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No. 195086

Post characters that would post on lolcow.farm OR be posted about on lolcow.farm.

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No. 195122

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I'd like to think Celestia Ludenberg is a super high school level TERF and posts in the GC/troon threads.

No. 195484

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He's scanning for Jenna posts

No. 196059

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schizo-chan painwheel

No. 196067

As a farmer? Yes. As a cow? Fuck you.

No. 196083

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Jenna would be a cow for sure. Imagine if she found her thread, the selfposting would be outstanding, Vicky tier.

No. 198550

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George Lass would be a farmer AND she'd post at work.

No. 198624

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all of violet violence print copies of the SCUM manifesto that they leave around for the other idols to read. akira and riamu selfpost, and saki makes it onto the femboys thread occasionally where nonnies make fun of his padding.

No. 198631

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Agreed, Yuriko would use /m/ especially the fujo thread. Anzu would definitely spend half her days browsing, probably applied for jannie, I feel like Mika would selfpost in /w/ & Shiki occasionally browses

No. 198634

LiPPS containment thread for them to all shitpost about each other

No. 202899

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classy a cinderella story

No. 207312

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she was so real for having a fear of men… wonder if she graduated to hating them

No. 207364

I played FeMC route so I never met her but I've met a lot of people who really like her. Is she that good?

No. 207490

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I think the entire Kill Me Baby would definitely browse Lolcow without the others knowing anything about it.

Yasuna would be an obsessive lurker and /ot/ shitposter that ends up becoming a cow that constantly whiteknights herself, Sonya would mostly just complain about how bad moids are, Agiri would be a regular on the drug thread and read on as much cows as possible and the Unused Character would be a cow Agiri would create a thread for without her even knowing.

No. 207506

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She makes retarded posts on /ot/ at times but overall has based opinions

No. 207581

Unrelated but why is she called Unused Character?

No. 207586

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she looks like young board-tan, once she becomes 18 likely to become a carreyfag and exclusively post in /g/

No. 207618

She also frequents /g/ for the femdom and husbando threads.
I choose to believe that she wasn't trolling when she said she did it for a harem of handsome butlers dressed as vampires.

No. 207636

This bitch looks EXACTLY like a carreyfag you’re so right

No. 207656

between this and Faye being carreyfag I don't know how to feel

No. 207672

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mugen is baiting and she keeps falling for it

No. 207676

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akutagawa would 100% be a cow

No. 207677

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She almost exclusively posted in manhate threads and sperged in /meta/ when they were removed from /ot./ She also probably alogged Onision

No. 207689

She was the best character in Eden of the east. Love her

No. 207761

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in-board cow

No. 207777


I can imagine Higuchi posting him in the unconventional attraction thread/venting often in relationship advice


Mukai would absolutely post on the gossip boards, I mean, her main personality trait is hating an autistic scrote kek

No. 207868

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The thread pic is killing me. Fenneko would 100% be a farmer since she loves spying and stalking everyone on social media

No. 207869

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she would be a farmer and a cow

No. 207871

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Marceline would definitely be the anon posting in Princess Bubblegum's thread "As someone who knows her irl but I can't post proof because she'll know who I am, but just trust me"

No. 212102

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Most Batman villains are total cows but Harley Quinn is the only one I can see having a thread here. Queen of hybristophilia.

Depending on the version, I can see her becoming oddly rootable like Pixyteri but she usually finds a way to fuck it up and go back to Mistah J.

No. 212103

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both a cow and the one anon who single-handedly keeps the mary cow-ley thread alive. replies "hi carson" to every anon who says something vaguely positive about mary.

No. 216015

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Get the feeling she'd post about how unhinged how Bender is and talk shit about Brian

No. 216017

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It's canon that she likes to look at people she doesn't like online so I think she is prime farmer and wife material. She would probably complain about her coworker on /ot/ too

No. 216088

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I think Ivy would make a good anon.
Imo Punchline is ten times more cringe than Harley was so I can imagine her have an ongoing /snow thread.

No. 216102

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wei wuxian is (basically) already a cow in canon, he’d definitely have a thread where everyone would vendetta post (especially jiang cheng LMAO) and lan wangji would wk, get banned, then ban evade

No. 216122

Punchline would single handedly keep a Harley Quinn thread active through pure spite.

No. 216147

>wwx finds his thread
>spams gay porn

No. 216149

KEK yes

No. 216151

why can I see this??

No. 216159

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this fucker right here would definitely be a cow

No. 216224

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Dana is terminally online, I could see her lurking here then vendetta posting about people at work and her personal life

No. 217315

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Someone in the last thread mentioned her iirc but I like to think 2022 Emily from Skins would be one of us.

No. 217319

she would shit on cosplayers/Lolita threads on /w/

No. 217874

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Farmer? Cow? Probably both.

No. 218167

I fucking hate BPDchans, watching him was exhausting

No. 219508

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I think we'd be able to peak picrel. I can imagine Cersei having her own thread too or maybe one for the Lannisters in general.

No. 219514

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A lot of AA villains would be entertaining cows (if not horrorcows)
Someone in another thread mentioned Kristoph and Dahlia specifically, though

No. 219594

Klavier and Daryan would be posted all the time in the celebricow thread. Anons would speculate that Klavier committed the murder on 4-3 just to be an attention whore and sell more albums just like Ema explained in the trial kek. Ema would complain all the time about her job in the employment thread too.

No. 219731

Off topic but damn that pic brought back memories. Kristoph x Dahlia was the ultimate crack OTP

No. 225191

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She would constantly go in the vent threads to bitch about her sister, to the point where she becomes some sort of Vendetta Chan, much like the anon who sperged about her weeb cokehead roommate. Then comes the infighting and trolling from other anons.

Isabela occasionally goes in the vent threads as well to complain about the pressure of being perfect, but she’s not that much of farmer to notice that Mirabel is constantly sperging about her in the same threads

Dolores would post often in the Retarded Crushes thread about Mariano

Also ignore the obvious cropping lol

No. 225274

off-topic, but she is SO goddamn ugly it makes me reeeeeeee!!! what the fuck happened to disney to make character design so fucking ugly AND make it the fucking protagonist too???

No. 225280

Never saw a character reading ao bad as this one before. It's like you watched 5 minutes of the movie and turned it off.

No. 225284

What's with the obsession people have with fictional characters - especially in a kid movie - to be attractive? She is not even ugly, just normal.

No. 225286

where and how is this abomination of a character design normal? especially for a fucking disney charcter, fucking really nonnie?? she looks like a goddamn gender haver she looks like she asks people their fucking pronouns out of "courtesy" she looks like she was designed by a white american fakboi whose so goddamn woke and inclusive that he/they/zir'd horse shoe theory'd he/they/zirself back into bigotry and created this fucking trash ass bullshit of a character design i cannot stop reeeeeeeing

No. 225292

She looks adorable. Don’t know what you problem is anon.

No. 225294

nta but her character looks fine, you sound unhinged.

No. 225310

holy shit go touch grass anon you sound fucking unhinged.

No. 225315

Man you are absolutely seething, so aggressively moid like.

No. 225318

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No. 225319

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No. 225412

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Canon as fuck.

No. 225446

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Totoko for sure.

No. 225470

Todomatsu would be her "gay" friend moid who totally passes on lolcow sorry, i know she wouldn't tell moids about farms

No. 225480

No I did. I was obviously going off the characterization of the first half of the movie.

Let’s see you do better, nonnie

No. 225500

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Who the fuck has such strong opinions about encanto…?
Back on topic of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, this background character would be in some boring /w/ thread because she does lolita and shoops.

No. 225501

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No. 225516

I don’t? I was just responding to a post saying my characterization sucked. I swear some anons are so damn autistic.

No. 225609

NTA but the only major difference from other CGI/modern Disney characters is her nose and eyebrow size, otherwise it's not much. Idk her character model looks pretty similar to the ones that Elsa, Anna, Rapunzel, etc have.

No. 227067

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Movie about a zoomer who fakes being a victim in a tragedy on social media for attention. Definitely would be discussed on here.

No. 227100

I saw the trailer of it and got annoyed by the main character, so the actress is doing a good job.

No. 227190

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Beware, there is porn.
Also, she was posted here already? Tbh pretty much all of the characters in mean girls would be farmers

No. 227193

No, retard. I'm bumping some random threads so i don't have to see fucking porn in the front page.

No. 227195

You really can't tell when something is sarcasm can you?
I'm legit sorry I'm sarcastic all the time.

No. 227197

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Farmer & cow ?

No. 228378

Janis and Regina would be two of the anons constantly bickering in the lesbian /g/ threads

No. 234234

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I think Dot would be a farmer

No. 234262

A nitpicking farmer that's banned for infighting

No. 239149

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Grabbing this from the ftm thread, I don't know her name or what show this is but she's among us.

No. 239156

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Gretchen would have aaaaaalllll the milk and would always deliver that gossipy bitch. “But you didn’t hear it from me.” Probably would bitch about her friends in /ot/. She’s also probably be a recognizable anon who spergs about toaster streudel.

No. 239212

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kek what the hell is this? A training video for the HR department to show that "muh discrimination against trannies is bad!!1!" or some shit? Anyway, based gender critical queen, we stan.

No. 239242

Are normies really like this? It's so condescending how their first reaction is shock, like how dare someone disagree with my superior opinion. Meanwhile the other girl just laughs when they disagree and moves on, which is the normal thing to do.

No. 239254

No, normies think trannies are mentally ill faggots or just poor little twinks who just want to be accepted for who they are, but they'd never act like this. If someone irl started being passive aggressive at you about trans shit because "transwomen are women" ask them if they'd fuck a tranny and see them cringe and awkwardly say no or lie, speaking from personal experience.

No. 239255

Fuck, I meant to reply to >>239242

No. 239745

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She would DEFINITELY be a farmer.

No. 239885

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Liliko would be a cow, some of the people who worked with her would come here to post about how she's a horrible person and straight up insane, but at least a couple of farmers would be fans and accuse them of being jealous, lying and call them schizos, there wouldn't be that much milk, the thread would fill up because of infighting, she'd at first be posted in the celebricows thread but farmers would get fed up with the derailing it caused, if we were lucky she'd post in her thread, but it'd be too unhinged to understand.

No. 272262

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Sage for necro.

Resident CP spammer and ardent tranny defender, probably responsible for this site becoming an FBI honeypot.

No. 284964

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Doppio/Diavolo running 2 twatter accounts with his two personalities talking to himself.

No. 284967

one-million-percent agree nonnie

No. 284987

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Both farmer and cow imo

No. 285414

would have cow threads but gets literally who'd

No. 295242

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he would lurk the belle thread

No. 295286

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she'd probably post about her brother in the personal cow thread

No. 295310

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the whole family would have a /snow/ thread with kendall being the star of it

No. 295314

She would be the Azealea Banks of Avatar Lolcow. Batshit crazy but also often based? In the most unhinged way possible, of course.

No. 295333

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She would be a cow and there would be constant infighting on her thread of people who feel sorry for her vs people who think she’s a dumbass

No. 295368

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Her.she would be a cow and farmer simultaneously. Would sperg about men in 2x and then self post in w about herself. Nonnas would out her like they did creepshow and then she would be a of cow.

No. 295394

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either she would spend all her time in the celebricow thread complaining about barbie or she would have her own thread where she would self-post

No. 295396

so… azula banks?
they'd cause a lot of celebricow thread infighting between the kendall haters and kendall defenders

No. 295477

Her thread would be a mess too because anons will start sperging about Trapnest and Black Stone without even mentioning Hachi at all and they wouldn't sage their posts because they would think they're on-topic. I feel like Reira could also get a thread all by herself too, but only if her affairs with Takumi and with Shin ever become public. She'd be branded as an unhinged pedo.

No. 295483

ot but i wish a game like this game existed where the girl was a guy. i want to torture a cute boy pls

No. 295541

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Would be posting about Momo often, so much samefagging that eventually SHE'LL be posted as a cow.

No. 295962

anons would speculate about whether or not shiv was a cryptoterf even though she'd probably have she/her pronouns in her bio

No. 297952

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The meat infight reminded me of her.

No. 313086

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I'm convinced Luna Lovegood would be a farmer and she'd post in the tinfoil and paranormal threads

>Nonas all of my shoes mysteriously disappeared. Tinfoil but I suspect the nargles are behind it

No. 313135

she was so cool but also just annoying enough to be relatable

No. 313354

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farmer for sure , she'd just lurk tho

No. 313356

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she would be one of those literally who cows with a shitty thread that gets closed for the obvious vendetta. then randomly pops up in the horrifying news stories thread a few weeks later

No. 313387

i hate that ur right

No. 313398

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Both of them would post

No. 315481

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Ai gives me a farmer-with-cow-behaviors vibe, she even shoplifts

No. 316018

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Grell from Black Butler would be a horrorcow.

No. 316019

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How is he a cow? There isn't anything particularly lol-worthy in his youth (he acts like a typical shounen protag - mischievous, but with a heart of gold, protects the weak), as an adult he just goes his own way (GGTOW - Gays Going Their Own Way) and doesn't beg for attention. People gossip about him because of the unconventional path he's chosen (it's not easy to go against the flow). WWX is a victim of people dogpiling on him because of personal grudges and because he won't submit to power and just does his own thing.

No. 316021

Mey-Rin too

No. 316175

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She would be a horrorcow? Why? I'm not up-to-date with the manga.

No. 316216

No. 316222

uhh nona, i’m pretty sure meyrin is a girl. she looked kind of androgynous when she was a kid, but she’s explicitly a girl

No. 321241

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cow boards frequenter, would get banned often for instigating dumbass infights

No. 321242

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(from the second game)
/snow/ fanatic, vendettafag, hates moids and trannies a lot

No. 321256

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Farmer? Cow? Both? You decide

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