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No. 138339

Previous thread >>121350

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Starting off with Richard Sammel, cause something about him playing a nazi is just chef's kiss

No. 138356

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Roland, he's the number one host in Japan. Everything about him looks gross and he's botched af but I can't help thinking he's cute

No. 138358

>>138356
This person looks like a mummy made of peanut butter.

No. 138362

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>>138356
Mr clean barbie

No. 138371

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I'm not ashamed I just don't understand my attraction to him…

No. 138385

>>138356
Jesus fuck please don't. That he hangs out with Gackt makes him even worse looking imo.

Also google for the pics of him when he was in highschool. You will be SHOCKED. No wonder in all his pics he looks like hes wearing 20 pounds of makeup (and surgeries ofc)

No. 138397

>>138356
>>138356
I literally thought this was a blonde girl. Disgusting.

No. 138422

>>138371
>unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
literally none of these, wrong thread

No. 138424

>>138422
ehh, wouldn't really say so, the anons in the "attractive men" thread can be kinda picky, so this is a middle-ground thread for that imo.

No. 138428

>>138427
It's not even summer yet…

No. 138518

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if this fucker from 90 say fiance were to just close his crazy eyes and shut his mouth i'd let him hit it ngl. i'm attracted to his feminine metrosexual energy

No. 138526

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I've been watching the Waco series on Netflix and it's giving me feelings I was absolutely not expecting

No. 138529

>>138518
You have got to be kidding! His accent is so bizarre sounding and his stupid hairstyle only highlights the fact he’s balding. He’s a total ass personality wise too.

No. 138532

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he's probably been posted before but idk what it is about paul dano, i find him oddly sexay

No. 138535

>>138529
i also think he's a total ass personality-wise (a womanizing and gaslighting ass at that lol) but imo his Mauritian accent is kinda endearing. i can see where those rumors of him being a male escort come from. he could be a
cute himbo if he wasn't a psychopath with graves disease

No. 138538

>>138356
How do they rank that? Also I've seen hosts in various pics and youtube videos and some of them just look…average or even busted. Is it their personalities? Customer interaction seems to be a large part of the job I guess.

No. 138541

>>138526
Same, anon. I'd gladly cuck my husband to bear his child

No. 138547

>>138532
I watched that movie recently

No. 138580

>>138538
I have no idea of how the ranks work but I know for sure this guy is number one, he's insanely popular rn.
I don't even think it's the looks or personality, hosts just know how sweet talk lonely women

No. 138581

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This Noah Centineo

No. 138586

>>138580
(nta) I don't understand why they're all so fucking ugly though. How scarce are handsome men and good plastic surgery in japan?

No. 138589

>>138532
He was so cute in Okja… I watched that scene when he pulls the glass out on repeat the first time I saw it.

No. 138599

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>>138541
IRL koresh was kinda cute, they did a good job on casting and costume

No. 138601

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Brian Sella

No. 138663

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Max Headroom.

No. 138684

>>138586
I might be wrong about this but I think the average woman doesn't go to host bars, just hostesses and other desperate lonely women
They just want someone to talk to so there's they're not that focused on beauty, my guess

No. 138685

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A dark secret I will only share here. I hate my brain.

No. 138686

>>138685
i hate women

No. 138688

>>138685
I can see it honestly, he's an attractive guy without all of the extra shit he wears.

No. 138703

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I'm sorry anons

No. 138732

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>>138688
>>138685
If I completely ignore what he is like as a person (the sex stuff w/ a minor, idc about drugs and gangbanging really tbh), I find the whole “obnoxious rainbow thug” persona pretty funny/cool/endearing ngl.

No. 138736

>>138688
I like him in the vid for 4769, none of the rainbow stuff going on in it

No. 138738

>>138732
yeah i get it. i like how unconventional and himself he is, that's very attractive to me, especially in his scene where that behaviour is seen as faggy he's pretty well-known and most people who listen to that sorta music have at some point bumped 6ix9ine. he's his own man, he's a dead man walking though, i kinda hope he doesnt die

No. 138742

>>138703
You know what? Kudos for picking the ugly one, anon.

No. 138744

>>138703
this is the proof that most people here are fucking whities(15 year old spamchan)

No. 138745

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>>138685
I found him cute in fefe im sorry

No. 138757

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Little Jimmy Urine

No. 138765

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>>138745
Girl me too

No. 138781

>>138742
>>138744
I don't know if it's because I'm sleep deprived but these two posts are funny as fuck to me right now.

No. 138801

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Guy who considers himself an incel.

No. 138804

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I hate myself

No. 138814

>>138801
extremely attractive to me, who is that? is he one of those twitter "incels" that orbits shooter and kantbot?

No. 138815

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he ended up growing his hair super long and getting more into makeup but i love rozz williams

No. 138827

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>>138815

love him

No. 138854

>>138801
Wow, he's handsome.

No. 138860

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there, i admit it, only as this character. i'm ashamed of how sext i find him but i don't even know if he's conventionally unattractive.

No. 138861

>>138860

I think he's pretty good looking tbh. I wouldn't consider him conventionally attractive though.

No. 138862

>>138861
maybe it's just me being ashamed of how much i think about him. i thought i was over the bad guy fantasies when i left my teens..

No. 138906

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Guy who considers himself an incel

No. 138908

>>138906
you can tell by his expression how much he hates himself

No. 138920

>>138906
Kinda reminds me of the Fault in Our Stars guy, except poutier

No. 138935

>>138906

He must have the worst parents to have turned out to be an incel even though he's hot.

No. 138941

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>>138814
>>138854
Here's another angle of him

No. 138942

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I've been watching British TV shows lately and Noel Fielding stole my heart, he's so silly and cute. I love his ridiculous outfits as well

No. 138943

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I know I'm going to hell…. It's Mr Atheist for anyone curious.

No. 138944

>>138942
Me tooooo I love him and his crazy shirts

No. 138949

>>138685
he is so attractive omg

No. 138950

>>138601
Hrs hot af

No. 138959

>>138943
I love his Trump impression lol, he seems like he'd be really cuddly and fun to be around.

No. 138960

>>138942
he can have my whole body

No. 138962

>>138943
I'm not physically attracted to him but when he complains about shit like sexism in the church and how he hates it with such a passion.. I start to feel him

No. 138971

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Callum of Callum's Corner fame.

No. 138996

>>138703
17 year old me wanted to fuck the shit out of this guy, now i'm just like ???? He looks like every other braden, jayden or aiden out there with a 'saturdays are for the boys' flag in his room.

No. 139009

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I don't even like his 2edgy5you humour but I find him attractive

No. 139055

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Honestly, I was for the whole body positivity thing, but I didn't personally see the beauty in overweight dudes

But this… this is art

Honestly, I don't know how I'd have sex with him but I feel like I would want it

Like for sure he's not ugly, he's just unconventional so I immediately had to post it

No. 139058

>checks thread daily to see if anyone posted ed from 90 day fiance
>no one did it
>thank fucking god

No. 139060

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I don't know why but I would absolutely let him hit.

No. 139107

>>138906
he's 100% my type physically I just want to go there and make him laugh

No. 139108


No. 139109

>>139108
I'm ashamed anon but this is the unconventional male attractions thread.

No. 139165

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Kafka

No. 139169

>>139060
wasn't he the thread pic for the first "men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck" thread? it's come full circle

No. 139181

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Not sure if he counts as unconventional but Richard Ayoade. How smart, funny and artistic he is makes him incredibly attractive to me. Same thing with Bo Burnham ugh

No. 139183

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>>139181
I have a thing for intellectual men too. ugh the things I would do to Richard…

When I was watching Travel Man I kept waiting for them to go to a sauna or a bath so he would take his shirt off but even when they did, he never went topless lol I was so disappointed

No. 139191

>>139183
I was surprised when I learned that he has a wife and kids, I got the feeling he was gay

No. 139198

Danny Elfman specifically in this music video

No. 139200

>>139191
Sucks that every well dressed dude who is funny, intelligent, and skinny is thought of as gay automatically
for both gay and straight dudes, it can't be fun

For any bon appetit-ers, Chris Morroco also has a wife

No. 139203

>>139200
with chris it's different because his voice sounds like a gay accent.

No. 139220

>>139198
you mean
>Daddy Elfman

i'll see myself out

No. 139223

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>>139198
him and frank tovey makes me wish i had a skinny fun new wave bf

No. 139238

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All of them. At once.

No. 139239

>>139009
This is a nitpick but I would say that his humor lolsorandom than 2Edgy5u. Good choice though.
>>139060
Sis, love yourself.

No. 139243

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Been watching New Girl and honest to god fat Schmidt is doing it for me

No. 139244

>>138663
i discovered max headroom like, a year ago? and i'm pretty sure i watched as much of his content as i did because i find him a bit handsome…

No. 139250

>>139243
Isnt New Girl that tv show with Adam Driver? Is he good in it? God his BDE drives me crazyyyy

No. 139251

>>139250
You might be thinking of Girls

No. 139257

>>139055
im sorry anon but this dude is straight up fugly
i always wonder how people who like fatties can get past the smell

No. 139398

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Zach Woods especially as Jared in Silicon Valley and especially in this episode where he hasn't slept in days

Super tall, skinny guys with big eyes and big but narrow noses are my weakness

No. 139399

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>>139398
he's pretty hot in this one too

No. 139422

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>>139398
Ah same, anon. This guy fucks.

No. 139430

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I’m so sorry :(

No. 139432

>>139430
wrong thread, asshole

No. 139446

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I don't know how popular/unpopular this opinion was but I think I like soft Chris Pratt better than buff Chris Pratt (although he's a gorgeous man either way.) I don't usually have a thing for big guys but he just looks so soft and cuddly…

No. 139447

>>139432
How is it the wrong thread? Do you know who anon’s picture is?

No. 139448

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I'm sorry, anons.

No. 139453

>>139448
Everytime I see this ugly motherfucker I imagine Holly posting this while crying.

No. 139456

>>139448
i hate myself for it but i get it anon

No. 139480

>>139446
I hate muscle. Would prefer a slightly soft man over a gym go-er any day

No. 139481

>>139447
i do, actually.

No. 139564

>>138339
>>138943
girl me too

No. 139575

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>>138339
James gandolfini

the face, the sad eyes, the bigger broader type, how kind he was outside of playing tony soprano, humorous, older than me

No. 139577

>>139446
his annoying ass personality that he seems to have adopted since he got "hot" makes him more annoying now, he definitely seemed cooler before and I agree he looked better

No. 139603

>>139446
not only are his looks incredibly marginal, his personality is annoying as fuck. I will never get why so many people find him sexy

No. 139632

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For some reason.

No. 139636

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love of my life, fire of my loins

No. 139650

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>>139632
Anon same. I don’t think he’s “unconventional” at all.

No. 139680

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yes im retarded

No. 139683

>>139680
I guess that makes two of us, anon.

No. 139773

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Here's my incel crush.

No. 139801

>>139773
please dear god don't let this be yungcynical exposing herself

No. 139802

>>139650
He's unconventional in the same sense as Adam Driver.

>>139773
Fuck off back to kiwifarms/reddit, scrote

No. 139815

>>139802
>unconventional in the same sense as Adam Driver

You mean with that BDE? Idk. Id let Adam fuck me with his nose tho.

No. 139816

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>>139802
>He's unconventional in the same sense as Adam Driver.
NO anon I disagree. John Cusack has a cute baby face while Adam Driver is just… idk how to describe it but he looks like pic related.

>>139773
what is the appeal????? that he’s semi e-famous??

No. 139820

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>>138860
>>138861
>>138862
I love Driver as dark and tormented Kylo Ren, but I reeeally want to have kinky fun with him like this <-

No. 139821

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No. 139828

>>138860
Ah, I feel you anon.
For me it is not only the Kylo Ren character, but also the voice he has.
Imagine him taking you from behind, holding you with those long arms and big hands, and then leaning upon you to whisper things into your hear… aw shit.

No. 139829

>>139801
>>139802
I'm not her or a man lmao.
I'd never want to interact with the guy, hence why he's here.
>>139816
>what is the appeal?
It's also a mystery to me.
I suspect it may be that his demeanor (sans shitty opinions) on streams also reminds me of some friends I had in high school. Just familiarity/parasocial shit I guess.

No. 140044

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Please don't shoot.

When I first saw his picture, I had no idea he was Elon Musk. It was years ago and the Tesla meme hadn't taken off. I knew his name, but not his face. 4chan was mocking him but I though he was qt so I reverse searched. Years later, I find out what a sociopath he was to his wife and I feel disgust. Shame, totally would… if he was a kind, average joe working at a tire shop. RIP

No. 140055

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A couple anons in the previous threads beat me to it but
Jesus Christ I wanted him to fucking destroy my ring since I was like 6.

No. 140056

>>140044
i would right now. i'd secretly kill for a threesome with him and grimes. i'd let him plant a chip in me alright

No. 140057

>>140055
That's not unconventional, Frodo is a timeless beauty

No. 140059

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For anyone else who has seen Mandy, my dumb ass probably would have sucked him off right there, swallowed, then joined his cult.

No. 140060

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>>140057
>Timeless beauty

No. 140062

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from the first episode of Mr. Robot I've been nursing a massive crush on Rami Malek and it has not gotten any weaker with time

No. 140067

>>140056
>i'd let him plant a chip in me alright
love yourself
>>140062
I had a few moments of blushing watching the Queen movie. Though he looked good with Freddie's teeth.

No. 140069

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I want all three of them.

No. 140070

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>>140069
But especially Alex

No. 140073

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>tfw the actual choice i want to post is so fucked up that even people who want to fuck ted bundy would be disgusted in me

not gonna post that guy, so my choice for this thread is paul naschy. he looks a bit like a young brando mixed with john belushi which i find interesting. i love giallo and euro horror films from the past.

No. 140083

>>140073
Someone posted Boris Johnson. Just do it.

No. 140104

The Undertaker, I don't watch much wrestling but everything about the Undertaker is just so otherwordly to me, like he's as close you can get to a Demon Lord of hell IRL

please me tell I'm not the only one

No. 140108

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No. 140114

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>>140083
lmao fine. he’s it’s 100% worse than boris. at least boris doesn’t fuck kids or corpses and was suspected of being the yorkshire ripper.


let it be clear i don’t want to fuck him, rather i want to sodomize him publically for humiliation. only in the 1960s-1970s though. for revenge of course.

No. 140121

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I’ve always found Thomas Dolby so charming and sexy with his theatrics and pulp sci fi / steampunk aesthetic.

No. 140122

>>140114
God young Boris could like get it

No. 140125

>>140122
i hate to tell you but that’s not boris lmao

No. 140126

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No. 140127

>>140114
this is the worst one in the thread but i appreciate you a lot for your honesty, anon, and it did make me laugh

No. 140128

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>>140127
it’s better than wanting to be actually railed by him. i want to be the one railing him with a rusty pipe.

>>140126
thank you i try

No. 140134

>>140128
He was a proto-femboy

No. 140137

>>140134
lmao wtf

he was like 45 and somewhat hairy. but he was a degenerate like most femboys so i guess that counts for something?

No. 140139

>>140137
the long hair, large eyes, and lack of any facial hair made me think of that

No. 140140

>>140139
that was the common style for men tho. a 1970s femboy would be like marc bolan, not savile


anyways im ashamed point blank but a middle aged man was not a femboy

No. 140141

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these two from mystery's thread over at /pt/. so weirdly hot especially the one on the right. i want to fuck a robot so bad

No. 140142

>>140140
bet you a fiver he had a wardrobe full of thigh high socks

No. 140143

>>140141
Holy fuck the blonde one is gorgeous

No. 140144

>>140142
anon…….

No. 140148

>>140146
spam8888880927@gmail.com

No. 140151

>>140150
alright. I thought you were like that anon who posted the ted bundy femdom greentext 2 years ago. it's still lodged in my mind

No. 140152

>>140151
nah, that wasn't me

No. 140153

>>140151
post caps..

No. 140154

>>140139
Are you retarded?

No. 140155

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>>140153
found it


based anon, whoever you are, please write a forced feminization thing for necrononce savile now. its only fair

No. 140156

>>140155
Alright femdom and pegging is one thing but forced fem is only a porn sick male troon fetish, it's also insanely sexist

No. 140157

>>139603
I loved his character in GOTG (cocky chad himbo who’s also a dork) but he seems insufferable irl. So i get it to an extent.

No. 140158

>>140156
i mean, turning a man who hated women (and girls) and abused them into a woman is only karma

No. 140159

>>140156
forced fem is ridiculously sexy, come on now

No. 140160

>>140155
based, thanks anon

No. 140161

>>140156
I cannot think of a single person in the world who would want to self-insert as Savile, so it looks like some women are into it

No. 140164

File: 1590440110377.png (1.26 MB, 600x1296, изображение.png)

I will now post some datamined pics.

No. 140166

File: 1590440573220.png (1.52 MB, 667x894, 1590440626480.png)


No. 140167

>>140161
men getting off to being dominated is boring as shit. you know he wouldn't like it and he would absolutely deserve everything coming to him, so it's 100% more exciting that way

this is the second time i've meme'd other people into being into abusing horrible men

No. 140168

File: 1590440627401.png (1.35 MB, 737x1078, 1590440680917.png)


No. 140169

File: 1590440816394.png (1.13 MB, 800x600, 1590440869783.png)

And the last one.

No. 140170


No. 140171

>>140168
are you sure that's a man

No. 140172

>>140171
Pics are from one german imageboard. People there say that this is a man.

No. 140178

>>140172
cute man

No. 140191

>>140167
outside your fantasies its not really possible to dominate a guy against his well, don't you remember that one anon, who tried to peg her boyfriend or something and he in turn hit her and started yelling at her

No. 140193

>>140191
lmao that’s why roleplaying exists, i guess. I’m never going to peg the men of my choices but i can always find a man willing to play the part.

No. 140197

File: 1590468589982.jpg (43.34 KB, 512x298, unnamed.jpg)

every member of Кино, but specifically Viktor Tsoi

No. 140217

File: 1590490745546.jpg (645.9 KB, 2312x1080, Screenshot_20200526_125712_com…)

This nerd (NileRed on youtube)

No. 140223

>>140217
Most people in the comments section lust after him when ever he shows his face.

No. 140291

>>140217
Is he hapa?

No. 140347

File: 1590535707733.jpg (50.6 KB, 645x430, letov.jpg)

>>140197
Aye, no shame, would. Letov in the early nineties (and absolutely in no other time) could get it too, if only he actually washed his hair.

No. 140358

>>140291
ntayrt, but yes! He's half Korean.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Tsoi

No. 140393

File: 1590558928947.jpg (124.08 KB, 908x1223, entwistle.jpg)

about two years ago i thought john entwistle from the who was super sexy. i still dont understand why to this very day

No. 140561

File: 1590727743290.jpeg (544.5 KB, 750x738, 44C69C80-EE6A-43DF-8BC9-924E69…)

Does anyone else think call me Carson is so cute

No. 140562

>>140561
I saw the thumbnail on the front page and thought this was Holly BRown …

No. 140563

>>140561
sry anon but this looks like any scrote from the early 2010s who played league of legends

No. 140577

>>138339
I also think he's cute and his personality seems like a 10/10

No. 140580

>>140561
He's pretty ugly, but his personality does make him seem more attractive.

No. 140607

File: 1590760058992.jpg (115.54 KB, 685x1029, Fad Gadget1.jpg)

>>139223
amazing taste anon, I still miss Tovey

No. 140608

File: 1590760316022.png (120.41 KB, 352x425, shelley.png)

Young Pete Shelley. I have a thing for manlets and those sad blue eyes.

No. 140611

>>140608
Looks like he belongs on incelselfies sage

No. 140638

File: 1590790860103.jpg (105.29 KB, 1200x630, 3756.jpg)

>>140122
I know this is late but I'm the anon that originally posted Boris and god you're so right. I'm so hot for bullingdon Boris it's embarrassing.

No. 140660

File: 1590800462201.jpg (1.86 MB, 1660x2519, jhonen_vasquez_2007.jpg)

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was one of the few comic books that I read during my comic book phase. He's a funny guy

No. 140680

>>140660
I was shocked by his appearance when I first saw him. Given the content of his comics and tv show I expected him to look… different.

No. 140693

File: 1590848366558.jpeg (348.52 KB, 2048x993, 76639047-1DD5-4BDE-A44B-79D604…)

Watched ‘The spy who loved me’ yesterday and honestly, I’d mount this giant.

No. 140733

>>138703
I haven't been into true crime for two years but I was bored a couple weeks ago and looked up the journals and now I'm sucked back in :(

No. 140763

>>140062
i'm right there with you anon throughout all episodes i just wanted to protect him
the fact that i'm attracted to "broken" men in general also added to it

No. 140772

>>140660
Aw hell yeah his anthology for JTHM was the first comic thing I ever bought for myself. He's still cute as fuck, his enthusiasm is just great

No. 140774

File: 1590966424996.gif (8 MB, 540x540, tumblr_8f3caba3b21a219dafdcf86…)

posting the king of this thread

god i want him to fuck me up in this outfit

No. 140775

>>140693
this guy has a face like a sledgehammer but exudes BDE. he's hot

No. 140777


No. 140804

File: 1590992048424.jpeg (277.24 KB, 1500x1000, 322AD1E9-9D2F-4FE2-A932-7F0DDD…)

I thought I was the only one: >>131487

No. 140807

File: 1590992771951.jpeg (783.18 KB, 1242x1181, 1B86E6E6-4DBC-48F4-8E0C-115657…)

>>140804
Samefagging but also this wholesome guy from TikTok.
Here’s one of my faves: https://www.tiktok.com/@420doggface208/video/6820861242308152581


and this one that went viral: https://www.tiktok.com/@420doggface208/video/6831147210927852805

No. 140811


No. 140814

File: 1590994802972.jpg (75.02 KB, 1149x921, yh1Dcy3-Cli_wmZZgJhWtR8dyMpyzF…)

He's disgusting and his teeth are too big for his mouth but I think he's super cute and I wanna domme him tbh

No. 140815

File: 1590994885844.png (592.25 KB, 840x628, Jerma2nd.png)

>>140814
another pic

No. 140816

>>140814
IDK who this is but he looks conventionally attractive lol

No. 140817

>>140814
>>140815
Jerma gets posted fairly often, anon.

>>140816
Agree. The only thing unconventional about him as that he's actually short. (5'6 iirc).

No. 140819

My bad.

No. 140823

File: 1591009749465.jpeg (538.13 KB, 1536x2048, A22C5066-2BF8-4520-A5B1-975118…)

>>140804
>>140807
Also adding this legend to the list.

No. 140824

File: 1591009782285.jpeg (214.1 KB, 1122x1504, A9942972-3EA9-457B-9646-39163E…)


No. 140838

File: 1591021082370.jpeg (164.75 KB, 946x1062, E71EA51E-1281-4CD1-8721-27DB0A…)

>>140814
>>140815
>>140816
>>140817
>tf2 scout looking ass mouth
Ew.

No. 140845

>>138371
Is that Emma Watson

No. 140851

>>140814
How is Jerma disgusting?

No. 140858

>>140838
I… thinkScoutiscute.

No. 140872

File: 1591046833738.jpg (115.62 KB, 1600x900, suicide.jpg)

hes strangely endearing

No. 140877

>>140872
He seriously lost all his appeal to me after his reaction to the only fans stuff

No. 140879

>>140872
He looks like a forty year old child molester now

No. 140880

>>140872
He peaked physically in 2016 after he started training to fight Jinx but it's been a decline since then

No. 140881

>>140872
>>140877

Can't relate, he's funny but his overall personality and attitude have always been immature and cringey as fuck. I don't care about the onlyfans thing but damn was it satisfying to watch his own little army of edgelords revolt against him

No. 140888

>>140872
i live for this thread and don't like to insult others' questionable taste but this is just fucking terrible

love yourself

No. 140890

>>140872
He was very very appealing in 2016/17 but now I can't even look at him

No. 140895

File: 1591081036542.jpg (45.42 KB, 850x570, Cruz-Hayes BD 026 TT.jpg)


No. 140900

>>140881
I mean like suit yourself, but the way he talked about his girlfriend like she’s just a piece of meat and replaceable made me not want him anywhere near me or my genitals

No. 140906

File: 1591101338509.jpeg (59.82 KB, 960x541, 24B4C1DB-3A74-4B95-A1E9-45D2AE…)

He just seems cute I’m sorry, he has a cute giggle

No. 140917

>>140888
>>140890
>>140879

C'omon guys don't you want to feel the tickle of his pedostache upon your skin? Buy him a switch with your patreon revenue? Hold him at night as he sobs over his dwindling fanbase? A broken man.

No. 140918

>>140906
only semi-related but matt is my thinspo

No. 140920

File: 1591119429605.jpg (277.18 KB, 1920x2880, DSC00837-min-min-1-1.jpg)

simply adorable

No. 140922

>>140917
hear his rantings about how your pussy is nothing special…

>>140918
interesting

No. 140935

File: 1591131470965.jpg (82.6 KB, 1200x675, Dadi-Freyr-Baldur-Kristjáns-00…)

him being stupidly tall helps

No. 140937

File: 1591140420619.jpg (293.4 KB, 640x640, vf_iwan_rheon_ss_9794.jpeg_nor…)

Iwan is not super ugly like others in this thread but I think he fits the unconventionally attractive and creepy/weird vibe.
First saw him in Misfits and I already loved him (also, his character was incredible in that show) but I will be forever grateful for his role in GoT. He was born to play a psychopath and that was the perfect opportunity.
He is also super sweet and funny in interviews just 10/10.

No. 140938

>>140895
Lol I thought he was scooping ice cream out of a pint in this pic.
Also damn, he looks good with facial hair.

No. 140944

>>140937
I feel like he belongs in the attractive men thread anyway. He's so handsome.

No. 140945

>>140944
ehhhhh he has that "slightly inbred british person" look about him

he's not ugly but def not a conventionally handsome man

No. 140947

File: 1591154153745.jpg (Spoiler Image, 158.25 KB, 1080x1440, FB_IMG_1591044188983.jpg)

Linus Tech Tips? anyone?


>>140814
based anon

No. 140948

>>140937
Iwan as Ramsay could GET IT. Was obssessed with him a few years back. Even read shitty smut fics of Ramsay.

Worse of all, I blame that stupid Telltale game for making me feel that way.

No. 140950

File: 1591156947272.jpg (97.83 KB, 1280x720, download (1).jpg)

>>140947
I prefer men that use Linux

No. 140951

File: 1591157592934.jpg (7.64 KB, 200x208, 8db6a4007e19107571d05eb8245b4b…)

rob dyke. i think someone tried to start a thread on him once here. he literally legally changed his name because youtube kept demonetising him for his last name or so i heard. he used to be one of those true crime youtubers, something about his voice, demeanour and looks and hearing him describe such gruesome, awful things used to turn me on so badly

No. 140952

>>140947
Hnnnng that happy trail

No. 140953

File: 1591160246531.gif (889.65 KB, 391x365, 4231653B-FDAC-4358-A29B-AEE78C…)

>>140951
>missed his name
>read “he literally legally changed his name because youtube kept demonetising him for his last name”
>reread post for his name
>dyke

But he’s hot.

No. 140954

File: 1591160993091.jpg (18.56 KB, 360x382, CU_aqLoUAAEEz_4.jpg)

not to be an edgelord, but younger Varg could get it

No. 140957

>>140953
This gif is horrifying.

No. 140964

File: 1591172860655.jpeg (173.65 KB, 634x1007, D8DC8F3A-ECCB-4DE8-91AC-7B20A7…)

Can’t tolerate him as a person at all but man was the lead singer of Devo ever ridiculously hot! To the point I can’t breathe.

No. 140971

File: 1591179325061.png (803.59 KB, 1280x800, 104f840e327e6c7fd8bef8778b5ac7…)

Robert Webb used to be so dreamy in his early Peep Show days

No. 140980

>>140971
>>140964
>>140954
I love you anons. Immaculate taste in unconventional men.

No. 140982

File: 1591189599457.gif (485.15 KB, 496x305, 1467823578_Varg Vikernes.gif)

>>140954
Same he was so cute

No. 140985

>>140954
>>140980
>>140982
You guys have any tips on images/porn(preferably het) of men with long hair?
So hard to find ffs.

No. 140989

>>140964
lmao why? i thought mark was chill. he’s a bit pretentious like david byrne i guess

No. 140990

File: 1591203630005.jpg (62.4 KB, 1024x576, p07mdnwd.jpg)

Yeah I'd do him. Stop looking at me like that.
>inb4 love yourself anon!!

No. 140998

>>140990
Take it to the grave. I got drunk and told a friend that he was hot for a Tory and they turned around and just told everyone in the room and people made fun of me for weeks

No. 141008

>>140985
OT but what happens when you search metal head on porn sites?

No. 141023

File: 1591236438004.jpeg (260.41 KB, 900x1319, FCCF4BB4-F34D-453B-8419-A848D8…)

i keep having sexual dreams about him

No. 141024

>>140990

gr8 taste anon

No. 141036

File: 1591242449589.jpg (44.77 KB, 648x365, fring boy.jpg)

I feel like I'm way late to the show's popularity "bandwagon" or whatever, but since i'm only starting to get to the end of it, I'd probably fuck most male main characters in Breaking Bad.
But especially Gus Fring though.

No. 141170

File: 1591371111679.png (395.42 KB, 616x759, D609A9C3-00F7-4939-A718-91F9F9…)

Memeulous

No. 141172

>>141170
Just got the mental image of him keeping the mask on during sex

No. 141181

>>141036
omg, I thought about posting him here in the past but never did lol cheers anon

No. 141206

File: 1591404623529.jpeg (62.84 KB, 474x645, AB92176B-9BD0-4CD0-929C-D024B1…)

Watching Jimmy O. Yang’s standup special made me realize I am a simple woman who appreciates a head of shiny, black hair and a man who can make me laugh. He also has freckles on his nose that I think are so cute.

No. 141208

>>141206
He's fucking adorable.

No. 141212

File: 1591409173497.jpg (95.54 KB, 720x900, Harry-treadaway-penny-dreadful…)

Watching Penny Dreadful and finding myself oddly attracted to Frankenstein, even though he looks like the ugly member of a shitty 2006 emo band who stands at the back in group photos.

No. 141217

File: 1591412937894.jpeg (314.59 KB, 1893x2840, 356D558E-9AF4-4E55-AF36-31FC64…)

>>141212
I liked Harry Treadaway as Brady in Mr. Mercedes, which is questionable to say the least since he was playing an incestuous mass murderer.

No. 141244

File: 1591425383540.jpg (159.09 KB, 1920x1080, jimmy-o-yang.jpg)

>>141206
Dude, you're so right.
Love his hair and eyes. I hope reprensentation will start to flip the whole "short asian men are not hot" / "long hair are feminine and not sexy on a man".

Honestly, I can only think about fucking him when I see him in anything.

No. 141245

>>141244
>>141206
this looks a bit like my husband but with a different nose.

No. 141270

File: 1591451091555.jpg (46.18 KB, 300x440, 1591433687219.jpg)

>>141245
of course they look the same theyre asian lmao what the fugg(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 141289

File: 1591465099866.gif (1.94 MB, 245x140, 73382CF6-E876-428F-8634-F6AB51…)

I wanna stroke his beard and feed him cheese

No. 141480

File: 1591641223634.jpg (21.1 KB, 266x400, craig.jpg)

I've been looking back at my emo music playlists and Craig Mabbit in his Escape the Fate/Blessthefall days.

I think it's mostly because he looks like a white version of my boyfriend.

No. 141487

>>141206
His fob character in Silicon Valley was funny af, the only reason I watched the show.

No. 141507

File: 1591687300032.jpeg (40.79 KB, 460x361, 05C14082-282B-41ED-A034-324F66…)

Fuck it, all of them. I love all their masks in all their albums but mostly AHIG (picture) and Chris in .5

No. 141516

>>140948
Are you me? First time I ever actively searched for smut (and I am still ashamed).
He (Iwan Rheon) doesn't do anything for me, it's just the role. Weird.

No. 141518

>>139575
ideal bodytype tbh. skinny guys are not my cup of tea

No. 141521

File: 1591717742610.jpg (20.74 KB, 500x342, ilya-lagutenko.jpg)

The man with the prettiest eyes and the creepiest smile.
He aged as shit though like all slav men.

No. 141527

File: 1591722743112.jpg (39.19 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTQ0MzIxMzUwMV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

>>140937
Awh, his character in misfits was my first full-blown insane sex dream. Those were the days


Pic related I would fuck the shit out of Hank azaria. That's actually a really long standing crush for me too. His voice really gets me as well, not just in a recognisable/he's a voice actor! ish way just in general I love it hnngh

>>138358
My fucking sides

No. 141561

>>139575
I'm screaming, but I understand.
>>141507
Same.

No. 141611

george castanza from seinfeld, and young bob saget. too ashamed to post pictures

No. 141616

File: 1591839795927.jpg (33 KB, 426x639, ED-AX322_Kessle_JV_20180309114…)

>>141611
george has such cute eye smile thing

No. 141621

>>141616
true. I always wondered what he would look like with more hair

No. 141649

File: 1591870927190.jpg (81.23 KB, 800x445, robertsmith.jpg)

he used to be so cute…didn't age well though and now looks terrfying with all that makeup

No. 141699

File: 1591910133887.jpg (52.74 KB, 800x575, yououghtaknow.jpg)

>>141611
now that you reminded me, young dave coulier/uncle joey has always been my full house husbando.

No. 141705

File: 1591919226318.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.54 KB, 400x600, large_kN1W347q4cwZG80qk6baR1dm…)

This movie turns me on so much. Degenerate, ik.

No. 141707

File: 1591919769427.jpg (48.65 KB, 564x846, 747f567894f5bf6bac6307ea5a1ff8…)

I loved him in The Walking Dead and he seems like a really funny, sweet person in real life. He's in his early 60's now but he can still get it.

No. 141711

File: 1591930763959.gif (1.52 MB, 720x404, 8A06405B-540B-4E1F-B2D4-53C688…)

Kinda wanna fuck this dude again. How embarrassing.

No. 141717

File: 1591941120723.gif (7.4 MB, 375x500, tumblr_c97ab5922740b2520aab32a…)

>>141711

lol you're far from the only one anon. even lots of guys have admitted that they think he's handsome

No. 141724

>>141717
That’s true but he’s 5’6 and has a snagged tooth so admitting this to anyone else might be a bit embarrassing. Not that anon btw. tfw I saw him at an axe throwing bar last winter but was too nervous to say anything to him

No. 141727

>>141711
>>141717
Is it true he's bisexual or is that just a meme

No. 141735

>>141711
He's only unattractive when you consider movie star types the norm.

No. 141774

>>141717
I’m more embarrassed because he’s a YouTuber who’s 15 years older than me. Admitting that to most people gets you a side eye at the least.

>>141724
What is an axe throwing bar cause it sounds terribly gimmicky and awesome.

No. 141785

>>141649
He just looks like young Ben Affleck with big messy hair and lipstick lmao

No. 141789

Dr. Todd Grande is a psych who talks about mental health related topics. He is so calming and has a dry sense of humor about the ridiculous cases he discusses.

No. 141790

>>141789
I'm subbed to him, I love how insanely calm he sounds, covers some fucked up topics and keeps the same chill tone throughout all vids lol. I'm not quite hot for him but I can see why he's getting fangirls in his comments lately.

No. 141792

>>139198
Bitch me too

No. 141793

File: 1591991349679.jpeg (288.82 KB, 1150x805, 1E1C0D6A-F5EA-4BAE-874A-A21972…)

Klaus Nomi can GET IT

No. 141794

File: 1591991571048.jpg (161.62 KB, 640x463, 08cab221-06bb-427d-a103-1eef74…)

ok but Jello Biafra is unusually hot

No. 141796

>>141789
I used to like him but he seems like kind of a jackass tbh. He sided with Chloe ("dissociadid") over trisha paytas kept hearting comments about how he "roasted" Trisha plus that he is always begging for patreon bucks and shilling his merch

No. 141800

>>141796
Nta but I remember him making a vid about DID lately and it felt like he was blindly taking the word of people who claim to have all these alters. I know the DSM 5 says it's real but that doesn't mean people aren't also faking it sometimes

Youtube drama probably helps his views but I prefer when he covers true crime cases

No. 141806

>>141793
lmao anon, what a fringe choice

No. 141809

>>141796
He made two videos, I rewatched the first video and he spent over half explaining its controversy and skepticism regarding its existence. He did go off on trisha in both and wasn't as critical of dissociadid as he could've been.

No. 141824

File: 1592026063050.png (550.99 KB, 640x510, 70D44584-4F89-4F3F-B4FB-C8752B…)

>>141561
Glad I’m not alone haha. I have too many pictures saved of them so my favourite guy/mask fluctuates a lot. I really like their jumpsuits too. just want to sit on their laps and kiss them through their masks

No. 141852

>>141789
lmao I thought I was alone with this. I love his subtle, dry sense of humor. He also reminds me of my therapist whom I have a crush on

No. 141867

File: 1592077317545.jpeg (23.12 KB, 400x300, 143B4E81-7B80-47A0-8D86-412648…)

>>141793
Based.

No. 141980

File: 1592206185723.jpeg (55.82 KB, 442x341, 9DAB2E0A-8EFD-49C0-9607-71A7A3…)

Recently started rewatching That 70s Show on Netflix and found myself weirdly crushing on Red. How do I make this shit go away? It’s embarrassing desu

No. 141996

File: 1592235428608.jpg (25.68 KB, 270x305, marc rebillet.jpg)

>>141980
If you flow with the horny, the horny will flow through you and away from you, so to speak. Don't deny your thirst, it will only make it stronger.
Besides, unless you're a paedo, have some fringe-degenerate-philia, or you've got the hots for someone morally reprehensible in general, fuck feeling shame. Tired of that shit.
So as not to derail, here's mine. It was actually hard to look for a pic where he doesn't have that dumbass face he always pulls. Still would.

No. 141997

File: 1592236657776.png (521.84 KB, 494x667, untitled-38.png)


No. 142012

>>139446
Never liked him and I hate that he got cast as one of my favorite characters.

No. 142020

>>141724
I’m short so his height doesn’t bother me that much. The snaggletooth is a turn off but I still think he’s a qt.
>>141727
I don’t know but there was some hot debate about it a few threads back.

No. 142023

>>141996
Words of wisdom, anon.
Plus the guy you posted is hot as hell

No. 142026

>>141996
Damn who dis?

No. 142028

File: 1592254359725.gif (1.24 MB, 480x400, dumbass.gif)

>>142026
Marc Rebillet.

No. 142058

File: 1592288620691.jpeg (38.35 KB, 512x512, CB7D96BB-D236-49DB-AC87-124E69…)

Saddam. I mean, look at these eyes.

No. 142059

File: 1592288960850.jpeg (39.33 KB, 616x410, 03589849-7D40-4329-81F0-30FD14…)

>>140895
Ted Cruz can get it tho

No. 142065

File: 1592297890300.jpg (22.27 KB, 270x334, Саддам_в_молодости.jpg)

>>142058
he was cute when he was young.

No. 142080

>>140895
I wasn't into him before… but I gotta say the greying hair and the beard… does things to me

No. 142089

>>142065
Seriously though he looks like an old Hollywood pinup from a vintage movie magazine.

No. 142090

>>141212

Harry is Hot as fuck you should check out his modelling photos with his twin brother.

No. 142091

>>139448

I get it and I'm ashamed and he's currently chatting up my partner on Insta.

Life is strange.

No. 142093

File: 1592335806488.png (800.61 KB, 992x678, Screen Shot 2020-06-16 at 2.28…)

He's a literal man child who only eats packaged ramen, doesn't clean his room, and is a walking skeleton. But I would still let him hit it

No. 142106

File: 1592340839372.png (316.45 KB, 578x432, helios.png)

So… does Helios count? Got a thing for his voice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5b3Y2y0pPE), first thing after finishing Deus Ex was rub one out, ye-e-esssssssss

No. 142108

>>142091
You're getting cucked by ProJared?

No. 142109

Smeagol.

No. 142111

>>142058
Someone post young pictures of Gadaffi and Netanyahu and well then have an unholy trinity of terrible Middle Eastern leaders being hot when they were younger

No. 142116

>>142093

fucking same tbh I lived in the same city as him prior to him moving to the US and I often daydreamed about meeting lol. like at the mall or something. i would've loved to suck his dick

No. 142118

>>142108

No thankfully….no danger of that.

No. 142119

>>142116
He’s going back to Canada soon to sort out his Visa, so nows your chance

No. 142128

File: 1592407096039.jpg (122.32 KB, 899x1200, James_Acaster-3347 copy.jpg)

I'm watching British panel shows and I find James Acaster quite cute despite the fact that pale, sick-looking British chaps are usually not my thing

No. 142129

>>142128
Great choice anon. He's really funny. Have you watched his standup show on netflix? I had to shut it off a few times because I was laughung so hard.

No. 142136

>>140143
He has drinking threads and a discord server on /soc/.

No. 142144

File: 1592426957200.png (127.1 KB, 283x250, iu-3.png)

Greentea, a competitive Tetris player. He's really cute with his mannerisms, and he's actually quite good at Tetris, kek.

No. 142145

File: 1592430143026.png (803.05 KB, 770x1200, 7fc19579b2cbe503e6d0bcd3ad6b38…)

Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld Blixa Bargeld isn't that just the best name ever

No. 142151

File: 1592433177345.jpeg (5.57 KB, 182x277, images (5).jpeg)

>>142145
young skelly Blixa was so damn hot

No. 142152

File: 1592433652518.bmp (Spoiler Image, 1.06 MB, 770x481, 4ef9ef480b4c41b4985b9cf76f1f41…)

>>142151
(I hope this really is him I found it on last.fm)

No. 142160

File: 1592444414060.png (332.25 KB, 370x370, HM149-podimage_370x370_crop_ce…)

Hamilton Morris, but I have a weird thing for tall skinny jews

No. 142173

>>142160
wow he's cute

No. 142176

File: 1592469537632.jpg (50.11 KB, 751x751, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg)

He's been posted many times before, but I can't say anywhere else that after watching Django, I'd like Christoph Waltz to personally rearrange my guts.
That is all. Have a nice day.

No. 142181

File: 1592483118253.jpg (29.44 KB, 417x600, gregsage.jpg)

>>141794
>>142145
Great taste anons

This man is basically an 11/10 for me, his entire personality is perfect

No. 142188

>>142176
Yes yes yes, 1000%

No. 142193

File: 1592500065509.png (278.68 KB, 500x375, tumblr_inline_p7hsd6CWIL1s5987…)

I just wanna vibe with them

No. 142201

>>142193
I posted them before I love their music and they're so qt! Good taste anon.

No. 142209

File: 1592514136881.jpg (157.14 KB, 650x360, greg-grid-uproxx.jpg)

literally only want to fuck him because he's 6'7. his face is meh but when he's standing up he's so attractive just because of his height

No. 142230

File: 1592530904242.jpg (35.48 KB, 512x336, unnamed.jpg)

Johnny Depp in fear and loathing, fair to say I'm ashamed.

No. 142237

File: 1592534826290.jpg (87.91 KB, 1200x675, phil.jpg)

I know it's kinda weird, but I honestly think he's pretty attractive. Something about the shiny bald head, I think.

No. 142238

File: 1592535143044.jpg (23.15 KB, 400x400, 1591058297767.jpg)

>>142237
Shiny bald heads can be attractive, anon. I support you.

No. 142242

File: 1592537030413.png (846.44 KB, 1008x991, 15.png)

I never had a crush on someone until i found his channel. He's so cute, skinny and funny, 101% my type. I like he doesn't come off as cringy and tryhard like other youtubers of his age too. Ah, where do i find someone like him…

No. 142249

>>142242
probably at your local college campus in the computer gaming labs…

No. 142250

File: 1592544217637.jpg (33.2 KB, 340x605, ScottLive.jpg)

>>142249
Where do you live? Men in my country are ugly as sin lmao.

No. 142252

File: 1592549089926.gif (1.27 MB, 400x309, source.gif)

>>142230
good choice anon

No. 142279

File: 1592581634180.jpg (47.33 KB, 399x600, Fabiano Caruana Kaspersky Lab …)

Chess grandmaster Fabiano Caruana melts my heart

No. 142301

File: 1592596684917.png (901.61 KB, 1269x804, 16377826.png)

>>142209
tfw you will never have lanklet/manlet threesome

No. 142598

File: 1592890276851.jpg (162.81 KB, 1000x1498, Phil Wang 4.JPG)

I don't find him funny at all but he's got nice lips

No. 142600

File: 1592895556812.jpg (16.53 KB, 300x300, K_oxpNmk_400x400.jpg)

he's so cute and dorky. I bet he likes cuddling.

No. 142603

File: 1592896920399.jpg (23.12 KB, 300x300, bn3dq99aru3s8dihe1f0_headshots…)

>>142600
haha I was going to post him too. too cute

No. 142605

>>142603
He’s so cute!

No. 142608

>>142600
Who is this man?

No. 142609

File: 1592904456109.jpg (139.93 KB, 900x1200, Mutahar.jpg)

I find someordinarygamers extremely attractive

No. 142610

>>142609
Holy fuck anon this is based. The first thing my boyfriend said when I showed him Mutahar was that he was a very beautiful man lol.

No. 142613

>>142609
He looks like literally every guy I pass by on the streets.

No. 142621

>>142610
>my boyfriend said when I showed him Mutahar was that he was a very beautiful man

No offence anon but your bf sounds like the scrotes on the rateme/truerateme subreddits who rate totally ordinary scrotes as 7s and 8s just to embellish on their own ratings. In other words, they're all circlejerking each other's similar, mediocre looks so they can all convince themselves they're attractive lmfao.

No. 142622

File: 1592921734147.png (140.09 KB, 343x379, warrant 3.png)

Michael Richards in the 80s
10/10 to me

No. 142650

>>142600
>>142603
He looks like if I stayed the night at his place and had to leave the next morning he wouldn’t want me to go and would squeeze me close with his big teddy bear arms, then I’d just call in sick and roll back over so we could snugglefuck all day.

No. 142651

>>142609
Awww, he reminds me of my crush in high school who sat in front of me on the bus… cute taste anon.

No. 142655

>>142176
Same omg. I developed a HUGE crush on him after I watched that movie, it was almost unhealthy

No. 142657

File: 1592953132247.png (914.7 KB, 1000x563, AvpaZQS.png)

young, old, he looks fine at any age

No. 142658

>>142608
That’s Woolie from Super Best Friends Play, he does livestreams and podcasts with Pat in Castle Super Beast if you want to check them out

No. 142661

>>142655
ayrt, I did too. Deep in the throes of unhealthy borderline obsession I had a dream where he was very fatherly towards me, which is when I realised my taste in men is pretty fucked up lmao.

Also Daniel Brühl. It's not Inglorious Basterds, its Goodbye! Lenin that introduced me to him.

No. 142662

>>142621
Anon this is a big ass reach for what? I don’t think my boyfriend would admit that he’s more attractive than anyone, it was just a dumb passing comment lol.

No. 142665

>>142622
I kinda get 80s/90d era Michael Richardson and Jerry Seinfeld’s appeal. Too bad they’re both POS (Michael is a racist and Jerry was is arrogant creep who preyed on teen girls while in his late 30s). Maybe Constanza wasn’t so bad after all.

No. 142666


No. 142677

>>142657
omg anon, I totally get this

No. 142692

File: 1593021099226.jpg (44.55 KB, 999x433, no one agrees with me irl.jpg)

what a cutie

No. 142694

File: 1593025799775.jpg (680.92 KB, 1080x1324, 20200601_185747.jpg)

An anon of taste posted him in the conventional thread and was mocked by the ladies out there but she was right: Peter Steele was beautiful.
He was also a really nice guy, had a bunch of rescued cats that he loved as his real children.
I know it's dumb since he's dead for 10 years, but I'd love to be his cute ginger housewife, living in a log cabin somewhere in the woods with our cats, cuddling by the fireplace…Yeah, I know he was a massive cokehead and drank wine like it was lemonade but let me dream.

No. 142695

>>142692

yesss anon! i love him in reservoir dogs. such a cutie

No. 142696

>>142692
omg anon i love him too, good taste

No. 142697

>>142193
Impeccable taste, anon. Fletcher is absolutely gorgeous in this video it kills me

No. 142698

>>142692
tim roth was a super cutie anon, I think a lot of his charm comes from seeing him in motion though, rather than a still image.

No. 142708

>>142692
>reads your file name
Wtf I totally do

No. 142712

>>141789
I get lowkey mra/mgtow vibes from him tbh

No. 142727

>>142694
I literally only know this guy from anons posting him in these threads but you're all valid.
>tfw no toll masochist crazy cat man vampire bf

>>142712
same.

No. 142728

>>142712
>>142727
is there something specific he said that made you feel that way? I don't even watch him, I'm just curious

No. 142732

>>142728
all the videos of his that I've seen have a "women be crazy" vibe to them.

No. 142735

>>142732
I don't get that vibe at all…

No. 142738

File: 1593066219262.gif (999.81 KB, 500x268, tumblr_mrw3j0sjdW1qzymy9o1_500…)

Willem Dafoe, specifically in Platoon….look at those lips. I know he knows how to eat p*ssy.

No. 142747

>>142738
i heard he has a huge dick

No. 142749

File: 1593086827786.jpg (920.08 KB, 3010x4515, Charlie_Kelly.jpg)

Was he posted yet

No. 142750

>>142749

I've had a ridiculously huge crush on charlie day ever since I was a kid

No. 142751

>>142749
Yep, pretty much every thread

No. 142767

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>>142738

Beat me to him! I always get, “Seriously!? Him?” reactions when I say Willem is my celebrity crush but what can I say. I like weird, artistic guys and he’s a bomb actor. (The Lighthouse recently was amazing.) Also he has pretty eyes, a nice face shape and killer cheekbones.

No. 142796

>>142613
He looks kinda average but IMO his personality and sense of humor makes him very attractive

No. 142800

File: 1593135233139.jpg (220.04 KB, 1400x1050, uncut_gems.jpg)

forgive me

No. 142806

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>>142800
Lol same but only as Zohan…I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse

No. 142807

>>142806
I can sympathize with you zohan anon. please forgive me everyone

No. 142811

File: 1593153711460.jpg (90.34 KB, 699x1049, stevenogg.jpg)

Steven Ogg. I don't care that he's balding, I think he has a really nice face. I am also extremely guilty of thinking his portrayal of Trevor Philips was hot.
>>142738
>>142767
Ah, fellow anons of culture.

No. 142812

>>142767
omg yes, he’s weird af looking but i love him.

No. 142824

>>142811
steven ogg has such a great and charismatic presence. big dick energy

No. 142825

>>142738
>>142767
he has a very strange face but he's so talented, and a very likeable, humble person it seems. i also like his voice

he was so daddy in the florida project

No. 142841

>>142811
I would let Steven Ogg kill me. I'm with you anon, I also found his portrayal of Trevor Philips hot

No. 142842

File: 1593190741774.jpg (11.26 KB, 236x286, Dhp.jpg)

david hyde pierce, even though he was only really attractive in the 90's to me, his sense of humor and charisma tickle my pickle

No. 142849

>>142811
I found him to be really hot in that “GTA in real life” video “His body was banging in that. Aside from balding, I still think he’s really not that conventionally unattractive. Now wanting to fuck Trevor Phillips is really shameful tbh. Although I would.

No. 142850

>>142749
Charlie and most of the male characters in Always Sunny have been constantly posted in these threads

Good taste tho

No. 142852

File: 1593207082706.jpg (23.16 KB, 399x295, U100P200T1D298064F8DT201001061…)

i think the balloon boy dad is really hot lol

No. 142853

File: 1593207133000.jpg (26.54 KB, 634x419, article-2563546-1BAB1192000005…)

>>142852
samefag but even now that so much time has passed, still hot to me.

No. 142854

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>>142160
yas! i've posted him in these threads before but i prefer him with longer hair without glasses

No. 142862

>>142732
just looked him up and he has several videos about MGTOW. I haven't watched any of them all the way through but I'm starting to see the vibe you get..

No. 142863

>>142811
I've spent so many fun nights imagining him growling dirty things into my ear. And he's one of the very few men who can have just a moustache with no beard and still look good. Also even after all these years Trevor is still at the very top of my "Shameful Husbandos"-list.

No. 142866

File: 1593238709547.jpeg (52.3 KB, 478x720, 6566F1B2-8813-4159-802E-52FB59…)

>>138757
Really late,but I was just about to post him.I just love his “don’t give a fuck“ attitude and rat-like appearance

No. 142875

>>142866
yess!! such a cool guy

No. 142899

File: 1593285251233.jpg (75.86 KB, 703x657, simon roper.jpg)

I know he appears his best here, and looks kind of like an ape (and not in a good Willem-Dafoe-monkeyman-facial-structure way) in his newest stuff. Even then, I still watch his videos and think about whispering facts about useless extinct germanic languages to each other in bed. He just seems so quintessentially british and wholesome, plus he can actually talk without using too many filler words every 2 seconds - he's neofolk bf goals, basically.
Plus, his hands are immaculate.

No. 142902

>>142899
Just watched a few seconds of one of his videos and I think I understand, anon. Brb.

No. 142908

File: 1593292445979.jpg (206.44 KB, 1600x2400, 841236abb18bdad4529b4615de44af…)

>>142811
he's hot. loved him on the walking dead especially alongside jdm

No. 142918

>>142899
100% agreed. Sometimes I'll be watching one of his videos and he'll be talking about something really interesting and I'll feel myself drifting off thinking about how cute he is. I feel kind of bad about it.

No. 142925

>>142866
Congrats to him becoming a dad of twins at 50, he’s still an eccentric fuck but you could see his edges toned down into something more ‘chill weird’ in that new music video with the two dancers representing his unborn kids.
Also, guess what, he collaborated with Serj Tankian (System of a Down singer) on a new album they released this year!

No. 142962

File: 1593377985363.gif (8.26 MB, 640x460, tenor (2).gif)

I hate myself

No. 142963

>>142962
Same. I’ve had a huge crush on this dude since like 2018 and I need help.

No. 142965

File: 1593379818023.jpeg (85.75 KB, 740x450, B2EC06D3-BCC0-4B04-9639-D014A8…)

Samefag but I also find Trippie Redd so cute. He has a “so ugly it’s cute” thing going for him kek

No. 142969

File: 1593383315001.jpeg (230.64 KB, 1050x1768, 5352EE35-F9B8-4F8F-A03E-036884…)

Ben Whishaw, specifically in Perfume (pic related) he’s pretty hot in Cloud Atlas too.

No. 142978

File: 1593392666789.jpeg (37.67 KB, 560x477, 144F0CF7-2FCC-481A-BF68-F19792…)

>>142969
yessss he was hot as Q in the newer James Bond films

No. 142982

>>142969
>>142978
he's not unconventional whatsoever

not a superhot model, but he's not unattractive

No. 142988


No. 142997

>>142978
excellent taste anon

No. 143037

File: 1593457998870.jpg (287.82 KB, 1909x1080, 20200629_221044.jpg)

Idk tbh

No. 143041

>>142908
>that bulge on Steven
Unf

No. 143050

File: 1593469788162.jpg (258.85 KB, 828x1107, IMG_20200430_140132.jpg)

chkchk

No. 143062

>>142982
Anon must think this is 2011 tumblr and it’s still quirky to like skinny pale nerdy guys

To be fair a good percentage of posts in the thread give off that vibe

No. 143066

File: 1593493429299.jpg (522.62 KB, 1536x2048, gjubh8m40ap41.jpg)

>>143050
I have a crush on him too anon and I kinda hate myself for it. I can't figure out what's so appealing about him.

No. 143068

>>143037
>>143037
i completely forgot this guy existed

No. 143072

File: 1593508105738.jpeg (269.64 KB, 1080x1440, 5744A072-510F-43D0-948C-8E78AD…)

>>143062
I stand by my submission

No. 143075

>>143037
yoo I had the weirdest crush on him last year. skinny white boys with an accent >>

No. 143084

File: 1593540808609.jpg (275.53 KB, 1420x947, de7bb10d90f51838cdf905fd2e8426…)

>>143050
>>143066
someone on the red scare subreddit said he looked like a combination of louis theroux and john belushi and now i cant unsee that lmao

No. 143098

>>142862
he had some video on the problems with marriage or whatever, but the comments were just mgtows ragging on women full force. I thought it was a weird thing to allow to stay up for a channel by a doctor that's supposedly about mental health, either very unprofessional/unaware (doubt it) or lowkey mgtow himself. he can't say what he thinks openly but you can see the subtle signs sometimes imo

No. 143113

File: 1593589786761.jpg (820.05 KB, 1080x1584, 20200701_094842.jpg)

>>143066
He's fun and he fucks, it's as simple as that

No. 143123

File: 1593595488760.jpg (30.84 KB, 540x304, god why.jpg)

I'll never forgive myself for this but his cockiness just gets to me, I don't know.

No. 143125

>>143123
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I'm so sorry.

No. 143127

File: 1593602793044.jpg (28.7 KB, 634x619, 4C5C9BBC00000578-5741035-image…)

Okay I know this dude looks like he hasn't slept in a year and does drugs for a living but I gotta say: I think Pete Davidson is cute as hell

No. 143133

>>143084
he would literally execute me but yeah he’s pretty cute

No. 143134


No. 143141

>>143123
I know this is the purpose of this thread but anon love yourself.

No. 143145

File: 1593619715490.jpg (140.75 KB, 1080x1071, _20200701_170648.JPG)

I'm really ashamed he's looking less dead in the eyes lately.

No. 143146


No. 143147

>>143145
you should be ashamed

No. 143148

File: 1593621365852.jpg (37.66 KB, 960x650, 960x0.jpg)

If he wasn't a disgusting pedophile and just a normal middle-aged man instead, I would have thirsted so hard after him when he was still alive

No. 143149

>>143148
This is the worst one yet

No. 143152

File: 1593622605025.png (Spoiler Image, 393.02 KB, 516x476, 1AE70363-1EA4-454A-9506-9C4AE8…)

posted in last thread but after finding out this piece of shit abused his gf until she committed suicide, it boggles my mind how I still get flustered every time I see him even though I also have this overwhelming urge to want to stab him

No. 143153

>>143148
oh no. no. just no.

No. 143155

>>143148
this takes the cake for the entire thread

No. 143156

>>143148
dawg he was a pedo with an egg shaped penis. please love yourself.

No. 143157

File: 1593626212659.png (64.73 KB, 265x257, pingu supris.png)

>>143152
>>143148
Please, for the love of god, love yourselves anons.

No. 143159

>>143155
>takes the cake for the entire thread

Really I think that's on par with Jimmy Saville at >>140114 lol

>>142111
Someone posted young bibi last thread. Damn

No. 143165

>>143148
This is somehow worse than the Bundy posting Even if he wasn’t a rapist pedo, he was still ugly as fuck. Love yourself.

No. 143170

>>142058
While young Saddam was handsome, I can’t take that face seriously after watching a lot of early seasons South Park lmao.

No. 143173

>>143165
most of the guys posted here are ugly as fuck

No. 143178

File: 1593649135410.jpeg (19.24 KB, 938x500, 72400477-ADF4-4096-B434-A3CBF9…)

>>143173
yes anons, that is the essence of the thread, it's not like it's titled "unashamedly wholesome men"

No. 143179

>>143123
no I get this, me too anon

No. 143180

File: 1593651077518.png (Spoiler Image, 230.67 KB, 848x730, Screenshot (1226).png)

>>143178
i know making fun of other anons is fun, but the moralfagging in this thread is getting annoying.
>>143152
>implying you cant stab him and fuck him at the same time
anon, you need to get on my level
>>143148
>>143159
i'm the savile-anon, but honestly my choice is worse because at least epstein resembled anthony bourdain (who a lot of women think is weirdly hot). savile, even when young, looked like snow miser mutated in Chernobyl

No. 143182

>>143180
Jimnon here I'm subby as fuck so I don't think I could be on your level, I think the stabbing would be posthaste… but I do admire your willingness to be open about what your fantasies are cuz I'm fucked up as all shit myself. Also watching The Number 23 before I read into the details of his ex's death was a huge mistake, because that movie had its share of sex scenes I did not see coming when I started watching it.

I don't love myself at all anons, I'm sorry, I'm living with severe childhood trauma, relationship traumas, disorders galore, a lowkey death wish, this is the shame thread after all. I'm still exceedingly disturbed by his actions. I hope something does actually fuck up his life because of what he's done.

No. 143193

File: 1593661527049.jpg (67.92 KB, 1100x825, tenfrance.jpg)

>>143180
>>143152
>>143148
man, i don't know what you guys' problems are, but whatever gets you going. anyway, all i'm saying is that if he wasn't so very gay, i'd do unspeakable things to tan france. but not like, your weird "i want to torture and stab him" -type unspeakable things. i would maybe like to for us to have sex in the missionary position, run my hands through dat pompadour and whatnot

No. 143196

File: 1593669089961.gif (1.45 MB, 500x281, CB61D902-9CD3-44AE-8AF8-FB5578…)

Jason Sudeikis in Last Man On Earth specifically.

No. 143203

File: 1593686161125.png (1.13 MB, 1600x900, huh.png)

I accidently got a video of him in my recommendeds and it just kinda came out of nowhere. Don't give a shit about wow but I still tune into his streams. Feels kinda shameful because he's balding and I think he's a NEET.

>>142899 Same, Anon.

No. 143230

>>143203
nooo anon. he has an infowars sticker and evil rat eyes! thirst from afar, he will definitely murder you and wear your skin if you meet him.

No. 143234

>>143196
i love his dead fish eyes

No. 143236

I want him to serve me his meat so bad you don’t even know

No. 143241

>>143203
Zack is a qt tho

No. 143242

>>143241
Despite what people say, I think he’s more of a QT with his hair now than if he was bald.
Though, that might just be because I find bald men unattractive

No. 143252

File: 1593774119942.jpeg (88.76 KB, 500x750, 2811700C-B454-4B5D-A585-906173…)

Keith Richards.Preferably during the shaggy hair era.He’s probably one of the dirtiest mfs in rock,but I’d go back in time and be one of his groupies if I ever had the opportunity.Also bassists are hot.

No. 143255

>>143050
hell fuckgig yeah brace is hot! tried telling a conventionally attractive guy friend about how attractive i found him and he was in denial lmao.
"you're kidding you don't actually find him attractive right?"

No. 143256

>>143148
only post in these threads that has made me laugh. jesus christ

No. 143257

File: 1593782917786.png (127.88 KB, 258x296, styxhexenhammer666.png)

i hate his beliefs and disagree with him on basically everything but…

No. 143265

File: 1593791608451.jpeg (286.89 KB, 1060x1490, F1C1CA51-371D-47CA-80C0-38848A…)

>>140197
love their music. but I bet a lot of russian teens back then were crushing hard on these guys
>>140347
> (and absolutely in no other time)
lol I‘m with you anon, letov always was a greasy mf but in that time period he was hella cute, pic related.
great musician tho

No. 143269

>>143257
kek he looks like a busted troon. i even understood epstein anon to an extent but wtf is this

No. 143281

>>143257
Anon wtf he looks like a sentient foot

No. 143285

File: 1593813309077.jpeg (104.15 KB, 494x588, 672779A6-D229-4C22-9F19-4DE31D…)

>>143257
You and me both, sis
And I’d fuck him while he’s cross dressed as his sissy goth girl persona too

No. 143291

>>143257
>>143285
I used to feel the same until I found out the stellbell drama.

No. 143293

File: 1593826502465.jpeg (75.09 KB, 931x673, D78DAFA2-D0B9-47FF-BFFB-F4ECC5…)

>>143291
>StellBell

No. 143298

File: 1593831838215.jpg (6.08 KB, 214x235, i am dumb stupid and dumb.jpg)

In my defense I am 100% bisexual and I am dumb, stupid, and dumb.

No. 143302

>>143257
>>143285
anons love yourselves im begging you

No. 143303

File: 1593836032214.jpg (26.38 KB, 333x500, 8641c39a3f577ccf29729a1d5da19f…)

>>138339
…Travis Bickle

No. 143306

File: 1593839179433.jpg (275.45 KB, 932x420, original.jpg)

This might be out of line due to timing but I think (18 year old) puppeh is a cutie! I always had a thing for guys with resting solemn faces.I hope a nice girl his age saves him.

No. 143307

File: 1593839654824.jpg (71.02 KB, 1280x720, Vladislav.jpg)

Jemaine Clement

No. 143311

>>143303
godtier.

No. 143312

File: 1593856126406.gif (2.82 MB, 300x400, 11141a5c077bccbce451f86652ef50…)

>>143307
yessss! I also like Taika, he's sooo cute

No. 143313

File: 1593857086535.jpeg (85.11 KB, 1280x720, BF28B6E8-759B-4ECE-9287-2CC371…)

Gokanaru…

No. 143315

>>143313
i agree. sometimes he looks really cute

No. 143318

File: 1593863496363.png (284.98 KB, 539x539, 350ec55def6a1c7120dd6aa520a25f…)


No. 143322

>>143318
based.

No. 143325


No. 143333

File: 1593890651783.jpeg (32.55 KB, 500x292, 0844270F-5B2A-4B63-A5D9-3A0F0F…)

John Boehner

No. 143336

File: 1593892279996.png (940.83 KB, 800x1199, 68F3537C-0802-435D-9F00-461A51…)

I just learned today that Jeff Goldblum is way older than I thought he was. he's closer to 70 than 60. I'm steering too close to the edge of the boomer apparatus here

No. 143350

File: 1593930653633.jpg (200.93 KB, 960x1200, EcCL1RYUEAAIfJn.jpg)

>>138685
He honestly looked decent before all the fugly tattoos

I don't what the fuck is going on with my brain chemistry at the moment but James Charles has been doing it for me. I don't even like twinkly, feminine men, but I'd sister suck his schlong.

No. 143357

>>143350
> I'd sister suck his schlong.
KEK anon you degenerate

No. 143362

>>143350
this is actually the first time I've seen him without his ott makeup and he's very pretty. I'm not into twink boys either but he's probably the ideal of that look.

No. 143364

File: 1593946649519.jpg (637.34 KB, 1024x682, 20190521_Costanza_couch_3x2.jp…)

>>141616
>>141611
came here to post this, god tier taste anons

No. 143368

>>143350
I don't even judge you for this, I mean I'm not into overly femme guys but I'd still take him over any of the hairy, middle aged or balding men posted

Scrolling the thread I usually think shit like 'his pubes are probably longer than his dick'

No. 143387

>>143303
fucking this

No. 143398

File: 1593974318277.jpg (285.3 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_20200705_130327.jpg)

>>141616
>>143364

Based Jason Alexander anons.

>>143357

Quarantine has degraded my brain cells I am now attracted to twink queens.

No. 143399

>>143350
>>143398
I’ve never seen him without heavy makeup before. He’s actually… cute? I’m joining the thirst on this one lol.

No. 143401

File: 1593974948407.jpg (91.49 KB, 394x394, 1322191307001.jpg)

>>143350
>James Charles
>I'd sister suck his schlong

I truly have no words for how absolutely cursed and wretched this post is. I will pray for you, anon.

No. 143409

File: 1593979073453.jpg (34.93 KB, 341x512, 87864234257.jpg)

Just watched Shazam for the first time and all it did was reawaken my attraction to this doofus
tfw you can't tie him up and have your way with him

No. 143420

>>143409
anon I was surprised to learn before shazam that he was also in at least one hallmark movie lmao

No. 143483

File: 1594095799458.jpg (85.11 KB, 1200x600, 685bc2dcdb5e768151ba4a75da2d0f…)


No. 143538

File: 1594159429112.jpg (114.96 KB, 960x1209, 1565977324849.jpg)

obligatory knajjdposting (yes I am ashamed)

No. 143545

File: 1594165611667.jpeg (45.97 KB, 271x400, 572527AE-05EA-469C-819B-8376D0…)

i’ve always had a big stupid crush on eugene hutz

No. 143546

>>139773
lol, can't say I wouldn't

No. 143552

>>143545
He looks like a live action version of Nigel thornberry

No. 143560

>>143552
lmaooo

No. 143562

File: 1594207412432.jpg (75.53 KB, 1180x786, babe-53bdc2f19ad0.jpg)

Greg Davies. He seems like a genuinely sweet person and I love that silly, disapproving look that he sometimes puts on lol. I find his height intimidating tho, he's a fucking giant

No. 143566

File: 1594209694047.jpg (25.04 KB, 512x288, mahone.jpg)

>>143562

I'm with you, anon.


I had a huge crush on William Fichtner in Prison Break. Something about that tweaked out, middle-aged bent cop look combined with his weird face.

No. 143567

>>143562
based and taskmasterpilled

No. 143570

>>143567
>taskmasterpilled
guilty as charged lol

No. 143630

>>143552
Fuck I’m even hornier now

No. 143638

>>143562
I would genuinely want to go on a date with his magnificent giant body

No. 143641

File: 1594255531309.jpeg (26.3 KB, 236x354, 57D0641D-6915-4F8A-A6E4-EB43D1…)

>>143552

lmao anon this is killing me. how did i never notice that. daddy thornberry

No. 143647

>>140121
never thought I'd see him on lolcow

No. 143688

>>143562
I want him to spank me with his strong giant hands

No. 143701

File: 1594308299830.jpeg (112.72 KB, 665x1000, ED7412CC-06F0-42A6-A76C-F6944A…)

paul bettany

No. 143713

File: 1594320323517.jpg (37.33 KB, 736x490, 90dfe4bde3429d6a9d5a44b7404197…)

>>143545
>>143641
his nose is my fetish

No. 143723

>>143701
Is he really unconventionally attractive though?

No. 143727

File: 1594328090431.jpg (28.86 KB, 480x360, rail me.jpg)

this is my unholiest confession

No. 143731

File: 1594329679167.gif (791.48 KB, 466x250, small.gif)


No. 143739

>>143731
using a reaction gif from one of my favorite movies to shame me fucking kek I deserve it

No. 143751

>>143727
kek omg well i could understand in terms of smarts/funniness

No. 143754

>>143727
I totally get it anon. The smugness activates my lizard brain

No. 143771

>>143727
I think he would be fun to dom at least

No. 143772

File: 1594361172958.jpg (243.15 KB, 831x1128, elliottgould.jpg)

Idk why but lordddd

No. 143774

File: 1594361268917.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.79 KB, 500x416, elliott-gould-in-the-tub2.jpg)

>>143772
sorry forgot to spoiler

No. 143777

>>143701
>>143772
These guys aren't really unconventionally attractive

No. 143782

>>143771
op of shamepiro, i'm SO glad you get that!! tbh i imagine he might be switchy, and that would be fun, but domming him hhhhh

No. 143792

File: 1594407562239.jpg (353.03 KB, 1600x1067, 1219885.jpg)

His voice makes me wet

No. 143818

god yes, what a fucking sleezebag.

the very moment his hand slid up his body from underneath the table at the beginning of the video, i knew he was a complete and utter sexual pervert. he's such a degenerate he can't even hide it. he's constantly making the male cumface with his mouth just talking about completely "innocent" things.

and his full first name is lafayette. lafayette. that's the name of a sexual degenerate if i have ever heard one, it's so frilly and effeminate. the fact that he is a flaming red head is also really fucking hot, never even mind his terrible hairline. his growly voice sounds like there's always something really freaky going on in the back of his head. like he's perpetually turned on.

you know that whole "can't make a hoe into a housewife" shit? there's definitely a male version of that. this man would probably be really fun to fuck, but there is no way in hell i'd make such an obvious conman my husband.

oh, also, it's really hot reading all the comments degrading him and talking about how his messed up teeth and mouth are disgusting. seeing people openly shit on his appearance is sexy as hell.

and i know, he is irredeemably revolting, hideous, and evil. i just have this fetish for fucked up, terrible men with twisted senses of humor. it's fun to acknowledge the more fucked up side of humanity sometimes. like let's be honest, it's pretty fucked up that i'm attracted to such a massive piece of shit. but the whole aspect of how much it shocks and appalls people is a large part of the appeal.

tinoil time. i am pretty sure he sexually gets off on brainwashing and conning people and that's why he spent so much of his life figuring out how to hook people into his cult. like he devoted his life to scientology, but clearly not because he actually believed that shit. it has got to be related to how much of a huge freak he is. there's better and easier ways to make a lot of money than starting a cult. lmao.

No. 143821

>>143818
>lafayette. that's the name of a sexual degenerate
>never even mind his terrible hairline
I love this, god-tier copypasta material. Are you attracted to sleazy car salesmen as well?

No. 143824

>>143821
thank you, thank you.

>Are you attracted to sleazy car salesmen as well?


yes.

No. 143827

>>143818
> i just have this fetish for fucked up, terrible men with twisted senses of humor
anon are you me

No. 143832

>>142978
wow what a cutie, thanks for the introduction anon

No. 143834

File: 1594462748856.gif (7.88 MB, 498x466, 86BE844E-D738-47C8-AB5C-08E4F8…)

>>143257
I'll see your nazi and raise you one faggot Nazi

No. 143870

>>143818
based and redpilled

No. 143877

File: 1594538837418.jpeg (26.59 KB, 236x408, C7112DDA-9F02-4A22-92B2-1AD214…)

I know Slipknot has already been mentioned but I wont shut up.

No. 143883


No. 143894

>>143318
terry davis is genuinely sexy

>>143313
this guy is 100% my type, thanks anon

>>143713
easily my favorite kind of nose. hate that so many people are butchering their faces because they hate strong noses like that

No. 143897

File: 1594571639008.gif (1022.44 KB, 498x297, louis.gif)

louis garrel is so hot to me but none of my friends understand it

No. 143909

>>143545
Smashing.

No. 143910

File: 1594573229198.jpg (41.28 KB, 395x600, 5081844620_b754f6635a_z.jpg)

Matt tuck really fuelled the long haired metalhead obsession in 10 year old me. Too bad he looks like dogshit now

No. 143915

>>143897
Fuck, he's hot.

No. 143916

File: 1594576185552.gif (2.49 MB, 384x216, 182CBCD0-C239-4C5C-9001-802232…)

Jimmi Simpson…I always thought he was a good actor and then saw him in black mirror and something clicked, he’s really cute

No. 143918

File: 1594576543842.jpeg (336.38 KB, 1242x2208, 272F12E6-CF64-46F9-A9FA-E174A0…)

>>143916
Thought he was cute when I watched the first season of Westworld, he reminded me of my crush at the time (who turned out to be an ass so idk how I feel about this guy now).

No. 143922

File: 1594580232719.jpeg (367.48 KB, 1233x1973, B0F82D80-2EBE-434B-AC7D-F5D149…)

>>143897

amazing taste anon. i love goofy looking french men (which is basically all of them lol)

No. 143923

File: 1594580586179.jpeg (189.23 KB, 874x1080, 65A9F7AE-4B95-4282-A49F-88112A…)

>>143922

i also love jean reno, especially in the professional

No. 143927

>>143897
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS TO MY FRIENDS FOR YEARS I feel so vindicated. He is so fucking hot to me it hurts.
>>143922
I came here to post him actually, watching him in black swan did something to me

No. 143928

>>143927
Watch Sheitan and Mon Roi, then

No. 143930

>>143928
thank you dear anon i now have something to do tonight

No. 143933

File: 1594591320281.jpg (101.71 KB, 1280x720, cohen.jpg)

The guy who played Borat is incredibly hot surprisingly

No. 143935

File: 1594592284857.jpg (54.49 KB, 620x400, Leaud-620x400.jpg)

>>143922
>>143923
i'm an unashamed francophile too anon
the sad part is french tastes aren't similar at all to american tastes and i get made fun of by my friends for finding old french dudes super hot
here's a classic: jean pierre leaud

>>143933
so true

No. 143956

File: 1594615696987.jpg (23.58 KB, 400x501, 2bdcbba8fa28aecf321fe5d8a90fda…)

been a while since we had joji in this thread so i just wanted to say i would still 100% blow mans back tf out. even in a tub of ramen. even as pink guy.

No. 143958

File: 1594620650569.jpg (30.86 KB, 676x454, jack-parsons-bomb.jpg)

while we are on the subject of moustaches.

No. 143964

>>143956
I don't know what's wrong with me but I'd fuck him as frank too, or even safari man

No. 143974

File: 1594653683653.gif (1.29 MB, 480x270, tumblr_oht0rb7Swn1vcbd14o1_500…)

>>143956
This is eery, I was just about to post Joji here because I had a wet dream about him yesterday. I would have fucked him at his ugliest and I'm not even an obsessed fangirl

No. 143976

File: 1594653941651.gif (3.09 MB, 500x300, tumblr_otf7oiMY9r1re4erso1_500…)

>>143922
I don't personally care for French dudes, but I was watching Belle de jour the other day and found Pierre Clémenti steaming hot

No. 143987

File: 1594662493255.png (86.68 KB, 240x285, 91F75CDA-21A3-4BF7-B38A-A3FF47…)

>>143922
speaking of french dudes godard was pretty sexy even with that busted hairline

No. 143997

>>143976
eyy i almost posted him yesterday

>>143987
i agree. louis garrel even played him in a biopic. he was definitely hot even with such a sad hairline. that bastard got the most beautiful wives

No. 144001

>>143897
are they blind? he's gorgeous

No. 144004

>>143538
I want to hand him a thing of chapstick

No. 144014

>>143897

louis is god tier imo. Good shit, anon.

No. 144017

>>143987
excuse me godard looked like THAT? lord why didnt he play the main role in his films then instead of that gremlin belmondo goddamn it and the hairline makes it betteror rather, the lack of it

No. 144021

>>144004
i think he must compulsively bite the skin off his lips or something. his lips would be soft in this case but the scar tissue looks bad

No. 144030

File: 1594691957120.jpeg (376.38 KB, 1307x1961, 2E5D9F1A-D9FD-4338-AA49-7A6EC3…)

we can’t be talking about french men/big noses and not bring up gainsbourg.. he’s honestly so attractive to me

No. 144031

File: 1594692253765.png (292.1 KB, 538x498, Screenshot_13.png)

i've found myself watching this streamer a lot the past week and i think i'm in love with him and his big ass smile

No. 144036

File: 1594703608776.jpg (154.12 KB, 1200x901, DeS2worX4AEBd_-.jpg)

>>143935
I'm pretty sure Leaud is very conventionally attractive, though.

No. 144043

>>144036
yess. what a cutie

No. 144066

File: 1594744008844.png (2.55 MB, 1328x1242, ryzgtga6hk621.png)

Watching sv3rige eat meat triggers my primal mating instinct

No. 144081

File: 1594751680163.jpg (37.81 KB, 500x599, 3045441cb7817f568e93ebb1c5a3cf…)

Speaking of big noses.

I will forever love the face of young roger water. I absolutely adore it and I find him genuinely pretty or even hot at times. I know that many people find him ugly or even revolting but I will forever swoon over him.

No. 144082

File: 1594751778133.jpg (66.51 KB, 710x920, a01494f0b97a4fa1c910f85011790c…)


No. 144084

File: 1594752534206.jpg (88.18 KB, 750x942, IHE.jpg)

some of this shit is too funny. I was almost too embarrassed to post mine but reading others' have emboldened me to confess

IHE is one of my favorite YouTubers and despite his avatar being so fucking heinous I always felt he had to be pretty cute. luckily in recent years he's been more lax about face reveals and he IS. though at this point he could be ugly and I'd still want it… his voice just gets me

I want to ride him and make him praise me in that deadpan tone

No. 144086

File: 1594753283669.jpeg (29.58 KB, 320x256, 9D5505A2-3CF5-4202-A564-40BBDF…)


No. 144090

>>144084
Ahh I used to have the biggest crush on IHE before. Whenever he showed his hands in his video, I would fantasize about those fingera doing things to me lol. I didn't realize he had a face reveal. Do you have any more pics anon?

No. 144091

File: 1594755929272.jpeg (656.21 KB, 2048x1371, AAAC3F99-43D1-4C24-953F-A961F7…)

Maybe it’s because I recently watched Airplane and a bunch of old Unsolved Mysteries episodes but I’ve come to the conclusion that 80s era Robert Stack could get it, in a hot older man sort of way. Guy on the left obviously.
>>144084
Damn, IHE looks like that?

No. 144101

File: 1594761039694.jpg (88.3 KB, 1125x1145, Dh-l8GHXUAE4dC0.jpg)

>>144090
>>144091
I present you with this grainy low res face shot. It's hard to find any of him straight-on but there are videos of him on the Jar Media channel

No. 144106

File: 1594764721103.jpeg (49.85 KB, 640x438, 2C92BD14-2837-4AFA-A1D5-6E0882…)

>>143701
I think he is too conventional for this thread. But thank you for reminding me of my crush on him as the doctor and naturalist in Master & Commander (I love that film so much).

No. 144125

File: 1594769957392.jpg (99.13 KB, 539x960, tumblr_oiozbqodVs1vpd3x2o1_640…)

>>144101
I think this is him as well

No. 144126

File: 1594771024604.png (322.38 KB, 425x571, n4u.png)


No. 144130

File: 1594773554883.png (2.57 MB, 1278x1270, nickmullen.png)

>>138339
the men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck thread seems to be dead so therefore I am posting this here

No. 144132

File: 1594774764139.jpeg (75.43 KB, 540x720, B96E2B12-5387-4568-836D-E60ACC…)

>>144130
anon it's the same thread

No. 144136

>>144132
I hate you for reminding me of this sad fact about myself

No. 144143

File: 1594783388830.jpeg (313.28 KB, 802x999, 31F16A54-8022-4D44-AF19-77491F…)

i think leslie nielsen is the reason i prefer older men. i remember seeing him in movies when i was a kid in the 90s and secretly finding him hot lol

No. 144144

>>144130
Is that Ryan from Teen Mom? I’ll admit he was cute when he was younger even though he’s always been a trailer trash deadbeat but he’s all fat now. And a heroin addict.

No. 144145

>>144144
nta but it's nick mullen, whos part of a comedy podcast called… cum town

No. 144149

File: 1594801877377.jpg (81.53 KB, 720x765, 6a77275e1e5ee43281e7b2f10f8ced…)

>>144101
>>144125
Man, he is kinda cute.

No. 144151

>>144086
I don't know who this gentleman is but he's got very intense eyes wow

No. 144152

File: 1594803145366.jpg (131.34 KB, 1200x675, Louis-Theroux-1.jpg)

my beautiful baby

No. 144153

File: 1594805777621.jpg (70.38 KB, 500x667, 9d78d6ec39806dd2272fa48ac45b8f…)


No. 144154

>>144151
I believe him to be Gottried John (German actor, also fluent in English and French)

No. 144155

>>144153
If it wasn't for his nerdy, deadpan personality I could see him as being mainstream attractive, he has great features.

No. 144159

>>144155
Ugly white woman like ugly nigger man and racemix to die for both.

No. 144160

File: 1594811847333.jpg (433.33 KB, 1998x3000, ra.jpg)

>>144159
Cry harder anon

No. 144162

>>144160
Globalist whore for pigdog Jews make uglies like a maggot eats dead flesh. May death greet you finely.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 144168

File: 1594819714801.jpg (96.75 KB, 500x620, tumblr_ore6ems9dn1vxnvnjo1_500…)

Kellin Quin. I don't really like metal guys with heaps of tattoos and I'm not even a metalcore fan but there's something attractive about him, even with that greasy hair lol

>>144153
Yesss, he's not unconventional for me

No. 144173

>>144153
Yes anon I adore him

No. 144187

File: 1594826963940.jpeg (59.86 KB, 709x649, E67389E8-A61E-41F5-8698-D32B91…)

had a crush on Devon Bostik as Rodrick way back when, now he's almost 30 kek

No. 144193

>>144187
He is not unconventional at all anon but saaame. He’s still hot asf but him as Rodrick was something special

No. 144201

>>143538
Who is that, i had that image saved for a while and nevwr found the sourcs

No. 144206

>>144132
jeeezus I forgot this one

No. 144208

File: 1594841950910.gif (4.1 MB, 500x375, 24443.gif)

i love him

No. 144209

File: 1594842012385.jpg (1.46 MB, 1903x1470, knajjd.jpg)

>>144201
here you go anon

No. 144212

>>144209
I want to call him a manlet and bully him until he cries.

No. 144213

>>144208
where is this gif from kind anon?

No. 144214

File: 1594844570829.jpg (280.8 KB, 2268x1556, 4578877878.jpg)

>>144208
same
to me he's genuinely the most attractive man ever and no one irl gets it

>>144213
from the movie Grand Budapest Hotel it's great

No. 144220

File: 1594848500754.jpg (151.74 KB, 1120x776, bw.jpg)

>>144212
the only valid knajjd fantasy
>>144214
>to me he's genuinely the most attractive man ever
same, i think he looked best in the pianist but even now i adore him
and i love the grand budapest hotel, looking forward to the french dispatch whenever that happens

No. 144260

File: 1594877209353.jpg (120.7 KB, 844x1000, coppola-francis-ford-04-g.jpg)


No. 144271

>>143303
excellent taste

No. 144282

File: 1594902455572.jpg (50.29 KB, 600x450, gettyimages-631568170_small.jp…)


No. 144286

>>144030
same anon.. sad hes such a creep though, only dated younger women that looked like teens and made a weird incest song with his daughter

No. 144287

>>144132
oh my god jerry trainor is so hot, i've always found him hot but only with this hair

>>144152
young louis is perfectly my type

No. 144290

File: 1594916088697.png (382.44 KB, 620x347, asd.png)

>>144282
same


I have the worst taste in men but ughhhhhhhh I just want to clean his room and politically radicalize him.

No. 144297

>>144290
He is alt right already.

No. 144299

>>144297
lol i think anon mean the other way

No. 144306

File: 1594932156427.jpeg (67.53 KB, 847x441, 6C027496-0F08-48C7-91AB-BB47A2…)

i’m obsessed with his videos and find him oddly endearing

No. 144310

>>144306
Who's this?

No. 144311

>>144310

Steve1989MREInfo. His kisses would taste like crackers from the 1940s

No. 144312

>>144306
Steve's quite conventional, so wrong thread. I completely agree though.

No. 144313

>>144306
Love him. I wish I was half as enthusiastic about my life as he was about eating moldy ancient cans of food lmao

No. 144323

File: 1594947826985.jpg (270.17 KB, 1536x2048, tis a mystery.jpg)

This is my crush. I think he's unconventionally qt.

No. 144325

>>144323
wtf…fuck off scrote

No. 144329

File: 1594961253409.jpg (6.74 KB, 480x360, dadi.jpg)

I don't get it. He's not my type at all, he's not attractive, and yet I've had multiple dreams about him.

No. 144330

File: 1594961454338.gif (997.21 KB, 245x255, 07d18373586ff984dc0025d3fdeca1…)

>>144220
He was so god damn fine in The Darjeeling Limited

No. 144331

File: 1594961605530.jpg (66.5 KB, 724x407, fjv8s9hdn6vz.jpg)

>>144126
>>144126

Oh god, this

No. 144332

File: 1594962012737.jpg (109.9 KB, 530x317, flight-of-the-conchords-hbo-53…)

Destroy me, Jemaine

No. 144368

>>144126
>>144331
don’t make me accept this

No. 144372

File: 1595010970163.jpeg (85.95 KB, 333x514, 100621D3-2A4F-4027-A292-4066BC…)

i’m ashamed

No. 144375

File: 1595014666524.jpeg (150.41 KB, 863x410, DouglAassADndndBOyDYDYdyJApapa…)

>>144372
Oh, Christ, anon. I can sort of understand. Boy(l)d Rice and Douglas P were slightly attractive in certain periods, at certain angles. But I'll be damned if I don't laugh out loud at their constant Nazi LARPs, while displaying "immature edgy teen"-level confidence.
Ot but It's a shame neofolk became a scene full of loser fascists and bad music when it could've become much more.

No. 144377

>>143727
His dating advice for men is pretty heartwarming though. If he is being truthful, he cares a lot about his family. https://youtu.be/kwpIxieN4Qo

No. 144380

File: 1595022365799.gif (2.78 MB, 320x176, Laughing-Conan-.gif)

I've been really admiring 90s/early 2000s Conan O'Brien lately. I think Conan in general is one of the more bearable and genuine late night TV show hosts.

No. 144395

File: 1595029564256.jpg (11.44 KB, 428x241, ronny.jpg)

i've never been able to admit this to anyone ever

No. 144405

File: 1595038005145.png (4.73 MB, 1792x828, 2CA55687-62F2-40C3-B8A1-28A60D…)

I watch a lot of youtube in the background whilst I’m going about my day and have now developed a retarded kinda parasocial crush on this guy

No. 144460

>>144297
>>144299
His family is alt-right but he seems centerist. Smart but surrounded by idiots. I just think he deserves a good wholesome girlfriend who will domme him into getting his shit together and convert him to feminism

No. 144466

>>144036
Loool he's ugly as shit.

No. 144468

>>144332
………………..i am ashamed to say i've touched myself as this played multiple times

No. 144477

File: 1595106770434.jpg (32.8 KB, 500x667, b1c07f58edf2f03d661020fb0c96e2…)

He is definitely unconventional now but he looked better..ish? when he was younger

No. 144486

File: 1595111887135.gif (1.76 MB, 245x209, pJWsJ0Q.gif)


No. 144487

File: 1595111987889.jpg (170.98 KB, 750x1000, russell-harvard-brown-fringe-j…)


No. 144499

>>144468
I would fucking spread myself open like the bible for this man and his weird ass self

No. 144501

File: 1595124355068.jpeg (57.65 KB, 590x421, 0B1BBFD4-F270-45D6-9899-163F7D…)


No. 144502

File: 1595124596022.jpeg (66.9 KB, 700x500, AF0EBA74-61F0-473B-8456-FC126B…)

>>144468

i get it anon. i loved him and deacon in what we do in the shadows.

No. 144504

File: 1595125111380.jpeg (71.63 KB, 768x1024, 8A733220-EF49-4702-ABE8-155519…)


No. 144506

>>144504
Fuck me, anon. I forgot about this perv. Same lol

No. 144509

File: 1595129619598.jpeg (26.69 KB, 680x440, 4BEA31EF-8749-4E36-B858-57E09B…)

Steve Carrell in general
help

No. 144510

>>144509
I’ve been watching the Office lately and honestly, I get it.

No. 144548

File: 1595168012823.jpeg (49.81 KB, 1100x550, D5E23812-13DC-4204-8A3B-9D81FE…)


No. 144565

File: 1595176399203.png (157.86 KB, 500x281, 55d3dc9587176902eef7a2414e4b0c…)

>>144509
>>144510

oh anons…

No. 144568

>>144565
Oh fuck yeah anon

No. 144595

>>144208
>>144214
I want him to bury his big nose in my pussy

No. 144598

File: 1595213543562.jpeg (82.82 KB, 371x380, B9A9D78C-6D56-45EB-B01F-66DCC7…)

>>144132
God I had such a huge crush on him as a kid
>>138339
Good music,tall,skinny,and has a killer goatee.Personally he’s not unconventional but he doesn’t fit the other thread.

No. 144604

>>144595
that's hot

No. 144609

File: 1595226694132.png (903.24 KB, 1440x900, rDaaovV.png)

the guy who plays the dad from modern family was in national treasure 2 and i felt things even though he's a bit character who doesnt appear for very long

quarantine is making me go bonkers

No. 144612

>>144609
Anon I relate so hard you don’t even know.Ive always liked him for years but when I told my friends,they thought I was weird.

No. 144613

File: 1595228070086.gif (2.11 MB, 498x276, phil.gif)

>>144612
pretty sure he was one of the only reasons i kept watching modern family before i stopped watching it

No. 144625

>>144598
he's not my type but I always thought there was a handsome face underneath all the hair. is there even a pic of him w/o facial hair?

No. 144628

File: 1595258422973.jpeg (96.76 KB, 419x495, 1ABA06DC-1B6D-4D3B-BA54-2F976B…)

>>144625
Not really except his old high school photos where he had a bit of facial hair.

No. 144634

File: 1595265963332.jpeg (76.37 KB, 600x594, 347896A4-F8C8-43A7-85C4-728440…)


No. 144648

File: 1595272969482.jpeg (32.32 KB, 533x800, ECA0E84D-1A58-4F8D-B4B3-2C99C5…)

>>144509
Fuck yeah

No. 144650

>>144648
ngl I like the silver fox look on him nowadays

No. 144696

File: 1595345918154.png (330.71 KB, 540x405, CD9DC072-B7A1-4F5A-85F7-C01457…)

Rickety Cricket before he was a street rat

No. 144698

>>144696
Have you seen him on the show Good Girls? He's a creepy rapist pervert…. might change your mind?

No. 144709

File: 1595357127142.jpg (106.46 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

both of them

No. 144717

File: 1595366835342.jpg (39.4 KB, 525x405, LRH1952.jpg)

i was not kidding when i said i would bang l. ron hubbard.

No. 144723

File: 1595372609875.png (125.11 KB, 360x381, 382444F0-BD33-464A-9637-31BC6C…)

RIP my neck, back, pussy, & crack

No. 144724

File: 1595373741772.jpeg (65.56 KB, 1280x721, D2E49BC3-E202-4D88-826B-606A7D…)

He’s so funny and attractive god

No. 144725

>>144696
Hard agree, so adorable before The Change

No. 144738

File: 1595390183281.jpg (60.96 KB, 1024x674, Elim-Garak-Andrew-Robinson-Int…)

I have a thing for Garak from Star Trek. Not the actor, only the character with the makeup on. I think fanfiction has ruined me.

No. 144745

File: 1595398421552.jpg (34.08 KB, 800x450, full-25332-16585-paul_giamatti…)

Paul Giamatti in John Adams. I think specifically what did it for me were the interactions with his wife and his passionate patriotic speeches

No. 144747

File: 1595400134516.jpeg (82.79 KB, 1280x720, 980820A0-82F8-4489-B1B1-1B5C81…)

Both of them

No. 144748

>>144747
lmao I totally get this, anon

No. 144751

File: 1595404539238.jpeg (10.82 KB, 200x308, F86D0845-22D1-4C08-B232-106D28…)

Anyone else think Jim Jones was hot?

No. 144761

File: 1595415094624.jpg (60.06 KB, 400x240, ds9-pastprologue9.jpg)

>>144738
I see you are an anon of exceptional taste

No. 144769

File: 1595431059462.jpg (392.07 KB, 2500x1667, narcos-wagner-moura.jpg)

Pablo Escobar from Narcos. Never seen the show, never seen this actor.

But there's somethin' kinda hot about him in this style.

No. 144771

File: 1595431267696.jpg (175.36 KB, 999x1332, daniel-kaluuya-q&a.jpg)

>>144769
samefag, but

I am also attracted to Daniel Kaluuya. IDK. He has one of the best smiles I've seen on a guy (note I said ONE OF, not THE BEST).

It's not greatly shown in this picture but more of when he's genuinely laughing

No. 144776

>>144751
No, he looks like he has something wrong with him. Like some sort of planet of the apes/melted candle hybrid.

No. 144786

>>144738
>>144761
Kek anons, I recently rewatched In the Pale Moonlight and at one point I thought "When did Garak get hot?"

No. 144789

File: 1595446422993.jpg (57.2 KB, 1080x608, originals_oc_xmas-05.jpg)

>>144724
Greggheads know who the REAL hot one is

No. 144791

File: 1595446985825.jpg (42.39 KB, 416x500, Wagner Moura 61st Berlin Film …)

>>144769
His younger self is not that unconventional, is he?

No. 144793

>>144791
Yeah, I'd still say so.

Massive forehead, weird melty nose, squashed chin, dark circles as eyes.

No. 144794

File: 1595448116261.jpg (Spoiler Image, 615.18 KB, 2048x1152, 20161217_142725.jpg)

>>140121
God I want him

>>141707
omg I met him in 2016, hugged him and he said "MMM delicious" (but he was perving on all the women). That was literally so exciting for me. I feel bad because he's racist in the show and idk that made me into him even more despite me being black. REGARDLESS……….. I'm in love with this man.

pic related, you had to pay to take a pic of/with him but you could meet him for free to I took a sneak pic

>>142811
>>142842
>>143127
>>143545
>>144332

…yeeeaaahhhh same.

No. 144807

File: 1595470669403.jpeg (153.26 KB, 1432x793, 73C6F11E-09C2-4AE7-8310-DD4E38…)

>>144789
>another anon on here watches On Cinema
Omg ily anon.. but I think I will always be a Timhead even though Greg is endearing.. forgive me

No. 144828

File: 1595491833874.jpeg (26.17 KB, 466x658, EdkvHSvUEAAAQhf.jpeg)


No. 144840

File: 1595500159573.jpg (593.15 KB, 1080x1348, Screenshot_20200723-132732_Ins…)

Posty looks like such a cuddly teddy bear. He does things to my loins I can't explain

No. 144843

>>144840
yessssssss I was going to post him too. So. Fucking. Cute. He looks like he gives the best hugs

No. 144844

>>144771
I'm pretty sure he's considered conventionally attractive

No. 144858

File: 1595508589267.jpg (960.68 KB, 1416x2048, gettyimages-135481065-2048x204…)

this is a cry for fucking help

No. 144863

>>144858
did you buy his game?

No. 144865

>>144840
God yes, I feel dirty for liking him

>>144844
Hmmm. I'm not sure I would say that. I haven't talked to many women about it but my mom and best friend have both said something along the lines of "he's not attractive but he's attractive"

No. 144875

File: 1595533770601.jpg (140.08 KB, 265x266, jurgen prochnow.jpg)

>>144858
I understand your affliction, anon. If it helps you any, he's 5'5, lol.

Here's a guy that I was gonna post earlier that looks slightly similar, but is much less shameful. Das Boot's a pretty good movie, too, if anyone needs a rec.

No. 144885

File: 1595546370131.jpeg (130.51 KB, 651x939, DBB594B0-26EC-44DB-871C-580673…)

Gus Johnson looks like a midwestern dad in the most endearing way possible and I want to blow a raspberry on his soft, hairy midriff.

No. 144887

File: 1595546446305.jpeg (61.2 KB, 1280x720, 8239273A-5156-4406-A87F-094C5C…)

>>144885
Samefag but topless pic because mmmmm

No. 144894

>>144885
>>144887
these have me crying thanks anon

No. 144895


No. 144901

>>144745
Are you attracted to Paul giamatti in general anon or just him in this role?

No. 144917

File: 1595572124903.gif (3.46 MB, 300x300, Post.gif)

>>144840
he's got the cutest smile

No. 144925

>>144917
God bless you for this gif anon

No. 144927

>>144917
He is so gross looking jfc

No. 144942

>>144927
He's not gross to me but I understand why you'd say that haha. He manages to look old but young, clean but dirty and well dressed but shabby all at the same time

No. 144944

File: 1595595112045.jpg (77.32 KB, 900x805, 8926-18433-size3.jpg)

All 4 of them

No. 144951

File: 1595601490230.jpeg (34.35 KB, 340x511, F162648A-9FF0-47FD-BB52-A1F7B2…)

i don’t know why

No. 144953

File: 1595602335002.jpg (134.17 KB, 1509x1000, epic-movie-0.jpg)

>>144951
THIS man?????

No. 144959

File: 1595608392384.jpeg (30.18 KB, 640x420, images (10).jpeg)

I've been rewatching House lately and I got to the conclusion I want to fuck Kal Penn. I can't decide if I find him physically attractive or not, but there's something sexy about him. Also I love his voice

No. 144965

File: 1595611236175.jpeg (21.68 KB, 236x337, CCB82F1B-9E9C-4A52-9E63-AF44DA…)

David Byrne from the talking heads

No. 144975

File: 1595614102108.jpg (57.06 KB, 1360x768, a6d3e0a3c7b4379270820d607930dc…)

>>144951
I remember being into this character forever ago. Can't say that I recall anything other than that

No. 144976

>>144965
You know what…..I totally get this anon

No. 144980

>>144965
I'd hit that, too.

No. 144986

File: 1595626448239.jpg (107.08 KB, 739x1000, img-john-malkovich_12001882931…)

Young John Malkovich makes me weak

No. 144993

>>144965
What is shameful about liking David??????????

No. 145000

File: 1595636613956.jpeg (150.36 KB, 533x640, 6809F510-C8EF-47A6-84C3-303646…)

>>144965

i feel like david byrne is conventionally attractive

>>144953

yes lmao, although he looks really bad in that picture. there’s something about how eccentric he is that i just love idk

No. 145001

File: 1595637861698.jpeg (82.28 KB, 1200x630, 7EF56AEA-4EBB-49DA-B123-A8B73A…)

>>144986
Yes please

No. 145006

File: 1595640872774.jpeg (58.96 KB, 1365x730, 74C91DFB-3585-4A13-9957-6633E8…)

guy from naked but only in this movie i love his manch accent

No. 145008

>>145006
Same. The type of guy he plays in this I would generally find repulsive, but I ended up finding him strangely alluring..

No. 145016

File: 1595645986899.jpg (93.68 KB, 429x449, tumblr_n868tlmmBx1spipyeo1_500…)

former tovey anon, also gonna nominate jg thirlwell/foetus
>>144965
i used to be attracted to david but then i realized i look like the female version of him, legit

No. 145027

File: 1595660377952.jpeg (26.79 KB, 464x360, 481722F0-0E11-43EA-8493-FBD02C…)

>>145000
Is he though…?

No. 145074

File: 1595699001985.jpeg (16.27 KB, 230x230, 699FEA6B-7AE4-4228-95F5-572326…)


No. 145077

File: 1595704667141.jpg (54.45 KB, 615x816, 0_Jimmy-Carr.jpg)

I feel very conflicted about this

No. 145098

File: 1595727618705.png (719.23 KB, 583x711, Untitled.png)

The original edgelord Jhonen V is still as cute as I remember.

No. 145099

File: 1595728251998.jpg (7.66 KB, 190x240, 17stan.jpg)

I have the biggest crush on Chris Hansen.

Ugh. The way he talks and looks.

No. 145102

>>145099
yes daddy Hansen Yes

No. 145105

File: 1595740369267.png (354.74 KB, 500x667, D92E5659-AEB2-43AE-B1FD-B478A2…)

lithe cutie

No. 145111

>>145099
He's old and fat now but during the era of To Catch a Predator? Unf yes

No. 145114

>>145098
he could destroy me

No. 145134

>>145105
Agreed I think he was beautiful. The kid from stranger things and IT should play him in a movie they look so much alike.

No. 145139

File: 1595767786978.jpg (64.78 KB, 648x365, 00287509.jpg)

Gene Wilder was already mentioned but I'm contributing to the thirst. Specifically, him as Willy Wonka. I've had a crush on him for decades.

No. 145160

File: 1595784599228.jpeg (84.87 KB, 615x953, 32CF2D42-4FA0-4207-B9CA-9E68A0…)

i love me a lanky man

No. 145164

File: 1595787547419.png (75.41 KB, 259x194, proxyj-image.png)

twu, sis

No. 145167

>>145164
are…are you serious

No. 145169

>>145160
mark e smith was like, 5 foot nothing though…

No. 145177

>>145077
Anon, he sounds like a dick and laughs like he's choking on one.

No. 145184

File: 1595795197499.gif (1.71 MB, 648x356, e_restricted.gif)


No. 145187

>>144858
jesus fucking christ. yes
i absolutely hate how much i agree with you

No. 145198

File: 1595803976523.jpg (64.23 KB, 843x916, vgh670.jpg)

His naiveté and innocence make me want to do unspeakably evil things to him

No. 145201

File: 1595805870319.jpeg (128.49 KB, 900x1200, EC116F9B-BFC0-4C13-9AAA-497227…)

Ugh

No. 145207

File: 1595808318427.jpeg (25.75 KB, 300x300, EEEDBE8E-D667-4EA3-9A01-EF60FD…)

>>145201
kek anon

No. 145213

>>144858
he can sell me his game any time

No. 145219

>>145160
I was scrolling fast and I thought this was Jack Gleeson

No. 145220

File: 1595836359280.png (795.06 KB, 924x898, Screen Shot 2020-07-27 at 1.28…)

hes so attractive in crash course

No. 145245

File: 1595862580627.png (129.08 KB, 500x361, E2B566C7-2DE3-48B6-BF1A-1C896E…)

Jay from Jay and Silent Bob

No. 145268

>>145220
he is so adorable in this pic that i want to gentle femmedom him

No. 145289

File: 1595882312616.jpg (55.63 KB, 200x300, Btvs-oz1.jpg)

Seth Green. specifically as Oz in buffy the vampire slayer.
short, ginger guys are usually a no go for me but for some reason i'm so into him as oz. maybe it's a band thing, maybe it's the way that character was woefully unattainable.

No. 145290

File: 1595882450948.jpg (209.47 KB, 1000x596, paul-dano-okja.jpg)

>>138532
fucking hell him in Okja as an emo looking ALF agent, just end me.

No. 145296

>>145207
is it messed up that i think adam is way hotter with the bob and peaked in this photo

No. 145299

File: 1595889741971.gif (495.05 KB, 500x250, oz.gif)

>>145289
Ohh yeah he is so cute, though as far as Willow's love interests go, for sure Tara is cuter

No. 145301

>>145164
2bh i hope you go for it somehow because a romance arc would be very milky in a time when he's so boring

No. 145308

File: 1595894441348.png (311.27 KB, 317x507, raj.PNG)

I used to write self insert fanfic about Raj from the Big Bang Theory.
I kinda want to start writing them again NGL.

No. 145314

>>145198
is this really unconventional…

No. 145333

>>145245
kek is Jay unconventional? He’s a fucking looker.

No. 145346

File: 1595931608546.gif (179.46 KB, 500x280, 81F425C1-19A1-4E8B-9347-2D3A1C…)

>>145333
Within the context of this weirdo character lol

No. 145350

File: 1595934828811.jpg (923.59 KB, 1600x900, cover4.jpg)

I want to hold him in my arms forever

No. 145353

>>145350
He gets posted here all the time and I have no idea who he is but he makes me want to throw up every time I see him.

No. 145359

>>145353
it's reviewbrah, and he makes you want to puke because, come to think of it, he vaguely resembles projared.

No. 145360

>>145350
I kinda want him to softly suck my tits while I pet his hair

No. 145361

File: 1595938090074.jpg (52.55 KB, 1085x449, Screenshot_14.jpg)

>>145350
he looks like Lorde

No. 145362

>>145359
I don't like his facial features and it's true that he's a mix of ProJared and Lorde but for me, it's mostly the fact that he looks like a sick 7-year-old boy.

No. 145369

File: 1595939684777.jpg (42.52 KB, 500x375, Smeg.jpg)

>>145350
I want to protect him, but definitely not fuck. He's all yours anon.

Ot but I used to think this goober was hot when I was like 10 kek.

No. 145413

File: 1595960258476.jpg (47.68 KB, 600x402, dc865467181541c7b7bb5fb018e3f5…)

Blink182 drummer Travis Barker.

No. 145415

>>145413
He looks like a sim dude with a mohawk in the Sims 2 Body Shop in this pic.

No. 145433

Nope but I can still feel shame, can't I?

No. 145434

>>145433
Forgot this
>>145314

No. 145471

File: 1596005427342.jpg (65.52 KB, 960x640, vSauce.jpg)

i have just realized something about myself.

No. 145474

>>145471
god, same. I don't even really care about the subjects of most of his videos, I just want to watch him talk.

No. 145476

>>144959
fucking agreed, idk what it is about him but the attractiveness of his face makes him more attractive

No. 145484


No. 145493

File: 1596018919366.jpg (75.04 KB, 1008x758, 0170.jpg)

Jason Segal as Nick in Freaks and Geeks.

If you've watched the show yeah his charecter becomes pretty intense but oh man I've been rewatching it this week and i've realised he's the template of every guy i've loved. Tall, sensitive boys who are passionate about music and like to get fucked up are my kryptonite.

No. 145494

>>145493
fuck yes i had the biggest crush on his character

No. 145498

>>145493
I wouldn't say he's unconventional personally, he's very cute and handsome. I haven't seen the show but maybe I should start lol

No. 145612

File: 1596088129940.jpeg (69.68 KB, 1800x1012, B118D2F6-FBA3-493B-BFF3-104ACD…)

>>145245
He was such a cutie back in his day! I just saw Jay And Silent Bob Reboot a few weeks ago and man, he hit the wall! So disappointing.

No. 145616

File: 1596092150750.jpg (665.5 KB, 1618x2160, Stalin_1902.jpg)

I don't actually want to fuck young Stalin… but if he had a twin who wasn't an evil dictator…

No. 145621

File: 1596093643067.jpg (85.85 KB, 695x800, hcstalin1_orig.jpg)

>>145616
hell, i would fuck old Stalin. that moustache really does it for me.

No. 145623

>>145484
arafat looks like a fish, i love the shade the article throws

No. 145642

>>144723

He scared me every single time he was on screen.

No. 145750

File: 1596139724546.jpg (33.85 KB, 400x400, T8wNQ-ZX_400x400.jpg)

Bob7 from those shitty ass Love or Host twitch streams.

No. 145753

>>145750
Just bc he's a gamer doesn't mean he's unconventionally attractive

No. 145770

File: 1596153797066.png (498.39 KB, 676x424, ariel.png)

Ariel Pink is a scumbag, and probably very close to objectively ugly. And yet here I am. Ugh

No. 145773

>>145770
I listen to his music, why is he a scumbag?

No. 145779

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would ride the hell out of this weird skeleton man

No. 145783

>>145770
lmao i find him kinda hot too. he is 5'4 though

>>145773
its a long story anon

No. 145784

>>145783
Ntayrt, but I'm curious too. Couldn't find any info. Please, pray tell, or link some info.

No. 145790

>>145784
back in 2014 or so he made weirdass comments about grimes, defended the cop who killed eric garner. he kissed his fans (non-consensually though that can be argued) and his ex-gf revealed that he continually cheated on her and fucked his fans. he deleted social media a while ago and his fanbase is pretty tight-knit so he escaped the scorn of indie art hoes ig.

every fucking day on /mu/ there's a thread asking "what's next for ariel pink?" like the manlet is still relevant, lmao.

No. 145804

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Is Brad Leone considered conventionally attractive? He's so dumb but smart??? And big and ughhhh what I wouldn't do to this man.

No. 145805

>>145779
lel same but apparently hes gay and asexual

>>145773
>>145784
>>145790
he's a great musician but he has a very long history of giving women stds without telling them, lying to get sex, pressuring women, and just being a degen junkie. he was giving his ex gf's nudes to his fans

No. 145806

>>145790
samefag but anon are you the person that was posting in the ariel pink /mu/ thread yesterday about hating him for being a bootlicker ?

No. 145808

>>145806
nah, i just browse /mu/ and there’s some schizo repeatedly posting about him (not the bootlicker guy, but the OP) everyday. ariel’s own subreddit isn’t even as active as his daily threads gossiping about him

No. 145812

>>145804
You're thinking of the word "himbo" lol. He is considered super conventionally attractive if you're a millennial.

No. 145822

>>145804
yes, wrong thread

No. 145835

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And I was getting into his music too until I found out he’s a pedo and even made a song about the time he was with a 13yr old girl

No. 145838

>>145835
Never understood why Iggy, Bowie and the other cockrockers of that era are given a pedo-pass because 'that's what used to happen'.

No. 145849

>>145838
Groupie culture was all sorts of messed up, the amount of drugs, alcohol, and straight pathological liars in the scene make accounts extremely unrealiable, most stories don’t make sense if you hear all the people present that day saying what happened.
Its usually a 50/50 split if they actually fucked those girls or not, alot of girls would claim to have fucked so and so for clout, so you dont know who are the pedos.

No. 145865

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>>138339
You can't say it nowadays but I always kind of had a thing for 90s Kevin Spacey

No. 145866

>>145849
>>145838
>>145835
classic rock was degenerate AF. its a big male jack-off fest, so you got to take or leave the terrible aspects of it. idk if iggy was being an edgelord or not with that song, or truthful, since sable starr was basically a big cultural groupie in the scene at the time (she dated johnny thunders who got her hooked on heroin). when punk and hair metal was on the rise basically all those teen groupies from the 70s packed up their shit and moved on, or died from some overdose. i guess that's why they look back on those days with such fondness.

No. 145869

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The cutest ginger

No. 145885

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>>145308
For me, its Leonard. But Raj would be a cute bf.

No. 145886

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Mussolini but the hat has to stay on during sex

No. 145888

>>145885
10000000% agree anon. I prefer Johnny Galecki younger a la Roseanne maybe, but would smash and snuggle now too. He's SO cute.

No. 145897

>>145869
Patrician choice anon

No. 145900

>>145886
good taste.

No. 145901

>>145869
yess anon I want that skinny ging so bad

No. 145904

>>145869
I just want to listen to all of his year 2016(?) Vinyls and make him blush

No. 145905

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Kurt Russel, specifically in the movie Death Proof.
Tall, dark, handsome, scar on his face, beautiful eyes, and he is mysterious.
He reminds me of my dad… I have father issues.

No. 145912

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panda bear has not aged well

but i would still hit it

No. 145914

>>145905
i was once told my unconventional celebrity crush when he was in his 20s-30s looked like my dad when he was young. before they both got old and one of them got fat.

now i can see he has a slight resemblance to me as well, and i hate it i hate it i hate it and try not to think about it

No. 145915

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idiot teenage me was obsessed with this creep
idk if this counts bc i'm not into him any more but

No. 145916

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No. 145917

>>145914
i am estranged from my dad and have barely seen him my whole life. my mom showed me a pic of him when he was in his 20s. my reaction was, wow, he's insanely goodlooking

i felt gross too

No. 145918

File: 1596243536836.jpg (4.13 MB, 2362x3150, panda bear.jpg)

>>145912
omg anon… i so agree. noah lennox is adorable, i think he's aged well but i guess i'm biased. i bet he's an amazing dad.
>tfw no 2006 panda bear bf

No. 145922

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>>143727
same, anon. I don't even agree with him politically.

No. 145928

>>145915
…you were not alone, anon

No. 145932

>>145928
We need to start a support group for ex-gackt fangirls. I think it's where my brain worms came from.
I checked to see what he was doing these days out of morbid curiosity and apparently he has started his own cryptocurrency and is a poker addict who buys his way into international competitions and loses lmfao

No. 145933

>>145922
Ayrt, I had never seen this picture of him before and uh. Nice. Thank you for this, I’m so fucking ashamed.

I don’t agree with him politically either for the record lmao

No. 145938

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Okay, hear me out. Young Yanderedev has this weird cuteness about him. I'm attracted to him but not really in a romantic sense, his pretentious voice makes me want to beat the fuck out of him and make him cry

No. 145939

>>145938
oh my god. he was really cute to me too, just the young version only. the current yanderedev looks like fucking ernie from george lopez

No. 145940

>>145938
he did let himself go. now he looks old, bloated and fat. i thought he was ok looking back then

i lowkey think about a timeline where he'd be better off. where someone had intervened before he became so socially maladjusted

No. 145941

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I want Nick Land to snort speed off of me. Even current, old man Nick.

No. 145942

>>145938
He reminds me of my highschool boyfriend. Splitting image. Except he was on the swim team and not the chronic masturbation team.

No. 145944

>>145922
I think it's nice how proud/supporting he is of his wife especially for someone appealing to right wing intellectual darkweb geniuses

No. 145954

Not sure if he'd be considered average or attractive. I love his voice and his nose, plus I appreciate his videos against Islam and humor in them.

No. 145956

>>145308
I find him cute too

No. 145960

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I hate the word d*ddy and I never use it but I'm making an exception for Liam, deep in my thoughts.

No. 145964

>>145932
I checked out his Instagram before it was privated and it was a midlife crisis on display, he was literally half naked on every picture, trying to look sexy. Ugh.

No. 145966

>>145922
His whiny nasal voice is such a turnoff tho

No. 145986

>>145966
…it makes me want to know what he sounds like moaning

No. 146033

File: 1596320922450.jpg (23.99 KB, 390x488, Younglloyd.jpg)

christopher lloyd. watched back to the future for the first time last month and found myself thinking the doc was kind of attractive lmao. thank god for lolcow, I don't think I could admit anywhere else I like uncle fester

No. 146035

>>145804
yeah I'd consider him conventionally attractive. he's hot, I would

No. 146036

>>145960
God he is so fucking my type. This is my favorite look for older men.

No. 146043

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>>145960
Game of Thrones had some god tier husbandos. Pic related is one of my favs.

No. 146046

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Jumped on late as fuck to the Danny Elfman train in this thread, but anons here actually got me into Oingo Boingo. It's an A+ band, so thanks, lol. I like it when a guy looks clinically insane enough to seem like he could randomly dislocate my limb for no reason.
Damn, maybe I have a thing for gingers now.
>>146033
vaguely remember having a crush on him as a kid

No. 146047

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the law and order guy from the "these are their stories" meme that was popular years ago

No. 146048

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>>146043
yeah, and all the good husbandos were older men, like who in their right mind would choose the man on the right?
Stannis was based, DnD did him dirty in the show. I also love the story how Stephen Dillane didn't know what the fuck was going on most of the time and Liam Cunningham had to explain to him their scenes because he read the books kek
>"I’ve flicked [the show] on [since leaving] to see if I could figure out what was going on, but I couldn’t,” he reportedly said. “Liam Cunningham [who plays Ser Davos Seaworth, Stannis’ right-hand man] is so passionate about the show. He invests in it in a way I think is quite moving, but it wasn’t my experience. I was entirely dependent on Liam to tell me what the scenes were about — I didn’t know what I was doing until we’d finished filming and it was too late. The damage had been done. I thought no one would believe in me and I was rather disheartened by the end. I felt I’d built the castle on non-existent foundations.”
But maybe his constant confusion is the reason why Stannis was so autistically endearing, so I'm glad that was the thing. Also fuck DnD, I hope no one will ever hire them again.

No. 146051

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>>146047
"the law and order guy"? you mean christopher fucking meloni, the esteemed actor?

i'm going to assume you're a baby

No. 146052

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>>146051
oh no i recognize him, i just forgot his name, cuz i'm an idiot

No. 146056

>>146052
oh good i'm glad

No. 146062

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>>142811
dude is nearing 50 and looks like this. he also has some of the biggest dick energy i have ever seen in my life. there's a reason girls love trevor philips

No. 146065

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idk if this belongs here, but i was starting to think this tiktoker was cute until i realized he looks like the male version of holly fucking brown

No. 146071

>>146065
kinda looks like trudeau mixed with holly

No. 146076

>>145941
what a waste, he did not age well. shouldve stayed on the speed i guess

>>146048
>>146043
so not only is he cute, he doesn't even like the show. absolutely fucking based.

>When asked what he took away from the HBO series, he replied: “Money,” before insisting he got no “professional or personal satisfaction” from the role.

No. 146083

>>146062
Damn, I get it. New crush.

No. 146084

>>145986
Kek same please kill me

No. 146090

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Ignore the fact that it's Joji (He's been posted here like 15 times now) but I'm into celebrities with weird or prominent noses. His nose is fucking weird but I like it and want to kiss it! I Same goes for adrien brody.

No. 146104


No. 146110

>>146104
are there more of these writeup sites for other celebs?

No. 146121

>>146043
Yesssss, God tier, he should have gotten the Iron Throne, and I would have been a way better queen than Selyse

No. 146123

>>143123
I get what you mean but the whole chin insecurity thing ruined his confidence act. When >>140872 did that video on him he was most attractive he's been but when he started backtracking on the onlyfans stuff and going "it's not pathetic if I'm okay with it, plus I was never cool, don't look up to me" that was really offputting and sad too.

No. 146124

>>146110
I dunno. I only found this because I used to fancy the pants off of Steven Ogg and this site came up.

No. 146138

File: 1596398073866.jpeg (47.98 KB, 500x626, D17ECB3F-03FE-44D2-A931-B76BD3…)

i always had a thing for kramer

No. 146163

>>146104
i'm gonna be completely honest

he's an asshole for doing that but if steven ogg was flirting with me i would fuck him in a heartbeat, i wouldn't give a single shit about his partner

No. 146166

>>146104
tbh this write-up looks like a lot of hearsay and assumption making though and it's actually kind of creepy. if this isn't someone who actually knows him (doubtful) then it more comes off as an obsessive fan who's legit stalking him online.

No. 146167

>>146163
feel this way about my unconventional attraction too. even if he were dating someone i can't picture my presence as a hypothetical one night stand or side affair having too much effect on anyone he'd be dating. given the fact that he seems to have a terrible array of rumors that swirl around him. what a horrid thing to say but it's true

No. 146173

>>145308
you happen to publish those fics anywhere cuz uhh…

No. 146175

>>146173
I too am interested

No. 146220

>>145289
Ugh, he’s always been one of my biggest crushes since I saw him in Scooby Doo when I was a kid. He’s always popping up in random movies and shows from the 2000s I watch and he’s just so cute! Shame about the accusations, idk what to believe about that :/

No. 146263

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I feel he's gotten really gross lately, ashamed to say I still would.

What wouldn't I do for 2013's Harry Style.

No. 146271

>>146263
How dare you subject him to this thread anon he's beautiful

No. 146276

>>146271
busted face, improve your standards

No. 146285

>>146263
He really hit the wall. I will never understand why male celebrities age so poorly when they have access to dermatologists, dieticians, etc.

No. 146287

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Basically everyone on brassic, especially vinnie

No. 146290

>>146276
>>146285
He had such a babyface before that even though we're the same age, I thought he was too ~cute~. When he grew his hair really long and started getting the tattoos, I fell in love. I love the weirdo, 70's, funky look he has going on now sooo much, like beyond into it. i want to peg him so bad kek

All that said I am a full fledged directioner, so I'll take all my bias and go now

No. 146292

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Watching MistaGG make fun of Chills (Burger King foot lettuce guy)…I had never seen his face before.
Looked him up and he's kinda stupid looking, dumpy and kinda fat. I think he's super cute lmao.

No. 146293

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>>146292
Less flattering picture. I'm ashamed.

No. 146294

>>146285
Drugs and drinking will do that.

He was/is an coke addict

No. 146295

>>146293
He whispers "number fifteen…" in your ear anon wyd

No. 146296

>>143933
i like him but only as Borat, nothing i want more than to hear him say mm very nice to me on the daily

No. 146297

>>146295
i wonder if he would have a list of sexual acts and announce them like "numbeeer fifteeeen…..footjoooob"

No. 146305

>>146293
His titties freak me tf out

No. 146307

>>146305
he got them "2 months on estrogen!!!" titties. i think it's cute

No. 146308

>>146307
Is he on risperdal? That shit causes it too

No. 146310

>>146293
Genuine question: is he autistic?

No. 146331

>>146310
Probably? I mean that’d explain the way he speaks and how he looks in general.

No. 146337

>>146292
Of all the faces I imagined for him this was not one of them.

No. 146344

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>>146292
Speaking of Mista GG, I think he’s adorable. Definitely not conventionally hot, but very adorable, hilarious, and clearly loves his gf and baby. Makes him incredibly attractive, would smash (sans gf and baby).

No. 146346

>>146292
no anon. no.

No. 146348

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>>146297
underrated post

No. 146362

>>146344
I think he looks kinda bad right now with the facial hair and weight gain but I'm pretty sure 20% of why I binge watched The Predator Chronicles was because I found him cute… He does seem to love his family a lot, it's adorable.

No. 146399

>>142609
proof that charisma and being funny can make you sexy even if physically you're average

No. 146400

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R Crumb

No. 146402

>>146400
YES ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i wouldn't/couldn't have sex with him ever, dude was into massive broads with huge calves that'd suffocate him

No. 146403

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Idk why I'm attracted to Ricky Berwick because even if he were normal he still wouldn't be very attractive, I dunno I just wanna chill and binge on junk food with him

No. 146414

>>146403
you cannot be serious. i don't even care about how he looks but his personality is repulsive

No. 146428

>>146400
This man is fucking handsome, now I’m in love.

No. 146441

>>146414
He's fine he's just a shitposter

No. 146443

>>146400
Eugh, shit taste. He looks like an emaciated Rick Moranis, and he's a raging misogynist. He was actively shitty to female colleagues and he called Obama the n word.

Why do so many anons have such garbage taste in men? Were you guys molested or something?

No. 146444

>>146400
Tfw my legs are far too skinny for him… but damn I’ve never seen him without the mustache! I just wanna trip and listen to jug band music with him

No. 146450

>>146402
Apparently according to one of the girls interviewed for the Crumb documentary he had the biggest penis she had ever seen, it’s always the toothpick skinny tall dudes…

I know he’s a misogynist but the way he talked about woman’s bodies was kind of hot??

No. 146467

>>146443
girl this is the same thread that people posted jeffrey epstein and jimmy savile in

No. 146468

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>>146467
anyways, my unconventional (?) male attraction is alan vega (RIP) he didn't look old which ig is why he lied abt his age, and his voice was hot af.

i would also do martin rev when he was younger lmao

No. 146469

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No. 146471

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He’s retarded but kind of cute

No. 146472

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I found James Franco to be oddly attractive in This is the End. It's the only time I've actually had the hots for him. I know he's considered "conventionally attractive" but he's also a sexual predator so in this thread he goes.

No. 146491

>>146471
I was about to post him. I enjoy his podcast a lot more than his standup since I can't help but cringe at the whole concept of standup comedy and dudes making up bits

No. 146495

File: 1596671823993.jpg (748.67 KB, 268x164, 578764544647ii5759.jpg)

Bald headed only!
>>146472
Is Franco a predator? I haven't seen any mentions of him here.
>>146348 I´d fuck Ricky

No. 146503

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>>146495
Franco is a predator, his antics have been mentioned in the celbricow threads before.

Surprised nobody's mentioned Jared Leto yet here with all his cult shit and sleeping with underage and barely above legal girls. Would still fuck him, I hate myself

No. 146506

File: 1596682835201.jpg (30.55 KB, 500x500, Scott-Disick.jpg)

>>146503
Reminds me this his embarrassment I want to fuck

No. 146507

>>146503
because jared leto isn't unconventionally attractive. he's a bog standard "alternative" attractive man

No. 146508

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>>138339
I've never really found Maxmoefoe cute, even back when I used to watch his edgy cancer crew stuff with Joji and Idubbbz. I recently started watching his unboxing channel since the videos are pretty mindless and help me destress, but I started to realize that something about them sort of… turns me on a little bit? It's not the content he unboxes but his reactions to things that get to me. I'm not sure what this means.

No. 146513

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freemasons are daddy.

>>146495
speaking of BALD. i had a "spiritual awakening" when i looked at this picture.

No. 146514

>>146443
>>146402
oh come on, live a little. so the man knows what he wants. that already makes him 1000 times more attractive than all these soyboys who date women they're not even attracted to, thus wasting massive amounts of women's time.

all men are misogynist and all women are misandrist. let's just fuckin admit it, we hate to love each other. you're gonna die trying if you want some pure wholesome prince charming, the same way neckbeards die trying to find the perfect virgin mary irl anime waifu. so fuck it.

No. 146515

>>146514
>all women are misandrist
I wish

No. 146516

>>146514
>all men are misogynist and all women are misandrist. let's just fuckin admit it, we hate to love each other.

you're right we should all just be gay instead

No. 146517

File: 1596692190656.jpeg (249.25 KB, 1024x684, 81150.jpeg)

His smile is adorable and watching him play chess so intensely just does something for me, I guess

No. 146518

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>>146517
Greetings, fellow chess fan. I also love passionate chess players. Nakamura's public meltdowns are the cutest

No. 146519

File: 1596693066352.jpeg (75.48 KB, 1280x720, 76EC1A73-E564-4B3C-A657-E07B43…)

I wanna fuck XQC so bad

No. 146530

>>146519
fucking same anon. my family live near him and now that he's back in canada i wanna camp out at the skateboard rinks until i see him

No. 146533

>>146514
So it is true that het and bi women are masochists. That's why feminism will never win.

No. 146536

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>>146400
>tfw no 70's nerd bf
I am glad i am not the only degenerate with this fetish

No. 146537

>>146514
lol i just meant that i wouldn't be his type and im not into submissive dudes! not cuz its sexist. he's still hot
anyway there are plenty of non-fetish-obsessed men, they're just not as common as the opposite

No. 146547

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(laughs nervously in spongebob voice)

No. 146553

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>>146547
Jumping on the spongebob voice actors thirst train. Clancy brown (Mr. Krabs VA) is sexy

No. 146576

>>146553
Based, he was cute in Detroit become human

I don't want to post mine crush now but
>have a husbando, perfect in every way
>think how no man will ever satisfy you because it will never be your husbando
>since every person on Earth has at least one doppelganger, hope that one day you will find someone who looks like him, at least
>accidentally find a guy on pornhub who looks like him and who makes amateur porn with his gf
And I don't even watch porn that often, like once or twice a month. What kind of coincidence is that? So one doppelganger is not only taken but also a shitty porn man. How many doppelgangers are there left for me? Life is pain.

No. 146587

>>146508
Did you find this sexy?

No. 146598

>>146587
kek anon this video is disgusting but really entertaining thanks for making me aware of its existence. To seriously answer your question, he didn't really have any cute reactions this time. Maybe it's because he wasn't unboxing anything lol.

No. 146599

File: 1596770320723.jpeg (62.52 KB, 1100x825, 5bdafd7148eb122c434908c3.jpeg)

Yeah he's a zionist grifter criminal but I would do bad things with Jacob Wohl

No. 146604

File: 1596775914125.jpg (281.7 KB, 630x871, Aleister_Crowley.jpg)

when i think about you i touch myself~

tfw no sexy moon shaped lover who is good at writing.

No. 146605

File: 1596776032779.png (438.95 KB, 869x1104, Aleister_Crowley,_Magus.png)

>>146604
oh you don't like old aleister crowley? i think everyone can agree young aleister crowley is sexy, on the other hand.

No. 146606

File: 1596776178115.jpg (31.68 KB, 424x323, a4b829a079039e0a5c9c952c8ec0ea…)

>>146605
maybe this picture of him with his family will convince you.

No. 146619

>>146605
he looks like wednesday addams here

No. 146635

File: 1596788190909.jpg (74.21 KB, 717x683, drew-barrymore-tom-green.jpg)

Tom Green during this time. Saw him on tv tonight and current him can get it too tbh.

No. 146637

File: 1596789088668.gif (1.86 MB, 324x250, PalatableAfraidGrebe-size_rest…)

young peter gabriel TBH

No. 146642

>>146635
I’m sorry anon,but didn’t he hump a dead moose?

No. 146643

>>146642
There is a reason I posted it here

No. 146651

File: 1596796208403.jpg (48.39 KB, 777x436, MOONMOON_OW-2-Twitch-Copy.jpg)


No. 146664

>>146599
I googled him and this is the only image of him with an ounce of sex appeal kek.

No. 146672

File: 1596808561804.jpg (51.92 KB, 420x600, 56678.jpg)

>>146637

You know what…..I agree

No. 146678

File: 1596809399095.jpeg (1.25 MB, 3464x3464, 6C080026-F7DD-49EF-B0DA-A5A3D0…)

I know.

No. 146679

File: 1596809424642.jpeg (38.76 KB, 500x750, 97816F75-FCE4-458E-8D9D-AE2494…)


No. 146681

>>146637
>>146672
Don’t be ashamed, he’s fucking perfect

No. 146686

>>146678
>>146679
I can understand if you’re like 13 and the year is like 2009 or below, but at this point they both look like bloated tranny corpses competing for the ‘most unattractive neck ever’ award.

No. 146687

>>146664
yeah the nose is problematic but i can get past it

No. 146709

File: 1596826423343.jpeg (249.87 KB, 586x768, D12D3DCF-3973-44E2-A6C8-C054C8…)

Only ashamed because he’s a lot older than me and fug ugly out of his narcos role.

No. 146711

>>146709
Caveman or Roman Sculpture

No. 146712

>>145198
i would suck the skin off his dick

No. 146773

File: 1596833491853.png (171.49 KB, 399x655, null.png)

in light of recent events, I'd let joshua be my tradwife.

No. 146830

File: 1596855582267.jpg (43.09 KB, 489x680, c0e758588fc9a97431864b5c4579b7…)

he's just so cute

No. 146857

>>146773
Hes not even close to the worst out of the men posted here tbh, but he's fat and I would not have sex with him.

No. 146891

>>146773
kek I almost posted him here recently but ultimately I decided that he's too autistic even for me

No. 146897

File: 1596909426844.gif (4.12 MB, 680x383, elias.gif)

It's just so weirdly specific and also this is pretty much the only thing he's been in and it's one of Kevin Smiths worst movies. He's also super ugly now but fuck, he was just so cute here.

No. 146929

File: 1596929101671.jpg (519.08 KB, 3241x2454, aleksandar vucic.jpg)


No. 146931

>>146709
Not shameful tbh. I love him as Oberyn
>>146773
Sis, love yourself

No. 146942

File: 1596935714174.jpg (25.19 KB, 512x341, unnamed.jpg)


No. 146953

File: 1596944856754.jpeg (120.24 KB, 750x998, 4FF9CC28-1D80-468B-8C71-1F2574…)


No. 146954

File: 1596945495708.jpg (125.18 KB, 400x400, 20200611_011210_353.jpg)

>>146929
Anon you have to be joking. There is no way a self respecting woman would look favorably at this saggy, sausage lipped pigman. How does the sexual interest manifest? Do you wanna suck on his flabby moobs? Do you wanna run your fingers through his thin white man hair? His lips look like they're gonna fall off his doughboy face and crawl around. Why anon

No. 146956

>>146953
cool adam here

No. 146957

>>146954
he's really tall.

No. 146963

>>146957
So is a giraffe but you wouldn't fuck it. Nayrt, but I also refuse to believe it isn't a joke. There are no Vucic simps on lolcow, please god there can't be.

No. 146966

>>146929
i feel like he probably was a qt when he was younger but i can't find any pictures..

No. 146968

File: 1596955984330.png (934.93 KB, 1000x1262, sa_1000x0.png)

>>146966
Are you from China? Chinese women gush over young Vucic, he's become a popular heartthrob over there. They admire his height and his autocratic regime. Chinese are bonkers. They can take him and have him.

No. 146983

>>145938
That's fine anon, I think he was cute in a dorky way and that's my favorite type of cute on guys. It's a shame his personality is so repulsive. And he really got so round these days, it's sad.

No. 146997

File: 1596987103304.png (105.42 KB, 300x300, OTK_JoshWiddicombe_29x29mm.png)

josh widdicombe is so cute to me ngl

No. 147004

File: 1596991629807.jpeg (155.54 KB, 1140x502, 3A8B8548-C267-42AD-B2F5-5775F6…)

Kinda want to fuck his brains out, I don’t know why

No. 147014

File: 1596995746928.jpg (59 KB, 500x700, c0dd871913e11467f11981fb0384de…)

Dane Dehaan, but mainly back around 2013, when he still had this cutesy, boyish look to him, and didn't seem to age, but now he has 2 kids and his face has caught up to his actual age

No. 147017

>>146997
Bitch are you me, I am just watching hypothetical. The best gingers.

No. 147026

>>147014
That's not unconventional, he was widely accepted as a pretty boy. True it didn't last though.

No. 147027

>>146400
I can never forget how bad I felt for his first wife when I watched the Zwigoff movie. Incels that suddenly get pussy thrown at them are the worst.

No. 147040

File: 1597013398255.jpg (1.28 MB, 2289x1276, love yourself anon.jpg)


No. 147041

>>147014
Same, he's one of a few actors where I can pinpoint the exact year he stopped being attractive.

Part of me feels bad for being attracted to so many '2012 versions' of people but that's essentially all my celeb crushes. Past versions of now meh men.

No. 147049

>>147041
He used to be so hot back then kek, I'm still hardcore thirsting over the Kill your Darlings and the In Treatment Dane, I have no shame

No. 147062

File: 1597021902682.png (224.56 KB, 1080x720, 8400758A-0A8F-4DA7-B890-29BCA9…)

>>147004
I want to bounce on his dick like he bounces on that medicine ball

No. 147063

File: 1597022179513.png (873.42 KB, 1080x1080, 7EE05BAC-DC18-4BFD-8B73-2E9D9F…)

Young Danny devito has me feeling some way…

No. 147072

>>146968
LMAO I am not from China. That screenshot with all of the sparkles over his face is amazing, what does the Chinese caption say?

No. 147077

File: 1597038620824.jpeg (46.53 KB, 500x257, A546BA84-68A4-4938-A9B8-36DFE6…)


No. 147081

>>147063
so pure and innocent, untouched yet by the true evils of life.

No. 147084

>>147063
I thought this was Anthony Padilla..

No. 147085

File: 1597058898110.jpg (76.76 KB, 900x750, lil-dicky-1.jpg)

I'm weirdly attracted to him, not even a big fan of his music

No. 147088

Could we please start posting names along the photos unless it's in the file name, I feel stupid asking everytime I see a cutie.
>>147085
I haven't seen this man before but he doesn't look all that unconventional to me? Kinda plain if anything.

No. 147090

>>147088
His name's lil dicky. He's a Jewish qt. I think that picture makes him look better than he typically is though.

No. 147091

File: 1597064668443.jpeg (822.75 KB, 1242x1660, E47D93C7-436D-4052-9248-4E1F20…)

>>138339
Last night I had a dream that I was dating Memeulous..

No. 147093

>>147091
im 99% sure he's hot under that mask but his voice is unbearable.

No. 147094

>>147093
I like his voice, its somehow endearing to me

No. 147096

>>147094
Can't remember which vid it was but there was one lately where he laughed so much throughout it and his laugh weirdly got me going..

No. 147099

>>147090
Sorry i lumped my reply to you, i saw the file name. He does seem to have that drew barrymore-y thing where he looks hot one second and just weird the next.

No. 147103

>>147091
Is he in Hollywood undead?

No. 147106

File: 1597075889637.jpg (95.51 KB, 900x506, 1232472.jpg)

I've recently watched brother 1 and 2 and there was absolutely no reason for me to fall in love with danila but I did

No. 147107

>>147103
He is a youtuber..

No. 147113

File: 1597079430500.gif (986.35 KB, 500x215, darth maul 2.gif)

Not the actor, just Darth Maul himself. I don't care if he looks like a demon, it just adds to his overall appeal.

No. 147135

Idk if this is considered unattractive but recently I’ve had the biggest crush on Thomas from yes theory. Like blonde white guys with unusual noses is like a secret downfall of me

No. 147137

>>147106
V CHYOM SILA, BRAT?
Never seen Brat 1 or 2 (are they good?), despite their legendary status in my country. I can see the appeal of Danila, though.

No. 147138

>>146968
Anon if youre into chinese web culture can you share some other weird crushes from that part of the world? Cause Vitas is probably the only other one I heard of

No. 147160

File: 1597125670854.jpg (76.21 KB, 512x512, 2S6kfVf.jpg)

I´m sorry anons, to be honest, I guess listening to BOTDF for such a long time has probably left me with a few fetishes I feel ashame of.

No. 147164

>>147113
I fell hard for Maul voiced by Sam Witwer

No. 147166

File: 1597128297244.jpeg (30 KB, 300x300, 38AB7CAB-709C-4A3D-BDB8-36EB0F…)

>>147135
same anon, pic related.. idk i just want him to bully me kinda hard, then when no ones around just give me a hug or something.. weird fantasy’s
>>147160
Ugh yeah, its okay anon i feel you

No. 147167

>>147106

No way is Bodrov Jr unconventionally attractive! He’s incredibly good looking in every way.

Yeah, I’m confused by these threads and people’s opinions of what is conventionally and unconventionally attractive. The other thread seems full of ugly guys to me.

No. 147168

>>147137

The films are pretty deep, imo, and the actors are fantastic. But they’re depressing and ambiguous, so, it depends what kind of movies you like and what kind of mood you’re in.

No. 147169

File: 1597130805544.jpeg (92.6 KB, 640x427, 13EFCED6-7CEF-4C14-848D-4A50CB…)

I’m fucked up but the combination of his look and personality and humor and voice does things to me

No. 147175

>>147169
He's serving some Chinese People's Liberation Army realness with that jacket lmao

No. 147213

>>147164
Maul's character development and voice in clone wars makes him even more attractive. Season 7 was such a gift to all the Maul stans.

No. 147225

>>147113
>>147164
>>147213
sigh
People really will fuck anything, won't they?

No. 147227

>>147225
This isn't the "Conventionally attractive, non-problematic men you would fuck without shame" thread.

No. 147232

>>147227
I know, but it's starting to bend the bounds of the "men" part.
Fucking weirdos attracted to intergalactic menaces are no better than furries.

No. 147247

File: 1597194647804.jpg (78.52 KB, 663x687, 6b654dbd-1786-49da-b5bc-f6f193…)

>>147137
I would definitely recommend to watch it, I'm someone who's not really big on action crime movies but brother/brat 1 and 2 were quite enjoyable (I personally really liked the 2nd one!)
>>147167
Yes anon I agree with you Sergei Bodrov is such a handsome man! (I definitely want to watch more movies that he's done) But the a lot of the anons on the attractive men thread can be picky about who you post

No. 147254

File: 1597204389320.jpeg (34.02 KB, 310x450, D2E41DD5-F5F5-4639-A5B7-C23243…)


No. 147255

>>147254
Fuck yes. Doyle is a dick and so is Glen, but I find them both really attractive.

No. 147257

File: 1597205013864.jpeg (22.93 KB, 300x387, AF2A19E6-6AFE-4821-8FA8-464855…)

>>147255
Repost because my comment vanished
But fuck yea. I don’t know much about Glen being a dick but I know Doyle is. Don’t meet your heroes. :p Still, any live concert of Misfits will make me swoon lol. I also love the quiet vibe Doyle has on certain interviews like the Loudwire one.

No. 147258

>>147257
I get you. I was just telling my bf the other day how much I love watching Doyle stomp around on stage. He's an actual beast.

No. 147259

File: 1597208295900.jpeg (18.08 KB, 219x325, 42970BFA-98F3-456B-B317-100DFE…)


No. 147260

File: 1597209178516.jpg (332.27 KB, 1500x1279, stock-photo-woman-pointing-a-g…)

>>147259
Sorry bitch this thread is for "unconventional male attractions". Unless you specify a time period where he was less than conventional, I'm gonna need you to delete this.

And never post my husband again

No. 147266

>>146293
this guy has birthing hips

No. 147267

>>146830
Yes anon! Martin Gore was a major hottie when he was younger.

No. 147272

>>147260
nta but he was never conventionally attractive lol

No. 147332

File: 1597254602733.jpg (489.37 KB, 1998x1332, t-Richard-E-Grant-Withnail-and…)

Withnail & I was a comfy movie

No. 147369

File: 1597270049180.jpeg (56.61 KB, 479x673, 02754564-E972-474A-BD78-EA4308…)

>>147257
Glenn is the only manlet I fuck with.

No. 147371

File: 1597271245363.jpg (9.44 KB, 236x233, 10e6a707259630b0154d18a644ca4d…)

>>147369
same. biggest celeb crush i have

No. 147376

File: 1597276817714.jpg (178.12 KB, 624x420, rs-12394-trent-624-1377607937.…)

>>147272
Fine ya got me but still

No. 147398

File: 1597295452516.jpeg (62.01 KB, 400x600, DD8E6190-0A39-4844-A592-FC4501…)

Alec Baldwin, he was hot when he was young but disgusting now and I’ve been into him since he called his daughter a pig. He checks off everything on my list; plump, middle aged, and sociopathic. Phone sex with Baldwin’s voice? I can’t think of anything better

No. 147399

>>145912
FINALLY someone posted him!! definitely not unconventional though

No. 147420

File: 1597331246700.jpeg (22.64 KB, 600x339, 702C2F02-9C9E-4D98-965E-C711CF…)

y’all gonna hate me for this but, julian richings. i have a thing for older men, possibly because i have daddy issues.

No. 147448

>>147420
You should own it anon! I don't think older men are necessarily hot in a shallow way, but at the same time they can have an elegance, intellect and "got it together-ness" that can be low key sexy.

No. 147463

>>142738
yes oh my gosh I bet he fuck like crazy

>>143923
hell yes love his nose so much

>>145139
lol yes I fancied him even as a kid, one of my first crushes

>>145616
my ex looked just like young joe stalin lmao

No. 147467

File: 1597345921737.jpg (104.24 KB, 625x479, john-mcafee-e1353322612288-625…)


No. 147471

File: 1597349020041.gif (352.22 KB, 720x900, Julian2.gif)

john paul tremblay (now that's a fake french name if i've ever seen one) in the very first seasons of trailer park boys. watching for the first time and i don't know who i am anymore.

No. 147472

>>147471
lol I went through the same thing first time I watched the show anon, quality pick

No. 147473

>>147472
OP here but i literally never talk about any of my weird attractions, as mild as they usually are, but this thread feels so liberating.
i'd never tell my "kill all men" lesbian friends or my normie straight friends about any of them but i could post literally any trailer park boys actor in here and have someone say "god i wish i could fuck bubbles". it's beautiful. bless you all.

No. 147476

>>147471
Same, anon
kinda want him to lovingly suffocate me to death with his fat-built arms while smelling his whiskey breath

>>147473
These threads are the reason I feel less shame about being horny, because no matter how weird he looks, someone's always gonna have a crush on Igor from Young Frankenstein or some wild shit like that, so who would I rather be?

No. 147482

>>147471
Same!! Also had a weird thing for J-Roc this rewatch around….. I’m not proud.

No. 147483

>>147471
I saw a TPB live show and met the guys after. JP is so hot IRL. He's huge like a bear. Biggest surprise for me was Rob Wells/Ricky. His eyes are fucking stunning and he gave me the best hug ever.

No. 147484

>>147482
…j to the r.o.c? that's shocking even to me, anon.

>>147483
funny you say that, i was just googling his height and you saying this will fuel many a-day dreams…doesn't JP also have blue eyes like rob does? i don't care for eye colors but a man with dark hair and piercing blue eyes…sigh.

No. 147485

>>147484
Yeah he has blue eyes I think? Rob just looked really intently when he was talking to us, I think that is what did it! And seriously, JP is like a brick wall. He looked even bigger because when we saw them it was the middle of winter and he came out in a big coat and a hat. It was like hugging a boulder.

No. 147487

File: 1597359506290.png (1.01 MB, 907x605, Bradford_(Deerhunter)_1.png)

>>145805
i respect him being gay, but recently at least he said his past asexuality was him being afraid of intimacy and admitting he was a 30something year old virgin. and there is something extremely hot about someone just straight-up admitting that rather than trying to hide it or make excuses for it. i dream of taking an awkward dude's virginity

No. 147492

>>147471
I just started watching this on netflix and I'm losing my shit at this because it's kind of true
>>147482
anon no

No. 147493

File: 1597362848947.jpeg (19.82 KB, 689x445, casey affleck.jpeg)

Specially in this movie

No. 147500

File: 1597365601315.png (19.61 KB, 470x348,