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No. 195122
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I'd like to think Celestia Ludenberg is a super high school level TERF and posts in the GC/troon threads.
No. 195484
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He's scanning for Jenna posts
No. 196059
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schizo-chan painwheel
No. 196083
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>>195484Jenna would be a cow for sure. Imagine if she found her thread, the selfposting would be outstanding, Vicky tier.
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George Lass would be a farmer AND she'd post at work.
No. 198624
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all of violet violence print copies of the SCUM manifesto that they leave around for the other idols to read. akira and riamu selfpost, and saki makes it onto the femboys thread occasionally where nonnies make fun of his padding.
No. 198631
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>>198624Agreed, Yuriko would use /m/ especially the fujo thread. Anzu would definitely spend half her days browsing, probably applied for jannie, I feel like Mika would selfpost in /w/ & Shiki occasionally browses
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classy a cinderella story
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she was so real for having a fear of men… wonder if she graduated to hating them
No. 207490
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I think the entire Kill Me Baby would definitely browse Lolcow without the others knowing anything about it.
Yasuna would be an obsessive lurker and /ot/ shitposter that ends up becoming a cow that constantly whiteknights herself, Sonya would mostly just complain about how bad moids are, Agiri would be a regular on the drug thread and read on as much cows as possible and the Unused Character would be a cow Agiri would create a thread for without her even knowing.
No. 207506
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She makes retarded posts on /ot/ at times but overall has based opinions
No. 207586
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she looks like young board-tan, once she becomes 18 likely to become a carreyfag and exclusively post in /g/
No. 207618
>>195122She also frequents /g/ for the femdom and husbando threads.
I choose to believe that she wasn't trolling when she said she did it for a harem of handsome butlers dressed as vampires.
No. 207672
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mugen is baiting and she keeps falling for it
No. 207676
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akutagawa would 100% be a cow
No. 207677
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She almost exclusively posted in manhate threads and sperged in /meta/ when they were removed from /ot./ She also probably alogged Onision
No. 207761
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in-board cow
No. 207777
>>207676I can imagine Higuchi posting him in the unconventional attraction thread/venting often in relationship advice
>>207506Mukai would absolutely post on the gossip boards, I mean, her main personality trait is hating an autistic scrote kek
No. 207868
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>>195086The thread pic is killing me. Fenneko would 100% be a farmer since she loves spying and stalking everyone on social media
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she would be a farmer and a cow
No. 207871
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Marceline would definitely be the anon posting in Princess Bubblegum's thread "As someone who knows her irl but I can't post proof because she'll know who I am, but just trust me"
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Most Batman villains are total cows but Harley Quinn is the only one I can see having a thread here. Queen of hybristophilia.
Depending on the version, I can see her becoming oddly rootable like Pixyteri but she usually finds a way to fuck it up and go back to Mistah J.
No. 212103
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both a cow and the one anon who single-handedly keeps the mary cow-ley thread alive. replies "hi carson" to every anon who says something vaguely positive about mary.
No. 216015
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Get the feeling she'd post about how unhinged how Bender is and talk shit about Brian
No. 216017
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It's canon that she likes to look at people she doesn't like online so I think she is prime farmer and wife material. She would probably complain about her coworker on /ot/ too
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>>212102I think Ivy would make a good anon.
Imo Punchline is ten times more cringe than Harley was so I can imagine her have an ongoing /snow thread.
No. 216102
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wei wuxian is (basically) already a cow in canon, he’d definitely have a thread where everyone would vendetta post (especially jiang cheng LMAO) and lan wangji would wk, get banned, then ban evade
No. 216159
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this fucker right here would definitely be a cow
No. 216224
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Dana is terminally online, I could see her lurking here then vendetta posting about people at work and her personal life
No. 217315
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Someone in the last thread mentioned her iirc but I like to think 2022 Emily from Skins would be one of us.
No. 217874
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Farmer? Cow? Probably both.
No. 219508
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I think we'd be able to peak picrel. I can imagine Cersei having her own thread too or maybe one for the Lannisters in general.
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A lot of AA villains would be entertaining cows (if not horrorcows)
Someone in another thread mentioned Kristoph and Dahlia specifically, though
No. 225191
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She would constantly go in the vent threads to bitch about her sister, to the point where she becomes some sort of Vendetta Chan, much like the anon who sperged about her weeb cokehead roommate. Then comes the infighting and trolling from other anons.
Isabela occasionally goes in the vent threads as well to complain about the pressure of being perfect, but she’s not that much of farmer to notice that Mirabel is constantly sperging about her in the same threads
Dolores would post often in the Retarded Crushes thread about Mariano
Also ignore the obvious cropping lol
No. 225286
>>225284where and how is this abomination of a character design normal? especially for a fucking disney charcter, fucking really
nonnie?? she looks like a goddamn gender haver she looks like she asks people their fucking pronouns out of "courtesy" she looks like she was designed by a white american fakboi whose so goddamn woke and inclusive that he/they/zir'd horse shoe theory'd he/they/zirself back into bigotry and created this fucking trash ass bullshit of a character design i cannot stop reeeeeeeing
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No. 225446
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Totoko for sure.
No. 225480
>>225280No I did. I was obviously going off the characterization of the first half of the movie.
Let’s see you do better,
nonnie No. 225500
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>>225480Who the fuck has such strong opinions about encanto…?
Back on topic of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, this background character would be in some boring /w/ thread because she does lolita and shoops.
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Movie about a zoomer who fakes being a victim in a tragedy on social media for attention. Definitely would be discussed on here.
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Beware, there is porn.
Also, she was posted here already? Tbh pretty much all of the characters in mean girls would be farmers
No. 227195
>>227193You really can't tell when something is sarcasm can you?
I'm legit sorry I'm sarcastic all the time.
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Farmer & cow ?
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I think Dot would be a farmer
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Grabbing this from the ftm thread, I don't know her name or what show this is but she's among us.
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>>227190>>228378Gretchen would have aaaaaalllll the milk and would always deliver that gossipy bitch. “But you didn’t hear it from me.” Probably would bitch about her friends in /ot/. She’s also probably be a recognizable anon who spergs about toaster streudel.
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>>239149kek what the hell is this? A training video for the HR department to show that "muh discrimination against trannies is bad!!1!" or some shit? Anyway, based gender critical queen, we stan.
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She would DEFINITELY be a farmer.
No. 239885
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Liliko would be a cow, some of the people who worked with her would come here to post about how she's a horrible person and straight up insane, but at least a couple of farmers would be fans and accuse them of being jealous, lying and call them schizos, there wouldn't be that much milk, the thread would fill up because of infighting, she'd at first be posted in the celebricows thread but farmers would get fed up with the derailing it caused, if we were lucky she'd post in her thread, but it'd be too unhinged to understand.
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Sage for necro.
Resident CP spammer and ardent tranny defender, probably responsible for this site becoming an FBI honeypot.
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Doppio/Diavolo running 2 twatter accounts with his two personalities talking to himself.
No. 284987
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Both farmer and cow imo
No. 295242
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he would lurk the belle thread
No. 295286
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she'd probably post about her brother in the personal cow thread
No. 295310
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the whole family would have a /snow/ thread with kendall being the star of it
No. 295333
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She would be a cow and there would be constant infighting on her thread of people who feel sorry for her vs people who think she’s a dumbass
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Her.she would be a cow and farmer simultaneously. Would sperg about men in 2x and then self post in w about herself. Nonnas would out her like they did creepshow and then she would be a of cow.
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either she would spend all her time in the celebricow thread complaining about barbie or she would have her own thread where she would self-post
No. 295396
>>295314so… azula banks?
>>295310they'd cause a lot of celebricow thread infighting between the kendall haters and kendall defenders
No. 295541
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Would be posting about Momo often, so much samefagging that eventually SHE'LL be posted as a cow.
No. 297952
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The meat infight reminded me of her.
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I'm convinced Luna Lovegood would be a farmer and she'd post in the tinfoil and paranormal threads
>Nonas all of my shoes mysteriously disappeared. Tinfoil but I suspect the nargles are behind it
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farmer for sure , she'd just lurk tho
No. 313356
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she would be one of those literally who cows with a shitty thread that gets closed for the obvious vendetta. then randomly pops up in the horrifying news stories thread a few weeks later
No. 313398
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Both of them would post
No. 315481
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Ai gives me a farmer-with-cow-behaviors vibe, she even shoplifts
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Grell from Black Butler would be a horrorcow.
No. 316019
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>>216102How is he a cow? There isn't anything particularly lol-worthy in his youth (he acts like a typical shounen protag - mischievous, but with a heart of gold, protects the weak), as an adult he just goes his own way (GGTOW - Gays Going Their Own Way) and doesn't beg for attention. People gossip about him because of the unconventional path he's chosen (it's not easy to go against the flow). WWX is a
victim of people dogpiling on him because of personal grudges and because he won't submit to power and just does his own thing.
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>>316021She would be a horrorcow? Why? I'm not up-to-date with the manga.
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cow boards frequenter, would get banned often for instigating dumbass infights
No. 321242
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(from the second game)
/snow/ fanatic, vendettafag, hates moids and trannies a lot
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Farmer? Cow? Both? You decide