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No. 494058
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thank you for the new thread nonna, still can't believe how fast the first one filled up kek
No. 494063
>>494055Love the OP pic, gj
tbh you guys are making me seethe that I didn't get Oasis tickets and now they're like 300-400 for a terrible seat
No. 494074
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>>494017Kek he keeps using that word so I looked it up and this was the first result
bringing my post from the last thread because I'm retarded and didn't realize there was a new one No. 494077
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Mclennon fags this one’s for you
No. 494082
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>>494077Bless that artist
No. 494087
>>494077>>494082Why are you spoilering these, they aren't NSFW kek
>>494081There's like fifteen different ways to spell the fucking word, but I choose to believe Liam is retarded ♥
No. 494091
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>>494087It just feels porny when they're moving kek and don't wanna shock any innocent passers by
No. 494097
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i love this clip from the band divorce/incest marriage 99' conference, Liam gets out of the car and just idles waiting for Noel to get out so he could follow him. he needs his brother/father/handler. kawiwi.
>>494077 hot
No. 494099
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>>494097the coordinated outfits really gets me
No. 494107
>>494090>>494092We've been posting uncensored art of two different little brothers getting tongued by their older bros, I think the front page will survive.
>>494095I Saw Shaynus's Vag On Lolcor's Front Page And All I Got Was This Lousy Thread>>494091Okay, that's fair anon kek. I've spoilered for less, I won't judge.
No. 494110
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>>494105
Your phrasing reminded me of a mclennon meme
For context
>"What happened," John explained, "is that Eppy just kept on and on at me. Until one night I finally just pulled me trousers down and said to him: 'Oh, for Christ's sake, Brian, just stick it up me fucking arse then.'
>"And he said to me, 'Actually, John, I don't do that kind of thing. That's not what I like to do.'
>"'Well,' I said, 'what is it you want to do, then?'
>"And he said, 'I'd really just like to touch you, John.'
>"And so I let him toss me off."
>And that was that. End of story.
>"That's all, John?" I said. "Well, so what? What's the big fucking deal, then?"
>"Yeah, so fucking what! The poor bastard. He's having a fucking hard enough time anyway." This was in reference to the "butch" dockers who, on several recent occasions, had rewarded Brian's advances by beating him to a bloody pulp.
>"So what harm did it do, then, Pete, for fuck's sake?" John asked rhetorically. "No harm at all. The poor fucking bastard, he can't help the way he is."
>"No need to get so worked up," I said. "You know I don't give a shit. What's a fucking wank between friends anyway?"
No. 494112
>>494055my mcfaglon edit made it into the op yessss i love you nonna
>>494077>>494082so so cute i love them they stroke my little fujosoul. i like to imagine they fucked while high on various hallucinogens which manifested in bitter resentment for the following weeks as they both tried to deny to themselves that it ever happened
and that they liked it No. 494114
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>>494110And while John was off on this romantic holiday with Brian getting handjobs, Paul was in Tenerife with the others seething and nearly drowning
No. 494117
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>>494113the nonies yearn for moid abuse by brother proxy
No. 494118
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>>494114John kept trying to tell people about it but nobody would believe him
>John told me he had had a one-night stand with Brian, on a holiday with him in Spain, when Brian had invited him out, a few days after the birth of Julian in 1963, leaving Cyn alone. I mentioned this brief holiday in the book, but not what John had alleged had taken place. Partly, I didn't really believe it, though John was daft enough to try almost anything once. John was certainly not homosexual, and this boast, or lie, would have given the wrong impression. It was also not fair on Cynthia, his then wife.
>John himself said he finally allowed Brian to make love to him “to get it out of the way.” Those who knew John well, who had known him for years, don’t believe it for a moment. John was aggressively heterosexual and had never given a hint that he was anything but. No. 494119
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>>494118And that photo is from a legit RPF movie called the Hours and Times about their holiday where they make out in the bath
No. 494122
>>494110Sorry for deletion
nonnie, I'm a mobilefag and hit post too early.
Anyways, am I an autist falling for the funniest most elaborate fujomemes, or have these guys been openly talking about jerking each other off and it never made it into public awareness about the Beatles?
No. 494125
>>494120For too long we have been oppressed by the fujosperg who chimps out if anyone mentions two moids kissing. Our time is NOW
>>494117It's true, I'm a manbeater at heart.
No. 494126
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>>494115I always knew I was yearning I just didn't feel comfortable posting on here because anons hate 2D and are merciless on moids they find ugly (which is all of them)
>>494116Some of the best authors on ao3 are
>Merseydreams >Paisana>Milaway>Tikk>Moeexyz>Skua>Obstinatrix >downtothelastdrop>thinkpink20>>494122John possibly having sex with their manager is pretty well known by fans but not quite confirmed enough to be accepted as canon. He told some people he did and some people he didn't, and you know male fans are gonna just decide he didn't. Beatles authors are also really retarded and do the craziest mental gymnastics to pretend John was straight. This is from the author who published Yoko telling him that John wanted to have an affair with Paul
>“No, he wasn’t sexually attracted to Paul. Paul was very very pretty, but he actually wasn’t someone who made gay men fancy him. John was much more likely to make a gay man like Brian Epstein because John seemed so straight, there was nothing sort of girly about John at all. But John wanted to be, in his mind, a real artist, that is someone who painted and did sculpture. And he thought that a real artist or he called it a bohemian, should be open to all experiences. He should perhaps have a homosexual experience. Who was around? Paul was around. They used to share beds you know, in these cheap hotels when they would go around with the Beatles. There was never any question of Paul ever reciprocating such a thing, it was merely a thought that according to Yoko had flitted across John’s mind. Now John could use sexuality, I mean he did somewhat play on the fact that Brian Epstein, the Beatles manager, was in love with him you know, but it was just a game really with John.” No. 494130
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sped zoomer liam would be a cow would noel WK him or egg it on so liam has no choice but to run crying to him?
No. 494138
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>>494135maybe not in spirit but pre oasis he was unemployed (mostly) and not going to school + living at home with mom kek. To play devils advocate, the latter half of oasis till now Liam repeatedly says he hates partying and likes to be in bed by 9pm. Now especially hes made comments about only hanging out with his family and just staying in, doing hippie shit like running. so. maybe he is a neet.
No. 494139
>>494130I also think he would be a major cow but not a NEET
>would noel WK or egg him onNoel would hold a pillow over his face for too long and make it worse.
>>494137Youtuber
No. 494151
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>>494091this artstyle is so freaking good
No. 494152
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>>494151someone get one of these to liam
No. 494183
>>494154I apologize
>>494092Nah post those boys and awaken some more fujos to recruit them to our party
No. 494190
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No. 494195
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>boops brother on the head
>runs away
>does not elaborate
this shit is so kawiwi i cant.
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nincompoop
No. 494202
>>494104source now. im losing it. the abuse cycle. noel being mean and smacking liam around before rough sex then the next morning ironing his clothes and picking out his outfits and making him some breakfast (which is always some bland boring thing because liam is autistic)
>>494200fingersucker
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>>494202i thought i hallucinated this at first but nope theyre that crazy (1/2)
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>>494208>>494202and to top it all off (2/2)
No. 494210
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>>494209i had to look up what sooty and sweep are kek how cute
No. 494211
>>494208he probably did want noel to wipe his ass tbh
>>494209there’s something intensely intimate on the level of tongue kissing (perhaps even more so because the both of them decided to share that with a huge audience) how noel fixes up liam’s sloppiness, from adjusting his accessories to dusting off his shirt (like in that one quote) or apparently ironing his clothes, that’s something a lover will do to their partner (usually the woman trying to make her lazy loser boyfriend presentable) it’s adorable… buncha freaks
No. 494214
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I don't go here but I love how this is basically the Britbong RPF thread. As someone who despises RPF in hockey fandom, I support Beatles-Oasis-Blur RPF supremacy on Lolcor.
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So nobody ships Starrison? Really? I’m the only one who likes George and Ringo? I skimmed through the whole thread and saw no starrison posts..
No. 494221
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Spent the past couple days digging through a handful of those old livejournals and tumblr blogs to find my old favorite McLennons. Its been oddly nostalgic in a very sweet way. Think this pic has been my favorite find so far though.
No. 494224
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>>494214Mmmm, even bandom was getting posted more than Blur, the blurfags were only posting to complain that blur wasn't getting posted enough kek
>>494220See this post
>>>/m/493572 and do the work yourself.
No. 494227
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For the green day anon from the last thread! I still haven't found the ship art, but I know it's somewhere…
>>494225He really was the hottest until he walled, it's such a shame.
watch out, one anon has a vendetta and might explode kekkkk>>494226I'm hearing what you're saying and I'm sending fujo energies out into the world, hopefully some of our beloved chinese or korean artists receive the message.
No. 494231
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>>494227vendetta anon here
KEEP THAT TWINK AWAY FROM MY TOXIC ABUSIVE INCEST!!!!(infighting) No. 494236
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>>494225Damon was definitely the hottest although not my fav.
I didn't see if anyone has posted these pics of him and Liam playing football yet?
No. 494240
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Ah, Damon, you lucky Pierre…
>>494236I don't think so! You should post any photos you have of them, I would like to see them.
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>>494240I'm not even in either fandom but it's still been stuck in my brain for ages
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>>494243Sorry to the Damon hater btw
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>>494126Thank you for the list of authors, nonna. Hope to check them all out soon, maybe I'll even recognize a few fics from the lot
No. 494247
>>494245>>494244These are SO CUTE what is WRONG with this man. I feel like I'm going to implode.
I saw a gif of Liam messing with Damon at the same event but I can't find it now, will try to relocate it
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>>494220I’m just incapable of picturing Ringo in any sort of romantic or sexual scenario tbh. Really, I see all the other Beatles as good friends except John and Paul because of how intriguing (and hot kek) their dynamics are, and how absolutely insane and endless their lore is
>>494126Don’t forget livejournal anon! Most of the authors from the old Mclennon communities didn’t transfer their fics onto ao3. There are some really good ones there. I recommend hb_princess - especially her fics “Admit it” and “Shakespeare and roses”. I’m slightly ashamed to say the number of times I’ve read them, the angst and the smut is just divine
No. 494255
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>>494225Why is he like this. I know the pictures being not so high definition probably helped, but christ. Not to burgerfag, but he's like a british Gerard Way to me.
No. 494256
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>>494255And have this, too, I thought it was cute.
No. 494257
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Thoughts on Tom Chaplin and Tim Rice-Oxley from Keane? Just checked and they have a total of 7 fics at ao3, I wonder if they have cute fanart like the Gallaghers but idk where to look for. I went to a concert last year and the way Tim looks at Tom when singing Hamburg Song made me scream.
Also gotta bless these threads I never thought I would actually end up shipping the brothers, I've never been that much interested in rpf or incest shit and here I am checking constantly for more oasis content
No. 494258
>>494257I've never heard of them, but they look cute! Did they play grabass on stage?
You can try digging through the profiles of the fic authors on ao3. Sometimes they link to their tumblr or twitter, or their ao3 handles are shared with other accounts. They typically interact with fandoms off ao3, so you can find the fandom tags through these alternate accounts. Don't forget to check the users leaving comments as well.
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>>494245>>494243And yet this is what he says!
liam is so funny kek No. 494263
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>>494260Well Noel's been brainwashing that kid inside and out his entire life how can any other man find a foothold… unironically explains why he doesn't seem to give a shit about his wives and kids kek the cycle. he's broken.
No. 494264
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Anons ITT how do you feel about RPF mpreg, incest or otherwise? Personally I think Paul could have been a good stepfather to Julian.(spoiler)
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No. 494268
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>>494261This song is just… alot. what intrigues me is Liam drawing parallels to cain and abel (dark) while the content of the song is pretty optimistic. The narrative theme is centered around a biblical story about le big brother murdering le little brother
which i find very chic of him to write about as he grew up catholic and went to catholic school kek – but the song is hopeful and has a happy ending. The dichotomy of it is very interesting, I wish he wrote more like this during oasis. Too bad noel wouldve broken his legs + bullied him for trying to write kek
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>>494268Imagine all the brotherfucking noelthirsting songs he would have put out if noel had let him write. Maybe it's a good thing he kept him down, kept Liam from shouting about their relationship from the rooftops
only Noel is allowed to do that apparently No. 494271
>>494260he's such a brat
>>494261noel leading him on as usual and i be he claimed it was about his wife/gf too
>>494264absolutely fucking not… stawp
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No. 494273
>>494264Nooo I can tolerate it with fictional characters but it gets too body horror with RPF.
Paul could've adopted Julian if only Cynthia accepted his proposal…
No. 494274
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>>494270liam insisting wonderwall is about him makes le meme song serious fujo shit now.
>youre gonna be the one that saves me>there are many things that i would like to say to you but i dont know howthe "youre my wonderwall" bit makes sense to me, because the dad said they called their childhood bedroom wall that because they drew on it and put alot of shit up. Liam being Noels muse, the wall with all their interests on it, it makes sense. or maybe im schizo fujo right now idk
No. 494276
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>>494273ngl i don't even like fanfic, no hate to anons here it just gets a little too weird for me when it's not fanart or silly theorizing like itt
>>494274i think it was noel who said "i don't fucking know what any of those lyrics mean" but i like your tinfoils
No. 494280
>>494258thanks nona! I checked again and turns out 6 of the 7 fics are from the same author lol, but she had her socials so now i have a lead!
They are pretty tame actually so there's no assgrabbing afaik but they have a childhood friends backstory. Now that I remember the Gallaghers used to hate on and make fun of Keane (even when Tom, the singer, was battling his drug addiction) but they didn't seem to care and only responded nicely
pasting Hamburg Song because Tim wrote that for Tom and I honestly thought it was a love song the first time I heard it
No. 494288
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>>494274Right? I swear I had the same experience and now it's no longer a meme but a very serious song to me, my fujo glasses are ON and locked.
>There are many things that I would like to say to you>But I don't know howThis is so very Noel, remember the interview from his ex where he says that he's emotionally repressed and had trouble even telling her he loved her. So if this is about Liam, then it's tragic and sad. He just wants to express his affection to his spastic little brother but because of trauma he doesn't know how to, so he fights with him constantly and beats him instead. From this clip
>>494277 you can see how fucking exhausting it must have been being around these two and Noel even says they have arguments like these "Hourly". He obviously loves Liam so much but he can only channel it through music (which he gaslights Liam about later), acts of service, violence, and random compulsive acts of possessiveness like grabbing him like he's holding on for dear life or making out with him out of nowhere (Noel walking towards Liam like a fucking SOLDIER in that loch lomond pic and "he stook it on me when I wasn't looking"). Then there's the moments where they or the press say "they're really close right now" and I just wanna know what that looked like so bad.
No. 494290
>>494280Yay, happy to have helped!
It doesn't seem like there are fanartists from the cursory glance I took, but the author blogs about them a fair bit. Hope you fun, post any findings!
I like Hamburg Song! It's slower than I usually listen to, but pretty! I say it's a love song, it warrants fujoing out.
No. 494297
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Anons what do you think’s going on underneath the table? Look at Paul giggling and squirming forwards and nudging John with his elbow, and John’s smug ass face…. his hands were definitely doing something
No. 494298
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>>494297tickling his balls
No. 494322
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My favorite activity is coming onto this thread and seeing that someone else has become a gcest truther. Similarly I am now a mclennon truther and I can't believe it's not widely known that John Lennon had inappropriate (male) relations with their manager
No. 494328
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Also, speaking of Tomokazu Sugita, I love this photo of him and I've been waiting for an excuse to post him (though here he is with Hideo Kojima)
No. 494329
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>>494325Voice actors, but they also have a youtube channel named Tokyo Encounter in which they invite other voice actors and play video games together, for example they started playing Sonic Adventure 2 with some girl who wouldn't stop saying Shadow is her husbando since childhood. And Nakamura is also the narrator for Nintendo Direct trailers so a lot of Japanese people joke that he has amnesia and never remember recording sessions because he always pretends he's learning about new releases at the same time as everyone else.
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>>494222ringo was cute for a moment in time, just look at how twinkish he is here. everyday i thank god for the beatles beach episode
No. 494333
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>>494328>waiting for an excuseThis is why the thread isn't gonna make it once the gallagher spergs wander off. We are unapologetic autists together, or we die together.
No. 494334
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>>494333i was contributing a ton and already lost interest due to some weird gcesters acting gatekeepy over rpf of all things, so i'll be taking my cute pics and videos elsewhere
you beatlesnonas are cool though hope you have fun
No. 494335
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>>494323Are you kidding me nona? Take life by the balls and post your decrepit and ugly seiyuu without an ounce of shame. Look at this absolute raisin, I would still do a hot sex on him while he angrily cries to me about his brother
No. 494336
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>>494333>>494334It's okay I can take up her gcest posting duties
No. 494337
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>>494334This is an anonymous imageboard, ma'am.
>>494335God bless us, every one.
No. 494339
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>>494336Fuck yeah, anon. Here, I'll help you out a bit.
>>494337this is hardy_a9 on twitter btw, sorry my file isn't saving the name properly No. 494340
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>>494335What did he mean by this
No. 494342
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>>494339cuuuuute I go to bed imagining if they ever shared the same bed
No. 494346
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No John/Paul mania is complete without pictures of them as teddy boys in leather from the early days
No. 494347
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>>494346The reverential way Paul is looking at John… such a schoolboy hero worship crush
No. 494348
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>>494334hypothetically there should be a thread for rpf everything else. but i don’t wanna be the one to make it in case it flops miserably . or alternatively everybody else just POST LOUDER
No. 494351
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>>494347Remember when the bisexual beat poet Royston Ellis (who even tried to take credit for the inspiration behind the Beatles name, which is hilariously false) paid them a visit in Hamburg and got to discussing gay sex with them and said every 1 out of 4 guys are bisexual, and Paul immediately thought in a panic something along the lines of“shit what if that’s me”? Lmao… how interesting
(John later had a kinky threesome with Royston and his girlfriend by the way. Because of course he did. It even inspired the Beatles song Polythene Pam)
No. 494355
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>>494348Where have you been, it's been me holding the line against the british invasion
>POST LOUDERI'M TRYING!!!
realistically, we don't want to split the thread because oasisfags are the reason it's moving fast at all. Nobody else is posting frequently enough to keep a second thread going No. 494360
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>>494348>hypothetically there should be a thread for rpf everything else. but i don’t wanna be the one to make it in case it flops miserablywe've been over this already why do you want to kill the thread so bad, the gcestfags will chill down eventually and it would just make both threads slower in this already slow-ass board. Fujos split danmei from the fujo thread which was idiotic and it harmed the thread and straight up killed danmei discussion. Plus it's not even true mclennonfags have been posting maybe 1/3 of what gcestfags have and now I'm deeply invested in their lore and doing my down deepdive into homo john lennon. Their only difference is that they're not scared to get autistic and post huge paragraphs describing and psychoanalysizing their history, that's all you have to do for your homos I promise.
Remember the golden rule of good storytelling is who are these people and why should I care?
>thread tax totally not!Paul McCartney in the bath No. 494364
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>>494346Paul is so squishy he looks like the Pillsbury dough boy
No. 494365
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>>494363This is how i find out she actually
did draw beatles fanart and it's a fake band called the macaronis?
No. 494375
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>>494365I love that you can recognise the interviews/scenes that she draws kek
No. 494379
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Erm….liam is learning zoomer slang on twatter…
No. 494381
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They’re driving me insane…
No. 494382
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>>494379I think the hammer to the head has made him eternally 14
No. 494383
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>>494360Nta but I could kiss you
>>494365Oh, that's super fun!
No. 494388
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>>494383Mcrsis I will admit I had a crush on Gerard when I was 12. how do you feel about him looking like he's about to troon out any day now?
No. 494389
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Does anyone else remember the burst of selfcest in bandom when Danger Days was released?
No. 494395
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>>494392Danger Days was iconic, I still remember it I think that's when I started using tumblr and there was just fanart everywhere. I feel sick he looks like a transbian now
No. 494399
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>>494388Honestly, I had a very brief period of mourning, but then I reminded myself all moids are a disappointment and got over it. Plus, hadn't he already come out as nonbinary/genderfluid during his hesitant alien era?
Gerard's like any other man led around by his dick, he just tries to pretend he's above it all.
Picrel to see my point
>erm… I groped my bandmates and licked my brother's nipples for ART and POLITICSThe backlash this inflicted on rpf shippers at the time was annoying. It's incredible to see him trying to NLOG being in a rock band. Noel and Liam being freaks aside, a lot of dudes kiss and hump each other on stage, I promise you Bruce Springsteen wasn't kissing Clarence Clemons to own the conservatives.
https://x.com/gerardway/status/348534038497206272 No. 494402
>>494399Typical moid spitting all over the fujos who carried his ugly ass to fame ungrateful bastard
this is why nobody should feel bad about doing RPF they're bringing it on themselves and then they act like they're sooo above it
No. 494403
>>494392NTA but ughhh I know… the only "costume" that looked good from this time is when he dressed up like a knight. And even then his hair is so dry and brittle looking.
Do you want some fanart of Gerard in dresses? They make him look hot, at least.
>>494395Did you ever follow tennyboo/askpoison? I remember me and my friend going through the blog and having so much fun kek. I can't believe her last post on that blog was 12 years ago…
No. 494409
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>>494399>Plus, hadn't he already come out as nonbinary/genderfluid during his hesitant alien era? Not quite, but he revealed in his Reddit AMA around 2015 iirc that he was talking about gender issues with his therapist, and how he always felt more connected to women and his feminine side. Just another feminine bisexual dude who fell into the tranny cult basically, it didn't really surprise me, considering how he much he loved talking about wearing dresses and sucking dick during MCR. It does surprise me he that hasn't fully trooned out yet, but I guess there's always time for that kek. Doesn't he go by he/they or some shit now too?
I agree it's annoying when they try to make it seem more that it really was. It'd genuinely be more admirable if he just came out and admitted he only did all those countless gay theatrics with Frank because he enjoyed it and they turned him on. Everyone already knows he's a massive exhibitionist, don't be such a coward about it Gee
No. 494411
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>>494402Exactly, anon.
>>494409See, but the "problem" is, he also did them with his brother. (See
>>>/m/492955 as well.) I 100% agree with you, it would be more admirable if he says he did those things with Frank because he wanted to, but I wonder if he's worried about also doing those things with Mikey?
But it's not like it matters because nobody cares! The Gallaghers are two steps away from admitting they gargle each others balls on the weekend, and nobody says shit. He really is just a coward kekk.
No. 494414
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Representing rpf from my home state
No. 494420
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>>494411Just my opinion, but I feel like there's a lot you can get away with just from simply being in a rock band, and whatever questionable things you act out with your bandmates are chalked down to just living a stereotypical hedonistic rockstar lifestyle. I think that's why people just brush things off like Liam and Noel's tongue kisses and Gerard being a huge slut on stage with everyone as wild stuff done in the heat of the moment. Even when you get siblings involved in the shenanigans, people seem to think they're just trying to be provocative or edgy and don't go any deeper than that. I don't think it's that nobody cares, they're just looking at it from the wrong lenses
I'd love someone to ask Gerard about the gay shit he did with Mikey specifically and watch him try to weasel his way out of it lol. These guys only trap themselves
No. 494435
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>>494422Right? Like hello dude do you remember that there are other people in this band
No. 494448
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>>494439I mentioned earlier that Gerard is trying to NLOG being in a rock band, its because most of them kiss and grab their fellow band members on stage. Keane anon saying the band doesn't do that is technically an outlier. Queens of the Stone Age anon talked about how her guys will kiss on stage every concert, Bruce Springsteen would kiss and get carried around by his saxophonist, Axl Rose would hang off of Slash and sometimes put his legs around him, the list goes on.
It's like
>>494420 said
>people seem to think they're just trying to be provocative or edgy and don't go any deeper than thatManson was an edgy fag, so of course HE would say humping his band members was meant to be provocative, but what the hell compelled him to dress up in lingerie and do this photoshoot with the bassist (picrel)?
If anything, I think you see less of it now because everything is getting filmed and ends up on the internet. There are so many lost concerts from the early 2010s and back, they probably did a whole lot more than we know.
No. 494458
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No. 494463
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not sure if this quote has been posted yet but
>When we sang together, Paul and I would share the same microphone. I'd be close enough to kiss him. Back then, I didn't wear me specs onstage - Brian Epstein said they made me look old. So we'd be playing these concerts, in front of thousands of people, but the only thing I could see was Paul's face. He was always there next to me - I could always feel his presence. It's what I remember most about those concerts.
tfw the only thing you have to ground you in a sea of chaos and noise is your best friends delicate little face which is close enough for you to kiss which is a normal descriptor anyone would use to describe nearness. anyway its extremely clear that they were romantically enmeshed in a way that couldn't be written off as close friendship.
pauls own words on how the "songwriting process" was affected after the shift in john and pauls relationship post-yoko
>We lived together when we played together. We were in the same hotel, up at the same time every morning. Doing this, all day. It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you’re this close all day, something grows. And then when you’re not this close, physically, something goes.
paul maintianed that he didn't have a problem with yoko (and he was with linda at this point anyway) but his dialogue surrounding the whole ordeal comes off like he's hurt and abandoned but trying to play it cool. nobody else talked about it this way. they just made jokes about yoko sitting on the amp.
on yoko's presence during lennon/mccartney songwriting sessions
>It’s a bit embarrassing cause I do think of it. I start examining my emotions with Yoko there […] The only one time we’ve done it, she was great. She really is all right. It’s the thought of her being there, and then you don’t talk to John. So then he doesn’t talk to you.
on yoko's presence during the get back sessions and whether or not yoko's presence is interfering with the band
>See, [John & Yoko] would say that the other way was true. If we do what we’d want to do it might screw it up for them. [Now speaking softly] And they don’t want to be screwed up.
then theres the whole bit with him crying after john hadn't shown up to practice and wouldn't pick up his phone. there's so much stuff revolving around john being infatuated with paul but to see it reciprocated you have to really analyze how paul talks about it, because he was a lot more controlled than john when it came to showing emotion.
sorry for the sperging. i only meant to share the photo and the first quote. love you guys
No. 494464
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RPF from the Kerplunk liner notes
No. 494466
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Cute Paulie fanart
No. 494470
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No. 494476
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>>494463There are so many instances of Paul comparing songwriting to sex, it’s like he’s totally unaware of how that makes him sound sometimes, like this quote for example from his semi-autobiography
>”We nearly always went up to his little music room that he’d had built at the top of the house, Daddy’s room, where we would get away from it all. I like to get away from people to songwrite, I don’t like to do it in front of people. It’s like sex for me, I was never an orgy man. So John and I would sit down and by then it might be one or two o'clock, and by four or five o'clock we’d be done.”There’s also a description I love from Ivor Davis, who was a reporter who joined the Beatles on their American tour for a while, of finding John and Paul super close together on a hotel bed, playing their guitars with papers strewn everywhere on the floor, completely immersed in each other. John said in his last interview I believe that it’s really how they wrote songs together, right in each others faces and “eyeball to eyeball”. It was their own intimate form of sex essentially lol
No. 494485
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>>494476Just wanna add this hilarious quote
>In the highs and lows of those journeys, however, John and Paul always made time to work on some music. “They wrote every day on the coach, like clockwork,” says Kenny Lynch. At some point John or Paul would catch the other’s eye, then they would get up nonchalantly, work their way to the back of the bus, take out their guitars, and get down to business. “It was always the same routine: one would play, and the other would be writing down lyrics and chord changes.” They were in their own private world back there, absorbed by the instant gratification of the work and adept at blocking out distractions. Every so often Kenny would lean over the seat in front of them and attempt to offer a line or critique the work. “Fuck off! Turn around!” they replied—and they meant it.Literally like accidentally walking in on a couple during intense sex. Kenny you voyeuristic perv (look at them doing their mating dance ritual in the middle of a rooftop, just filthy)
No. 494502
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I still believe Larry Stylinson was a thing during their early 1D days, even if briefly. I miss looking at manips on Tumblr back in 2013 sometimes…
No. 494518
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Today I learned "I know its over" was written right after Marr got married… what the fuck
No. 494524
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Beatles if they were good
No. 494528
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I feel mental whenever i find a new quote they’re making me mental, I couldn’t have cooked up this dynamic if i put every fujo braincell in me to work, and they’re just…doing this? For everyone to see?
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>>494524the beatles if they could fly
No. 494541
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>>494414If you have any deets on Matt and Ben please post! I love things that could mean nothing (and a bunch of their movies)
>>494346I remember the photographer from this shoot saying he threw out a tonne of negatives because they were just John and Paul messing around and being idiots, what a dumb thing to do
No. 494563
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>>494528it's like they were made in a yaoi meth lab
No. 494579
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>>494422i doubt it’s that deep
nonnie i mean it’s not like it means anything more if he does it to someone else .. it’s just to be entertaining and push boundaries and whatnot.. plus everyone has a different perception over what’s ‘normal’ a lot of people hate their sibling a lot of them are best friends so it’s easy for someone to be like ew gross. their comfort level is crazy high apparently but they’ve been open about the fact that they basically share a brain i know they said something like they were basically the same person just extroverted and introverted versions of each other
on a side note i love watching the way they communicate teehee theyre so cutesy
No. 494589
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>>494563>>494528I feel the exact same way like. I thought this
>>494200 was just fanart of Liam being slutty with his finger sucking thing but it's actually real. Even the most degenerate japanese fujo couldn't cook them up in her brain.
No. 494592
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watching eurovision tonight made me wish the UK would ever have sent them to sing for them
No. 494602
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>>494595the fagging out is not a problem as eurovision is faggy as fuck by design (and nobody seems to give a shit about fagging with your brother apparently) but granted the coke might have been a problem, maneskin dude got in trouble just for looking like he was bending down to snort a line kek (picking up a broken glass according to him)
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>>494590oh yeah well…. bababooey
No. 494617
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I like their closeness
No. 494622
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toxic abusive possessive oniichan…i want to crack open his head and take a peak so bad…i wanna know what made him so twisted and deranged…someone should make these two the poster children of why not to hit your kids i have never seen a better psa.
No. 494624
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>>494622Only he’s allowed to emotionally abuse his brother, so kawiwi. I would give anything to be a fly on the wall during their psychosexual brother father / brother son spats
No. 494625
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Spoiler for shirtless
>noel saying this is his favorite picture of liam
What did he mean by this
No. 494627
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i have 2 thoughts about rpf
>its inappropriate to speculate about real people's relationships
>good thing these two brothers really are boning so its not speculation(are you lost? look at the thread you're in)
No. 494640
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>>494627You don't have to post in here if you think you're too good for rpf kek. Just because you want to make incest jokes doesn't mean it's not speculation.
No. 494677
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This thread has rewired my consciousness.
No. 494776
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>>494677Welcome to the club nona
No. 494793
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>>494645It literally doesn't nonna, get up to date with their lore before you post. Nobody gives a shit their relationship is inappropriate as fuck and everyone is literally pretending they do not see it. Their psychosexual problems literally broke up their band which was one of the most famous in the world. This is getting attention from people according to you? Angelia Jolie did it for attention (and got it), the Gallaghers did it because
they got respectively abused and neglected andstarted repeating their parent's toxic relationship with each other in their childhood in order to cope with the abuse and the entire world is lobotomised and goes "haha, classic sibling rivalry, nothing weird to see here!". Don't forget they have a third brother with whom they seem to have a normal relationship with which makes this entire thing even stranger.
No. 494797
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>>494796you are not beating the cringe allegations. "it's all just shitposting" vs "don't post here because you don't know the lore" and then getting weirdly aggro toward that anon. this is the least serious possible thing to take so seriously.
(infighting) No. 494798
>>494797nona I'm going to be real, how are you using imageboards if you're
triggered by something like this? people take the piss out of each other on this website all the time, there is no use taking it personally when an anon calls you a retard autistic retarded etc. (and in this case it was none of these things). Just take a laugh (or ignore it) and move on
No. 494805
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>>494793I've been here since the first thread was made, you need to calm down.
>get up to date with their lore before you post>Nobody gives a shit their relationship is inappropriate as fuck>This is getting attention from people according to you?>uhhhhhh it was meant in a light-hearted way please relax!!Genuinely take a break from this thread if you can't control yourself instead of doubling down. It doesn't make you look cool, you sound like an overinvested sperg.
>>494795It's no biggie, anon. Ignore her and post more fags.
No. 494807
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>>494803There are a lot of newfags in these threads, and some of them think being aggressive and rude is "part of imageboard culture". I was hoping they'd learn to integrate from posting, but there might be too many of them and it's limiting exposure to anons who know how to behave themselves.
Oh, well. The thread has already slowed down as they got bored (or asshurt) and left, so we may as well post through it. Just report the infighting and derailing as you go. Growing pains of a new thread and all.
No. 494808
>>494803How is it shutting down discussion when the anon she was replying to obviously attributes everything to this?>>494645
Replies like that are more baity than anything and don’t allow any form of discussion other than “these men are all attention whores the end”
No. 494810
>>494805To a post asking for nonas to psychoanalyse them, you said
>It gets them attention online. >It gets them attention offline.That's it, case closed. How is one supposed to continue any sort of discussion without telling you that you are wrong, and refuting your points? Genuinely asking.
No. 494814
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every1 stop fighting and just post whatever u want that’s what the internet is for
No. 494818
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>>494808>>494810Okay, I guess I will try to help you because you seem confused and I'm hoping you and your friends will stop shitting up the thread, but knock it off after this.
>On the (slim) off-chance that they aren’t actually fucking, what would be a rational explanation for their behavior? Do psychoanalysis nonas wanna take a crack at it?This is not contributing to the thread. This is asking OTHER anons to contribute to the thread. Anons are not your content farm, we are not machines posting for your entertainment. Stop asking us to spoonfeed you.
How many times has someone posted "ohh, psychoanalysis anon, where are you? Psychoanalysis anon, come say something about this?" and she hasn't responded? Because it's annoying, it's entitled.
>It gets them attention online.I didn't post that. But anon deserved that reply. "It contributes nothing" and did anon who was asking other anons to come up with posts contribute anything?
>It gets them attention offline.That was me. That's called being funny.
I've engaged with more anons in this thread than you have. Do you ask F1 anons about who their faggots are, did you help Keane anon find her fandom, engage with qotsa anon and ask her to come back and tell you more? No. You chimped out when anons were being kind of silly in the rpf thread. And I don't give a shit if people know I'm asking everyone about their ships, I just want anons to make their posts and make my posts in turn.
Now shut up, stop infighting, stop asking people to post for you, and get back to posting rpf in the thread.
No. 494819
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literally about to shed a tear over this photo please help I'm losing my mind
No. 494820
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>>494819I can tell by telling you it's photoshopped kek sorry anon
Have a real cute moment
No. 494822
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>>494820Meant to say I can
help you by telling you
Anyway more cute, this is Paul's favourite photo of the two of them
No. 494826
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>>494822>>494820oh my god noooooo kekkk it's so obvious too. I feel like a facebook boomer sharing AI Jesus memes. I'm usually not one to fall for photo manips but I guess the mind sees what it wants.
>>494822adorable giddy schoolboy energy
No. 494827
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>>494823Thank you, nona, that is so sweet of you to say. It's not just me though, it's also the other anons who were posting their ships and having fun in here. Without them, I'd be making posts to nobody at all.
I don't know what rpf you're into, so I'll just use pic of Gerard from when he looked hot. It's so sad he's looking more and more AGP every day. Please, Gerard, work out and start using conditioner again.
No. 494829
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>>494826NTA but it's okay, anon. I have a really hard time telling when something is edited AND I'm partially faceblind. I still don't know how to answer this anon
>>>/m/493092 or who is even in the photo. Sometimes I find neat fanart and I don't post it here because I can't tell if it's supposed to be Frank or Gerard…
No. 494830

>>494827i was posting a lot of gcest and i spoonfed anons how to look for cn/jp tags for cute art but i'm turned off from the louder ones here. i'm going to be engaging with other rpf if i post again in the future. you asked me about one of my ships and it was sweet ♥
this isn't really a hardcore ship of mine but chino moreno from deftones has some really close moments with other dudes, particularly jonah matranga from FAR who he did a lot of duets with live, but my favorite is him and maynard james keenan. it's weird because i don't exactly ship it. but they made this incredible song together that's about having sex in a car. there's no identifying gender of either participant (a lot of deftones songs make it clear that it's a man talking about a woman). both of them said that they enjoy trying to write from a female perspective. maynard is a total egotistical jackass (i say this as a tool fan) but he has glowing things to say about deftones and particularly working with chino which was sort of a meet cute of two completely different personalities. chino said:
>He's very professional like that. He wants everything set perfectly, which is the complete opposite to the way that I write, so it was cool. And then I went in and did my vocals over it, and it just seemed that our voices blended together pretty good. Yeah, it came out pretty good, so we decided to put it on the record.anyway it's a great song and like i said not really a ship of mine but an adorable moment of two men deeply connecting and writing a song about fucking (possibly each other) in a car
also i'm curious, most of the rpf here is music oriented and i can see why, but does anyone have any other forms of media they like rpf of? i saw racing, hockey and youtubers. what about actors? i definitely had some in the past i'm trying to remember.
No. 494840
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>>494830i too support chino x everybody i never was really in the ‘fandom’ per se but i was a huge deftones fan in freshman year lole
i saw somebody on the last thread post matt & trey and my first thought was dude. fuck yes. i couldn’t find it again though, and i don’t think anybody replied to them… i hope they come back tho cause i see u gurl and i hear u loud and clear
No. 494850
>>494840oh i love trey and matt they're adorable! my favorite is them doing drag at the oscars and also doing acid together. i know they've had sex at least once. maybe in a hot tub. teehee
some other actors i can think of are john dall and farley granger (two quietly gay men who were mostly active in movies in the 40s-50s), they have this amazing chemistry in rope (1948) based on the leopold and loeb murders (also two gay men!) i hate alfred hitchcock but i do think it's adorable that he pushed these two homos together and put them in such a great movie together.
oh, and there's this, infamously, james dean and paul newman being cute
No. 494865
File: 1747220817914.gif (6.34 MB, 540x400, IMG_4495.gif)

>>494822He had that picture hanging up in his office apparently. I wonder if its still there! It’s so sweet and heartbreaking how he always goes on about looking at pictures of him and John and reminiscing about the good times they had. He ever had a John calendar on the wall in his house once hehe
No. 494880
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>feel like im posting too much
>I invite other anons to talk
>go to sleep
>get blamed and insulted over someone else’s spergout
Thanks guys awesome thread(report and move on)
No. 494889
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>>494880KEK this is a tragedy. I don’t even know how some anons get so sideways when it comes to shitposting. Anyways, this poster is incredibly cool. Shame about the quality.
No. 494909
File: 1747232395597.jpg (308.93 KB, 1080x1440, 1000056488.jpg)

They made an article about us
https://thequietus.com/interviews/oasis-reformed-female-fan-army/>>494889Really cute and cool, Liam's retard look is so adorable. If Noel was it in too I'd hang it in my room…
No. 494959
>>494944> do you sincerely think they fucked? Even if they haven’t, they get so handsy with each other it’s already incest just based on that. Emotional incest is a given, but the way they act with each other physically just comes off as so natural its hard to believe they play up the crotch grabbing and kissing
only for the cameras. When i first saw those pictures and videos of them getting all in each others space and mouths I had a visceral “oh wtf” reaction without my goggles even on yet. If they have fucked, i doubt it would be frequent because it would be wrapped up in abuse and trauma the same way the rest of their relationship is. And yeah, noel gets some sort of sick pleasure by making insinuations publicly and in songs only to cover it up because he knows what it looks like to people.
> If they did fuck, wouldn't someone at this point would've caught on and informed the tabloids? Why yes/no?
Tbh, even if they fucked on the tour bus or something their whole band was also coked out of their minds 24/7 same as them so literally anything could have happened regarding people finding out. Also, incest is something so taboo that people will do their damned hardest to rationalize it away, to report it to the tabloids you’d have to accept it in your mind first.
> Also do you think they're aware of the shipping? Liam is terminally on twitter and probably constantly searching up his and noels names, it will be more surprising if he hasn’t ran into it. Noel is allergic to social media so he probably doesn’t. If he did find out I don’t think he would care much though.
No. 495002
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>>494944>he's the biggest bpdwhorethe more i hear about this bloke the more i think maybe he really is the reincarnation of john lennon. picrel is a letter john wrote cynthia, his then girlfriend who would go on to be his first wife
>Dear Cynthia, All I want for Christmas is you so post early I love you I'm glad you love me or I'd go mad I'm already tho! Hee! Hee! I love you I love you xxxxxxxxxxxx I love you from John>I love you so don't leave me I love you so don't leave me don't leave me I love you Cynthia I love you please don't go away 'cos I love you dear Cyn I love you from John No. 495032
File: 1747250375643.png (97.48 KB, 536x1014, f8b5ca.png)

>that time John accidentally admitted the reason for the breakup was because Paul chose having a family over him
Why else would you answer a question about the breakup with a story about the time Paul chose you over his dad then follow up with an explanation that Paul really wanted a family??
No. 495034
File: 1747250497395.jpg (261.09 KB, 1012x1568, 006lQF9nly1i0t26hq3y7j30s417k0…)

what do beatlesnons think of this cute CN cosplayer?
No. 495036
File: 1747250593441.jpg (581.03 KB, 1766x1251, 006lQF9nly1i0nggesij4j31d20yr1…)

actually they aren't cn but they collabed with some cn fanartists ig
No. 495045
File: 1747252737181.jpg (117.51 KB, 399x500, my chin doesnt look like that.…)

>>495034I love the fact that it's Yellow Submarine Paul, but feel she definitely needs heavier eye makeup.
No. 495111
File: 1747257371750.gif (4.41 MB, 446x332, so are they gonna kiss or what…)

>George and Ringo look on as John and Paul consider making out
No. 495148
File: 1747264259953.jpg (79.78 KB, 720x1280, Unknown.jpg)

It's insane how many photographs frequently show the brothers smiling, laughing, or just being at peace with each other's presence when behind the scenes they were always at each other's throats. I don't think there's many photographs of them fighting.
No. 495149
File: 1747264346792.jpeg (599.15 KB, 2360x1315, IMG_0828.jpeg)

red and blue
No. 495151
File: 1747264619318.jpeg (421.44 KB, 2360x1321, IMG_0840.jpeg)

Sooooo cute, the photographer took pics of them for free. Martin is such a freak
No. 495163
File: 1747267875250.jpeg (165.94 KB, 736x1374, IMG_3331.jpeg)

Noel hurting his feelings on purpose while he thought liam was good actually… the whump!
>>495148Yes Nona, they’re so cute! They obviously love eachother very much, they seem so comfortable and in sync with eachother when they’re getting along. However, I do love the rancid vibes whenever they’re beefing or
noel being avoidant. Very strong emotion
>>495008When they both go “shut up!” In sync is sooo cute.
but also a little rancid in a fujo way as a reminder that they are, indeed, blood and flesh brothers. Like half their DNA is the same and they were raised together and have the same parents and Noel is basically his surrogate dad and they slept in the same room for two decades and >>494979i like how your mind works Nona… add this to the liam getting whumped (molested) by Noel fodder. It makes sense given Noel beat the shit out of him during cricket bat and liam didnt get a single injury on Noel KEK. maybe next time liam don’t try to press your brother who had to fight for his life against a grown man since he was a toddler. He has hands, you dont i also find it interesting that when their dad pulled up on them in 1996 liam was fucking hysterical spazzing out saying he’s gonna break his legs and Noel was, surprisingly, really grounded and de-escalated; dragging liam away and not entertaining the BS. Not to trauma power scale but you’d think the one who got his shit rocked would be the one trying to kill the dad and not the one who has the witness trauma, but ultimately didn’t get beat. anyways Noel should make an autobiography so he can tell us about how he held liam down and touched him >>495002 KEKKKK mclennon nonita I love the crossover! They’re BPD fag kindred spirits
No. 495164
File: 1747268089332.jpeg (35.42 KB, 736x414, slushy noobz (1).jpeg)

>>494618They are Slushynoobz on YT
nonnie, I will never get over shipping Youtubers
No. 495167
File: 1747268195122.gif (1.7 MB, 311x248, IMG_3264.gif)

>>494944>do you think they fucked The 2005 Q awards kiss is the most damning evidence for them having fucked. Not on stage, no crowd, no adrenaline. You can’t say they did it to spook people or they were off their head on drugs + vibing too hard performing. They kissed and climbed into the car… they HAVE to be pretty damn comfortable being intimate with eachother then. I think they did have sexual encounters but it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” sort of thing where they never acknowledged it and never communicated properly. Which is why they had
(have? We don’t know if they reconciled kiss and hug type shit) so many problems.
No. 495169
File: 1747268483088.jpeg (165.52 KB, 791x1047, IMG_3139.jpeg)

Kawiwi…
No. 495172
File: 1747268962974.png (814.18 KB, 960x960, Untitled design.png)

>>495167I can't find any videos of them doing it which is driving me insane, just a blurry collage from a facebook fan club. Also kek at the moid huffing the most strong copium seen on earth
No. 495174
File: 1747269403210.jpeg (57.04 KB, 500x559, IMG_3336.jpeg)

>>495172Their fanbase of Gen X moid fans are all posers because only Fujos will truly understand them
No. 495190
File: 1747271358179.gif (1.29 MB, 420x236, IMG_3133.gif)

>>495189I believe in Fujos multitasking (enjoying the band and also the yaoi incest sauce)
No. 495209
File: 1747274467251.png (6.17 MB, 2048x2048, IMG_0612.png)

>>495200Don’t know but there is some pretty cute fanart out there. (repost bc lolcow glitched out)
No. 495226
File: 1747279925986.jpg (171.08 KB, 1080x1428, 1000064537.jpg)

No. 495227
File: 1747280107057.jpg (56.46 KB, 426x513, 1000054119.jpg)

Gay ass band
Also Alex implying that Graham is the gayest lol
No. 495235
File: 1747280559888.jpg (412.1 KB, 2036x1498, 1000078834.jpg)

>>495233Men really don't experiment like they used to.
No. 495236
File: 1747280613449.jpg (132.34 KB, 943x998, 1000078830.jpg)

No. 495237
File: 1747280857863.jpg (160.72 KB, 1179x740, 1000064870.jpg)

Giving your best friend a hickey and him letting you just for fun
No. 495238
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No. 495240
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No. 495242
File: 1747281384251.jpg (46.6 KB, 310x593, 1000081486.jpg)

Unfun fact, that one pic tifs make fetish posts about is actually Damon and Graham, you might have seen these before.
No. 495250
File: 1747282167197.jpg (26.52 KB, 384x384, 1000081490.jpg)

>>495241An even crustier gramon
No. 495251
File: 1747282241810.jpg (101.63 KB, 653x490, 1280.jpg)

I don't really care for blur/rpf, but I recall Graham and Damon had friendship choker necklaces since childhood. This thread reminded me of the fact. Enjoy.
No. 495253
File: 1747282411683.jpg (232.05 KB, 1114x1028, tumblr_667e0694a45977b6a51c812…)

>>495251Found some info about it on Tumblr
>Damon and Graham each have a bead necklace, among which Graham’s was made by Damon himself. >Before 00s, they have be seen wearing their paired necklaces on many occasions. After 2000, when >Graham temporarily left the band and Damon was in blue mood, the necklaces rarely appeared in front of us. >Later, in a video (you guys have prolly seen it too) Damon drank alot because he missed Graham and lost his necklace during a concert. He completely broke down then. >On the other side, Graham's necklace broke and he doesn't wear it anymore. However, he keeps the remains of the necklace in a cup preciously at home, and it still remains today.sauce
https://www.tumblr.com/quirky-band-art/659423770073776128/something-about-the-famous-bead-necklace-damon No. 495255
Let's not forget Damon wrote "My Terracotta Heart" about Graham
>“My Terracotta Heart” is the seventh song on Blur’s 2015 studio album The Magic Whip. The song deals with Damon’s relationship with Graham.[Verse 1]
And the bright rays we got in summertime
Seemed like a breath of fresh air back in the summertime
When we were more like brothers, but that was years ago
So if it doesn’t seem like a protocol
[Chorus]
I'm running out of heart today
I'm running out of open road to you
And I know you are emoting and you're dazed
Is something broke inside you?
'Cause at the moment I'm lost
And feeling that I don't know if I'm losing you again
[Verse 2]
And when we fly tomorrow over the Java seas
And my younger maps will be there with me
'Cause they remind me of swimming out too far one day
Then the coral was gone, but I didn't care anyway
[Chorus]
I was running out of heart that day
I was running out of open road to you
And I know I was emoting, I was dazed
Is something broke inside me?
'Cause at the moment I'm lost
And feeling that I don't know if I'm losing you again
I'm running out of heart here
Just sitting out the constant doubt in my head
But I don't know what it is
I'm sweating out the toxins
Is my terracotta heart breaking?
I don't know if I'm losing you, if I'm losing you again
>>495227Graham is biblically bisexual, and you can't change my mind
No. 495264
File: 1747283759667.jpg (61.06 KB, 803x499, 9u1uwh.jpg)

>>495260this is so sweet
>>495259picrel
No. 495328
File: 1747297762183.jpg (225.03 KB, 1080x1500, Screenshot_20250510_122207_Chr…)

>495163
>Not to trauma power scale but you’d think the one who got his shit rocked would be the one trying to kill the dad and not the one who has the witness trauma, but ultimately didn’t get beat.
Their sauce is absolutely insane. So in front of an actual threat (and the source of all their trauma) Noel acts like an emotionally competent adult de-escalating the situation and removing him and his brother from the threat, but when he's with his sensitive, neglected, emotionally dependent little brother who often describes himself as vulnerable and says "men and religion have ruined me" he becomes the abuser and beats the absolute shit out of him?
No. 495329
File: 1747297937123.mp4 (2.07 MB, 1280x720, tumblr_sw5o3pwZ2F1abcz52_720.m…)

Noel hiding his face to giggle while Liam is talking about their cute childhood pictures
No. 495331
File: 1747298658483.jpeg (26.69 KB, 400x278, IMG_4621.jpeg)

>>494829Oopsies that was me… I thought it was supposed to be gerard… I did a bit of reverse image searching and it was reuploaded to a lot of fan blogs and stuff back in the day, but no one said it Wasn’t for certain, sooo.. I was just curious especially since that one other picture that was speculated to be them (picrel) turned out not to be and.. the waycest community sure seems to like this one a lot . but I dunno man. It would be funny if it wasn’t but it would also be really fucking funny if it was
No. 495394
File: 1747315231523.gif (876.12 KB, 400x400, IMG_4511.gif)

>Q: I mean, you said you loved him.
>A: Yes.
>Q: And that love comes through in the book. Did he love you?
>A: Yeah. I don’t think it was… Yeah, I think he did actually laughs We’ll check. Just excuse me for a moment. ‘John, come on, baby, did you? … Yes?’ Yeah, I think he did, yeah. It wasn’t actually a spiky relationship at all. It was, uh, very warm, very close and very loving, I think. All The Beatles. We used to say, I think we were amongst the first sort of men to come out openly – and you remember, it was quite sort of strange in those days, we’re talking about a long time ago now when homosexuality was still sort of largely illegal – we used to say ‘I love him’ on interviews and the interviewers would get slightly taken aback, a man saying he loved someone. But I think, quite genuinely, we really did and I still do. Um, but the business thing came right in the middle of it, the lawyers came along with the business thing and I talked to John many years. Because the great saving grace was we did put our relationship back together. - Paul McCartney; 1997 Radio Interview with Michael Parkinson
It hurts nonas….
No. 495536
File: 1747342631846.png (32.2 KB, 571x301, 61051.png)

>>494214Samefag, picrel is exactly the shit I'm talking about. So much to unpack here
No. 495584
File: 1747348048601.jpg (101.61 KB, 735x1062, Slap.jpg)

>>495536I hate this mpreg shit that's pervasive in so many fandoms, it grosses me out. Imagining anyone pregnant in general is just weird.
No. 495591
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>>495584I hate it too but they really like joking about for some reason.
No. 495602
File: 1747349578163.png (57.84 KB, 2826x194, Liam.png)

Oh my god
>>495591Can any psychoanalysis anon please explain why this is so popular?
No. 495614
File: 1747350392103.png (24 KB, 403x207, wtf.png)

>>495584>>495591Trust me, that Tumblr anon is
not joking. ABO is incredibly pervasive among hockey RPFers. I see so many posts about how "omg [player name] is like, totally an omega going through a heat cycle" and it makes me want to puke in their faces. Shipping real people is emphatically not my thing, but I can at least tolerate it until it gets to the ABO/Mpreg level of degeneracy. Not to moralfag, but imagine being so misogynistic that the first thing you think of on Mother's Day is your weird fantasy involving a hairy, middle-aged, childfree guy getting mpregnant. Ugh.
No. 495692
File: 1747363318978.jpg (86.97 KB, 736x938, liam & noel were done so dirty…)

>>495691This is the first time I've said that kek, Let's calm down. I'm not even asking about the brothers I'm asking about fandom.
No. 495703
File: 1747364759717.png (4.8 MB, 2048x2012, IMG_0620.png)

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
No. 495705
File: 1747365080721.webp (102.5 KB, 1200x800, 0_Oasis-Attends-Che-Tempo-Che-…)

>>495703Noel is the more weird one out of the brothers, no matter how much he pretends to be level-headed. From hitting Liam with a cricket bat, being the one to initiate tonguing on stage, and saying shit like this so casually. I know people give liam some flack but to me he acts like a typical groomed rock star.
No. 495749
File: 1747374375815.jpg (107.59 KB, 945x945, 1000055890.jpg)

>>495680Simple, because Noel is much more obsessed with Liam but pretends not to, all the violent shit he does to him (and topping him) is only an expression of his deep deep love for Liam which in his mind he considers his husband.
No. 495751
File: 1747374575926.jpg (114.41 KB, 1280x236, 1000055893.jpg)

I think it's really cute how Noel writes songs for Liam to sing and praises him for it, and how Liam talks about their songwriter-singer relationship
No. 495757
File: 1747375452267.jpg (197.21 KB, 735x1012, 1000055429.jpg)

>[interviewer] after our trip to Milan, Noel Gallagher calls me out of the blue (…), he says he's glad I saw how the brothers really are and understand that beneath the vicious teasing and goading lies an intense interdependence. It's an an odd marriage but the bond is strong..
>[Noel] "People don't see what I've had to put up with for 30-odd years. But also they don't see that if we keep the right distance it still really works"
No. 495764
File: 1747376061288.jpg (141.86 KB, 736x1260, 1000055427.jpg)

>>495749Samefag some evidence for the tinfoil here is Noel asking Liam why does the press write about Liam and his girlfriend instead of about him and Liam.
No. 495771
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No. 495778
File: 1747383887723.jpg (62.78 KB, 735x589, 9e63633a6cb12475a5beb29d5bde39…)

i wanna see mclennon in the yellow submarine art style
No. 495922
File: 1747412725040.jpeg (267.32 KB, 1983x2048, GlIJRnUawAAKnmI.jpeg)

highschool teacher/student AU
No. 495936
File: 1747413943728.png (852.59 KB, 735x1341, Screenshot 2025-05-16 at 11-42…)

I feel sick…
No. 496230
File: 1747455420215.jpg (85.43 KB, 736x1143, 8971fe6b8780d63ef422c3ed5a1a17…)

"Cute"
No. 496296
File: 1747469248966.jpg (238.2 KB, 1080x1276, 1000056700.jpg)

kawaii…. Noel is so tsundere
No. 496406
File: 1747495985159.png (393.75 KB, 1080x715, IMG_0623.png)

He loves to call noel gay every chance he gets.
No. 496409
File: 1747496927855.jpeg (420.71 KB, 1179x1133, IMG_0624.jpeg)

Ummm guys I think im being converted into a bottom!noel truther…
No. 496543
Tbh, if any other band had members who said and did the things the Gallaghers do, we'd all assume they're gay. There would be no closet to get out of, we'd just accept it and say "yeah, they're a couple."
Since they're brothers, everyone says "haha so quirky" and deny it.
>>496406He's so funny.
No. 496563
File: 1747518172522.jpg (36.49 KB, 426x341, 9c0.jpg)

>>496477what better way to control Liam than being a brutal power!bottom? beat him up when he misbehaves, bottom for him when he is a good boy.
gcest shouldn't be so fucking funny No. 496810
File: 1747528179120.jpg (106.39 KB, 736x530, 6660cceab402971d72d389b42afd13…)

Are nonnas going to see them live as fans? Or are you only into gcest?
No. 496859
File: 1747532447628.jpeg (129.97 KB, 1179x522, IMG_0628.jpeg)

Noel joined the church of noel on xitter too…
No. 496871
File: 1747534368768.jpg (82.98 KB, 1200x713, tumblr_e6174321dbb3cbc3faf401a…)

so is any of oasis' stuff past the first two albums worth listening to?
No. 496880
File: 1747535945012.jpeg (3.32 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_4966.jpeg)

There was a mom and daughter camping out in front of the danmei section, so I looked around to other places and found a book about Oasis! I found a couple interesting quotes but I really liked this page. Noel being forced to be a little honest with his brother in order to get him to sing. There’s another page where Liam also claims he never really asks for the meaning behind the songs as a whole because they mean “everything to him” and he doesn’t want to ruin that.
No. 496894
File: 1747538961716.jpg (75.81 KB, 736x768, 96ff71ffbe7b938d41f4ea6ac5f444…)

Liam is a brat
No. 496926
File: 1747546843262.jpg (38 KB, 736x502, a4d209f656b6f70375575bce90fd36…)

>>496871Don’t Believe the Truth and Standing on the Shoulders are both kinda dogshit, especially the latter. I like Dig Out Your Soul a lot. Be Here Now is worth a listen too.
No. 497026
File: 1747567386664.mp4 (14.3 MB, 750x414, 1000056468.mp4)

>>496409he beats the crap out of Liam and then forces him to powerbottom… Noel my king
No. 497027
File: 1747567657974.jpg (70.36 KB, 695x989, 1000055836.jpg)

>>496810I would but they're not coming to my country AHHHHHH they better not divorce again after this
>>496859Holy shit… Is this proof that Liam showed him the group? "Noel here is my favourite page about you" god I love them so much
No. 497094
File: 1747585618454.jpg (319.15 KB, 1317x1693, 1000055808.jpg)

>>497078maybe he told his intern to join…I want to believe
No. 497096
File: 1747585683641.jpg (244.38 KB, 1390x1860, 1000055785.jpg)

More cute
No. 497098
File: 1747585749561.jpg (352.43 KB, 1714x2048, 1000055802.jpg)

No. 497099
File: 1747585785885.jpg (253.88 KB, 1724x2048, 1000055803.jpg)

Koreans and their AUs
It's a matter of time before someone makes a doujin
No. 497100
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No. 497101
File: 1747585846131.jpg (232.78 KB, 2074x952, 1000055585.jpg)

No. 497127
File: 1747590057210.jpg (9.12 KB, 312x288, Unknown-21.jpg)

Would you let him in?
No. 497149
File: 1747592831064.jpg (134.21 KB, 1000x758, 1000055795.jpg)

>>496477Here is Noel as a webtoon turtleneck wearing rape seme for you nonna
No. 497182
File: 1747597441861.gif (521.18 KB, 500x500, IMG_0629.gif)

Im so sick im so sick IM SO SICK!!! They can’t get away with this! How have they been getting away with this shit for decades???
No. 497209
File: 1747599166891.png (621.01 KB, 585x460, IMG_0630.png)

The more i dig the more i find photos of younger noel being faggy with men.
No. 497232
File: 1747603500787.jpg (183.38 KB, 1080x1094, 1000055183.jpg)

>>497182They make me so crazy nonna. They are so blatant, so completely fucked and so in their world they are literally doing this in front of the entire WORLD. And somehow the public line around them (reminder this is by the British TABLOID PRESS) is nothing more than "haha typical sibling dispute". I'm baffled
No. 497285
File: 1747612954612.jpg (423.84 KB, 1179x1355, 476445.jpg)

Has anyone took notice of how obsessed the Gallagher brothers are with any variation of the phrase "it isn't a crime"? They've used it like a thousand times when talking about each other and in song lyrics. Sometimes they switch it up for "it IS a crime"
Makes you think
No. 497302
File: 1747614967803.png (285.12 KB, 1080x408, IMG_0632.png)

>can’t even eat pasta in peace without being called gay
I understand why he beat him with the cricket bat…
No. 497635
File: 1747701700943.jpg (78.85 KB, 600x416, s-l1600_13_c2fafaec-fd66-4395-…)

>Big Brother is watching you
The fact that the record label they made is called "Big Brother" and that the catalogue number of each release begins with "RKID" is cute to me.
No. 497657
File: 1747706395308.gif (5.33 MB, 540x324, IMG_4998.gif)

Dan and Phil’s official relationship status is so weird because they’ve admitted that:
>they’re both gay
>they were at some point romantically involved
>they live together + Dan considers them soul mates
>they’ve admitted to being husbands in a pay walled article
>they talk about other guys being attractive/advances from other guys in the present day
>they ONLY refer to each other as friends in videos
>they concede to wanting to be private about their personal lives (said more ambiguously than this) and hate influencers (esp couples) that overshare
This particular gif is also pretty funny because they’ll admit other people see them as a couple.
No. 497733
File: 1747734417857.jpg (103.32 KB, 760x443, tumblr_bab048cc4a38a53314c4c9c…)

Aww a crossover episode
No. 498004
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>least homosexual thing a dude could write for his little brother to sing
No. 498036
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Yes they’re talking about the band in general, but let me cope and think they’re talking about practicing/recording separately from each other.
No. 498118
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>>498004The fact that he makes Liam sing this shit it's like he's writing it from Liam's POV so he can hear exactly what he wants from him
>I can make him make decisions he thinks are his but are actually mine Noel is so crazy for this. Imagine how uncomfortable the other dudes in the band must have been.
No. 498132
>>498118I know this point has been said like 25 times but Noel is actually delusional for thinking he's "rational" and "sane" when he pulls shit like this. His lyrics are gay and incestuous (You're my lover / I'm your brother), yes, but also he very openly says the most psychopathic things about Liam without a hint of remorse.
Noel is obviously very possessive and petty in the worst way possible. He claims to be voice of reason, then pins Liam as an irrational "child"
I wonder what their mother thinks about their bizarre behavior.
Has Paul ever said he thinks it's kind of weird that they kiss with tongue? I mean, neither of them ever kiss Paul, so it can't be normalized in their family.
No. 498135
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>>498132I agree 100% with you nona. He projects his insane obsession onto Liam and then punishes him for it. Of course Liam ends up becoming an extremely fucked up codependent adult with attachment issues, his big brother who basically raised him who he obviously holds special affection for is expressing sexual and romantic thoughts about him and then hurting him for it. It's no wonder Liam was basically asking for it
>see take meNoel has an insane psychological hold over him from gaslighting him and the cycle of abuse. They are a textbook romantic
abusive relationship.
No. 498146
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>>498135He earnestly talked on interviews about how much he hated Liam for being born (and, in particular, for not being his little sister.) When he's asked to comment on his daughter, Noel jumps on to talk about Liam and how he wishes he was born a girl. Then after Liam has a crashout, Noel says "I was only joking! He's my brother, of course I love him!"
Isn't that mental? He tries to gaslight everyone about it.
>They are a textbook romantic abusive relationship.Not to arm-chair but…
>The abuser’s mood changes are especially perplexing. He can be a different person from day to day, or even from hour to hour. At times he is aggressive and intimidating, his tone harsh, insults spewing from his mouth, ridicule dripping from him like oil from a drum. (…) Her side of the argument counts for nothing in his eyes, and everything is her fault. He twists her words around so that she always ends up on the defensive.>At other moments, he sounds wounded and lost, hungering for love and for someone to take care of him. When this side of him emerges, he appears open and ready to heal. He seems to let down his guard, his hard exterior softens, and he may take on the quality of a hurt child, difficult and frustrating but lovable. Looking at him in this deflated state, his partner has trouble imagining that the abuser inside of him will ever be back.>Sooner or later, though, the shadow comes back over him, as if it had a life of its own. Weeks of peace may go by, but eventually she finds herself under assault once again. Then her head spins with the arduous effort of untangling the many threads of his character, until she begins to wonder whether she is the one whose head isn’t quite right.You're right. It is textbook.
No. 498150
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>>498146Not implying liam is a whump poor baby either but like, Noel bragged after breaking his fucking arm. That's not a normal sibling dispute. Liam is the most bpd textbook gromee ever.
They're so fucked up that if I read a book about it I'd think "wow this is so over the top and ridiculous, who'd act this way?"
No. 498159
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I don’t remember seeing this last thread, so I’ll post it but I really do feel for the wives of members of British bands for having to hear this.
No. 498172
>>498146I noticed how much noel likes to lie to liams face about how he feels about him. The story where he first heard the band perform before joining and he called it shit in front of liam but praised them behind his back seemed fucked up, it’s like he consciously knows what liam wants from him more than anything is praise and acknowledgement and it’s the one thing he will never give him. Also I read this somewhere and can’t remember the source, but he also lies to the media to make it look like they aren’t as close to each other as they really are for whatever deranged reason. Apparently liam also occasionally tagged along to help with Inspiral Carpets gigs and he just omits that completely from their interviews. I genuinely want to crack his head open and see what is inside more than any other person in the world. I know child abuse really fucks people up for the rest of their lives but noels head seems especially messed up.
>>498159Those poor women dragged into a incestuous lovers spat…this and noel straight up lying about writing wonderwall for his wife and then publicly taking it back after the divorce they’re so mental, I don’t even wanna imagine what being stuck in a marriage with a guy who’s in love with his brother is like.
No. 498176
>>498159>>498172I hate the way they talk about each other's wives/gfs, too. Like "wahh wahh why do you bring up that hag??? bros b4 hoes!!1!" (If they remember they exist, of course.)
I think it's especially fucked how Noel tongue kissed Liam when he got engaged. For what? To make his future wife uncomfortable? I don't care about shipping, I'm here for the psychoanalysis/morbid fascination.
No. 498188
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>>498176> For what? To make his future wife uncomfortable? To re-assert his ownership of his brother in front of the world why else. Also don’t let liam off the hook here, noel may have started it but liam sticks his tongue in like he’s desperate for it, they’re both sick. Also liam’s lyrics in picrel, damn i fucking wonder what he’s talking about here who could possibly take a guess.
No. 498200
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From a 2012 NME article. Noel was fucking obsessed with Liam too, just not as openly as he was on twitter.
No. 498202
>>498176im pretty sure its this video (watched it a few days ago) that goes into some of the drama between the other family members
>noel briefly splits from sara>liam leaves her a verbally abusive voicemailnow why would he feel compelled to do something like that? there is no normal explanation
No. 498206
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>>498202he's like a fucking jealous ex and overbearing mom at the same time ("how dare you hurt my baby boy") they're both completely sick in the head
No. 498208
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Adding, apparently liams ex from the 90s claims that noel broke up their relationship by falsely accusing her of cheating on liam…so sick…
No. 498209
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>>498205ikr someone said this before but if they were 20 years younger we would be having a cow thread on them. This is a level of dysfunctionality that is genuinely disturbing
I like it though I can't believe the entire world has all this evidence in front of them and they refuse to do 1+1.
No. 498215
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Did anybody read up on the incident that led to their break up in 2009?
Allegedly after the show Liam went backstage and threw a plum at the wall, then went and grabbed a guitar (Noel's?) and swung it around violently almost hitting Noel over the head with it. Then Noel for some reason stepped on it and broke it.
>When Oasis reconvened in Paris for Rock en Seine, a yelling match ensued backstage, and at one point, Noel said, Liam “picked up a plum and threw it across the dressing room, and it smashed against the wall.” According to Noel, Liam then left the dressing room, came back with a guitar, and “started wielding it like an axe… And I’m making light of it because it’s kind of what I do, but it was a real unnecessary violent act, and he’s swinging this guitar around, he nearly took my face off with it. And it ended up on the floor, and I put it out of its misery.”
>At that moment, Noel said, he decided he was done with the band — just as someone came backstage and told Oasis it was five minutes until showtime.
In a weirdly heartfelt move Noel eventually restored the broken guitar and used it for his band for a couple of years
No. 498329
>>498324> I believe that the they broke up because they were getting too similar and it was going to be inevitable but I don't think LC is ready for that weapons grade autismPlease unleash your autism bomb
nonnie we all wanna see.
No. 498348
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>>498329>>498340Thank you for giving me this opportunity! If any nonas want sources just let me know and I can give links with timestamps kek.
I don’t think they were similar in terms of personality, more so similar in a way that Oasis no longer became a collaboration, but in fact a competition between the brothers. If any anons have seen the As it was documentary, (despite the heavy glazing of Liam) It shows that Liam has a bigger influence and say on how the album sounds than just being a voice that sings what the songwriters give him. Liam was very active in producing the tracks, with constant feedback to the producer that showed his vision of what he wanted his album to sound like. This behavior isn’t something that he developed after Noel left, but something that has always been there since Oasis. In a radio interview Noel has stated that Liam was the one to help with the lyrics to the chorus in “don’t look back in anger” and in the songs that Liam has written, his music style is very noticeable, many times when he writes songs they tend to be naturally more experimental compared to Noel’s style. Liam uses his voice as another instrument through his choice of lyric repetition instead of a lead that guides a song, he utilizes time by making songs faster or including pauses, and is more simplistic both in lyric and instrument use, however tries to emphasize what he has depending on what feeling the song is going for.
Noel however, is already established as a good songwriter, a good lead guitar, and a good counter-balance to Liam’s antics. However seeing Liam grow it’s easy to think that Noel’s position was being threatened. Noel prevented Liam from learning guitar, Noel acknowledged Liam’s inability to be as good a songwriter as him, Noel joked about pressuring Liam about his songwriting to prevent him from getting better, and it’s clear that Noel was satisfied in his position within the band, even if it meant doing more work. Their initial dynamic of one keeping the other in check fell apart as as the band grew, it no longer was about keeping the other in line and more about trying to control the band’s direction, very much hinted at in the argument between the brothers of what rock n roll was. Liam mentioned that prior to the breakup Noel was talking to a bunch of journalists that Liam believed wasn’t going to be writing good things about the band. Noel seemed to disagree, (Liam never explained because he probably forgot) which harkens back to the tour in Japan where Liam got into an argument with Noel as the journalist Noel was speaking to asked to feature them in the cover despite talking trash about them.
Noel has also stated clearly in interviews his complex towards Liam, thinking that Liam is a great singer, better looking, a better sense of style…when Liam takes more traits from Noel, I think Noel felt like he was getting slowly pushed off Oasis. I think that Liam’s actions were not as big of a reason why Oasis split, Liam basically told Noel that his daughter wasn’t his and Noel still decided to stay. Noel leaving when the band was still big was the best option for him in the long run, it hurt Oasis by losing half of its appeal, and helped Noel, especially when he makes a story of Liam being much more threatening than he was.
>Liam was intruding in on Noel’s strengths>Noel felt like he could not intrude on Liam’s strengths>The band became a competition instead of a collaboration between the brothers over the band’s direction>Noel felt like he needed to find an excuse to leave, as either the band was gonna be pushed into shit because of Liam’s public actions possibly ruining the reputation or Liam taking over>Liam threw a plum at noel, but missed and hit a wall>fuckin bingoI watched so many interviews between both of the brothers, there’s so many stray rumors that don’t get talked about enough. Liam talks about Noel’s celebrity friends and his disconnect to his roots, rumors about Noel having a nose job, Noel and his wife dropping Molly when she reconnected with Liam, Liam’s inability to party with celebrities nowadays …
No. 498353
>>498347I believe it, he cannot keep his mouth shut on how ~wrong and illegal~ incest is whenever he gets a chance. It’s because he gets a thrill off exposing it subtly and then pulling it back before anyone takes it seriously. Liam probably gets off on it a little bit too since he was the one telling the crowd of thousands they had sex last night.
>>498348This is a really interesting read nona, thank you! I find myself agreeing with your analysis for the most part. Its honestly really sad how much of a control freak noel can be and it’s probably why he’s such a sad sack of shit now. And he’s too old to undergo meaningful growth so you know he’s gonna keep doing these kinds of moves until he’s dead. I also read that noel only agreed to the reunion because he was getting jealous of liam getting increased attention in recent years compared to him. He’s really insecure despite how he tries to come off as in the media.
> Noel and his wife dropping Molly when she reconnected with LiamDamn i did not know about this, he actually needs serious professional help. I thought one of his positives was keeping the kids out of his feud compared to liam but i guess not…
No. 498356
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Does anyone else think it’s lowkey weird that he named his daughter after anais nin? Its a really pretty name but then you think about how he has probably read this book…
No. 498368
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>>498356Picrel is just threadtax but why is he so unhinged. Nonas did any of their previous wives/gfs publicly accuse them of incest, because there’s no way there’s too much weird public stuff for there not to be stuff they saw behind the scenes. Especially when you take into account how unhinged they acted towards each others partners…
No. 498373
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>>498368> acquiesce isn’t about him and liam He’s such a fucking lying liar i hate him so much, if it isn’t about you two then what the fuck was this all about noel????
No. 498380
>>498368We need a tell-all memoir by the fifteen ex wives each had
>>498353The way Noel is giggling when Liam said they had sex. He looks almost proud. Very weird.
Do you think they want people to ship them? Liam has to know people ship them, he's on twitter all day.
No. 498395
>>498392No, of course I don't think they did for attention. What kind of attention would that even be? I don't think incest faggotry was celebrated in Manchester during the 90s.
I meant nowadays. Liam makes some incendiary tweets I'd read as baity.
I think they want people to think they fuck, even as a fleeting thought. It's fetishitic.
Do you think Liam has seen any fanfics? Kek
No. 498396
>>498373He says it’s dedicated
to Liam apparently that’s very different from being written about him. But does he get that that’s kinda worse in a way??? Writing about someone, it’s venting your feelings about them one-sidedly, but dedicating a song to them usually means anything from an expectation of response to your feelings, that the whole song was made thinking OF/FOR you, and insinuates they couldn’t have done it without them (like the dedicated section in the beginning of a book). Noel truly does have the biggest ego in the world, but he still can’t hide how much he likes Liam kek.
No. 498400
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Loving how itt there's been a decline of liam whump and a rise in calling noel a pathetic brother lover
No. 498402
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Some person on tumblr took a class on incest and analyzed it to see in what ways Gcest fit it???
No. 498406
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>>498403I agree nona, everyone’s willing to acknowledge the physical violence between them was bad but not it being indicative of an underlying control issue. People get so touchy about the word incest, when in a non sexual sense it means having an inappropriate relationship with your relative (usually by taking the place of a romantic partner/equal when you shouldn’t). They can’t commit to other people (Liam proposed to his gf, his current music manager (isn’t that interesting) in 2019 and they’ve delayed the wedding several times and still aren’t married), their dynamic hasn’t changed despite a 15 year long silence (which I personally have my reasons for doubting), and despite what happened the first time around they’re still getting their band back together. They live in the past and can’t escape it and watching them do it is fascinating.
No. 498418
>>498400Can we call the next thread "pathetic lover brother edition"
>>498402How come none has caught on? You don't need a psychology degree to know. The way they look at each other says enough. I have never stared longingly at my sisters lips (or kissed her, for that matter). Even normies will say "they're in love" instead of "love each other". They're obviously fascinated with each other, calling each other THE BEST SINGER/SONGWRITER IN THE THE WHOLE WORLD!!1! People act like the makeout session on stage was "oh so quirky" instead of being rightfully horrified. Incest aside, their fights aren't sibling fights. They're obsessed to an unhealthy degree. I wonder what their poor mother thinks. What about their other, seemingly normal brother, who they barely acknowledge?
Freud would have a field day with the pair.
No. 498423
>>498356I was gonna say I was almost named after Anaïs Nin too and my parents are normal people, but reading her wiki page is terrifying this woman had a sexual relationship with her FATHER and wrote several books about it, it's impossible Noel doesn't know about them he is obviously consciously aware of his incestual relationship with Liam since he brings it up publicly. It's sad they are completely obsessed and lost in the sauce.
Just as this anon says
>>498406>They live in the past and can’t escape it and watching them do it is fascinating. No. 498425
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>>498348You make some great points nonna and I am convinced by your analysis. There is a hint to this in their UK charting billboard argument
>>494277 when they're arguing over the direction of the band at one point Liam says "when I take over the band…" and Noel doesn't react, implying it wasn't the first time he talked about it in front of Noel. Now imagine Noel's control freak ass reacting to this puppet dreaming about kicking him to the curb and taking over Oasis.
No. 498427
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>>498368Interesting Liam said recently it was his favourite song to play live
No. 498450
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>>498348Thank you nonna!
I love your perspective. Do you think Liam is going to do whatever Noel says now that they're back together? I just can't imagine Liam trying to "take control" again after the (clearly traumatic and disturbing) 15 year long break.
I can't help but cringe at their attitudes. Grown men acting like lovesick teenagers.
No. 498454
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>>498450NTA but he already seems pretty submissive to me, calling Noel his God and himself his bitch and saying that Noel is deciding everything about their set and that he's the boss and that Liam just does what he's told like a good boy. If this will last once they actually have to be around each other for a significant amount of time while touring is going to be interesting.
No. 498472
>>498373Listening to this in yt is so fucking funny for some reason because it's such a passive-agressive yet harmless way to (publicly) tease each other. But in the infamous Wembley 2000 2nd night, Acquiesce is one of the songs Liam botches the most by omiting, changing or slurring the lyrics, he also made a
dicksucking gesture when he sang
But everything's depending on the way the wind may blow. He performed the song poorly on purpose. If Noel didn't write this song about them why would they use it against each other when performing on stage?
>>498450>pickek
No. 498477
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They are literally the closest thing on this earth to soulmates it's insane, alone their shit is garbage but together they are great while also completely destroying each other. Not even 15 years apart could break whatever the fuck they have between them. Don't abuse your kids folks
No. 498485
>>498418>I wonder what their poor mother thinks. What about their other, seemingly normal brother, who they barely acknowledge?From what it looks like, Liam and Noel are the financial providers for the entire family so even if they know something they have no incentive to speak up about it and cause issues, especially with noel because he cuts people off when they cross him. If he could bring himself to cut off the brother he’s psychosexually entangled and obsessed with for so many years what would happen with the rest of the family? And families cover up
abusive relationships all the time it’s nothing unusual there.
No. 498570
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>Looking for RPF about LatAm soccer.
>So much Maradona/Messi
>Nothing about my first RPF
Feels bad, nonnas.
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>>498589Enzo Francescoli and Diego Maradona. Their teams are the main rivals in Argentina, but they were big friends outside the game.
Not mention also that Maradona used to kiss men a lot lol No. 498615
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>>498592>rivals>kiss each other so intensely but have visible smile lines while doing soI get teammates being intimate but rivals??? Crazy, they must’ve driven LatAm insane. And I just found out the Maradona dude died??? Did Francescoli say anything about him? Apparently Messi did
No. 498623
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>>498570you just reminded me of my soccer shipping phase from the 2022 world cup, those two jappanese dudes were so cute (and apparently childhood friends)
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>>498808So your solution to being unable to hide the thread on mobile (which isn't even true) is to
click on it and add a reply? No. 498824
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anywho… i get the impression Liam is in love but Noel is just obsessed. poor tortured brotheruke
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How does he have the balls to say the shit he does when his closet is made out of glass and he still isn’t “out and proud” after all this time? And lol at him bringing up illegal love yet again he really thinks about that a lot doesn’t he?
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>>498824many such pics like this
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>>498832I guess he thinks fucking his brother doesn't count lol
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>>498832This might be cope, but I’d like to think that it’s Noel’s self awareness that gets him to say this. If he came out as bi (I believe Nonas have posted him being weird with other men as well), then all of his weird interactions with his brother are seen in a completely different light because the original cope was “just dudes being bros”. If he actually does have gay friends then I’m assuming he respects them enough to not have wanted to tarnish their community. He may have said this specific thing just to get people with suspicions off his back (“look at how much I hate famous people who claim to be proud and gay but only come out later in life! I’m in my 30s and am out-spoken so clearly I have never been attracted to men”). But he’s also being weird with his brother in public until their “break up”, so it’s also possible that he doesn’t see his thing with his brother as “gay” or “incestuous” but instead just
their normal, so there’s nothing to come out about. But his egos also pretty big like picrel discusses how he contradicts himself.
No. 498875
>>498615One of his son sent condolences in name of his dad (I don't picture Enzo using social media). But yeah, we have the "rivalry between teams" here in LatAm so deep in our hearts. Diego even defended Enzo many times when people were badmouthing him.
And no, the one Diego is kissing is Caniggia, from his same team.
No. 498927
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>>498883This just confirms it for me, Noel feels shame because he is the one who started it. Liam doesn't because he thought it was what love is (probably because he was too young) and so is confused and hurt all his life by his brother's hot-and-cold attitude. It's literally grooming.
No. 498944
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On the cricket bat incident, 1/3
No. 498955
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More cricket lore. I'm screaming.
No. 498958
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>>498955The belt probably didn't fit because it was too big hnnnnggggg noel is a manlet he wears UK size 5.5 shoes (that's an EU size 39-39.5 or US size 6.5, the shoe size of a 170cm woman)
I am also screaming at this lore thank you nonna they are so toxic and insane No. 498962
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Some cute childhood pics of the Gallaghers
>In the days we could tell Liam what to do
No. 498998
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He is doing this shit on purpose I swear to god…
No. 499000
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>>498998There is a non-zero chance this man knows about gen Z gcesisters….
No. 499002
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>this chap (noel) he's not been bed friendly the last couple of days >if that's my wife I'm totally bed friendly >I'm on about bed friendly… (giggle) it's nothing to do with your wifewhat did he mean by this
sauce:
https://www.tumblr.com/applecherryandpears/761853794650898432/bbc-radio-1-1997-the-love-edition No. 499121
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Influx of angsty gramon lately
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No. 499143
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Why the FUCK was liam dressed up as meg and grabbing his brothers crotch what the hell is the story behind these pictures I can’t find it.
No. 499322
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>>499303
He's actually worse than that
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>>499143the first pic is edited unfortunately lol
No. 499662
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these threads are so fucking dangerous i swear to god, i am not into rpf and just started reading for the shits and giggles and now i CANNOT stop thinking about them, i lay awake at night in a stupor
No. 499668
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just this one picture I promise…
No. 499682
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If calling your brother gay in public was a sport he would be the world champion
>>499662It’s like my third eye was forcefully opened and im still reeling.
No. 499683
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Which one of the Jermaine twins would be Noel and which would be Liam
No. 499689
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>>499682ayrt that's exactly what it feels like and i do not appreciate it. i want to unsee. i want to tape it shut again. i want my sleep back. i want to go back to being a normal beatles fan. i spent the last several days reading a fix-it fic (a FIX-IT fic. for fucking REALITY.) after not reading fanfic for 10+ years because i'm in crisis and i can't deal. my image folder is now inundated with pics of two ugly english scrotes from 70 years ago, i'm browsing pixiv looking at art where paul is drawn like a shojo manga protagonist, if you told me this was how my summer of 2025 was going to start ngl i might've gone to drown myself
No. 499692
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>>499689My condolences, I've been obsessed for years now and it's still going strong
Paul can't help being an anime girl tho
No. 499752
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Found a wild gcest truther post from 14 years ago in the Idler's Dream entry at Song Meanings. Maybe there have been gen X oasis fujos all along kek
No. 499830
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I was in the incest thread at the time the gcest stuff was going on purely out of curiousity, and after not being on /m/ for the past week or so I found these rpf threads and oh my god. Like so many nonas have been saying I've been thoroughly converted kek. Before this I actively avoided rpf and incest crap because I thought it was weird, now it's literally infested my brain.. I hope you og gcest shipper nonas know what you've done..
Also how many of you are burgerfags? I saw someone in the last thread calling jarvis cocker a 'random moid' in a thread full of britpop for god's sake lol!
No. 499833
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>>498418Several nonas have been asking about the older brother who is out of the spotlight/doesn't seem as close to them. According to this Mirror article (admittedly a dumb tabloid) he seems to have asked them to join the band on several occasions, but they said no (was it their little thing and they didn't want him involved?). He sounds like he feels bitter about the fact they didn't let him in.
1/3
No. 499835
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>>499834Sounds to me like they were treating it as a sort of secret club he wasn't invited to kek. Poor Paul
No. 499837
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so kawiwi
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>>499835IIRC I think that was early on, later Paul was able to cash in on his younger brothers by making books about them. I know he's pretty close with Liam nowadays but I can find no images on google with him and Noel.
No. 499853
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>>499842You are forgiven.. Pulp is arguably somewhat better than Oasis or even Blur music-wise and have stayed consistently good to this day. They just released a new single and it's great (despite jarvis using ai in the video). I might see them this summer. I don't think they reached much past the British/European consciousness, though they are huge here, which explains why most burgerfags don't have a clue about them. I recommend!
No. 499854
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The biness is off the charts
No. 499858
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No. 499860
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They let people publish anything in the 90s.
No. 499903
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>>499857i like all their videos but the early ones are definitely special. I'm not into scrotes much honestly but you're right that john had some good looks/angles. Really charming in your vidrel, and the shared smiles hhhhggghh At other times though he really does look like a bully and a shit disturber kek like just essence of shithead emanating off his face. anyway here's some kawiwi art
can anyone tell more about paul getting into a fight onstage with stu (over john lmao)? or where i can read more. in their very early days ofc. it was mentioned last thread a lil and i've never heard that story before, sounds great
No. 499921
File: 1748160878584.gif (7.23 MB, 540x415, 1000057414.gif)

Awww crossover again, here's the Gallaghers with Paul
No. 499925
File: 1748161336921.mp4 (13.23 MB, 828x442, 1000057417.mp4)

Noel in a 2006 interview talking about Liam excitedly saying "we're back" and giving him a "burly man hug" and he even says it in Liam's voice
No. 499927
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>>499925To this I add you this quote with no further comment
the puppy Liam agendahttps://archive.ph/caDzUI can't get over how much he sounds like a scorned lover KEK YOU'RE the one who left Noel!
No. 499929
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>>499830> I saw someone in the last thread calling jarvis cocker a 'random moid' in a thread full of britpop for god's sake lol!that was me nona i am so sorrey..I am an eurofag from the deep alps but like the burger nonna I am learning! I learned that damon albarn runs gorillaz from these threads and it blew my mind, didn't even know about blur
I had a crush on 2D when I was a preteen No. 499931
>>499835>"I can sing."doubt.jpg
he sounds really butthurt
No. 499947
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>>499903Here's some info on Paul vs Stu, everything about their drama was so embarrassing and chidlish kek
>>499929based Damon serving cuteness and bangers in multiple dimensions
No. 500046
>>499925Not a
burly man hug but a
kind of a burly man hug. Whatever that actually was I wonder for how long Liam held him like that kek
No. 500091
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hnnnnggg together on the bed
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>>500091Its cute how close they used to be. They are such liars when they say they hate eachother.
No. 500098
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>from 2008
>a year before they broke up and stayed apart for 15 years only to reunite
noel is the funniest man on earth
No. 500126
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>>500098>second time (that we know of) that Noel refers to him and Liam as being "married" He's such a tsundere. They're destroying my brain
No. 500135
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what was bro doin? damon and graham drank the fujo sauce too
No. 500139
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New question on a scale of one to ten how likely do you guys think noel had a thing with paul weller? Paul has a framed photo of kid noel in his studio btw.
No. 500143
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>>500140The picture of noel he has in his studio. Its not even them together its just kid noel by himself.
No. 500151
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>>499921That's Paul Weller not Liam! Posting the gif version of the on stage groping (hopefully it hasn't been posted yet). You can really see the difference of size and frame between them. Noel is allegedly 1'73/5'8 while Liam is 1'78/ 5'10 but I'm inclined to believe that Noel is actually a bit shorter than that, as some people who have see him irl claim.
>>500139There seems to be a LOT of rumours about Noel being bi/gay
and having dated Johnny Marr… No. 500153
File: 1748193817815.mp4 (4.63 MB, 640x480, MId 1990s Noel Gallagher on Oa…)

Rare mid 90s stoned Noel talking about Blur and being a tsunedere about Liam getting with Damon Albarn's then gf Justine
No. 500172
File: 1748196804488.mp4 (3.94 MB, 338x272, ScreenRecording-05-25-2025-12-…)

>liam calling himself a jilted bride when discussing the oasis demos repurposed for noels solo workanother one for the married brothers pile
https://www.tumblr.com/5nocerte/784168554084909056/aug-7-2017-liam-gallagher-interview-snippet No. 500186
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>>500153He's suuuuuuuch a jealous little man god I love him. He wants him all for himself it's disgusting
>>500151>That's Paul Weller not Liam! He looks so much like Liam in that gif omg I didn't even notice
No. 500201
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>>500153>Interviewer: Is your brother serious about stealing Damon's girlfriend Justine? >Noel: give a shit. Not botheredUm that's not what she asked
No. 500204
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>>500140Don’t apologise nona, I think he was pretty cute too. I’ve never been crazy about The Jam though
No. 500227
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>>500172>We haven't spoken for 9 yearsOof, I can't. This is from 2017 and some people suggest they had already made up by then but what if they didn't? When do you think they started becoming closer again?
No. 500258
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>>500253>I’d imagine they were still “talking” through some convoluted game of telephone involving their management, family members and sns for a longer while though.Do you think this was the case rather than a more simple and discreet direct line between the two? If many people were involved in this then sooner or later there would've been a leak of some sort about their relationship status. I like to think that maybe they asked their mum about each other or simply texted. I remember watching an old interview where Noel said they texted eachother for Christmas only a couple of times over the span of several years. I don't think that pr teams or lawyers got involved until Liam started talking serious shit about Sara. The reunion photoshoot is not enough to satisfy my curiosity, not even close, I can't believe they won't be seen next to eachother until the Cardiff gig. Oh well, not like I have tickets anyway
No. 500285
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Liam's reaction after finding out about Noel's divorce.
No. 500324
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Random youtube guy from 12 years ago COME BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IM LOSING MY MIND
No. 500423
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>>500285why is his brother CELEBRATING his divorce god they are so fucking weird
>>500324reminds me of Noel saying he puts on perfume before he goes smooching…do you think they No. 500425
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I'm so tempted to spend a fuckton of money on some resale concert tickets…any nonas who are going? I Need to See Them. Even if the place is bad idc. I understand how ye olde beatles fan must have felt now, I never cared about musicians so much before
Also thread tax, Noel vs Liam's handwriting (the contrast is so kawiwi)
No. 500483
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>>500324This is too much for me. Or maybe he used to borrow his stuff when they were on tour? Either way it's CUTE
>>500430>And there's nothing worse then being home on your ownThis reminds me of what Peggy has said about Liam's first years when he would be left at home for hours alone and miserable until one of his brothers or her got back home. That poor kid. Although apparently he kept writing in the 90s after Oasis hit major success, he just didn't share any of it. Pic related is from an interview in 1997. I wonder if he ever let Noel read any of those songs or if he kept a diary of some sort. Early and mid 90s Liam is so different than millennium Liam.
https://oasisinterviews.blogspot.com/1997/01/noel-liam-gallagher-unknown-1997.html?m=1 No. 500504
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Here’s something for the Beatles Nonas
No. 500516
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What are they reacting to anons
No. 500520
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Cute
No. 500564
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I don't know if this angle has been posted yet..
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Paul Mccartney and Damon together.. another crossover woah
No. 500567
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Random couple pushing the feminised Liam agenda with their Halloween costume
No. 500575
>>500565poor damon, the wall was stalking him in this photo
>>500135they are the one couple where i cant see either of them as anything other than switch
No. 500613
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>>500516This
>>500536 but also picrel
No. 500664
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>>499947TOPPEST OF KEKS holy jesus fuck thank you for replying, this made my day, imagining paul going flying like a muppet and then the enraged rolling around and clenching, meanwhile john watches on probably like picrel, enjoying it like no tomorrow
>"you just stay locked for about an hour with nobody doing anything"i'm absolutely wheezing oh jesus
No. 500692
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This must be from the long lost Loch Lomond video footage that Noel keeps under wraps. It does not match any angles of the photographs of the kiss and the image resolution looks like it's a still from a video
No. 500693
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Early days cuteness
No. 500695
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look at them holding hands aww
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>>500692I'm obsessed with it I need to know how long they kissed for. I almost feel like scouring the depths of the russian web for it, somebody must have a reupload
No. 500701
File: 1748292313149.mp4 (2.48 MB, 1278x720, 1000057428.mp4)

>the handcuffs bring out the gayness in me
No. 500702
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>>500695awwww it's like he's a tard and Noel is his handler
No. 500708
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>>500692the closest we have is this video, allegedly from that day but you cant see shit
https://x.com/gooratang/status/1859647963150287128 No. 500711
File: 1748292911096.mp4 (7.67 MB, 1280x720, 1000057434.mp4)

Did you know all throughout Oasis' 20 year run Noel never heard anyone else playing over his monitor not even his own guitar, nothing except Liam's voice?
No. 500713
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>>500708I almost feel like I'm watching a 911 footage. These random people filming (badly) what is probably a normal-ass day for them not realising they are about to experience history
for all intents and purposes this is my 911 No. 500726
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>>500718>when he says "I used to love it" with such convictionIt's so adorable…….. I'm sure he loved it indeed…..
I wonder if Liam even knew No. 500728
File: 1748294411499.mp4 (3.77 MB, 498x360, Relationship10yearslater.mp4)

I love how Noel sighs after watching the old interview (from Oasis - Noise & Confusion Interview - 13th October 2001) he's like reminiscing about the time when their relationship felt as abrupt as in 2001 yet much closer that at that point when they had both gotten married
>>500711He thinks he's being subtle doesn't he
>>500717Liam: He's got it easy now, taking the kids to school. I'm gonna fucking leather fucking someone tomorrow about 9:15, just to get back in the papers and back them handcuffs on me, d'you know what I mean? the feeling of them handcuffs man, brough out (?) the gayness in me
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No. 500747
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Sweet dreams nonnies
No. 500749
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All the shit noel has said locked behind matt morgans paywalled podcast…he lies so blatantly he’s not even trying here just dodging it outright.
https://www.tumblr.com/supersonic1994/784646678133260289 No. 500757
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>>500504The craziest part has gotta be John trying to marry Yoko in Paris 2 days after Paul got married. Pic rel, see the eiffel tower drawings kek
>On March 12, Paul married Linda Eastman at Marylebone Register Office in London, amid scenes of hysterical grief from his female fans. None of the other Beatles was present. The news reached John as he and Yoko were driving down to visit Aunt Mimi in Poole. Yoko’s divorce decree had become final a few weeks earlier, and, in a resurgence of Beatle copycat, John told her they, too, must get married as soon as possible”
>SALEWICZ: Well, I always found it interesting the fact that he got – I mean, it seemed too much like coincidence to me, the fact that he got married a week or month after you. You know what I mean?>PAUL: Yeah. I think we spurred each other into marriage. I mean, you know. They were very strong together, which left me out of the picture. So I got together with Linda and then we got strong with our own kind of thing. And I used to listen to a lot of what they said. I remember him saying to me, “You’ve got to work at marriage,” which is something I still remember as a bit of advice. I still remember that. Um… And then yeah, I think they were a little bit peeved that we got married first. Probably. In a little way, you know, just minor jealousies. And so they got married. I don’t know if that’s – I mean, who knows… [inaudible] making it up, anyway. No. 500867
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Nobody's posted The Garden in the new thread yet. I should fix that!
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No. 500904
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Oasisters…
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No. 500916
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>>500904He would say something like that and then deliver the most retarded answers on the same interview
No. 500933
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hhnng their height difference
No. 500934
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>>500931Ayrt I think it's cute how down to earth
and retarded he is despite being rich as fuck, Noel always seemed like the more greedy of the two (to the point that normies say he only agreed to get back together so he could make money to pay his alimony post-divorce) while Liam while also being very rich always dresses up in a shitty poly parka that makes him look homeless and cooks him alive. It's pretty cute
No. 500936
>>500931I love kinder eggs too but something about a 47 year old ex-cokehead northern man casually talking about the sugar rush of eating silly shaped chocolate aimed at little kids is so funny to me. He's so relatable without even trying
>>500933At some point Noel must have become permanently a bottom
>>500935Noticed this too, he seemed to have experienced an awful midlife crisis without his partner I mean brother
No. 500937
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>>500933where are you taking him Liam….
Noel looks so defenseless being dragged around like that, it's doing something to me No. 500940
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>>500937hes going to show liam whos on top after being bossed around for too long
>>500936I believe it
>insert quote about liam insinuating he rimmed noel here No. 500941
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>be Noel Gallagher
>wake up
>write song about grooming my little brother
>change the word "brother" for "lover"
>make billions of £ in profits
No. 500943
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Liam just cannot keep his hands to himself wtf
No. 500944
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>>500941That was the Masterplan all along
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>>500941you forgot the last step
>gaslight Liam the world about it No. 500952
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>>500915I can't believe they managed to make the French uncomfortable about their relationship, of all fucking people, the FRENCH, surreal
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>>500757>They were very strong together, which left me out of the picture. So I got together with Linda and then we got strong with our own kind of thing. >And then yeah, I think they were a little bit peeved that we got married first. Probably. In a little way, you know, just minor jealousies. Awwww Paul really got third wheeled by Yoko and John that's so cute. They should have just had the threesome John wanted them to have
and just become hippie poly redditor boomers No. 500979
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Kawaii liam taking care of his brotherwife.
No. 501282
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And normies actually believe they hate each other when they can read each others minds.
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Paris 1994. I've found three cute oneshots and the second one is set in the french capital around that time
https://wibblingrivalry.livejournal.com/ No. 501334
>What did you think of Jill Furmanovsky’s exhibition? Have you been there?
>Liam: Well, fans want to see pictures. If it did give anything to to fans of the band, then that’s cool… See, I don’t get anything out of the whole expedition ’cause I’ve seen it all.
>Noel: ‘Expedition’?! ‘Expedition’?! [laughs] Where did you go marching into? The South Pole?
>Liam: Oh, whatever… I’ve seen it all before. I’m not going, ‘Oh yeah, there’s a picture of Noel Gallagher’ – I’m arsed about pictures of Noel Gallagher, or Bonehead, or me, even. [To Noel] will you shut up, man?
>Noel: [laughing] ‘Expedition’…
>Liam: [laughing] Shut up, man… It’s for the fans, it’s not for the band, and that’s the end of it.
>Steve: So, at the moment, apart from not being bed-friendly, you seem to be getting on really well.
>Liam: I’m about to knock the cunt fucking right out.
>Steve: Is it always like this? Is it always on this edge, though?
>Noel: Hey, listen. We’re on this really big, loved-up expedition. The pair of us, we’re on a big loved-up expedition and we’re gonna go and build two love-heart-shaped igloos in the South Pole—
>Liam: Noel, shut up, man.
>Noel: —and we’re gonna walk across the icy wastelands with tennis racquets.
>Liam: Yeah. Bollock-naked with paintings of John Lennon on our willies, man.
>Noel: On our expedition.
>Source: Radio 1 inteview with Steve Lamacq, October 1997
Ugh theyre cute. I wish I caught onto the shipping back when I had my Oasis phase ages ago. It's a shame they've both hit the wall now. I need more ships with their particular brand of obsessed, codependent toxicity
No. 501341
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>>501332>>501334UGHHHH they're so fucking cute it's like they're not even real. Same anon, I wish I was There when they were at their peak and before the drugs and alkie hit them like a ton of bricks (Liam mostly). I can't believe I found them ugly when I first saw them, it's crazy how much they grow on you and I find them quite cute in a british (derogatory) way.
I noticed whenever they play-fight in front of journos and the journos say something about it Noel immediately reaffirms his love for Liam
>Liam: I’m about to knock the cunt fucking right out.>Steve: Is it always like this? Is it always on this edge, though?>Noel: Hey, listen. We’re on this really big, loved-up expedition. The pair of us, we’re on a big loved-up expedition and we’re gonna go and build two love-heart-shaped igloos in the South Pole—>Liam: Noel, shut up, man.encapsulates it perfectly. He's so down bad for it even 20 years later he's still outing himself accidentally in front of interviewers. It's always Liam, Liam, Liam, don't talk to me about Liam but I WILL talk about Liam even if you ask me an unrelated question. In vidrel the radio host fucking got his ass KEK
No. 501346
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>INT: Liam is there any scent that you're particularly fond of and that you've been using of late?>LIAM: I… I like Tom Ford stuff mate. Let me go and have a look what name it is um… It's in a black bottle. But then I found out it was a ladies one the other day, which is fine and that but it's cool yeah but um yeah. It's in a black bottle and it's called Black Orchid.>INT: Oh, by Tom Ford?>LIAM: I like that, yeah man.>INT: Yeah I like Tom Ford. You know Tom Ford put out a fragrance years ago and he was asked Tom Ford, are you aware that it smells like cocaine? and he said…>LIAM: [interrupts] Oh nice yeah>INT: Of course I'm aware of that because that's maybe why people love it.>LIAM: Yeah, the forever, the forever changing smell of cocaine.>INT:[laughs] With the amount that's been stamped on.>LIAM: No, I like that kind of smell and I like the smell of new shoes […].I have no words
>>501341He's such an avoidant-obsessive man
No. 501348
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>>501346Samefag, sorry for sperging about perfume but I thought I'd share some info about Black Orchid. It's a very intense and long lasting perfume according to Fragantica, check out the main notes as well. Liam pushes the feminization agenda on himself without even knowing kek. Themlet celebs wished they could pull this off as effortlessly as this walled middle aged man does
No. 501400
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>>501386It's like he just wants them to ask about it so he can pretend to be
triggered and talk about how Liam is "obsessed with him"
No. 501470
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Presented without commentary.
No. 501473
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>>501405Are you a McLennon
nonnie? I've actually been obsessed with their lore because of this thread and I've been telling all my boomer family friends that the Beatles were weird and gay about each other. I can't believe this isn't more well known by society, boomers have so many fucking secrets.
Anyway serious question for the experts here how do you feel about a possible fictitious John/Paul/Yoko throuple?
in a world where that would have been possible/in Paris Would John have been happy with that?
>thread tax No. 501476
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Unrelated but SEAsisters have so much good band rpf westaboo art, I get kaneoya sachiko now they are all so drawable
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>>501348I gotta smell this next time I'm at the stores, I don't know much about perfumes but it looks like something you'd wear to be slutty at the club
>Liam pushes the feminization agenda on himself without even knowing kekoh he knows
No. 501509
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>pic related has been verified to be Liam and Noel by other pictures from that 94' shoot>>501408As a recent and casual fan who enjoys some tunes quite a lot, if there's good live versions of them even better, and has barely started to look at Noel or Liam-penned songs searching for incest clues, I really don't have an opinion on the lineup. It's a pitty that -allegedly- Noel won't play leading guitar tho. But I am more interested in what will be the
very first song they'll play in Cardiff, how Liam's voice will sound and how will I manage to watch any footage of that first gig from my country. I don't know if the brothers are split 50/50 in matters of decision-making, probably not. Liam hinted in a picture a few days ago that he's on holiday in his house in Southern France and most recently he replied to a tweet saying he'll join rehearsals next week. Weird timing for a vacation if you ask me. What are your thoughts
nonnie? What lineup would you have chosen? Tomorrow is Noel's 58th birthday btw
>>501470Liam's dog psyche is somewhat fascinating
No. 501541
>>501473nta but the only throuple I would've been happy with was one with Linda or Cynthia. I don't blame Yoko for the breakup of the band, I think that's moronic, but I dislike her in other ways and the relationship she and john had was mostly so cringe and unhealthy to me. The only unhealthy codependent shit i wanna see is with Paul, lol.
>I've been telling all my boomer family friendsKEK oh god nona that's crazy
No. 501551
>>501540KEKKKKKK holy shit I didn't even notice
how did he even find this tweet????
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>>501509>Liam's dog psyche is somewhat fascinatingI have something for you.
No. 501577
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No idea where this pic is from
>>501552Gcest truly is the gift that keeps on giving, thanks anon
>>501564Noel was never a nice guy, in fact, there are many skeletons in his songwriting closet, but I do believe that after Liam got a bit older and messier they truly started deserving each other. I'm only sad about very early 90s Liam, later on he would become a shitty person too (very unprofessional performer, serial cheater, etc) and I don't think Noel could be blamed for that, at least not entirely.
>and then has the audacity to act coy…yup
No. 501588
>>501577Is this from one of the books written about them? I’ll have to slog through those eventually.
>I love him. And I don’t say that just because he’s my brother. He makes me laugh. He’s so surreal.This is how people talk about their crush…I need to get inside his brain so badly because I can kind of understand how Liam would fall in love with Noel by kind of imprinting and getting his wires crossed in the confusion but just how on earth did
Noel fall in love with Liam? Some of it comes from the jealousy and resentment you’d expect in a scapegoat/golden child dynamic like theirs but where the fuck did the psychosexual obsession sneak in? I can’t crack him at all..
No. 501590
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>>501588>This is how people talk about their crushFor real. The way they talk about each other is so goddamn bizarre. I almost wanna tell Noel to raise his standards, he's sounding like a pickme kek
No. 501591
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Why is Paul caressing his picture like that…
No. 501612
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>>501560They could be absolute annoying assholes together lmao. They were such little delinquents. No doubt John encouraged that behaviour in Paul, and Paul would go on to say he’d even try to goad John in saying the cruelest jokes cause he would get a kind of vicarious kick out of it. He always made excuses for John’s shitty behaviour. It’s no wonder Bob Wooler literally compared them to Leopold and Loeb, the notorious gay murder couple who believed themselves to be superior to everyone, that pretty much says it all. I love those slightly unhealthy components to their dynamic tbh
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>>501612>>501560Kekk they used to bully Stu together Paul must have loved that.
That said Paul did spend a lot of time apologizing for John and trying to end/prevent fights. John often linked Paul and Brian together as the ones who colluded to make him behave (and we see the pattern forming of John being into people who micromanage him).
>JOHN: I used to try to get George to rebel with me. I’d say to him, “Look, we don’t need these fuckin’ suits. Let’s chuck them out of the window.” My little rebellion was to have my tie loose with the top button of my shirt undone. Paul’d always come up to me and put it straight.>PAUL: There’s a story that I used to straighten John’s tie before we went on stage. That seems to have become a symbol of what my attitude was supposed to have been. I’ve never straightened anyone’s tie in my life, except perhaps affectionately. No. 501633
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>>501588I don't want to armchair about a man twice as old as me who I've never met but as a middle child myself I think I can see why HE could be obsessed with Liam from a young age, other factors besides birth order could've influenced this…
>be Noel>be bisexual>have a stubborn individualistic personality since a small child>young baby brother comes along so normal jealousy towards him is unavoidable>baby brother ADORES you because he's behind you in terms of developement and looks up to you (Liam is too young to have any individuality yet) he follows you around and thinks you're the smartest coolest person in the world, his bond with Paul is pale in comparison because unlike you he never shared a room with Liam, and at the same time he makes you feel like the older brother, and you like having someone to boss around, a lot>you're targeted by your abusive father, what makes Liam love you even more because you're standing up against the man that hurts all the family but mainly your mother (another important figure for Liam) and you, the cool brother>your different personalities accentuate as you mature and Liam wants to rebel against you not only because you're the brother he looks up to but because you're his surrogate father due to DV circumstances and abandonement (Paul was not because he's personality was softer than Noel's), Liam is building his individuality and sense of self>your strenghts are clear, you're the smart, creative and cynical brother, you're talented for songwriting and Liam admires that a lot>you're also a loner, and Liam is the only person that insists you let them in your life no matter how many walls you build around yourself because he's very dependentBUT, and this is the factor that changes everything and, to me, explains why Noel was obsessed about his brother
>Liam is turning into a very handsome young man, he's the extrovert, the hedonist and charismatic one (as Paolo Hewitt said, he was somehow bewitching)>Everyone, absolutely everyone adores Liam, on the other hand, you're the weirdo>But you're still Liam's favourite person and everyone knows that, even he knows that you know it and he can't do anything about it because the bond is too strongIf my hypothesis is correct, Noel's powertripping must've been insane. The debate could center around the real nature of Noel's feelings, was it obsession or was it something else? I hope my rant wasn't too cringe to read, here's a cute pic
>>501591That poor man, mourning for 45 years and counting
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>>501633Interesting nonna, lots of food for thought, thanks for your analysis. Like the others I am also mystified by whatever the fuck is up with their psychology their almost schizophrenic hot-and-cold attitude towards each other. It's not even shipping at this point their bond is just straight up way too intense for it to be sustainable, I mean for god's sake they're beating the shit out of each other - Liam broke his own foot kicking the door to Noel's room after he kicked out of the house a bunch of randoms from the bar Liam had brought in while they were touring. Your theory gives a lot of credence to Noel being bisexual since young
and not just musician gay because of party drugs and hedonistic lifestyle because Liam truly was extremely handsome when he was young, for real the powertripping must have been immense especially if he didn't get as much attention/compliments as Liam due to the fact that he was shorter, skinnier, weaker and his personality was much harsher (and indeed you can see from some interviews posted ITT he obviously had massive issues surrounding his body/appearance). Liam being the frontman of Oasis must have turboed his jealousy and control issues into the fucking stratosphere.
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>>501639samefag and now I will post some handsome Liam pics
the wall is so fucking cruel to bongs it's a goddamn tragedy, someone should have made like Hadrian and Alexander the Great and immortalized their fleeting youth and beauty into a shrine
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No. 501646
>>501633So do you reckon that
noel put his hands on liam solely to powertrip at first and then it just spiraled out of control after liams feelings toward him got messed up? And got swept up into bizarre romantic feelings accidentally since he himself is attracted to men? He seems to relish in the fact that their relationship is the way it is at times, like he won some game he made up in his head.
No. 501648
>>501577>there are many skeletons in his songwriting closetAnon can you go into this more?
>>501540Tinfoil: Liam actually knows a lot more about the shipping, including common terms, he just pretends not to. Maybe he's hoping if Noel is ever stalking his social media, by engaging with slightly
sus stuff, that he'll come across the ship stuff too and look into it, without Liam being the one to actually show it to him…idk
No. 501652
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Did my best to subtly blur the third man with the tragic hairline
>>501639> It's not even shipping at this point their bond is just straight up way too intense for it to be sustainableExactly nona, perhaps that's why it's so fascinating, it's like that quote of the car crash about to happen that you can't look away from. Luckily enough we're at the later stages of it and we know they survive so now we can rewind the tape and examinate with morbosity to excruciating levels of detail -if we dare and if we can with the little materials we find- what lead to that car crash and its aftermath.
>>501646I think you described it perfectly. Although I'm not sure who would have initiated the physical sexual contact in case there was any at all. Liam is careless about touching other men while Noel was extremely reserved even with women, at least that's what his first ex wife said, plus an old gf said he was self conscious about his naked body. Either Noel did it and regrets it completely because he did realise later how he messed up Liam's percetion of personal space, or Liam attempted to start it after years of emotional incest, but who knows what happened next and how Noel felt about it. Sometimes I believe they've fucked, sometimes I think I'm going crazy.
>>501648Check out James Hargreaves yt video
The Dark Side of Noel Gallagher, he talks about Oasis early days and the songwriting process of the band then
Noel didn't do everything himself He's got other videos about Oasis that are very interesting.
No. 501658
>>501648>Liam actually knows a lot more about the shippingI think I mentioned it before but he’s replied to liam/damon shippers goading him with jokes before, I don’t have caps though. Honestly the thing that skeeves me out isn’t Liam or Noel stumbling onto the gcest shit, its their zoomer kids finding it somehow. I think I would shoot myself if I found pictures and stories of my own dad and uncle being this rancid with each other.
>>501652>Sometimes I believe they've fucked, sometimes I think I'm going crazy.I wouldn’t have believed it either without the tongue kiss evidence. No amount of cocaine makes you stick your tongue down your brothers throat so casually and they weren’t even on enough drugs to not know what they were doing seeing as how it was during a gig that doesn’t have any bad behavior stories from it. They did that with each other often enough for it to look that natural. And they always dance around it when asked with blatant lies. Was it a regular thing for them to have sexual contact? I don’t know. But they’ve jerked each-other off at a minimum there’s no other way I can rationalize it.
No. 501661
>>501633>Everyone, absolutely everyone adores Liam, on the other hand, you're the weirdo>But you're still Liam's favourite person and everyone knows that, even he knows that you know it and he can't do anything about it because the bond is too strongdamn nonna, its like you pulled lines straight out of the gcest fanfic im writing
>>501646hnnnnng
No. 501674
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Noel in his red shirt and mushroom hair poking at Liam
>>501661>damn nonna, its like you pulled lines straight out of the gcest fanfic im writingLool, good luck with the fic, I hope the mancunian dialogue comes out smoothly and to be reading it soon!!!
in case you publish>>501658That time when Liam said they had had sex the nigh before and Noel introduces Champagne Supernova as Champagne Superuglycunt made me raise my eyebrows a lot as well.
No. 501682
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Sometimes Liam cries when he sings
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>>501652>Liam is careless about touching other men while Noel was extremely reserved even with womenNot to tinfoil but perfectly explainable
if he touched Liam first when he was young and in a such a way for it to be ingrained in him that that was "normal" touch. Or maybe not,
maybe it wasn't even Noel who did it but some other man that he trusted, Liam "men and religion have ruined me" Gallagher. I am also split over if they had actual sexual contact but the making out like it's a normal thing is just way too suspicious. They even put it in their goddamn
reunion tour trailer.
And like nonna said
>>501678> He was actively weighing the consequences of his words and said fuck it imma say it anyway.I noticed that too when I first saw it and Noel's (lack of proper?) reaction as well. He sounds drunk but not that drunk, and it doesn't sound like a joke, it sounds like an impulsive honest statement. At this point I think we have enough video examples of what he sounds like when he's joking around and when he's being serious.
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Sorry but they were so gay in their most recent collab,I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve seen each other’s dicks
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>>501689The thing about other men touching him potentially made me think of this again…does this not seem like a reaction from a CSA survivor? Him rejecting advances from a woman is normal but…
locking the door and shaking? I’m no expert on young men but I feel like most would push her aside and tell her to fuck off?
No. 501695
>>501691Oh my god I'm so glad you posted this I felt a little crazy watching the video earlier thinking "if I was still in my youtube shipping phase these two would be prime material."
They always make gay jokes with each other it's so funny.
No. 501697
>>501689Yes I think you're pointing on the right direction here with Liam normalising something like that. He seems to be an attention whore as well. Maybe that was just his way to stand out even and wasn't a consequence of CSA, but that would be and odd choice of erratic behaviour wouldn't it? Incest was and is taboo in the west, or at least is not cool or edgy if you want to become a rockstar. So I think you're right, it fits, it could have been hidden in plain sight.
>>501692Paula Yates was a bpdemon of first orther and 13 years older than Liam, I think she would've been intimidating to anyone barely starting in the music business but the anecdote does seem weird as well as you point out. When Noel said Liam had seven personalities he might've been implying he could be a brat but also a scaredy cat. He was very young and apparently very insecure too.
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Tragic
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just for fun: would liam top damon or is damon too chad? how likely are they both to switch? are you a bottom-liam 4lyfe gal?
No. 501731
I've just remembered that time Angelina Jolie got caught making anonymous comments on some random gossip website to make herself look good, and a part of me wonders if maybe either of the brothers could possibly present here with us too kek
>>501728They're 2 bottoms so at best they'll just do side stuff
No. 501763
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>>501708typical gay male behavior
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The ian leslie book is already out on the seas (aa, lg) just fyi mclennonas. it's the one that was excerpted in the sunday times, you may have seen screenshots around tumblr. I'm already digging in, it's already making me snicker sometimes because it reads like a mclennon essay/thesis to me
No. 501782
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>>501773>A young man who we spent some stolen moments with on the last oasis tour in Korea Again, what did he mean by this
>>501708second video for the interested
more typical gay male behaviour No. 501783
>>501728I see Liam as a top because Noel admitted to be a pillow prince and I love the dynamic of needy silly seme + tsundere uke but I could see him switching with
Dermot Damon
>>501708>>501763Makes so much sense now why he hangs up with American celebs, he's a fucking degenerate and not in the kawaii tragic way anymore smh
>>501737Kek
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>>501728Liam being way shorter than Damon takes me out every time
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gramps is shitposting on twitter again
No. 501806
>>501796Me on the right
>>501801Noel needs to limit him to a maximum of 3 tweets per day, or cut off his internet entirely
No. 501851
>>501834He did this on another interview in early 2024 before they announced the reunion and I swear he was low-key laughing his ass off because they probably had been on good terms for a while and it was all theatre. Notice how he talks
>Your ass falls off your pants Or something like that, absolutely deranged even if it's the scripted response his pr team gave him to brush the reunion questions off when they were made
No. 501883
>>501851>then you've got to be in the same room as me, and then we both know how that ends upare they capable of talking about eachother in a way that
isn't homoerotic?
No. 501890
>>501869When I get home I will consider taking one for the team and paying to listen to that podcast if the price is not too crazy. Noel seems to have become much less reserved than when he was young, or as
>>501884 said that's just his sense of humour now. Noel is know for being a filthy lier so maybe he has anyway
>>501883>When you try to imply violent tension between your brother and you but it ends up sounding like sexual tension No. 501892
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>>501890you should
rip the audio and post it here for us I admit
I was considering doing the same thing because I'm going crazy about them I need to understand his mind so bad
>>501883Well apparently when he's in the same room as you he pinches your nipple and kisses you in the ear
>>501470 so I'm not sure what we're supposed to take away from that statement Noel!
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Noel fucking him out of the frame
No. 502007
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No. 502012
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Liam as always obsessed with dick lol tiny Blur mention
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>>502012jesus how is he so fucking funny
No. 502021
>>502012And the knob owner? Noel Gallagher himself
>>502014And the alien is male too good job fueling the allegations liam.
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>>502041My king, I kneel. And it's his birthday today! Lots of cute art from based SEAsisters. I have no idea how the western zoomer fandom is for them and I have no wish to find out
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puts him in my pocket
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>>502059same
nonnie I have so many funny caps saved from this thread
>mclenonnies as grandmas No. 502066
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even more loads of cute art on xitter I recommend
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There are lots of unfunny thirstpost memes on pinterest but these one's funny to me
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>>502068I've also been scouring through pinterest for them and now it's trying to tell me something
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>>502073Kek
nonnie, if I scroll long enough I get the exact same shit
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Interesting
>But then I thought do I really want people to go, 'Ah, there he is. Now we can pidgeonhole him.'?
Yeah Noel, your NGHFB lyrics about Liam are not very cryptic
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>>502063ive only screenshot this so far. made me kek out loud
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>picLiam constantly gazing Noel was evident to the press even back when they were barely starting to play gigs, how cute
>>502066I wonder how he's celebrating his bday tonight and obviously who's with him
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>>502063It does make me a bit curious how many grandmas out there did think about them in this way at the time. The idea of it is very endearing.
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1/2
https://oasisinterviews.blogspot.com/1998/02/noel-liam-gallagher-gq-february-1998.html?m=1
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2/2
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Something I'll need to know before I die is figuring out which brother called first. I know Liam was the one to send the occasional message that would be blocked or ignored but I really hope it was Noel who was the one to initiate things. Although Noel's lazy ass and awareness of Liam's desperation makes me feel like Liam immediately came to Noel's texts once he saw the news of his divorce.
No. 502110
For his birthday I wish him to finally get into a relationship with his brother.
>>502099I'd love to know all about their communication in the downtime. Their first proper conversation where they got themselves sorted out must have been cathartic and explosive. I also hope Noel was the initiator, I like semes who go for it.
No. 502113
>>502099Noel would never make the first call. I think there were rumors about liam hanging around backstage at gigs where noel was present before the divorce actually happened. I think Liam would have made the call the moment he saw cracks in the marriage and the reconciled over time leading up to the reunion while pretending to hate each other publicly still. I think we won’t be able make solid guesses until we actually see them speaking again. It’s gonna be hard though since they’re trying to keep PR airtight for this tour. Debbie was probably involved in getting them back together as well.
>>50211090s noel was seme but old ass noel of today is a bottom bitch of epic proportions, he’s taking it in the ass from now on.
No. 502121
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Nonnies, I love all of you, this is a great thread full of good vibes. The internet is fun again.
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This exists btw
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>>502074I have the exact same meme saved but Mclennon kek
>>502086The girls back then did weird shit to cope, like one girl who pretended Paul was her mum and John was her dad. Or whatever this is
>Pamela des Barres, the groupie famous for her dalliances with real-life rockstars like Mick Jagger and Keith Moon, recounted her experiences with fantasy ones, too—as a teenage Beatles roleplayer. “We were two girls in a constant state of Beatle skits. I played John and myself, and she played Paul and herself. We could switch personalities with the flick of an accent. We […] professed undying love with semiperfect working-class Liverpudlian accents. At night, we played all four people at the same time, when we would lie entwined in each other’s arms, pressing our four sets of lips together in an eternal expression of Beatle Love.” No. 502175
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>>502173> At night, we played all four people at the same time, when we would lie entwined in each other’s arms, pressing our four sets of lips together in an eternal expression of Beatle Love.M-me and who?
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>>502173I have no words to describe how beautiful that is. Is just LOVE
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>>502090>the more pleased Noel looks with him, the more emotional Liam gets hnnnngghhhhhhh
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>>502121I love you too nonnies and keep having fun ♥
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Kawaii…he was actually whipped but the demons got to him occasionally (more than occasionally).
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>>502206GOD he pretends not to be but he's so down bad for it every time Liam's not around he can barely keep it in his pants, HOW did normies believe they hated each other
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>>502212samefag
he's the one who says it No. 502217
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>>502212they really are two parts of a whole huh, I hope they do and with the help of the fujo goddess we shall get a lot of fanservice amen
No. 502222
>>502209>>502206Him simultaneously being a turbo too-cynical-for-it-all tsundere and yet so pathetically whipped is pure crack for my soul. I need more pathetic Noel.
>>502217We need to see some kisses on stage again like the old times…and groping.
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>>502222>We need to see some kisses on stage again like the old times…and groping.I've got u nonna I got good seats for one of the shows you bet your ass I'll be there with binoculars hopefully they won't be having a lovers' spat on the day
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god I can feel his jealousy through the screen, hes not subtle at all kek
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>>502230samefag, but now both of them being jealous of each other, when you read this it really becomes clear that they married and got divorced at the same time to get at each other
>>502231he really wanted to be the most important person in his life (and I guess he got that now…)
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>>502232>decide to get married to your girlfriend in secret>your brother finds out and throws a shit fit, decides he's going to get married to his girlfriend the same week>said girlfriend to whom he could barely express his love to, to whom he proposed over the phone to, because "everyone is getting married">Liam finds out, throws an ashtray through a studio windowh-how is one supposed to interpret this incident
No. 502260
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>>502232well he
irish married him first so
No. 502281
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Liam is soulmate pilled…their love will live on forever ♥
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Why didn’t you guys tell me paul was caked up earlier?
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>>502342You're writing it so you can post it here for us, right nonna?
also same. why are they so fucking addicting No. 502362
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>>502347How does a man get this kind of fat distribution
No. 502439
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Someone in the tags pointed out how liam wears a watch on his right wrist even though he isn’t left-handed…guess who is left handed? They are straight out of a novel with how thematically tight their relationship is…
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>>502439it's like a fujo cooked them up for the greatest BL novel to ever exist, maybe god is indeed a woman
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>>502469If only they were prettier..
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>>502480I swear they grow on you. At first I thought they were really ugly now I find 90s Liam extremely attractive and Noel a qt, he's like a little angry bird with his manlet size and those eyebrows
>picrel average oasis rabbit hole experience No. 502488
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Liam making fun of Noel being tiny is straight up fentanyl to me
No. 502491
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>>502362do you think John every grabbed those cheeks
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>>502491He must have thought about it at least
>We were away. The boys had relaxed. As we walked off to do the next scene, I heard them joshing each other, like schoolboys on the way to class. 'Are those jeans tight, Paul?' That was John. 'What do you mean tight?' 'I can see your suspender belt through 'em and your stockings. You've got ladders in them.' No. 502504
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>>494055Used to unironically read Youtuber fanfics, my favorites were the pewds x cryoatic ones
even a few self inserts No. 502506
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>>502504my gultiy pleasure was septiplier… also
soda/Reckful later on, their japan vlogs were really something and their tourguide (and fan) was clearly a fujo it was so fun to watch
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>>502493my dude was keeping tabs on him through the press and commenting (insulting) his pap pics on his twitter. He was BAD after the breakup
No. 502513
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Paul wearing John's glasses awwww kawiwi
No. 502516
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>>502501Holy shit, his ass is actually dangerous for any male attracted person around
No. 502520
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>>502516Chubby Paul in suit pants is literally just Shiv Roy
>>502517I consider Beatles to be pseudo historical and since we're currently shamelessly ass posting we are in no place to judge jumpscares
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obscene
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>>502517Post whatever you like
nonnie!!
>>502487Noel looked better styled a certain way while I think Liam was able to pull off a wider range of haircuts because he had a better face. Noel was ageing better than Liam until recently
he got fat, Liam at least stopped dying his hair and getting it cut like a Renaissance merchant and he is thinner now
No. 502523
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>>502520Those 60s pants were a menace…
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>>502523needs detention for dress code violation
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>>502522>Liam at least stopped dying his hair and getting it cut like a Renaissance merchant and he is thinner nowKekkkkk. I think pre-wall the JL mullet suited him but somewhere along the way his lower face got too manly for it and he looked like the prince from Shrek. Noel has the best haircuts over the decades imo, maybe Liam can get him into shape again he's up at 5am british time on a Saturday to work out right now
and shitpost on twitter No. 502536
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>>502511Did you see the rest of the tweet before he deleted? He was fucking seething at the people getting to hang out with noel while he was moping at home. Some people in the notes said that by “nuns” he might have been trying to say “nonce” so uh, yeah…
No. 502539
>>502536If this is true,
>you bunch of short hairy apes, you've got no chance with the nonce……is he calling his brother a nonce? and saying they've got no chance (sexual) with him because of it?
Where did he touch you Liam, show me on the doll No. 502541
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First time I saw this on my dash I just scrolled past thinking it was an arty pencil drawing of some woman but no it's Paul.
Reminds me of that story where Bob Dylan saw him on stage from behind and was like "get that girl off the stage!!" And someone was like "no Bob that's one of the Beatles" and he was like "I don't care, get that girl off the stage!" kek
No. 502542
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>>502541He looks like one of those sheep with fluffy butts
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>>502532and only a few years later he would be whining pathetically for his brother to come back, tragic.
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>>502542kekk
>>502545>>502480But Liam is conventionally hot right? In a cavemannish way. Also unfortunately
I had an almost-sex dream about Noel (I'm not even a gcest anon so thanks for that guys). I always thought he was ugly but he and I had chemistry so I guess I could come around No. 502553
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>>502547Noel looked so in love with Liam on that video lol, I watch it everyday
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I understand why LG was obsessed with Lennon, they had the same silly energy
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>>502556I need to believe they still do love eachother, I'll be in a cortisol peak until new concert footage emerges and body language clearly shows they're close again
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>>502559Same nonna. Literally going to be like this until then.
No. 502571
>>502549Lmaoo I'm losing my shit over this comment. any time I see a mention of Paul I'm gonna be thinking about his "big weird looking ass"
>>502556I don't think Noel would come back to the band if he didn't love Liam. He dropped off for 15 years, coming back would've been too big of a hit to the ego if he just needed money, I think he's there for personal reasons
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good morning i love you lolcow rpf thread
>>502529>maybe Liam can get him into shape again he's up at 5am british time on a Saturday to work outah, finally an excuse to post my favorite liam tweet
>>502549this man sounds like he's been thinking about Paul's ass for many years
>>502553noel is
beaming at him. its true love idc
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>Matt: If you had to have sex with a cartoon character, who would it be?>Noel: uhh… penelope pitstop, dick dastardly […] yeah penelope pitstop she’s quite fit >Matt: what was dick dastardly about?>Noel: well, he’s just some mad rampant powerful fucking fisting on it (?)>Matt: ok…Noel would fit right in with the girlies on /g/ lmao
the interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w203siNUvY8&ab_channel=NoelGallagher No. 502619
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>>502608my man is not beating the bisexual allegations
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>>502608The only good lc moid
No. 502625
>>502608This video is great, he's such a funny dude you'd never know he's a total psycho
>9:10>Have you ever been in a love triangle? interesting reaction…
No. 502626
>>502625He was having vietnam flashbacks
about his little brother from that question.
No. 502631
>>502582>picI wonder what reading all that made Noel feel if he ever did kek
>>502625Morgan's podcasts are such a great source of Gallagher lore although we should take any stories told by Noel with a pinch of salt. I personally think Morgan is an unfunny creep but he's good at pulling Noel's tongue
No. 502654
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some kawaii mclennon art
No. 502676
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My first yaoi ship ever was about the minecraft youtubers Willyrex and Vegetta777…
I even wrote about it on my diary when I was 11
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>>502676"I think gays are cute but I'm not a lesvian I just think they're cute for example: -Wigeta-, they're so cute even when I know they love each other hehehe I love their minecraft chapter where they marry hehe"
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Cuuuuuuuuuuute. Now all I need is for them to have ever worn each other's clothes and I'm set
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they look so cute here
>>502712yes! they're all from twitter, you can find some good ones trough retweets mostly since they dont tag
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Need some fanart of Liam and Noel watching SpongeBob while eating weetabix together
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This is what Noel's ex bf mate from The Inspiral Carpets said about Liam
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Look at him flinching hnnngg
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>>502812so close ugh, I mourn all the moments that weren't caught on camera
No. 502869
>>502864None alas I'm esl. I actually haven't found any fic I really really like and would like some recs from other nonnies
>>502865I think they curse, grunt and groan, probably not a single articulate sentence made, and a lot of
post nut shame
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>>502864I have not but I have drawn fanart of them… Liam and his tambourine is just so fucking moe. Seconding
>>502869 for your favourite fic recs. The angstier and more dramatic the better. Though at this point I don't even need fics, their real life is already dramatic enough
No. 502884
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He's always calling his brother gay kek
No. 502896
>>502864i have but ill never post it anywhere
>>502891when you see me at the comic con in a rugby shirt and cricket bat in-hand thats how we'll find each other
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>>502896These man city shirts were actually a good fit I want one. (Repost bc dropped pic)
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>>502888>>502893Seconding the other nona i think their fundamental inability to express their emotions is what led to more and more frequent and violent blowouts until they (but especially Noel) couldn't handle it anymore. Like here
>>502735 Noel's
alledged ex bf friend says that even
Liam couldn't express his emotions very well, which is surprising with how wild and expressive he seems. Other people have said the same thing over the years, that he was surprisingly an introverted person. Like read this, what kind of behaviour is this if not two people who have explosive feelings they cannot verbalise to each other?
Over why Noel left, in my opinion, Noel was always the more sensitive and reflective of the two and the one most fucked up by the abuse. And of course the one most in love with/obsessed with Liam. He got hit extremely hard by Liam and Patsy being engaged and then having a kid, he was seeing John Lennon and Yoko Ono all over again (one might even say he was in Paul's shoes kek) and he was afraid of Liam losing interest and leaving the band, but most of all not needing him anymore. "Why does the press write about you and your bird, why don't they write about us?". After that blow, he was probably in a state of eternal hurt and anger as the years went on. Towards the end when he started talking about them being in a "bad marriage" and "staying together for the kids" I get the feeling he was just sad and fed up with Liam no longer being under his total control and not being his favorite person anymore. You can tell from the way he moped for 15 years about "not being needed" and made his entire solo career out of writing response songs to Liam about his feelings (as he always did since the beginning of oasis). In the end I think the no contact did him good because their relationship was unquestionably too
toxic to function. Even if Noel definitely did it to hurt Liam. Whatever kind of healing Noel was looking for by leaving Liam I get the feeling he got it, while Liam didn't and crashed out his entire personal life (as he was already doing before to be fair). Instead he stayed angry for years a la scorned lover until he started being desperate for Noel again.
No. 502904
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>>502900One of the sources, vidrel when asked if he wanted kids
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>>502900you put my thoughts into words nona I agree, I think Noel had a huge inferiority complex towards Liam. when Liam had him as his highest priority it was fine (and upheld his self-esteem) but once he wanted to marry Patsy, in Noels mind he believed Liam was leaving him even if that was not fully true, ensue jealousy and resentment. it's a shame, I #hope all those years apart would let them heal some wounds and start over.
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>>502905>once he wanted to marry Patsy, in Noels mind he believed Liam was leaving him even if that was not fully true, ensue jealousy and resentment.This, Liam was a dumb dumb for not realising his brother's feelings. Like other smart and beautiful nonnies have said ITT Noel must have gotten an insane high from being Liam's favorite person, who to him was everything he was not (beautiful and charming and loved by everyone). Him and Paul were also horribly abused by their dad, to the point that both of them developed a stutter at 5 years old and had to re-learn how to talk. Noel's jealousy and sense of ownership and fear of abandonment towards Liam is completely unparalleled, I 100% believe he had a hand in turning Liam into such a mess relationship-wise. It must be hard for him, who never had a proper relationship role model, to start a serious relationship with a woman only for your brother, who you worship, to be jealous of you and start treating you like shit. It's a test of allegiances and it's very confusing and it makes you feel like you're cheating, especially if you're already in a trauma-bonded emotionally incestous relationship with someone else. The way that Noel gloats to this day about Liam being obsessed with him, like he "won", is extremely creepy, as it's almost like he's proud that he made such a mark in Liam that he'll never get over him. Almost like revenge for that first time he felt abandoned by him.
>>502896KEK NONNA
I will admit I found one of the man city shirt they're wearing on depop and I regret not buying it so much… No. 502922
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>>502921From their brother Paul's memoir
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>>502921>The way that Noel gloats to this day about Liam being obsessed with him, like he "won", is extremely creepyIt is, and you would be hard pressed to find a normal person who would say statements like
>>500906 against their brother, gloating about him being obsessed and ‘in love’. which I think he says this to his friends as well, like Matt, I highly doubt he would think of picrel without Noel telling him, Matt never even met Liam.
It does kind of remained me of Pauls description of their father in his book, that he could not let his children win even in the most insignificant way. No. 502944
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>>502905You could literally just swap the names out and that would be true for Mclennon as well, crazy
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>>502944This must be why their dynamics are so compelling
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height difference driving me insane atm
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>>502961Nonnie you are the fucking GOAT, thank you ♥ so excited to listen to these. we appreciate you
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>>502963same… this picture of them activates the shit out of my almonds. Can you believe they're not even 180cm tall? Liam is 178cm and Noel is 174cm (that's 5'8" and 5'10" for you burgerfags)
No. 503004
>"If I was a teenage girl, I'd think, fuck me, he's really good looking. If I was a teenage boy, I'd think, If that fucker can do it, then there's hope for us all. But I don't understand why he appeals to me." - Noel about Liam
>He constantly needs to reassure himself that he's vital to what Oasis is. When we're doing these big stadium gigs and there 60,000 people chanting, 'Lee-um! Lee-um!' I'm like, 'Is that not enough for you?' So I just put it down to… he's a fucking idiot. But he's my idiot, I guess." - Noel about Liam
(This is literally fucking fanfic trope language)
>"Sit on me knee," says Liam, as Noel perches on a flight case.
"You’re the puppet," comes the response. "You sit on my fucking knee."
>On stage, I just want him… and it's like… it's only me and him, right, […] when he turns to me, and I turn to him, at, like, one guitar break or whatever, and we just both look at each other… And that's what it's about for us." - Noel
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For fanfic rec anons, I liked this one though I guess it’s whatever “canon divergence” is in RPF terms. Still going through the tag and mass downloading some for my flight tomorrow, ill tell you if any of those are worth a look.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44956378/chapters/113119009?view_adult=true>>503001I’m saying it because Noel mentioned it somewhere (not in those exact words obviously) I’m just blanking on the source atm.
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>>502961you're an angel
nonnie, thank you! here's a directory of all the eps with Noel if you didn't already know
https://www.tumblr.com/oacest/780007278938062848/matt-morgans-podcast-directory. it would probably be easier to zip them so the file wouldn't be too big.
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>>503043Thanks for the list nona! I have uploaded the first ten podcasts on zip format here
>>502961 . I hope they work fine lol I will try to post more today
>>502998whem Noel was still living with his mam I hope No idea, I would love to hear takes on this and on when they stopped fucking permanently
>>503035Will check it out thanks!!
No. 503121
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>>503119Liam being silly onstage with his tambourine when he's not singing is pure moe crack cocaine for me, but it also makes me sad when I remember Noel forbade him from learning to play guitar (or any instrument for that matter it seems) or he'd break his legs
No. 503159
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They're starting rehearsals today….. Anything can happen from now on
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No. 503163
>>503121>Noel forbade him from learning to play guitar (or any instrument for that matter it seems) or he'd break his legsShit did he? I thought Noel was simply extremely unsupportive, I'd imagine he'd make fun of him constantly or something like that but not to the extent of being such an insecure control freak oh well who am I kidding that's so Noel
>>503035This fic is so goooood thanks
nonnie ♥
>>503159for the 98.146 time: oh to be a fly on the wall when those two are in the same room!
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>>503159in the same room for a month… I NEED behind the scenes footage if you know what I mean
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martin and hamzah from slushy noobz. i love how much fun they have playing episode, they enjoy it so much more than some of the 'legit' games they play
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>this thread
No. 503325
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In bed
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>>503273that's how you end up with picrel, good work nonnies
No. 503328
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Noel on re: My Sister Lover
He's never talked about this song ever in 30+ years. Even on the booklet it's the only song which he didn't say anything about.
The only time he's ever talked about it was in an 1998 interview where he said
> "That one's off "Stand By Me", isn't it? The other two, "(I Got)The Fever" and, er, thingy [he means "My Sister Lover"], they're the ones I like the least."https://oasisinterviews.blogspot.com/1998/10/noel-gallagher-nme-31st-october-7th.htmlMy dude cannot even SAY the name of the song.
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>>503328someone needs to take one for the team and ask him about it, I need to see him try and weasel his way to justify the lyrics kek
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>>503330like yeah dude, you picked up the pen and YOU wrote the "thingy" and YOU made your brother sing it (right into your ear through your mix which didn't have anything other than his voice, not even your own guitar). Explain please.
Knowing Noel he'd just say it doesn't mean anything like the big fat liar that he is kek (even here he's trying to deflect like "oh I just had to write some B sides" uh-huh). I actually don't think it's a bad song, wonder why he doesn't like it. The guitar riffs are really good.
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>>503333Denial is the most powerful drug
No. 503350
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>>503333Right, and as if it wasn't the most painfully obvious song about liam to begin with he also reworked it later to Lock all the doors that has the starting lyric "she wore a star shaped tambourine, the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen" like come on now no denying can justify that
No. 503355
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They had the most bizarre body language sometimes, like here, when the CD player gets stuck and Noel leans over Liam who doesn't move at all and says
I'll check the switch I'll check the bitch>>503332Liam on my left ear and Noel on my right heheh
>>503349Crazy that Liam sung that song live exactly one year ago for the first time, was he sending a message??
No. 503362

>>503350He technically wrote Lock All The Doors first in 1992 with slightly different lyrics (closer to My Sister Lover)
https://youtu.be/NzdYNjLbwZI>A feeling sleeping deep inside>You hide it so I'll never find >Today I think I'll waste your time>You never notice you are blind>The dream I have can never be(…)
>Lock all the doors>Maybe they'll never find us>I can be sure, like never before, this time>Get down on the floor>Turn all the lights off inside>I can be sure, likе never beforе, this timeMy Sister Lover came out in 1997 with slightly reworked lyrics, a new bridge (you're my lover/I'm your brother) and a small, curious change in POV
https://youtu.be/1YmMzXntb_w>A feeling sleeping deep inside>You hide it so I'll never find>Today, I think I'll waste my time>You never notice, you are blind>The dream I have can never be(…)
>You're my lover>I'm your brotherI'm not sure when he added the new intro lyrics for Lock All The Doors about the "girl" with star shaped tambourine (can't forget who gave this mystery person that fucking star shaped tambourine!) but here he is singing it a whole ass 13 years later with his band
>She wore a star-shaped tambourine>Prettiest girl I'd ever seen>Was standing lost and lonely on the shore>I tried to catch her every night>Dancing on the road in her candlelight>But I can't seem to reach her anymore
>Lock all the doors>Maybe they'll never find us>I could be sure, like never before, this time>Get on the floor!>Turn all the lights off inside>I could be sure, like never before, this timeSo if I'm not missing something and my timeline is not off, my man added the star-shaped tambourine reference to his already explicit Liam love song an entire 6 years after the split. Liam is right and he has been writings songs about him his entire career and he can't seem to stop.
No. 503364
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>>503362Dropped my favorite part of the new lyrics
>She never hears me when I speak>I gotta find out where that magic sleeps>And I can feel you underneath my skin>Ready for take-off, warm inside>'Cause I don't wanna sail on the ocean wide>'Cause we might never live to meet againwe might never live to meet again huh
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>>503362>>503364It's so decadent
No. 503384
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>>503368That's just typical avoidant attachment behaviour. "You can't abandon me if I abandon you first". When Liam recognizes (rightfully) that he wrote Acquiesce about the two of them he denies it, gaslights him and says hurtful shit like how it's about him and his gf and that "he doesn't need him" (weird comparison by the way). But at the same time during their split he's crying and moaning about how Liam "doesn't need him". You are the one who left! I think in his mind he truly believed he was never going to see Liam again. That it was Liam who didn't want to see him, because "he would have to be in the same room as me, and we both know how that goes" (whatever the fuck that means). I mean for god's sake towards the end they were in an endless game of chicken all "you call me first" "no you CALL me first" "no YOU" about the oasis reunion.
I fully believe in his mind he abandoned Liam first before he could abandon him, and that since now they were split, they were never going to see each other again because he felt that that's what Liam wanted.
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>>503362Noel’s “cover story” for the star shaped tambourine line in the NGHFB version of the song is this photo of his gal pal Kate Moss with a star shaped tambourine but like…the rest of the lyrics are clearly romantic/sexual in nature so all he really explains away is the tambourine lyric lmao.
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No. 503396
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>>503394>so all he really explains away is the tambourine lyric lmao.>Hey we should have a naked top model holding the same star shaped tambourine which I gave my brother for his 20th birthday and that was famously associated with him throughout the 90s for this song I repurposed from an incestual love songI wish I had been in that room
No. 503399
>>503396Noel isn’t
that dastardly, it’s from a professional photoshoot for a magazine, there’s no way he would have been involved. He saw the opportunity for plausible deniability present itself and took it because he’s a liar addicted to telling the truth.
No. 503404
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>>503399>He saw the opportunity for plausible deniability present itself and took it because he’s a liar addicted to telling the truth.very apt description…
No. 503428
>>503384>That it was Liam who didn't want to see himGod if we just knew what went down on the breakup night! But apparently Andy was there too and he said their fight then was about the usual stuff, nothing that would actually prompt this. Maybe Liam just said some casually heated thing like "well if you hate working with me then you don't have to" and Noel's bippie demons took that as an immediate divorce
>>503409Now they need to try wrestling
No. 503467
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>>503163>Noel forbade him from learning to play guitarthis is probably the quote they were talking about
No. 503470
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>>503467God he's such an
abusive little freak
No. 503476
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>>503475so upset the video for this one is gone
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No. 503504
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>>503497Based Noel the resident age gap gay sex brother fucking enjoyer, taught Liam well
No. 503562
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Cute Noel audios being sweet about Liam (1/2)
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No. 503655
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Liam's posting about how their rehearsal was
No. 503657
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>>503656I'm freakiiiiiiiiiiiiing anything is possible
No. 503677
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Who Feels Love? (2000)
>Thank you for the sun the one that shines on everyone
>Who feels love
>Now there's a million years between my fantasies and fears
>I feel love
sometimes I think Noel had a point there re the cricket bat kek
No. 503678
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>>503662same nonna I can't wait for it I hope we get some cute pics of them together Noel is such an ass for forbidding them from doing public appearances
No. 503682
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>>503655>>503656I think he's being sarcastic but he's nevertheless funny as always
>>503677Two decades later Noel would feel more sympathetic towards Liam the night of that gig
but I wouldn't mind if there had been a cricket bat incident 2.0 No. 503684
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>>503682>Were you arguing with him? >Oh no. no, no, no. You don't argue with Liam, Liam argues with…the etherI kekked, they're both so fucking funny people. Is this gig he's referring to
>>503677 this one? He sounds like a mama hen tard wrangling his chicks. Liam must have been a handful, there's a video where he's molesting Noel onstage where he seems so designated and he's asking Liam if he's drunk (but physically just accepts it as always)
No. 503687
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>>503677>Liam lays down on his back in front of Noel and pretends to masturbatevidrel they cut out the best part REEEE, apparently Liam was drunk as fuck at this gig which gave us a lot of good fanservice moments inculding a kiss on the cheek
an anon last thread said Noel had a boner, but I couldnt find what they were talking about in the full gig No. 503697
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>>503691For the life of me I can't find the video right now but it's this
No. 503700
>>503697oh kek nona that's Wembley 2000 this
>>503687 gig, truly a bleesed day
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>>503700So that's the same one Noel said was the worst day of his life? Interesting. Thank you gcest historians, I need to keep learning my lore
No. 503702
>>503684Yes that's the gig he was talking about. I will never get over Liam wearing parkas indoors
>>503697Aw shit why were they so cute, I
need this in Cardiff
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>>503702Cutest parka autist
No. 503704
Interesting I had no idea they were fighting right before this clip
>>503697>He just apologized profusely in my ear. I swear to youTheir relationship is completely bipolar
No. 503857
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so has anyone here been made sad and possibly teary over mclennon? asking for a friend, could never be me ofc haha the very idea of getting emotional over two misogynistic men haha…
picrel has to do with the "I'm only dreaming" music video
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>>503857I get upset over them regularly, I was so jealous and sad reading anon's cute posts about the Oasis reunion. I want that for Mclennon!! Your OTP getting broken up by literal murder is too much…
No. 503866
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>>503857cheer up here's some pizza
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https://files.catbox.moe/6kbmez.mp4Invalid codec error no matter what I do to try and fix it so I am just dropping the link here bc I'm too tired trying to fiddle with the file.
>inb4 (imageboard) banI TRIED FARMHANDS, anyways
>noel leaning back and looking at liam while he sings>liam leaning into noel and giving him his full attention>the tender glances This is the sweetest video I've seen of them yet…it feels like I'm intruding on their space by watching this…the people who say they hate each other are actually retarded, this is love between two people…I need to sit down.
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>>503959This commenter knows whats up
No. 504042
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>>503880Cute as fuck uuuughhhh my heart. Even more when you remember like all of the songs he writes are about Liam. No wonder Wonderwall is basically the designated dude who can play guitar love song, bet he sang it to Liam like that
No. 504062
>>503880Ooow nice find nona
>>504044I am getting cute aggression from this
No. 504070
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>>503865>I want that for Mclennon!! Your OTP getting broken up by literal murder is too much…Aw nonna, I feel you. So sorry your OTP got robbed of 40+ years of cute
walled old man moments, and all for extremely senseless reasons too. They were peak drama when it all went down, it's sad they never got a chance to reconnect like the gallaghers
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this thread kinda ruined my life but i’ve learned to appreciate it
fun to see the fandom exchange as well..the rot consumes
a lot of new brocons on tumblr
No. 504109
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>>504103>this thread kinda ruined my life but i’ve learned to appreciate itkek nonna what do you mean by that
No. 504166
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Noel got spotted taking the tube to the rehearsal yesterday (in a secret location) and he looks so fat for some reason kek korean twt said it looks like he has a hot water bottle under his jacket?
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>>504166they also made this
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>>504170Also pathological liar noel let it slip that take me away is indeed for liam. He writes love songs for his brother and sings them to him in front of everyone and still has the audacity to act tsundere.
>flood detected No. 504176
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>>504165yeah
>>504167i'm dead lol
>>504170>>504172>He writes love songs for his brother and sings them to him in front of everyone and still has the audacity to act tsundere.Heh
No. 504182
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>>504177I love this "time travel" type of fan art so much. They are always so cute
No. 504187
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>>504172They're got no boundaries it's absolutely insane. The lyrics remind me of their infamous fight in front of the journo that charted the UK billboard, just the repetitiveness of it all. I kinda get Noel at one point he just must have not been able to handle it anymore, he was trying to be sweet
and controlling as fuck but Liam was just constantly disappointing him. It's kinda tragic that he gaslit the shit out of him and wouldn't admit the songs were about him, to the point Liam had to go "all your songs are about me aren't they?". My dude knew. Noel kinda brought it on himself for not being honest about his feelings. I can see how it would make Liam go crazy and start fighting him constantly, that's usually what happens when you deal with a liar for long enough
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>>504182same nonna and I'm glad there's enough good looks of them pre-wall so that artists can make cute fanart
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No. 504227
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I have never seen a man this down bad…
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Kawaii…
No. 504242
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>>504227Ahhhhhhhhh I can't wait to see them interacting again my heart can't handle it
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Haven’t seen this one before…
No. 504244
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>>504242Also I love how Liam is always behind Noel
kawiwi taller little brother having to bend down to hide behind his tiny angry big bro, submissive and cute No. 504245
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>>504243behind him again, more for the agenda
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me n the bad bitch I pulled by being a freak
No. 504248
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>>504243I was just gonna post that one too KEK
No. 504249
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No. 504258
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Showing each other their lower bellies~
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>>504243oasis scholars on tumblr are wondering if this quote is from that show (Atlanta 2002) this means that he's grabbing his ass behind that guitar
No. 504270
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>>504261Noel is such a tsundere i swear
No. 504275
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>>504261>>Noel: We were never friends or close by any means, we never hanged out before or after gigs!!! typical of the man who has something to hide
No. 504336
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Kinda lamenting not having a thread for the Oasis drama back when the feud was on its peak, what glorious cows Liam and Noel would've been, on top of all the incestigation we would have conducted… Looking for decent fics in a sea of boring fluff and badly written smut
No. 504340
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>>504336Right? They would have been such good horrorcows, imagine coming from the feud to slowly discovering the extent of the weird incestual behaviour step by step. There would have been gallons of milk. I'd even wager it it wasn't for their "happy end"
and appealing to incestfags they are already horrorcows in their own right.
I'm actually surprised I never heard of them before, and they didn't have a dedicated tumblr/fandom SM community until relatively recently. All of this stuff is incredibly old, how did no fujo ever put two and two together and create a fandom before? Especially with how weirdly the media is about them.
not even people whom I consider my brocon incestfag references have heard of them, which shocks me No. 504353
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>>504342kek for real. honestly I've been reading celebricows since its inception and I can't remember the oasis feud ever being mentioned… what a missed opportunity, especially since they've been crashing out in public for 15 years at this point. all of Liam's solo songs (totally not about Noel btw) are so fucking embarrassing
No. 504359
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>>504354AYRT, I need to see this shit so bad. I'm looking a bit on LJ (not good at it though) and there are some posts, this one I've never seen before
also cute.
https://mfokquotearchiv.livejournal.com/tag/interaction/I think it's amazing how they were at the exact right place at the right time (or wrong, for us) to escape the all-consuming forever nature of the internet. The fact that they're Brits I think also helps, because they're virtually unknown internationally outside of Wonderwall. I still mourn all the moments that would have been caught on camera today but that are lost the sands of time.
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Liam making Noel cry…..
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Rare instance of (early) Liam calling Noel attractive. Holy crap, I didn't think there was even more to this rabbit hole. I think it's adorable how he calls him good-looking even today, he's always tweeting about it
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>>504361Putting Noel in his place, Liam my king
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This livejournal is fucking based and also i found out just now theyve actually kissed on the mouth publically THREE times. theyre actually insane
repost because the image got eaten
No. 504370
>>504359>>504363Oh the money I would give to have either any of these two situations on video
>>504343I wonder if they switched in any other context that night
>>504365>I think the positive side of being exposed to them the way we were here is that having no prior attachment to the brothers made it much easier to clock them.I think you hit the nail nona
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>>504365Spot on nonna. Seeing middle aged men say stuff like "cocaine makes you french kiss your brother" is a fucking hoot. Wake up. There's some turbo levels of denial going on with their OG fans. And I think you're right, grunge was falling off in the 2000s anyway and they had their worst albums/shows and then the split right as smartphones and the web were coming along. They ceded their place to FOB/MCR/etc. in the late 2000s/early 2010s and then boy bands had a moment (NSYNC, OneD) before kpop came along and got its iron grip on the teenage girl music scene. Oasis faded into obscurity.
It took 30 years for the nostalgia wave to target the 90s for interest in grunge (and them) to start again, coincidentally right as they're getting back together. Liam being terminally online and addicted to twitter and interacting daily with accounts called "oasisyaoi" certainly helps. And now there's decades of evidence that can be compiled in a tumblr post. Marvelous times we live in.
I honestly think their current zoomie era fans are the first ones who actually can see and appreciate their complicated as fuck relationship, especially Noel's songwriting. Imagine being a fan and not even realising your designated "I can play guitar song" is incestual and gay
No. 504377
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>we don't have that kind of relationship
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No. 504391
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>another unprompted incest joke from noel
No. 504397
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>>504391kekkkkk
>we're not that closearen't you??? aren't you??? He's completely crazy I love him
No. 504398
>>504385Need to find this book on pdf, it's been cited too many times
>>504391He did it again lol
No. 504401
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>Young Liam joining a band and wanting to become a singer because he feels jealous and sick to his stomach seeing Noel hanging around and getting handsy with Clint Boon.
What do we think?
No. 504402
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they are so normal
No. 504403
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>>504397wow, so this was a passive aggressive move from a jealous Noel?
No. 504411
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>>504402Oh my god they are actually mental cases who the fuck does this?
>>504403>songbirdYou reminded me of the painting noel got some guy to do…its a bit scary fyi ..
https://www.tumblr.com/queerfables/785128068765319168/this-was-so-wild-i-had-to-look-the-artist-up-and No. 504417
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>>504411creepy as fuck…. His possessiveness really coming out hardcore here, he can't be any more obvious
>"sex symbol" is the wrong word who thought of the word first
No. 504430
>>504372>I honestly think their current zoomie era fans are the first ones who actually can see and appreciate their complicated as fuck relationshipYeah good on zoomers for pushing the agenda. The gcest stuff was not big back in the day unless you were really looking for it. I liked the music but never came across ship stuff organically (the same way MCR, 2D and whatever other bandom ship spread like wildfire), so I can actually understand normies here, if you don't do a deep dive on Oasis it just looks like they don't get along.
>>504411God they don't even make tsunderes like this in my yaoi. Crazy, possessive, obsessed control freak Noel is everything. I hope this new tour makes him even worse.
>>504336>Liam tries to shitpost on the Oasis thread and gets banned for newfag behavior (nobody even realizes it's actually him)>Noel tries to anonymously defend himself, but no one cares, and derails thread to shit on Blur and gets banned for sperging No. 504437
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>talking about the song lyla>Interviewer: Anything on that one?>Noel: No–>Interviewer: Oh, there must be one.>Noel: I remember giving Liam the lyrics and him looking at it and going, "Is this about your bird?" And I'm like, "No, no, no, no, what?" He had a real problem if there was a song that was clearly about the love of a woman. He'd be like, "Who's this about?">Interviewer: Why?>Noel: (pause) Because he's an idiot.>>504397they are both such jealous freaks god
No. 504448
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I think someone mentioned them before, but I found this gif of them in the wild
No. 504469
>>504411youre telling me
noel commissioned this painting? totally normal!
No. 504527
>>504518Shit I didnt know he was physically
abusive too. She needs to get away and clean him out financially somehow. Then Noel can adopt him and hopefully neither of them will ever bother a woman again
No. 504644
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>>504569people knooooow people know this is what drives me mad like. if they're already so obvious about it just from interviews/pictures/videos can you imagine how they are around people?
Everyone around them must know. I really need to read Paul's book cause this shit is insane.
>>504435>Incest lore makes the songs way better than they actually are tbqhIndeed
nonnie, the first anon in the incest thread who shared some songs that said they have crazy incest sauce was so right. Knowing all the lore makes their songs better to listen to cause of their creepy ass undertones: Noel making Liam sing XYZ directly to him like a possessive freak, Liam's bizarre groome songs like Take Me and GGTIA, the times they change the lyrics onstage when they're having a fight.
I find especially their solo career shit is the most ovious. They're just singing back and forth to each other like teenagers having the most painful breakup of their life, unironically it's fun to listen to.
No. 504646
>>504644Samefag here is one of Liam's solo songs I actually enjoyed which I thought was a normal song but once I watched the video I realized it's all about fucking Oasis again (a.k.a Noel)
>Your fake humble called out, got you tongue-tied>Your best chance at success got ya denied>No, you thought I wouldn't know?
>I don't hate you>But I despise that feeling>There's nothing left for me here>You won't know if you don't go>Superficial feelings>It's hard to take it easy(…)
>Tell me, what do you love?>And would you let it kill you?>With a head full of dreams at night>Sorrows written the story of life
>The higher we go>The longer that we can fly>I never knew what you wanted>So I gave you everythin'High flying birds anyone? He's such a pathetic little freak.
No. 504682
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>What do people want, me to fucking impregnate him or summat?
No. 504801
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>>504401I need more deets on Clint and Noel's relationship. Here he is cutting Noel's nose hairs for some reason.
No. 504814
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>nobody knows where they went together
I’m foaming at the mouth…
No. 504819
>>504801He looks handsome here wtf
>>504814>just chatting awayY-yeah
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>>504814Maybe they went to buy underwear together
No. 504950
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Oasis music fucking sucks and they ruin my day every time they play them in radio at work but this thread is goldmine. Keep it up nonnies.
No. 504999
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>>504968On topic here is a fun video of Liam refusing to sing that line for some reason and staring at Noel instead!
No. 505001
>>504999They are ill…they’re so
ill! I’m becoming ill looking at them!!
No. 505004
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>>505001same nonna, same….
No. 505025
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i'm starting to find him cute nonas it's so fucking over for me.
No. 505037
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evidence that john had asscheeks before going all manorexic hippie. to go with all the paul assphotos shared upthread. they were asses and they had asses: confirmed
No. 505040
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>>505037He looked better heavier, his ED was sad. Though if I ever think of his ass I just think of this photoshopped one kekkkk
No. 505066
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>>504814ah yes my favorite batshit crazy gcest lore, appreatly Noel kidnapped Liam from the airport and took him to a country house
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No. 505111
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>>505025same i can't believe what's happening to me
he was so cute when he was 18 though no wonder Clint wanted a piece of that No. 505116
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>>505066my man was giving Liam Stockholm Syndrome with that one….
No. 505168
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Hey remember when Noel said he’d rather chug petrol than listen to Alex Turner talk in interviews and when he defended his comment he made sure to add that Alex is a “very attractive man” even though it didn’t have anything to do with it? Cause I do.
No. 505182
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>>505168I actually think Noel being bisexual +
abusive father + Liam being attractive is 100% responsible for turning them into whatever the fuck they are now. I've only ever seen Liam praise his brother's attractiveness, while Noel is out there openly talking about which cartoon men he would fuck and incest-baiting about fucking Liam left and right. Liam meanwhile from what I've seen has never shown any interest in other men, and unlike Noel doesn't have Clint Boon-tier loveydovey pictures.
It's like he groomed him, maybe unintentionally.
No. 505186
>>505168It's like he's pulling on the pig tails of the girl he likes kek at least he has good taste
>>505182Liam does have a lot of pictures of him kissing/groping men he just doesn't state any type of attraction for men
No. 505196
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>>505189He’s kissed bonehead and bono before lmao. The pictures are really goofy though. And yeah he does the ass grabbing with other men. I’ve never seen any pictures where he goes as far as he does with noel with the crotch grabbing and nipple rubbing. It’s funny how liam is the brother with more kissing pictures with men but it’s still obvious that noel is the actual fag lmao.
No. 505202
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>>505189Here
>>500943 and here
>>499854, he cannot be stopped
No. 505209
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On the subject of clint and noel, this is what he was making his boy toy do KEK, show off your blowjob skills in front of everyone noel! (dropped pic)
No. 505211
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>>505209>my girlfriend broke up with me on the spot because she thought I looked like a real cunt more like a gigantic faggot kekkkkkkkk
No. 505214
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>>505202>>505198>>505196What a whore… Wonder if they ever passed him around, not sure if they do that in the UK music business
No. 505353
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>he’s sitting on 30 hours of previously unreleased oasis footage
Guys I am so fucking scared rn …
No. 505357
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>>505353holy FUCK RELEASE THE FILES
No. 505362
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>>50535330 hours of unseen footage nonnies……
No. 505375
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idgaf about MCR anymore but damn the fanart for this pairing is hot
No. 505389
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>>505377Inshallah he's been gatekeeping loch lomond for the alleged documentary… For once he needs to stop being a possessive control freak and release the tapes already, it's what liam would have wanted
ily too nons No. 505393
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I kekked god bless tumblr beatles fandom
No. 505418
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>>505202How many members of the Stone Roses has he cheated on Noel with?? Spoiler for old Liam and Squire
No. 505423
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>>505418It’s only right when noel can’t stop fucking marr and weller behind his back. In other news, whoever the fuck is running this account can't stop themselves from incestbaiting lmao
No. 505440
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>Noel admits that the “lover” in this lyric was initially “brother” and he changed it later
>He volunteered this info himself, we wouldn’t even know if he just kept his mouth shut.
He’s the CEO of brotherfucking, there is no brotherfucker out there doing it like him. Amazing work. (dropped pic)
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>>505393>>505430Kekk I love that tyrant, he's a benevolent dictator so it's fine
No. 505459
>>505418Damn Liam hit the wall so hard now they're about equal in looks with Noely
>>505393I'm not up on my Beatles lore. Paul was in charge? He always looked like an easygoing uke to me, I had no idea
No. 505466
>>505450it's so funny to me that paul himself was on drugs but is one of the only people on earth who succesfully used them to be even more of a workaholic slavedriver. usually when someone's on coke they think they're doing a lot but meanwhile for those of us not high it's like watching a hamster on a wheel spinning out. and then the extra hilarity that kicks in when he's hyperfocused on a shitty song everybody hates and he's like ALRIGHT YOU LAZY PIECES OF SHIT. TIME FOR TAKE 45,778,984. BUT IMMA BE HONEST I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP AT IT TOMORROW.
>>505459He wasn't at first, it was a little more egalitarian (or john and paul) but it's a dynamic that emerged in the last years, after their manager brian died and the others got burnt out/lazy/stupid on drugs
No. 505508
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>>505376no its by mikeygefan on tumblr but the way they draw eyes are pretty similar tbh
No. 505536
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>noel blowing kisses when liam comes on screen
No. 505543
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>>505466You're not slandering maxwell's silver hammer, are you?
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>>505536>>505557look how happy he gets when he sees Liam… why couldn't he just be like this all the time why did he have to emotionally torture him instead
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>>505052kek it's still so funny
No. 505633
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>>505629I swear all these britpop men look the same
my fav pic of them they look so caveman-y and so alike No. 505635
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Do you think the incest started because Liam wanted to role play John and Paul as part of his JL larp and Noel was the closest thing at hand
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>>505186>It's like he's pulling on the pig tails of the girl he likes kek at least he has good taste Noel has a massive proclivity for that, dishing out compliments and insults in equal measure. You can probably see that the most in his treatment of Liam. It's probably the biggest reason why Liam's so fucked up with self doubt and insecurity. For sure he has good taste though, I can't begin to tell you the number of guys I've heard/read saying they're not gay, but Alex Turner is the only exception they'd make. Guess that's why his last name is Turner lmao. Anyway, someone needs to start making a list of all the guys Noel has shown an attraction to at this point
>>505543I fucking love Maxwell's Silver Hammer, and the only terrible song on Abbey Road is Oh Darling, which I know is an immensely unpopular opinion. I absolutely can't stand Paul's caterwauling in that, it's so embarrassing. Even ignoring that, the melody is just so blah and mediocre. The only interesting thing it has going for it is the possibility that it was directed to/written about John. Nice to see Paul reciprocate the obsession and possessive behaviour and all
No. 505704
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>>505703And here is noel getting some fan to show his abs off and sperging about it lmao
No. 505718
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>>505703>interviewer: is that like a mancrush thing? >noel: how do I say this…hmm….. >(several seconds of silence ensue) KEK he couldn't be more obvious about it. It's amazing what gen Xers can get away with because nobody their generation is scrutinizing their sexuality with a magnifying glass. Posting shirtless actor pics on his social media is Kojima levels of fag behaviour.
No. 505721
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>>505440And he only changed it so people wouldn't
misunderstand it as him wishing for an oasis reunion! So what was the original meaning behind "take me to my brother's arms" Noel???
No. 505731
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More on noel and Clint, I think this is the first time they spoke in years. The way noel gets flustered… cute.
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>>505731Noel stuttering my heart…. made me think of this anecdote
>>502922 I wonder if he still stutters when getting flustered? I need to see if there's more videos… How can he be so kawiwi but at the same time such an
abusive bitch
No. 505770
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this is your reminder to whack the shit out of your bestie today. for no reason. in case you needed it
No. 505789
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there was…. something there. some… thing
No. 505790
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>>505789i choose to believe, idc. half this "ship" is already gay
No. 505791
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pinto > tom hardy×jgl >>> jude law×rdj
really showing my age with this one
No. 505793
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>>505770I understand John's instinct to manhandle Paul, he reacts like a ragdoll
No. 505798
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WHY IS HE GRABBING HIM LIKE THAT WTF
No. 505800
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Damn Moz and Marr had some fruity ass pictures
>>505791Can you redpill me on Hardy/JGL? Was it just that they were together on the batman movie or did they actually do anything?
No. 505809
>>505798What a bpd manwhore Noel is, must've driven Liam insane up to this day kek
>>505635Getting high as a kite and listening to the Beatles and probably talking about some juicy Beatles lore with your bisexual brother in your shared bedroom must have surely done something to his brain
No. 505917
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>>505798He was banging all those singers and music industry execs so that Liam wouldn't have to… He was protecting him all along nonnas…
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grandpa is being an attention whore on twitter again
No. 505941
>>505917That's not ideal, he should have (also) been banging Liam all along. Also it's kinda funny he's the more moody of the two but he's got such a bright smile
>>505920Imagine the shitposts we would be getting if gramps discovered Tiktok…
No. 505972
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Scanned page alluding to the "bed friendly" radio interview, crazy to think Liam wasn't supposed to attend yet he showed up and we got some of the sweetest exchanges between them from that day
>>505072Underrated post
>>505941Noel probably made him sign something so he stays quiet through out the tour it's too bad
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body language…
No. 505997
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>>505994he's a qt3.14 and his tsundere liar tendencies and psychopathic nature just make him cuter
No. 505998
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>>505994>>505997is someone setting up a new thread?
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>>505997He's so gap moe, you just know hes even more down bad then liam but tries to deny it (very badly)
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>>505999welcome to unibrow hell!!!
No. 506007
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>>505998We still have a few more posts to go before a new thread
No. 506008
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>>505997he could have killed him, concussions are no joke
>literally biblical now I understand why Liam's always saying this
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I love it when he acts psychopathic ♥
No. 506020
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>>504801>>505209the way little roadie noel looks at him
No. 506021
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This could possibly be how paul weller got his hands on the baby picture of noel he has framed in his studio.
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>>505770I miss the days when I was in highschool and had my beatlemaniac friends with me to whack.
No. 506023
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>>506020Mouth agape… he's a whore ♥
No. 506030
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I went through the gcest LJ blog that was linked earlier in the thread and goddamn the number of times Noel mentions he wants Liam to be a woman/is a woman is astounding
No. 506032
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>>506023>>506027fr my man was already seething whenever he thought Noel was writing any song about the love for a woman (because they're ALL supposed to be about him he says it to this day, I wonder who trained him to come to this conclusion kek) and was calling Noel's wife a witch at one point. He is just as jealous as Noel is. These people have the most fucked up relationship I've seen in my entire life. Here they are in separate occasions struggling to describe what normal brotherly love is.
No. 506045
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I still can't get over this interview where he manages to make the swiss interviewer uncomfortable. Like he can do nothing except repeat what he just heard, with a tinge of incomprehension (with Noel looking right at him to see his reaction) and then tries to move on to the next question but Noel, unsatisfied by his reaction perhaps, feels the need to continue instead of just leaving it at that. The way the interviewer just laughs nervously and then puts his hair behind his ear obviously hella uncomfortable gets me every time.
>Oh yeah we're very…into that in Switzerland
kekkkk
No. 506058
>>506045Its so crazy because he just
keeps pushing until he gets the reaction he wants, “head over heels in love” was taken in a normal sense by the interviewer so he just had to make it about incest. And he’s got that satisfied look on his face after he successfully makes him uncomfortable, he’s actually crazy. I know people make incest jokes to be edgy but it’s usually at the expense of others and not jokes that incriminate yourself and your family member. It’s so clear he actually gets off on the “incest” part specifically especially compared to liam who seems more like he’s obsessed with noel because he’s noel first and the brother thing is just something that came along with that.
No. 506069
>>506058>he’s obsessed with noel because he’s noel first and the brother thing is just something that came along with that.I think the sexuel/romantic aspect is certainly part of it but also the fact Liam saw Noel as his father figure due to the
abusive situation they were in, its very obvious he wants his approval and is very codependent on him. Just like a child with an absent father he forever has that need for his acknowledgement.
No. 506073
>>506058>And he’s got that satisfied look on his face after he successfully makes him uncomfortable, he’s actually crazy.He is. He is completely insane. Reminds me of the valentine's card moment on the red carpet, it's like when he gets funny feelings for Liam he just
cannot control himself and needs to confess it to the world. It's actually eerily similar to when he's having hateful feelings for him, he just says some truly awful shit with seemingly no filter almost in a sadistic way, especially to Liam himself. I can't find it rn but he told an interviewer that it they lived in the US he would already have put a bullet in Liam's head and lived the rest of his life to regret it. Without the rest of the context of their fucked up relationship it might have seemed like an exaggeration, but to me it takes on ominous tones when you put it all together. For god's sake he controlled Liam's money and would make him ask for an allowance. One time Liam got arrested shoplifting a razor and he said it was because he hadn't asked Noel for his allowance yet.
No. 506077
>>506073Liam was still asking him for pocket money while
married to patsy and also a fucking step father to her son. Married with a wife and step kid and still having to ask your
brother for pocket money is actual diabolical work, Noels controlling behavior has absolutely no bounds.
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>>506073>One time Liam got arrested shoplifting a razor and he said it was because he hadn't asked Noel for his allowance yet.Oh fuck i didnt know this. I'm just liking them more and more. Wonder if he will still control the funds on the new tour.
>>506077I'm curious if some of that allowance behavior comes from their
abusive father apparently being sorta wealthy with his own company (even if he didn't contribute enough to the household). Like Noel hating the man but also taking inspiration in a way.
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most normal thing Noel's ever said part 37965 i'm thinking he'd get along well with Paul…
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>>506108My favorite moe psychopath control freak
No. 506119
>>504170We still need talk about this video like no wonder liam was fucking insane when this is what it felt like to have your brother write love songs about you and look you in the eyes while singing them to you. Its not like noel fully deprived him of love, he always gave him enough hits of that love to make him addicted and then he would TAKE IT WAY. No wonder Liam was so unstable and always acting out, you experience this with the person you love most and then you have to live with the fact that you can’t have that all the time and noel holds the keys to that bliss you long for. Of course you go crazy when he only gives it to you when he wants it and not when you need it. Liam did nothing wrong actually, free him.
>>506101I don’t think Noel can ever be as controlling as he was in the 90s with Liam again, that ship has sailed with the 15 years separation. Liam has a professional career in his own right that isn’t connected to Noel financially and he’s matured over the years. He also has Debbie backing him up now, trying to get too controlling
will torpedo their tour and if Noel hasn’t understood this by now God help him.
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>>506119you can't hear it very well but Liam even says "this one's for us". Agree with you completely nona, it's scary as fuck it's like he pulled it out of the cycle of abuse textbook. This sort of behaviour is literally what causes
victims to become profoundly attached to their abusers, in the field it's called a "psychological hold" or "psychological grip" and it's what makes
victims go back to their aggressors over and over again. Any psychologist who works with domestic violence would describe their relationship as being akin to that of a couple. "He loves me, he's obsessed with me, he's deeply upset about how much he's in love with me, I know he loves me and I really don't fucking wanna hear him say it", the way he wittholds affection and approval from Liam when he needs it (he literally called his singing shit the first time Liam sang to him on the Boardwalk, it was the other member's job to tell Liam he actually loved it and thought the band had potential) he's honestly terrifying. I know they were both abused and it's only par for the course that without intervention they'd perpetuate the cycle in their romantic and familial relationships but to perpetuate it
on each other, that's just fucking insane to me.
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>>506126Nta but
>now in their 50s the dynamic hasn’t been brokenI hope not but honestly who knows what it's like for them these days. They were apart almost as long they were together as a band, they've both had lives and relationships outside of each other and time to look back. Liam wanted an in with Noel, and he got one, but I'm not sure if it's safe to assume they'll be the same as before. On the other hand, since Noel already left once and for a considerable amount of time, maybe it'll make Liam extra obedient, cause if Noel threatens to leave again, Liam knows he's not bluffing.
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Hehe
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there's a another older brother