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No. 247503
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i love her sm
No. 247506
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Deep Cut and especially OTH are cool but the Squid Sisters will always have a special place in my heart
No. 247520
>>247519i feel you
nonnie, coomers ruined marina for me after i was blasted with porn when i searched her up after she was revealed along with pearl for splatoon 2
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>>247520She deserves better
No. 247537
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Interesting (and a bit disappointing) that they might not be doing a Splatoween this year but I’ve heard that they’ll be doing a Big Run event instead, which I’m excited for. What team is everyone picking for the Pokemon Splatfest?
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Bump don’t scroll
No. 247563
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I love pearlina so much it's unreal
No. 247565
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>>247537Either water or grass. Which is disappointing cuz my favorite desi squid Frye will probably be fire.
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I'm really enjoying Splatoon 3 so far. I'm still too afraid to try out the proper Ranked Battle mode but my skills are getting at least somewhere with the Aerospray.
The story mode was great even if I still prefer Octo Expansion's. Splatoon's story manages to touch so many uplifting and powerful themes, I would have never guessed it back in Splatoon 1 despite the final boss being a banger. It's one of the few videogame stories that makes me cry nowdays, there is just so much meaning in its weird and kind of silly world.
The idea that humanity's hopes and dreams are what moved the squids and octopus is incredibly beautiful and touching, and symbols like Michelangelo's David being used both as a callback to humanity's genius (only to be disfigured by hubris and war by turning it into a cannon) and vaporwave is genius.
I also absolutely did not expect (Splat 3 spoilers) a sympathetic streak in Mr. Grizz. It was to be expected but his story is actually devastating. All of Splatoon's villains are either moved by necessity or a deep, painful nostalgia for the past. It's fitting with how much the story talks about the future and its uncertainty.
No. 247796
>>247537I'll probably pick team fire. I hope Big Run is something interesting. If it's just regular Salmon Run but on different stages, I'll be a little disappointed.
>>247791Maybe you could try to get a cheap secondhand copy? Octo Expansion is great but at this point, I wouldn't buy Splatoon 2 at full price
No. 247992
>>247537Grass, grovyle best starter. Water is also respectable.
I'm still demoralized from fun losing open last fest though. I always knew your personal contribution basically doesn't exist, but damn. I never had a better splatfest run.
When they'll do big run seems like kind of a mystery, I don't think they never really said when they'd do it, just that it'd be "every three months". So is it an end-of-season thing or what? I also cannot imagine how big run will go if salmon run is already buggy
No. 247998
>>247537I'll probably go with grass since I like green lol
I'm more interested in Big Rush, though I'm pretty bad at Salmon run
No. 248159
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Finally, a space to share my feminist leaning splatoon memes without getting excommunicated kek
I used to play chargers in S1, but moved to slosh machine in S2 due to the map design and I like the satisfying kachunk sound of a direct hit. I'm enjoying playing e-liter again in S3 though they'll prob change the maps to make them less charger-friendly eventually
No. 248174
>>248159They'd have to change like half the maps to be less charger-friendly, can't imagine they'd bother.
3's maps are kind of shit, why do most of them have such similar layouts?
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omg I've posted about this game a bit in other threads but I'm so happy it gets its own thread now, I've been playing since the first game's launch and I love this series more than any other game!
I know posting friend codes in this thread would be unwise but I'd love to play with you guys somehow, the only people I've played splatoon with so far are degen 4chan scrotes and literal children and neither are ideal>>248159as a roller main chargers are currently making life hell kek, it's more a problem with the maps than the weapon itself though. All the stages in this game feel very similar, very linear and cramped with few alternate routes or flank spots so everyone's kind of forced into mid. I remember Saltspray Rig getting clowned on back in 1 but man do I miss her now. Also they massacred mahi and that makes me sad
I've picked up explosher going into 3 and it's so much fun, I feel like inkstorm goes so well with its kit due to the chip damage and makes it even better for splat zones. I'd really like to see it with wave breaker and an actual bomb for other modes but maybe that would be too strong lol
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https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3Here are the notes for the latest update, Ver. 1.2.0. A lot of stuff being tweaked and fixed. My main weapon had its special points requirement increased, damn lol.
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No. 250890
Hopefully we get an nzap with regular splatbombs again this time around.
>>248183>Everything is so brownThat's my complaint too. They took the sr aesthetic and
ran with it. S3 is too brown, S2 was too dark grey, S1 was just right. Won't be surprised if they bring back Bluefin Depot and Piranha Pit.
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Nonnies, are you gonna buy new amiibos?
No. 252985
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>>252981I might get the little buddy one on his own, he cute.
I'm surprised that they broke the trend of giving only the girl amiibo good clothes. This time the boy's gear isn't bad either.
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Ngl I want to have sex with an octoboy.
I imagine him being fascinated with me as a human woman.
No. 252994
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>>252993I would fuck the 3 foot gremlin octoling if that’s what you’d prefer
nonnie. He can stand up and eat me out.
No. 253001
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I’m sorry for posting like a moid rn but I am so horny for agent 8. Look at how he dresses, he’s begging to be taken advantage of by human women.
>>252997Mimimi
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>>253004Agent 8 is canonically at least 20. He just looks like a gobbo, they all do.
No. 253008
>>252981I'm going to get them when I get the Splatfest shirts at Nintendo NY (hopefully, if everything is still in stock when I get there)! I'm so excited but I'm dreading the terrible line there will be.
>>252994>>253001They are literally called "squid kids" for a reason, wtf is wrong with you. That's a child.
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>>253008I register them as imp demihumans and in fanart I prefer them to look like adult bishonens with tentacle hair.
However all of the scrotes who jerk off to squid girls are pedos, they don’t try to hide it.
No. 253013
>>253010First, 14 is still a literal child. Second, they look like children regardless of canon age. It's comparable to the loli that's 1000 years old. Doesn't matter. Still gross. We are all judging hard. They look like little kids and that's all that matters.
>>253012Do you defend the scrotes jerking off to anime high schoolers and loli/shota shit, too? Tf? Do you know where you are?
No. 253019
>>253016nta but nobody brought up child rape porn, you did. moids jerk of to video game children doing nothing as well
>He can stand up and eat me out.she clearly feels sexual about that character. idk what to tell you
No. 253020
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>>253010The player characters are 14 in 1, 15 in 2 and 16 in 3. All named characters age in real time ie Pearl is 26, Callie and Marie are 24, agent 3 is 21 and agent 8 is likely 21 as well.
>>253013Girl I don’t want to fuck kids, idk what else to say. I’m just autistically obsessed with splatoon, like monsterboys and like the idea of a fish out of water traumatized foreign bishonen with tentacle hair being obsessed with me like I’m in an otome for no particular reason other than that I exist. Let me yoom. I’m not like a detestable lolipedo scrote. LET ME YOOM.
No. 253021
>>253019I have a fetish for tiny pathetic traumatized men who look like imp creatures. It’s not that hard to believe tbh most neurodivergent women who wind up here fixate on obscure cartoon males, no offense.
If I was a shotacon I’d just say so since I’m already shameless as it is.
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>>253031If only you knew how big and bold my ovies were
nonny, my love of 3 foot tall gremlin cephalopods is an act of MISANDRY. No human male, no matter his age, race, creed, or class can even compare to the allure of neon colored guyliner goblin octopus creature. They will cry alone knowing they can never ever win my heart.
No. 253051
>>253044He needs the tentacle that looks like an emo bang, esp with his eyeliner octo mask and leather getup to combo off of. He loses a lot of his bishie points without it.
Anyways what weapons do you all main and what kits would you want with them in the future? I’m trying to get good at dynamo after being a general splatling main since early into 2. I don’t know what kit would be best, all I know is that sprinklers are borderline useless, yet dynamo and heavy splatling both come with sprinklers. If heavy splatling gets an ink wall again I’ll probably never unequip it.
No. 253074
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Splatfest voting is open! Feel free to say if you’re on team water, fire, or grass
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>>253074I was torn between grass and water, especially since my two favourite starters are rowlet and oshawott. In the end I chose grass because it has more pokemon that I like overall.
No. 253252
>>253051>Anyways what weapons do you all main and what kits would you want with them in the future?Been using splash-o, dapples, explosher, and a bit of nautilus. The former 3 have pretty much my ideal kits so I probably won't use any alts.
Nautilus's is alright, can't complain much, but I'm not sure how much synergy it really has with ink storm. Something like big bubbler and curling or fizzy for the mobility sounds decent to me, though I'm still new to the weapon.
My most used weapon in 2 was jet squelcher but its kit is so dog shit in 3 that I haven't touched it too much. Angle shooter is straight up a worse point sensor and ink vac is ok but I'd take any other special except zipcaster, reefslider, ink jet, or ultra stamp. Burst bomb is probably the ideal sub and that's what the custom jet has historically gotten, but I wouldn't mind beakons or mines either personally. Love me some beakons.
No. 253261
>>253051I've been using the splash-o-matic, n-zap, and .52 gal the most, and occasionally playing with the aerospray or inkbrush for fun. I don't really have complaints for the splash-o or .52 gal but I'd love for the n-zap to get an offensive special variant. The n-zap 89 was my most used weapon in splatoon 2, but I kind of doubt they'll re-add it because tenta missiles. I also want them to add back the bronze aerospray. Spamming booyah bombs was so much fun.
>>253074I'm going with team fire. I like fuecoco the best out of the new starters and most of my favorite starters are fire type.
No. 253288
>>253013I'm sorry that you're the only
nonny talking sense here. This shit is disgusting, anon is clearly a shotacon and coom brained.
No. 253349
>>253341The wiki has a page where you can sort weapons by fire rate
Technically the ballpoint short range mode is slightly faster, and the rest of the splatlings have the same fire rate as aerospray, but since you have to charge for all of them the aerospray is effectively the fastest. Splat and dapple dualies post-roll are also on par.
No. 253399
>>253394Nope, currently it's just voting time. Actual splatfest starts on the 11th.
Pro tip: leveling catalog during this period gives free gacha rolls.
Truly a mercy for those who already completed the catalog. I missed getting new titles and shit.
No. 254742
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Is it me or are tricolors more common?
Last fest it took me like 15 hours to get 11 tricolor matches, but this time around I've already gotten probably 6 or 7.
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>Those results
What happened grassbros
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Congrats to team water! How was splatfest for everyone? I was team fire but I'm glad shiver didn't win again lol
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>>255038TWO WEEKS
W
O
Excited to see flounder back even if they did make it a manlet, as well as clothes, kits, and returning X rank. S+ is kind of a mess.
But I'm not entirely sold on the new weapons. If the roller is the fabled "you actually roll with this one" roller then cool, but the shooter is yet another mid range shooter, nothing fancy, and the charger just looks like bamboozler 2 electric boogaloo. It does have some kind of limited shot gimmick but how is that different from needing ink to shoot?
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>>255038Super excited for Big Run! Salmon Run is my favorite mode so I'm hyped! They showed Cohozuna in the trailer but I wonder if they're going to add another King Salmonid boss for next season of Salmon Run.
The new charger looks like it'll be annoying lol. According to the official announcement, we'll be getting 3 new weapons (the charger, roller, and shooter) as well as 10 returning weapons.
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just noticed something interesting on the newest big run trailer, for about a second showed a splatoon 2 sunken scroll
>’’When smoke rises from the seven rings, The pinkfish will emerge from the sea, devouring all the creatures of the land.’’
No. 255543
>>255038>shooter that's really long rangePlease have a good kit…
I miss you, Jet Squelcher with a useful sub and special…
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Thoughts on the returning weapon kits? I think they are all pretty decent except for the slosher
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it's official! big run will start at 12/9 and will end at 12/11!
No. 259265
>>258922Most of them are alright, but
>That offensively bad slosher kit, like what the fuck (although zipcaster did get a nice buff)>Third game in a row where carbon has burst bombs, fucking stop I SEETHE at carbons>Sprinkler on an aerospray (???)>Keep giving splattershot splat bombsWhy
Also
>No jet squelcher altPlease Nogami I miss my jet so much
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I’m sensing an issue with this map
No. 263029
>>262980Missed top 5% by a singular egg
I feel like they could have done a bit more for big run, they even removed some special waves, but it was enjoyable. Wahoo makes for a strangely good SR map and all the details in the music and whatnot were pretty good, then of course random rotations are always fun.
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splatoon nonnies there's another splatfest on the way! do you have a preference for spicy, sweet, or sour tastes?
No. 264143
>>264107I'll take spicy
Though I'm sure sweet will have the overwhelming majority of votes. Why sour?
No. 264515
>>247791I'm this anon and I was able to get Splatoon 2 for $20, what a score. But after playing on some of the maps, now I understand what people have been complaining about in S3 maps lol but I'm so happy to be playing the story mode. I wish they would port over all the Wii-U games because no one gave a fuck about the Wii-U. Let me have Splatoon 1, Nintendo! And all the other games that still haven't been brought over for some fucking reason.
>>264107Definitely going sweet. Sour was an odd choice, I feel like the third option should have been salty.
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Splatfest voting is open! I was originally a bit torn between sweet and sour, but I eventually chose sweet.
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Any other sweetfags get mostly mirror matches? It got especially bad for me during tri-color
No. 271712
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New splatfest is Dark vs Milk Vs White chocolate.
No. 275239
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How's the splatfest going? White chocolate is currently in the lead! I'm team milk chocolate and surprised we're in last place. I figured milk chocolate would be the most popular
No. 275251
>>275239I'm in Milk Chocolate, too, and winning most of my games. Usually that's a good sign a team has decent players. I do think white is going to win, though. Everyone wanted to join that team because it "looks like cum", "white is cooler", and "I want the title White Defender".
Crossing my fingers for us, nona.
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Next Big Run was announced! It'll take place March 3rd - March 5th (PST) and will feature a new flying King Salmonid. I'm pretty excited! Also as a reminder, the next season starts March 1st so keep this in mind if you still need to complete the catalogue.