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No. 116931

This thread is for farmers to discuss what their ideal kind of man is and why he is better than what other farmers may think.

No. 116934

- Not a weeb. Idk how you girls even begin to tolerate male weebs as friends, let alone bfs or husbands. I unironically want to throw them firing squad fiestas. 98% of them are pedophiles and/or disgusting slimeballs that should be exiled. Plus like, all anime girls have child faces, so even the shit that isn't the most fucked is still pretty fucked in principle, at the least.

- Very sweet and compassionate, and this sweetness translates to all parts of life, not just having sex. So, like, even politically, he is compassionate and empathetic and very unlike the many lying-ass liars that claim to be "so nice that I get walked all over :(", but then you find out that they're katana wielding libertarians and you can't escape their company soon enough.

- Grew up poor/definitely doesn't come from a family with any money at all. Men that grow up with money are extra unnecessarily empowered and it "allows" them to be extra shitty. Plus I grew up a poorfag and honestly, I think it teaches you a lot to grow up without. I don't relate well to men who have had financial stability. They already take enough for granted even without the financial empowerment.

- Is a tiny waif that you could maybe break in half. Obviously if you insist on getting involved with a guy, they should be physically weak and unintimidating, both physically and emotionally/mentally. Strong guys are for squares and gay men.

- Is a practical doormat when it comes to dating you (not necessarily in other parts of his life, though I'm partial to a guy that needs to be protected a bit). Men are hardly worth getting involved with and are raised to be emotional vampires, so I think if they're worth anything, they'll understand that you're taking a major risk, and they should yield to you, and ideally, be happy to do so, because we're perfectly happy without them anyhow, and honestly, the minute they start their self-obsessed bellyaching, my attraction to them goes completely dead. I really just want to be with a guy that will do whatever I want because he's very cognizant of the fact that any involvement with men is risky to us on multiple levels and can't be compared to 0 risk women pose to men.

- Doesn't place high priority on working, career, or money. These people tend to be boring sociopaths, especially if they're men.

- Isn't judgmental

- Doesn't use porn/doesn't want to use porn in a relationship/definitely doesn't have the desire to rape/doesn't watch rape shit

- Is generally wholesome and sexually vanilla

- Isn't involved in gaming culture/isn't obsessed with gaming, and that can probably extend to internet culture too. Men are too retarded to be in possession of any technology, really. They should acknowledge this and be willing to give it up whatever technology you request, if they care about you, honestly. I'd be willing to give them a tamagotchi if they're good. This can totally extend to a guy that's willing to go off the grid with you, almost, like, be a complete hermit with you, beyond you guys having the technology that makes life more comfortable (plumbing, electric, etc).

- Doesn't really want to be around anyone but you. I feel this way and I have a hard time keeping and maintaining friends. It's a lot of work and I'm tired all of the time anyways. I would like someone that has perspective on our relationship and the time we spend together, knowing it can be taken from us at any time. I don't really enjoy having more than like, one friend at a time, if any, so someone similar to myself is good.

Idk, you guys will probably shit on me for this but w/e.

No. 116936

>emotionally available. let's himself cry, be a person in front of you etc instead of a statue.
>soft and squishy. either skinny fat or a bit of chub is better for cuddling
>cares about his personal hygiene
>can cook and clean and doesn't see domestic tasks as a threat to his masculinity
>not politically inclined at all

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>Intelligent:
Well-read in a variety of subjects, always eager to learn, enjoys teaching.

>Playful sense of humor:

We can laugh and be silly together.

>Motivated:

He knows what he wants in life and has clear goals, a vision of the future.

>Supportive:

We are partners. He wants to see me succeed, because my success is vital to our future vision. He is supportive of healthy choices and calmly steers me away from my destructive nature when needed.

>Open-minded:

He lets me support him too, even if that support is uncomfortable at times. He loves trying new things and is not afraid to break the mold. He will encourage me to do so too, because I am.

>Partnership:

Ultimately, the most important aspect is partnership. We are equals working together to achieve common goals. We honor the partnership, honor ourselves and each other.

I got everything I wanted in mine and more. I am very, very grateful.

No. 116941

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Well, there are few traits I seek, but I wouldn't say all of them are required
>isn't mentally ill
I don't mind aspergers, but BPD, schizophrenia, etc. are all out of question. I also honestly wouldn't consider someone who is severely depressed to be "ideal"
>not an emotional vampire, but doesn't mind opening up
I am more than happy to support someone else emotionally, but I expect to receive the same treatment and attention from them.
>we share some interests
Obviously, our interests don't need to be exactly the same, but it's good to have a starting point. I'm into literature, anime, manga, visual novels, rpgs, languages, basketball, so it would be nice if he also liked some of those things
>he is shorter or the same height as me
Short boys are CUTE. CUTE. Hnngg.
>grooms himself
Showers, shaves, puts on skin care, washes his hair regularly, etc.
>not a man slut
>black hair&pale skin combination
>isn't addicted to porn
>vanilla or switch

No. 116942

>>116934
you posted a lot of shit you don't want, not much that you do.

also you sound like the weeb neckbeard pedos in your first post.

No. 116947

>>116942
You say "first post" as if there is a second? I don't have any specific desires other than being skinny, kind, vanilla, etc, etc. I like long hair and I guess it's mandatory that he not want children? There's no similarities to pedo neckbeards but sure. I'm not rigid about other things and could accept all kinds of interests, behaviors, etc. I don't have an ideal for interests or their career or whatever. I just know what I really don't want.

No. 116949

>>116941
Based taste anon. Manlets are adorable.

No. 116951

- not a complete normie, involved in internet culture but some retard to who spends his life on /pol/

- likes to read

- looks good but doesn't care about trends

- doesn't watch porn

- good sense of humour and can laugh at himself

- has his own goals and wants to be married and have a family

- tall (my bf is 6'4 and im not settling for under 6 ft)

- well endowed

- low body count

- not obsessed with the opposite sex or ig thots

No. 116954

>>116947
meant the first part of your post.

wanting a weak doormat who has no friends is a huge red flag, anon.

No. 116956

- has a good education, has been to college and has had a job

-has lived on his own for some part of his life

-can cook and clean and doesn't make his mom do everything for him

-is generally healthy, but not a complete health nut or compulsive dieter. Exercises but isn't spending 5 hours at the gym getting /fit/. doesn't eat crap all day but isn't on some kind of ridiculous diet like keto.

-likes all dogs, not just big pitbulls or golden retrievers

-is into nerdy stuff and likes to enjoy movies and television shows, but isn't a snob who can only watch prestige oscar nominated films.

-has his own hobbies and a healthy social life where he has friends he can talk to

-preferably on the taller side, preferably has a muscular-yet-soft kind of body

-isn't a porn or masturbation addict

-likes and wants kids someday

No. 116957

- short, between 5’5 and 5’10. I’m 5’5 myself and love someone’s who close to my height, so much easily to kiss n cuddle them.

- not super skinny, broad shoulders, a dad bod with muscle underneath is the ideal. I love a bit of a belly on a man, not a true gut though!

- smart, but not necessarily smarter than me kek. smart in typical “man” stuff is important to me, like cars.. because I’m clueless and want someone to help me. but book smarts don’t matter as much as long as they don’t mind listening to me.

- kind, caring, supportive, motivated! without sounding like a tradthot, I’d love a man who makes enough to financially cover us both but if that’s not possible, someone who will be there to help me achieve my career goals.

- animal lover, likes kids but doesn’t want them.

- dorky. I play video games and watch anime, so someone who won’t judge me for that is great. But I don’t want a guy who also watched anime (been there, done that, it was horrible). Bonus points if we play similar games!

- isn’t a slob. I’m not super neat myself so two slobs in one house would be horrible. Need some sort of balance.

No. 116958

I'm a total slut for the 'Chris Pratt' type, plus some extras

>kinda chubby/dadbod-ish, not obese but a bit cuddly

>really good sense of humour
>really sweet
>a bit immature, but in an endearing way, not in a "still lives with his parents and can't do his own laundry" way
>a romantic
>will play vidya with me but isn't so obsessed with it that he stays up all night screaming with his friends
>no drugs. drugs ruined my childhood
>will always be the big spoon. never expects me to be. will fall asleep cuddling me
>at least 5 inches taller than me
>strong enough to carry my shit, not strong enough that he's physically intimidating and makes me flinch every time he gets mad
>not afraid to talk about his emotions or cry
>protective but in a caring way, rather than in a jealous way

basically all of my exes with none of their shitty flaws kek

No. 116959

>>116937
Wholesome af not a single thing sexual or appearance wise
Congrats on finding your special person

No. 116963

Minimally:
>Kind, endearing, empathetic. Wears emotions openly, but maturely. Can show anger without placing blame or resorting to violence and/or yelling.
>Respectful of nature and the things around him, including himself. Doesn't guzzle himself booze, drugs, tattoos, or overuse general profanities. Doesn't share ill-will towards other people, such as commenting on stranger's weight all the time or looking down on retail employees.
>Good health. Doesn't have mental illness (sorry, dated a ton; done with it).
>Willing to go out and try new things; not afraid of the outdoors. I love hiking, camping, surfing, skating, etc. I really want to try hand gliding.
>Knows how to manage finances, and can provide for himself; isn't a materialist. I'm a minimalist and feel our lifestyles would be incompatible since I want to live in a very small space and save up as much money as possible for new experiences.
>Goal is marriage; sees me as his life's partner and the one to help mutually fulfill his needs with. Cares about my emotions and sexual satisfaction as I do his. (ie doesn't have anime/porn level expectations; doesn't compare me to other women, isn't repulsed by body hair/acne/cellulite and other things that are normal in moderate levels)
>A strong sense of responsibility and work ethic: cares for our children (if we decide to have them), helps with chores and home maintenance, never lets finances shift too much one way or the other. We both contribute.
>Willing to experiment in bed; lets me be the big spoon
>Doesn't hate my music (I listen to metal on full blast a lot and play drums/guitar; I imagine it'd get annoying if he didn't tolerate it)

Ideally:
>Has a well paid job and/or education
>Incredibly intelligent and likes having frequent debates and discussion, but doesn't take disagreement personally
>Likes board games and sports

Physical Bonus:
>He has those gorgeous honey brown eyes that go orange in the light and those really cute folds at the corders of the eyelids that made them narrow and match his scrunched up nose when he smiles
>Bear mode. Stocky boys with strong arms and a beer belly are the cutest thing ahhhhhh DEATH BY SNU SNU

No. 116965

>>116954
If you take it completely without context, sure. You can't really compare women's desires for reassurance and security when involving themselves with men in a romantic capacity because they prove themselves to be resentful, mean-spirited albatrosses, especially when they feel slighted or bored, to men's porn-informed psychopathy. Really very different, anon.

No. 116966

>>116963
Really solid, anon.

No. 116970

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No. 116971

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- is smarter than me. has a lot of unique interests/hobbies and can teach me new things

- independent/not clingy. does not need constant reassurance, and affection. is emotionally mature and can communicate thoughts and feelings like an adult. can relate on emotional level. 1 or 2 mental illnesses in common. edgy but pure

- taller than me. skinny lanklet

- decent fashion sense.

- loves cats and animals

- is into internet culture and memes so not a normie

- traditional values. wants a family someday but isn't in any rush. virgin. thinks casual sex is haram

- very open minded and open to new ideas and things!
sexually vanilla or submissive but doesn't know it

- introverted, shy, silly or quirky, romantic

- reserved but opens up with time. soft and squishy on the inside

- someone i can respect and look up to

No. 116972

>>116970
What the heck my description is gone.

Anyway, I like guys who look pretty masculine but still have a boyish charm, pic related is the perfect example.
I don't have really specific reqirements, other than him being taller than me.
Someone who is similar enough to me that we get along, but different enough so that I'm not just dating myself lol

No. 116985

>>116965
I disagree. You sound like you're either being sarcastic or are actually retarded. If you are that insecure about dating a man who is stronger than you, you shouldn't be dating.

No. 116991

>>116985
It's not unreasonable. I don't feel comfortable with men that are especially physically imposing and I don't think highlighting strength differences is attractive, like, even on a visceral level. It's not even about insecurity, it's about the fact that a lot of women are literally sleeping with the enemy and they don't even know it until it's too late. Look at the dv stats or how they seek to financially and emotionally ruin women on a daily basis. Tiny men are prettier anyhow. My dad has always been physically abusive towards me, so I don't like men having the satisfaction on even a subconscious level, of like, being able to relish in an exaggerated size discrepancy between us and know the power is extra tipped in their favor, physiologically, let alone mentally. I probably won't get involved with any guy though.

No. 116993

>>116956
Pretty much exactly what this bitch said. Too bad any guy that comes close turns out to be gay.

No. 116996

>>116991
NTA but you sound really crazy. please fuck off out of the thread with your shitty radfem political lesbian crap.

No. 116997

>sweet, but still assertive
>kind to animals and vulnerable people
>slightly or a lot taller than me, slim
>long luscious locks I can braid and run my fingers through
>beautiful eyes. color doesn't matter, just beautiful eyes
>kind of or very much a pretty boy/pretty faced
>probably foreign
>some kind of engineer or scientist, nerdy but not in the shitty neckbeard way
>same or very similar sexual interests and preferences/morals and as into me as I am into him
>honest/loyal
>good listener
>open about feelings/emotions
>has good manners and a sharp dresser
>shares my bullshit obscure interests and taste in media
>funny in a way that clicks with each other
>intellectual and willing to discuss and think about controversial topics
>artistic or appreciates my artsy side
>adventurous when it comes to food, travel, etc
>protective but not overly jealous
>no serious addictions
I'm really lucky because my bf is exactly how I'd describe my perfect man. I had a hard day today and he listened to me and tried to comfort me, even though almost everyone would think I'm overreacting.

No. 117000

>responsible
>likes to travel
>sweet and caring
More importantly what they should not be, and that seems impossible these days:
>not into internet bullshit politics (manosphere)
>not video game addicted
>not porn addicted
>not controlling (insecure)
>not a weeb

No. 117005

>>116996
Anon just wants a non-threatening guy, her dad was abusive so it's understandable. Fuck off yourself. I have empathy for people like this.

No. 117006

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>Doesn't need me to be his new mommy, he's a grown man who can handle his shit.
>Not afraid to stand up for himself, but in a calm and flexible way. Good tempered, rarely lose his cool.
>Loves and respect women as a whole. He must have a good respectful relationship with his mom / granny / aunts (granted they're not abusive bitches).
>Not a virgin, not a manwhore, someone who's had enough experience to know what he likes and want in a relationship.
>Must be able to talk about his feelings and emotions like a well balanced adult. (Not afraid to cry, admit he's stressed out, afraid…)
>Doesn't struggle with jealousy.
>Prefer doing outdoors activities.
>Masculine with boyish charms. Takes good care of his appearance.
>Doesn't use porn.
>Bonus point if he as a decently sized dick.

I find kindness and softness irresistible in a masculine man.

No. 117007

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>>116934
You are mental.

No. 117011

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>around 180 cm but not that important, as long as he's taller than me (165)
>athletic and fit but not super muscular or shredded, a bit of chub on top of muscle is my fave
>into sports, will watch/play my favorite sports with me (or is willing to let me teach him)
>strong and masculine, but in a chivalrous way, not toxic or insecure
>has lots of hobbies and interests we can talk about, intelligent and well-read, open-minded
>plays video games casually, always down to play mariokart or smash with me
>good hygiene, capable of dressing well and wearing clothes that fit
>not a total normie but not corrupted by degenerate shit
>doesn't watch porn, doesn't follow camgirls/ig thots, or have any gross fetishes, has absolutely no interest in anal
>loves his mom, and his family in general, ideally he'd have a chill and friendly family that I can enjoy hanging out with
>gets along with my family, is open to our culture (we're immigrants) and would never make retarded jokes about my ethnicity
>loves kids and animals
>well mannered, gentlemanly, has respect for others and is empathetic and kind
>good temper, doesn't flip out or yell, capable of having mature discussions without turning everything into an argument
>romantic, sweet and gentle, will always comfort me when I cry (which is often lol), loves to cuddle
>bonus points for being bilingual and/or having a qt accent, I fucking melt for cute guys with accents

This just made me depressed thinking how lonely I am. I really hope I can find a good sweet guy to marry, so jealous of you lucky anons with great bfs and husbands.

No. 117012

>>116996
Honestly I kind of see where she's coming from and while she's too cautious, I think it's better than not being cautious at all.
A lot of women pick men who will mentally and physically abuse them and take advantage of them. A lot of guys also tend to be sexually predatory. Men who are aware of that inherent risk are really rare.
I knew my bf was a keeper when he at the beginning let me initiate physical contact in our relationship, even small things like holding hands and such (he straight up told me, he was so happy I initiated because he wanted me to be as comfortable as possible, and he didn't want to push me into anything). Imo I think more guys should act like that but they're always pushed into the "bE a dOmInAnT alPhA" brainwashing bullshit and certain types of low self-esteem women validate them and then they think it's ok to act that way around all women.

No. 117015

>>116934
Anon I actually really like this and have a very similar taste. Sorry to see other anons are shitting on you for no reason.
>tfw no sweet, kind, empathetic bf

No. 117019

>Not on the right wing politically, but intelligent enought not to go all the way down the left wing
>Can distinguish between porn and real life, I really like sex and talking freely about it is a must. Been on a relationship with a man who didn't watch porn and never expressed "dirty desires". It was so bad and sex so boring I ended up distancing myself.
>Not into ethots
>Likes nerd stuff (sorry, I can't figure dating someone with no interest in most nerd culture)
>Mutual support is mandatory
>Talks sincerely and openly about himself, his feelings and his believes
>Open to confront but believes enought in his opinion not to be amoeba
>Has strong personality enought to keep head to me in arguments (and eventually wakes me up from mental torpor, to say)
>Someone with whom I can laught my heart off and feel free
>Doesn't drains me emotionally
>Passionate about whatever he does. I find this very wholesome and inspirational
>Mutual learning about anything in life
>Kind, loves animals, blahblahblah you know the goes.
>Not afraid of letting go to tenderness and softness
>Eager to grow together and learn from each other mistakes with no fear
>Phisically, not too tall (wouldn't go beyond 185cm), slender figure, let's say skinny to average with a bit of fat
>Black hair, beard, men with glasses is a kink of mine

I can't believe I've found a companion such as my boyfriend, totally the man I see married to in the future. He's more than a boyfriend and a lover to me, I learned so much from him and I can see it was the same for him. Wouldn't change a single thing

No. 117020

>>117019
sage because same anon and a bit of blogging
>Not afraid of being sexually submissive, nor experimenting in bed. A thing I loved about my boyfriend is that he was a virgin for so long he was both fascinated and intimidated about my view of sex (which he had similar to mine), and he basically let me do all the courting and was really timid while approaching phisically to me, he wouldn't even dare take my hand and I was the one kissing him the first time. Eventually, he's the first man I let be dominating in bed out of pure, earned, trust

No. 117024

>>116934
how dare you take away from men all the things that make them men. you're such a misandrist, anon! /s

i so want a non-threatening guy, too. one where if i say something stupid or make a mistake he wouldn't make a thing out of it, also
>is overwhelmingly positive
>humorous, fun to be around
>has similar hobbies to an extent
>same race
>drug free
>not a porn watcher
>virgin
>doesn't want kids
>is me-sexual, never had an attraction to anyone else before

No. 117025

>>117024
>is me-sexual, never had an attraction to anyone else before

You really think you're that beautiful?

No. 117027

>>117025
Not her but it is an ideal thread. Not necessarily realistic. At the same time I have seen very very very few guys like that but they exist. Maybe one in 10k.

No. 117029

>>117027
>>117024
>never had an attraction to anyone else before
There's a difference between attraction and like, a full-out relationship. The former is absolutely impossible to get away from. You gonna get mad when he talks jokingly about his elementary school crush?

Wanting someone who's never been in a relationship is one thing, wanting what anon mentioned is just flat out psychotic.

No. 117032

>>117029
Will probably trigger anons to say this but you could get a demisexual guy who isn't sexually attracted unless he's in a relationship and you might be his first.

No. 117033

i like abusive pieces of trash who like video games and intermittent reinforcement

No. 117034

>>117033
love urself…

No. 117037

>>117025
to him I would be :)

>>117029
that's why it would be ideal, because everything in reality is bullshit. it would make me so happy to know i was special to my guy and i was the only one. how is this one specific want important to nitpick out of the (even more unrealistic) ideals i listed

No. 117039

>>116971
Aaw yours sounds so cute

No. 117040

firstly, and this is very important to me: i LOVE guys with very masculine, charismatic demeanors. not exactly macho physically, but their posture etc is a huge deciding factor.
very kind and sweet on the inside though.
just a bit taller than me. about 5'8. average body, not exactly ripped but has a good amount of muscle. i don't like skinny guys or fat guys period.
deep voice & a great singer.
finally he has to be very intelligent with a dark sense of humor.

No. 117050

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I always find myself being attracted to a certain type of guys:

>confident

>gives me attention even when he has friends around like, he doesn't need to talk to me but he does
>doesn't see me ONLY as a potential fuck
>still talks to me even after discovering my cringey and awkward side

Met a few guys like that, but I got my dreams shattered because of a few things, so I guess I should add:

>is a genuine feminist and doesn't see women as walking chunks of meat

>respectful
>responsible
>not a depressed mess

No. 117057

The type I mostly feel attracted to is:

>outgoing, but a little bit shy

>has a slender body, leaning on the skinnier side
>a bit feminine, not really on looks but on behavior/way of talking/gesture
>Friendly and funny
>a bit less intelligent than me, but still fairly smart
>more cute than handsome
>bisexual
>a little bit jealous
>a little bit "crazy" - the impulsive and "fuck it" kind of "crazy", not the literal one
>smooth and slightly high pitched nasal voice

I like my guys to be more feminine than I am, lol.

No. 117062

>>116934
you sound literally perfect

No. 117067

>>116934
I never thought I'd read about anyone who wants these things. I always knew I was like, different in life but I'm glad to see this

I've always been the overly-attached and clingy type that gets way too loyal. I never understood it. I've never really liked any girls before but I've always wanted to be married and together 25/8. The whole me-sexual thing is so accurate, I completely lose the whole sex drive for people that aren't my partner. So much anime is just about japan's underdeveloped population and attraction to cute instead of what is normally sexually stimulating. I've always been a giant sweetheart and insanely compassionate. I grew up most of my life with like roaches and rats eating at me in the middle of the night and having to find food from food banks, I've even been homeless twice. I'm a huge doormat, I love it when I don't have to initiate anything and can just be co-pilot to someone else.

Even with the porn and sex thing, I hate any sort of sexual stimulation that isn't an s/o.

I've always hated money, I remember crying as a child when my parent told me about what it was. It's always been something I've wanted to be completely absorbed by someone and have zero distractions, the whole hermits-together things is so amazing. I have no problem spending 11 hours at a time just sitting with someone, not even talking.

I am the same way with friends and relationships, I need to do one thing at a time, and want someone very similar to myself. I have no problem with just one single person for the rest of my life.

I don't think you're crazy anon. or maybe both of us are just crazy, idk.

No. 117070

>>117067
anon is crazy because she's describing a fucking codependent relationship. not wanting someone to be aggressive is fine but anon is basically looking for some innocent idiot with no friends to trap in her basement. go to therapy and stop idealizing your bfs like they're a kitten you find on the side of the road.

No. 117073

>>117029
zip it manslut

No. 117075

To all the anons who want somebody who has only ever been attracted to them. Get yourselves some self esteem.

Seriously how can you unironically write you want someone to be "me-sexual"? It's so unhealthy.

No. 117078

>>116934
Here we have it ladies, a femcel.

>>116931
>self awareness
>decent time management
>so tall they hit their head on stuff in japan probs average height in Denmark or my height
>𝕬𝖈𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖓 about life
> exactly the opposite to an Adam sandler character
>outdoor hobbies
> likes indie music but also gyms often
> wants a gym partner
> wants home cooked meals
> has his own life and close friends he goes with camping or w/e
> doesn’t mind festivals

No. 117079

>>117075
I’m pretty sure they are femcels or 16

No. 117086

>>117075
I have self-esteem but I just think it's a trait that would be really endearing and cute. I can't imagine why being attracted to other people, even in the past, would be an attractive trait? It's either neutral (as in you don't care or even think about it), or negative, but not a positive. Unless you get off to that sort of thing, of course.

No. 117088

>>117075
This is the ideal bf thread, for like, the millionth time.

No. 117089

>>117088
So what? It's still femcel tier and cringe. You guys sound exactly like incels obsessed with virginity.

No. 117092

>>117089
It really doesn't, seeing as how men aren't the ones that have to cope with being made to feel inescapable sexually and romantically disposable from the cradle to the grave. Of course feeling special to the guy you love, in terms of sexual attraction, is something that some women would really want considering most men we interact with have been so hypnotized by porn that they want us to re-enact increasingly disgusting and/or dangerous things with them and are literally addicted to porn. This "you're just like an incel" thing is so unimaginably ignorant of larger context. It's really dumb.

And more importantly, the main distinction is that incels refuse to accept anything else but their fantasy and actually hate women who don't fit their fantasy. Their fantasies completely inform their real life standards. That's literally the opposite here. Try again.

No. 117103

>>117086
It's not "attractive" but it's healthy. Unless your boyfriend is like, 16 (which I hope he isn't, pedo-chan), it is literally unhealthy and abnormal to not ever be attracted to people.


Anyway my ideal bf :

* An understanding of art. Someone who dislikes modern and contemporay art (or worse: thinks they're the same) is an absolute no-go.

* Had past experiences with mental health issues or drugs but is seriously over it and healthy and free of (serious) addiction.

* Not rendered brain-dead by porn.

* Ideally tall lanklet but any type of not fat and not Mr. Muscle Man, tall-ish body type will do.

* Empathic and with a kind soul. Can be selfless. It reflects in his political opinions.

* Slightly prententious/arrogant but not mean.

* Not a virgin. Decent in bed with our common complicity making him even better in bed.

* Not necessarily a loud feminist but any type of mysoginy is an absolute deal braker.

* Is absolutely attracted to me and loves me. Considers me as a whole-ass person and not some manic pixie dream girl fantasy.

* Funny, not funnier than me but appreciates my personal humour.

* Likes to read, is creative, intellectual, knows what's happening the world right now.

* A minimum of internet culture.

* Not looking for a mommy to take care of him. Can take care of himself. Not jealous.

* Passionate but doesnt put all the hopes of the relationship into "passion", is also dedicated.

* IDEALLY also STEM smart and can teach me about hard-science stuff I don't know about.

* Not someone who has ever said in his life "all my exes are crazy!"

No. 117107

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>worships me like a goddess
>proclaims I'm the only girl he's ever loved
>touches me like I'm made of delicate porcelain and asks if he's too rough
>was a virgin before me
>vanilla but eager to experiment and satisfy my weird ass fetishes
>hates getting BJs; loves giving head
>overall, a giver rather than a taker
>never complains when I ask for 1+ hour massages
>places above all else our emotional and romantic bond rather than our sexual relationship
>doesn't brag about his dick size or height
>is overall humble
>despises porn and weeb shit
>plays an instrument so we can jam
>a love for literature and the arts
>doesn't pressure me into anything
>loves to do domestic duties and chores
>gives me compliments everyday and writes me love poems
>sensitive, gentle shy guy that's wholly emotionally available
>not addicted to the internet
>engages in intellectual discussion
>full head of long thick hair (the best feature in all men imo)
>feminine face that belongs in classical paintings
>masculine svelte body with well-defined muscles
>a love for all animals
>does the "right thing" even if it fucks him over in the end
>silly, quirky humor that's charming; he gets my dark humor and deadpan jokes
>doesn't see me as a bitch
>isn't afraid to apologize first when we fight; doesn't care if he "wins/loses" the argument

I think I've found "The One."

No. 117121

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>Is a total doormat and financially dependent on me

>5' tall max and weight no more than 100 lbs so I can easily smack and body drop him.


>Grew up with no money, regularly starved so he will be happy whenever I give him anything to eat.


>Comes from a severely abusive family so he'll feel extremely grateful for the tiniest things I do for him.


>Has never laid eyes on any other human being before. Had no concept of sexuality before laying his eyes on me.


>Vanilla but let me peg him with no lube.


>Has no friends and want none. I should be the only friend he needs.


>Loves the smell of my farts and always get a good sniff when I let one out.


>Don't care if I have no accomplishment in life and don't except me to ever get better.


>Always let me win arguments and genuinely believe I'm always right because I'm the smartest woman on the planet. Will apologize for making me mad when he disagrees with me.


>Has no hobbies outside of loving and serving me.


>Never masturbated before, doesn't know what porn is and cry when he learn what it is.

No. 117123

>>117121
>Has never laid eyes on any other human being before.
You mean in a sexual way or is he blindfolded until he meets you?

No. 117125

>>117123
It's a robot and it's bait/what he calls satire.

No. 117133

>I'm tall myself, but don't want somebody who's too tall, so 178~185cm
>slim and athletic body, works out
>I'm pale with light eyes, but want a guy who's a bit tanner, maybe with honey brown eyes
>I don't care about the colour, but I don't like short hair
>takes care of his apperance (skin care etc) and has a good fashion sense (more sporty/"urban" than elegant)
>has an amazing smile

>looks hot and confident, but is also bubbly, happy, energetic, childish, motivates me, cheers me up - balances out how shy and silent I am, gets me to leave the house lol

>mentally healthy
>I actually don't care whether he's intelligent or not, as long as he's not insensitive. And I hate people who act like know-it-alls.
>likes his job, never comes home in bad mood, doesn't vent his work problems to me all the time (like my father does to my mother)
>doesn't lose his temper easily
>is popular, has more sexual experience than I do, has nice friends
>has many hobbies and is open to mine
>is not one of those outdoor freaks whose only idea of vacation is hiking, camping or sleeping in a caravan (there are a lot of them in my country…)
>doesn't need to be around me 24/7, is not overly romantic
>isn't ashamed of me, doesn't lie to me, never makes fun of me, isn't late to dates… simply the basics

So, I guess I want a friendly chad, who miraculously puts up with somebody like me.

No. 117138

>>117107
You and me have exact taste, anon lol

No. 117139

>Always listens to my problems and tells me everything will be okay
>Gentle, never yells or shouts at me
>No dumbass Twitch memes/internet humor
>We can talk about everything calmly like adults
>Open with his feelings, able to let himself be vulnerable around me when necessary
>Into 'female hobbies' and female-orientated media
>Vanilla, doesn't watch porn but open to experimentation
>Good at domestic chores and cooking, hygiene is great
>Always encourages me, and vice versa
>Smart but doesn't have to be an 'intellectual', just capable of holding conversation to some extent
>Willing to quit his job and be a house husband if I make way more money than him

No. 117141

>Bigger and taller than me.

I'm 4'8 and I'd really want to get with a guy whose lips I cannot reach for a kiss.

>Someone who can control their emotions and isn't afraid to express it.


Current BF is super bad at controlling his emotions and we always end up fighting about it.

>Not an edgy memelord


Every male I've met in my College is an edgy memelord. They're super obnoxious

>Not afraid of feminity

>Relaxed and laidback. Not a workaholic and goes with the flow but will take initiative if needed.

>Fat on muscle like Hiromu Takahashi. Average body types. Skinny on fat. Chubby.


I'm not picky with body types i just do not fuck with the extreme ones tbh. But I'm super into fat on muscle types. Theyre good for cuddling.

>Casual gamer + anime fan


It's nice to share the same interest with a guy and I like that. Especially for the casual gamer types. But I fucking hate the weeab types. There's a shit ton of those men in my college and I've talked to them about certain animes and all of them admit that they like lolicon and shoutacon.

>Good hygiene.Good at dicking.Good listener

>Likes a lot of music. Likes to eat or a big eater since I can't finish my food most of the time lol
>Is into softdom and pegging
>Stable income
>Doesnt want a big family
>Kind to Animals

>Guys with shoulder length hair and a bit of scruff on the face.


I honestly despise the undercut that most men have nowadays. They look like they joined the Hitler Youth.

>Loves me

No. 117143

>>117141
>I'd really want to get with a guy whose lips I cannot reach for a kiss.
Why would anybody want that?

No. 117144

>>117143
She's 4'8, it wouldn't take much. Even an absolute turbomanlet would be hard to reach.

No. 117146

I agree with many of the points that >>116934 picked tbh haha. This will probably look similar but maybe for different and less radfem reasons. I don't really see men as the enemy, I just like cute ones.

>4'11"-5'4" because I'm just unable to be attracted to men who are taller than me. I'm 5'6" for reference.

>skelly is good for tossing around, but squishy is good for cuddling. Either is fine as long as he's not athletic.
>some sort of interesting feature like a big nose, gap teeth, or acne scars. Perfection is weird to me.
>…same/similar race. There are actually very few of us. Oddly regarding this I do prefer short hair on guys, but if he grows it out I understand and support that pride.
>interested in the arts as a hobby so we can collaborate on projects in our free time
>decent at communicating and is a bigger talker than me but also a good listener. I prefer to talk less.
>very introverted and not interested in the party or club scene. I don't need him to be isolated, a few friends are obviously fine. I have a best friend myself. But in the end we should spend much of our time together because we'll be the best of best friends.
>not into drugs or alcohol
>very passive sexually. The ideal is a guy who just lies there because I dislike being touched.
>attracted to me…not alone, I just want to be his type
>good hygiene and decent fashion sense. It increases attraction tenfold, but just letting me dress him would also be nice.
>Overall just a calm and grounded person. Boring, even.
>will let me support him later as a sign of my love and devotion.
>loves animals

No. 117147

>>117143
It doesn't really matter now does it.

No. 117150

>>117121
I can’t tell if this is real or satire? Weird tastes but you do you, anon

No. 117151

My ideal type isn't real. I have insane unrealistic standards and men in real life are trash.

No. 117154

>>117121
Genuinely (unironically-for you neanderthals)this.

No. 117155

>>117121
>>117154
Same except the fart part
fuck off scatfag

No. 117158

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>>117151 but I'll bite. Saging for samefag and because my standards are insanely unrealistic, this man doesn't exist in reality and I don't care.

>Very wealthy. I don't particularly care if it comes from his achievements or his family but it would be nice if he is intelligent enough to be accomplished and has a good career.

>Masculine, toned but not beefcake and much taller than me.
>Dominant in bed and in life. Weak and submissive men are disgusting to me.
>Has never felt anything for, been in a relationship with or done anything sexual with another woman. Anti-porn virgin and no interest in looking at another woman.
>Attractive in the same tier as pic related. I have a preference for asian men but I'm not a crazy weeaboo about it.
>Older than me but not more than 8 years age difference.
>Serious, cold exterior but warm interior that is exposed only to me.

I'll get my romance fix elsewhere because real men are disappointing. Anons hook me up if you have any romance media recommendations like this.

No. 117159

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>>117158
Love O2O. The male protagonist is pretty dreamy and successful, a gentleman too. The protagonist is his first love. The video game parts are kind of cringe, though.

No. 117160

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ok let's do this, i've been dreaming of my dream boy for awhile
looks:
>white, black hair, pale skin
>sideburns, strong eyebrows, hairy
>slightly overweight
>round-ish features, stubble/shadow, a smirk and dark circles
>dresses in an eccentric way (like kramer from seinfeld-esque)
>either slightly taller or slightly shorter than me (i'm 5'9, so medium height is ideal)

personality
>fun loving, extroverted, daredevil
>not politically motivated
>enjoys rough/passionate sex but is not into strange kinks/fetishes
>either blue collar or middle of the road liberal arts (i'm in STEM and can't stand the men i'm around)
>somewhat dumber than me (not preachy, will actually listen to what i say without AHKTUALLY-ing me)
>will tease me and has a sense of humour
>likes to be sexualized, ie: will let me dress him up, wants me touch him, handsy with me
>low maintenance but puts in effort, has an interest in vintage culture
>appreciates my coldness, thinks women like that are attractive
>NO VIDEO GAMES

>>117121
god sometimes i hate this website

No. 117161

>>117160
Damn, I really like sideburns too. I'm always complimenting my bf's and touching them. He always gets shy and embarrassed about it.

No. 117162

>>117161
sideburns are nice, i hate current fashion trends on men right now. this isn't even a "le born in the wrong generation" thing, i just can't stand undercuts and hoodies.

No. 117163

>>117162
I feel you on the undercut thing, they are easily the ugliest hairstyle for guys

No. 117164

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>>117160
Appearance-wise you're practically describing Mr. Darcy

No. 117167

>>117164
not that anon but this exchange made me giggle.
anyway, here goes nothing:

looks
>dark, curly/wavy hair
>skin either porcelain white or straight up black, no arabs allowed
>not fat but not pumped with muscle, just lean with some definition
>big arms, nicely shaped legs, being bow-legged is a plus
>tall. sorry short kings, but my man needs to be tall, at least 180~cm. the taller the better tbh.
>if i'm dating a man i want him to be physically bigger than me and literally be able to throw me around in bed lmao

personality
>not depressed, please god please not depressed, i already am
>interested in learning new stuff and hasn't lost his curiosity about life
>same intelligence as me but in different areas. i'd like to be a bit dominant in our day-to-day life but i'd like to let him have the reins when i feel like to, so he needs to be smart and quick. i don't want to explain things.
>a job. have a job. entrepreneurship doesn't count
>is good in bed, cares about me and my needs. doesn't get fussy when i don't feel like having sex/giving a blowjob.
>doesn't take himself too seriously. meaning we can joke around and roast each other. isn't too worried about his appearance but grooms still.
>isn't afraid of being silly with me and friends
>doesn't push me but still manages to take me out of my comfort zone
>doesn't see buying flowers, gifts, arranging dates etc. as a huge fucking deal

and most importantly, out of all of this,

>be funny.

No. 117168

Ideal cute bf
>>memetic 1.80 or taller
I just love tall boys
>>cute accent, I'm esl so all accent is cute but Welsh or Scottish is cute
>>funny and witty, someone that clearly loves live and joy
>>into self growth and connected with his feelings
>>takes pride in his looks and even eccentric
Thanks to previous relationships I don't have time or patience for guys with low self esteem, I want someone who shines because they love themselves
>>physically and intellectually active. Not necessarily a someone obsessed with either but I like hiking and walking as much as discussing epistemology or ethics
>>not the same but similar world views and morals
>>generous with their time, energy and money
>>gotta have artistic sensibility, in all its aspects.
>>into spoiling one another.
>>a hopeless romantic and passionate
If he's not into fistfight at moon light for my honor then what do I win lmao
>>a spiritual person or at least understand the sensibility of being spiritual
>>physically I'm not very exquisitive but big hands are always good
Astrology sperging incoming : sun and asc, either both fire signs or a mix of air and fire, sun in 3rd-5th-7th-9th-10th house, moon in water sign or Capricorn in 3rd-6th-11th, Venus in water sign, Libra or Leo.

Anyway basically someone like me who is into loving and living life.

No. 117169

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>Hygienic, funny, loyal, animal lover

>Curious, willing to try new things, loves to travel


>Race doesn't matter as long as he's a prettyboy with long lashes, but I tend to lean towards light skin brown boys or tan Asians


>Skinnyfat, slightly toned, or chubby bod. No gymrats or skellys.


>5'6" or taller


>Smart but doesn't act like he's smarter than me, even if he is. Can teach me stuff without being condescending about it (which is impossible for most men).


>Not overly self confident. I can't stand dudes who know they're good looking. Even the mildest fuckboy aura is an instant dealbreaker (hence why I'd never date pic related even though he's physically perfect).


>Bisexual. Most bi guys are mansluts, but I feel like they have a much healthier grasp of emotional vulnerability than straight guys. They also take better care of themselves. Plus it's hot to fantasize about your bf with another guy.


>Likes to play video games, watch movies, and listen to music together. Huge bonus points if he can introduce me to new media that I enjoy.


>Is receptive to my affection. I'm not a big romantic so he doesn't have to be either, but he has to tolerate my clingyness lol


>idc if he still lives at home as long as he has a job and knows how to take care of himself. Career path doesn't matter either, I make enough money for the both of us. He can be whatever he wants.


>Doesn't get drunk. Ever. Having a few drinks and getting tipsy is fine, but regularly drinking to the point of slurring, passing out, vomiting, getting loud or violent etc. is a huge no.


>I don't mind if he watches porn as long as it's not some degenerate incest/rape/abuse bullshit


>Small or average penis. Big veiny dicks disgust me.


I realize this all makes me sound kinda young/immature, I'm in my early 20s but I've more or less had the same ideal type since I was a teenager. Maybe it'll change as I get older, but my dating history is quite extensive so, at the moment I'm quite confident in what I like. I know my standards are high but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed.

No. 117170

>>117158
The Kiss Quotient .

Sexy Asian male lead. Dominant. Lots of steamy scenes.

Sucks that hardly any books have Asian romance leads in it

No. 117287

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>>117162
My bf has sideburns and very long hair, but it doesn't look like bad 70s hair. I wish more men had hair like that. Maybe not muttonchops though lol. Regency hair is nice too.
I think most men look just bad with undercuts. I don't really like them on anyone.
Pic related, a bit more muttonchoppy than I would usually like but I think he pulled it off.

No. 117291

>>117107
am I being described

>worships me like a goddess

yes
>proclaims I'm the only girl he's ever loved
I dunno you, but yeah
>touches me like I'm made of delicate porcelain and asks if he's too rough
yes
>vanilla but eager to experiment and satisfy my weird ass fetishes
yes
>hates getting BJs; loves giving head
I love both but the last one more
>overall, a giver rather than a taker
yes
>never complains when I ask for 1+ hour massages
make it 3-6, one hour isn't long enough
>places above all else our emotional and romantic bond rather than our sexual relationship
of course
>doesn't brag about his dick size or height
yes
>is overall humble
yes
>despises porn and weeb shit
yes
>plays an instrument so we can jam
no :(
>a love for literature and the arts
yes
>doesn't pressure me into anything
yes
>loves to do domestic duties and chores
yes but only if it's for you or us
>gives me compliments everyday and writes me love poems
I thought that was too clingy but yeah
>sensitive, gentle shy guy that's wholly emotionally available
yes
>not addicted to the internet
yes
>engages in intellectual discussion
yes
>full head of long thick hair (the best feature in all men imo)
did someone dox me
>feminine face that belongs in classical paintings
did someone dox me
>masculine svelte body with well-defined muscles
who doxxed me
>a love for all animals
yes
>does the "right thing" even if it fucks him over in the end
ive been doxxed
>silly, quirky humor that's charming; he gets my dark humor and deadpan jokes
yes
>doesn't see me as a bitch
yes
>isn't afraid to apologize first when we fight; doesn't care if he "wins/loses" the argument
yes

should I be afraid? are you the one that emailed me(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 117292

>genuine
>kind and sweet
>supportive
>awkward and shy
>in tune with his feels
>intelligent or knowledgeable
>wants a family & marriage
>realistic ambitions and goals
>into some internet culture (no degenerate shit)
>a passion for an art (I prefer music, but any other form of art I can find appreciation)
>hygienic and cares for appearance
>leans towards a cool style
>cute face
>pale skin, dark hair
>5'8"+
>thin, scrawny or skinnyfat
>low bodycount
>silent confidence
>average or somewhat big dick
>willing to dom and be rough with me in bed

No. 117293

>has positive attributes

No. 117300

@117291
Please leave this board scroate. You won’t get a gf here.(learn 2 imageboard)

No. 117303

>>117125
I'm not a robot, I'm just making fun you femcels, and my satire isn't far off the mark considering >>117154
>>117155
unironically want this.
And >>117160 think it's real.

No. 117304

>>117092
>men r ebil so we can be ebil too!

fuck. off.

seriously though, you're crazy.

No. 117305

>not obsessed with being a stereotypical man

and i got him. sorry guys.

No. 117314

Physically, just be somewhat thin/fit, blue or green eyes, sharp jaw, scruff

Personality wise, I like them adventurous,respectful of me, understanding, a few common interests and they have to make me feel desirable and cared for

I like mommying too but in regards to sex, I like it when they're comfy enough to do kinky shit but knows how to be respectful about it but also doesn't act immature when sex mishaps happen like bone pops, farts and queefs, lots of sweat, etc

I have a guy I'm happy with so there's that, there's someone for everyone

No. 117337

>>117305
Damn you.

No. 117344

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>Dark hair with dark eyes that are perpetually tired looking (maybe a bit sunken or with eyebags).
I also really like dark, angry-looking eyebrows kek
>Pale and thin
>Introverted
>Doesn't have conventional goals for the future (ex. starting a family, living in a suburban neighborhood, etc.)
I want to leave my future pretty open-ended so I'd feel bad dating someone who has set plans to settle down and have a conventional life.
>Independent and has his own friends and interests
If we happen to have the same interests that's fine, but I'd hate for us to do everything together just because that's what couples are 'supposed' to do
>Respects the fact I need my space and am not a super gushy romantic person (if he's the same way, even better)
>Isn't a normie and thinks for himself/isn't overly reliant on technology or whatever is seen as cool and trendy
I know this is superficial and stupid but it's such a turnoff when I meet guys whose personalities are basically just the Office, going to parties, and Facebook memes.
>Has a few hobbies and interests that he's really passionate about
I always think guys are the cutest when they're talking about something they really like
>Has a more quiet, relaxed personality and is transparent with his emotions/feelings
I don't like guys who are stereotypically masculine and think its manly to be emotionally constipated, but as a result end up emotionally immature and lash out and say stupid things they don't mean when they lose their temper/are under stress/etc. Also in terms of emotional transparency, I just mean someone who doesn't change their personality to fit the occasion and is generally the same guy no matter the situation.

Am I asking for too much? Probably.

No. 117360

I used to think about 'my dream guy' when I was younger and his characteristics but nowadays I honestly don't give a fuck, I'd rather go with the flow

No. 117361

>>116934
I don't know why ppl who seem to be scared of men want to get into a relationship, like you've got some issues to resolve before that girl

Wanting a tiny guy just because he'd be 'weaker and not as threatening' is insane, and I got some news for you he'd stronger all the same

No. 117363

>>117344
It’s not asking for much anon…am married to a guy with all of those traits

No. 117374

>>117344
Its sad when women are asking for basic things like this in an IDEAL guy thread where you can be as unrealistic as you want and they think they're asking for too much. The absolute state of men.

No. 117376

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>>116934
>I'd be willing to give them a tamagotchi if they're good.
Now there, you'll spoil him.

No. 117380

>>117361
>he'd be stronger all the same
Ntayrt but I've experienced having more upper body strength than some tiny men. I lift and am a stocky lady though.
Not saying I'm stronger than most men or anything (definitely not) but a 5'2" skelly guy? Absolutely. It's attainable for some women.

Disclaimer that I'm only into this for fetish reasons and not fear btw kek.

No. 117381

>>117380
Same. I'm 5'10, that's taller than most men and naturally I'm also stronger.
Have some confidence in your strength, of course short body builders exist, but your average short or medium-height guy is not Hulk.

No. 117383

>>117121
I know this is a troll but
>Vanilla but let me peg him with no lube.
Is so true of most of this site. A lot of women here hate anal and want a guy who doesn't watch porn but they want to put stuff in a guy's ass as a sort of revenge. It's hypocritical, even if he has a prostate.

No. 117386

>>117383
>A lot of women here hate anal and want a guy who doesn't watch porn but they want to put stuff in a guy's ass as a sort of revenge. It's hypocritical, even if he has a prostate.
I haven't really seen that, the whole revenge thing. Pegging is really weird but I think some anons actually are into that, for whatever reason. A lot of anons want to dress guys up too. I don't think it's revenge, they're just weird.

No. 117389

>lefty feminist and outspoken ally
>bisexual and monogamous with a high sex drive
>5'9 and lean with lotsa tattoos and long hair
>extroverted and encourages me to go out with him
>drives a dodge challenger, or a classic bmw
>smells nice
>loves me

No. 117390

My absolute ideal 10/10 type that I will never find, forgive me for being so specific but I'm just going all out for once:

Personality:
>A good person but not judgemental. Can be a bit cynical, gossip and acknowledge peoples' faults without sugarcoating it, but doesn't do it maliciously
>Has a good heart and helps other people without being a total pushover
>Independent and can voice his opinion, doesn't shut up and harbor some repressed bitterness against me because he can't open his mouth when it matters
>Has a hefty sense of (somewhat dark) humor, I love cracking jokes and bantering so I want him to be on the same wavelength instead of being too serious and no-nonsense
>I can deal with aspergers and slight depression/anxiety but crippling mental and personality disorders are too much for me
>Has his own income and doesn't mooch off my paycheck, but also isn't a penny-pinching cheapskate who drives 20 extra miles because the other gas station has $0.05 off gas
>Loves nerdy shit and discussing it in depth and theorizing, big bonus points if he's a weeb
>Isn't a prude and can enjoy porn and kinks, but doesn't force me to do uncomfortable and/or painful things I don't get off to (Like choking, deepthroating, anal etc)
>Likes kids and animals, doesn't have to be super into them but still tolerate and respect them
>Loves food and enjoys restaurants without being snooty about it
>Has his own circle of friends without being too dependent on me being his only social contact
>Respects his mother and other women
>Genuinely enjoys my company and doesn't see me just as a girlfriend but his soul mate and other half

Looks:
>Over 180cm/5'10"
>Wide/muscular shoulders
>Narrow eyes
>Thick hair
>I really don't give that many shits about looks because I'm 90% about personality, just be taller than me and not morbidly obese and it's allright

No. 117394

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- is non-violent and non-aggressive. i cannot stand men who want to beat everyone up.

- NOT A RADICAL LEFTIST OR PROGRESSIVE!!

- is ambitious and has something going for him when it comes to school or work, has a great work ethic and will have a successful career

- does not watch porn and respects women

- likes cats

- is independent and confident! not a needy mama's boy

- has a silly sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously

- is into normie shit like football

- puts effort into his appearance and has a nice fashion sense

- works out and eats healthy

- is not a big gamer

- does volunteer work

- is non-judgmental and understanding when it comes to stuff like mental health issues. doesn't look down on people who are homeless or addicted to drugs

- when it comes to appearance i like handsome, but pretty, men who are taller than me. i'm a sucker for men with good hair (lol) and dark hair and brown eyes

No. 117408

>>117363
At this point I've honestly resigned myself to being alone since I don't really feel like settling for less, but your response gave me some hope that I'll find someone kek. I guess it's also a matter of hoping that someone who meets my ideals also likes me back, but that's a whole different story. (also by any chance does your husband look like Trent Reznor/gif related- just curious)

>>117374
It seems like a lot of men expect their partners to fill the emotional/loving role in the relationship because they're so shit at doing it themselves, so I feel like it's unrealistic to ask for a man who is okay with a girlfriend who isn't emotionally open, expressive, nurturing, etc and won't fill that stereotypical role. Some guys are okay with it, but they end up treating you like a 'cool girl' instead, which isn't much better. I could be wrong though, but that's just how it seems from what I've seen. Anyway, sorry for the rant just wanted to elaborate on why I felt like I was asking for a lot.

No. 117417

My ideal man:
>Dark hair
>Takes pride in appearance and into fitness
>Sports fan like me
>Not clingy
>Self assured, positive and encouraging
>Good job, if not striving for success. I don't want a man who sits around all day playing video games
>Out going and extroverted, lust for life, friendly and kind to everyone, basically the opposite of me.
>cooks and cleans (I grew up in a household where my father did A LOT and a mother who couldn't do much so I have this is normal to me and an expectation of how things should be.)
>Not a sexual degenerate
>Not a porn addict
>Understands me, doesn't try to change me.
>Non-judgemental personality
>A little boring like me kek
>Family oriented himself and must be respectful to my family. Disrespect towards my family or not making an effort with my family is break-up worthy.
>Similar politics and morals
>Not aggressive
>Strong and masculine but not in an overcompensating insecure way
>Brings the best out in me, improves my life, makes me happy.

No. 117420

I honestly don't really care about appearance as long as he doesn't look ugly, creepy or is morbidly obese/skeleton skinny. Though I tend to like chubby-ish guys or tall and lanky.

>Emotionally stable currently but with a past of depression or something else like that so I can better relate

>Sensible and isn't afraid to show his emotions and tell me what he feels
>With a tendency to introspection and a high degree of self awareness
>Likes to drink but once or twice a week only, like me, and knows how to without getting shitfaced and embarrassing himself like a teenager who just discovered beer
>Willing to listen to my problems and also willing to tell me about his instead of bottling it up
>No anger issues or if he ever had any, he got therapy for it
>Likes to read and can write properly, optional: is interested in academic pursuits but not pretentious about it
>Same level of intelligence or more intelligent than me
>Prefers to stay at home most of the time and hang out as a couple but sometimes likes to go out for a change
>Has only a close group of friends, not big on parties and not much of an outgoing guy, mostly introverted and keeps to himself
>Same music taste as me but also likes some different bands he can introduce me to
>Has his own political inclinations but politics isn't his whole life
>Likes to play video games but it isn't his main hobby
>Likes only a few anime but none of that moe shit
>Aware of social issues such as sexism and racism in society but isn't a SJW
>Shitty sense of humor like mine, likes to talk about gross shit too
>No hardcore fetishes but is willing to experiment whatever we come up with
>Has a nice family or if they aren't nice, he isn't close to them and won't make me spend time with them
>Not a manslut
>Loves having sex like I do but it isn't the highest priority of his life

No. 117581

>>117386
>>117383
Its just a loud minority
majority of us agree that mens asshole are disgusting and that an produces feces, farts and prolapses

No. 117588

I hate that I'm even attracted to men but here we go:

- Has a small number of past partners
- No drugs at all, rarely drinks alcohol
- Respects/agrees with my political (and rad fem) views
- Respects my career and my education
- Likes to cook, doesn't mind cleaning and is a generally clean person
- Doesn't have a weird fixation with anal
- Doesn't watch porn or have any other fake porn fetishes like titty fucking or face fucking
- Not into BDSM and prefers to make love passionately
- Has actual career goals and passions
- Not allergic to and likes both cats and dogs
- Doesn't go MIA when we have conflicts but resolves them with me
- Doesn't have extreme family issues
- Doesn't constantly need to be around other people
- Doesn't listen to degenerate music
- Will let me keep my last name and might take my last name when we get married
- Doesn't put me down for my interests and will partake in some of my cheesy hobbies
- Loves baseball (doesn't root for my rival team)
- Doesn't have bad spending habits

Physically:
- Dark hair, brown eyes, preferably not ghostly pale like me
- Bonus points if he's Hispanic
- around 5'8 to 6'0 tall
- Average BMI, not super skinny with nice thighs and a cute, relatively flat stomach
- Nice face with not a giant nose (mine is pretty big) and also with dimples and a cute smile
- Some squish is fine and cute as well, not too muscly
- Not preferred but if he has questionable fashion, he must be willing to let me help him buy clothes
- Won't go bald or at least be attractive enough to pull off being bald later in life
- No beard or facial hair whatsoever, yikes
- Takes care of his skin and has good hygiene
- Nice broad chest with broad shoulders
- Dick is average to slightly over average with decent girth

I basically described my boyfriend, RIP me if we ever break up. I think I'm just going to try dating women or die alone if that happens (video related).

No. 117589

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Does anyone like men of average height? I feel like everyone here is either a Manlet chaser or only dates giants.

I hate to admit it but I like 5’11”. That’s the perfect height for me despite the media and incels memeing tf out of it.

No. 117590

>>117589
Honestly it's not even that short, it's on the taller end. I'm pretty sure 5'9" is average in the US/UK. 6' is seen as firmly "tall" so? Lame meme.

No. 117607

>>117589
5'8 for me, guess i'm a manlet chaser lmao fuck

No. 117608

>>117589
I'm 5'7 and 5'11 is the perfect height for kisses and cuddle tbh. Why would you want to date a guy who have to bend over just to kiss you.

No. 117612

>>117589
I think 5'11" is def tall. 5'11" is just as tall to me as 6'-2", realistically, and I could only ever begin to tell the difference if 5'11" and 6'1" stand right next to each other. At and after like, 5'9" or so my spatial reasoning goes to shit and men just seem "tall".

No. 117625

>>117590
5'11 is an average height in my country (but I live in EE)

No. 117629

He is taller than 6ft and has proportions similar to Michaelangelo's David without the daft hairstyle.

He has hair on his chest, but not too much enough to run your hands through but not enough to look gross through a polo shirt. He never wears v necks lol.

He is lean and has definition but still his shoulders and neck are different entities and he has never taken steroids.

I like dark eyes because they feel more intense to look at. Dark hair of any shade as long as its dark so his eyes are frames by dark lashes and brows to give more intensity when he looks at me.

His hair is full and has body, but is never greasy or limp.

His face is gorgeous and angular with a gorgeous smile and a prominent nose to give character and look like a hunk.

His hands have to look nice as well. A tall adonis but he is humble lol

No. 117631

>>117589
I'm 5'15" so I don't give a damn about height as long as he isn't the same as me because that's borderline midget for a male. I prefer average guys so it isn't TOO tall for me.

No. 118548

>>117390
LOL what you described is legit a friend of mine, well almost all those check out except since he’s got into a new job the whole friends thing is abit hard for him to do since he works a compressed work schedule but he tries his best to hang out with his friends but they’re also on shift work. So if that isn’t something that bothers you then he pretty much checks out. He’s abit of a chubster but he’s no super fat or fat by any means but if by going off this thread, he’s most def considered “fat” by the ideal perfect male in some posts lol. You didn’t mention facial hair but he’s got thick dark hair, an a beard, shaggy kind of. He’s a great guy he’s kind of just dense to things at time almost oblivious but it’s kind of a cute thing at times lol.
I also realize this is from 15 days ago, but he’s out there.. in Canada if that matters haha.

No. 118577

>>117631
>5'5" is borderline midget for a male
What. Guys above 4'10" don't have dwarf proportions. 5'5"/6" is king of manlets territory tbh.
Unless you meant to type 5'1"…in which case I guess it is technically borderline lmao.

No. 118593

>>117089
What exactly is wrong with wishing to be with someone who's at the same experience level as you are? I was an adult virgin for quite a while and all of my friends kept telling me I had to find a guy who was experienced and could teach me. What I really wanted was someone at my level.

No. 118651

>>118593
nothing
it's a post made by a slutty male

No. 118656

>>117075
What if you found someone who really is me-sexual? There are some men out there who are extremely loyal and never stray away from their girlfriends, not even to check other girls out. Very rare, but they exist and are exactly my ideal.

No. 118666

>>118593
"Experienced" guys are shittier in bed than virgins. They believe their dicks are magical due to so many chicks faking it and stroking their ego. A virgin is usually happy to please, eager to learn and doesn't expect anything.

No. 118704

>is into history, literature, language and music (those are my main interests) so we can talk for hours about these subjects
>has a passion for music and likes going to concerts etc
>likes all of the same video games I like (it's okay if he likes other games too, just not weeb shit)
>NOT a weeb
>doesn't watch porn
>close to my height (not super tall or super short)
>has really good communication and frequently asks how I am and making sure I'm doing okay etc
>doesn't ignore my texts
>facial hair.. or no facial hair, it really depends on the guy and what looks best on him
>thick black or dark brown hair
>bold/thick eyebrows
>smooth blemishless skin
>sexy voice
>hairy arms/chest
>not heavily tattooed or modded
>likes travelling
>loves cats
>is kinky but not into super weird shit (like wanting me to drink the c*m out of used condoms)
>can talk to him about anything and is literally my best friend
>has similar political views to mine

No. 118717

>>118704
>(like wanting me to drink the c*m out of used condoms)

anon i'm so sorry for whatever you went through in the past…

No. 118718

>>118656
That really isn't realistic. Sure you can find a loyal guy, but you can't expect a man to never look at some woman's ass at walmart or something.

No. 118719

>>118717
Seconded, that's horrifying

No. 118728

>>118718
my ex was like that, and it was honestly weird. it may sound great in theory but it's very hard to break up with men like that bc they have a crisis once you're not together anymore.

No. 118732

Literally just don't be fat, don't stink and treat me good
Too bad many men are incapable of just this

No. 118733

>>118718
I dated a guy like this, he was very respectful of me, we went out to Vegas on Halloween, even with tits and ass all over the street his eyes were on my they entire time and he didn't make one sexual comment all night, it's now my standard for men and if you're a decent enough woman most men can comply

No. 118734

>>118718
>>118732
Why are so many women's standards at rock bottom? Love yourselves.

No. 118735

i just too much time reading through this thread and feeling like i've never had any kind of super specific running list like this going in my mind. like idk if i'm weird or what but i have dated such a bizarre mashup of all different types of men and they've all only gone badly when i got sick of them. so i guess i just look for someone who can stand up to me and doesn't get on my nerves lmao. there also has to be natural chemistry between us. you can have your ideal person sitting in front of you and be awkward around each other and it's never going to work.

No. 118736

>>118728
>>118733
>>118734
"MeSexuals" don't exist. Even if he doesn't say anything or pursue other women, he will still look at them in a sexual way at least once in a while.
This is like when men want a kissless virgin who has the skills of a pornstar and super high sex drive.

No. 118738

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I want a man who acts like a human in general, doesn't watch porn, doesn't see me as an object and is faithful while in a relationship. But maybe I'm asking for too much lol

No. 118739

>>118728
same here, it sounds good until you experience it. his obsessive behaviour was awful and to this day he won't leave me alone.
i really regret dating him.

No. 118746

>>118736
No one's asking "literally don't be attracted to anyone but me" just don't act like a pervert and gawk at other women, this is pretty much the default for women to do but most males are incapable of just this

No. 118748

Every man I've ever felt real feelings for has had a personality mostly stolen from Tim&Eric/Weird twitter.

No, it has never ended well.
Yes I will continue to fall for it.

No. 118749

Personality:
Not into porn or any very extreme fetishes
Financially stable and bonus if they have a job they enjoy
Sense of humor (I like sarcasm, deadpan, and extremely bizarre)
Appreciates art, music, and literature
Is educated
Doesn’t watch too much tv (I don’t)
Doesn’t spend too much time on the internet
Isn’t addicted to video games
Has generally traditional values
Wants children
Loves dogs
Is kind
Rarely drinks alcohol

Looks:
Good hygiene
Blue, green, or grey eyes
Blonde
At least my height (5’9) or above
Not obese or a bodybuilder
Classic style
No tattoos
Clean shaven

No. 118750

>>118749
Your looks are to my taste anon lol

No. 118756

>>118746
>is me-sexual, never had an attraction to anyone else before

No. 118757

>>117589
You're not alone anon. I'm 5'9" and I love guys who are my height or just a little bit taller. I'm not into 6'6" super tall guys.

No. 118759


No. 118761

>>118756
only one anon said that though, the other ones quoted haven't

even so my point still stands about how women are expected to have eyes for no one but their partner, men aren't.

No. 118765

>>118761
only shitty people think this way, anon. go out more.

No. 118768

>>118765
It's shitty to have and expect basic respect from your partner? Just don't gawk at other women, it's not hard nor shitty to expect such thing, get out of here handmaiden

No. 118769

>>118768
lmao, calm down idiot. i was referring to people who think that women are the only ones who need to be respectful.

No. 118770

>>118769
shitty but common, just calling other people shitty doesn't erase the fact it happens and many people still think like this

just let people talk about it without shutting them down

No. 118783

>>118770
NTA but are you underage? Your whining is OT and you have the gall to tell people to let people talk?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 118798

>>118783
>Doing the exact same as the opposing side just with different opinions
>But but you're whining! You must be underage, how dare you make complaints about pure innocent men
Ok(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 118801

i want a man who'll be into me sitting on his face and isn't a sub.

No. 118806

>>116934
You sound lovely

No. 118824

He gotta look like Sawyer from LOST n tongue fuck me whenever I want n cook for me. Otherwise, gtfo

No. 118829

>>118798
really though shut the fuck up and stop bumping the thread with noncon.(Take your own advice)

No. 118832

>>118757
same height is literally top tier. hips, lips and nips line up for perfect cuddles uwu

No. 118844

>>118832
Not really but aight.

No. 118862

>>118806
is this sarcasm

No. 119218

isabel is a wonderful girl and deserves to have a nice day

No. 119247

>>118757
really? that's always been a turn-on for me but oddly enough i've only been with like 3 guys significantly taller than me

No. 121738

This thread look like fun. I never really thought about an ideal guy, I'm kinda lonely so I'll take anyone, but if I get to build the perfect guy?

-I like guy my height or slightly taller. I'm 5'4 so at most 5'8. I notice that when super tall guy date me, they treat me very childishly.

-alt. fashion, street wear, goth, metal, doesn't matter. I want to take cute matchy alt. clothes at live shows.

-personality? High self esteem. Self motivated, not close to his mom, can take a joke and laugh. Not a jealous, violent type.

-Doesn't need to drink to have fun and vaping is the least they smoke. Masculine and enjoys some type of sport. They has to be

-independent and Understanding and maybe a little dumb? I'm pretty dumb myself, so let be dumbasses together.

- would love if they play videogames beside CoD, Fortnite, or other shooters. Would love to talk about mmos, action/rpgs with.

-Anime and manga isn't a must, but again, it a common hobby I would love to shared.

-no cosplay guy, eguys, or fuck boys.

-they enjoy trying new things. I love eating at new places, trying new things and is too curious about life to get stuck in a rut. I want to shared these discovery!

I feel like these are very basic wants after writing them down. I understand couples fights, but I don't want a relationship that mostly bitter with little sweet. I have enough stress in my life that I choose guys who won't be stressful for me. Which lead me to be alone.

No. 121810

>>121738
How can you want a guy who is into anime and manga but not cosplay? That doesn't make sense to me.

No. 121812

>>121810
Not everyone who like anime/manga cosplay. Most guys don't. So, it be cool to like a guy who like anime/manga, but don't cosplay.

No. 121830

>shorter than me (175 cm)
>normal weight, not fat, spoopy skeleton or too much muscle
>nice thick hair, not balding, shaved or really short hair. doesnt have a beard
>kind to others but not a doormat, is confident and knows his personal limits
>not jealous or too clingy
>not violent even against other males (unless self defence), doesnt yell often
>considers females human, not objects or some glorified goddesses
>has things in his life he cares about (not just me) or is trying to gain them
>doesnt drink, smoke or do drugs often, once in a while is fine
>high sex drive, sexually submissive and likes being the little spoon
>can watch porn but understands it =/= reality
>supports me and lets me support him
>honest and talks about his feelings
>likes to go outside home
>dumb and dark sense of humor

I know this is like a unicorn but one can dream.

>>117383
I would like pegging but I also like stuff in my butt. Has to be done gently and only if the other person wants it of course, people who just stick things up there by force deserve to get cancer.

No. 121836

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No. 121837

>>121836
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

No. 121838

>>121836
chaddy

No. 121857

>>121812
can I ask what you have against cosplay? I find it strange that you like anime and manga but dislike cosplay.

No. 121859

>>121857
nta but cosplay is for attention whores and it goes for both men and women. i can see why that isn't desirable.

No. 121926

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This is gonna be long 'cause I'm so lonely.
Appearance:
- 5'6" or taller. I'm practically a midget (5'1") and I worry for my future kids.
- Green or blue eyes.
- Brown or blond hair, nice beard.
- Not fat and not a skeleton. Fitness is a bonus so long as he doesn't force me or guilt me into joining him.
- Practices good hygiene and smells nice. Wears good cologne.
- Decent fashion sense. Nothing too fancy or attention-grabbing.

Interests:
- Loves gaming and enjoys talking about it. Absolutely no casual shit allowed (Fortnite, PUBG, Fifa, CoD, etc). Only the best of games old and new.
- Anime and manga are also good. No cosplaying in public.
- Has good taste (read: my taste lol) in all forms of media.
- Not a cringy leftist.
- Likes animals.
- Wants children and is willing to help with our kids when I really need it.
- No drugs or alcohol.

Personality and behavior:
- Isn't a cocky bastard. I want someone I can make feel better about themselves.
- Introverted. Shyness is fine with me, but I'd still like him to be assertive with men.
- Not too lovey-dovey all the time but not too cold towards me, because I don't want to feel overwhelmed OR underappreciated. Likes it when I smother him with affection.
- Isn't controlling. Extreme dominance is a huge turn-off. Doesn't get offended when I ask for space.
- Is okay with me being a housewife.
- Is a handyman.
- Is always learning something and teaches me things without looking down on me. Also doesn't get threatened if I know more about something than he does. Allows me to explain.
- Has a great sense of humor and can take a joke. Can handle serious conversations.
- Doesn't ignore me in public, doesn't gawk at other women and doesn't make me feel inferior in any way.
- Is decisive. I'm indecisive as hell so nothing would ever get done in our house if he was the same.

Sexual interests:
- Isn't selfish in bed. Isn't too forceful or rough. Doesn't want to degrade me.
- Can watch porn… just not in front of me.
- Doesn't like anal. Doesn't have weird fetishes like shit or period blood. No daddy stuff either. Vanilla is totally fine.

No. 121939

>>121926
this reads like the text accompanying somebody's hedgehog OC

No. 121950

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My ideal man:

>very tall and muscular, not too much though

>red/blonde hair
>blue/grey/green eyes
>gentle to me
>intelligent in a nice way, doesn't brag about his intelligence
>understanding
>likes the same stuff I do, and if not then bears with me if I sperg hours about my fav subjects
>doesn't like porn
>understands that women are human beings and not just pretty fuckholes
>knows how to communicate, doesn't give me the silent treatment, bang doors shut angrily or other shitty behaviour
>smells nice
>lets me dominate him in bed occasionally

Sigh. I'm never going to find him, am I girls?

No. 121974

>noticeably shorter than me (I'm pretty tall so should not be impossible)
>skinny
>pale
>generally fair features, freckles are a huge plus
>androgynous looking, long-ish hair
>no manly behaviour
>soft spoken and empathetic
>good listener
>shy, generally quiet and passive, but still fun to a degree so that it's bit boring to be around him
>somewhat conservative, religious and a bit of a prude
>quite nerdy, wears glasses
>is into art, bonus points if he has actual artistic talent for music, painting, drawing, dancing…
>has a sense of fashion and takes care of his appearance
>loves animals and kids, wants a family one day
>it'd be nice if he was a foodie like me
>enjoys long walks at night
>willing to learn my language
>ideally a virgin, I'd like him to not have a lot of experience with girls so that I can teach him
>high sex drive to keep me satisfied
>well hung, I really like the contrast between that and the rest of an androgynous body and it'd look even bigger on his tiny frame to boot
>the dick should also be good looking so no weird curvatures, shapes or skin tones, MUST be uncut

It's a shame that a guy like that probably doesn't exist, I think some of these characteristics are incompatible with each other, but oh well.

No. 122020

I think one of the traits of my dream man would be that he doesnt have social media. That's probably too much to ask though.

No. 122098

>>122020
Oh, this is a good one, anon. Sadly it is just a dream for us.

No. 122143

>>122020
I've only dated guys without social media. Although maybe it's less common outside of the 20 - 30 age group. People my age seem less interested in that stuff than older and younger generations.

No. 137662

>>122020
Men without social media are alarming because it means they’re abnormal and don’t socialize

No. 137663


No. 137667

>>122020
my fiance only has facebook (and only to talk to his family overseas) it's great. i also don't have social media either, but we do post cute pics together from time to time on fb.

No. 137671

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>>116931

Looks
>Significantly taller than me, at least 6 ft, preferably more
>Fit, with visible abs
>Nice jawline and a pretty, young looking face
>No facial hair or excessive body hair
>Brown hair
>Big dick
>Smells nice
>Dresses very casually, but not sloppy
>No piercings

Other
>Is very straightforward, and does not try to play games
>Is not interested in politics
>Not pretentious when it comes to art or music
>Plays a sport (literally all my serious crushes have at some point played soccer)
>Is not smarter than me when it comes to "general knowledge". I like being right. But also not dumb as a rock either.
>Slightly jealous and possessive
>Likes showing me off, and is not embarrassed to be seen with me
>Does not play a lot of video games
>Social and has lots of friends
>Likes partying
>Drinks (but does not act like an asshole when drunk)
>Does not take everything super seriously
>Is not a doormat to other people, but puts up with my bullshit
>Has a very high sex drive and is naturally dominant/rough in bed (but is not into bdsm and does not have fetishes)
>Not easily shocked/offended
>Not overly emotional
>Generous with his money
>Outwardly confident
>Willing to take care of me
>Not religious (and does not have any.hang ups about being raised religious)
>Not much older than me


So chad who is nice to me. I had a two night stand with someone who matches a lot of these, and we still talk sometimes but he lives in Germany (which is not on the other side of the world for me or anything but still), and now I can't get over him.

No. 137674

>>137671
No nice, accomplished Chad like you’ve described is going to want a girlfriend who has one night stands, lmao.

No. 137676

>>137674
Ok incel.

No. 137677

>>137674
this is the ideal man thread, why are you so triggered. I’m incapable of trusting anyone anyway, so I don’t actually even want to be in a relationship ever.

No. 137684

>>137677
Well it’s good your incapable of having a relationship then since the type of guy you want probably wouldn’t settle for someone like you.

No. 137695

>>137684

gtfo incel / tradthot

No. 137710

Not interested in dating so never thought about my ideal type, but let's try:
>basic shit like not a slob, respectful and polite with others, has a steady job… but that's how everybody should be like
>not overweight or chubby, skellies are fine
>don't care about height
>preferably long hair, bald is an absolute no
>older than me, around my age is fine but not younger
>into alternative fashion
>yes for tattoos, no for piercings
>vegetarian but not vegan
>loves animals
>not a normie, must have some fringe interests
>has some kind of passion for music like playing an instrument, going to concerts or being extremely interested in a specific genre (not necessarily the same as me, as long as he doesn't say shit like Ed Sheeran is good music)
>preferably into manga, but not the mainstream (One Piece&co) or weebie (ReZero&co) shit
>doesn't watch porn, but reading hentai is okay as long as it's not his whole life (would be hypocritical since I read some)
>likes to read but doesn't pretend he's hot shit because he does it
>believes conspiracy theories like pizzagate or pedowood
>not the party type, likes to chill at home or in a coffeeshop or museum
>not wanting to spend all the time with me, likes to be on his own or with his friends rather than with me
>doesn't worship me
>is okay with never meeting my family
>doesn't want to start a family or get married

No. 137721

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My ideal type is extremely unrealistic, but oh well lol. I don't expect to meet anyone like that.
>calm, emotionally mature and secure
>doesn't have problems with making friends irl
>romantic (gets me flowers, cooks for me sometimes, etc.)
>doesn't have many previous partners, treats sex as an expression of love, not a purpose for pursuing relationship
>doesn't watch porn with real people (idc about art or hentai)
>male butterface (fit and an ugly face is the best combination imo)
>likes anime and manga a lot, but not a pedo/lolicon
>some feminine interests (like cooking, farming games, etc.)
>likes to spend time outside (going on walks, cycling, hiking)
>not a neet, idc about his job, but being a neet damages your brain
>dom but not into any weird bdsm stuff

No. 137726

>>137721
what manga is that from?

No. 137727

Looks:
>Beautiful face…I don't care about the body as long as he's not fat. This is the #1 thing btw, yes i'm shallow as fuck.
>Full head of hair and no signs of future balding.
>5'11-6'2.
>Basic hygiene at least. Doesn't smell bad and nothing about him looks gross.
>naturally wide shoulders

Innards:
>compassionate
>supportive
>dependable
>liberal + not religious
>good family with similar aspects, no tragic abuse story or fucked up childhood
>vanilla sex.
>likes animals a lot
>a fun person. goes all out on holidays

a soyboy basically. who's really pretty.

No. 137733

here’s mine

> cultured, open minded, knows internet trends but isn’t one of those dank memer types, smart but not condescendingly smart, listens to all sorts of music


>good humour and is quick witted


>tall enough for me to reach their shoulders because I like a good size difference.


>not addicted to porn or jacking off too much. I’m ok with a little porn but if the dude watches some rapey shit I’m gone


>can cook and likes to eat


>same interests as me


>brown skinned and chubby/dad bod type. I like men who are soft


>a little kinky and into so some soft femdom


>medium to big dick


>GOOD HYGIENE.


>Isn’t into too much anime. Big fucking red flag if they like pedo/lolicon/shotacon or anything hentai


All the men who are into anime I know in my university has a distinct scent

No. 137740

Looks
>Most body types, except obese/fat (I'm fine with some chub) or super muscle-y body builder like.

>Short or tall, at least 5'6.


>Hairy but facial hair is iffy


>Not into white guys, I do think nerdy white guys can be cute. Otherwise brown/black/Asian.


>Long hair is super cute but not a requirement. Dark hair and dark eyes.


>Nice teeth.


>Big noses are hot


>I've been told I'm into butter faces but I just like average to cute guys. I don't want a really hunky guy with a super immaculate chiseled jaw line.


>Big hands


>5+ inch dick at least


Personality

>Smart but not smarmy and robotic


>Kind and values family. I want someone who values me and my opinions. Someone who will defend me.


>Hardworking, bonus if they like to work outside


>Cleans up after themselves


>Knows how to cook and is self sufficient


>Wants to workout with me


>Limited to no porn usage


>Some drinking okay but very very limited. If he has bad experiences with alcoholic or drug user parents/family members like me.


>Takes care of themselves/appearance and has aspirations outside of me. I want a guy who wants something out of life.


>Wants kids


>Need to funny, I can't be with someone if I don't find them funny.


>Animators and artists. No hentai watchers or furries tho


>Has friends and likes to hang out with them outside of me.


>Into nerd shit but not to the point of addiction. I'm fine if they play video games as a way of relaxing.


>Liberal and not a red pill loser.


>Loves animals, is fine with a Chihuahua as a pet.

No. 137765

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Summary: Pretty & smart. Those are the most important

Overall
>Feminine traits, either in personality or looks (or both)
>Went to a university at the level of mine or higher
>Well-read in terms of politics/ideology/academics/culture–absolutely MUST have meaningful opinions
>Niche hobbies or interests such as cooking/pickling/cheesemaking etc, model building, writing…
>Gaming and anime is fine if he has great taste
>Plays at least one instrument, preferably more (I have no real reasoning for this)
>Speaks a language other than English
>Mostly detached from internet/social media/forum culture, doesn't love memes, no conspiracy shit
>Close with his family, or at least expresses love and respect for them
>Preferably non-white (cultural reasons)
>Has previous partners and a circle of friends including female friends
>Low sex drive, little to no contact with porn and critical of porn industry

Temperament
>Introspective and thoughtful without being a silent robot
>Introverted but easily makes friends; well-liked
>Stupid and dorky sense of humor
>Melodramatic and OTT romantic/saccharine in private
>Mature and self-assured, maybe even cocky at times
>Ambitious and hard working

Looks
>As thin as possible
>Below 6ft (above is ok if he's really feminine and thin)
>Absolutely no muscle mass, muscle tone is ok
>Darker + longer hair, puffy brows, no facial hair
>(At least some) pretty or youthful features, clear skin
>Interesting sense of style but a little unkempt (no techwear software job uniqlo-core pls)

Bonus points
>Glasses
>Unique ethnic/cultural background, especially if he actively partakes in it
>Socialist tendencies and supportive of/interested in modern Communist societies
>Somewhat religious or at least agnostic
>His interests in art, lit, music, and history include things from all over the world
>Into old-school glam rock style androgyny, without attaching any trendy gender ID or label to it (like David Bowie, for example)

I kind of just Frankensteined all the traits I like in my bf, previous partners, best friend, male family, etc. I know the word "feminine" is in here a bunch, and if it sounds like I just want a woman it's because I probably do. Also I don't understand the height sperging ITT or the assumption that manga/anime=stinky pedo freak but maybe you guys know something I don't

No. 137769

Looks
> body type bigger than mine (I'm very average/skinny but hate stick thin) but no obese bodies. Not a total fan of a lot of muscle. Dad bods are fine.
>taller than 5'6 but shorter than 6'4
>facial hair is a plus but I don't mind clean shaven
> white/mixed
>any hair/eye color
>must be hairy! I love a burly looking man
> veiny arms & hands
> good posture
> dress well (had my fair share of men who dress really gross)
> 4.5 -7 inch dick
> she's be kinky overall but able to switch to being sweet

Personality
> must be funny and get my sense of humour
> smart (I like college educated guys) and want to better themselves
> respectful and caring
> not always jealous
> is willing to accept my budding career
> loves kids
> want to have a family
> wants monogamy
> is able to have an adult conversation instead of breaking up

Other
> has a hobby
> works out or will work out with me
> likes the outdoors
> LOVES ANIMALS
> has friends
> doesn't use their mental illness to define themselves
> is clean (washes themselves, cleans their place, etc.)

No. 137775

I think I'd like a chill normie guy who likes music and sports more than anime and vidya, but I know I'm too weird to ever attract one.

No. 137776

Looks:
>the default 180+cm tall
>Attractive eyes
>Nice smile
>Not obese and not rail thin, muscular is nice but not necessary. just average body is fine
>Nice hair, can be a bit longer, thick straight/slightly wavy hair ideal
>Doesn't dress like a complete slob

Personality:
>Makes me feel safe around him (no emotional or physical abuse) and trusts me with being open with his feelings too
>Quick wit is especially charming to me
>Can hold a conversation like a normal person
>Has hobbies he's genuinely interested and passionate in
>Earns his own money and doesn't live out of my pocket
>Has a good sense of humor and doesn't get offended by more low-brow type of jokes
>Respects his (hopefully not crazy) mom and other female relatives and coworkers
>Treats customer service workers with dignity
>Is a weeb or at least a video game player or at least doesn't mind me being a weeb
>Likes animals and going out in the nature
>No substance abuse or alcoholism
>Doesn't talk over me
>Enjoys good food and restaurants
>Has his own life and friends and doesn't cling on to me as his only social link
>Takes care of his hygiene and cleans up after himself without being a compulsive neat freak
>No perverted kinks that are painful or humiliating to me and no pressuring into performing whatever repulses me
>Not an obsessed cheapskate, I mean one of those people who'd rather drive to a gas station 50 miles away because their gas is 2% cheaper than the closest one

It seems literally impossible to find a man like this who's still single.

No. 137778

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I was all about brunettes until my ex, who made me realize I like blondes. He was 6'4, blond and blue eyed and I now refuse to settle for less. I only go for Chads. All men are disappointing but at least when I get my heart broken it'll be by someone good looking.

No. 137780

Looks
>170 to 185 cm.
>Skinny to muscular-but-still-slender is fine. Absolutely no man tits. I'd rather date a guy that's too skinny than a fat one.
>Any skin/eye/hair colour except redheads. My hair is auburn and I don't want to look like I'm dating my sibling.
>Has tattoos/piercings or likes them.

Personality
>Childfree, and if he had a vasectomy even better
>Doesn't drink or do drugs in excess.
>DOESN'T SMOKE. Smokers are gross.
>Vegan or at least vegetarian.
>Enjoys working out or at least respects that it's important for me.
>Educated and ambitious, I'm bored of guys who barely finished high school and think they deserve anything.
>His family is not insane and he has a good relationship with them.
>Is clean and tidy both for himself and his spaces
>Isn't intense about the relationship and understands I have no interest in worshipping or mothering anyone.
>And doesn't want to move in or get married after like 6 months.
>Preferably introverted or an extrovert that understands I need alone time and isn't insecure about it.
>Likes games and perhaps (good) anime. No harem/fantasy titties garbage.
>Doesn't want sex all the time and won't bug me about anal.
>Doesn't think I'm his fucking psychologist and can deal with his own crap.
>Doesn't like populism.
>Loves nature and animals

Even if this perfect guy appeared I don't think I'd want to date him lol men are just too much work for not enough reward

No. 137782

>>137778

cute af

No. 137814

>noticeably taller than me
>Not a fucking autist, can hold a conversation with me without making me bored
>Has a fucking hygiene
>Is functional and has a job and source of income, doesn't expect me to fucking support or mommy him
>Is genuinely interested on me so he'll try to at least understand and accept the music, shows, movies I like etc instead of just trying to shove theirs down my throat.
>Not obese nor anorexic
>Not pornsick
>Genuinely loves me
>Isn't interested in politics, or is strongly against troony genderspecials and attention whoring faggots
>And ofc isn't a violent chimp and doesn't yell at you when he runs out of arguments
I probably would have found something that at least comes close to my criteria if parental abuse didn't fuck me up and stunned my development. I elaborated this list in function of the fucking autistic manchildren I had to deal with and the traits I don't ever want to have to deal with again.

No. 137815

slightly shorter than me, submissive af, cute and slender body, pretty long hair, big dick, kind gentle and caring and puts me first, very hygienic and clean always

No. 137833

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>>137778
even then this guy looks better as a brunette kek. brunette guys are my thing, it's hard to find a blonde blue eyed man that doesn't look as a cold person

No. 137834

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>>137833
I don't know what happened, normally I would agree with you. But I just love blondes now. It must be my ex.

If I like brunettes, it's very dark hair with blue eyes. pic related, a Greek singer. When I went to Greece there were so many beautiful guys.

No. 137835

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No. 137840

>>137815
Oh wow, I'm not alone after all! I'm >>121974 and you have excellent taste anon.

No. 137847

>>137833
wow, he's pretty.

No. 137856

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I am a romantic soul, and believe in true love that transcends checklists such as these. Fifteen minutes in a room with the right person, I would find most any item on an arbitrary list (about appearences, hobbies etc) could be negotiable.

For me, the only traits that ultimately matter are: virtuous, ambitious, more intelligent than me, and good humour.

The rest, I leave to fate and chemistry!

No. 137857

>>137856
Why do you type as if you're LARPing as a 19th-century lady, on an imageboard of all places?

No. 137859

>>137857

Dunno lol, it's just my personality and honest answer to the prompt… Perhaps I'll attract a chivalrous knight who can appreciate my pretentious vocabulary.

No. 137868

>>137856
i kinda agree with this, it always baffles me when i see people post/talk about their laundry lists of what makes their perfect partner, i just don't get it. I just want someone not obese or retarded whose morals align with mine and we have good chemistry. like i couldn't care less about their exact eye/hair colour or clothing sense. it feels like i can find near anyone attractive if given enough time to observe the little things about them but also i am a touch starved khhv virgin so hehe.

No. 137885

>>137840
wow anon your list is literally mine if i had put more effort into writing it lmao, freckles are so fucking cute, i love everything you wrote lmao, yes a virgin and yes uncut no weird american dick lmfao

No. 137930


No. 137931

>>137885
Well, it just all came quickly to my mind, I've always had a good imagination. And yes, freckles are so cute omg! Just a handful of them are enough to make most guys look better.

I'd also love it if he was somehow "ashamed" of his high sex drive, probably because it's sinful or something like that. And masturbation is a sin too, so I'd basically be able to have him on the edge whenever I wanted and decide when he gets off. I know it may sound a bit unhealthy, but the idea of being able to control his sexual life like that is just so hot to me. What do you think?

No. 138225

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pic related

No. 138238

i want someone who understands feminism for what it really is. i don't want a guy who calls himself a feminist. i want a man who genuinely is able to see women as equals and respects them as human beings.

i also want someone who is honest and won't cheat on me. if things don't work out, he'll tell me. he won't go behind my back and betray my trust to keep things "smooth". he will be direct about confrontation and immediate when it's needed.

also would like him to be a bit of a planner. i have a hard time motivating myself to do things. i'd like him to force me outside more.

i want our political ideas to line up on important things. i'm a bit of a moderate with left-lean, but i also criticize many things in left-wing politics as much as right-wing. he should be able to see both sides.

ideally he doesn't want kids, but he likes kids, and loves animals. men who are cold toward children or animals scare me.

as far as appearance, i just don't want him to be super overweight. preferably no beard unless he takes really good care of it. don't care about balding or dick size or height or anything, though i'll admit i have a bit of a preference for guys to be at least my height (5'3) or taller. i'm not especially attracted to men with red hair or blonde hair at first glance but those aren't extra important.

oh, and he would ideally be submissive in bed like many are saying. i'm a very dominant type myself and i don't like the idea of a man taking control in most situations. he should enjoy being sub to me.

No. 138239

>>137662
imagine being this internetbrained

you know there's a whole outside world beyond screens where people talk to each other, right

No. 138245

>>138238
>i want someone who understands feminism for what it really is. i don't want a guy who calls himself a feminist. i want a man who genuinely is able to see women as equals and respects them as human beings.

the most unrealistic part of this post. good luck to you and other anons finding your blue moon of a man.

No. 138249

Looks
>5'9-6'
>Fit/muscular
>Either into tasteful fashion or just has a minimalist style, but I always go for guys who wear all black
>Tattoos

Personality
>Extroverted and equally energetic as me
>Intelligent, self-driven, and accomplished (preferably in STEM too). I care a lot about having admiration for someone and being motivated by that
>Shares some of my music taste
>Has his own friends, hobbies (not a weeb or gamer), etc that he can introduce me to
>Babies me sometimes. Not in the ageplay sense, but as in acting gentle and protective and finding it cute if I act a bit childish at times
>Doesn't get angry or annoyed easily
>Positive in general, not a whiner
>Kinky, brings up new things to do sexually
>Confident (even a bit cocky)
>Actively plans things to do together and brings me out of my comfort zone, and is similarly open to my suggestions like travel. Likes spontaneous plans.
>Playfully teases me a lot
>Doesn't want kids

The first person I ever dated was an obese, weeby NEET who spent way too much time on 4chan (and is still that way 5 years later), so it brought to light just how fucking insufferable some types of people are. I'll gladly stay single for a while if it means having decent standards in place.

No. 138261

>>138225
I would literally let this bitch fuck me over as many times as he wants to. Inferior 3D men need to leave

No. 138262

>>138245
they exist, but they are very, very rarely single. that's the hard part.

No. 138263

>>138261
if you're going to be sexually attracted to cartoons why not pick an attractive one

bobble-headed bugeyed girly anime lookin ass

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The most important things for me are that he is honest, has good hygiene, is cuddly, is emotionally intelligent, and that he's healthy (no STIs, not obese, etc.)

In terms of aesthetics, I definitely have certain things I'm drawn to. I like long hair, long eyelashes, and a lithe body. I don't find tons of muscles attractive, I'm just into men who are healthily thin. I love freckles. I don't care about height so long as he's not shorter than me. I'm not really into men that are super tall, though (probably because I associate that with my brother.) I usually don't like facial hair. None of these things are necessarily requirements for someone I would date– they're just the traits I find attractive in celebrities and such.

My biggest turn offs are probably misogyny/toxic masculinity, porn addiction, and bad smells of any kind. Cluster B personality disorders are usually a deal breaker, too. Absolutely no Republicans.

No. 138303

>>137931
yeah controlling a guys orgasm is also a fetish i have lmao god its like were twins anon, nice to know there are other girls like me out there in a world where most girls want guys to take the lead, may we have cute sub bfs soon anon

No. 138310

>>138263
just because you're ugly doesn't mean my man has to be, bitch

No. 138331

I'm a womanlet so as long as he's taller than me, I'm fine with dating a man who's 5'10/5'11ish

>religious, even if it's more of a once a month or when I feel like it kind of guy

>normie enough to not know about all the degeneracies of the internet so when I sperg about different shit I see on tlc shows it's coming from a fresh face
>open minded enough to be okay with my shower thoughts tier conversation topics
>no mental illnesses
>generally a positive person who is still realistic
>great sense of humor
>isn't afraid of talking about his emotions and is pushy enough to get me to talk about my own
>has dorky interests he's shy about
>aggressive in bed
>a softie who cries when I unintentionally poke at his insecurities
>isn't a neet who needs mommy to clean after him
>basically like the mom of his house
>can cook
>either attending college or has stable job
>sociable/has a big social circle
>wants to push not only himself but others to be the best they can be
>likes to game and often wants me to play with him or talk to him while playing
>smarter than me
>despite only knowing of entry level anime is still willing to take an interest
>willing to experiment in bed
>can be a challenge/butt heads with me
>loves dogs
>has a spine and knows when to say no to family members and friends
>outgoing and adventurous
>has a good relationship with his family

No. 138376

>>138331
This is all well and good, but the part where you said you want a guy you can make cry is a little messed up.

No. 138404

>>121974
I met a dude almost like that(but he couldn't dress himself to save his life and was into cringy internet politics)

No. 138416

>>138404
God I hate when men can't dress themselves and just wear teenage boy clothes despite being in their mid 20s and above. Hottest man I met dressed like a typical teen and I just wanted to take him out and redo his style, because he was ruining his potential.

Seriously, everyone has SO MUCH potential but either don't care to reach it or go on believing they're unattractive because they fail to take fashion, fitness and hygiene steps.

No. 138438

>>138331
Why religious? I'm just curious

No. 138447

>>138416
He's 18, mid-20s guys are too old for me anyway.

No. 138448

>>138447
Ah, 18 is young. Cut him some slack :) My point still stands about mid 20 dudes that dress like that though lol.

Protip: men are still the same at 25, just with jobs rather than schoolwork. This is the most hilariously endearing thing about them.

No. 138452

i thought i liked men smaller than me who are shy but now i can tell that my boyfriend is interested in trooning out so that's too volatile to ever go after again

>over 5'9

>sleepy, calm demeanor but is extraverted or at least an introvert who tries to be social
>not a fan of anime but will watch with me
>actually cares about how i feel love rather than be selfish
>likes to cook so we can do it together
>no porn
>no video game addiction
>motivated, has actual life goals
>regularly asks me what i want to do and doesn't make me feel bad for what i want
>generally healthy
>wants kids
>likes cats

No. 138462

It's not my only "type" but I find guys who are twinkish looking yet have deep voices to be so so hot. Like James Spader when he was young

No. 138491

>>138438
I come from a devoutly roman catholic family (much to my parents' ire, I am not nearly as fanatical about jesus), and have an overprotective father, who views it as a sign of good character. As for my family as whole, even if our partners don't share the same faith as us, my family respects those who have what they view as a "closeness" to their respective God(s)/beliefs.

No. 138499

>>138452
This sounds great. I'd love a guy exactly like that except I want him to be into gaming so we can discuss it together.

No. 138502

>>138404
Really?! Where did you meet him? Tell me more about this guy please, I just want to daydream a bit…

No. 138543

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It's probably normal, but the people I'm attracted to (both men and women but this thread is about the guys) are so few and far between. I feel like I'm being shallow but it's just the 'special something' that draws me to people is rare. One of the big traits I find attractive in men is long hair. It's not as common nowadays and not all of them take good care of it. Maybe as a history/fantasy nerd it just speaks to my hopeless romantic-ness, and having long healthy hair is a sign that they take good care of the rest of themselves too. (Bad hygeine/being very overweight is an absolute turn off.) Plus I can play with it. I almost exclusively find myself attracted to long haired men for some reason. Preferably with goatees or some light facial hair. Basically metalheads, fantasy nerds, vikings or pirates.


Personality is easier perhaps; someone who is nice as well as confident(no assholes or doormats please), interested in similar hobbies so I can spend quality time and gush about things with them (having different hobbies while supporting each other is also a bonus), and is serious about being with each other. I have friends who I can chill with and all that, but I kind of want a life partner and someone I can see myself living my life with and having pets with (don't think I ever want kids).

No. 138560

>>138543
Same, I'm bi as well and I have the hardest time being attracted to people, men more than women, I can count on one hand the number of men I've seen I can say are hot. Even celebrities that are considered extremely attractive are average/ugly in my eyes (Brad Pitt and ScarJo being the worst offenders), I feel like an alien.

No. 138561

>>138543
Damn anon, this perfectly describes my ex husband down to the "no kids". He was thin, long haired, goatee, metalhead and big time into fantasy shit. Hope you find your guy someday, that type is def out there.

No. 138563

>>138543
I find it extremely hard to find someone I'm attracted to, because my standards are SO HIGH. If I go on Tinder, I swipe right on like 1/1000 men. I can't help it, with me it's either the hottest man I can find, or no one. I'm not settling.

>Personality is easier perhaps; someone who is nice as well as confident(no assholes or doormats please), interested in similar hobbies so I can spend quality time and gush about things with them (having different hobbies while supporting each other is also a bonus), and is serious about being with each other. I have friends who I can chill with and all that, but I kind of want a life partner and someone I can see myself living my life with and having pets with (don't think I ever want kids).

YES. I want to have a husband I can't spend the rest of my life with working on our hobbies and enjoying life. But NO KIDS. This is SO DIFFICULT to find. I find someone I like and it's almost guaranteed it won't work out because every guy seems to want kids.

No. 138564

>>138563
**can spend the rest of my life with
lol, not can't

No. 138573

>>138543
I could've written this lol
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack and the needle might not be there

No. 138591

>>138560
You'd think being bi would double my chances of finding attractive people but it's not really how it goes. I can acknowledge that many celebrities conventionally attractive, but there's not that "spark" in them to me. It's also kind of silly but when actors have longer hair for a movie/show, I like it but when I see them with normal short hair it's like "oh." Prime example is Henry Cavil as Geralt. So hot. (Geralt was already my husbando to begin with though) Normal Cavil? He's fine but looks average for a celebrity.

>>138573
I feel kind of happy that I'm not the only one who feels this way about partners. I'm kind of disillusioned with "hook up/casual" dating or whatever. I tried online dating sites previously because it's easier to see what people look like and get a feel for them by what their profile says, but few were interesting to me (or they lived too far away) and the guys who messaged me never seemed very serious.

I go to Renn faires, game stores, and other outlets for the hobbies I like so finding people with compatible interests isn't too difficult. At the very least I enjoy making friends there if a relationships isn't in the cards. Just have to parse out the neckbeards occasionally.

No. 138592

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>>116934
>>117121
You two gave me a stupid idea so here it is(btw I tried to make chad a manlet for our resident manlet chaser but couldn't think of anything)

No. 138593

>>138592
I love you Anon, you’re my ideal partner

No. 138600

>>138592
Holy shit yes, this is quality content, men will hate it but it's true

No. 138604

>>138592
>the virgin is stacy's bf

No. 138624

Admittedly, my friend John
Smart, wicked smart actually, he's probably one of the smartest people in the state. I'm biased of course, but everything he does he does with this analytic mindset and he puts so much thought effort/brain power into doing things
He's also pretty cute. He's short, which I kinda like, but he's got this really young looking face. He's probably balding a bit, but his hair kinda sweeps over the top of his head so it doesn't really look bad.
He wears glasses and looks so sophisticated with them on, but as soon as he takes them off he's got the goofiest look and the goofiest smile
sigh
I don't know if he's still athletic, but back in high school he was always one of those surprisingly gifted guys. He was one of the top 10 sprinters in our grade, top 5 maybe even. I couldn't believe just how in shape he was.

Also we just really click in so many different ways. I WISH I had this relationship with anyone I could actually date.
Our humor is the same, our music tastes are so intertwined, and we end up venturing down the same youtube algorithm almost always

He's got blonde hair and blue eyes, but he's the type to say his eye colors change. They've got flecks of green and gold in there so I don't mind when he does say it.

I hope he has a big dick, I wouldn't mind if it was smaller than average though
I don't think I actually enjoy bigger dicks, they just look nice.

No. 138628

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>Jokester, I always had a thing for the class clowns back in school, not bullies just genuinely funny guys.

> Average height, Skinny-Fit swimmer look, or just plain boney, someone who can carry boxes for me but not too strong, strong and big men make me feel threatened because im relatively small (5'1).


> Striking appearance, coming from style or looks doesn't really matter but i like guys who stand out from the crowd, tattoos, uncommon facial structure, alternative or vintage styles. Im guilty of dating ugly guys and thinking they were the most gorgeous in the world just cause they stood out from the crowd.


> Eccentric but not mentally ill, its pretty obvious i like people with a more flamboyant persona but being an extrovert is not a must.


> Most importatly: ABOVE AVERAGE SMART. I need someone I can have stimulating conversations with, heck I even prefer guys smarter than me because I love learning new things and being able to do that in a relationship is like my ultimate catch.


> Im pretty flexible when it comes to sex, strange fetishes and more than just mild shit BDSM are a hard pass tho.


> Adventurous, im prone to shitty manic pixie dream girl shenanigans and I want someone who can keep up and be as equally obnoxious and spontaneous.



Honestly I think the most important thing to me is the guy having an actual personality, men in my age range seem to come in like three boring flavors (Gamer Weeb, Sporty Fuckboy, Pretentious Right Winger Prick) that make me want to stay single forever.

No. 138629

>>138624
a guy posted this

No. 138630

>>138629
Why? It reads kind of like describing character in a novel but I don't necessarily get the vibe that anon is a dude.

No. 138631

>Knowing how to treat mentally ill women, poor women, homeless women, animals, etc is number one for me. I saw my current boyfriend treat mentally ill women with respect and kindness as well as children and animals, ever since I always hold that to my standard
>Puts effort toward the relationship, no more "lets get taco bell,fuck and you watch me play video games" type dates, actual dates, him wanting to explore with me and travel with me, isn't afraid of being in public with me
>isn't a baby about baggage
>isn't a hypocrite (ex wanting threesomes but only with girls, wants me to forgive his past sins but can't forgive mint, etc)
>grooms properly, keeps up with hairstyles and facial hair styles that flatter his face, knows how to dress, showers, puts on cologne, works out)
>wants children
>appreciative of what I do
>likes how I look, borderline worships me and appreciates what i need to do to keep myself in shape
>has a career and plans for life and is willing to go forward with it
>faithful, mind and body wise, as in no porn, I don't mind him reading smut though
>acts respectful in public and towards my family
>loyal, is willing to stay around and not leave just because "I just don't feel it anymore"

looks wise I don't really care tbh just don't be too fat or too skinny but I guess
>tall
>blue eyes
>dark hair
>big nose
>sharp jaw
>hairy
>flat chest

No. 138671

>uniquely handsome face, the kind that stands out in a crowd
>kindhearted, doesnt pick on losers
>very talented, creative and ambitious
>at least avg height not too tall
>broad shoulders with narrow hips
>well built
>nice ass
>huge iq and dick
>a voice i can listen to all day long

No. 138672

you're all going to end up alone lmao

No. 138677

>>138672
a girl can dream

No. 138679

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I wish I had a boyfriend to grow up with.

I dream about the kind of sweetheart who would never hurt anybody. I want someone that I can trust with all my heart and gives me comfort.

I wish I had someone who was considerate towards me, the way I feel and think, is understanding and assuring with my problems. I want both of us to be each other's supports. Someone I can talk to all the time and never get bored of.

I crave committing to someone like this, having his emotional support and friendship, I want to cuddle and fall asleep in his arms. I want to soothe each other.

I want to fantasize about only him and him only fantasizing about me. Someone who genuinely finds me attractive.

I'm fucking lonely, I want a sweet boyfriend to talk with, have sex with and cuddle with all the time.

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>>137671
Basically the same as you girl. I’m at a point in my life that I would just rather be single forever than to date some guy who is below my standards when it comes to looks. I have spent a shitton of money to look as good as I possibly can, and idc if people think I’m shallow. I want a tall-ish (or if he is shorter than me, a cute significantly younger) goodloking guy who treats me well, and I wont settle for a soyboy redditor type. Literally would rather kms

No. 138741

>>138731
>>137671
I promise that neither of you are attractive enough to warrant standards like this.

No. 138743

>>138741
this. all of these hoes are fat and ugly i bet lmao

No. 138747

>>138741
>>138743
>no fun allowed
Apparently neither of you know what "ideal" means. Maybe work on your reading comprehension next time, yeah?

No. 138761

>>138741
>>138743
I too would project my low self esteem onto others on an anonymous imageboard if I was an ugly pickme.

No. 138764

>>138592
I can't tell who's being serious and who's being ironic anymore.

>>138741
>>138743
>I want a normal, good looking guy
>REEEEEEE U FAT AND UGLY WHORE
Your insecurity is showing kek

No. 138767

>>138743
You are embarrassing yourself lol. Wanting a good-looking, kind bf is the norm. Work on your self-esteem.

No. 138770

>>138743
>Women get asked to talk about their standards when we are asked
>Scrots mad

>Scrots never-endingly talk about their standards for women, including shitting on women who innocently exist in their present just for not meeting their standards

>"Oh it's just x stop being so sensitive lol"

No. 138771

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Looks:

>dark hair that's thick and fluffy or slightly curly. It doesn't necessarily have to be long, but definitely not super short or flat. I don't know why hair is so important to me lol, but I usually fall for guys with dark, fluffy hair

>really nice, full lips. Not big, just the perfect size and kissable and pink. Really small lips are a turn off
>a perfect blend of masculine and feminine features - not too much on either side basically, a good balance
>big beautiful eyes, again small eyes are a turn off
>nice jawline
>big hands
>has to be a good dresser and have good taste in clothes. Nothing too fancy or flashy, just classy, clean, respectable, and proper, like a student at university
>thick thighs, yum
>don't really care about how buff he is, just don't be stick thin

Personality:

>funny with a great sense of humour, we have a lot of inside jokes and such

>isn't afraid to be a little goofy and silly - not a total obnoxious idiot, just someone who likes to let loose a little
>a little introverted and shy, maybe a bit awkward, but he's still social
>really kind, caring and friendly to me and also others
>smart and sophisticated, not a show off about it but genuinely likes sharing and discussing things
>is a great conversationalist, we can talk about any subject for hours, either philosophical deep shit or just funny/ordinary things - good with his words and expressing things
>passionate about his likes and hobbies and career
>artsy and creative, into things like art, history, poetry etc, and very well read. He's a bit nerdy and dorky. A big imagination and daydreamer, a little adventurous
>not afraid to be open and honest with his emotions or cry; emotionally mature and aware. Total crybabies are a turn off though
>is a good listener and comforts me when I need it, makes me laugh when I'm sad
>gives lots of random hugs and kisses and compliments, he's not clingy but he's affectionate and likes showing me how much he loves me (and I'd do the same, I'm just that kind of person)
>likes chilling at home, a little laid-back and not super energetic, easy going - but he likes to party at times and has a fun, wild side
>someone I can trust completely with any secret

Sex stuff:

>doesn't or at least very rarely watches porn, especially extreme gross shit

>really passionate and sensual, knows how to set the mood and atmosphere lol
>doesn't mind letting me take the lead sometimes
>makes me feel loved and confident, and I do the same for him

sigh…..it got more unrealistic as it went on didn't it

>>138679
awww anon, I share all your same thoughts

No. 138805

>>138741
>>138743
lol you triggered all these femcels(15 year old spamchan)

No. 138813

>>138771
perfect

No. 138817

>>138771
Now that you mention the sex part, it reminds me of another trait I really want in a guy and it sounds so basic but: willing and comfortable to do good foreplay and give me pleasure as well as me to him.

The only guy I've been very intimate with in the past was so neglectful. Jumping straight into the main sex without any warm up, and never really tried to play with me, go down, etc even when I did so to him. Part of it was me not really asking, but it just makes me want a partner who's equally willing to make each other feel nice and wanted.

No. 138819

>>138817
I want a guy that wants to make me cum every time before he gets his. Only one of my boyfriends has ever even actually tried and succeeded, and that was after a year and a half of dating.

No. 138821

Ya'll should date men with sisters. They're always so much more respectful and attentive to women.

No. 138823

>>138821
unless they hate their sister and thinks she's trash like my ex

No. 138826

>>138821
I used to think this was the case too until I befriended a guy with younger sisters. He watched a shitton of hentai and ecchi anime and it wasn’t just vanilla stuff either. I’m talking about BDSM, borderline sexual assault, and so on. He also had female anime figurines in his room and saw nothing wrong with buying them. The dude also would treat me as a therapist and ask me to do shit for him way too often (which was a big reason why I dropped him along with aftermentioned ones). He wasn’t super close to them though to be fair, but you’d think having them in his life would made him have less objectifying views.

On the otherhand, my SO is an only child and although he has some scrote tendencies, he’s much more respectful of women and younger girls for sure. Basically, you can’t really judge a guy’s views on women based on whether he has sisters or not.

No. 138831

>>138821
Not always, but watching how a guy treats or talks about female relatives can tell you a lot.

My last ex disliked his sister purely because she married a well-off man and he was bitter about her 'easy life'. He also ranted about his mothers stupidity because he hated carrots and when he visited her for Sunday dinner she'd sometimes have carrots on his plate.. tiny shit that shouldn't matter. I wish I had payed more attention to his overly negative talk about exes and women in his family.

No. 138851

>>138823
Yup. My abusive ex hated his sister too. He'd always roll his eyes when talking about her. Having a sister doesn't magically make a guy like women.

No. 138868

>>138821
If they treat their sisters well. jus watch how he talks about his mom and other female relatives. A poor attitude towards women in general is a red flag. Even if his mom is a crazy bitch, him being unkind to her is a bad sign.

No. 138869

>>138868
So he has to be nice and respectful to a seemingly abusive family member? Obviously he shouldn't be an asshole in return but he has no obligation to accept that sort of treatment.

No. 138872

i'd love a guy whom i not only find super hot but also my friends find hot too. so they can be rly jealous whenever he's there with me.

No. 138882

>>138869
Nta but they didn't say abusive in their post, I've met women I'd call crazy bitches and sometimes 'crazy bitch' just means someone is irritating or a bit full on



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