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No. 4846[Reply]

Found this barrel of lulz on Youtube, if you mock him about his family, hairloss or defend Propecia, he'll make a long video getting asshurt.

He claims to have had anal sex with his dog and children

He made a 10 minute video losing his shit after I sent him six tweets on twitter defending propecia.


He posts several videos daily so he will makes vids tomorrow being asshurt


You can message him here:

https://www.twitter.com/nickshellwrites
https://www.youtube.com/user/nickshell1983?

No. 4847

This thread is terrible.

If he has said or done something lulzworthy, then post some fucking screencaps.

No. 4848

Proof

No. 4849

>>4846

Anon please don't be a lazy bum. Post screencaps of his tweets and webm clips of YT videos, otherwise you are simply asking us farmers to generate YT views for monetization and to prop his e-fame.

Never mess with farmers because they have pitchforks. Never mess with the patience of our Mod-sama. Never use the farm for your own personal monitization and e-fame.



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No. 4814[Reply]

I love my boyfriend but really want to have sex with other guys. I am only quite young (21) and I am feeling what I can only describe as a biological imperative to have sex, I've always been normal in terms of sexual arousal but for the past year I've just been off the charts.

I am trying to make sense of this whole dilemma because I honestly do hold so much love for my boyfriend and I am painfully aware that endinf a 7 year relationship just for the sake of a few casual flings is very likely a horrible idea. But I don't get why biological or very inherent feelings like an automatic dedication to your immediate family can be considered valuable and acceptably romanticized but the desire to have sex which is equally as automatic or pre-programmed is disparaged.

Ultimately I have a decision to make and I've made the decision so many times, when my thoughts are my own so I have always chosen him. I am constantly choosing him and putting my foot down and saying to myself enough is enough. But then next thing I know I see someone attractive and it all unravels in an instant and I'm just so fixated on sex.

Will this ever pass?
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No. 4823

Why do robots always need to start a new thread instead of just finding a relevant one to post their bait into?

No. 4824

>>4822
That's probably it actually, it's just that they always seem a bit uncomfortable in how they talk, and it nearly always links back to one of their memes. As you said here, this is the whole "all women can't help wanting chad" meme.

>>4823
Because they can't be bothered lurking to find the appropriate place, and tend to just get ignored in those threads or get a couple dismissive answers.

There was one here a while back whining about how there's no update button for example.

No. 4825

OMG just cheat on him, this isn't rocket surgery.

No. 4826

>>4825
>another man posting
OP and pals need to fuck off. Shitty bait.

No. 4834

>>4814
In the slim chance this is not bait, why do you suppose that is? Does he legitimately have a low libido and refuse sex? If so you should get him to get his testosteron checked. Additionally, if you truly care for him then you will develop strong enough willpower to make it through. A truly worthwhile person can do this. As well, keep yourself too busy with being too productive to think of doing such a thing. Anyway… You are likely a baiter in which case please stop. But if you are legitimate then be strong and resist or just leave him. Do not pussyfoot around.



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No. 4835[Reply]

To Jacqueline Nicole Garrett/ Jacqueline Justice/ @Jacjustice/whatever…..
You… This girl, because I don't know your veracity for reading about yourself…. is a full blown borderline 'personalitied' psycho(em)path…. Sorry-bad pun. She says she won't "beg for anything" yet she made a Kickstarter for a pimped out wheelchair she never needed (she's fully ambulatory). She claims to have (but has never been diagnosed with) Ehlers danlos syndrome, Lyme disease, chronic pancreatitis, cystic fibrosis, 30… (Yes 30!) kidney stones a week/month… depending on her level of psychotic and pathological lies in addition to all kinds of things that are total fabrications (I have known her personally and am now a a fully certified nurse). The type of EDS she claims to have would not allow her to be as classically "strong" ie- walking on her hands, doing backbends on swinging sets, "good rough" sex GROOOOOSS and relatively intrusive surgical procedures. She says she doesn't have any type of relationship with her family, yet she was in her father's wedding, her mother cooks her gluten-free food (that she claims to not need because she has "deleted her celiac gene"), sisterS that would drop everything out of love for her, and "friends" who have given money, gifts, and everything out of their heart to try to help this mess of a human.
I can't even count the amount of sugar daddies she's had/has… Especially the "Jew one" (her words) to get her "stem cell" treatments in Jamaica-that are total bullshit. Removing your own stem cells, sticking the refrigerator, and shoving them back into your body will not do anything. If you have been in med school for a half a year you would do that. My best friend has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and I know it's a very intimate details of how bad it can be, from the benign hypermobile type to a very intrusive vascular type that she likes to claim to have (or variations thereof). Cluster headaches? Is she hears someone has them she does too. Tumors? She has them! You have a girlfriend you're finally happy with? She was gay for a while! It's almost like that character on Saturday Night Live. Hearing her claim she has anything but a mental disorder and an eating disorder makes me sick to my stomach. I have seen what illness she claims to have, I have seen the papers she posts and deletes that say she doesn't have it, and it is an injustice to those who do have it. I know she has serious mental issues, bPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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No. 4841

Now crazy bitches are manure threads? Man, this site has changed. I thought it was nuts.

No. 4842

>>4835
>thread subject allegedly has a personality disorder
>OP writes florid nonsense that seems indicate they are 'not quite right'

No. 4843

>>4837
what's the connection to Kadee?

No. 4844

Reading her IG. Not spoiled as far as I can see. Don't see what all the bitching is about because this may be my new favourite cow!

No. 4845

>>4844
reasons why? caps? or are you just the OP white-knighting for yourself.

I smell manure.



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No. 4850[Reply]

In light of discovering her on here with her lies, why not have a discussion of her?

How can someone have a dead child, when she is alive? Kind of bad when your child has to put "not dead" on her Instagram because her mother abandoned her to get sympathy on social media.
Did you know she also apparently was dead? And her spirit is apparently still here to tell the tale!
She is known to photoshop things about people to make them look like shit, when she is the one who says them.
She has every mental and physical issue under the sun, yet does things constantly that people would not be able to so under the same circumstances.
She ran a tumblr to call out people with eating disorders and posting about them yet actively posts about her own, her self harm images, and her self harm videos.
Shall we go on?
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No. 4857

How old is her kid? The saving.delphicity account states she's only twenty-three herself.

No. 4858

I follow her account along with other accounts I especially miss roar.tigers.roar not sure wat happened to that account and the blonde girl with the nappy hair that hangs out with my pretty surface

No. 4859

This reeks of self post.

No. 4860

>>4859
Exactly what I was thinking.

No. 4861

Also this smells like the same sort of behaviour as that girl in the old ana threads who wasted NHS time & had six zillion alters.
http://delphicity.tumblr.com/post/127096658941/is-it-true-your-child-had-a-child
What next, Satanists ate my baby?



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No. 4799[Reply]

>be me
>good university
>work part time
>church every week
>dont smoke/drink
>not a degenerate like most people my age
>red pilled
>vote conservative
>never had a girl friend in my life
>always see girls going for shitskins/niggers
>example: meet qt non-degenerate white blonde girl first semester
>these sub humans arabs give her drugs at a party
>all of a sudden she skips class and just uses me for notes
>apparently she's a whore now too

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No. 4800

tbh you sound like an ass but maybe you should lower your standards

No. 4801

Just crush your biological imperative and cut your balls off ;)

No. 4802

>>4799
>always see girls going for shitskins
Keep crying, ese.

No. 4803

"Guy here" fuck off attention whore

No. 4804

Jesus all those buzz words, literally /pol/ the character



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No. 4805[Reply]

Hey…
…what if I…
…made a combat game that is girls-only?
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No. 4808

I think that would be hard to prove that your a girl online tho?

No. 4809

this >>4808
How would you vet players? If it requires submitting ID, don't expect more than a handful of feminists to play it. Why not just make something with game devices oriented towards women?

No. 4810

>>4808
>>4809
I'd threaten an enforceable system for attention from the outcry and then disappoint by making it an honour system.
All for that precious attention.

No. 4811

>>4805
>>4807
that is positive discrimination
are you an angry sjw feminist trying to piss people off?

No. 4813

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>>4812
confirmed b8



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No. 4786[Reply]

I'm a guy that just spent a good amount of time for this place which he could only remember as "female 4chan".

I need girls that can decipher another girl's behaviour

>be me at a friends house

>guys night (5 of us)
>a friend brings his best girl friend
>marriage/10 material
>really outgoing and contrasting my introverted personality
>just talk a bit that day

And this is the start of a fucking confusion fest for me

>go out at a bar, same people

>she comes late
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No. 4794

>>4792

she likes you, girls aren't that "nice" to guys they aren't interested in. She's giving you all the signs but she wants yout to make the first move.

No. 4795

Anything else before I go to bed?
How do I let her 100% know that I have a thing for her without it being too out there?
What would you do in my position?

No. 4796

>>4795
sorry friend, I'm a KHV so I don't even know what I'd like a guy to say to me while asking me out. good luck though!

No. 4797

>>4786
she 100% wants to fug. if you don't reciprocate she will think you're not into her. you are probably going to get banned for posting on the girl talk board btw, this belongs in /b/

No. 4798

>>4786
>I think I love this girl.
You dumb autist.
You are up and ready to get hurt massively if you get so attached so fast.



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No. 4661[Reply]

Francesca Prout (aka Chessy Prout aka Francesca Prusaczyk Prout) was an attention whore at St. Paul's School who tried to slime an innocent bro with a fake-rape charge in 2014-2015. The basics on the attention whore are here:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chessy_Prout_liar

Then in 2016, because the experience was so truamatic that she NEVER wanted to remember it again, Chessy Prout…went on to shove her face into a camera and fake blubbered about her "ordeal" on national fucking television.

The media limpdicks failed to expose the many lies in Chessy Prout's bullshit story. But anyone who has read the court testimony knows that this attention whore is a lying psycho… just like Jackie Coakley and Emma Sulkowicz

It didn't take defense lawyers too much digging to figure out that Francesca Prout was a duplicitous slut, making up lies to cover up fucking around with a guy that her equally slutty sister, Luisa "Lucy" Prout, had banged a few times.

The Truth…
1) Chessy "Vajscaped" Her Pubes before going on the date she lated called "raep". From the trial:

"[Chessy Prout] had groomed her genital area and told a close friend that she planned to let Labrie penetrate her digitally, if he wanted, and perform oral sex on him."

2) She HELPED her "attacker" strip off her clothes. From the trial:
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No. 4669

>>4668 OMG OMG OMG!!1 MISDEMEANORS R SUCH SRS FUCKING BIZNESS!!1

No. 4670


No. 4673

>>4669
Apparently, read is not a strong point of yours:

"one felony for using a computer to "seduce, solicit, lure or entice a child under the age of 16."

And yes, in that state, anyone under the age of 16 is considered a child. Deal with it.

No. 4678

>>4670


Go back to whacking your pud on your "red pill" reddit..

No. 4679

>>4673 die in a fire cunt(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)



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No. 516[Reply]

Continuing from >>>/snow/43108

>UK cosplayer, who sells herself as a "professional"

>Trying to write her own comic series, with characters ripped-off from other series
>Known to copy and even steal other artists characters and gives no credit
>Thinks she's god's gift when it comes to art and will insult anyone who says otherwise
>Posting Facebook statuses every half hour, mostly of weird shit
>Talks about how everyone, including her own family, is against her, meanwhile spewing vitriol about everyone under the sun
>Banned from a fair few cons because of her behaviour towards other people

Has she quit yet?
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No. 4548

I feel bad for you that u think id post nudes online

I'm abit like Jessica nigri….
If your looking for naked shots you're a sad lonely individual

But you will find everything from booty shots, kitty outfits and everything in-between

Tho why would you care either way?
You've already decided I'm a virgin whore

Lmao

No. 4658

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>pretending to have any tits for cleavage

No. 4659

>>4658

inb4 you try to say its shopped
or that they're implants XD

No. 4660

What is it about me that fascinates you just SO MUCH

is it jealousy? because if its not the comments like some of tose listed above really are'nt convincing me anymore

you think im unattractive but i really doubt you look any betetr
im 24, yet my figure is bang on perfect 100 pounds, and a 26" waist. i cant rock almost anything i wear and i certinly know to wear.

is it my hair. that its long and thick. that it allways comes out silky whenever i was it. are you you jealous you have string hair thats practicly falling out at the ends because you dye it that yucky green pastel combination so much?

is it my ambition? are you mad that despite no0 matter ho9w many rude comments all i go from is strenght to strenght. my cosplays will surely start out bad. but im capable of learning from them each time. to improve on each tiny detail of aspect on them

is it my drawing skills, because if though you aregue i cant produce any real taslent. those whove been around me have seen that i can spit out my backside drawings in myspare time at a cofee table something that you could never produce?

is it my personality? that im bold and fierless. that nobody talks down to me and gets away with it. that i say and do exactly what i want to regardless of (sometimes terrable) consiquences.

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No. 4671

>>4660
I'll tell you why I'm jealous, Sindy.
It's the disgusting heroin-addict mess on the carpet, the piles of dirty shit everywhere, and the crackbaby face.



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No. 4338[Reply]

Maleanon here.
I just wanted to ask if there are certain characteristics in men that women generally like or wether taste truly varies from individual to individual. So, is it true that women generally like extroverted men, or are there truly many women who like introverts too? My experience tells me that there are characteristics which women generally seek, but I'd like to hear your opinions.

I am asking because I am fairly ok-looking, but women are generally way less attracted to me than to worse looking guys, who are more outgoing. It might be that I just have a shitty personality, but I don't think I'm that much worse. If requested, I'll post a pic of me, but the main part of my question is the first paragraph.("Maleanon here")
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No. 4411

>>4409
Good one.

No. 4415

>>4409

no one likes a darkie

No. 4420

>>4338
That is some gay looking hair.

No. 4533

>>4342
I would either make you my boyfriend or dress you up as a girl.

No. 4657

>>4409
Black guys are a dime a dozen statistically and thus not a particularly attractive colour. It's like asking if you'd prefer a husky to a mongrel. Also blacks tend to have higher rates of cancer, sickle cell anaemia, mental illness and diabetes. Not sure I want my kids to not only look nothing like me but also be burdened with all those health issues.

If I was gonna racemix I'd go for a confucius culture with robust genes like an asian. Blacks bring little to the table other than a poor work ethic and time consuming hair.

At least the asian's dad might stick around.



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