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The dream I had about David Mitchell fucking me on the empty set of Qi is in my top five best sex dreams. I will defend this attraction to the death
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i want to peg his ass so bad anons
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Bong here, can someone explain to me why people from other countries (mostly America I guess) find British men so attractive? And for those who do, is it just upper/middle class men from the south like London or ones from other areas too?
It's because American people perceive britbongs as clever and gentle compared to their own American counterparts.
I'm from Ireland and they do something similar to us. American guys think Irish girls are all fiery wildflowers holding a bucket on a windy hill with our curls blowing gracefully in the wind.
They're attracted the the "good" stereotypes
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I'd ride Noel Fielding more times than a stolen Nissan. The whole quirky artist thing really does it for me. Plus, loooove that he has old punk flair
the replies already prove this concept doesn't make sense nonny
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I've had a thing for Reece Shearsmith for nearly 20 years now. He was especially handsome when he was younger but I personally still think he's hot as fuck now that he's over 50. He's shorter than me which would usually put me off, but idgaf. He's pretty imo.>>178345
Ahh we meet ago Mitchell-anon. I was the other anon who had the David sex dream. His eyes are so dark, they're kind of scary but in a way that it flips into being attractive. They're very striking.
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Not to be "that" girl, but I have to say Benedict Cumberbatch. It has to be said. It HAS to.>>178401
We meet again, David-anon. Weirdly I too have a thing for Reece Shearsmith
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Paul Hollywood can get it
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God I feel this but with Julian Barratt too, they both looked so cute during their early comedy days on GAS and other gigs in the 90s and especially on the Mighty Boosh.
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Omg I was CRAZY about him back in high school/college when I was into BBC Sherlock. I don't really follow him as much these days (he's kind of weird now tbh) but I still look on him fondly because he reminds me of a time when my taste in tv was simpler but made me happy, kek.
To contribute: Domnhall Gleeson. I hated the latest Star Wars movie but his character getting injured and snivelling made up for it
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Anon, you're right. Julian Barratt can touch my fanny
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Nice thread, Nicholas Hoult is my contribution. I've had a crush on him since Skins and it's still going strong all these years later. >>178417>>178425
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the icon himself
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Joseph Gilgun, always plays the alcoholic/drug addicted bastard with a heart-of-gold, I love that
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Fell in love with him in Chatroom.
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I clearly have a type.
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Gabriel byrne, who played professor bhaer in little women
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I hate that I initially draw a blank on famous english guys I'm into, I'm so uninterested in my countrymen, jamie dornan is alright though. I like americans lol I prefer american accents. I guess it's a case of the grass is always greener>>178448>touch my fanny
I winced at this. I hate the word fanny kek>>178432>i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me
I get it, rather them than any southerner>>178455
he's so cute, I need to finish hannibal
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Andy McCluskey, that beautiful cokehead is my waifu
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and i posted lee mack in the other thread, he gives me a huge boner
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Pink Floyd boiz
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Mike Wozniak. I hate facial hair, but he's the exception.
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I just realized 2/3 of my top TV crushes are from the UK, I didn't realize I was so susceptible to them
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rip his youth
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Morrissey. Even though he was (and still is) and epic virgin who looks like he would take Dark Academia aesthetic seriously, he still looks kinda dorky cute
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a man so wussy he got beat up by robert smith and retaliated by sending 50 pizzas to his house
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Rik fucking Mayall.
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I’m guilty of only wanting to get a Disney+ subscription so that I can watch Loki.
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I met up with graham once, he is so qt in real life
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reece and james winning gbb <3
i like this episode because andy is in it but sean is pretty cute back then too
(can't embed because not youtube plz don't ban me jannies) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7edehf
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Sean Lock (or Jasper from Twilight?) is pretty good looking. It's a pity he isn't funny. You never see him on panel shows these days
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I know he gets called 'sloth' and he's not classically good looking at all, but Greg Davies does something to me especially now that he is older and has the glasses. It also doesn't help he's an ex teacher and he's 6'6". I'd like to sit on his knee while he told me off and held me with his big hands. >>178544
It made my day that they both won. James is so lovely. I would be devastated if it came out he'd done something bad.
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He was so handsome
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How dare you lmao. Liam was beautiful
I have, yes!
I need to give a rewatch since the current season of Taskmaster is making me feel things for Mike Wozniak that I was not expecting lol
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I’m so sorry
Dan and Phil… and I think Phil is the one you’re describing haha
They’re YouTubers who were more popular in the early 2010s
Why ftm anon? I thought it’s very normy to like them. I didn’t like them back then but atm i think they both look their best. >>178632
Bless you ♥
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The lines on Tobias Menzies' face are mesmerizing
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Watch the wine show if you haven’t already!
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I went into it knowing that I would get a resurfacing of feelings for Lee Mack but did not expect them for Mike
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The Kooks was my 00’s - 10’s crush
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i'm just going to ignore what's going on in the dumbass shit thread
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Remember Jamie from Bake Off?
My mum actually pointed out to me that he looks like someone I'd fancy
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You killed the unconventional male attractions thread by making this one. Idk what that says about british men.
Also Richard Armitage in The Vicar of Dibley made me feel some kind of way. So sad I can't find it anywhere online to watch
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Adding Greg Davis to the growing list of people I didn't know I wanted to dominate me. Imagine his headmaster character from the Inbetweeners, just a big mean dude who could call you into his office to beat you with a wooden ruler
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This guy, Linus Roache. I first saw him in the show Vikings as King Ecgberht and holy shit does he play that regal, weary, pragmatic yet charming role perfectly. Blew the other actors out of the water tbh. Some you just immediately know have theatre training and sure enough he used to be in the Royal Shakespeare Company. They bring a sense of charisma and gravitas like no one else that's seductive regardless of how they look. I don't think he's unattractive now, he looks pretty good for a man in his 50s, but damn was he a fox when he was younger. Played a priest too, which happens to be my fetish.
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I need you
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yes, you can call me anything you want
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I'm not sure how none of the Doctors have been contributed yet. I had a huge crush on Matt Smith back in the day, and David Tennant is just cute in general
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Matt Smith looks like the puppet from that Interpol video and I can't get over it. sry.
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Kevin O'Reilly is a beautiful leprechaun
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He was so cute, so sad what he went through>>178510
Anon I'm so jealous of you! I hope you know how lucky you are>>178699
I am shamelessly extremely in love with this sexy ass man and I wish he would croon romantic songs to me every night
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i used to find him cute but i feel like his looks went downhill the past year, he was cuter in 2019
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I don't think if this is right thread for this, but I've noticed that English men either tend to be 1)Uber Masculine guys with granite Jawlines 2)Weird Looking weasel Men 3)basically ogres
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We should make that a game. Pick a masculine, a weasel, and an ogre, but the catch is that you have to be willing to date all 3>>178787
Henry Cavill is something special. God, that jawline and THAT body? What a special combination. He is the only man I can think of who is equally as hot with and without his beard
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do these guys count as weasels? these are the only types of men I like
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Aiden Turner. He used to play Poldark in… Poldark. I was actually surprised to find out he was born in Wicklow, Ireland.
My definition of a weasel man is like a not-broad shouldered bloke with skinny wrists and a thin head. Maybe a big nose and some shifty eyes too.
My definition of a Weasely man is a ginger who is a stage 5 clinger in friendships and tries his best at magic
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Masculine = Oliver Jackson-Cohen
Weasel = John Robins
Ogre = Danny Alexander
I think Danny Alexander could be a weasel but my only other choices for ogre were Johnny Vegas and Boris…
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>this thread in a nutshell
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Ugh yes, he's so freakin gorgeous it hurts. Thanks for reminding me to start watching Poldark right away
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I made mine a collage.
Robert Pattinson = Masculine
Mark Watson = weasel
Peter Kay = ogre
Also, saying and replying to myself: Bob Mortimer is definitely one of my weirder crushes but he’s just so bizarre but also charming and I love him.
Honestly; I find all of s5 of Taskmater’s contestants attractive in some way. Especially Aisling (but as this thread is reserved for Lads!posting, I will refrain from posting her)
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weasel vibes…i've never even heard of this show
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Michael Collins was Irelands leading Daddy Dom
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God bless this thread. I've had an obsession with monty python for a year now and only here will I admit that a big part of it is that I find them all incredibly attractive. I've sperged about eric in a previous thread so here's michael palin>>178375>>178417>>178507>>178517
great taste anons>>178756
kek, are you the same anon that compared someone to that puppet in another thread?
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look at the babies
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Where on this chart does PhilosophyTube pre-transition fit?
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I wanna kiss his non existing lips
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He and Hugh grant are the reason I love this movie
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James Acaster. I love him, he's so weird
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Alex Wyndham is pretty much a nobody (though he was in Rome) and seems to narrate mostly trashy romantic audiobooks these days. His voice isn't anything special either, which is a shame since he was super pretty when he was younger and looks a bit like Lee Pace otherwise. A great, unique voice is the number one turn on for me.
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David was so damn hot as The Doctor, with that hair and his suit. No wonder all the fangirls loved him. And he's just a handsome guy in general, and i really like how he's so nerdy and dorky irl, that makes him more attractive
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I scroll all this way and not a single mention of Andrew Scott. Horrible. Look at yourselves
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I loved him as Moriarty and he is an amazing actor in general, especially in theatre.
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Brian Molko was so incredibly beautiful when he was young
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He was so good in fleabag
That’s a good gif
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I loved David Tennant's hair in Staged. All of it. The chest hair was especially nice.
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I wouldn't say strangely!
nayrt but perfect examples. also, Oliver Jackson-Cohen could get it. definitely in the top 1% of model hot men walking around this island>>178811
ugh this gif. he was gorgeous on being human>>178817>big nose to rub clit when he eats pussy
lmao, yet another reason big noses are superior>>178971
only as this character though for me. didn't do much for me in his dark materials
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chapman was the best one, can't wait to see him when i go to hell
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Carey Elwes. Just found out he is British, and good God have I had a crush him ever since I watched… er, The Crush
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Always thought I was crazy for preferring Howard over Vince in the Mighty Boosh. Glad to see others appreciate Julian Barratt too.>>178464
Used to not get it during the Twilight era, but he's grown on me over the years.>>178499>>178509>>178884
Yes to all of this. I was going to post Syd before scrolling past that post, but I guess I'll post a more questionable crush. Keith Flint.
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Oh good, I'm not the only one. Still thought he was cute even as an old dude.
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I thought he was handsome. He was a cutie in the 80s/90s with his long hair, but this version will forever be my favourite.
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I can't believe no one has mentioned Richard Ayoade yet. Cute, nerdy, sarcastic, genuinely smart and creative. I love the way he talks
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Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. I love his smug ass.
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England has Tom Hardy. We win.
I love him too!!>>179088
lmao I agree, Robert Smith is angel, he'd never hurt anyone
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i'm sorry for being a top gearfag i didnt meant to
he just made him do all the most stressful and dangerous shit on top gear. that's why they called him the hamster, he was like the subject for a mad scientist's experiments. and they're bros fucking around with cars so the whole thing has a very homosocial air to it
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There's just something about Peter Cushing
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Also Paul Mcgann, especially when his hair is longer
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Last addition, there's no Doctor i used to love more than Christopher Eccleston
have you seen Corruption? he's your boyfriend in that movie.
he and christopher lee both look great in the 1959 hound of the baskervilles, too
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samefaggin for christopher lee
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i love him as the turtleneck cult leader who sometimes dresses in drag in the original wicker man
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thanks for the rec, i'll check it out for sure
yes Christopher Lee
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Oh same, what a look
I don't think so, but this a real quote by Robert:
>If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey.
So he genuinely hates him lol
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the hair/glasses reminds me of john lennon or david koresh. is there a name for this type of style on men because it turns me on
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All the guys from SortedFood. I don't even watch it for the cooking
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"hey baby, wanna get together and kill some nazis?"
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Nicky Wire. Not so much these days, but 90s he was peak beautiful.
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I had an ex who was really into the show and at first I thought Hammond was cute cause he looks kind of like David Tennant, but over time I ended up developing a crush on James May and have no explanation. I guess at least it wasn't Jeremy.
I have to ask- does anybody here actually have a crush on Jeremy Clarkson?
It's ok this is all anonymous so you can't be ripped on the way you deserve to be
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i am unhealthily obsessed with all the top gears lads in my defense
His personality is the best of the three imo, which makes him stand out more
Also Clarkson makes me feel violently ill
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Richey was prettier but I just can't get enough of Nicky's smile.
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Hugh Grant, especially in the 90s. I swoon whenever he wears a button down with the sleeves rolled up
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he's in Lair Of The White Worm with Peter Cpaldi in 1989 (directed by ken russell!!)
No, it was an actual music video.
Looked it up, "No good". I knew the song from the 90s but didn't expect to see him looking so "Normie".
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Louis Theroux, young or old. He seems like such a nice person as well
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My favourite young Peter Capaldi picture. He really aged well despite kind of looking like the devil who owns a cursed antique shop in Rick and Morty
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I was obsessed with colin farrell when I was younger. I'm a sucker for dark men with sad eyes!
wow he's pretty>>179035>>178843
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threads like these always have girls who feel compelled to tell other girls they personally don't find x attractive, as if we care. Best to just ignore them before they shit up the thread more.
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do u like Local Hero??
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My mum has always been obsessed with him.
I respect the hell out of you. Can I suck your strap on?
(As a display of respect)
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Tell your mom she has great taste
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but only as james bond
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Dude, seeing him in The Incredible Mr. Ripley ignited a furnace inside me
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Rik Mayall with long hair and a receding hairline just does it for me
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>>179383>never wanted to fuck a priest before
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I think you're right
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of course anon-chan as long as you don't mind where it's been
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He filled the dirty older man trope so nicely.
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Jeremy's teeth is the stuff of actual nightmares and his personality always put me off even though he can be funny. He's tall though I guess?>>179291
You validate me anon. I found James so weirdly charming and sweet. But then he'd have these moments like appearing out of the tent in the jungle with a knife in hand that had me wondering about his younger years. kek
I know he modeled in some motorcycle magazine when he was young and Jeremy/Hammond poked fun at him for it, but I can't find the pics anymore.>>179298
Ngl, I always remembered Hugh as a creepy old dude. Never realized he was actually hot when he was younger.>>179411
Ugh yes. Shame about his hairline. He's still fine as a balding old dude tho ngl.
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Jeremy Irons. He was great looking back in the 90s, kinda iffy on him these days.
Didn't know he was Scar until I Googled him for this
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Welsh boys pt 1 Ioan Gruffudd
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Pt 2 Iwan Rheon
Are "Ioan" and "Iwan" a different way to write the same name?
But I agree, both are hot.
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Where do we stand on Dara O'Brien
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Some of Bottom's humour was lost on me because, as richie was complaining about being so unattractive to the point of being unlovable (or, more relevantly, unfuckable), which is really what the entire show is, i was only thinking.. you are so so wrong, king..
I have no counter argument for that lol
This thread is making me realize that I apparently don’t quite go for looks but more so for if they can make me laugh because wow my taste, looks wise, is objectively bad. The only thing I can say is that at least I don’t want to fuck Clarkson.
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Yes! Not going to lie, I only ever really found him attractive around this specific era and I'm still not sure why, but like other anon said he filled the dirty old man trope well lmao
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nobody touch him he's my husband
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I loved him in Misfits! Speaking of Misfits, that was where my love for Robert Sheehan began.
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I loved Robert Sheehan in the BBC drama ‘Me & Mrs Jones’. His character was so sweet and lovely in this
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I was about to post him god
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Rufus Sewell anyone?
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I know Damons been posted but fuck it, the whole band was cute in the 90s. Damon and Graham can still get it even in their 50s. Also knew a guy who looks like a young Alex though kek
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Fuck yeah, he's my favorite, as well. I'm reading his second "Diaries" book right now, it's really interesting and surprisingly cozy.
Also picrel is one of my all-time favorite actors, Patrick McGoohan. If any of you haven't seen it, go watch "The Prisoner".
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Yes, yes he was. And the show really predicted a lot of shit that's happening today, with the whole surveillance and invasion of privacy, etc. Also if you wanna see Patrick play the drums like a madman, go check out "All Night Long", it's Othello but set in a jazz club.
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(Pic is from another fun McGoohan movie called "Hell Drivers", it also has a young, unknown actor called Sean Connery)
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Fictional but still English- Booker DeWitt
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Palin anon here - you're exactly right in describing his books as cozy! He has such a comforting presence on screen, but I never thought it possible that such a hospitable feeling could be translated to the written word, let alone creating this feeling in a diary he probably never expected to be read by anyone but himself. Even when he writes harshly of a bad impression of someone or of an unpleasant experience, he still manages to stay charming and kind. I also love reading all of the little details of his day, however weird that sounds lol. The bits about python sketches and filming them are especially interesting though
There is one great scene though where he's nearly drowned, and then he's calmly talking to the captain of the sub about getting to the station, and he's like, "Pop a torpedo up the spout, blow a hole in the ice, aND GET ME THERE!" and slams his fist on the table. That was A+!>>179886
Agreed! Whenever he describes little villages or filming locations I like looking them up to see if they're as cozy as he paints them with his words. I also love when he writes entries of people asking stuff like, "You're Eric Idle, aren't you?"
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Best Beatle boy coming through, in terms of looks, personality and musicianship. He's always had a special place in my heart
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Barry Gibb was so sexy back in the 70s. I just want to run my fingers through his hair while riding him.
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young greg wise. emma thompson’s man
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Steve Jansen on the left.
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No ones said it yet but Robert pattinson. I wasn’t really into the twilight craze. But, his kind personality is my favourite kind.
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He might be kinky but Martin is the king freak of the group lol
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yeah dave isn't kinky. he's just a stripper with a great voice who i suspect may have an assistant who makes sure he doesn't drown in the shower.
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Based. Girls want to fuck Lennon/McCartney, but women wish to marry George (or time travel back to tell him to quit smoking).
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Young Jarvis Cocker had perfect aesthetics.
What… what is he wearing?>>181241
He looks pretty hot for an old man there. Like, tight bodied, doesn't have that sag. And good movement! God I'd let him do things to me
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this thread made me realise I dont find british men attractive in general(i do think Cumberbatch is but not in a conventional way so…)
the only british men I can think of are Robert Pattinson,young Hugh Grant and George MacKay
(i know pic attached is random but it shows off his body nicely)
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i've been watching too much buzzcocks
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I know his looks are very polarizing, but…
I just feel deep in my bones that he'd make an amazing sub. I like his boyishness and freckles.
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just martin things
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i would do terrible, terrible things to dave at any age.
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Only saw him in Black Mirror but he kinda cute
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Martin Gore has strong sub energy>>181361
I feel like Dave is a switch… he and I could take turns committing sins against eachother, and oh God would I let him fuck me like an animal in heat
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i think dave is just alan's waifu, no need to read any more into it than that. i want him so badly though hhnnnnng
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He and his brother were so hot on Peaky Blinders
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I mean he literally advertised it kek
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early 90's long hair dave is my favorite. so fucking sexy
my poor skinny heroin boi let me fix you with kisses
on your DICK
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I'd fuck Theo.
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he's been aging beautifully as well.. sigh
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He's gorgeous but the second he opens his mouth, it's like he might as well be speaking Swahili. NO fucking idea what he's saying.
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Older Jarvis is also mint.
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oh what i'll have to look into this man (you are talking about john bishop?). i have a scouse dad fetish for some reason. pic unrelated
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How are you guys gonna talk about Depeche Mode without mentioning sexy ass Alan Wilder? Synthpop daddy can do any nasty thing he wants to me any ol time
Imagine fucking John Bishop and he tries to vocalise "call me Daddy" through his cripplingly strong accent. But I get it though, he genuinely looks like a handsome man who got tied down with a family and spends his days at the office daydreaming about running off with a woman half his age (that's us in the story) so he can feel like a person again.>>181635
Holy shit, yes, how did I forget Alan Wilder?
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Ladies, you're sleeping on the football players
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uh no actually lee mack has the darts world record and he is clearly hot
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Its honestly so shitty he had to leave the band.. He was really talented
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original flavour travis was hot too.
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I defy u nerds
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same, anon. is that…have we been…racist? against the british? was it wrong to stereotype an entire country's worth of as picrel?
I'm from Ireland, being racist against British people is my 9 to 5 job.
But all jokes aside I think I just like panel show dorky comedians so much that I forgot the UK was capable of producing chad type men
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They’re too busy crushing each others skulls into oblivion and getting premature dementia
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John from the libertines!
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Back when Pete was also a cutie.
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Gotcha right back girl. His hands and the way his sleeves are rolled up his arms lawwwdddd>>182018
Lmao is that true? That's rich coming from a guy who's admitted he does almost nothing on stage or in the studio
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Professor Lupine and Sirius Black
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oh god dave
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he's ugly but looks jolly
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just gonna shit up the thread with OMD because my baby boys
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I see you are a woman of culture as well
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i know paul is everybody's favourite but i disagree
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Tbh Paul was initially my favorite too because I liked them blondies, but then I realized how much Andy resembled my first boyfriend I was like danmmmmAlso he aged a lot better than Paul imo
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KEK i had an andy lookalike too. model paul hit a wall in 1983, i'm guessing over dazzle ships stress. you can tell he was having about 6 beers for breakfast for the next ten years.
picrel my sweet floppy husbando
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Ian Brown from The Stone Roses is a cutie
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sad he aged terribly, he was really cute
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oh no. you werent kidding. wikipedia says this is a 58 year old man. i'm sad now
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Paul Simonon of The Clash was gorgeous back in the day. I think he is still very handsome now for an older guy, but back in the 80s? Yes please.
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me reading all the DM posts in this thread
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That that was a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer on the drums for some reason
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ok but the OP picture has to be this
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some of the men on taskmaster are attractive in a weasely way
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Mike Wozniack. I was literally thirsting over him while watching Taskmaster earlier.
It's weird how he keeps changing from hot to uggo, as demonstrated in this picture
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Jack Seward from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Idk wgat the actor name is. Also there are no good pictures of him lol
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it's richard e. grant!!!! from withnail&i and how to get ahead in business. i love him
thank you nonnie
! I'll watch more of his stuff now. without facial hair he kind of looks like peter murphy lol.
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I always forget he's british
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this guy from food wars
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good thread, needs more tim curry
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didn’t realise he’s british at first but he totally did look like he could be in some english rock band during the 70s.
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Hes been my crush since forever…
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I’ve been watching Dave Gorman’s Life is Goodish because YT recommended it to me and guess who has a new weird crush.
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he's.. so british looking
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Yessss…I once dreamed that I had sex with him while he was dressed as Cardinal Richelieu from The Three Muskateers kek
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Yep he rocks the unkempt rockstar look
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Ian McCulloch, cute 80s semi-goth >>186292
Shhh he was born in Scotland and almost has a Scottish accent so he can stay lol
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Oliver is my absolute favourite. I've never had such a bad case of celebrity crush before seeing him a few years ago. He's absolutely gorgeous.
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Andrew Eldritch seemed really hot to me in interviews, but stills of him… he kind of looks like Ted Bundy.
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I have a James May fridge magnet from pic rel that I display proudly on my bedroom radiator. Hate the other two but god he's a cute
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Dancer Max Westwell. Why is everyone posting the ugliest UK guys imaginable? Is this a US nonnie PsyOp?
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Model Sam Webb is another fav.
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I would be really mean to a young Stephen Fry in bed. Also kinda want his crooked birdbeak of a nose up my pussy
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Ioan Gruffudd (picrel), Gwilym Lee, Aneurin Barnard, Matt Hitt, Iwan Rheon, Luke Evans… Christian Bale is debatably Welsh
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Steve Jones a TV presenter.
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Tom Ellis is a Welsh actor, though admittedly of mostly English ancestry. Fits the thread well, but not your question. I think he has a Welsh grandmother or something. Richard Burton is another name coming to mind.
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Gwilym Lee is cute
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picrel, bc I couldn't upload the photo on the phone
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A Richard Ayoade gif. Because it is necessary.
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Just looking at pictures of Luke Evans makes me blush, he's gay though.
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Pouty Ben Aldridge
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this picture of colin farrell mmm
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Sam hughen dispute the fact you could rent his forehead for advertising space.
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>tfw no hot hooligan bf
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Paul Bettany. I know he's 50 and therefore twice my age but what can I say, I am thirsty and he is water
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he has an annoying face.
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The Kinks were such a great group of good looking lads. Very fashionable too which is always a bonus
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i'm still thirsting so hard for this bastard
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Martin Kemp aged extremely well.
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the other anon is correct - reece shearsmith. his hands look like they would be magical
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i had a major crush on jack o'connell when he was on skins, and i'm happy to see that he's aging well!
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I'm happy he looks meaty but hasn't gone full gammon. God bless his ageing journey>>193234
Nicholas Hoult wishes he resembled this
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same anon thirsting over jack o connell adding that his sleazy smile absolutely does me in
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I can't decide whether Gandy is unattractive to me or not. I like this photo.
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i hate myself
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he aged weirdly…ps maybe? and got a bit skinny but that's better than blimping up i think
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I wish they would use more masculine men in British modelling. The trend for a long time has been to use deliberately odd-looking mixed race men who look as if their features were stapled on in the dark or ginger/blond floppy haired freckled twink types who look like literal 12 year old boys (Fionn Creber is an example) or snobby, smell a fart pinched nose types who look like they've just joined the bullingdon club and want to beat up the homeless (picrel Sam Hardwood). And as ever, the odd nepotistic case. Gallagher's hideous son is a fucking model kek. Handsome, masculine ones like David Gandy, Sam Webb and Oliver Cheshire got more work in Italy pretending to be Italian men kek. Just why?!
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Painfully unfunny but has pretty eyes and lips
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Oh no I’ve started watching Fleabag and I’m in the Andrew Scott season and my crush on him has flared up again
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objectively he's kind of ugly (his eyes are really close together) but I find him rly hot, Idk
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I watched Withnail and I the other day and Paul Mcgann is so freaking pretty and handsome. He's got that kind of classic romantic look to him that wouldn't be out of place in the 18th century. Plus his voice is so soft and gentle, and now I wanna listen to all the audio episodes he did as the 8th Doctor lol.
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Somehow this lad reminded me of Peter Cook who I have neglected to post here yet. He was such a cute..
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Austin is top of my list of British lads to shag.
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Yesss there were so many shots of him without his shirt or pants. I was getting too distracted to focus on the dialogue at times. And i couldn't stop staring at his perfect neck and jawline too
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ugh those lips
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HE WAS! C'MON. And he could play the piano!
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i'm trying to see it but nope sorry nonarino
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Technically Gary Cooper counts, son of English parents.
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Young Ade Edmondson.. cor>>179520>>179534
Still makes me kek every time I visit this thread
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I want to peg Harry Kane.
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I'm crushing on a guy right know who is a factory worker, works night shifts for minimum wage and only ever seems to hang out with his family. A nobody. Sorry no pics but just sharing my oh so interesting crush. I'm sure you're all grateful to hear about him. Love the new direction the thread is taking
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Grealish is the cutest one imo
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young patrick stewart to the right, who knew he had a hot bod?
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They can all be pegged as "punishment" for losing the Euros to Italy.
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keeping with the footie theme
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since we're talking the england team, I like harry mcguire. in some picture's he's really weird looking, but in others strangely cute. looks far better in motion
I laughed anon.
Also yeah. Nobody wants to hear about our normie crushes. We have them all the time. This is a thread about British dudes who happent k be in the public eye. Which is far less creepy to talk about imo.
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he grew up nicely too
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dave "i know what i'm paid to do" gahan
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glitch pop husband
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I am so irrevocably horny for Hugh Laurie, especially in blackadder, I love a stupid dandy
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Samefag, he also makes a beautiful woman lol
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Anyone remember these guys?
, I dread the thought that you have actual sexual fantasies with this Hugh Lorries character in Black Adder specifically. Like, are you another actor in the show or are you actually in
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The manliest photo I could find kek