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No. 178343

New thread by popular demand:

For attractive guys but, like, British

No. 178345

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The dream I had about David Mitchell fucking me on the empty set of Qi is in my top five best sex dreams. I will defend this attraction to the death

No. 178348

>>178345
He's tall, dark and handsome imo too.

No. 178350

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i want to peg his ass so bad anons

No. 178351

>>178348
Something about being a repressed dork just rubs me up the right way. I feel like he'd just snap and let out 30 years of hidden perversion rain down on a girl

No. 178355

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Bong here, can someone explain to me why people from other countries (mostly America I guess) find British men so attractive? And for those who do, is it just upper/middle class men from the south like London or ones from other areas too?

No. 178359

>>178355
It's because American people perceive britbongs as clever and gentle compared to their own American counterparts.

I'm from Ireland and they do something similar to us. American guys think Irish girls are all fiery wildflowers holding a bucket on a windy hill with our curls blowing gracefully in the wind.

They're attracted the the "good" stereotypes

No. 178370

>>178355
I think it's a bit of a meme from 90s romcoms, some women grew up thinking British men are all handsome and classy like Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

No. 178375

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I'd ride Noel Fielding more times than a stolen Nissan. The whole quirky artist thing really does it for me. Plus, loooove that he has old punk flair

No. 178380

>>178343
>attractive
>british
the replies already prove this concept doesn't make sense nonny.

No. 178381

>>178355
Burger here. I think it’s primarily the accent and a lot of us think it sounds more sophisticated than our accent. But a lot of exposure to British accents in the U.S only showcase the nicer accents (this is also true of British media in general in the U.S) so we tend to have somewhat of a warpped view on Brits.

No. 178401

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I've had a thing for Reece Shearsmith for nearly 20 years now. He was especially handsome when he was younger but I personally still think he's hot as fuck now that he's over 50. He's shorter than me which would usually put me off, but idgaf. He's pretty imo.

>>178345
Ahh we meet ago Mitchell-anon. I was the other anon who had the David sex dream. His eyes are so dark, they're kind of scary but in a way that it flips into being attractive. They're very striking.

No. 178408

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Not to be "that" girl, but I have to say Benedict Cumberbatch. It has to be said. It HAS to.

>>178401
We meet again, David-anon. Weirdly I too have a thing for Reece Shearsmith

No. 178409

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Paul Hollywood can get it

No. 178410

>>178409
OMG YESSSSS. I literally never seen eyes as blue as his are

No. 178412

>>178408
I wish we knew each other irl i have no mates irl who get this shit. They all like anime boys and shit. I just want to swoon over older comedy men with someone.

No. 178413

>>178375
Yes! I rewatched Mighty Boosh recently and was reminded of how cute he is

No. 178417

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>>178375
God I feel this but with Julian Barratt too, they both looked so cute during their early comedy days on GAS and other gigs in the 90s and especially on the Mighty Boosh.

No. 178422

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Taron.

No. 178425

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>>178408
Omg I was CRAZY about him back in high school/college when I was into BBC Sherlock. I don't really follow him as much these days (he's kind of weird now tbh) but I still look on him fondly because he reminds me of a time when my taste in tv was simpler but made me happy, kek.

To contribute: Domnhall Gleeson. I hated the latest Star Wars movie but his character getting injured and snivelling made up for it

No. 178427

>>178381
you've clearly never heard a brummy.

No. 178432

>>178355
i think this thread is people who specifically find the comedians attractive. although i personally do not like upper/middle class men from the south, i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

No. 178442

>>178427
Uh, yeah? That was I was initially getting at in my original post. That most Americans aren't really familiar with the less attractive sounding British accents.

No. 178444

>>178432
> older sketchy northern guys
Pics pls I need to see what they look like

No. 178448

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>>178417
Anon, you're right. Julian Barratt can touch my fanny

No. 178449

Good to see we all have a taste for awkward kinda lumpy men who are older. Lana would be proud.

No. 178451

Brett Anderson in this video is good stuff.

No. 178455

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No. 178457

>>178432
I don't like posh southern men either. Their voices make me cringe. I love all the northern accents, and the welsh. Scottish is instant wet knickers too. But dirty northern men? Sign us up.

No. 178462

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Nice thread, Nicholas Hoult is my contribution. I've had a crush on him since Skins and it's still going strong all these years later.

>>178417
>>178425
God yes

No. 178464

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the icon himself

No. 178466

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No. 178467

>>178455
Holy fuck, how did I not think to post Hugh Dancy? I'm such a slut for Mads Mikkelsen that I barely registered Hugh while I was watching Hannibal. It's not until recently that I actually realised how attractive he isss

No. 178468

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Joseph Gilgun, always plays the alcoholic/drug addicted bastard with a heart-of-gold, I love that

No. 178470

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Fell in love with him in Chatroom.

No. 178472

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>>178470
I clearly have a type.

No. 178475

>>178470
Who is this?

No. 178483

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Gabriel byrne, who played professor bhaer in little women

No. 178489

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I hate that I initially draw a blank on famous english guys I'm into, I'm so uninterested in my countrymen, jamie dornan is alright though. I like americans lol I prefer american accents. I guess it's a case of the grass is always greener

>>178448
>touch my fanny

I winced at this. I hate the word fanny kek

>>178432
>i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

I get it, rather them than any southerner

>>178455
he's so cute, I need to finish hannibal

No. 178491

>>178475
Matthew Beard!

No. 178493

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>>178444
Andy McCluskey, that beautiful cokehead is my waifu

No. 178494

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>>178493
and i posted lee mack in the other thread, he gives me a huge boner

No. 178495

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Pink Floyd boiz

No. 178497

>>178468
Oooof. He lives nearish to me. I've seen him out and about and he's so good looking irl it's ridiculous.

No. 178499

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No. 178500

>>178497
i love his rangy crackhead body, jealous that you see him so often

No. 178501

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Mike Wozniak. I hate facial hair, but he's the exception.

No. 178502

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I just realized 2/3 of my top TV crushes are from the UK, I didn't realize I was so susceptible to them

No. 178503

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No. 178504

>>178502
Cillian Murphy is an Irish treasure, girls ADORE him here

No. 178505

>>178494
Lee Mack Daddy

No. 178506

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rip his youth

No. 178507

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Morrissey. Even though he was (and still is) and epic virgin who looks like he would take Dark Academia aesthetic seriously, he still looks kinda dorky cute

No. 178509

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No. 178510

>>178509
Ugh beautiful Damon. I saw him play a small gig with Gorillaz and he grabbed my hand during a song and I got all hot and flustered. He stared me down, smiling this big cheesy grin.

No. 178511


No. 178513

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>>178507
a man so wussy he got beat up by robert smith and retaliated by sending 50 pizzas to his house

No. 178514

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james acaster

No. 178515

>>178514
That fucking episode of Would I Lie To You broke me with the lettuce story. James Acaster is the Bob Mortimer of our generation

No. 178517

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Rik fucking Mayall.

No. 178529

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No. 178533

>>178409

my eyes immediately went to his bulge and i hate myself immensely for it. goddamn you paul hollywood.

No. 178538

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No. 178539

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I’m guilty of only wanting to get a Disney+ subscription so that I can watch Loki.

No. 178541

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>>178510
I met up with graham once, he is so qt in real life

No. 178542

>>178499
yes yes yes I love Syd so fucking much, he was gorgeous

No. 178544

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reece and james winning gbb <3

No. 178547

>>178464
Love him. gets too much hate on here, qt bby boy

No. 178551

>>178533
Dammit I had to back and check. Look at that bulge tho, I bet he has something good

No. 178556

>>178547
he deserves the hate tbh

No. 178557

>>178556
Oh, why? Did I miss some Pattinson drama?

No. 178560

>>178557
i think he's just kind of a mediocre actor and gets taken more seriously than kristen stewart who has demonstrated more skill

No. 178561

>>178515
the 12-year-old child confirming that he is, in fact, a grown man's arch enemy was amazing

No. 178562

>>178529
i like this episode because andy is in it but sean is pretty cute back then too
(can't embed because not youtube plz don't ban me jannies) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7edehf

No. 178567

>>178538
i've always thought the gallaghers looked like their parents were siblings kek

No. 178582

>>178551
It’s okay anon. I wonder if he can close his legs with that bulge

No. 178587

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Sean Lock (or Jasper from Twilight?) is pretty good looking. It's a pity he isn't funny. You never see him on panel shows these days

No. 178589

>>178587
He went such an odd way with his looks

No. 178593

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I know he gets called 'sloth' and he's not classically good looking at all, but Greg Davies does something to me especially now that he is older and has the glasses. It also doesn't help he's an ex teacher and he's 6'6". I'd like to sit on his knee while he told me off and held me with his big hands.

>>178544
It made my day that they both won. James is so lovely. I would be devastated if it came out he'd done something bad.

No. 178596

>>178593
>6’6”

Even better, anon— He’s 6’8”. But I love him so much. He is dorky and funny and I just want to cuddle with him so bad

No. 178599

An interview with a smoking Matthew Goode. A feast for the eyes

No. 178600

>>178596
Well that just blew my knickers off even more anon jfc. He does seem like he would be great at cuddling. I know he said he's not got the energy for it but I'd want him to toss me around like a ragdoll too. He's got that dorkiness but I bet he can be stern when he needs to be!

No. 178601

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He was so handsome

No. 178602

>>178593
I want him to yell at me so bad for some reason.

No. 178603

>>178601
ah.. you've reawakened the 16 year old clockwork orange fan in me anon.

No. 178605

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>>178567
How dare you lmao. Liam was beautiful

No. 178606

>>178602
That's how I feel. I want him to shout at me and tell me off.

No. 178607

>>178600
Idk if this will embed or not since I’m on mobile, but seeing as how I’m attracted to both Greg and Russell this is a god-tier video.

No. 178609

>>178567
>>178605
Noel looks a little inbred but Liam is absolutely gorgeous

No. 178610

>>178607
I love this video so much. They're so cute in their underwear and being all cuddled up together. Have you seen Man Down anon? I will always forever be traumatised by the scene where Greg is fucking that old lady on his tiny bed.

No. 178611

>>178610
I have, yes!

I need to give a rewatch since the current season of Taskmaster is making me feel things for Mike Wozniak that I was not expecting lol

No. 178614

Ahhhhhhh there was a video of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan stripping to their underwears and recreating a Vogue photoshoot together where they are hugging each other intimately from behind and I wanted to post it here but can't find it anymore. I guess it was too hot for Youtube and they removed it lmao

No. 178619

>>178599
This is my favourite interview with him where he was hungover and the whole thing was hilarious. I lost it where he said 'This could be the first live anal prolapse this station could ever see' lmao

No. 178620

>>178611
I posted Mike a little further up. I haven't watched any new Taskmaster but I will especially because he is on it. I don't bear facial hair at all but he gets a pass.

No. 178624

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I’m so sorry

No. 178632

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>>178624
don't be

No. 178633

>>178624
Who is he? He looks like if Kevin Bacon and the Grinch had a baby.

No. 178635

>>178633
Dan and Phil… and I think Phil is the one you’re describing haha

They’re YouTubers who were more popular in the early 2010s

No. 178636

>>178624
You have the taste of a 16 year old FTM

No. 178637

>>178636
Why ftm anon? I thought it’s very normy to like them. I didn’t like them back then but atm i think they both look their best.
>>178632
Bless you ♥

No. 178639

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The lines on Tobias Menzies' face are mesmerizing

No. 178641

>>178639
what are those i've never seen anything like it? it looks like 2 symmetrical scars down his face

No. 178643

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>>178599
Watch the wine show if you haven’t already!

No. 178644

>>178641
Right? I thought they were scars too at first but every time I google about it every article just sums it up as "that's just how his face is"

No. 178645

>>178562
thank you!

No. 178647

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>>178620
I went into it knowing that I would get a resurfacing of feelings for Lee Mack but did not expect them for Mike

No. 178649

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The Kooks was my 00’s - 10’s crush

No. 178658

>>178647
He looks like he would be super cosy and sweet. I proper want to ruffle his hair. He's also got a really nice pointy nose. 10/10 cutie.

No. 178663

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i'm just going to ignore what's going on in the dumbass shit thread

No. 178665

>>178593
Greg Davis is absolutely Daddy by virtue of his stature alone. Like imagine that fucking thing lifting you off the floor by your neck, so hot

No. 178666

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Remember Jamie from Bake Off?

My mum actually pointed out to me that he looks like someone I'd fancy

No. 178668

>>178665
It's all I could hope for. I just want to be tossed around by this man mountain.

No. 178675

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>>178665
Oh god yes

No. 178678

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You killed the unconventional male attractions thread by making this one. Idk what that says about british men.

Also Richard Armitage in The Vicar of Dibley made me feel some kind of way. So sad I can't find it anywhere online to watch

No. 178684

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>>178675
Adding Greg Davis to the growing list of people I didn't know I wanted to dominate me. Imagine his headmaster character from the Inbetweeners, just a big mean dude who could call you into his office to beat you with a wooden ruler

No. 178686

>>178678
I think its interesting that this killing the other thread highlights that a lot more of us are Irish/British and all share a taste for lumpy old debatably attractive men than I expected

No. 178693

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This guy, Linus Roache. I first saw him in the show Vikings as King Ecgberht and holy shit does he play that regal, weary, pragmatic yet charming role perfectly. Blew the other actors out of the water tbh. Some you just immediately know have theatre training and sure enough he used to be in the Royal Shakespeare Company. They bring a sense of charisma and gravitas like no one else that's seductive regardless of how they look. I don't think he's unattractive now, he looks pretty good for a man in his 50s, but damn was he a fox when he was younger. Played a priest too, which happens to be my fetish.

No. 178696

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I need you

No. 178698

>>178696
Based. He’s a qt. I wish he was my simp bf.

No. 178699

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yes, you can call me anything you want

No. 178715

>>178686
> a lot more of us are Irish/British

Nah, I’m a burgerfag who likes debatably attractive men who can make me laugh.

No. 178755

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I'm not sure how none of the Doctors have been contributed yet. I had a huge crush on Matt Smith back in the day, and David Tennant is just cute in general

No. 178756

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>>178755
Matt Smith looks like the puppet from that Interpol video and I can't get over it. sry.

No. 178765

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Kevin O'Reilly is a beautiful leprechaun

No. 178766

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>>178499
He was so cute, so sad what he went through

>>178510
Anon I'm so jealous of you! I hope you know how lucky you are

>>178699
I am shamelessly extremely in love with this sexy ass man and I wish he would croon romantic songs to me every night

No. 178767

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>>178765
i used to find him cute but i feel like his looks went downhill the past year, he was cuter in 2019

No. 178771

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I don't think if this is right thread for this, but I've noticed that English men either tend to be 1)Uber Masculine guys with granite Jawlines 2)Weird Looking weasel Men 3)basically ogres

No. 178772

>>178771
tbh I feel like this is the case in the USA too

No. 178784

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No. 178787

>>178771
Yeah when I think of British men, I think of either men like 1)Henry Cavill,2) benedict cumberbatch and 3) the orcs from Lord of the Rings movies

No. 178789

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>>178771

We should make that a game. Pick a masculine, a weasel, and an ogre, but the catch is that you have to be willing to date all 3

>>178787
Henry Cavill is something special. God, that jawline and THAT body? What a special combination. He is the only man I can think of who is equally as hot with and without his beard

No. 178790

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do these guys count as weasels? these are the only types of men I like

No. 178791

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Aiden Turner. He used to play Poldark in… Poldark. I was actually surprised to find out he was born in Wicklow, Ireland.

No. 178792

>>178790
My definition of a weasel man is like a not-broad shouldered bloke with skinny wrists and a thin head. Maybe a big nose and some shifty eyes too.

My definition of a Weasely man is a ginger who is a stage 5 clinger in friendships and tries his best at magic

No. 178793

>>178791
The North of Ireland is so lacking in handsome men, feels bad.

No. 178794

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No. 178795

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Masculine = Oliver Jackson-Cohen
Weasel = John Robins
Ogre = Danny Alexander

I think Danny Alexander could be a weasel but my only other choices for ogre were Johnny Vegas and Boris…

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>this thread in a nutshell

No. 178797

>>178790
The amount of Reece in this thread pleases me greatly.

No. 178801

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No. 178811

File: 1618073730071.gif (1.61 MB, 309x428, 490c9ff771a3d844ed7f6bbde64f4e…)

>>178791

Ugh yes, he's so freakin gorgeous it hurts. Thanks for reminding me to start watching Poldark right away

No. 178817

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I made mine a collage.

Robert Pattinson = Masculine
Mark Watson = weasel
Peter Kay = ogre

No. 178818

>>178817
Mark and Nish’s song will always be one of my favorite things

No. 178821

>>178818
Also, saying and replying to myself: Bob Mortimer is definitely one of my weirder crushes but he’s just so bizarre but also charming and I love him.

Honestly; I find all of s5 of Taskmater’s contestants attractive in some way. Especially Aisling (but as this thread is reserved for Lads!posting, I will refrain from posting her)

No. 178822

>>178817
That's not how you eat the holiest of holies wtf.

No. 178823

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weasel vibes…i've never even heard of this show

No. 178828

>>178605
he looks like retard jesus from the Preacher tv show

No. 178829

>>178678
not even on those russian or indonesian stream everything websites? i love those

No. 178830

>>178828
The term "retard jesus" has blown me away

No. 178832

>>178755
whoa i had no idea david tennant was that tall. i thought of him as shorter than me

No. 178833

>>178787
i think of the engish pub from family guy

No. 178835

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No. 178838

>>178823
lmao I would win that game

No. 178839

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Michael Collins was Irelands leading Daddy Dom

No. 178843

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Aidan Gillen

No. 178848

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God bless this thread. I've had an obsession with monty python for a year now and only here will I admit that a big part of it is that I find them all incredibly attractive. I've sperged about eric in a previous thread so here's michael palin

>>178375
>>178417
>>178507
>>178517
great taste anons

>>178756
kek, are you the same anon that compared someone to that puppet in another thread?

No. 178850

>>178848
Two of mine are in your great taste comment (Noel Fielding and Morrissey). Clearly you too are a woman of culture like myself

No. 178851

File: 1618086400258.png (6.48 MB, 2200x1464, Screen Shot 2021-04-10 at 4.26…)

look at the babies

No. 178855

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>>178801
Where on this chart does PhilosophyTube pre-transition fit?

No. 178857

>>178855
weasel. only seemed masculine next to balding soy boy hbomberguy

No. 178860

>>178855
he's so red in the face all the time. really gives onision a run for his money

No. 178865

>>178860
Sage for OT but I swear the furniture in that pic looks like Contra's

No. 178867

>>178855
it's Skinnyfat Mac!

No. 178872

>>178343
>for attractive guys
Ok. Who's gonna start?

No. 178884

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I wanna kiss his non existing lips

No. 178902

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No. 178904

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>>178902
He and Hugh grant are the reason I love this movie

No. 178925

>>178848
I got into Monty Python a year ago too! Yes Michael is a cutie and I've always found John Cleese strangely attractive as well

No. 178928

>>178801
I'm saving this, absolutely perfect

No. 178929

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James Acaster. I love him, he's so weird

No. 178938

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Alex Wyndham is pretty much a nobody (though he was in Rome) and seems to narrate mostly trashy romantic audiobooks these days. His voice isn't anything special either, which is a shame since he was super pretty when he was younger and looks a bit like Lee Pace otherwise. A great, unique voice is the number one turn on for me.

No. 178940

Ugly men, ugly men. Nothing but ugly men, I'm British and these men are hideous, bottom of the barrel. What is wrong with you all.

No. 178941

>>178940
Show us some of the good looking ones then

No. 178944

>>178941
There aren't any.

No. 178956

>>178693
a gay priest

No. 178964

>>178940
Who do you find attractive anon?

No. 178970

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>>178755
David was so damn hot as The Doctor, with that hair and his suit. No wonder all the fangirls loved him. And he's just a handsome guy in general, and i really like how he's so nerdy and dorky irl, that makes him more attractive

No. 178971

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I scroll all this way and not a single mention of Andrew Scott. Horrible. Look at yourselves

No. 178973

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>>178971
I loved him as Moriarty and he is an amazing actor in general, especially in theatre.

No. 178974

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Brian Molko was so incredibly beautiful when he was young

No. 178976

>>178940
youre probably one of those anons who’s only attracted to 2d anime boys or something

No. 178982

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>>178971
He was so good in fleabag

No. 178983

>>178982
Ohhhhh

That’s a good gif

No. 178988

>>178964
Idk just ignore me I'm just sperging, just sick to my stomach of seeing pasty balding 40 year old men.

No. 178991

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>>178970
>>178755
I loved David Tennant's hair in Staged. All of it. The chest hair was especially nice.

No. 178992

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>>178925
I wouldn't say strangely!

No. 178993

>>178992
excellent taste anon!

No. 178995

>>178988
Well I'm 30. I personally don't care to look at men younger than me. But to each their own.

No. 178996

>>178795
nayrt but perfect examples. also, Oliver Jackson-Cohen could get it. definitely in the top 1% of model hot men walking around this island

>>178811
ugh this gif. he was gorgeous on being human

>>178817
>big nose to rub clit when he eats pussy

lmao, yet another reason big noses are superior

>>178971
only as this character though for me. didn't do much for me in his dark materials

No. 178997

>>178992
seconding this. always had a weird thing for john too

No. 179011

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>>178992
chapman was the best one, can't wait to see him when i go to hell

No. 179035

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Carey Elwes. Just found out he is British, and good God have I had a crush him ever since I watched… er, The Crush

No. 179037

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>>178417
>>178448
Always thought I was crazy for preferring Howard over Vince in the Mighty Boosh. Glad to see others appreciate Julian Barratt too.

>>178464
Used to not get it during the Twilight era, but he's grown on me over the years.

>>178499
>>178509
>>178884
Yes to all of this. I was going to post Syd before scrolling past that post, but I guess I'll post a more questionable crush. Keith Flint.

No. 179040

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tom mison

No. 179041

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No. 179052

>>179037
Anon, Keith might be questionable, but he was my first crush. He you seen his tongue?

No. 179065

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>>179052
Oh good, I'm not the only one. Still thought he was cute even as an old dude.

No. 179070

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>>179065
I thought he was handsome. He was a cutie in the 80s/90s with his long hair, but this version will forever be my favourite.

No. 179071

>>178988
there are plenty of young men itt, you really are sperging for no reason

No. 179078

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I can't believe no one has mentioned Richard Ayoade yet. Cute, nerdy, sarcastic, genuinely smart and creative. I love the way he talks

No. 179079

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Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. I love his smug ass.

No. 179080

>>178791
>>178811
He's super hot in Being Human.

No. 179084

>>178489
If you don't like "fanny" you may enjoy "fanoir" a wee bit more??

No. 179085

>>178801
Anon, this is great. Thank you!

No. 179086

>>178843
I love smug looking men

No. 179087

>>179037
I recently happened to stumble across an older (older than late 90s) video of Prodigy and he still had his hair and was ultra young. I first thought it was Matthew Gray Gubler (or how he is written) the guy from Criminal Minds.

No. 179088

>>178513

pretty sure those subtitles are fake

No. 179089

>>179088

Yep they are fake, which is a bit of shame kek

No. 179090

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England has Tom Hardy. We win.

No. 179093

>>179087
Is this the video anon? Holy shit you were spot on with the comparison. (Prodigy appears 3 min onwards)

No. 179105

>>179078
I love him too!!
>>179088
lmao I agree, Robert Smith is angel, he'd never hurt anyone

No. 179120

>>179088
aw man. is the pizza story real?

No. 179126

>>179037
Vince Noir is such a ride but I have always appreciated whatever personality type Howard has

No. 179134

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i'm sorry for being a top gearfag i didnt meant to

No. 179136

>>179134
aw i love that little hamster. too bad clarkson's taken years off his life with his vaguely sexual abuse

No. 179138

>>179134
He isn't aging well at all but mid to late 2000s hammond when he had long hair was the best

No. 179142

>>179136
Wait what did Clarkson do? I know he's an asshole but I wasn't aware of this

No. 179144

>>179138
agreed!

>>179142
he just made him do all the most stressful and dangerous shit on top gear. that's why they called him the hamster, he was like the subject for a mad scientist's experiments. and they're bros fucking around with cars so the whole thing has a very homosocial air to it

No. 179145

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There's just something about Peter Cushing

No. 179146

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Also Paul Mcgann, especially when his hair is longer

No. 179147

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Last addition, there's no Doctor i used to love more than Christopher Eccleston

No. 179148

>>179145
have you seen Corruption? he's your boyfriend in that movie.
he and christopher lee both look great in the 1959 hound of the baskervilles, too

No. 179149

>>179146
he's so pretty. i have a boner for him in withnail&i

No. 179150

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>>179148
samefaggin for christopher lee

No. 179152

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>>179150
i love him as the turtleneck cult leader who sometimes dresses in drag in the original wicker man

No. 179154

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>>179148
thanks for the rec, i'll check it out for sure
also >>179150 yes Christopher Lee

No. 179156

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>>179149
Oh same, what a look

No. 179158

>>179156
nice pic of Otacon

No. 179164

>>179120

I don't think so, but this a real quote by Robert:

>If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey.


So he genuinely hates him lol

No. 179165

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>>179158
the hair/glasses reminds me of john lennon or david koresh. is there a name for this type of style on men because it turns me on

No. 179170

>>179145
Something about vintage looking dudes is proper sexy

No. 179177

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All the guys from SortedFood. I don't even watch it for the cooking

No. 179178

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>>179154
"hey baby, wanna get together and kill some nazis?"

No. 179189

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Nicky Wire. Not so much these days, but 90s he was peak beautiful.

No. 179249

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>>179134
I had an ex who was really into the show and at first I thought Hammond was cute cause he looks kind of like David Tennant, but over time I ended up developing a crush on James May and have no explanation. I guess at least it wasn't Jeremy.

No. 179250

>>178601
He vaguely resembles Evan Peters in this pic.

No. 179260

>>178560
That and not doing fuck all when fans harassed his (ex)girlfriend

No. 179262

>>179189
Richey Edwards too, oh my god

No. 179280

>>179249
I have to ask- does anybody here actually have a crush on Jeremy Clarkson?

It's ok this is all anonymous so you can't be ripped on the way you deserve to be

No. 179283

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No. 179284

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>>179283
i am unhealthily obsessed with all the top gears lads in my defense

No. 179291

>>179249
His personality is the best of the three imo, which makes him stand out more

Also Clarkson makes me feel violently ill

No. 179294

>>179040
Finally someone handsome.

No. 179298

File: 1618322277914.gif (1.54 MB, 440x248, 678678ghjgjhdfg5yt8g.gif)

>>179262
Richey was prettier but I just can't get enough of Nicky's smile.

No. 179299

>>179178
He looks a bit like Mads Mikkelsen here.

No. 179305

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Hugh Grant, especially in the 90s. I swoon whenever he wears a button down with the sleeves rolled up

No. 179310

>>178988
nah, u right anon

No. 179316

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>>179305
he's in Lair Of The White Worm with Peter Cpaldi in 1989 (directed by ken russell!!)

No. 179317

>>179093
No, it was an actual music video.
Looked it up, "No good". I knew the song from the 90s but didn't expect to see him looking so "Normie".

No. 179322


No. 179323

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Louis Theroux, young or old. He seems like such a nice person as well

No. 179325

>>179284
Is that a solid "yes, I wanna fuck Jeremy Clarkson" or is it a "well if I had to choose from the 3, Clarkson isn't a manlet so yeah"

No. 179326

File: 1618334081064.gif (3.38 MB, 373x251, 8EFE59A8-2949-4B1C-9D0D-323F50…)

Idris Elba

No. 179327

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>>179316
My favourite young Peter Capaldi picture. He really aged well despite kind of looking like the devil who owns a cursed antique shop in Rick and Morty

No. 179328

>>179325
it's an "i have thought about pegging jeremy clarkson while trying to fall asleep every single day for over a year now"

No. 179330

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I was obsessed with colin farrell when I was younger. I'm a sucker for dark men with sad eyes!

No. 179331

>>179326
I only know him from Luther and the show was fucking terrible kek but he's the only attractive man posted here so far

No. 179332

>>179305
His hair is so nice

No. 179335

>>179305
wow he's pretty

>>179035
>>178843
top taste

No. 179336

File: 1618339767891.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 83.13 KB, 615x803, F1A56E7C-4989-4136-9308-1307DC…)

Jeremy Bamber

No. 179339

>>179330
Sorry but how is he "dark"? Dude is pasty af

No. 179340

>>178470
>>178495
>>178503
>>178502
>>178541
>>178605
>>178794

these are the only guys in this whole thread that have lips

No. 179343

>>179339
hair anon, not skin, as in the saying 'tall dark and handsome'

No. 179347

>>179339
Referring to someone as dark doesn’t always refer to their skin anon, dark hair and dark eyes etc

No. 179348

>>179340
Kek is Jay Z more your type? I don’t think you’ll find him in this thread

No. 179350

>>179336
anon nooooo

No. 179351

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>>179348
threads like these always have girls who feel compelled to tell other girls they personally don't find x attractive, as if we care. Best to just ignore them before they shit up the thread more.

No. 179354

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>>179327
do u like Local Hero??

No. 179355

>>179351
is uh…is this person over 18

No. 179357

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No. 179358


No. 179359

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My mum has always been obsessed with him.

No. 179364

>>179328
I respect the hell out of you. Can I suck your strap on?

(As a display of respect)

No. 179365

>>179335
Carey Elwes anon here. It had to be said. He is just objectively one of the most attractive men ever in that movie

No. 179366

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>>179359
Tell your mom she has great taste

No. 179369

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but only as james bond

No. 179371

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>>179359
Dude, seeing him in The Incredible Mr. Ripley ignited a furnace inside me

No. 179383

>>179366
I've never wanted to fuck a priest before. Wow, what have you done to me???

No. 179388

File: 1618352760656.gif (833.4 KB, 500x386, tumblr_mly874j58R1r8cm5vo1_500…)

Rik Mayall with long hair and a receding hairline just does it for me

No. 179390

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>>179383
>never wanted to fuck a priest before
weak bitch.

No. 179395

>>179366
>>179390
He looked so good in the Young Pope and I don't know how, because otherwise I don't think he's aging well. Is it the fake tan? The pope outfits? The general intimidating unapproachable vibe?

No. 179399

>>179358
thank u plz don't scare me like that again. this is a work laptop

No. 179400

>>179395
i think…the hairpiece maybe?

No. 179401

>>179357
tittays

No. 179404

File: 1618355258397.jpg (160.45 KB, 1024x1001, yes pls.jpg)

>>179400
I think you're right

No. 179406

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>>179364
of course anon-chan as long as you don't mind where it's been

No. 179411

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obligatory

No. 179419

>>179390
Who is this? I bet he's slanging like satyr under those robes. Permanent 12 inch erection bruise the bottom of my lungs Church Daddy

No. 179420

>>179419
jude law

No. 179425

>>179406
damn, his skin looks like an unshelled almond that's rotted a little bit so it's going soft

No. 179452

File: 1618380384576.gif (4.22 MB, 268x335, r888fjfs.gif)

>>179388
He filled the dirty older man trope so nicely.

No. 179461

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>>179280
>>179406
Jeremy's teeth is the stuff of actual nightmares and his personality always put me off even though he can be funny. He's tall though I guess?

>>179291
You validate me anon. I found James so weirdly charming and sweet. But then he'd have these moments like appearing out of the tent in the jungle with a knife in hand that had me wondering about his younger years. kek

I know he modeled in some motorcycle magazine when he was young and Jeremy/Hammond poked fun at him for it, but I can't find the pics anymore.

>>179298
Gorgeous.

>>179305
Ngl, I always remembered Hugh as a creepy old dude. Never realized he was actually hot when he was younger.


>>179411
Ugh yes. Shame about his hairline. He's still fine as a balding old dude tho ngl.

No. 179463

File: 1618395235764.jpg (45.8 KB, 500x641, ecc6473ae56120befe585deacc56ca…)

Jeremy Irons. He was great looking back in the 90s, kinda iffy on him these days.

Didn't know he was Scar until I Googled him for this

No. 179468

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Welsh boys pt 1 Ioan Gruffudd

No. 179469

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Pt 2 Iwan Rheon

No. 179502

>>179330
He has those fuck boi eyebrows, lol.

No. 179505

>>179468
>>179469
Are "Ioan" and "Iwan" a different way to write the same name?
But I agree, both are hot.

No. 179520

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Where do we stand on Dara O'Brien

No. 179527

>>179505
They are different names.

No. 179534

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No. 179541

>>179534
Oh anon I just lost my mind to this.

No. 179546

>>179534
haha ok i get what you mean but LOL HITLER'S ON A BUS

No. 179550

>>179520
I like him. He seems charming and fun to be around but definitely fits into the “ogre” category on the venn diagram an above anon made.

No. 179555

>>179550
He definitely does but I was mad curious because I consider him on the same level as Greg Davis and people are ready fuck him

No. 179557

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>>179388
Some of Bottom's humour was lost on me because, as richie was complaining about being so unattractive to the point of being unlovable (or, more relevantly, unfuckable), which is really what the entire show is, i was only thinking.. you are so so wrong, king..

No. 179559

>>179555
I have no counter argument for that lol

This thread is making me realize that I apparently don’t quite go for looks but more so for if they can make me laugh because wow my taste, looks wise, is objectively bad. The only thing I can say is that at least I don’t want to fuck Clarkson.

No. 179562

>>179559
well he's got a horrible personality, idk why anyone would fuck clarkson

No. 179566

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>>179557
Yes! Not going to lie, I only ever really found him attractive around this specific era and I'm still not sure why, but like other anon said he filled the dirty old man trope well lmao

No. 179598

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>>179357

nobody touch him he's my husband

No. 179599

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>>179469
I loved him in Misfits! Speaking of Misfits, that was where my love for Robert Sheehan began.

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>>179599
I loved Robert Sheehan in the BBC drama ‘Me & Mrs Jones’. His character was so sweet and lovely in this

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>>179249
I was about to post him god

No. 179611

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Rufus Sewell anyone?

No. 179613

>>179611
Yes!!! I love Rufus. That kind of strong masculine face with prominent structure is such a hot button for me

No. 179614

>>179559
Jeremy Clarkson isn't hot, granted, but he isn't even funny. He has a big bus window forehead and the only time I crack a smile with him is when people are making jokes about his shittiness

No. 179625

>>179599
robert sheehan wandered into the bar/drug hub where i used to drink once and chilled with us&got hammered&watched tv. this was in canada, i wonder what he was working on here

No. 179627

>>179625
Depends on the year you saw him but I think umbrella academy is filmed in Canada

No. 179632

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I know Damons been posted but fuck it, the whole band was cute in the 90s. Damon and Graham can still get it even in their 50s. Also knew a guy who looks like a young Alex though kek

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>>178848
Fuck yeah, he's my favorite, as well. I'm reading his second "Diaries" book right now, it's really interesting and surprisingly cozy.
Also picrel is one of my all-time favorite actors, Patrick McGoohan. If any of you haven't seen it, go watch "The Prisoner".

No. 179648

>>179634
NTA but I loved The Prisoner so much. He was incredibly hot in that role.

No. 179649

>>179632
the lads

No. 179652

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>>179648
Yes, yes he was. And the show really predicted a lot of shit that's happening today, with the whole surveillance and invasion of privacy, etc. Also if you wanna see Patrick play the drums like a madman, go check out "All Night Long", it's Othello but set in a jazz club.

No. 179654

>>179652
>Othello but set in a jazz club
I’m sold, thanks anon!

No. 179668

>>179627
oh this was like in 2013

No. 179669

>>179634
he's also in Scanners and Braveheart as an old man! AND he voiced himself on the simpsons!!

No. 179712

>>179669
He was awesome in Scanners. And Columbo. Him and Peter Falk became great friends. Unfortunately his last role was in Treasure Planet.

No. 179731

>>179712
he died on the same day as ricardo montalban. i like to think they killed each other.

No. 179733

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>>179731
(Pic is from another fun McGoohan movie called "Hell Drivers", it also has a young, unknown actor called Sean Connery)

No. 179815

>>179733
mcgoohan acts well&is cute in ice station zebra but i hate his by-the-books boy scout character. the movie's so sterile compared to the book

No. 179838

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Fictional but still English- Booker DeWitt

No. 179870

>>179838
Is this a joke? He has an American accent. Also, belongs in the husbando thread.

No. 179886

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>>179634
Palin anon here - you're exactly right in describing his books as cozy! He has such a comforting presence on screen, but I never thought it possible that such a hospitable feeling could be translated to the written word, let alone creating this feeling in a diary he probably never expected to be read by anyone but himself. Even when he writes harshly of a bad impression of someone or of an unpleasant experience, he still manages to stay charming and kind. I also love reading all of the little details of his day, however weird that sounds lol. The bits about python sketches and filming them are especially interesting though

No. 179922

>>179815
There is one great scene though where he's nearly drowned, and then he's calmly talking to the captain of the sub about getting to the station, and he's like, "Pop a torpedo up the spout, blow a hole in the ice, aND GET ME THERE!" and slams his fist on the table. That was A+!
>>179886
Agreed! Whenever he describes little villages or filming locations I like looking them up to see if they're as cozy as he paints them with his words. I also love when he writes entries of people asking stuff like, "You're Eric Idle, aren't you?"

No. 180130

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Best Beatle boy coming through, in terms of looks, personality and musicianship. He's always had a special place in my heart

No. 180262

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>>178495 Exquisite taste.

Barry Gibb was so sexy back in the 70s. I just want to run my fingers through his hair while riding him.

No. 180265

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young greg wise. emma thompson’s man

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No. 180274

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Steve Jansen on the left.

No. 180278

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No ones said it yet but Robert pattinson. I wasn’t really into the twilight craze. But, his kind personality is my favourite kind.

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No. 180308

>>179351
this is not your hugbox

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No. 180956

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>>180955
as baby

No. 181156

>>180956
The bloke from Depeche Mode? Hell yeah, Strangelove! You just KNOW he'd do some kinky shit

No. 181184

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>>181156
He might be kinky but Martin is the king freak of the group lol

No. 181241

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>>181184
yeah dave isn't kinky. he's just a stripper with a great voice who i suspect may have an assistant who makes sure he doesn't drown in the shower.

No. 181288

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>>180130
Based. Girls want to fuck Lennon/McCartney, but women wish to marry George (or time travel back to tell him to quit smoking).

No. 181293

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Young Jarvis Cocker had perfect aesthetics.

No. 181302

>>181184
What… what is he wearing?

>>181241
He looks pretty hot for an old man there. Like, tight bodied, doesn't have that sag. And good movement! God I'd let him do things to me

No. 181314

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this thread made me realise I dont find british men attractive in general(i do think Cumberbatch is but not in a conventional way so…)

the only british men I can think of are Robert Pattinson,young Hugh Grant and George MacKay

(i know pic attached is random but it shows off his body nicely)

No. 181316

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i've been watching too much buzzcocks

No. 181345

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I know his looks are very polarizing, but…

I just feel deep in my bones that he'd make an amazing sub. I like his boyishness and freckles.

No. 181354

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>>181302
just martin things

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No. 181361

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>>181302
i would do terrible, terrible things to dave at any age.

No. 181362

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Only saw him in Black Mirror but he kinda cute

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No. 181369

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Martin Gore has strong sub energy

>>181361
I feel like Dave is a switch… he and I could take turns committing sins against eachother, and oh God would I let him fuck me like an animal in heat

No. 181370

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>>181369
i think dave is just alan's waifu, no need to read any more into it than that. i want him so badly though hhnnnnng

No. 181386

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>>181362
He and his brother were so hot on Peaky Blinders

No. 181387

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>>181369
I mean he literally advertised it kek

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>>181370
me too
early 90's long hair dave is my favorite. so fucking sexy

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No. 181434

>>179326
>>178794
only attractive men in the whole damn thread. rest of you need to get your heads checked

No. 181437

>>181417
my poor skinny heroin boi let me fix you with kisses

on your DICK

No. 181438

>>181387
god martin has the nicest titties

No. 181439

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I'd fuck Theo.

No. 181441

>>181434
>not being into Richey Edwards
shit taste

No. 181442

>>181434
londoners are all hypochondriacs who cheat on their wives with men, only based northerners plz

No. 181453

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goth husband

No. 181454

>>181453
the superior peter

No. 181455

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britpop husband

No. 181457

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>>181455
he's been aging beautifully as well.. sigh

No. 181459

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He's gorgeous but the second he opens his mouth, it's like he might as well be speaking Swahili. NO fucking idea what he's saying.

No. 181461

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>>181293
Older Jarvis is also mint.

No. 181547

The fact that his Liverpool accent is so hard to understand that his episode of Top Gear required subtitles for the UK release. He has the look of a dad you could seduce away from his boring family, but he talks like a fucking horse mimicking human speech

No. 181554

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>>181547
oh what i'll have to look into this man (you are talking about john bishop?). i have a scouse dad fetish for some reason. pic unrelated

No. 181572

>>181459
I'm very scouse and even I can't understand the bastard. He is nice looking though!

No. 181635

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How are you guys gonna talk about Depeche Mode without mentioning sexy ass Alan Wilder? Synthpop daddy can do any nasty thing he wants to me any ol time

No. 181650

>>181554
>>181572
Imagine fucking John Bishop and he tries to vocalise "call me Daddy" through his cripplingly strong accent. But I get it though, he genuinely looks like a handsome man who got tied down with a family and spends his days at the office daydreaming about running off with a woman half his age (that's us in the story) so he can feel like a person again.

>>181635
Holy shit, yes, how did I forget Alan Wilder?

No. 181652

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Ladies, you're sleeping on the football players

No. 181653

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No. 181655

>>181653
Who tf is that? Eees GAWJUS

No. 181660

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yeah

No. 181661

>>181655
Ruben Loftus-Cheek, love the name love him.

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No. 181664

>>181635
haha i'm just a hardcore dave stan. alan gives me popular guy at a private school vibes&i prefer my little car-burning junkie over daddy's conventional features

No. 181665

>>181652
that's because it's the worst sport kek

No. 181669

>>181665
The men are so fit, I love footballer physiques. Better than rugby players who just look fat and retarded. Better than boxers who are usually short. Better than darts players who are the ugliest men alive.

No. 181676

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>>181669
uh no actually lee mack has the darts world record and he is clearly hot

No. 181681

>>181669
Bro have you SEEN a rugby player's thighs? They could crush Jupiter.

No. 181755

>>181650
I have legit just sat here for the past few minutes trying to perfect the John Bishop 'Call me Daddy' but I just can't get it. It is horrendous. Probably best he doesn't speak tbh. I also had no idea he was over 50!

No. 181774

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>>181635
I gotchu anon

No. 181776

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>>181774
Its honestly so shitty he had to leave the band.. He was really talented

No. 181859

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>>181776
#dalan

No. 181860

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original flavour travis was hot too.

No. 181861

>>181774
kek notice no one's posted fletch

No. 181864

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I defy u nerds

No. 181882

>>181864
It didn't occur to me even once when I made this thread that someone would post a conventionally attractive athletic man. The entire time this thread has been active, my mind chose to not recognise that validity of non pasty weirdo looking men being acceptable here.

No. 181885

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>>181882
same, anon. is that…have we been…racist? against the british? was it wrong to stereotype an entire country's worth of as picrel?

No. 181886

>>181864
how does such a tall man have such tiny hands

No. 181888

>>181886
His hands are normal, his thighs are wonderful.

No. 181913

>>181861
lmao that's because he's the least attractive and least talented

No. 181931

>>181885
I'm from Ireland, being racist against British people is my 9 to 5 job.

But all jokes aside I think I just like panel show dorky comedians so much that I forgot the UK was capable of producing chad type men

No. 181989

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>>181681
They’re too busy crushing each others skulls into oblivion and getting premature dementia

No. 181992

>>181931
At least we can take a joke unlike you short, pasty potato eaters kek.

No. 182015

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John from the libertines!

No. 182016

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>>182015
Back when Pete was also a cutie.

No. 182017

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No. 182018

>>181913
plus he rags on dave for not putting on a good enough show can you believe that

No. 182057

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>>181774
Gotcha right back girl. His hands and the way his sleeves are rolled up his arms lawwwdddd

>>182018
Lmao is that true? That's rich coming from a guy who's admitted he does almost nothing on stage or in the studio

No. 182105

>>182057
yes alan famously beat his ass after the show one night because he complained about dave being lazy

No. 182452

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Professor Lupine and Sirius Black

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No. 182602

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oh god dave

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No. 182862

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he's ugly but looks jolly

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No. 183137

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just gonna shit up the thread with OMD because my baby boys

No. 183166

>>178451
a woman of taste

No. 183219

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>>183137
I see you are a woman of culture as well

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No. 183227

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>>183219
i know paul is everybody's favourite but i disagree

No. 183228

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>>183227
look at it

No. 183319

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>>183227
>>183228
Tbh Paul was initially my favorite too because I liked them blondies, but then I realized how much Andy resembled my first boyfriend I was like danmmmm

Also he aged a lot better than Paul imo

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>>183319
KEK i had an andy lookalike too. model paul hit a wall in 1983, i'm guessing over dazzle ships stress. you can tell he was having about 6 beers for breakfast for the next ten years.
picrel my sweet floppy husbando

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No. 183446

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Ian Brown from The Stone Roses is a cutie

No. 183467

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>>183446
sad he aged terribly, he was really cute

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>>183467
oh no. you werent kidding. wikipedia says this is a 58 year old man. i'm sad now

No. 183575

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Paul Simonon of The Clash was gorgeous back in the day. I think he is still very handsome now for an older guy, but back in the 80s? Yes please.

No. 183873

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me reading all the DM posts in this thread

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No. 184049

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crosspost

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>>184049
That that was a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer on the drums for some reason

No. 184180

>>184178
Samefag. *thought that it was a gay cannibal banging out the turnes

No. 184200

>>184180
man if anyone in that band ate people it was definitely Fripp

No. 184286

>>183873
I swear us Depeche Mode girls gotta make our own thread lol

No. 184290

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>>184286
ok but the OP picture has to be this

No. 184359

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No. 184360

>>184290

I hardly know what's going on in this pic but it's fine by me anon

No. 184433

>>184360
dave is pointing and laughing at andrew who is running away because he's embarassed about how old and fat he is

No. 184459

File: 1620587719108.jpg (43.66 KB, 564x845, 5a3b0d791c2adf.jpg)

>>178343
some of the men on taskmaster are attractive in a weasely way

No. 184628

>>184290
>>184286

I momentarily forgot, but I just made a thread for Depeche Mode discussions. Enjoy !

>>>/m/141198

No. 184794

File: 1620688179267.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x1080, PhotoCollage_1620688711975.jpg)

>>184459
Mike Wozniack. I was literally thirsting over him while watching Taskmaster earlier.

It's weird how he keeps changing from hot to uggo, as demonstrated in this picture

No. 184798

>>184794
Literally weird pedo neighbour on the left, hot Victorian doctor on the right

No. 185207

>>181457
he looks even better than he did when he was younger, he was too skinny in the 90s

No. 185316

File: 1620862996157.jpg (34.05 KB, 448x359, Jack_Seward_-_Dracula_1992.jpg)

Jack Seward from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Idk wgat the actor name is. Also there are no good pictures of him lol

No. 185317

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No. 185339

File: 1620871569005.jpg (190.66 KB, 461x346, withnail-and-i-bfi-00m-iuo.jpg)

>>185317
it's richard e. grant!!!! from withnail&i and how to get ahead in business. i love him

No. 185353

>>185339
He was also in the Spice Girls movie, kek

No. 185363

>>185339
thank you nonnie! I'll watch more of his stuff now. without facial hair he kind of looks like peter murphy lol.

No. 185954

File: 1621155778543.jpg (68.47 KB, 648x800, b59d05628d88939db23bc3dcaac7bf…)

I always forget he's british

No. 185955

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No. 185957

File: 1621156104293.gif (1.39 MB, 338x338, 282e65_f24c09376d7d4e0eb72f0ce…)


No. 186021

File: 1621185714233.jpg (72.24 KB, 720x1280, kersh.jpg)

this guy from food wars

No. 186064

>>186021
Dang, he looks like a sub

No. 186074

File: 1621202529678.jpeg (183.41 KB, 794x959, 7F3D3B5E-4C44-44F9-9B18-97904C…)

good thread, needs more tim curry

No. 186076

File: 1621202773555.jpeg (24.67 KB, 473x326, 42D246BE-8E4C-4E1A-B915-BB7CE4…)

>>186074
didn’t realise he’s british at first but he totally did look like he could be in some english rock band during the 70s.

No. 186078

File: 1621202846875.jpg (32.04 KB, 426x562, 01ada62523a7358d4cbf5028a4ae6c…)

>>186074
Hes been my crush since forever…

No. 186285

File: 1621290182709.jpg (269.5 KB, 1020x1383, cb5b93d01c9fd818436416dd634862…)

qt

No. 186292

>>186285
Aw he hardly counts as British!

No. 186308

File: 1621300885413.jpeg (2.27 MB, 2363x1576, 6548B362-A185-4EF7-989E-D05980…)

I’ve been watching Dave Gorman’s Life is Goodish because YT recommended it to me and guess who has a new weird crush.

No. 186363

File: 1621336782765.jpg (34.89 KB, 590x350, 632861.jpg)

he's.. so british looking

No. 186364

File: 1621336805351.jpg (37.54 KB, 600x690, sub-06endeavour-articleLarge.j…)


No. 186373

>>186364
Isn't he from some detective show?

No. 186382

File: 1621341924294.jpg (61.29 KB, 649x865, f88d848cc9aff970fc8214d85d8f73…)

>>186074
Yessss…I once dreamed that I had sex with him while he was dressed as Cardinal Richelieu from The Three Muskateers kek

No. 186383

File: 1621342000173.jpg (47.48 KB, 526x527, jt91yn8xxv561.jpg)

>>186076
Yep he rocks the unkempt rockstar look

No. 186385

File: 1621342594638.jpg (31.18 KB, 405x600, Ian McCullocha797878d5ba1b08cb…)

Ian McCulloch, cute 80s semi-goth

>>186292
Shhh he was born in Scotland and almost has a Scottish accent so he can stay lol

No. 186443

>>186373
Yes. Its called Endeavor

No. 186502

>>186078
damn he looks so good here even though i hate beards 99.9% of the time, it’s incredible.

No. 186574

File: 1621439322021.gif (5.58 MB, 452x452, tumblr_401be838301c3964735344e…)

>>178795
>>178996

Oliver is my absolute favourite. I've never had such a bad case of celebrity crush before seeing him a few years ago. He's absolutely gorgeous.

No. 186882

File: 1621573252097.jpg (20.84 KB, 386x648, 1c0e04e8485054d8bd6302c2436783…)

Andrew Eldritch seemed really hot to me in interviews, but stills of him… he kind of looks like Ted Bundy.

No. 188765

File: 1622413632772.jpeg (280.67 KB, 629x800, 2365933_orig.jpeg)

>>179249
I have a James May fridge magnet from pic rel that I display proudly on my bedroom radiator. Hate the other two but god he's a cute

No. 188925

File: 1622490896606.jpg (71.31 KB, 680x1024, Max-680x1024.jpg)

Dancer Max Westwell. Why is everyone posting the ugliest UK guys imaginable? Is this a US nonnie PsyOp?

No. 188926

File: 1622491016737.jpg (101.1 KB, 730x950, 88416-800w.jpg)

Model Sam Webb is another fav.

No. 188928

File: 1622493971923.gif (1.98 MB, 333x250, 16224938382978817.gif)

I would be really mean to a young Stephen Fry in bed. Also kinda want his crooked birdbeak of a nose up my pussy

No. 188932

Are there any how Welsh guys? I can't think of any.

No. 188935

File: 1622494804712.jpeg (61.24 KB, 960x643, nintchdbpict000352444797.jpeg)

>>188932
Ioan Gruffudd (picrel), Gwilym Lee, Aneurin Barnard, Matt Hitt, Iwan Rheon, Luke Evans… Christian Bale is debatably Welsh

No. 188938

File: 1622495647488.jpg (48.63 KB, 480x720, cf52eea2751841dc9d39b22fa00889…)

>>188932
Andy Whitfield.

No. 188939

File: 1622495768420.jpg (30.91 KB, 476x594, 476full.jpg)

>>188932
Steve Jones a TV presenter.

No. 188946

File: 1622497010663.jpg (54.63 KB, 920x518, hotness-of-tom-ellis-will-make…)

>>188935
Tom Ellis is a Welsh actor, though admittedly of mostly English ancestry. Fits the thread well, but not your question. I think he has a Welsh grandmother or something. Richard Burton is another name coming to mind.

No. 188950

File: 1622497327433.gif (2.97 MB, 268x298, de4d9e1c40397316e2c05b70c604f6…)

>>188935
>>188932
Gwilym Lee is cute

No. 189109

>>188935
nonny, posting this but not Hornblower? i mean he was divine in both roles, but the xixth century uniforms are just hhhnggh

No. 189111

File: 1622574015325.jpg (57.52 KB, 625x883, Ioan20-ioan-gruffudd-162651_62…)

>>189109
picrel, bc I couldn't upload the photo on the phone

No. 189321

>>188925
the guy you posted is one of the blandest looking in this thread, I wouldn't throw stones nonnie

No. 189482

File: 1622659515401.gif (1.75 MB, 445x445, tumblr_a00673115a808ffd0409570…)

A Richard Ayoade gif. Because it is necessary.

No. 189492


No. 189703

File: 1622759315521.jpg (693.39 KB, 1280x1554, tumblr_p56mdknyG71umunxzo1_128…)

Just looking at pictures of Luke Evans makes me blush, he's gay though.

No. 189708

>>189703
Didn't he claim to be gay then get engaged to a woman?

No. 189820

File: 1622816417578.jpg (37.11 KB, 750x400, ben.jpg.750x400_q85_box-0,14,9…)

Pouty Ben Aldridge

No. 190875

File: 1623144430211.jpeg (89.05 KB, 954x1738, B4A8A715-FDCC-448D-B88F-BB9005…)

this picture of colin farrell mmm

No. 190876

File: 1623145402421.jpg (4.76 KB, 318x159, download.jpeg.jpg)

Richard Madden

No. 190877

File: 1623145676368.jpg (8.85 KB, 183x276, images.jpeg.jpg)

Sam hughen dispute the fact you could rent his forehead for advertising space.

No. 190879

File: 1623146524320.jpg (85.11 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>tfw no hot hooligan bf

No. 190885

File: 1623148349451.jpg (609.07 KB, 1080x1326, Screenshot_20210608_121610.jpg)

Paul Bettany. I know he's 50 and therefore twice my age but what can I say, I am thirsty and he is water

No. 191066

>>189482
i like his weird lisp

No. 191310

File: 1623343469448.jpg (98.83 KB, 1300x866, Harry-Rowley8.jpg)

Harry Rowley

No. 191311

File: 1623343580244.jpg (91.3 KB, 640x360, PRI_156513910-640x360.jpg)

Alex Pettyfer

No. 191331

>>191310
Dayum. What a body.

No. 191486

>>190885
I only know who he is because of his wife

No. 191506

File: 1623414652477.jpg (69.98 KB, 731x950, 23f6e34702fba9c4095c5ef4098bdc…)

>>191331
he has an annoying face.

No. 191566

>>191506
Yeah, looks very punchable. Luckily the rest of him is distracting

No. 192509

File: 1623863371886.jpg (72.69 KB, 493x600, 749684b96e1ca160176b20b50fdad5…)

The Kinks were such a great group of good looking lads. Very fashionable too which is always a bonus

No. 192555

File: 1623876690395.jpg (56.72 KB, 395x675, tumblr_0eb02ee765aa61206fc8998…)

i'm still thirsting so hard for this bastard

No. 192642

>>192555
who is that?

No. 192758

>>192642
reece shearsmith

No. 192988

File: 1624035014414.jpg (163.59 KB, 1200x1812, imgID130689802.jpg.gallery.jpg)

Martin Kemp aged extremely well.

No. 192994

File: 1624036315198.jpg (65.24 KB, 615x616, 0_Take-That-2005.jpg)


No. 192995

File: 1624036434687.jpg (180.62 KB, 1080x1440, images.jpg)

Duncan

No. 193086

File: 1624056272819.gif (7.52 MB, 540x400, tumblr_e6639cd9e2e7a90feb2a730…)

>>192642
the other anon is correct - reece shearsmith. his hands look like they would be magical

No. 193228

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No. 193230

File: 1624126835810.jpg (108.8 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTU4MjU0NjI4NF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

i had a major crush on jack o'connell when he was on skins, and i'm happy to see that he's aging well!

No. 193233

File: 1624127289020.jpg (530.21 KB, 1200x1600, 4cevGh901w8rn82_1280.jpg)


No. 193234

>>193233
samefag. He resembles Nicholas Hoult.

No. 193261

>>193230
I'm happy he looks meaty but hasn't gone full gammon. God bless his ageing journey

>>193234
Nicholas Hoult wishes he resembled this

No. 193387

>>193230
he is so hot, especially as Cook but he’s also a great actor so i end up seeking him out in his other projects just to get more jack lmao…,, like he is so unbelievably fine it’s not okay

No. 193388

File: 1624191860563.jpeg (121.15 KB, 750x920, F364BA65-DA76-43FA-BB2A-265624…)

same anon thirsting over jack o connell adding that his sleazy smile absolutely does me in

No. 193409

File: 1624201913961.jpg (110.39 KB, 936x1310, 280.jpg)

I can't decide whether Gandy is unattractive to me or not. I like this photo.

No. 193418

>>193388
>>193230
Any man with slightly too many teeth is top notch. I also love how it's impossible to clean him up completely, he can look sharp and expensive but always a little bit rough

No. 193502

File: 1624241099078.jpeg (48.07 KB, 750x562, single-men-ew.jpeg)

i hate myself

No. 193522

>>193409
This guy is modern? I'm surprised. He looks like he could be someone from a candid photo originating during the Industrial Revolution

No. 193524

File: 1624255211114.png (1.93 MB, 1156x1440, Screen Shot 2021-06-21 at 1.59…)

>>193522
he aged weirdly…ps maybe? and got a bit skinny but that's better than blimping up i think

No. 193525

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No. 193621

>>193502
who is that and what's circled?

No. 193634

>>193621
it's guy in vidrel and the circle is a shopping bag hanging from a dresser drawer being used a rubbish bin

No. 193674

File: 1624320514773.jpg (330.73 KB, 960x1281, 20210208_162312808_M.jpg)

Finley

No. 193687

>>193674
do u have any pictures of him in an adidas shell

No. 193698

>>193687
nta but is that a legit request or are you implying he looks chavvish? If legit, that's random lol. Why an adidas shell?

No. 193711

>>193698
he kind of looks like slavic bae, i bet he'd look cute in a tracksuit

No. 193743

>>193687
>>193711
full name is Finley Prentice if you want to look him up

No. 193745

File: 1624359019058.jpg (35.83 KB, 559x559, 4143921_8724284.jpg)

I wish they would use more masculine men in British modelling. The trend for a long time has been to use deliberately odd-looking mixed race men who look as if their features were stapled on in the dark or ginger/blond floppy haired freckled twink types who look like literal 12 year old boys (Fionn Creber is an example) or snobby, smell a fart pinched nose types who look like they've just joined the bullingdon club and want to beat up the homeless (picrel Sam Hardwood). And as ever, the odd nepotistic case. Gallagher's hideous son is a fucking model kek. Handsome, masculine ones like David Gandy, Sam Webb and Oliver Cheshire got more work in Italy pretending to be Italian men kek. Just why?!

No. 193764

>>193745
i like the mixed race moe boys kek. they have OwO eyes and pretty hair

No. 193765

>>193743
yayyy ok

No. 193783

File: 1624382137108.jpg (275.11 KB, 1500x2000, phil-wang.jpg)

Painfully unfunny but has pretty eyes and lips

No. 193909

File: 1624448439436.jpg (298.77 KB, 1000x1389, elliot-aiken-12194-1000x1389.j…)


No. 194206

File: 1624594360602.jpeg (31.81 KB, 400x400, 6B25587A-D59A-4491-9FB0-E02B89…)

Oh no I’ve started watching Fleabag and I’m in the Andrew Scott season and my crush on him has flared up again

No. 194636

I liked Rhod before but then I saw this (skip to 2:32 for some femdom overtones) and I was like "wat". I hate troons, btw, but seeing him do this made me feel funny.

No. 194650

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No. 194659

>>194650
holy shit anon same

No. 194779

File: 1624954951553.jpg (34.61 KB, 500x633, 87459516ecb4c4e8fee5673cab62a8…)

objectively he's kind of ugly (his eyes are really close together) but I find him rly hot, Idk

No. 196854

File: 1625728811353.jpg (173.72 KB, 673x681, tun5ernvEeQB1qf4im3o2_r1_1280.…)

I watched Withnail and I the other day and Paul Mcgann is so freaking pretty and handsome. He's got that kind of classic romantic look to him that wouldn't be out of place in the 18th century. Plus his voice is so soft and gentle, and now I wanna listen to all the audio episodes he did as the 8th Doctor lol.

No. 196987

>>196854
>tfw no hot failed actor GAD bf
I love how often he appeared half-nude in that movie. They knew. I want to make him blush.

No. 196992

File: 1625779494901.jpeg (41.37 KB, 620x413, 122904.jpeg)

>>196854
Somehow this lad reminded me of Peter Cook who I have neglected to post here yet. He was such a cute..

No. 197004

just want a nice middle class british lad to watch the footy with tbh x

No. 197010

File: 1625784261082.jpg (63.76 KB, 1400x700, hair.jpg)

Austin is top of my list of British lads to shag.

No. 197075

>>197010
Oh behave!

No. 197077

>>197010
Omg I love him too kek

No. 197117

File: 1625839067620.gif (1.9 MB, 252x252, m6c5cb5dc5202b9c922f83c92f754c…)

>>196987
Yesss there were so many shots of him without his shirt or pants. I was getting too distracted to focus on the dialogue at times. And i couldn't stop staring at his perfect neck and jawline too

No. 197131

File: 1625849361328.jpg (68.53 KB, 1053x790, E4L7sAFX0AQLz70.jpg)

ugh those lips

No. 197141

>>196992
(Dudley was hotter, sorry)

No. 197191


No. 197192

>>197117
oh my god he looks so soft and lovely

No. 197219

File: 1625898519268.jpg (119.49 KB, 634x876, dudleymoorepetercook.jpg)

>>197191
HE WAS! C'MON. And he could play the piano!

No. 197270

File: 1625936297040.jpg (38.1 KB, 640x477, asdfghjkl.jpg)

>>197219
i'm trying to see it but nope sorry nonarino

No. 197314

File: 1625959048987.gif (1.18 MB, 245x138, tumblr_3fdc2b572b5fee458e8e8fb…)

Technically Gary Cooper counts, son of English parents.

No. 197318

>>197314
Yo is that from Beau Geste?

No. 197346

>>197318
nta but I think it's from Morocco with Marlene Dietrich

No. 197556

File: 1626123196973.jpeg (66.32 KB, 500x375, tumblr_inline_p93r2mLY2T1rb16g…)

Young Ade Edmondson.. cor

>>179520
>>179534
Still makes me kek every time I visit this thread

No. 197559

Women don't find men attractive

Women only find popularity attractive. Every single male posted in "attractive males" threads is ALWAYS someone famous. Now compare it to any thread anywhere for hot women. The women are most of the time literal nobodies who just happen to have great bodies.

Men actually find women attractive - their bodies, and faces.
Women are only attracted to popularity.

It's fucked up, women are shallow as it gets. They can never appreciate something for what it is - beauty for what it is, intelligence for what it is, values for what they are, interesting hobbies for what they are. Instead, a woman will care about the shallowest shit there could be: popularity. If a guy is popular, he is pretty. If a guy is popular, he is worthy, if a guy is popular his hobby is interesting.

You are pathetic and completely shallow.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 197571

>>197559
Sorry for taking the bait but wouldnt it be fucked to post pictures of my hot coworkers here?

No. 197572

>>197559
this post won't get you laid incel

No. 197575

>>193711
He looks like my ex, who did indeed look decent in one of those adidas suits.

No. 197576

>>197571
yes the real reason women don't post random men is because to most of us, it's an invasion of privacy/creepy weird.

No. 197579

File: 1626135654131.png (126.82 KB, 723x755, harry-kane.png)

I want to peg Harry Kane.

No. 197580

>>197576
Men just don't have that filter, they post anything and anyone online all the time. They're naturally creepy.

No. 197582

File: 1626137865537.png (19.74 KB, 384x512, sohot.png)

>>197576
I'm crushing on a guy right know who is a factory worker, works night shifts for minimum wage and only ever seems to hang out with his family. A nobody. Sorry no pics but just sharing my oh so interesting crush. I'm sure you're all grateful to hear about him. Love the new direction the thread is taking

No. 197588

>>197559
*AS shallow as it gets, try and keep up, dear

No. 197624

File: 1626185452167.jpeg (58.97 KB, 960x640, 13090798-37F6-448D-89E5-4F4F81…)

>>197579
Grealish is the cutest one imo

No. 197630

File: 1626188523675.png (210.46 KB, 562x562, EUrA7pLUUAA6KVk.png)

young patrick stewart to the right, who knew he had a hot bod?

No. 197633

File: 1626188832092.jpg (185.81 KB, 1600x900, they approve.jpg)

>>197624
They can all be pegged as "punishment" for losing the Euros to Italy.

No. 197634

>>197624
Grealish is so popular here in the uk, he is kinda worshipped, especially by young lads. He is cute, he reminds me of Orlando Bloom a lil

No. 197640

File: 1626191715735.jpg (28.95 KB, 481x600, Phil-Foden.jpg)

keeping with the footie theme

No. 197650

File: 1626193818204.jpg (89.89 KB, 521x521, tumblr_605efd2863804065d53eac8…)

since we're talking the england team, I like harry mcguire. in some picture's he's really weird looking, but in others strangely cute. looks far better in motion

No. 197718

>>197582
I laughed anon.

Also yeah. Nobody wants to hear about our normie crushes. We have them all the time. This is a thread about British dudes who happent k be in the public eye. Which is far less creepy to talk about imo.

No. 197770

File: 1626235312073.jpg (489.09 KB, 1707x2560, Paul-McGann-as-The-Eighth-Doct…)

>>197117
mmmm
he grew up nicely too

No. 197906

File: 1626329718298.png (247.88 KB, 343x500, 9f2aceaba47a84dc5c7687a452c607…)

dave "i know what i'm paid to do" gahan

No. 198653

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No. 198659

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No. 198846

File: 1626905783119.jpg (59.29 KB, 391x512, unnamed.jpg)


No. 198847

File: 1626905891190.jpg (84.03 KB, 630x1200, MV5BZWRlMzgxMTYtYjQ5Ni00M2U1LW…)


No. 198936

File: 1626954673938.jpg (1.3 MB, 2048x1363, Clarence-Clarity_Latitude-2015…)

glitch pop husband

No. 198942

File: 1626958038058.jpg (534.66 KB, 1727x2478, Joe_Dempsie_Paris_(cropped).jp…)


No. 199137

File: 1627089002832.jpg (34.55 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTkwNjYwNDE5M15BMl5BanBnXk…)


No. 199288

>>199137
Who is this?

No. 199307

File: 1627208730795.jpg (317.73 KB, 1374x2048, e146c6ffaedaa337f31b5ab5c96275…)

I am so irrevocably horny for Hugh Laurie, especially in blackadder, I love a stupid dandy

No. 199308

File: 1627208979249.png (663.85 KB, 738x866, Screen Shot 2021-07-25 at 8.27…)

>>199307
Samefag, he also makes a beautiful woman lol

No. 199319

>>199288
It's MV5BMTkwNjYwNDE5M15BMl5BanBnXk obviously.

No. 199328

>>199307
>>199308
A++ taste. But ONLY in Blackadder goes forth

No. 199329

>>199288
Laurence Olivier.

No. 199330

File: 1627223622512.jpg (113.23 KB, 500x500, MV5BMjcyOTk5NjcyNV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Martin Potter

No. 199331

>>199330
No that's Lady Diana Spencer, you ignoramus

No. 199332

File: 1627223923517.jpg (71 KB, 976x544, _60278898_lawsonlandscape.jpg)

Anyone remember these guys?

No. 199333

File: 1627223967129.jpg (174.15 KB, 768x1281, lawson-final.jpg)


No. 199344

>>199333
lmao is this meant to be sexy

No. 199353

>>199344
I think so lol.

No. 199355

>>199332
>>199333
are these "one direction"?

No. 199369

>>199307
Nonnie, I dread the thought that you have actual sexual fantasies with this Hugh Lorries character in Black Adder specifically. Like, are you another actor in the show or are you actually in the Adderverse?

No. 199375

>>199355
No, they're a band called Lawson. The lead, Andy Brown, is an ex-boyfriend of Mollie King who was in a pop group called The Saturdays.

No. 199383

File: 1627242628066.jpeg (419.67 KB, 2048x1375, D650174F-6319-494B-8FF5-628E5F…)

Jim Reid

No. 199388

File: 1627246060008.jpg (187.3 KB, 600x800, Image.jpg)

Jake Quickenden

No. 199389

File: 1627246107501.jpg (174.18 KB, 768x1179, nrm_1416500998-jake_final_ring…)


No. 199390

>>199333
get that stupid scrote away from that falcon

No. 199433

>>199369
I don't have sexual fantasies usually so I've never had one of Hugh, but I can assure you that it's as Hugh not George! I just think he's especially handsome in Blackadder…

No. 199675

File: 1627406535127.jpg (36.37 KB, 500x500, joe-mcelderry-fb83b379-18c4-4f…)

The manliest photo I could find kek



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