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No. 150474

Last thread reached the limit so here's a new one.

I confess that I've always had crushes on unobtainable people, e.g. anime characters and internet personalities, more than people I actually know. I feel like the fact they're out of reach makes them more attractive, and I kind of don't mind I'll never date them as it's fun to just daydream about them as escapism.

No. 150523

My longtime crush is gay. Just let me die.

No. 150525

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That cute lesbian who followed me back but lives in another country and is out of my league anyway.
We could be raising chickens and making art together, alas…

No. 150542

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>internet friend since 8th grade from another country who I dont talk to anymore but I still have her contact info
>high school best friend I also no longer talk to but have her number. it was a religious school though she is probably not into girls but I still think about it. too scared to look her up
>random russian fanartist I used to follow and obsess over her art which was pretty unique. She keeps deleting social media off websites and moving to others. her vk is currently inaccessible (Im that much of a stalker), she doesnt even know me, and craziest of all I dont understand most shit she says coz I dont speak RUSSIAN. Its not like its a real crush i just am weirdly fixated on what kind of person she could be and don't want to lose track of her

Yeah. why all my girl crushes are like this

No. 151032

Ive been in love with my colleague for two years. We used to be close as fuck, he was almost like a brother to me and I saw him everyday. He switched shifts and started throwing me under the bus with my boss, taking conversations out of context and turning other colleagues against me. I still love him, and miss him even though I had to cut myself off from him because he’s a snake

No. 151066

This girl that i interact with over Instagram and when she comes into the ice cream shop i work out and there are lingering looks and she waves to me and is super cute but she has a fucking gf so

No. 154625

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I posted in a different thread but I have been hardcore hyperfixated on Corpse Husband for weeks now lmao. Ever since I saw him on Jacksepticeye’s Among Us stream I’ve been following him. His voice truly is smooth butter to my ears and there’s so many jokes of how people are weak to it (like, is he just crazy good at lying/gaslighting or are people just inclined to believe him because of how his voice sounds?) and I’m one of those people who are just putty in his hands. His insistence on privacy and keeping his anonymity just adds more to his ~*~*dark mystique*~*~ like, it’s UNFAIR lmao. Besides his voice he just seems like such a chill fuckin dude. His music fuckin slaps and he’s really fun to watch on streams. I’m so fucking curious as to what he looks like and he’s insisted that he’s not as good looking as everyone thinks he may be, but the few people who have seen his face (Anthony Padilla and Jacksepticeye afaik) say otherwise. Who knows if they’re bullshitting or not? I fear he’d just become another Crit1kal post face reveal though.

I just want to lay in a bed next to him and close my eyes while he strokes my head and reads me something.

No. 154633

>>154625
So this guy is the new Cryaotic? Lul can't wait for shit hit the fan eventually then.

No. 154636

>>154625
His voice is so put on, it's like lilypichu levels.

No. 154640

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>>154625
Im always suspicious of youtubers who never show their faces like Cry, it doesn't even have to be on youtube, but just social media in general, Dark Somnium is another creepypasta narrator (imo way better than corpse husband) and while he almost never shows up on youtube his twitter has some selfies and he's a fairly good looking guy, 95% of the time if a guy hides their identity they will be gross and obese, even the completely average soy-boy looking ones post pictures on instagram or twitter.

No. 154642

>>154625
His voice sounds like someone who's over thirty what makes him not attractive to me. But I already crushed on a guy with the smoothest voice in a game, until he sent me his insta and I found out he was some ugly mf.

No. 154649

>>154625
He is probably faking it along with his persona, and it's just an overhype and either 16 to 18 years olds who think billy eyelash is deep are probably the only people who find him atractive and fall for him, dont get me wrong I dont care for the guy, he probably seems like a chill dude in real life but I just find it anyoing how everyone is hyping him up just cuz how he sounds lol the even sadder part is that he is basically gonna be known as the "among us guy" and nobody is even gonna look twice at his old shit. Honestly I can't wait for some fan girl to "expose him" in some scandalous dms

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>>154625
I had to know what you were talking about since I've seen you post about him in another thread. sorry but I'm not sure where you're getting his 'buttery smooth' voice from? it sounds really put-on and gravelly. it's a lot better (and higher) in the interview with Anthony compared to his among us videos though

i don't think he and jacksepticeye were bullshitting, but they're not going to call a dude ugly to his face lmfao. corpse's desire to be anon is likely in part to being a catfish. none of the art of him even matches his body. I suspected he was fat from how thick his fingers are in pictures that he posted, but the interview confirmed it

No. 154653

>>154652
this! it's just the hype and the mystery of his voice, but once he reveals himself its all over for him. He is basically like lilly pichu or whatever, if he is smart he should probably keep interactions with fan girls to a minimum unless he wants to join the band wagon of all the male youtuber's that end up being exposed for being disgusting retards, kek yeah he really does look like a fat boy

No. 154658

>>154652
I think so too. The moment he reveals his face he insta loses appeal, unless he's very handsome. I'm sure he knows that.

No. 154670

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Why are you fools simping for streamers. Can’t you imagine someone with actual talent? It’s an unobtainable crush, go wild.

No. 154674

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>>154652
Listening to Corpse makes me think of ProZD, who also can speak in a ridiculously deep, sexy voice not being exactly a pinnacle of sexy himself. It's probably a very similar case.

No. 154678

>>154625
YES!! his voice is to die for! i dont even care what he looks like, looks arent everything anons!!!

No. 154680

>>154674
Damn, I like ProZD too so not a loss for me kek.

>>154652
Not defending that it might be put on, but he apparently has gerd and it fucks up his throat a lot and that's the explanation he's been giving for his voice sounding more and more raspy. I already suspected he was fat bc look at his thighs lol.

>>154678
Hell yeah anon!!!!!

No. 154693

>>154674
If only he looked like how his Miles Edgeworth voice sounded.

No. 154694

>>154652
He's built like shane dawson

No. 154698

>>154694
LOL I know right! eh I dont get all the hype for this guy, his voice isnt even that special.

>>154674
I was actually thinking that as well, but unlike corpse ProZD is actually legit and has done various voice acting gigs, he is pretty cool!

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>>154694
Not trying to be a bitch here ladies but I'm starting to think none of you have ever seen someone wearing baggy clothes. This pic is also of him.
OT but for some reason I thought I'd be the only fan of his here, so many of his new fans are so cringe.

No. 154738

>>154733
I'm into this dark eboy look so I listened to him now but wtf how is this man's voice "buttery" in any way?!
He sounds like when a smoker who got a breathing hole put into his throat, but with added vocal fry. You people are weird.

No. 154740

>>154738
I don't get the people describing it as buttery, but I do love his voice, I'm just into the super deep, raspy sound. He started YouTube at like 17/18 years old I think, always had a really low voice, but the acid damage has made it more rough/gravelly than it used to be. To each their own I guess!

No. 154757

some game dev who's made games i really like and think is cute and have chatted with on discord a few times.

he lives on the other side of the country and probably has no interest in me in that way since he doesn't know a fucking thing about me. we aren't friends, or even acquaintances, i'm just a fan. but a casual fan, i guess. i wouldn't date him solely because of the games, i just realized i really liked his personality and his appearance and how he carries himself on top of all that bc of a video he posted.

i'm pretty pathetic

No. 154759

>>154674
>>154680
honestly who doesn't love prozd but i think the point is, just because you can do a sexy voice doesn't mean you're also sexy irl. no offense to prozd but he looks like a 12 year old to me lol

No. 154769

>>154757
what games anon

No. 154774

>>154740
Yeah, I prefer the deep/raspy voice. I love ProZD as a VA because he's so talented and funny, but I don't find his voice sexy at all.

On a side note, I don't blame faceless yters for wanting to be faceless as someone who's got a recurring skin condition. I'd love to stream for fun, but I know I'd get torn apart for not looking like Pokimane or any cute streamers really. I'm fully aware Corpse probably ain't pretty irl, especially as he posted the shrek removing helmet gif once in response to a face reveal, but I still enjoy his streams and voice. I'm past the age of being retarded enough to think he'll look like some anime boy or boyband member, unlike some of his dipshit fans.

Back on topic, also have a mild crush on Sykkuno. He's quite a cute twink, seems to have the clueless himbo shit down.

No. 154798

>>154769
too embarrassed to specify but his games are definitely known in the indie scene, and have a highly unique surreal art style. you might be able to guess

No. 155257

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Over a year ago, I was in a CVS and made eye contact with this cute guy when I was entering the restroom. I still haven’t forgotten him since.. he was cute and tall and had glasses.. i remember the cashier asked him if he wanted a receipt 2x because he didn’t hear her the first time. I am so lonely wow

No. 155266

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So there is this very cute Irish girl I've known for a couple of years, but I live in a different country… and she has a quite shitty boyfriend she lives with. She doesn't have sex with him and from the sound of it she's asexual. She sometimes get very close to dumping him, but even if she did, she would never get with me, I wouldn't be convenient enough. She invited me for a sleepover at one point, but I declined. No point in indulging in this crush. I want nothing more than to roll her up in blankets, put her in a blanket fortress and cuddle with her.

No. 155277

i have a crush on a german boy with yellow fever and i'm a white girl.
him being german and me being jewish also makes things awkward. i don't mind it, but i think he does.

No. 155278

also, samefag but he broke up with his girlfriend while i was away and immediately got w a new girl… fml.

No. 155348

>>155257
It's okay anon, i feel you

No. 155360

>>155277
Why would you like a guy with yellow fever? He sounds gross

No. 155365

>>154733
Imagine being a gatekeeping fan of this guy lol.

Also he has his snap in his twitter bio. He’s definitely being a creep to fans and cashing in on his new success boom. Seconding the anon who predicts a cryotic 2 situation down the line!

No. 155367

>>155365
oh yeah I can totally see that! he def seems like the creep type for real!

No. 155416

>>150474
>>155360
i mean, i didn't know he had it until he said so. i was really into him already and while it was a turnoff it didn't raise too many red flags, just lowered my confidence a bit

No. 155419

>>155416
I developed yellow fever a couple years ago and I feel like I'm going to die alone because I'm in such a white country. I don't quite understand men who admit to it but date outside of their tastes anyway

No. 155424

I'm working on this project right now with an international group (I'm Filipino) and one of the team is this Japanese woman living in London. Pretty, bilingual, an actress. I've visited her professional website and gone through her headshots gallery/video reel. She's just such a regal, graceful presence in our team's video chats. But she could easily date anyone she wanted so I'm content to admire her from afar.

No. 155442

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Not really a crush in a romantic sense, but I really want to meet and befriend Ian aka BrutalMoose.
It's stupid because he lives super far away from me now (he used to live in Texas but moved to Washington state) and I'm not sure if he goes to cons anymore. He seems to keep his life pretty private so I wouldn't try to find him even if he still lived in Texas (plus he has a boyfriend I think?) I'll probably never meet him irl but he seems so chill I just want go to arcades and marketplaces with him.

No. 155547

reviewbrah. fml

No. 155658

>>150474
Oh, wow, I'm embarassed. Entered thinking people would be admitting to fantasizing about fictional characters, but the closest it seems to get is like youtuber personas, which honestly are pretty fucking fictional. For me it's sadly anime characters. I've created enough mental fantasies where I don't really even care about real men.

No. 160652

I have a crush on my professor fml

He's such a dork in an endearing type of way. Lecture slides have started with some memebase image with a pun related to the topic of the day. Eye-roll inducing yes, but I appreciate the effort in trying to lighten up the mood. With labs he's just been such the nicest guy to everyone, and while waiting for samples to finish spinning he's a really fun person to talk to. He goes off on tangents but he gets really into them and gets super animated in his voice, but then he realizes he's going off topic and ends up apologizing a bunch (aww he doesn't have to) but it's really cute seeing him really engrossed in a topic!

He mentioned he was married at the start of the semester, so whoever his wife is is really lucky to have him.

No. 160777

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I wish I was his dead wife.

No. 160794

>>160777
I feel this in my fucking soul anon

No. 160884

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I have the stupidest fucking crush on jschlatt and its driving me crazy. I love his ugly mutton chops and fucky fluffy hair so much.

No. 160903

>>160884
god fucking same. I'm so ashamed to mention it- I also love is voice to pieces. The fact that he's tall and pretty funny doesn't help either.

No. 160982

>>160884
holy shit same! I love his humor and I started watching lunch club because of him

No. 161030

>>160777
But that would make you dead, anon

No. 161051

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i've always had an impossible crush on boyinaband. it's funny i only heard of him when he made that song with cryaotic and minx and i just started watching him after that. the way he acts in his videos is so cute. i've had plenty of daydream fantasies where we meet in the same class and start a casual friendship with one another. i'm not sure if he's gay or not, so honestly sometimes it would turn into romance but other times we just become close friends who really support one another. i just wanna run my fingers through that silky hair and i love the red streak too. to hear him say my name once and tell me things are gonna be okay before giving me headpats would be the dream. he could show me songs he's working on, recommend music to me, and memes he finds funny on his phone. god i wanna fuck him so bad. i'd gargle his cock like it's life support. i'd love to hear him grunt and moan like some kind of beast before cumming in me.

No. 161052

>>161051
I couldn't bear being with a guy who has nicer hair than me kek

No. 161061

>>161051
OT but I'd kill for a man that had hair that nice. Not necessarily the shock color red part but jesus his hair is well kept and appropriate length.

No. 161064

>>161051
based taste, anon. i would do so many depraved things to him kek
i had to repost two times (unsaged the first time and spelling error the second hahaha) he makes me weak and your post is chef's kiss

No. 161065

>>161061
>appropriate length
I honestly think he'd look better with a hair length somewhere between just over his shoulder and mid upperarm. I really like long hair on guys, but this is so long it's taken over his physique. Maybe it looks better in motion, I don't know this guy.

No. 161068

>>161065
nta but, it is appropriate length!!!! im offended kek. my hair is almost as long as his and i always think that getting tangled with him while fucking him rough, would be a sublime experience

No. 161070

>>161061
>well kept
Those ends are ratty af, he needs a good trim

No. 161082

>>161070
It's well kept for a male with long hair. Usually their hair is way more rattier if it's kept long.

No. 161115

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I'm too ashamed to admit who my current impossible, retarded crush is, but I think being a lonely kid gave me a really intense imagination because I'd always imagine myself in very specific friendships and romantic relationships to make myself feel less lonely. As I get older, I realize this might be a bit of a problem. I've been trying to put myself out there to meet actual guys, but I just can't bring myself to be attracted to them. I've even gone on a few dates before but I would eventually become disinterested because I just couldn't see myself being in a relationship with them. I keep reminding myself that the person I fantasize about in my head is definitely nothing like how they are in real life and that I'm essentially having feelings for a person that I made up. I also have to keep reminding myself that I actually don't know this person at all and that even if I met them it definitely wouldn't play out like how I've imagined it. Typing this out now makes me realize just how sad this all sounds lol, but I guess it doesn't bother me too much so I suppose it's harmless..? Damn, I guess that's mental illness huh.

No. 161282

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I fell in love with a fucking webcomic character.

No. 161285

>>161282
Drop the fucking sauce

No. 161295

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It's retarded bc I fell for him exclusively for his GT version

No. 161327

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>>161285
Villainess In Love. He’s hopelessly and stupidly in love with her and honestly I’ve become a bit (a lot) disappointed he’s not the default version of men irl. https://tapas.io/series/villainess-in-love/info you can read all of it here though https://manhuascan.com/manga-villainess-in-love.html

No. 161389

>>161295
Anon, have you seen him in Super? He is just chef's kiss the perfect man

No. 161391

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It's the dumbest thing ever and I don't even like his music that much but I can't get this bastard out of my head. I read his biography and I just feel bad for him, like he deserved better than his anti-semitic cheating wife.

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>>161295
12 yr old me thought he was a total dreamboat in GT. Long-haired future Trunks could also get it.

No. 164213

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I need to put this out somewhere. I have been obsessing, and I mean 𝘖𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 over Ludwig Ahgren lately, I don’t know what it is about him but I genuinely think he is incredibly attractive, I don’t usually get crushes on internet people, much less twitch streamers, but holy fuck having hours of content with his face out there isn’t helping. Is this because of the quarantine? Like I genuinely would like to be his girlfriend, I’m panicking

also been listening to his cover of Baby it’s cold outside on repeat for two weeks now, how I wish it was me singing with him… (I suck at singing btw)

No. 164223

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Twitch streamer Hassan Piker
I could watch him get triggered on stream by his chat all day

No. 164375

>>164223
Good taste. His personality puts me off so badly (literally couldn't stand him on his love or host episode) but he really is so physically attractive that I watch his streams anyways.

No. 167318

>>154652
>>154680
I‘ve seen him in Anthony‘s video too, jesus I was flabbergasted how much corpse husband tried to hide his chonk. Those thighs really gave him away.

>>154625
You know CH claimed to look like lil xan and people were chatting him up mistaking him for xan? Now imagine fat lil xan, are you really into that? I love his voice ngl but I‘m not gonna simp fat male billy eyelash.

No. 167337

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>>164213
good taste
>>164223
I agree with >>164375, he gives me average cumbrain leftist dude vibes but more full of himself
Anyway since we're on the subject of twitch crushes, mine is jshlatt

No. 167411

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What zero socialising and playing skyrim everyday does to a b

No. 167421

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>>167411
I… I understand, anon.

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>>167411

… i understand

No. 167429

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>>167337
i think his voice is like 50% of the crush for me w/ schlatt

till lindemann could pummel me into the ground and i would say thank you

No. 167471

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i know he's a manlet with a weird nose but i love him and have recurrent fantasy daydreams where i convince him to quit the army and then we get married and have lots of little voldemort-nosed kids kek

No. 167481

>>167471
wouldn't this be the husbando thread?

No. 167492

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>>167429
Oh I love Till
I just love Rammstein as a whole

No. 167496

>>167427
What the hell man why ancano???

No. 167499

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>i live in canada, he lives in the USA (why does this always happen)
>he acts like a dumbass a lot
>fun to be around
>similar tastes
>we've been playing lego star wars bc fun clunky charming game
>is actually willing to do stupid shit with me like watch the bionicle movies
>does work for a nonprofit and loves his animals
>is capable of having a down to earth conversation if it really matters
>have had a crush on him for awhile, but tried to distance myself a bit when his gf expressed that she was getting a bit jealous and i didn't want to hurt her feelings because she's my friend
>he has bpd and schizophrenia from what i know
>is self aware of how impulsive and destructive he can be towards others and himself
>has trouble bringing up things that are bugging him without it being in a lighthearted tone (i do too though)
>brings up sometimes, in that tone something serious about his mental health to me sometimes because it's clearly stressing him out
>he broke up with his gf because he started having bad mental health issues (he had started bringing it up around this time to me) and started cheating on her, and broke up with her almost right away because he realized that he couldn't stay faithful (i got this from her)
>gf got upset at him a lot about his issues caused by his mental health issues, such as suddenly getting irritated at her sometimes
>me and my brother have it so i know why he does certain things and i think i'd be able to cope better than her. note mine doesn't have huge anger outbursts, one of the more 'functional' ones
>has brought up the topic of how he doesn't think long distance relationships are worth it to him because the distance makes it difficult, which is understandable bc of the emotion shit involved w bpd.
>if we ever got involved by some miracle i'd make sure to have a long conversation about our mental health and what we should know and that i know about his past habits. (fat chance though)

why am i only attracted to people i feel a kinship with. my life is a fucking nightmare

my most prominent fictional impossible crush tho at the moment is The Flagellant from Darkest Dungeon.

No. 167500

>>167499
forgot to say this but i don't even know what he looks like. I know he's in shape and takes care of himself but i've never seen him. I don't think that's a problem though as i haven't ever really cared in the past as long as the person makes at least somewhat of an effort to take care of themselves, i.e they shower when they need to and make sure their hair isn't greasy if they're seeing anyone or going out in public (exceptions can be made for depressive episodes)

No. 167504

>>167499
>>167500
i'm retarded and also forgot to mention that his gf was long distance, which is probably important when explaining his actions. also tends to sound kind of meek when he's recalling something that happened and she gets mentioned because she's involved in the story. he seems to have some self sabotage habits so i think the cheating was self sabotage. he also seems to be in a better state, and i assume it's because he got help of some kind. wouldn't consider dating anyone with mental illness if they refused help.

No. 167520

>>167492
thb he looks like shit now, but in his youth he was 100/10 hyper giga terra chad.

No. 168373

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Rodrick heffley. or sid from the first toy story. i am absolutely obsessed with rodrick and his character in the books and the films. it makes it even better because devon looked absolutely perfect and was the perfect fit for rodrick, like he is styled so perfectly, his hair is absolutely perfect, kinda long and messy and when he wears eyeliner on occasions…. my god… actual perfection. the thing is, i rarely find guys attractive and im not even into 'emo' boys (even though hes punk not emo everyone describes him as emo though) but im just absolutely obsessed with rodrick and it hurts to know he is not real. also i dont get why devon didnt keep his hair like they styled it in doawk bc it suited him PERFECTLY. i love u rodrick

No. 168671

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Probably a retarded husbando to have since he's likely implied to be gay

No. 171064

A football player. I know a lot of them are dirtbags but he really seems like a great person. I have fantasies about being his supportive gf through highschool, college, and to the pros. His real girlfriend is beautiful and I like to make myself feel like shit by looking at her and other WAGS Instas.

No. 171503

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I have this weird thing for Harriet from Red Dead Online. She's the perfect mix of cute and crazy, I love how she has this elaborate fancy tent in the middle of nowhere and yet her hair/face is so disheveled. She gets pissed off if you kill too many animals, she'll say something along the lines of "I know what you've been up to…" when you come up to her, sometimes she'll be so mad that she'll spray you with this drug thing and you wake up in the woods. I wish she'd hatefuck me. I find myself getting all nervous before I talk to her ingame, I'm doomed kek

No. 171508

>>155442
I know you posted this a while ago but based anon

No. 171792


No. 171814

I want to fuck Jerma so bad it causes me physical pain.

No. 171824

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>>171792
thanks Kevin

No. 171906

>>171503
I can understand this

No. 172607

>>171814
You and me both, anon.

No. 173070

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Yousuke Koiwai.

God, this caught me off guard, at first I was just reading Yotsuba to better my Japanese and Yotsuba's dad just stole my fucking heart at first I was like man this guys just hilarious
then he hit me
with spontaneous emphatic moments he had with Yotsuba

This man is a mature, 20 something year old, funny, single dad that adopted a kid, whos not horny all the time
yeah pretty fucking impossible
I dont want to live in 3d

No. 173355

>>173070
i love yosuke and yotsubato! is one of the best manga i've ever read, yotsuba is such a hilarious (and witty) child i love her!!!!!!!!!

No. 174016

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i don't think i can write enough paragraphs for my love for this man

No. 174241

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I used to have a crush on him as a tween (literally only because he had a dog)

No. 174242

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>>174241
samefagging cuz I have to get this out of my chest

I had a crush on this cat as a kid

No. 174331

>>174016
There's a husbando thread for this.

No. 174375

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why can't she be real?

No. 174476

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had an embarrassing and depressing phase during 2020 and immediately latched onto him just to feel something positive. i don't even watched the show.

No. 174477

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>>174016
omg pls write some paragraphs anyway

No. 174487

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I hate that people label him as some ~closeted tranny~ fuck no

No. 174583

>girl at university stared at me often during freshmen and second year
>think she's cute, also feel nervous and wonder if she has beef with me because I am a defensive dumbass, move on with life
>profile suggested to me last summer on fb
>we have a bunch of shit in common
>she may in fact be gay, best friend is a butch lesbian
>she haunts my brain intermittently now
>only one year left for us both IF uni opens in fall
So close to friending her but I probably won't. The things we have in common are important to me in dating, too. Ah.

I'll just continue cyberstalking and feeling sad I guess. It's what I do best.

No. 174586

>>174583
I'm going to come to your house and push the friend request button for you, you silly bitch. This crush is neither impossible nor retarded.

No. 174589

>>174583
Press the friend button and start some friendly banter anon please!
If you don't, you will always think about what coulda been. Do it for me at least I wanna hear updates

No. 174595

>>174589
what anon is supposed to say? they dob't know each other. genuinely curious

No. 174612

>>174595
It's the internet. ""Hey saw you on the recommended and thought you looked cool" or even a simple "hey wassup"

No. 174616

met my mentor when i was a teen, developed a stalker level infatuation w/ them despite them being a decade older than me and distanced myself from them later in my teens, then reconnected. we have extremely similar upbringings/trauma and i've never been able to tell if i'm just crazy and seeing things that aren't there or if maybe my feelings aren't completely one sided.

anyways fast forward to all these years later im well into my 20s and we live together but w covid and mental illness i honestly dont know what the future holds. i would drag myself thru broken glass just to be able to touch them let alone be w them so im going to see where things go and who knows maybe one day ill jokingly bring up how i used to have the biggest crush on them just to see how they react cause there's always that voice in the back of my head like "what if this is just a big game of 4d chess that you're both playing on an unspoken level" but tbh i might just be crazy. until then i'm playing a waiting game and being happy for every day we get to continue to be together w eachother even if it turns out that im only seen as some sibling figure and i'm perfectly content w that that's just how much i love this person

No. 174842

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sage for blog post
>>154625
I used to follow him back in the day when he would read scary stories back when I was 15, I never thought he was attractive let alone his voice but I'm 20 and now I see the appeal. But also he could be the ugliest mf on the planet and in the end, we'll be a bunch of clowns.

But on a serious note, I've been super depressed lately thinking about a boy who I was in love with back when I was 16. He switched schools so I never got to tell him how I feel but it's one of my biggest regrets. We were mutual on Instagram but then he unfollowed so I unfollowed him. Next thing I know he deleted everything and I was innocently stalking his dead account and all these feelings came back. I truly believe he's the only one that I've been truly in love with. I think about DM the dead account and telling him how I feel. We were in a class where we had to write something nice about each other and I still have the note that he wrote to me. I miss him so much. He and my friend at the time had something going on between them and I didn't want to ruin my friendship with her so I kept my mouth shut. I would bring him gushers every morning and one time our legs were touching during class and that memory makes me so happy. He had a lot of friends who were girls and when he moved school he got in a serious relationship and I remember crying because I knew it was too late. Ahh the feeling of a lost love.

No. 174843

>>174242
are/were you a furry at some point? sound like you had a type.

No. 175065

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>>154652
to be fair sometimes chubby boys can be cute
look at john lennon

No. 175223

>>173070
Anon, this post pushed me to re-read Yotsubato and now I'm in the same boat… I love him…

No. 175224

>>175065
that's cute?

No. 175276

>>154652
his body here reminds me of shame dawson and i just shuddered.

No. 175311

>>175065
gonna hatefuck him in hell

No. 175313

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Yes, it's impossible but I refuse to call it retarded. Any woman would be lucky to have Double D as their boy toy. The thought of him ending up with that white trash Marie Kanker makes me throw up.

No. 175314

>>175313
Aren't they all white trash in that show?

No. 175315

>>175314
Um, no? Double D is tidy and sophisticated. He's a sensitive boy. His parents live in a cul-de-sac that's safe enough for the children to play outside together.

No. 175316

>>175315
fucking kek anon I am not invested in this argument at all but I love your passion. Don't let her slander your man like that.

No. 175483

>>174843
Late response but no actually. I just tought dogs and cats were cute and I liked the cats colour palette.
I remember I watched The Twin Princesses of Wonder Planet and my favourite princesses where the ones with animal ears (I swear I'm not a furry)

No. 175632

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>>175223
You made the right decision joining the cult of Yousuke.

No. 175700

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I know she's a cow on this site but I would love to spend time with her in spite of it, I honestly love her aesthetic and she seems so cool

No. 175702

>>175700

Wow, I just connected the dots and used to see her and her friend Julia post on Terminal-boredom.com all the time. they did a lil video to Country Teasers - thank you god for making me an angel .
I always thought they were so cool, sad to find out she’s a cow. Not surprised. I swoon in a way as well.

No. 175763

>>175700 I agree!
I also like her aesthetic, she's toned down the frail loli wannabe schtick in the past few and i think the more mature sophisticated vibe suits her better.
The only thing is that her proana tendencies annoy me a lot as an ex-anachan, so unless I relapsed we could never get lunch or anything lolz

No. 175980

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No. 175997

>>175980
I recently watched Hunger Games movies and I loved them, but I couldn't help but feel weird about its last peaceful scene. Peeta is the best boy!

No. 176043

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i still cry about him.

No. 176044

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Frances Bean Cobain

No. 176046

>>176043
RIP. him playing Chekov was brilliant and entertaining.

No. 176052

>>176043
Was scrolling and have to take a few seconds here. RIP - his death was a tragedy.
There was something about him that made him so endearing to me. He is one of the very, very few celebrities I would stan.

No. 177872

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Any anons have any advice on dealing with parasocial relationships? I’ve had an absolutely awful few months and my life has basically been completely upended. I found a fairly popular streamer and he’s made me laugh way more in the past few weeks than I have all Pandemic. I’ve gone from being pretty neutral about him into this really strong parasocial crush to the point where I get butterflies when he turns facecam on all within the span of a week. I’ve always been fairly predisposed to parasocial interactions and daydreaming but I feel like this one is gonna be bad; to the point where I’m having theses delusions of grandeur about how we would have great chemistry if we met. How do I get rid of these feelings?

No. 177873

>>177872
It's not like a crush on a collegue or a friend's friend, you don't ever have to see him, couldn't you just not watch his streams anymore and then slowly come off it?

No. 177945

>>177872
Seconding >>177873, any exposure you've had to him you can just easily cut off, and the parasocial relationship will wither away by itself. You have to do this right now though, otherwise it'll just get more difficult to do so in the future. I know it feels like a sturdy pillar of good feelings to lean on during really shitty times, but this isn't actually a healthy or even stable way of getting that fulfillment. The easiest way to get satisfaction is to build it on your own achievments in a hobby, or even just getting invested in research or a show/book. That's a much richer reward than longing for someone who you'll never meet and ending up feeling hollow inside because you expected them to fill the void. And yeah, I speak from experience

No. 177969

>>175997
AYRT, this is super late but I'm planning on watching them, I've already seen parts of them here and there and I already read the books so I pretty much know what you're talking about but why did you find it weird? He really is though!

No. 177981

Astarion from Baldur's gate 3 ughhhhh

No. 178421

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I mean, why can't I time travel back to the 60s-70s where we can make weird art and wallow in childhood trauma together? So unfair.
Really though, I have seriously mad respect for him as an artist. Everything he does is just steeped with wonder at the world, and I get the feeling that he's just really innocent and gentle. He has a really interesting but soft face, too. I want to dom young Lynch so much, god it hurts.

No. 178465

There is this "music reviewer" from my city who makes youtube comments on 50% of music I listen to on youtube, my music taste is really similar to his and in his reviews he sounds so happy, sometimes I wish I could meet him and we would go to concerts together and travel to a specific country and maybe hold hands. Also he loves devin townsend so he cannot possibly be a bad person.

No. 178570

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This aquaintance has me at the moment. He's pretty popular among the girls in our classes. It seems pretty hopeless rn and I don't see him reciprocating but sometimes I catch him staring so maybe… Im not gonna pathetically tell anyone about it irl and tg im good at hiding my crush on him especially now since my friend also likes him. I wish we were closer because then I could make things easy and just tell him but the most interaction I've had is me sharing snacks with him, having spots next/across eachother, and a few passing convos.There are way too many girls who are closer to him but thankfully everyone is either to scared to make a move or kindly getting rejected lol

No. 178608

When I was 16 a student-teacher came to college offering a short course on fundamental theory and philosophy. He was very tall, posh, he spoke like he had a plum lodged in his throught, messy blonde hair, big smile and a little plump. I took it with one other girl, was probably super annoying because I already knew a lot of the content and I flaunted it hard. Went home and wrote erotica about pegging him. Maybe one day.

No. 179349

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I had a weird YouTube crush on Connor from CdawgVA for a couple months I think. I found his videos about anime topics and he has such a nice voice and seems funny to hang around with. Then I followed him on twitter. He started streaming again a while ago and then his streams only had around 300 viewers and I asked so many questions and he answered them because it wasn't crowded. It made me really really happy for some reason. It went on for a little while before it died down. It's not like I don't watch him any more, but there are no feelings luckely. Honestly, sometimes these random crushes are just annoying since it takes up value brain space. My braincell is working hard enough already

No. 179409

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I've had the weirdest crush on Rusty Cage for years now even though he's the opposite of what I look for in guys irl. I can't get through a single one of his videos without grinning at my phone like and idiot.

No. 179470

I had this retarded crush on a guy because he's pretty and has beautiful hair (long hair on guys gets me every time) then told me he was "non-binary at heart" Thanks for telling me, bullet dodged

No. 179950

im in love with a guy from London (i live very far from Europe). hes always saying how much happy he would be if we could meet and how he would love to be my boyfriend if he could… if he could. he's not looking for a long distance thing with someone on an entirely different part of the globe. he's very sweet, cute and kind of weird and i adore it. hes always talking about how happy he would be if only we could be together. he told his mom about me even. im so sad he didnt seem interested in long distance cause i really like him, but maybe with time he will change his mind… i hope he does. i cant blame him for not being sure of it since i dont have money to go to Europe (and never have been in Europe) and he would never take a plane to the shithole i live in. ive been planning a trip to Europe for years now and i do believe its going to happen. i had the money last year and everything but covid and stuff and losing job and stuff happened so i dont have that money anymore. but i know i can save up again and would love meeting him. im so fucking into this guy its kinda embarrassing.

No. 179952

>>179950
Are you that same anon from a few days ago who sent a nude to a british guy just because he's european.

No. 179954

>>179950
How did you meet anon? Have you both seen what each of you look like? You should tell him how you feel, like you did in that reply

No. 179955

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yeah, I used to have a crush on this man as a kid without really knowing how he looked like.
seeing his paintings on history textbooks depicting massacres always made me a bit emo.

No. 179962

Went on a date with a super posh dude (think very educated job, ultra posh way of talking, ridiculously nerdy hobbies) who then proceeded to ghost me.

My obsessive ass can’t get over it even though I have no idea if he’s all that interesting, good in bed or even at kissing. But I can’t get the fucker out of my head. Posh/proper people make me want to bully them and mess them up a bit arghhh.

No. 179992

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It's because he's dead.

No. 180379

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the fact that he was in a relationship with his moms best friend makes him hotter

No. 180502

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>>180379
unfortunately the Onassis family was cursed and his father's reputation isn't that great amongst greek people.

No. 180506

Anon I feel you. But the ghosting thing is a huge sign. People have their reasons but if you were getting on fine then it seems so sketchy.

No. 180676

Intrusively daydreaming about running my fingers through my fictional anime husbando's hair and it's killing me today.

No. 180727

>>180676
New fetish unlocked.

No. 180775

>>179950
Why not date and just save up money to see him on a tourist visa for 6 months or so. Don't let someone you enjoy slip by just because of distance Anon.

No. 185741

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The Organic Chemistry Tutor on youtube. He has that mellow american voice one can't help but smile at. He just sounds extremely endearing. Doesn't hurt that he's good at teaching and seems patient/well mannered.
I haven't looked up any of his other online profiles, just in case he has posted a pic of himself there. I don't want to ruin the fantasy I have of him in my mind.

No. 186715

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Notorious Cree from tiktok. Honestly I've seen him on instagram lives before and he seems like a knucklehead… but I like him so much ugghhh how is he so cute? I saw a recent vid he did and I swooned irl.
I've never had a boyfriend before so it makes me feel double extra tarded. Take me into your arms, fancy dancy man.

No. 186747

>>185741
bitch same ahaha good thing my obsession makes me look studious

No. 186849

>>185741
I like that you like his voice, because i honestly find it kind of annoying lol. He is a great teacher though and he works really hard.

No. 189493

stupid stupid crush on a guy at work that's never gonna work out ugggh

he's 15 years older than me and is a single dad so too busy to date anyways

but he always greets me when we see each other with a "morning sweetheart" or "morning sunshine" and is really good at cheering me up on a shitty shift. idk like id like to see him outside of work bc once in a while he does flirt and loves to make me blush but also…yeah dont need the whole floor talking about us if we dated so yup im just stuck respectfully staring at him

No. 189546

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>>161391
absolutely king taste. I find a lot of composers stupid hot, even when they aren't traditionally attractive. I love Shostakovich for the same reasons, he has a similarly sympathetic story and a cute face. Love a old, dead miserable music man i guess.

No. 189592

>>189493
He sounds creepy as fuck so I’m glad you’re keeping your distance.

No. 189662

>>189546
He looks like Stephen Hawking before he started identifying as an autobot stuck mid transition into a chair

No. 189693

>>189546
I'm diagnosing you with terrible taste in men.

No. 189709

>>189546
Never thought he was attractive but i really liked that waltz by him.

No. 190551

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One of my early crushes was Dilton from the Archie comics. Then he got shoved off a radio tower by an alien potato-tentacle roofie and it woke things up in me I wish would stay asleep.

No. 190974

I have a STUPID crush on a C-level employee at my company.

Recently I went into the office for the first time since I was hired during Covid. Someone on his team was showing me around. I accidentally made eye contact that lingered slightly too long with him. He started following us around. We had a side convo about architecture. I was extremely charmed by him.

After that, he sat with us in the break area. When the conversation slowed, he kept singling me out to ask me questions. I avoided eye contact a lot because his replies were so personable and nice that I was starting to blush.

We did not interact when I was first hired. Since then, he responds to everything I post on our slack. He has linked his instagram twice now to show me things related to our conversations. I did not follow him tho.

I'm just being aloof and distant while I fantasize 24/7.

Thank god I can work remote every day.

No. 190989

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>>190551
anon ily for this, jughead was an early childhood crush of mine so I feel ya. Will never forgive the CW riverdale for tarnishing our childhood husbandos like this

No. 190994

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>>190989
Kek I had a crush on him too. I'm not upset about the actor they got to play him though, he's hot. Never watched the show though and probably won't since I hear it's one of those "edgy" remakes.

No. 190995

Meth dealer. I hate myself for it.. he's so cute though.

No. 190999

i had a crush on an internet friend from another country everything sucks

No. 191021

one of my friends who came out as bisexual…and then got a boyfriend a few months later

i'm trying to console myself with the fact that i was never her type anyway, since she mentioned being attracted to instagram baddy types and i am a gangly butch nerd so it was just never meant to be, r-right anons

we've even slept in the same fucking bed and when explaining how i draw hands i demonstrated on hers like a creepy art teacher, and i also clam up and act like a deranged moron when she asks about and shows interest in my stupid hobbies. the way i act(ed) around her makes me wanna die of regret and embarrassment sometimes

No. 191048

>>191021
She's still your friend anon, I bet she thinks your shyness is endearing if she even notices it at all. We're usually much harsher critics of ourselves than others. Also if she went for some scrote then she's the one missing out, males are inferior by definition and you deserve someone as into you as you are them.

No. 191241

>>190994
I think him & his brother are hot, kind of weird for me though because I remember when they were kids, even though I'm younger than they are

No. 196646

I followed a woman on fucking Tiktok and other social media and I seem to have developed a crush.

Losing my mind this is so stupid. I'm considering what a great pairing we'd be because we have so much on common but she lives across the continent lmao. She's not a big creator either so she could potentially notice me and I kind of hope she does. I'm embarrassed to even think that but I need to get it out there. Pathetic, almost moid-tier behavior.

I need to attend things and meet people, damn. This has happened before but the Tiktok element makes me feel especially dumb this time.

No. 196730

this guy who makes wsb tier stock market videos on youtube, his self deprecating jokes are funny and he sounds very intelligent to me since i have no grasp on what he's talking about, something about self-destructive gambling addict side of financebros is very sexy to me, not the mf wharton wolf of ws stock broker types but the ones that dump their 401k on stocks

No. 196780

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yes i have a parasocial relationship with a dead musician that nobody listens to, what about it?

>>175065
>>175311
are you me. but i prefer his heroin thinness in the late 60s/early 70s

No. 202133

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I'll never date this stupid dinosaur nerd and it makes me so sad.

No. 202150

>>202133
Oh gosh I watch him too. The only time I think he did any kind of body/face reveal was in super quick in one of his videos he was in a jojo cosplay(?) He looks super twinky.
I also watch Ben G Tomas and he's surprisingly cute when he shows his face. Idk man those blushing science boys get to me

No. 202156

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>>202150
Yes, he cosplayed as Diavolo and there are a couple more pics of him but all with his face hidden.

No. 206694

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i have to know. anyone else?

No. 206716

>>206694
I go to tf2 wiki under sniper responses and scream at this clip when I feel lonely https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7d/Sniper_mvm_loot_rare05.wav

No. 207180

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Usually I find it hard to daydream about dating my parasocial crushes because most of the time I recognize that we are not actually that compatible so daydreaming believable scenarios are hard to come up with. My current hyperfixation is a different story though. When I'm bored I will just imagine having conversations with him and sometimes they actually make me feel a lot better. I imagine the dates that we would go on and all that stuff. I don't really get it because an irl relationship sounds so undesirable to me, so I don't get why I keep wanting to daydream what is essentially an imaginary boyfriend. Would love to hear what cute fantasies farmers have come up with for their unattainable husbandos/waifus

No. 207215

i rarely get crushes but when i do i just like the ride the edge of plausibility, it has to be possible but not too likely to actually happen. sometimes if a crush shows me too much interest my fantasy dissolves and i become disgusted with them, i really dont know why. i havent dated a lot but every time i have it has basically begun in this fashion. i think i build up a fantasy of being with them so much, wondering what it would be like, if they were thinking about me too, etc. thats the enjoyable part for me, i do feel bad saying this but once reality hits i grow bored, start to see their flaws and quickly cut things off. i have fixated on people in roles that seem impossible but have actually manifested themselves, so where i used to find some people "safe" to fantasize about now i am wary of it…(for example someone who was a much older mentor to me which ended very badly).
i could write more about why i dont like relationships & prefer being single but basically in the end i am happy simply fantasizing. i feel like i can satisfy myself better than anyone else and tbh it never gets old!
my current fictional crush is data from star trek tng which, sure its weird and slightly embarrassing to admit, whatever kek. but i like the concept of basically dating an android who can be programmed to pleasure specifically me (in a superior way to a normal person), who is completely candid & never manipulative, and who can be my companion/entertain me with interesting facts on my terms. (i ignore the episode "in theory" though i hate it, it doesnt align with my fantasy at all kek)

No. 207230

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I went into psychoanalysis last year after a friend said it was doing wonders for him. This summer I developed “””transference””” for my analyst after I realized I miss him and keep thinking about him while on vacation and not seeing him for 2 weeks. It’s very confusing, I don’t know if it really is transference or if I like him as a man outside his professional role because I realized I could view him as attractive because of how we speak after sessions (pleasant communication, same interests etc) not just him being a daddy substitute. He says it’s part of the process and all analysands believe they’re “truly” in love with their analysts in the midst of transference. After I suggested that it might be more than that he told me off the record that his ethical code does not allow him to be anything other than a caretaker while I’m his patient and that I “don’t know anything about him” in reality, only his professional persona. This bs hurts.

No. 207234

>>207230
Everything he said is correct, personally and professionally. You don’t have any idea about who he is and how he acts outside of work, and if he did try to pursue something with you romantically that would be a horrific abuse of power and position. I know it hurts anon and of course therapists are easy to like because they’re a constant, patient and supportive listening ear, but I’m really relieved he has firm boundaries in place so he can serve you in the position he’s supposed to. It would be all sorts of wrong for him to do a 180 and take advantage of your vulnerability and personal traumas that you’re paying him to listen to.

No. 207239

>>207230
>>207234
yeah…

Also just to clatify I never made him any offers or expressed any desire for something to happen in reality. I was simply honest about my emotions during the sessions because it's part of the work.

No. 207251

>>207239

anon, it sounds like you're doing exactly what the work requires by being honest. I hope you make the changes you're hoping to through analysis. I hope I can do it someday!

No. 207309

>>207230
ughh been there and the time when I was infatuated with my therapist gave me the biggest emotional highs

No. 207316

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Alex Jacques, F1 commentator. I find him so adorable and he's so good at what he does. He also just comes off as an absolute sweetheart, I want to put him in a jar and shake him.

No. 207336

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Can an ex be a crush? I currently have no-one that has come close than my ex in terms of compatibility and looks so I’ve been daydreaming about him wen I’m bored.
I guess it could qualify as retarded crush cause we broke up years ago and went zero contact. Pretty sure he’s got a gf too now.

Less retarded but still dumb would be Taika Waititi especially as Viago. Love me a dumb sweetheart with a nice awkward smile. I just love him.

No. 207782

I developed a crush on this online guy 5 years younger than me because I loved teasing him and found him pretty entertaining, I also related to some of his life struggles. I started to realise my crush on him was stupid when he suddenly got an online gf after being dumped two weeks prior. He's too immature at times but I did appreciate him messaging me everyday.

No. 207784

>>207782
Ik this is the retard crush thread but lmfao damn girl u can do better. Get u a man irl

No. 207786

>>207336
Me too, almost two years of zero contact but my mind still goes to her because our kind of intimacy always felt perfect for me. I certainly feel retarded but I hope both of us can forget our exes, nonita

No. 207957

my most retarded crush in the world is a reddit gwa performer. i literally have gotten to the point where i almost always imagine her voice in off-hand fantasies ad have even considered messaging her (but realizing that would get nowhere because i imagine she'd think i was a creepy scrote).

this is really my worst one.

No. 208563

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Mine is a dead freedom fighter from the 70s. It's so stupid but I've watched documentaries that she was in and read/watched interviews with her, and she's really smart and brave and pretty and seems like a nice lady who I'd get along with :'). I kinda got gay vibes from her but she was married though. Her family's originally from the same city as mine is too which is cool. She died last year which is a shame because I wish I could've met her IRL, I have a lot of respect for her.

Also cringe but I end up liking muslim dudes a lot which would never work out because religious differences smh :((:'))

No. 209030

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ive been watching redlettermedia religiously since maybe 2014 and over the years ive developed a crush on mike stoklasa that is definitely both impossible and retarded. he is so cute, intelligent and hilarious though, i think we have really similar personalities plus we are both scorpios. i feel insane writing this because obviously i dont even know him at all, its completely para-social but i have daydreamed about moving to milwaukie and running into him and asking him on a date, getting to know him, etc, its so dumb. hes my perfect man

No. 209032

>>209030
don't hide the maxi-chin anon

No. 209106

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>>209032
his mannerisms are what make him so cute though i love when he shy laughs

No. 209201

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god this is so autistic but i would fuck him once and leave i hate this retard

No. 209202

>>208563
What's the freedom fighter's name anon?

No. 209205

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I feel stupid even posting this anonymously but I’ve been watching GMM for the first time in years and I love this lonely nerd. I fucking hate it when I develop crushes on real people, fictional or dead crushes are easier to handle, when it’s a real person I think ‘yeah I could totally move to x and this could happen’ I am so mentally ill rip. Just wanna cuddle Jordan and pat his head…

No. 209239

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>>209201
same but with picrel

No. 209276

>>161115
Actually nonnie, it's probably just Comphet

No. 209278

I still think about a man who I've been friends with for years.
We used to work together and were both in relationships at the time. I didn't realise then that I had a crush on him, just that I found him obscenely attractive and my voice would go up an octave whenever I was chatting to him.
After I got a new job we'd often meet up for a couple of drinks and had deep, thoughtful and funny conversations. I'd always be looking right at his eyes, which are a deep, gorgeous blue.

Fast forward a couple years, and I'm living in a different city, having just broken up with my bf (the one from earlier). Coincidentally, he'd also broken up with his gf around the same time. We were texting fairly frequently, and at one point I was horny and turned our conversation into talking about him and I. He was into it. We kinda realised in that moment we'd had lingering feelings for each other all this time.

I came back to town for a holiday and we spent most of my time there together, having the best sex of my life and feeling more connected to anyone than I'd ever felt. I was also loosely dating someone else around this time which he was aware of.

After I fly back to my city, he comes and visits me a month later, but given I was still dating that someone else (and was set on not being monogamous having just come out of an abusive relationship), he didn't feel totally comfortable being with me. We sort of fizzled out, as I knew I wasn't ready to be with him, and we were still so fresh off our previous relationships.

It's been a couple years since then, and I can't help but feel i missed my chance with him. He's dating someone else, and they seem ok and happy together. I'm dating someone, but I don't feel nearly as good as I did with him. Plus we live in different cities, and to be honest I don't know if he holds me as highly, he certainly did when we realised our feelings for each other.

He told me in that week, that when we worked together all those years ago, we were at a staff party and he was watching me chat to someone else, and the thought randomly occurred to him "wow, anon is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen."

I still think about him saying that, in his low, deep voice.

No. 209282

>>209201
holy fuck he is the most obnoxious and pathetic person i've ever seen on youtube. thank you for this find. he's very cute for some reason

No. 209300

I'm developing a crush on a friend made through a video game. I've no idea what he looks like at all, only know his voice, age, and what state he lives in, but he has complete trust in this friend group we're both in that I hate to say anything and ruin it all. Bonus points after he's hinted at maybe being bi and I'm completely scared of relationships. I sucks. I sucks a lot.


>>209201
Well that sucks, he's moderately good-looking.

No. 209310

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>>209201
I thought he was attractive once, mainly because he looks like an ex of mine and I was interested in his hikikomori origins, but looking past the filters and seeing how he views and treats women (especially the cute girls he should consider himself lucky to have crossed paths with), not to mention his raging and unchecked STD's (that causes his raging pizza face, itchy bumhole, and causes him to chronically shit himself), buttfucking himself with yogurt and a sausage because he has no control of his sex impulses, pornbrain (admitted to masturbating to horse shit), allegedly having sex with a 12 year old, hiring prostitutes on the regular, raping a girl in a karaoke booth, selling gay porn of himself for $ as well as private photos from exes, and more - all of that has permanently tarnished his image in my eyes and solidifies him as a truly low, scummy, sexpest scrote. Also, he needs to give his grandma her fucking glasses back.

No. 209313

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I've always been prone to having distant crushes. A few times I've managed to actually make them into something, but it's a pretty creepy and unsustainable way to establish a relationship. I'm married now to my husband, who started out as a crush I was trying to keep distant for various reasons but failed because he liked me back.
After a crisis of sorts in our marriage, I began mentally distancing myself from my husband. I find it hard to fantasize about my husband because in my mind mutual desire is not 'plausible' anymore. I really don't think I can or want to divorce him, since he's finally fixing things and waking up to how badly he's pushed me.
For a year now I've had a crush on my male friend. The crush started developing after I recovered from my self-hatred a bit and started seeing life for how beautiful it could be, again. It's kind of weird, maybe on some level I always knew we were strangely compatible, even back when I was madly in love with my husband.
Anyway, I quickly noticed how alive I felt in my friend's presence and how much I wanted to seek him out. We grew surprisingly close after discussing a bit more personal subjects and sharing our perceptions of reality. Turns out we relate to each other quite a bit, we're incredibly similar in background and temperament. I can confidently say that I'm attracted to him, I like him and I could've fallen in love with him if it weren't for my situation. Everything indicates that he thinks that it's impossible for a woman to be attracted to him and I passionately fantasize of proving him wrong.
I made the mistake of allowing myself to fantasize about being with him, while in actual life I deepened our friendship. At first I didn't want to accept that I was crushing on him, I wanted to delude myself into thinking it's just a lighthearted fantasy. I often wonder if he likes me back, if he's noticed how well we mesh, I wonder if he too thinks about me but tries not to because he respects my marriage. I sometimes walk around the places we've been together. He's pretty much replaced my thoughts about my husband, thinking about him takes my anxiety away and it's like I can mentally tune out of my marriage the same way my husband did when I needed support.
After the last time I hung out with him (thank God he doesn't live nearby) I burst out crying home alone because I had to finally accept that my feelings are real instead of just some thing I can quit when it becomes too dangerous. He's actively looking for a girlfriend and I hope he finds one, maybe it'll help me stop these feelings because without them, our friendship could be solid and simple. Sometimes I try to kill my feelings by reminding myself that he probably sees too much of himself in me to be attracted, but it's still hard to just stop caring. If he gets with another woman I'll be probably grieving but ultimately ok. Whatever happens as long as it doesn't involve me cheating on my husband or ruining his experience of our friendship, it's all ok. The last thing I want to be is a creep. I just wanted to be a good friend to a precious person and I done fucked it up. I live a second life with him in my fake memories and snapping back to reality manifests as near physical pain every time.

I want to go back to loving my husband instead of having a retarded crush on my friend who quite frankly deserves better than some married woman resisting the urge to fiercely seduce him. He deserves an actual friend, and it'd be great if he got a proper girlfriend or a wife even. He deserves to feel desired and held, just as much as I do.

No. 209353

>>209201
i met him in germany. no you wouldn't, i'm crazy and i didn't want to fuck him

No. 209368

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>>209310
This was a read. He doesn't deserve to be mildly attractive.

No. 209374

>>209313
Why are you crushing on other men whilst you're married?
Get a grip, you're mentally ill.

No. 209375

>>209374
Nah, sounds like she just has a shitty husband who fucked her over and this other guy is reminding her that she doesn't have to settle. Totally sane response, the mental illness is deluding herself that her current relationship is worth saving and that the emotionally unavailable husband is actually going to make any meaningful change, regardless of whether she pursues the crush or not.

No. 209376

>>209313
Divorce your husband lol, are you experiencing battered wife syndrome?

No. 209405

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>>209368
Agree. The good thing is that his age and STD's are catching up to him so he's now looking as rotten as he is on the inside.

No. 209407

>>209201
>>209310
>>209405
Should make a pic of his before and after pics with big bold words on the top and bottom that say something like THIS WILL BE YOU IF YOU WATCH PORN or THIS IS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU WATCH PORN with all of his milk included, lol.

No. 209424

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>>209374
>Why are you crushing on other men
idk, why is this the retarded crush thread
my feelings are retarded and I just have to own it, live or die with it
>>209375
>>209376
I'm not going to go on revealing any more private details, but I'll tell you this much: I've been thinking of letting my husband know that I've mentally checked out of our marriage and that what he used to do left me feeling so alone and unwanted that I practically have to fall in love with him all over again. I'm mentally afflicted enough to just spit it out there for him no matter how strange it sounds. His reaction and how he proceeds will determine the future of our marriage, basically.
All men are are forever unable to completely understand women, what separates a worthy man is the readiness to accept that the things he doesn't understand are real and important too. I will make my choice carefully because I know the magical 'better man' doesn't exist. Not even my crush is one of those. He's just a person I like.

No. 209436

>>209424
sounds rough, I hope things workout for you nonnie

No. 209867

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Leo Lacey Baker. Troon skateboarder that is in the latest Tony Hawk game. I started watching her interviews out of curiosity and thought she was kinda rodent looking and ugly at first but now I think she's kinda rodent looking and cute. It's depressing to watch her go from being an openly gay woman who talks about her struggles with marketing trying to make her to dress more feminine and her determination to dress how she wants to being a full on loony troon who accepted the box she was forced into.

No. 209988

>>209030
I feel you anon

No. 210060

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>>150474
My pharmacist, it's impossible and pathetic but kind of hilarious to me that I like him, someone who knows all my issues

No. 210067

Sometimes I turn on Microsoft text to speech if I have to study something, and I pretend the voice reading it out is a kind robot girlfriend. I run through all the speech settings to find the exact one that speaks gently. So i guess i have a crush on a piece of software oopsies

No. 210069

>>210067
anon one of my guiltiest pleasure fantasies is a hyper-intelligent but guileless in the ways of humans robot girlfriend. i might have to be a loser and try this.

No. 210071

>>210069
Kek please do try it, I’m glad someone else appreciates robots, just don’t let anyone catch you putting an amazon alexa speaker where the sun don’t shine

No. 210350

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I hate that I want this British Barnacle to do me in. I hate how Smarmy and condescending he is. Pure Toad man. But he's cute and tall.

No. 210391

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>tfw no tall, skinny, pale, brunette, soft, french bf.
I have cried so many tears about Timothee Chalamet. I NEED him. I've never felt this way about anyone. I wish someone would redpill on this guy, because my crush is honestly growing into a fucked up obsession. And yes, i already know about the chlamidya kek.

No. 210393

>>210391
> And yes, i already know about the chlamidya
He has chlamydia? What is the context of this kek

No. 210395

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>>210393
Apparently he was the cause of a massive chlamydia outbreak at NYU. Whatever, mane. He could give me the clap anytime.

No. 210396

>>210395
You wish nonnie. You have more chance of getting the clap from Nikocado Avocado’s sloth

No. 210700

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here's a younger eric blair aka george orwell… how can i feel so close to a man who died decades before i was born? :(

No. 210901

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I watched a documentary about Basquiat some years ago and tbh, I think I kinda liked him because he seemed so… vulnerable. Idk how to explain it, but he gave me really good vibes. Him looking like some of my past crushes didn't help at all.

He's the only contemporary male artist I can stand. He seemed so genuine and nice.

No. 210911

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>>210901
hell yeah anon!
been crushing on him for maybe 5 years now

No. 210931

>>210911
glad to see another woman of culture around here

No. 210984

>>210901
He's so cute and sweet. He had a rough childhood from what I've read, poor guy

No. 211528

I have to get this off my chest somewhere. I STILL have a crush on a guy who was kind of my coworker at my old job like…10 months ago and I haven't seen him since I left and got a much better job. Really fucking embarrassing bc I still think about this kid and Idek why it's this bad. I feel like an obsessive stalker. He must've been only 18-19 and I'm a few years older than that which makes me feel even weirder. His voice wasn't even fully developed yet and mine was deeper than his lmfao and I'm not typically attracted to younger guys but he was so cute.

It's kind of weird how it started. I didn't notice him at first mainly bc I had a bf at the time. While having this bf, me and this kid were sitting down on break at the same time. I took off my mask, and he looked at me like no one has ever looked at me before. He would not take his eyes off me and I was a little embarrassed. I was pretty flattered but I also generally hate people and was already taken so I was half like "ugh whatever just stop". I end up still not caring about this kid.

Well flash forward to after I break up with my bf a few months later, I am stuck at work all day bored out of my mind so I end up looking at this boy as eye candy just for fun occasionally. Big mistake. This shit spirals out of control. I catch him looking at me again across from two rooms while he's working by himself. If I laughed while talking to my coworkers, he would look over at me. My brain gets satisfaction from feeling this desired and I start to think of him as genuinely attractive. Like, I would fuck him. The fact that he's a little younger than me makes it feel a lil spicier. (ik….ik)

He had these gorgeous almond colored and shaped cat eyes which I've never seen on a man. It was pretty sexy. Pretty pale skin with a pink hint and voluminous warm brown shoulder length hair. I ended up getting so horny for him that I would masturbate in the mornings before work thinking about those eyes looking up at me while he licks me. Everytime I glanced over at him and he glanced over at me at work, I would get embarrassed knowing about what I did.

The first time he walked up to me was to ask me to wrap something for a customer. I had butterflies like an idiot and he just stood there while I wrapped their item even though he didn't need to (I was the one who handed the item to the customer after I was done). I almost said something like "i got it from here" but I honestly didn't want him to leave so I just chilled next to him awkwardly. Kind of comf. And I found it so hot that he towered over me but wasn't much taller than me.
Another time he had his hair up in a bun. When he walked by me, he let that his hair down real sexily then looked at me. Couldn't believe it. The little bastard was TEASING ME. THAT'S SOME SEXY SHIT. I pretended not to notice but we ended up making eye contact anyway.
Well, nothing ever happened and I ended up quitting lmfao.

GAHHHHHHHHHH. I just still want to fuck him, even get to know him? Like you're into me and I'm into you let's just get it on. I want to run my hands through his long hair while he lays on my chest and see that pretty pale skin blush orgasm red yall. I can't. I also don't get crushes on men I see irl ever. You guys can tell me I'm weird and a crackhead. I've never been obsessed with someone I've met in person and I realize this is so creepy bc I still think about him.

No. 211539

>>211528
that sounds so hot why didn’t you fuck him??

No. 211550

>>211539
Girrl don't fuel my fantasies about him! I didn't ask him out bc I didn't trust him. You never know if someone will go around spreading shit and I just didn't want problems at work. And I ended up quitting on the spot on a busy day (issues with my boss) so I couldn't exactly go back to speak to him. I regret not asking him.
There were also a few times I've gotten really drunk and just thought about going back and seeing if he still works there and giving him my number but I feel like that'd be so creepy esp so many months later. He'd be like wtf

No. 211551

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No. 211569

>>211551
on mobile and split screen, I caught one blurry glimpse of the bottom third of your pic and I knew immediately from those retarded pants that it would be a picture of this faggot. shame

No. 212967

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I'm >>209313 >>209424 and I have an update. I'm finally getting over the crush on my friend, probably admitting my situation is what helped. My husband still says he doesn't understand what's up (which is weird because I explained how I feel clearly - aside from straight up telling him I'm crushing on other men - and why but ok man, just men things), but at least he understood that he ought to express his affection more openly and respond to my concerns instead of waving them off. He's been attentive to say the least. If he starts being an avoidant retard to me again I'll have no choice but to actually let him know I get feelings for other guys, that he's managed to cure my ridiculously strong oneitis with his fuckery.
Not to say things are perfect now because my autist self has begun thirsting after my male doctor. I have issues. I care about my husband but I've lost the ability to direct my thirsty energy towards him, which is a terrible loss (for him). Why can't shit be normal sometimes.

No. 217851

every crush I have is an impossible crush because
-i'm average looking
-i'm never their type
-universe fucks me over and they or I have to move to a different job/school/country

No. 217870

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E;R drives me wild. I wish he would make another autistic video critiquing a children's cartoon so I can hear his voice again.

No. 217874

>>217870
You can't be serious

No. 217875

>>217874
I can't help it.

No. 217877

>>217874
nayrt but i also find him hot in a sad depraved way. i think his voice is geeky, he's probably fat and stinky, he's a white supremacist but i also am attracted to the mystique. his videos were entertaining and well edited.

No. 217879

>>217877
Sometimes his takes are too retarded though, like that video on why male mary sues/gary stus were better than the female counterpart because "men are supposed to be active" or some shit

No. 217880

>>217877
Thank god I'm not the only one. I like his dumb avatar too.

No. 217884

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>>217870
He drives me wild too, I love his analysis videos. In the same vein, I'm totally obsessed with Scammer Hotlines voice. Wish he came back.

No. 217901

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>misogynist
>gay
>fascist/japanese nationalist
and yet his novels and tortured soul have made me fall in love with him. please pray for me, nonnas

No. 217904

>>217901
I saw this fag’s picture on the main page and my entire day is ruined. “Tortured soul” KEK, in a fine and fair world he would’ve been bullied into submissive silence by a cute girl in adolescence.

No. 217906

>>217901
I won't pray for you anon, go straight to hell.

No. 217909

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this dude makes me sick in the fucking head. he's built like those male love interests from the korean webtoons i read. he's just so nice to look at and it doesn't help that his dick is out there on twitter

No. 217938

>>217909
Kek… I just couldn't take sex with him seriously having Neptune's(?) squinty, tentacley face starinng up at me. Also hairy stomachs are gross even with a nice body

No. 217945

>>217938
That old man tattoo staring disapprovingly is a real mood killer.

No. 217948

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>>217901
don't listen to them…

No. 217956

>>217909
nona dont be like that, share the guy's @
he is so pretty and searching "neptune" doesnt lead me anywhere

No. 217957

>>217909
he has the lower body of a 12 year old boy fused with an orc's upper body, how is the asymmetry that is such a main feature in the allegedly "attractive" buff male body, hot? the asymmetry is so retarded

No. 217961

>>217956
jake andrich but his twitter handle is jakipz

No. 217964

>>217957
I agree completely.

No. 217966

>>217909
What's the point of getting jacked if you're just gonna cover it up with tattoos?
Btw does anyone else see a dick under the old man's mouth? Lol

No. 217984

>>217948
oh, no, don’t encourage me

No. 218018

File: 1639768695072.png (1.89 MB, 2000x2000, Zach_Hadel.png)

I want to know what kind of noises this goblin makes in bed. I bet it's super cute and embarrassing. I want to have rat-faced babies with him.

No. 218019

>>218018
I don't think he is rat faced. A different kind of animal. Maybe a chinchilla.

No. 218022

>>218019
There's no way you just compared this ugly ass moid to the cutest animal in existence

No. 218030

>>218019
Maybe I’m the one with the rat face, you never know.
>>218022
Zach is the cutest ugly animal in existence

No. 218037

>>218022
you show me a man that looks like a chinchilla then!

No. 218052

>>218037
she raises a fair point kek

No. 220140

File: 1640800230480.png (690.04 KB, 783x1573, Gumshoe_OA.png)

This was a guy who was the boyfriend of a friend I used to have in my University days

I developed feelings for him when I first laid eyes upon on him, he was sleeping on the table in the middle of a local coffee house, there was just something comical about that
He was a big man(about 6'4) with a full beard and yet he was just sleeping like he was a kid and when my friend(the girlfriend) woke up him he had this confused reaction
the more times I met him the more I was charmed each time by that big klutz, I dreamt of a life with him and then a year later my friend and him broke up and I lost contact with my friend cause we drifted apart

Now I just kinda fantaize about him from time to time

No. 220155

>>220140
You’re in love with detective gumshoe?

No. 220250

>>220155
kek anon, but no he's just the first character I can think of when it comes to describing the guy in terms of appearance
just with a beard

No. 220259

>>220155
Nta but Gumshoe is hot

No. 222086

File: 1641602144116.png (4.91 MB, 1407x1768, Capture.PNG)

Jschlatt. This fucking guy. He is my ideal type of man and I fear that I will never find a man as good as him. Why do I imagine having a life with him? I am horrendously down bad and I fear I will never recover.

No. 222107

>>222086
nick jonas has truly let himself go

No. 222118

>>222086
we love to respectfully simp with our parasocial relationship in this house

No. 222530

File: 1641759693690.png (69.36 KB, 820x655, 220-2205193_ed-edd-n-eddy-tv-s…)

>>175313
omg nona i was just about to post the same character, but for completely different reasons. I had a crush on double d as a kid because i was also really shy and a goodie two shoes, secretly wanted a boy that was exacrtly like me lol

No. 222852

File: 1641907545827.png (561.05 KB, 768x574, Screen-Shot-2019-10-31-at-17.0…)

>>150474
okay but the way I would let him absolutely destroy me but that can never happen

No. 222911

it is a tragedy that a man's elegance, charisma, extravagance, depth, sensitivity, desirability and talent is inversely correlated with their mental stability, longevity, aversion to substance abuse, and ability to commit

I see them as beautiful creations of nature are not meant to be touched but only observed and admired from afar. Sometimes I prefer to close my eyes and not know of their existence because it makes the mediocrity of the available choices all the more painful

No. 222976

>>222852
me too, I hate how wet he makes me

No. 223076

>>222852
I wish he was more eloquent like he is in the books instead of just 'hmmming' and saying 'fuck' all the time in the show.

Same for Jaskier/Dandelion he's really endearing in the books

>Do you know what your problem is, Geralt? You think you’re different. You flaunt your otherness, what you consider abnormal. You aggressively impose that abnormality on others, not understanding that for people who think clear-headedly you’re the most normal man under the sun, and they all wish that everybody was so normal.

No. 223112

>>222852
No he has an asschin

No. 223115

>>223076
Jaskier just described the queer fandom lmfao

No. 225166

File: 1642719003202.jpg (309.53 KB, 1125x1126, 06e.jpg)

I want to watch Whang and Wavywebsurf make out.

No. 225221

Used to have a crush on an Asian kid back in middle school. I still think about him from time to time, but mostly probably because of the pain of being a short, fat, ugly kid in school whos crushes would never (in a sort of, wish my life was different kind of way)

but recently I've been on back facebook after years of ignoring it, buying things on marketplace
I just looked him up
turns out, he got engaged on my birthday (or posted about it on my birthday) to someone of the same sex

Not bigoted or anything, but it's like, did I ever fucking have any semblance of a chance?
What the fuck am I doing with my life if someone I still kinda have feelings for is so far away in terms of life goal progress

Makes me want to be a bit of a hater
jk but definitely not feeling super happy

No. 225651

>>210391
He denied the chlamydia thing apparently but anyways I'm so obsessed with this guy I hate it.

No. 225858

File: 1643008280269.jpg (53.82 KB, 500x305, tumblr_p5jc3s0cIZ1vvi5xmo2_500…)

I fell in love with a girl from russia lmao but I'm from Mexico
I used to follow her on tumblr and interact sometimes, I felt so intrigued by her because we both enjoy unconventional things (nerdy things like synths, electronic music bands and videogames)
We never became close bc I don't know how to begin a conversation
I just like her so much I wish I could find someone like her in Mexico… she's so much taller than me and has such a cute deep voice, seems smart, she's an art student… I heard her speak finnish and russian once or twice and I fell in love so bad
Lol I hate this. I do feel really sad that I will never find someone else like her. Borzoi picture cuz she likes borzois n they remind me of her

No. 225867

>>225858
This is so sweet nonna, I hope you can get past your shyness and befriend her!

No. 229122

>>189493
nonnies after months of being work friends I got hit with "I hope my daughters grow up to be as sweet as a person as you" by him and I'm like, oh I just got daughterzoned THANK FUCK

No. 229125

It's like that for me too. All the boys I like in class don't really care for me or have a girlfriend already. I have this retarded little diary that I write about my loneliness in.

No. 229128

>>225858
>I fell in love with a girl from russia lmao but I'm from Mexico
hahaha same
but IDK if she's still alive, she didn't reply to my message on discord and we stopped talking to each other ages ago. I feel like I totally fucked up.

No. 229140

I have a history with impossible & unrequited love, apart from many characters, I first fell in love with my high school Spanish teacher. I have funny stories but after he left I found out he was married.
Currently obsessed with this Dutch guy, we talk almost daily, have done for the past 2 years, I've thrown up over the idea he'd love anyone other than me, he's the one. But I'm probably just delusional. It'd be nice to see him at least once in person

No. 229150

>>229140
>I first fell in love with my high school Spanish teacher
That reminds me:
>having a crush on my young, lanky, nerdy, soft-spoken, gamer Nintendofag biology/ecology teacher in high school; he promised we'd play some Pokemon on our 3DSes after class but sadly we never got the chance, haven't met or talked to him ever since, sent him a message once on WhatsApp but he never replied kek
>having a crush on my young, otaku (but surprisingly mature), chill (but serious), strict, smart Nintendofag Japanese teacher in university, always tried to dress cool for him, did my best to get good grades and become his favorite student, but lost motivation to keep learning Japanese at school when I found out that he wouldn't be teaching the next level class, never mustered up the courage to send him an e-mail asking him for tips or extra homework after that like he suggested
god this is so embarrassing now that I think about it but I can't help it… it's almost as if crushing on my teacher helps me focus on my studies, sadly it almost never happens

No. 229249

>>229140
Is he cute?

No. 229510

File: 1644390561082.webm (3.13 MB, 576x1024, holy shit.webm)

this tiktok bodybuilder

No. 229519

the first male I'm attracted to physically in real life after two years… is a professor. i want to rope

No. 229522

>>229510
>thicc thighs and ass
Nice
>Pornstache
Tragic

No. 229557

>>229522
why are young men growing out pornstaches? it does nothing for any of them

No. 229671

File: 1644442314577.png (474.92 KB, 514x476, store_clerk.png)

There's this customer who comes to our grocery store about once or twice a week who I'm really into. He has beautiful long blond hair, a friendly face, a nice accent, and he's always very respectful with everyone. I'm weak for a kind man who seems grounded in reality. If I'm off cash, I usually try to lowkey approach him and make small talk. If I'm on cash, he seems to always lines up to pass at my mine no matter which register I'm at, so we talk.
Anyways, since my scheduling is really inconsistent, I don't see him every week. Last time though I didn't see him for just over a month. Then when he came in last week, he told me (unprompted) that he comes on his lunch breaks on Mondays or Tuesdays- almost like he was trying make sure it would not be such a long gap next time by giving me his schedule?? There was also this really shy pause at the end of our convo, where I was trying to work up the nerve to ask for his name or give him my number or something, and he sort of did the same pause? After some seconds of awkwardly glancing at each other, I lost my nerves, so we ducked our heads and went our separate ways.
I keep telling myself I should make a move or make my interest more obvious. But I'm worried I'm reading too much into things since I'm a very isolated person. Then there's the fact he's a customer and I'm staff, I wouldn’t want to make him uncomfortable. Also, I know nothing about him beyond our very short conversations- he could be a total scrote on the downlow.
I'm posting this in retarded crushes because I think about him way more than is warranted, and I'm too autistic from being a major shut-in to approach him with any tact. I feel like the onus is on me though to do something about this, because I’m pretty sure someone respectful like him won’t make a direct move on female staff. I also ran into him once on the way to my shift and he like stopped in the middle of the sidewalk just to say hi to me and ask me how my day was, but I was still too chickenshit to ask him out for a coffee or something. I could kick myself nonnas.
I just want to either get on with it or get over this stranger already. I really need to stop daydreaming about this rando, it’s kind of concerning and getting out of hand. I even contemplated trying to lock down Monday and Tuesday shifts more regularly so I can see him more, which makes me feel like a delusional stalker.

No. 229708

File: 1644453465559.gif (16.81 MB, 640x640, super-idol.gif)

Beautiful voice and cute smile

No. 229725

>>229671
> I was trying to work up the nerve to ask for his name or give him my number or something
>Next time this happens, just laugh away the nervousness. Laugh at how silly the situation is. (Also based pic, I loved that series and wish it hadn't ended.)

No. 229728

>>229725
Fuck me I can't even greentext right

No. 229732

>>229671
>I feel like the onus is on me though to do something about this, because I’m pretty sure someone respectful like him won’t make a direct move on female staff.
Correct. Who knows what gross secrets may lie underneath but he seems decent enough so far. I'm typically the last person to say a woman should make the first move, but in this case he is clearly holding back because he wants to be respectful and non-creepy. If you feel too shy to ask him out verbally just give him a note with your number saying you think it could be fun to talk/meet up outside of work, but no worries if he's not interested. It's low pressure and you don't have to worry about stuttering during some preplanned speech.

No. 229761

>>229725
>>229732
Thanks nonnies. I keep hoping I run into him outside again so I can ask him away from the store, but odds of that are incredibly low. I'm already awkward enough and it's stressful to be asking this at my workplace.
In a way, I'm glad he hasn't said anything overt, because it would be pretty scrotey if he did.
I'll just try to be more chill and ask him casually next time I run into him. But that's what I keep telling myself and here I am still lol. Maybe I'll write a note if that isn't too weird
In any case I'll let you all know if I ever do anything about this

No. 233343

It seems impossible that he would ever like me back but I can only hope. Its probably creepy to notice these things but he has such nice thick blonde lashes and he is very kind and helpful when he notices people struggling. I was going to give him a valentines but he was gone that day. But the thing is my heart doesn't flip out for him its more of a calm feeling. He always addresses me by name in every sentence and he doesnt do that for anyone else so I have a feeling that he probably likes me too. I feel so juvenile haha

No. 233377

Kek I forgot I posted that
>>229249
I'm famously known for having the worst taste out of my friends. My teacher looked like Keith from the try guys & Dutch guy is completely different, very average looking, I can't really think a celeb. Sometimes he sends me pics and I think "he's so fucking ugly" but his smile makes up for it, just some aryan eurofag guy

No. 247299

Absolutely impossible but I have a crush on this girl I saw in someone's vlog in Korea, she was so adorable and her smile lit up my fucking soul, she just had an aura of genuine happiness that I've never seen before. I hope one day I meet someone like this irl

No. 247306

File: 1646336888689.png (1.32 MB, 1200x630, f329bb20-cf4a-11eb-b153-9dcacf…)

I know she's gotten cancelled or people have beef with her for whatever reason, but I don't really follow her that much so I don't care, she's just 100% my type in terms of aesthetic. Sorry I like girls who kind of have that fuckboy look to them. Also she's tall ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

No. 247307

>>247306
Did not fucking realize she's now doing they/them shit ugh. Well, I'll just keep looking at least.

No. 247311

>>247306
hehehhe she is attractive in a 'hey mamas' kind of way

i also think my mum's old friend is really attractive, i don't even get mad when i feel like she's looking down on our household. like she's rich and elegant and stuff

No. 247431

>>247306
Is they theming her Attempt to sweep her racism under the rug, kek? Her whole deal is still attractive though, too bad she is/was a racist thembie

No. 247432

File: 1646424503030.jpg (461.24 KB, 664x832, Reality_Winner_climbing_a_tree…)

Why hasn't she been posted yet

No. 247433

>>247432
Who? This looks like a child

No. 247437

File: 1646425541137.jpg (26.95 KB, 306x463, 4123962B00000578-4577324-image…)

>>247433
>>247433
reality winner, she was 25 when that pic was taken but her appearance has nothing to do w her appeal. idk why she looks so young there

No. 247491

>>229122

update:He asked if I wanted to do arts and crafts night with his daughters (I used to volunteer as an art teacher during uni) and he'll cook dinner and being a retard I said yes.

Probably gonna be a mistake but free food for kinda babysitting and I get to destash my craft supplies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

No. 247996

File: 1646626363822.jpeg (866.23 KB, 1170x1169, EC3880A1-8D2C-4CFF-8A37-B9F322…)

This niche internet micro-celebrity

No. 248126


No. 258728

File: 1650845028029.jpg (101.89 KB, 1000x1502, 944fab40917c8f1f.jpg)

One day I was being nozy and looking if celeb had kids and I discovered this girl.
I was surprised she was born the same year as I, then I saw a pic of her in a tumblr looking fit. My heart melted right at this moment. There is something so cute yet strong and charming about her face. She always look a bit akward on the red carpet, either nested against her father or holding tight her mom's arm, but the cutest is when she crouch a little on solo pictures. I'm not the type of woman who want an tall amazone for gf but this girl it just add so much to her character. I just want this adorable bronze skined, dark haired girl to softly smile at me, gaze upon me with her brown doe eyes and hug me tightly in her strong strong arms.
Fuck one day I will a famous fashion designer or some costume maker and will meet her to make her dress that really show how breathtaking she really is.

No. 258824

>>247437
The real question is how did my cat get in this photo

No. 259588


No. 261522

File: 1651792906588.gif (14.66 MB, 800x453, joskuefalls.gif)

>>247491

update: yup we're work spouses and we have lunch together once a month. guess i graduated out of retarded crush zone since we're legit friends now lmao

No. 261527

>>258728
Who is she?
She is really cute.

No. 261962

My current crush. I've liked them for so long on and off. And now they have been told. I've seen the messages between them and my friend and although it hasn't been written outright I know a rejection is coming. I'd need a miracle for it to go any other way.

No. 262208

File: 1651960351478.jpg (1 MB, 1383x2000, image.jpg)

>>261527
She is Simone Johnson (daughter of "the rock" Dwayne Johnson). Lot of dumb dudes make comment on her physic but anybody with a brain see she is a cute one.

No. 262212

>>262208
What is there even to nitpick?

No. 262241

File: 1651962987672.jpg (6.62 KB, 194x260, download.jpg)


No. 262276

File: 1651971020679.gif (109.18 KB, 220x167, dale-gribble-koth.gif)

>>262241
What episode was the magical one?

No. 262329

File: 1651989552361.jpg (208.22 KB, 1152x2048, E8IiMTCWQAUIgLH.jpg)

>>262212
idk nonna, probably projecting insecurity.

No. 262331

>>262276
Nancy Boys. Season 4, episode 21

No. 262501

>>262331
Good Dale one. I love how sweet he is to Joseph in that episode.

No. 262519

File: 1652082976417.jpg (72.05 KB, 484x566, Catherine_II_of_Russia_by_Vigi…)


No. 262522

File: 1652083704286.jpg (185.68 KB, 1167x1509, Tumblr_l_531094178391410.jpg)

Im so physically ill from liking this guy its been 5 months for me but I'll know it will never come to fruition. I know nothing will ever happen because I am in another part of the world where I know I'll be able to go to. I'm fucking laying in bed thinking about stupid scenarios. I'm in a constant cycle of this dude is nasty as hell he should die and I like him.

No. 270420

guy one year older than me. about 3 years ago, my parents gave him, a mutual fiend of ours and me a ride. mutual friend told me he liked me, guybtold him to shut up while blushing. i always find him staring at me, and i think he's kinda cute. he is pretty ugly, but i like him that way. he reminds me of hamilton morris lol

No. 270427

File: 1655308855759.jpg (91 KB, 444x733, 34583f9a5e7f5af00c1156f67b90c8…)

I have two.

First is the cute butch with the mullet who was algorithmically delivered to me around 6 months ago. Learning that she rides a unicycle really solidified the parasocial crush since that's so unexpected kek.
I can't bring myself to actively interact with her content or even follow her Instagram out of fear of her learning of my existence. Not that it matters since I live across the country anyway, and I'm a goofy dork with niche appeal solely to a certain subset of edgy nerds. I just don't want to risk the embarrassment of her witnessing my nonsense. She's too cool for that.

Second is a woman whose Tumblr I stumbled upon around a month ago. It takes me back to high school where I'd keep up with but not follow female artists on tumblr because I clearly had fat crushes on them. She's my type in looks, is gay, and we have similar interests and hobbies, although she does seem troubled. I fantasize about befriending her and trying to support her as someone who has overcome many of my own BDD struggles, then maybe we bond and meet irl and fall in love. I know this is insane, it's just how I feel.
But do I even make the move to follow her? Of course not. I'm terrified of women. The only time I sustained an online friend was because she contacted me.

Wish I wasn't so impotent and that I could like a woman who lives on my proximity. I need to get out more for real.

No. 270433

File: 1655310026602.jpeg (28.17 KB, 257x305, C4128C8D-C401-4C7D-BE53-0DCB19…)

I fell hard for my best friend Daniel and i feel so fucking dumb lmao
He was always so sweet to me and cared about me a lot, whenever i tried to end myself because of my ED or depression he was there to comfort and help me. Now that i'm recovering he is being very supportive too. The thing is, its just his personality. I'm not special, he's naturally cute and caring to his friends and i'm just another one. Recently we started sexting (yes lmao) and while i'm on cloud 9 i know i'm just another girl he sexts with lol He flirts with a lot of girls and i think he likes to be single and free so he can do whatever he wants. Thing is, i'm in love with him lol
And i'm constantly thinking whether i would or not have actual sex with him because i know if i do i'll get even more attached to him and i'm pretty sure i'm not his type, he seems to only date the Stacy type and i'm pretty fit and all but i'm a weirdo at the same time, i mean, i'm not really a girly girl, i'm the messy grungy mess Courtney Love'esque type and no matter how many showers i take i always seem dirty lmaooo :((:()

No. 270438

>>270433
I love how you just name him, lmao.
Manifesting that he starts feeling the same for you, anon.

No. 270444

>>270433
I thought your crush was on fucking Lula lmao
Lula 2022

No. 270481

File: 1655337045871.jpeg (59.17 KB, 376x277, 9AB6FD9C-655B-481C-BC02-11FC87…)

>>270444
o único crime que ele cometeu foi roubar meu coração

>>270438
honestly i'm at a point where i don't even care about anything anymore lmao
thanks for the good energy, loving nonnie

No. 270489

>>270481
>o único crime que ele cometeu foi roubar meu coração
kek. based.

No. 271223

>>150474
I have the biggest crush on a guy who used to work in a fruit shop near my place. We "met" over six months ago, and last time I saw him was on february 17th. I haven't seen a glimpse of him since then, but I think about him every day. I actually don't remember the last day I didn't think about him at least once. That fruit shop is weird and closes/opens intermittently for "repairs" or "holidays". Last time it was open he wasn't working there. But apparently they have other locations, so he may still be working for them, just not at that particular place.
I'm not that young, and I haven't had a lot of male attention growing up. I'm more of a loner if everything. Don't go out much and have never dated. This is the first time someone has come on to me super strong and shown me in many ways that he was interested. I just wished that in the almost 2 months that he had me as a client (during the summer) fairly regularly he had asked me out or said something. The only thing I got were smiles/preferential treatment/pet names and once he called me beautiful. I just hope I get to see him again. I know I technically can't say I'm in love with him since I know close to nothing about him (not even his name/age), but this all consuming desire and care for him, I've never experienced before. Just hope I get to see him again soon.

No. 271225

>>271223
btw, not that young=22. I'm not like 35 or anything like that. Just meant i'm not 16-19.

No. 271227

>>271225
I'm 35 and definitely read your post with the assumption it was someone much older than me, hahaha

No. 271242

File: 1655757940806.jpg (31.67 KB, 400x599, calum hood.jpg)

Look, I don't care what type of fandom drama he's in. Nor do I care about his current relationship(s). I will marry this funny looking Aussie man. He's not even funny looking to me, I think he's gorgeous (if he just let his natural hair color exist for a while again, he'd be even more breathtaking).

No. 271247

>>271242
SAME GOD I could kill to fuck this man(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 271251

>>271247
You're going into someone's e-mail collection folder celestestartover@gmail.com

No. 271252

File: 1655763051929.jpg (121.77 KB, 828x844, Tumblr_l_68261600590000.jpg)

>>262522
I keep telling myself ill stop watching him and interacting with him i cant do this anymore nonas i need to get back on my 2d husbando bullshit and be normal again i cant stop being delusional

No. 271272

i NEED matt watson. he is so fucking cringe and i cannot stand his music career but FUCK. i find him very endearing

No. 271283

File: 1655787163084.jpeg (196.65 KB, 900x700, 3ECE7E4E-B9FA-48E9-BA9F-53AE32…)

Albel Nox from SO3. A old JRPG no one remembers.

Half of it is his deep guttural voice goddamn. I want him to verbally abuse me

No. 271310

File: 1655804754831.jpeg (41.47 KB, 470x313, 04F4CB8C-BFCC-49C6-847B-9A5403…)

lula anon here to post an update as i'm crying and screaming rn ajsasaaksksjdkc
so he went back to college and is now meeting a lot of new people and i'm here just waiting for the moment he'll met a girl and get interested and then he'll start talking about her to me because i'm his friend (cries in agony)
Jesus Christ the suffering won't stop lmao
i can already see me comparing myself to a girl i don't even know who it is yet, like the pathetic dumb bitch i am
yesterday late at night i texted him about how much i love him and how hard it is to think of an scenerio where we would distance ourselves from eachother, i was high and i woke up and thought it was a dream but then i saw it and i can't delete it anymore FML

No. 271429

>>271310
que isso mano LMAOO

No. 271877

>>270427
aww a unicycle? that's so endearing

No. 275315

File: 1657848399916.jpg (82.9 KB, 838x953, 137561276-f2f6f2835c7f795b2c25…)

Sorry for the bump but I love her character, wish she was my girlfriend. Her design is so cute.

No. 275324

>>275315
You can tell Seth wanted her to be annoying but she wound up being v cute and likable

No. 275331

>>275324
Right? I love how much she hates her dad but how much she is like him kek. She's my favorite, also my age/life stage so I kind of relate to her even if that's pathetic. I like her dynamic with the other characters very much, she's loud about her opinions but I like it about her. Hayley for the win.

No. 276294

I met a guy at a party, we ended up kissing. He lives abroad and was only visiting his friends, I actually stayed up all night to walk him to the train station in the morning. Have been texting for a week and already starting to have a crush on him. Or it might just be my retard brain liking anything I cant have.



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