oh my godh anon that's awkward as hell but also cute af. Would make a nice gag in a romantic comedy.
Now when I think about it, I've been on a total of… one date lol. With a guy that hit me up online, but we talked for few months before meeting up.
>gives me a drawing, yup it's me. Super bad but I can tell he thinks it's The Shit >we walk around the park, it's dark and tenebrous>he talks nonstop, I barely speak, after realizing this won't be a conversation but a monologue I even stopped asking questions to be polite, I'm just enjoying the spooky atmosphere while he rants>he doesn't notice, goes on >"Umm I gotta go", I say after what feels like ten hours, bored and disappointed >"I'll walk you home">"No thanks, it's really close, you don't have to">I just wanna be left alone goddamit>"No anon, I can't let you go by yourself, it's dark">ughhhhh>he walks me home, but I lied and it's not close, it's really fucking far away >before he thinks about doing something stupid I give him a light hug, say bye and run
Nothing came out of it of course, though he tried his weird best. Really funny stuff like telling me his cringy dreams (starring me and him) and writing middle school-tier poetry. Mind, he was in his early 20s, I was in high school.
I still have the drawing because I'd feel bad throwing something like this away, but it's buried somewhere deep in other random stuff
Also this guy declared his Only True Love in his life to me recently, after few years of 0 contact so yeah.
I feel like I gave away way too many details lol but who cares, I hope at least it made someone chuckle.