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No. 384011

made after requests in the unconventional male attractions

be free to sperg here!

No. 384014

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i hate to quote tumblr and twitter but he is so babygirl

No. 384017

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Finally, a place to dump pics from his twink days

No. 384019

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have to repost this one here ofc ugh so adorable i can't

No. 384020

>>384019
imo he is still this cute but he dresses and styles himself too shit to show. even though i love those flared jeans he wears kek

No. 384021

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he is just like me fr nonnas

No. 384022

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i hope he grows his hair out like this again he looks like such a cutie here

No. 384024

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Posting this one again

No. 384026

>>384022
I think he looks best with longer hair like this (just not in the mullet style kek)

No. 384027

dunno if other nonnas have watched this but it's a pretty good summary of his life from youtuber to eurovision. it made me emotional tbh

No. 384040

Kek love you nonnas

No. 384047

>>384024
there are lots of videos from this part of his life in other ppl's channels. shame i barely understand anything. hopefully people will start translating

No. 384049

Can't believe my eyes Joost nonnas you are powerhouse to reckon with…

No. 384051

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>>384040
>>384049
kek honestly im not even sure how long this thread will last but lets enjoy it while it lasts

him with a decent haircut and not shitty facial hair

No. 384055

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Just on time for his first live performance since ESC! In less than an hour anons

No. 384056

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>>384051
noooo i hate his hair here kek i'm so glad moids stopped this hitler youth cut trend. honestly prefer his goofy clown cut to that
>not even sure how long this thread will last but lets enjoy it while it lasts
yeah i don't expect longevity either but i'm so happy to sperg with my nonnies

No. 384058

File: 1716141786501.mp4 (1.09 MB, 576x1024, joostklein_7080115489_musicald…)

>>384055
i hope he is there and i hope he is fine

>>384056
kek nonna. i thought it was one of his better styles tbh

he is such a zoomer and relatable af. he got the nostalgic vibes so right

No. 384067

>>384056
He gained a million followers in a week. I am curious about what he is going to do next with this new popularity. He should release something that will keep people engaged

No. 384070

File: 1716142765970.mp4 (3.44 MB, 576x1024, joostklein_9959390496_musicald…)

>>384067
I'd be happy with the Was is dein Leiblingsfach remix of his

No. 384082

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gotta tell my kids this is the president of Europe

No. 384083

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No. 384092

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HE'S ALIVE

No. 384103

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>>384092
FUCK YEA

No. 384106

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKK

No. 384107

>>384106
do you nonnies think that he's under some legal order not to say anything until court ruling or whatever in june ?

No. 384110

>>384107
I'm no lawyer but I can't imagine him being allowed to talk about the incident until the case is over

No. 384111

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No. 384113

I NEED a blonde European bpd bf

euro nonas cannot suffer

No. 384114

File: 1716148702827.mp4 (2.13 MB, 480x644, ssstwitter.com_1716106221955.m…)

>>384113
here u go nonnie

No. 384115

>>384103
I'm so happy to see him on the stage wearing terrible clothes and singing his terrible music again, like everything is back to normal

No. 384135

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>klein ends the set with the house version of ABBAs The winner takes it all. At the end he gets in front of the camera and says “Thank you” and kisses the camera. “Everyone expects that I’m going to say something stupid but I just love you all”

kek

No. 384140

>>384135
his smile is adorable

No. 384141

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>>384140
i know nonna…

No. 384143

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>>384141
spoilered this edit just in case but huff

No. 384146

>>384143
this is the hottest he's ever looked hnngg

No. 384161

so he has ptsd, bpd and adhd..?

No. 384176

>>384161
Idk about adhd but in songs he has mentioned bpd, depression, ptsd and an eating disorder alongside the difficulty of getting help

No. 384183

>>384176
He is in therapy at least instead of chimping out like mentally ill moids usually do

No. 384215

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I think Joost should go to Japan. They would really love his Europapa song there, but he has to wear the goofy blue suit and dance and everything

No. 384216

>>384161
Omg he's literally me

No. 384228

>>384215
You’re so right. He would absolutely do numbers in Japan

No. 384264

>>384215
Omg that's so true kek. He is kind of a weeb so it could work. I would love to see that happen

No. 384321

>>384228
>>384264
Please I want it so bad kek. He would fit right in

No. 384335

>>384215
No. I don't want him to get too popular around the world so he can be mine

No. 384340

>>384335
Better book a flight to the Netherlands nonny

No. 384353

I think he's a "boys' boy" and not a fuckboy. All his friends, collaborators, musicians he listens to are moids that are similar to him. Despite being a rapper with a careless image, he doesn't put twerking women on his videos. The women on his videos aren't objectified and just having fun. I think this is refreshing to see or maybe I'm just too used to the sleaziness of American rappers

No. 384498

>>384353
He gives me the same "I want to be a friendly silly guy" vibe as Käärija does

No. 384512

>>384027
aw i loved that video anon thanks for posting it! there's also vidrel where he delves into his life, the process of making his entry and how he felt about the reception its been getting. pretty sweet. he genuinely comes off to me as sincere and adorable kek man's been through a lot and i admire his perseverance

No. 384604

>>384512
his accent is very cute

No. 384807

>>384512
he is so cute and sounds so sincere. like he talks about this inner child stuff a lot but you can tell it's really important to him. i love how he includes his friends in it and makes them part of his experience. i still hate they took this away from him but i hope he can move past that and look in the future. he was already successful in some parts of europe and now he is even more

No. 384818

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>>384807
samefag also him saying "i feel my parents drifting away"

No. 384831

>>384807
He seems to be someone who thinks about the past a lot. He mentions his inner child and childhood memories, includes themes of nostalgia in his art often. It's also cute that he thinks about his future kids.

No. 384896

File: 1716284019106.mp4 (7.84 MB, 576x1024, Snaptik.app_737041768719904284…)

caption says "Joost accidentally throws a microphone at someone"
very rough translated transcript i got from the comments
>"That wasn’t supposed to happen, I hope I didn’t hit anyone, are you ok?"
>Person in the crowd says they're okay
>"You can just say no… Okay, you know what I’ll give you a few receipts cause I (???) get paid for this show anyway”
not sure what "receipts" means here i also read "vouchers" and "50 euros" so correct me if i'm wrong kek just thought i'd upload this here because i thought this was super cute

No. 384900

Did anyone find his digital art account? He said he makes digital art and that "You can find my art somewhere on the internet. Good luck" on his Reddit AMA. I hope he didn't share it simply for anonymity reasons and he's not secretly a Rainbow Dash vore artist on the down low or something.

He also said he draws on his iPad to relax and draws "cartoons without judging himself" to care for his inner child.

No. 384905

>>384900
I would assume what he means by not judging himself is that he doesn't care if they look like shit or not, it's just a form of free expression.

No. 384907

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>>384900
I don't think anyone has yet but considering ppl online I believe they will kek. I also think it's more for the mystery and privacy rather than anything weird. His art looks probably like picrel

No. 384911

>>384896
What he said; "bonnetjes, does mean both receipts and vouchers. So maybe like vouchers for food/drink at the festival he's at?

No. 385035

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starting a joost spam just cause

No. 385036

>>385035
Why does he look like creepypasta here kek

No. 385038

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>>385036
he deepfried himself idk

No. 385039

>>384896
He's such an ESL fag no wonder he says the wrong thing all the time tbh

No. 385040

>>385038
Kekkkk fair

No. 385041

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i want to say that i love the fact his eyebrows are half light brown half so blond that you can barely see them

No. 385043

>>384831
Ngl I had a bpd dad and as much as I like Joost I hope he never reproduces kek

No. 385044

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No. 385047

>>385041
The pattern is very cat like lol

No. 385048

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No. 385049

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he looks so precious like wtf

No. 385051

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No. 385052

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No. 385054

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No. 385055

>>385041
I love his big ol' thick brows

No. 385056

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No. 385057

>>385056
Nemo Mettler if he slayed

No. 385059

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he unironically pulls skirts off better that nemo ever could

No. 385060

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No. 385061

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threadpic but clean

No. 385062

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spam over

im glad my shitty german is good enough i can understand what he(?) is saying. pov date with joost

No. 385066

>>385041
Is this his real hair color or does he dye it platinum? His real hair must be like his mustache

No. 385069

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>>385066
there are videos and pics of him since 2008 and his hair is actually like that. maybe he bleached it for eurovision but his hair colour is pretty close to that. maybe it darkens depending on the sun idk

No. 385075

>>385069
Shota joost? How. Is this possible

No. 385076

>>385075
shut the fuck up

No. 385077

File: 1716308797995.mp4 (3.87 MB, 576x1024, Snaptik.app_724337630820019740…)

>>385062
this video kills me they're so cuuuute kek feeding the fujos
>giwtwm…
also i'm not that fond of aggu but i find that his voice is actually quite nice
>>385066
>>385069
he definitely dyed it for eurovision, usually people with that platinum type of color lose it with puberty so it's closer to that "darker" (relatively) blonde in his brows/mustache, also look at his roots here >>385052

No. 385079

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>>385077
>feeding the fujos
joost making out with his bros needs a compilation(that probably exists somewhere)

No. 385080

File: 1716309442443.mp4 (3.09 MB, 576x666, ssstik.io_@jouplko_17163071254…)

the thing about joost is that not only he is cute but his music fucking slaps. the stuff i've heard so far is totally up my alley even if it's rap as it mixes other genres

also kek at the video

No. 385081

I can't tell if this is a shitpost or legit but it makes me think he might be gay
>He never talks about private life: "Until a few years ago, he came to my house a lot," media phenomenon Johan Vlemmix tells Story about Joost Klein, who hopes to win the Eurovision Song Contest with his song Europapa. "I helped him and his friends make music videos. It was a treat to be in a room with him." What Johan was surprised about at the time was that Joost never talked about his private life. "Nothing! I've never seen him with a girlfriend either. I have often accompanied that group to its performances. When it came to his creativity, he was unstoppable. He kept quiet about the other matters in his life. About his brother and sister, his parents, any women in his life… I never saw him with a woman either."

No. 385083

>>385081
or maybe he only dates basement dwelling autistic girls like me

No. 385084

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>>385081
kek anon u posted this as i was about to post this
he had at least two girlfriends in the past(one is mentioned in the documentary video above and there's a post with another one on his twitter from like 2018)so there's a high chance he is bi

No. 385086

>>385081
He’s definitely a “gay bro.” The kind with 0 women in his life but develops instant emotional dependencies on random women because he craves her presence. But he’s too male identified to actually be friends with her. He has misogynist faggot vibes 100%.

No. 385088

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>pillow and duvet with himself on it
based

No. 385090

>>385086
I personally get mildly bisexual fuckboy vibes from him, or at least from his younger self. 18-23 year old Joost looks like the kind of guys my friends would have pined after for months when we were younger just to break her heart two weeks later. I say mildly bi because he also comes across like someone who would "jokingly" flirt with the boys and might go further if really drunk or something

No. 385094

he is straight just look up lyrics to his old songs

No. 385100

>>385090
It’s incredible how he has gay and gay faker vibes at the same time.

No. 385104

>>385094
summervibes 2019
>And for those who ask, I'm not gay
fryslan bop
>Wasn't allowed to play ball with the boys
>But they gave me no choice
>Because they thought I was too queer
joost klein 2
>I say what the fuck that I want to say on Twitter
>You call me gay but I don't give a damn
milf
>Milf, milf, I wish my girlfriend was a milf
>Milf, milf, milf, milf, very big tits and a lot of milk
vrije tijd
>Eeyyy yes you're a pretty lady (pretty lady)
>But you look like Sven Kramer
>Make time for lovemaking but it's not my free time
>And I don't want a hottie I'll settle for a five
i am getting mixed messages here

No. 385105

File: 1716311524166.mp4 (2.73 MB, joost klein - 538 release reac…)

in the "documentary" video mentioned upthread there's a picture of him and his girlfriend from what i assume is his vlog with her blurred out and him looking significantly younger so i assume he's only had one ?
>>385094
>>385090
yep kissing your homie and acting "sassy" is the most straight guy humor ever. if he was really closeted he wouldn't dare kek i say that from experience and speaking of songs i can't remember which one, he says something about him "not swinging that way" ( didn't listen to it i saw someone's screenshot of it but maybe it was in the context of bullies ostracizing him and calling him a queer like he mentions in his other songs ) but we know we can't really trust people just by that kek

No. 385107

>>385104
Ok so he’s a bi fuckboy who probably gives no homo blowjobs behind his girlfriend’s back. Case closed!

No. 385110

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>>385107
yea anon u got that right

No. 385136

>>385090
>>385100
>>385107
he and his friends reminds me of tyler the creator and the ofwgkta crew in some ways. tyler did end up coming out as bisexual. i do think ironic "lol gay dicks!!!!!!!!" humor is typical for young men, though, and isn't overly indicative of anything. however, i wouldn't be surprised if he's ~experimented~

>>385104
>Wasn't allowed to play ball with the boys
>But they gave me no choice
>Because they thought I was too queer
>I say what the fuck that I want to say on Twitter
>You call me gay but I don't give a damn
i think the implication here is that he's been criticized for being quirky/not macho/different not that he is actually gay

No. 385223

Could I interest you all in some /JOOST/ porn?(/m/ rule 4: do not post porn here)

No. 385241

>>385223
Are you going to post his Sonic fanart

No. 385244


No. 385245

>>385105
>yep kissing your homie and acting "sassy" is the most straight guy humor ever. if he was really closeted he wouldn't dare
Not those anons but i sort of disagree and agree kek. sometimes it's straight guy humor but there are some rumored gay/bi celebs who also do it (like that one collage pic of Henry Cavill) so i think that can go either way

No. 385249

>>385223
no and i bet it's some ugly ass fanart anyway

No. 385296

It’s too late. I’m sorry. The gay men already found it(/m/ rule 4: do not post porn here)

No. 385307

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The closest to slutty pics I've found so far since there's that one anon posting shitty edits

No. 385308

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No. 385309

>>385307
>>385308
My edits were way better! They were TREMENDOUSLY good. Very technological. He’s fat in these, which is disgusting.

No. 385310

>>385296
do fags really?

No. 385311

>>385307
>>385308
i love his thighs and fuzz

No. 385335

>>385104
I do want to explain something further, because
>You call me gay but I don't give a damn
In Dutch, in place of "damn", you can (quite casually) say "faggot". Like; "you're a faggot", or "I don't give a faggot" is both correct in Dutch. So it's a gay joke, and rhymes with "Twitter"

No. 385366

File: 1716376471825.mp4 (1.14 MB, 320x568, ssstwitter.com_1716376351960.m…)

does any anon here know what the sample in this (unreleased) song is from ?? i'm dying to know but i have no idea what to look up kek

No. 385433

>>385104
This is so cringe wtf

No. 385434

>>385308
Why does he look hot here. Make it stop

No. 385449

>>385308
I'm feeling things for this picture I'd rather not describe kek

No. 385496

File: 1716399095393.mp4 (2.27 MB, 320x634, SEkiZLN4hnLHrVfN.mp4)

>Joost Klein getting emotional after hearing song from his childhood

No. 385499

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>>385496
translation of the song, aw…

No. 385500

>>385499
and here is the song if anyone wants to have a listen

No. 385502

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>>385500
one last thing
>Just listening to Boudewijn De Groot #Memories

No. 385503

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No. 385509

this man's music clicked for me upon reading up on his back story. i don't speak his language so i thought it was typical adhd zoomer music. he found a creative way to turn his pain into art. i don't think he deserved to get disqualified but in a way, it is more in character for him than winning. he might become a more popular artist than all of top 5 after this

No. 385563

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>>385366
nonna i haven't found anything so far. if i will i'll post

>>385434
>>385449
the reactions i wished to have kek. have another one

No. 385565

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>>385563
he looked sooo good that day. kek i feel bad but i just have to upload this here

No. 385570

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>>385565
nah don't it's not like he doesn't pull down his pants on purpose. there was a video he said that he wore somewhat see-through underwear one time and hadn't realised and he was sweating, pulled his pants down and his balls were visible

also gotta post this clip from joost klein 2

No. 385571

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>>385570
also this kek

No. 385572

>Joost has an unreleased song titled "Zonder Jou" registered in the GEMA database featuring Anouk, a singer who represented the Netherlands at ESC 2013 and a TERF who said "Chopping your peepee off doesn't make you a woman but this will" and shared her period blood. She refused to apologize and said "Anyone you lose by speaking facts isn't a loss".
kek

No. 385576

>>385366
who was the brave woman that threw the bra kek

No. 385593

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>>385509
same, nona. he ticks all of my boxes:
>sympathetic backstory
>sad eyes
>conventionally attractive but not so overly polished that he gives uncanny hollywood vibes
>ironic sense of humor
>creative
>meaty thighs
>high energy
>genuine sweetie
>super fuckable

No. 385596

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>>385311
for my fellow joost thigh lover

No. 385598

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>>385596
convenient collage of his belgium tattoo i found while looking for more to contribute kek

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No. 385606

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No. 385607

>>385593
And best of all
>European white trash aesthetic

No. 385610

>>385571
IM FEELING THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW WERE POSSIBLE
>>385570
>pulled his pants down and his balls were visible
Where can I see this kek

No. 385642

File: 1716441722965.mp4 (2.02 MB, 480x852, ssstwitter.com_1716441432586.m…)

>>385572
Based

>>385593
Nona you nailed it this is so real

>>385596
>>385606
>>385599
>>385598
Fuck yea

>>385610
>Where can I see this kek
There's no video of this that I know of he just mentions it. It's the first video in this random compilation

No. 385651

>>385642
>That last clip
Please my nerdfucker instincts are kicking in

No. 385654

>>385651
Kek nona. The song he is dancing to is one of my favourite of his from the ones I've heard so far. Certified banger

No. 385656

File: 1716445903399.jpg (89.24 KB, 960x720, joost.jpg)

he has good features and could be so attractive with the right makeover. why does he make himself look uglier on purpose with his styling choices?

No. 385659

>>385656
i guess some people just don't have it as a goal to be as hot to others as possible at all times and prefers having fun instead, that's the best explanation i can think of. if he did i really don't think he would be doing the things he does in his shows anyway kek. post-irony is nothing new and/or maybe he's benefitted from good looks enough to where it's not that important to him ? (but then again idk if he's as good looking as i find him back in the netherlands relatively speaking tbh. i have to admit some of his appeal to me is how different he looks to what i'm used to kek but i couldn't know for sure)

No. 385665

>>385656
pretty much what >>385659 said

till his early twenties he was a conventional looking youtuber doing dumb shit. from his music carreer onwards he seems to have said "fuck it" and dresses and acts the way he wants. tbh i appreciate it in a way cause the way he dresses and stuff is really nostalgic to me and he supports it super well. he is having fun and it's nice as long as he isn't harming himself

No. 385666

>>385656
It's a mentol illness luv zoomer thing to make yourself ugly as fuck and he got the ugly wolf cut and mustache that tifs love

No. 385669

>>385666
true but in what world is that a wolfcut kekkk

No. 385673

>>385659
Dutchies apparently thinking he's mid is insane to me I'm pretty sure he is hotter than the average moid

No. 385676

>>385673
maybe it's a thing like pewdipie who is called ugly by swedish standards(like you can have your opinion but pewds looks pretty ok imo)so maybe joost looks like a basic bitch dutch dudes that makes no impression to anyone there

No. 385681

tinfoil but I think part of why he had such excessive styling for ESC besides obvious marketing and artistic reasons is because he doesn't want to get recognized too much in public and be able to blend in when he is in his natural state

No. 385685

File: 1716451563149.mp4 (2.35 MB, 720x1280, video.mp4)

looking good

No. 385696

File: 1716455446777.mp4 (1.21 MB, 720x1258, J4jVm7wsr90F_DJt.mp4)


No. 385718

>>385673
The thing is, HE IS average if you go to the Netherlands and Belgium, a bunch of dudes do look like him. But for those of us who aren't there, of course he will stick out a little
>Source: I have a dutch bf

No. 385812

>>385685
>>385696
Him doing fuckboy moves with a duckface is so funny to me idk

>>385718
Kek thought so . Reminds me of some tiktok meme I saw where tourist in my country were like "we are admiring the view" and "the view" was the most mid dudes ever kek. Probably a similar type of thing.
Even though I have to admit that if he didn't have those vibes and good music he wouldn't win me over even if I find him attractive

No. 385847

>>385812
Yeah, as an Irish person Paul Mescal looks incredibly mediocre to me, he is literally just a random guy who I'm not sure I'd even recognise if I saw him on the street. But for some reason foreign women love him because he looks different to them instead of a typical guy from the suburbs of Dublin. If I lived in the Netherlands and saw people with that phenotype all the time maybe I'd think Joost is just a normal looking guy too, but since I don't he stands out and definitely seems above average to me

No. 386094

File: 1716577591400.mp4 (161.87 KB, 514x398, A4zKA4gG26OBY3yB.mp4)

new clip of joost getting pet dropped

No. 386122

File: 1716583573330.jpg (589.19 KB, 1179x2556, IMG_4521.png.jpg)

>>386094
BRO
Tbh joost's digital footprint is insane. Despite him deleting many of his YouTube videos, there's lots of shit on other channels and clips will keep popping here and there now lol

I so hope this is legit can't wait for new bops

No. 386124

File: 1716583639399.jpeg (830.56 KB, 4016x6016, 1569413316719-JOOSTxVICE-3.jpe…)

Samefag dropping this pic cause I like it

No. 386141

>>386094
I could peg the fuckboy out of him. He’s built for it.

No. 386151

>>386141
That's nasty nona.

No. 386158

>>386122
>Gabberland
LETS GOOOO

No. 386159

>>386141
he is NOT a fuckboy, sorry groupiesisters! he came out as graysexual in this old interview
>Would you have sex with a robot?
>To be honest, I'm not really into sex in general. I know I'm only 21, and I know this sounds corny, but I firmly believe that if you want to be your best self, you have to get to a point where you have to let go of sex. There are stations much further than that. Of course we are all primitives and I can be super horny sometimes, but I would much rather have a good conversation than have sex. Wow, I really sound like such an undateable now. Robots are interesting, but also very scary. In short: I wouldn't do it.
he's not a junkie either!
>Do you think drinking and drugs can make you happy?
>No. In a song of mine I say, “I don't do drugs, I'm addicted to sadness.” The truth is: life just sucks. Yes, right? It's your job to make it less shitty yourself. People take too much drink and drugs to stop feeling, but you have to feel. Happiness is a stupid thing anyway, it is variable. You don't have to look for it. Do you know those ghosts from Super Mario? That creature always floats behind you, but when you turn around, it's gone. It turns with you, so it always stays behind you. You know it's there, but you can't find it when you look for it. The same goes for happiness. When you are really happy, you don't realize it, because you are not thinking about being happy.

No. 386160

>>386094
he aint safe with me

No. 386178

File: 1716592612206.mp4 (2.72 MB, 576x576, VID-20240525-WA0000.mp4)

Top tier edit and he looks really good in orange and black combo!

No. 386210

>>386094
I am moving to The Netherlands.

No. 386213

>>386094
Stopppp he's so cute

No. 386223

File: 1716604208798.png (1.04 MB, 563x793, GJTDrDx.png)

>>385035
this post inspired my shitty kaneoya sachiko x joost edit

No. 386225

>>386223
OMFG You fucking nailed it nonna this is why I find Joost hot KEKKK

No. 386235

>>386223
You're so talented nonnie, what software do you use?

No. 386246

File: 1716613787139.jpg (692.66 KB, 1129x1252, Untitled-1.jpg)

>>386159
so you're telling me picrel is legit and he wasn't just trolling?
can you link the article nonnie? i've seen that opinion on sex somewhere else too but idk the source

No. 386247

File: 1716613970378.jpg (828.31 KB, 1226x1259, d.jpg)

>>386246
samefag
>“I don't do drugs, I'm addicted to sadness.” The truth is: life just sucks.
this motherfucker makes me sad

>>386223
this is amazing nonnie. glad my spamming brought about this result kek

No. 386259

>>386246
it's an old interview in dutch
https://www.vice.com/nl/article/439d93/joost-heeft-liever-een-goed-gesprek-dan-seks
i think he might be joking? when he was younger he said he's only had one gf >>385105 i do believe that he probably has a low body count. the fuckboy attitude he had in his earlier songs was likely just a larp

No. 386396

>>386225
>>386235
>>386247
you're all too kind, nonas. thank you ♥

>>386235
i did the edit in photoshop. here's a link to the original by the artist https://www.deviantart.com/kaneoyasachiko/art/SuKiMa-359127563

No. 386399

>>386396
no nona it was actually a pretty cool idea. i love that woman's art and i like how you utilised it.

spam incoming cause i just have to share pics and videos kek

No. 386400

File: 1716673686551.mp4 (382.46 KB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716666293591.m…)

better quality of the petting clip >>386094

No. 386402

File: 1716673796949.mp4 (965.66 KB, 720x720, ssstwitter.com_1716673761087.m…)

he lied here lmao >>386246

No. 386403

File: 1716673850843.jpg (101.93 KB, 1079x1461, GOWJDK2XIAIirYb.jpg)


No. 386404

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No. 386405

File: 1716673923033.mp4 (1.18 MB, 480x852, ssstwitter.com_1716658520459.m…)

im so mad i wasnt following him pre-esc kek

No. 386406

File: 1716673992129.mp4 (1.43 MB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716664881734.m…)

why does he look cute

No. 386407

File: 1716674026288.mp4 (241.59 KB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716666232694.m…)

nonas…..

No. 386408

File: 1716674097501.mp4 (1.2 MB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716665380618.m…)


No. 386410

File: 1716674156105.mp4 (9.96 MB, 720x720, tumblr_se1e805QfM1avqr5l_720.m…)


No. 386412

File: 1716674232293.jpg (91.89 KB, 736x736, GOXtDaWWUAA9vno.jpg)


No. 386413

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No. 386414

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No. 386416

File: 1716674358302.jpg (106.91 KB, 576x1024, GOQR5pMX0AAW-81.jpg)

>tfw i will never experience snapchat era joost

No. 386417

File: 1716674454378.jpg (40.48 KB, 680x674, GORB6TOXYAAYt5_.jpg)


No. 386418

File: 1716674565178.jpg (41.35 KB, 400x400, GOa6q7lW0AAMKr-.jpg)


No. 386419

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No. 386420

File: 1716674682193.jpg (247.5 KB, 1170x1319, tumblr_93dcf3f4dc6a7b183bb91dc…)

hope i'll find this video soon kek

No. 386421

File: 1716674725365.jpg (133.24 KB, 1242x810, tumblr_6805b56c52c66b8cf859c05…)


No. 386422

File: 1716674756821.mp4 (182.1 KB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716665408288.m…)


No. 386423

File: 1716674830164.mp4 (680.25 KB, 778x360, ssstwitter.com_1716664830739.m…)


No. 386424

File: 1716674869814.mp4 (4.34 MB, 480x778, ssstwitter.com_1716403525658.m…)

and i'll end the spam with this cute vid of his when he heard his song on the radio for the first time

No. 386435

File: 1716675984051.jpg (221.67 KB, 896x2048, GOcf8KkWEAAvi6l.jpg)

He has conspiracy theories about him. He truly is famous

No. 386615

>>386420
jesus fucking christ i think the psyop is getting to me, why does he look so cute here???

No. 386643

File: 1716742228584.mp4 (459.25 KB, 480x640, ssstwitter.com_1716742162069.m…)

>>386615
because nonnie, you may find him ugly, but he is cute nonetheless come join us nona don't be afraid kek

No. 386681

File: 1716749983198.jpg (336.94 KB, 1152x2048, GOhEyteXwAA6oN-.jpg)

Nonas his waist…

No. 386682

>>386681
Why is he built like a tif…

No. 386684

>>386682
NONA NO. LET ME ENJOY MY MAN AND HIS WOMAN BIRTHING HIPS WITHOUT ASSOCIATING HIM WITH TIFS PLZ

No. 386686

>>386684
MPREG IN REAL LIFE! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

No. 386687

File: 1716750384961.jpg (53.9 KB, 500x500, artworks-QBeVgIrmRiyhIaer-lUqH…)

>>386686
ARE U SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE IS KISSING HIS HOMIE?! I SWEAR HE SAYS NO HOMO EVERYTIME

No. 386689

>>386687
It’s over. He was already claimed by an alpha and his penis will slowly morph into a birth canal to birth his litter.

No. 386691

>>386689
Ok nona I accept it…he will turn into this… >>386406

No. 386692

>>384047
…For non-Dutch nonnas. Dumpert (en GeenStijl meaning NoStyle) is for gross moids, it’s like the lite 4chan of the Netherlands. And reet means ass.

No. 386696

>>386692
tbh i randomly posted that i had no idea about the context aside from seeing gross moidy stuff on the bg and i didn't watch the video. it's not like im super surpised he went on something like that. like aside from the obvious moid shit how bad is it

No. 386697

File: 1716751613175.jpeg (1.05 MB, 1279x1052, 9A5D07BE-9C76-49D4-B2C2-5720BA…)

>>386692
Do you girls think he’d sue me if I posted these there

No. 386729

>>386697
Aren't these edited?

No. 386731

i can fix him

No. 386743

>>386729
Yeah, which could be a crime

No. 386745

File: 1716760997363.jpg (190.76 KB, 979x1382, GOiTGuUXYAAPMO5.jpg)

this is a tif right?(not talking about joost kek)

like no fucking way an actual moid looks like this

No. 386746

>>386745
The cane is a dead giveaway.

No. 386748

>>386746
kek i know like EVERYTHING is a dead giveaway but u never fucking know

No. 386749

>>386745
How does she manage to be so feminine with a full beard? Even I'm more masculine than this.

No. 386751

File: 1716762214032.jpeg (583.86 KB, 750x979, IMG_8780.jpeg)

>>386745
was going to post this pic earlier that seems to be from the same day judging by the outfit but didn't because i felt weird about attaching a random fan's face kek. i think he looks nice but idk how to feel anymore after what dutchanon explained above… that put me off

No. 386754

>>386751
It's not like that pic isn't circulating twitter anyway

Regarding what Dutch anon said…well he was pretty moidy back in the day either because he was edgy or because he was doing the YouTube thing. Like he even said something like "I respect women but have a song called bitches". Also that stuff is pretty old there's a possibility he has changed his opinions idk. Like he has cringe misogynistic stuff but nice stuff too idk what to think kek

No. 386883

nonnas you lust after a man with bpd ptsd adhd autism then wonder why he acts mentally unstable

No. 386884

>>386692
tell us more

No. 386890

>>386883
>>386751
>>386754
Sorry but wtf did he do? Use the dutch 4chan? We're literally using an imageboard ourselves kek not everyone who uses these websites is 1:1 a retarded asshole, though like always I would proceed with caution.

No. 386895

File: 1716795236456.jpg (128 KB, 523x810, hevjr99c06jb1.jpg)

I don't think he's a misogynist but it's clear that he cares a lot about the validation of moids. His older music is cringe but I think it was more of a rapper persona than his real opinions. He seems like he was probably following edgy YouTubers and trying to be like them when he was younger. His song about feminism is no longer on Spotify, I don't know if he himself took it down. I feel like his worst creation that is hard to make excuses for is that Russian collab and it's quite recent

No. 386930

File: 1716805126122.mp4 (354.8 KB, 576x1280, BhKzUHB-bBz9aoJq.mp4)

kek

No. 386941

>>386890
lc is different tho

No. 386944

>>386890
Calm down nona you dont need to dickride him this hard. LC will never be on the same level as moidchans.

No. 386951

>>386890
as much as i like him using such a website is marginally different to agreeing to guest for them in a video… idk

No. 386955

what's so bad about that dutch site are they nazis

No. 386956

>>386930
upsetting that he had to go from eurovision is my dream to fuck eurovision

No. 386998

File: 1716826341510.mp4 (5.94 MB, 720x1280, tumblr_se4uyahJfG1w261o9.mp4)

yeah….

No. 387025

Genuine question, is anyone in this thread over the age of 24ish? Because you guys are giving off extremely strong zoomer energy.

No. 387039

>>387025
i'm 30 and think he's a qt

No. 387048

>>387039
seconded almost 30 too i just like sperging about this zoomer

No. 387062

File: 1716838626674.mp4 (2.75 MB, 576x1024, tikdownload_6654e0a29557e.mp4)

he has this on his tiktok with the caption "he is so sweet" why is he like this lmao

No. 387070

>>387025
28 here. I just think he's kinda cute, but not the most attractive

No. 387072

>>386955
Yeah someone needs to explain this

No. 387097

File: 1716845475874.jpg (2.72 MB, 3069x2048, GOltz_ZXEAAp9tR.jpg)

Wish that were me. He probably won't come close to southern Europe and if he does, not where I live.

No. 387105

File: 1716846667340.jpg (25.23 KB, 360x640, 1000011686.jpg)

>>387097
Why is he always making this expression in photos

No. 387106

>>387105
It's called mewing you uncultured swine.

No. 387114

File: 1716848170542.jpg (176.65 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_2024-05-27-10-28-35…)

>>387105
He has both chronic duckface and gigachad chin

No. 387122

>>387105
kek it's one of my biggest pet peeves with moids. like do they really think it looks good? when did this even start? please make it stop kek it's so ugly and ridiculous looking. he looks so much nicer when he doesn't do it…

No. 387182

File: 1716878030848.jpeg (229.67 KB, 1000x667, 1716763278720.jpeg)


No. 387357

i can't believe how popular he's gotten over the span of like a month or two, i've been crushing on him since his yt days when i was still in hs. I met him a while ago and he was really nice to me when i asked for a photo even though it was super late at night. i think he lives in the same city as me perhaps? or his buddies might idk, still delusionally thinking that if i bump into him again maybe he'll recognize me kek

No. 387373

My theory is he is secretly married to a woman he really wants to have kids with and they discuss it often, that's why he keeps meantioning kids.

No. 387420

>>387357
Nona that's so cute. I've read from like everyone that he is nice like that. Like since you are a pretty early fan, how did you feel about his transition to music? I read some people were put off by it

>Tfw I'll never be a dutch fangirl at a joost fanmeet in his YouTuber era


>>387373
That theory hurts me emotionally so I'll pretend I never read it kek

No. 387445

btw anons, do you actually listen to his stuff? im done listening to most of his songs and looked through a few translations and he was obviously way more cringe and moid-like when he started than now. im not usually into rap but his music does it for me and had many of his songs on loop. i do believe >>386895 's theory about him having his rapper persona to "fit in" with other moids. those older songs do leave a bad taste in my mouth but they are still catchy. i do think he still has his "rap" persona or whatever but has toned it down

>>386895
>I feel like his worst creation that is hard to make excuses for is that Russian collab and it's quite recent
his management said that the song was made before the invasion and idk how easy it is to pull out of a collab even when the war had started. i haven't read the whole translation but that song is catchy despite the cringe "i want russian babies" stuff

No. 387450

>>386955
Different dutchanon than before. Not necessarily nazis (though those probably like it too), more like Reddit minus the wholesome subs. With the men I know there is a 1:1 overlap between following subs like r/pussypassdenied and frequenting Dumpert/GeenStijl. Every Dutch “Karen” video (aka video of a woman being harassed by moids until she got upset and they started filming her) that people have ever linked me was hosted on Dumpert. Maybe there is more innocent content on there too but you’d have to wade through a whole lot of misogyny and racism to get to it.

No. 387451

Sorry for schizoposting but I'm telling you guys, he probably has a secret girlfriend that he has a good relationship with and that's why he's been acting less slutty recently. He thinks a lot about legacy and family. There are many jokes he made in the last few months about getting married and having kids. I was already tinfoiling based on that and in his new unreleased song there's a line that says "Gotta stay high, find a wife and multiply". If I'm wrong and he is single then I guess his fuckboy years ended and he is just in a phase in life where he is considering settling down

No. 387453

>>387451
Which one are you referring to? I haven't kept up with his unrealeased new stuff. Like regardless or girlfriend or not, isn't it about time he settles down? He had been edgy and wild for years and now that he is in therapy and he says it helps him he may has chilled a little. Still though, despite his persona, he probably never had that many gfs anyway. Like he did have his fuckboy persona but he seems to be private about this stuff

No. 387456

>>387453
It's called Enjoy the Ride

No. 387604

File: 1717024041380.jpg (87.06 KB, 1284x1061, joostje2.jpg)


No. 387783

File: 1717088241751.mp4 (892.43 KB, 480x852, ssstwitter.com_1717088162083.m…)

>>387604
I thought about posting this image but tbh it gives me the ick. Like I'm seeing something I shouldn't. I feel this way for lots of videos of him being underage/barely legal that exist on other channels. I really understand why he deleted most of his old youtube videos kek

In other news, he has uploaded the tune for Luchtballon on tiktok and seems to promote it similarly to how he has promoted other songs in the past. Tbh I don't like it that much but anyway

No. 387786

>>387783
i honestly love it, he's really going in the happy hardcore direction now. heard it's dropping on friday, which means we're getting closer to gabberland's release so i'm hype!!! also is that tune sampled from right here waiting by richard marx?

No. 387791

>>387786
I don't mind it being "happy hardcore" it's just that I'm not feeling it. I've heard most of his stuff and I don't really like his early stuff but like it more as he kept releasing things. I need to listen to full versions of the songs to have a proper opinion.
However it's funny to me his voice in this song is so edited that it doesn't sound like him

>heard it's dropping on friday

Forgot to mention that kek

>is that tune sampled from right here waiting by richard marx?

I've seen other people say it is

No. 387864

I was excited for his case to be concluded by early June so we can hear more details about the situation but he requested witness interviews which will likely cause the prosecution to take longer. I hope they publicize it so we can hear what truly happened straight from witnesses' mouths. I really doubt he will not be vindicated.

No. 388009

>>386884
Honestly I only watched them out of curiosity when I was a teenager and bored watching random videos on YouTube. But it’s common male humor, with dumpert, Geenstijl and also PowNed (mostly right wing watchers) and as we say in The Netherlands, “het afvoerputje van Nederland” or “tokkie” humor (tokkies behave like uk chavs but even less classy)

No. 388011

>>386697
Oh my, nonnie, why are you searching for his deepfakes? I don’t think it will bother him that much, kek.

No. 388021

>>384047
So for non-Dutchies, in this vid they rate ('reet' means ass but is also pronounced like rate, hence the pun) random clips off the internet and comment on them, a bit like that retarded MTV show I forget the name of. It's definitely edgelord humor but honestly Joost looks a bit uncomfortable with some of the more crass jokes the hosts are making. Dumpert is definitely misogynistic but what stands out to me is that whenever the clip or topic is making fun of or degrading women, Joost keeps pretty quiet and doesn't really match the energy of the others. Like near the start of the video they show this clip of a woman wobbling her ass and both hosts are making sexual comments about her body while the only thing Joost said was 'I didn't think her acting skills were very good'. He seems to purposefully avoid making any comments that are actually offensive to women.

No. 388077

>>388021
Are they racist

No. 388220

>>387450
The thing is, his YouTuber type humor and music is very "lol randumxd" so it would attract this kind of retard male fan. I don't think that necessarily means he's like them. I think he used to be grateful for and grab any opportunity as a smaller celeb, like being interviewed by retards or collaring with that Russian band, if his goal was to be famous enough to be in Eurovision of course he would, men don't really think about consequences as hard as female celebs do. I don't think he's necessarily a bad guy, I simply don't feel it from him. He's just an idiot. But I agree that some anons are looking for reasons to dislike him, I mean, LC already thinks he's ugly and stupid kek

No. 388495

>>386692
I don't get it, I went to Dumpert or whatever and it's not even an imageboard

No. 388499

File: 1717351116069.mp4 (491.86 KB, 720x720, hwcUHp08_EnZQwwx.mp4)

drunken joostje

No. 388501

File: 1717351220239.mp4 (300.82 KB, 720x720, pxGW-JQT5fxmywWy.mp4)


No. 388590

File: 1717384159694.jpeg (158.55 KB, 1080x2337, luchtballoon-june-5th-v0-8ck3p…)

>>388499
>>388501
12 points to the Netherlands!

So guys it seems we have a date for the song

No. 388681

Joostsisters… Things aren't looking good…
>Director of the Europapa video: 'Joost Klein attacked my assistant a few times on the set'
>His friend director Fawaz had expected that things would go wrong for Joost Klein at the Eurovision Song Contest in Malmö. The filmmaker says in the podcast "The Bigger Picture" that he experienced firsthand how difficult working with Joost Klein can be.
>"Making the Europapa video cost me about a month and a half of my life and I didn't earn anything from it. Making a music video only costs money. Then you also have to recognize the value of the people who do it for you. You simply cannot shout at an assistant director who is on the set for zero euros, I also said that to Joost.”
>Fawaz states that dealing with Klein is very difficult. "He sometimes finds it difficult to deal with people. He yelled at my assistant a few times on my set. I had a lot of arguments with him during the process. And it wasn't until a few hours before the clip was released that he let me know that he liked it. Before that he was always saying: This sucks, I don't feel it, I'm not going to release this."
>After making the clip, Klein unpleasantly surprised his director by adding the text at the end: "From me to my parents". "We had agreed on one rule, namely that there would be no lyrics in the video. When he was finished, I heard that this text would be included. I don't think it's ethically acceptable for this to happen behind my back, and I told him that. At the same time, that is what makes Joost so good. Being a control freak is his greatest strength and his greatest weakness. It makes it difficult to make things with him, I think everyone around him can confirm that.”
>Fawaz and Klein have known each other for a long time and are good friends. Fawaz had the idea of ​​making a documentary around the Eurovision Song Contest, but ultimately decided against it. "I would like to make fiction, I don't want to be seen as a documentary maker. It would certainly have cost us our friendship, because Joost would not have appreciated it if I had filmed everything.”

No. 388721

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>>388681
honestly…not surpised. not even disappointed. kinda expected something would come out about him acting mentally ill, cause well, he is.
he has worked with this vera guy before on the scandanavian boy mv and it was mentioned twice in the making of video that he is difficult to work with. he has also called himself a control freak and he even established his own label because he prefers to do things independently.

it's obvious he hasn't been in therapy long enough to know how to deal with stuff like this in a better manner. considering how long ago his parents died, his treatment has been pretty recent. and i think it will take a while before he can fully get over whatever shitty behaviours he has developed over the years. other moids have acted way worse for way less so if he is the somewhat decent moid he presents himself to be, i believe he can actually do it. as a bpdchan myself, it's nice to see someone succeeding to do what they want to do while having people by their side. im even thankful that people tolarated my bs till i managed to control myself better. and i haven't even been through what he has. i honestly hope that his friends are by his side supporting him and not enabling him like mine did

the funniest thing to me is that, after i saw this post, i went straight to reddit to see what people said. ofc everyone was like "nooo poor joost is going to get shit from the press as this blows out of proportion!" "why is this dude talking about this stuff publicly, does he want attention??". and after a bit, OP deleted their post kek

from what i read this dude is a longtime friend of his and he just talked about the incident in a chill manner and people are now running with it insulting him. yeah joost is a baby that can do no wrong apparently cause muh mental illness. they really can't handle their fave not being "a little smol bean" kek

inb4 to the anons who are gonna say "SEE? told you joostfags!"
like nah i expected something like that. i do like him cause he is quirky, cute, a bpdkun like me and has music i like but i also can see he is a mentally ill moid so

No. 388730

>>388681
>>388721
i think people are still so wound up in cancel culture that they become overly reactionary (both defensively and aggressively) when it isn't necessary. this is typical diva behavior from any self-important artist. is it endearing? of course not, but there's no reason aside from parasocial relationships and fantasy projection for people to think that he is some perfect, quirked up angel.

most people are now incapable of thinking about things in a nuanced fashion; someone must either be a terrible person that needs to be immediately excommunicated from society or some paragon of wholesomeness to be worshipped.

No. 388739

>>388681
>dutch man is stingy
shocking revelation

No. 388751

>>388739
Kek
Was Joost even responsible for paying him though? I thought that this would be on the broadcaster. From what I've seen usually joost films and edits stuff on his own/with his friends. Europapa was a bigger production and tbh I hadn't thought who payed for it till now cause by default I thought it was Avrotros

No. 388757

Saw some tinfoil theory about the whole thing being done on purpose so that there's more hype around Joost's new song and I lowkey want to believe it kek. M van marketing and shit

No. 388962

File: 1717507218283.png (1.81 MB, 2420x2788, buma.png)

another photographer incident again

No. 388968

>>388962
I think he has photographer trauma now

No. 388971

File: 1717509361744.jpeg (50.93 KB, 828x552, 838.jpeg)

joost in a burka

No. 388996

File: 1717518470226.jpg (167.26 KB, 1080x2204, GPOv5MeXoAEUZeX.jpg)

>>388962
idk on one side i do believe it's ok he didn't want photographs and that this article is very sensational but on the other hand…if he didn't want to go…he simply didn't need to? i think there was an award for him for friesenjung that his producer received and he was there "incognito". the song includes him but why go though the trouble of dressing up if it's going to "blow up" like this? like no matter what he did, there would be articles like that so why not just stay at home? like did he really expect his privacy respected at a public event

also im so annoyed with fans on other social media. they are like "poor baby went through his disqualification, his friend talking shit and now this?!". i hate how babied he is as if he hasn't been on social media for the past 15 years. like this whole event is whatever but they act like he is going to break over this stuff

anyway luchtballon countdown

No. 389014

>>388996
he wants to be famous but private at the same time

No. 389018

File: 1717526779929.mp4 (1.69 MB, 576x1024, tiktok.mp4)

>>389014
>he wants to be famous but private at the same time

I do believe that even though it's an oxymoron. But also I believe it's stunts he does on purpose for engagement. Vidrel he seems fine promoting his song like he always does. Weirdo stans blow shit out of proportion

No. 389048

i want to fuck the shit out of him but i feel like he's a terrible lay

No. 389053

Luchtballon out

>>389048
kekkk, but honestly i'm with you i can't see him being good in bed either

No. 389055

>>385366
samefag, i also found the sample from postrel

No. 389059

>>389053
banger

No. 389209

Luchtbalon MV is out!
The song is ok but the video caught me by surprise kek

No. 389346

>>389209
This video is full of amazing details, I love it

No. 389648

File: 1717692934652.mp4 (272.03 KB, 582x270, ssstwitter.com_1717692919363.m…)

>>389346
I know. I wish someone makes a video with all the references they find. I even saw he referenced some chinese movie

No. 389982

File: 1717735187372.png (178.69 KB, 191x670, image-12.png)

Nonnas why does he look so good in skirts…

No. 390082

File: 1717761820032.mp4 (913.6 KB, 318x394, VSbkW6VkwVfWK8ac.mp4)

alternate luchtballon mv coming?

No. 390087

File: 1717762389421.jpg (159.97 KB, 1080x846, GPduFkna0AAlJaH.jpg)

>>390082
https://www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/4485798/hoe-joost-klein-in-schijndel-in-een-weiland-terechtkwam?s=09
from @Corr1e on xitter:
>So this guy with a new hot air balloon business sent Joost a message saying he’d be happy to take him on a hot air balloon trip and to his surprise Joost accepted the offer and they made videos and spent time with locals who’d turned up in the field where he landed.

No. 390088

File: 1717762483345.jpg (43.3 KB, 766x766, nyjoostje.jpg)

one last thing

No. 390144

>>389209
>>390082
I am obsessed with the animated video for Luchtballon. Tells so much on such a small budget. It's a satisfying revenge story and now my favorite video of his. It basically confirms he was targeted by the EBU and they are confident his name will be cleared. The fact he posted this video of him shooting up the Onion Corp in PS2 graphics made me love him more. His newfound popularity didn't change his sense of humor. It would also be fun to see the alternate video where he hangs out with his friends though.
>>389982
Because he picks skirts that were actually designed for male bodies and doesn't wear unflattering anime girl skirts fetishist trannies with no understanding of fashion like. He also has nice thighs.

No. 390157

File: 1717782639844.mp4 (17.66 MB, 592x1280, Joost live .mp4)

>>390087
Ooh so that's the story behind this live

I do believe they filmed videos for tiktok and stuff and not a new MV. We will see the upcoming days.

>>390144
>Because he picks skirts that were actually designed for male bodies
More men who try to pull this off should take notes. Not even talking about trannies, but I haven't seen a male looking that good in skirts(aside from traditional attire and stuff)

No. 390760

File: 1717930517872.png (304.29 KB, 750x1334, joost story.png)

what did he mean by this

No. 390766

>>390760
I thought about posting this with the exact same caption kek.

Idk maybe his virality plus the whole esc thing is getting to him? Despite being an internet person for years and already somewhat successful, he hasn't experienced such attention before. I do hope he takes a break for a bit.

No. 390777

File: 1717941502443.mp4 (548.55 KB, xHfZHxUetXPUeklg (online-video…)

>>390766
yeah i think he's feeling disillusioned by the wild international attention he's getting as a result of eurovision, probably wasn't anticipating it to be of this magnitude. that and ofc the tabloids and legal proceedings can't be easy. that's an insane amount of pressure. it looks to me like he has a very supportive circle so i don't doubt that's helping him out during these times.
anyway here's another video of him on the air balloon with his friends ( sorry i cropped most of them out bc i don't care about them kek ) but in the end of the video appie, the one talking, says
>hey look that's the guy from eurovision…. ey what actually happened
kek. i think he looks so sweet in this vid

No. 390802

>>390777
>i think he looks so sweet in this vid
he really does kek. his friend talking is interesting cause a few years ago he looked pretty youthful and during eurovision with long hair he looked like he was in his 40s kek. hope joost doesn't hit the wall that hard considering all the bad habits he has kek

No. 390803

File: 1717951336118.mp4 (3.9 MB, 576x1024, tw.mp4)

The fact he bites into onions like they are apples is insane to me. His stomach must be made of iron kek

No. 390806

>>390777
>>390803
His friend group is based and funny, their sense of humor is similar to him. Also Tantu is a qt

No. 390942

File: 1717974051974.jpeg (467.56 KB, 750x1011, IMG_8932.jpeg)

idk if this should go here or the eurovision thread but wtaf

No. 392152

File: 1718312552449.png (117.75 KB, 540x423, image-18.png)

For nonnas who are interested, traffic MV seems to be in the works. Finally this banger will be out

No. 392287

idk if you have seen this, but the last few days or so, this account has popped up that posts shitpost videos where they also make fun of fans on twitter and tiktok. it's probably owned by one of the crew(most likely alanis)and it's been pretty funny kek

No. 392345

File: 1718367919312.png (921.63 KB, 875x1080, 1000081949.png)

>>386159
>low sex drive
>potential for endless sperging
>shitty internet humour

Tis my dream man, a shame I'm not Dutch and a literal nobody, I'll never meet him to kiss his forehead and stroke his ugly mullet

No. 392608

File: 1718460597201.mp4 (4.13 MB, e3e.mp4)


No. 392657

>>392287
I like her sense of humor lol. Does anyone know if she is Appie's girlfriend? Or just a friend of the crew

No. 392660

File: 1718483108048.mp4 (3.36 MB, 576x1024, Snaptik.app_732842722876775145…)

>>392657
i don't have enough proof right now but i think just judging by their matching outfits in this video the answer seems to point at a relationship rather than just friendship–which yes i know is not something significant or conclusive enough kek but it's the strongest "evidence" i have. i mean aside from the failed proposal skit in the hot air balloon, and appie holding what seems to be her purse in the video they made to the cult shotta song

No. 392680

>>392660
I see. I thought she might be his girlfriend because it seems like she is the one filming most of his content and they hang out a lot. But they might also just be close friends idk

No. 393058

Tantu and Appie being in years long relationships that they try to keep private further proves to me that my schizo theory of Joost having a secret serious relationship is correct. This circle of guys are all in committed relationships I bet. I don't know why you guys were ever under the impression he is a manwhore

No. 393068

>>393058
wait where did you get the tantu information anon ? i'm just curious kek i want to know too. i don't think joost's a manwhore either but not for the same reasons as you. maybe he used to be at a certain period esp jusging by the confidence in his initial answer here >>386402 ( or was he referring to his girlfriend at the time ? idk the timeline of his relationships ) but i think he's chilled out since, but now that i've said that idk kek. at the same time i kinda hope you get vindicated kek i'd love to watch that happen

No. 393084

>>393058
lmao I was never under this impression either. he acts slutty on stage but doesn't seem to be in his private life.

>>393068
there's a post on reddit where he has pics with some girl calling her gf and she was also tagged in a recent picture in malmo during esc

No. 393177

File: 1718654714039.png (1.2 MB, 720x1775, tantugf.png)

>>393068
She has posts with him dating back to as far as 2020 and they still interact with each other's posts to this day. I mean, they are just Joost's friends and not him in the end but it did not surprise me that Appie and Tantu are committed long term relationship type of guys and I am expecting that Joost is similar. Their relationships aren't exactly hidden, they still post about it openly but they try to keep things low profile. If Joost really has a secret girlfriend, he is keeping it well hidden because no one has been able to find anything and even his associates have said he is a private person. >>385081
The reason why I think that Joost is secretly in a serious relationship is because he seems like the type of person who will stick with it for a long time when he gets used to something. Despite his increase in popularity, he is hanging out with the same friends he had for many years. He also doesn't think sex is all that and he is family oriented. One day it will be outed that he has been married for 5 years or something I'm telling you…

No. 393345

File: 1718701663019.mp4 (1.79 MB, 480x1040, RPReplay_Final1718690652.mp4)

New song dropping soon?

No. 393751

helloo(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 393891

File: 1718861567025.jpg (55.17 KB, 1080x1920, tour.jpg)

Hope this means he adds more countries to his tour. On one hand I'm not too hopeful, on the other Baby Lasagna added my country to his spring tour so I have some hope for Joost too

No. 394203

File: 1718964480972.png (470.54 KB, 399x735, joostism .png)

joost comes out as autistic (to no one's surprise)

No. 394204

>>394203
lmao I came here as soon as I saw this.
I do wonder though since he has also said he has bpd if he has them both or if his autism was misdiagnosed as bpd since their symptoms overlap

No. 394224

>>394204
i can believe he has either bpd or autism but they really cannot be comorbid. the latter indicates low emotional recognition while the former indicates extreme emotional recognition. being orphaned as a preteen, he is much more likely to have bpd than autism.

i'm betting he is either memeing or he is pushing autism because it's the more sympathetic diagnosis to have during a legal case. zoomers love being diagnosed as autistic because they think it gives them carte blanche to be a dick.

No. 394262

>>394203
Why did everyone take this as him seriously coming out as autistic? It seems like he is just shitposting

No. 394263

>>394262
I guess because they believe that despite him being a shitposter, he wouldn't make fun of autism or anything like that since he talks about his mental health a lot

No. 394309

I really doubt he unironically has autism and BPD, he probably has ADHD and PTSD based on how he acts

No. 394652

File: 1719134335725.mp4 (7.15 MB, 576x1024, opening.mp4)

for nonnas who care, some clips from pinkpop yesterday

No. 394653

File: 1719134922492.mp4 (8.94 MB, 1280x720, Fussball.mp4)


No. 394654

File: 1719135455029.mp4 (14.36 MB, gover meit's speech at pinkpop…)


No. 394655

File: 1719135513313.mp4 (16.85 MB, The bird song (1).mp4)

unreleased song made for eurovision

No. 394656

File: 1719135616504.mp4 (3.61 MB, 720x1280, crowdsurfing.mp4)


No. 394657

File: 1719135819331.jpg (780.81 KB, 1926x1557, GQs7ES2WIAAaMPC.jpg)

love these pants

No. 394679

>>394652
He really made it sound like he will be coming back for Eurovision 2025… I wonder what he is planning
>>394653
I love this song

No. 394715

>>394679
Some people say this, others say that since he even went out of his way to change some of the lyrics to his song PTSD for this live making them about his bad experience on esc, that it's unlikely. We will see ig

No. 394727

>>394679
coming back to esc for round 2 sounds like the worst decision possible. he's in a position where the best thing to do is to just let it go with grace. i really hope a return is not what they're planning but i honestly doubt he would try again all this eurovision related in general considered.

No. 394746

File: 1719162900252.jpg (102.24 KB, 720x1165, eurovision2025.jpg)

he must be trolling right

No. 394753

>>394746
Probably. He wants to keep people on edge, wondering what he'll do next kek

No. 394952

File: 1719245124116.jpg (209.77 KB, 828x1792, csy19cubbh8d1.jpg)

So we are getting an onion song?
Hope it includes Shrek and talks about having layers and stuff kek

No. 394953

File: 1719245162886.jpg (829.41 KB, 1080x2400, 02eg5hy9pi8d1.jpg)

>>394952
samefag Joost in Finland aka Traffic MV is finally in the works!

No. 395075

>>394952
>>394953
I think he will release the song with Kaarija on Onion Day

No. 395251

File: 1719333216385.png (458.27 KB, 534x424, Screenshot 2024-06-25 193301.p…)

Pics from MV shooting

No. 395505

File: 1719400248015.jpg (246.11 KB, 1080x2340, comhrqvv9w8d1.jpg)

traffic and fussball i suppose

No. 400954


No. 400958

>>400954
I love this banger

No. 401011

>>400954
Both of my kings together. Love to see it ♥

No. 408746

File: 1723300906074.mp4 (3.73 MB, 1280x720, 1723300204671.mp4)

Pleasantly surprised that he openly addressed imageboard users

No. 408748

>>408746
is joost also liked on 4chan? or does he think lolcow is 4chan kek

No. 408752

File: 1723304110524.jpg (212.96 KB, 1077x1393, interview.jpg)

>>408748
Doubt he's even aware of our dead thread kek and there's not much talk about him on 4chan either if you check the archives. He used to be a 4chan poster though so I think he can just look at the way some fans post on other platforms and tell we are from imageboards

No. 408768

>>408746
Joost talking about 4chan was the last reason I'd see the thread being pumped kek. Like where did that even come from. I get Reddit cause the sub is very active but 4chan?

In other news I'm still a bit salty about him going to America and not announcing more European dates but on the other hand it's funny seeing people getting majorly scammed cause they can't stop being consoomers

No. 409619

File: 1723541858640.png (265.59 KB, 629x573, joost.PNG)


No. 409637

File: 1723549825951.png (756.48 KB, 1054x768, joost.png)


No. 409638

>>409637
He looks like a fucking cartoon villain there.

No. 409771

>>409619
>>409637
Wonderful news. I hope he reveals everything milky now that the case is concluded

No. 409775

File: 1723582548639.gif (12.42 MB, 525x955, GIF-72287404ad0c4a3382a85608a5…)

>>409771
God I hope so. He has been "joking" about going to ESC again and tbh it would be kinda hilarious.

Unrelated gif that I felt like sharing.

No. 411640

File: 1724145383092.jpeg (270.77 KB, 1170x2532, kml030xaerjd1.jpeg)

he already deleted it but still concerning

No. 411657

>>411640
He should go afk for a while until TikTok moves on to the next trend

No. 412013

File: 1724231727299.jpg (150.87 KB, 1179x1127, g.jpg)

>>411657
I'm afraid he won't do that as he is a terminally online zoomer that grew up online. Picrel his latest spergout about his broadcaster not making a legal case out of his disqualification.

No. 412016

>>412013
What does he want? Let it go already bro they will not apologize

No. 412282

>>412016
He wants justice I guess. The reason he was disqualified was bullshit and he was about to be marked as a woman abuser(and many people still believe that).
The EBU is hypocritical when they talk about being sure about the safety of others and that there was an investigation going on, as in 2022, the singer of bulgarian entry had known domestic abuse charges on him and he participated just fine. Despite considering his online outbursts a bad move, I understand him being angry.



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