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No. 195122
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I'd like to think Celestia Ludenberg is a super high school level TERF and posts in the GC/troon threads.
No. 195484
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He's scanning for Jenna posts
No. 196059
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schizo-chan painwheel
No. 196083
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>>195484Jenna would be a cow for sure. Imagine if she found her thread, the selfposting would be outstanding, Vicky tier.
No. 198550
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George Lass would be a farmer AND she'd post at work.
No. 198624
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all of violet violence print copies of the SCUM manifesto that they leave around for the other idols to read. akira and riamu selfpost, and saki makes it onto the femboys thread occasionally where nonnies make fun of his padding.
No. 198631
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>>198624Agreed, Yuriko would use /m/ especially the fujo thread. Anzu would definitely spend half her days browsing, probably applied for jannie, I feel like Mika would selfpost in /w/ & Shiki occasionally browses
No. 202899
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classy a cinderella story
No. 207312
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she was so real for having a fear of men… wonder if she graduated to hating them
No. 207490
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I think the entire Kill Me Baby would definitely browse Lolcow without the others knowing anything about it.
Yasuna would be an obsessive lurker and /ot/ shitposter that ends up becoming a cow that constantly whiteknights herself, Sonya would mostly just complain about how bad moids are, Agiri would be a regular on the drug thread and read on as much cows as possible and the Unused Character would be a cow Agiri would create a thread for without her even knowing.
No. 207506
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She makes retarded posts on /ot/ at times but overall has based opinions
No. 207586
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she looks like young board-tan, once she becomes 18 likely to become a carreyfag and exclusively post in /g/
No. 207618
>>195122She also frequents /g/ for the femdom and husbando threads.
I choose to believe that she wasn't trolling when she said she did it for a harem of handsome butlers dressed as vampires.
No. 207672
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mugen is baiting and she keeps falling for it
No. 207676
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akutagawa would 100% be a cow
No. 207677
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She almost exclusively posted in manhate threads and sperged in /meta/ when they were removed from /ot./ She also probably alogged Onision
No. 207761
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in-board cow
No. 207777
>>207676I can imagine Higuchi posting him in the unconventional attraction thread/venting often in relationship advice
>>207506Mukai would absolutely post on the gossip boards, I mean, her main personality trait is hating an autistic scrote kek
No. 207868
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>>195086The thread pic is killing me. Fenneko would 100% be a farmer since she loves spying and stalking everyone on social media
No. 207869
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she would be a farmer and a cow
No. 207871
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Marceline would definitely be the anon posting in Princess Bubblegum's thread "As someone who knows her irl but I can't post proof because she'll know who I am, but just trust me"
No. 212102
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Most Batman villains are total cows but Harley Quinn is the only one I can see having a thread here. Queen of hybristophilia.
Depending on the version, I can see her becoming oddly rootable like Pixyteri but she usually finds a way to fuck it up and go back to Mistah J.
No. 212103
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both a cow and the one anon who single-handedly keeps the mary cow-ley thread alive. replies "hi carson" to every anon who says something vaguely positive about mary.
No. 216015
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Get the feeling she'd post about how unhinged how Bender is and talk shit about Brian
No. 216017
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It's canon that she likes to look at people she doesn't like online so I think she is prime farmer and wife material. She would probably complain about her coworker on /ot/ too
No. 216088
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>>212102I think Ivy would make a good anon.
Imo Punchline is ten times more cringe than Harley was so I can imagine her have an ongoing /snow thread.
No. 216102
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wei wuxian is (basically) already a cow in canon, he’d definitely have a thread where everyone would vendetta post (especially jiang cheng LMAO) and lan wangji would wk, get banned, then ban evade
No. 216159
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this fucker right here would definitely be a cow
No. 216224
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Dana is terminally online, I could see her lurking here then vendetta posting about people at work and her personal life
No. 217315
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Someone in the last thread mentioned her iirc but I like to think 2022 Emily from Skins would be one of us.
No. 217874
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Farmer? Cow? Probably both.
No. 219508
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I think we'd be able to peak picrel. I can imagine Cersei having her own thread too or maybe one for the Lannisters in general.
No. 219514
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A lot of AA villains would be entertaining cows (if not horrorcows)
Someone in another thread mentioned Kristoph and Dahlia specifically, though
No. 225191
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She would constantly go in the vent threads to bitch about her sister, to the point where she becomes some sort of Vendetta Chan, much like the anon who sperged about her weeb cokehead roommate. Then comes the infighting and trolling from other anons.
Isabela occasionally goes in the vent threads as well to complain about the pressure of being perfect, but she’s not that much of farmer to notice that Mirabel is constantly sperging about her in the same threads
Dolores would post often in the Retarded Crushes thread about Mariano
Also ignore the obvious cropping lol
No. 225286
>>225284where and how is this abomination of a character design normal? especially for a fucking disney charcter, fucking really
nonnie?? she looks like a goddamn gender haver she looks like she asks people their fucking pronouns out of "courtesy" she looks like she was designed by a white american fakboi whose so goddamn woke and inclusive that he/they/zir'd horse shoe theory'd he/they/zirself back into bigotry and created this fucking trash ass bullshit of a character design i cannot stop reeeeeeeing
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No. 225446
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Totoko for sure.
No. 225480
>>225280No I did. I was obviously going off the characterization of the first half of the movie.
Let’s see you do better,
nonnie No. 225500
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>>225480Who the fuck has such strong opinions about encanto…?
Back on topic of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, this background character would be in some boring /w/ thread because she does lolita and shoops.
No. 227067
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Movie about a zoomer who fakes being a victim in a tragedy on social media for attention. Definitely would be discussed on here.
No. 227190
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Beware, there is porn.
Also, she was posted here already? Tbh pretty much all of the characters in mean girls would be farmers
No. 227195
>>227193You really can't tell when something is sarcasm can you?
I'm legit sorry I'm sarcastic all the time.
No. 227197
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Farmer & cow ?
No. 234234
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I think Dot would be a farmer
No. 239149
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Grabbing this from the ftm thread, I don't know her name or what show this is but she's among us.
No. 239156
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>>227190>>228378Gretchen would have aaaaaalllll the milk and would always deliver that gossipy bitch. “But you didn’t hear it from me.” Probably would bitch about her friends in /ot/. She’s also probably be a recognizable anon who spergs about toaster streudel.
No. 239212
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>>239149kek what the hell is this? A training video for the HR department to show that "muh discrimination against trannies is bad!!1!" or some shit? Anyway, based gender critical queen, we stan.
No. 239745
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She would DEFINITELY be a farmer.
No. 239885
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Liliko would be a cow, some of the people who worked with her would come here to post about how she's a horrible person and straight up insane, but at least a couple of farmers would be fans and accuse them of being jealous, lying and call them schizos, there wouldn't be that much milk, the thread would fill up because of infighting, she'd at first be posted in the celebricows thread but farmers would get fed up with the derailing it caused, if we were lucky she'd post in her thread, but it'd be too unhinged to understand.
No. 272262
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Sage for necro.
Resident CP spammer and ardent tranny defender, probably responsible for this site becoming an FBI honeypot.
No. 284964
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Doppio/Diavolo running 2 twatter accounts with his two personalities talking to himself.
No. 284987
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Both farmer and cow imo
No. 295242
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he would lurk the belle thread
No. 295286
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she'd probably post about her brother in the personal cow thread
No. 295310
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the whole family would have a /snow/ thread with kendall being the star of it
No. 295333
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She would be a cow and there would be constant infighting on her thread of people who feel sorry for her vs people who think she’s a dumbass
No. 295368
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Her.she would be a cow and farmer simultaneously. Would sperg about men in 2x and then self post in w about herself. Nonnas would out her like they did creepshow and then she would be a of cow.
No. 295394
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either she would spend all her time in the celebricow thread complaining about barbie or she would have her own thread where she would self-post
No. 295396
>>295314so… azula banks?
>>295310they'd cause a lot of celebricow thread infighting between the kendall haters and kendall defenders
No. 295541
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Would be posting about Momo often, so much samefagging that eventually SHE'LL be posted as a cow.
No. 297952
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The meat infight reminded me of her.
No. 313086
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I'm convinced Luna Lovegood would be a farmer and she'd post in the tinfoil and paranormal threads
>Nonas all of my shoes mysteriously disappeared. Tinfoil but I suspect the nargles are behind it
No. 313354
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farmer for sure , she'd just lurk tho
No. 313356
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she would be one of those literally who cows with a shitty thread that gets closed for the obvious vendetta. then randomly pops up in the horrifying news stories thread a few weeks later
No. 313398
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Both of them would post
No. 315481
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Ai gives me a farmer-with-cow-behaviors vibe, she even shoplifts
No. 316018
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Grell from Black Butler would be a horrorcow.
No. 316019
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>>216102How is he a cow? There isn't anything particularly lol-worthy in his youth (he acts like a typical shounen protag - mischievous, but with a heart of gold, protects the weak), as an adult he just goes his own way (GGTOW - Gays Going Their Own Way) and doesn't beg for attention. People gossip about him because of the unconventional path he's chosen (it's not easy to go against the flow). WWX is a
victim of people dogpiling on him because of personal grudges and because he won't submit to power and just does his own thing.
No. 316175
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>>316021She would be a horrorcow? Why? I'm not up-to-date with the manga.
No. 321241
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cow boards frequenter, would get banned often for instigating dumbass infights
No. 321242
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(from the second game)
/snow/ fanatic, vendettafag, hates moids and trannies a lot
No. 321256
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Farmer? Cow? Both? You decide
No. 335133
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/cgl/'s strongest warrior. Makes the most insane threads on /snow/ and got banned for doxxing.
No. 339638
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Asa Mitaka is the most farmer character I know of. Read this comic and tell me this is not the average farmer in the costhots thread
No. 341880
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>>339638farmer that would be minor cow if she had a public profile
No. 341881
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Little My would be a farmer, she'd be shit talking in every cow thread and regularly cow-tip but get away with it. She'd also run a troon hate account on the side and post the troons she provokes using it in the mtf thread
No. 342465
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Regularly gets banned for blogposting about how much she hates Maki. Naturally, Maki is not a farmer because she has a life and aspirations.
No. 344164
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No. 344170
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>Wendy would be a farmer, though a less unhinged one
>Henrietta too
>Mr. Slave occasionally larps as a woman to post
>Mr. Garrison seethes in the tranny threads with 0 imageboard etiquette
>Cartman, Ike and Butters come in raids to spam gore
>Cartman, Kyle's mom, "Lorde", Heidi (post weightgain), Garrison and the vamp kids are cows (vamps are in snow, the rest in pt)
>additionally: Wendy would post yaoi, especially cringe shit like CraigxTweak and CartmanxKyle
>them discovering would prompt raids
No. 344173
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Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 would 100% without a doubt be a farmer.
No. 349100
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Maud would get posted in /snow/, have her thread locked for boring vendettaposting, then years later erupt as a horrorcow of epic proportions, likely spawning multiple imitator-calves.
No. 349110
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He would get banned for a-logging and vendetta posting about Ieyasu too much. Probably is also a minor cow himself.
No. 349113
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Kuroki from Watemote is the obvious one but I think pic related fits more. She only got a small scene in the anime so a lot of people don't know about her.
No. 349133
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Another huge TERF for the /mtf thread. Also posts in the man-hating AND husbando threads.
No. 349138
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The main character from The Piano Teacher
No. 349147
>>349145>get banned repeatedly for reeing at kawoshin shippers and replying 'Hi kaworu' to them.KEK
>might also be obsessed with camwhore cows like shay and belle delphine.Would also lowkey brag about being hotter and thinner than they are and post every screencap from their porn clips to nitpick her face and vagina. Is possibly the schizo who edits Belle's selfies to be uglier and posts them as the authentic ones.
No. 349154
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An actual oldfag, has been around since the inception of Lolcow and is originally a /cgl/ refugee who has been around since the early 00's and remembers every piece of old cosplay/egl drama with a huge ancient folder filled with screencaps and receipts on standby, could possibly ruin a few e-celebs' lives with them. Writes literally every snarky reply snapping at newfag zoomers on this site and gets into fights with scrotes because over the years she's developed a sixth sense for sussing them out, gets called based and probably gets posted in the lolcow screenshot thread a lot. Is still lowkey paranoid about being doxxed and mostly visits Lolcow for drama and /m/ but once a year after a few glasses of wine vents in /ot/ about her retarded autistic NEET girlfriend she's stuck with.
No. 349247
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>>349133Asuka was a massive pickme with Kaji. If we're going with Eva characters I think Ritsuko or Maya works better.
No. 349266
>>349247>>349145That's why I said she'd post in the hater threads AND the husbando threads; the hypocrisy was intentional.
Or are we acting like plenty of the women in the misandry threads don't go back to simping for their Nigels right after posting lol?
No. 357252
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Everything about her screams farmer (and terf ofc, she's already very strict on even more trivial things) but i'm too stupid to explain why and probably no one has any idea of who she is but i've always loved her
No. 357308
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>>357252NONNA! Kira Kira pop princess was my shit and she absolutely would be a farmer. I also believe that Jennifer would be a cow because she's an annoying weeb
No. 357319
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given the amount of troons that latch onto her, i especially like thinking of her as a terf who frequents /snow/ to mock tim cows that pop up. if there was a high-fantasy-equivalent on lc, i know she'd be anonposting about her big gay crush on falin & getting into magic-related discourse kek
No. 357337
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>>357308Omg, i'm so happy to see other Kira Kira nonas… kek, Jennifer and Karen are so autistic, i can see them having their own threads.
>>357310True! Most of other characters could fit pretty well, i can see Elvira sperging almost in every thread but also vent or talk about her personal cow (Gaby), i think Tammy would browse it a lot too.
No. 357341
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>>357337Elvira would 100% constantly get in shit for sperging and a-logging
No. 359947
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They would be both horrorcows and farmers. Ashley's posts would be obvious pickme shit and alogging while somehow also manhating and she'd fail to integrate. Andrew would integrate well at first but have his post history revealed to be very degenerate and whiteknighting both himself and Ashley. Both would hate troons. I see them posting in the Shay thread.
No. 359989
>>349133>>349266I honestly see Asuka being that very particular kind of radfem
terf farmer who screeches at anons for having a boyfriend and rants about how "faggots are worse than straight men" because she's malding over Kaworu but then falls back to the husbando thread to write unhinged borderline ddlg fanfiction about Kaji.
No. 360204
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The Joshimatsus would too but Totoko would be the most insane one larping as a hot, successful Stacy while chimping out at anyone who calls her a liar and infighting at the drop of a hat. She would be banned constantly due to nitpicking and vendetta posting, as well as calling anyone who disagrees with her a jealous hag and then makes vent posts about how she can't relate to other women her age and how she is jealous that they are all getting married and having babies while she is still living with her parents.
No. 360213
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>>360204Samefag but:
Osoko
>constantly venting about hating working and retarded guys, always on the verge of quitting due to overwhelming urge to be a lazy piece of shit>accidentally starts infights from asking retarded questions due to not reading properly or not understanding nuance>makes weird but wholesome posts while drunk>posts about food or whatever crazy thing happened to her that dayKarako
>casually mentions going running 10 miles every day>wants to hate men but is too horny to stop sleeping with them, brag posts about bagging hot younger guys but dumping them because they're too immature or annoying>makes replies with extremely out of touch advice that doesn't apply to 99% of people>unintentionally makes extremely funny posts due to sheer absurdity, has an insane rant that got turned into a copypastaChoroko
>got banned multiple times for posting yaoi in unrelated threads>long heartfelt autistic analysis posts gushing about BLVNs, ship dynamics, scene interpretations, which characters seem like real and honest homos, etc>posts about merch, itabags, doujins, actor husbandos, and extremely weird kinks that only terminally online people know about>got into infights about yaoi and problematic media, was called a degenerate and didn't careIchiko
>excessive doomerposting and writing multiple paragraph long rants about how the world is shit and how she just wants to live with cats>vents about being miserable/unlikable but doing nothing about it>posts about how her ideal man is nonexistent irl and only exists in fiction or fantasies and how all real men are ugly or obnoxious>probably makes posts about femdom, submissive men, and fantasizing about beating up or torturing moidsJyushiko
>does not know what an IB is>makes unhinged and tmi pickme posts on normie social media that get screenshotted and reposted>weird posts probably got used as a reaction pic>finds a thread on accident and quickly gets banned for not sage-ing or integratingTodoko
>uses /g/ frequently>talks about how she hates men when they mistreat her but still pretends to be innocent and lies to get things from them due to low self esteem and boredom>banned for getting into infights about useless shit like the technicality of word definitions or blogging in cow threads>condemns yumefujo degeneracy but secretly has some weird ass fetish/fantasy like ddlg or being kidnappedBonus:
Nyaa-chan
>goes from smug wholesome nigel spam to depressing posts about how her shit husband left her>vents about hating interacting with disgusting creepy men for work, used to make vents complaining about Totoko>posts about mundane events in her life>half of her posts are related to her baby No. 360216
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She'd reign supreme in the retarded husbando and cosplay threads. Could also see her brother lurking occassionally. Vagues about her brother and crush on Raiden.
No. 387181
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if this hasnt been said already, they're totally farmers
No. 387190
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She would definitely be a /2X/ poster
No. 387227
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>never brings milk>makes a lot of non-contribution posts, spergs about obvious things>tries too hard to come up with elaborate insults towards cows to impress farmers >anons start recognizing her writing style and she becomes an in-board cow>husbandofag, posts on /m/ a lot>>341881KEK
No. 388920
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She'd misgender trannies, hatefollow and harass e-thots, and dox anyone who got on her nerves. She'd find and archive all the milk on cows.
No. 388955
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Only goes on here to sperg about how gross trannies and gay moids are, doesn’t know what a sage is, easily recognizable typing style, gets baited easily and responds each time, fills out the name field with her actual name
No. 414411
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She would have 100+ threads let’s be honest
No. 414413
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>>344170Definitely Henrietta. I love the bit in FBW where she calls Cartman a furry, she'd definitely make a thread about him. She'd also be one of those people who sperg out in the Altcow thread about how if someone listens to one musician in the wrong genre they're a poser.
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>>344170>>414413Mr. Slave would only go on celebricows thread too. Henrietta would be saying nastyyyy shit about cows, she's the most farmer-esque character in the show IMO.
No. 416307
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I can name the type of farmers they are too
Nicole:
>cowtips for fun even though you're not supposed to
>confesses her abuse towards men but no one cares because it's towards men
>verbally abuses the weaker and more sensitive nonna
Jecka:
>Most active in milk boards and celebricows
>Sometimes hangs out in /g/ for beauty stuff
Megan:
>Handmaiden that doesn't realize she's being a handmaiden
>Constantly defends shitty moids, still thinks she's a cool farmer
>Has a vendetta thread (100% made by Nicole)
Ari:
>lives in the vent thread, gets regularly bullied by anons like Nicole
>uses the female fantasies thread to talk about how much she wants a terrible woman to ruin her life, but goes back to vent thread and cries when it actually happens
Emily:
>used to just be a farmer, but started personalityfagging so much that she turned into a cow
>doesn't even care that she's a cow, continues to fuck up her life and act like a psycho
>doesn't even defend herself in her own thread, just shit talks the other characters mentioned
Kelly:
>goes on multi paragraph tangents in /g/ about her sexual fantasies until she gets post nut clarity and hides in the vent thread
>has read every celebricows thread with jecka
>used to try and be trad to get into heaven, has since abandoned it
No. 418937
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She would be a farmer who is funny and ruthless
No. 420260
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Soraya Montenegro
>get lots of threads
>anons try to diagnose her with anything under the sun, lots of bans for armchairing
>the most acceptable diagnosis is bpd
>find her threads and whiteknight herself
>accidentally confesses a crime while throwing a tantrum to get the thread deleted
>gets mocked
>banned after it stops being fun
>comes back to make shit thread after shit thread for Alicia and Maria with the intent of making her threads disappear from the first pages
>also bumps random threads while at it
>gets so annoying with the flood she gets her post history revealed
>is a personality fag
>baiting across the boards
>most posts in unpopular opinions
>walls of texts on how disabled people should be killed, on how the poor deserve to suffer and things like that
>always get lots of responses despite obvious baiting
>also posts a lot on /g/ lying about her perfect relationship with her Nigel
>gives bad advice in the relationship advice thread or just outright insults anons
>gives bad advice in the mom thread and talks about things she doesn't know anything about
>banned for the 999 time
>threatens to take it to the police
>boasts how she's got a lawyer who will prosecute admin and close the site
>doesn't work, gets mocked again
>threatens to kill the admin
>find the address of some stupid farmhand somehow
>terrorize said farmhand by liveposting about it on lolcow with pictures of her residence
>provides great milk while at it
Rubí
>starts as a shit thread
>nothing much going on, op gets accused of vendetta
>mostly nitpicking and namecalling
>lots of scams
>lots of stories of cheating by anons who supposedly know her
>milk eventually drops and won't stop
>lurks on her thread
>indirectly talks to the farmers with the captions of her pics
>always some lame shit like "aren't you sad you are not me?" or "living the best life"
>gets her thread locked after her death
Paola Bracho
>slow thread
>slow milk, mostly rumors
>anons whiteknight her saying she is a good person and not milky
>anons that claim to know her tell a different story
>lots of redtext for infighting and whiteknighting
>strangely enough most whiteknights are not Paola herself
>but she is one of them, the one always talking about how annoying her kid is and who insults every woman in her family
>receipts finally drop
>pays someone to doxx the admin and farmhands
>doesn't work
>threatens to kill herself because of the thread
>appears on tv talking about her haters on lolcow causing an influx of newfags
No. 420300
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they are ones posting deranged lescel fantasies on /g/ and starting infights on /ot/
No. 426871
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She'd start a billion infights in unpopular opinions, be a regular in the MTF thread (with milk) and one of the 2 people to regularly use /pt/.
No. 431343
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Veltol would be a streamer cow.
No. 431348
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All of them except Chidi would have had cow threads before they died and went to the Good Place. Eleanor knows about hers and drunkenly fights with anons in it whenever she's not oversharing in the vent and sexual fantasies threads. Her parents would be /snow/ cows too. Jason stumbles on his thread after googling himself, but he's such a dumbass that he mistakes it for a fanclub. Tahani occasionally visits to vendettapost about her sister and parents (and humblebrag) but is otherwise one of those turbo-normies who is frightened by imageboards and "stalkers."
No. 431352
>>418937She would absolutely
terrorise the britbong thread.
No. 432698
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she'd be one of the most active and brutal posters in /ot/'s ugly man psyop thread just to get memed on for posting her ugly ass nigel later
No. 433218
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>>432703panty would post the most heinous things in the TMI thread
stocking would make a thread on panty on /snow/ but she'd get busted for including details only she could know (like panty's eating habits or messy room)
No. 435365
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I think she counts since most historians don't think she was a real person
>decided she was too smart to marry any moid
>dreams about getting married to jesus christ
she would've loved the husbando & yume threads
No. 441156
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She’d vent about her life here and ghost people she talked to on the friendfinder thread once she got with him
No. 441222
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she'd be on top of making the celebricows threads, and would go to vent threads to laugh at nonnies with shitty bfs in between helping nonnas in the advice and fashion threads, her one flaw would be taking the scrotebait everytime.
No. 442005
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>Ryota Mitarai
I think either junko or juzo would post his photo in the TIF thread with no context, crop his shoulders out, and laugh with glee at the influx of replies calling him miserable and ugly
No. 442008
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I can't explain it, I just know she'd be a farmer
No. 442018
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>every thread she'd make would be some kind of vendetta
>would derail threads with kys alogging
>would use multiple vpns to sockpuppet
>would both make a thread on relena and post her in the women you're ashamed to say you'd fuck thread
No. 442020
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I can see her being a farmer and maybe a cow too
No. 442085
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100% a celebricows poster.
No. 442092
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You just know she’d make a thread on my melo and would pretend that Hiiragi was her nigel.
No. 442095
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>>442008Leblanc would troll her if she posted. Also Leblanc would be a lolcow and farmer
No. 443389
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Maybe both a cow and a farmer?? Some of these are just headcanons though.
>Serial killer (known as the Phantom in a Raincoat though I think no one in the human world knows her true identity besides the ghosts/monsters in the other world).
>Unknown reasons to why she became who she is. Maybe due to mental disorders, past trauma, etc. Would also stay or go back to the ghost/monster world implying that she doesn't fit in human society or that it is terrible for her. She's most likely an outcast.
>Probably a moid killer since I don't remember her killing any female characters. Definitely a TERF.
>Going off with the moid killing, I think she had some bad experiences and relationships with them or that they're just god-awful in general. Since she wore a Japanese school uniform (pleated skirt and loafers) and calls herself cute, perhaps it is to lure weird men and kill them off. On a happier note, she ends up having a cute ghost/monster bf and made some ghost/monster friends.
>Might be intrested in the supernatural/paranormal and maybe true crime.
>Avoids red flags but hangs around with them and is a red flag herself.
>Powerful dominant gigastacy with a harem of ghost/monster men.
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No. 445034
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She'd lurk here
No. 445851
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Farmer AND horror-cow and makes Sebastian WK him in his thread
No. 445853
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>>445851Alois would be SUCH an annoying vendettakun who would constantly get banned for alogging kek
No. 445854
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Cows for sure, and assuming they could bypass the magical "no moids allowed" barrier, they would also be raging vendettafags.
No. 445858
>>445857Aaaaand also for bitching about literal children like Harry and his friends,
and for the wizard equivalent of racebait. Draco would try to make a thread about Hermione or Luna to fuck with them, but he wouldn't post any milk and would quickly just start sperging about Harry. Both of them would quickly get banned for failing to integrate.
No. 445860
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>>445854Also, picrel would cause a huge amount of infights in the news and tinfoil threads.
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>>445851>>445853realistically they would both never exist in life, they would be two grown women pretending to be little boys, either having sex with each other or dating ugly moid's who put up with the yaoi larping to get sex
No. 448630
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ive been rewatching degrassi [kek] and Clare would be both a farmer and a cow. I know shes friends with that troon Adam but her asking "So you like women? You're a lesbian?" felt so pointedly terfy lol she would probably make so many posts about how much of a cow her friend is [alli] and about her beloved nigel [eli]
No. 448636
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He would be banned for ban evasion and stalking his own thread.
No. 448659
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>>448630Kek. She totally would.
I think Emma Nelson would also be here, she'd post mostly in /ot/, she'd be that anon who thinks we're "just as bad as men" because we aren't nice to each other all the time and call this place
toxic and then go talk about her personal cows (Manny mostly) and her current nigel and be banned a few times for being a vain bitch
No. 448669
>>448664>>448659She would be in the unpopular opinion thread defending pro-life stances kek she would also be reeeeing about seed oils
idk if anyone watched the later degrassi seasons or the netflix continuation but Zoe would 100% be a cow. I can already picture the comments in her threads
>child pornography sex ring>pick me>"self harm" is just cat scratches>fake lesbian>shes spoiled her mom probably isn't even that bad guys>shes a BPDchan No. 455295
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she would be a lesbian terf
No. 459322
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Ahiru's friends (especially Lilie / the blonde one) and Rue from Princess Tutu
No. 468797
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>>198624I legit can't tell if I posted this 2 years ago or somebody else, we have the same taste.
No. 478960
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I saw the Asa headcanons but I have to add Kobeni. My personal LC hcs:
> Actively making her anxiety worse but too far in to stop
> Vent thread regular but everything is nonsensical because she’s trying so hard to not reveal any identifying information
> Lurks cow threads, only tends to post in g and ot
> On this site half because it makes her feel better about her own shit wagecuck existence and half because she can’t pursue other hobbies due to time and exhaustion
> Didn’t start out as a radfem but slowly becoming more jaded as she wonders why her brother gets sent to college and not her
> Has other social media but doesn’t post. Anons are the only ones hearing her true thoughts
No. 480311
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A lot of One Piece characters could be cows. I feel like Perona would be a farmer, but she'd be a personalityfag who constantly posts about being rich and her devil fruit in infights, outing her identity. Alternatively, I could see her being a prolific /w/ and /snow/ poster and one of the biggest contributers to Venus' thread.
No. 480325
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Schizocow and schizofarmer, occasionally her takes are right
No. 481615
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Every single character in this show would be a ban evader and absolutely insufferable vendettafag. Yes that does include the moids.
No. 481618
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>>481615Samefag, these four would be the worst BY FAR, they would
constantly accuse anons of being each other and go on multi-post spergouts. They'd also break the "don't post minors" rule to talk shit about each other's (and their own) kids. Su-Ryeon would probably be more graceful and integrated than the rest but she'd still get banned for vendetta antics.
No. 481622
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>>480325Lolcow in the Utena universe would go absolutely insane. I could see Anthy being a lurker too.
No. 481649
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might be controversial
No. 482779
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>>481649Oh my god!! I was just going to post Marnie itt. Marnie would act so above it, too. She'd 100% ragesperg in the vent thread about Jessa and Hannah when they would get too close and not see her point of view. She'd also probably post in the advice thread on /g/ and I can see her posting about Jessa in the personal cows thread on /snow/ too kek.