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No. 441791

Thread for ugly, poorly designed, cringy or even funny bad toys

No. 441794

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Obligatory funko pop landfill bait

No. 441798

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she looks like a jim crow cartoon what a terrible color combination

No. 441799

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it makes me burst out laughing everytime i see him. I remember seeing it at a con in 2014 and laughing with my friend over how obvious of a bootleg it was, then we found out it's legit and it just looks retarded.

No. 441800

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These fucking pokemon toys that apparently everyone had. When I was young I thought these figures were so stupid and random, I was reminded of their existence from sleepycast.

No. 441802

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I hope animu figures are okay.

No. 441803

>>441798
This makes the funko pops look better…

No. 441804

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These were so bad the company had to give a refund to everyone that bought it.

No. 441805

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Even the name is ugly "Struts" horses.I can see why these were never popular.

No. 441806

>>441805
Tbh I would buy the last one if it didnt had those fugly heels

No. 441807

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These would have been alright without the gross belly buttons and diapers…

No. 441808

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Another candidate for "looks bootleg but somehow isn't."

No. 441809

>>441805
These are hilarious

No. 441810

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The designs are so bad that they don't even translate well into figurines.I bet these were a pain in the ass to sculpt.

No. 441811

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No. 441813

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Uh why??just why? Yes this was an actual toy named Aquapets

No. 441814

>>441798
>>441803
lol no, it's so retarded I love it

No. 441815

>>441813
Man I used to want one of these so bad growing up and my mom always said no
I understand now as an adult why she said no kek

No. 441818

>>441807
I used to think people were over reacting about this toy but now I totally see the pedo vibes. Baby face and baby proportions with instathot clothes/hair is a vile combination.

No. 441820

>>441813
The cartel got dora…

No. 441821

>>441798
This is so stupid that I actually want it.

No. 441822

>>441800
cheap playline toys are ugly by default, i don't think these are that bad tbh
>>441807
these were made by a pedo/"lolicon" and you can't convince me otherwise

No. 441823

>>441808
why are reis eyes brown…
>>441807
yeah i feel like theres really nothing salvageable in these toys, basically what >>441818 said
>>441810
i think its a pretty faithful and appealing 3d sculpt given the source material kek, but >>441811 is just terrible, i think partially because of the youtooz proportions. she could make for a cool figure in more normal proportions, maybe with a transparent coloured acrylic for the "honey" parts of the design

No. 441842

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Posting a classic. The only Funko pop I've ever wanted

No. 441844

>>441842
Hilarious I want one too

No. 441859

>>441810
even the bad toys thread isn't free from the vivzie derangement syndrome kek

No. 441862

>>441859
Cope and seethe,they obviously belong in this thread.

No. 441873

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>>441862
They don't, they look rather good and much cuter than the original lanky designs.
especially when compared to some of the shit youtooz pulls out kek, what the fuck is up with their ugly ass eyes? at least whoever handles vivziepop merch forced them to not put them on their sparkledogs

No. 441881

>>441873
Youtooz are probably just sent directly to landfills as soon as they make it off the production line.

No. 441909

>>441805
I like these

No. 441922

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Qposkets are hit or miss.

No. 441944

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>>441813
I had one of these! Not the Dora one though.
One day I was looking for something in a box of toys under my bed and and found her in there too, but the liquid had turn all brown and it made me sad

No. 441992

>>441808
Honestly…I think they're kinda cute
There's better figures in the petit Eva line but I don't hate these.
>>441813
An absolute classic.

No. 441994

>>441922
This looks like it would climb off the shelf and stab you to death the night you bought it.

No. 441995

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I kinda want this because it's so bizarre

No. 441997

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>Wearing a mask
>Has a mouth anyway
Just spend the extra 10 bucks and get the popmart ones.

No. 441998

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Even as a kid I thought these were ugly as fuck

No. 441999

>>441998
lmao theyre so ugly in the endearing way especially alfred idk

No. 442000

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>>441999
A lot of people feel that way about them, I think that's why the Rei chiquita became so sought after.

No. 442034

>>441995
same. what is it?

No. 442035

>>442034
a toy of this death scene from xmen

No. 442044

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These were cool but unfortunately ugly looking.

No. 442048

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>>442000
Reminds me of the cursed Terezi plush

No. 442056

>>442048
lmfao amoeba terezi so cuteeee

No. 442126

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>>441873
youtooz are ugly as fuck. i even find some funkos appealing (those based after animal-like characters anyway) but these have no redeemable qualities

No. 442169

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>>441807
whoever made these should be killed

No. 442173

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>>441799
It's an old Nendoroid but I think it's cute and charming in a way with its more simplistic design. Probably it's just my nostalgia for 2000s anime art style and their chibis.

No. 442194

>>441998
>>442048
God I want to make 2000-10s themed ita bags with ugly plushies and shitty old convention buttons.

No. 442201

>>442173
I wonder if they styled it that way to make it look more Obata-esque, because he does draw in a cartoony way sometimes. Right one's face looks more generic

No. 442258

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I never understood why there are baby dolls of the Shrek babies when they're ugly as fuck especially in the movies.

No. 442275

>>441807
>>442169
these dolls puke and shit. why are there so many fetish toys for girls in the past decade?

No. 442276

>>442275
Branching out from fetish toys for males i.e shit, slime, garbage, vomit etc

No. 442277

>>441807
>not posting the music video

No. 442298

>>442044
their website was fun

No. 442300

>>442276
the "gross boy toys" weren't a bunch of sexualized little boys/male baby animals doing that stuff though

No. 442314

>>442277
Imagine having to wake up in the morning, learn the lyrics of this song, drive to the recording booth, sing this, get paid and not wanting to kill yourself.

No. 442402

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He’s fucking ugly

No. 442404

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>>442173
I think that’s kinda the vibe they were going for super early on, some of their first figures were from bad ends in type moon games.

No. 442405

>>442277
Did Ice Spice write this?

No. 442406

>>442402
he's cute

No. 442409

>>442402
Poor baby, it's not his fault

No. 442414

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I chuckle at all the off model/ ugly anime figures

No. 442427

>>442402
I lofe him

No. 442428

>>442414
This reminds me of sheen from Jimmy neutron

No. 451968

>>441842
How do you even play with this thing?

>>441800
Bootlegs.

No. 451977

>>451968
>How do you even play with this thing?
You are not supposed to play with funko pop, just hoard them.

No. 459423

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I wouldn't say ugly but I don't get the appeal. They look like they got stung by bees.

No. 459424

>>459423
nah these are ugly

No. 459428

>>459423
i hate these stupid gimmicky blindbags, these would have been so fucking cute without the retarded crying shit

No. 459443

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this ugly dinosaur mascot thing I often see at miniso, I don't get the appeal

No. 459449

>>459443
downs syndrome charmander

No. 459458

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>>459423
It's such a shame since they're more than capable of creating really really cute figures (pic rel)
If they had just done it in the regular PPG art style and and not this gross stung by bees deviantart fetish look they would have been really nice.

No. 459460

>>459443
Cheap Chinese Pokemon knockoff.

No. 459462

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>>459443
Miniso is always shitty honestly, the store where I live is always messy as fuck, the staff always avoid you and the products they sell are never good.
Aside from Sanrio and Chiikawa it’s a lot of this buck tooth pink thing at mine.

No. 459466

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No. 459467

>>459466
To be fair daiso is also shit (I’m not a fan of either but I honestly thought daiso was worse) but the ‘sorry for pretending to be Japanese’ is the funniest shit in the world.

No. 459469

>>459458
taco deadpool is killing me

No. 459511

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>>459423
More of these crybaby things

No. 459512

>>459423
>>459511
These things are so ugly, I hate them with every fiber of my being.

No. 459519

>>459511
>duck you
fuck you
>what a frog
what a fag?

No. 459538

>>459511
Love is Love is crying because it knows it's gonna be forced to wear the troonified flag any day now

No. 459549

>>459538
Surprised they didn’t get their necks slit by the CCP for that one

No. 459565

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>>441791
these things piss me off so much the moment i started seeing them at dollar general and walmart i started noticing decline and capitalisms' enshittification in general

No. 459591

>>459423
>>459511
Who are they even for??? I know Japan has a concept of "ugly-cute crying" that is somewhat popular so maybe it's cultural, but even so how is it popular enough for an entire series of them?
Or are they kind of ugly on purpose for marketing because it makes us all go "look at this shit" and suddenly they're getting more sales from people who checked them?
>>459565
I don't like funko pops, however I feel like these are better than funko pops while hitting the same target

No. 459660

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This is well made I guess but it's fucking ugly.

No. 459752

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My Scene Fab Faces had buttons in their backs you could push to give them different expressions, their faces were shiny and they looked weird af

>>459660
It's off-putting when they try to make ugly characters cute kek, it doesn't look right with his massive chin, I also hate the eyes. Plus the one cool thing about Toy Story is that you can have toys that look exactly like the characters, anything beyond that is stupid

No. 459753

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No. 459874

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>>459753
i love her.

talking about my scene…

No. 459878

>>459443
Finally, the pakkyman my grandpa was always talking about.

No. 459959

>>459753
i'm in love with the lower right expression. she's so peeved! we need more irritated fashion dolls.

No. 459973

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I always thought Cabbage Patch Kids were fucking ugly. Why were they popular?

No. 460060

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>>459973
Most 80s/90s girls toys were fugly.

No. 460132

>>459973
The 80s was before taste was invented

No. 460133

>>459565
The glasses/stripes one is okay but the others are ugly.

No. 460135

>>459753
What a mood.

No. 460143

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>>459973
honestly they're cuter than the typical doll of today which is weirdly made up. i miss the kind of ugly chunky style we used to have. "glamorous" baby dolls are so fucking weird.

No. 460160

>>460060
I had one of these and i lovedd itttt!

No. 460425

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>>460060
>>460160
Yeah I kinda love these, they're ugly but cute and innocent

No. 460427

>>460425
>>459973
Western gap moe.

No. 461896

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No. 461919

>>461896
imagine buying a figure of a fat middle aged man for your child to play with kek

No. 461923

>>441805
whorses

No. 461925

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not everything needs to have merch disney
>mommy mommy can i get the depressed middle aged guy plush pretty please?

No. 461929


No. 461971

>>461925
The characters designs in this movie were hideous in general.

No. 462290

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>>461925
>>461929
Pixar making some ICONIC middle aged dad characters. No one even remembers this flop movie, but this design is horrible

No. 462344

>>461929
holyshit this is hilarious. I cant believe they thought those dolls would sell.

No. 462345

>>460060
You take that back! I loved my glowworm.



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