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awful songs Anonymous 03/25/23 (Sat) 06:04:43 PM No. 285486

post below mediocre music that either make you cringe, laugh or both.

Anonymous 03/25/23 (Sat) 06:08:41 PM No. 285490

I'll start with an immortal classic.

Anonymous 03/26/23 (Sun) 03:21:52 AM No. 285741

Even the spicy straights seemed to hate this one

Anonymous 03/26/23 (Sun) 03:52:16 AM No. 285747

i have so many but i'll start with this one

Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 05:13:09 AM No. 287730

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:47:39 AM No. 287951

Does it count if I actually like it

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:26:33 AM No. 287956

Absolute gold

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:27:57 AM No. 287957

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:34:41 AM No. 287959

Every line of this song is so funny, trying to make WAP family friendly and clean

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:41:24 AM No. 287960

>>287959
This can't be fucking real.

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 06:46:26 AM No. 287974

>>287960
Lil Nas X has his comment pinned on their family-friendly Montero cover

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 08:03:41 AM No. 287983

Miku wannabe a her mid music

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 05:17:50 AM No. 288242

This physically pains me to listen, my brother unironically liked this band.

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 06:29:48 AM No. 288254

>>285486
I genuinely like a couple of Beefheart songs though. The opener for Trout Mask Replica somehow resonates with me in a weird way and Moonlight on Vermont is a pretty straightforward song.

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 09:52:28 AM No. 288279

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 09:54:33 AM No. 288284

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 09:56:26 AM No. 288285

>peñis colada

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 10:42:16 AM No. 288299

>>288284
this reminds me of Zappa

Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 10:55:53 AM No. 288302

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 02:32:20 AM No. 288632

>>288284
Liz Phair is essential libfemcore nonny, gotta admit I like some of her early music though

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 02:45:01 AM No. 288635

>>285486
Trout mask Replica is a masterpiece you troglodyte

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 03:29:04 AM No. 288638

A classic

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 04:38:05 AM No. 288649

High cost production but low quality vocals, and this comes across as a corny gay anthem from a try hard

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 06:21:48 AM No. 288657

>>285486
great and accurate threadpic. i hate how musicfags worship that retarded album

Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 06:43:02 AM No. 288667

>>287956
Kek, this is amazing.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 04:40:58 AM No. 288875

sure the lyrics make me cringe but something about this song is so catchy that i can't stop listening to it

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 12:13:15 PM No. 288918

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 12:54:54 PM No. 288932

idk why but this became a meme between me and a friend, we'd just send this beyond corny video/song to each other at random

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 01:00:10 PM No. 288934

>>288254
tropical hotdog night gets stuck in my head all the fucking time idk if i even like or dislike it…

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 02:08:49 PM No. 288954

This one always makes me laugh tears, this Ukrainian christian rock band has a mediocre sound to say the least but lyrics are SO BAD they sound like something a 5-year-old child could write. I've translated them but surely it's way better in the original because I couldn't preserve the rhyme throughout the song and the rhyme is so simple and childish it makes it super ridiculous

You walk the road where your feet are leading you
The eyes look at the field where daisies bloom
The orange sun is smiling at you
Your soul takes off just like in a dream

Blue sky over the light blue water
A beautiful bird soars overhead
It thrills the soul and draws to itself
Birds' singing pleases the ears, and you like all of it

You're enjoying the life that was given to you by God
God gave you air without which you couldn't breathe
God gave you life, God gave you light
God gave you the answer to all questions

He gave you the hair on your head
He gave you legs that walk everywhere
He gave you hands that take everything anywhere
He gave you a heart more precious than a gem (emerald in the original)

WATER!! that gives life to us
EARTH!! that'll bring a fruit to us
LUNGS!! that can make an inhale
And all of it was given by God!

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

All the trees that bloom in the spring
All the animals that emanate sounds
All the bugs that borrow into soil
All of them ascribe glory to You!

Only not all people with progress in brains (?)
Want to praise the God of Heaven
'Cause He created everything: me and you
All the planets and sun that's warming you

He painted the whole sky with His hand
Put all the stars above your head
Poured all the seas, planted the trees (poplars in the original)
Created a man and said: "The land is yours."

So let's praise the King of the whole universe
Your whole life is confined to him
Everything earthly and heavenly will praise You
The day will come when I will see You

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 02:19:42 PM No. 288955

>>288954
samefag, forgot the ending
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
I'm praising you, praising you, I'm praisin you, praisin you
YEEEAAH YEEEEEAAAH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW EEAAEAAAAEAAAAA PRAISING YOU
I'm praising you… I'm praising you…
I'M PRAISIN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 02:56:12 PM No. 288973

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>>288284
>>288285
Hate to admit it but I genuinely like a lot of Liz Phair's songs. Not even the critic darlings from the 90s but the ones when she was trying to be a Pop punk princess in the 2000s

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 05:01:03 PM No. 288993

These guys are supposedly making music since the 80s. This song should be called "Dark Lord" but he says instead "Lord of Eternity".. go figure.

You go out at night
But don't walk on the sidewalk
For fear of the darkness
At home you look in the mirror
And see you're just like what was on the streets

Think you're possessed
Seek death
For the sacrifice
It's no use
Your future is traced
You were born to wander the night
After fun
For your BLOODLUST!!!!

The cow-ards didn't deserve
(Unintelligible) Pathetic vengeance
You rip the eyes
Drink the blood
Relish your feast
Then at night seek the darkness
Enjoy the graves occult
In the dark of the NIGHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!

OooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRR
metal meTAL METAL TAL TAL AL

(Becomes a ghost for a while)
AURRRR AURRR HAURR
HEEEAAAHRRRRRRRRRR

Oh! LORD OF ETERNITY!
Give 'em the time zones (??????)
To propagate
Your praise
PRAAAAISEEEEEEEERRRRHHGH!
OOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOO OO OOOOO
OOOO OOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHGGGGGGHHHHHHG!
(Unintelligible) ignorant monsterrr!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
ARGH!

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 05:18:41 PM No. 288994

>>288993
Lol this weird constrained singing

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 11:53:12 AM No. 295397

I confess I listened to it as a 11 y.o., the music is bad but the video is just hilarious, it's like an online diary of a teenager in 2007, and I can't watch this tiny super serious rap vocalist walking around and waving his arms without tears

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 07:56:10 PM No. 295503

NFT music should go here too, it's all unlistenable (but in unique ways)

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 09:16:30 PM No. 295517

Something about Duran Duran covering Public Enemy of all groups is so bad that I can't help but like it.

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 09:36:52 PM No. 295531

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 01:31:34 AM No. 312029

boring libfem shit where the song felt much longer than it actually is because i kept waiting for it to end

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 04:23:05 AM No. 312040

another classic

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 05:14:27 AM No. 312043

>>295531
You put this in the wrong thread, it’s amazing

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 05:44:44 AM No. 312045

a classic

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 05:45:21 AM No. 312046

>>312045

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 05:46:35 AM No. 312047

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 08:17:48 PM No. 312144

>>312045
>>312046
Greetings fellow LeetStreet Boys enjoyer. Here's another masterpiece.

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 10:13:30 PM No. 312168

i kept hearing this song in youtube shorts animation memes, god the full thing is the cringiest shit

Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed) 02:34:17 PM No. 312269

Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed) 02:42:03 PM No. 312274

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>>285486
Midtown 120 Blues, I can’t attach a link because the neurotic troon who produced it (Thaemlitz/DJ Sprinkles) immediately DMCAs any instance of it being uploaded online, but it’s essentially just a deep house LP in which Thaemlitz whines about the trajectory of house music and the midtown scene in particular in his obnoxious, grating man voice. Fucking awful.

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 04:29:28 AM No. 316447

Lyrics are kind of funny but sounds like shit

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 07:52:18 AM No. 316468

>>288299
Zappa definitely belongs here

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 07:56:30 AM No. 316469

>>285490
kek

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 09:48:43 AM No. 316482

>>312040
This is great it goes hard. I love white trash jams, here’s another guilty pleasure of mine

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 09:45:20 PM No. 316592

>>316482
wazzup killa clown

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 10:52:17 AM No. 316950

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 03:17:54 PM No. 317009

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 03:18:22 PM No. 317010

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 03:34:23 PM No. 317014

The most inexplicable song in metal history.

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 05:04:27 PM No. 317040

>>288279
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 08:57:08 PM No. 317089

>>317010
Etienne Sin never fails to make me laugh. He's semi cute though in a weird way

>>317014
No fucking way is this real

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 11:13:20 AM No. 317207

>>317089
>is this real
Yes it is, it's from a demo that has some other dumb tunes (and early versions of songs from Monotheist and Eparistera Daimones) but not as bad as Hip Hop Jugend, I don't even think anybody ever dared to ask Fischer what he was trying to do with this track.

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 01:43:45 AM No. 317405

the whole album is cringe

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 03:14:55 AM No. 317412

>>317009
Still makes me laugh. Its like Sweet Child O Mine covered by The Shaggs

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 05:45:58 AM No. 317432

Shays not going home cheese on her phone seeeing hu tao duh duh duh duh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=WY90P7TryuCgZRai&v=6Yg9LykNobw&feature=youtu.be(learn to embed)

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 07:54:35 AM No. 317493

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 02:59:01 AM No. 317768

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 04:22:02 AM No. 317781

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>>317768
This song is objectively bad but it also reminds me of my OTP (Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson) so I feel like I have to like it. Imagine picrel singing it with his gay vocal fry

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 03:40:39 PM No. 318395

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 04:29:30 PM No. 318398

>>318395
This was such an early 2010's nerd culture song, and I mean that in the best and worst way

Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon) 12:38:37 PM No. 322095

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 04:14:47 PM No. 322302

horse horse horse

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 08:21:16 PM No. 322471

It's impossible for me to listen to it without laughing, I always forget how insanely bad and weird it is. I wish more kpop sounded like that, that would be much more fun

>>316592
I will admit my crime and say that I genuinely find this one catchy kek

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 12:06:53 AM No. 322503

The fact that this was a hit makes me lose faith in humanity. Worse than Disco Duck.

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 12:13:20 AM No. 322506

For the record, the political drama is not why I dislike this song. I just hate the fact the he sings like he's constipated. The screamy singing reminds me a lot of an equally terrible song, Someone You Loved. Also, if you're trying to write a serious song, don't write lyrics about fat chicks and Fudge Rounds.

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 02:05:13 AM No. 322522

Don't care what anyone says. This song is just straight up annoying with those hiccup noise and singing about sex. Can't believe this was a hit.

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 04:07:15 AM No. 322545

>>322471
That shit is catchy af though. I hated that I couldnt get out of my head for weeks.

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 06:40:35 AM No. 322558