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>film roles and characters>different looks>interviews>his insane irl shitposts and general weird behavior.**Do not come here to talk how ugly RP is according to you. This is an Robert Pattinson positivity thread (though healthy criticism is okay). If you hate him, just hide the thread!
If you see hater posts, please report them as derailing and do not reply kek**
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frill thrillSans Pareil
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trad4himSans Pareil No. 189975File (hide): 1647493178274.jpeg (Spoiler Image,80.11 KB, 750x1334, 7F6BDE34-25D6-4DE6-A405-223BB4…)
Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux
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So I guess this is also where The Batman will be discussed
anyway I think this is my favorite suit thus far, reminds me of dark knight but feels more tactical
elfearsMerveilleux
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>>190013you can see the influence from Tom King's work
ex-farmhandMerveilleux No. 190016File (hide): 1647524592405.jpg (71.52 KB, 564x844, rpat.jpg)
Most men are truly disgusting to me, but something about him…
landmine-himeLumineux No. 190019>>190028File (hide): 1647524841704.jpeg (250.74 KB, 1024x512, 51B3CD7C-B726-47E1-8C2C-0E3D47…)
I loved how he looked in the movie. Dark and pale in a black suit
elfearsSans Pareil No. 190020>>190022File (hide): 1647525539932.jpg (18.89 KB, 360x359, 1596620087165.jpg)
i can't wait to watch the batman movie! i've had a crush on robert pattinson since i saw him as cedric in hp.
Skelly-ArmMerveilleux No. 190021>>190035File (hide): 1647525654403.png (1.32 MB, 1200x899, jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.…)
Look at that jaw. Look at that jaaawwwww
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 190034>>190041File (hide): 1647531171687.jpg (54.12 KB, 563x861, 9d5a53863615e3ec1aa99609fe9994…)
He got very lucky with his bone structure, unfortunately like 99% of scrotes he's not taking care of his look and aging scarily fast. I only wish he had played a classic vampire with a romantic look and not an emo creep like Edward Cullen, because he genuinely had the look for it.
landmine-himeSans Pareil No. 190089File (hide): 1647535658338.jpg (80.91 KB, 722x1080, C.jpg)
I really wanna see him grown a full beard, he has gotten close to it but never a real full face beard
he has incredible beard face genetics and I want to see him with a full glorious beard
straight-with-extra-stepsLumineux No. 190100File (hide): 1647538323438.jpg (333.35 KB, 704x1408, 6B9F6B19-4E57-4945-A94A-F3F27F…)
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 190127>>190226File (hide): 1647542873343.png (128.42 KB, 652x539, ahuclfxo3vz314.png)
we are the stacies of lolcow
weenusMerveilleux No. 190157>>190158>>190226File (hide): 1647546280440.jpg (33.94 KB, 383x350, Tumblr_l_184504028174873.jpg)
I feel the primal urge of gatekeeping him from scrotes. Robert should be for the girls only
SoapPropagandistDébutant
No. 190158>>190187>>190157they made fun of him for years and now even they want to claim him cause he was by far the best Batman
well fuck them
ashley jankowskiLumineux No. 190187File (hide): 1647554345153.jpeg (725.55 KB, 799x1206, CAEA4E6D-DEED-4946-BA92-83A921…)
>>190158just another instance of men mocking “feminine” interests like Robert Pattinson for having played Edward Cullen for years but now like him because they want to larp as mysterious and edgy kek what’s new
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 190205>>190218File (hide): 1647561663148.jpeg (789.21 KB, 728x920, 1EA6DDCA-90BB-4E72-B42A-105C20…)
He looks like Brendan Fraser in this pic and for that I need to give him head for 3 hours then flip him around and go to town on that delicious succulent ivory ass, I would jump him for hours on end sucking dick like I turn tricks for a living. Mmmmmm yummy I love white men I bet the dick is all pink
Ashton_WintersLumineux No. 190215>>190278File (hide): 1647564469251.jpg (118.51 KB, 1044x481, 3.jpg)
post your fave rpattz roles
NullLumineux No. 190272>>190423>>190429File (hide): 1647590962033.jpg (113.4 KB, 682x1023, RBconnoisseur.jpg)
Adam Driver consoomer Becky vs Robert Pattinson connoisseur Stacy.
manmoder shoulderhonLumineux No. 190378>>190377well he's
our east coast meth head looking man so deal with it!
Ashton_WintersSans Pareil No. 190429>>190433>>190548File (hide): 1647638417161.jpg (732.7 KB, 3264x1747, seetheandcope.jpg)
>>190272Personal hygiene is a deal breaker for me, so you can keep Robert Stinkinson and call yourself whatever helps you cope.
CerbminOwner
No. 190436>>190442File (hide): 1647639745671.jpg (57.67 KB, 600x900, sub-buzz-299-1585774720-10.jpg)
>>190433>sweat is where you draw the line?Holy coperino, keep defending your unwashed smelly Stinkinson. If you pretend it's says nothing about a person I can't help you.
Driver never dated Lena, he was in a relationship with his current wife even then.
>fka twigs' sloppy secondsHim and Shia Labeouf both. If we are at that, She left him for Shia lol. Mia Goth also dumped your smelly prince and got back with schizo Shia and is not only engaged but pregnant with Labeouf's child.
>when picrel keeps stealing your girls all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 190442>>190445File (hide): 1647640552817.gif (419.29 KB, 200x200, 200w.gif)
>>190436…TIL driverfags are legit mental.
never go full retard over a man period y'all let alone one who got crabs from a kiddie diddler.
kys bishitsSans Pareil No. 190451>>190453>>190460>>190480>>190543File (hide): 1647642144190.png (206.56 KB, 329x381, 3935FF30-AF43-4D03-8BA4-58C258…)
>>190445nta but you’re insane all this energy for a man who looks like he’s in the penultimate step of a horse animorph, but i’m enjoying this fight so keep going
(nitpicking)Moderator No. 190543>>190545>>190619File (hide): 1647674271891.jpg (804.88 KB, 1686x2270, ZomboDroid 19032022081253.jpg)
>>190451>>190453Why hate when we have so much in common… as a supreme leader of driverfags, I support and respect rpatz stans as well as other husbandofags
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 190548>>190550>>190561>>192892File (hide): 1647676262382.jpg (5.73 MB, 1865x2796, Robert_Pattinson_Premiere_of_T…)
>>190429this is the only thing i remember from twilight days that put me off. it's really old though. has anyone talked about his hygiene again in more recent years? i haven't really bothered with pattinson since remember me.
>>190459Yea robert also your waifu Aerith is shit too. come and fight me over the keyboard.
>>190545>rob is the type of ugly white guy you can see anywhere on the streetwhat kind of street is that anon plz i wanna see some ugly guys that look like him.
i plan on watching some of his movies since i didn't really bother all this years and i heard that many of them are genuinely good. which ones would u suggest anons?
BlowjobsAreForPigsLumineux No. 190561>>190562>>190772>>190548I second the movie recs request, though. Only have seen some. Planning to finally watch The Lighthouse tonight.
>Yea robert also your waifu Aerith is shit too. come and fight me over the keyboard.Based, tifafags cope and seethe. Prefering a Tifa is a sign of poor taste in general and a red flag in men since her doormat ass is every incel's wet dream.
Though I'm reading the actual quotes and he likes them both for different reasons (Tifa: hot, Aerith: everything else), so…
Mutiliated MenDébutant No. 190562File (hide): 1647680392957.png (149.06 KB, 500x544, cheers.png)
>>190561Damn, we actually managed to summon Robert.
CerbminOwner No. 190619i really couldnt care if he's the stinkiest man on the planet, ill never be in the same room as him to be bothered by it
>>190543AD is not my type but dem tiddies doe…
Regards.Lumineux No. 190895>>190887Seconding
>>190889Make the shower scene sexy but somehow show how he’s distraught because he hates showering for some deep reason.
elfearsLumineux No. 190909>>190913>>191261File (hide): 1647806703650.png (10.72 KB, 128x108, t.png)
>>190908either selina will dom him as a final goodbye or edward will break in and assault him to make another statement
novemberLumineux No. 191261>>191378File (hide): 1647922099299.png (645.03 KB, 750x755, 1647922079922.png)
>>190909>>190915disgusting then, don't wanna read kink-shit, also fujo faggotry sucks as well
stop watching porn you fat pig faced faggot worshipper
(calm down) weegeewifeSans Pareil No. 191911>>192259>>192321File (hide): 1648154987285.jpg (65.94 KB, 1100x825, FKJNFRF_KNJRG.jpg)
I know I'm disgusting for that but I got really turned on by him as an evil perverted preacher in the devil all the time.
elfearsMerveilleux No. 192200>>192265File (hide): 1648243154663.png (382.31 KB, 1024x856, 653865476445234312.png)
I want to bear his children
fujo-to-tif-piplineLumineux No. 192265>>192226i do side eye anyone bashing the shit that made them successful in the first place but twilight is 100% deserving of most of the criticism it gets. certain critiques definitely wade into misogynistic waters, but i havent seen any of his twilight interviews to say what kind of vibes i get.
>>192200mustaches are such a flex. you need to be a truly beautiful man for your hotness to shine thru
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>>192321Most of the movie isn't about him but he does make a strong impression. The car scene war really hot imo.
all whores will dieSans Pareil No. 192801>>193197File (hide): 1648468946534.jpg (43.39 KB, 750x807, young_mads.jpg)
I feel like in 10 years from now, Robpat is gonna be the new mads mikkelsen of hollywood and I personally can't wait to witness it
Submas Goes In The Image FieldLumineux No. 192862>>192868File (hide): 1648485406246.jpg (93.35 KB, 1200x630, robert-pattinsons-batsuit.jpg)
this is more of a comicfag sperg but this is by far my favorite live action version of Batman in terms of looks
>Bale's batman
Had a weird retarded oval head which makes it look awkward, whereas pattinson's batman just has a leather slightly armored cowl
>Affleck
He was way too jacked and his face looked bloated and puffy. His head piece looked like it was squeezing his fat cheeks together and he could barely walk in the outfit, he almost had to waddle around.
Regardless of what you think of Pattison's take, he fucking looks good as batman.
kakaMerveilleux No. 192868>>192889>>192892File (hide): 1648486388541.jpg (293.66 KB, 891x1200, EkJJc7uXYAEbgZt.jpg)
>>192862yeah the bat costumes always looked like shit up til this point. they STILL can't figure out how to make his neck have more range but this one was shot in a way that made it less awkward at least.
he is also so gorgeous as bruce, god, he's beautiful
kakaSans Pareil No. 192919>>192930>>192952>>192969>>193002>>193076>>193180>>193223>>193332>>193366>>193368File (hide): 1648495937319.webm (2.72 MB, 720x405, bat.webm) [play once] [loop]
Also related to batman discussion, anyone else thought zoë kravitz was the weakest actor in the movie, not bad but not on the level as the rest of the cast, also her actions scenes were really kinda cringy
look at this shit, it looks like a couple doing some play fighting, They really couldn’t have just hired a stuntwoman instead of using this wonky cgi?
Regards.Sans Pareil No. 192930>>192969>>192915its controversial bc you didnt say you wanted sexy suave bruce, you just said the hair is gross and you wish they chose something else. if you had said "i wish this bruce was more of the typical bruce we see and not sadboy bruce" then people wouldnt have responded like they did
>>192919get out i loved all her scenes
trad4himSans Pareil No. 192946>>193317>>226200File (hide): 1648504897265.jpg (172.09 KB, 952x536, GodDamnit.jpg)
I thought this bastard was so charming when Good Time came out, I was downright enchanted by his acting, so I was very ashamedly excited when he had a hot role in Devil All The Time, and now I'm seriously going to watch a Batman movie for more? Like a starving dog? A man I don't even know is making me want to watch a movie I won't even like. I feel weird, nonnas.
Skelly-ArmSans Pareil No. 192952>>193076>>192919I was excited about her and left the theatre so disappointed. The film’s long enough as it is and her scenes weren’t interesting to me. It was kind of lulzy to see her trying to engage seduction on autist Batman but I felt zero chemistry between them for the same reason. Maybe if there was more time and actual conversations between them I’d buy into it more.
I’ve never been a fan of the sexy badass tropey vibes Catwoman is treated with though. Zoe was fine but her character’s sexy tone felt at odds with the rest of the movie.
Kirby_is_GNCLumineux No. 192969>>192981>>193076File (hide): 1648510420583.jpg (355.83 KB, 1960x3008, gof-london-photocall-7.jpg)
>>192930Didn't really think my silly little opinion post required an explanation, but ok. Anyway…I think he looks nice with some wavy/fluffy texture in his hair. He looks nice with any texture (don't attack me anons lol), but this look reminds me of Cedric which is when I first started crushing on him
>>192919I think she's beautiful and has a cool, mysterious quality about her (makes sense why they'd cast her ad Catwoman) but her acting has always fallen flat for me in just about everything she's in. She is a nepobaby after all
sageLumineux No. 193180>>193223>>193332File (hide): 1648581106806.jpg (30 KB, 540x302, 1639096443527.jpg)
>>193076>>192919I honestly couldn't take her seriously. I saw her do that dead stare shit in the middle of her first fight scene and at that point I gave up on this actress completely. It took me out of the movie so fast. Like sis wake up you're in the middle of filming a fight scene with Batman. Awful casting when it comes to her, I don't care how much they can make her look like Year One Catwoman, this medicore nepobaby should not have been involved in this movie period. she seemed like she was drugged out the entire film but Matt got her to open her eyes
trad4himDébutant No. 193223>>192919Seconding this
>>193180She was shit, I was so disappointed with this catwoman. Never would've thought Paul Dano would be the one I'd end up liking. Even Rob's acting was flat.
trollcowDébutant No. 193292File (hide): 1648616798478.jpg (37.25 KB, 640x360, 1646478870303.jpg)
I loved the movie but this part came out of nowhere
>You know, Master Bruce, you father called it a Wayne man's burden. Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the founding WASP stock to discipline the servile interlopers. The degenerated descendants of the once-proud Romans like Penguin, the Nubians, those dreadful littlle Israelites… It is up to Anglo-Saxons like you and me to discipline ALL of them, Master Wayne. A true Gotham Renewal Project. It's what your father would have wanted.
Man, I'm English and even I was unsettled by Alfred's rants. Wtf, are Reeves and Raimi friends?
Skelly-ArmDébutant No. 193332>>193343File (hide): 1648637012912.jpg (64.91 KB, 720x897, Woke_WOC.jpg)
>>192919>>193180I honestly found her character kinda funny in a meta way, she goes on a rant about white privellge despite being the daughter of a rich white male and lusts after rich white man cock, as stupid as it was, that aspect was realistic
kys bishitsLumineux No. 193366>>193368>>193002Wait sauce??
>>192919I might rewatch the film since I watched it with a friend who was thirsting over Zoe, it was funny watching her talk about how attractive Zoe so I have very bias views about her Catwoman's portrayal.
NullSans Pareil No. 193368>>193366you can actually see it in that fight scene
>>192919, you can tell when she does her kicking moves that they cgi’d her for the action parts. It looks really unnatural and almost cartoonish, its super obvious when look at the face when she's on the ground also the shot from a distance when Kravitz does a triple kick
kys bishitsDébutant No. 194761>>194762>>194766File (hide): 1649106158029.jpg (49.05 KB, 960x679, n3Iybom.jpg)
I need
weenusDébutant No. 194939>>196277File (hide): 1649169147690.jpg (117.98 KB, 850x905, __batman_bruce_wayne_and_rober…)
Waiting for good Battinson doujins…
Have you read any good imagine fic with Battinson yet? There are lots of them on Tumblr, but they mostly fall into the same 'you are his nurse' trope.
Vegan_PrincessLumineux No. 196200>>196202File (hide): 1649535258586.jpg (123.78 KB, 801x1200, 22(8)-gthumb-gwdata1200-ghdata…)
nothing can quench the thirst i have for this man.
LaurSans Pareil No. 196260>>196312File (hide): 1649563095100.jpg (Spoiler Image,333.81 KB, 1200x1200, rs_1200x1200-220318151320-1200…)
I tried finding a better picture of his abs but all of the stills from the movie are awful. Would still smash low quality jpg Rob.
weenusSans Pareil No. 196277>>196312>>194939Oh god
nonnie this art is too good…
ashley jankowskiSans Pareil No. 196312>>196277the smudged eyeshadow is so hot
>>196256you're so lucky to witness such a pretty sight nonna. did others in the restaurant recognize him?
>>196260the batman movie gave us some good eye candy
fuck_fujoshitsDébutant No. 200838>>200974>>200982File (hide): 1650999511767.jpg (56.74 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
I'm thirsting
pooty pooty tang tangLumineux No. 200974File (hide): 1651016907246.jpg (39.56 KB, 943x472, The-Batman-Robert-Pattinson-Di…)
>>200838Same
nonny. Never liked capeshit but he genuinely looks good in the batsuit too.
NullLumineux No. 200982>>201741File (hide): 1651017777894.jpeg (296.96 KB, 1430x2047, EPTvKhaX4AAlska.jpeg)
>>200838Also allow me to drop this.
weegeewifeLumineux No. 204167>>204170>>226200File (hide): 1651829903836.gif (Spoiler Image,2.99 MB, 430x372, tumblr_07437da7af416db5ef10e31…)
cosmopolis is pretentious as shit but worth it for this scene, the second sex scene in the movie kek.
novemberMerveilleux No. 215875File (hide): 1655759342186.png (244.82 KB, 1170x586, Screen Shot 2022-06-20 at 5.08…)
i hope this is true, this is such a funny concept
keksMerveilleux No. 226200>>226203File (hide): 1659430419846.jpg (117.09 KB, 750x1007, nettledtea.jpg)
Bastard made me cry in HP and Remember Me when I was a kid.
Still love him though.>>192946He was Insane in Good Time! Loved it.
Him getting arrested… mmf>>204167oh my god.
Kirby_is_GNCSans Pareil No. 226266>>226402File (hide): 1659461365977.png (2.05 MB, 1665x1177, Batman-6fe038d6-0d80-4cd2-9013…)
>>226212Thanks to all of the beautiful artworks during The Batman hype, i have discovered a lot of talented women who draw amazing DC fanarts. I also loved a whole lot of japanese arts on twitter, because they mostly captured him looking as miserable as possible. It's funny how I find Rob attractive only when he looks like a sad, lost kitten or wears emo makeup. I still want to give The Devil All The Time movie a try because i like power-tripping fictional characters, but i highly doubt Robert is a big part of this long movie.
pooty pooty tang tangDébutant No. 226293>>226402File (hide): 1659469357204.jpg (57.52 KB, 547x481, FROVpkL.jpg)
>>226212>>226203Honestly I love his portrayal of both Batman and Bruce Wayne, you really get the feel that he is just as insane as the psycho's he's fighting,
but him being an buff edgelord goth is also great, cause that's exactly my ideal type of dude crabbySans Pareil No. 226402File (hide): 1659507453371.gif (9.79 MB, 540x400, chrrispine.gif)
>>226266>>226293I agree entirely with your posts, anons.
pooty pooty tang tangLumineux No. 268023File (hide): 1673287798133.jpg (93.92 KB, 720x762, FlK8ygNXoAQO-6f.jpg)
And that's why I love him