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File: 1662277896612.png (2.21 MB, 2048x1152, dano pt 3.png)

No. 236067

Previous thread: >>207726

A containment thread for Danofags to sperg.
Post here about Paul Dano's:
>film roles and characters
>different looks
>interviews
>his notable title as hollywood punching bag due of his majority roles
etc.

Do not come here to talk how ugly Paul Dano is according to you, how Danofags have no taste etc. This is a Paul Dano positivity thread
(though healthy criticism is okay). If you hate him, just hide the thread!
If you see hater posts, please report them as derailing and do not reply

No. 236080

File: 1662282776404.jpeg (162.7 KB, 640x642, dano4.jpeg)

>>236067
another day of daydreaming of an alternate dimension in which paul dano and I are friends to lovers. what's your favourite dano fantasy nonnies?

No. 236081

>>236080
That I meet him at some convention and get to shake his hand, get his autograph quickly and just get to tell him that he's a good lad.
I need no lewd stuff, I just want to see him in the flesh before I wither away back into the abyss from whence I came.

No. 236089

File: 1662285119449.png (902.98 KB, 1616x952, sinner-eli.png)

I'm posting a compilation of the Eli fic from last thread. Good times.

No. 236104

>>236089
And then he starts speaking in tongues!

No. 236106

File: 1662297699415.png (1.52 MB, 1481x1107, 1662295886980.png)

based nona from the drawing board

No. 236107

>>236106
This is sooo good wtf. Women be drawing fr

No. 236143

File: 1662309029147.jpg (12.71 KB, 286x320, fat dano.jpg)

>>236106
I love it and I love that she embraced fat Dano instead of drawing him like a twink.

No. 236168

>>236106
God yes. To the anon who drew this, thank you from the bottom of my heart!

No. 236171

File: 1662315881948.jpeg (523.21 KB, 902x3039, 931A5BA6-A7AB-49C5-86A2-CE0FA1…)

Bless this artist.

No. 236174

>>236171
>Bless this autist
Ftfy

No. 236176

>>236174
Thanks nonny. Love them either way.

No. 236187

>>236171
the one with the condom…. nice

No. 236215

File: 1662327575592.jpeg (93.31 KB, 909x911, 1652928153966.jpeg)

>>236106
Based
>>236143
I don't think he looks that fat in the drawing but I'm certainly glad that she chose to draw him like that.
>>236171
Her art is godly, bless her indeed. I love the Riddler one at the top (the one on the left) where his face isn't as chubby and his cheekbones are more defined. I've never seen the full drawing though.

No. 236266

File: 1662341199354.jpeg (49.24 KB, 486x720, Still of Paul Dano, Jonathan D…)

>>236080
I just want him to look at me like this. They are so sickeningly cute. I want that feel too.

No. 236335

>>236106
I wanna ruffle his hair hehe.

No. 236342

File: 1662371754499.png (1.18 MB, 1092x1377, 29642759-68B8-4142-9CC9-140511…)


No. 236517

File: 1662428175407.jpg (68.27 KB, 864x864, hamstercheeks.jpg)

>>236106
So cute!

No. 236746

File: 1662510824495.png (389.24 KB, 483x492, Screenshot_15.png)

danogirlies what would you say is danos fattest role

No. 236748

File: 1662511708051.jpg (56.54 KB, 675x675, RcOgyW0.jpg)

>>236746
Probably either War and Peace or his role as Riddler? Pierre is chubby but I don't know if it's real or not, hard to find any pictures without a big ass coat on.

No. 236788

File: 1662522746230.jpg (25.35 KB, 600x800, paul dano standing wandpeace.j…)

>>236746
Love and Mercy of course, he was at his fattest then. He looks really cute in your pic btw.

>>236748
Definitely chubby as the Riddler but he didn't strike me as fat when he played Pierre, he was always wearing several layers of clothing. His face just looked bloated.

No. 236789

>>236748
Hot af photo
>>236788
Pierre is so cute and fluffy, I want to hug him!

No. 236792

File: 1662524485258.jpeg (993.86 KB, 1000x1000, 742FEF01-BABF-42E2-8D0F-04352D…)

>>236748
This pic goes hard.

No. 236927

>>236080
fantasy of mine is that he is shooting a film on location in my state and in between shoots, he'd enter where I work. Somehow he is charmed by me and wants to meet. We meet weekly on his days off and engage in an intimate relationship. He divorces his wife to be with me. this is what I think about lol.

No. 236930

>>236927
divorce?! god damn nona
tbh i can't have these fantasies because i know i wouldn't even be half as good a match for him as zoe. he clearly values extensive knowledge of films and books… which i definitely don't have, kek. i'd fall asleep if he tried showing me ozu movies

No. 236949

>>236930
I mean it's just a silly unrealistic fantasy, but he is just my type. I'd let him bore me with any of his autistic ramblings about books or film. but on a more real note, him and zoe are lovely together and I'm happy for them.

No. 236990

File: 1662581244481.jpeg (81.08 KB, 1280x718, poolboy.jpeg)

>>236746
Brian Wilson maybe? Chubby Paul is still cute Paul.

>>236927
Based fantasy, nona. Love it.

No. 236992

File: 1662581888901.jpg (298.59 KB, 1080x1920, FcEV822WQAwJBjd.jpg)

!!

No. 237173

File: 1662609338772.jpeg (132.19 KB, 1080x1027, F3B32B77-F477-4B54-9992-667741…)

New Dano spotted.

No. 237174

>>236746
ugh that pathetic thing he does with his expression when he plays autists is so hot. like I want him so bad. I wonder what he’s like in bed. He’s probably a very giving lover.

No. 237178

File: 1662609789808.jpeg (45.13 KB, 540x540, A1C71025-7BC5-4215-ACDA-AC199D…)

>>237174
I know exactly what you mean nonna. It drives me insane.

No. 237251

File: 1662623118989.png (13.5 KB, 500x500, B9797693-FE92-4CD0-8AAE-D8D3BE…)

Lil’ guy.

No. 237361

File: 1662669155766.png (551.54 KB, 540x432, c5f6g8c6.png)

>>237173
This is legit tapping the primal want to marry and have a family. However, no average moid these days can really compare to Paul. Seriously considering going full yumejo in the future like a teacher I had in high school did with her celeb crush. She had a 5 foot poster at the front of the class and called him her husband. Pretty based for the early 2000s.

No. 237375

Seeing the new thread pic makes me sad!! Im not a dano fag but i thought he was cute in little miss sunshine!! And imagine if dano fags went onto shayna threads and tried to convince everyone that shaynus is beautiful? Lmfao WK ban. Non-danofags should just scroll on if they dont like it. I honestly find your fangirling adorable.

No. 237404

>>237375
Thank you nonny, I agree, I would've preferred a collage of posts by converted Danofags, of which there were also many.

>>237361
>She had a 5 foot poster at the front of the class and called him her husband.
Based teacher, I hope to be like her one day. OT but who was her crush?

No. 237455

>>237178
dano can probably eat pussy superbly

No. 237514

File: 1662708644451.jpg (20.01 KB, 750x309, FcALoMsXoAEgTP1.jpg)

>>237375
i'm sorry nona, i just thought it was funny that despite all the raging anti-dano anons, we still rise like autistic little phenixes for a third thread. if there's a 4th thread (inshallah) we can do converted danofags

No. 237518

File: 1662709883894.png (52.64 KB, 300x100, danno.png)

>>237514
this looks perfect for a banner

No. 237521

>>237518
I'm tempted of posting it in the banner thread just to see danohaters seethe.

No. 237525

>>237521
sure do it

No. 237567

File: 1662728562822.png (149.04 KB, 561x679, hjrsffgjf.png)

This smug expression >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No. 237573

>>237404
Theres always the next thread!
>>237514
Haha its fine! I mostly feel sad that people gotta be like that. It definitely is a lil slap in the face to all the dano-hating farmers. "Your hate for him grows our love for him!! Muahahahahh!" Kek

No. 237639

File: 1662744945462.jpg (168.44 KB, 761x330, s.jpg)

I saw the left one and couldn't unsee him

No. 237669

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>>237404
That’s a good idea for the next thread pic! It makes the current Dano hate thread pic a lot funnier imo.

No. 237684

File: 1662755991167.jpeg (497.55 KB, 951x1200, BE31FF0F-46A3-46A4-91C9-ED9B18…)

>>237567
I loved this scene. He’s our spergy bad boy for sure.

No. 237693

File: 1662758672147.jpg (4.51 KB, 255x246, IMG_4839.jpg)

Little faggot. I'd paralyze the fuck out of this soyshit(plutonium level retard)

No. 237731

File: 1662769790037.jpeg (378.53 KB, 1538x1040, 9BFAC606-6B2F-4AFA-890B-C52B70…)

Another one for the Dano hate collection. Thank you anon!

No. 237732

File: 1662769796018.jpg (205.35 KB, 1409x1027, Tumblr_l_10874272416579.jpg)

>>237404
George Clooney kek Hope she's living the sweet retired life now.
>>237518
Submit it! If there's a Driver one, Dano deserves one too. Maybe put /m/ on it?
>>237684
Cute! Eddie has become one of my top fav characters.

No. 237738

>>237731
lmfao you danofags are hilarious.

No. 237785

File: 1662788677403.jpeg (63.17 KB, 750x742, 105D26F8-83A9-4ABE-9FA1-EE4F17…)

I present to you: OWO Dano, a collection.

No. 237786

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No. 237787

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No. 237788

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No. 237789

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No. 237790

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No. 237791

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No. 237792

>>237785
Need Pierre pls

No. 237793

File: 1662789456009.jpeg (291.57 KB, 1500x1500, 127C4863-3665-4C53-B850-F6D0A0…)

>>237791
>>237792
He was next on the list nonny! I hope you enjoy!

No. 237794

>>237786
>>237787
>>237788
>>237789
>>237790
>>237791
I genuinely don't understand what it is about this "meh" looking man, that causes so much autism

No. 237795

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No. 237796

>>237794
I didn’t understand 5 months ago either nonny, yet here I am… It has certainly been a journey.

No. 237798

>>237793
He's so cute! Aaaa thank you nonny!

No. 237934

File: 1662837492828.jpeg (522.3 KB, 1514x2048, 336D3815-B643-4451-A32A-06E30F…)

I support teenage girlifying the riddler.

No. 237950

File: 1662841858561.jpg (33.44 KB, 498x302, paulbb.JPG)

hi nonnies
danofag since 2012 i am kinda distubed after reading these threads bc finally the collective thirst for this man is happening
just passing by and sending love to y'all

No. 237969

File: 1662843699101.jpg (412.68 KB, 2048x1706, tumblr_4ea61d35320befc8ada8c52…)

has anyone else been obsessively collecting Dano/Riddler fanart online? if so, can we please trade?

No. 237983

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No. 238009

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No. 238041

File: 1662865197711.jpeg (27.65 KB, 455x455, uv6st7h8 .jpeg)

>>237795
Oh my god a Jay owo exists. Thank you.

No. 238126


No. 238290

Any anon got an archive of the Riddler and Dano threads that were on /cm/? thanks.

No. 238778

File: 1663097230024.jpeg (321.86 KB, 1229x1229, 4DDE61E0-08C3-4855-AE9F-C33B7F…)

Dilf Dano.

No. 238870

File: 1663118229022.jpg (47.6 KB, 395x594, tiff.jpg)

>>238126
I may have cried a little.

No. 239624

it’s the bitch from the last thread that posted about seeing a dano look like while I was touring campus.

well, i saw him again. walked right past him going to class, I smiled. he was awkward. it was perfect.
my delusion is becoming a reality.

No. 239681

File: 1663288049442.gif (5.66 MB, 540x360, dano nipples.gif)

>>239624
I hope you can make your move soon and get yourself a Dano look-alike bf.

No. 239688

>>239624
Good luck nonnie!

No. 239692

File: 1663289901914.jpeg (66.61 KB, 896x721, blep.jpeg)

>>239624
Rooting for you nona!

No. 240040

File: 1663564969890.jpeg (28.61 KB, 425x566, FRBTGiPVEAE-8jg.jpeg)

>>236067
Nonnies, what's your favourite dano movie? I really liked the good heart. I love movies with sad endings (and dano looked adorable in it). I highly recommend you to watch it especially if you like twbb-era dano

No. 240094

File: 1663576857102.jpg (34.37 KB, 353x350, Fc-FAuQXwAI1cZU.jpg)

>>240040
i've never seen the good heart; will add it to the list

No. 240095

File: 1663576905071.gif (5.59 MB, 498x365, paul-dano-timothy-klitz.gif)


No. 240218

>>240095
dano bby please marry me :((:()

No. 240279

File: 1663607107068.gif (6.4 MB, 540x500, dano twbb.gif)

>>240040
This is the most common answer ever but There Will be Blood. He looked cute, plenty of scenes of him getting humiliated and screaming (for those of us into that), great performance and even outside of Eli it was a great movie.

No. 240374

I can't believe one of my first thoughts when the site was down was "I'm so glad I saved every Dano pic from this thread last week"

It's a pleasure being back here with you nonnies!

No. 240482

File: 1663644380806.jpg (37.78 KB, 564x564, 5ff3aeef0114050dedfa13204a9d54…)

>>240040
Riddler and Eli Sunday are his best roles, but Swiss Army Man is one of my favorite movies. The bus scene rends my heart.

No. 240483

File: 1663644434471.jpg (26.56 KB, 453x374, f2956694d0a7ee69bb747ce00548df…)


No. 240512

omg im a danofag all over tiktok. so happy to see my little guy has his own thread <3

No. 240517

>>240512
same anon, on tiktok it's agreed upon in the community that jay is a cunnilingus master. also this year on my birthday i had a lucid dream and immedietly took advantage of that and got down with him in various roles. it was so blessed

No. 240518

File: 1663650368732.jpg (129.05 KB, 622x939, IMG_2709 2.JPG)

heres some of my fave paul pics as tax

No. 240519

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No. 240520

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No. 240521

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No. 240522

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No. 240524

File: 1663650966702.png (250.98 KB, 335x539, Screenshot 2022-09-15 183300.p…)

His side profile makes me sweat

No. 240526

File: 1663651765578.jpg (50.52 KB, 640x852, tumblr_a84ff5ab0eb6bb7bc941f84…)

This is one of my favourite of his photoshoots, he just looks so cute here I want to pet his hair

No. 240537

>>240521
He was so hot in this era

No. 240607

>>240524
he’s such a unique looking person. really adds to his overall charm. has anyone seen his debut film he directed with Carey mulligan? It’s great, not only is he an excellent actor but also great director too. I look forward to what else he does (unfortunately he doesn’t appear in it).

No. 240675

File: 1663702519137.jpeg (162.38 KB, 970x1200, swiss army man bts (1).jpeg)

>>240482
I really love Swiss Army Man too, nonnie. Hank has my heart.
>>240517
Thank you for this hot info tiktok Danofag!

No. 240677

>>240675
I clicked on this thinking it was the facial reconstruction of a Neanderthal.

No. 240798

>>240040
the extra man, ballad of jack and rose, too young to be a dad, little miss sunshine, and girl next door are all probably peak dano/his cutest roles. i wish they would've kept his hair long in the good heart, because then they'd make the list! definitely okja, prisoners or batman are his technically best movies/most watchable. unpopular opinion: i honestly don't really like the way he looked in ruby sparks.

No. 240799

File: 1663726478347.jpg (50.97 KB, 564x752, 86ce265ce6a89f59ff7bc3e7f7cb90…)

>>240677
it is.

No. 240824

>>240524
Goddamn. Not a Danofag but he’s gorgeous, ngl.

No. 240878

>>240824
Time to buy some glasses.

No. 240916

File: 1663766255304.jpg (448.24 KB, 2048x1524, 1652675724290.jpg)

>>240878
Can't you just seriously fuck off from this thread, retard? You can always hide it, too. Imagine being so autistic that you come whine about something anons are having good time discussing about.

No. 240994

File: 1663780465290.jpeg (20.34 KB, 296x370, 3DD61E56-01BF-413D-8673-615E89…)

>>240878
seethe

No. 240999

>>240878
You'll be back anon. I was once like you.

No. 241030

File: 1663789973428.jpg (122.17 KB, 1200x495, 24.jpg)

>>240677
My neanderthal hobo husbando. I'll take the shame kek.

No. 241057

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No. 241061

>>240824
Same… I've been converted.

No. 241237

File: 1663850382491.png (7.31 KB, 530x158, riddler_woman.PNG)

Found in the bad art thread. Kek I will never stop femriddler fangirling and I love it that anons have made it a thing big enough to be noticed on the board.

No. 241244

>>241057
wow, I love this one so much

No. 241255

I like that he apologises when he drops the dvd kek.

No. 241755

File: 1663974302175.jpeg (86.89 KB, 828x1071, Fc-NGLcXEAE-AZl.jpeg)

Why does this thread get so much hate? You don't see it this bad in other husbando threads. I'd argue that the existence of this thread is actually a good thing for danohaters because dano isn't being posted in the unconventional attractions thread etc anymore, it's all confined here. But danohaters still purposely enter this thread to tell us they think he's ugly

No. 241765

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>>241755
i think it's denial. i was the most militant danohater (literally found him more repulsive than any celebrity) and for a while i hated him but secretly liked a couple of his roles but now to me, he's the cutest ever… the pipeline is very real and it is slick and small…

No. 241772

>>241765
he looks like every teenage moid in 2006 you pedo(weak attempt at bait, retard)

No. 241773

>>241772
NTA but he was 20 in that pic

No. 241774

>>241255
anon, the bar…this is mental illness

No. 241781

File: 1663985180987.jpg (139.7 KB, 931x615, dano sam.jpg)

>>241765
This. They're fighting a losing battle and they know it, they'll give in eventually.

No. 241876

You are all weak you need to stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

No. 241966

File: 1664051719929.jpg (86.24 KB, 640x480, sd-aspect-1497458456-dano.jpg)

>>241755
It baffles me, too. I would never go into the Driverfag thread and shit it up, nor talk crap about Carrey-chan or the Morrisseyanon who posts in /ot/. I have respect for them and who they think is attractive, so why don't they have the same for Danofags? We're all just having a little fun sperging about some moid we think is hot in our own containment thread(s), if nonnies don't like this one, then hiding takes just a little click of the mouse or flick of the finger if on mobile.
>>241781
One can only hope. Or grow up and stop with the petty hate.

No. 241994

File: 1664054651175.gif (1.26 MB, 245x204, 3c060f3c6315e00c8895c715542429…)

>>241781
They can't run from the Danotruth forever.

No. 242133

>>241876
Who are you referring to nonna? Dano-lovers or Dano-haters?

No. 242367

File: 1664146704989.jpeg (85.17 KB, 828x1074, Fc-JZwtXkAAHiOG.jpeg)

Happy Eli Sunday sunday!

No. 242374

File: 1664147676116.gif (10.45 MB, 540x360, dano weapons 2.gif)

>>242133
Not her but it probably applies to all of us itt.

No. 242383

>>242133
not than nonna but my theory is that no one here is actually attracted to the incel riddler they just want to be controversial or think he's attainable

No. 242403

File: 1664155180897.png (284.9 KB, 640x340, 39CC1508-DCAD-4900-9637-BBE11C…)

Hey nonnas I’ve decided to come out of the closet and admit my truth.
I am a danofag and I’m done pretending that I’m not
I’ve literally never been attracted to a “white boy of the month” before except for Him there is something so attractive and sexy in paul I will never find in another man there’s only him for me

No. 242406

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>>242383
The pathetic, obsessive, sweaty, deranged marshmallow man is genuinely attractive. There's an unconventionally attractive thread for a reason, he has a very interesting and unique face. His eyebrows are the cutest.

No. 242407

the irony is that most nonnas bashing dano's looks are probably even less conventionally attractive than he is.

No. 242410

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>>242383
i think attainability plays a part in why most people find any dano character attractive… imo riddler is one of his cutest characters. i guess he's kinda old (and walled) for some people in that role but i still find him adorable ! but i also do project some things onto edward that aren't canon so who knows

No. 242443

File: 1664164726125.jpg (39.11 KB, 540x541, fatty.jpg)

>>242383
i just think he's cute in his outfit. like a little bondage bitch gimp. i want to sexually torture him

No. 242447

>>242403
I’m so happy for you nonna! Real proud of your progress.

No. 242450

File: 1664166859739.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 210.5 KB, 850x799, 20BBA7F9-DFAB-40DE-98CE-D820FE…)

>>242383
I’m outing myself as an anon who’s genuinely attracted to incel Riddler. I know it’s probably not entirely canon but a bitch can dream and project.

No. 242451

File: 1664167031732.gif (4.66 MB, 540x540, edward nashton.gif)

>>242383
I think he is genuinely attractive and I like the internet-addicted incel traits (I admit the incel bit is headcanon) the character has.

>>242403
Congratulations on your progress.

No. 242468

>>242383
I find him to be attainable and also the “safe” option compared to irl incels that have been posted in unconventionally attractive men thread. He is a character and presents no real danger to me.

No. 242476

File: 1664175350768.jpg (19.26 KB, 450x599, hmmm.jpg)

Good night nonnies, I wish you dano lucid dreams!

No. 242545

File: 1664196458048.jpeg (419.2 KB, 1080x1920, 1657918347664.jpeg)

>>242383
Incel Riddler is the reason I got into Dano in the first place. I literally saw anons posting about him in the unconventional attractions thread and seeing the pic of him smiling in the prison uniform, I immediately knew I'd go see the movie and would be into him. Sorry for having shit taste in fictional men I guess.

No. 242560

You guys talking about him looking attainable, meanwhile he looks a thousand times cleaner than most guys I see irl, unrealistic standard for men.

No. 242596

File: 1664211700138.gif (7.69 MB, 540x400, edward nashton knowing.gif)

>>242560
Maybe they mean he's "attainable" compared to most Hollywood celebrities. I agree, he looks far better than most men irl.

>>242545
I always thought he was vaguely attractive but thought little of it, like you it was incel Riddler that drew me in.

No. 242606

>>242450
There’s something so hot about a man who looks so angelic and innocent in a getup like that. It’s ridiculous.

No. 242651

File: 1664224976367.jpg (167.78 KB, 1200x900, d8b3c063b95e57098abd0be00dc67e…)

>>242383
I am truly attracted to incel Dano Riddler. He only killed men, and I think he would never hurt a woman who was genuine with him.
>>242450
Fucking saved. The juxtaposition of how cute and chubby his face is with the grotesqueness of masturbation is perfect.
>>242560
This is very true. A Danoman in the wild is exceptionally rare because the majority of men are gross. He and Zoe are such a cute couple and it makes me happy they are together.

No. 242653

>>238778
Holy shit. I bet he has a suckable dad dick for sure.

No. 242680

>>242651
I thought the movie was really boring but didn't he get his schizo incel fans to shoot the mayor lol? She was a woman.

No. 242687

File: 1664236051898.gif (9.85 MB, 540x500, 1664117575166_Tumblr_l_4003095…)

>>242680
Oh shit, you may be right. Idk why I thought they were just meant to create chaos during the flood.

No. 242703

>>242443
How would you sexually torture him nonna? Do spill and don’t leave out any details.

No. 242726

>>242450
artist??

No. 242788

>>242726
NTA but it looks like lacryboy. Prepare to scroll past a lot of gross coomer shit if you decide to look it up though.

No. 242954

File: 1664302580210.gif (6.06 MB, 540x360, edward nashton laugh.gif)

>>242680
>>242687
Well, she said "he would never hurt a woman who was genuine with him" and from his schizo incel pov the mayor wasn't clear with him, as he thought she was a corrupt politician.

No. 242957

File: 1664302834648.gif (9.98 MB, 540x400, tumblr_828aedc231c4b9981a6d130…)

>>242703
he likes duct tape, so i would be binding his wrists and ankles to the bedposts and proceeding to stimulate his prostate, practicing breath control and sitting on his face a lot; i would not touch his cock but only his balls and the very tip, forcing him to cum handsfree. after he did that i would be sure to overstimulate his cock by jerking the whole thing off causing a lot of pain. he would be gasping and begging me to stop. it would be a long session!

No. 243073

File: 1664319762641.gif (6.2 MB, 540x509, 1650497634192.gif)

>>242957
…Wow nona

No. 243079

File: 1664321221630.gif (9.68 MB, 540x359, 1649874947954.gif)

>>242957
Hot, I love the way you think. He's so good at screaming and he looks cute crying which would make it even sexier.

No. 243142

>>242957
Wew, oh golly.

No. 243153

File: 1664350406600.png (354.26 KB, 640x640, tumblr_195075790dcfb4e2cd3d29f…)

Are you guys excited about October already? I can't wait.

No. 243189

>>243079
He looks extra cute in this gif.

No. 243227

>>243073
what movie is this from? I'm enthralled by this gif and need to see it in context

No. 243277

>>243227
Ruby Sparks!

No. 243325

>>243153
I’m gripping at my skin of my thighs, I can’t take the waiting.

No. 243333

only fatasses like paul dano skinnyfat incel ass

No. 243335

File: 1664406911724.png (363.51 KB, 1000x841, FdrIFIkUYAAs6W3.png)

Adorable new Alex art from flypanegg

No. 243359

Play this one out loud in public.

No. 243362

>>243333
Take it easy Nona. Have a beautiful day!

No. 243371

File: 1664429777193.jpg (41.46 KB, 750x750, enashton.jpg)

>>243359
I absolutely adore that some genius made this.

No. 243396

File: 1664438362867.gif (4.93 MB, 540x386, 606E750D-B9C1-49D2-9FBF-08D143…)

So, there’s this nerdy control freak…

No. 243535

File: 1664477375814.gif (7.95 MB, 540x360, dano homeless.gif)

>>243396
What movie is this from?

Also I haven't seen The Good Heart but I love his homeless look.

No. 243537

>>243535
He looks like he would be posting about his “2 years on estrogen” anniversary on Twitter. Sorry

No. 243540

>>243537
I'm sorry that it looks like that to you. Not to me though.

No. 243564

File: 1664489452396.jpg (17.79 KB, 400x217, ruby-sparks-2012-5707.jpg)

>>243535
Ruby Sparks gym scene.
>>243535
I want to brush and style his hair. Not cut it, just brush and style a little.

No. 243574

File: 1664492023685.jpg (714.26 KB, 1920x1289, the-good-heart-film.jpg)

>>243535
You really should see The Good Heart nonny, it's my favourite movie he's been in. Not my favourite of his performances although of course his acting is great in it, but it's so good that you don't have to watch it specifically for dano although he's extremely cute as lucas.

No. 243578

>>243574
how does a movie with brian cox and paul dano have such an abysmal RT score?

No. 243620

>>243564
I wanna work out with him.

No. 243638

File: 1664523199506.jpeg (395.37 KB, 1922x2048, 4AD6ACA1-DBBC-47BB-962C-E6E868…)

Some more snacks for the Scriddler fans!

No. 243687

File: 1664547889492.png (348.97 KB, 638x996, 34567886545886.png)

>>243638
I'm getting way too sucked into this ship but they're just too adorable together. I heard there were plans to do some series on Arkham and I'm basically living on hopium that at least Crane's gonna be in it.

No. 243777

File: 1664571867043.jpeg (52.57 KB, 1649x783, D22AD9C5-885A-41FC-9AE8-4CA0EB…)

I’m obsessed with his absolutely insane orgasm face.

No. 243778

File: 1664571903159.jpeg (55.82 KB, 1571x810, AB81823D-77CE-48CC-AD83-058B93…)


No. 243779

File: 1664572015188.jpeg (78.68 KB, 1170x643, A2B0F614-DFA1-45DF-B1AD-B33922…)

>>243778
His post-orgasm face is pretty important too.

No. 243780

File: 1664572057457.jpeg (78.63 KB, 1170x650, 4102324C-5BCA-4745-A913-667BCC…)


No. 243803

File: 1664580087138.jpeg (82.93 KB, 675x680, FThtvTcUEAAmHdO.jpeg)

>>243778
Did he actually orgasm? I thought he was just miming it to make people uncomfortable or something.

No. 243813

File: 1664581593351.jpg (55.9 KB, 640x914, e0670ae5772338bbe36c91a17bffde…)

>>243803
definitely getting off on the pain of being slammed down, cuffed, and humiliated in front of batman. tfw no giggly little shit like him irl for me to fuck.

No. 243816

File: 1664582232668.gif (3.03 MB, 400x418, pierre wap.gif)

>>243813
>tfw no giggly little shit like him irl for me to fuck.
I know this pain, I'm not usually into stuff like pegging but he makes me want to fuck him in that scene.

Gif related as I would also like to fuck Pierre and make him cry.

No. 243895

File: 1664598675098.jpg (100.29 KB, 1600x900, cover3.jpg)

>>243816
i'm not either but i want to destroy him. make him writhe, giggle, whine, and cry. handcuffs and slamming him down like that to reenact would be a must. i've never been this horny for a moid before kek.

No. 243899

>>243895
You and me both nonna. It’s been what, 5 months? And it’s still going strong

No. 243928

File: 1664614490349.jpeg (374.23 KB, 1242x1020, AE747956-F33C-43B8-AF06-153780…)

this reminded me of you guys

No. 243944

>>243928
nona don't be so loud… it's true

No. 244012

File: 1664643987647.jpeg (76.57 KB, 736x736, 1661632203496.jpeg)

>>243928
Makes me think of this post.

No. 244013

File: 1664644004530.jpg (88.68 KB, 736x919, 4606120b23e6957948f7997e2ceea6…)

>>243899
riddler woke the dano sleeper cell in me up that was planted when little miss sunshine came out 16 years ago with no end in sight.

No. 244024

File: 1664647813775.gif (9.17 MB, 545x545, 9C27E01C-59B1-4C62-ADDA-75847A…)

Oh sweet Jesus.

No. 244028

File: 1664648573722.webm (713.43 KB, 1280x720, writer.webm)

>>244024
I can't tell you how much I wish I was Zoe.

No. 244055

File: 1664658595404.jpeg (84.17 KB, 736x1125, 1EF78E4F-5C33-446D-B54F-8B893A…)

>>243928
It’s so true, isn’t it nonna? Got a good giggle out of it, thank you hehe.

No. 244057

File: 1664659100401.jpeg (884.85 KB, 2012x2000, 099AFCB5-9395-403C-8FA3-C3E0EB…)

A little too kawaii for my liking but still very cute regardless!

No. 244105

File: 1664673037351.webm (60.26 KB, 1366x728, pushes up anime glasses.webm)

out of curiosity what do you guys think riddler's type would be? I was rewatching batman and I noticed he pushes up his glasses mid monologue because they were falling off his face kek so cute.

also after a few months of not thinking about paul so much i had a dream about him going on a date with me. he had on the same outfit he did in that weird "compulsive masturbater" photo except his hair was a little longer and he had a puffy jacket on. we met in this weird silver early 00s cyber cafe and he asked me to come over to his apartment and smoke weed with him. romantic.

No. 244108

File: 1664673405015.jpg (20.89 KB, 400x218, edward nashton license.jpg)

>>244105
If by "type" you mean woman, he'd probably like any woman to give him attention, but then I incelRiddler, even if it isn't canon.

Also I'm so jealous of those of who who get Paul dreams, I need to work on lucid dreaming to make my dreams come true.

No. 244110

File: 1664673678690.gif (11.78 MB, 480x480, D1755863-1B33-44BF-91CC-A2E38D…)

Why his legs looking slutty though?

No. 244120

File: 1664677634288.png (482.65 KB, 445x482, Screenshot_4.png)

>>244105
this is my most shameful headcanon but i think edward is probably is into tradwives but probably only in appearances. i do think he likes smart women probably

No. 244123

>>244120
only in appearances? what does that mean?>>244105
I say he likes mean women

No. 244137

File: 1664681819482.png (393.93 KB, 1187x786, Fd_b4_SVIAAtUPX.png)

This artist is a gift to the Alex lovers.
>>244123
Nta but I think she means dressing modestly

No. 244141

File: 1664682213008.gif (7.52 MB, 540x386, e37d2e22d6135890_28651174_540.…)

>>244105
i don't have any real idea, but i do think that he probably wouldn't be interested in me in return. like >>244137 you think the other nonnie means modestly, which i dress, but i'm also kind of alt, and i think that might intimidate him.

>>244057
this is too cute. i want to squish his cheeks and share that pie with him.

No. 244142

File: 1664682226340.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 210.74 KB, 800x1084, 4A4153CC-B7CD-437A-B1FE-CB704C…)


No. 244143

>>244110
he's dressed like mr. fucking rogers guys. please.

No. 244156

>>244143
You act like that’s an issue anon.

No. 244165

>>244143
I'd fuck Mr.Rogers too.

No. 244168

>>244165
No anon! He’s too pure, leave him be.

No. 244306

File: 1664739829556.png (903.25 KB, 640x754, 34986B9C-736B-4279-891C-805D95…)

Black nail polish…

No. 244321

File: 1664743090395.jpeg (115.91 KB, 1080x871, FeFLvbfX0AEkLtG.jpeg)

Who's your favourite dano character? I like Alex Jones and Eli Sunday the most but young Brian Wilson was the cutest.

No. 244368

File: 1664753106171.png (430.69 KB, 1000x1000, 1661697782460.png)

alex is a qt

No. 244369

File: 1664753139047.png (Spoiler Image, 57.47 KB, 505x799, FdloO8OakAIVgkW.png)


No. 244374

File: 1664754659621.gif (111.07 KB, 540x360, paul dano eli.gif)

>>244321
Just in terms of a character being interesting I really liked Eli, who had a lot going on. I also think Hank from Swiss Army Man was interesting as I think the movie might have had a bit of an unreliable narrator thing going on and he might have been a bit darker of a character than he lets on, but maybe I'm just making shit up.

In terms of physical appearance he was cutest as Eli and Flynn.

>>244369
I love it.

No. 244421

>>244013
same lol

No. 244424

>>244306
so sexy, it’s unfair. nonnas send me your powers so I too can have lucid dano dreams. need dd (dano dreams)

No. 244454

File: 1664781742602.webm (2.24 MB, 1280x720, brian.webm)

>>244424
Here's a Brian for you nonna!

No. 244455

>>244369
I've memorized this little fic about Alex and often replay it in my mind before falling asleep…
>>>/m/207889

No. 244458

>>244454
I haven't seen this Dano flick yet but wow, tummy.

No. 244459

File: 1664784953898.jpeg (62.37 KB, 721x722, 5F586C3F-EFFB-431A-A2F9-F5B565…)

Dad Hands.

No. 244461

File: 1664785450382.gif (1.63 MB, 268x160, 21900A9E-42EB-4D18-9709-97BD24…)


No. 244550

>>244461
oh my lol imagine him acting like that right before sex. makes him all the more hot to me. I imagine him being super nervous and hands shaking before I take him

No. 244570

>>244461
Pushing his glasses up like an anime character though.

No. 244698

File: 1664861420010.webm (2.94 MB, 944x720, movie.webm)

Here's some material for the Dwayne lovers. I really like his voice in this webm, it sounds american but in a good way.

No. 244710

>>244570
That's perhaps the hottest part

No. 244864

File: 1664926075649.jpeg (70.82 KB, 420x512, D2646BFF-AE6C-418E-84B7-7A3451…)

Have a great day/night.

No. 244911

>>244864
thank you nona

No. 245098

File: 1665002443150.png (835.73 KB, 1147x784, 4zjyejwm0o431.png)

>>244864
What a way to start my day instead of screaming into the void. Bless nona.

No. 245151

File: 1665015645955.jpeg (42.17 KB, 408x612, 96FD775F-7237-4B88-A0FC-21B02D…)

>>245098
Anytime!

No. 245169

File: 1665023699971.gif (269.94 KB, 200x200, cat-spin.gif)

CP bump, don't scroll

No. 245395

Found a guy on pornhub who if you squint kinda reminds me of the riddler kek.

No. 245446

File: 1665150743811.jpeg (24.84 KB, 217x232, degen.jpeg)

>>245395
I'm a danofag too but this is taking it a bit too far.

No. 245508

File: 1665168457183.jpg (67.97 KB, 1465x787, alex.jpg)

>>245395
Nona why

No. 245514

>>245508
Why not?

No. 245526

>>243073
wooooooooooooooooooof

No. 245530

File: 1665173692487.jpeg (65.56 KB, 1917x760, BCE22914-2EA0-42D3-A4C3-6985C9…)

I want to slap his stupid little smirk right off his silly little smug face. What a great guy!

No. 245560

>>245395
you tease, you’re gonna tell us this and not share?

No. 245568

File: 1665189371582.jpeg (110.78 KB, 1144x1144, EFAAC13D-C0FE-4DFD-9E24-004F03…)

today i will remind them

No. 245571

File: 1665190625900.jpg (111.81 KB, 590x590, nooo.jpg)

>>245568
This image of them makes me spontaneously combust. I wish I was Zoe so bad

No. 245584

File: 1665195683612.jpeg (24.08 KB, 441x420, 3452A41B-B960-4223-A09D-8117FB…)

>>245395
u know u have to share the wealth (link) nona

No. 245703

>>244424
>dd
>dano dick

No. 245724

File: 1665251147462.png (203.42 KB, 1000x1000, 5A649EF0-0C34-4429-8758-7E05A9…)

Mmm, Jay.

No. 245743

File: 1665257814053.jpeg (12.16 KB, 193x214, help.jpeg)

Good morning nonas, yet another day where I have to live with the fact that I'm not Zoe

No. 245984

File: 1665368417449.jpg (689.5 KB, 1848x2082, Okja Jay 1.jpg)

Bong Joon-ho is such a Danofag. Sorry for the shit quality on these pucs, I don't own a scanner.

No. 245985

File: 1665368461708.jpg (837.35 KB, 1848x2440, Okja Jay 2.jpg)

2/3

No. 245987

File: 1665368558084.jpg (574.8 KB, 1848x1518, Okja Jay 3.jpg)

And the last. ALF is not in the book very much, but it's still really cool to see all the storyboards and conception art of Okja.

No. 246080

File: 1665423788531.jpeg (113.64 KB, 570x724, AF568901-5288-408E-A2FB-A68C93…)

>>245395
anon its been days. please

No. 246081

File: 1665423993019.jpeg (407.15 KB, 750x752, C1F2C064-CEA4-404D-81E7-731219…)


No. 246100

File: 1665429725164.jpeg (30.5 KB, 460x364, FRTnH_zXwAYE27R.jpeg)

>>245984
He definitely was. Iirc he said Jay was made specifically for Dano.

No. 246199

>>246100
OT but masked guy in the background is kinda cute teehee

No. 246286

File: 1665471429988.jpeg (55.53 KB, 680x680, FXUf2yVaIAIWBEy.jpeg)

>>246199
You might like the masked character thread, though it could use some reviving >>>/m/237106
I love Alex so much

No. 246409

File: 1665512049556.png (116.4 KB, 638x768, DCC7FB7B-F77C-4810-881D-11F92A…)


No. 246486

File: 1665527988023.jpeg (42.75 KB, 612x434, FcTUTNEX0AAFlbT.jpeg)

If I could draw I'd myself sitting on the left with his arm around me.

No. 246489

File: 1665529320956.jpeg (72.95 KB, 612x434, ACE3BD24-EB2B-4526-ACD6-A9E8A9…)

>>246486
I can’t draw either anon, but I did my best! You both look very sweet together and I give you my best wishes!

No. 246528

File: 1665540095684.jpeg (47.08 KB, 339x512, FdXUGcKXgA4tQjb.jpeg)

>>246489
Aw thank you nona! It made me smile!

No. 246960

File: 1665613963625.jpeg (86.75 KB, 462x699, 4107E46A-49A3-4D0A-A88A-B670DE…)

Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan. This is not a diss, I think it’s adorable.

No. 247002

File: 1665622841504.jpeg (52.71 KB, 442x663, Fe4AUOwXEAEnfAW.jpeg)

>>246960
They really do look like that.

No. 247022

File: 1665630443573.gif (6.01 MB, 600x344, Tumblr_l_4441111684294.gif)

>>246100
Yeah. I read an interview that Bong saw Dano performing with Mook and he loved the performance so much and wrote Jay just for him when they were able to finally work together. Please, I need Okja 2: ALF Boogaloo, Netflix.
>>246409
Flypanegg is a godsend.

No. 247254

File: 1665708682310.jpeg (268.16 KB, 1364x2048, z.jpeg)

Zoe is pregnant, I'm so happy for them and baby dano!

No. 247262

>>247002
>>247254
Omg I can’t help it, they’re so cute together!!!

No. 247510

File: 1665798957064.jpg (288.1 KB, 1364x2048, 9769gy6v6s21.jpg)

>>247254
They're adorable. Congrats Danofam! I also need source on the dress because Zoe looks amazing in it.

No. 247642

>>247254
This is so cute!! zoe looks incredible

No. 247720

File: 1665863785988.png (324.65 KB, 1000x1000, FfHF09qVUAcJ4M6.png)

Alex is so cute. I just want to cuddle him and feed him cheesecake. I feel like that would be his favourite dessert

No. 247725

>>247254
Just saw this elsewhere and came running here. Congrats to them!!! I love Zoe’s dress too

No. 247742

I had a dream where I was posting on some other imageboard and making moids seethe by posting about Dano non-stop kek

No. 247754

File: 1665873749630.jpeg (186.69 KB, 864x1396, Fe951_jXEAEsi66.jpeg)

>>247742
Based, moids rage when they see women posting about their husbandos especially when they're not conventionally attractive.

No. 247815

File: 1665896899825.jpeg (3.91 MB, 2048x2048, DA4E8053-2710-4668-938A-70D204…)

Still not over him.

No. 247817

>>247754
He looks like Parappa. I do not like it.

No. 247922

File: 1665952073939.jpeg (102.05 KB, 828x826, BF60074D-1F20-4226-89AD-511FD4…)

I love baby nerd Dano.

No. 247932

File: 1665957399510.png (96.94 KB, 421x357, drawboard.png)

>>247720
Alex really is so cute. I have a tinfoil theory about how it would be okay for him to get romance post movie, but it's really spergy.
>>247815
10 days until the comic drops. I preordered the cover with Eddie peeking behind the car like an alley cat.

Pic from the recent draw board. Draw nonnie who did this, it's perfect!

No. 247959

File: 1665966620560.jpeg (39.25 KB, 720x521, a.jpeg)

>>247932
Tell us your theory nona! I don't care how spergy it is.

No. 247960

>>247932
Bless the nonna who drew this! It’s adorable aww.

No. 248075

File: 1666027544206.jpg (553.03 KB, 1000x1000, 99110505_p16-pixiv.jpg)

>>247959
This is the absolute spergiest I've ever been here. Not horny like the fic in the previous thread but I’ve been thinking about this for a while. I’ve seen some talk about Alex and how it’s not okay to fantasize anything romantic with him. But I think it could be possible. Firstly, he has a driver’s license, thanks for that prop pic by the way, nonnie. It helps support my spergy tinfoil kek. If he didn’t have one and got pulled over by chance, it would look pretty shady. Looking up the state of Pennsylvania’s requirements, and pretending that the aunt had forged some of the paper documents, he still had to have some sort of doctor to fill out a specific form, and assuming that can’t be forged because the dmv could call the doctor or whatever to cross reference, he had something legit. Alex had to have been drugged enough over the years with that drink (assuming), but he detoxed just long enough to get the license. The prolonged drugging essentially is what had stunted his mental growth. Once he fully detoxed from it in the hospital, and went through a few years of regular therapy, cbt, and some anxiety meds, he could potentially be stable enough to function in society without a caretaker. I like to imagine that during a therapy session he mentions how much he likes cars, and is encouraged to learn how to be a mechanic. He finishes a course, and gets a job, his own old truck that he fixes up, and a small apartment by himself. Agent Loki always hangs out with him and they go out and eat Chinese food once a week and he regularly sees his real mom. Since he went by Alex so long, he preferred to be called that, but his mom still calls him Barry from time to time.
He meets you, Alex loving nonnie(s) while you get your car fixed at the shop he works at. You think he’s such a sweet, polite man, and give him your number, but he doesn’t call, so you keep going back to the shop just to talk and ask questions about cars until you end up asking him out yourself. He agrees and you go to a little diner with him that evening where you confess how attractive you think he is. At first he’s a little confused by it because he’s still kind of autistic, but then he gets it. When the date is over, you want to give him a kiss on the cheek, but he’s kind of reluctant because you two are in public, so you opt to hug him. After that, he’s smitten and awkwardly calls you every day to talk about what he did, and to ask you on little dates. The relationship progresses as normal as possible with him, though sometimes he does revert back to how he used to be, so you’re always patient and kind with him because it’s some heavy af trauma he went through. Alex deserves love, cuddles and happiness so much. I also can’t believe he’s an organ donor!

No. 248099

File: 1666034589795.jpeg (107.48 KB, 1000x1000, FfSFBsTaUAAJv0n.jpeg)

>>248075
This is so adorable nona, I love your theory and thank you for giving me new daydream material. It's always been my belief that he doesn't actually have the iq of a ten year old, it's just the combination of trauma from being kidnapped and the drug which his aunt possibly gave him made him temporarily slow.

No. 248211

>>247817
Kek, can’t unsee.

No. 248212

File: 1666068999363.jpeg (184.42 KB, 720x925, 2DC576BF-3ADB-4E6E-9C89-D70370…)

wtf am i reading?

No. 248225

File: 1666071707987.jpeg (178.36 KB, 777x969, 1E5E5FFC-5B60-4096-B7A0-86C87C…)

Nonnies…

No. 248226

File: 1666072109289.jpeg (81.21 KB, 869x557, FcTbN7kWYAEonti.jpeg)

>>248212
This is so mean! Why do danohaters have to go out of their way to tell us they hate him? Even journalists are danohaters. The entire world is against danofags.

No. 248233

Chunky

No. 248240

Post your favorite dano interview or video nonnies. Here's mine, he looks so perfect here it's like he's not even real

No. 248396

>>248233
Confirmed for lactose intolerance.

No. 248433

>>248212
lmao
I would love to see him play Trump though.

No. 248437

File: 1666121978925.jpeg (255.41 KB, 1002x1006, 6A198D44-A55A-4EC0-A7AA-FDEFC3…)

One. More. Week.

No. 248442

File: 1666122688829.jpeg (72.41 KB, 637x823, FfYA2S_WIAAhlMt.jpeg)

>>248437
Did you preorder it? I haven't because I'm not interested in capeshit but I might get it just for Paul.
There's so much new dano content recently. The Fabelmans, a new interview >>248233 a new photoshoot (picrel), and the riddler year one

No. 248473

>>248240
i love his voice in this one it sounds so clear and soft

No. 248665

File: 1666189505848.jpeg (443.83 KB, 1170x1550, 40B0C3CD-2D1B-4102-B413-D93998…)

>>248225
i want him so bad jesus christ

No. 248730

File: 1666202959386.jpg (54.76 KB, 640x696, tumblr_da1ca4dd3ac150d1c19d900…)

>>248437
KEK that drawing is sending me but it's perfect
I might wait for a translation until I get the book. It's gonna be weird to "hear" the Riddler speak my language but I'm kinda intrigued.

No. 248869

File: 1666232307922.jpg (209.5 KB, 960x1280, October 17 - Paul Dano_online5…)

>>248212
God damn. The author is nitpicking Dano so hard like nonnies who beg to get a ban from a Shayna thread doing the same thing.

No. 248961

I’m mental over this moment.

No. 248967

File: 1666252758236.jpeg (50.8 KB, 611x724, FfDRUtjXgAQ1yS9.jpeg)

>>248961
He waves so gently

No. 249121

>>248240
I really like this one just for his facial expressions. I can't get over the smile he makes when he says "alright" at the start aaaaaa

No. 249172

>>249121
He smiles a lot in that interview, it's really cute. Of course there's this one too, a classic

No. 249205

File: 1666306615343.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 88.26 KB, 750x987, DBFCAE26-AADE-4C8C-BF01-4E829D…)

>>249172
hearing him say the word condom is so jarring and endearing at the same time kek I wonder what the context was

No. 249227

File: 1666316656528.jpeg (62.97 KB, 540x500, FePZpFwXwAQe54M.jpeg)

>>249205
Nonny why did you have to post that one it's ghastly

No. 249346

>>249205
>woman in the middle
god i wish that were me

No. 249514

File: 1666412191452.jpeg (175.62 KB, 1000x1000, 9BBC3A96-892F-4832-9A71-AC1DDC…)

Percy.

No. 249518

File: 1666413157958.png (482.7 KB, 454x900, FU0Gm96agAEP_6p.png)

>>249514
Those whimpers Percy was doing in the prison carriage was my eye opener to cowboy dano. The rest of the movie was garbage in my opinion.

No. 249556

Nonnas don't call me anti for this I just have to share that I was on youtube and an interview came up on my rec and without clicking on it I was perplexed by how ugly I thought he was. Hand to heart, I came to lolcow to post in the dumbass shit thread that I found his face fascinatingly ugly until I came across this thread for the first time (love this for you all btw, everyone needs a safe space). So anyway I GENUINELY want to know what your thoughts are on him in this specific video. Like , are any of you thinking he's fuckable here, because I feel like he looks particularly ugly and would love to hear your insight.

Gods speed xox

No. 249583

>>249556
I thought the same thing anon. I'm not a Danofag but I think he looks good most of the time and has a cute appeal, but he looks so different in this video!

No. 249644

>>249556
I still think chubby dad Dano is cute. I like hearing him talk about his roles and just in general.

No. 249688

File: 1666477905518.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 102.12 KB, 828x1020, FfnwS8UX0BMM8Rn.jpeg)

>>249556
I think he's really cute in that interview! Imo it's one of the best of his recent looks. He's adorably chubby and his hair looks so fluffy. There are other moments where he's not so tasteful (picrel). I feel like the wall is beginning to approach but he still has time.

No. 249695

File: 1666482925949.jpg (806.75 KB, 540x660, GQMF.jpg)

>>249556
100% cutie to me, but I'm also near his age, and most men look god awful so I may be biased. Reading the article and watching the video, it was done in early-mid July before Comic-Con, and by the time he had the Fablemans premiere in September, he looks a bit more trim and must have lost some weight. Chubby Paul is still very cute, would fuck if he was my tinder date and not in the movies.

No. 249718

>>249556
>>249688
he looks like shit here

No. 249720

File: 1666496407329.gif (8.24 MB, 540x360, dano looper.gif)

>>249556
In previous threads we mentioned "brainrot" and that's what happens. You start down the Dano path and you end up finding him cute in all his iterations. To be honest, he's aging sort of badly and weight gain hasn't been kind to him, but he's still attractive in a non-conventional way. Plus, after a certain point, the fact that he seems to have a charming personality makes a difference.

No. 249729

File: 1666502119284.jpeg (124.08 KB, 633x826, CF6819F9-E151-4F60-AD9B-E7B9E8…)

>>249720
This. I think it’s just the lighting and angle too, can make anyone look a bit off.

No. 249732

File: 1666503508110.jpg (41.33 KB, 600x300, 4.jpg)

I know how this sounds, but was anyone else really attracted to Tibeats Dano in 12 Years a Slave? I know he's a racist slave driver, but there's something about his accent and (obviously) his looks. A southern accent can be attractive when it's attached someone good looking. I probably replayed the scene where he gets beat up and the scene where he's all sweaty after hanging platt 10 times each.

No. 249942

File: 1666545321260.jpg (34.67 KB, 449x408, dano brian wilson.jpg)

>>249729
His new hair isn't terribly flattering to him, which doesn't help. But yes, a lot of it is lighting and angle too. He was even fatter as Brian Wilson but he looked cute because he had better hair and movie lighting.

>>249732
He was incredibly hot in that movie, even with his character being a horrible person. Watching him getting whipped and beaten up was very satisfying for…various reasons.

No. 250068

>>249556
LOSE WEIGHT REEEE

No. 250290

File: 1666651831979.jpeg (32.01 KB, 740x813, FWPKL9ZVUAA6hGA.jpeg)

>>250068
Heretic! True Dano disciples love chubby Dano. Take that back or excommunicate.

No. 250320

>>250068
He already did? That was for that one role lmao. wtf is wrong with danohaters?

No. 250397

File: 1666688955231.jpeg (38.07 KB, 540x540, 1192655B-2390-4959-BF6A-9F4F2E…)

I went to fireden archived 4chan cm riddlerthreads only to find out it doesn’t save images
What’s the fucking point of archiving image heavy boards like cm then

No. 250406

>>250397
Damn that sucks, are you sure no other archive has them? I've never checked /cm/

No. 250625

File: 1666755930668.webm (2.15 MB, 480x496, b.webm)

Dano singing barbara ann!

No. 250868

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No. 250869

>>250397
I'm pissed about this too. I didn't save anything from the dano or riddler threads.

No. 250877

>>250868
Ok i'm not a danofag but this is excellent

No. 251103


No. 251177

File: 1666986030809.jpeg (68.6 KB, 735x449, 436415DF-5EAF-4174-B702-64DF99…)

Why does he look like that kek

No. 251253

File: 1667003396474.jpg (27.88 KB, 346x350, FbNDO1mXkAAwGcu.jpeg.jpg)

>>250868
This is so cute nonnie!

No. 251478


No. 251479

File: 1667084201451.jpg (97.75 KB, 735x908, FgLVvjQUcAEVXji.jpg)

>>251177
Let me add another one to the pile nonny.

No. 251504

File: 1667096864045.jpg (27.6 KB, 564x564, 9bef3636716830ee3de43a45d4fb70…)

>>250397
archived.moe has archived them with the images too ♥

No. 251505

>>251504
He's so cute wtf

No. 251528

File: 1667103590100.jpg (6.73 KB, 210x240, Paul Dano.jpg)

>>251504
I mean this as a compliment, I really do.

No. 252507

File: 1667417088164.jpeg (545.95 KB, 2280x3072, 215F037B-30AD-43E0-B073-6775D8…)


No. 252548

File: 1667426514981.jpg (109.08 KB, 540x809, dano yellow.jpg)

New-ish pic

No. 252574

>>252548
He really looks like young donald trump, especially under orange tint, I'm sorry but I just can't unsee it. I think his acting would make a movie about that dumbass be actually enjoyable though. I would be so up to watch trump's tantrums, all that glorious dano screaming. His face might not be my thing but I really love when he cries.

No. 252579

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No. 252598

File: 1667439700290.jpg (151.95 KB, 700x525, trump 86.jpg)

>>252574
He'd have to lose weight, Trump at his age wasn't as chunky as Paul is now. Though yes, his Trump tantrums would be perfect.

Enjoy my brillant photo editing as proof.

No. 252679

>>252598
Truely both blessed and cursed.

No. 252717

>>252574
>>252598
ngl I'd go watch this movie in an instant although I couldn't give less fucks about ameritard politics.

No. 252931

File: 1667526857706.jpeg (66.6 KB, 370x640, F073EC0A-848A-49BF-BBF3-708D21…)

Babe.

No. 252936

>>252931
he looks like a pumpkin left for too long on someone's front porch

No. 253227

File: 1667615433755.jpeg (17.94 KB, 734x354, _ (1) (21).jpeg)

>>252936
He looks like the most beautiful moid on this planet.

No. 253666

File: 1667775726497.jpg (81.39 KB, 680x680, Fg6lTt4XkAEYQLr.jpg)

i hope all danofags are having a good night ♥

No. 253675

File: 1667778776241.jpg (306.9 KB, 1804x3072, tumblr_758bd26964380b90889da1b…)

I didn't care about this dude until I watched the new Batman movie, now I can't stop thinking about him kek

No. 253691

>>252936
He's my pumpkin and I'll keep him on the front porch until he turns to dust

No. 253842

>>252936
I’d still eat him though.

No. 253869

File: 1667845814099.png (328.12 KB, 640x708, 000876543456788654.png)

>>253675
I didn't care about him nor batman and now I'm so obsessed it's embarrassing. I saw anons posting him in the unconventional attractions thread and instantly knew what would happen if I watched the movie but watched it anyway 'cause I'm stupid.

No. 253994

File: 1667863955402.gif (7.22 MB, 540x360, dano smiling riddler.gif)

>>253869
No shame, it's incredible how unexpectedly(?) appealing that character is to women. I sometimes wonder if it was an accident but then, I have to assume big movie studios know what they're doing.

No. 254540

File: 1668208365206.jpg (67.28 KB, 828x858, photo.jpg)

He looks so cute here.

No. 254769

Anyone know why ourwarbird deleted her twitter and tumblr? She's the one who drew the Scriddler fanart. I'm glad I saved at least a chunk of it.

No. 254968

File: 1668393038061.jpg (424.45 KB, 639x823, arms.jpg)

>>253994
They had to know what they were doing. Robert Pattinson as the bat alone seems like a choice to bring in women, and Dano as Riddler to cater to the ones who don't automatically like a chiseled man, but rather a shy, nerdy type. Ugh his arms in this pic slay me.

No. 255355

File: 1668574160354.jpeg (118.36 KB, 1224x989, 5A0E9DC3-E2A0-47C6-A91C-DC7D94…)

Dad is a good look for him.

No. 255366

>>255355
he looks like someone photobashed a grandma waiting for her son to pick her up from the airport and a sweaty southern politician running for congress whose wife is definitely cheating on him and he knows it. God damn does he know it. But he has to keep it together because a young family has just recognized him in the bojangles eating his second chicken sandwich hunched over in a sticky booth and the mother is prodding her son to go up and talk to him.

No. 255418

File: 1668601633488.gif (7.74 MB, 538x719, fabelmans.gif)

>>255366
And it just makes me want him harder.

No. 255509

File: 1668624070786.jpg (44.31 KB, 540x516, dano fablemans.jpg)

>>255366
Cucked Dano is hot, thanks for your fanfic.

>>255418
Based and (daddy)Dano pilled.

No. 255789

File: 1668698670564.jpg (173.6 KB, 1280x1271, dano.jpg)

Nonnas, as much as I love this new daddy Dano, I can't help but wish he still looked like picrel.

No. 255831

>>255509
>cucked Dano is hot
yes, imagine being the wife. You get to bang a young good looking dude and your cuck dano husband while he absolutely knows about it but can do nothing

No. 255849

File: 1668721149948.gif (4.21 MB, 268x179, dano for ellen 3.gif)

>>255831
I want to be married to older, cuck Dano like >>255509 and cuck him with younger, hot Dano like gif related. I can fuck the hot, younger one and then come home and let the older cucked one clean me up. Best of both worlds.

No. 256168

>>248225
Slut wear.

No. 256183

File: 1668833757758.jpg (23.47 KB, 237x237, dano comic.jpg)

Has anyone read the comic?

No. 256379

>>256183
Not yet. Unavailable where I live and I haven’t been in the right state of mind to read it yet.

No. 256431

>>256183
I'm kinda wanting to read it but same as >>256379 I can't buy a copy. I've heard it's good and the art looks really interesting, too. I'll probably have to give in and order it from a neighbouring country, the shipping costs can't be too bad for a comic book.

No. 256500

File: 1668963222594.jpeg (57.92 KB, 750x952, 0A014F84-9568-440B-B643-9A2D50…)

Crush.

No. 256535


No. 256544

>>256535
Different anon but thank you nonny! Gonna read right now!

No. 256697

>>256535
Thank you so much nona! I thought someone would upload it eventually but didn't assume it'd happen so soon. Gonna read it now.

No. 256820

File: 1669072622299.jpg (184.28 KB, 1080x1161, Screenshot_20221122-001230_OkC…)

saw this on okcupid and my heart melted. please can someone confirm i'm not insane for thinking he looks like a young dano??? i just never seen this kinda smile on someone else

No. 256971

File: 1669094821138.jpeg (35.74 KB, 740x424, 26DFF35B-37F5-4ECB-94BA-97EC8B…)

What happened here?

No. 256974

every time this thread gets bumped I am more and more confused

No. 256985

>>256820
He has a very similar smile it's true, but that's about it imo. But hey, if you can squint hard enough and see Dano have fun with the guy.

>>256971
Pierre being drunk, I'm guessing?

No. 257134

File: 1669154732717.jpeg (466.86 KB, 1411x1928, 99FB912B-BE70-4A74-B9CE-BD7FD5…)


No. 257144

File: 1669159024068.jpeg (60.73 KB, 674x622, D4FB6052-947D-4E73-9979-65A3AD…)

The gold chain though

No. 257146

>>257144
is that his yearbook? he looks exactly the same

No. 257613

File: 1669317155099.png (3.73 MB, 1667x1121, F1BA4AD8-01FB-4846-9F06-FF2750…)

A friend and I were chatting about IMAX screens. Wish they’d do something like this.

No. 257756

>>257613
This is insanity.

No. 257776

Okay, I read the first issue of the comic, and I loved it. They made him surprisingly sympathetic in the beginning. The art style really suits the story and really helps to get a grasp of Ed's thinking, and I'm considering buying a physical copy eventually. Kek'd at the Rainman joke, his boss is a mega asshole.

This scene still mesmerizes me btw. Fucking great acting.

No. 257984

File: 1669426406723.jpeg (117.38 KB, 1080x1431, B754DCB5-A71A-48A8-8EF6-662E3A…)


No. 258191

File: 1669501231097.jpg (259.96 KB, 567x1039, 9F10FDF624C4A5C174B67A1A330737…)

I finally read the first issue of Dano's Riddler comic. I really liked the way he touches on his mental illness. I wonder if it'll show how his loneliness irl vs. his apparent popularity online eventually starts fucking with his head. He looks really cute in picrel also.

No. 258461

File: 1669569155127.jpeg (172.79 KB, 1353x1353, ADB075CC-201C-4F7F-B0B8-8B65B6…)

>>258191
I haven’t read it yet, is he still an autist?

No. 258531

File: 1669583729231.jpg (157.12 KB, 803x897, Untitled.jpg)

lol

No. 258638

>>258531
i thought this was trisha paytas for a sec lmfao

No. 258709

>>258531
you just had to assault my eyes with that thing twice it was already bad enough in the tif thread

No. 258766

>>258531
not again

No. 259206

File: 1669759813968.png (1.2 MB, 1128x698, 0025.png)


No. 259381

>>254769
samefag, someone said this in the fandom drama thread:
>My experience with Korean fan spaces was that they track all their posted art and photos through some software then instantly delete their whole internet life when their work get reposted without permission. Didn't matter if they were a popular BNF with years of well-received content–they would just disappear forever. This was years ago so I'm not sure if it's still like this
She's Korean so could it be the case that she found out people were reposting and deleted due to that? In which case what a shame, her art was fucking great and super cute.

No. 259584

File: 1669847152869.jpeg (181.98 KB, 1074x1052, 67603AAF-482B-43E5-8E50-43B44A…)


No. 259951

File: 1669960719047.jpeg (30.46 KB, 412x306, 52487749-F6A0-43B0-A601-2B5AD7…)

Paul Dano does not exist.

No. 259953

>>259584
Fucking ew

No. 259961

File: 1669964488741.jpeg (55.13 KB, 591x818, 7723176E-480A-44FB-A592-348993…)

Big supporter of this look.

No. 260056

File: 1670006964828.gif (5.73 MB, 268x387, paul dano event.gif)

>>259953
No need to bully a child like that.

>>259961
Was this roughly the War and Peace era? I like it too.

Also gif related is really making me think he could pull off a Donald Trump biopic.

No. 260362

File: 1670107525353.jpeg (64.35 KB, 531x895, CA78B4B2-D14C-46E4-8B7C-D81017…)


No. 262166

File: 1670596522336.gif (2.35 MB, 540x720, 6446809.gif)

>>260362
Burt is making me feral. I haven't seen the Fabelmans yet but I'm here for the dilf.

No. 262379

File: 1670631781194.jpeg (287.37 KB, 1080x1545, D7067C33-F81C-421A-A017-1EC43B…)

>>262166
2023, bring danosperging back.

No. 262433

File: 1670653495591.jpeg (117.13 KB, 750x1059, A019B85E-B5EC-406D-87CF-978497…)

Legs.

No. 262576

File: 1670697453918.png (82.67 KB, 217x264, 74D6B086-9798-42B4-8F36-8FCE0D…)


No. 263664

File: 1671069376379.jpeg (34.7 KB, 487x381, 90B72965-ECD5-4FB9-A887-4990EA…)

Daddy Dano is starting to grow on me

No. 263796


No. 263817

File: 1671134451665.jpeg (67.47 KB, 998x1080, 9A2856CA-5EFE-4E69-B02B-436AE6…)

whore

No. 263899

>>263796
He was barely phased! His pain tolerance must be high from all his masochistic activities.

No. 263911

>>263796
>>263899
for some reason the people who tolerate the spice the most seem to be the most genuine and grounded people on the show. i remember andrew callaghan (channel 5) going on and claiming he hates spicy food and doesn't handle it well, but he ate every bit of the wings and barely flinched. there's just some personality type that handles it so well.

No. 264027

File: 1671211336804.jpg (96.74 KB, 602x960, paul dano burt.jpg)

>>263899
I like your headcanon.

No. 264029

>>263911
Probably because a better-grounded person feels less desire to exaggerate a reaction and ham things up for an audience. I doubt they’re tasting it differently.

No. 264124

>>264027
Why is he so gorgeous in this pic?

No. 264138

File: 1671255479207.jpeg (27.76 KB, 480x342, 30242AB8-FD76-4634-B8F2-325D76…)

Little!

No. 264232

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No. 264234

>>264027
>>264232
At times I think he's walled and/or I've grown past my danofagging phase, but then you guys post pics like these.

No. 264419

Waaaaah… the brain rot is back.

No. 264537

File: 1671387680866.jpg (176.5 KB, 540x675, paul dano red jacket.jpg)

>>264234
Right? He just keeps drawing me back in.

No. 264630

File: 1671415892225.jpeg (86.68 KB, 1080x1070, ED54EE9D-00DF-4D57-B59D-1B62AE…)

Meme Manie.

No. 264901

File: 1671497904262.jpeg (94.65 KB, 1005x1106, DB2E4D1E-DAB9-4A00-9F7A-6747F5…)

sit on lap

No. 264960

Was sad to see that this wasn't dinofagging

No. 264965

File: 1671851208296.gif (198.94 KB, 540x500, burt.gif)

>>264960
sorry for disappointing you

No. 265851

File: 1672470746284.jpg (117.54 KB, 320x485, RIDDLER_YEARONE_Cv2_00211_DIGI…)

The second issue of Riddler: Year One came out a few days ago. Has anyone read it yet? I cant seem to find it online anywhere, what are your thoughts?

No. 265852

>>265851
Ahhh I didn't know it came out. The first one was surprisingly great for it being his debut in writing comics (as far as I know?)

No. 265859

>>265851
Oh no I need this, hopefully it'll appear on readcomiconline soon. I loved the first one, both the art and the writing. Will probably give in and buy the hardback volume once all issues are out.

No. 266006

File: 1672541448126.jpg (9.08 KB, 221x556, IMG_4614.jpg)

>>265859
It's there now!

No. 266787

File: 1672752807751.png (616.16 KB, 896x524, 666333222.PNG)

>>266006
I love it, poor Edward but also what a pathetic loser kek. If all capeshit was like this, I'd be a fan. What has he been applying for since he was 16 (iirc)? Some retarded startup funding thing?

No. 266831

File: 1672769662255.gif (3.3 MB, 540x360, paul dano sad jay.gif)

I really want to read this and I like buying comics at a nearby small business but I need to try to find the time to do it. He's been doing a good job with this imo.

No. 266842

I'm not a Danofag and never will be but I saw this and thought you anons might like this.

No. 266967

File: 1672861259115.png (1.9 MB, 1920x1080, dano.png)

hi nonnas, is anyone here into the sims 4? i made a dano/riddler sim and if anyone wants him id be willing to share :)

No. 267309

File: 1673027206330.jpg (382.79 KB, 1200x1110, FjULsoOUAAAQS8m.jpg)

someone sent this to me on discord, they know what's up

No. 267724

>>267309
very cute!

No. 270750

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Artist?!

No. 270813

>>266967
This is cute af

No. 271443

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>>266967
Nicely done Nonna!

No. 271524

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They're both so hot

No. 271525

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Nonnas, how can I come to terms with my Dano crush still lingering and not feel weird about it? I’m starting to feel a little self conscious.

No. 271679

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>>271525
You can always talk to your fellow danofags on lolcow, anon. Plenty of people have crushes on actors, there's nothing to be self conscious about.

>>271524
I found Okja really over the top and kind of annoying. That critter really annoyed the fuck out of me and made me empathize more with the villain because damn I'd want that hideous thing dead too. Dano was really cute as Jay in it though

No. 271700

>>267309
Only now realising I didn’t respond properly huh. Artist? It’s woobie but funny nonetheless.

No. 271761

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I adore the juxtaposition of his Riddler getup and how he looks without it.

No. 271762

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something about this pic

No. 271763

>>271762
I want to pat his tummy

No. 271872

>>271762
That’s the stuff.

No. 271992

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>>266842
Thank you for your support anon!

No. 272100

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finally

No. 272828

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This was a good look for him

No. 273289

Do I use that new AI audio generator to make audio of Dano saying questionable self-indulgent things? I wouldn't post it online, but it costs 5 bucks minimum to make a custom Dano voice and paying money for degeneracy seems like a barrier I should cross. HELP

No. 273298

>>273289
Do it and post on lolcow nona

No. 273539

File: 1675594158819.jpeg (143.62 KB, 1072x1072, 44139A59-4F9A-448A-AC99-0A09E1…)

>>273289
Wait this is a thing you can do? What are you waiting for nonny!



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