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No. 285486

post below mediocre music that either make you cringe, laugh or both.

No. 285490

I'll start with an immortal classic.

No. 285741

Even the spicy straights seemed to hate this one

No. 285747

i have so many but i'll start with this one

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No. 287951

Does it count if I actually like it

No. 287956

Absolute gold

No. 287957


No. 287959

Every line of this song is so funny, trying to make WAP family friendly and clean

No. 287960

>>287959
This can't be fucking real.

No. 287974

>>287960
Lil Nas X has his comment pinned on their family-friendly Montero cover

No. 287983

Miku wannabe a her mid music

No. 288242

This physically pains me to listen, my brother unironically liked this band.

No. 288254

>>285486
I genuinely like a couple of Beefheart songs though. The opener for Trout Mask Replica somehow resonates with me in a weird way and Moonlight on Vermont is a pretty straightforward song.

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No. 288285

>peñis colada

No. 288299

>>288284
this reminds me of Zappa

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No. 288632

>>288284
Liz Phair is essential libfemcore nonny, gotta admit I like some of her early music though

No. 288635

>>285486
Trout mask Replica is a masterpiece you troglodyte

No. 288638

A classic

No. 288649

High cost production but low quality vocals, and this comes across as a corny gay anthem from a try hard

No. 288657

>>285486
great and accurate threadpic. i hate how musicfags worship that retarded album

No. 288667

>>287956
Kek, this is amazing.

No. 288875

sure the lyrics make me cringe but something about this song is so catchy that i can't stop listening to it

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No. 288932

idk why but this became a meme between me and a friend, we'd just send this beyond corny video/song to each other at random

No. 288934

>>288254
tropical hotdog night gets stuck in my head all the fucking time idk if i even like or dislike it…

No. 288954

This one always makes me laugh tears, this Ukrainian christian rock band has a mediocre sound to say the least but lyrics are SO BAD they sound like something a 5-year-old child could write. I've translated them but surely it's way better in the original because I couldn't preserve the rhyme throughout the song and the rhyme is so simple and childish it makes it super ridiculous

You walk the road where your feet are leading you
The eyes look at the field where daisies bloom
The orange sun is smiling at you
Your soul takes off just like in a dream

Blue sky over the light blue water
A beautiful bird soars overhead
It thrills the soul and draws to itself
Birds' singing pleases the ears, and you like all of it

You're enjoying the life that was given to you by God
God gave you air without which you couldn't breathe
God gave you life, God gave you light
God gave you the answer to all questions

He gave you the hair on your head
He gave you legs that walk everywhere
He gave you hands that take everything anywhere
He gave you a heart more precious than a gem (emerald in the original)

WATER!! that gives life to us
EARTH!! that'll bring a fruit to us
LUNGS!! that can make an inhale
And all of it was given by God!

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

All the trees that bloom in the spring
All the animals that emanate sounds
All the bugs that borrow into soil
All of them ascribe glory to You!

Only not all people with progress in brains (?)
Want to praise the God of Heaven
'Cause He created everything: me and you
All the planets and sun that's warming you

He painted the whole sky with His hand
Put all the stars above your head
Poured all the seas, planted the trees (poplars in the original)
Created a man and said: "The land is yours."

So let's praise the King of the whole universe
Your whole life is confined to him
Everything earthly and heavenly will praise You
The day will come when I will see You

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

No. 288955

>>288954
samefag, forgot the ending
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
I'm praising you, praising you, I'm praisin you, praisin you
YEEEAAH YEEEEEAAAH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW EEAAEAAAAEAAAAA PRAISING YOU
I'm praising you… I'm praising you…
I'M PRAISIN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>288284
>>288285
Hate to admit it but I genuinely like a lot of Liz Phair's songs. Not even the critic darlings from the 90s but the ones when she was trying to be a Pop punk princess in the 2000s

No. 288993

These guys are supposedly making music since the 80s. This song should be called "Dark Lord" but he says instead "Lord of Eternity".. go figure.

You go out at night
But don't walk on the sidewalk
For fear of the darkness
At home you look in the mirror
And see you're just like what was on the streets

Think you're possessed
Seek death
For the sacrifice
It's no use
Your future is traced
You were born to wander the night
After fun
For your BLOODLUST!!!!

The cow-ards didn't deserve
(Unintelligible) Pathetic vengeance
You rip the eyes
Drink the blood
Relish your feast
Then at night seek the darkness
Enjoy the graves occult
In the dark of the NIGHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!

OooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRR
metal meTAL METAL TAL TAL AL

(Becomes a ghost for a while)
AURRRR AURRR HAURR
HEEEAAAHRRRRRRRRRR

Oh! LORD OF ETERNITY!
Give 'em the time zones (??????)
To propagate
Your praise
PRAAAAISEEEEEEEERRRRHHGH!
OOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOO OO OOOOO
OOOO OOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHGGGGGGHHHHHHG!
(Unintelligible) ignorant monsterrr!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
ARGH!

No. 288994

>>288993
Lol this weird constrained singing

No. 295397

I confess I listened to it as a 11 y.o., the music is bad but the video is just hilarious, it's like an online diary of a teenager in 2007, and I can't watch this tiny super serious rap vocalist walking around and waving his arms without tears

No. 295503

NFT music should go here too, it's all unlistenable (but in unique ways)

No. 295517

Something about Duran Duran covering Public Enemy of all groups is so bad that I can't help but like it.

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No. 312029

boring libfem shit where the song felt much longer than it actually is because i kept waiting for it to end

No. 312040

another classic

No. 312043

>>295531
You put this in the wrong thread, it’s amazing

No. 312045

a classic

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No. 312144

>>312045
>>312046
Greetings fellow LeetStreet Boys enjoyer. Here's another masterpiece.

No. 312168

i kept hearing this song in youtube shorts animation memes, god the full thing is the cringiest shit

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>>285486
Midtown 120 Blues, I can’t attach a link because the neurotic troon who produced it (Thaemlitz/DJ Sprinkles) immediately DMCAs any instance of it being uploaded online, but it’s essentially just a deep house LP in which Thaemlitz whines about the trajectory of house music and the midtown scene in particular in his obnoxious, grating man voice. Fucking awful.

No. 316447

Lyrics are kind of funny but sounds like shit

No. 316468

>>288299
Zappa definitely belongs here

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No. 316482

>>312040
This is great it goes hard. I love white trash jams, here’s another guilty pleasure of mine

No. 316592

>>316482
wazzup killa clown

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No. 317014

The most inexplicable song in metal history.

No. 317040

>>288279
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 317089

>>317010
Etienne Sin never fails to make me laugh. He's semi cute though in a weird way

>>317014
No fucking way is this real

No. 317207

>>317089
>is this real
Yes it is, it's from a demo that has some other dumb tunes (and early versions of songs from Monotheist and Eparistera Daimones) but not as bad as Hip Hop Jugend, I don't even think anybody ever dared to ask Fischer what he was trying to do with this track.

No. 317405

the whole album is cringe

No. 317412

>>317009
Still makes me laugh. Its like Sweet Child O Mine covered by The Shaggs

No. 317432

Shays not going home cheese on her phone seeeing hu tao duh duh duh duh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=WY90P7TryuCgZRai&v=6Yg9LykNobw&feature=youtu.be(learn to embed)

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No. 317781

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>>317768
This song is objectively bad but it also reminds me of my OTP (Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson) so I feel like I have to like it. Imagine picrel singing it with his gay vocal fry

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No. 318398

>>318395
This was such an early 2010's nerd culture song, and I mean that in the best and worst way

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No. 322302

horse horse horse

No. 322471

It's impossible for me to listen to it without laughing, I always forget how insanely bad and weird it is. I wish more kpop sounded like that, that would be much more fun

>>316592
I will admit my crime and say that I genuinely find this one catchy kek

No. 322503

The fact that this was a hit makes me lose faith in humanity. Worse than Disco Duck.

No. 322506

For the record, the political drama is not why I dislike this song. I just hate the fact the he sings like he's constipated. The screamy singing reminds me a lot of an equally terrible song, Someone You Loved. Also, if you're trying to write a serious song, don't write lyrics about fat chicks and Fudge Rounds.

No. 322522

Don't care what anyone says. This song is just straight up annoying with those hiccup noise and singing about sex. Can't believe this was a hit.

No. 322545

>>322471
That shit is catchy af though. I hated that I couldnt get out of my head for weeks.

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No. 324450

the early 2000s were something

No. 324452

I still hate this song with every fiber of my being

No. 324459

>>324450
Kek this is so bad that I genuinely love it

No. 324460

>>324450
thank you for reminding me of Tila Tequila, I had such a massive crush on her as a kid. I hope she's doing well wherever she is

No. 324464

>>324460
She has a thread on KF if you want to catch up with her antics (spoilers you're not going to like it).

No. 324465

>>324464
nta but
>On May 6, 2016, Nguyen tweeted that Jewish-American political commentator Ben Shapiro should "be gassed and sent back to Israel" and later posted that "There are only two things in this world, for which I would gladly sacrifice my own life; the destruction of all Jews and preservation of the white race" and "You know what will help Asians earn respect? An Asian version of Adolf Hitler… I want that person to be me; I want to save the world from this Zionist disease!".[60][61]
>In June 2016, Tila Tequila accused Sarah Silverman and the Jews of killing Jesus before saying the comedian was next on a "celebrity sacrifice" list.[62]
>On November 19, 2016, she attended an alt-right National Policy Institute meeting celebrating the election of Donald Trump, organized by white supremacist Richard B. Spencer, and posted photos on social media of herself doing a Nazi salute.[63] One was posted to Twitter with the text "Seig heil!" [sic] and a raised hand.[64][65] On November 22, 2016, her account was suspended by Twitter.[66] Consequently, she joined Gab
Jesus.

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No. 324491

>>324490
take it back

No. 324514

>>324490
Why is there tons of Japanese comments?

No. 324516

>>324514
I'm assuming this became a minor meme in Japan for some reason.

No. 324589

"Van Canto's incredible a capella cover version of Metallica's Battery."

No. 324622

>>324450
I think I prefer the Riley Reid rap.

No. 324625

Sexyy Red's entire discography but this song takes the cake. Still love her tho

No. 324667

>>324625
Someone added a goth beat to Pound Town and I love it.

No. 324668

>>324667
Got princess Diana by Nicki and Ice spice too!

No. 325072

Sick of hearing this shit on the radio. This fucking guy knows exactly who he's appealing to with this garbage.

No. 325074

>>324625
What do you exactly love about a literal minstrel act getting pushed by white millionaires to promote prostitution to black girls?

No. 325095

>>325072
All these songs sound the same.

No. 325722

Early kpop before it figured out its current formula.

No. 325739

>>325722
I'd take this over the modern trying to be cool gangsta rappers shit

No. 325747

>>325722
late 90s and early 2000s kpop is unbeatable. I really hate what it's become. A damn popularity contest and no one can sing anymore after 3rd gen.

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No. 337855

wosop everybody in the thread tonight

No. 337904

Vocals are annoying af and lyrics are cringe

No. 337911

>>337904
Guess you aren’t a teenage dirtbag

No. 338156

>>337911
I'm old and clean.

No. 338800


No. 338807

Chrisean Rock speaks like she has brain damage (and she probably does).

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No. 354909

Timeless classic

No. 354976

Why was her music so hyped? I remember this version being praised even though it was just shit.

No. 355006

>>354976
Industry plant

No. 358311

>Garrett is bisexual and non-binary and uses singular they pronouns.[1][11] They were diagnosed with ADHD as an adult.[5] In 2021, Garrett earned a degree in music and music technology from Clark University.[1]

No. 358898

Awful troon-fronted "black metal". If you want avant-garde metal, listen to A Forest of Stars or Thy Catafalque. Liturgy is pretentious trash.

And of course Anthony Fagtano loves this fucking band lmfao.

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No. 410843

>>377390
The fact that the woman singing thought this was the funniest shit ever and even decided to make a (extra shitty) movie based on the song.

No. 410872

i hate that i actually enjoy this though lmao

No. 411071

Tranny Discord groomer anthem. I hate that this is catchy and I find myself singing it under my breath sometimes.

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No. 411649

this song is so stupid yet it got stuck in my head for a whole month

No. 411768

MY LOIF IS LOIK A VIDEO GAYME

No. 411770

>>377390
Absolute Stacy staring down that Asian woman in the middle of doing a Chinese impression

No. 411799

>>377390
Autotuned to oblivion

No. 411800

>>411768
This band deserves an entire thread, they're so cowish.

No. 411836

>>410872
This always used to earworm itself into my head after a bender. I legitimately think it's cursed.

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No. 411974

>>411970
I hate the original too

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No. 412231

>>412205
kurt would have shot himself again if he heard this

No. 412233

remember this

No. 412236

>>410872
I was really enjoying this until the baby sucking on the teat thing.
>>374329
This is what troons think girlhood is like
>>360179
This is almost good, but it took a left turn somewhere
>>354859
I like it.

No. 412237

>>412233
Incredible, not a single not hit. She's beautiful though.

No. 412238

>>358311
I like this song

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No. 412249

I hate this song and I'm livid that people liked it so much. Even here I saw people liking it. I like the singer's performance, but "cute kawaii hentai boobies" makes me wanna vomit. The lyrics fucking suck, the music itself fucking sucks, the hyper pornification of culture makes me fear for the future.

No. 412620

>>285486
This stupid fucking AI song that went viral on tiktok recently. I hate AI 'music' it sounds so awful.

No. 412637

>>412249
kek i remember all the bisluts on tiktok posting thirst traps with this song. they all had onlyfans unsurprisingly so you're onto something there.

No. 412641

>>412620
Never heard that before but I absolutely love it

No. 412653


No. 412727

>>412249
Ashnikko is slowly growing on me, I like some of her songs like Cheerleader or Stupid, Slumber Party is the worst song to discover her.

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No. 417419

>critically acclaimed album

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No. 418700

It's almost charming how awful this is

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No. 418779

THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH? YOU NOT EVEN THE FART…

No. 418781

>>418779
Ever since I've heard this lyric I've been thinking about it once a day, it speaks to me on a spiritual level…

No. 418786

I used to play cheesy emo songs songs all the time as a teenager, vidrel, my brother used to make fun of me for listening to this (he was right)

No. 418821

>>417419
Glad somebody's actually calling bullshit on that whole album

No. 418838

>>418779
Thats a great line actually, words which I'll live by.

No. 418840

>>418781
Unironically. Ices' music is so bad that every blue moon it ends up being very catchy. I do have trash taste however.

No. 419247

>>418821
It comes off like an album for people who've never listened to stuff that wasn't charting before, not totally different to how some Taylor fans axt like she's the first person to ever write her own lyrics. It's not groundbreaking, album cover is ugly as shit etc

No. 419253

Imagine being filtered by Trout Mask Replica.

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No. 420512

>>420144
imagine being immortalized on the internet as the nonce behind the jessie slaughter drama



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