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No. 265580
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that snake habitat pisses me off so much. she doesn't even try to hide the fact it's just an accessory to her. it's just… barren.
No. 265589
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>>265586I have bad news for you…
No. 265705
>>265691The pet shops in America can be sad enough already, but the ones in Japan are tragic. I once went to a shop that had all sorts of birds in too small cages and they hardly had any feathers from stress. Makes me truly sick thinking of the conditions of pets in countries that are worse off.
I completely lose respect for the weebs who ignore the clearly awful conditions pets in Japan are raised in and purchase anyways.
No. 265738
>>265727I know so many foreigners who've adopted pets from the shelter. Seems like foreigners are actually the only ones who ever get their pets at shelters in Japan.
>>265734For every (from the horrendous prices I'd say) 100pets which wheren't bought at a pet store one of them will close. It might sound a little hard, but that's the only way how these businesses will ever be made to close. Keep on buying the 'poor kawaii puppies and kittens' and there'll pop up even more stores.
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>>265751>>265752>>265755>>265754what the fuuuuck please stop anon
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Himezawa is starring in the swan lake in London. Who else has tickets?
No. 265983
>>265705And it's easy to tell who bought their cat (like Sharla) and who adopted it. If it's a breed, it's 99% likely bought at a pet shop.
>>265738>>265727It's easy to adopt, just gotta know where to go.
>>265800This is fucking savage. I love you, and I can't breathe
No. 265985
>>265754She should dye her hair chocolate brown
But no way in hell she would get rid of the ratty blonde since she would stand out less.
No. 266003
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>>265800Nailed it, the resemblance is uncanny!
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>>265580That's either a king snake or some herp of a rat snake. Can't tell because the snake is so dark.
Either way guys, I think you need to calm down about the habitat itself. Snakes don't care about "enough space." In fact, snakes prefer smaller, tight, and dark spaces because it makes them feel more secure.
Many reptile enthusiasts and breeders keep snakes in plastic tubs, because seriously, that's all they need.
The enclosure isn't shit because of how tiny a space it is. It's shit because that hide is just a pot with holes and there's no place where the snake can really feel hidden. It's probably stressed out, which is why it's hovering towards the back of the terrarium where there's no glass. IMO it's also a dick move to line the cage with paper instead of wood substrate because then they can't even burrow for security.
Also I hope she at least has a heat pad underneath that hide because snakes can't regulate their own heat temp.
Even though I live in the south my corn snake gets chilly sometimes so I always see him underneath his hide with the heat pad under it. A heat source is also important for after they eat because it helps them digest.
I agree that she probably just got a reptile for the shock value of saying she owns a snake, but she isn't outright neglecting it…yet.
No. 266083
>>266026that's what I meant in
>>265580. It's not too small, you can just tell by looking at it that it's supposed to look stylish, not give the snake what it needs (a decent hiding spot, ground to burrow in etc)
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New pic
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Just found this on Twitter: She's participating in some Nico Nico program and if you want to watch her, the next livestream is on 05/05:
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv259389027Yaaas, get that exposure girl!
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So inspirational.
No. 266594
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Follow your dreams to be a nobody in Japan. Source:
http://www.himezawa.com/blog/sub-tokyo-live No. 266638
>>266634She's a scammer and a lulzy delusional weeb
Google "Sabrina Schultes scamming"
No. 266642
>>266594"She regurlarly makes appearances on television or the internet. She also works as a model on the runway and for photoshootings. By now she also published her first book, "Staubmaedchen". At the end of october, her debut single "Wagamama Love" Was also released. Author, Model, Actress and singer: In the entertainmentindustry of japan this is not unusual: Singers become actresses, models become hosts, and authors become singers. Sabrina first didn't put much hope in her singing career: "When I auditioned, I got interrupted right away. Not a good sign, I thought." A few minutes later the producer already came back with the team of the music label. "Accomplished it at the first try.""
Has she actually really accomplished anything or is this mostly her hyping herself? She doesn't appear to be anything more than a d-list idol.
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>>266642Kinda?
You know about Wagamama Love already, Staubmädchen is for sale on Amazon (it's a shitty ebook on par with those hood romances), she's been a guest in some variety shows, I don't know about the rest. It's possible she's modeled briefly at a con or something.
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>>266772"Accomplished it at the first try"
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No. 267929
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No. 267946
>>267927Your lie in april?
I've never actually seen it but there's some blonde girl who plays something that looks like that.
No. 268084
>>267954>..things that upset me. I hate putting them online, I hate having proof of them, and hate having people pick on themBut I guess if it'll get her a whopping 300 views on Youtube, she'll 180 that stance for a teensy bit of attention.
Can't speak for others, but I'm sick of the whole "I HATE X" youtube rant videos. It's the lowest denominator genre.
Her list:
>winter jackets on packed trainsFucking wat.
>talk smack about former employers onlineI know why this bothers Himezawa, it just reminds her of the fact that she's 30 and has never held a solid job to form opinions about it.
Does anyone else think Himezawa is the type to rat to project "managers" about what people have said in private or outside the workplace? She seems that backstabbing.
>people who do stupid crap and blame it on othersSo…she hates herself.
>ask me how much my clothes costAwww poor babby nobody else gets asked this in the fashion by strangers who don't know better!
>noisy neighborWhy is she complaining about someone showering or boiling fucking rice?
>neighbor ratted me about talking to my gf during a sleepoverThere's a difference between doing necessary things like showering and making food when you get home from a night shift, and herself doing willy nilly shit like talking loudly at 2am because she doesn't have a job to go to the next day.
What a self-important bitch.
>last minute notices of plan changesSucks I guess. But maybe Himezawa is hurt by this common occurrence especially because this means people have more pressing plans and don't want to hang out with her stupid ass. And how dare someone think she's not the center of their universe.
>people who ask me about my diet–BTW I DON'T DIET!Ugh, everyone has a "diet." Why is it such a big deal to answer someone about what she generally eats unless she eats poorly or has disordered eating…
>passive-agressive tweeting- UR ALL THIRSTY FOR ATTENTIONAnd remember, Himezawa doesn't want your attention. Psh.
>region blocks on Paypal accountsThen don't use Paypal. She could get with the times and fix her accounts, but it is easier to act like she has time to make Youtube videos but no time to handle her financial dealings I guess.
>people who hate animalsThis seems shoehorned in to take a break from her petty ramblings that make her seem like a monster to let us know she might have a shred of empathy. But idk, it seems strawman because I've nary met a person who hated every. single. animal.
>people who put bags on the seats next to them on trainsIt's only bad if the train is full and people are standing.
>"I'll sit on your bag if you don't move it!!!!"then in her very next rant
>people who sit on her jacket or skirtBut Himezawa, they're just following your train of thought and sitting on the shit you fail to move out of THEIR seats! Dumbass.
>people who care about their sleepwearSo people aren't allowed to ask about her clothes or her eating habits because "it's none of their business," but Himezawa thinks it's her business to question why someone pays attention to their sleepwear?
>people who don't get the difference between a character and a personI've tried listening to this three times and I still don't get what she's trying to say. Nobody should be accountable for personas? Is she talking about actual actors/actresses? I don't understand this one.
>who's your favorite soccer player? –GO SCREW YOURSELF UR STEREOTYPING GERMAN PEOPLEOh my goodness…isn't it easier to say she doesn't watch soccer instead of assuming people are trying to piss her off on purpose?
>she carries around a fucking notebook so she can write down shit that pisses her offLmao, what a petty cunt.
Just imagine this caked-up, little trollup skulking around on a bustling street. Giving anyone her baggy side-eyes who she supposes dare sneeze in her direction. Furiously writing down every manner and diction that she thinks are aimed directly at her.
Idol material.
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>>265754Removed that awkward expression
No. 268115
>>267954Guys, this video gave her 16 comments, more than she usually gets. Clearly this kind of content fares better than her other crap.
>>268019>>268026I don't think she cares, lol. Sabrina has probably already reached her kawaii aidoru dreams in her eyes, being an underground, no-name foreign idol with ~6 performances under her belt.
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>>267954she's trying way too hard it's hard to watch
No. 268179
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>>267954I like how she thinks abusing the F word makes her look soooo edgy and original desu
No. 268183
>>268084>it just reminds her of the fact that she's 30 and has never held a solid job to form opinions about it.If you think 21 = 30 I'm honestly concerned for you.
She looks 30 tho, I'll give you that one.
No. 268195
>>268084It's crazy how lacking in self-awareness she is. I'm assuming she thinks she's being quirky and funny but she just comes across as a spoiled, whiny bitch.
Is she still trying to go for the ~kawaii aidoru~ thing while posting rants online?
Also I don't understand this whatsoever:
>people who care about their sleepwear>no-one fucking cares what you wear to bed
>what are sleepovers>what are significant others>what is wanting to wear something you feel comfortable in regardless of whether anyone will see you or not No. 268286
>>268084I feel like most of these things could be solved with a single: 'Excuse me, could you please […]'. But she thinks she is too good for that. What a bitch.
>>268183If she is ony 21 there is still hope for her. She could still try to pursue education to get a real job. But she needs to start that soon.
No. 268304
>>268242It's not fake if it's not her mother tongue though?
She used to live in London too, and has always sounded like this. It's not like she's an Angloboo American.
No. 268397
>>2683953:54
>thirsty as fuuuuuuuuuuuuckI dieded
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>>268417i thought you shoop'd margs face onto hers here.
>mfw you didn't No. 268433
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>>268432SHE DOESN'T DIET ANON. HOW DARE YOU!
No. 268438
>>268435agreed
being skeleton skinny ain't kawaii
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No. 268447
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>>268444Ana-chan detected. Also, her not so humble-bragging about people giving her "jealous glares".
No. 268452
>>268447>I don't do it for anyone else, just for myselfYeah, that's why she's trying to make a career out of her looks, claim strangers are jealous, and post pictures of herself in tacky corsets on the outside of clothes.
Because, y'know, all that effort is
just for herself.
No. 268453
>>268447Ok its confirmed
Every 'kawaii' girl has a 22inch waist lmao.
Why are they all obssessed with that number?
No. 268474
>>268402Yes, that said if it's NOT her mother tongue.
If she's German and has learnt English from English people, of course she's gonna try to emulate them and of course it's gonna sound off. Doesn't mean it's fake. NikkieTutorials sounds American even though she's Dutch.
No. 268477
>>268474I "blame" media. I mean we're surrounded by american movies, shows and music, even games everywhere we go. If british english was the norm in media, i bet a lot more non native
speakers would speak that way as well. As a non native english speaker in europe I would feel a lot more "fake" and forced trying to emulate a british accent.
No. 268489
>>267954If she had an actual career as an idol in Japan (like a known idol that actually has appearnces), she would lose all her wota fans with this video. Nobody likes a bitch idol.
Well good for her that nobody gives a shit about her lol
No. 268491
>>268489this, and the only 'fans' she'll get from this vid are edgy tumblr shits who won't do anything for her 'career' anyways.
i honestly think that if someone sent this video to her agency or job she would get fired on the spot. even outside of japan she would. this is just sad as fuck.
No. 268497
>>268419To be fair, most of these "I hate people" videos are cringe and make you look like petty bitch.
>>268395Top kek anon.
>>268491Seems like everyone is liking that video though: 21 comments and rising.
No. 268509
>>268503>UK accentJust like in the US, and in your own country, there's a huge variety of accents over here. I assume the accent you're referring to is RP (basically queen's english). Very few people here actually speak with that accent. If you want to hear some fucked up shit, check out the brummy, scouser and glaswegian accents.
What you've said is like me coming in and saying "Oh I hate German accents" based on only hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger speak (and, correct me if I am wrong, he's got an Austrian accent, not a German one).
No. 268511
>>268510that's why I literally said in my post that the US has a variety of accents.
And, again, if you watch a film with british people in it, you don't just get RP. It's usually RP, cockney or mancunian (daphne from frasier as a famous example) that you'll hear.
No. 268514
>>268512true, which is why I offered some interesting accents for her to explore.
On that note, to get back on topic, can a deustchfag tell us what sort of accent does himezawa have? Does she have a posh accent? I would assume she has the german equivalent of RP because she's loaded.
No. 268518
>>268509Sorry I really didn't mean offense. Here people are taught by native speakers. We learn either a standard British pronunciation or an American pronunciation based on the teacher.
I didn't mean to stereotype. and it could be based on my experience, what I prefer to hear and find easier to understand. When I watch British films/TV, I like to use English subtitles, but with American films/TV it's not always necessary. Exceptions: mafia films, all of the Sopranos, southern accents, westerns, stuff with gang speech
One question: why do American newscasters always sound deranged? I hate that kind of accent and have never heard a real American talk that way.
No. 268525
>>268514I have only heard her speak German once, in the video announcing her book. Her syntax is correct and she doesn't speak in an overly complicated way. She speaks Hochdeutsch (meaning, not in dialect) but she still sounds slightly Bavarian to me. I like the Bavarian accent, it's not harsh and sounds friendly.
She sounds educated, but we don't have the same class distinctions here. It's more about where you come from and whether you speak heavy dialect or not. People switch back and forth - you speak Hochdeutsch at school or when everyone has to understand but dialect with friends and family. If you can't express yourself in correct Hochdeutsch, you will get shit from teachers and professors.
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>>268444she looks kind of like lily's doppleganger from how i met your mother in this pic
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>>268509YES! She sounds exactly like Schwarzenegger
and on top of that she tries to fake a british accent
so much cringe
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>>268395Bless your soul anon
No. 268650
>>268503People change pitch when they speak different languages. I work in an international environment, and you can hear it all the time.
She speaks English because she wants to become a famous kawaii aidoru and people around the world don't speak German, especially not Japan.
There's nothing wrong with the way she speaks, can we please move on to some actually cringe shit like that book she wrote? What is it about, can any Germans spill more deets?
No. 268675
>>268650I doubt anyone here bought her book. It generally didn't seem to be very popular, judging from the meagre amount of German reviews she got, even though she advertised it so many times and has a couple of German followers.
See:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25049292-staubm-dchen No. 268778
>>268650Sorry, I'm German and am around Germans speaking English all the time. We learn it as children in school. No one sounds like this weeb, not even the shyest girl.
I know why she speaks English. I was responding to Anons who mentioned that she sounds different because it isn't her native language. I wanted to point out that she speaks it all the time now so she should work on how it sounds.
I haven't bought her book, but I'm sure it's crap.
No. 268789
>>266642Theres no way she 'accomplished it on her first try' based on her singing alone
There were a few videos of her raw singing floating around. It was god awful
No. 268813
>>268787Yes please anon!
>>268789Any of these videos still floating around?
No. 268857
>>268813In English it says:
As Mr Penber one morning finds the file of the case "Staubmörder" ("dust murderer") on his desk in the head office for occult criminal cases he doesn't realize which mysterious worlds hide behind the old report. On the trails of the exorcist Lucien (female) it goes to London (don't judge me she writes weird sentences and I don't feel like correcting her grammar) that after a terror attack carries the name "cursed city". He dives into the world of exorcists and demons in which he becomes part of a story he would have never dared to dream of.
Seriously she should have read her summary a second time before printing that book. She writes long ass sentences which makes it hard to read. I feel like the entire book must be as fanfiction-like and full of mistakes like this. I don't want to be a grammar nazi but it's kind of sad because she lived and went to school in Germany for a long time. Meh. What do you think about her story?
No. 268875
>>268860She married one of her Japanese IG fanboys (probably her
only Japanese fan under 30 let's be real here) for a Japan visa. Odds are she sponges off of him & her rich parents and somehow makes a little money here and there just for being a token English speaking foreigner.
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>>268862I remember her saying that the first edition sold out. This is how the display in her home town (?) looked like so I'm pretty sure other people than her family and friends bought it. I tried to find the book in other Bavarian book shops last year because I got curious but there was no trace of it.
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It's not even 200 pages…
No. 269070
>>268998>>269049Looks like a stupid farmer made an account
just to rate her little book. Really now…
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>>269246poor self-deluded thing
No. 269295
>>269242Not that anon but according to Best-Off's website, you don't have to pay to get your shit printed but one of their goals is publishing young, unknown authors and special kinds of stories that big, standard publishers aren't interested in.
To any aspiring German authors in this thread: Best-Off Verlag is your chance. :^)
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I did some digging on Best Off and read a couple of reviews and forum threads and found out they're a vanity publisher, just with minimal quality control. It's called a Druckkostenzuschussverlag (don't you love German) which basically means they agree to publish your writing as long as you pay for it. This means her novel has most likely never seen a bookstore outside of her hometown.
http://best-off-verlag.de/informationen-fuer-autoren/buch-veroeffentlichen/Here's their information for writers, I'll translate the essential:
>Wir bieten zurzeit noch kein eigenes Lektorat an. Gerne geben wir bei Annahme Ihr Manuskript an ein Lektorat/Korrektorat weiter. Die Konditionen für ein Lektorat oder Korrektorat legt hierbei der jeweilige Lektor, unabhängig vom Verlag fest und wird Ihnen vorab mitgeteilt.
>We do not offer our own copy editing at this point. We'll be happy to forward your accepted manuscript to an editorial office. Conditions vary etc. etc.So basically, once your writing is accepted, you have to pay out of pocket to get it corrected, but I can totally see Sabrina thinking she doesn't need it and skip that part.
>Aber: Trotz intensiver Prüfung und Bearbeitung der Texte kann es vorkommen, dass ein Fehler übersehen wird, aber selbst ein Bestseller ist nicht fehlerfrei.
>However: Despite meticulous editing, errors may still occur. But even a bestselling novel isn't flawless.So they already warn you about poor quality? Ok
>Unabhängig vom Lektorat/Korrektorat ist bei Manuskriptannahme die Buchveröffentlichung für den Autor / die Autorin kostenfrei.
>Aside from editing, publishing your novel does not come at a cost.Okay, but what do they consider publishing? Let's find out:
>Informationen zum Thema „Publizieren“>>ISBN>>– ISBN (Internationale Buchnummer)>– Aufnahme in das Verzeichnis lieferbarer Bücher VLB (Standard-Verzeichnis des Buchhandels) und somit Registrierung Ihres Buches bei großen Online-Buchhändlern (wie z.B. Amazon, Libri, BOL etc.)>– Versand des Pflichtexemplars an die Deutsche Bibliothek (obligatorisch bei Büchern mit ISBN)
>Publishing informations>they assign you an ISBN and register your book. That's it
>Der Autor übernimmt auch Marketingarbeiten, um sein Buch bekannt zu machen.
>The writer takes care of marketing and publicity.So they really don't do anything other than give you the satisfaction of pestering your friends and relatives to buy your book, because they sure as hell won't place it.
There's also an article about a young kid who published with them, and they can't mention the publisher without criticizing them:
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/-jaehriger-veroeffentlicht-fantasy-roman-schreiben-statt-daddeln-1.1183384
>A publisher isn't supposed to just print the book, they should really also edit the novel>But his mom didn't want to wait for a big publishing houseBonus: If you visit their shop, you'll see she's not even doing well in a vanity publishing setting. For all her talk about her book selling out, she's not even on her own publisher's bestselling list.
http://www.bestoffverlag.de/index.phpWhile other writers get at least a bit of promotion on the website, her author page is completely empty.
http://best-off-verlag.de/unsere-autoren/schultes-sabrina/ No. 269322
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>>269319and one more: This review says that after a few weeks (presumably after the "publishing" was done) she wasn't able to get in touch with anyone from the publishing house anymore, not even to order new books.
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More info about her book and announcement for a potential English release.
She also talks about her "career" in Japan:
http://www.aishaanime.co.uk/2015/12/04/interview-with-himezawa/ No. 269550
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>oktoberfest
>not all germans eat sausages and drink beer muh stereotypes!!1!
No. 269571
>>269550She does realize that that Hairstyle/makeup doesn't work for everything, right?
Looks ridiculous..
No. 269574
>>269571Actually the braid crown is a traditional hairstyle and quite popular for Oktoberfest. I don't see the problem with it?
Here is a webpage of historical photos showing German women wearing it
http://erikaneumayer.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/best-dirndl-hairstyles-then-and-now.html No. 269582
>>269579It's a popular makeup trend right now in Japan. I think it can look cute on doll faced girls but himezawa has a face like an ugly bird.
>>269550Her body looks so masculine here.
No. 269679
>>269622Actually, there is one spelling mistake but that's it. Sounds incredibly boring tho.
btw, I am a bookseller and literally everyone is able to publish their crap today. I am currently operating with esoteric books and you won't believe what is out there…
No. 269768
>>269550FFFFFFFF!
DO YOUR FUCKING MAKEUP LIKE A WHITE GIRL
ASIANS HAVE DIFFERENT MAKE UP TECHNIQUES FOR A REASON
THIS SHIT LOOKS DUMB
Ditch the bangs, wear your hair long and down, get rid of the stupid side burn things you see in anime, wear some contour or some highlighter or do SOMETHING to give your face some depth and bring out your cheek bones. Confused autistic weebs piss me off so much.
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>>269550I wonder if she'll age to look like Marg.
No. 269827
>>269768Oh my god this.
She's actually a pretty girl imo but the way she does her make up is awful. Plus she looks like a bad crossdresser in that picture.
No. 269829
>>269768I'd rather say she should wear her hair and do her makeup according to her face shape.
Eg I have a more roundish head with a high forehead so this kind of hair and makeup and hair works pretty well for me
No. 269834
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>>269768This exactly. The hime cut is popular in Japan because it frames (typically)rounder, wider Asian faces to make them look daintier and reduces the jawline. It does not work with long, narrow or masculine faces, especially if you have a prominent, long nose. For the same reason dramatic, contoured eye shadow often doesn't work on typical East Asian faces, Usagi eye make was not created with European or stronger features in mind. The combination of these two styles just makes Himezawa ends up looking like kawaii Ferb.
No. 269845
>>269768>>269834You're not wrong but let's be honest. She could look even shittier and nobody would care in Japan because of her height and foreign looks.
Beckii Cruel also has a longish face, a big nose tip and she wasn't even blonde and Japanese people creamed their pants over her.
No. 270066
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not with that unfortunate face
No. 270067
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No. 270103
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>>270092Holy fucking cringe, I hadn't seen that clip yet.
No. 270112
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>>270099Don't you have to know Japanese for the Tokyo Girls audition? Yukapon/Natalie went for it as well but she and Aminyan can speak fluent Japanese. Judging from several videos, Sabrina is far from fluent.
No. 270125
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>>270122It has the potential to be kind of cute but very few people have the look to pull it off at all, especially not Himezawa with her long, sharp facial features.
No. 270128
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>>270122It looks super cute on asians, but I've never seen in on a white person without it looking like a rash/sunburn
No. 270201
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>>270195>>270192I don't think the toes are an indicator, I saw an ad for them in cancam and they're pretty much meant to be worn with sandals so the stitches are on the sole of the foot and it doesn't show. Kind of like pic rel
No. 270224
Isn't she a rich german princess, why don't she get a nosejob?
>>265755She is a kinda cute and high class looking blonde besides of that
No. 270297
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>>270294Bring these back too!
No. 270300
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No. 270301
>>270300If this is true she'd be massivly underwight, no matter the 'good metabolism' shit or not.
I know somw guys around that height 170-173 who are about 55-60kg and look like her, shape wise. So I guess they altered her wight so she can be 'cute' and 'aidoru' like in a Japanese way, cuz there no matter how tall you are if you weight more than 50kg as a woman, you're considereda fatty.
>no matter your height No. 270305
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>>270300>>270301>>270304I'm definitely not trying to defend her, but doesn't this look possible? Look at this photo, she has no fat on her body, not even hips.
She's basically just a white noodle with a (big) nose.
No. 270306
Oh btw, enjoy Himezawa and her rehearsed questions/answers. She's doing the classic mistakes like Dakota did, where she's ready to already answer before they're done asking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbnpcOvv0d0Look at her, sitting there laughing while they laugh, even though she doesn't understand anything. She's keep repeating their reaction, it's so fucking embarrassing.
No. 270310
>>270307Since she's in an agency now, they probably put her there or she auditioned.
>>270300Why is she the only tarento at the company?
No. 270314
>>270306Not gonna lie, I think she looked good here. Maybe it's the poor video quality.
But damn, her voice is killing me. Why does she have to speak like this? Why does she waste her time with shitty dances instead of learning proper Japanese?
>>270304>>270305She looks like she is skinnyfat and has almost no muscles at all. So I'd say she is close to 45 Kg.
No. 270325
>>270305>>270314As said before, take eg an asian guy in her size 170-174 and her body shape.
They usually wheight around 53-60kg having the same body shape as her with no muscles etc
43kg is desillusional. Except if she was seriously ana, but that'd be visible within her face already at this point of underweight.
No. 270510
>>270482Plus you never once hear the host compliment her Japanese, which ALWAYS happens with foreigners, especially when they're asked about themselves and such.
She probably sat there practicing her lines, maybe even looking at a piece of paper in front of her.
No. 270580
File: 1463459640528.png (30.52 KB, 852x486, busu.png)
>>268850Hey Busu,still lurkin?
No. 270655
>>270652Taylor R also sucks at Japanese but still gets job opportunities.
Now that Sabrina has joined a new agency, maybe she'll finally become more popular and not just live in her delusional expat fantasies.
No. 270660
>>270655Taylor R is pretty (when the fillers settle down) and used to be a legitimate model…and kind of still is.
Sabrina is unattractive. I think awkward, plain looking white girls are so desperate to be seen as "models" they seek out Japan so they could be seen as exotic and bank on that instead of honest to god good looks. It doesn't take them far. Taylor R, before fillers, was a cute girl in her own hometown so her white girl looks only boosted her potential in Asia while Sabrina could never be seen as cute so she's working at a huge disadvantage only banking on her eye and hair color. If you're ugly, no "uniqueness" is going to bring you legitimate fame. And to add to Sabrina's lack of good looks is her lack of talent. I've never heard of someone who gets professional dance lesson still be so bad at it.
No. 270669
>>270668well, at least she's somewhat able to speak and write it. as well as some basic japanese.
Himezawa can't use proper english despite from living in the uk for a while and she's not even getting a single japanese sentence right
No. 270674
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>>270580No one makes fun of Busu, she's perfffffff!!!
No. 270677
>>270669>somewhat able to speak and write itSame with Sabrina's Japanese though.
Her pronunciation at least has definitely improved, compared to the cringy weeb videos she used to make, even though she's making grammar mistakes left and right.
No. 270678
>>270677>cantonese is one of the most difficult languages in the worldTaylor can communicate nearly fluently using it. As well as in Japanese.
Himezawa struggles with both English AND Japanese kek
No. 270687
>>270684she has a grand total of TWO that she didn't delete. One doing a basic Happy New Year and one where she's in a car, saying again something very basic.
So again, that's proof of fluency? Please.
No. 270688
File: 1463503184515.jpg (37.65 KB, 374x320, busu.jpg)
>>270686Kawaii anime girl!!
No. 270695
>>270686I thought this was non-shooped and I was like "Oh, that's a nice pic of her". Then I saw the original and felt sad.
She's not even ugly, but for some reason her face is just off in photos.
No. 270700
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>>270695Same here. The disappointment is real…
No. 270702
File: 1463503920247.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.76 KB, 384x216, Armgod_fig_1b.jpg)
>>270270Anon, I tried Googling "tuberculosis face" and I didn't come up with any kawaii results.
Fuck you, anon.
No. 270947
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>>268444Reminds me of Melanie Wiegmann (a German actress) kek
No. 271182
File: 1463697052094.jpg (33.92 KB, 600x338, aidoru.jpg)
Busu on another episode of 風色å¦åœ’
No. 271183
File: 1463697061249.jpg (39.3 KB, 600x338, aidoru2.jpg)
No. 271188
>>271184I doubt it. Her current agency is hardly Bravo Models and only has Sabrina in their roster.
Plus this show 風色å¦åœ’ has around 500-700 views on Nico Nico Douga and doesn't seem to be super popular. Correct me if I'm wrong though. It just looks like a niche thing about idols Busu applied to and they simply accepted a token foreigner.
No. 271190
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>>271182I finally figured out who she reminds me of
No. 271221
>>271190Someone else said it earlier as a reply to this
>>265753 post. I completely lost it! Looks like him in a wig.
No. 271225
File: 1463706901162.jpeg (194.59 KB, 750x1062, image.jpeg)
I saw this post….. And she had a whole lot of Patreons. Wait for it………..
No. 271226
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>>271225THREE PEOPLE
WHY IS THIS GIRL SO FUCKING SAD HOLY SHIT. She's definitely more delusional than any other cow. Dear god.
No. 271232
>>271205hi
>>266381stop bringing it up no one cares what some fuggo called her once or twice. there are uglier fatter people who get called angel too.
No. 271241
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>>271225>>271226So much secondhand embarrassment.
No. 271247
>>271232Oh look a blonde, blue eyed white girl, she looks like an ~angel~.
Though to be fair, angels are neither male nor female, maybe they are lowkey saying she looks like a dude. Because let's be real here.
No. 271310
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No. 271401
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>>271183She's always trying to steal the spotlight.
No. 272306
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>>272099Her japanese is so awkward
No. 272405
>>272344It's weird because her reactions are so delayed. Not even in the "my brain needs a moment to process another language" delay, either. It's like she's using her prehipheral vision (sp?) to gauge the reaction of those around her.
I didn't watch it all, but based on the 20 some minutes I did watch, I don't think I saw her answer one time.
If she's really trying to be an idol she's gotta study. Full immersion only works when you can immerse yourself as well.
No. 272828
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No. 272834
>>272828Those bits of hair down the side of her face drive me fucking
insane. I know she's completely delusional but I don't get how she doesn't realize that they make her look absolutely retarded.
No. 272869
>>272828Ugh…when she'll understand that "aegyo sal" and "igari" are only a good match with cute baby round face?
On her, it looks like shit.
No. 272873
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>>272834It's called a hime/princess cut and it used to be a style of the Japanese women of the court during the Heian Period. Obviously it looks completely retarded most people in the contemporary era.
No. 272874
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>>272873The only time I've seen it look good is when it's quite subtle and flowing like pic related.
No. 272914
>>272903She's literally a younger margo.
>>272896I agree with you anon. She's a cute girl, but I'm still not on board for this hairstyle.
No. 272941
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>>272917Pretty sure that asian girl is 100X prettier than yew hehe
No. 273064
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>>272911Too be fair, the average Japanese girl is funky looking. It's easy to think they are all perfect and pretty when your a weeb.
No. 273285
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>>273064Sure, but for comparison, here's a Amrican Highschool cheerleading squad. These girls are probably deemed some of the best looking at their school, popular, and are wearing/make-up, etc. Yet… they too are still pretty awkward looking teens.
No. 273293
>>273285oh my god.
that redhead.
No. 273360
>>273359Nah. It's pretty cute. Nice and fluffy, but her bangs could be a bit longer. Nothing spectacular but overall, a nice cut. Horrible is exaggerating.
And so I reading up about Iggy Azalea and thought she looked a lot like non-starving version of Sabrina.
No. 274915
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omg, this girl is so sad. i was in harajuku running around with my friend looking for a toilet so I could change clothes. (i had a photoshoot with my friend for her school project at tokyo mode. should I also start calling myself a model now???) suddenly I see this tall creature coming walking… it was our glorious busuzawa! i wanted to punch her in the face. her whole body language said "I'm so special, beautiful, amazing and everybody most look at me" You know, walking almost slowly with her head high and like a fuckig "im better than you"-face. also, her dress was waaaay to short for her spagetti-body.
the direction she went to was to a small section of bad recplica stores where there also are some purikuras. i could bet that time that she would do her usual forever-alone-dont-have-any-friends-purikura. haha, and what do I see when I come home? pic related
No. 274968
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>>269721>Aaaaand she can't even get simple Japanese right.Venus is an exception to the rule. Most weebs can't speak Japanese
No. 274969
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>>270001>There's a correlation between being ugly and having nerdy hobbies.Any reason behind this?
No. 275006
>>274969Probably because it's harder for ugly people to find the kind of acceptance in mainstream shit that more attractive people get, so they seek acceptance in more niche communities instead. Same with social awkwardness. People who are both attractive and charismatic/not crazy who like nerdy shit do exist, but they're kind of rare.
With modeling specifically, it's pretty easy to see that alt models are on average uglier than mainstream models. In these communities the novelty of someone with piercings/tattoos/nerdy interests willing to pander to men with those same interests can be enough to compensate an otherwise plain or below average face.
I have no idea if this also goes for Japanese aidorus because honestly cutesy Japanese girls arr rook same to me.
No. 275021
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>>275006>Probably because it's harder for ugly people to find the kind of acceptance in mainstream shit that more attractive people get, so they seek acceptance in more niche communities instead. This is actually how the brony fandom was started. It was a social experiment on 4chan's part, to see if they could convince people that liking a show intended for little girls was cool and acceptable. And it actually worked, and plenty of ugly/mentally unstable people latched onto something that was never popular before.
No. 275075
>>275051I've only ever seen robots do that, but they usually post porn, borderline porn, and waifus so I doubt that anon is one.
>>275056It's just odd and stands out is all. Literally no one else here does that besides the occasional robot shitposting.
No. 275506
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>>275222>Go ahead. It's not like this website is good or anythingAnd yet you continuously post here anyway.
No. 276196
>>274915that shit ain't cute
busu,staph
No. 276247
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what do you think of her new Cosplays?
No. 276286
>>276247HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. I bet she doesnt know shit about dangan ronpa and someone suggested touko as a joke.
for those of you dont know the character in the seifuku is a social retard who is a shut in who writes novels all day (another possible reason is her only seeing that the character is supposed to be a genius novel writer) and doesnt shower, smells like shit and even in a latter game her BO is brought up. Like seriously this character other than having a split personality is literally a gross shut in that no one likes and i cant stop laughing.
It's perfect for busu.
No. 277251
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No. 277508
>>277417Eh, I don't think it matters, though.
Plenty of cosplayers hungry for fame and attention sometimes cosplay as popular characters they don't seem to know anything about. But if they're really fans, it's shitty to accuse them of otherwise.
No. 277577
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This is so bad. I didn't even bother playing the video
No. 277636
>>277251Whos more attractive?
Mira vs Himezawa?
Go!
No. 277639
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>>277636Now that's a toughie.
No. 277754
>>277692Yeah that's true. Both can't be helped by photoshop.
But if it comes to poplarity mira would always win.
No. 277840
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>>277829Mira needs a hell of a lot more than just braces. Her teeth are bad, but her severe overbite is more due to her chin being a mile behind the rest of her face. She needs jaw surgery, don't know if anything can even help her sloth-like eyes though.
Himezawa needs a nose job, beyond that if she'd stop with the bad hime hair cut and, god forbid, put on a little weight, she'd probably look a lot better.
No. 277841
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>>277840Though, I do think Mira has a better body than Himezawa. She's a bit out of shape, but it's better than Busu's weird bird body. Mira looks kind of dirty all the time though.
No. 277845
>>277508the joke was that busuzawa cosplayed a character who's filthy, smells bad and no one likes probably only because she's on this 'i'm a writer' train (I'm amazed she didnt do a pose holding her own book).
Also
> But if they're really fans, it's shitty to accuse them of otherwise.Welcome to lolcow? Legit have you never been to the kooter, JNig or like Half of the threads on this site?
No. 277902
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She seems to be very malnourished
No. 277903
File: 1465326202797.jpg (28.73 KB, 750x150, image.jpg)
No stamina?
No. 277904
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She needs make up like its oxygen damn
No. 277908
>>277904I sometimes do similar (but definitely not as shitty looking) makeup to hers, it's ny basic everyday makeup and takes me like 10minutes at max 20 if I'm not in a rush.
And tbh, for what does she need the makeup? It's not like she has photoshootings, tv shows and so on everyday but only like once in two weeks at max lol
No. 278508
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I trieded
No. 278519
>>278361yes. and you dont put you face in. you take a shower before and then you go sit in some hot water.
i didnt sweat my face off when i went in?
im sorry im not the supreme gaijin of nip knowledge like you guys
No. 280455
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No. 280473
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>>280455Jesus christ can women stop doing full eye makeup when cosplaying men? (It looks like she is cosplaying Lev from Haikyuu, pic related)
No. 280500
>>280473>>280455I get doing eyeliner for a more "anime" like eye shape, but the mascara and everything is laughable.
She almost looks better here though? Not sure if it's the hair or angle. She looks dumb, but her facial proportions don't look as awful as they usually do. Even though her forehead goes on forever and is weirdly bulbous…