png (485.75 KB, 500x667, ed62283d43b0e5097e421c7d44a278…)

Haha great! I'm glad you have become a saniwa too! Good luck getting fox boy.

No. 213073

File: 1636728671988.jpeg (19.96 KB, 250x285, 623618ED-4C74-48DB-90C7-4CE3D4…)

I can’t believe I’m currently simping for a bland ass American macho man villain (The Jackal, far cry 2) that appears like, 3 times in a video game that’s 10+ years old. There’s literally no fanfic out there of him. His voice gets me idk. I have weird taste.

No. 213075

He looks enough like Jerma, just put the manlet in cosplay and he will literally be identical

No. 213077

File: 1636730927977.jpg (447.3 KB, 710x1370, 20211112_153758.jpg)

Pinterest was right to advertise a pregnancy support band in my Omniman search, the app knows how I be when it's me and Omniman.

We're gonna have to mop the windows when we're done fr

No. 213084

This post got me lol

No. 213096

File: 1636739749519.jpg (297.07 KB, 800x565, 87658763732.jpg)

Dan Mandel from Dan Vs.

No. 213097

File: 1636740962661.jpg (132.15 KB, 1983x1923, 4599239 - Deltarune Spamton.jp…)

bitch just shutup i'm gonna make a mess on my bed like this shutup mmh

No. 213106

File: 1636745548630.gif (768.99 KB, 498x454, spamton-spamton-g.gif)

when the [imposter] is [SUS]

No. 213110

not sure how long ago was the first time I saw you posting him but you seem to really love him huh, good for you.

No. 213114

This is the first time I’ve posted him here. So there must be another patrician Dan-lover.

No. 213117

well that's it you degenerates have convinced me to play deltarune. I played the demo like a million years ago and I don't remember anything but whatever. It better be good

No. 213124

I'm not sure if it's a predisposition or if I'm being corrupted but some of this artwork I'm finding of my husbando is sending me down a dark path

No. 213128

File: 1636764409801.jpg (101.94 KB, 1080x1069, Tumblr_l_413241915083464.jpg)

Are we allowed to post fic recs here?

Here's one for my Morganhoes

Arrest me later

No. 213142

File: 1636773121730.gif (3.02 MB, 640x488, pipis-jerma.gif)

GAME SO GOOD YOU WILL [[Kill yourself]]

No. 213157

I’ve only seen clips but I am surprised there’s no fic of him, I just assumed that was standard for FC antagonists. If people want to get gangbanged by the schizo preacher and his brothers from the fifth game, the Jackal deserves some love too.

No. 213174

Yeah I’m surprised there’s nothing of him. I guess it’s because he wasn’t as ‘present’ as Vaas, Pagan, Jospeh and now Anton (whom I also all like kek.)

I’m working on it though. Guess if you want shitty self indulgent fanfic of a niche character, you gotta write it yourself.

No. 213194

Who is he? Spill

No. 213207

I've posted him before so I'm too ashamed to be specific. Maybe when I'm less sober.
The degeneracy in question is torture/bondage/rape shit. Not femdom though. And I'd never want to do that to someone, it's just nice to look at.
I've been trying to rationalize what the appeal is and all that I can come up with is that these are the only scenarios people draw that register to me as nonthreatening. If he was portrayed as a masochist I would find it gross and creepy, though.

No. 213211

File: 1636845199347.jpg (50.31 KB, 564x796, a49be0bfd86e24f86516c6e6a42642…)

i wanna sexually bully this retarded brick wall so much

No. 213247

File: 1636871589861.png (Spoiler Image, 554.41 KB, 699x786, thang.PNG)

I haven't even played the game and I know this one is off model but you'd like him if you tried him non.

No. 213277

I am retarded-horny for a 3D man who I have projected onto so much that at this point he's pretty much an imaginary husbando. I want to tease him sexually for being such a sperg and watch him cutely fumble social interactions. I want him to tell me about all of the things he's been reading and praise me for being smart when I ask an insightful question. We could live together like two house cats, just so comfy and doing our own thing separate from anyone else. The real guy is literally an impossible and retarded crush for many reasons, but in my head I imagine that we are the same age and that he is my boyfriend who loves me so desperately. No man will ever live up to this, but these little fantasies are all that keep me going. I have created my own hell and now I must live in it.

No. 213282

I relate so much…I see u

No. 213300

File: 1636936045706.jpeg (16.98 KB, 128x128, 2F93A024-D936-4E8D-9CE8-C30C56…)

>tfw i want to write tonnes of really realistic horny fanfic but i’m a virgin

No. 213309

damn i wish i was a deformed and
infected flap of skin just so i could manhandle this poor sod

No. 213322

Realism is overrated. The fun of fanfiction is that it's fantasy and anything is possible.

No. 213325

File: 1636960720633.jpeg (18.35 KB, 336x336, Erasmus_rotterdam.jpeg)

Never stopped me.

No. 213397

File: 1637029196393.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 3464x3464, 6127FBA4-40B8-4C1D-8C3C-2E3739…)

Disclaimers: Haters will say it’s photoshop, Graphic Design is not my passion, Picrew was a blessing to me and a curse to the world
Because I’m on my period, I like to think of my husbando Diluc, I think it would be nice to have him put his really warm hands on my belly because it helps me with the pain, he would get me some grape juice, warm chamomile tea, comfy pillows. He would play with my hair and then he would be constantly worried about me because he doesn’t like seeing me in pain, but he wouldn’t say so, so he would just hug me so tightly that I could feel my back creaking under the pressure.
He would give me a nice massage, lots of kisses and we would be wearing some absolutely adorable matching pajamas with our initials.

No. 213401

File: 1637031342580.jpg (149.71 KB, 1170x658, darkonbirthday2021.jpg)

He's edgy but i'm really attracted to him

No. 213442



No. 213443

File: 1637071496382.jpg (131.54 KB, 1920x1080, 6ab9a98761bc0fbca7992b188fc1f8…)

I need him

No. 213450

fuck, where do you get that good fanart from? damn. thanks for the food.

No. 213481

OK I guess it best fits in this thread. All day I've been thinking about this guy I casually fuck, and one particular time when we had sex on my bed. He was so horny, he was panting, like I have never had anyone be so hot for me before, he's so brutish and animalistic, damn. And so far, there has been no limit to how long he'll eat me out for.

Anyway, he has a big body, like a heavyweight boxer. Not fat, but like thick and muscular, huge forearms and hands. Hairy chest too. Not my usual type actually. After sex though, he laid down a towel and sat on my floor while I laid on my bed, and he hugged his knees and looked up at me with a furrowed brow and apologised for being so sweaty. He looked embarrassed and self conscious and fuuckkk it was so hot to see a guy that big in that position, damn. I'll arrange to see him this weekend I think.

No. 213486

I like to fantasize about some scenarios but I never can imagine the guy clearly, but now I've started to put my husbando in every scenario I think of, it's been so much better I don't know why I didn't do that before. So what if it doesn't make sense that we live in space together
You're so cute I love you

No. 213489

i think this is more suited for the sexual fantasies thread but it doesn’t really matter. good luck getting your back blown out soon nonnie!

No. 213492

File: 1637100166642.jpg (59.37 KB, 564x614, 52dd00c92c916184be848c7ec36e92…)

patrician taste anon, V is perfect

No. 213495

File: 1637101256229.jpg (148.5 KB, 900x1200, harry_warden.jpg)

astoundingly based. masked guys make me feral

No. 213509

File: 1637109842736.png (174.16 KB, 508x502, 1529818218264.png)

No. 213510

This reminds me of that guy on 4chan's oekaki who drew gay porn of the NME Sales Guy from Kirby.

No. 213517

File: 1637113963253.png (417.19 KB, 1600x1600, 2117376_nudieroodie_spamton.pn…)


No. 213521

omg post more

No. 213522

File: 1637115584838.png (155.45 KB, 254x585, 1531071966772.png)

No. 213523

I miss the Nemu thread, that shit was bazongas

No. 213525

File: 1637117641705.jpg (22.52 KB, 790x503, frank.jpg)

I can fix him

No. 213527

No. 213532

KEK this reminds me to a girl I knew from Tumblr who had a crush on Turbo, I know for sure that she wasn't Nemu, but holy hell, makes me wonder how many people are into that character.

She was very funny, artcows aren't that interesting anymore, I hope that she eventually makes a comeback or something.

No. 213534

File: 1637123779013.jpeg (423.59 KB, 2007x2048, FD4SxRyXsAc2gSr.jpeg)

No. 213540

All four members share the same case of herpes.

No. 213558

Now this is what men should be for.

No. 213559

File: 1637142561954.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.07 KB, 500x750, tumblr_njqkw5IqPN1r7ggnqo1_500…)


No. 213565

This man looks like a small town starved history teacher

No. 213567

Nta and I don’t think he’s sexy but I hate how accurate is your description.

No. 213571

File: 1637156372019.jpg (397.65 KB, 1280x845, tumblr_7f81e117b9e35b55f8455cf…)

No. 213583

kek anon

No. 213584

File: 1637164804193.jpg (309.01 KB, 736x1181, 785528e8a290591a835abfe06a2508…)

Two threads and nobody wants to talk about 7'6 emo sexyman with his broad shoulders and long thick legs? Ok

No. 213589

Doesn't look huggable enough.

No. 213590

nta but this is the problem with short women taking OUR men. not huggable TO YOU!!!!!!!

No. 213591

>no dave strider
Fake and gay.

No. 213592

>broad shoulders
>long thick legs
I'm…interested I would like to read Berserk but i'm too much of a pussy

No. 213594

File: 1637166045826.jpg (209.24 KB, 736x1040, 4485ae9948c06005bede66b1b9618d…)

NTAYRT, but I'm >>213584, I'm 5'5 and he is ABSOLUTELY huggable

Do it bitch, he's so vulnerable

No. 213597

KEK just as he should
Why is komaeda not seated at the big boy table in front? This is outrageous

No. 213604

I meant the full plate armour with knives and spikes on it…take it off!

No. 213607

This man could destroy me if he wanted to. I couldn't fix him but I could offer him temporary comfort… with my body.

No. 213609

File: 1637174310620.jpg (191.5 KB, 735x642, a045c7e25427807a94ecf53785dd35…)

He has big sexy muscles under all that

No. 213610

Literally 7'6, his cock must be the length and width of a Pringles can

No. 213615

File: 1637177402465.gif (1.96 MB, 268x268, download (11).gif)

my cute husbando raiden please be nice to him or he;ll cry

No. 213619

File: 1637179003854.jpeg (12.61 KB, 225x225, 85F1811B-B322-4F84-9CA0-7BA5F0…)

He’s cute, he reminds me of these crying cat memes.

No. 213629

I played MGS2 about 200 years ago and have found memories of naked Raiden. Did he become a robo later on?

No. 213632

File: 1637182951213.jpg (45.58 KB, 624x352, 10 22117.jpg)

Yes. In between the events of the second and fourth game, Raiden went on a mission to rescue Sunny, the daughter of the Russian lady. Then he was captured by the Patriots and they removed most of his body and replaced it with cyborg bits. He learns to just live with it, kinda

No. 213633

File: 1637185727330.jpg (272.75 KB, 2048x1140, tumblr_55ba65383247829694cb78a…)

dream 3some idc idc

No. 213650

Cute as fuck

No. 213651

File: 1637189105772.png (1.53 MB, 3000x1000, image (2).png)

Have you guys seen the fucking GK daki's?

Oh my god I'm so jealous anon. Words can't explain. Please update in sexual fantasies or /ot/'s positive thread if the weekend goes good too

No. 213675

File: 1637192789517.gif (3.39 MB, 400x417, tumblr_8d0524fbaf3cb881469d39a…)

same here nonna, it doesn't help that they both bring out the degen fujo in me. remake made sephiroth so blatantly horny, what with the wrist grab, sensual whisper, and marriage proposal in that scene.
>tfw sephiroth will never lead me to the edge of creation, take away my migraine headaches and invite me to defy destiny with him
why even live?

No. 213684

the WHAT
jesus h christ if i were still single i'd buy all three and rotate them weekly
also why does ogata's look like you're sexually assaulting him

No. 213711

File: 1637209207282.jpeg (419.03 KB, 800x672, 47a1af63745882fc78173132bb731a…)

Harry Warden is so criminally underrated. That opening scene in the original movie is straight-up gas mask fetish porn.

No. 213722

File: 1637219284943.jpeg (83.23 KB, 1001x1000, A1C6FB77-DB51-43C9-868B-540209…)

I was in and out of sleep last night and one of my dreams involved being tied up by these Squid Game dudes…I already have a thing for masks so I guess my subconscious knew what I needed. I was never even attracted to them when I watched the show.

No. 213729

tanigaki is so awkwardly posed

my condolences go to tsukishima nonas

No. 213730

aren't these characters gay? or least made by a gay man for gay men?

No. 213735

The author has a wife he’s just a man with his third eye unlocked

No. 213738

Closeted gay people exist, you know

No. 213739

yeah and? who cares enough to speculate about an anonymous mangaka that harps on about his wife. Not like you’ll ever get a confirmation

No. 213742

How annoying, I can’t remember the dream I had last night about my husbando and I’m pretty sure it was great. I just know what Diluc was following me around like a lost puppy and that he held me from behind by the waist when some dude was talking to me.

No. 213743

File: 1637238608440.jpg (92.76 KB, 1122x712, i'm your wet dream.jpg)

No. 213744

kek those are so funny, I want to see a picture of some richfag buying a shitload of them and building a throne with them or something like that.
since it has been drawn by the based author himself, even his daki is in character of course. or did you think he would enjoy getting touched by strangers?

No. 213753

go back to twitter

No. 213763

File: 1637249449998.jpg (376.07 KB, 2560x1518, ErOHmscXcAEK1wW-scaled.jpg)

they did not have to make him so hot

No. 213764

File: 1637249868046.jpg (66.74 KB, 558x1080, V.jpg)

white hair V is on a whole other level

No. 213807

What a waste. Look, he even had nipples in a PS2 game!

No. 213831

File: 1637278778051.jpeg (364.05 KB, 1114x1072, 9D6E5A2E-01E5-4F81-9671-F60746…)


good taste anon. i love his neck tattoo and borderline horny in-game sounds, i’m always conflicted between wanting to fix him and wanting to slap him around and make him cry


legion/frank from dead by daylight!

No. 213833

File: 1637279217779.jpg (54.06 KB, 1280x720, w2rcggslmhq21.jpg)

Right? I want to ride him while he attempts to recite poetry for me and laugh when he messes up.

No. 213839

File: 1637282382930.jpg (215.13 KB, 1280x1280, 1637272887136.jpg)

I think about this picture everyday

No. 213840


Nona where is this from?

No. 213841

File: 1637282727090.gif (1.72 MB, 245x245, download (24).gif)

True but I still love my penis-less depressed robo-Raiden as well

No. 213842

Devil May Cry 5

No. 213843


Thank you!

No. 213863

I am looking disrespectfully

No. 213864

File: 1637294699709.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.7 KB, 735x530, 034f2cafbe6d03f8d6ede2f4d220d3…)

might as well buy his daki

No. 213866

Now this is spicy.

No. 213891

what's going on here?

No. 213899

File: 1637322168419.gif (2.98 MB, 268x350, タイムファイヤー.gif)

twf no cute skinny misunderstood goth bf

No. 213956

>i’m always conflicted between wanting to fix him and wanting to slap him around and make him cry
My god I hadn't even thought about the second scenario, thank you so much for this

No. 213988

File: 1637379420155.jpg (355.12 KB, 2048x1979, rubi.JPG)

yup! i blushed a little…a lot.

No. 213998

File: 1637388860883.jpg (31.4 KB, 500x750, 9f003b8b-da04-4342-95a7-0a08b3…)

I could feel my face getting hot. I just got his NECA figure and the suit has velcro all the way down to the crotch. I want to undress him, but I don't know if it's possible with his belt and I'm too afraid to ask.

No. 214027

omg it looks so cute! congrats

No. 214046

File: 1637431503378.jpeg (124.84 KB, 749x499, 7A2163D4-D893-4DB2-AD71-5D5321…)

I’m a motherfucking shameless poser, I don’t care anymore about how easily I fall in love with pretty anime guys, but he’s so pretty! Look at him, admire his beauty, my new darling, sweet beautiful sword boyfriend.
I want to lay on a blanket while the cherry blossoms are blooming, he would ask if I’m okay and I would tell him that my back is killing me, he would laugh with his adorable laugh and tell me that he can give me some cool ancient moon medicine and that I should trust him.
He would put some nice smelling ointment on my back and give me a massage, then he would tell me that sometimes an orgasm could help with the pain, and he would lick my pussy until I cum, he would then let me rest with a comfy silk blanket as he prepares some tea for me, the fancy kind with a flower petal floating in it, and he would tell me to please drink it hot.
So I would drink it and I would burn my tongue, and he would get all fussy about it, I would tell him that I’m okay and he would ask if he would kiss me better and I would of course tell him that yes, I want to intertwine my tongue with his during a cozy afternoon as the cherry blossoms’ petals fall around us.
And we would kiss and caress each other, he would get hard but he wouldn’t say anything about it because I’m his saniwa and he only cares about my well being.
And it would be amazing. Le end.

No. 214054

That sounds amazing nona, I want some cool ancient moon medicine as well.

No. 214071

File: 1637442773321.jpg (108.51 KB, 657x1032, mu-vblFiJKkTVAjfhjZDWd8lRJQmnO…)

13+ years and i am still not over this beautiful man

No. 214078

File: 1637444459287.jpeg (151.18 KB, 1280x720, EAD376CE-8E68-43E2-981C-F45578…)


thank you for using a picture of his original face anon, i feel like they ruined him in the remaster

for me it’s always been auron, i wish i had an undyingly loyal warrior monk bf with a deep voice who’ll protect me with his life (and death) </3

No. 214090

File: 1637447720608.jpg (846.13 KB, 1488x1988, 1634441373854.jpg)

Thanks! I'm really happy with him.

No. 214116

Idk whats happening in this pic but i want to see his polygon penis

No. 214150

File: 1637492807101.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 294.28 KB, 1803x1733, FF1D09E9-D11B-4125-95C6-4D41C5…)

am ashamed to say i played and finished deltarune for this character and have been getting femdom fixated on him. i feel like the komeda anons.

No. 214156

I don't understand what is happening with his body but this being final fantasy, I figure there is some sepiroth crazyness going on

No. 214160

File: 1637505906976.jpeg (55.99 KB, 500x395, AB5A03AF-4198-4D28-9944-A2D319…)

>Sepiroth craziness

No. 214177

She's assuming there's alien, one winged angel shit going on. Wake up anon.
He's half human half elf so good guess.
The faces in the OG PS2 version are so much better. Great taste. His hair is silly as fuck but he can still get it.

No. 214234

Fuck yes

No. 214247

File: 1637573118939.jpeg (192.82 KB, 960x1280, 00E2A06D-4947-40CC-AE8E-660E5E…)

I’m so mad. I had a dream about masturbating to the thought of being fucked by Michael Myers. Why couldn’t I have just dreamed about being fucked by Michael Myers?

No. 214249

File: 1637573454390.jpg (93.79 KB, 736x1104, 50706f315807cba9817f5842e0588b…)

He could bend me any way he wanted to. Bust it baby let's mop these windows

I had a dream like this and I don't understand why my own brain would do me dirty like that

No. 214269

File: 1637595070904.png (685.19 KB, 847x663, tonbotiddy.png)

Dios mio he is big…the tiddies are big…the pom poms are so lewd too

No. 214270

File: 1637595300166.jpg (845.73 KB, 1414x1000, EXD7VxjUYAAwG_H.jpg)

It makes me think about what else is big it's his heart

No. 214317

File: 1637620964362.jpg (41.71 KB, 1190x671, First day by SufferTears on De…)

sometimes I go on the game and just run around the police station just to hear him panting

No. 214320

File: 1637623145150.jpeg (1.35 MB, 1235x1592, 91C18337-DF63-4122-8888-F6426D…)

I NEED this man to let me touch those tits, lick them. I need to lick those abs and make my way down to that mf cock. I need him to rail me, repeatedly. Day and night. Til my coochie hurts. I am soooooo thirsty for this man. Why is he so perfect I need to rub my bergina on his legs and dry hump him which I bet are so hard and muscley.. I bet his peen is so girthy and fat, uncut, beautiful brown member with a silken texture. Delicate pubes scattered across the base. I would suck it, Please god, if you are real you will send him to me

No. 214333

File: 1637629299489.jpg (124.95 KB, 800x400, Yakuza-Online-Ryuji-Goda-Han-J…)

ryuji's scar makes him so hot in my eyes

No. 214334

wait is that Neymar?

No. 214394

File: 1637677950785.jpg (104.03 KB, 498x618, eded0fbc05943c2a8a317c5cc5dbe8…)

God I want him. Pringles can length and width pp

I think it's your turn to use the window mop, jesus anon. I get it though

No. 214484

File: 1637708123556.jpg (19.17 KB, 348x400, s-l400.jpg)

Love (Yeah), I said real love is like feelin' no fear When you're standin' in the face of danger (Hey)'Cause you just want it so much A touch (Yeah) from your real love Is like heaven takin' the place of somethin' evil (Hey)
And lettin' it burn off from the rush, yeah, yeah (Fuck) Darlin', darlin', darlin'
I fall to pieces when I'm with you
I fall to pieces
My cherries (Hey) and wine, rosemary and thyme
And all of my peaches are ruined
Love (Yeah), is it real love?
It's like smilin' when the firin' squad's against ya (Hey)
And you just stay lined up, yeah (Fuck)

No. 214487

No. 214559

File: 1637768049545.jpeg (43.41 KB, 680x672, 8A952554-D8D5-4316-852B-8A3C65…)

>be me
>browsing ao3 erotica
>find hundred chapter long m/m series and accidentally get super invested in a side character
>character is not even part of the main ship
>become obsessed w/ this random ass character
what the fuck

No. 214610

if his shoulders were a bit wider he'd be so perfect

No. 214630

File: 1637816894884.png (Spoiler Image, 569.57 KB, 600x700, jiwo.png)

i want to sit on his face. i'd say i can fix him but the only thing that would need to be fixed is the gambling addiction. that was probably borne out of financial insecurity otherwise he's the perfect man.

No. 214794

File: 1637915758510.jpg (132.12 KB, 800x1024, E5vPcqQUUAIdNuo.jpg)

All I want is for him to hold me in his big strong arms and bury my face into his chest while he kisses my forehead.

No. 214847

File: 1637949835681.png (Spoiler Image, 258.12 KB, 532x1080, ddzilcf-ec2af154-cda5-467e-a72…)

I think its because he reminds me of Jack Skellington, my first husbando from childhood. inb4 some zoomer screeches at me that this character is aSeXuAl.

No. 214849

File: 1637951036187.gif (663.14 KB, 400x300, makesweet-y2j2uk.gif)

So sad he barely has any fanart, fiction or even official material. The Netflix adaption is gonna ruin him if/when they do season 2.

No. 214851

File: 1637952236251.jpg (92.06 KB, 784x1024, cowboybebopmovie2.jpg)

I never even saw the movie but I saw concept art of his design and was quite smitten.

No. 214904

File: 1637966421973.jpg (83.16 KB, 550x778, 8f3ccf2b9adf0773593223380e2321…)

Who is he? I'm obsessed with this body type. I have no idea why everyone is obsessed with twinks. Even in anime, the big strong body looks way sexier than the normal thin anime guys

No. 214942

chris redfield from re

No. 214948

Anon who posted about Jet and deleted, I see you and I appreciate you.

No. 214969

File: 1638001012260.png (1.73 MB, 1345x1565, My_Hero_Underwear.png)

BIG SNIFF on Aizawa and Amajiki

No. 214970

tokita ohma
manga is pretty niice

No. 214975

File: 1638003332907.jpeg (88.4 KB, 600x450, CF395279-4EEA-4B66-B7C7-CC90E4…)

movie was shit but the crazy horny rockabilly man made it worth watching

No. 214985

sage since it's kinda old but I wasn't expecting to see AQ3D here, but yes I also agree. I want Darkon to wield me like that axe while fucking me

No. 214998

File: 1638020268442.png (3.06 MB, 1536x864, eso64 2020-10-24 21-16-25.png)

I'm still thinking about the vivec statue's thighs. I'm sure they chose this camera angle when viewing it just to taunt me

No. 215046

File: 1638050593619.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 2568x3216, Arisugawa Dice.jpeg)

No. 215048

Hnng thank you for this Dic(e) pic.

No. 215052

I want to lick his hips

No. 215056

File: 1638065302153.jpg (172.15 KB, 1920x1080, fulp3i3g01v71.jpg)

they announced a new borderlands game and im already in love with this slut

No. 215089

File: 1638095046158.jpg (142.82 KB, 1080x1080, c61663af54259cbb535503255a382e…)

nonnas the thirst is killing me seriously fuck hormones

No. 215091

File: 1638095445165.png (387.93 KB, 531x620, Shaw_Han_npc.png)

Reminds me of an edgy version of this idiot.

No. 215096

DMC5 is the gift that keeps on giving

No. 215115

File: 1638113811079.jpg (109.64 KB, 782x1106, Charles_Baudelaire_normal.jpg)

This is Charles Baudelaire. He could show me his flowers of evil anyday.

No. 215117

File: 1638114189049.jpg (Spoiler Image, 631.21 KB, 1200x1088, Untitled.jpg)

No. 215137

File: 1638122808727.png (357.04 KB, 400x605, 400px-Jolyne_Infobox_Manga.png)

I really DO want the Jojos to gangbang me raw, OP how did you know? Especially Jolyne omfg I'm so excited for wednesday. (the handcuffs go on me she's just holding onto them for safekeeping)

No. 215139

File: 1638123161115.jpg (30.96 KB, 250x250, Tumblr_1f97901b8707b7d05436fb8…)

Gyro and Johnny are so hot together OMFG I haven't even read part seven yet, I really hope at some point Johnny mouths off and Gyro slaps him in the face and he cries, no idea if that'd be in character for either of them cuz tldr the manga.

No. 215140

File: 1638123339334.png (76.82 KB, 360x360, Revy_Full.png)

OMFG I want Revy to fucking kick me and beat me up until I'm black and blue and bloody and call me horrible names (too horny to think of an example)

No. 215142

File: 1638123571602.jpg (805.68 KB, 2048x2048, FFRfhK7aMAEX8dP.jpg)

Jolyne is so fucking fine, can't wait to see her animated!

No. 215150

File: 1638126926794.jpg (151.2 KB, 1200x1180, c57037d211e5acc4e7ad9c95f71bff…)

i have a gross desire to fuck johnny and watch how his legs don't move. in my headcanon he is paralyzed from below the dick.

No. 215151

File: 1638127074054.png (522.75 KB, 500x662, dcha8dwkozs31.png)

on that note, diego. i know he's a rapist but DAMN BOYEEEE

No. 215153

I think it's canon that he can feel his dick cuz he has a canonical fetish? idk though this is the same anon who didn't read the manga

No. 215154

File: 1638127518106.jpg (284.25 KB, 1280x1479, 85e486fc025ccaedc6548a234b794c…)

a few years ago I had this online friend who was super horny for Dio and she always posted about masturbating on her public blog for some reason and one time she sent me a video of her using a dildo also for no reason and I wasn't into her in that way but I have a thing for thinking about other people (or characters, usually tbh) masturbating, so I get horny whenever my friends mention it even if I'm not actually into THEM which is weird tbh but now whenever I see Dio I think of her even though hes not my type and yeahhhh

No. 215159

File: 1638129158999.jpg (174.79 KB, 850x1097, __johnny_joestar_tusk_and_tusk…)

i read part 7 like 2 years ago so i don't really remember, i do remember some fetish he had but not if it was ever confirmed he has feeling in his dick. he does procreate but i think a paralysis dick can still be stimulated to orgasm, the owner just doesn't feel it. but either way, on the astral plane johnny can feel it and is a total slave to me while i ride him.

No. 215170

how can anyone masturbate to this shit? his chin looks like it would stab your pussy if he ate you out

No. 215175

File: 1638134905694.gif (2.52 MB, 400x225, c8f493ebbca3bcf362ac492d84e177…)

this game was just made for the ladies

No. 215177

V is such a sexy slut i was disappointed to find he wasn't his own character

No. 215215

File: 1638148971713.png (180.05 KB, 720x800, Unit_Cioccolata_and_Secco_(Cus…)

if we're jojoposting, i want these two weird fuckers to sandwich me

No. 215236

File: 1638155509374.jpg (112.93 KB, 816x1080, 1ff7f06cd6688f384fc817dc112e08…)

I want to be sandwiched between Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu so badly

No. 215241

I'm so fucking horny it's ridiculous. I keep getting turned on by stuff like walking by the condoms and lube section at the grocery store or seeing AA batteries (because they go in vibrators). Is this really weird??

No. 215242

File: 1638158566676.jpg (164.39 KB, 1080x1080, Jolyne-Kujoh.jpg)

I want Jolyne to slap me across the face and pull my hair so bad omg

No. 215246

i want to trib with her

No. 215284

same my period just ended and im the horniest ive ever been in my life its so strange

No. 215307

File: 1638198594526.png (67.93 KB, 200x315, NobitaNobi.png)

whenever one of these little fuckers gets posted all I see is the kid from doraemon in different colors

No. 215308

KEK anon I knew they looked familiar somehow, thank you for this

No. 215316

File: 1638216671596.jpeg (389.67 KB, 1050x1607, 1BDF4010-FB9D-4AB1-86C2-D8E959…)

I would download the fuck out of this car as long as I get to ride his robot dick.

No. 215325

File: 1638221808534.png (1.69 MB, 828x1200, TheGang.png)

I see some JoJoposting here, then I want to get gangbanged by them. They're so fucking gorgeous got nice titties.

No. 215332

mostly i want to be in a threesome with mista and bruno

No. 215334

I want fugo he is so cute and angry and inb4 anyone says that he is underage, I was 17 when I read vento aureo and I like him since

No. 215354

File: 1638238814649.jpg (152.06 KB, 496x750, tumblr_715a9e0d578f5187cbc8a34…)

The Stone Ocean anime is coming out AND my new vibrator is being delivered on the 1st, I can't fucking wait. If the post office fucks up again and doesn't deliver my vibrator I'm gonna die.

No. 215410

File: 1638292975041.jpg (44.97 KB, 735x510, 1638226421550.jpg)

An anon posted him and i fell in love, he's the hottest man I've ever seen, he looks so feral and strong

No. 215422

File: 1638299606558.jpg (328.56 KB, 640x480, hl2_ru_hdr_19.jpg)

i need him

No. 215431

Yees anon, same here <3 Good tastes

Irl he's in a relationship with someone like 20 years younger than him. Threw all my attraction to him out the window
when I found that out

No. 215433

File: 1638304268384.png (203.31 KB, 700x394, 1638303353902.png)

She's so hot, i want her to bully me like the nerd i am and be her servant
I don't judge anon but he kinda scares me

No. 215441

File: 1638309788197.jpg (91.89 KB, 1280x669, viktor_stan_arcane.jpg)

I've never been into skinny, sickly dudes until this man. I want to obliterate his pelvis with my hips.

No. 215454

both hideous

No. 215460

File: 1638315419453.jpg (1.51 MB, 2121x2651, columbo.jpg)

I've got a weak spot for curly hair. also I think he would treat me right

No. 215469

I just wanna squish some man tiddies.


No. 215484

File: 1638325911658.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.85 KB, 736x938, a45da3f2a5243af4cb2fd47fe020df…)

I want to kiss his bloody wounds and scars until they heal. He'd have a pretty emotionless face, but maybe he would let some soft whimpers and moans as I clean his blood. I want to be the only person who is allowed to see him at his most fragile state.

No. 215485

File: 1638326523230.jpg (16.69 KB, 400x400, Gf8PR9zT_400x400.jpg)

I could fix him by fucking him in the wheelchair

No. 215488

who is this? he looks punchable in a hot kind of way

No. 215496

File: 1638333144130.png (296.96 KB, 883x832, tumblr_p7gzpxUpdx1vf7a7vo1_128…)

Izuru Kamukura from Danganronpa.
He's so cute and dead-like, but both the games/anime and the fanbase barely pay attention to him, life sucks

No. 215497

i don't know this dude but this image is very hot

No. 215514

File: 1638341410015.gif (3.6 MB, 400x301, 28444671-515B-40F2-9066-732DEF…)

he’s so goddamn cute I wanna kiss his nose and slap him around a little in bed

No. 215526

File: 1638346446657.jpg (207.17 KB, 2560x1089, 4850-the-dark-pictures-antholo…)

I would very much like to ride him. Jason's yeehaw ass too.

No. 215550

File: 1638361176261.jpeg (245.54 KB, 1200x831, 86939D34-A2C8-47C1-9C91-262634…)


good taste anon. rachel had the right idea having two loyal soldier bfs fighting over her

i also loved jason and salim’s slow burn enemies to lovers arc

No. 215581

File: 1638386922581.png (32.85 KB, 683x187, cedric.png)

I worry that someday this will happen to me, and I'll be serious kek

No. 215582

kek it took me a while to figure out that this is a vidya character and not live action

No. 215586

I think i've developed a fetish for ESL guys trying to speak about sexual things and being bad at it. My current guy has only rudimentary english and says shit like "I want to make fuck with you" and "I make you pregnant" and wew lad, it gets me hot af. Especially when it gets extra heated and he switches to his native language, aaaahhhh.

Where can I find material for this? It feels too niche but also I feel wouldn't be too uncommon?

No. 215623

File: 1638416416224.gif (4.15 MB, 541x240, tumblr_847826f99a6016edc848534…)

oh god same… i hated jason at first but he gets cute and his model is so trashy-southern-hot. i love salim too. he is so cute

it's a little scary how realistic games can look now

No. 215649

>i gave a woman 100 husbands and this happened

No. 215728

File: 1638485114987.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.22 KB, 800x967, 3534379 - Dante Devil_May_Cry …)

wanna ride his face so bad, good lord

No. 215796

File: 1638538164942.jpg (652.54 KB, 1866x2756, 219058.jpg)

I thought he was the least hot of the dmc 5 guys but omfg your pic changed my mind. Picrel is my favorite dante tho

No. 215863

File: 1638569842313.gif (2.15 MB, 498x364, 62422C72-79C7-48EB-8117-6EFAD9…)

I will never forgive tiktok for making me fall in love with this short king. The last two years I really haven’t felt much for men but god damn does this fucker make me flood. The thoughts I have about him are primeval. He wouldn’t even have to do anything; I’d let him lay there while I do all the work. It hurts too because he seems… attainable.

No. 215877

File: 1638573623937.jpg (365.35 KB, 1380x2044, 20210522_182109.jpg)

angel devil is so beautiful…i'm in love

No. 215885

No. 215888

exactly kek

No. 215890

Josh Kiszka. Just FYI I did not know either, 99% of the time if you google search by image you will get the answer in like 1 second.

No. 215902

Oh anon he has a beautiful smile and his puffy hair is cute, i'm in love

No. 215907

The worst game with one of the best Dante designs, such a shame.

No. 215909

File: 1638594004554.jpeg (32.52 KB, 400x400, 9DF13B58-A93D-49EB-9162-E26ED4…)

I want Ansem with his deep, evil, regal, hypnotic, KH I voice to back me up into a corner and shit talk me. It would be an absolute honor.

No. 215910

Good choice Anon. I want to be her shady business partner

No. 215925

File: 1638617088031.jpg (52.01 KB, 563x751, 11f46105faa2bcd6c7c5c780376c43…)

OK but long hair vergil though…

No. 216011

File: 1638666215485.jpg (93.9 KB, 475x680, ec1a5406e552075a99a3d85df70c2e…)

I want him to stardive his lance into this pussy

No. 216019

Damn, I'm definitely picking dragoon now

No. 216020

File: 1638670721163.gif (1.85 MB, 540x300, tumblr_oaiy6irkvM1tmp8rdo2_128…)

I'm super late for the thrist but HOLY FUCK Reigen's hot. He seems pretty talented with those hands of his and the fact that he has hairy legs is kinda sexy.

No. 216048

That's nasty.

Do you have more?

No. 216051

File: 1638696116699.jpg (66.52 KB, 736x736, 78c212932ac605c8269c5cb5565936…)

No. 216055

File: 1638701694693.jpg (644.86 KB, 765x990, der21vh-4188f2cc-c1e9-4542-a42…)

the husbandos in this game are all top tier tbh

No. 216057

File: 1638705065977.png (552.42 KB, 720x985, integra_hellsing.png)

Not an husbando but god what would I let her do to me

No. 216061

Waifus are welcome too. Good taste anon.

No. 216065

he looks like tyler1 with hair

No. 216069

God anon same. I'd be her servant any day.

No. 216073

Where is he from anon??

No. 216082

File: 1638719628331.jpg (Spoiler Image, 556.61 KB, 900x1350, 4512944 - Dante Devil_May_Cry …)

sup nonnie

No. 216083

File: 1638719643750.png (1.78 MB, 1284x2008, tumblr_ffa80e37e6d9c165dbbe3b8…)

best Yagami

No. 216088

Wear some proper shorts at the gym grandpa, geez.

No. 216089

File: 1638721501812.jpg (257.41 KB, 1080x1080, final-fantasy-14-estinien-ffxi…)

No. 216090

File: 1638721578955.jpeg (554.62 KB, 1748x2480, D_RtD3tUwAIEvbh.jpeg)

I want to make Dwight from DBD soooooo much worse. I want to guide him on what to do and turn him into a h*rny monster.

No. 216092

File: 1638722018352.jpg (1.7 MB, 1160x1764, 40770096_p0.jpg)

if you need me, i'll be in my komasturbatorium (masturbatory komaeda-themed mind palace)

sorry for reposting, picture quality was garbo and he deserves so much better. i love you so much angel

No. 216152

File: 1638738973980.jpg (261.54 KB, 664x794, 82557352_p5.jpg)

I'm finally getting some of his merch, I'm so happy

No. 216168

File: 1638745078466.jpg (Spoiler Image, 922.33 KB, 4096x2016, daki.jpg)

Anyway. Spamanons I prefer make it rain.

No. 216169

Is this a joke or do people actually buy/sell these?

No. 216171

File: 1638747386950.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 54.84 KB, 666x1198, 317dc0736af8917dc6787fa8d9d3ae…)

No. 216173

Reigenfuckers are a powerful demographic, great taste. You'll really enjoy the final season if you haven't finished the manga yet.
I'd really, really prefer if I couldn't understand the appeal, but I do. Godspeed, nonnie.

No. 216181

i know this was posted ages ago but who's the artist? hrgg he's so pretty

No. 216193

File: 1638761297239.jpeg (57.44 KB, 700x1167, 9E53A9CE-3DDF-423F-8B1B-6E665F…)

i want him to tie me up

No. 216208

File: 1638780273054.gif (10.99 MB, 336x336, godowntownandeatitlikeavulture…)

I was watching a video about FC antagonists and they played Mando's audition tape and he literally was just in that room sucking on his fingers like an absolute whore. Literally just looking at him turns me into a complete coombrain

No. 216227

I still can't believe she was written by a male, she is such a great character.

No. 216229

This but making romantic love instead

No. 216238

File: 1638796760466.gif (5.95 MB, 540x300, tumblr_96d6f210613398d42811bab…)

posting his brother to balance everything out. i want to feel his smile against my pussy

I wanna pinch his nipples so bad

No. 216253

Oh dear. This guy retweeted my art once. I didn't realize how coomer he makes everyone become.

No. 216284

File: 1638824958959.jpg (220.4 KB, 484x750, 1638535410380.jpg)

this pic makes me feel things

No. 216290

File: 1638828225859.gif (2.9 MB, 290x384, Tiddies.gif)

Please put that beard on my pussy then full nelson

No. 216292

dang anon he's hot asf, name?

No. 216294

File: 1638830976026.png (129.81 KB, 1200x725, ilyjiwoon.png)

I hate how much I want him

No. 216295

File: 1638831584422.gif (4.95 MB, 540x304, leon .gif)

ntayrt but Carlos Oliveira from resident evil, I'd sell my soul for a threesome with him and Leon

No. 216310

File: 1638835709760.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 116.37 KB, 600x593, C2BEFE09-743D-4705-88D1-8E8AAF…)

I really want to fuck Albedo.

No. 216312

he looks like he cant cum unless his dick was electrocuted

No. 216330

File: 1638847809557.jpg (55.29 KB, 674x891, EbJVFKtXQAIWUic.jpg)

i can't stop thinking about overhaul hes been chilling rent free in my head for months now. i wanna see his pathetic, disgusted, but mostly exhausted face after taking the virginity he absolutely still has with less than enthusiastic consent (though i guess not being obliterated by his conflicted touch is close enough), and then (gently, slightly) suffocate him between my thighs. i want to make him cry & then comfort him because he is my treasure. but then i also want to suffer some form of folie a deux with him & merge with him into some hideous thing because i'm the only person he's not disgusted by & he ISNT disgusted to eat me out after practically bathing in other peoples blood. i am never not horny because of this. i am a mess and it's chisaki kais fault.
there are too many spamton fuckers in this thread for me to feel shame so thank you ladies in particular for that

No. 216336

Where is this picture from!

No. 216339

How can you tell?

No. 216341

File: 1638869139008.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.69 KB, 735x414, 6a5bff9466c90663c5acf6d3616357…)

for your eyes only, nonnie

No. 216352

I found it on rule34 I know, I know, I was desperate, I saw a bunch of ugly shit too

No. 216426

File: 1638932467164.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 462.12 KB, 754x923, 998.jpeg)

I want all of the Jojos, but part 3 Joseph especially. I keep imagining everything he could do with his stand in the bedroom…

No. 216490

File: 1638984756914.gif (7.28 MB, 448x498, reigen-arataka-drinking.gif)

>Reigenfuckers are a powerful demographic, great taste.
Yes even Studio Bones thrist over him as well.

>You'll really enjoy the final season if you haven't finished the manga yet.

Have never read the manga but I'm really enjoying this series so far. I love seeing more anime Reigen.

No. 216503

File: 1638990103014.jpg (87.97 KB, 707x1080, 2019-by-star-academy-bzdf9afvw…)

This is the only freaking time I've seen Link looking hot and manly in this outfit. Fuck anyone who doesn't draw him like this

No. 216527

Cringe tranny taste

No. 216528

Manly? Anon what are you smoking?

No. 216530

he finally looks his age and its very sexy

No. 216554

Thanks, at least someone gets it.

No. 216567

File: 1639045789671.jpg (476.46 KB, 1404x1404, DzDrHcSWwAAZIth.jpg)

I don't know, I think I've seen Gerudo Link fanart where he looks way more manly.

No. 216591

File: 1639064116971.png (315.11 KB, 404x720, 70894cc8-0571-4160-9e1d-200b2d…)

God I want him to read me the entire Bible every sigle day

No. 216593

Really? I only ever see trannyshit

No. 216603

File: 1639066806896.jpg (606.15 KB, 2000x1800, 1613923381291.jpg)

I will never get over my Hetalia phase. I will love him and want him forever.

No. 216605

Russia is way too hot. I remember him being one of my husbandos.
>tfw I will never get wrecked by his huge Russian dick.

No. 216610

File: 1639069935372.jpg (565.59 KB, 848x1200, 1615748743786.jpg)

Fuck I know, right? He's still my #1 anime husbando after all these years.

No. 216612

File: 1639070148991.jpg (188.79 KB, 1440x900, download (5).jpg)

Here you go

No. 216635

File: 1639074550155.jpeg (28.98 KB, 739x415, ED30AA65-53CC-48E0-931D-4001B9…)

I wasn’t looking hard enough and at first I thought this was the guy from doom patrol kek

No. 216642

File: 1639075960302.jpeg (183.45 KB, 600x876, E5E91238-83BA-4E9D-8480-C1277E…)

I love that mix he has of cute and hot.

No. 216657

File: 1639078660259.jpg (459.18 KB, 1215x1563, 1621359888003.jpg)

Exactly. He's that yangire ideal. So versatile.

No. 216692

File: 1639086497803.jpg (93.46 KB, 700x1000, a1feb8c1b0fbac1835c498daa2c321…)

good choice, but I like picrel better

No. 216706

File: 1639090273984.png (Spoiler Image, 198.27 KB, 540x513, 9a66bdaab0e65241a9ce5fd51bf4b8…)

this but with turkey

No. 216716

Based Hetafags. It really has something for everyone, doesn't it.

No. 216737

File: 1639107181190.jpg (55.99 KB, 600x600, Russia - Axis Powers_ Hetalia…)

No. 216743

Incredibly, unbelievably based taste.

No. 216766

File: 1639131988265.jpeg (46.57 KB, 500x379, 79A1320D-0D76-47F8-A29B-3FE3C5…)


anon i love you and i feel your pain. i’m such a coombrain i literally started playing dbd just so i could see him and listen to his voice lines

i also love all the slutty outfits you can put him in lmao

No. 216813

theyre all wearing scarves…farmers truly are women of taste

No. 216827

File: 1639173631607.png (3.41 MB, 2591x3624, 82381079_p0.png)

Great taste anon!

No. 216829

File: 1639175087454.png (1.92 MB, 3381x2000, 79405621_p0.png)

For me it's him. He's just so cute and handsome. I also have an admiration for Japan besides anime.

No. 216839

I LOVE MY HANDSOME AND ADORABLE HUSBBAND SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I want to go to some world where we exist together and lay my head on his chest and feel his breath on my face. I just had to get that off my chest I will not post him so I don't embarass him.

No. 216884

File: 1639220597158.gif (10.98 MB, 560x640, kisskiss.gif)

I want to sit on his lap while he plays games and play with his cat

No. 216897

i am going to retardedly hornypost
every single voice actor in dark souls sounds sexy as all fuck and i want them to dirty talk me while they also do that dumb fucking laugh in my ear. i am losing my mind

some others

No. 216906

File: 1639234854394.gif (1.96 MB, 594x348, DMC.gif)

I love him

No. 216912

Seriously whoever did the voice direction must have known what they were doing. I even get turned on by this.

No. 216923

Damn, I didn't expect those kind of sounds from Dark Souls of all games.

No. 216926


No. 216927

No. 216939

File: 1639254441050.png (595.1 KB, 631x960, qWx8o1y549.png)

aahhhhh he's so perfect, isn't he?
I love him so much

No. 216956

I love this guy's voice and I wish we would have learned more about him. His voice actor dubbed other dudes in following games, notably Djura in Bloodborne.

No. 216957

i sooo wish you could do that same rose throw attack as him ingame. it's so stylish.
>"no, i can tell…you need me more than ever."

No. 216968

>"ah, still human are we? Then I'm in luck"
And then he fucks the dark soul out of me (idk I've never played Dark Souls but I want it like this awooooga)

No. 216994

Fucking yes, the moment I heard Leonhard's voice? Panties to the FLOOR
>dumb fucking laugh
mhmm need more of this in ER. Soulsborne games are an underrated treasure trove of husbandos.

No. 217037

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i love seeing my fellow slasherfags itt <3 is anybody else way way more into them when they're like… dead? part 6 jason onwards (but especially part 6) and nemesis from resident evil are hot as fuck lol(<3)

No. 217054

They don't call him Marvelous Chester for nothing.

No. 217063

File: 1639333316572.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.27 KB, 922x2048, 4402289 - Adios_(artist) Frida…)

I see Jason and my heart skips a beat, I'm pathetic lol. To answer your question, Jason is hot as fuck in 6, 7, and 8. I love the attention to detail that 7 has where they include all the major damage he has taken over the franchise. Part 6 Jason has dat ass though, and I love how he collects the parts of his outfit throughout the movie. I just want to feel his exposed spine and chest muscle.

No. 217065

File: 1639334289897.png (1.51 MB, 1920x1080, ornstein.png)

I have never even played Dark Souls, but I want to fuck Ornstein (while he wears all the armor).

No. 217070

You reminded me of this book I read in skyrim https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hallgerd%27s_Tale after I read it all I thought was God I wish that were me

No. 217074

I am so into knights, armor on, no face showing. Hot.
Dark Souls has a lot of good ones.

No. 217080

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No. 217081

File: 1639338132750.jpg (Spoiler Image, 266.64 KB, 1500x2000, 1547459374618.jpg)

kek nona that same exact thought was what led me to play the games in the first place, ornstein is so cool
now im even deeper into the armor rabbit hole theres no escape

No. 217096

File: 1639340775173.png (336.7 KB, 1400x831, deuxusx-ee20761f-cac4-49a5-997…)

I can't believe I have a crush on a silly Newground artist's OC.

No. 217128

The actor who plays my husbando noticed me on IG this morning and I nearly died from anxiety. He watched all my stories and liked a photo of mine after I tagged him in my stories.

I’m telling myself it probably wasn’t really him but his IG isn’t very active. Anyways I’ve been sweaty all day and I needed to tell someone.

No. 217129

Really? Who is it?

No. 217131

Isn't that artist an edgy poltard though?

No. 217132

And an edgy /int/-tard, yes.

No. 217134

I found a mod that makes him nude and it turned me into a coombrained cavewoman.

/int/ is just /pol/ lite.

No. 217137

File: 1639360839394.gif (89.6 KB, 220x122, 96D024E3-0473-4885-A477-804900…)

I’ll never say. You’re not supposed to tell people your wish or it won’t come true kek. He’s American so there’s a chance we’ll be naked in the same room together at some point.

No. 217165

File: 1639390508713.jpg (342.79 KB, 684x1155, Ex_I9EoWgAcqZAF.jpg)

I've had a fantasy armor fetish for a while (thanks Sauron) and Dark Souls just made it worse. There's a moment in the third game when two Darkwraiths are roaming the swamp, and out of nowhere I got so fucking horny imagining my character getting two-timed by them, I think I even purposefully lost against them just to fuel it.

No. 217170

I owe you a great debt nona

No. 217182

You should play it if you ever get the chance, it's a pretty cool game

No. 217195

File: 1639415702847.webm (593.62 KB, 640x360, sorryjannies.webm)

the darkwraith grab makes me go so ooga booga monkey mode its unreal
theres just something so intimate about it…when the player's arms go limp it's just. hff

No. 217200

Oh my, I thought you were just exaggerating, but the way he falls on top of the player. I can feel my face is red.

No. 217223

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Where has this thread been all my life? All the time i was hornyposting in my head, unable to speak? Finally i have found a place where i can be retarded

No. 217258

File: 1639433736990.jpg (69.21 KB, 885x476, E7_Vc5ZXMAIaGDn.jpg)

I'm not done with the main story so I won't post spoilers, but so far Endwalker has really dialed up my Zenos brain rot to 20. I want him to do unholy things to me after a battle and I would like to do unholy things to him in return.

Maybe just a little spoiler.
That scene where he body-jacks the Warrior of light? God I wish it lasted longer. There wasn't anything inherently sexual ABOUT it but man… the possibilities.

No. 217264

I really wish he was a woman. He has the Exact look I love in women but his whiney voice and scrote-like mentality saddens me

No. 217276

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I recently met some person who was imitating my husbando on some site I frequent and bantered with them as they were "in character". They're really good at playing my husbando, like, I often can't find fanfiction with half as good an interpretation of the character, so I was entertained to the nines when talking to them. After a bit of back and forth we eventually became friends out of character, and although it's nice, I won't lie… I fucking miss the stupid LARP. I actually looked forward to it and deeply enjoyed it, but I know I can't just ask for it again because that'd be cringe as all hell and completely out of nowhere. They know I'm a self shipper for the character too, and I don't want to accidentally give off the wrong impression. Why the FUCK was I cursed to be a yumejoshi, anons? I feel retarded as all hell even just typing this.

No. 217284

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No. 217295

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I want to shut him up with my kisses whenever he acts jealous and clingy. I want to watch him get flustered and blush when I call him cute and handsome. He'll pretend to act shy and tsundere when I seduce him but he's actually eager to let me have my way with him. I'll make him suck my tits and pussy until he's out of breath while I tease his hard cock. He'll fuck me exactly how I deserve to be fucked, with strong but gentle thrusts as he runs his fingers over my clit, making me cum over and over again. Then he'll hold me in his arms while I nuzzle up against his beautiful bara tits. Need my sexy demon of greed model bf to take care of my pussy.

No. 217323

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Being a yumejoshi is pain anons. I can't stop daydreaming scenarios with my husbando, I just want to snuggle with him, caress his hair and then kiss and lick his abs and pecs, while slowly moving towards his dick which i'm going to lick til he cums a nice, thick warm load. I will milk him, then he would softly finger me while whispering very raunchy stuff in my ear it would be so nice but he doesn't fucking exists, what's the point? why live? it's not fair

No. 217335

What you need to do is get your ass on f-list

No. 217336

Joshua is posted so much here that I feel better about loving polygons from a 10 year old game. He is literally ideal and I love him so much. It's so fucked up that he isn't real. I even started looking into Van Buren bc I wish he had a bigger part in New Vegas and it makes me feel worse that he'll never be in anything ever again.
I feel so fucking stupid, but at least we're not alone. The way his face is covered honestly adds to his appeal. I just hate how moids talk about religion constantly on anything about him, they don't love him like I do. They don't get it.

No. 217337

>why live?
To live a good life for him and create works that celebrate his image. Husbando/waifu having eventually gets to a religious point if you get deep enough into it. As long as you're living a fulfilling life and doing your best, he'd be proud. even if we all are on lolcow

No. 217352

Soldier is amazing, he is an idiot, has huge muscles and willingly strips naked and covers himself in honey at random times AND is lovey dovey to his girlfriend, what more can you ask for from a man

No. 217353

It’s gotta be pyro for me

No. 217361

i havent gotten around to playing new vegas yet, but with how many people love joshua here im tempted to share this to anyone that still hadn't known about it: https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/69190 dont let ur dreams be dreams

No. 217362

File: 1639485290121.gif (2.64 MB, 400x225, M100.gif)

simply the fact he's blind but also extremely cocky makes me wanna fuck his brains out

No. 217379

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Russia looks so soft and warm, I wanna fall asleep on his chest.

No. 217383

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He will keep you you nice and safe from General Winter

No. 217387

File: 1639498046470.jpg (753.88 KB, 1082x1087, 1606695073022.jpg)

How are all of the mercs so endearing and attractive. How did Valve do it? My personal favorites are Medic and Pyro.

No. 217396

File: 1639500488371.jpg (Spoiler Image, 131.04 KB, 500x695, see-full-frontal-bravery-1-100…)

I want a threesome with Soldier and scout

No. 217401

File: 1639501582242.jpg (322.39 KB, 1280x720, 1616715906742.jpg)

I like your varied taste nonna

No. 217405

Ouch the medic one bark bark

No. 217419

I respect that! Honestly, if I had to pick a XIV waifu I'd probably go for Fordola or Sadu… there aren't a lot of women in the game that are my type that I've found, outside of those two and probably Merlwyb.

Unfortunately I'm SUPER into the fact that Zenos is just a little off his rocker about the warrior. There's something about the yandere-ish, stopping-at-nothing-to-have-you-and-you-alone fantasy gets me going.

I also want to cuck Asahi just a little bit.

No. 217438


Owen is super hot! I don't care if he looks like a skelly, he's gorgeous and seems super attentive to the women he works with. He has a natural handsomeness mixed in with the tattoos/scars and it really works for him!

No. 217450

File: 1639516651026.jpg (230.52 KB, 1600x900, modified_family_photo_by_uberc…)

Aaaahhaha nice
Which one do you like best

No. 217457

File: 1639518467400.jpg (47.56 KB, 1024x576, _sfm__muscle_pyro_by_sharpe_fa…)

Did somebody say pyro?

No. 217460

I want to undress and then get in my pajamas right in front of my husbando as he lays in bed. As soon as I lay down I'd get felt up and kissed to oblivion. It's so milquetoast, but I need it so bad.

No. 217474

File: 1639525783869.jpg (314.54 KB, 822x1100, 63896348_p7_master1200.jpg)

I have been in love with Toki for 15 years. He is perfection. I used to draw cringe chibi comics of me becoming a Klokateer just to get close to him.

No. 217480

im more of a pickles gal myself but i also feel and support this…

No. 217482

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Pickle a cute. I realized I have no art of just Toki and Pickles interacting.

No. 217483

Based, I used to do the same with an old husbando. Not really horny comics tho.

No. 217489

Are you me? I loved Loki and I would also draw weird comics with him. I'd self insert as a pre-existing character from another series and ship them together.

No. 217492

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I wish I still had mine. Maybe I do somewhere and I would have to dig them out of hiding. It would be fun to share them with each other. I'm curious what you nonnies were dreaming up. I remember one where I was dressed in my Klokateer outfit guarding a hallway, then Toki comes walking by and I pounce on him, complete with GLOMP in huge letters. I decided to see if there is any art out there within the same vein as my dumb comics, and I found this. I know it's silly, but God I wish that were me.

No. 217496

File: 1639532238663.jpg (83.81 KB, 500x716, 7cda957e-c5ff-4352-8edf-28d34e…)

I hate how his DLC ended up being the shortest. I wanted to do more quests for him… and he doesn't have much fanart, in fact most of my recent husbandos don't. I guess it's up to me

Brb reinstalling FNV

No. 217549

File: 1639563336022.jpeg (168.71 KB, 759x1200, 9A3F38CA-1D92-4C11-9191-3A03B9…)

Why must he be so sweet

No. 217552

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Bruh I know that exact bonfire you’re talking about

No. 217570

File: 1639580267795.jpeg (241.08 KB, 2048x1536, 969918AA-825D-4C54-ADE4-FE3F64…)

Kek i just found this screencap i took of an overwatch short and i remember laughing over it like "that would absolutely be me I’d be the first one fucking the omni"

No. 217574

kek anon

No. 217582

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Look at that face and butt, I want to squeeze it

No. 217583

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No. 217586

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sorry, i don't see it. he set the bar too high for me.

No. 217588

I like smaller asses OK. That Jojo guy had a hilariously big one. I bet the animators had fun with that scene.

No. 217589

well I HAD fun with this scene. hnng can't stop imagining how i would squeeze that ass while he rails me against the wall. i want to pull his beautiful hair too..

No. 217591

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Meanwhile I'll be in my citadel spanking Kikkou for being a naughty boy.

No. 217595

File: 1639592031379.jpeg (25.32 KB, 739x415, ECA6598E-67BB-4183-B51F-0AABFC…)

Hell fuckin yeah. I’m so mad there’s like 0 good m/ofc fic for him. I’ve had to take matters into my own hands and write fix for myself for the first time in 3 years.

No. 217602

File: 1639593732837.png (744.31 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_ozmh474lXg1vkcwrko5_128…)

this but with scrapped concept art zenyatta

No. 217609

File: 1639596213041.jpeg (100.19 KB, 811x1200, B1CF9873-A412-43F7-8CAF-240C84…)

Oh that reminds me I recently found this pic, it’s from horror manga and holy shit, yeah, the bandaged face makes it

No. 217615

Watch the movie (careful, some scenes are hard to stomach) and I think you'll fall even harder for him

No. 217622

File: 1639602415383.jpg (49.38 KB, 345x512, unnamed.jpg)

I don't know who this cutie is, but he looks like a nerd so i want to bully him and make him eat me that's it

No. 217624

File: 1639602937532.jpg (25.09 KB, 751x497, a26fdd5e794525a29aeca698f159af…)

My new husbando, thanks for posting him anon

No. 217639

Mine would be us playing DDR together or petting cats. It sounds normal but it was super cracky because of the pre-existing character insert. I wish I could find mine too but they were in ancient sketchbooks. He's really the best boy

No. 217647

I only drew myself once with megatron, I was giving him a cupcake, I was the little red ridding hood and he was the wolf, how I love that fucking silly story.
But if I had the artistic skills to draw fanart, I would draw myself with my husbandos doing chores at home and such.
Gosh, I just remembered some autistic LARP I used to do with a friend in school, I used to pretend I was sharpening Link’s sword and giving it back to him so he could go adventuring. I would definitely draw myself doing that.

No. 217655

lord nonnie my beloved you have given me a beautiful thing, now I understand why japanese twitter is crazy over him

No. 217659

Possibly the most retarded thing ever, but I'm in love with Robot Chicken's version of Boba Fett

No. 217661

kek nona thats some sincerity i can respect

No. 217664

eh I don't know about that considering he's a child rapist

No. 217680

he’s a WHAT

No. 217684

Did you really need to bump the thread with your twittertier response? Just Google the fucking manga.

No. 217726

File: 1639657143233.jpg (56.05 KB, 564x556, a9022b5fb3dcff520e7d95e3770986…)

You're welcome fellow nona of taste!
Kikkou is like retarded hornyposting: The character.
But my favorite thing about him is how excited he is to come back to you when he has been on an expedition.

No. 217731

Nonna I’m not attracted to the character, only the drawing. The design is great. Fangirling over this would be like fangirling over the shit that comes out of ito’s amigara fault

No. 217744

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I want to be one of his devoted Umbra Hands that he pays special attention to. I want him to experiment on me. I want to touch his tail.

No. 217747

who are these two supposed to be??

No. 217748

File: 1639668460701.jpg (500.51 KB, 1200x740, ESJg-mbWkAEngom.jpg)

Bondrewd and one of his Umbra Hands from Made in Abyss.

No. 217794

File: 1639686189938.png (65.74 KB, 191x137, tumblr_ozmh474lXg1vkcwrko5_128…)

bondrewd seems so insanely hot but im hesitant on looking into made in abyss since…you know
is it worth it

No. 217806

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If you're apprehensive, maybe not. If you're a degenerate like me, absolutely.

No. 217833

It's really ((like that)), and the author is very much ((one of those)). I don't see an issue with appreciating a character outside of the source material. Like, I have no idea who the buff black-haired slut from Jujutsu Kaisen is, but he's hot as fuck.

No. 217844

maybe youre right kek, if i read it i might just end up killing his appeal for myself
its a shame since i heard the work as a whole is pretty nice but only if youre able to overlook the pedoshit, i guess not everything has a wide target audience though

No. 217849

Its really captivating the story and art is great but yea total stereotypical japanese nonce coombrain
In my opinion its worth a read

No. 217853

I hate that I like some parts of MiA, I wish Bondrewd and Ozen were in another manga.

No. 217898

File: 1639714941960.png (243.33 KB, 573x750, 5C8D05BD-E95D-48C7-AD0E-8EAEDF…)

assuming you’re talking about this guy: he’s not a slut. he’s just crazy

No. 217905

medic and engineer can light my candle

No. 217907

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i want to ride his dirty schizo face mmmmmyep mhmmm hhhyeah

No. 217925

File: 1639726561056.jpg (59.97 KB, 1280x720, what a fucking LOSER!!!.jpg)

are you the same anon from crystal cafe?

No. 217928

nta, but if she's a serizawa enjoyer, she has ascended taste.

No. 217941

File: 1639736819582.gif (2.88 MB, 498x277, tesso-judgment.gif)

i can't be the only one

No. 217968

summoning this emo bitch in my dreams

No. 217969

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forgot pic

No. 218001

File: 1639763641135.jpeg (433.5 KB, 1200x1753, E4355777-E17D-4750-828A-B34C55…)

first it was jorah

No. 218006

File: 1639763994221.jpeg (529.26 KB, 1250x1365, EDECB50E-CEA7-4F02-892A-1E4121…)

then it was baelish

No. 218008

File: 1639765583694.jpg (37.76 KB, 1162x632, 20211217_122009.jpg)

The only man I'd be a housewife for, hnnnggg.

No. 218010

File: 1639766401738.jpeg (74.45 KB, 1136x640, BB1DF27F-F6D5-4B53-A8A3-24991B…)

<3 yamaken
he was so much better and more complex than that mary sue cliche AF ridiculous main guy it's not even funny
I was rooting for him and everything about how that anime ended pissed me off and I ended up hating all the characters

No. 218012

File: 1639766715543.jpeg (12.68 KB, 300x168, 4D1270B8-230D-4732-B9EF-CD7380…)

hot voice
love the hat