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No. 195086

Post characters that would post on lolcow.farm OR be posted about on lolcow.farm.

Last: >>>/m/145787

No. 195122

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I'd like to think Celestia Ludenberg is a super high school level TERF and posts in the GC/troon threads.

No. 195484

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He's scanning for Jenna posts

No. 196059

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schizo-chan painwheel

No. 196067

As a farmer? Yes. As a cow? Fuck you.

No. 196083

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Jenna would be a cow for sure. Imagine if she found her thread, the selfposting would be outstanding, Vicky tier.

No. 198550

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George Lass would be a farmer AND she'd post at work.

No. 198624

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all of violet violence print copies of the SCUM manifesto that they leave around for the other idols to read. akira and riamu selfpost, and saki makes it onto the femboys thread occasionally where nonnies make fun of his padding.

No. 198631

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Agreed, Yuriko would use /m/ especially the fujo thread. Anzu would definitely spend half her days browsing, probably applied for jannie, I feel like Mika would selfpost in /w/ & Shiki occasionally browses

No. 198634

LiPPS containment thread for them to all shitpost about each other

No. 202899

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classy a cinderella story

No. 207312

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she was so real for having a fear of men… wonder if she graduated to hating them

No. 207364

I played FeMC route so I never met her but I've met a lot of people who really like her. Is she that good?

No. 207490

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I think the entire Kill Me Baby would definitely browse Lolcow without the others knowing anything about it.

Yasuna would be an obsessive lurker and /ot/ shitposter that ends up becoming a cow that constantly whiteknights herself, Sonya would mostly just complain about how bad moids are, Agiri would be a regular on the drug thread and read on as much cows as possible and the Unused Character would be a cow Agiri would create a thread for without her even knowing.

No. 207506

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She makes retarded posts on /ot/ at times but overall has based opinions

No. 207581

Unrelated but why is she called Unused Character?

No. 207586

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she looks like young board-tan, once she becomes 18 likely to become a carreyfag and exclusively post in /g/

No. 207618

She also frequents /g/ for the femdom and husbando threads.
I choose to believe that she wasn't trolling when she said she did it for a harem of handsome butlers dressed as vampires.

No. 207636

This bitch looks EXACTLY like a carreyfag you’re so right

No. 207656

between this and Faye being carreyfag I don't know how to feel

No. 207672

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mugen is baiting and she keeps falling for it

No. 207676

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akutagawa would 100% be a cow

No. 207677

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She almost exclusively posted in manhate threads and sperged in /meta/ when they were removed from /ot./ She also probably alogged Onision

No. 207689

She was the best character in Eden of the east. Love her

No. 207761

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in-board cow

No. 207777


I can imagine Higuchi posting him in the unconventional attraction thread/venting often in relationship advice


Mukai would absolutely post on the gossip boards, I mean, her main personality trait is hating an autistic scrote kek

No. 207868

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The thread pic is killing me. Fenneko would 100% be a farmer since she loves spying and stalking everyone on social media

No. 207869

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she would be a farmer and a cow

No. 207871

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Marceline would definitely be the anon posting in Princess Bubblegum's thread "As someone who knows her irl but I can't post proof because she'll know who I am, but just trust me"

No. 212102

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Most Batman villains are total cows but Harley Quinn is the only one I can see having a thread here. Queen of hybristophilia.

Depending on the version, I can see her becoming oddly rootable like Pixyteri but she usually finds a way to fuck it up and go back to Mistah J.

No. 212103

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both a cow and the one anon who single-handedly keeps the mary cow-ley thread alive. replies "hi carson" to every anon who says something vaguely positive about mary.

No. 216015

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Get the feeling she'd post about how unhinged how Bender is and talk shit about Brian

No. 216017

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It's canon that she likes to look at people she doesn't like online so I think she is prime farmer and wife material. She would probably complain about her coworker on /ot/ too

No. 216088

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I think Ivy would make a good anon.
Imo Punchline is ten times more cringe than Harley was so I can imagine her have an ongoing /snow thread.

No. 216102

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wei wuxian is (basically) already a cow in canon, he’d definitely have a thread where everyone would vendetta post (especially jiang cheng LMAO) and lan wangji would wk, get banned, then ban evade

No. 216122

Punchline would single handedly keep a Harley Quinn thread active through pure spite.

No. 216147

>wwx finds his thread
>spams gay porn

No. 216149

KEK yes

No. 216151

why can I see this??

No. 216159

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this fucker right here would definitely be a cow

No. 216224

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Dana is terminally online, I could see her lurking here then vendetta posting about people at work and her personal life

No. 217315

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Someone in the last thread mentioned her iirc but I like to think 2022 Emily from Skins would be one of us.

No. 217319

she would shit on cosplayers/Lolita threads on /w/

No. 217874

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Farmer? Cow? Probably both.

No. 218167

I fucking hate BPDchans, watching him was exhausting

No. 219508

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I think we'd be able to peak picrel. I can imagine Cersei having her own thread too or maybe one for the Lannisters in general.

No. 219514

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A lot of AA villains would be entertaining cows (if not horrorcows)
Someone in another thread mentioned Kristoph and Dahlia specifically, though

No. 219594

Klavier and Daryan would be posted all the time in the celebricow thread. Anons would speculate that Klavier committed the murder on 4-3 just to be an attention whore and sell more albums just like Ema explained in the trial kek. Ema would complain all the time about her job in the employment thread too.

No. 219731

Off topic but damn that pic brought back memories. Kristoph x Dahlia was the ultimate crack OTP

No. 225191

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She would constantly go in the vent threads to bitch about her sister, to the point where she becomes some sort of Vendetta Chan, much like the anon who sperged about her weeb cokehead roommate. Then comes the infighting and trolling from other anons.

Isabela occasionally goes in the vent threads as well to complain about the pressure of being perfect, but she’s not that much of farmer to notice that Mirabel is constantly sperging about her in the same threads

Dolores would post often in the Retarded Crushes thread about Mariano

Also ignore the obvious cropping lol

No. 225274

off-topic, but she is SO goddamn ugly it makes me reeeeeeee!!! what the fuck happened to disney to make character design so fucking ugly AND make it the fucking protagonist too???

No. 225280

Never saw a character reading ao bad as this one before. It's like you watched 5 minutes of the movie and turned it off.

No. 225284

What's with the obsession people have with fictional characters - especially in a kid movie - to be attractive? She is not even ugly, just normal.

No. 225286

where and how is this abomination of a character design normal? especially for a fucking disney charcter, fucking really nonnie?? she looks like a goddamn gender haver she looks like she asks people their fucking pronouns out of "courtesy" she looks like she was designed by a white american fakboi whose so goddamn woke and inclusive that he/they/zir'd horse shoe theory'd he/they/zirself back into bigotry and created this fucking trash ass bullshit of a character design i cannot stop reeeeeeeing

No. 225292

She looks adorable. Don’t know what you problem is anon.

No. 225294

nta but her character looks fine, you sound unhinged.

No. 225310

holy shit go touch grass anon you sound fucking unhinged.

No. 225315

Man you are absolutely seething, so aggressively moid like.

No. 225318

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No. 225319

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No. 225412

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Canon as fuck.

No. 225446

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Totoko for sure.

No. 225470

Todomatsu would be her "gay" friend moid who totally passes on lolcow sorry, i know she wouldn't tell moids about farms

No. 225480

No I did. I was obviously going off the characterization of the first half of the movie.

Let’s see you do better, nonnie

No. 225500

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Who the fuck has such strong opinions about encanto…?
Back on topic of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, this background character would be in some boring /w/ thread because she does lolita and shoops.

No. 225501

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No. 225516

I don’t? I was just responding to a post saying my characterization sucked. I swear some anons are so damn autistic.

No. 225609

NTA but the only major difference from other CGI/modern Disney characters is her nose and eyebrow size, otherwise it's not much. Idk her character model looks pretty similar to the ones that Elsa, Anna, Rapunzel, etc have.

No. 227067

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Movie about a zoomer who fakes being a victim in a tragedy on social media for attention. Definitely would be discussed on here.

No. 227100

I saw the trailer of it and got annoyed by the main character, so the actress is doing a good job.

No. 227190

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Beware, there is porn.
Also, she was posted here already? Tbh pretty much all of the characters in mean girls would be farmers

No. 227193

No, retard. I'm bumping some random threads so i don't have to see fucking porn in the front page.

No. 227195

You really can't tell when something is sarcasm can you?
I'm legit sorry I'm sarcastic all the time.

No. 227197

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Farmer & cow ?

No. 228378

Janis and Regina would be two of the anons constantly bickering in the lesbian /g/ threads

No. 234234

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I think Dot would be a farmer

No. 234262

A nitpicking farmer that's banned for infighting

No. 239149

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Grabbing this from the ftm thread, I don't know her name or what show this is but she's among us.

No. 239156

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Gretchen would have aaaaaalllll the milk and would always deliver that gossipy bitch. “But you didn’t hear it from me.” Probably would bitch about her friends in /ot/. She’s also probably be a recognizable anon who spergs about toaster streudel.

No. 239212

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kek what the hell is this? A training video for the HR department to show that "muh discrimination against trannies is bad!!1!" or some shit? Anyway, based gender critical queen, we stan.

No. 239242

Are normies really like this? It's so condescending how their first reaction is shock, like how dare someone disagree with my superior opinion. Meanwhile the other girl just laughs when they disagree and moves on, which is the normal thing to do.

No. 239254

No, normies think trannies are mentally ill faggots or just poor little twinks who just want to be accepted for who they are, but they'd never act like this. If someone irl started being passive aggressive at you about trans shit because "transwomen are women" ask them if they'd fuck a tranny and see them cringe and awkwardly say no or lie, speaking from personal experience.

No. 239255

Fuck, I meant to reply to >>239242

No. 239745

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She would DEFINITELY be a farmer.

No. 239885

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Liliko would be a cow, some of the people who worked with her would come here to post about how she's a horrible person and straight up insane, but at least a couple of farmers would be fans and accuse them of being jealous, lying and call them schizos, there wouldn't be that much milk, the thread would fill up because of infighting, she'd at first be posted in the celebricows thread but farmers would get fed up with the derailing it caused, if we were lucky she'd post in her thread, but it'd be too unhinged to understand.

No. 272262

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Sage for necro.

Resident CP spammer and ardent tranny defender, probably responsible for this site becoming an FBI honeypot.

No. 284964

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Doppio/Diavolo running 2 twatter accounts with his two personalities talking to himself.

No. 284967

one-million-percent agree nonnie

No. 284987

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Both farmer and cow imo

No. 285414

would have cow threads but gets literally who'd

No. 295242

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he would lurk the belle thread

No. 295286

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she'd probably post about her brother in the personal cow thread

No. 295310

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the whole family would have a /snow/ thread with kendall being the star of it

No. 295314

She would be the Azealea Banks of Avatar Lolcow. Batshit crazy but also often based? In the most unhinged way possible, of course.

No. 295333

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She would be a cow and there would be constant infighting on her thread of people who feel sorry for her vs people who think she’s a dumbass

No. 295368

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Her.she would be a cow and farmer simultaneously. Would sperg about men in 2x and then self post in w about herself. Nonnas would out her like they did creepshow and then she would be a of cow.

No. 295394

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either she would spend all her time in the celebricow thread complaining about barbie or she would have her own thread where she would self-post

No. 295396

so… azula banks?
they'd cause a lot of celebricow thread infighting between the kendall haters and kendall defenders

No. 295477

Her thread would be a mess too because anons will start sperging about Trapnest and Black Stone without even mentioning Hachi at all and they wouldn't sage their posts because they would think they're on-topic. I feel like Reira could also get a thread all by herself too, but only if her affairs with Takumi and with Shin ever become public. She'd be branded as an unhinged pedo.

No. 295483

ot but i wish a game like this game existed where the girl was a guy. i want to torture a cute boy pls

No. 295541

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Would be posting about Momo often, so much samefagging that eventually SHE'LL be posted as a cow.

No. 295962

anons would speculate about whether or not shiv was a cryptoterf even though she'd probably have she/her pronouns in her bio

No. 297952

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The meat infight reminded me of her.

No. 313086

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I'm convinced Luna Lovegood would be a farmer and she'd post in the tinfoil and paranormal threads

>Nonas all of my shoes mysteriously disappeared. Tinfoil but I suspect the nargles are behind it

No. 313135

she was so cool but also just annoying enough to be relatable

No. 313354

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farmer for sure , she'd just lurk tho

No. 313356

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she would be one of those literally who cows with a shitty thread that gets closed for the obvious vendetta. then randomly pops up in the horrifying news stories thread a few weeks later

No. 313387

i hate that ur right

No. 313398

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Both of them would post

No. 315481

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Ai gives me a farmer-with-cow-behaviors vibe, she even shoplifts

No. 316018

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Grell from Black Butler would be a horrorcow.

No. 316019

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How is he a cow? There isn't anything particularly lol-worthy in his youth (he acts like a typical shounen protag - mischievous, but with a heart of gold, protects the weak), as an adult he just goes his own way (GGTOW - Gays Going Their Own Way) and doesn't beg for attention. People gossip about him because of the unconventional path he's chosen (it's not easy to go against the flow). WWX is a victim of people dogpiling on him because of personal grudges and because he won't submit to power and just does his own thing.

No. 316021

Mey-Rin too

No. 316175

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She would be a horrorcow? Why? I'm not up-to-date with the manga.

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No. 316222

uhh nona, i’m pretty sure meyrin is a girl. she looked kind of androgynous when she was a kid, but she’s explicitly a girl

No. 321241

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cow boards frequenter, would get banned often for instigating dumbass infights

No. 321242

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(from the second game)
/snow/ fanatic, vendettafag, hates moids and trannies a lot

No. 321256

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Farmer? Cow? Both? You decide

No. 335133

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/cgl/'s strongest warrior. Makes the most insane threads on /snow/ and got banned for doxxing.

No. 335138


No. 339638

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Asa Mitaka is the most farmer character I know of. Read this comic and tell me this is not the average farmer in the costhots thread

No. 341880

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farmer that would be minor cow if she had a public profile

No. 341881

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Little My would be a farmer, she'd be shit talking in every cow thread and regularly cow-tip but get away with it. She'd also run a troon hate account on the side and post the troons she provokes using it in the mtf thread

No. 342000

God, I wish Asa was the protagonist of this manga instead of that fucking coomer

No. 342222

she would 100% be a personalityfag

No. 342465

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Regularly gets banned for blogposting about how much she hates Maki. Naturally, Maki is not a farmer because she has a life and aspirations.

No. 344164

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No. 344166

samefag specifying: both farmers

No. 344170

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>Wendy would be a farmer, though a less unhinged one
>Henrietta too
>Mr. Slave occasionally larps as a woman to post
>Mr. Garrison seethes in the tranny threads with 0 imageboard etiquette
>Cartman, Ike and Butters come in raids to spam gore
>Cartman, Kyle's mom, "Lorde", Heidi (post weightgain), Garrison and the vamp kids are cows (vamps are in snow, the rest in pt)
>additionally: Wendy would post yaoi, especially cringe shit like CraigxTweak and CartmanxKyle
>them discovering would prompt raids

No. 344173

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Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 would 100% without a doubt be a farmer.

No. 344175

Louise would get banned on a regular basis for infighting and Tina would constantly hijack the the fujo and fanfic threads

No. 349100

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Maud would get posted in /snow/, have her thread locked for boring vendettaposting, then years later erupt as a horrorcow of epic proportions, likely spawning multiple imitator-calves.

No. 349105

Great timing nona I watched this movie a couple days ago kek

No. 349110

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He would get banned for a-logging and vendetta posting about Ieyasu too much. Probably is also a minor cow himself.

No. 349111

He would type long rants and write in all caps. He would be considered a personalityfag because of the recognizable rants against Ieyasuuuu

No. 349113

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Kuroki from Watemote is the obvious one but I think pic related fits more. She only got a small scene in the anime so a lot of people don't know about her.

No. 349116

Every time she got mad at p-chan for not responding to her message in <5 minutes she would post psychotic manhate rants in the vent thread, after they make up she brags about her Nigel in /g/ and overshares in the sexual fantasies you're ashamed of thread. Any time someone talked shit about bpd-chans she would spam replies screaming about how they themselves are the abusers, then go bump her thread on /w/ to selfpost. Eventually she forgets to hide her icon on some instagram screencap and gets outed, after a mental breakdown she comes up with a convoluted story similar to how creepshowart did about how it's a psyop to set her up and she definitely would never ever use the t-slur despite making 50% of the posts in the MTF thread. Is also constantly in such an agitated state of mind that she thinks every reply is trying to fight her so she replies using every insult she can think of and gets banned for infighting. Ban evades to suicide bait in the vent thread.

No. 349133

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Another huge TERF for the /mtf thread. Also posts in the man-hating AND husbando threads.

No. 349138

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The main character from The Piano Teacher

No. 349145

literally a pickme who hates other women just as much if not more than men. she'd post in the whiny /g/ threads, vent thread, and personal cows, and get banned repeatedly for reeing at kawoshin shippers and replying 'Hi kaworu' to them. might also be obsessed with camwhore cows like shay and belle delphine.

No. 349147

>get banned repeatedly for reeing at kawoshin shippers and replying 'Hi kaworu' to them.

>might also be obsessed with camwhore cows like shay and belle delphine.

Would also lowkey brag about being hotter and thinner than they are and post every screencap from their porn clips to nitpick her face and vagina. Is possibly the schizo who edits Belle's selfies to be uglier and posts them as the authentic ones.

No. 349154

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An actual oldfag, has been around since the inception of Lolcow and is originally a /cgl/ refugee who has been around since the early 00's and remembers every piece of old cosplay/egl drama with a huge ancient folder filled with screencaps and receipts on standby, could possibly ruin a few e-celebs' lives with them. Writes literally every snarky reply snapping at newfag zoomers on this site and gets into fights with scrotes because over the years she's developed a sixth sense for sussing them out, gets called based and probably gets posted in the lolcow screenshot thread a lot. Is still lowkey paranoid about being doxxed and mostly visits Lolcow for drama and /m/ but once a year after a few glasses of wine vents in /ot/ about her retarded autistic NEET girlfriend she's stuck with.

No. 349155

Cringe on the same level as troon headcanons

No. 349158

Exactly the kind of cynicism she would post

No. 349162

I know this is a headcanon thread but it, nay, this website isn't for gooner trash, anon. That character exists for no other reason than to be drawn in yuri and oneeshota porn and her written personality reflects that, not your AU where she has more than 3 personality traits. You might've posted the wrong character by accident.

No. 349247

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Asuka was a massive pickme with Kaji. If we're going with Eva characters I think Ritsuko or Maya works better.

No. 349252

Ritsuko was also a pickme with Kaji

No. 349266

That's why I said she'd post in the hater threads AND the husbando threads; the hypocrisy was intentional.
Or are we acting like plenty of the women in the misandry threads don't go back to simping for their Nigels right after posting lol?

No. 357252

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Everything about her screams farmer (and terf ofc, she's already very strict on even more trivial things) but i'm too stupid to explain why and probably no one has any idea of who she is but i've always loved her

No. 357308

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NONNA! Kira Kira pop princess was my shit and she absolutely would be a farmer. I also believe that Jennifer would be a cow because she's an annoying weeb

No. 357310

The Kira Kira Pop Princess lolcow lore would be extremely funny to write.

No. 357319

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given the amount of troons that latch onto her, i especially like thinking of her as a terf who frequents /snow/ to mock tim cows that pop up. if there was a high-fantasy-equivalent on lc, i know she'd be anonposting about her big gay crush on falin & getting into magic-related discourse kek

No. 357337

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Omg, i'm so happy to see other Kira Kira nonas… kek, Jennifer and Karen are so autistic, i can see them having their own threads.
True! Most of other characters could fit pretty well, i can see Elvira sperging almost in every thread but also vent or talk about her personal cow (Gaby), i think Tammy would browse it a lot too.

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Elvira would 100% constantly get in shit for sperging and a-logging

No. 359947

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They would be both horrorcows and farmers. Ashley's posts would be obvious pickme shit and alogging while somehow also manhating and she'd fail to integrate. Andrew would integrate well at first but have his post history revealed to be very degenerate and whiteknighting both himself and Ashley. Both would hate troons. I see them posting in the Shay thread.

No. 359989

I honestly see Asuka being that very particular kind of radfem terf farmer who screeches at anons for having a boyfriend and rants about how "faggots are worse than straight men" because she's malding over Kaworu but then falls back to the husbando thread to write unhinged borderline ddlg fanfiction about Kaji.

No. 360204

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The Joshimatsus would too but Totoko would be the most insane one larping as a hot, successful Stacy while chimping out at anyone who calls her a liar and infighting at the drop of a hat. She would be banned constantly due to nitpicking and vendetta posting, as well as calling anyone who disagrees with her a jealous hag and then makes vent posts about how she can't relate to other women her age and how she is jealous that they are all getting married and having babies while she is still living with her parents.

No. 360213

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Samefag but:
>constantly venting about hating working and retarded guys, always on the verge of quitting due to overwhelming urge to be a lazy piece of shit
>accidentally starts infights from asking retarded questions due to not reading properly or not understanding nuance
>makes weird but wholesome posts while drunk
>posts about food or whatever crazy thing happened to her that day
>casually mentions going running 10 miles every day
>wants to hate men but is too horny to stop sleeping with them, brag posts about bagging hot younger guys but dumping them because they're too immature or annoying
>makes replies with extremely out of touch advice that doesn't apply to 99% of people
>unintentionally makes extremely funny posts due to sheer absurdity, has an insane rant that got turned into a copypasta
>got banned multiple times for posting yaoi in unrelated threads
>long heartfelt autistic analysis posts gushing about BLVNs, ship dynamics, scene interpretations, which characters seem like real and honest homos, etc
>posts about merch, itabags, doujins, actor husbandos, and extremely weird kinks that only terminally online people know about
>got into infights about yaoi and problematic media, was called a degenerate and didn't care
>excessive doomerposting and writing multiple paragraph long rants about how the world is shit and how she just wants to live with cats
>vents about being miserable/unlikable but doing nothing about it
>posts about how her ideal man is nonexistent irl and only exists in fiction or fantasies and how all real men are ugly or obnoxious
>probably makes posts about femdom, submissive men, and fantasizing about beating up or torturing moids
>does not know what an IB is
>makes unhinged and tmi pickme posts on normie social media that get screenshotted and reposted
>weird posts probably got used as a reaction pic
>finds a thread on accident and quickly gets banned for not sage-ing or integrating
>uses /g/ frequently
>talks about how she hates men when they mistreat her but still pretends to be innocent and lies to get things from them due to low self esteem and boredom
>banned for getting into infights about useless shit like the technicality of word definitions or blogging in cow threads
>condemns yumefujo degeneracy but secretly has some weird ass fetish/fantasy like ddlg or being kidnapped
>goes from smug wholesome nigel spam to depressing posts about how her shit husband left her
>vents about hating interacting with disgusting creepy men for work, used to make vents complaining about Totoko
>posts about mundane events in her life
>half of her posts are related to her baby

No. 360216

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She'd reign supreme in the retarded husbando and cosplay threads. Could also see her brother lurking occassionally. Vagues about her brother and crush on Raiden.

No. 360237

hate both these characters but i also feel they just deserve one another

No. 360238

get her

No. 360389

I'm in tears anon this is art

No. 360390

They 100% deserve only each other. I have a bit of a soft spot for the game because it reminds me of the kind of edgy shit I'd write in my teenage years but yeah they're terrible people. I liked how part 2 made moids seethe because their edgy self-insert emo boy is just as fucked up and depraved as his bpd sister.

No. 387181

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if this hasnt been said already, they're totally farmers

No. 387190

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She would definitely be a /2X/ poster

No. 387227

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>never brings milk
>makes a lot of non-contribution posts, spergs about obvious things
>tries too hard to come up with elaborate insults towards cows to impress farmers
>anons start recognizing her writing style and she becomes an in-board cow
>husbandofag, posts on /m/ a lot


No. 388920

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She'd misgender trannies, hatefollow and harass e-thots, and dox anyone who got on her nerves. She'd find and archive all the milk on cows.

No. 388955

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Only goes on here to sperg about how gross trannies and gay moids are, doesn’t know what a sage is, easily recognizable typing style, gets baited easily and responds each time, fills out the name field with her actual name

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