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Previous thread >>121350
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Starting off with Richard Sammel, cause something about him playing a nazi is just chef's kiss
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Roland, he's the number one host in Japan. Everything about him looks gross and he's botched af but I can't help thinking he's cute
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I'm not ashamed I just don't understand my attraction to him…
Jesus fuck please don't. That he hangs out with Gackt makes him even worse looking imo.
Also google for the pics of him when he was in highschool. You will be SHOCKED. No wonder in all his pics he looks like hes wearing 20 pounds of makeup (and surgeries ofc)
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if this fucker from 90 say fiance were to just close his crazy eyes and shut his mouth i'd let him hit it ngl. i'm attracted to his feminine metrosexual energy
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I've been watching the Waco series on Netflix and it's giving me feelings I was absolutely not expecting
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he's probably been posted before but idk what it is about paul dano, i find him oddly sexay
i also think he's a total ass personality-wise (a womanizing and gaslighting ass at that lol) but imo his Mauritian accent is kinda endearing. i can see where those rumors of him being a male escort come from. he could be a
cute himbo if he wasn't a psychopath with graves disease
I have no idea of how the ranks work but I know for sure this guy is number one, he's insanely popular rn.
I don't even think it's the looks or personality, hosts just know how sweet talk lonely women
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This Noah Centineo
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IRL koresh was kinda cute, they did a good job on casting and costume
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I might be wrong about this but I think the average woman doesn't go to host bars, just hostesses and other desperate lonely women
They just want someone to talk to so there's they're not that focused on beauty, my guess
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A dark secret I will only share here. I hate my brain.
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I'm sorry anons
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If I completely ignore what he is like as a person (the sex stuff w/ a minor, idc about drugs and gangbanging really tbh), I find the whole “obnoxious rainbow thug” persona pretty funny/cool/endearing ngl.
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I found him cute in fefe im sorry
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Little Jimmy Urine
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Guy who considers himself an incel.
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I hate myself
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he ended up growing his hair super long and getting more into makeup but i love rozz williams
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there, i admit it, only as this character. i'm ashamed of how sext i find him but i don't even know if he's conventionally unattractive.
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Guy who considers himself an incel
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Here's another angle of him
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I've been watching British TV shows lately and Noel Fielding stole my heart, he's so silly and cute. I love his ridiculous outfits as well
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I know I'm going to hell…. It's Mr Atheist for anyone curious.
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Callum of Callum's Corner fame.
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I don't even like his 2edgy5you humour but I find him attractive
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Honestly, I was for the whole body positivity thing, but I didn't personally see the beauty in overweight dudes
But this… this is art
Honestly, I don't know how I'd have sex with him but I feel like I would want it
Like for sure he's not ugly, he's just unconventional so I immediately had to post it
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I don't know why but I would absolutely let him hit.
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Not sure if he counts as unconventional but Richard Ayoade. How smart, funny and artistic he is makes him incredibly attractive to me. Same thing with Bo Burnham ugh
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I have a thing for intellectual men too. ugh the things I would do to Richard…
When I was watching Travel Man I kept waiting for them to go to a sauna or a bath so he would take his shirt off but even when they did, he never went topless lol I was so disappointed
Sucks that every well dressed dude who is funny, intelligent, and skinny is thought of as gay automatically
for both gay and straight dudes, it can't be fun
For any bon appetit-ers, Chris Morroco also has a wife
you mean>Daddy Elfman
i'll see myself out
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him and frank tovey makes me wish i had a skinny fun new wave bf
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All of them. At once.
This is a nitpick but I would say that his humor lolsorandom than 2Edgy5u. Good choice though. >>139060
Sis, love yourself.
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Been watching New Girl and honest to god fat Schmidt is doing it for me
im sorry anon but this dude is straight up fugly
i always wonder how people who like fatties can get past the smell
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Zach Woods especially as Jared in Silicon Valley and especially in this episode where he hasn't slept in days
Super tall, skinny guys with big eyes and big but narrow noses are my weakness
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he's pretty hot in this one too
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Ah same, anon. This guy fucks.
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I’m so sorry :(
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I don't know how popular/unpopular this opinion was but I think I like soft Chris Pratt better than buff Chris Pratt (although he's a gorgeous man either way.) I don't usually have a thing for big guys but he just looks so soft and cuddly…
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I'm sorry, anons.
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the face, the sad eyes, the bigger broader type, how kind he was outside of playing tony soprano, humorous, older than me
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For some reason.
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love of my life, fire of my loins
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Anon same. I don’t think he’s “unconventional” at all.
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yes im retarded
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Here's my incel crush.
He's unconventional in the same sense as Adam Driver.>>139773
Fuck off back to kiwifarms/reddit, scrote
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>>139802>He's unconventional in the same sense as Adam Driver.
NO anon I disagree. John Cusack has a cute baby face while Adam Driver is just… idk how to describe it but he looks like pic related.>>139773
what is the appeal????? that he’s semi e-famous??
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I love Driver as dark and tormented Kylo Ren, but I reeeally want to have kinky fun with him like this <-
Ah, I feel you anon.
For me it is not only the Kylo Ren character, but also the voice he has.
Imagine him taking you from behind, holding you with those long arms and big hands, and then leaning upon you to whisper things into your hear… aw shit.
I'm not her or a man lmao.
I'd never want to interact with the guy, hence why he's here.>>139816>what is the appeal?
It's also a mystery to me.
I suspect it may be that his demeanor (sans shitty opinions) on streams also reminds me of some friends I had in high school. Just familiarity/parasocial shit I guess.
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Please don't shoot.
When I first saw his picture, I had no idea he was Elon Musk. It was years ago and the Tesla meme hadn't taken off. I knew his name, but not his face. 4chan was mocking him but I though he was qt so I reverse searched. Years later, I find out what a sociopath he was to his wife and I feel disgust. Shame, totally would… if he was a kind, average joe working at a tire shop. RIP
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A couple anons in the previous threads beat me to it but
Jesus Christ I wanted him to fucking destroy my ring since I was like 6.
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For anyone else who has seen Mandy, my dumb ass probably would have sucked him off right there, swallowed, then joined his cult.
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from the first episode of Mr. Robot I've been nursing a massive crush on Rami Malek and it has not gotten any weaker with time
>>140056>i'd let him plant a chip in me alright
I had a few moments of blushing watching the Queen movie. Though he looked good with Freddie's teeth.
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I want all three of them.
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But especially Alex
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>tfw the actual choice i want to post is so fucked up that even people who want to fuck ted bundy would be disgusted in me
not gonna post that guy, so my choice for this thread is paul naschy. he looks a bit like a young brando mixed with john belushi which i find interesting. i love giallo and euro horror films from the past.
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lmao fine. he’s it’s 100% worse than boris. at least boris doesn’t fuck kids or corpses and was suspected of being the yorkshire ripper.
let it be clear i don’t want to fuck him, rather i want to sodomize him publically for humiliation. only in the 1960s-1970s though. for revenge of course.
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I’ve always found Thomas Dolby so charming and sexy with his theatrics and pulp sci fi / steampunk aesthetic.
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it’s better than wanting to be actually railed by him. i want to be the one railing him with a rusty pipe. >>140126
thank you i try
he was like 45 and somewhat hairy. but he was a degenerate like most femboys so i guess that counts for something?
that was the common style for men tho. a 1970s femboy would be like marc bolan, not savile
anyways im ashamed point blank but a middle aged man was not a femboy
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these two from mystery's thread over at /pt/. so weirdly hot especially the one on the right. i want to fuck a robot so bad
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based anon, whoever you are, please write a forced feminization thing for necrononce savile now. its only fair
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I will now post some datamined pics.
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men getting off to being dominated is boring as shit. you know he wouldn't like it and he would absolutely deserve everything coming to him, so it's 100% more exciting that way
this is the second time i've meme'd other people into being into abusing horrible men
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And the last one.
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every member of Кино, but specifically Viktor Tsoi
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This nerd (NileRed on youtube)
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Aye, no shame, would. Letov in the early nineties (and absolutely in no other time) could get it too, if only he actually washed his hair.
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about two years ago i thought john entwistle from the who was super sexy. i still dont understand why to this very day
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Does anyone else think call me Carson is so cute
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amazing taste anon, I still miss Tovey
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Young Pete Shelley. I have a thing for manlets and those sad blue eyes.
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I know this is late but I'm the anon that originally posted Boris and god you're so right. I'm so hot for bullingdon Boris it's embarrassing.
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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was one of the few comic books that I read during my comic book phase. He's a funny guy
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Watched ‘The spy who loved me’ yesterday and honestly, I’d mount this giant.
i'm right there with you anon throughout all episodes i just wanted to protect him
the fact that i'm attracted to "broken" men in general also added to it
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posting the king of this thread
god i want him to fuck me up in this outfit
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I thought I was the only one: >>131487
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He's disgusting and his teeth are too big for his mouth but I think he's super cute and I wanna domme him tbh
Jerma gets posted fairly often, anon. >>140816
Agree. The only thing unconventional about him as that he's actually short. (5'6 iirc).
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Also adding this legend to the list.
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hes strangely endearing
i live for this thread and don't like to insult others' questionable taste but this is just fucking terrible
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He just seems cute I’m sorry, he has a cute giggle
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hear his rantings about how your pussy is nothing special…>>140918
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him being stupidly tall helps
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Iwan is not super ugly like others in this thread but I think he fits the unconventionally attractive and creepy/weird vibe.
First saw him in Misfits and I already loved him (also, his character was incredible in that show) but I will be forever grateful for his role in GoT. He was born to play a psychopath and that was the perfect opportunity.
He is also super sweet and funny in interviews just 10/10.
Lol I thought he was scooping ice cream out of a pint in this pic.
Also damn, he looks good with facial hair.
ehhhhh he has that "slightly inbred british person" look about him
he's not ugly but def not a conventionally handsome man
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Linus Tech Tips? anyone?>>140814
Iwan as Ramsay could GET IT. Was obssessed with him a few years back. Even read shitty smut fics of Ramsay.
Worse of all, I blame that stupid Telltale game for making me feel that way.
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I prefer men that use Linux
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rob dyke. i think someone tried to start a thread on him once here. he literally legally changed his name because youtube kept demonetising him for his last name or so i heard. he used to be one of those true crime youtubers, something about his voice, demeanour and looks and hearing him describe such gruesome, awful things used to turn me on so badly
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>>140951>missed his name>read “he literally legally changed his name because youtube kept demonetising him for his last name”>reread post for his name>dyke
But he’s hot.
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not to be an edgelord, but younger Varg could get it
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Can’t tolerate him as a person at all but man was the lead singer of Devo ever ridiculously hot! To the point I can’t breathe.
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Robert Webb used to be so dreamy in his early Peep Show days
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Same he was so cute
You guys have any tips on images/porn(preferably het) of men with long hair?
So hard to find ffs.
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Yeah I'd do him. Stop looking at me like that.
>inb4 love yourself anon!!
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i keep having sexual dreams about him
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I feel like I'm way late to the show's popularity "bandwagon" or whatever, but since i'm only starting to get to the end of it, I'd probably fuck most male main characters in Breaking Bad.
But especially Gus Fring though.
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Watching Jimmy O. Yang’s standup special made me realize I am a simple woman who appreciates a head of shiny, black hair and a man who can make me laugh. He also has freckles on his nose that I think are so cute.
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Watching Penny Dreadful and finding myself oddly attracted to Frankenstein, even though he looks like the ugly member of a shitty 2006 emo band who stands at the back in group photos.
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I liked Harry Treadaway as Brady in Mr. Mercedes, which is questionable to say the least since he was playing an incestuous mass murderer.
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Dude, you're so right.
Love his hair and eyes. I hope reprensentation will start to flip the whole "short asian men are not hot" / "long hair are feminine and not sexy on a man".
Honestly, I can only think about fucking him when I see him in anything.
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of course they look the same theyre asian lmao what the fugg(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I wanna stroke his beard and feed him cheese
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I've been looking back at my emo music playlists and Craig Mabbit in his Escape the Fate/Blessthefall days.
I think it's mostly because he looks like a white version of my boyfriend.
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Fuck it, all of them. I love all their masks in all their albums but mostly AHIG (picture) and Chris in .5
Are you me? First time I ever actively searched for smut (and I am still ashamed).
He (Iwan Rheon) doesn't do anything for me, it's just the role. Weird.
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The man with the prettiest eyes and the creepiest smile.
He aged as shit though like all slav men.
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Awh, his character in misfits was my first full-blown insane sex dream. Those were the days
Pic related I would fuck the shit out of Hank azaria. That's actually a really long standing crush for me too. His voice really gets me as well, not just in a recognisable/he's a voice actor! ish way just in general I love it hnngh>>138358
My fucking sides
I'm screaming, but I understand.>>141507Same
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george has such cute eye smile thing
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he used to be so cute…didn't age well though and now looks terrfying with all that makeup
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now that you reminded me, young dave coulier/uncle joey has always been my full house husbando.
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This movie turns me on so much. Degenerate, ik.
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I loved him in The Walking Dead and he seems like a really funny, sweet person in real life. He's in his early 60's now but he can still get it.
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Kinda wanna fuck this dude again. How embarrassing.
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lol you're far from the only one anon. even lots of guys have admitted that they think he's handsome
I’m more embarrassed because he’s a YouTuber who’s 15 years older than me. Admitting that to most people gets you a side eye at the least. >>141724
What is an axe throwing bar cause it sounds terribly gimmicky and awesome.
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Klaus Nomi can GET IT
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ok but Jello Biafra is unusually hot
Nta but I remember him making a vid about DID lately and it felt like he was blindly taking the word of people who claim to have all these alters. I know the DSM 5 says it's real but that doesn't mean people aren't also faking it sometimes
Youtube drama probably helps his views but I prefer when he covers true crime cases
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Glad I’m not alone haha. I have too many pictures saved of them so my favourite guy/mask fluctuates a lot. I really like their jumpsuits too. just want to sit on their laps and kiss them through their masks
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Recently started rewatching That 70s Show on Netflix and found myself weirdly crushing on Red. How do I make this shit go away? It’s embarrassing desu
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If you flow with the horny, the horny will flow through you and away from you, so to speak. Don't deny your thirst, it will only make it stronger.
Besides, unless you're a paedo, have some fringe-degenerate-philia, or you've got the hots for someone morally reprehensible in general, fuck feeling shame. Tired of that shit.
So as not to derail, here's mine. It was actually hard to look for a pic where he doesn't have that dumbass face he always pulls. Still would.
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I’m short so his height doesn’t bother me that much. The snaggletooth is a turn off but I still think he’s a qt.>>141727
I don’t know but there was some hot debate about it a few threads back.
Words of wisdom, anon.
Plus the guy you posted is hot as hell
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Saddam. I mean, look at these eyes.
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Ted Cruz can get it tho
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he was cute when he was young.
I get it and I'm ashamed and he's currently chatting up my partner on Insta.
Life is strange.
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He's a literal man child who only eats packaged ramen, doesn't clean his room, and is a walking skeleton. But I would still let him hit it
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So… does Helios count? Got a thing for his voice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5b3Y2y0pPE
), first thing after finishing Deus Ex was rub one out, ye-e-esssssssss
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I'm watching British panel shows and I find James Acaster quite cute despite the fact that pale, sick-looking British chaps are usually not my thing
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Greentea, a competitive Tetris player. He's really cute with his mannerisms, and he's actually quite good at Tetris, kek.
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Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld isn't that just the best name ever
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young skelly Blixa was so damn hot
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(I hope this really is him I found it on last.fm)
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Hamilton Morris, but I have a weird thing for tall skinny jews
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He's been posted many times before, but I can't say anywhere else that after watching Django, I'd like Christoph Waltz to personally rearrange my guts.
That is all. Have a nice day.
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Great taste anons
This man is basically an 11/10 for me, his entire personality is perfect
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I just wanna vibe with them
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literally only want to fuck him because he's 6'7. his face is meh but when he's standing up he's so attractive just because of his height
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Johnny Depp in fear and loathing, fair to say I'm ashamed.
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I know it's kinda weird, but I honestly think he's pretty attractive. Something about the shiny bald head, I think.
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Shiny bald heads can be attractive, anon. I support you.
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I never had a crush on someone until i found his channel. He's so cute, skinny and funny, 101% my type. I like he doesn't come off as cringy and tryhard like other youtubers of his age too. Ah, where do i find someone like him…
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Where do you live? Men in my country are ugly as sin lmao.
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Chess grandmaster Fabiano Caruana melts my heart
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tfw you will never have lanklet/manlet threesome
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I don't find him funny at all but he's got nice lips
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he's so cute and dorky. I bet he likes cuddling.
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haha I was going to post him too. too cute
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I find someordinarygamers extremely attractive
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Michael Richards in the 80s
10/10 to me
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young, old, he looks fine at any age
ayrt, I did too. Deep in the throes of unhealthy borderline obsession I had a dream where he was very fatherly towards me, which is when I realised my taste in men is pretty fucked up lmao.
Also Daniel Brühl. It's not Inglorious Basterds, its Goodbye! Lenin that introduced me to him.
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what a cutie
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An anon of taste posted him in the conventional thread and was mocked by the ladies out there but she was right: Peter Steele was beautiful.
He was also a really nice guy, had a bunch of rescued cats that he loved as his real children.
I know it's dumb since he's dead for 10 years, but I'd love to be his cute ginger housewife, living in a log cabin somewhere in the woods with our cats, cuddling by the fireplace…Yeah, I know he was a massive cokehead and drank wine like it was lemonade but let me dream.
I literally only know this guy from anons posting him in these threads but you're all valid
. >tfw no toll masochist crazy cat man vampire bf>>142712
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Willem Dafoe, specifically in Platoon….look at those lips. I know he knows how to eat p*ssy.
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Was he posted yet
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Beat me to him! I always get, “Seriously!? Him?” reactions when I say Willem is my celebrity crush but what can I say. I like weird, artistic guys and he’s a bomb actor. (The Lighthouse recently was amazing.) Also he has pretty eyes, a nice face shape and killer cheekbones.
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Lol same but only as Zohan…I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse
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Steven Ogg. I don't care that he's balding, I think he has a really nice face. I am also extremely guilty of thinking his portrayal of Trevor Philips was hot. >>142738>>142767
Ah, fellow anons of culture.
he has a very strange face but he's so talented, and a very likeable, humble person it seems. i also like his voice
he was so daddy in the florida project
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david hyde pierce, even though he was only really attractive in the 90's to me, his sense of humor and charisma tickle my pickle
Charlie and most of the male characters in Always Sunny have been constantly posted in these threads
Good taste tho
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i think the balloon boy dad is really hot lol
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samefag but even now that so much time has passed, still hot to me.
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yas! i've posted him in these threads before but i prefer him with longer hair without glasses
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Really late,but I was just about to post him.I just love his “don’t give a fuck“ attitude and rat-like appearance
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I know he appears his best here, and looks kind of like an ape (and not in a good Willem-Dafoe-monkeyman-facial-structure way) in his newest stuff. Even then, I still watch his videos and think about whispering facts about useless extinct germanic languages to each other in bed. He just seems so quintessentially british and wholesome, plus he can actually talk without using too many filler words every 2 seconds - he's neofolk bf goals, basically.
Plus, his hands are immaculate.
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he's hot. loved him on the walking dead especially alongside jdm
Congrats to him becoming a dad of twins at 50, he’s still an eccentric fuck but you could see his edges toned down into something more ‘chill weird’ in that new music video with the two dancers representing his unborn kids.
Also, guess what, he collaborated with Serj Tankian (System of a Down singer) on a new album they released this year!
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I hate myself
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Samefag but I also find Trippie Redd so cute. He has a “so ugly it’s cute” thing going for him kek
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Ben Whishaw, specifically in Perfume (pic related) he’s pretty hot in Cloud Atlas too.
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yessss he was hot as Q in the newer James Bond films
he's not unconventional whatsoever
not a superhot model, but he's not unattractive
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Anon must think this is 2011 tumblr and it’s still quirky to like skinny pale nerdy guys
To be fair a good percentage of posts in the thread give off that vibe
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I have a crush on him too anon and I kinda hate myself for it. I can't figure out what's so appealing about him.
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I stand by my submission
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someone on the red scare subreddit said he looked like a combination of louis theroux and john belushi and now i cant unsee that lmao
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He's fun and he fucks, it's as simple as that
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I'll never forgive myself for this but his cockiness just gets to me, I don't know.
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Okay I know this dude looks like he hasn't slept in a year and does drugs for a living but I gotta say: I think Pete Davidson is cute as hell
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I'm really ashamed he's looking less dead in the eyes lately.
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If he wasn't a disgusting pedophile and just a normal middle-aged man instead, I would have thirsted so hard after him when he was still alive
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posted in last thread but after finding out this piece of shit abused his gf until she committed suicide, it boggles my mind how I still get flustered every time I see him even though I also have this overwhelming urge to want to stab him
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Please, for the love of god, love yourselves anons.
>>143155>takes the cake for the entire thread
Really I think that's on par with Jimmy Saville at >>140114
Someone posted young bibi last thread. Damn
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yes anons, that is the essence of the thread, it's not like it's titled "unashamedly wholesome men"
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i know making fun of other anons is fun, but the moralfagging in this thread is getting annoying.>>143152>implying you cant stab him and fuck him at the same time
anon, you need to get on my level >>143148>>143159
i'm the savile-anon, but honestly my choice is worse because at least epstein resembled anthony bourdain (who a lot of women think is weirdly hot). savile, even when young, looked like snow miser mutated in Chernobyl
Jimnon here I'm subby as fuck so I don't think I could be on your level, I think the stabbing would be posthaste… but I do admire your willingness to be open about what your fantasies are cuz I'm fucked up as all shit myself. Also watching The Number 23 before I read into the details of his ex's death was a huge mistake, because that movie had its share of sex scenes I did not see coming when I started watching it.
I don't love myself at all anons, I'm sorry, I'm living with severe childhood trauma, relationship traumas, disorders galore, a lowkey death wish, this is the shame thread after all. I'm still exceedingly disturbed by his actions. I hope something does actually fuck up his life because of what he's done.
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man, i don't know what you guys' problems are, but whatever gets you going. anyway, all i'm saying is that if he wasn't so very gay, i'd do unspeakable things to tan france. but not like, your weird "i want to torture and stab him" -type unspeakable things. i would maybe like to for us to have sex in the missionary position, run my hands through dat pompadour and whatnot
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Jason Sudeikis in Last Man On Earth specifically.
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I accidently got a video of him in my recommendeds and it just kinda came out of nowhere. Don't give a shit about wow but I still tune into his streams. Feels kinda shameful because he's balding and I think he's a NEET. >>142899
Despite what people say, I think he’s more of a QT with his hair now than if he was bald.
Though, that might just be because I find bald men unattractive
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Keith Richards.Preferably during the shaggy hair era.He’s probably one of the dirtiest mfs in rock,but I’d go back in time and be one of his groupies if I ever had the opportunity.Also bassists are hot.
hell fuckgig yeah brace is hot! tried telling a conventionally attractive guy friend about how attractive i found him and he was in denial lmao.
"you're kidding you don't actually find him attractive right?"
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i hate his beliefs and disagree with him on basically everything but…
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love their music. but I bet a lot of russian teens back then were crushing hard on these guys>>140347> (and absolutely in no other time)
lol I‘m with you anon, letov always was a greasy mf but in that time period he was hella cute, pic related.
great musician tho
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You and me both, sisAnd I’d fuck him while he’s cross dressed as his sissy goth girl persona too
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In my defense I am 100% bisexual and I am dumb, stupid, and dumb.
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This might be out of line due to timing but I think (18 year old) puppeh is a cutie! I always had a thing for guys with resting solemn faces.I hope a nice girl his age saves him.
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yessss! I also like Taika, he's sooo cute
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I just learned today that Jeff Goldblum is way older than I thought he was. he's closer to 70 than 60. I'm steering too close to the edge of the boomer apparatus here
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He honestly looked decent before all the fugly tattoos
I don't what the fuck is going on with my brain chemistry at the moment but James Charles has been doing it for me. I don't even like twinkly, feminine men, but I'd sister suck his schlong.
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came here to post this, god tier taste anons
I don't even judge you for this, I mean I'm not into overly femme guys but I'd still take him over any of the hairy, middle aged or balding men posted
Scrolling the thread I usually think shit like 'his pubes are probably longer than his dick'
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Based Jason Alexander anons.>>143357
Quarantine has degraded my brain cells I am now attracted to twink queens.
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>>143350>James Charles>I'd sister suck his schlong
I truly have no words for how absolutely cursed and wretched this post is. I will pray for you, anon.
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Just watched Shazam for the first time and all it did was reawaken my attraction to this doofus
tfw you can't tie him up and have your way with him
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obligatory knajjdposting (yes I am ashamed)
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i’ve always had a big stupid crush on eugene hutz
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Greg Davies. He seems like a genuinely sweet person and I love that silly, disapproving look that he sometimes puts on lol. I find his height intimidating tho, he's a fucking giant
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I'm with you, anon.
I had a huge crush on William Fichtner in Prison Break. Something about that tweaked out, middle-aged bent cop look combined with his weird face.
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lmao anon this is killing me. how did i never notice that. daddy thornberry
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his nose is my fetish
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this is my unholiest confession
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Idk why but lordddd
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sorry forgot to spoiler
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His voice makes me wet
god yes, what a fucking sleezebag.
the very moment his hand slid up his body from underneath the table at the beginning of the video, i knew he was a complete and utter sexual pervert. he's such a degenerate he can't even hide it. he's constantly making the male cumface with his mouth just talking about completely "innocent" things.
and his full first name is lafayette. lafayette. that's the name of a sexual degenerate if i have ever heard one, it's so frilly and effeminate. the fact that he is a flaming red head is also really fucking hot, never even mind his terrible hairline. his growly voice sounds like there's always something really freaky going on in the back of his head. like he's perpetually turned on.
you know that whole "can't make a hoe into a housewife" shit? there's definitely a male version of that. this man would probably be really fun to fuck, but there is no way in hell i'd make such an obvious conman my husband.
oh, also, it's really hot reading all the comments degrading him and talking about how his messed up teeth and mouth are disgusting. seeing people openly shit on his appearance is sexy as hell.
and i know, he is irredeemably revolting, hideous, and evil. i just have this fetish for fucked up, terrible men with twisted senses of humor. it's fun to acknowledge the more fucked up side of humanity sometimes. like let's be honest, it's pretty fucked up that i'm attracted to such a massive piece of shit. but the whole aspect of how much it shocks and appalls people is a large part of the appeal.
tinoil time. i am pretty sure he sexually gets off on brainwashing and conning people and that's why he spent so much of his life figuring out how to hook people into his cult. like he devoted his life to scientology, but clearly not because he actually believed that shit. it has got to be related to how much of a huge freak he is. there's better and easier ways to make a lot of money than starting a cult. lmao.
thank you, thank you.
>Are you attracted to sleazy car salesmen as well?
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I'll see your nazi and raise you one faggot Nazi
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I know Slipknot has already been mentioned but I wont shut up.
terry davis is genuinely sexy>>143313
this guy is 100% my type, thanks anon>>143713
easily my favorite kind of nose. hate that so many people are butchering their faces because they hate strong noses like that
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louis garrel is so hot to me but none of my friends understand it
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Matt tuck really fuelled the long haired metalhead obsession in 10 year old me. Too bad he looks like dogshit now
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Jimmi Simpson…I always thought he was a good actor and then saw him in black mirror and something clicked, he’s really cute
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Thought he was cute when I watched the first season of Westworld, he reminded me of my crush at the time (who turned out to be an ass so idk how I feel about this guy now).
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amazing taste anon. i love goofy looking french men (which is basically all of them lol)
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i also love jean reno, especially in the professional
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS TO MY FRIENDS FOR YEARS I feel so vindicated. He is so fucking hot to me it hurts.>>143922
I came here to post him actually, watching him in black swan did something to me
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The guy who played Borat is incredibly hot surprisingly
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i'm an unashamed francophile too anon
the sad part is french tastes aren't similar at all to american tastes and i get made fun of by my friends for finding old french dudes super hot
here's a classic: jean pierre leaud >>143933
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been a while since we had joji in this thread so i just wanted to say i would still 100% blow mans back tf out. even in a tub of ramen. even as pink guy.
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while we are on the subject of moustaches.
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This is eery, I was just about to post Joji here because I had a wet dream about him yesterday. I would have fucked him at his ugliest and I'm not even an obsessed fangirl
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I don't personally care for French dudes, but I was watching Belle de jour the other day and found Pierre Clémenti steaming hot
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speaking of french dudes godard was pretty sexy even with that busted hairline
eyy i almost posted him yesterday>>143987
i agree. louis garrel even played him in a biopic. he was definitely hot even with such a sad hairline. that bastard got the most beautiful wives
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we can’t be talking about french men/big noses and not bring up gainsbourg.. he’s honestly so attractive to me
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i've found myself watching this streamer a lot the past week and i think i'm in love with him and his big ass smile
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I'm pretty sure Leaud is very conventionally attractive, though.
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Watching sv3rige eat meat triggers my primal mating instinct
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Speaking of big noses.
I will forever love the face of young roger water. I absolutely adore it and I find him genuinely pretty or even hot at times. I know that many people find him ugly or even revolting but I will forever swoon over him.
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some of this shit is too funny. I was almost too embarrassed to post mine but reading others' have emboldened me to confess
IHE is one of my favorite YouTubers and despite his avatar being so fucking heinous I always felt he had to be pretty cute. luckily in recent years he's been more lax about face reveals and he IS. though at this point he could be ugly and I'd still want it… his voice just gets me
I want to ride him and make him praise me in that deadpan tone
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Maybe it’s because I recently watched Airplane and a bunch of old Unsolved Mysteries episodes but I’ve come to the conclusion that 80s era Robert Stack could get it, in a hot older man sort of way. Guy on the left obviously. >>144084
Damn, IHE looks like that?
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I present you with this grainy low res face shot. It's hard to find any of him straight-on but there are videos of him on the Jar Media channel
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I think he is too conventional for this thread. But thank you for reminding me of my crush on him as the doctor and naturalist in Master & Commander (I love that film so much).
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I think this is him as well
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the men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck thread seems to be dead so therefore I am posting this here
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anon it's the same thread
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i think leslie nielsen is the reason i prefer older men. i remember seeing him in movies when i was a kid in the 90s and secretly finding him hot lol
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Man, he is kinda cute.
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my beautiful baby
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Kellin Quin. I don't really like metal guys with heaps of tattoos and I'm not even a metalcore fan but there's something attractive about him, even with that greasy hair lol>>144153
Yesss, he's not unconventional for me
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had a crush on Devon Bostik as Rodrick way back when, now he's almost 30 kek
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i love him
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to me he's genuinely the most attractive man ever and no one irl gets it>>144213
from the movie Grand Budapest Hotel it's great
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the only valid
knajjd fantasy>>144214>to me he's genuinely the most attractive man ever
same, i think he looked best in the pianist but even now i adore him
and i love the grand budapest hotel, looking forward to the french dispatch whenever that happens
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oh my god jerry trainor is so hot, i've always found him hot but only with this hair >>144152
young louis is perfectly my type
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I have the worst taste in men but ughhhhhhhh I just want to clean his room and politically radicalize him.
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i’m obsessed with his videos and find him oddly endearing
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This is my crush. I think he's unconventionally qt.
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I don't get it. He's not my type at all, he's not attractive, and yet I've had multiple dreams about him.
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He was so god damn fine in The Darjeeling Limited
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Destroy me, Jemaine
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Oh, Christ, anon. I can sort of understand. Boy(l)d Rice and Douglas P were slightly attractive in certain periods, at certain angles. But I'll be damned if I don't laugh out loud at their constant Nazi LARPs, while displaying "immature edgy teen"-level confidence.
Ot but It's a shame neofolk became a scene full of loser fascists and bad music when it could've become much more.
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I've been really admiring 90s/early 2000s Conan O'Brien lately. I think Conan in general is one of the more bearable and genuine late night TV show hosts.
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i've never been able to admit this to anyone ever
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I watch a lot of youtube in the background whilst I’m going about my day and have now developed a retarded kinda parasocial crush on this guy
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He is definitely unconventional now but he looked better..ish? when he was younger
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i get it anon. i loved him and deacon in what we do in the shadows.
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Steve Carrell in general
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God I had such a huge crush on him as a kid>>138339
Good music,tall,skinny,and has a killer goatee.Personally he’s not unconventional but he doesn’t fit the other thread.
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the guy who plays the dad from modern family was in national treasure 2 and i felt things even though he's a bit character who doesnt appear for very long
quarantine is making me go bonkers
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pretty sure he was one of the only reasons i kept watching modern family before i stopped watching it
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Not really except his old high school photos where he had a bit of facial hair.
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Rickety Cricket before he was a street rat
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both of them
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i was not kidding when i said i would bang l. ron hubbard.
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RIP my neck, back, pussy, & crack
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He’s so funny and attractive god
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I have a thing for Garak from Star Trek. Not the actor, only the character with the makeup on. I think fanfiction has ruined me.
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Paul Giamatti in John Adams. I think specifically what did it for me were the interactions with his wife and his passionate patriotic speeches
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Both of them
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Anyone else think Jim Jones was hot?
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I see you are an anon of exceptional taste
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Pablo Escobar from Narcos. Never seen the show, never seen this actor.
But there's somethin' kinda hot about him in this style.
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I am also attracted to Daniel Kaluuya. IDK. He has one of the best smiles I've seen on a guy (note I said ONE OF, not THE BEST).
It's not greatly shown in this picture but more of when he's genuinely laughing
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Greggheads know who the REAL hot one is
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His younger self is not that unconventional, is he?
Yeah, I'd still say so.
Massive forehead, weird melty nose, squashed chin, dark circles as eyes.
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God I want him>>141707
omg I met him in 2016, hugged him and he said "MMM delicious" (but he was perving on all the women). That was literally so exciting for me. I feel bad because he's racist in the show and idk that made me into him even more despite me being black. REGARDLESS……….. I'm in love with this man.
pic related, you had to pay to take a pic of/with him but you could meet him for free to I took a sneak pic>>142811>>142842>>143127>>143545>>144332
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>>144789>another anon on here watches On Cinema
Omg ily anon.. but I think I will always be a Timhead even though Greg is endearing.. forgive me
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Posty looks like such a cuddly teddy bear. He does things to my loins I can't explain
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this is a cry for fucking help
God yes, I feel dirty for liking him>>144844
Hmmm. I'm not sure I would say that. I haven't talked to many women about it but my mom and best friend have both said something along the lines of "he's not attractive but he's attractive"
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I understand your affliction, anon. If it helps you any, he's 5'5, lol.
Here's a guy that I was gonna post earlier that looks slightly similar, but is much less shameful. Das Boot's a pretty good movie, too, if anyone needs a rec.
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Gus Johnson looks like a midwestern dad in the most endearing way possible and I want to blow a raspberry on his soft, hairy midriff.
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Samefag but topless pic because mmmmm
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he's got the cutest smile
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All 4 of them
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i don’t know why
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I've been rewatching House lately and I got to the conclusion I want to fuck Kal Penn. I can't decide if I find him physically attractive or not, but there's something sexy about him. Also I love his voice
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David Byrne from the talking heads
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I remember being into this character forever ago. Can't say that I recall anything other than that
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Young John Malkovich makes me weak
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i feel like david byrne is conventionally attractive>>144953
yes lmao, although he looks really bad in that picture. there’s something about how eccentric he is that i just love idk
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guy from naked but only in this movie i love his manch accent
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former tovey anon, also gonna nominate jg thirlwell/foetus>>144965
i used to be attracted to david but then i realized i look like the female version of him, legit
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I feel very conflicted about this
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The original edgelord Jhonen V is still as cute as I remember.
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I have the biggest crush on Chris Hansen.
Ugh. The way he talks and looks.
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Gene Wilder was already mentioned but I'm contributing to the thirst. Specifically, him as Willy Wonka. I've had a crush on him for decades.
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i love me a lanky man
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jesus fucking christ. yes
i absolutely hate how much i agree with you
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His naiveté and innocence make me want to do unspeakably evil things to him
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hes so attractive in crash course
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Jay from Jay and Silent Bob
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Seth Green. specifically as Oz in buffy the vampire slayer.
short, ginger guys are usually a no go for me but for some reason i'm so into him as oz. maybe it's a band thing, maybe it's the way that character was woefully unattainable.
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fucking hell him in Okja as an emo looking ALF agent, just end me.
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Ohh yeah he is so cute, though as far as Willow's love interests go, for sure Tara is cuter
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I used to write self insert fanfic about Raj from the Big Bang Theory.
I kinda want to start writing them again NGL.
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Within the context of this weirdo character lol
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I want to hold him in my arms forever
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he looks like Lorde
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I want to protect him, but definitely not fuck. He's all yours anon.
Ot but I used to think this goober was hot when I was like 10 kek.
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Blink182 drummer Travis Barker.
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i have just realized something about myself.
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Jason Segal as Nick in Freaks and Geeks.
If you've watched the show yeah his charecter becomes pretty intense but oh man I've been rewatching it this week and i've realised he's the template of every guy i've loved. Tall, sensitive boys who are passionate about music and like to get fucked up are my kryptonite.
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He was such a cutie back in his day! I just saw Jay And Silent Bob Reboot a few weeks ago and man, he hit the wall! So disappointing.
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I don't actually want to fuck young Stalin… but if he had a twin who wasn't an evil dictator…
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hell, i would fuck old Stalin. that moustache really does it for me.
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Bob7 from those shitty ass Love or Host twitch streams.
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Ariel Pink is a scumbag, and probably very close to objectively ugly. And yet here I am. Ugh
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would ride the hell out of this weird skeleton man
lmao i find him kinda hot too. he is 5'4 though >>145773
its a long story anon
back in 2014 or so he made weirdass comments about grimes, defended the cop who killed eric garner. he kissed his fans (non-consensually though that can be argued) and his ex-gf revealed that he continually cheated on her and fucked his fans. he deleted social media a while ago and his fanbase is pretty tight-knit so he escaped the scorn of indie art hoes ig.
every fucking day on /mu/ there's a thread asking "what's next for ariel pink?" like the manlet is still relevant, lmao.
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Is Brad Leone considered conventionally attractive? He's so dumb but smart??? And big and ughhhh what I wouldn't do to this man.
lel same but apparently hes gay and asexual>>145773>>145784>>145790
he's a great musician but he has a very long history of giving women stds without telling them, lying to get sex, pressuring women, and just being a degen junkie. he was giving his ex gf's nudes to his fans
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And I was getting into his music too until I found out he’s a pedo and even made a song about the time he was with a 13yr old girl
Groupie culture was all sorts of messed up, the amount of drugs, alcohol, and straight pathological liars in the scene make accounts extremely unrealiable, most stories don’t make sense if you hear all the people present that day saying what happened.
Its usually a 50/50 split if they actually fucked those girls or not, alot of girls would claim to have fucked so and so for clout, so you dont know who are the pedos.
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You can't say it nowadays but I always kind of had a thing for 90s Kevin Spacey
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The cutest ginger
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For me, its Leonard. But Raj would be a cute bf.
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Mussolini but the hat has to stay on during sex
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Kurt Russel, specifically in the movie Death Proof.
Tall, dark, handsome, scar on his face, beautiful eyes, and he is mysterious.
He reminds me of my dad… I have father issues.
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panda bear has not aged well
but i would still hit it
i was once told my unconventional celebrity crush when he was in his 20s-30s looked like my dad when he was young. before they both got old and one of them got fat.
now i can see he has a slight resemblance to me as well, and i hate it i hate it i hate it and try not to think about it
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idiot teenage me was obsessed with this creep
idk if this counts bc i'm not into him any more but
i am estranged from my dad and have barely seen him my whole life. my mom showed me a pic of him when he was in his 20s. my reaction was, wow, he's insanely goodlooking
i felt gross too
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omg anon… i so agree. noah lennox is adorable, i think he's aged well but i guess i'm biased. i bet he's an amazing dad. >tfw no 2006 panda bear bf
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same, anon. I don't even agree with him politically.
We need to start a support group for ex-gackt fangirls. I think it's where my brain worms came from.
I checked to see what he was doing these days out of morbid curiosity and apparently he has started his own cryptocurrency and is a poker addict who buys his way into international competitions and loses lmfao
Ayrt, I had never seen this picture of him before and uh. Nice. Thank you for this, I’m so fucking ashamed.
I don’t agree with him politically either for the record lmao
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Okay, hear me out. Young Yanderedev has this weird cuteness about him. I'm attracted to him but not really in a romantic sense, his pretentious voice makes me want to beat the fuck out of him and make him cry
he did let himself go. now he looks old, bloated and fat. i thought he was ok looking back then
i lowkey think about a timeline where he'd be better off. where someone had intervened before he became so socially maladjusted
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I want Nick Land to snort speed off of me. Even current, old man Nick.
I think it's nice how proud/supporting he is of his wife especially for someone appealing to right wing intellectual darkweb
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I hate the word d*ddy and I never use it but I'm making an exception for Liam, deep in my thoughts.
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christopher lloyd. watched back to the future for the first time last month and found myself thinking the doc was kind of attractive lmao. thank god for lolcow, I don't think I could admit anywhere else I like uncle fester
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Game of Thrones had some god tier husbandos. Pic related is one of my favs.
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Jumped on late as fuck to the Danny Elfman train in this thread, but anons here actually got me into Oingo Boingo. It's an A+ band, so thanks, lol. I like it when a guy looks clinically insane enough to seem like he could randomly dislocate my limb for no reason.
Damn, maybe I have a thing for gingers now.>>146033
vaguely remember having a crush on him as a kid
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the law and order guy from the "these are their stories" meme that was popular years ago
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yeah, and all the good husbandos were older men, like who in their right mind would choose the man on the right?
Stannis was based, DnD did him dirty in the show. I also love the story how Stephen Dillane didn't know what the fuck was going on most of the time and Liam Cunningham had to explain to him their scenes because he read the books kek>"I’ve flicked [the show] on [since leaving] to see if I could figure out what was going on, but I couldn’t,” he reportedly said. “Liam Cunningham [who plays Ser Davos Seaworth, Stannis’ right-hand man] is so passionate about the show. He invests in it in a way I think is quite moving, but it wasn’t my experience. I was entirely dependent on Liam to tell me what the scenes were about — I didn’t know what I was doing until we’d finished filming and it was too late. The damage had been done. I thought no one would believe in me and I was rather disheartened by the end. I felt I’d built the castle on non-existent foundations.”
But maybe his constant confusion is the reason why Stannis was so autistically endearing, so I'm glad that was the thing. Also fuck DnD, I hope no one will ever hire them again.
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"the law and order guy"? you mean christopher fucking meloni, the esteemed actor?
i'm going to assume you're a baby
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oh no i recognize him, i just forgot his name, cuz i'm an idiot
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dude is nearing 50 and looks like this. he also has some of the biggest dick energy i have ever seen in my life. there's a reason girls love trevor philips
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idk if this belongs here, but i was starting to think this tiktoker was cute until i realized he looks like the male version of holly fucking brown
what a waste, he did not age well. shouldve stayed on the speed i guess>>146048>>146043
so not only is he cute, he doesn't even like the show. absolutely fucking based.
>When asked what he took away from the HBO series, he replied: “Money,” before insisting he got no “professional or personal satisfaction” from the role.
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Ignore the fact that it's Joji (He's been posted here like 15 times now) but I'm into celebrities with weird or prominent noses. His nose is fucking weird but I like it and want to kiss it! I Same goes for adrien brody.
I get what you mean but the whole chin insecurity thing ruined his confidence act. When >>140872
did that video on him he was most attractive he's been but when he started backtracking on the onlyfans stuff and going "it's not pathetic if I'm okay with it, plus I was never cool, don't look up to me" that was really offputting and sad too.
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i always had a thing for kramer
i'm gonna be completely honest
he's an asshole for doing that but if steven ogg was flirting with me i would fuck him in a heartbeat, i wouldn't give a single shit about his partner
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I feel he's gotten really gross lately, ashamed to say I still would.
What wouldn't I do for 2013's Harry Style.
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Basically everyone on brassic, especially vinnie
He had such a babyface before that even though we're the same age, I thought he was too ~cute~. When he grew his hair really long and started getting the tattoos, I fell in love. I love the weirdo, 70's, funky look he has going on now sooo much, like beyond into it. i want to peg him so bad kek
All that said I am a full fledged directioner, so I'll take all my bias and go now
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Watching MistaGG make fun of Chills (Burger King foot lettuce guy)…I had never seen his face before.
Looked him up and he's kinda stupid looking, dumpy and kinda fat. I think he's super cute lmao.
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Less flattering picture. I'm ashamed.
Drugs and drinking will do that.
He was/is an coke addict
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Speaking of Mista GG, I think he’s adorable. Definitely not conventionally hot, but very adorable, hilarious, and clearly loves his gf and baby. Makes him incredibly attractive, would smash (sans gf and baby).
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but i wouldn't/couldn't have sex with him ever, dude was into massive broads with huge calves that'd suffocate him
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Idk why I'm attracted to Ricky Berwick because even if he were normal he still wouldn't be very attractive, I dunno I just wanna chill and binge on junk food with him
Eugh, shit taste. He looks like an emaciated Rick Moranis, and he's a raging misogynist. He was actively shitty to female colleagues and he called Obama the n word.
Why do so many anons have such garbage taste in men? Were you guys molested or something?
Apparently according to one of the girls interviewed for the Crumb documentary he had the biggest penis she had ever seen, it’s always the toothpick skinny tall dudes…
I know he’s a misogynist but the way he talked about woman’s bodies was kind of hot??
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anyways, my unconventional (?) male attraction is alan vega (RIP) he didn't look old which ig is why he lied abt his age, and his voice was hot af.
i would also do martin rev when he was younger lmao
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He’s retarded but kind of cute
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I found James Franco to be oddly attractive in This is the End. It's the only time I've actually had the hots for him. I know he's considered "conventionally attractive" but he's also a sexual predator so in this thread he goes.
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Bald headed only!>>146472
Is Franco a predator? I haven't seen any mentions of him here.>>146348 I´d fuck Ricky
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Franco is a predator, his antics have been mentioned in the celbricow threads before.
Surprised nobody's mentioned Jared Leto yet here with all his cult shit and sleeping with underage and barely above legal girls. Would still fuck him, I hate myself
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Reminds me this his embarrassment I want to fuck
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I've never really found Maxmoefoe cute, even back when I used to watch his edgy cancer crew stuff with Joji and Idubbbz. I recently started watching his unboxing channel since the videos are pretty mindless and help me destress, but I started to realize that something about them sort of… turns me on a little bit? It's not the content he unboxes but his reactions to things that get to me. I'm not sure what this means.
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freemasons are daddy.>>146495
speaking of BALD. i had a "spiritual awakening" when i looked at this picture.
oh come on, live a little. so the man knows what he wants. that already makes him 1000 times more attractive than all these soyboys who date women they're not even attracted to, thus wasting massive amounts of women's time.
all men are misogynist and all women are misandrist. let's just fuckin admit it, we hate to love each other. you're gonna die trying if you want some pure wholesome prince charming, the same way neckbeards die trying to find the perfect virgin mary irl anime waifu. so fuck it.
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His smile is adorable and watching him play chess so intensely just does something for me, I guess
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Greetings, fellow chess fan. I also love passionate chess players. Nakamura's public meltdowns are the cutest
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I wanna fuck XQC so bad
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>>146400>tfw no 70's nerd bf
I am glad i am not the only degenerate with this fetish
lol i just meant that i wouldn't be his type and im not into submissive dudes! not cuz its sexist. he's still hot
anyway there are plenty of non-fetish-obsessed men, they're just not as common as the opposite
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(laughs nervously in spongebob voice)
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Jumping on the spongebob voice actors thirst train. Clancy brown (Mr. Krabs VA) is sexy
Based, he was cute in Detroit become human
I don't want to post mine crush now but>have a husbando, perfect in every way>think how no man will ever satisfy you because it will never be your husbando>since every person on Earth has at least one doppelganger, hope that one day you will find someone who looks like him, at least>accidentally find a guy on pornhub who looks like him and who makes amateur porn with his gf
And I don't even watch porn that often, like once or twice a month. What kind of coincidence is that? So one doppelganger is not only taken but also a shitty porn man. How many doppelgangers are there left for me? Life is pain.
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Yeah he's a zionist grifter criminal but I would do bad things with Jacob Wohl
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when i think about you i touch myself~
tfw no sexy moon shaped lover who is good at writing.
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oh you don't like old aleister crowley? i think everyone can agree young aleister crowley is sexy, on the other hand.
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maybe this picture of him with his family will convince you.
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Tom Green during this time. Saw him on tv tonight and current him can get it too tbh.
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young peter gabriel TBH
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You know what…..I agree
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yeah the nose is problematic
but i can get past it
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Only ashamed because he’s a lot older than me and fug ugly out of his narcos role.
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in light of recent events, I'd let joshua be my tradwife.
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he's just so cute
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It's just so weirdly specific and also this is pretty much the only thing he's been in and it's one of Kevin Smiths worst movies. He's also super ugly now but fuck, he was just so cute here.
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Not shameful tbh. I love him as Oberyn>>146773
Sis, love yourself
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Anon you have to be joking. There is no way a self respecting woman would look favorably at this saggy, sausage lipped pigman. How does the sexual interest manifest? Do you wanna suck on his flabby moobs? Do you wanna run your fingers through his thin white man hair? His lips look like they're gonna fall off his doughboy face and crawl around. Why anon
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Are you from China? Chinese women gush over young Vucic, he's become a popular heartthrob over there. They admire his height and his autocratic regime. Chinese are bonkers. They can take him and have him.
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josh widdicombe is so cute to me ngl
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Kinda want to fuck his brains out, I don’t know why
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Dane Dehaan, but mainly back around 2013, when he still had this cutesy, boyish look to him, and didn't seem to age, but now he has 2 kids and his face has caught up to his actual age
Same, he's one of a few actors where I can pinpoint the exact year he stopped being attractive.
Part of me feels bad for being attracted to so many '2012 versions' of people but that's essentially all my celeb crushes. Past versions of now meh men.
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I want to bounce on his dick like he bounces on that medicine ball
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Young Danny devito has me feeling some way…
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I'm weirdly attracted to him, not even a big fan of his music
Could we please start posting names along the photos unless it's in the file name, I feel stupid asking everytime I see a cutie.>>147085
I haven't seen this man before but he doesn't look all that unconventional to me? Kinda plain if anything.
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Last night I had a dream that I was dating Memeulous..
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I've recently watched brother 1 and 2 and there was absolutely no reason for me to fall in love with danila but I did
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Not the actor, just Darth Maul himself. I don't care if he looks like a demon, it just adds to his overall appeal.
V CHYOM SILA, BRAT?
Never seen Brat 1 or 2 (are they good?), despite their legendary status in my country. I can see the appeal of Danila, though.
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I´m sorry anons, to be honest, I guess listening to BOTDF for such a long time has probably left me with a few fetishes I feel ashame of.
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same anon, pic related.. idk i just want him to bully me kinda hard, then when no ones around just give me a hug or something.. weird fantasy’s >>147160
Ugh yeah, its okay anon i feel you
No way is Bodrov Jr unconventionally attractive! He’s incredibly good looking in every way.
Yeah, I’m confused by these threads and people’s opinions of what is conventionally and unconventionally attractive. The other thread seems full of ugly guys to me.
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I’m fucked up but the combination of his look and personality and humor and voice does things to me
This isn't the "Conventionally attractive, non-problematic
men you would fuck without shame" thread.
I know, but it's starting to bend the bounds of the "men" part.
Fucking weirdos attracted to intergalactic menaces are no better than furries.
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I would definitely recommend to watch it, I'm someone who's not really big on action crime movies but brother/brat 1 and 2 were quite enjoyable (I personally really liked the 2nd one!)>>147167
Yes anon I agree with you Sergei Bodrov is such a handsome man! (I definitely want to watch more movies that he's done) But the a lot of the anons on the attractive men thread can be picky about who you post
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But fuck yea. I don’t know much about Glen being a dick but I know Doyle is. Don’t meet your heroes. :p Still, any live concert of Misfits will make me swoon lol. I also love the quiet vibe Doyle has on certain interviews like the Loudwire one.
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Sorry bitch this thread is for "unconventional male attractions". Unless you specify a time period where he was less than conventional, I'm gonna need you to delete this.
And never post my husband again
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Withnail & I was a comfy movie
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Glenn is the only manlet I fuck with.
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same. biggest celeb crush i have
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Fine ya got me but still
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Alec Baldwin, he was hot when he was young but disgusting now and I’ve been into him since he called his daughter a pig. He checks off everything on my list; plump, middle aged, and sociopathic. Phone sex with Baldwin’s voice? I can’t think of anything better
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y’all gonna hate me for this but, julian richings. i have a thing for older men, possibly because i have daddy issues.
yes oh my gosh I bet he fuck like crazy>>143923
hell yes love his nose so much>>145139
lol yes I fancied him even as a kid, one of my first crushes>>145616
my ex looked just like young joe stalin lmao
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john paul tremblay (now that's a fake french name if i've ever seen one) in the very first seasons of trailer park boys. watching for the first time and i don't know who i am anymore.
OP here but i literally never talk about any of my weird attractions, as mild as they usually are, but this thread feels so liberating.
i'd never tell my "kill all men" lesbian friends or my normie straight friends about any of them but i could post literally any trailer park boys actor in here and have someone say "god i wish i could fuck bubbles". it's beautiful. bless you all.
Same, anonkinda want him to lovingly suffocate me to death with his fat-built arms while smelling his whiskey breath>>147473
These threads are the reason I feel less shame about being horny, because no matter how weird he looks, someone's always gonna have a crush on Igor from Young Frankenstein or some wild shit like that, so who would I rather be?
…j to the r.o.c? that's shocking even to me, anon.>>147483
funny you say that, i was just googling his height and you saying this will fuel many a-day dreams…doesn't JP also have blue eyes like rob does? i don't care for eye colors but a man with dark hair and piercing blue eyes…sigh.
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i respect him being gay, but recently at least he said his past asexuality was him being afraid of intimacy and admitting he was a 30something year old virgin. and there is something extremely hot about someone just straight-up admitting that rather than trying to hide it or make excuses for it. i dream of taking an awkward dude's virginity
I just started watching this on netflix and I'm losing my shit at this because it's kind of true >>147482
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Specially in this movie