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No. 285486

post below mediocre music that either make you cringe, laugh or both.

No. 285490

I'll start with an immortal classic.

No. 285741

Even the spicy straights seemed to hate this one

No. 285747

i have so many but i'll start with this one

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No. 287951

Does it count if I actually like it

No. 287956

Absolute gold

No. 287957


No. 287959

Every line of this song is so funny, trying to make WAP family friendly and clean

No. 287960

>>287959
This can't be fucking real.

No. 287974

>>287960
Lil Nas X has his comment pinned on their family-friendly Montero cover

No. 287983

Miku wannabe a her mid music

No. 288242

This physically pains me to listen, my brother unironically liked this band.

No. 288254

>>285486
I genuinely like a couple of Beefheart songs though. The opener for Trout Mask Replica somehow resonates with me in a weird way and Moonlight on Vermont is a pretty straightforward song.

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No. 288285

>peñis colada

No. 288299

>>288284
this reminds me of Zappa

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No. 288632

>>288284
Liz Phair is essential libfemcore nonny, gotta admit I like some of her early music though

No. 288635

>>285486
Trout mask Replica is a masterpiece you troglodyte

No. 288638

A classic

No. 288649

High cost production but low quality vocals, and this comes across as a corny gay anthem from a try hard

No. 288657

>>285486
great and accurate threadpic. i hate how musicfags worship that retarded album

No. 288667

>>287956
Kek, this is amazing.

No. 288875

sure the lyrics make me cringe but something about this song is so catchy that i can't stop listening to it

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No. 288932

idk why but this became a meme between me and a friend, we'd just send this beyond corny video/song to each other at random

No. 288934

>>288254
tropical hotdog night gets stuck in my head all the fucking time idk if i even like or dislike it…

No. 288954

This one always makes me laugh tears, this Ukrainian christian rock band has a mediocre sound to say the least but lyrics are SO BAD they sound like something a 5-year-old child could write. I've translated them but surely it's way better in the original because I couldn't preserve the rhyme throughout the song and the rhyme is so simple and childish it makes it super ridiculous

You walk the road where your feet are leading you
The eyes look at the field where daisies bloom
The orange sun is smiling at you
Your soul takes off just like in a dream

Blue sky over the light blue water
A beautiful bird soars overhead
It thrills the soul and draws to itself
Birds' singing pleases the ears, and you like all of it

You're enjoying the life that was given to you by God
God gave you air without which you couldn't breathe
God gave you life, God gave you light
God gave you the answer to all questions

He gave you the hair on your head
He gave you legs that walk everywhere
He gave you hands that take everything anywhere
He gave you a heart more precious than a gem (emerald in the original)

WATER!! that gives life to us
EARTH!! that'll bring a fruit to us
LUNGS!! that can make an inhale
And all of it was given by God!

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

All the trees that bloom in the spring
All the animals that emanate sounds
All the bugs that borrow into soil
All of them ascribe glory to You!

Only not all people with progress in brains (?)
Want to praise the God of Heaven
'Cause He created everything: me and you
All the planets and sun that's warming you

He painted the whole sky with His hand
Put all the stars above your head
Poured all the seas, planted the trees (poplars in the original)
Created a man and said: "The land is yours."

So let's praise the King of the whole universe
Your whole life is confined to him
Everything earthly and heavenly will praise You
The day will come when I will see You

YOU ARE GOD'S CREATION
I AM GOD'S CREATION
WE ARE GOD'S CREATION
EVERYTHING'S GOD'S CREATION

No. 288955

>>288954
samefag, forgot the ending
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
All creation is praising You (x3)
I'm a creation!! I'm praising You!
I'm praising you, praising you, I'm praisin you, praisin you
YEEEAAH YEEEEEAAAH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW EEAAEAAAAEAAAAA PRAISING YOU
I'm praising you… I'm praising you…
I'M PRAISIN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>288284
>>288285
Hate to admit it but I genuinely like a lot of Liz Phair's songs. Not even the critic darlings from the 90s but the ones when she was trying to be a Pop punk princess in the 2000s

No. 288993

These guys are supposedly making music since the 80s. This song should be called "Dark Lord" but he says instead "Lord of Eternity".. go figure.

You go out at night
But don't walk on the sidewalk
For fear of the darkness
At home you look in the mirror
And see you're just like what was on the streets

Think you're possessed
Seek death
For the sacrifice
It's no use
Your future is traced
You were born to wander the night
After fun
For your BLOODLUST!!!!

The cow-ards didn't deserve
(Unintelligible) Pathetic vengeance
You rip the eyes
Drink the blood
Relish your feast
Then at night seek the darkness
Enjoy the graves occult
In the dark of the NIGHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!

OooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRR
metal meTAL METAL TAL TAL AL

(Becomes a ghost for a while)
AURRRR AURRR HAURR
HEEEAAAHRRRRRRRRRR

Oh! LORD OF ETERNITY!
Give 'em the time zones (??????)
To propagate
Your praise
PRAAAAISEEEEEEEERRRRHHGH!
OOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOO OO OOOOO
OOOO OOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHGGGGGGHHHHHHG!
(Unintelligible) ignorant monsterrr!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
ARGH!

No. 288994

>>288993
Lol this weird constrained singing

No. 295397

I confess I listened to it as a 11 y.o., the music is bad but the video is just hilarious, it's like an online diary of a teenager in 2007, and I can't watch this tiny super serious rap vocalist walking around and waving his arms without tears

No. 295503

NFT music should go here too, it's all unlistenable (but in unique ways)

No. 295517

Something about Duran Duran covering Public Enemy of all groups is so bad that I can't help but like it.

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No. 312029

boring libfem shit where the song felt much longer than it actually is because i kept waiting for it to end

No. 312040

another classic

No. 312043

>>295531
You put this in the wrong thread, it’s amazing

No. 312045

a classic

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No. 312144

>>312045
>>312046
Greetings fellow LeetStreet Boys enjoyer. Here's another masterpiece.

No. 312168

i kept hearing this song in youtube shorts animation memes, god the full thing is the cringiest shit

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>>285486
Midtown 120 Blues, I can’t attach a link because the neurotic troon who produced it (Thaemlitz/DJ Sprinkles) immediately DMCAs any instance of it being uploaded online, but it’s essentially just a deep house LP in which Thaemlitz whines about the trajectory of house music and the midtown scene in particular in his obnoxious, grating man voice. Fucking awful.

No. 316447

Lyrics are kind of funny but sounds like shit

No. 316468

>>288299
Zappa definitely belongs here

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No. 316482

>>312040
This is great it goes hard. I love white trash jams, here’s another guilty pleasure of mine

No. 316592

>>316482
wazzup killa clown

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No. 317014

The most inexplicable song in metal history.

No. 317040

>>288279
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 317089

>>317010
Etienne Sin never fails to make me laugh. He's semi cute though in a weird way

>>317014
No fucking way is this real

No. 317207

>>317089
>is this real
Yes it is, it's from a demo that has some other dumb tunes (and early versions of songs from Monotheist and Eparistera Daimones) but not as bad as Hip Hop Jugend, I don't even think anybody ever dared to ask Fischer what he was trying to do with this track.

No. 317405

the whole album is cringe

No. 317412

>>317009
Still makes me laugh. Its like Sweet Child O Mine covered by The Shaggs

No. 317432

Shays not going home cheese on her phone seeeing hu tao duh duh duh duh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=WY90P7TryuCgZRai&v=6Yg9LykNobw&feature=youtu.be(learn to embed)

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>>317768
This song is objectively bad but it also reminds me of my OTP (Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson) so I feel like I have to like it. Imagine picrel singing it with his gay vocal fry

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No. 318398

>>318395
This was such an early 2010's nerd culture song, and I mean that in the best and worst way

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No. 322302

horse horse horse

No. 322471

It's impossible for me to listen to it without laughing, I always forget how insanely bad and weird it is. I wish more kpop sounded like that, that would be much more fun

>>316592
I will admit my crime and say that I genuinely find this one catchy kek

No. 322503

The fact that this was a hit makes me lose faith in humanity. Worse than Disco Duck.

No. 322506

For the record, the political drama is not why I dislike this song. I just hate the fact the he sings like he's constipated. The screamy singing reminds me a lot of an equally terrible song, Someone You Loved. Also, if you're trying to write a serious song, don't write lyrics about fat chicks and Fudge Rounds.

No. 322522

Don't care what anyone says. This song is just straight up annoying with those hiccup noise and singing about sex. Can't believe this was a hit.

No. 322545

>>322471
That shit is catchy af though. I hated that I couldnt get out of my head for weeks.

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No. 324450

the early 2000s were something

No. 324452

I still hate this song with every fiber of my being

No. 324459

>>324450
Kek this is so bad that I genuinely love it

No. 324460

>>324450
thank you for reminding me of Tila Tequila, I had such a massive crush on her as a kid. I hope she's doing well wherever she is

No. 324464

>>324460
She has a thread on KF if you want to catch up with her antics (spoilers you're not going to like it).

No. 324465

>>324464
nta but
>On May 6, 2016, Nguyen tweeted that Jewish-American political commentator Ben Shapiro should "be gassed and sent back to Israel" and later posted that "There are only two things in this world, for which I would gladly sacrifice my own life; the destruction of all Jews and preservation of the white race" and "You know what will help Asians earn respect? An Asian version of Adolf Hitler… I want that person to be me; I want to save the world from this Zionist disease!".[60][61]
>In June 2016, Tila Tequila accused Sarah Silverman and the Jews of killing Jesus before saying the comedian was next on a "celebrity sacrifice" list.[62]
>On November 19, 2016, she attended an alt-right National Policy Institute meeting celebrating the election of Donald Trump, organized by white supremacist Richard B. Spencer, and posted photos on social media of herself doing a Nazi salute.[63] One was posted to Twitter with the text "Seig heil!" [sic] and a raised hand.[64][65] On November 22, 2016, her account was suspended by Twitter.[66] Consequently, she joined Gab
Jesus.

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No. 324491

>>324490
take it back

No. 324514

>>324490
Why is there tons of Japanese comments?

No. 324516

>>324514
I'm assuming this became a minor meme in Japan for some reason.

No. 324589

"Van Canto's incredible a capella cover version of Metallica's Battery."

No. 324622

>>324450
I think I prefer the Riley Reid rap.

No. 324625

Sexyy Red's entire discography but this song takes the cake. Still love her tho

No. 324667

>>324625
Someone added a goth beat to Pound Town and I love it.

No. 324668

>>324667
Got princess Diana by Nicki and Ice spice too!

No. 325072

Sick of hearing this shit on the radio. This fucking guy knows exactly who he's appealing to with this garbage.

No. 325074

>>324625
What do you exactly love about a literal minstrel act getting pushed by white millionaires to promote prostitution to black girls?

No. 325095

>>325072
All these songs sound the same.

No. 325722

Early kpop before it figured out its current formula.

No. 325739

>>325722
I'd take this over the modern trying to be cool gangsta rappers shit

No. 325747

>>325722
late 90s and early 2000s kpop is unbeatable. I really hate what it's become. A damn popularity contest and no one can sing anymore after 3rd gen.

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No. 337855

wosop everybody in the thread tonight

No. 337904

Vocals are annoying af and lyrics are cringe

No. 337911

>>337904
Guess you aren’t a teenage dirtbag

No. 338156

>>337911
I'm old and clean.

No. 338800


No. 338807

Chrisean Rock speaks like she has brain damage (and she probably does).

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No. 354909

Timeless classic

No. 354976

Why was her music so hyped? I remember this version being praised even though it was just shit.

No. 355006

>>354976
Industry plant

No. 358311

>Garrett is bisexual and non-binary and uses singular they pronouns.[1][11] They were diagnosed with ADHD as an adult.[5] In 2021, Garrett earned a degree in music and music technology from Clark University.[1]

No. 358898

Awful troon-fronted "black metal". If you want avant-garde metal, listen to A Forest of Stars or Thy Catafalque. Liturgy is pretentious trash.

And of course Anthony Fagtano loves this fucking band lmfao.

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No. 410843

>>377390
The fact that the woman singing thought this was the funniest shit ever and even decided to make a (extra shitty) movie based on the song.

No. 410872

i hate that i actually enjoy this though lmao

No. 411071

Tranny Discord groomer anthem. I hate that this is catchy and I find myself singing it under my breath sometimes.

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No. 411649

this song is so stupid yet it got stuck in my head for a whole month

No. 411768

MY LOIF IS LOIK A VIDEO GAYME

No. 411770

>>377390
Absolute Stacy staring down that Asian woman in the middle of doing a Chinese impression

No. 411799

>>377390
Autotuned to oblivion

No. 411800

>>411768
This band deserves an entire thread, they're so cowish.

No. 411836

>>410872
This always used to earworm itself into my head after a bender. I legitimately think it's cursed.

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>>411970
I hate the original too

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No. 412231

>>412205
kurt would have shot himself again if he heard this

No. 412233

remember this

No. 412236

>>410872
I was really enjoying this until the baby sucking on the teat thing.
>>374329
This is what troons think girlhood is like
>>360179
This is almost good, but it took a left turn somewhere
>>354859
I like it.

No. 412237

>>412233
Incredible, not a single not hit. She's beautiful though.

No. 412238

>>358311
I like this song

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No. 412249

I hate this song and I'm livid that people liked it so much. Even here I saw people liking it. I like the singer's performance, but "cute kawaii hentai boobies" makes me wanna vomit. The lyrics fucking suck, the music itself fucking sucks, the hyper pornification of culture makes me fear for the future.

No. 412620

>>285486
This stupid fucking AI song that went viral on tiktok recently. I hate AI 'music' it sounds so awful.

No. 412637

>>412249
kek i remember all the bisluts on tiktok posting thirst traps with this song. they all had onlyfans unsurprisingly so you're onto something there.

No. 412641

>>412620
Never heard that before but I absolutely love it

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No. 412727

>>412249
Ashnikko is slowly growing on me, I like some of her songs like Cheerleader or Stupid, Slumber Party is the worst song to discover her.

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No. 417419

>critically acclaimed album

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No. 418700

It's almost charming how awful this is

No. 418767


No. 418779

THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH? YOU NOT EVEN THE FART…

No. 418781

>>418779
Ever since I've heard this lyric I've been thinking about it once a day, it speaks to me on a spiritual level…

No. 418786

I used to play cheesy emo songs songs all the time as a teenager, vidrel, my brother used to make fun of me for listening to this (he was right)

No. 418821

>>417419
Glad somebody's actually calling bullshit on that whole album

No. 418838

>>418779
Thats a great line actually, words which I'll live by.

No. 418840

>>418781
Unironically. Ices' music is so bad that every blue moon it ends up being very catchy. I do have trash taste however.

No. 419247

>>418821
It comes off like an album for people who've never listened to stuff that wasn't charting before, not totally different to how some Taylor fans axt like she's the first person to ever write her own lyrics. It's not groundbreaking, album cover is ugly as shit etc

No. 419253

Imagine being filtered by Trout Mask Replica.

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No. 420512

>>420144
imagine being immortalized on the internet as the nonce behind the jessie slaughter drama

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No. 425842

>>425836
honestly, this just makes me want to play a Sonic game.

No. 425923

Sounds like a children song to learn the alphabet.

No. 426454

this feels like a parody

No. 426457

>>425923
Close but not totally accurate, if anything it sounds like a parody song for children to learn the alphabet from a musical sitcom like Crazy Ex Girlfriend

No. 426460

>>425923
>>426457
that's because it's supposed to sound like a cheer, the music video is cheerleader themed. still hate it tho

No. 426461

>>426460
I'm not a burger or burger-adjacent, that stuff doesn't exist in my country

No. 426463

>>426461
I figured that was probably the case, that's why I was clarifying

No. 426484

shout out to all the biracial girls we see you and hear you!

No. 426975

Woke up in the morning, you just got cancelled
Daily Mail is such a handful
Take a shot, throw a hand grenade
Monkeys in the internet got it made
Watch your words, good Lord, got cancelled
Riot in the capital, press in a grapple
TikTok videos smell like landfill
Watch your ass, you might get cancelled

Speak your mind, you might get cancelled
Call me trash, burn down my castle
Take a shot, it's a masquerade
Diggin' up my dirt on your woke crusade
Supermodel sandwich, selfie in the backseat
She said, "Yes," then they arrest me
Lock me up, put me in shackles
Watch your ass, you might get cancelled

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No. 428041

I get that his music has its charm, but this shit is cringe and I'm tired of people pretending that it's not.

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No. 432857

>>337831
i was looking for this song, there are so many songs like this that it was hard to find..

No. 432867

All Phish songs

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No. 433556

The cringe-y lyrics and the most dreadful use of lace i've ever seen make me wish I was blind and deaf.

No. 436512

I WIN

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No. 438065

>hahaha I don't give a fuck
>ring ring mother fucker!

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No. 439359

The classic.

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No. 439498

>>438065
HOW DARE YOU??! The johnny ringo trilogy is sooo good

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No. 439867

The song sounded like it was gonna be ok until the male started singing kek

No. 440331

Or maybe great

No. 440336

>>440331
He has a nice body type tbh

No. 440487

Did they really need to put this corny rap on an orchestral rock electronic piece? Good thing an instrumental only version exists. The lyrics sounds like he didn't even watch the show.

No. 440496

>>287957
How could you post this here? Some people have no taste smh

No. 440684

I'm surprised not to see this here since it obviously belongs itt.I fucking hate Micheal Kovach and his ugly,faggy voice.Everything about this is so painfully bad.

No. 440685

>>440684
Ouch my ears,how do people enjoy listening to this garbage is beyond me.

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No. 440695

>>440685
Apparently this song caused a bunch of controversy in the Hazbin fandom for being "problematic" and making light of abuse (unsurprising since there's a big overlap with the pronoun fandom and people actively seek out things to be offended by), but I never heard anyone complaining that it sucks, which it definitely does.

No. 440705

>>440685
Still shit but this one is definitely less cringe and annoying since this isn't Michael singing. The va still tries that faggy nasal voice but he can't maintain it well. The first one you posted on the other hand is straight up awful, idk how anyone could listen to it. Even without playing it I can hear the line "till death do us part" in that silly faggy SpongeBob tier voice, and it's so embarrassing because this is played completely seriously too and you're supposed to feel bad for this faggy ass cartoon spider in latex.

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No. 442561

I don't know why but this song sounds so weird and disturbing to me

No. 443592

I genuinely don't see the appeal

No. 443598

>>443592
>usual nip pedo shit that became famous because of retards taking about its pedo shit plus fags using the "you know you know" as ragebait as if everyone is fucking blind and cant see its pedo shit

No. 443605

>>443592
i keep listening to the song on repeat its weirdly catchy

No. 443629

>>443605
I'm just waiting till someone does a cover of it with Kaito or something so i don't feel like a pedophile for listening

No. 443638

>>443592
>@user-4e4b3a
>2 weeks ago
>A song that mixes sexuality, internet memes, and jokes to make your brain feel good

is this why the birthrate is falling nationally? moids these days sit on their computers watching anime softcore porn to shitty cringe music and give it 13 million views. who wants to have sex with a man in the latest generation?

No. 443643

>>443592
Sometimes seeing stuff like this makes me want to say shit I can't

No. 443649

>>443643
americunts are pedos too, dont forget about beauty pageants and 12yo brooke shields on playboy

No. 445936

>>443592
>>443605
The whole song is a child rape joke

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>>445936
>miku
>child
what

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No. 451758

Musically speaking, it's not bad. And before I found out the meaning, I always thought it was a cute love song. Now that I know it's a Christfag song I kinda feel weird listening to it.

No. 451759

>>441036
I’ve listened to this so often its starting to sound good.

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No. 452492

(kpop is banned on lolcow)

No. 455186

I know it's from a show for babies but even for SU standards the lyrics are so bad, and it drones on and on.

No. 455190

>>455186
Aw, I think her singing is beautiful and it still kinda hits me.

No. 455191

>>455186
speaking of su

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>>443592
this is one of the most terrible and unappealing hatsune miku design I've ever seen, why she has those weird robotic eyes? Why she wears white shirt? Why she has cat thigh highs on? It doesn't fit together and makes no sense at all

No. 455427

Disgusting furry zoophile shit

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No. 458720

>>443592
I feel so retarded for not realizing she was supposed to be a mesugaki loli. I just thought she was supposed to be some smug womanlet from the art style.

No. 458726

>>455195
It's a combination of what moids signal as sexual. Like a shoe fetish where they can get off to the shoes without the woman with enough conditioning.
>Man's shirt with no underwear because she just had sex
>With moe sleeves because it doesn't fit her because she is so small
>Thigh highs because zettai ryouiki/absolute territory
>With neko motif because cat girls are flirtatious
>Garter because it's meant to be removed with teeth
>Moe fang because it's considered mischievous and naughty
>Drool also because it's related to ahegao/fucked silly.
>Eyes that are meant to be succubus-like
It's all just moid fetishes combined into one to create a retarded loli mecha

No. 458744

>>458719
Bless you nona

No. 458755

>>458719
No this is kino

No. 458962

Yeah so apparently that Hatsune Miku ripoff named Polar that was made by the Metaverse is trying to make a comeback and so I’m just gonna make sure no one has forgotten this exists

No. 458963

>>458962
It's so stupid how they gave her the excessive egirl blush and a face mask kek

No. 458966

>>410872
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE AM THE BEAST

No. 458970

>>458962
Awful lyrics. Kinda cool melody and harmonies, the instrumental isn't that bad either. The singer is half excited about it, half disinterested. But at least they got a real singer to sing and didn't use some program or something lol. I remember when it came out and people called her an AI. She's fucking not. Unless the lyrics were AI generated or something idk.

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No. 460821

This song is dumb and annoying lyrically. Why would you continue to pursue a girl who publicly rejected you? And if it's about a man, what reason would he have to hide pictures of her unless they were nudes?

No. 462208

I don't care how iconic it is, this is a terrible song.

No. 462517

Whoever sung this sounds bored as hell also a badly made song along with its cluttered, eye piercing visuals.

No. 462519

Ugly shitty song with ugly shitty animation. Why does this have so many views? Glorified Cocomelon

No. 462521

Ffs,There's another one too? Who actually likes this garbage?

No. 463661

It's been years and I still hate this song

No. 465945

>>463661
What type of person do Maroon 5 even make music for?

No. 465949

>>465945
I wonder that all the time about them and Train. Hey Soul Sister is just so bad.

No. 465953

>>465945
my mom

No. 465956

>>465945
not a person. they make music for commercials and stores

No. 465995

>>463661
Moves Like Jagger was made for people like the ones in this video

No. 466044

>>285490
I still come back to this

>>440331
Holy shit kek

No. 466320

>>463661
Adam Levine looks like a meth addicted skinhead.

No. 466725

This played on the radio a lot and I do have nostalgia for it but it's legit awful… Right?

No. 466815

>>466725
Eminem can't sing. I really have no idea why he ever decides to sing in his songs. Also I forgot how fucking talentless Bizarre was. Easily the worst rapper in D12.

No. 468299

Saw her posted in one of the /g/ fuckable women threads. I like some of Lily's old music but this is the worst pre-2010 song imo. Weird preachy Blair era labourite shit larping as relatable chav music

No. 469185

14 million views and it became a viral hit song (like Baby Shark except about dog poop).

No. 474855

Awful cucked lyrics

No. 474856

>>466725
eminem has never released a good song

No. 475295

I died from the cringe. The lyrics don't flow well in his rap parts either, it sounds like a conversation.

No. 475307

>>465945
Fitting that there first album is their only album that still holds up and it was basically just Jamiroquai and modern R&B ripoffs

No. 476646

>>441036
Ok I know that both XTRATUNA and Mouthwashing are dead memes but I just found out that the guy that made Jackie's box also made a mouthwashing song called A Captain's Curse.
I don't even like that game, I actually think it kinda sucks but this is so fucking tone-deaf that it becomes really funny. I legit pissed myself laughing when watching this for the first time.
WHY DO ALL OF THIS GUY'S SONGS INVOLVE THE CHARACTERS SAYING THEIR NAMES AT SOME POINT WTF

No. 476658

>>476646
>GONNA GET SOME
>MOUTHWASH
>MOUTHWASH
>I NEED A BIT OF
>MOUTHWASH
>MOUTHWASH
>MO-MO-MO-MO-
>MOUTHWASH
>MOUTHWASH
Cringe

No. 476668

>>476646
this game very quickly went from one of my favorites to one of my most hated and i wish it had never been released

No. 476692

>>476658 (me)
Okay, after realizing that it's the same guy who did >>441036 I remembered that it's supposed to be a parody, the shittiness and cringe are intentional.
>IT HURTS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING SKIN
Yeah… it was then that I knew this had to be a parody kek.
Just listen to this Undertale song, specifically this part (10:51) where he tries to hold back laughter: https://youtu.be/yRkkERLPzaI?feature=shared&t=651

It's like this other song which is a more obvious parody. I laughed my ass off.

No. 477934

>>441070
Late to reply but I fucking hate Ken Ashcorp so much. Did you guys know that Ken multiple times commissioned art of himself as a shota getting fucked by a futanari? I hate this faggot and his coomer fans so much, his music isn't even that good, it's painfully generic.
He also used to sperg out about his panda girl fursona getting porn of her fucking men, because she's a lesbian. That man is going to troon out, it is inevitable.

No. 477937

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>>477934
>Did you guys know that Ken multiple times commissioned art of himself as a shota getting fucked by a futanari?
Topkek of fucking course he's a faggot

No. 477938

>>317014
Late as hell but this is hilarious. The opening seconds aren't that bad and then the rest of the song just attacks you.

No. 479523

Wow this fucking sucks dick and not even in a funny way

No. 479529

>>477934
He doesn't have a thread, does he? I just tried using the search and couldn't find it if he does.

No. 479554

>>479529
I think he has a thread on kf but it's on the prospering grounds (so you can't view it unless you have an account, fuck you null), he's kind of my personal cow but he's actually pretty boring. He just retweets gross porn on the daily. Btw, if you ever have a need to spam the gross fetish art thread just go on Ken's xitter and you'll find plenty.

No. 479924

XTRATUNA dropped a new banger, unironically good. I genuinely respect that this guy doesn't just hop on trending topics to make meme songs after Jackies Box got popular. The last song he made before this and his actual serious ep was fucking Moo Deng dubstep, which is actually his 4th Moo Deng song and was made after the meme was long dead. What a chad.
>He ate my bother
>Ohh!
>He ate my wife
Fuckin bars.

No. 480177

File: 1744105496847.jpg (293.25 KB, 1080x1578, 1000002802.jpg)

Kekaroni

No. 480178

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>>480177
>The energy

No. 480181

>>480178
I think the artist was 15 or 16 at the time looking it up so it checks out. At least it's not a grown 20s-year-old moid kek

No. 480231

>>479924
>the fucking intro with the Mario scream
>(WARIO WARIO WARIO WARIO)
>Wario, Wario, Wa-
>Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
>Oh Wario
>Game over!
10/10 I'm in tears

No. 480245

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>>477934
>That man is going to troon out, it is inevitable
My god, he's such a faggot, doesn't he has a fat fiancée?

No. 480255

>>480252
You need to censor his body too

No. 480258

File: 1744129111137.png (Spoiler Image,155.22 KB, 598x840, ken.PNG)

>>480245
Funny thing is that this is his femboy oc, he also commissioned some artist to draw how he looks irl but as a shota fellating a fat woman wearing a strap on. Censored it, so I hope I can get away with posting it on /m/.
I would love for this coomer to have a thread but he barely does anything milky other than act like a sperg and block anyone that posts about the time he made that Andrew Dobson song. Which is arguably the only good comedy song he made.
>>480255
Aye aye captain! Deleted it and covered it up more, hopefully it's fine now and still shows that he's an AGP pervert.

No. 480270

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>>480245
why is his oc built like larry lovage

No. 480492

>>479924
This is what Corpse Husband's music would've sounded like if it were good.

No. 480524

Why is modern nerdcore all coomershit like this? KAM

No. 480599

Anything by this Tozoku guy, fucking pomni rap… dude.

No. 480685

>10 minutes of this
Also I don't think it's bad because it's offensive, I don't care, it's just legit awful.

No. 480714

Guy who was part of the whole r9k femboy groom server years ago still makes music

No. 480759

>>477934
I could've sworn he also once got upset over people calling him a tranny for using the little Panda girl oc

No. 480762

>>317089
Songs like this always remind me of a chihuahua trying very hard to look/sound scary kek

No. 480784

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>>480714
Checked this guys twitter and he continuously, manically hornyposts about being into "fat femdom", so with this guy and Ken Ashkorp, we have two potential tranny cows, that are into fat women raping them, in one thread. Huh.

No. 480785

>>480714
Wow this is dogshit

No. 480900

The entirety of Ethel Cain's Perverts album. Ooooh woawww it's so DEEP and talks about the PERVERSIONS of HUMAN NATURE or some shit. It's just coomerslop with rain for instrumentals and each song is 15 minutes long for some fucking reason.

No. 480915

>>455427
>no Gallade
Thank God but I bet because moids seethed over him since he's usually paired up with Gardevoir or that moids don't coom to him very much since the only guys they get off to are animals/anthros, roidpigs, and trap/femboys. Anyways gross and cringe video. Such wasted talent over coom goon shit.

No. 480929

this obnoxious gendie crap

No. 481187


No. 481189

>>481187
She made a remake and it's as bad as the original one kek

No. 481194

>>481187
Oh my god. I've been debating posting this song for like a week kek. I hate whatever genre of music this is so fucking much.

No. 481228

>>481187
>>481189
Wow, this is terrible.
>checks username
>kittydog
Oh, well… I just had the whatever the negative version of nostalgia is.

No. 481329

File: 1744343438601.png (76.38 KB, 691x592, butthurt troon disstrack.png)

I wonder who this is about. It's a troon throwing a tantrum about someone from the looks of it.

No. 481335

>>481329
The actual song is so fucking terrible kek

No. 481359


No. 481396

>>441036
>>476646
>>479924
Nonnies, I am genuinely at the point of my life where I listen to at least one (sometimes more) xtratuna song everyday, always on headphones though, because I feel like I will get incarcerated if someone hears me listen to it.
And the worst part is that I'm not just saying this for the funny, I am serious, these songs bring me an immense amount of joy.

No. 481611

>>481335
Him referencing lc is weird, is there any milk I wonder? Is he talking about a specific cow or personal shit?

No. 481734

MC Mental, my king

No. 481736

>>481734
Unironically better than that Fein song

No. 481763

>>481335
>>481611
my headcanon says skellyhands trying to get revenge on lc with a diss track kekek

No. 482444

Why did no one post Nux Taku's music yet?

No. 482520

>>481396
Me too and I listen to them on repeat, but I'm not ashamed. Which songs are your favorite? Right now I'm obsessed with the Wario apparition song.
I hope he releases another cringe banger soon.

The Baldi's Basics song is super terrible kek

No. 482584

This is objectively a terrible song, the piano chords are boring, the lyrics are naive and mushy at best and Lennon's voice is droning, how is this shit consistently at the top of every "best hit singles of all time" list ? It makes Taylor Swift sound like prog rock, I refuse to believe anybody likes this song unironically.

No. 482597

>>482520
I wouldn't say I'm ashamed, it's just that I know most people will not understand.
>Which songs are your favorite?
My ultimate favorite song by him is Animatronic Assassin, partially because of the hilarious lyrics M O T H E R F U C K I N G R O B O T but also because according to the comments, he gets the Walten Files lore completely wrong and just makes shit up, which makes me kek. The bad luck Brain song slaps too, honestly if it was made at the height of the meme, people would have completely unironically liked it.
Also can we all agree that his worst (and not funny bad) song is The Kinger Song? It's the least funny one, I never really rewatch it.

No. 482618

>a closeted gay man, gets a re1igious girl pregnant…
>and the story goes like THIS…

No. 482619

>>482584
I was obsessed with this song in middle school and thought it was so deep and beautiful, guess I listened to it so many times that it started to bore the fuck out of me. Now I can't stand it, and I've also realized how shit it really is. It's also funny how it's considered a classic by the mainstream when it literally says
>imagine no religion
>no Hell below us, above us only sky
It's so bizarre to see the American mainstream shallowly praise this song when Americans are known to be hardcore Christians.

No. 482635

>>482584
He says all of this while being a wife beater.

No. 482648

>>482584
Its praised because its John Lennon. If some noname songwriter released it, people would tear it down as the shitty song that it is.

No. 483921

>>443592
This one too. God why are there so many Miku coomshit nowadays

No. 487973

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>too young to have grown up during the time period when Nickleback was being overplayed
>learned they were extremely hated and didn't get why since they didn't sound any worse than any other rock band
>this song comes on the radio
>understand why they were hated

Even if you take away the cringe lyrics, the beat sounds like what you would get if you asked AI to give you generic rock beat. It's painfully bland.

No. 487993

>>482619
>It's so bizarre to see the American mainstream shallowly praise this song when Americans are known to be hardcore Christians.
well, the rest of america is (or was in the past) agnostic or atheist. it's true that christianity is the reigning religion but anyone who wasn't a christoid of course was loud about praising the song. i remember when i was a kid and a christian i was offended by it lol. the beatles fucking suck. john lennon fucking sucks.

No. 488740


No. 488924

>>488740
This physically hurts me as a eurobeat enjoyer, why are the vocals so fucking bad? It sounds like some random lady's karaoke recording.

No. 489039

Cute cartoon but terrible singer, she sounds so unenthusiastic and bored, not a bad song but could have used a way more professional singer.



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