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No. 178343

New thread by popular demand:

For attractive guys but, like, British

No. 178345

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The dream I had about David Mitchell fucking me on the empty set of Qi is in my top five best sex dreams. I will defend this attraction to the death

No. 178348

He's tall, dark and handsome imo too.

No. 178350

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i want to peg his ass so bad anons

No. 178351

Something about being a repressed dork just rubs me up the right way. I feel like he'd just snap and let out 30 years of hidden perversion rain down on a girl

No. 178355

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Bong here, can someone explain to me why people from other countries (mostly America I guess) find British men so attractive? And for those who do, is it just upper/middle class men from the south like London or ones from other areas too?

No. 178359

It's because American people perceive britbongs as clever and gentle compared to their own American counterparts.

I'm from Ireland and they do something similar to us. American guys think Irish girls are all fiery wildflowers holding a bucket on a windy hill with our curls blowing gracefully in the wind.

They're attracted the the "good" stereotypes

No. 178370

I think it's a bit of a meme from 90s romcoms, some women grew up thinking British men are all handsome and classy like Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

No. 178375

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I'd ride Noel Fielding more times than a stolen Nissan. The whole quirky artist thing really does it for me. Plus, loooove that he has old punk flair

No. 178380

the replies already prove this concept doesn't make sense nonny.

No. 178381

Burger here. I think it’s primarily the accent and a lot of us think it sounds more sophisticated than our accent. But a lot of exposure to British accents in the U.S only showcase the nicer accents (this is also true of British media in general in the U.S) so we tend to have somewhat of a warpped view on Brits.

No. 178401

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I've had a thing for Reece Shearsmith for nearly 20 years now. He was especially handsome when he was younger but I personally still think he's hot as fuck now that he's over 50. He's shorter than me which would usually put me off, but idgaf. He's pretty imo.

Ahh we meet ago Mitchell-anon. I was the other anon who had the David sex dream. His eyes are so dark, they're kind of scary but in a way that it flips into being attractive. They're very striking.

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Not to be "that" girl, but I have to say Benedict Cumberbatch. It has to be said. It HAS to.

We meet again, David-anon. Weirdly I too have a thing for Reece Shearsmith

No. 178409

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Paul Hollywood can get it

No. 178410

OMG YESSSSS. I literally never seen eyes as blue as his are

No. 178412

I wish we knew each other irl i have no mates irl who get this shit. They all like anime boys and shit. I just want to swoon over older comedy men with someone.

No. 178413

Yes! I rewatched Mighty Boosh recently and was reminded of how cute he is

No. 178417

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God I feel this but with Julian Barratt too, they both looked so cute during their early comedy days on GAS and other gigs in the 90s and especially on the Mighty Boosh.

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Omg I was CRAZY about him back in high school/college when I was into BBC Sherlock. I don't really follow him as much these days (he's kind of weird now tbh) but I still look on him fondly because he reminds me of a time when my taste in tv was simpler but made me happy, kek.

To contribute: Domnhall Gleeson. I hated the latest Star Wars movie but his character getting injured and snivelling made up for it

No. 178427

you've clearly never heard a brummy.

No. 178432

i think this thread is people who specifically find the comedians attractive. although i personally do not like upper/middle class men from the south, i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

No. 178442

Uh, yeah? That was I was initially getting at in my original post. That most Americans aren't really familiar with the less attractive sounding British accents.

No. 178444

> older sketchy northern guys
Pics pls I need to see what they look like

No. 178448

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Anon, you're right. Julian Barratt can touch my fanny

No. 178449

Good to see we all have a taste for awkward kinda lumpy men who are older. Lana would be proud.

No. 178451

Brett Anderson in this video is good stuff.

No. 178455

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No. 178457

I don't like posh southern men either. Their voices make me cringe. I love all the northern accents, and the welsh. Scottish is instant wet knickers too. But dirty northern men? Sign us up.

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Nice thread, Nicholas Hoult is my contribution. I've had a crush on him since Skins and it's still going strong all these years later.

God yes

No. 178464

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the icon himself

No. 178466

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No. 178467

Holy fuck, how did I not think to post Hugh Dancy? I'm such a slut for Mads Mikkelsen that I barely registered Hugh while I was watching Hannibal. It's not until recently that I actually realised how attractive he isss

No. 178468

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Joseph Gilgun, always plays the alcoholic/drug addicted bastard with a heart-of-gold, I love that

No. 178470

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Fell in love with him in Chatroom.

No. 178472

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I clearly have a type.

No. 178475

Who is this?

No. 178483

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Gabriel byrne, who played professor bhaer in little women

No. 178489

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I hate that I initially draw a blank on famous english guys I'm into, I'm so uninterested in my countrymen, jamie dornan is alright though. I like americans lol I prefer american accents. I guess it's a case of the grass is always greener

>touch my fanny

I winced at this. I hate the word fanny kek

>i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

I get it, rather them than any southerner

he's so cute, I need to finish hannibal

No. 178491

Matthew Beard!

No. 178493

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Andy McCluskey, that beautiful cokehead is my waifu

No. 178494

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and i posted lee mack in the other thread, he gives me a huge boner

No. 178495

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Pink Floyd boiz

No. 178497

Oooof. He lives nearish to me. I've seen him out and about and he's so good looking irl it's ridiculous.

No. 178499

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No. 178500

i love his rangy crackhead body, jealous that you see him so often

No. 178501

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Mike Wozniak. I hate facial hair, but he's the exception.

No. 178502

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I just realized 2/3 of my top TV crushes are from the UK, I didn't realize I was so susceptible to them

No. 178503

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No. 178504

Cillian Murphy is an Irish treasure, girls ADORE him here

No. 178505

Lee Mack Daddy

No. 178506

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rip his youth

No. 178507

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Morrissey. Even though he was (and still is) and epic virgin who looks like he would take Dark Academia aesthetic seriously, he still looks kinda dorky cute

No. 178509

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No. 178510

Ugh beautiful Damon. I saw him play a small gig with Gorillaz and he grabbed my hand during a song and I got all hot and flustered. He stared me down, smiling this big cheesy grin.

No. 178511

No. 178513

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a man so wussy he got beat up by robert smith and retaliated by sending 50 pizzas to his house

No. 178514

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james acaster

No. 178515

That fucking episode of Would I Lie To You broke me with the lettuce story. James Acaster is the Bob Mortimer of our generation

No. 178517

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Rik fucking Mayall.

No. 178529

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No. 178533


my eyes immediately went to his bulge and i hate myself immensely for it. goddamn you paul hollywood.

No. 178538

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No. 178539

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I’m guilty of only wanting to get a Disney+ subscription so that I can watch Loki.

No. 178541

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I met up with graham once, he is so qt in real life

No. 178542

yes yes yes I love Syd so fucking much, he was gorgeous

No. 178544

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reece and james winning gbb <3

No. 178547

Love him. gets too much hate on here, qt bby boy

No. 178551

Dammit I had to back and check. Look at that bulge tho, I bet he has something good

No. 178556

he deserves the hate tbh

No. 178557

Oh, why? Did I miss some Pattinson drama?

No. 178560

i think he's just kind of a mediocre actor and gets taken more seriously than kristen stewart who has demonstrated more skill

No. 178561

the 12-year-old child confirming that he is, in fact, a grown man's arch enemy was amazing

No. 178562

i like this episode because andy is in it but sean is pretty cute back then too
(can't embed because not youtube plz don't ban me jannies) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7edehf

No. 178567

i've always thought the gallaghers looked like their parents were siblings kek

No. 178582

It’s okay anon. I wonder if he can close his legs with that bulge

No. 178587

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Sean Lock (or Jasper from Twilight?) is pretty good looking. It's a pity he isn't funny. You never see him on panel shows these days

No. 178589

He went such an odd way with his looks

No. 178593

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I know he gets called 'sloth' and he's not classically good looking at all, but Greg Davies does something to me especially now that he is older and has the glasses. It also doesn't help he's an ex teacher and he's 6'6". I'd like to sit on his knee while he told me off and held me with his big hands.

It made my day that they both won. James is so lovely. I would be devastated if it came out he'd done something bad.

No. 178596


Even better, anon— He’s 6’8”. But I love him so much. He is dorky and funny and I just want to cuddle with him so bad

No. 178599

An interview with a smoking Matthew Goode. A feast for the eyes

No. 178600

Well that just blew my knickers off even more anon jfc. He does seem like he would be great at cuddling. I know he said he's not got the energy for it but I'd want him to toss me around like a ragdoll too. He's got that dorkiness but I bet he can be stern when he needs to be!

No. 178601

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He was so handsome

No. 178602

I want him to yell at me so bad for some reason.

No. 178603

ah.. you've reawakened the 16 year old clockwork orange fan in me anon.

No. 178605

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How dare you lmao. Liam was beautiful

No. 178606

That's how I feel. I want him to shout at me and tell me off.

No. 178607

Idk if this will embed or not since I’m on mobile, but seeing as how I’m attracted to both Greg and Russell this is a god-tier video.

No. 178609

Noel looks a little inbred but Liam is absolutely gorgeous

No. 178610

I love this video so much. They're so cute in their underwear and being all cuddled up together. Have you seen Man Down anon? I will always forever be traumatised by the scene where Greg is fucking that old lady on his tiny bed.

No. 178611

I have, yes!

I need to give a rewatch since the current season of Taskmaster is making me feel things for Mike Wozniak that I was not expecting lol

No. 178614

Ahhhhhhh there was a video of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan stripping to their underwears and recreating a Vogue photoshoot together where they are hugging each other intimately from behind and I wanted to post it here but can't find it anymore. I guess it was too hot for Youtube and they removed it lmao

No. 178619

This is my favourite interview with him where he was hungover and the whole thing was hilarious. I lost it where he said 'This could be the first live anal prolapse this station could ever see' lmao

No. 178620

I posted Mike a little further up. I haven't watched any new Taskmaster but I will especially because he is on it. I don't bear facial hair at all but he gets a pass.

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I’m so sorry

No. 178632

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don't be

No. 178633

Who is he? He looks like if Kevin Bacon and the Grinch had a baby.

No. 178635

Dan and Phil… and I think Phil is the one you’re describing haha

They’re YouTubers who were more popular in the early 2010s

No. 178636

You have the taste of a 16 year old FTM

No. 178637

Why ftm anon? I thought it’s very normy to like them. I didn’t like them back then but atm i think they both look their best.
Bless you ♥

No. 178639

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The lines on Tobias Menzies' face are mesmerizing

No. 178641

what are those i've never seen anything like it? it looks like 2 symmetrical scars down his face

No. 178643

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Watch the wine show if you haven’t already!

No. 178644

Right? I thought they were scars too at first but every time I google about it every article just sums it up as "that's just how his face is"

No. 178645

thank you!

No. 178647

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I went into it knowing that I would get a resurfacing of feelings for Lee Mack but did not expect them for Mike

No. 178649

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The Kooks was my 00’s - 10’s crush

No. 178658

He looks like he would be super cosy and sweet. I proper want to ruffle his hair. He's also got a really nice pointy nose. 10/10 cutie.

No. 178663

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i'm just going to ignore what's going on in the dumbass shit thread

No. 178665

Greg Davis is absolutely Daddy by virtue of his stature alone. Like imagine that fucking thing lifting you off the floor by your neck, so hot

No. 178666

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Remember Jamie from Bake Off?

My mum actually pointed out to me that he looks like someone I'd fancy

No. 178668

It's all I could hope for. I just want to be tossed around by this man mountain.

No. 178675

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Oh god yes

No. 178678

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You killed the unconventional male attractions thread by making this one. Idk what that says about british men.

Also Richard Armitage in The Vicar of Dibley made me feel some kind of way. So sad I can't find it anywhere online to watch

No. 178684

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Adding Greg Davis to the growing list of people I didn't know I wanted to dominate me. Imagine his headmaster character from the Inbetweeners, just a big mean dude who could call you into his office to beat you with a wooden ruler

No. 178686

I think its interesting that this killing the other thread highlights that a lot more of us are Irish/British and all share a taste for lumpy old debatably attractive men than I expected

No. 178693

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This guy, Linus Roache. I first saw him in the show Vikings as King Ecgberht and holy shit does he play that regal, weary, pragmatic yet charming role perfectly. Blew the other actors out of the water tbh. Some you just immediately know have theatre training and sure enough he used to be in the Royal Shakespeare Company. They bring a sense of charisma and gravitas like no one else that's seductive regardless of how they look. I don't think he's unattractive now, he looks pretty good for a man in his 50s, but damn was he a fox when he was younger. Played a priest too, which happens to be my fetish.

No. 178696

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I need you

No. 178698

Based. He’s a qt. I wish he was my simp bf.

No. 178699

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yes, you can call me anything you want

No. 178715

> a lot more of us are Irish/British

Nah, I’m a burgerfag who likes debatably attractive men who can make me laugh.

No. 178755

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I'm not sure how none of the Doctors have been contributed yet. I had a huge crush on Matt Smith back in the day, and David Tennant is just cute in general

No. 178756

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Matt Smith looks like the puppet from that Interpol video and I can't get over it. sry.

No. 178765

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Kevin O'Reilly is a beautiful leprechaun

No. 178766

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He was so cute, so sad what he went through

Anon I'm so jealous of you! I hope you know how lucky you are

I am shamelessly extremely in love with this sexy ass man and I wish he would croon romantic songs to me every night

No. 178767

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i used to find him cute but i feel like his looks went downhill the past year, he was cuter in 2019

No. 178771

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I don't think if this is right thread for this, but I've noticed that English men either tend to be 1)Uber Masculine guys with granite Jawlines 2)Weird Looking weasel Men 3)basically ogres

No. 178772

tbh I feel like this is the case in the USA too

No. 178784

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No. 178787

Yeah when I think of British men, I think of either men like 1)Henry Cavill,2) benedict cumberbatch and 3) the orcs from Lord of the Rings movies

No. 178789

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We should make that a game. Pick a masculine, a weasel, and an ogre, but the catch is that you have to be willing to date all 3

Henry Cavill is something special. God, that jawline and THAT body? What a special combination. He is the only man I can think of who is equally as hot with and without his beard

No. 178790

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do these guys count as weasels? these are the only types of men I like

No. 178791

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Aiden Turner. He used to play Poldark in… Poldark. I was actually surprised to find out he was born in Wicklow, Ireland.

No. 178792

My definition of a weasel man is like a not-broad shouldered bloke with skinny wrists and a thin head. Maybe a big nose and some shifty eyes too.

My definition of a Weasely man is a ginger who is a stage 5 clinger in friendships and tries his best at magic

No. 178793

The North of Ireland is so lacking in handsome men, feels bad.

No. 178794

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No. 178795

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Masculine = Oliver Jackson-Cohen
Weasel = John Robins
Ogre = Danny Alexander

I think Danny Alexander could be a weasel but my only other choices for ogre were Johnny Vegas and Boris…

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>this thread in a nutshell

No. 178797

The amount of Reece in this thread pleases me greatly.

No. 178801

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No. 178811

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Ugh yes, he's so freakin gorgeous it hurts. Thanks for reminding me to start watching Poldark right away

No. 178817

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I made mine a collage.

Robert Pattinson = Masculine
Mark Watson = weasel
Peter Kay = ogre

No. 178818

Mark and Nish’s song will always be one of my favorite things

No. 178821

Also, saying and replying to myself: Bob Mortimer is definitely one of my weirder crushes but he’s just so bizarre but also charming and I love him.

Honestly; I find all of s5 of Taskmater’s contestants attractive in some way. Especially Aisling (but as this thread is reserved for Lads!posting, I will refrain from posting her)

No. 178822

That's not how you eat the holiest of holies wtf.

No. 178823

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weasel vibes…i've never even heard of this show

No. 178828

he looks like retard jesus from the Preacher tv show

No. 178829

not even on those russian or indonesian stream everything websites? i love those

No. 178830

The term "retard jesus" has blown me away

No. 178832

whoa i had no idea david tennant was that tall. i thought of him as shorter than me

No. 178833

i think of the engish pub from family guy

No. 178835

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No. 178838

lmao I would win that game

No. 178839

File: 1618082375073.jpg (387.69 KB, 1167x1600, b20e73b6c0a9c11a960e26a82cc3f1…)

Michael Collins was Irelands leading Daddy Dom

No. 178843

File: 1618084596997.jpg (54.11 KB, 640x640, 88f203c83c689497059be3b5bc4c7d…)

Aidan Gillen

No. 178848

File: 1618085711693.jpg (37.8 KB, 422x440, 39a6fc5e9c112cc0ec82903cabc457…)

God bless this thread. I've had an obsession with monty python for a year now and only here will I admit that a big part of it is that I find them all incredibly attractive. I've sperged about eric in a previous thread so here's michael palin

great taste anons

kek, are you the same anon that compared someone to that puppet in another thread?

No. 178850

Two of mine are in your great taste comment (Noel Fielding and Morrissey). Clearly you too are a woman of culture like myself

No. 178851

File: 1618086400258.png (6.48 MB, 2200x1464, Screen Shot 2021-04-10 at 4.26…)

look at the babies

No. 178855

File: 1618086953065.jpeg (165.57 KB, 900x1200, 958E94DA-B78E-4F53-B5E5-E8C730…)

Where on this chart does PhilosophyTube pre-transition fit?

No. 178857

weasel. only seemed masculine next to balding soy boy hbomberguy

No. 178860

he's so red in the face all the time. really gives onision a run for his money

No. 178865

Sage for OT but I swear the furniture in that pic looks like Contra's

No. 178867

it's Skinnyfat Mac!

No. 178872

>for attractive guys
Ok. Who's gonna start?

No. 178884

File: 1618097010448.jpg (64.74 KB, 696x442, Untitled-1-696x442.jpg)

I wanna kiss his non existing lips

No. 178902

File: 1618108028485.jpg (22.65 KB, 340x453, firth.jpg)

No. 178904

File: 1618108471731.jpeg (84.77 KB, 634x468, 4FD4DEBA-0785-4ED9-B3B8-7DF4D6…)

He and Hugh grant are the reason I love this movie

No. 178925

I got into Monty Python a year ago too! Yes Michael is a cutie and I've always found John Cleese strangely attractive as well

No. 178928

I'm saving this, absolutely perfect

No. 178929

File: 1618129695485.jpg (25.48 KB, 630x472, tttttt.jpg)

James Acaster. I love him, he's so weird

No. 178938

File: 1618136122014.jpg (380.78 KB, 2094x1179, Alex Wyndham.jpg)

Alex Wyndham is pretty much a nobody (though he was in Rome) and seems to narrate mostly trashy romantic audiobooks these days. His voice isn't anything special either, which is a shame since he was super pretty when he was younger and looks a bit like Lee Pace otherwise. A great, unique voice is the number one turn on for me.

No. 178940

Ugly men, ugly men. Nothing but ugly men, I'm British and these men are hideous, bottom of the barrel. What is wrong with you all.

No. 178941

Show us some of the good looking ones then

No. 178944

There aren't any.

No. 178956

a gay priest

No. 178964

Who do you find attractive anon?

No. 178970

File: 1618151370736.jpg (44.1 KB, 512x597, 0f1d839b7a668e358cc60ef33aac78…)

David was so damn hot as The Doctor, with that hair and his suit. No wonder all the fangirls loved him. And he's just a handsome guy in general, and i really like how he's so nerdy and dorky irl, that makes him more attractive

No. 178971

File: 1618151546373.jpg (72.27 KB, 900x450, 1267978.jpg)

I scroll all this way and not a single mention of Andrew Scott. Horrible. Look at yourselves

No. 178973

File: 1618153001551.gif (1005.26 KB, 377x214, westwood.gif)

I loved him as Moriarty and he is an amazing actor in general, especially in theatre.

No. 178974

File: 1618153066495.jpeg (128.3 KB, 640x888, 9D560134-C14B-4CF3-8C38-B4868B…)

Brian Molko was so incredibly beautiful when he was young

No. 178976

youre probably one of those anons who’s only attracted to 2d anime boys or something

No. 178982

File: 1618154031251.gif (2.91 MB, 540x270, tumblr_pped1lcAxP1qaa0sjo2_r1_…)

He was so good in fleabag

No. 178983


That’s a good gif

No. 178988

Idk just ignore me I'm just sperging, just sick to my stomach of seeing pasty balding 40 year old men.

No. 178991

File: 1618155244519.gif (5.58 MB, 400x400, ezgif-3-9561a8161afc.gif)

I loved David Tennant's hair in Staged. All of it. The chest hair was especially nice.

No. 178992

File: 1618155376817.jpg (54.79 KB, 500x600, 6eaa0add2e265a0a139e0eebdd8fb4…)

I wouldn't say strangely!

No. 178993

excellent taste anon!

No. 178995

Well I'm 30. I personally don't care to look at men younger than me. But to each their own.

No. 178996

nayrt but perfect examples. also, Oliver Jackson-Cohen could get it. definitely in the top 1% of model hot men walking around this island

ugh this gif. he was gorgeous on being human

>big nose to rub clit when he eats pussy

lmao, yet another reason big noses are superior

only as this character though for me. didn't do much for me in his dark materials

No. 178997

seconding this. always had a weird thing for john too

No. 179011

File: 1618165141890.gif (968.37 KB, 332x246, 9PNW.gif)

chapman was the best one, can't wait to see him when i go to hell

No. 179035

File: 1618190705352.jpg (30.44 KB, 325x500, 7dd40eb127c119bf4a421ad1962eab…)

Carey Elwes. Just found out he is British, and good God have I had a crush him ever since I watched… er, The Crush

No. 179037

File: 1618194072517.jpg (111.26 KB, 750x903, 3cde53984ff00effeafe412e50b8f1…)

Always thought I was crazy for preferring Howard over Vince in the Mighty Boosh. Glad to see others appreciate Julian Barratt too.

Used to not get it during the Twilight era, but he's grown on me over the years.

Yes to all of this. I was going to post Syd before scrolling past that post, but I guess I'll post a more questionable crush. Keith Flint.

No. 179040

File: 1618195065921.jpg (920.96 KB, 3000x2077, 209840.jpg)

tom mison

No. 179041

File: 1618195121425.jpg (30.3 KB, 510x600, tom-mison-coat-510x600.jpg)

No. 179052

Anon, Keith might be questionable, but he was my first crush. He you seen his tongue?

No. 179065

File: 1618210027654.jpg (28.36 KB, 343x438, keith-flint-2.jpg)

Oh good, I'm not the only one. Still thought he was cute even as an old dude.

No. 179070

File: 1618214513750.gif (917.53 KB, 417x320, kfjhgjh.gif)

I thought he was handsome. He was a cutie in the 80s/90s with his long hair, but this version will forever be my favourite.

No. 179071

there are plenty of young men itt, you really are sperging for no reason

No. 179078

File: 1618219754077.jpg (53.39 KB, 564x758, eee1281ee17ba229024ed884c37a3a…)

I can't believe no one has mentioned Richard Ayoade yet. Cute, nerdy, sarcastic, genuinely smart and creative. I love the way he talks

No. 179079

File: 1618220245837.jpeg (48.33 KB, 564x737, edwestwick.jpeg)

Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. I love his smug ass.

No. 179080

He's super hot in Being Human.

No. 179084

If you don't like "fanny" you may enjoy "fanoir" a wee bit more??

No. 179085

Anon, this is great. Thank you!

No. 179086

I love smug looking men

No. 179087

I recently happened to stumble across an older (older than late 90s) video of Prodigy and he still had his hair and was ultra young. I first thought it was Matthew Gray Gubler (or how he is written) the guy from Criminal Minds.

No. 179088


pretty sure those subtitles are fake

No. 179089


Yep they are fake, which is a bit of shame kek

No. 179090

File: 1618225438374.gif (745.29 KB, 481x200, BFD3D31C-3DD2-4988-AFFE-9B850E…)

England has Tom Hardy. We win.

No. 179093

Is this the video anon? Holy shit you were spot on with the comparison. (Prodigy appears 3 min onwards)

No. 179105

I love him too!!
lmao I agree, Robert Smith is angel, he'd never hurt anyone

No. 179120

aw man. is the pizza story real?

No. 179126

Vince Noir is such a ride but I have always appreciated whatever personality type Howard has

No. 179134

File: 1618246172197.jpg (198.04 KB, 1000x700, Richard_Hammond_2013.jpg)

i'm sorry for being a top gearfag i didnt meant to

No. 179136

aw i love that little hamster. too bad clarkson's taken years off his life with his vaguely sexual abuse

No. 179138

He isn't aging well at all but mid to late 2000s hammond when he had long hair was the best

No. 179142

Wait what did Clarkson do? I know he's an asshole but I wasn't aware of this

No. 179144


he just made him do all the most stressful and dangerous shit on top gear. that's why they called him the hamster, he was like the subject for a mad scientist's experiments. and they're bros fucking around with cars so the whole thing has a very homosocial air to it

No. 179145

File: 1618250239152.png (478.62 KB, 640x928, 9239443B-7938-4786-82CB-AFAC4E…)

There's just something about Peter Cushing

No. 179146

File: 1618250339255.gif (912.29 KB, 245x178, DDD60334-9C09-43E5-B815-4C17BC…)

Also Paul Mcgann, especially when his hair is longer

No. 179147

File: 1618250516821.gif (1.32 MB, 540x300, 1B2A76BF-AD73-4F24-AD8C-F48ECC…)

Last addition, there's no Doctor i used to love more than Christopher Eccleston

No. 179148

have you seen Corruption? he's your boyfriend in that movie.
he and christopher lee both look great in the 1959 hound of the baskervilles, too

No. 179149

he's so pretty. i have a boner for him in withnail&i

No. 179150

File: 1618250871969.png (993.66 KB, 1280x720, insidemyhead.png)

samefaggin for christopher lee

No. 179152

File: 1618251112539.gif (3.6 MB, 280x280, 083FB495-F7A0-42D1-BFFF-528C8F…)

i love him as the turtleneck cult leader who sometimes dresses in drag in the original wicker man

No. 179154

File: 1618251460346.jpg (55.45 KB, 768x482, The-Hound-of-the-Baskervilles-…)

thanks for the rec, i'll check it out for sure
also >>179150 yes Christopher Lee

No. 179156

File: 1618251759897.gif (1.51 MB, 268x265, 55A8C184-EA5E-432C-81E6-C55EF8…)

Oh same, what a look

No. 179158

nice pic of Otacon

No. 179164


I don't think so, but this a real quote by Robert:

>If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey.

So he genuinely hates him lol

No. 179165

File: 1618253706508.png (305.81 KB, 307x463, 22E7CA17-FB73-4EEF-8FC5-C1DA7E…)

the hair/glasses reminds me of john lennon or david koresh. is there a name for this type of style on men because it turns me on

No. 179170

Something about vintage looking dudes is proper sexy

No. 179177

File: 1618257478525.jpg (122.52 KB, 1097x656, Dfk5Ah7V4Acw25A.jpg)

All the guys from SortedFood. I don't even watch it for the cooking

No. 179178

File: 1618257935339.jpg (42.34 KB, 600x910, 2cb635a67ecb2b0dc04ac3911b178b…)

"hey baby, wanna get together and kill some nazis?"

No. 179189

File: 1618262234175.gif (2.68 MB, 320x382, d7d4e8e79b1a492b90f764c855c1d5…)

Nicky Wire. Not so much these days, but 90s he was peak beautiful.

No. 179249

File: 1618288822214.jpg (27.54 KB, 394x594, 287fed0121cb3140614f072f44c530…)

I had an ex who was really into the show and at first I thought Hammond was cute cause he looks kind of like David Tennant, but over time I ended up developing a crush on James May and have no explanation. I guess at least it wasn't Jeremy.

No. 179250

He vaguely resembles Evan Peters in this pic.

No. 179260

That and not doing fuck all when fans harassed his (ex)girlfriend

No. 179262

Richey Edwards too, oh my god

No. 179280

I have to ask- does anybody here actually have a crush on Jeremy Clarkson?

It's ok this is all anonymous so you can't be ripped on the way you deserve to be

No. 179283

File: 1618315432113.jpg (64.31 KB, 1280x720, IMG_20201217_235407.jpg)

No. 179284

File: 1618315538475.jpg (56.98 KB, 720x393, IMG_20201217_232345.jpg)

i am unhealthily obsessed with all the top gears lads in my defense

No. 179291

His personality is the best of the three imo, which makes him stand out more

Also Clarkson makes me feel violently ill

No. 179294

Finally someone handsome.

No. 179298

File: 1618322277914.gif (1.54 MB, 440x248, 678678ghjgjhdfg5yt8g.gif)

Richey was prettier but I just can't get enough of Nicky's smile.

No. 179299

He looks a bit like Mads Mikkelsen here.

No. 179305

File: 1618326614692.gif (1.78 MB, 268x333, 404efa39fddb1eb588825272f911fe…)

Hugh Grant, especially in the 90s. I swoon whenever he wears a button down with the sleeves rolled up

No. 179310

nah, u right anon

No. 179316

File: 1618330078526.jpeg (170.53 KB, 1400x788, 1*WJ_9qEOblQ70k2GSD-3fdQ.jpeg)

he's in Lair Of The White Worm with Peter Cpaldi in 1989 (directed by ken russell!!)

No. 179317

No, it was an actual music video.
Looked it up, "No good". I knew the song from the 90s but didn't expect to see him looking so "Normie".

No. 179322

No. 179323

File: 1618333793690.jpeg (64.27 KB, 590x350, 31C23D7B-E143-4E06-8606-7D36B6…)

Louis Theroux, young or old. He seems like such a nice person as well

No. 179325

Is that a solid "yes, I wanna fuck Jeremy Clarkson" or is it a "well if I had to choose from the 3, Clarkson isn't a manlet so yeah"

No. 179326

File: 1618334081064.gif (3.38 MB, 373x251, 8EFE59A8-2949-4B1C-9D0D-323F50…)

Idris Elba

No. 179327

File: 1618334242232.jpg (25.3 KB, 339x339, 4c540faf56cf9305d5cc91be8db607…)

My favourite young Peter Capaldi picture. He really aged well despite kind of looking like the devil who owns a cursed antique shop in Rick and Morty

No. 179328

it's an "i have thought about pegging jeremy clarkson while trying to fall asleep every single day for over a year now"

No. 179330

File: 1618335975220.gif (995 KB, 415x218, 26585950267f9409458.gif)

I was obsessed with colin farrell when I was younger. I'm a sucker for dark men with sad eyes!

No. 179331

I only know him from Luther and the show was fucking terrible kek but he's the only attractive man posted here so far

No. 179332

His hair is so nice

No. 179335

wow he's pretty

top taste

No. 179336

File: 1618339767891.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 83.13 KB, 615x803, F1A56E7C-4989-4136-9308-1307DC…)

Jeremy Bamber

No. 179339

Sorry but how is he "dark"? Dude is pasty af

No. 179340


these are the only guys in this whole thread that have lips

No. 179343

hair anon, not skin, as in the saying 'tall dark and handsome'

No. 179347

Referring to someone as dark doesn’t always refer to their skin anon, dark hair and dark eyes etc

No. 179348

Kek is Jay Z more your type? I don’t think you’ll find him in this thread

No. 179350

anon nooooo

No. 179351

File: 1618344872744.jpg (73.32 KB, 823x1092, ofmu5t7324a21.jpg)

threads like these always have girls who feel compelled to tell other girls they personally don't find x attractive, as if we care. Best to just ignore them before they shit up the thread more.

No. 179354

File: 1618344965886.gif (1.91 MB, 300x320, tumblr_n2o07cjGq41tu80cno6_r1_…)

do u like Local Hero??

No. 179355

is uh…is this person over 18

No. 179357

File: 1618345190397.gif (6.52 MB, 540x400, tumblr_dc2b89b4f5e3c56531fe732…)

No. 179358

No. 179359

File: 1618345943434.gif (983.26 KB, 500x268, 0093819B-7C57-4D5B-9623-9323C5…)

My mum has always been obsessed with him.

No. 179364

I respect the hell out of you. Can I suck your strap on?

(As a display of respect)

No. 179365

Carey Elwes anon here. It had to be said. He is just objectively one of the most attractive men ever in that movie

No. 179366

File: 1618347636063.jpg (136.61 KB, 1200x1804, c529116c3b7bc7963c155a4a78f0cc…)

Tell your mom she has great taste

No. 179369

File: 1618348066858.jpg (31.93 KB, 480x704, daniel-craig.jpg)

but only as james bond

No. 179371

File: 1618349234317.gif (547.91 KB, 383x230, 6459B704-A077-4F03-AA4D-6AE3EE…)

Dude, seeing him in The Incredible Mr. Ripley ignited a furnace inside me

No. 179383

I've never wanted to fuck a priest before. Wow, what have you done to me???

No. 179388

File: 1618352760656.gif (833.4 KB, 500x386, tumblr_mly874j58R1r8cm5vo1_500…)

Rik Mayall with long hair and a receding hairline just does it for me

No. 179390

File: 1618352974957.jpg (242.96 KB, 1960x1225, 112251514-pope-law_trans_NvBQz…)

>never wanted to fuck a priest before
weak bitch.

No. 179395

He looked so good in the Young Pope and I don't know how, because otherwise I don't think he's aging well. Is it the fake tan? The pope outfits? The general intimidating unapproachable vibe?

No. 179399

thank u plz don't scare me like that again. this is a work laptop

No. 179400

i think…the hairpiece maybe?

No. 179401


No. 179404

File: 1618355258397.jpg (160.45 KB, 1024x1001, yes pls.jpg)

I think you're right

No. 179406

File: 1618355630628.jpg (189.22 KB, 341x352, IMG_20201217_235202.jpg)

of course anon-chan as long as you don't mind where it's been

No. 179411

File: 1618357730607.jpg (249.81 KB, 777x658, hZMVP7W.jpg)


No. 179419

Who is this? I bet he's slanging like satyr under those robes. Permanent 12 inch erection bruise the bottom of my lungs Church Daddy

No. 179420

jude law

No. 179425

damn, his skin looks like an unshelled almond that's rotted a little bit so it's going soft

No. 179452

File: 1618380384576.gif (4.22 MB, 268x335, r888fjfs.gif)

He filled the dirty older man trope so nicely.

No. 179461

File: 1618386552486.jpg (33.12 KB, 611x612, gettyimages-187271151-612x612.…)

Jeremy's teeth is the stuff of actual nightmares and his personality always put me off even though he can be funny. He's tall though I guess?

You validate me anon. I found James so weirdly charming and sweet. But then he'd have these moments like appearing out of the tent in the jungle with a knife in hand that had me wondering about his younger years. kek

I know he modeled in some motorcycle magazine when he was young and Jeremy/Hammond poked fun at him for it, but I can't find the pics anymore.


Ngl, I always remembered Hugh as a creepy old dude. Never realized he was actually hot when he was younger.

Ugh yes. Shame about his hairline. He's still fine as a balding old dude tho ngl.

No. 179463

File: 1618395235764.jpg (45.8 KB, 500x641, ecc6473ae56120befe585deacc56ca…)

Jeremy Irons. He was great looking back in the 90s, kinda iffy on him these days.

Didn't know he was Scar until I Googled him for this

No. 179468

File: 1618398008844.jpeg (27.7 KB, 293x400, 82F8CBA4-FC55-4B78-8DA9-A250CA…)

Welsh boys pt 1 Ioan Gruffudd

No. 179469

File: 1618398039343.gif (955.54 KB, 500x277, C5853798-B509-4775-BB24-A4E21F…)

Pt 2 Iwan Rheon

No. 179502

He has those fuck boi eyebrows, lol.

No. 179505

Are "Ioan" and "Iwan" a different way to write the same name?
But I agree, both are hot.

No. 179520

File: 1618421892819.jpg (303.51 KB, 1922x2480, NINTCHDBPICT000152274742.jpg)

Where do we stand on Dara O'Brien

No. 179527

They are different names.

No. 179534

File: 1618428112606.jpeg (872.14 KB, 3618x3618, ADE2BA49-2CF8-4960-B5FD-A0135C…)

No. 179541

Oh anon I just lost my mind to this.

No. 179546

haha ok i get what you mean but LOL HITLER'S ON A BUS

No. 179550

I like him. He seems charming and fun to be around but definitely fits into the “ogre” category on the venn diagram an above anon made.

No. 179555

He definitely does but I was mad curious because I consider him on the same level as Greg Davis and people are ready fuck him

No. 179557

File: 1618441705795.jpg (26.39 KB, 377x546, 14a81fd0bbce660568a126b71a4ba4…)

Some of Bottom's humour was lost on me because, as richie was complaining about being so unattractive to the point of being unlovable (or, more relevantly, unfuckable), which is really what the entire show is, i was only thinking.. you are so so wrong, king..

No. 179559

I have no counter argument for that lol

This thread is making me realize that I apparently don’t quite go for looks but more so for if they can make me laugh because wow my taste, looks wise, is objectively bad. The only thing I can say is that at least I don’t want to fuck Clarkson.

No. 179562

well he's got a horrible personality, idk why anyone would fuck clarkson

No. 179566

File: 1618451822603.jpg (41.57 KB, 300x450, bottom_richie.jpg)

Yes! Not going to lie, I only ever really found him attractive around this specific era and I'm still not sure why, but like other anon said he filled the dirty old man trope well lmao

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