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No. 120703

What are your hopes and dreams for next year?

Some suggestions:
- Kiki shaves her head and drops off the internet for good
- Onision and Laineybot divorce
- Felice Fawn returns
- Dakota and Taylor become BFFs
- Sindypop doesn't lurk lolcow for 1 entire day
- Lime Crime finally tanks
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No. 120704

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My only dream is that our beautiful Queen finally makes it to grorious Nippon~

No. 120710

The first two might happen
The other 4, I strongly doubt it.

>Felice
Felice has no real reason to come back, everyone would recognise her and her "reputation" is ruined.
She still uploads Overwatch videos on her channel and seems to be doing fine. But I do miss her.

> Kota & Taylor
If Taylor reaches out to Dakota, maybe. Dakota is waaay to lazy to do shit.

>Sindypop
Lmao I don't even follow her thread but no way, she's too retarded


I hope we get rid some of the shitposters/robots/polidiots and that we finally get a Felice/PT tire cow

No. 120713

I really hope Kiki gives up trying to have a clean reputation on the internet and goes back to being the crazy lolcow we all know and love.
But realistically, I think she's just going to keep going the ways she's been going lately. She's gonna keep a low profile on the internet, she's going to keep trying and failing to get a spouse/entertainment visa in Japan, maybe she'll go to Japan once in 2017 if she's lucky, and she'll probably go on another hiatus from the internet around her birthday.

>>120704
Same. I wish we could set up a fundraiser for her and somehow convince her to go.

No. 120716

>XiaXue gets her son a nose job since he inherited her big ass nose
>Keeks marries a man 20 years older than her and re-designs her online persona as a mom/wife vlogger.
>Pixyteri gives up on her weeb dreams and becomes obsessed with another culture. Marries a muslim / becomes muslim
>Dakota gets knocked up by one of the japs, the jap abandon hers, Keek immediately tries to get pregnant at the same time
>Ashley is kidnapped by some sick fuck who straps her to a chair in their basement and force feeds her.
>Suzy "leaves" youtube, retires to become a clerk at Walgreens

No. 120726

My predictions:
- Onision starts to date Billie ( again ) & gets a divorce with Lainey. His YouTube also starts to lose most of his subscriptions.
- Pixyteri meets someone who's caring & understanding. They go to Japan together on her birthday. ( It's a long shot, but I wish it would happen to my queen ).
- Dakota turns Gothic/Grunge. She also stops over lining her lips to hell.
- Kiki goes back to the shadows.
- Wylona gets more hideous tattoos & tries to relevant again.
- MooMoo gains 100 pounds & continues to call herself ' thicc ' while cosplaying poorly done costumes.
- The self proclaimed Japanese sloth chick forgets all knowledge of English & her whiteness.
- Taylor gets better at her Japanese & collabs with Venus for a video.

No. 120728

>>120726
lol it's not even 2017 an Billie's back.
Also Venus and Taylor did collab.

No. 120729

>Venus stops making "uguu" videos and moves to otona kawaii, works more on her image and slowly tries to appreciate her european features, instead of doing the impossible for looking japanese or "hafu"
>Eugenia Cooney accidentally trips and has to stay on a wheelchair because broken ankle and finally admits that she's starving herself because she's afraid to look like her mother and brother.

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>What are your hopes and dreams for next year?

Onion drops off the Internet forever.
… Am i dreaming too much?

Also, it would be nice to see Venus change her content – or disappear for once and for all too instead of just milking the same old bs.

Happy new year, everyone!

No. 120732

Our Goddess of Youth Margaret has a total mental breakdown and sperges about being deported back to Papa Ferenc. She then somehow blames Venoos for it all.

No. 120748

Gerg and margot begin a beautiful romance. His other wives just give in and accept the creepy half-assed Mormon thing.

Venus hopefully visits a dentist, starts a kawaii housewife channel where she can't actually cook or anything for shit but it's still cute and haunted by fangelics.

Ashley continues to rattle around, be racist, and refuses to drop dead. Forgets how to sage again. Posts underwear pics again once she has enough 13 year old followers to upset.

Robyn gives herself an actual serious medical issue due to her insane pill obsession or gets arrested for taking pics of her drugs on the bus for attention. Hopefully her poor fiancée sees the light and escapes the spoon queen.

My life struggles does literally nothing different until she accidentally kills herself. Nobody is truly sad about it, her local hospital sighs in relief.

Jonzie08 continues pretending she's 6 until she ages out of pediatrics. Then she eats a whole box of tide and purges suds until doctor mamabear is fired for gross breaches of boundaries and inapprorpiate conduct. They are outed as lovers shortly after.

No. 120760

I mostly want Sheena to go back to Canada

No. 120761

Get hit be a car so I can sue and get some damn money in my life.

No. 120765

>>120761
i hope you die when it hits you

No. 120773

>>120761
>Get hit be a car so I can sue and get some damn money
I know someone who has attempted to sue every person they've gotten into car accidents with for this exact reason

No. 120775

>>120761

I'll pray for you.

No. 120778

>>120761
Just become a camwhore, or get a sugardaddy.

No. 120779

>>120732

I'm still hoping that somebody will somehow find some kind of profile where and how she prostitutes herself in SK and if she went full Sere and made beside being a hooker a trash porn.

Another thing I could imagine for 2017 is maggot being preggo and married to some gross, random asian dude.

On the other side I really wonder where Kota will be in a year from now on and specially how she will look like. Her look will be worse than it's now.

No. 120782

>>120765
God I hope so, i hate living with a disability.

No. 120917

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No. 120982

>>120917
let it happen

No. 120992

>>120917
I've been watching Big Love lately and Onion's household just reminds me of it so much (except I think the show's characters are more functional). His cult makes much more sense now. He just wants to be some greasy polygamist prophet with access to as many teen girls as possible.

No. 120995

i really want evidence of maggot's hooking to come to light!

also would not be surprised if lifeundiagnosed is a closet furry. she just has that look about her.

No. 121000

One of the Hartley hooligans are gonna die, calling it to be Lola

No. 121002

>>121000
Speaking of dying, I reckon 2017 will be the end of the line for Ash.
I wonder if any of us farmers will feel remorseful once she finally passes?

No. 121004

>>121002
I'll feel slight remorse, but she's a lost cause. She doesn't want to be saved and there's nothing a bunch of anons on an image board can do to change that

No. 121007

>>121002
Not at all. After all the shit she put people through, people who were also seriously sick and needed help, she doesn't get any sympathy from me. It's also hard to feel bad for anyone who's main goal was to be top skelly. Her passing is the most mercy she would deserve.


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