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Relationship Goals Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 09:03:37 PM No. 404862

Post what you would and your dream partner ideally would be like. Feel free to share movie couples, art, and real couples as well, don't judge other people's contributions unless its something inappropriate or sexist, in which case report.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 10:06:54 PM No. 404881

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Et tu, lolcor?

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:44:42 AM No. 404927

>>404881
What's the matter?

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 02:17:44 AM No. 404933

I need to feel loved and cared for 24/7

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 02:23:18 AM No. 404936

>>404933
Eek same

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 06:42:17 AM No. 404955

What an annoying normalfag zoomie OP pic

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 07:12:42 AM No. 404961

I would be happy with any man who doesn’t have a personality disorder at this point. I seem to attract schizos and clusterbees like flies to shit.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 09:13:14 AM No. 404971

I will take any man who doesn’t watch porn: too bad that doesn’t exist.

I literally just want a bf who isn’t a coomer. Difficulty mode: impossible.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 10:22:37 AM No. 404983

>>404971
God, I feel this deeply within me.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 10:24:22 AM No. 404984

we have threads like this already

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 10:38:43 AM No. 404989

>>404862
is the op pic brook and her nigel? (sorry for the off-topic post)

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 11:29:41 AM No. 404996

I want a happy relationship with myself

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:52:41 PM No. 405013

>>404989
Its Brooke Monk and Sam Dezz

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:53:21 PM No. 405015

>>404971
Same

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 01:55:41 PM No. 405017

>>405013
>>404989
Oh god we’re being raided by 14 year olds

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 02:54:17 PM No. 405031

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>>405013
…who?

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 03:11:13 PM No. 405033

>>405031
Tiktok whore and her zesty bf

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 03:11:57 PM No. 405035

>>404955
Agreed

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 03:41:52 PM No. 405044

>>405043
It’s cheating and proven to rot your brain.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:06:42 PM No. 405049

>>405044
is it the same with hentai? i sometimes watch hentai together with my bf..

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:08:30 PM No. 405051

>>405049
Are you new to this website

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:32:06 PM No. 405057

>>405049
Please god let this be bait

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:34:38 PM No. 405061

>>405017
Kek anon. Brooke and Sam are in their twenties and as far as I know their followers are mostly college students.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 04:36:57 PM No. 405062

Please, enough about the OP pic, I'm the OP and literally just wanted a picture to use, its not like i purposefully looked for brooke and Sam, I just looked for relationship goals on pinterest. For the love of god, take a Xanax or gtfo.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 05:27:20 PM No. 405074

>>405049
It looks like summer already. The kids are out.(infighting)

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 09:17:03 PM No. 405136

>>404971
Sad and true. I’d genuinely rather stay alone than date a coomer.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 09:25:32 PM No. 405140

>>405062
They look like shit and like they're just performing in front of a camera (it's what they're doing).

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 09:53:11 PM No. 405146

>>405062
No one cares anon. If you have a problem, take it to /meta/. The op pic is not the point of the thread.

Anonymous 06/11/24 (Tue) 02:00:43 AM No. 405199

>>405136
studies have already shown that only 92% of heterosexual men look at either porn or quasi porn (Instagram, etc)

Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 12:11:08 AM No. 411910

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I want a boyfriend/husband like Chris Perez. Reading To Selena With Love you can really feel how much he loved that woman. All the pictures you can see it in his eyes how he adored her and how happy he was to have her. Even to this day he's on social media missing her.

Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 08:52:00 AM No. 411998

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>>404862
Ukrainian-Korean husband and wife

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 02:19:16 AM No. 413267

>>404971
I'm pretty sure my husband doesn't watch porn. He's around me too much for me to not notice it. He'd have to be sneaking jerk sessions on his phone in the office bathroom.

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 02:26:59 AM No. 413268

>>413267
LOL
LOLOLOLOLOL
and kek

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 02:34:54 AM No. 413270

>>411998
Uglies

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 02:55:17 AM No. 413278

>>413267
kek

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 08:06:57 PM No. 418572

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 08:51:35 PM No. 418588

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loving and attentive and appreciates me
not a coomer
doesnt have any personality disorders, political neurosis, addictions
taller than 5'5
normal weight
not a neet (if even i can go to school and work theres no excuse)
wont pressure me into having kids
thats all i think

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 09:34:18 PM No. 418605

>>404971
dont forget
>must be also 6 feet tall minimum
>must be muscular
>must have a 8/10 face atleast

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 10:01:36 PM No. 418612

I hope when I’m a woman in my 40s, I’m very wealthy and powerful and use that to my advantage by buying my own sex slave. Preferably a man who’s around 20 years old, hairless, with a cute face who is always submissive for me. Our relationship starts out as purely sexual, but flourishes with a clear power dynamic in place with me on top.

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 10:07:18 PM No. 418615

>>418612
absolutely based

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 10:18:23 PM No. 418621

>>418612
so part of the appeal is not just his age but also that you would be older than him? You wouldn't be interested in this dynamic at your current age?

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 01:42:35 AM No. 418664

>>418621
>so part of the appeal is not just his age but also that you would be older than him?
Yes, as well as more experienced and more vulnerable to me. If this were to happen at my current age (18) the power dynamic simply wouldn’t be enough and I don’t have enough life experience

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 03:47:55 AM No. 418709

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Him
>3 inches tall
>can be stuffed into a girls underwear and used to pleasure herself
>cute handsome and blonde

Me
>legendary yokai
>black eyed demoness
>pure nightmare fuel
>soul is trapped in a 3000 year old amulet decorated in precious stones
>can only be contacted through a specific obscure japanese webpage that requires a keycoding language that is no longer in use

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 04:44:16 AM No. 418717

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Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 05:15:16 AM No. 418721

I need a bf the size of an ox please please pleaseee

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 07:58:11 AM No. 418751

>low sex drive and not interested in cheating
>no porn or very little porn (less than twice a month)
>not a misogynist
already no men are left
>wants a lifelong relationship
>from a first world country
>willing to settle in an appartment withing 4-5 years
>with a stable job
>will participate in housework equally
>5/10
>wants kids and not sterile
>no addictions
>no life threatening or disabling health issue
>not abusive
>no anger issues
>does not waste mnoey on useless shit

I know I'd have to remove at least half of these criteria to have a chance at finding a husband but I'd rather die alone and childless than settle for someone who doesn't meet them

basically I want a woman lmao

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 09:05:05 AM No. 418759

I want a living apart together long term relationship but it’s hard to find a partner close to my age (early 30s) who wants that. It seems like a thing for the 60+ crowd.

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 10:02:01 AM No. 418770

>>418588
depressing that this simple checklist is hard to tick off

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 10:18:30 AM No. 418774

>>418770
"not a coomer" is impossible to tick off, so that list is completely pointless to begin with

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 10:59:20 AM No. 418786

>average looking
>no mental issues
>needs to be nice to me and my family/friends and other strangers
>taller than me would be ideal
>would be nice if he has a job
>not a complete porn/hentai addict
>not a otaku/hardcore weeb

thats all i can think about honestly.

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:16:28 AM No. 418788

>>418588
>loving and attentive and appreciates me
not a coomer
>doesnt have any personality disorders, political neurosis, addictions
>normal weight
>wont pressure me into having kids
>thats all i think
sad to know that my vibrator is the best bf I have had

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 04:35:28 AM No. 419136

My unrealistic dream is to have a fake, mutually beneficial marriage lol. Like I have a really good friend that needs to get married for whatever reason so we get together. Basically I want a glorified roommate that's stuck with me but has no expectations of me other than being a good person/friend

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 06:52:44 AM No. 419444

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tfw loyal edgy little shit bf to wrangle till death do us part

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 08:28:23 PM No. 419560

>>419444
>loyal
wasn't there some video going around a few years ago of some 20-something year old girls driving him around somewhere?

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 12:02:44 PM No. 419739

This thread makes me depressed it seems like majority of the posts are

>I would like him to not be completely psychotic
>teeth would be nice too

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 01:00:23 PM No. 419752

>>419739
And even that’s unachievable irl kek

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 08:55:50 PM No. 419888

>>419560
What? No way… if this is true this is seriously saddening to me. Ntayrt but I was thinking about their relationship the other day and how it gave me hope.

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 09:56:05 PM No. 419925

>>419444
>loyal
BJA fucks teen groupies.

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:19:46 PM No. 419935

>>419925
Source?

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:44:00 PM No. 419947

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>>419560
>>419888
found the video. it was originally on tiktok but got deleted so you have to view it on this link instead (stole it from a celebricows thread) i don't know if he actually did anything with these women, but who knows
https://streamable.com/54ztzy

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:46:35 PM No. 419950

>>419947
>ageing musician is a manwhore with a thing for adolescent girls
has there ever not been such a case? all moids are like this as soon as they get a taste of money and fame.

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:49:00 PM No. 419951

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>>419947
The comments defending him are absolutely hilarious
>omg poor Billie I hope he's okay he looks so uncomfortable and scared while being molested by those evil 20 year old girls :((((

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:51:18 PM No. 419952

>>419951
It makes me cringe knowing how easily this type of idiot gets preyed on.

Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 10:51:53 PM No. 419953

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Fangirl pickmes are the worst. They're so delusional kek. Your manz is in a car with girls because he wants some young groupie pussy. He's not a victim. ALL male singers and male celebrities in general have open relationships where they cuck their wives. All of them.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 11:55:21 PM No. 423052

>>419444
I don't wanna be like that poor femcuck Adrienne.

I wanna be like BJ's ex girlfriend Amanda who was a radfem and broke his mind as well as breaking his heart. She still gets pined over and has songs written about her by BJ LOL.

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 07:15:23 PM No. 423935

>>423052
based

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:02:10 PM No. 431419

>>418751
I don't think many women would meet those criteria either tbh

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:25:20 PM No. 434371

>>419136
doesn't sound too hard to do

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 01:38:45 AM No. 441436

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>>404971
>too bad that doesn’t exist
Someone was looking for profiles in the Duo thread on /ot/ and found this, maybe there's hope nonnie

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 05:38:03 AM No. 441476

>>441436
didn't you already post this in another thread? we already told you why this guy is shit